The Brilliant Idiots - Excuse Me Miss Lady

Episode Date: October 8, 2021

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Andrew Schultz is here. No, let's do a little bravo, man. Herman is here. Wax is here. Charlamana God is a daddy again. Yeah, man. Girl dad. Girl dad.

You know what's so crazy? I wasn't, I was waiting. I didn't want to know what the gender was, right? We knew what it was. In the back of my mind, I knew what it was. Yeah, because you know you had your shoes off. I didn't even think about it. The crazy part is because I wasn't, you know,

this wasn't, none of the children were actually planned. But, you know, the fourth child, I thought we was done after three. I was cool, you know, like after we had our third daughter, the very next year we did go to the in vitro place because I was like, I got to rig this thing. You know what I'm saying? If I want a boy, I got to fix this fight.

You know, but then I was talking to my mom, and my mom was like, She just didn't agree with the whole, you know, creating the whole gender thing, right? And I was like, you know what? You're right. If it's meant for me to have another baby, I'll have another baby. You know what I mean? A couple years later, during COVID, ain't nothing to do.

We're just sitting around high all the time, having sex all the time. Come find out February. You know, wife is pregnant. All right, cool. I'm like, you know what? I don't even want to know what it is. You know what I mean? Just wait.

Because I think about February came, I think she might have been like a month, too months already. I'm like, we just wait, September comes, we see what happens. So that's what happened. And, you know, up until that last moment, the doctor blew it at the last, last moment. Because as the baby was coming out, the doctor just said,

get her out of there or something like that. Like, something to that effect. And I was like, her. Oh. You don't know how she identifies. I'm like, her? You sure? I'm like, her? I'm like, maybe she died was just a feroidian slip. Maybe they're trying to throw me off. Like, nope.

Come to another beautiful baby girl. I'm like, well, hey man, I produce queens. What can I say? You know what I mean? What can I say? I like it, though. I'm happy. You know what I mean?

I'm happy that, you know, I got a healthy baby girl. I'm healthy that by wife had a beautiful, you know, pregnancy, you know, with the way the black maternal death rate is set up. She's still here. So I'm just, you know what I'm just happy. You know what I mean? It's happy to have another baby. I didn't see that at this point in my life.

But that's life, right? You don't know what to expect in life. You can't predict any of this. Like, it's all just... You can, though, like, if you have sex, unprotected and you leave it in, like, you can predict it to... But you don't really think about that

when you married. No. Not after having three. I'd never thought, y'all, I've never thought about it. You thought you stopped working or she stopped working? I just never, I didn't even think about it. I'm not, like, it never crossed my mind.

You know what I mean? Like, it never crossed my mind, like, oh, you know, because, by the way, I don't care. If I eat this sandwich, I might have to take a shit later. That might have it. But at this point in my life, I care only because, you know, we both getting up in age. So it's like, now I might have to get that. Snit, sniff, sniff.

Oh, my boy just did that, man. Really? He just did it like literally a couple of days ago. And I'm like, how is it? But I got, I want 30 kids. You know what I want to keep on going. Really? Hell yeah.

Also, it doesn't work, though. What do you mean? Selfish. The Snip doesn't work. What you mean? It's not 100%. Antonio Carmardi had two kids after him. And he had like 13, but he got a different type of sperm.

He's not a good example. To Antonio Carmody. Antonio Carmody, I think, how many kids you got looked at up somebody? 17 kids, two after the vasectomy. That's what I'm saying? Like, his sperm will not be denied. You know what I mean? He's just a special human, and he's just one of those people that's meant to breed.

You know what I mean? So his is a little different. But, yeah, I think it's very selfish, though, because it's really up to the woman. Like, you know, my wife's easiest pregnancy was definitely the first one. second one was emergency C-section. Third, you know, and gestational diabetes, the second one. Third was when we went to the hospital

and they didn't have no epidural so she had to give a natural birth. They were just out of epidurals? They didn't have no epidurals. They literally didn't have no epidurals. Like, it was the strangest thing ever. I mean, that's what black women complain about when they go to the hospital.

Like that, you know, people look at black women and they're just strong and they can take pain. It was like, so it's no. sense of urgency, you know what I mean? Carla said she did not want the epidural until it was time that she wanted it and they said it was too late. She looked at me.

I was like, we gotta do this. Oh, she did a natural one too? Yeah, she did a natural one too. Wow. Wow. My mom with me had planned to do a natural birth. I was a big baby. I was like over 10 pounds.

What? What? And, uh, I'm going to play around over here, baby. My brother, too. We big fucking babies. Yeah. So, uh...

Ten. 10 pounds. Full head of hair. Like, it looked like my parents left me. Like, you know, when you're in the room with all the other babies? Like, all the other babies were like, bald.

I had a full, like, what is his name? Don King? Like, afa weeks. They looked like they just left me in the room, though. Like, nobody collected my ass. Nobody don't come get this one?

Yeah. I had fucking braces on a shit. Like, I was fucking old in there, right? So, and apparently, like, my mom was going through the birth and, uh, and, uh, they were planning on doing a natural. And my dad was trying to, like,

coach her through it. And my dad, you know, dudes, you like, we use shit that, like, applies to our lives because we can't imagine what a baby is, right? So my dad was like, it's okay, Sandra. It's just like a marathon. You got to push through. It's like a marathon. And then my mom just looks to my dad and goes, fuck the marathon running. Get me the drugs. Yeah, we could never, ever imagine what women go. Not even close. And like, it's crazy. My adrenaline is still up here from last Monday.

Really? It happened last Monday. Like, and, you know, we had a duel to salute to Latham Thomas, Glow Maven. Latham helped us get through the last two pregnancies because, you know, after she, you have a C-section. They tell you that you got to continue to have C-section. They just basically put a zipper on your stomach. You know what I mean?

But Latham was like, no, that's not the case. So Latham, like, you know, coached her through the third one, had her doing like a lot of different things, different techniques, taking different vitamins, all types of stuff. You know what I mean? to help her have a vaginal birth. Fourth, she had a vaginal birth with this one too, but it's like the fourth one, it happened so fast.

So she started having, Sunday was the due date, but the baby didn't come Sunday. So they were like, okay, we're probably induced tomorrow. Latham was like, nope, she sent the acupuncture us over. They did acupuncture, and she had her drinking, like,

taking some vitamins and something else around 2 o'clock that morning. She started having contractions. Wow. I'm sleeping through it. You know what I mean? Go do the radio show. You know, I see Latham's over there.

sitting on the couch, whatever, whatever. And I'm just like, so when should we start going to the hospital? Because in my mind, I'm like, I don't want things that happen here. You know what I mean? And my wife was like, oh, we just ain't no movies. It's not not going to get contractions and start having them. They're having to be a million. I'm like, I don't know.

But either way, I don't want to be responsible. Right? So around 9 o'clock that morning, water breaks. And it's like from that moment on, you're like this. Yes. Because you got to grab the suitcase, run to the car, put the suitcase in the car. Zoom into the gear. Yeah, that's right.

make sure she's in the back and, you know, my wife goes, drive like me. She's going to drive like me. What does I mean? Because he can't drive like that. I'm a very safe driver. I'm a very defensive driver. I'm not on offense.

I hate people that are hitting the gas. And I'm going to rush to die. Like, this is cool. That's it. That's it. And so she's like, drive like me. I'm like, no. Right?

So I say that, but I'm just like, I'm definitely not driving like her. Because the last thing we need is to get pulled over. You know what I mean? I'm going to drop slow and steady. Nice little 70 miles per hour. And it was early morning. So it was still a little bit of traffic there we had to get through.

But, you know, we got there safe. And, you know, once you get there, everybody at the hospital, even though you would think that they do this a million times. It's always like the people in the front who are just like sometimes the most clueless. You pull up, I need a wheelchair. How the fuck can nobody find a wheelchair at the hospital? You know what I mean? One guy's like, oh, it's over here.

Other guys like, it's over here, it's over there. Finally, they get the wheelchair. Boom, we get in the wheelchair. Then we get there at a receptionist. This is like, hold on, I got to call somebody on the way up. What the fuck you mean? You got to call somebody. And, you know, and I'm trying to explain it to her in a calm way.

That's why the duel is so great. Because I'm just an aggressive human who's just like I'm seeing my wife in pain. So I'm trying not to be extra. But the doler's like, look, this is her fourth child. Things are happening fast. She needs to start pushing soon. And then we finally get up there Everything's situated

And thank God We got a nice healthy human On this planet You know what I mean Fourth child man Four girl got Need more guns That's all

That's all So you think it's a rap This is the last one Oh I'm done Snip? I'm done I mean You or her

Me Because I mean she don't Yeah She don't need to go No more surgery Than nothing like that Yeah I mean

Because you got to go all up and then You know It's quite easy to surgery though Like you're in and out No he is My boy's in it Oh you mean For you, yeah.

Oh. You could play basketball at night. I thought you were about to tell us. I know how to tie tubes. I could tie girls tubes, though. I could do that. He said 48 hours. He said chill out for 48 hours or are you going to be in trouble.

My cousin got it that morning, played in like a hockey game that night. Really? Yeah, I don't have 48 hours. I've seen white people running the fucking cold in New York. That's also a way. That's also a way. Okay. Freeze your eggs.

All right? Free your eggs. But no, I'm going to tell you something. You know what I loved? I got a lot of work done in the maternity ward, yo. Oh, yeah, because you're just sitting there, right? Yeah, but it's something about the maternity ward. I don't know why.

Maybe it's because I'm at, because of the place I'm at in my life. It's like watching new birth coming to the world and then, like, sitting at the window and watching all those babies in the maternity ward. It gives you a new sense of, like, hope. Like, like, the circle of life. never stops. So no matter how old you are or what may be coming to an end in your life,

it's all these new beginnings. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it just, I don't know, it just made me, I was sitting in there for like 48 hours just writing all types of different stuff. Like it just had my creative juices flowing

in a real way. I was looking for the mean nurse. Like the nurse that, you know, that looked like the mama that get off the train, that face. I was looking for a mean nurse. Because I don't know. I just think somebody was going to try

to get my kid or do something. Oh, no, yeah, that's the paranoia. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's paranoia. I do that. You hear so many stories, it's like, all right. I'm that guy. I know Lord we covered, but I'm going to make sure it ain't mine.

Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm like, something could switch to babies. Anything. Anything. Anything. It's just anything or tap, hit them or I don't know what. Yeah. Because you got to think these are our flesh and blood.

These are our little souls. Yeah. This is just the job to them. And I'm not saying that, you know, a lot of these nurses and stuff, you know, don't take care. but it's just like, if you don't watch them, I've seen them like, they flip it over like pancakes. Like, yeah, pride and you know what I mean?

It's like, come on, yo, that's my baby. You know what I mean? Plenty of sleep, them nights. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm that guy. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. You come to, when they say,

we got to come take the baby to do stuff. All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go on. Yeah. It was really COVID time around that time. So it was really hard just to move and over and go around.

Like, nah, they're going to let me go. I'd be out. Oh, shit. Were they worried about letting you into the hospital at all? No, I didn't see that. I didn't see none of that. I was cool. They let me in with no problem.

Yeah, the mask on. Nobody else could go in. No friends. It's only family. That's what happens normally for birth. It's not like everybody's just pulling up to the fucking hospital. Back in the day, you had all your family members. At the hospital?

At the hospital? Hell, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah. You're in the hospital? Yeah, everybody having a baby? Depend to what number it is, too. If it's the first one, you got everybody.

Everybody probably did. If you wanted, if you got seven and eight, you're like, uh, yeah, yeah. You know, you probably even doing baby showers at that point. You know what I mean? Like, even at four. I thought you're doing baby shower. Do we do a baby shower?

I don't know. I don't even think we did a baby show. Yeah. No. Well, you know, I didn't send pamphers later. I don't remember. We even have no registry or nothing. Like, yeah.

Why? Yeah Also, yeah, why? Y'all decided to have the baby. Traditioning. Why I got to pay for it? I didn't ask y'all for the baby. I said the same thing.

Yeah, what is this registry? What is the registry? It's for the woman. Let them have it. But it's silly. Listen, have you watched Squid Game? No. You're rebelling because everybody likes it, huh?

No, I really want to watch it badly. I didn't even know everybody was watching it. Me neither. It is the most watched Netflix show this time. I had no idea. I watched it off of a recommend date. Somebody was like, you should really check out Squid Game. You really like it.

Fire? I thoroughly enjoy it South Koreans are nice at just making film I had no idea You watched The Ring? No, I never watched the ring You remember that movie The Ring? Come about the alarm system

With the lady or the kid A little kid out the At the well Oh yeah yeah I've seen that shit They're nice action movie Horror movies like How was nobody done that sketch yet? What's that?

The Ring and when the person goes to the people It's the little motherfucker that was in the well Somebody's had to do that already right? It got memes like that crazy like a lot of things like as soon as you tap it is like coming straight to the ring Oh the actual the ring software

You're saying Yeah so when somebody goes to look When the doorbell rings It's that little shit that came out to well The girl with the head How was nobody doing that? Somebody's had to do that What?

It took 10 years Because Hollywood don't know good shit That's just what that has to do Yeah Yeah but you know what We was binge watching it It went binge watching it Watching it for a long time right

I don't know the fuck that shit man That hurts you'll say shit You're watching episodes back to back I went to fucking sleep And then we argued the next night And I hear her in the living room Watching it Watching the fucking thing

And she dared me say something about it Yeah I can't say you Why are you watching it without me I can't say nothing So I'm sitting in the room And let her fucking finish it So now I'm not going to finish it

Because she finished it And she always got control Of the fucking movies Yeah but you could watch it Maybe on the road or something like that I don't even know I do all that Man how you get to I ain't got no password

Netflix or nothing Oh so she got mad you because you went back to watch it without her. No, no. She did. She made her argue that night and then she went to live a room and watched it. That's disrespectful. It's fucked up.

She finished this shit. And she finished it. No, that did. Wow. And I don't know the fuck going on the end. That's like, that's like, that's almost like right under cheating. It is. No, it is.

It's right under cheating. Like, when somebody mad at you and you want to get back at a person, like you go do some shit like that, like watching the show that you're all binging without you? Yeah. That's right under cheating, yo. You watched that whole thing. You finished it. Is it worse?

What you mean? Is it worse than she? I think so. I think I said with you. She didn't only last for like a few minutes. Like a show lasts for a lot of time. Yeah. Yeah.

And laugh together. Yeah. Come on. And now you're walking around deceiving me constantly. You know the ending and I don't? And you're holding something for me. You know something I don't know. Yeah.

That she didn't. I love Squid Game though. It's a great, it's a great. It's the worst is when you catch them. You ever like watch some shit and like they watched it before you and then they try to act like they did. But they'll resume.

I was one number nine. They're like, oh, this part about to be crazy. That's crazy. I got mad last night because I was like, is it going to be crazy? I got mad last night. I was high and I was watching it on Friday or Saturday. Yeah.

And I was like, yo, where we had with Squid Game? And she was like episode five. What's episode five? I only saw one. She was like You were sleeping the whole time But then as I'm watching it I'm like oh no I did see that

Yeah I did see that Could I be half sleep Did you think all the episodes Look the same or something Or oh my God I mean they kind of do No no they actually kind of do

Because you got to think Everybody's wearing the same shit That's what I was man It's so easy Yeah It'd be an easy one to make What did you guys think I was trying to say? It kind of is

It kind of is it's very graphic though Like Is it? Oh my gosh I'm getting like so fucking pussy in my old age. Why? I enjoy it.

I don't like that. Every time I see him hit, every time I see somebody get hit, I enjoy like, wow, why do I enjoy this shit so much? I didn't like it. Wait, what? Do I want to know?

Yes. I'm going to watch it this weekend. This one like this. My last thing that I saw is when Pop said, oh, I got one more. Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't spoiler, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it.

And that's the last part I saw. I don't even know what he's talking about. Me neither, good. But it's good. Oh, pop? You don't remember that part? Nah, and it's crazy. It took 10 years to make.

And Duval told me this. I thought he was lying. He was like, yeah, they said it wasn't realistic. And I'm like, why the fuck does a science fiction movie have to be realistic? Like, what the fuck does that even mean? Like, isn't that the whole point of science fiction? I'm like, is it the whole point of science fiction that is not realistic? Yeah.

Somebody don't try to remake this, though, in real life. Somebody are going to do this. Hovane had a good idea. Hovane was like, what if they did squid games for people with PPM loan, PPE loans, whatever the shit? What is it? PPP loans. Yeah.

Like that would be very, very interesting. To watch people have to pay off their debts to the government by doing that type of shit. That would be very, very, very interesting. Working out, though? Like, what would they do instead of getting killed? No, they would have to get killed. Come on, they'd have to get killed.

They'd have to get killed. I wonder what they were doing with all them bodies on Squid game, though. I mean, I know they burn them, but then somebody, then there was the other person taking the organs, like. I don't know how much of your heart cause. Yeah. I never saw it. Oh, that's not our fault.

I never saw it. I never saw it. It's number one. It just came out. I don't have three days? No. It's number one in 90 countries, bro. I saw it, bro, and I don't watch TV, you have to see it.

Oh, it just came out? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know. It's been out like three weeks. Fuck, really? Yeah. And it's number one in 90 countries. You know how much a heart is?

How much a heart is? Yeah. How much is a heart? A fucking million dollars for a fucking heart. It depends on who heart it is, though. Is you been on a screen game? I'm just saying, did you see it was taking all the hearts and the Oregon and stuff out? Yeah, yeah.

A heart is a million dollars. A liver is a liver is. is like 80,000. Put on the black market? Yeah, yeah. I don't believe that. Anybody pay no million dollars in my heart. Miss Lady.

Miss Lady. Don't let him disrespect you like that. Don't let him reduce you to gender. Don't let him reduce you to gender, Taylor. Okay? Don't you ever let a man reduce you to gender. Would you ever let a man reduce you to gender? Yeah, he's doubled down on what gender too.

Miss and lady. Same. You're a woman tonight, Taylor. You are all woman today. All right. They ain't going to be no day. How much for a heart? How much for a heart or a liver?

A heart is a millie? I think the heart is a million dollars for a heart, yo. What are you talking about? That's how he was stealing all the parts. Why do you think they was doing the parts? I didn't really, yes. It might have. Oh, my guys.

A million dollars, right? Wow. If you want to legally sell your heart to you at the company. Oh, they said legally. Yeah, so somebody getting a car accident and their heart's still going. You cut it out real fast. You get a million dollars. So what's the point of being an organ donor then?

Hold on how you legally sell your heart? because somebody going to need it. Yeah, but how do you sell it? Like, somebody got, you know, I guess you sell it beforehead. So when you die, but that doesn't make no sense the point of being an organ donor then.

The organ donors donate for free, right? Oh, that's so smart. Oh, that's why they make us donate because if we could sell it. I'm selling. Can I put down the license? Hell you, fuck that donating my shit. Yeah.

If I know you're getting a million dollars, hold on, they're getting all these fucking free hearts and they all the million dollars. Yeah, and insurance pays for it anyway. It's not like the people who need the heart got to pay for it. The insurance company got to pay for it. Wow.

Oh, shit. And you never got to pay this person back because they did. That's grimy, though, to sell some shit after you're dead. But you're doing it for your family. No, no, you don't get no money. You should just be an organ doing it, though. But how the fuck do you sell illegal heart? Can't you get a fake heart?

What? Yo, how much you think of a fake heart? See how much a meat cost. The dick does you no good. Just see. Let the record show Wax bought up Dick first on this podcast today. No, I was just saying. I want to see.

You did. You want to see the dick. You want to buy a dick. No, I don't. You want to buy a dick. No, I don't. I guess you do this. You're curious to buying a dick.

No, I'm just saying all parts. I want to see what hands is too. Why the fuck did penis enlargement surgery the first one to come out? Blue there everybody going out there to get that height surgery, though. You know what I'm saying? I don't see the point of it because your body going to still look short. It's just going to look like you walking around on stilts. Yeah.

So it's not going to make no sense. I'm going to be one of them hating ass natural girls. You know how, like, you know how natural girls. hate on girls who get like any plastic surgery. Her teeth are fake. Her ass is fake. That's me. You have to let you know, but like, oh, that girl look good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's surgery, though. He's height is fake.

That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, he's got extensions. People think my hair is fucking a weave. It is. Is it? Wear it. You tell people my shit is weave for years. I actually thought you got a weave. Good job. He got, you didn't know that? I did think that.

Y'all have weave and a fucking ball spot. That shit's sad, man. That's sad, man. ball spot up with we've. I can't see your bald spot? Because I don't believe you have one. You never seen my bald spot? I've never seen your bald spot.

You got a picture. I showed it to you. I sent you a picture before. That's not him, dude. That's a homeless guy. That's me. That's you. Is that way you're wearing a top?

Is that bad? You don't want to fucking believe it? It is shocking. It is shocking. He acted like that shit ain't going to happen though. What do you mean? You're going to go bald one day. Your shit going thin out and you're going to be coolio.

Sluat the coolio. But it is what it is. What you want me to do? See, he'll wonder. Get on the magic, bro. Get on that keeps. Magic who? Magic who?

It keeps your hair. Did you hear Dave Chappelle's joke about the COVID? No. And he said he's the Magic Johnson of COVID? What do he say? He said he's the Magic Johnson of COVID because he got it. And he didn't have no symptoms. But I'm like, it's mad people that with the Magic Johnson of COVID.

His new special came out today. Yeah, yeah. The new special came out today. I haven't watched it yet. I just heard that. clip that heard that clip play uh we played that clip on breakfast club this morning and what did you say about it oh how was it i didn't see it i haven't seen it i haven't watched nothing bro nothing i've been watching what do you got going on or something i'm watching game of thrones again why i just filmed a fucking

special man oh you did film a special bro i mean we're all working but i'm saying like i haven't been on tv hard easy though i watch bmf i watched um squid game and i've been watching disney's what if okay that's what i'm watching but tell me about the chapel the i mean i haven't seen the whole thing. I just saw that part because Angel Lee played it on the radio this morning and I saw I saw when he was talking about the baby, which was a little misleading because he was talking about, you know, how people

were outright, what weren't outraged when the baby, you know, killed somebody in a Walmart. You know, he went on to have a great career. Yeah. But he said the thing at Rolling Loud and now people want to stop his bags. But didn't he say, didn't he kill someone in self-defense? That was the kind of.

That was the only thing I was like, I was like, that's a little out of context, Dave, because he was just like, the baby's a wild dude, yada, yada, yada, but the baby killed somebody in self-defense. You could kill someone in self-defense. You could be a little sexist or homophobic or racist in self-defense. Explain, explain. I think people would forgive you.

Like, he got up, he got a- What? Because even in anger, even in anger, I mean, because we've seen that, right? We've seen people. You never got fucking cut off driving and the first shit came out of your mouth. You see the girl cut you off. You're like, bitch. Yeah, but you're still going to get it.

get called sexist and you still gonna get called racist. I call somebody like if she cut me off sexes. Don't matter. Like if I'm a black person, I cut a white person off and you yell out, fuck you nigger. No, that's too far. It's still the same thing. No, but if you go this black motherfucker,

you can't say that. Same thing. That's, by the way, that's racist. That's worse. No. Yes. You black motherfucker is no. It's the same thing.

Same thing. If a white guy cut you off, you would go, this crack-ass motherfucker. Yes, I probably would. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not going to say it. You lie.

I don't say that. I don't say that. I'm going to take the shit out of this motherfucker when I catch him. He's the motherfucker to me. But by the way, you know why it's even more racist? So progressive. I'm going to tell you why it's even more racist.

I'm more Dr. Umar with it. If I call him a cracker and he calls me the N-word just because I cut him off, it has nothing to do with behavior. Can't use the N-word. That's what I'm saying. And if I call him a cracker, I don't know this man. This man might be Sean King. Yeah.

For all I know, you know what I'm saying? Like, he might be a very progressive white person. He might be a person that's out here on the front lines for black people. Progressive. I missed it. I missed it. What are you talking about? Finally!

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? He's a cracker. Who? I don't get it. Sean King. He's what?

No, I was talking about two different people. I was like, a person might be Sean King. And then I said, all it might be like a liberal white person. I can see how you could connect to that. I can see what you did. We heard what we wanted again. Exactly. I'm obviously joking.

I'm being hyperbolic here. I'm obviously fucking joking. And there's no justification for, you know, racism. And there's no justification for murder. But there is a caveat. If someone's trying to murder you. Self-defense. You're allowed to do whatever you have to protect yourself, right?

100%. And if somebody's... But that doesn't work with racism. If someone is trying to be racist to you, you're not allowed to be racist and self-defense. I think, that's a funny concept. No, I disagree with that.

Talk to me. If somebody's, I tell you all the time, whenever I see white people calling black people the N-word, I'm like, what's wrong with your mouth? You don't know how to say the word, Cracker? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you believe in racism and self-defense. I don't know how you see stuff.

If you say, if you disrespect me, call me out my name, I'm gonna call you back out your name too. I've seen women do that the guys. You call a woman to be word, they're gonna be like, fuck you, little dick pussy or something. They might call you a gayster. Oh, I've seen that.

Oh, they've got to get at first. I've seen women. You call a woman to B word, a woman will reply with a gay slur in a heartbeat. She would let that F word drop on you so fast. I've seen that in a heartbeat. You'll say you go suck a fucking dick. Oh, yeah, that you go suck a dick.

Exactly. Oh, listen, even people that suck dick don't want to be known to suck dick. You know what I'm saying? If you even call a girl, she could just now finish sucking dick. If you call her you fucking dick-sucking motherfucking shit, be pissed off. Your context matters.

No for real. Contacts matter. A girl can finish sucking dick. Like, all right, dick sucker. Context matters. Contact matters. You just suck a dick. You just suck a dick, right?

It's the same with guys, right? You call a guy a pussy. I love pussy. Yeah. We all enjoy pussy. Don't call me a pussy. The pussy get fucked. That's why he's going to a pussy.

Yeah, but that vagina also gets birth. Pussy doesn't just get fucked. Yeah. What else pussy do? That vagina gets birth. What are you talking about? Makes me bust nuts mad quick as hell. When you watch, man, when you watch that baby come out there?

Got a control of you. There you go. Okay, I'm thinking bigger. Make you do anything for it? A vagina is the canal of life. It's literally our connection from whatever world you came from into this new one.

Wow, so that's like a portal machine. Yes, that's exactly what a vagina is, a portal. That's 100% what it is. Wow. I never thought of that shit. See, now I'm picking bigger my pussy. No, it's insane. Like, it's actually like, wow.

Like, it really gives you a whole new meaning of everything. It's an incredible thing. I mean, we do have to work. We ain't got shit. Nah, the pussy, bro. We put the seeds in. Eh. If you don't play at the scene,

you don't get the fucking, you know, food shit. Yeah, I get you. I have men. Listen, that's like some guys.

You don't hate men, you know. That's like having batter, but you need that fucking stove. That's right. What the fuck we don't? That's right. We're the one technically season it,

right? We're based it. We put the water in it. You got to get up in there has some flavor, right? There's nothing that appreciates, there's nothing that makes you appreciate women more and just life more than watching the baby coming to the world.

I completely understand that. I completely understand that. Magical machines. I don't, it's, it's actually unreal. And every single time I watch my wife give birth, I'm like, all right, this one is eight pounds. I just want to weigh my dick one time, just to see. Because there's no way, it's no way that something's eight pounds

and whatever many ounces can come out of this. And I'm doing anything for it. You feel like she's lying. You've got to be. Now, it is a difference. Okay. Going in. Then coming out.

Why? Because I would think, you know, going in might be a little different. Might be applying a little bit, a different type of pressure than going out. No, that's probably true. That's like you doodle, right? You take a fast shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's why on training, the Mexicans was like, you ever had your shit pushed in? And I was like, yo, that is the harshest shit to say. Can you imagine how terrifying that is If somebody about to fuck you have been like You ever had your shit pushed in? What the fuck you mean?

I've ever had my shit pushed in. Yeah, yeah. I got my shit, though. That's what the rest of the was saying. I didn't do the rest of the movie. Oh, I got my shit pushed in. Wait, he said it? Yeah.

You don't remember that? I didn't remember that. And then he made that up. No. Then they started talking about giving love to the homies. What movie y'all? Training Day. You ain't watched Training Day, bro.

You thought you should get pushed in, too? That's a different movie than me, dude. Training Day was wow. You got how many times I watched Training Day? Apparently enough. I watched Training Day a million times. What were they going to do to him, though? They were going to fuck his butthole, dude.

Nah, they're going to tear his ass. They're going to hit his ass up in the shower. They never got to that point, though. It wasn't like on Pope Fiction where they showed you. Oh, God. When he was just getting his cheese clad? Oh, my God. God, man.

What's ever fucking check was that? Son, I always think about that with, like, herpes commercials. Like, you ever see, like, the herpy commercial on TV? And, like, there's somebody who's, like, on the commercial, like, a person tried to get that role. But what if they really got herpes, though? Yeah, maybe they do made it.

You better. Yeah, yeah, I hope so. You bet, like, imagine you're just acting. Imagine you doodle, man, y'all got to be motherfucking herpes guy. Yeah. What's wrong having herpes? Don't know herpes shame people. I'm not herpes shame.

I'm not herping. I'm not herping. But if you don't have it. If you don't have it. And you go do the commercial? That's not crazy? Yeah, you're like putting yourself out that everybody think you're doing. Is it, though?

It's a commercial. Commercial ain't acting. And I think they tell you at the bottom, these are paid actors. I think they say that at the top. They got to start the commercial. By the way, nobody remembers anybody from a herpes commercial. No, you're going to see the do this screen. Be like, oh, you're going to do for a heartbeat's commercial?

I would. We need to. Really? Yeah. No, you don't remember no face. You know that commercial when they talk about the guy's like, oh, I'm in school, tell all my friends I said, I should have got the coving shot. What the fuck is up with that commercial?

Colving shot. Coving sound like some fucking shit off Star Trek. You heard that commercial. No. Really, that's like a little kid in a dying bed. There's like, oh, I'm sorry I should have got the COVID shot. I don't know. I've heard that commercial.

I don't remember being a little kid. I hate that fucking commercial. If I got all this real shit happen, what the fuck you're doing this fucking other shit? How do we know it's fake? I mean, why have recorded that on the bed? On the death bed. Come on. And that's too good of quality and everything.

No. No, no. It's definitely taking some kids out. It's taking some kids out. taking him, but that's not what it wants. I don't know what it wants. You know what it wants. Sharks bite, but they don't really want humans, right?

That's what you sound. And exactly. Sometimes they bite that they go my bad. COVID don't want kids. You know what COVID wants. Who does COVID want? Trump's border. You know what COVID wants, bro. What?

You know what it wants, bro. I don't know what it wants. You know what it wants, bro. Who does COVID want? Who does COVID won, man? Who does it want? There is a correlation. There is a correlation.

There is a correlation between the high, the counties with the highest amounts of COVID are Trump supporters that voted for Trump. There was a New York Times article that said the places that have the highest amounts of COVID, the counties with the highest amounts of COVID also had the highest amount of Trump voters. Yeah, that's just anti-vax. Which is so crazy to me.

I don't know what we're doing with this vaccine no more, man. I really don't. Because I don't even understand what people's narratives are anymore. The vaccine really brought the two groups that were the most polarized together. What you mean? Who, black people in Trump supporters? Right? For four years they couldn't agree

And then one thing came out And they were like, all right, fine. Y'all kind of make some sense over here. I'm just tired of the media, bro. Like, I'm tired of, like, like, what they do to people, like what they did to LeBron James this week was so stupid to me.

What they do to him? Well, you know, LeBron came out and he said, you know, he had a lot of, you know, he had a lot of speculation about the vaccine at first. But he decided to. He was skeptical? Skeptical of it?

say? Speculation? I don't know. For whatever reason I was thinking about spectacular from Pretty Ricky and I don't know why.

But he was, I really don't know why I was, I thought to say he was, it was spectacular. He had a lot of, he had a spectacle about the vaccine. I don't know why the fuck

sleuth is spectacular. But he was skeptical about the vaccine, right? Now I'm thinking about the the rapper from the UK, skeptic. He was skeptical about the what the fuck going on? But he was skeptical about the vaccine

but he was like, you know, he sat down, he did his research, he talked to doctors, so he got it, right? And he felt like that was the best thing

And then they asked him, does he feel like it's his job to go out there and, like, you know, be a surrogate for the vaccine basically? And he was like, no. People should just do what I did. Like, go out there, do your research and do his best for your family. That's respect. And I'm watching, like, the view. And I'm watching other people be like, that's so irresponsible of LeBron. I'm like, if your narrative is that you want people to go out there and get the vaccine in your media, right?

You got the soundbite you want. LeBron James got the vaccine and his family got the vaccine. vaccine. Is that enough? And he said he did the research and got it. So what's the problem? Is that not enough? Anybody that says do your research and make the decision yourself is going to be criticized. Why? Because they don't want you to research. They just want you to do what the fuck they say. If they don't want you get vaccinated, then don't get vaccinated. And if they do want you to get vaccinated, then do get vaccinated. But my point is if they do want you to get vaccinated, you got the sound bite you want. Yeah. You got LeBron James, one of the biggest stars in the world.

Most popular NBA player still. Oh, you saying the left was coming after him? The View did a whole topic on it. And they were basically calling him irresponsible and saying how it should be his job to go out there and be a surrogate. What are these women experts in on the view? I'm not going to just make it a woman thing

because it wasn't just, it was people on ESPN. There's only women on the view. He got criticized by Enis Cantor. Enis Cantor came out and criticized LeBron as well. But my point is he got the vaccine. I got to know the whole thing that he said. There's got to be more. more context to this.

No, that's it. That's literally all he said. He said, I was skeptical of it, but then I ended up getting... I was skeptical of it. I guided me and my family got it. And the follow-up question, the guy was like, so you don't think it's your responsibility to go out and tell people about the vaccine? And he was like, no.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a basketball player. But my point is, he got the vaccine. Where media? Media should control narratives. Media should control headlines. Why is that the headline? LeBron James says it's not his job to go...

See, look, why LeBron James, COVID vaccine cop out is bad for the NBA. Enos canter rips LeBron James over ridiculous COVID-19 vaccine stance. Celtics Enos canner rips LeBron James for failing to publicly advocate for COVID vaccine. This is so silly to me. He did publicly advocate for it because he said he got it. And he did the research.

So you don't have to do the research because you're going to trust LeBron. I already did it. Was he saying that, wait, what was that? I said you find the clip, Alex. Play the clip for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You said the Brian did it because he already did the research.

Yeah. Play the clip for you. Shultz and, um, um, Alex. Oh, it's Tim. What is what on? Let's go to videos. I don't know. Just LeBron James on vaccine.

You should be able to foster. My point is, that is public advocacy. Getting the vaccine is public advocacy. LeBron showed improved by actions and deeds, not words and lip service. Now, if somebody would have asked LeBron, are you vaccinated? And he said, that's none of my business. That's still his prerogative. But I can understand people coming at him more for that than this.

Oh, everyone has their own choice to do what they feels right for themselves and their family and things of that nature. That's the fact. Go down. Let's go back up. Wait, wait. Pause. Go to tell. Go back up.

Yeah, Alex. This man paid you for a service. Stop, stop. Alex, stop. He paid you for service. No, I'm talking about. Chill out. I just want to read it.

Okay, there you go. Okay, so right, stop, stop, stop. NBA superstar LeBron James confirmed to confirm to, Confirm to it. Everyone has their own choice to do it. They feel it's right for themselves and their family and things of that nature. James said during the Los Angeles Lakers Media Day in El Sago, California, I know that I was very skepticism about it.

He used that shit like me. But I have to do my research and things of that nature. He'd be a nature, huh? I felt like it was the best, I felt it was best suited for not only me, but my family and my friends. That's why I decided to do it. And that should be it. Period. That literally should be it.

Now scroll down some more, Taylor. Jesus Christ, Taylor. It's just a mouse. Oh, oh, this is issue. James said Tuesday that while he's vaccinated, it wasn't his place to impose that decision on others. We are talking about people's bodies and well-being. I don't feel like for me personally that I should get involved in what other people should do for their bodies and livelihoods.

You have to do what's best for you and your family. What's wrong with that? Nothing. I mean, nothing's wrong with that. I think that that's actually great. What? That's what I'm saying. You're not a doctor, dude.

You're not a fucking. doctor, you're not an expert in this shit, don't tell people what to do. How can you make this about anything other than LeBron and his family getting vaccinated? They did vaccinate it. They did the same shit to Nikki Minaj a couple weeks ago. They ignored the fact that Nikki said Drake was vaccinated. They ignored the fact that Nikki says she's probably going to get vaccinated. They just, and by the way, I could totally see why they would focus on the tweet about

the balls. You know what I mean? The vaccine and the balls, the big swelling balls, because it was funny. But that shouldn't have been the narrative. I often wonder, do y'all people really care about folks? getting the vaccine or do y'all just want clicks? They want clicks. That's what it is.

That's what the whole media is based on is fear. It's sad, yo. The fear is what gets us a click. Akash had a funny thing about the, um, the Nikki thing because I asked him about it. I was like, what do you think about like the Nikki thing? Because the story was essentially her cousin allegedly got vaccinated. Her cousin's friend. Her cousin's friend.

Got vaccinated. And was supposed to get married. His ball swole up. And then the woman left him. Because he was impotent. He was impotent and his boss wore up. And the woman left him and then he didn't get married. And then Akka.

goes, I knew this was absolute bullshit. And I go, why? He goes, because this is every immigrant mom's biggest fear that a wedding's not going to happen. So,

so he's basically, he's basically, that's my mom been saying my whole life. It's just like, but they weren't immigrants though. Is that what? They weren't immigrants. His mom is an immigrant in America.

Oh, no I'm saying, but to Nikki's point, they live in Trinidad. I know, I understand, but like, he has the immigrant in America experience. So him and all of his friends,

the most valuable thing is the wedding. That's a cultural trait that comes for, No, no, no, just in general. Weddings just means so much. Got you, got you, got you, got you. So he's like, he understands being, his mom is going, oh, my God, if anything happened to you where you couldn't get married, that would be the worst.

Yeah. And that's where the fear is coming from. Hey. Yeah. I thought it was just interesting, like immediately, he was like, oh, no, this is like a folk tale. Like, this is what our moms tell us all the time. Oh, don't go to this thing because if you go in the bumper cars, you could bang your head and then you won't get married.

All they're worried about is getting the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just hate it. I just really, I just really hate how we create. these narratives that don't even push our own agendas forward. Like back in the day media used to be, and it still is, it's agenda driven, right? But we can't even like push agendas correctly anymore. Oh, there is an agenda.

Because the agenda's attention. Like literally that's all it is. Who can get the story that's going to get the most hits that day, the most retweeted? What's the most clickbaiting headline? Because there's no way you hear LeBron James say, me and my family got vaccinated and you focus on him saying it's not my job to go out there and impose the vaccine on people. It's not his fucking job. He's an NBA player.

Yeah, he is an NBA player. But to be fair, he also makes himself not an NBA player all the time. So it's like when do you become an expert in something? When do you understand exactly what's going on? It's not a responsibility. It's not his responsibility. Listen, I don't give a fuck me personally. but LeBron did decide to be an advocate for more things than just basketball.

So he can't go, I'm going to just shut up and dribble when he wants. But he really didn't say that. He just said that. I think that this makes perfect sense. I just want to clarify. He decided to become a geopolitical expert. Oh, I think what you're saying. Once an advocate, I always an advocate is what you're saying.

And I don't believe you have to be that way. I think you can advocate about the things that you want. I get it. There's two different ways. Like, you could be Charlemagne of God. You could be an advocate about. about black experience in America and mental health, right? And not say a single fucking thing about America's like geopolitics, you know, with Afghanistan.

These things you could go, I don't even know what that is. Yeah. Exactly, right? It's just like a show on that geo. But what happens is once people see you advocate for one thing, they start going, oh, you're just going to forget about the people in Afghanistan? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, yeah. And motherfuckers simply don't know how to say, I don't know.

Or I don't have an opinion on that. I hate people who know every fucking thing. It's ridiculous. Well, yeah. But that's his opinion. And I'm going to tell you what else the media does. When the media runs a headline about Nikki Minaj saying that about her cousin's friend. Yep.

All people that follow Nikki here is Nikki doesn't want to get the vaccine. When they see that headline about LeBron, all they think is, oh, LeBron's anti-vaccine as well. So what are you pushing? You're pushing an anti-vaccine narrative. You're pushing anti-vaccine rhetoric. Instead of having a headline, LeBron James. is vaccinated, so is his family. Yeah.

Why aren't you? Yeah. If you're actually trying to get people vaccinated. They need something for people to click on now that people aren't dying anymore. When people are dying, you could just be like, the numbers in Florida are going crazy. And then every week, the numbers in Florida. And then motherfuckers stop dying. And now it's like, well, shit, what do we talk about now?

No, people are still dying that. Not like they were. I be honest with you, I don't know. You see how easy that was for me to say? I don't know. I haven't been keeping up. I know that it's out there. You know what I'm saying?

I know that it's still impacting people. I just don't know what it's doing as opposed to what it was doing last year. Last year we had the ticker on TV every second of the day. We could keep count. So now we need something new. We need something else because that ticker was perfect for them because they sell fear.

And what's scarier than a number that just shows how many people are dying every single day? Yeah, yeah. You don't even want to leave the house. Yeah, if we did that for everything, Lord have mercy. I was thinking about that with cigarettes yesterday. I think I read something that said cigarettes kill like 480,000. Damn they are half a million people a year.

And secondhand smoke kills like 50,000. That's hard. What, though? That's hard to say. Like, you don't know what secondhand smoke. Yeah. You don't know if secondhand smoke is the thing that killed people. I don't know how they come up with this shit.

I don't know. Tar smoke. It could be fucking car smoke. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how they come up with the secondhand smoke number. That's some bullshit, ain't it? What? It's buggy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. You think just the secondhand smoke killed? you can work in a coal mine your whole life, you get fucking cancer and people. I think it's because when you're at the bar, someone was blowing a fucking parliament light at you. There's no way.

Well, here's the thing. No way. None of us are lung experts. None of us are experts on nicotine. So we're kind of contradicting ourselves, but this is the brilliant idiot's podcast. I'm the expert on bullshit. I don't know if it's bullshit.

I don't know if it's bullshit and I don't like cigarette smoke around me. I know that much. And not because of that stat, just because I don't like the shit. If you die from second-hand smoke, you are soft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not your fault. You're a pussy.

Don't do that. That's a pussy-ass shit. Don't do that. The reason I don't want you to do that because I don't want second-hand smoke to try you. You know what I'm saying? Yo, yo, yo, yeah. Don't mean.

I don't want you to be walking. No, don't do that. Don't do that. You see this news right yet? I'm ready for all the second-hand smoke. Second-hand smoke is listening to you right now. Like, you wait till that big nose motherfucker comes to Florida again. I'm breathing in all it, baby.

Second-hand smoke. Wait until he works on his new set in the comedy club. We got something for his ass. All right. I want all the secondhand smoke. You know all green rooms be like that? That was in a green room. It was smoky.

That second, third, fourth hand smoke. You know, imagine secondhand smoke talking to the person that's smoking. Blow me over there, yo. Blow me over there in direction of strokes. Blow me on that head. That second hand smoking, no joke. But my point is, they don't put that ticker on TV.

If people saw that in real time, maybe a ban on cigarettes, you would think, right? Yeah, yeah. I would think. I heard something other day. Somebody said, somebody died every two seconds and a baby is born every two seconds or something like that. They should do that. Maybe do the stuff like trying to have sex raw. They got that.

They got a world ticker. Yeah, yeah, for population. They got a deaf ticker and all that. I didn't see none of that. No, they got that. They definitely got that. There's a culture war going on. man, and people need shit to fight about.

So they have, so they have like the white kids, black kids, every kid's, like, we know which one is being born. So who's being born the most and the fastest? Oh, it should be like the Olympics. You know what I mean? Where they have like the gold medal count. How many kids was done that day? How many black kids was that day?

How many white kids? Yeah. How many Asian kids was that day? Like, this is exciting for me. That's better than his fucking Twitter shit. Yeah. Well, just watching, we're just watching babies coming to the world? Yeah, want to see who had the most

that day? Like, was it black kids the most that day? Or white kids or Asian kids or Afghanistan kids? It's Asian kids. It's like Indian and Chinese for sure. Yeah? Actually, China, did they still have the policy for one kid? I think they removed that policy. So they removed that policy. It's definitely India-China. I mean, no, there's like

Yeah, they'll want to be... Billions of people. Yeah, the older woman, like the oldest woman, I probably think she had to be in her 50s, she was still pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. How? Yes, miracles, man. It is. That pussy is really a miracle.

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is truth on Comedy Central. And what else? Oh, the Mental Wealth Expo. This Sunday, man, is World Mental Health Day. So from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. We'll be at the Marriott Marquis Times Square in New York City. It is a day of mental health and healing education. Everybody always wants to know, you know, where do you start, you know, on your healing journey? Like, what does that process look like. Where do you begin? Who do I talk to? Where do I go? So I've assembled, you know, just a bunch of different people I respect and the mental health and the mindfulness space. And, man, we got different panels throughout the day. We got these different breakout rooms you can go in through, you can go into and like talk to experts about anxiety, depression, PTSD.

You know, we got rooms for families who are dealing with people who are schizophrenic, bipolar, whatever it is, because nobody talks about that a lot. You know what I mean? Nobody talks about the effects of, you know, somebody's mental health on the rest of the families, you know, mental health. So we got rooms specifically for that. We got rooms for people dealing with grief. And it's free and open to the public, man.

You know, you just got to be fully vaccinated because that's, you know, New York City rules and regulations. But how are you getting in? Because I live out of state. I'm from out of state. Really? Yeah, I'm from out of state.

And I might be vexed. But that's none of your business. Okay. My body, my motherfucking choice. Okay. Is it anybody's business if I'm vexed? All right. That is funny, man. There's no we out, yeah.

Right? Remember when, oh, that's so funny. Like, conservatives got an issue with private businesses having mask mandates, right? Mm-hmm. Like, they give pushback or like vaccination mandates, right? Like if you're a private business and you just decide you want people to wear a mask in your business, you can do that. Yeah, but they get upset at that.

It's the same thing as no shoes, no shirt, no service or whatever the fuck that shit used to say back in the day. What I think is interesting is, remember when that Baker didn't want to make a gay cake, the gay wedding cake? Oh, I didn't know that. Remember, like, and the baker was like, I'm not making that gay wedding cake. And then the same conservatives were like, well, it's his business. He's allowed to do whatever rules he wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So which is it?

Can a private business create their own rules? Or can they not? I don't know. Yeah, I haven't seen the push back on private businesses. I seem to push back on federal mandates. You didn't see the ladies freaking out at the fucking grocery store. Like, you can't make me wear a mask. Yeah, that's so insane.

You know what's so funny in the hood, you know, in the hood you walk into any convenience store. It's going to be a sign that says, do not come in here with a mask on. No. You know what I've seen that shit? You never seen that shit? Yeah. You think I read? You need to.

Everything on that door is for you. I just work right there. Nobody say nothing to me. They just be like, yeah, the sign will literally say don't walk in here with a mask on. Because there was a time, you know, used to wear the mask. Do you wear the ski mask or you wear the, uh, remember the hunter's mask? We used to wear the hunter's mask. You're like, no, don't come in here with no mask on.

Now it's like, if you walk in this store, you better have a mask on. Yeah. That shit is, I don't fucking know no more. I'm just scared. All right. Listen, with the, is there a therapist that could be better than another therapist? What do you mean? Like, say if I go to a therapist, somebody could be a better one to help me better than the other one.

Especially for you and like what, you've gone through. Why, you need a new therapist? No, I'm just saying, like, how can one be better than the next one? They got asked a better question. Yeah. You know, somebody got a better jump shot. Yeah. More experience?

What about a better coach? You know how some coaches are better than other coaches? They know how to communicate to the players. I don't know. I'm learning this thing. I'm with the therapy yesterday. That actually was actually good. Remember how you always tell me, like, Dominican women are better than black women?

I'm not doing this. You never said that to me? Never ever said nothing like this to you. He never said that. And I got a Puerto Rican. You're going to tell me that? Oh, Puerto Rican, that's what it was. My fault.

It was one of them. I was like, I had not disagree. Every show he needs something for her. What? And I always disagree. But you never said that. I'm not good. I never said this.

Oh, okay. What did you say? What are your favorite women? Therapists that make the mind better. So what are your fingers? It's where Wax stops in the diaspora. Right. It's quite obvious.

All right. Yo, Wax, can you just tell us what your favorite women are? Wax was a little wobble. I don't know what you're talking about. Wax went from Haiti. What the fuck? To the Dominican side. To Puerto Rico.

Left that island with the Puerto Rico. Didn't visit Africa once, though. No, bro. Let them come here. Stop. What are you doing? It's a wild boy, man. Ain't that fucked up, Taylor?

Taylor, come here for a second. Just real quick. I just want to, I just want a black woman's opinion on this. You've known wax for a while. What do you think about his type? And I'm not judging his type. It's what you love who you love. I just think if you're going to do that,

I don't know why you got dreads. And I just feel like, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Was that, say what you feel.

Say what you feel. That was a good. Say what you feel. Say what you feel like. Say what you feel like. Taylor's not a context. Taylor just throw shit in the air and leaving it up an interpretation. You shouldn't have drinks.

He just walked off. Like what? Hold on. What are you saying, Taylor? Dreadlocks aren't the fact that these stereotypical black is what? White people got dreadlocks too. What's the guy that's singing that song? Braint hard had dreadlocks.

What's the own? Every culture had dreadlocks. Shaggy. It was that me. What you was going to say, Taylor? Justin Bieber got fucking dreads. Justin Bieber had dreads. Everybody can have dreads, yeah.

What's wrong with dread, though? Yeah. Is it happy with dreads? Alex, bro. Alex. Alex, bro. You look like 21 average. Bro, that shit looks raw, bro.

You're gonna be good in a few years. Stop with the hand. But listen, stop trying to have hang time, bro. That shit looks sad, bro. I'm loving them day, man. No, it's coming, bro. I hated them, bro. It ain't coming yet, bro.

You committed. Yo, wow, yo. Wow. He's crazy. He just said, why they're so skinny? Why are you not showing him? He's working on. When did you get these?

First of all. No what? I thought I had a brush good I was doing though. Really? Yeah, I had this one year. No way. Yeah, he's been trying.

What happened? Who hurt you, bro? Like, what happened? What made you lock them up? What happened, man? It's too late to say, sorry. I actually started doing my hair. Like, growing up because I wanted to get away.

I wanted to invite to see me. I remember when you had pigtails? My wife had to do. When his shit was short like Alex, He would do them two little fictail. When I knocked on his stove. When it starts coming to your face, it's going to be really hard for you like to put it up.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. If you, if you hungry, eat a Snickers, bro. Oh, my God.

Damn. Jesus Christ. That's my now. My God. Listen, I remember. about therapy. All the guys about a therapist. No, you were saying

your favorite type of woman, bro. The therapist that actually give me the great news for my brain. What are you on? What are you doing? What you are? No, I mean, it was actually good at first and then now it was better because I did

the audio one last week and then this one I did it. The audio one, what do you mean? I did audio therapy. Over the phone. No, I just listened to a thing. Huh? Charlemagne.

We already went over this shit last week. Save yourself five minutes. Save yourself five fucking minutes and don't pay attention to nothing to happen. What is it? I had an audio. It was like an audio person. A podcast? No, it was like an audio therapist.

You just press play. Because I was cursing my therapist. I was like, yo, the fuck is you taking too long to talk? How would the audio therapist know what to say to you? No, they just talk and you talk back to it. Huh? You don't talk back to it. Yes, you do.

He talks back to it. This is just. It's like a self-help fucking book. That's what he did. You're listening to the secret or something? He's listening to fucking shook ones. It's called respect versus love. And it's like the man.

Did y'all look this shit up, man? The man don't get respect so the woman don't get love. But it's like the woman don't get love. She won't respect to her man. So who comes first? Me. But it's supposed to be the man come first. But you was listening to an audio.

I come first. This is love and respect by Dr. Emerson Eggerich. Yep. It's an audio book. It's not a therapy. I was talking back to it, so it's therapy. I think respect is more, I think respect is more important than love. Very much important.

But no, no, it got to go both ways. It's not, it's not I need to be respected. What's first? What do you mean? You respect each other equally. So that's what I'm saying. So you respect and love come with it, right? No.

Respect, I think the love can come after the respect because you have to respect somebody enough to even grow in love with them. respect got to come first. If I love you, I'm just or might really respect you. No. No. No. Respect got to come first because everything's about respect, right?

Like, there's people I respect that I don't love. Like, there's people stand up for themselves in a way I think is really cool. I respect it, but I don't love them. Yes. And respect, you got to respect people enough to be in your space. A woman got to respect you enough to allow you in her body. You got to respect yourself enough to sleep with this woman.

You know what I mean? Like respect is way, respect got to be the foundation. I respect. I don't love him. I don't even know that. You don't know him to love him. Yeah. You know what I mean?

But when you're in love, when you grow to love somebody, it's rooted in respect. You have to respect somebody to have sex with him? No. No. No. That's what you said. No, you don't. How about say?

Because I might respect you to have sex with you, but I don't have to love you to have sex with you. No, you don't, but you should. No, because you never had sex with a woman who was cheating on her husband or something. You're like, I don't respect that at all. I don't respect that shit. Nah, so I don't love it either. That's all the reason you shouldn't have slept with her and you let all of that negative energy go into you.

No, he put it in hurt. No. Listen, back. I guarantee you that all of that negative energy is transferred into you because that ain't nothing but hurt and pain. No, man, the man is releasing. The man, release. Maybe you'll release.

Maybe you absorb. Maybe your little penis hole opens up like that and then it comes in. That's why condoms. Maybe you get another. You don't get no connection. There's nobody you encounter. That's why I said you can never catch feelings if you never felt it. That's a lie.

There's nobody. There's nobody you encountered that you've never had an energy transfer with. Even that person you was talking about cutting somebody off in the car, that's the energy transfer. If you go raw. Anytime. If you go wrong, if you have a condom, you're not going to get that in. How's it going to go in you?

Yes. How? Because you're laying on top of a person. You're the person to communicate and you're breathing on each other. Who's laying on top? That's like having battery cables and touch the thing. If it don't spark, you ain't got shit. Oh, stop. That's not true. They found them over the battery cable. You say what? It's all energy transfer. There's nobody you meet that you don't

have an energy transfer with. That's not true. Impossible. Impossible. I've met people. You can walk on an elevator right now and not speak to a person. That person can be in a bad mood. I can feel it. And you'll feel it.

I feel it. Immediately. Y'all got to be more caught. Do you hold your energy in? Yeah, what if you got your headphones in? You're listening to a dope song. You don't even pay attention to that. You already know, I did that.

That happened to me yesterday. I got on the elevator. And the woman had the headphones on. And I said, hello. She ain't say nothing in response. But I can hear her music. I didn't take it personal. I just know that this one.

woman was listening to her music loud. So she's not even paying me no attention. Or she turns it up louder when she saw you because she didn't want to see it. But I can tell you what the energy transfer happened. The energy transfer is she don't want to be bothered. And I felt that. You felt that. You know that. I felt that.

Immediately. It's early in the morning. She probably turned her shit on loud because she on the elevator with somebody else. And it could be all just in my brain. But either way, it was an energy transfer. I didn't take it personal. You know what I mean? But everything is the energy transfer.

It's impossible. When I get home and I know Carl's in a good mood or bad mood, just by, you know, body language, just by, you know, I feel the energy in a whole house. Oh, what? I'm like, okay, today is garage day. And you'll just hang out in the garage? Or you'll make her go to the garage?

No. This guy. This guy, wow. Get in the garage! I'm not dealing with this mood today. Yeah, she's going to go to the garage. I got to take care of the baby. Why she's in the garage?

No, I, that's my only stop putting your girl in the garage, bro. I'm in the garage, man. I'm not putting an AC in there, dog. Come on. Her name's your car in her name. Is that Spanish for car? Is that Spanish for car? Put the car lot in the garage.

No matter how long you stand in that garage, you would never be a car, Carla. Jesus Christ. Yeah, Wax, you're crazy, bro. You got to stop that. You got a wild move. Let it stay in a room or something like that. No, the garage is my thing.

You know what I'm saying? When I know the house, it ain't just, you know, so sunny. Yeah. All right. Do you just love garages? I go on the garage. I got my workout gear in there. I got little stuff

and I got my little smoke section. I'm chilling in the garage. Listen, all I know is everything is rooted in respect. I bet you when you come out on a stage, you acknowledge the crowd. Right? Yes. You say, what's up to the crowd?

How are y'all? Yes. Go out there and be like, go out there and be like, I want y'all to love me like y'all love dead rappers. And watch it. Watch. Watch the disrespect Come back to you

a hundred times over okay Pluto God Damian limit I love you Damien I love you I'm tired of this shit But huh He gotta be tired of

He gotta be bro Yeah he was man Damon did the what the other day And Like he did the what When Nala and Mouse was doing the what And Miles introduced him boy I ain't like that

Why you don't do that The Damon man You started it But I was dead We lived that. You know what I'm saying? That was secondhand smoke. Mouse was in there with it.

We was dead. We was dead. That's right, man. That was years ago. We lived through that arrow, man. You know what I'm saying? I'll never forget that day as long as I fucking live. Okay?

I'll never forget that day, man. No, when I do the garden, one of these days... Ain't no one of these days. And you do the garden next year and sell it out, guys. All right. When I do the garden next year and sell it out, Damien Lemon, you've got to come. to that show and you got to do a spot.

You got to have your redemption. Damien is a feast. You've got to have your redemption. Because he's a, he's a funny. He's hilarious. Dame is hilarious. I'm mad. I don't be seeing Damon.

Like, I'm just going to text Dame to day, matter of fact, just to hit him up. Just to be like, yo, what's kid? What's up? What's good? What's good, Kay? I ain't see Damon forever. Yeah. Yeah.

What else you go to text him? You text Damon right now. Picture of a bitball. I just saw a white person with a pit bull I'm in New York saw the white person with a pit bull. That's fucked up. Text Damon on Halloween.

Like, hey, man, just thinking about you, man. Walking around seeing all these ghosts going, boo! A lot of boo size. I love Damon, though. He's a good dude, man. Oh, we ain't talk about Sage still. Okay, let's talk about Sage, man.

What did you think? Successful white woman in America, man. Man, man. Let her live her truth, bro. Can you not let her live her True? Who is that? Sage Still, the greatest white women in history, Doug. A true white new being queen. I'm not going to lie to. I was this whole exchange that she was on Jay Cutler's podcast. This whole exchange did make me wonder what does Sage Still identify as? Because I saw

her. She told you. She did? Yeah. I only saw the clip, so I don't know. Click, go scroll down Alex or Taylor. Scroll down some more. There you go. No, not that one. It wasn't that. that one, scroll down some more. What is she, black, white, Spanish? I think she's, I think they said she's like, I don't know, I know she's black and white, but I don't know this white. I think it's like Italian or something like that. You're talking about the one where she...

Her comments on Barack Obama. She was basically saying how she doesn't understand why Barack Obama identifies as black. A friend of hers asked her, like, what are you going to put on the census or something like that, white or black? And she's like, well, I don't identify as either one of those because she's mixed. And then their friend was like, well, Barack Obama put black. And she was like, well, I think that's peculiar that he was raised by his white mom and his white grandmother. And his black dad was nowhere to be found yet he identifies as black. And so she was kind of taking some shots.

And that being said, I think a lot of like what creates your identity is not how you personally identify, but like how people treat you. You know what I mean? Because you start to understand their struggle. I live a black life. You live black like I'm not Jewish. But please believe people in my DMs. do not like, if they don't like Jews, they're telling me. Yeah, because they think you do this and this.

So I got to deal with all the anti-Semitism, just like I'm sure Barack had to deal with racism. Exactly. Can we hear it, Taylor? When you felt out your census, I'm like, well, I don't know when the last time I filled out, my census was. But if they make you choose a race, she's like, what are you going to put it? I go, Walt, both. She's like, well, you can't. She goes, well, Barack Obama chose black and he's biracial.

I'm like, well, congratulations to the president. That's his thing. I think that's fascinating considering his black dad was nowhere to be found, but as white mom and grandma raised him, but hey, you do you. I'm going to do me. First of all, very unpatriotic, very unpatriotic than I feel out your census. That's number one. You know what I mean?

Very, very irresponsible. I would expect more from someone of her stature. You filled it out? Yes, we feel out of sense. You just do what the government tells you? Yeah. Get vaccinated. I might be.

How you know you know you? Bitch, I might be. You just saying the B-word? No, that's how Gucci made. You just said to be her. You know what that song? Bitch I might be. Oh, my God.

You just say to be. Oh, you backed up. Bitch I might be. Pitch I might be. You never heard that song? Yes, I have many of time. You should come out to stage on that. That should be hard.

That is my opening song. But I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even know what the fuck she's trying to say. Yeah, she's corny. Well, that's corny. I don't even know what she's trying to say because Barack Obama has a black father. Barack Obama has a white mother. Regardless if his black dad was there or not,

he's a black man. Maybe she's saying that there's like a cultural component to who you are. No, that's just not true though. You don't think so? No. You get treated? I mean, not when it comes to matters of race.

Because guess what? I can think I'm white as shit. That don't mean I'm going to get treated like that. Hell no. And a white person can think they're black and shit. That don't mean they can say the N word. 100%. Like I guess what I'm trying to say is like

there are many things that make up your identity. One is like your experience in the world and then two is your experience at home and like how you identify. But not when it comes to the census. Now what she should have said is there should be biracial on the census. Yes.

I agree with that. That should be the check, you know what I mean? That should be the conversation. There's some of the mixes out here though. How many mixes you're going to have? But that's why you just put inter-biracial. You know what's funny though is like she might have been,

this is interesting. Like this type of behavior might have been inspired by her interactions with not white people, but black people. She might have been looked at as not black enough around her black community. And because of that, start to go, well, okay, if I'm not accepted by them,

I'm going to gravitate towards the people who accept me. So a lot of times, like, when you're pushing back against something that you are, it often is the community itself that has rejected you. You know, like, I have friends that like, like my buddy when I lived in Spain, he was half Cameroonian and half Spanish, right?

he was born in Spain but the Spanish people didn't see him as Spanish so he just decided his identity was African it was from Cameroon it was Cameroonian he went back to Cameroon what you think they thought he was Spanish Spanish so like you're in this

weird space where you never are one and you never get to be whole I understand that Sage still is a black woman and I'm sure she's biracial which he presents as a black woman Barack Obama's a black man Jake Cole is a black man Drake is a black.

No. You don't get to decide. So what about my son? But they present that way, though. I present them as white now. I mean, shut out. So what about my son? I'm taking that.

I'm a black or Puerto Rican. Say again? Definitely Puerto Rican. Why? I've seen him. I'm more black, though. No, no, no. Your son's Puerto Rican, bro.

No. He's Puerto Rican. Oh, I'm here. You already know. No, no. So that means he's black. Half Puerto Rican, half black like Alex. Yeah, but if I was here, if I'm around.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got, now he's more black. Alex, what do you? What do you consider yourself? I probably lean closer to black. Lean closer to the black. I mean like just because I had more experiences of being black. Yeah, you don't need to grow dreads then.

What you mean? Wow. Why don't you start? I don't like that. I don't like how you said lean close to the black. You black. But I said no. But I've also had Puerto Rican experiences.

Like I had all the rice and beans growing up dancing salsa, house parties. That's all that makes you Puerto Rican? I mean, I'm just naming the stuff you would know about. Yeah. Is Puerto Rican on the census? Say what? Is Puerto Rican on the census? Sure.

No, I think it's also, it's like African with some Latin mix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the tricky thing, we're talking about two different things right now. We're talking about, like, what race you are and like what culture you are. You can be a white Puerto Rican. Yeah. You can be a black Puerto Rican. So, like, Al is black.

Like, obviously, we're looking at him. We can tell that he has black in him, of course. Yeah, you get pulled over. He'll have trouble. I think what you're also talking about is like culturally black and culturally Puerto Rican. Yeah. And you've had both of those experiences. Yeah.

Why? Because of rice and beans. Isn't about culture. His mother is Puerto Rican. Like I have rice and bees at the house all the time. You think that your kid not going to be a little Puerto Rican with collar raising all the time? No, no. Not a little Puerto Rican.

Your kid is half Puerto Rican. Yeah. I get what you're saying. It's like, whatever the mom is is what you're going to be. That's right. The mother raising the kid. I think it's both. I think it's both.

I think it's both. The dad is the dominant gene. The dad is a dominant gene. Culture. I'm not talking about Gene. It's about culture. Culture is always passed down from the woman. Oh, no, no, no.

Women dictate culture. I will say I think I tend to agree with that. Yeah, because you're with your mom more. You're with your mom more. I tend to agree with that. All the time. Like, your mother dictates your behavior. It dictates everything.

But that's why I say patriarchy was some shit that a motherfucker really had. When they say patriarchy is man made, literally. A man had to make that to have order. A man made it. and women enforced it. Explain. Men make the culture. Women keep on continuing it.

Yeah, but I think by nature, this is the rules, I think by nature, patriarchy is just not, it's just not a natural thing. Hey, hey, hey. Kids follow the mom. Men are like,

yo, I want to get tons of pussy. Women have a son. What do they say? Go out there and get tons of pussy, son. No, I want to make sure that you get tons of pussy. But that son follows a woman

from day one. So ladies, stop promoting the culture. culture you hate. I don't know where we're at right now. I'm over here like number one. I don't know what the hell that P word is. Women pass on the culture. This is what they do. This is, it is absolutely amazing. They have the closest connection to the children lean towards mama and grandma more. Of course they do. So stop passing down a shit that you don't want to see. But the reality is no woman wants their kid to be a simp. If they've got a son, you want your kid to be out there busting them down. No, you don't. Yes, you do. No, you. Yes. You. No, you don't. I mean, you get some type of girls, you don't know. You have one boy you want him tearing for a whole bunch of. But time out, no, no, no.

I'm going to tell you why that's not true. I got a mom. And you know what my mom did when she caught me with Playboy? Flip the fuck out. She didn't want you with a magazine. She wants you a real girl. Stop being a loser. No, she flipped out.

And I remember her going to my dad and we was in a single wide trailers. I could hit a whole conversation. She went to my dad in the kitchen and was like, look what I found him with today. And my dad was like, you want me to go punish him? he's looking at women. Like, he's like, he's like, yo, I'm glad he's looking at the playboy. So I listened to that whole conversation.

My mom was not pleased. But there's also a religious component there. I don't think so. You don't think your mom being religious had anything to do it? Every time I see my son said, well, my boy, going to get a lot of pussy. She's like, don't play at me. He can get nothing.

I ain't playing with that. All right, we'll see. She don't like that. Carla, she don't like that. Yeah, mothers don't like that. I'm sure she'd be happy. I don't know if she knows my son is the man. I'm sure my mom knowing I was the man.

Like, I don't think she was upset that. She would teach him if I couldn't get nobody. She'll teach him how to dance so he knows how to dance at the parties. If my mom knew I couldn't get nobody, that's up, that hurt. But listen, what's the, where's the logic of a woman being happy? Their son is a womanizer. Your mom hates you for that. No, no, no, no, no, you're right.

Your mom be on your ass about that. But what if I can get a prom date? No, I won't get them to nobody. I know my son. Don't come to me crying. Yep. No, we shouldn't decide. She did.

But if my mom knew I couldn't even get a prom. date. She'd be heartbroken. All heartbroken, man. As much as I don't want my daughter to have sex and nothing, I want my wife, my daughter to have a prom date. But I don't think that's because she wants you to be with a woman or anything else. I think that's just because that's just sad

if your child can't get a prom date. That's just sad. Can you imagine? Why none of the girls like you, son? Exactly. That's sad. We got, we both are responsible. And I think we both need to be accountable. And if we don't like the culture, then we both got to change it

together, but we can't just keep going like, oh, the patriarchy's bad. Stop being like this. And then ladies, you expect the same thing from your sons when you have them. And like men, we expect the same thing from the daughters. Like, when we have a daughter, what do we all say? I'm not letting nobody fuck my daughter. It's like, that's sex is too. If your daughter wants to go out there, like, listen, we was fucking people's daughters.

Why? Was we not? Well, what's the point? We understand that. But my mom wasn't saying, go out there and get it, son. That was your original argument. Your original argument was your parents, your mom want you to go out there and get that boom-mo. No, no, but there are moms that they turn a blind eye to the patriarchal behavior of their kids,

but they will judge that patriarchal behavior of even their husband. They'll judge it of other men. Oh, my dad was like me there. But all of a sudden their son, it's like, oh, he's just wild. He just goes out there and fucks a lot of girls. Like your dad was absolutely like you. Go, Al. I hope not.

How many brothers and sisters do you have? One woman, though. I'm just saying he liked it as much as you did. Maybe I was out there. I was, Charlie, come on, ain't not too long ago. I was out here wilding. You think my daddy was like me? Yes.

What were you going to say? Look, think about it. So I have a sister, she's two years older than me. When I was bringing girls home in high school, my sister was getting slapped for talking to boys in high school. Like she created a different, she created a different set of standards and I'm two years younger. But was your mom telling you, Alex, God didn't get all the puts No, but I mean, she was allowing me to talk to girls, but not allowing my sister to talk to boys.

No, why? Because you ain't got no baby. Why is that fine? Yeah. That's not fun. That's what he said. That's what I'm saying. That's not fine.

That's not what he said. When he said was, your mom is out there slapping you on the cheeks while you out there is getting some pussy. No, but that's also encouraging the behavior like, oh, it's fine for me to talk to as many girls as I want in high school. But it's not okay for my sister to even talk to a single boy in high school. I because we're all responsible is what I'm trying to say. It's not just, it's very easy for girls to just go like, oh, the patriarchy men, stop this shit. You stop raising the kids the way you don't like. If you don't want next generation of men to be like that, don't raise them that way. Let me be clear about what I'm saying about

patriarchy. I just don't think patriarchy is natural. Only because, yes, we, you know, women and men, we come together. We fertilize and we have the baby. She carries the baby for nine months. Literally from the time that child is a fetus, the mother leads. Literally, for all of us who was like that. Until the father, then you find up like, damn, he just. like his dad. He always just like his dad. He used to do exact same thing. It's going to come from your dad, but your mom in the beginning, of course. By the way, your mom throughout the whole

life. You still scared of your mom to this day. Your mom probably the only person that can stop you from doing something right now to this day. When mom are walking the room, you're straightened up. Straighten up right now. When a dude walk in the room, you sizing them up. Like, what's up? That's a general. But you end up being like your dad. You straighten up when the general comes in the house. So if the general has that much control,

then stop rewarding the behavior that you don't want to see. My mom wasn't rewarding and she just, I was like my dad. You know what I'm saying? You won't be like your dad but your mom

know where your dad is so she's like, let me try to get you in the right way. That's her job but she's like, ah, fuck it. He's like his dad.

He's gonna be out here getting all his fucking pussy. That's why me and him not together because you know, but think about that. Think about what you just say. The mom is like, you're just like your daddy.

You ain't going to be shit than none of these women. You ain't going to do shit. You're a whole just like your dad. That's, she's not happy. about that. But he's not happy about you out here. There's a difference between not being happy and there's a

difference between disciplining that. Yes. And I think what happens is we often turn a blind eye to the actions of our kids if they go, even if they go against the things that are trying to fight against within our generation. And we love our kids. And we don't want our kids to suffer. The reality is we don't want our kids to not have a prom date.

So what we risk with that is our kid being a fuck boy. But we rather our kid be a fuck boy than a school shooter. I'm taking fuck boys all day. I'm taking, I'm taking fuck boy, I don't want a fuck boy. I'm taking a square. No, I want to aptly. What we used to call square back in the day?

Yeah. Give me that. I'll take that all day long. I'll take a wax all over again. Because guess what? All the nerds, all the cool kids working for the nerds now. Thanks.

You know what I mean? All the cool kids. I was cool as hell. You know what I'm saying? I was dope, girl. I was fucking out you. No, you was a nerd, bro. Yo, honestly,

I'm not a me. All the cool kids are not working for all the nerds. There's like two nerds. All my nerds was crackheads and pillheads right now. All these smart motherfuckers who was... Bro, you had pigtails. Man, he's lying. What are you talking about?

You had pink tails, bro. You just heard... You can't tell me a guy with pigtails ain't a nerd, bro. What are you talking about? I went to those classes. My fucking class was in the cafeteria until I was like in 11th grade and 12... By the way, and we're being honest with... The thugs were the nerds.

Like, the thugs really were the nerds, bro. Like, the thugs were the people that we should have really been telling, like, you're just going to end up in jail or dead any goddamn way. That's who we really should have been clowning. Like, we should have never act like that thug shit was cool. No, but that's what they were telling me. Yeah, but they're thugs. So it's hard.

I'm sorry. Yeah, we want to tell people can fuck you up. Yeah, we wanted to say that. Damn, fucks. Yeah, let them be, let them be. Let them be. But they actually was very smart because we knew. how to do numbers.

My numbers game was crazy. I was too smart for school. You know what I'm saying? That was literally what it was. It was like, I got 12 brother and sisters. I don't believe he knows numbers that he can't get his pants size right.

I refuse to believe. You don't know numbers. You're clearly a 38 in the ways, but you come in here with a 34 every goddamn week. There's no way you know numbers. You believe you know those numbers for real? Seriously?

It's just the whole, I don't know, man. It's hard. I still put it aside of me and go. Do it time for that shit. You got going to fucking woman's dressing room and shit. Why would you go into woman's dressing room? Men don't have a dressing room at the fucking places. Huh?

That's not just for women? I never knew that shit was for men. You never knew that there was men's dressing rooms? I never knew that shit was for men, ever. Put this next to you, put your shoes on right there and go. In his defense, he's only bought four pair of pants in his whole life. In all his years of existence, he's only been in the department stores by four times.

They don't allow me to go. Okay. Soon I go lost prevention right on me, I already know it. Soon I walk in, I was waiting with the camera. What up, man? Well, number one, you're in the wrong section.

You're in the woman section. Number two, everything you're picking up is not your size. Okay? You look suspicious, wax. All right? Yeah, I get it. Oh, shit.

Wow. Oh, shit. Yeah, Miss lady. Oh, shit. You got old Miss Lady fans? You got on Miss Lady's sweats, yo. Damn, yo. wrong ones today. I don't fucking know.

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I love breastfeed. My son's going to continue to breastfeed to he's one year's old. I just think it's a problem with women just pulling their breasts out. if there's somewhere else to go. Now, if there's nowhere else to go, like I said, we're in a DMV or something like that and you got to pull the thing over cover yourself,

all good. But if there's other places for you to go for not make your man uncomfortable and other people uncomfortable, regardless of you think it's not. What about your child that need to eat? Yeah. Bottles.

What do you think bottles is for? What if you don't have bottles? What if you're breastfeeding? We did. That's what I'm trying to tell you. And you know what? That's what I'd be saying when I say men are so selfish because when you breastfeed, a woman's breast fill up and they get hard

and they hurt. So that's why if you notice sometimes Saw him probably will be sleeping And Carl will be like Oh my God I can't wait for him to wake up Yeah, if I can't wait for him up I feel a rock

So let her She sit there and do That's what you got breast covers for You got the covers and everything You got the baby under the cover Like yeah that's for when there's nowhere else to go That's the one of you got other people in the car And my baby hungry right now

Yes I don't care Like if you're in a restaurant Woman wants the breastfeed at the table Do your thing I don't care I saw Uma Thurman's titty once Where at? See how you remember that?

How long ago was that? That was decades ago. Thank you. But you remember because it's Ouma Thurman. I was a famous tit. Exactly. You know how many times you walk by... I don't even know who that is.

You know how many times you walked by women breastfeeding and didn't even pay it no attention? No, I've never paid attention. A lot of people pays attention. I do. I usually go like this. I'll be like, oh shit. Like that.

I'll do a double tape. Yeah, sit here. Put the titty away if you can. If you can. Y'all sound like stone, cold, never, men. Why are you all? Oh. Oh.

Never ever. I look at tits. Yeah. Never ever let your baby starve. Never let your baby be hungry. You see a titty before they start drinking. You know what kind of pervert a person is? They out there.

And see a woman breastfeeding and get turned on by that? Wow, who's getting turned on? You just said you look at tits. I look at tits all the time. Context matters. Context matters. Before I see the, before I see the baby start drinking out of the tits? You see the nipple.

Nobody does that. It's hot. Todd. Nobody, first of all, nobody does that, by the way. Todd,

what you mean? Nobody does that. They don't just whip out and put the baby, like, no. No, boy, just told me that early.

I mean, I think if you know, this is not your first time, I think you should have bottles ready. If your breasts too hurt in a certain time, they've got other places for you to go. They make sure,

I don't care if you got going to car and breast feed your baby, okay, there's other places. Now, if there's nowhere to go, you stand in line, you don't want to miss your place in line.

You know, get the cover and do your thing. What if it's no cover? What if you just pop that titty out? Hopefully there's a place that you go there in and breastfeed your baby in the... What's the big deal about a pregnant woman's titty being in public? I don't get that. Thank you.

It's a titty out. We look until we see the kid. We looked until we see the kids start stuck on the tit and then we're like, oh, okay, that's a private thing. I'm not looking men. We're not. We are there for them. Most of all, we're of all. I don't get hard.

This is what you're all act like. Y'all don't get harder. Y'all act like women are doing this. baby's in the carriage. Let me whip my titty out, so titty's hanging there. Now, I'm going to reach down and pick baby up. They do. No, they don't.

They already got the baby in their hand. You got to get the nipple hard. You got to hit that shirt. I don't know. I didn't see it. The nipples are already hard. I didn't see, I'm living this right now. Me too.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. That's not what happens. I don't want the titty out. I probably get mad at me all you want to. You never see them do that shit? No. That don't happen. Listen, if there's a place that you can go, I'm saying.

Try to go to the place. If there's nowhere to go, feed the baby. I don't want my child getting breastfed in some public restroom. You never seen a girl feed the kid with both tits at the same time? That's never happened. You've never seen them squeeze the tits together and they're... No. That's just never happened.

You never see them like the froze pops or something. I want them in the place. If I knew there wasn't ever a place at all, I won't say nothing. But if there is a place for you to go, I expect you to go to that place. I don't want them in the bathroom while my child is feet. You don't eat in the bathroom. Why would you want your child to eat the bathroom? Whoa.

Okay, that's possible. You right? Go somewhere else. Like I said, I suck Titty. Where outside? Like what you want to go? It got the vehicle out there.

Like I said, me, I can get you to go in one of these back rooms or I use this motherfucker office. If I before your titty come out in this place. Why is the titty coming out? If you have a drapery or something like that, you can put it under that. And by the way, you act like people can't walk by the car and see the person in the car. If you walk past and why these breastfeed is a fucking problem, and we can turn it up.

So no. We're okay. I'm in a restaurant in the park lot. I'm just walking through the parking lot. lot. It's still the truck is tinted. You're not seeing in there. I might be walking to the front.

I might be walking front. If you see a titty, if you see her up in there, Burson, you want to see the titty. Same thing if the person's in the restaurant. I like to see tits. Do you want to look? A lot of people want to see tits.

Contacts matter. If you can. I'm not going down my way, but if I see a tit, I'm going to look. If I see a kid sucking on it, I'm not going to look. But if there's a moment

where there's tit and no kid sucking, I'm going to look at that. Any second. Even if it's one second. That's all I need. That's all a lot of people need. Why do you think that's happening? I don't want it to.

That's why I say get out the way. That's all I'm asking. Listen, my whole life is all about being preventative. It's not about, yo, when something happened, let's get control. So you're trying to prevent your child from eating. That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying.

You're trying to prevent your child from eating, yo. Get his hungry, you're starving. When you're ready to eat, you eat, right? No matter where they bring the food to you. Food is right there. You know what I'm crazy. Yeah, I hear me say if there's no. other place to go, go ahead and do your thing.

I heard you say that your child don't eat unless he's in the right place, right time, which I think is so disrespectful. That's not cool. You didn't hear that. You're a woman. You did not hear that. That's exactly what we heard. I think that you're in secret. Yo, they don't have a shirt. A fucking titty. How insecurity? Everything's insecure with her.

But the fucking. Everything is insecurity with her. I've seen this guy. I've seen this guy get head in parking lot. He didn't care about his dick being out. He didn't care about what that woman, that woman getting seen. back in the day. That's a good point.

You know what I'm saying? You never got your dick suck in a parking lot? I see you have sex in cars. You never had sex in cars. In a strip club. Parking lots. In a strip club?

Everybody watching, wax putting on the show. He's smiling. Motherfuck. Look at me. How's that? What are you talking about? Look at me.

Now all of a sudden he worried about Carl's breast being out. Knock it off. This guy here. Let's do some asking idiots. Yeah. Taylor gang. It's going to be hell to pay now.

Call again. on his ass. He don't like you giving that coquito up in public. No, I don't. No, it's litchin. It's legit. I'm learning Spanish. What asking idiots we got, man.

How much bigger do tithes get when you're pregnant? Oh, man. They get full. Really? Way bigger? Yeah, they get way bigger. Like a whole size or two sizes? Like an apple to watermelon.

What? Yeah. It's not like an apple to a pearment. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. This is asking an idiot. Sapphire Living, what does that say? That's what I say?

Sapphire Living's? For those of us who have... For those of us who have no filters, how do you work on controlling your verbal response that may cause awkward moments? Always act like everything's a joke. That don't work no more. Shit.

Them jokes be hurting. Them jokes be cutting. It's like, I mean, just like, yo, measure twice to cut once. That's all. I was only playing. Like, come on, you got mad off debt. And just make sure. Go back up to that question.

Oh, you say, I don't know for a lot of you. Yeah, just measure twice to cut once. That's all. You know what I mean? Like, make sure that your response is not an emotional one. You know, make sure that your response

is something that, you know, you're actually trying to either up, up, elevate the conversation. Or, you know, if somebody says something you don't like, give it to them straight. You know what I mean? Just tell, like, you. I didn't appreciate what you just said.

Yeah. And I think that's always a good way to start because when they say, say, what do you mean? You don't appreciate it. Now you can have a conversation. You know what I mean? If you just, if somebody says something you don't like, you was like, what the fuck is you talk about? Whatever, just, I don't appreciate what you just said, especially if that's your people, if that's your friend, you know, if y'all just in the street and it's just something random,

you should just be careful because you don't know what the fuck that person knows. You know what I'm saying? They might know talk to do. No need to ask Schultz about filters. That's just a pointless question. I was only playing. What else we got, Taylor? What's that? Mameke?

Question forever. What's your morning routine? Oh, this is a good one. I like this one. Stargaze 616. Andrew, excluding yourself and the legends, who do you think are the five best comedians currently out? Dial-on, dial-on, dial-on, and dial-on.

No. So excluding the legends, obviously, suiting Dave Chappelle, excluding Chris Rock, Bill Burr, like those people. Those are legends to me. Like who are like the five young comics out that are? Yeah, who's the ones? Who the ones y'all like? Who are you talking about besides you? Who are your favorite five?

Akash Singh, Mark Gagnon, Shane Gillis, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to think like young people that are part of the squad that are absolutely just hilarious, hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Is it Akash, Mark, Shane? I'm trying to think, but people that they don't, they might not know. That's fine.

Oh, Ronnie Chang is hilarious. I mean, he's big now, but like some people might not know him. I fucking love Ronnie. Was that the thing who killed it? That's Bill Burr. He's not. He's a legend. He's a legend.

I'm trying to give you like to me. The next guy is fucking hilarious. Class, man. Yeah, he's first time I ever heard This guy's fucking hilarious Biggest comic on the planet Who's the Slice can do that play for the Warriors, man? One that shoots really good, man.

I've been locked up for the past 20 years. What's his name? Is he? Did he play movies or something? Like, how would I know him? No, he's just been like a big stander. He was in Peach movie. He was in King of Staten Island.

Yeah. He was the guy that was smashing Peach Mom. Amazing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, King of Staten Island. Yeah. That's a lot. So those three for you?

No, there's, uh, wait, wait, man. Was that three? Mm-hmm. Four. Derek Poston? Derek Poston. Derek Poston. Derek Poston.

Okay. Derek's open. I mean, look, I'm biased, but I'm also in a position where, like, my bias, I can try to create opportunities for these guys. Mm-hmm. So it's now I'm just like, oh, yeah, here are some guys I think are good because they're on my team. Yeah. They're on my team because I think they're great. It's the other way.

Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? But, yeah, man, those five right there. Definitely. Mm-hmm. Who's that the IG comic that he opened up for you one dime, big dude? Oh, yes. Ryan Davis.

Oh, Ryan's funny. Ryan is excellent, man. Ryan is so funny, man. What about the guy who got Donnell? What's his name? Oh, also, congrats to Donnell. Donnell shot a special too. Do you.

Y'all saw that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just shot a special, man. Yeah, yeah. Bravo, Donnell, man. He got that who's up. That's kind of, kind of close to that who's wax, bro. No, it's not.

It's kind of close, man, Donnell, I got to talk to you about. No, it's not. Donnell had, Donnell, I've been doing that for a while, yeah. I told you that already. He told me that. He's doing that. He does it every morning. He gets on Instagram, he'd be like, who's up? We up.

No, who's up, we up. Who sleep? They sleep. He ain't no fucking football coach. He'd been doing it every morning forever. Okay, but we, you know, now who's waxing. They got his own brand. That's what you have.

He had a weed brand called Who's up. Yeah, I'm like, who's no he's you know what I think you own who I need to think about that don't tell him about the rock group don't tell them about the band

oh you who you who who else who's who yeah we got to talk to the youth bro but Donnell been doing that you've been doing that who's up thing for a while that is very true I kept getting tagged like

yo Donnell is so stop listening to stupid people on social media I was so happy when social media went down for six I didn't even know. That was actually really good. Like somebody texts me. It really wasn't that bad.

Somebody texted me and was like, yo, social media is down just in case you wanted to know. I'm like, why the fuck would I even notice? I didn't even know it was down the whole time. Don't even give a fuck. Like, who cares? Had so much fucking shit going on. I was like, damn, I thought I watched social media that much. I'm going to be honest with you.

I think that we need that. Like, you saw the Facebook whistleblower who came out and was like, you know, how Facebook, which we already knew, doesn't care about anything but profits. They don't care about, you know, people's mental, emotional, or well-being. You believe in that shit? What? She's just getting propped up by all these Democratic PR companies that want to like take down the monopolistic practices of these social media companies.

I don't need her to be a prop to know what I know. Like I've been saying, yo, social media literally dictates people's emotions. It dictates how people feel. It dictates how people think. We don't even realize it. But why do you think it does that? It's like the right wing stuff. Because of validate.

No. It's not about party. got to stop. They don't have nothing to do with political parties. The right wing stuff exists on the internet because there's almost no place for it on regular TV. So of course it's going to succeed and thrive over there because all the other media corporations outside of Fox News are extremely left wing. What that got to do with people's emotions and people seeking validation and people not even being able to think for themselves? If the TV, if TV news wasn't so blatantly biased, people wouldn't be searching for another type of news that just by the way they feel. You're talking about one aspect. I'm

talking about the fact that people are literally influenced by things that they see on social media. For example, the fact that, and by the way, the internet calls this, but the fact that people will commit a crime and the first thing they do is go on IG live with it. My mother is literally getting murdered. Like literally, blah, blah, blah, like, why? This shit is not, it's not legal. Like, why is your mindset to do that? I don't know. Clout, man. But that's my point. Because you can get rich off of clout. My point. Why go on a dating show and like get married in front of a billion people?

It's like because people need fucking cloud. And we talk about filters, right? Everybody's mind is literally through the lens of social media. How is this going to look on social? What's the reaction I'm going to get on social? People don't even enjoy moments anymore. And when I say, when I talk about feelings and emotions, people wake up every day, go to the timeline first to even see what they should think about something.

Their opinion literally comes from whatever the most popular opinion is on social media. That shit, y'all, I'm telling you, I read a great book called Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport. I read The Social Dilemma, but just the way social media makes me feel, I know that shit ain't good

for you. And I've been saying for years, five years from now, ten years from now, in the future, we're going to realize the impact social media had on the brain. Fuck the political party shit or religious shit. Now, I'm just talking about in general. Food. Looking down all the time? I think we are good because

we raised up without it, but the ones raised up in it, they're going definitely be a different business. But that's how I know when it's a problem. The fact when I see the people that were raised without it, like we talk about how the influence it has on kids, think about the influence it has on adults. We got NSYNC, we got hand-eye coordination. We got so much things that we have right now.

Right now, they ain't got shit. Bro, that shit ain't even normal. Like, I always tell my daughter, when we're out in public, just look around. Just simply look around. Every, like, that shit ain't normal that everybody's like this. Yeah, yeah. That shit is weird.

A lady almost just almost ranced. I'm sitting at the light. just about to run into the truck. I was a little bit over the white lines. But she didn't get a fuck. So when the light was there, she was still down, just about to run right into the truck. I'm like, Miss Lady, look the fuck up.

That's my point. Even yesterday, social media is down for six hours. All of a sudden, you hear people saying, like, I got so much done and y'all need to learn how to do things without social media. It was six fucking hours. Yeah. And you know what y'all did for six hours? Complained about social media being down.

And when social media came back up, you know what y'all talked about? Social media being down. So where was all these business plans and shit that y'all created over the past six hours. I knock it off. They should do. They should, or you should do, just go like around 7 o'clock, turn all social media off. They should shut that shit down once a week every month. The Sabbath. Word up. Shut that shit down once a week. Every Sunday I won't smoke. From 12 to 12, I don't smoke

on Sundays since 2001. Yo, I promise you that shit will do wonders for society. It will. Shut it down once a week. Everybody. I don't think you shut it down. I think you do the same thing that happened with food, right? Like fast food comes out and unhealthy food comes out and we just started eating it and we didn't really realize how bad it was for a shit. We were smoking cigarettes and we didn't even know how bad it was. Right. And then eventually the information comes out and be like, oh man, it's causing all different

types of fucking cancer and the heart is about to explode. So then we start going, okay, we should give people information about the food so they know what they're eating and then ideally they will eat less of it. But once you start telling people, you're not. allowed to do it. Now you live in a totalitarian state. I think you just need to give the people the information go, yo, this hamburger got 3,000 calories, motherfucker. Your heart is going to explode if you eat this shit every single day.

But you know this is America. Some people are going to do it, but then most people won't. Yeah, there's warning shit. There's warning. There's warning. There's warning. There's warning. There's warning. Yeah, but when they start putting the calories on Cheesecake Factory, that fucked up. Before Cheesecake Factory was amazing. Then I found out it's 3,000 calories.

Louisiana chicken pasta. But didn't they tell you that you need 2,000 calories a day. So you'd be like, I'm going to get that chick filet meal. Word of three. I mean, one meal today. But I used to eat three. I guess what I'm saying is give the people the information, let them make their own decision.

But don't just do this shit where you tell us what we can or can't do. I don't like that. Like, remember when they try to outlaw big drinks? Remember Bloomberg was like, you can't have more than a leader of Coca-Cola. It's like, motherfucker, I'll do what I want. I'm a grown-ass man. And by the way, that's the problem.

That's a great scene in Squid Game. Don't tell me. All right. Shit. But it really. Talk about it next week. It really shows you how you can manipulate people to even forget what it is. They're supposed to be really concerned about.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember the slap scene? Oh, yeah. What's slap scene? Don't, no, no, no, no, no, I'm out. I'm out. I know, I'm out.

I know. I know. I know. What I'm just saying? I didn't see. I can get the watch of the news. But I'll tell you all in a minute. Give us one more.

But I do think social media is very, very, very dangerous. And I really don't think we've even scratched. the surface. I got it. We haven't even scratched the surface. Yeah, of how dangerous it is. Of how dangerous that shit is going to be. Oh, and by the way, the book I'm talking about digital minimalism.

I read it a while ago, but they talk about in the book how there was a tobacco industry whistleblower. And then this was some years ago. There was a, I forgot what app it was. I think it was Facebook whistleblower. And it was like when you listen to their rhetoric, their rhetoric sounds exactly the same in regards of how they. reel you in and keep you there. And it was like the tobacco industry was after your lungs. Social media is after your time and your mind.

Yeah. That's fact. All right. Ernie Mack said, does Charlotte really believe he can send healing energy or does he watch too many Marvel movies? That's a funny one. It doesn't matter whether I believe I can.

I do. Meaning like, whatever you say about me, whatever issue you got with me, I'm gonna send you healing energy. Because one thing I've learned through therapy, one thing I've learned through doing a lot of work on myself, a lot of motherfuckers just be hurting.

And I didn't even really grasp the concept of, in the four agreements when it says, don't take things personal because that which offends you creates the same negative energy that offended you in the first place. And don't take things personal because a lot of what people do has nothing to do with you

and everything to do with them. And it's the truth. I think about a lot of times when I projected hurt on people and pain on people because of the shit that I was going through. Even when I see like this new generation of chop jocks or whatever that love to get at people and love to attack people, I'm like, oh, they hurting. They hurting because you can only do that when you're hurting.

You can only really, let me cut this person's head off and not give a fuck about what they're going through or what they've been through. Let me just fuck the empathy of it. Let me just cut their fucking head off. Like you got to be going, you got to be hurting the even move like that. I send healing energy regardless. You know what I mean? And it's so funny when people say things like, oh, you know, that don't work, you know, whatever, whatever.

It's like, speak for yourself. Look at my life, King. Look at my life. I don't know what to tell you. I'm doing the best I've ever done in my life. You don't need advice from people doing worse than you. I can only tell you, man. And listen, you should listen to somebody who did it.

You can know, because I got a great advice from me. crackhead. Of course. I listen to everybody because you never know who's going to be that one person to tell you something to change your life. Go to college. Go to college. A crackhead told you to do that. Go to college and get out of streets. Okay. Signs come from everywhere, yo. So yes, send people healing energy man. He's the only person that told you to do that? No. And your whole life. It's the person he listened to though. A fucking crackhead is the only person. I don't know why stuck would be so much, man. because I had a lot of positive things around.

Because you saw what happens if you don't do that. That's what you go. So you also need the good and the better. That's the balance in everything. That's the fear. Yep. You need the fear of what could happen, man. Send everybody healing energy.

I love that. I love sending people healing energy. I love when people pop shit about me. And it's like, I don't even respond. I just pray for them. I send them healing energy. When I'm at my altar, I send them healing energy. They want to fight now.

They really want to fight now. They'd be so mad. They'd be so mad because what happens is... You just, but, you know, you just, but, you know, you just, keep elevating. You just keep growing. You know what I mean? Because I'm not, I'm not getting in the mud with you for what. God bless you. And all that air still in them and they want to release it and they can't release it, they're going to pop. Yeah. And also, too, time tells all.

Yeah. Time always tells the tale. That's why I don't be tripping. I don't trip about what happens a year ago, three years ago, five years ago, yo, nah said it once don't hate me now. He said, much success to you, even if you wish me the opposite, sooner or later, we'll all see you. who the prophet is. Jesus Jones. That's it for me. Shut up. Hey, man.

I got to roll too, man. Make sure to tune into the God's Honest Truth every Friday night at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central. This week we got a great episode. World Mental Health Day is on Sunday. So this week is titled, Keep That

Same Healing Energy. You know what I mean? And Chico Bean and Icewear Vezo, man. We sent them to Inception. you know, the mental health gym in Farmington, Michigan. And, you know, that was, it's special. You know what I mean? I think it's special.

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And if I go watch it by myself. Why? She already saw it. Why are you going to make her watch it again? It's not fair I don't want to watch it by myself I ain't gonna lie What's wrong with that?

Because we watched it all way Together and then it's like If I go watch it by myself She won Why? She already watched it Guys, if you thought that we were brilliant this week

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