The Brilliant Idiots - Fake F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

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I am blessed black and highly favored, man. I had a very eventful weekend. I heard you had a very eventful morning. Morning. Oh, this morning was kind of crazy. I wanted you to hear it, but, you know, per usual with Taylor, she took the best part out of it. You know. So just so we can set this up.

So many things are going on on this call in the breakfast club. Oh, my God. What is the call initially about? We were talking about pansexuals. Okay, because Wayne Brady just came out and said that he's a pansexual. Now, what is a pansexual? What is pansexuals? There's potsexuals.

There's skillet sexuals. There's, uh, what else? Walk sexuals. Oh, walk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a whole line. Yeah. Do you think we have a walk sexual in the room?

Yeah, definitely, definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Wait to you hear why Chris didn't go to Taiwan. Definitely. Wait till you hear why the trip got changed to Spain. Just wait to hear. We'll get back to it a second.

All I'm trying to say brilliant idiots is that we've got some stories. Okay? So a pansexual is somebody. They say that's attracted to everybody. Right. So an ugly person. So you're attracted to everybody. So you like,

you can't get lady and just take what you can get. That's right. Transgender. That's it. That's it. Any hole that will let you in, that's right. That's right.

It is, it is kind of like, it is kind of something, it's a level of greed there, right? Or desperation. I don't think it's desperation because there's some fine pansexuals. Who? Chenel Monet, man.

She's the first person I ever heard say she was fansexual. I need to see it to believe it. So Nel Monet is fine. But wait, how many different things are there? Because there's just male and female. The number goes, the number varies, right?

I saw up to 68. But what else could you be attracted to? There's male and female. But then there's transgender. Oh, whoa, Charlie. What? They're male and female. What do you mean?

Whatever they identify, they are. Yeah, but they got different titles and labels. There's no difference between a trans woman and a woman. So therefore, pansexuals are just bisexual. Yeah, that's not true, but that's not my fight. Right? So, yes, in the perfect world. I'm just saying, if.

In the perfect world, it would be just bisexual. You'd just buy. Yeah. Oh, and the other one is non-binary. They sleep with non-binary people. Non-binary means that you're not either man or a woman. Yeah, which is fun. That's the easiest thing to be.

That could be fun, though. Because you don't have to prove it at all. What do you have to do? I'm non-binary. Tell the time to oil up your ankles and let you timetap. I'm non-binary, bro. Yeah. I don't know what none of that shit means.

I just think that's what every one of these celebs does when they need a little attention when shit ain't working out for them. The funniest thing about the Wayne Bray is. Anything thing is that Wayne Brady say? These fucking things, these like identities as outfits. If I was someone who was an actual pansexual in the fucking kitchen, like really getting after it. Yes. I would be upset at these celebs that just throw it on as a shield.

I would think of pansexual is somebody who's sexually attracted to pants. They are that. That would make more sense, right? That's what women should be. See what I mean? Like, we've been trying to marry pansexuals for century, right? Now all of a sudden it's popular and they're misconstruing as something else completely. It was interesting that Wayne said he has to do some research still.

Like, could you do their research, didn't do the press release? Right, though? You don't even know you're being sexual. I like roller coasters. How many you've been on? Well, I haven't tried one yet because they look front. Get the fuck out of here, bro. I need you up in the guts.

Yeah, and it's something about. Someone up in yours. But it's something about the pansexual fringes that doesn't feel like a commitment. Same with the non-minary. It's all. It's like, come on, you know, be about. What does that mean? I need a commitment.

What does non-binary means? You don't feel like a man every second of the day. Sometimes you feel like a woman. We all been there. You get your toes done. I don't know. But see, I don't like that either because we all, I like getting my toes done. That's what I'm saying.

Everybody's going to have those moments where you're tapping into, what do you call it, your divine feminine? Yeah. Oh, oh, son. They're just stealing our shit. They're just stealing our shit. Get your own shit. That's why I didn't like what Will I Am said, because Will I Am was like, yo, he got feminine

traits because he was raised by a woman. Well, he didn't say traits. he's feminine. And I'm like, well, what does that mean exactly? If he's just talking about mannerisms, that could just be sassy. Because there's nothing wrong with having divine feminine traits. Pull up the divine feminine. You know, I'm saying? That might be traditionally feminine, but it doesn't mean that you shouldn't have some of that in you as a man. You want to play well I am? It's all in the same thing. Whatever you think, but we were on to something. Oh, that's what

just giving one side is. So yeah, we were talking about the Wayne Brady thing. So we had actual pansexuals calling up. A lot of people identify as pansexual, didn't know. They called the breakfast club this morning. One called in particular. She drives what's it called? OneCare. She drives a bus that has people that are mentally saying. But we didn't

know. So she was talking to us about, you know, being pansexual. And then I started hearing these noises in the back. I started hearing these noises, right? I mean, you could insert the audio. All jokes aside, this is not a joke. This is what it was. So I go, Do you have one with you now?

Like, what is going on? And then that's what she told us she drives for one care, and it's the adult disabled people. Now, can I just ask you a question just because I'm a little bit of the detective here, right? Like, if you're a pansexual, you might be in, one of the things you're attracted to might be people with mental disorders. Disorder disabled. I should have asked for that.

So do you think that's what she was doing? Do you think that she was? No. No, I think she was just doing agenda. You think she was shitting where she eats? Oh, yeah. not a gender though. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter if it's a gender or not. No, I don't.

Doesn't matter if it's a gender or not. That's a good question. What I'm saying is, remember, it's not about the gender. It's pansexual. I'm everything. I'm attracted to everything. Is it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Is it? That's a good question. No, it means you're attracted to all agendas. But disability is a gender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Disability

is not a gender. Yeah, because identifies what I identify as retarded. How do we know disabilities is not a gender? Identifies a tart. How do we know disabilities is not a gender? Huh? Because Bathrooms. Men's bathrooms, women bathrooms. Disabled bathrooms.

They have to say. I'm just saying. We don't know. I'm just saying. That's something you got to take into account. We don't know. Yeah. Pansexual.

So babies are agenda, too. Say again? They got the train. The baby don't got their own bathroom. Babies don't got their own bathroom. They don't got their own bathroom. They got a little thing to whatever. That's just a tray to change them.

Yeah. Table to change them. Yeah. That's not their own bathroom. You have a what? Oh, let's hear. I know. I know you got the audio.

I just told you I don't want to listen to it. Who cares? We're having a conversation. It'll make the conversation better. I know I believe it, but like I don't understand the inclination to interrupt the fun. To be like, oh, I have the audio. Hey, I know you guys are having fun and being entertaining, but I'd like to put that to a screeching hole. Hey, you know what gender she is.

I didn't interrupt. I waited until y'all finish our little laughs. And that's just... Your little laughs. Wow. The point of the show. It's shocking to me, you don't have it ready to go. It's unbelievable.

It's shocking to me that you're like, hey, I'd like to interrupt the podcast to not be ready for the thing I want to listen to. Are you okay? No! I'm not okay. I was having a time of my life. We were talking about having sex with disabled people,

and then you interrupted it. You interrupted it. We finally caught this woman. She called and she snitch on herself in the breakfast club. She had a bus full of them. Who knows why they were moaning? If you jack off all the time and don't have sex, you're technically a handyman.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You fix it Felix. You fix it Felix. You fix it Felix. All I'm trying to do.

That's another thing they got asexuals. What is that? That means you're not into other people. You're only into yourself. Really? I didn't know that. Listen, it's a lot. All I know is 68 genders, you know.

It's a lot. Let's hear it, Taylor. What's you got? How many flavors have you tried? Pretty much all of them. All 68. They said, what the hell is that moaning? You got one with you now?

What the hell is going on? No. What is that, man? No, I'm a transportation driver, so I have, like, I have, like, people with disabilities that I transport. Jesus. You drive on the best one. Oh, drive on the best one.

Oh! Now, you make me sound. Are you trying to talk to? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? That's the noise. That's my job. Oh, my gosh.

Ma'am. Maybe you should tend to the kids or the people in the bus. But let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. So what flavors have you tried? Break down the flavors you've tried, please. So, like, cisgendered people. So, like, men, women, transgender individuals, non-binary people.

Now, since Jen, there ain't nothing but original recipe women now. Yes, it is. No. Ain't no way, bro. Okay. I'm happy for you and a salute to you and all your endeavors,

man. Somebody needs your help, please, please. They call her out. They're calling her out, bro. They're hearing it. They're not jesting it. And they're like, ain't nobody trying to fuck this bus driver,

yo. Imagine that it was just a hate it on a bus driver. That's what it was. Hey, we're eight on Shorty. Oh, man. All I know is, I don't know what the fuck I know. We don't know nothing.

We don't really, really don't. Let's hear what Will I am got to say, man. Because everybody is freestyling at this point, man. I didn't have a man in my life, a father in my life to guide me through that. A mom did that, which probably made me even ultra feminine, which is no, I have no shame of being. super feminine. What is feminine? You know, I remember in the 90s

that wrist We had a rich In the LGBT community We need some Growing up in the 90s That risk looked like It's outside of a goddamn tax place

A lot of people are questioning Because I was Feminine. I'm still feminine. I sit the way I sit I act the way I act My mannerisms are

My moms but it was a very uh and i'm strong with my my my femininity who is he talking to i think it's a superpower but um here's the thing i've never looked at will i am and thought will i am was feminine um and i really wish that the person who was having a conversation with him and maybe they did dug a little deeper because i would like to know what his definition of ultra feminine is pull up divine feminine traits, Taylor, because I feel like we all have divine feminine traits. Like, you have to have the balance of the sacred masculine and the divine feminine. Like, look, what is it at? No, put traits, put traits. You know what the divine feminine is. What traits? Divine feminine traits.

I mean, if you look at the way I'm sitting right now, I bet there's a picture of it. If you look up divine feminine. Look, emotional, right brain. Action is oriented to the experience of joy rather than an outcome, emotional strength, seek self-mastery, but is more concerned with sacrifices for the greater good. Extroverted, open, vulnerable, and nurturing, cooperatives. There's a beautiful qualities that every human being should have. I don't think that's any being, any of those, make him come across the time. And I think some of like the hand gestures and wrist gestures probably would be more so. But even then, like...

What's about mannerism? You know what I'm saying? Like, is just sassy, though? But mannerisms are a choice, too. To assert. Like, you have control a way. you know, like Italians are very, what's it called? What is it, expressive with their hands when they talk.

Yeah, right? Yeah. And that's a cultural thing. So, yeah, of course he's going to be influenced by, you know, what he saw. But I don't think there's anything wrong in having feminine qualities, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? I wish they would have dug a little deeper. Because the way he was describing it, he's literally talking about mannerisms, the way I sit.

You know, he's like, the way I do, what he said? Did he say the way I do my hair? I mean, he definitely said the way I sit, you know what I mean? The way I talk. The way I talk. I'm like, that's just mannerisms. Like you can get those just by being around someone. That don't mean that you're actually displaying feminine traits.

Exactly. Now, oftentimes you end up, you know, copying or being inspired by the mannerisms of the people that you admire. Yeah. You know, I think that's where, like, the gay accents or, like, the gay mannerisms often come to because I think a lot of gay people look up to women. So they're like, oh, that is perfection. That is beauty. That is something that I would like to emulate. So they take that on.

I think a lot of ways. But even with gay people, gay people have their own lingo, their own mannerisms. Absolutely. You know what I mean? I'm just explaining why a guy who grew up down the block from me in New York with straight parents and went to the same schools as me could have like the gay accent or whatever it is. Yeah.

It's probably because the people that he look up to are talking like that, gay dudes and also women. And he just admires that and he's going to copy that. Same way we're like, like I'm this white guy. I grew up in New York and I'm using slang. And then people who didn't grow up and he's a. areas are like, yo, why are you talking black? And it's like, well, that's just the way that people talk here.

And you grew up in a place where that wasn't the dominant culture. So you just can't wrap your head around it. So you're going to gravette to whatever the thing you admire the most is or whatever the dominant culture is. Do you think that we have too much conversation going on right now? About it? Meaning that a lot of this stuff that people are trying to work out, they should like work out in therapy amongst themselves for us before they bring it to the public.

Like when you hear Wayne Brady just come out and say, I'm paying sexual, but I'm still researching it, or you see what I am, have these conversations about femininity. Don't you think that sometimes people should just work things out with their therapists or their psychiatrist first, and then if they want to share it with the world, they should? Yeah. No. No? Why?

And we won't have no content. That's not true. We've been making up content for 10 years. Yeah. Give me something to talk about. I can go right now. Water bottle. Water bottle.

Easy. Put your dick in it. Easy. You know, your dick is fitting in that, son. Maybe. No. A petal dick accent. On soft, if I stuffed it.

On soft, I might get stuff it in there. Yeah, you got fill it. Fill it up. You know what I'm saying? Why not? Yo, speaking of dicks and been in a water bottles, Chris had a great vacation, but not to Taiwan. What happened, Chris?

I'm not coming in off of that intro. You got to revive. Okay, sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Speaking of huge fucking giant dicks, Chris had a vacation to Taiwan. Speaking of Godzilla's dick,

speaking of Godzilla's dick. Now, here's a thing. Chris was supposed to go to Taiwan, okay? You were particularly going to enjoy it. You told us, Chris. Okay? No. Why didn't you end up going to Taiwan, Chris?

What happened? Well, so a few months ago, we started trying to book our travel plans. Yeah, yeah. And my mother-in-law kept telling us we can't come because the COVID is rising. So I Google COVID in Taiwan, and the COVID didn't seem to be rising or at least to alarming level. So we kept saying, well, why can't we come?

Can we come? She said, no, the COVID's too bad. Finally, my wife kind of pressed her. And about a month ago, my mother-in-law said basically what's happened is their apartment that she and my father-in-law live in Taiwan has been taken over by ghosts. And if we were to go to the apartment, the ghosts would be transferred from her to us. and something terrible would happen to our family in Taiwan. So we said, okay, how about if we come to Taiwan, we don't come inside the apartment, we meet you outside.

My father-in-law is very old. He's in his 90s. He can barely move. He's in a wheelchair. So we said, we just want to see him. We'll meet you in the courtyard or the building. You guys come down, and then we won't be in the apartment. The ghost can't transfer to us.

What does the ghost go with them? That's what she said. She said, the ghosts are going to come. They're going to transfer. And if you will even see us, the ghosts will be transferred over to you and something terrible is going to happen. So under no circumstances should you go. So, you know, it's very, very difficult for my wife because, I mean, to be honest, she's

not sure if she's going to see her father again. I mean, he's not in great shape. So I said, look, we're just going to go. We're not worried about ghosts. And we'll just show up and what are they going to do? She said, we're not going. like it's not happening. Your wife said that?

Yeah. So then I said, well, then why don't you ask, can we come over Christmas, will the ghosts still be there? Yes, the ghost of Christmas pass. Duh. What kind of question is that? What are you talking about? Does the ghost of Christmas past will absolutely be there?

They will be. Well, that's what, no, no, my mother-in-law said, yeah, there's a chance the ghost won't be there in Christmas. So that's... Now, how can she tell the ghosts are there? Well, obviously, it's all completely... What a... terrible son-in-law you are, Chris.

What are you talking about? Because clearly something's wrong. You post a kid on a plane and go over there and see what the fuck is going on. Which was my exact reaction. We got to do an intervention. We got to go over there. Something's not right. I mean, there's ghosts in the house, dude.

You got to get them out of that house. Well, my wife said, no. My mother has been telling me she's been communicating with ghosts since I was a kid. This is nothing new. So I said, okay. Hold on. Your mother-in-law's been telling you this for years? No, no.

apparently my mother-in-law has believed she communicates with ghosts since my wife's interesting because I've never heard like the supernatural from the Asian's perspective. Oh, it's a big part of Chinese school. I didn't. I knew about like the fantasy world like with the dragons and everything, but I didn't know about like ghosts. I did, man. I'm dead serious. I've never heard this before.

Why is this funny? It is true. They do. They love their dragons. That's what I'm saying. I've never heard. Dragon. Yeah.

No, they, uh, like my in laws believe in reincarnation. Like I sat down with them and their friends and they all told me like what they had been in past lives. What did, what were they? So, so my, my mother-in-law is like a very domineering person and kind of bosses my father-in-law around. Right. And they have a friend who apparently was able to see back into the past. And he said what happened was many generations ago, five, six, seven generations ago. your father-in-law was a frog, right, who was in a pond, trapped in a trap.

And your mother-in-law was a little girl who came upon the frog in the trap and freedom. And now he's indebted to her for, you know, 10 generations or whatever the case may be. And then we were talking to this other dunes. He was like, yeah, I led the Chinese army in like 1540. And I was like very influential and taking over like, you know, certain provinces and stuff. I was just like, okay. I still think you're a terrible son-in-law. You're supposed to go over there with the ghostbusters

and figure out what the fuck is going on, man. I think you guys should go. That's fucking exorcism should have happened. Like, you're supposed to do something, going there with some sage, clear the place out. All these spiritual leaders and healers you know here, Chris, you could have fooled somebody over there. I can send somebody over there right now

or run those spirits out of that apartment. What are the Chinese go afraid of? No. I'm just asking. Just curious that we could bring from how to get them out of there. What are Chinese ghosts afraid of? This is some great shit. What have we had haunted wet markets?

That's the thing. You know what I'm saying? That's the thing. Like we can really make this into something. This could be a TV show. This could be a movie. What are Chinese goes afraid of? How do we get those spirits to pass on to another life? How do we heal their Trump? I don't have the answers. I don't believe in ghosts. I don't I don't have... Come on, Chris. Hypothetically.

You got to believe in ghosts. You don't believe in ghosts. Why? I've seen a million ghosts. Mm-hmm. Shalda knows ghosts. You never seen ghost, Chris? Shalda knows ghosts, bro. You've never seen a ghost, Chris? I thought my piano teacher turned into a demon when I was a kid doing practice.

Really? I did have that experience. Where I looked over and her eyes were like fiery and like the entire room kind of went crazy. Really? What were you playing? Something not well. It was too easy. I had to do it.

Thank you. Another week of brilliant idiots. Thank you. I had to do it. And it's just one of those things that had to be done. But yo, your Goddy says, Chopsticks of Guns. On your Goddy's new album, he calls Chopsticks guns.

Oh, the sticks. Yeah, Chopper. Oh, shit. Chopper. Oh, a chopper with the sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something called the chopsticks. Damn.

So what happened after you turn it to a demon, Chris? Damn, Chris. And so y'all just said, fucking decided to go somewhere else, huh? Look, I mean, I pushed. I said, look, we got to go. We got to see what's going on. try calling aunts and uncles to get their opinion and they were sort of like just let it go.

There it goes too. Yeah, they go to go through Christmas. So we're going to go during Christmas. Why would you come during Christmas? Most haunted. You know what I'm saying? The most haunted. Like, what the hell?

They don't celebrate Christmas. It's just another week for them. Oh. This is a sad story, man. This is really sad, Chris. Why is it sad? Because clearly something is wrong. They've gotten to that age where it's like, you know?

Yeah, he's talking to imaginary. Oh, no, I agree. I mean, look, they've been locked inside for two plus years since COVID. My father-in-law is essentially an invalid. He hasn't. They haven't left their apartment in two years. So it's not a healthy situation. What do you mean they haven't left?

How did they get groceries? They have a, like, someone who lives with them, a health care rate who goes out and gets gross. So they just, what? Oh, so they don't have ghosts. They have imaginary friends. Yeah. Like kids do. We call it.

Yeah, like when kids start developing imaginary friends, which I think it's so strange, especially too. My, like, my kids have imaginary friends. I'm like, y'all got sisters. Like, you know what I'm saying? You had imaginary friends. You imagined you were a teen wolf or you imagine that you were? No, I never had an imaginary friend. I really was those things, though. I saw UFO in third grade.

Okay. The flying saw I started hovering over the trees. Yeah. I absolutely was about to turn into a werewolf. I forgot what grade that was. Uh-huh. Uh, the thing from signs, I saw that standing over me. Okay.

As I was sleeping, I felt like the hag was riding me. And as I was waking up, I saw the thing from signs standing over me. Okay. Ghost, seen a million of those. Like, please. You know what I mean? Please, Chris. Please.

Ghost. Please, Christ. What do you guys suggest I do then? You should have went over there and you get them out of Taiwan. You can't get them out of Taiwan. That's where they live. And I said, are the ghosts human? I don't know about that.

I don't have any. My wife doesn't like to, you know, I think it's upsetting for her, obviously. So she doesn't talk about it. That's crazy as hell. Have you heard this before? Damn, Chris. What you're going to do now? Talk to them talking to Mike Taylor?

Yeah, she said that was the only thing that was strange about it to me is when we were discussing what to do. My wife, and this was like a month ago, my wife was like, well, my mom believes she's been talking to ghosts since I was a little kid. She has been. And I was like, you didn't want to mention that to me before? Why wouldn't y'all believe her? Right, because I'm like, it's a mental illness and we got to go over and we got to do something. but then when you put in the context of someone who's been talking to ghosts for 60, 70 years,

maybe it is what it is. The scary part is not that she's been talking to ghosts for 67 years. Now she don't want y'all around. If she's been talking to ghosts for 60, 70 years and had no problem with y'all come in. And that's why we got to take it seriously. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about that part of us. Can you communicate with her? Does she speak Asian? She speaks Asian very well, yes. But does she speak Asian? Chris got a fucking something. No, like, is it Taiwanese? She speaks Taiwanese.

There's a dialect Taiwanese, and she also speaks Mandarin. Her English is, like, minimal. So I really am talking through my wife, which is part of the problem. What are you wearing, Chris? So last time we were over there. Those things work. Yeah. You asked who I believe in ghosts.

Last time over there, my mother-in-law gave me this. I'm wearing a red bracelet with a jade rabbit on it. I have no idea what it represents, but apparently my mother-in-law said, Chris has to wear this, or else there could be an accident. Oh, my God. I haven't taken this shit off in over a year. And I'm not taking it off. I don't know.

So you believe it goes to! I'm hedging my bets. Yeah. I'm hedging my bets. Yeah, I mean, you don't know. I ain't mad at it. You know, if someone gives you a fucking bracelet and says, wear this, then you'll avoid accidents.

Who gave it to you? My mother-in-law. She gave me a card. They follow a, like, a Tibetan, not, he's not dependent. He's from Taiwan, but like a tantric Buddhist, the leader and he had a card. She said, this will stop you from Marvin car crashes. I put it in my car.

Why not? What's the, how much is it hurt? That was depressing, man. They should all put it in their car. Bro. That's a good joke. What? Al just made a good joke.

If that will stop your car from crashes, why wouldn't they all put it in their cars? That's how you know it's bullshit. That's, you know what I'm saying? Or. that's doing as much as they can. There's almost so much a bracelet to do, guys. They're hedging their best.

Bro. Yo, if you all, have you all been hearing about all these shark attacks? Yeah, man. There was one of Rockaway. You saw this? I tried to tell you about Fire Island. You were telling me about Fire Island.

But in Rockaway, I think it was even today or yesterday, a woman lost her leg. Yeah, 50-year-old woman. And by you or different Rockways? There's sharks in New York? Son. I spent my whole summers at the beach, okay?

I didn't see a shark not one time. Sometimes you see dolphins, but literally I'm in the water every single day in the summer. Not one fucking shark that I see. I heard about a makeo randomly down by, is it called Long Beach or something like that or Robert, even down there. Never have I heard of it.

I'm hearing on the daily shutting down the beaches, I read Wiedle in. I read Widal. Pull it up to, I can't remember now, but it's something to do with. They're trying to say the water's warm. Yeah, something to do with climate change. The water been warm. I remember in the summers we go out to the fucking beach.

The water's warm. Dude, let me tell you something, man. I was in Vegas. I think they overfishing, bro. I'm being honest with you. I think they're overfishing. The sharks are coming because they can smell, uh, it's not even humans. It's garbage.

Like, there's garbage in the water, people leaving. No, the water's cleaner is part of the issue. I heard it's dirty. No, no, the water's clean. No, wait. Look up why so many sharks are in a day. So in Cape Cap. So in Cape Cod, where the biggest number of attacks were taking place,

what happened is they put in conservation measures years ago to help protect the seal population. Now the seal population is all the way back. That's what I heard. In Cape Cod, right? Now, if you're a shark, that's your main food source. So the adults are all up in Cape Cod. The reason that people are getting bit on Fire Island, New York City, and not getting killed for the most part, is because it's the juvies down here.

It's the smaller sharks. But they're all, you'd be insane to swim. I know what you said just right now. I thought he said, I thought you said the Jews with nippling at him. The jubies, the juvenile, bro. Wow. You're going to say that shit, Chris. Yo, come on, Chris.

You're going to get us canceled. God damn, you blame us for everything. You're blaming us for shock attacks? Come on, God damn, Chris. Listen, it said that with so many other things, climate change is the blame. So here's my thing about the climate change thing. If I was big fishing or whatever that is, you know, there's big farm, a big whatever.

I wouldn't want you to say that the overfishing of the seas is causing the shark attacks. I would want to blame it on something else because if you say it's overfishing the seas, now you're going to fuck up our business. I don't think a such thing is overfishing you. Bro, they, they... Maybe a certain type of fish. There was that documentary that came out. Oh, fuck.

I know you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about. Blackfish? No, no, this is the one that was recently. It was on Netflix and it was about the overfishing. and what the fishing community or what the big fish does where like they make you think that it's straws that are polluting where 90% of ocean polluting is the wire and the line from these big fishing boats. And so they just basically what I'm thinking they're doing here is just take the

attention off the real problem and put it on a tiny micro problem that we can all feel good about doing like a dolphin safe tuna is another label, right, that you put on tuna when you buy at the store, you're like, okay, good, they didn't kill any dolphins when they're doing this. The same people that run dolphins, same tuna, are the fishing industry. Right. So they're just creating this loophole for their business. The whole thing is Fugazi. They don't kill dolphins.

They fuck them. Put their dicks right in that hole. I've heard about that. Yeah. I've heard about that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

You know, the crazy thing is? Yeah. Climate change is real as a motherfucker, yo. I was in Dallas on Friday and Vegas on Sunday and Monday. That shit don't make no sense how hot it is, yo. And I thought, I thought Dallas. Dallas was hot. Dallas was like. Vegas in the summer, bro. It's the desert.

Bro, it was 117. But that's what it is. That's what Vegas is. No, they say that's not normal. 117. Like, this was the hottest summer on record, but still, Vegas. They were like, it's hot, but they were like, it's ridiculous. I'm one of the drivers that was driving me. I was like, man, it's hot as a motherfucker.

This shit don't bother y'all. He goes, only if I go outside. He was like, I stay in the house. And he's absolutely fucking right. Like, climate, I don't go fuck what y'all say. Climate change is real as shit. It's not supposed to be that hot, bro. It's not supposed to be in 117 degrees.

And it's like, it's like a heat that literally makes you feel like you got to catch your breath. Yeah. You know what I mean? It makes you feel exhausted to be out. Yeah, you're suffering. Oh, my God. Like, who wants to be out in that, man? What were you in Vegas for?

I went, um, uh, they, you know, they do the magic fashion show every year. And, um, I don't know, man. I just been, like, my dude, Don Juan Horell, he's a fashion designer. he's been behind some like really big brands like PRPS. Yeah. You know, academics. Like, those were like big, big, big, big, big brands.

And, you know, he's been designing, I mean, for with Sean, John, a bunch of different people, like for years. But now he's got a brand out called Art Meets Chaos and another brand called a legacy of resilience. And man, I really just wanted to go see a different level of creativity. Because, you know, when you're in entertainment, you know, you see the same kind of kind of creative a lot. You know what I'm saying? Like, especially in what we do.

It's like personalities. It's, you know, you see the music artist. You see that. I wanted to see a different type of creativity because, you know, their attention to detail, the way that they design, clothes, everything down to like the zippers and the scenes and all of that stuff. I just wanted to soak up some of that energy. And actually, it was better than, it was way better than I even imagine.

You know what I mean? Just being around there kicking it with like my man, Ty Moffkins. there, you know, he works at starter, so he designs a lot of stuff with starter and just running into all of these different designers, you know what I mean, who not only are they making money, they're just some of the most creative people you'll ever fucking meet. Like, I think we pay attention to detail. I don't know if we pay attention to detail as much as people that design clothes. Yeah.

Because think about, I'm talking about this shit like the stitching and the pockets, the zippers and like they're thinking about every little intricate detail and it was just very, very interesting to see. that, man, when you have conversations with people like the Don Wands or like the, you know, my man Tony who used to be behind Aniche and Mecca, the money that these guys make when they sell these brands.

Oh, yeah, it's insane. Nothing like it. And, you know, some of them sell the brands but still keep royalties, you know what I mean? But it's like, I'm like, why are people having more conversations about this shit? Everyone in the world has to wear clothing. Every fucking body. It's literally illegal to not wear clothing.

Kind of wild. It's illegal to not wear shit. And everybody wants to be fly, right, to some extent. Self expression. You know what I mean? So it's just like just to see all of these people that can tap into like the human psyche, even listening to them describe what sells and why and how things sell and why people buy things and how like the biggest influences of fashion now are the athletes.

It's not even like the rappers of the models. The rappers are the models. models them was the athletes. Like, it's like, they said that dude from the Oklahoma City Thunder, shy, uh, shy, what's shy? What's his name? Gilchrist. Gilchrist.

I thought it was Alexander or something. Shy Alexander Gilchrist. Yeah. I can't remember his name, but he's a hell of a baller. But Canadian, Canadian kids. It's like he's the biggest fashion icon. It was like anything he wears and it's literally just them walking in the games. You know what I mean?

I feel like they take more risk with the fashion because I pay attention to what the artist. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. They take a lot of risk. They walk out for a couple seconds. They either get praised for it or they get made fun of it.

They get killed. The next game, they just, hey, I get a duo. So if you had the project show in Vegas, go check out, Boof 83, 700 and 83800. That's my man, Don. He's got the art meets chaos and legacy of resilience stuff out there. Yeah, the fashion is so interesting to me because it's all hype. Like, it's literally 100% hype. You could be the most beautiful designer in the world and design the most beautiful skinny gene that's ever been designed with the perfect stitching, the perfect color, the perfect everything.

If skinny jeans are not in, your clothing is worth it. That's right. So it is the most fascinating case study when you look into the success of brands because it is 100% built on the height that you can create. around it. Yes, there are items that can look amazing, but if they're not in, people don't want to wear it. Because people don't want, people don't trust themselves. Of course. Like you've got to be able to like the risk takers like, Alex is

just talking about, if you see like a Russell Westbrook or a shy or Duane, when any of these people, and you're like, damn, he did it, and that shit looked dope. Now I'm going to try it. But some people are afraid to step out on their own first. Well, now. So 100%. And now Here's another thing that happens with something about fashion

is that what make something cool is that it is different and oftentimes opposite of what is mainstreamed and popular. That's right. So when skinny jeans are popular, right? Everybody's wearing them. You can buy them in every single store, even the biggest stores are making the skinny jeans.

The cool kids are going to be rejecting the mainstream by wearing super baggy shit. Okay? Eventually, those cool kids influence enough people where baggy becomes cool, right? And then in order to be cool again, you need to reject Baggy, and then skinny jeans are popular. And if you look at fashion over the last 100 years, it is a literal circle. Skinny, white, skinny white. When we were kids, Jinkgo jeans, the baggy jeans, those are back. I see young kids wearing these big bag of jeans now.

So when I say that it's all hype, I don't mean that in terms of like these people aren't like artists in what they can create. They are. But you can create, especially streetwear, you can create hype around something that is cost nothing to make. Nothing. It could be a t-shirt that has a little rip on it. $500.

Yeah. Because that's what's him. Yeah. Kanye. Man, speaking of Kanye. Think he's back? No, Adida said they're not doing business with him ever again. Pull that up.

All y'all people don't want to me to suck a dick. Pull up, gotcha. Now you write after they sold all this inventory. But I told y'all that was never, they were never back in business together. But they were saying from day one they needed to sell the back inventory. Now the back inventory is sold. They're donating like $140 million to charity because that's how much they made off it. And the Adidas CEO says,

400 million euros. How much money is that? Adidas CEO. I think they're dumb by not getting back in the business. Oh, Adidas is. Because he's doing this slow launch. Nobody's protesting the fucking Travis Scott show. Yeah, but that's different, though.

That's music. But I'm just saying, that's a slow, that's a slow launch back into the public. No, music is the one place where people cannot be canceled. It's like comedy. music and comedy the same thing you can be mad at a motherfucker and you can stop all his corporate shit but when it comes to that music or it comes to getting on that

when it comes to getting on that stage you can't stop that person when it comes to get in that studio you can't stop that person once Kanye makes another hit we're going to forget the stuff that he said before and now he's going to have his influence back and then you know who's not going to forget the people who

create the bottom line for goddamn Adidas so as soon as Kanye comes out there and he hasn't shown no remorse he hasn't done the apology tour and all that shit like that it's never going to happen. The Adida CEO, Google, Google said, because you're looking at something old. It doesn't matter.

The point is that I don't think any big corporation like Adidas will do business with Kanye anymore. I think it's going to be some corporation that's like really struggling and it's worth taking the risk or a much smaller version or he'll put his own money up. Or international. Maybe, yeah, international who might care less about it. But still, I think that what those corporations would be concerned about is just how erratic his behavior is.

So it's like, I don't know if I can go into business with somebody that's just going to behave in this manner. He's a liability. He is a liability. He is a liability. Because he wants to behave as if he owns the company. But he wants deals with all upside and protection of not owning the company. And when you're the company and you're signing somebody, you need them to behave in a way that's, you know, according to the morality or the virtues of that business.

And it's so interesting what you were saying just now about people saying, you said people can make your brand whack, right? Clearly it's not working with Adidas, but boy, Drake is trying. Drake has been trying to make the Yeezy's whack for a while. He really had. Whether he drops the line and the rabbit, he's like, don't wear those $7.50s around me or $7.30, whatever the fuck. You know, that's another one.

Or just recently at his concert, he was like, yo, he pointed at the girl and was like, yo, I fuck with you, you know, even though you're wearing them Yeeys. I like the city hat with the blue teezy. Yeah, hey, I feel you, y'all. You know what he's good. You know what he's easy on. Still a little good.

You know what I'm saying? So he's trying his hardest. Yeah. You know? He really is. Yeah. He's trying his hardest to make the Yeezy's whack, but people still fucking with it.

Like, but yeah, Dita's not getting back in bed with, with Kanye. I know you don't want me to suck big, but it's not. happen. You know what I'm saying? That's really all this boils down to me wanting to put that out there. Let everybody know I don't have to ever suck the dick. You know what I mean? And speaking of anti-Semitism, what did you think of to Jamie Foxston? I thought that this was the biggest bullshit in the entire world.

I agree. I cannot believe that Jamie was pushed in any way to apologize. To apologize. You You should never have to apologize for someone else misinterpreting what you said based on their paranoia and anxiety. This is a commonly used term. The term is biblical in nature for God's reason. God is saying, hey, it can be your closest friends that might stab you in the back. That's the messaging. The story is your best friend, the one that you love, the one that you cared about, the one that you fed might be the person. person that gives you up. So be careful the company you keep.

It's never been, I've heard this phrase said so many different times throughout my life, whether it's, you know, they even hate it on Jesus so what they're going to do to you. They talked about Jesus to what they're going to do to you. They even killed Jesus, so why wouldn't they kill you? It's inspiration. Have I ever thought to myself, oh, that's, today is the Jewish people. Yeah. It's never been a thing. We're talking about haters. Also, people. Also, also, if you subscribe to the fact that this is meant to be about the Jews, right? And I'm assuming it's only Jews that think this, right? I mean, I've read the comment, didn't even cross my mind.

Of course. It's never a normal. And you're Jewish. You're a normal person that would never put that on to Jamie, right? Who's never given you any reason to think that before. Ever. It's just absurd. But if you're thinking that he's talking about the Jews, right?

That means you believe that the Jews killed Jesus. Not the Romans, which is. the commonly accepted history, which Jews often referenced, hey, it wasn't us. The Romans did it. They did all the thing. They did the discipline, et cetera. So which one is it? Is it the Jewish people that are saying this is anti-Semitic? Which one is it? Did the Jews kill Jesus? Because that's what you're implying. Because if the Jews didn't kill Jesus, which is what these people are saying and what is commonly accepted, it was the Romans, then even if he did mean they by a group, it would be the Romans. In no way could you connect this to Jews. So I think that whoever

made a big stink about this owes Jamie a massive apology. And also even for Jamie going out there and clearing it up is a unbelievably kind gesture to the Jews. That's what Jesus would want. Jesus would tell you when somebody curses you, give them a blessing. That's it. Jesus would tell you when somebody throws some evil energy at you, reply with you. with some good energy. Jamie's just a kind-hearted person. Also, this self-absorption, is that the word I'm looking for?

Like, to someone who just comes out of a life-threatening situation. And then immediately after that, wants to let people know, hey, those people that you think are with you in your camp, sometimes they're not. And maybe they were trying to do

some devious, fucked up shit behind the scenes to Jamie. And then he comes out of this life-threatening situation. And then he's like, Like, yo, I was just in it. Watch your back. By the way.

Because you go find out. And then to make that about you and how you're the victim and you're a grief, someone who almost died. Yo, 50 Sin and Juno got a song called They Hated on Jesus. Kat Williams had a joke about people hating on Jesus. But you know who the person he was talking about? Judas. Individual. Not all the Jews.

One piece of shit guy. Yes. You know what I mean? So I think Jennifer Anderson got trolled. Well, well. I think somebody trolled her. I can't wait until we talk about Jennifer Aniston. I think she liked that shit is crazy.

I think she liked this post. Because she read it like all about us did. Like everybody else did. It was like, that's right. Nobody thought about the Jews. That's right. These fake people, they killed Jesus. And I think somebody trolled her.

Either started tweeting her crazy. 100% or left leaving comments. Yep. That made her just, this is dangerous. That was what she did. And then she comes out and then goes, I do not support anti-Semitism in any way. So to protect herself, right,

the fucking idiot to protect herself, she throws Jamie under the bus right after he comes out of this life-threatening situation. This man is stressed out. That woman's evil, bro. That's an evil woman. This man is stressed the fuck out. That's an evil woman.

He just went through something that could be considered fatal. Yeah. And you just going to motherfucking put more stress on him? You know what I'm saying? Jesus Christ. Where is Jamie's apology, Jennifer? Yo, Jennifer needs to give Jamie an apology. And any people that were saying

that what he did was anti-Semmatism. medic and trying to like fan the flames of that, they need to give Jamie an apology as well. And he showed the fucking class of type of classic individual that he is to even go out there and be like, hey, I want to clarify, no way did I mean that. Well, who wasn't that had a problem with it?

That's my point. That's why I think Jennifer Anderson got trolled. But I'm saying he obviously reacted to something. Was it the ADL? No, Jennifer posted that. And I guess when Jennifer... What's the chronology? What's the order of that? This is what I saw. I saw, I saw Jamie's post.

Right. Which I read and it didn't do me anything because I've heard that a million times, right? And then I saw Jennifer's reply and then I saw everybody going apeshit saying, come and come to fuck on. This is an anti-Semitic. Bro, and you know what is? I think somebody trolled Jennifer. This plays a wider frame, which focuses on Jewish Jews to describe Fox's poses horrificly,

horrifically anti-Semitic. What is a wider frame? It's a, I don't know, I imagine some blog or something. Never heard of it. Nobody's ever heard of it. But the point is, in the Jewish community, that's probably a big. I know a lot of big blogs in the Jews community. I've never heard of white of brain.

Even if it's not a big blog, all it needs to be is a blog, and then it starts that momentum, other people cover it, and of course you want to see a celebrity go down, so they're all going to attack him. But I guess what I'm trying to say is like, pointing, calling something like this horrifically antisemitic. Think about like the actually horrifically antisemitic shit that happens all the time.

That's right. Like actual shit that is happening all the time. How can you even compare the two? And when you do this, that's that boy who cried wolf shit. People are going to, when you call this horrifically anti-Semitic, you're going to start desensitizing people to the term horrifically anti-Semitic. The boy who cried woke. The girl who cried woke.

You know what I'm saying? Because this is what's crazy to me. It says for some. Jamie needs an apology from a wider frame. A wider frame, you need to apologize. That's right. These guys have called out another post by Cardi B, which is pretty outrageous. I'm not going to lie.

What's the post? She said, I guess, when she threw the mic and found out she, She wasn't going to get charged for it. She tweeted lawyers a Jew, he's going to chew up all the charges. But she posted a picture of like two Hasidic guys and the ads and the sideburns walking down the street. Cardi didn't do that. She did that. She didn't do that.

I can't. I can't defend that. I don't know anything. Let me. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know a Hasidic lawyer. Thank you. So she just Googled a picture of some stereotypical Jewish people and she's like, what?

They're reading the. Torah and the Talmud. They're practicing all day. They're not involved in law like that. You've now that being said, if you're going to have a good lawyer, you know what I mean? If you want a good lawyer.

By the way, there are options for lawyers. But if you want a good one. With Cardi's saying that, that's not even new. There's so many people who have said that prior to her. What did 50 cent used to call his legal team? Jew unit

Yes He used to say that all the time That's what he used to literally call his legal team Like this is This is not new What Cardi even did and said is not new Now I don't think that's anti-Semitic Would it be considered?

This is what I would say This is what I would say It's not worth defending what she did Yeah If you're getting into the argument Of what's anti-Semitic and what's not What Jamie did isn't even close to anti-Semite.

It's not even in the same galaxy as anti-Semitism. It actually has nothing to do with the Jews. Yeah. Right? This is specifically targeted and there is a stereotype. Yeah, the picture is crazy. And the picture doesn't even match up to what her legal team would look like. It's just her just being ignorant and not knowing that that's even a thing that would be offensive potentially for Jews.

You know what else fits me off by the Japanese? I think what a lot of things that people realize is, if I was to make the argument, is, When you come from poverty, the position of lawyer is admirable. It's someone successful. It's someone who is providing for their family. It's a citizen who obeys the law. So calling a group of people lawyers

is like calling a group of people doctors. It's like calling a group of people scientists, right? You can't, in your mind, you're not going, oh, that's offensive. You're going, I'm giving them a compliment. I only knew five jobs that were respectful. It was lawyer, doctor, teacher, whatever. But don't we do that with everything?

Don't we, with doctors, don't we say Indians? Exactly. I don't think that in their mind they believe there's anything offensive about it because they're using it as a compliment. Hey, look at the legacy of this group of people and how they have these high-ranking positions in culture and society. McCarty wild out with the picture. The picture's crazy.

And inaccurate. She's met her lawyer. He probably looks like me. Exactly. It doesn't look like a set. So to throw it all in the same thing. No, she added some sauce. Click on the Jennifer message.

Because this is what really pissed me off about this whole thing. See, y'all don't be reading. Click on the message. Click on the message. Click on the message. It says, this really makes me sick. I did not like this post on purpose or by accident. What the fuck does that mean?

I did not like this post on purpose. So Mark Zuckerberg liked it for you. What the fuck does that even mean? That sounds like, Torrey Lane's saying, hey, Tori Lane's lawyer saying, hey, he's got an alcohol problem and he had trauma as a child.

But Tori, you didn't admit to doing anything. You didn't admit to doing anything. What the fuck is going on, yo? I do not support any form of anti-Semitism, and I truly don't tolerate hate of any kind. None of us do, especially

Jamie. We got to stop doing this to people, man. It's like, yo, clearly Jennifer and Jamie have zero relationship. but it's just whack that we just keep putting these labels on people for nothing. It's also so selfish. Like if you're a group of people like the Jews who have been persecuted for literally thousands of years, right? You would understand that doing something like this for clicks is only going to hurt that cause. And it's selfish.

It's like, oh, we can get some clicks here. Us, this little blog, whatever is, can get a little bit of attention. What is the cost of the attention? The cost of the attention is people going, oh, we don't have to take it seriously when they cry anti-Semitism. That's the cost. That's how selfish that is. If you were really concerned about the Jewish community,

you would make sure to push your efforts towards the very real anti-Semitism that is happening on a daily basis. And please believe you do not have to look far. You do not have to look far. But this is clickbait bullshit that is selfish and is actually going to hurt your cost. This wagging a fan is. Chris, from the Jewish perspective. That's why I never watched sex in the city.

Why is a Jewish? lawyer offensive? I don't think it is. I think putting a picture of his Sid. No, not the picture, but I... It's a tall black dude. It's tall black dude. Oh, you play basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, why? Because I'm tall and I'm black.

I have to play basketball. It's like, nah, bro, I thought it would be cool if you play basketball. I love basketball players. I admire basketball players. I wish I could be a basketball player. I didn't think calling you one would be offensive. And you're like, yeah, but just because I'm black, that means I got to play basketball. Why can't? It's one of these. It's one of these. types of like, I don't want to say like racism.

It's one of these types of, and even hate is like a strong word, where the person doing it truly doesn't feel any hate, but the person receiving it goes, ugh. Yeah, I get it. You know what I mean? You're making me feel away. That's why I tell people I'm a proctologist. If I'm first class somewhere and somebody, like, somebody, like, you rap, like, you know,

people don't, like, you know, people, they'll see people come on the plane and say, oh, You rap? No, I'm a world-renowned proctologist. So you do that? All the time. Did it yesterday. So there's a perfect example. Like, going up to a black,

with, yo, so you see a black to the first class. So are you a rapper? Yeah. Like, that person genuinely is excited to potentially meet a rapper, but they don't realize that their internal, like, racism can't imagine. I wouldn't even call that racism.

I get what you're saying. Their internal, what is it called? Biased. It's not biased. Stereotyping or prejudice. Their internal prejudice can't imagine a black person to be a lawyer or can't imagine a black person to be a CEO of this company. They're immediately assuming black wealth.

Yeah. And that is what. Or sports. Or sports. And I imagine that is what the frustration you guys feel when you go through that situation. You're like, I don't think this guy hates me. It just sucks that they assume that about all the people that look like. I get in the call with a driver yesterday.

He's like, what you're doing this weekend? You're performing? And like, I can't even, I'm not mad at that. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck. It's a rich, affluent position that people admire, just like a lawyer. But at the same time, it's like, yeah, we could do other things than that. We're not all just lawyers over that.

Yeah, absolutely. I can see the frustration. I think if most Jews are being honest, they don't really, I mean, within the Jewish community, being a lawyer or a doctor. Very respected. Is what you're pushed towards in a lot of cases. So let's be honest. probably a reminder that you failed.

I think that's why. Boycott sex in the city until she apologizes the fucking Jamie Fox show. Exactly. Now, Jennifer Anderson, you know to apologize. Said what?

We're boycotting it, bro. We're boycotts, sex in the city. She's not my friend. What did you say? What else? No, she was on Seinfeld. We're boycotts,

Sanfell. What else is she in? She was definitely on sex in the city. I know she was on Seinfeld. Yes, she was on full house. She was on four house. She was Jesse's wife. Yup, we're boycotting that.

That's fucking crazy. 100%. We're boycotting, what's that, high school musical? I think she was in that. Yes. We're boycotting that. She was too storm in one of those old fantastic four movies too, wasn't she? Definitely boycotting all the fantastic four movies.

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They're obsessed with cocaine. And they spend, and it's like if cocaine in America is like $100 a gram, it's $300 a gram over there. So it's like, did we eat over there? It is unbelievable the amount. They love it. Really? Where they get them? I think it's hard to get there because it's so remote, right?

And that's probably why it's so expensive. Say what? Where'd you get this from? I did a lot of Coke when I was in Australia. Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you. Now you get over that jet lag, you know. Got you. Now, anyway, so shout to Australia.

I'm going to see you guys there. Also, more dates that we have or other shows are all up at the Andrewsholtz.com. Full lineup of shows that have been announced already are there. See you soon. And I'll light for our peace. Oh, one more thing I want to tell y'all, this Saturday, I'm having my annual back-to-school drive and fish fry at Berkeley high school in the student-park, student parking lot. Okay, 406, West Main Street,

Montes Corner, South Carolina. It is from 12 to 3 p.m. Wild Supplies last. We got free food, free backpacks in school supplies, and free haircuts, okay? So this Saturday, from 12 to 3,

Berkeley High School student parking lot, my annual back-to-school driving fish fry. And I do want to shout out my girl, Angela, man. I want to salute my home girl, Angela. Let's do it. This is her brand, Car Viva, you know, and Car Viva.

I mean, it's available on Amazon, but now it's also available in a stopping shop. Oh, cool. You know what I'm saying? So salute the... What is it? It is a detox drink. I mean, she has a bunch of different ones. This one right here is antioxidant juice. This is actually for detox. It's plant-based, you know? So it has higher than three and a half cups of blueberries. So if you want to know people that like to do blueberries every day, you know, because you know it's a good antioxidant. You just drink one of these called Viva detox. This is the great Kiwi, man. And I just love what Angela's doing, man. She's just a beautiful, you know, Asian woman who's out here hustling. and this is in stopping shop right now and I can't wait until one day you know some company comes and buys

Car Viva for a couple of billion dollars you know all you companies that want to do plant-based juices Angela got it figured out so go support my people's all right now let's get back to the show what we got oh that Montgomery Alabama fight

according to witnesses the braw started when a pontoon boat stopped at the riverfront, preventing a riverboat from docking there. In footage, shared the social media. Several white people who were on board upon Toonbone are seen attacking a single black man who was allegedly a dock worker. Additional footage shows multiple black men and women coming to the worker's defense. Montgomery police said they responded to the disturbance at 7 p.m.

And arrested several of those involved charges are currently pending. What were your thoughts? I've only seen clips. But there was one clip that I saw that was, so fucking cool. Well, there's two things. I love the hat throw, the Bobby Shmurder, like right before to fight. And then I love, there's this dude

that sees the black security guard getting jumped. And there's a dude from like across the water. He jumps from the riverboat. Jumps in to help him. 16. That was so cool.

What I really liked about that is once he got over there, I like seeing the footage of him fight. I'm just sitting there thinking like, bro, I can't even swim. The fact that he swam all the way over there, then climbed up on the dock and still had the power to body slam somebody. And the cardio. That's what I'm saying.

You don't want to fight that, man. You don't want to fight him. This was very interesting to watch. Did it feel good as a black dude? Did it feel good? Yeah, all the black people. I'll tell you what felt good. Come in to support a person that they didn't even know.

That's what felt good. But they saw him getting jumped. That's what felt good. I thought it was pretty beautiful. The unity and the solidarity and the group operation that was showed, that's what felt good. And putting yourself in harm's way, it's like dangerous. These people are fighting. What?

In Alabama? The guy. And there's guns. White people could have easily had guns in them goddamn bull. Not saying the black people don't have guns too, but God damn. I'll tell you who lost in this whole thing. Crops are supposed to be very durable. Yeah. Crocs are supposed to be something that people put on and they can go through any terrain.

Can't fight in crocs, though. Pull up a still picture of those crocs, yo. Yeah, that's crazy. Pull up a still picture of those crocs. Yeah. Them shit actually looked like crocodiles biting her ankles. The way she busted out of them and the way they were jagged, that looks like two crocodiles latched on to her fucking ankles. That's a him.

That's a him. That's a him. That's like, that wasn't a guy. That's him right there. You got tities, but it's him. Yeah, that whole time I thought that was a girl. I know you did. Hold on.

A girl. threw him in the water then. There was a woman fighting him. Yep, probably did. Oh, they were drunk as shit. Like, God, damn. And keep in mind here, if anybody doesn't know the story, the people...

Hold on, everybody thought this was a white woman. Look, it says white lady gets beat out of her crop. Yeah. I thought it was a woman. Could be a woman. You never know. You could be a woman. You know what?

It could be a woman. I guess, just to let everybody know the context, especially people who are foreign, like, the white dudes were on a boat. they were asked to move by the security guard. And then they refused to move and then they jumped the security guard. And then all these dogs.

It really was one asshole. And that's my thing, right? Instead of jumping the security guard, control your asshole. You know he's drunk. You know what I'm saying? Why would you allow him to just start swinging on the security guard like that?

And then his friends that came running over, they just, they don't know what the fuck going on. They just see that guy fighting. You know, my man throwing the hat. The hat was so fire. Why does no, why do they allow this dude to do that to the security guard? Like at what point, and these guys just come out of nowhere. They just, like, no, figure out who's in the wrong here.

Oh, my man who jumped in the water. You see, you see a man fighting, like, you're just going to fight. You don't got time to ask questions. It depends. Not if you know he's drunk as shit. Exactly. And he's already in the wrong. That's right.

If you see a man fight, even if your man is in the wrong, we fight together and then we figure out after. I don't know. Alex, that's not the first time that guy has jumped on somebody like that. We all know our drunk friend who bugs the fuck out when they drunk. That's that guy. Because there's no way you just start swinging on that. We can't let our drunk friend get beat up.

But I'm not going to let my-on-one. I'm not going to let my drunk friend even get to the point of fight. I'm like, yo, get your drunk-ass in the fucking boat. You dumb-ass motherfucker. Now, if I just pull up and they jump in my friend and I don't even know that he was, I don't even know what's going on, it's on. But if you know how drunk he is,

you know you're in the wrong, You know everything that you guys done is fucked up And this poor guy's trying to do his job That's right You caused all of this That one dude He's Peter Quill ya He's Peter Quill at the end of the end game

They had fucking things They had it ready to go And he bugged the fuck out Oh my God The funniest see the person with the blonde hair That's a woman The one with the blonde hair You see her

She's the one that's going to throw the guy Into the fucking water Look at this shit yo Look she's swinging on them The only thing I didn't feel good Look, look, look. That's a woman. That's fire.

What the fuck? You said the only thing that didn't feel good is what, Alex? The dude that hit a woman with the chair. He just got caught up. Yeah. That was too far. He sounded like Travis Scott in Rome saying, there would be no utopia without Kanye.

There would be no Travis Scott without Kanye. There would be no Rome without Kanye. no Utopia without Kaye West. There is no Travis Scott without Kaye West. Like, okay. All right. There was, bro.

Boy, this is what you don't want. You don't want none of these old... This ain't nothing but old man's friend, bro. Oh, yeah. You don't want them old man jumping. You don't want an old black man getting on your ass. I'm telling you that right now. That ain't...

I'm telling you're getting hit with. Yeah, you don't want it. I mean, just slow and hurtful. Boom. Here he comes with this chair. We're in that. Chess. That's true.

That chair is crazy. All jokes aside, this shit is hilarious. Watch how he just waxed this woman for no reason. Why? What the fuck? And them cops, they're like, all right now.

The cops didn't break up shit the whole time. But they're like, okay, God damn it. Y'all, you just went too far now. You just escalated it for no goddamn reason. This is funny, too.

Watch this white woman come over. Watch her. Watch her. Get the fuck back. Back the fuck up. Back up. Back up, Martha Stewart. What the fuck?

This shit is crazy when you really think about it in hindsight, man. It's going to be a lot of arrest from this. I'm telling you all that right now. Because, you know, the reality of the situation is there's a lot of self-defense here. There's a lot of assault here, too. You know what I mean? There's going to be people that get arrested on both sides. All right?

Okay. And by the way, those are the consequences and the risk that you take when you're standing up for people. It's just that simple. that's not real Taylor I didn't think so that's Photoshopped in you crazy person I would like to think that I have to

Why no why is he not fighting Well not helping No I did help No you got beat up You got beat up You got beat up Um I definitely wouldn't have to jump in the water

If I had to jump in the water If I had to jump in the water To help I'd have just pulled out my phone That'd have been that guy. Get him. You know what I'm saying? Get him. Got him.

Got him. Yeah you go, King. Go King. That'd be me. I saw Martha Stewart yesterday on the plane. She's pretty still, man. She's like 80 years old. And she's beautiful.

Yeah, Martha's interesting because, like, the greeters hate her. Why? I don't know. That was just the conversation the greeters was happening with us. Oh, really? They was like, could one of the greeters?

they asked one of the greeters. They asked who they wanted to do, me or Martha, because he's on the same place. And she chose me, because she said, I've worked with Martha before. And it. It ain't like that. She's so mean.

And she said, the greeters, and the reader said the real shit, the greeder was like, the point of a greeter is to have great relationships with people at the airport. Yeah. You'd be like, hey, you know,

get your people through and all of that stuff like that. She was like, if you have somebody who's not nice to these people, it makes you look bad. You know what I mean? So now you can't have those relationships at the airport. But Martha was, I mean, she was very pleasant on the plane. I mean, I, you know.

She's cool, man. She was pleasant. The real one. Yeah, she spoke to me and everything. She's pleasant. Is that real? I don't know if that's real or not. I think that's somebody playing.

Yeah, I don't think that's real. That's not real. I mean. First of all, how old, how, why would you know how old the person is? I mean, he's probably guessing. I don't believe that. guy. Let me tell you something, man.

I seen an old man beat the shit out of a young boy one time, man. When I mean a young boy, I mean like somebody is 20. This dude had to be in like his 60s. And the young boy kept fucking with his hat at a party. He just kept fucking. Oh, you're in Mom's going to sock line. He just chilling on the porch, trying to drink. Mine has been, just kept flicking his hat.

He did it like three or four times. It wasn't no words. Wasn't no, you better cut it to fuck out. After about that third or four flicked, It was like a pit bull literally latched on to somebody's leg. Like the way this old man dove on this young boy and just had him pinned to where a young boy couldn't do nothing but take the blows. Oh, it was bad.

And trying to pull him off, it's like trying to lift his hammer. It was not. None of us were worthy enough to take that old man off of that young boy. And that young boy was swole up like a motherfucker. And there's nothing he could do but take that hell, man. nothing he can do. What else we got Taylor Gang? No, I didn't go see Beyonce.

I was tired, man. I was emotionally drained from the Earl Spence Crawford fight. Still? Yeah, I was going to, no, it was the day after. I was going to go see Beyonce that Sunday. It was amazing. Shit, you're going to see, right? No, I'm going to see White Beyonce.

Oh, wow. Who's the White Beyonce? Taylor Swift. Come on, bro. You already know who the white Beyonce is. Taylor Swift? You're right. That is disrespectful.

She's way bigger than Beyonce. Taylor Swiftie? You can't. Like Taylor, why would you do that? You can't possibly compare. Come on. Taylor Swift to Beyonce. Like, come on.

Taylor? That's a good one. I don't, that is a good one. What? Because Taylor sells more, I think, I believe Taylor sells more records. Sales more records, sells more tickets, does more everything. It's not even compared. I think the tickets have been kind of even than someone.

Not even close. Yeah, it is. Not even close. You sure? Yeah. Taylor Swift changed the U.S. economy. The Fed commented on it. They're like, she has changed the U.S.

That's crazy. I read something about Beyonce's show was grossing big numbers too, though. No, my show did gross, crazy numbers, but Taylor is... Yeah, I know Taylor was killing, too, though. Like, how many shows did Beyonce do at... How many shows Beyonce do at MetLife? Two. Two.

Two. Like, Taylor will do four at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium. I heard people... She might be able to, but she's not doing it on this tour. I heard people are buying tickets for Taylor Show and South. America. Because it's cheaper to buy a flight. Yep.

And pay for the tickets down there than it is to get a ticket over it. Oh, no, yeah, Beyonce. I don't even think Beyonce. Ain't anybody flying in Brazil to watch Beyonce. Come on, yo. Come on, yo. I mean, they were. They were, but, nah, Taylor,

no, Taylor killer. Taylor got the number one tour this summer. And it's not even close. It's really not, because second, you know who second is? Who? Bruce Springsteen in the East Street band. Yeah. Well, where's actually, where's a...

Harry Stiles. No. Elton John. No, the weekend. The weekend is crushing. Sherron's number five. Red Hot Chili Pepplers number six. Coldplay's number seven.

Daddy Yankees is number eight. Oh, Kevin Hart is number nine. This might be American artist. Kevin Hart's number nine. Bad Bunny's number 10. It's the top ten... They're American. Yeah.

Top ten highest grossing live concert tours. This is of 2023, not of the summer. But still. Yeah. Because the weekend just did the most people. people that have ever been in Milan, the most people that have ever been out to a weekend of shows in London. Like, his show's crazy.

Yeah, this is stupid. Let's do, we got another ad, right? Yeah, let's do, let's do an ad, then let's do a... Why do people like Taylor Swift so much? What is it about her? She's talented in music. Is she? She's talented music.

She also speaks for a generation. Yeah, there's a lot of white people. They'll make it hit. I also think that, I mean, I've, been forced to listen to her entire catalog. I don't think musically she stands out. None of the songs stick with me, but there's no denying the impact she has on.

Cap. No, let me finish. Let me finish. I think what it is is she talks about young romance in a way that's so much different than a lot of the hip hop out there, which is all. She's really relatable. Sex, like, super explicit.

Which one? I knew you were trouble when you walked. Listen, we could play, we did this on Flagrant. We could play 20 Taylor songs that you know every word to the chorus. Without even realizing you do. You as well. I don't think they're great songs. I don't think they're great songs.

But there's no question that kids, teenagers relate to her in a way that's undeniable. Especially white girls. And I'm going to tell you something else that she did that we don't, I don't know if it's something to give credit for, but she absolutely played the sympathy card with that remake album. When she re-recorded all her masters, you know what I mean? Like she really made it look like.

Sympathy is her game. That's what I'm saying. Like when you read the fine details of that situation, nobody stole her publicity. Not even close. The Scoot didn't even gave her the opportunity to buy it that. And her dad even got paid. They all got paid from it. But she re-recorded her songs, put that album out.

That's kind of what propelled this summer tour. Yeah. If we're being honest. You know what I mean? Because it had everybody reintroduced to the songs that they absolutely love 100%. Yeah, she, that has been flipped and chopped and screwed in a way to make Scoot to look bad. And if you actually look into it, it's not even close. Like, it's really not even close.

So Ed Shearing and Elton John have the biggest toys on record. Here's why Beyonce and Taylor Swift could beat them. That's insane. Damn. I want to see Ed Sharon the show. Yeah, I want to see Ed. I saw him at the Garden out twice and I was fucking unbelievable. He would love for y'all to come out.

You know, you listen to Brewing idiots. Well, shout out to you, Ed. You were fantastic at Madison Square Garden when I saw you many years ago. My geys are. Do you know when he's back in New York? Now, he just left. He did MetLife. He had the highest attendance ever at MetLife to someone.

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based on your top keywords, our most popular products and content. Hedgesquetsbase.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use off the code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Now, let's get back to this show. Taylor's a sellout, yo. What Taylor do? The fact that she didn't even remotely try to stick up for her namesake,

Taylor fucking Swift. I know. You got way more comments. Your mama named you. Taylor after Taylor Swift. She did. Yo, it's the truth. Yo.

You do it more in common with Taylor Swift than Beyonce. Either my mother or father, stop. Oh, that's different. Because I was named after my great grandma, so stop. Your great grandma? Your great grandma was named after Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift. How old is she? Is she a clone? She's a time traveler. You think you just get that successful by being here before? She's been here before. Wrote all those songs over century.

You got to put them all out. Exactly. I know you were trouble when you walked in. Shame. you right now. Give us another one. She's a very sweet girl. I'm not here before, but.

What you met Taylor Swift at? At the station. I never forget when Taylor Swift first came out. And we were new to MTV. And me and Duvall was up at, it was up at Times Square. And it was all these kids going crazy. And we were like, who the fuck is that?

And you're like, you don't know Taylor Swift is? And Duval was like, just like you don't know. Goochy man is. He's right, though. Thanks. Taylor Swift wasn't the time.

What else we got? Zussamaskin-Nidious Taylor. Let's see what we got here. Have you seen the clone Tyrone yet? No, good? I enjoyed it. I watched it a few times. Really?

Yeah. I need to watch it. Broker PJ said, based off the movie, they clone Tyrone, would you let your clone live or kill it? Hmm. Depending on what the purpose of the clone,

was. Depends on what purpose the clone served. You know? There's been a lot of movies about cloning recently, man. It makes you think it's not even just they clone Tyrone. Even what they did in Secret Invasion was like very interesting. We can do it. We can clone.

Oh, I believe so. We've done it with animals. We can do it. Like it's the ability to clone is present. Yeah. Why did they stop after they did the sheep? I think that that was the concern. Actually, I don't know if they've 100% stop because you can clone your dog. So, like, I think Ellen has had the same dog three times or four times.

Yeah. Why the fuck does she keep me having to get a new dog? Well, it dies. What did you think? I know. What did I think? Yeah, I know. I thought.

I thought. Oh. What did you think, actually? Now I want to know. Oh, hilarious. What? Does it tell you? No,

it makes more sense if she clone her cat, right? Because if her cat died multiple times, you know why. Ellen definitely won't more pussy. She probably ate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes more sense. Oh, man. What the person he says,

What is your favorite potato creation? Easy call, man. Come on, yeah. Why are we even talking about this? French fries. That's it. It's not even close. You're not even fucking close, bro.

Come on, yeah. It's worth the arteries. What you say? Nah. French fries is hard to resist. French fries is the one you eat and you're like, man, you know what I mean? That's crazy, yo.

You're going to put the potato chip up with the French fry? The French fry got everything the potato chip got and it got stuff in the side to squish. That's right. It gives you all the feels. It gives you all the feel. flavor. It gives you all the warmth. Tablet chips ain't even got any warmth. Don't even mention

potato chips. That's the harder thing for me to resist, yo. It's potato chips. I mean. I mean. I mean. You know what I know. I know. We're dealing with coronary artery issues and shit like that. How many arteries you need, really? Man, man. That's what I think every time I ask. Don't nothing make me feel like more of a sucker. Dan?

Then? Then ordering a goddamn Beyond burger with a side salad. Shit. Yeah, that shit sounds super whack. Man. That shit sounds super whack. A beyond burger with a side salad. Asking my wife if she won't french fries because she got a zero, zero on her calcium test. You know what I'm saying?

Just so that the fries can beat it so I can just take one. You know what I mean? You can't just take one, brook, one. Once that salt hits your lips. Ooh. The best fries. Now we're talking. Are we going about fast food?

I'm going to be honest with Joe. Be honest with Joe. Be honest with Joe. I had Chick-fil-A fries Friday. I did. I had Chick-fil-A fries last Friday. I had Chick-fil-A fries. I was in the airport.

You got to do better. I was in the airport. I was in Dallas, leaving Dallas. And I was hungry as shit. I could have got a salad. But I got 12 grilled nuggets and a side of large waffle fries. And them shit was good as a motherfucker. Fast food.

Nah. Fast food. Honestly, I like Wendy's. You're right. I like Wendy's. Come on. Nah, bro.

Are you about to say what I think you're about to say? No, no, no. I'm talking about it. Oh, he likes McDonald's. McDonald's got the best fries. If we just gone off the prize. I agree with you. What's the other fast food that black people like?

I'm like Wendy's, man. You know why I like Wendy's? I have a nostalgic feeling with Wendy's because when I used to take my grandmother into town, she used to always want to go to Wendy's. And she used to want her fries hot. So to me, Wendy's represents the ultimate comfort food. They changed, once they don't sell the yellow,

yellow bag where the fries come in in Wendy's, that's when... What was to say they were McDonald's? Once McDonald's started, stopped frying their fries and trans fat. they didn't taste the same. They used to fry them in the fact. I was listening to Malcolm Gladwell did a whole podcast about it. They still slap.

Yeah, they're still really good. What about five guys? Five guys, yeah. Too greasy. You know, and they give you a lot. People think I'm really off with this, so I'm not going to push back if you guys don't think. But I like the in and out fries.

I fuck with it and out fries. They're soggy. They don't have the crunch, the crisp that the McDonald's has. You never had in and out before? I fuck with it enough fries. Oh my God. next time we go to LA, you have to have been it out. That's, I think, the best fast food burger.

No, fuck with it. No, about checkers fries. That's what, that's what it was. I've been making money a long time. I would never. That's what I'm saying. Checkers fries. He's fucking talking about pot.

That's what everyone always says. All the black people are talking about impoverished potatoes. Yeah, y'all are saying your friends are four. That's what he said. You said your poor-ass friends. Don't have brand new. Don't have brand new. You poor assholes.

Don't have brand-new. I've never eaten that checkers in my life. Really? Never. Not saying. I'm not a fan checkers. Trust me. I'm just saying.

Adrian Ortiz underscore 12 says, what's the wildest thing you want to do before your movie ends? I don't like what he said that shit. What's the wildest thing you want to do before your movie is? I feel less inclined to do wilds. I got a couple years. Say what? Yeah,

but hurry up. I know. But I feel as I get older, less inclined to do wild shit. And like when you're younger, you want to do this wild risk-taking things, then when life gets good, you want to, like, enjoy and indulge in as much as you can. Now, I'm not talking about, like, yes, I do want to live super long, but, like, the moments that you really like, if it's being on an guilla or being in

a mulfe or be at the beach, like you're just like, how do I stretch these moments out as long as I possibly can? But that's the beauty of growing up, right? And that's the beauty of living. Yes. Because all the wild shit that we thought was fun really wasn't fun. It just gave us excitement. It gave us excitement. And by the way, we had nothing else to do. Yeah, we were bored. So we wanted that exciting feeling. But then when you experience joy and you experience relaxation. Yes.

I think it's just about like, how can I sustain those moments as long as possible? Chris just came back from fucking Barcelona. Me too. Oh, you're in Barcelona too, Alex. Yeah. What's the in-laws? Oh, where, why? You're not your in-law yet.

No, man. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But you just got to put that in perspective. People like to say, don't let him be slick. Make sure he jumped that fucking broom. Yep, exactly. Are you jumping a broom?

No, not yet. What's that mean? Jump in the broom. That's the black people thing. Taylor is part of one care, man. What he's talking about? What's jumping the broom? I'm asking if he's going to jump.

Nobody actually jumps the broom, do they? But what does it mean? Really? Yes. The last thing you can do a wedding with somebody jump the broom. My best friend. That was a ghetto ass when it was. It wasn't ghetto.

It wasn't ghetto. They were quick on our feet sometimes. I know. It was my best. I'm serious. She jumped the broom? Why? She's a witch. Can you explain what the fuck this is?

We couldn't, we had to jump the room when we were in slavery. You had to jump a broom? I don't believe that's it. When we were, where we were in? You sure about this one? I don't believe this one. When we were in slavery, they couldn't. When we were in slavery and we used to play quidditch professionally.

No. No, but I'm saying like it was supposed to be a secret. So that was. Huh? It says the act symbolized. is a new beginning and a sweeping away of the past and can also signify the joining of two families are awful a respectful nod to family ancestors.

In fact, even after slavery ended, some descendants still chose to jump the broom to validate their marriage in lieu of having an efficient. She said, thank you, but you was totally wrong. You said slavery, just because you said the worst. You said after slavery. You said active slavery. You were totally wrong.

What Taylor was trying to say is the practice, The practice is documented as a marriage ceremony for enslaved people in the southern United States during the 1840s and 1850s who are often not permitted to marry legally. That's not still not what you said. Why? What would I say then? None of that. All you said, they were slaves. That's it.

I didn't say they were slaves. You said it. You did say a derive from slavery. No. Can I get an apology? Thank you. You name is half right. I hate you.

Hate me? What did I do? I really hate all you. Scrow down. What did I do? I was ignoring you. I don't know. I just look at my phone.

You was at the bro. Let's do two more, Taylor game. Does Charlemagne still pay only the past doing his cell phone bill? You already know. Bullshit. I don't believe you still do that. I don't believe it. You already know.

You have a business manager that's paying your bills guarantee. I'll fire her if she pays that whole bill. You know what I'm saying? You cannot do that. Why would you pay the whole bill? Don't know what I'm saying? Don't ever assume I want my whole bill paid. Pizza Jones, this is a good one.

How many glizzies do you think he could guzzle in 10 minutes? I saw a video. I saw a video. This is two dudes. And one dude is feeding the glizzy to the other dude. Right? Did you see his video? And he's like feeding it to him like overhand.

It's super wild. And the other dude without using his hands, he tends over, takes a bite of the glizzy. And their homies fill them in. And they both look up and they're like, oh shit. And the one dude starts to go, nah, nah, we're brothers. It's different. It's okay since we're brothers

That shit Was amazing That don't mean nothing After seeing the island boys Tung each other down So that's true Island boys change the game For brothers

Brothers fuck For what we saw How many glisses You think you could take down 10 minutes Yeah, two But Two

I can do 20 glizzies in 10 minutes Nah 30 seconds of glizzy It's also about How much can you Like feel Oh I was feeding for glizzies one day last weekend.

Not last weekend. A weekend before last. Phena for glizzies. Prime work. Okay. Man. I ordered turkey glizzies with the vegetarian chili. Oh, wow.

And the wheat hot dog buns. How they go on the grill? All them shit was so fucking good. Really? Oh, my God, man. Did you ever just go no bun? You never go glissies. I like the chili.

What's the chili going to be on? You know what I'm saying? Let you eat off a plate. Then that's just pork and bean. You know? What about What about glissing no bun, no chili, little mayo at the tip?

Ew. I can't fuck with that. Nah? Ah, damn, why not? Really? That's nasty. Um, Crock Cephella says, have you ever saved somebody's life?

Define that. I mean, check, I don't know, yeah, I guess you could say that. You saved Alex's life? I saved Alex's life. But he would have lived. He did save your life. He did save your life.

He did save him. Yes, he did. Yeah, they forget, yeah. You didn't say him. He saved your life. How would you have gotten out? Exactly. He was still be locked up.

How would you have gotten out? Alex. He shortened my sentence. He was a fugitive. He was done, bro. They won't keep him locked up, bro. You were a political prisoner. You were fucked up, I was going to do one to three months.

You was one more month away from Gwisie Godwin. How long was he in there for? 28 days. I swear it was like three months. You know 30 days, you got a glass of Gobble Ghibies. 30 days, they start. making foreigners gobble glitzies, man. You didn't know that?

That is a fact, bro. Shok got you all right in the dick, he saved your fucking life. Now you save my life. You probably had to fight for your life in there because you, would you have done it? 30 days in? Wait,

fight for my life or which one? Hold on. You almost got me there. Wait. He hits you with the Iron Man, bro. Hold on, scroll back up, Taylor. It was one I wanted to do. Let's do one.

more. This is the great one. Producer Omega says one's got to go along with all of their movies. Leonardo DiCaprio are Tom Hanks. Oh, God, damn. Easy fucking call.

It is, but... Easy call. It is, but you're still going to be upset that you don't have those DeCaprio movies. Nope. Nope. Come on, catch me if you can. No.

Love inception. Love inception. Love it. Nope. Love Wolf Wall Street. That's like my favorite movie. Love it. Love it. But you can't go without Forrest Gump. Come on, man.

You can't go without Big. Big. Come on, man. I can go without Big. No, big is classic, bro. You can't go without Castaway, bro. Cascaway's crazy. Come on, man.

You can't go without, the man without, a man without Otto was a tearjerker for me. A man named Otto, but I could go without it. I'm trying to, like. Philadelphia, bro. Y'all don't like big? Y'all don't like big, yo. Big is fucking fantastic.

No. Pull up Tom Hink's catalog. You know, you really making me. No, question this whole shit. Nah, bro. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. All the toy stories, bro. Oh, shit.

What are we talking about here, bro? Oh, good point. Toy story. What are we talking about, yo? Come on, yo. Come on, man. Come on, man. No, there's not many.

There's a bunch. This shit is fired. The Vinci Code. The Vinci Code was fire. Pull up Leo. Hold on one second. Let me see if we got a couple more. No.

Come on, stop. Road to Perdition. Green Mile. Come on, man. Keep going. Come on, man. Scroll down some more, Taylor. Damn, we lose.

Catch me if you can. Sleepless in Seattle? Fucking Splash! You're out of your fucking mind. We're not getting rid of Splash, bro. I ain't never seen that. You know what I'm saying? Spass was, man.

Save him Private Ryan. Now, save it private Ryan. Turn in fucking hooch. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah, you really saying the whack ones loud. Yeah. You didn't like Flash?

Just go over him. me before you put the ump for it. What else? First of all, let's also be clear about one other thing. You're talking about the greatest act of all fucking nine. Get up. Get up Leonardo Caprio. Show some goddamn respect. I don't know about that. I'm talking about rewatchability. Wow. Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of Wall Street, great. Love it. Love don't look up. Inception, crazy. Love it. Tijuana. Oh, what's that ship in Boston? The Boston one, the departed. Crazy. Blood Diamond, crazy.

Blood Diamond was crazy. Gangs in New York. Gangs in New York. Romeo and Juliet. Nah. Yes, bro. Hank's, bro. Keep it.

Nah, I'm keeping. Bro, I'm who my a house. You're really not. How many old movies do you rewatch all the time? I'd rather rewatch some of these Leo joints than the time. What do you rewatch now? The Departed out. Inception, I watch Mad Times.

Departive. That's on. You run it. Wolf of Wall Street, let it go. Fuck a Wolf of Wall Street. Keep going. Django Fire. Hanks, bro.

Come on, man. Yo, all I got to say, it's closer than when we thought. It's not. Catch me if you can is both of them, so we lose it. But not. It's closer than what we thought.

You got to get rid of Leo for Titanic alone. Oh, my God, Titanic. Hate it. Yeah, you hate it. Never liked Titanic. I think you would like that movie where the white people canceling. No, I just never like Titanic.

I never like Titanic. I never liked Titanic. You like, y'all really like Titanic? I like that movie was great. It was an excellent movie. He smoked her out in the model. Yeah, I know. Come on, bro.

Fogged up the windows. Y'all ain't like that's your favorite part? Oh, hell yeah. Y'all threw her in his dog, bro. He threw in a dog. He's okay to admit that y'all didn't really like Titanic. He was on a glass. He was throwing it back.

When he was crazy. Yeah. He was crazy to admit y'all really didn't like Titanic, yo. It wasn't. Especially the ending. The scene when he's painting her. Like, come up. That shit is overrated is fuck.

It was. Nah, it isn't. painted her then he painted her. Titanic was garbage. Titanic was garbage. Basketball diaries. Basketball diaries, bro.

No. Hanks, bro. The beach. Yeah, no, I'm going to leave it. It might be Leo, bro. Well, what about who's a better acting? Tom Hanks. No, Tom better acting, but in terms of the catalog,

Hank. You don't even, this is how great Tom is. You don't even know the directors of his movies, bro. That motherfucker can take a bum and win a bum and Oscar. Leo is brilliant. Don't get me wrong. Absolutely amazing actor, but he does

his best work when he has a genius director as well. That's right. I don't know who directed half of these fucking Tom Hanks movies. Tom Hanks is the... Leo needs a seed, bro. Leo need a seed if we're going to have a real conversation. But look at Leo's roster, though. Leo's roster is bananas.

Leo's roster is bananas. I bet you Tom Hanks is better. We just don't know it. He's been married for Madlo. Stop it, stop it. You're acting crazy right now. I bet you Tom Hanks rostered better. No way. No.

Yo. Tom was the first one to go down with COVID, right? Like, side. Forget it. He took it. He took it. Yeah, he's not ready.

No, bro. Leo's like the University of Alabama, man. He was the best recruits going through Leo. He was the sacrifice. Yo, the money paid. Come on, bro. Stop it.

All right. Put you on talk about. I got to go. I got to get out of here. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think, we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too, it's a

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