The Brilliant Idiots - FDA WrongBoy
Episode Date: January 6, 2023Your favorite Brilliant Idiots are back for the new year and getting ready for the new changes to come. But first Charlamagne and Andrew caught up with eachother about what they did over the holiday, ...and unfortunately Andrew spent only some of his time enojoying the sun in Costa Rica, and the other half on the toilet. Lets just say Andrews stomach and third world food does not mix. Moreover, Charlamagne spent his New Years in Ghana where he completely took advatange of the night life out there, and even hints at possibly taking the Brilliant Idiots to the motherland! Afterwards, they discusss some of this weeks news such as Damar Hamlins condition after the unfortuante incident that occured during the Bengals vs Bills game. They also discussed the passing of Barbara Walters and her savage interview style. Lastly, it would not be a true episode if they did not answer some thier listeners "Ask an Idiot" questions ***************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Let's start the show.
Hezzy.
Sharla, welcome back, bro.
Man, man, man, nice long break.
I'm still on break.
I don't go back to breakfast club until the knife.
Oh, wow.
When you're going to go back to work?
I'm back.
Are you back in the clubs and everything?
Yeah.
We were recording pods.
yesterday. Okay. I'm going up tonight. So yeah.
Are you doing that? Okay. Okay. Okay. How was
the Christmas vacation? How was New Year's? You went to...
I was in Costa Rica and Columbia. I got sick in both countries.
Really?
Yep. Food? Food, probably.
Really? Yeah. There was a virus going around though. Like that RSV shit?
I don't know. I don't know. Is that what it was? What's it called?
It's called being in the third world, Charler, man. That's what it's called. It's called my stomach is built for FDA-approved food.
That process shit. I need process. You need process?
I need pesticides.
I need all that shit.
I don't want none of your natural nonsense.
I'm talking about organic shit.
Fuck your organic, bro.
I love Costa Rica.
The people were great.
Columbia,
the people were great.
It was amazing.
But don't get me none of your natural food, bro.
You know it's so funny.
Americans always complain about the food in other countries.
And it's like,
it's because you're not used to eating natural shit.
Not because we made it better.
Think about this.
Think about this.
It might shorten your lifespan.
But it tastes great.
Who lives less than that?
You think that they living longer than us?
Yeah.
Ain't no way, bro.
Only in Japan or some shit.
I don't know, bro.
I didn't see one old Costa Rican.
Really?
I didn't see one old Costa Rican.
I didn't see one old Colombian.
I'll just be honest with you, I didn't see like old old.
Like you see like on a park bench,
he's watching construction or some shit.
I didn't see none of that.
I saw young ones.
Yeah.
They were looking cool, excited, whatever.
But I know me, for example, and you know me,
I love traveling.
I love other cultures.
I love digesting.
It's so much fun for me.
I love digesting.
You know what?
I didn't know I said that.
I do love digesting.
I can't do that shit over there.
I'm not going to stop traveling,
but I'm not going to eat none of their shit no more.
If it's not FDA, I don't eat that shit.
Really?
Because this is how great FDA is.
It don't even have to be food.
It don't even have to be food.
Remember what was the goddamn?
What was the goddamn company?
Subway.
Remember the bread was made out of yoga mats?
The bread was made out of yoga match and the meat wasn't really.
I don't think.
Yeah.
Also.
It's like that with Wendy's too.
I don't know if it's Wendy's.
Hilarious connection that it's only Indians that on Subways and their fucking bread is made out of yoga mats.
Man, shut up, man.
I don't even know if you hear that's true.
That's what it sounded.
These Indians are slick, bro.
But even the nuggets, the nuggets are like pink paste.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But that shit.
Think about how great FDA is.
It actually, it works, bro.
Like, you can eat it and you're good.
That is something to that, though, you know, that you say, you say,
You didn't see no old coastery.
You don't see old people when you travel, bro.
Did you notice that?
But you know, it's interesting because when we growing up.
America is the only country with old people.
But our parents ate pork.
You know what I mean?
What's wrong with pork, bro?
They say it's everything.
They take milk.
Pork is bad until you...
Pork is bad until you FDA.
If you take pork and you FDA,
think about green paste ain't good until you have the end.
Right?
Like, green paste is bad or pig paste, whatever.
And then if you FDA, it's good.
Oh, man.
We need to do that study.
I need to know if America's,
because I saw that people are living less now.
Yeah, they're dying at like 70.
But you know why?
Where do people go retire?
Coast of fucking Rica.
Columbia, probably.
They leave in America to retire, right?
All these Americans go into other countries.
When Americans stay here, they're old, bro.
You might, there might be something to do that.
I would like to see the statistics.
FDA, bro.
It's that simple.
Man.
Just think about it.
Pesticides?
Have you ever tried?
You can't even drink.
the water another car.
Isn't that crazy?
The water,
bro.
The shit that comes from the earth.
Because that's not FDA.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
FDA water is the best.
No, the fact that they tell you
only drink bottle water,
there's something to do that
another country.
Like, that shouldn't make you a little bit scared?
Yeah.
And then I'm supposed to go,
oh, is just the water this bad?
Yeah.
Whatever's in the water,
gonna be in the fucking chicken tender
is going to be in the other rapists,
the empanadas?
But it ain't nothing like watching
a goddamn goat get killed right in front of you.
A little cute goat just walking around.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Then somebody snatched that goat up and, you know, kill it and then we digest it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know? I like that.
Yeah.
If there's just a stage where the FDA looks after what you just killed.
I like, I just need one little step where the FDA goes, all right.
Like, you don't think it's awesome that you can walk into any store in this fucking city right now and grab anything off the shelf.
At any season.
Yeah.
But at any season, it don't matter.
Yeah.
Any season, you get avocados in fucking July.
Which is silly.
you know.
But is it, is it silly?
Or is it FDA?
I'm with you.
You're saying, I get what you're saying.
You like GMO approved.
Is that what is GMO approved?
GMO, HGB.
HGB?
You know, hey, whatever, FDA, whatever three letters, I fucks with it.
Oh, man.
I fucks with it.
That means it's safe to eat and drink.
How was your experience other than the food, though?
You don't have an experience when you're sick.
You was sick?
Like, you were sick.
sick. I had beautiful few days, and then once you get sick, it just saps all your energy. Wow. I thought
you just meant like you had like the runs or something. No, bro, I had to leave New Year's at 1130.
No. So you ain't even get to the, see the ball drop? Nope. Like what kind of stick? Like nauseous, sweats, like.
You know what it was? It's like literally you cannot do any, it, it saps all of your energy, your entire body. Even right now, I look pathetic.
Well, I thought it was the mustache, but. I was fit in it. I was fitting it. I was. I was fitting it.
I ain't gonna lie. I was spitting in.
I was with my people when I...
That's why they were surprised I got sick
when they saw his mustache.
They were like, you are from here, bro.
You don't get sick when you eat this food.
You don't have to take no pills in that?
Because before I left a guy and I had to do a yellow fever shot.
And I'm still taking malaria pills now.
You got to take a yellow fever shot?
Yeah, I had to do a yellow fever shot.
And then you had to do two malaria pills before you left.
Chris ain't never taken a yellow fever shot.
Chris wouldn't have a life
Hey Chris wouldn't have a life without yellow
Fias
Best thing to happen to him and his life is that fever, bro
Spike Ye made that movie
Yeah
I got yellow fever
You know it's crazy
You didn't even have to change his name
But no, you know, I had to do the yellow fever shot
I had to take malaria pills two days before I left
God damn.
Take them every day while I'm there,
and you got to take them
until the prescription that's gone.
Why those mosquitoes out there got malaria,
but the ones we got here don't.
Man, I didn't even really get bit by no mosquitoes.
They had the bans that you had the way
to keep the mosquitoes.
I didn't.
Isn't that crazy?
Did their mosquitoes got malaria?
Our mosquitoes don't.
I don't know if all I don't.
They don't.
Really?
I've been bitten the fuck up.
Malaria spread by mosquitoes.
I don't know.
Yeah, mosquitoes.
But why is their mosquitoes got malaria
or mosquitoes don't?
I don't know.
You know why.
Why?
FDA.
Man, shut up.
You don't think the FDA will let us
mosquitoes carry all that malaria around here in America?
You got rid of all the organic mosquitoes.
Done.
Put GMO mosquitoes in for the ecosystem.
Nobody gets malaria.
All good.
I'm with it.
Come on.
God damn, did you drink like that again?
Fucking A, man.
Were you on his single for that one?
Oh, my Lord.
Why you wrap your goddamn lips around the whole thing?
I mean, holy, you don't got to make a.
it halfway down a bottle.
Don't sip water, bro.
Come on, let me see how you do.
You know, we eight minutes and you try to make
Gay Magazine again.
This is how most people take a sip of water, right?
Even Trump.
Nah.
You're doing it wrong.
You're doing it wrong.
See, I take goats.
Yo.
Sorry.
That's crazy.
Yo.
I take ghosts.
Yo.
Is it what?
Whoa.
Taylor said it's a big hole versus.
the Poland Spring.
What?
I don't know what you talking about over there, Taylor.
I don't know what you talk about over there, all right?
No.
But listen, listen, that's my vacation.
We learned some things about me.
I had a great fucking time.
It was awesome.
Shout out to Luis, who just showed us so much love in Columbia.
Luis.
Shout out to the people of Costa Rica.
I had the best time.
It was so much fun surfing.
And it was just,
I just loved it.
My wife was miserable, but that's fine.
Oh, you went there with a surf?
I went there for the first surf.
I'll never do that again.
I never go on a vacation with my wife where she has
no interest in the place.
That's a bad recipe for disaster.
Absolutely.
You always got to ask your wife, where do you want to go?
At least can we both want to go?
You got to have one thing that you want to do there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So.
That's true.
And it was just, she was going to shopping for her or nothing?
Nothing, bro.
No food recipes you could learn.
No, that's the thing.
Even the restaurants were all right.
But I was waiting for one.
She decided to go ziplining once.
And I was like, okay, at least there's a thing that you could do,
zip lining.
That's a recipe for disaster that's ziplining.
a surfer but don't like the zip line?
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you limit your wrist take.
I almost died serpent, bro.
And I had a premonition about that.
No, man.
Yes, 100%.
No, no, no.
What do you mean a premonition?
On the flight down, I was like,
I think my leash is going to break on my board.
But that's probably just a common thing you think.
It's a common thing, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I go to get my rental board and I look at the leash.
And the leash, the Velcro is like worn as hell.
Yeah.
And I'm like, whoa, that's crazy that I had that premonition on a flight.
And now I get this worn as hell leash.
I go, bro, let me get a different leash.
Yeah.
I get a different leash.
I go surfing the next day.
I'm caught in this fucking riptide.
You know what that is where it just brings you out.
Yeah.
I'm absolutely exhausted in serving for two hours.
Literally my arms.
I can't move anymore.
I'm like, I don't have any more energy, okay?
A wave comes.
I'm like, I'm about to take this shit in.
I take the wave.
I try to do a move, jump off my board.
My board gets pulled by some fucking white water.
Another wave comes.
I dive onto it.
My board gets pulled and all of a sudden I don't feel my board no more.
Wow.
I'm in a riptide.
I look my board's over there
I got no energy left
I'm like I either gotta swim my ass off
for that fucking board
if I don't get that board
I'm drowned
if I don't get my board
I'm fucking drown
I go I swim
I fucking another wave comes
finally I get my board
and I go and I finally do it
but how crazy it is that I had a premonition
that the leash was gonna snap
I changed the leases
so it wouldn't snap
and the new lease snap
Yikes
Isn't that scary a little bit
That's why that's why
anxiety is like
well your brain
in general, because I always say your thoughts become things.
And what causes anxiety a lot of the times is like we think about the worst possible
thing that could happen.
And then when it happens, we drive ourselves crazy because we like, I did that to myself.
I'm psyched.
I don't think you.
I just think that's a natural thing to think.
I would be thinking that if I was like, as soon as you say, you want to go serve, I'd be
thinking all the worst possible things that could happen.
I do that too.
I go, I'm like Dr. Strange with that.
I got a million different fucking scenarios.
I work out every single one.
I don't know why this least shit popped out.
Yeah.
Anyway, but I had a fucking great time surfing.
It was awesome.
Costa Rica is a fascinating country.
Like, fascinating.
I'm going to go.
Yeah, you should check it out.
It is so cool.
Okay, but I want to hear about Ghana.
We went to Ghana, man.
You know, Ghana.
I wanted to go to Ghana for the last couple of years.
Why Ghana specifically?
I was going to go to the Doi and No Return in 2020.
What is that?
The Doord No Return is where the slaves, you know, that was the last place they
walked out of before they boarded the ships.
to, you know, be sent throughout the despora for enslavement, you know, whether it's,
and if I'm explaining this, right, not just America.
I'm pretty sure that it was the Caribbean and everywhere else.
Yep, South America, Central America, North America.
You know, so I just wanted to go to Ghana for the past couple years because everybody was just
telling me how amazing Ghana was.
Like, literally, everybody's like, oh, the nightlife is crazy.
The food is crazy.
You know, you did your ancestry test.
You're 97% West African.
Like, that's where you, you know, should go.
And so I was just like, you know what?
Why not bring in New Year's in Ghana?
Plus, you know, in Belly, right?
Like, you know, I did this for the culture because belly didn't have the money to shoot in Africa.
You know?
People forget that at the end of belly, Nas and Teabas was in Africa, but it was just a voiceover on New Year's Eve.
You know?
So as I was there, I kept thinking that, especially on New Year's Eve, I'm like, yo, this is what they couldn't afford to do.
Wow.
Right?
So I just wanted to go.
And it was absolutely positively incredible.
Now, since you started off with the worst thing.
about the trip. I'll start off with the worst thing
about the trip. The service.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean by that? The service.
They don't get service. Let me tell you something.
No, no, no. I ain't talking about phone service. I'm talking about
service. Yeah, yeah, they don't get it. Yeah. Let me tell you something
about service in Ghana. Yeah.
It is the nicest, most terrible service
you will ever receive. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to. These people
are so nice. These people are so
loving. When they say, when they say
welcome home, they really mean
that shit. Do you ever walk into your parents' house?
And they're like, oh, happy to see you. Yeah. But ain't nobody
doing shit for you? Yes, yeah.
You have to go do everything that, you know, they're not going to fix you plate.
The service is terrible, but they're so nice about it that you can't even be.
Yeah, yeah.
So.
But then you also, you're like, well, this is why your economy is like this.
I guess.
You know what I mean?
I mean, if you're trying to be a service industry, you know what I mean?
I don't, I don't know.
But that is one thing that you even hear people from Ghana talk about.
They talk about, like, that is something that we have to tighten up,
especially being that we're getting so, such an influx of tourists, not just from America.
America, but from Europe, there's so many black people from so many different places going to Ghana.
You know what I mean?
It's not a Ghanian problem.
In Colombia, I saw the same thing.
Really?
It's like, I have to have a check four different times before I got it.
Really?
Four different, can I have the check?
Can I have the check?
I'm trying to pay you.
Yeah, but the check is fine, but when you got to wait two and a half hours for food.
Oh, no, that's great.
Three hours for food.
No, that's true.
And this is when I was told to come to this place because it would be prompt service.
Oh, wow.
But other than that, yeah, if you're waiting, I can't imagine.
Imagine how long the other people are waiting.
They don't care who you are.
They do.
You think so?
I think they do.
I mean, because you're an ambassador for the country.
You're going to talk about your experience to all these other people.
You're going to convince them to potentially go.
I still had a great time.
I mean, I put it like this, the wait is worth it.
I only had that experience in one restaurant.
Every other time I had the wait, it was like room service.
And then once you get the, once you understand that they move on their own time, then you just.
What time would you call that?
Shut up.
I did think.
I said that a few time.
What you said?
I did say.
I said, it's good to know that this universe.
You know what I did say that?
I did say that a few times.
I did say that a few times.
But, you know, other than that, man,
it was an incredible experience.
I think everybody should, you know, go whether you're black,
whether you're white, whatever,
just because, like, even the slave castles, man.
Slave castles?
Yeah, it's too.
It's Cape Coast Castle and it's, what is it called?
L. L.
Look it up for me, Taylor.
I didn't go to that one.
I went to the Cape Coast Castle,
El Mena.
I think it's El Mena Castle.
Okay.
And it's just like, it's really slave dungeons, you know.
So it shows you where the slaves were held captive, the female dungeons, the male dungeons, the dungeons that they sent the unruly slaves who they could not get to, you know, compromise or conform in any way, shape, or form.
They would just literally throw them in this slave, this one dungeon, and you don't come out to you, die.
They don't feed you, they don't give you nothing to drink, it's completely dark, nothing.
And they packed, you know, a bunch of slaves in there.
That one was so crazy because, like, my daughter, my seven-year-old,
she had a visceral reaction to that dungeon.
Like, we went to a bunch of other dungeons.
But that one specific dungeon where they say people,
this is where you went, you know, to die.
Like, when she got in there, like, she was just like,
yo, I'm scared.
And she just started grabbing on people's legs.
And my four-year-old daughter was putting her prayer hands together.
And I just, it's just interesting how energy is, like how you can feel it.
But people go to those slave castles,
and they always feel like everybody that I've heard,
they always say they go and they cry and, you know,
they're sad and they're upset.
And I can understand that, but I didn't have that experience.
I left feeling inspired.
Why?
Because those people withstood all of that
and they survived.
And I probably wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Like I wouldn't be here if they didn't live through those conditions.
You know what I'm saying?
And like, you know, you hear both stories, right?
You hear stories about the slaves who rebel, the slaves who fought back,
the slaves who decided, you know, they did to kill themselves, whatever,
the enslaved who decided to kill themselves.
But there's some that just went through that process.
They went through that whole process.
They got on those slave ships.
They came over here and I probably wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them, you know?
So it just left me feeling kind of like inspired.
I look at those stories as stories of survival.
You know, as sad as they are, as tragic as they are.
I look at those stories as stories of survival.
So, you know, I thoroughly enjoyed Ghana.
And it's interesting to me how South Carolina and Ghana,
the country of Ghana, looks so similar.
Like, as I'm going to places like the waterfall or, you know,
even going to the castles or going to where slaves took their last bath,
you're going down these long dirt roads.
you know, you're going through these woods.
I'm like, yo, this, I'm literally looking like,
yo, this looks like South Carolina.
You're seeing kids run through the woods.
Clothes on the line.
It looks like South Carolina in the 80s.
It looks like how I grew up.
Like literally, the houses, you know,
with the tin roofs and the wood that doesn't look the best,
look like it could fall apart at any moment.
But I'm like, yo, that's how my grandma house looked.
That's how my grandma's brothers' houses look.
Like, literally it looked like South Carolina.
So it just all makes sense when you think to yourself like,
man, I'm 97% West African.
When the International African American Museum that we're building in Charleston, South Carolina,
that's built opening up this year, it sits on Gadsden's Wharf.
And when you look at Gadsden's Wharf, that port, it's a straight shot to West Africa.
And they say, like, over 60% of all enslaved Africans came through that port in Charleston.
So I don't know.
It was just a different connection for me, man.
And I, when you were there, is there like a historic?
historical account of the Ghanian people that were involved in the slave trade at all?
How did they reconcile that?
Like, do they know the families?
You know how, like, we know the descendants of slaves.
Like, today I saw a video where, like, Edward Norton, the actor found out that he was,
like, a descendant of a slave owner, right?
And there are different Americans that find out that they're, like, the descendants of
slave owners.
do they know
who the descendants of like
the slave sellers are over there
who like profited off the slave trade
and then how are they treated
based on that?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I've always heard of
Nigeria's involvement
in the slave trade.
I've never really heard of
I'm not saying it wasn't.
You know what I mean?
And I don't remember him speaking
about that on the trip.
That would have been a good question to ask.
I've never heard of Ghana's involvement
in the slave trade.
I'm not saying that they didn't.
I just don't know.
I've definitely heard
Nigeria's involvement in the slave trade.
But it must have been, right?
if they had the slave castles and stuff.
Like, I don't think those were built by the Ghanaians.
I thought those were built by the Portuguese, the Spanish.
I don't know.
I don't, I don't remember.
I mean, I was paying attention,
but I don't remember that one.
My assumption is there's probably some collaboration.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, for them, yeah, I'm sure.
I definitely know Nigeria had a heavy, heavy hand in the slave trade.
And where were they at in the woman king?
that was what did they say?
I thought it was Congo.
Where was it?
I thought it was the Congo.
You said Wakanda?
No, the Congo.
Oh, I'm so, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I don't know, I don't remember them speaking about that on the, um, on the,
I'm just curious if they have like, like, like we have like plantation homes here, right?
Which we know are homes that existed and were, you know, slave plantations.
Yeah, but they weren't built by the enslaved.
Well, I mean, they were.
They were built by the enslaved.
Yeah.
What I'm saying is, but, I guess.
what I'm saying is like we know what these things, who these were built by and what they made of
and like where the wealth was generated to create those homes. I wonder if there are these
lavish homes in places like Ghana and Nigeria that are the descendants of the African parts of the
slave trade. And then just how those people are viewed historically as, you know, I mean,
I think we look now like even the word plantation feels weird. I remember I had a friend who had like a
wedding in a plantation home.
That's like a common thing.
You have like a wedding in a plantation.
Like to me, it was like, oh, it's even weird to even have that in the name.
That is actually my dream to buy one.
Whoa.
Word up.
And then what?
I mean, a lot of them back up.
Shut up.
But a lot of those plantations still produce crops.
Wow.
A lot of them, like most of them, especially in South Carolina, they still produce crops right now.
So it's like, yo, it would be dope if you bought a plantation and then like, you know, you
took the money from those crops and, you know, like gave money back to the descendants of,
you know, those slaves.
Like, you go back and, because you can get the history, right?
You can get the history of the descendants of the enslaved people who lived on those plantations
and you start directing money from, you know, those crops from those plantations right to those
families.
Wow.
You know, that's something I've always, you know, I've thought about doing.
I've spoken to other, other of my good white conglomerates.
Oh, really?
About doing things like that.
And what do they say?
They would.
You know what I mean?
Actually, one of my white homies came to me with the idea.
You're never going to believe this.
So my friend Leonard called me and said,
we should get these plantations working again.
It's like, it's about time.
This guy's got some great ideas.
Yeah.
You're saying we should buy them all up and start them back up again.
I couldn't believe it.
But they haven't stopped.
I'm telling you some of these plantations still produce crops right now.
We could call them farms.
Yeah.
I would.
Yeah.
I don't change the name.
Of course, he's got a reprint.
Would you keep the house insane?
Depends what it looks like.
You wouldn't want to like just tear it down just because of its history.
Nah, I bring the good sister, Aunt Kelly.
I bring my Aunt Kelly there and stage that motherfucker out.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's not the house's fault.
The word.
The house didn't enslave the people.
Let the spirits know, you're all free to go now if y'all want to.
You know what I mean?
We got it from here.
You know, like when you buy a property that is cheaper,
because somebody died in it.
Yeah.
Most people like to, like, tear it down and, like,
I ain't never seen that.
You ain't got to take it.
I think it depends on what the house looks like.
If someone dies in Oprah's house,
nobody's like, nah, we have scrapped this whole shit.
That's right.
Keep it going, man.
That's right.
That's right.
But now go to Ghana.
You should go,
because that's a great question you asked.
And it's work,
yo, going just on those tours alone is worth it.
You didn't have any of that Meek Mills situation style stuff?
What do you mean?
Because I think he was in Ghana and then.
Oh, yeah, me and me was staying at the same hotel.
He got ready.
everybody had gone.
They called it
dirty December.
Dirty, Dirty December.
And like, I guess everybody just
goes during December.
Afrocon.
Afrocella, yeah, mind that.
Yeah, but I mean, it wasn't just Afrochella.
You had Afrochella.
You had Afro Nation.
And then Chances Festival,
the Black Star Line Festival.
I think that's this weekend.
And then you had like a bunch of conferences.
And like it was a bunch of,
it was just a lot going on.
But they call it Dirtye December.
Yeah.
So Meek was there performing at Afro Nation.
but you know meek me see people don't understand this about meek
meek speaks to a specific group of people
because that bike coach's shit is big damn there everywhere
you know what i mean so if you're a motorcycle guy a four-wheel of guy
and you know meek jumps on his bike and comes through your hood you like oh shit you know
and i mean they clearly like meek and gana but he's tapping into a specific
group of people like there was a moment i remember we pulled down
up to the hotel and it was just mad bikes because the hotel is gated so you can't get inside
but it was just mad bikes on the road to the hotel and I sat there thinking to myself I will never
like somebody this much. I will never like somebody this much when I'm sitting outside their hotel
you know waiting for them to pull up so I mean he he tapped right in to that bike culture and in Ghana
and I was even thinking about this just on some rap shit like is me the first rapper that was like
really in the bike culture?
No, DMX.
No, no, no.
I knew you was going to say that.
Rough ride is for sure.
But I ain't never saw DMX on the bike doing no tricks.
God bless the dead.
I never saw the locks on the bike doing no tricks.
That's very true.
That's Philly shit, right?
Yeah, like Meek is actually on the bike.
He's doing tricks.
He's got girls about to scrape their back.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're actually doing tricks.
So he's into the bike culture in a different way.
And yes, Rough Riders absolutely positively did a lot for bike culture.
There's a Rough Riders' Bike Club everywhere you go.
go. But I'm talking about as far as an artist, I've never seen an artist who's personally
that investment. Personally on the bikes in that way. I'd be thinking, I want to meet missing money.
Like, Meeks should be like all in on something, right? Like, mech should have his own four-wheel
or his own apparel. Like his own brand of bike. Like, green chases apparel on the bikes or
something, right? Like, yeah. Something. That's just my thing. But now, go to Ghana, man.
The nightlife is incredible. Everybody told me the nightlife in Ghana was incredible and everybody
was right. And y'all know I'm not even now. I'm outside type of person.
Yeah, yeah.
But I was out every night.
What makes it so good?
What makes it so fun or different?
Yeah, I mean, the fact that, you know, for the most part, I mean, Ghana's a nonviolent
place.
Okay.
They don't have a gun culture.
Like, you know, they'll tell you, like, the most that'll probably happen to you
is you'll get pickpocketed for your phone.
Somebody to take your phone, you know what I mean, which did happen to me.
Somebody stole my slides, my easy slides one time.
Oh, really?
But got them back in 20, 25 minutes because they really look down upon stealing, like in a real
way.
They're like, yo, if you're in the market and I forgot the world.
for, but if somebody yells out, you know, whatever the word is for thief, they can, like, beat you up.
Oh, wow.
You know, so it's like...
What religion are they in Ghana?
It's Christianity and Islam, I believe.
Wow.
Yeah, Christianity in Islam.
But, like, somebody took my...
When you went to the last bath, you know, you took your shoes off and you walking down the dirt road, so my shoes were, like, in the grass.
And somebody took them, and it took 25 minutes to retrieve my shit.
You just heard a bunch of...
They're yelling and screaming in language you couldn't understand.
and then 25 minutes I have my shit back.
You know what I?
Just like me, me got his phone back.
Wow.
You know, they took me phone,
me got his phone back.
But the night life-
The phone got a GPS,
you know,
your sandals is way more oppressive.
It was easy slides too, bro.
Wow.
And nobody had no remorse for me
when they got taken here.
Yeah,
my whole crew was like,
I'm the fuck you get.
Wow.
Did you have like armed guards with you?
You got damn right.
Oh, okay.
I was just curious.
The hell is around you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You should know because you just said there's no violence in.
So I was like, I don't mean nothing.
Y'all know how my anxiety said up.
You know what I mean?
But a lot of people will tell you you don't have the guards to protect you from anything other than what you saw with Meek.
Gotcha.
You know, the crowds of people, you know, pulling up on you.
And, you know, you're walking around your family and stuff like that.
And they don't play.
Them guards, like, they don't play.
They don't play.
They don't play.
Were people running up on you?
Oh, man.
No, they don't play.
It's different.
It's different to the point where you got to be like, chill out.
Relax, bro.
Yeah.
Like, yo, relax.
But we had a ball, man.
I mean, the Polo Beach Lounge, the restaurants are great, you know.
Food.
You love the Ghanan food?
Food is great because it's hearty.
You know what I mean?
Magillof rice.
Yeah.
The goat stew, the beef stew, the fish.
Like, it's just, it's just cool.
It's a really good place to visit, man.
Like, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I kept thinking of myself, you know, I've been to Johannesburg.
It's like, you know, Africa, we've really had Africa fucked up.
And I'm not saying, I'm only talking about the parts I've been.
I can't speak for places I haven't been because I'm sure that those commercials
they used to show us back in the day with the, a lot of them are from Ethiopia.
So I'm sure it's probably 100% true.
But those places, Ghana, Johannesburg, you know, the parts I've been, beautiful, man.
Beautiful, man. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Much different than the perception of Africa.
Mm-hmm.
much, much different.
So I'm definitely going to Ghana again.
Oh, that's right.
I got property out there,
but I don't think I would ever go that time of year again.
Why?
Too busy?
Yeah, that's not my style.
Real?
I saw too many rappers.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, that's not my style.
It was a little too industryed out for my liking.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's all I wanted it to be just a little less industry.
I'm glad everybody going, though.
You know?
And I probably, I would have probably
stayed for Chances
festival because
Erica Badoo is performing
and my wife
loves Erica Badoo.
We've seen Erica Badoo
a million times
throughout our lives
and you know,
Erica, that's our people
she DJed my wife's
40th birthday party
so I would have stayed
to watch her in Ghana
if the kids didn't have to go
to school,
I'd stay for another week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it was dope.
What else happened
this week?
Tori, game over.
Can we talk about it?
You want to take a break
and talk about it?
I mean, it's up to you.
I've been telling you
he's guilty for...
You're a goddamn lie.
I've been telling you all that.
I've been telling you, you don't trust the Internet.
I've been telling you, yeah.
Me, it shows me and I've been trying to tell you.
Yeah.
Alex and I have been trying to tell you that you got to stop trusting blogs.
Sure.
Come on, yo.
They sure have, guys.
They've been telling me.
Yeah, I want an apology as well.
Let's pay some bills.
We'll come back and we'll talk about it, man.
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Yo, I just want to say thank you so much to everybody who watch infamous, man. 12 million views.
I mean, just unbelievable. Unun unbelievable. Yeah, I'm just so great.
Thank you guys so much.
So, yeah, that makes me very happy.
Yeah, I don't have nothing.
Very, very happy.
Breakfast Club will be back on the knife.
New studio.
Excited about that?
I am.
I ordered something for the new studio
and my dumb ass forgot to put confirm
and I didn't realize it until the day.
And I'm like, I don't know how that happened.
Taylor, you were there when I ordered this shit too.
And I looked at, and I'm wondering why.
I'm like, why hasn't it gotten here yet?
And so I went to Google it and it was like,
it was like your orders waiting for you to confirm.
I'm like, oh, shit.
it so it won't be there
to the end of the month.
So, I mean, everything else is there.
So it's just a little small touch
that I really, really wanted
for the new studio.
But yeah, we'll be back on the knife.
And rotating guests, rotating guests.
We're going to start rotating guests.
Guest hosts.
Guest host.
Okay.
Not the week of the ninth, the next week.
Can you say a few of them?
I mean, listen, man, anybody you all could possibly
think of, I'm sure,
would be a rotating guest host.
You know, I mean, I, of course.
I mean, of course,
I want to see the Jess O'Larius
there. I want to see, you know,
that don't call me white girls there.
You know, I want to see Kendra G.
Like, I want, like, these are people that I, you know,
I want to see the Teslin figure rolls. Like, of course, it's mad
people. Like, you know, Jason Lee,
whoever. Like, I want to see all of these different
people just because I feel like, you know,
it'll be new energy all the time.
You know, that's just the process I want to do for,
you know, the next year.
You know?
It's just somebody how you name all women.
And then Jason Lee, one guy.
One gay.
I just, you did that.
Why you got to be fun?
You know, what about straight men?
You still calling gay men funny?
I just say, you said.
What about straight men?
Yeah.
What about straight men be a guest host?
If they want to, I don't know.
Scraimian not as entertaining.
What you want me to say?
You're the only entertaining Scrape Man, I know.
I mean, that's facts, but godly.
No, that's not true.
It's mad entertaining Scrapman, but they're all comedians.
That's true.
They are.
That's true.
I really don't give a fuck about any Scrape Man's opinion if it's not jokes.
I'm with you on that.
They be wrong.
Yeah, I'm with you.
You know why?
They'd be wrong.
They'd be wrong.
and they be on their alpha male shit, you know,
and they're the ones that the internet call is misogynistic,
and all of them are crashing and burning in case you haven't noticed.
Oh, all of them.
Yeah, yeah, it's not a good look.
It's not a good look.
It's not a good look for the guys that are the alpha males.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, the ones that the internet is labeled misogynistic, bro.
Yeah.
There's a lot of wild shit happening in all of them.
That's very true.
I'm just saying, just to do a little.
I don't need to call no name, but just go look.
Do your Googles.
Do your Googles.
Do your Googles.
And y'all are the same motherfuckers
that was out here
for whatever reason
kicking Megan the Stallions backing.
Ooh!
Which I could never understand
because what I kept trying to explain to people
that you've heard me even saying on this podcast,
she got shot.
Allegedly.
Are you still saying allegedly?
I get sued.
By the way,
how are you going to sue me for allegedly?
Now we can,
you think allegedly protects you.
Like people think NDA is
protect them. They wipe their ass with NDAs and allegedly
nowadays. Nah, me. I'm giving everybody NDA. They call me NDA
young boy.
NDA young boy.
Can I give a little game to everybody real quick when it comes to allegedly? I'm
going to tell you how they're killing y'all on allegedly all you,
you're killing y'all on allegedly all you, you're killing y'all because y'all say allegedly
once. No, you got to say allegedly every time. Every single fucking time, you
just said allegedly. Every single time y'all talking about these situations, you better say
allegedly. You better say, you know,
sources, say, or whoever it is, you better
say that. Because when you don't, when you
just blur it out, she's lying
or he did it. Oh,
you're liable, buddy. She got shot allegedly.
She didn't get shot allegedly.
She got shot. Defined shot allegedly.
She got shot. She got shot.
She got shot alleged. Are you going to be next?
They got you on the list anyway, by the way.
You want that, listen, you want
that list of misogynistic males.
They're ready to either die.
I'm not mean, bro.
No, I ain't on that list, bro.
I'm too nice with it, bro.
Right?
I'm too nice with it.
But behind the scenes.
Allegedly, bro.
There ain't no allegedly.
Behind the scenes, I'm been telling these guys.
She got shot?
No, I've been telling these guys for much.
I thought his bullet braggis.
How this case was going to end?
Did I not?
No, we've been telling you.
I hate when you do this shit.
Whatever.
Literally every single day almost, we're telling you,
bro.
Tori shot her, bro.
Whatever.
All they got to do is go back to
listen to Old Flager's.
Listen to Old Flager.
Listen to Old Flager.
What did I say on Old Flager?
I said, listen, that motherfucker, you know how I know he did it?
How you know he did it?
Because he went out the next night to the club.
Man, shut up, man.
Didn't I say that?
I said he put out a whole album.
You know he did it if he's guilty if he did that.
We really do need to talk about how.
Allegedly.
Because I said it so many times behind the scenes.
If you're paying attention to the internet
and getting your information from the internet
and listening to all of those YouTube blogs,
and social media personalities,
you absolutely positively thought Tori was walking from this situation.
But if you actually read the court documents and you actually were paying attention to what was happening in court,
I read the court documents before the court case.
And I told y'all.
I knew that.
Where'd you read the court documents on the internet?
No, I didn't.
Where'd you read them?
Got them sent to me.
Via the what?
Like all media.
Via to what?
Email?
What do you mean?
Email or regular mail?
USB.
What do you mean?
Like was it hard?
letter that was sent to you.
Or you read an email.
Exactly.
And shut up, no, no, no.
You're not going to get away with difference.
You're not going to get away with this one.
You use the internet too.
You was using the internet.
It's okay to admit y'all we're wrong.
I agree.
What's the first thing I did?
I sent y'all that guilty verdict and I said,
Alex, they'd a fuck off the internet.
Did not.
You said, Alex, you didn't say me because you know I knew that choice.
Let me tell you something.
I knew.
I knew that Tory Lane shot, Megan the Stallion.
Seriously. God bless her soul and her feet.
If you read the court documents, even before the court case, if you read the court documents,
I said to myself, number one, why are they taking this to trial?
Because there's just too much evidence.
Too much.
And number two, why are they even, who, I don't know who did they is, but who is controlling
this social media campaign where they're trying to make the court of public opinion think otherwise
because none of that shit is going to matter in the court of law.
It does not matter what you motherfuckers think on social media in the court of law.
Nobody gives a shit.
You can come up with all the evidence you want and you can make up all of these different scenarios and narratives and you can half-ass read information and make up all of these stories about what you think happened.
None of that matters in the court of law.
The only thing that matters in the court of law is facts and evidence.
That's why I always say listen to everybody.
You got to listen to everybody, right?
Megan says she got shot.
You got to listen to her.
Tori said he didn't shoot her.
You got to listen to him.
But what you actually believe is the evidence.
It's the evidence.
I agree.
And when I saw the evidence in the court documents,
everything from the gun residue on his hands,
the bullet wound in her foot.
The bullet wound in her feet.
The phone call he made from jail where he said...
That phone call was crazy incriminating, bro.
But it was in the court documents.
And if you read the court documents before the trial,
you saw that.
And in the court documents, the police officer says,
we have a recorded call where Tori is apologizing for the incident.
That's what they call it in the court documents, the incident.
Two witnesses, including the person who said you shot them, taking the stand against you.
Kelsey, you know, saying detailing what Tori said.
The other witness who they said saw the whole thing, who said that it looked like everybody was jumping May.
The defense, that's who you call is your star witness.
And that person gets on the stand and says, hey, I saw the little one shooting everywhere.
Who said that?
The other independent witness, the neighbor that witnessed everything from the house.
But by the way, all of that was in the court documents.
If y'all motherfuckers actually read them.
Read the court documents.
No, they don't.
They go on the internet and they fucking send you articles from, you know,
all of these different blog sites.
Yeah.
Torrey lanes.com.
Yo, and by the way, it never stopped, even during the case.
I know.
The day of the guilty, the day of the verdict,
Tori Lane's found not guilty on two counts and everybody retweeting that shit.
I'm like, yo, the internet is going to be the death of y'all.
It's going to be the death of you.
It's going to be the death of y'all,
it's crazy, though.
It's absolutely going to be the death of y'all.
It's fucking crazy.
No, but what I think happens is that I think
Torres people or someone was leaking information.
Was leaking information, but just one-sided information,
just hoping that one of the jurors
didn't listen to the rules and went online.
The jurors are in there, but the jurors are in there every day out.
I understand.
But even if one juror just has a little bit of doubt,
If there's just one juror that is just a stubborn person and holes out, that's enough to get to go out.
You, Alex, if you were sitting in that courtroom, there was absolutely no doubt.
Yes, but you saw how all the bloggers were saying how, making it seem like the information wasn't like so cut and dry.
Listen to what you just said.
No, no, I know.
Listen to what you just said.
He's still talking about the blogger.
No, but look, look.
Yo, yo, yo, stop dick riding.
Yo, you be dick riding these bloggers, yo.
So jurors are supposed to stay off the internet.
throughout the duration of the case.
Yeah, they bet.
But a lot of them don't.
So,
what?
Yo, even,
you know,
by the way,
those,
you can't take that
from the way.
But, Alex,
even before the court case,
it was two years
of this shit.
I know.
So even,
even if you were on
social media,
cool,
but once you're in that courtroom
and you're listening
to these
undisputed facts.
Facts!
Like,
you're listening to
a victim
tell her story,
but then not only that,
you're listening to somebody else.
Y'all are fucking sexist.
Talk about that person's story.
Y'all is a neighbor
a neighbor who witnessed
it tell the same type of story. You got three people
saying they saw you shoot someone? You must hate women if you don't
believe that. That's what I'm saying. You must hate evidence. You must, you must,
hate evidence. You must hate evidence. You must hate
stallions. You must hate evidence. A lot of people got
fear of horses. That's one of the reasons why they didn't believe that she was
telling the truth. Amen. There's a real fear of horses. Do you know what
that's called? Do you know what it's called? What type of phobia that is?
A horseophobia? No, it's a divis. Equinophobia.
like that. That's a real thing. I'm going to look it up right now. All I know is this,
the lesson to be learned from this situation is, man, stop getting your
motherfucking news from the internet. From the internet. There's still reliable sources out
there. There's still sources that you can actually read. Every single day of that
court case, you could actually go to the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times.
At quintophobia. NBC News and get actual factual evidence. Information.
Why don't y'all do that? Why don't y'all do that? Why y'all just jump at the
Cases about the truth for the lives more entertained.
Who said that before?
What is your question?
You got to get on the mic.
You know on the mic.
Can you learn how to do a podcast one of these fucking weeks, please?
It has been a long time, Taylor.
You should know that the key to the podcast is talking into the microphone.
What do you think, though, about Drake and them kind of dick-riding Tories?
Ooh, that's a good question because didn't Drake say that she faked it or whatever in a bar?
Yeah, like in the lyrics and everything.
I don't know if that was towards her.
Something shots.
I still don't.
She is stallion.
What was the line?
By the way, I don't.
What was the line?
I'll tell you how I feel.
I don't care.
And the reason I don't care is because all of y'all, all of y'all were misled.
But it was wordplay on the fact that if she got ass shot.
Yo, but here's the-
Sure.
He should do some wordplay, apologize.
Can I tell you something?
He should be like I was in the wrong lane.
Well, you just did some.
You know me?
You just did some wordplay right there.
You didn't realize it.
What I do?
You said that we're all misled, but you could also call her misled.
Shut up.
He's still going.
He wants it.
I got that late.
He's still going.
You're on the list.
You know what's good.
Listen.
You know what you said.
What you said?
You say that that joke wasn't fire right there.
Miss Lade.
Miss Lowe.
Still going.
But I'm going to tell you something.
I don't know what it is.
You don't think that Miss Led the winner of the bullet wound
beauty pressure.
You need to look at the list.
Now, that's a joke from the Netflix special.
This is the miss you need to be thinking
That's how long ago this case started
What?
We said there's a joke in the Netflix special
It was like misled
Something bullet wound beauty patching
But it was referencing
Magistallang
That's how long ago that should happen
Isn't that crazy?
Listen man
All I know is
Everybody that was out there
With that kind of energy
Everybody I see with that kind of energy
It's out
It's a rap
I support facts bro
What's like?
I support facts
I'm not even going to tell you what I thought you'd say.
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You need to chill out, bro.
You need to chill out, you need to chill out, right?
I'm like 23 to join you in what join you're trying to be.
Bulls of wisdom.
My God.
Jesus Christ.
But for real, I do.
Stop getting your information from the internet.
Don't get your information for the internet.
He's YouTube.
and these bloggers don't know what the fuck they be talking about.
They don't read.
Except some of them.
Some of y'all are fired.
I haven't found one yet.
At least not, at least not in,
no, I haven't found one yet.
Say what you're going to say,
what you hate an ass?
What, the black circuit?
You was about to say that.
You was about to say that.
You was about to say that.
But I don't want to be,
I don't want to say that because I don't,
I don't follow enough for the white ones.
So I don't know,
I don't know what the white YouTube was the talk about.
But I, but I know.
But there are black,
the black YouTubers,
black internet celebrities that you follow,
Dr.
or Johnson. There are people you think that are spent facts straight.
No, not facts. I just, listen, I can listen to anybody. I'm open to listen to anybody.
The problem I have is that I know that I can listen to someone and not believe it.
I know I can listen to someone and say, oh, that's wrong.
I know I can listen to someone and go do my own independent research and see if what that person is saying is true.
No, I can also do independent research, but I'm a prisoner of the moment. Like the most interesting shit that, you know what I mean?
Because all we want to be right. No, I just. Everybody wants to be right.
right, bro.
Listen, we all like to be in right.
I'm a prisoner.
What's the first thing I did
when that guilty brother came in?
I sent you all a text and I said,
stop fucking listening to the end.
Told you?
Exactly.
You said I told you.
But I'll tell you this though.
What?
I never got on the air and said that.
I never got on the air
and thought about what I thought about that case.
All I ever said was,
just waiting until all the facts
come out in court.
Why did you do that?
Because I didn't want to...
You knew what the facts were already.
Because I don't want to,
I don't want to be part of that algorithm
where I'm swaying any opinion.
You know what I mean?
You swain it?
Swain it to the right side.
You should have told Alex.
It don't matter.
It told Alex.
Alex would believe it's sorry who's innocent to hold.
It don't matter.
I don't want to be part of the problem good or bad because the problem is
motherfuckers want to be internet investigators.
They want to be internet lawyers.
They want to be internet doctors.
You know what I mean?
They want to get on,
they want to have content.
So they get on these podcasts and they get on radio and they get on their YouTube
channels and they just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
And I just chat, chat, chat, chat.
But are you trying to say that black media?
But are you trying to say that black media controls a narrative?
Very much so.
Are you saying that black media controls information?
Yes, I've always said that.
Oh, my.
So you're saying the BMs are somebody we got to watch out for.
Listen to me.
I want to be clear about this because I've said this already.
You know, the BMs are crazy or what?
Listen, I want to be clear about this.
You're saying it, not me.
Listen, everybody always talks about what the media is not talking about.
I'm going to use the Brett Fav thing as an example.
And I think I already explained this before.
The meat pick?
No, the welfare.
when they were stealing all the money from the people who,
the money that was designated for people in Mississippi for welfare
when they were stealing it to use it for the volleyball court.
Oh, wow.
Everybody was saying, how come mainstream media isn't talking about this?
It's because social media wasn't.
All mainstream media does now is react to whatever social media is doing.
So why is mainstream media covering Kyrie and Kanye all the time?
Because y'all got Kyrie and Kanye trending every goddamn day.
Why was mainstream media so involved in the Megyn Tori case?
Because that's what y'all talking about on social media all the time.
react to.
It's really that simple.
Black Twitter don't even understand
the power it has.
Oh, shit.
Like, it's really that simple.
If you want mainstream media
to care about things,
then y'all get online
and y'all start making those things,
Trin.
Yeah, let's make things.
Like, yo.
Well, why don't we make some shit trim?
Let's do it right now.
Let's start it right now.
I mean, there's a million things
that they could be talking about.
Well, let's talk about it.
It don't matter.
It's not funny.
It's not sexy.
They're not going to run with it.
There's no celebrity involved.
Well, let's make it funny.
Let's make it sexy.
How?
What do you mean?
Do you realize how attached we are in America?
A lot of people didn't think this mustache was sexy
until I put it on.
Now that I said it's soaking up seats
while they listen to podcasts,
all these women or identifies women.
Ski is soaked up.
Why just the women though?
Say what?
Why just doing?
I said women or identifies women.
There's some dicks leaking.
Oh, shit.
You don't think there's some dicks leaking right now, Al?
When I just licked up mustache?
Holy shit.
You don't think there's some dicks leaking?
Holy shit.
Say again.
Yeah, when I'm munching bugs.
Yeah, you're crazy over there, Taylor.
He's really crazy as human alive.
You pissed off if you didn't go that.
I saw a commercial this morning with a guy grabbed this video because I love to smell of food in my beard.
Whoa.
I like to smell my beard after a really good deal.
Do you see that commercial?
No.
There's a commercial guy.
The guy was like, I love to smell of food in my beard.
But what else happened?
Man.
Why did Taylor boycott Africa?
I remember you saying that you invited her, but she didn't want to go because she was too many black people.
Taylor's boycotted Africa.
That's what you told me you were like you invited Taylor, but she didn't want to go.
I didn't invite Taylor.
I didn't invite nobody.
I mean, you didn't?
No.
I thought Nile was there.
Yeah, Nile went.
Oh.
I don't control the planes.
Like people get on planes.
They know where to stay.
Cap.
What?
What?
A lot of people was there.
Kendri G came.
Kendry, you've been there before those.
She's gone and gone.
before Angela Rye was there.
A lot of people was there.
Lisa Garza was there.
Tiffany Cross was there.
Sunny from the view was there.
Who else was there?
Why don't you go, Taylor?
It was mad people there.
Where'd you go?
I saw you leaning on a waterfall
like a fucking bear died
in one of your pictures
that you just seen.
Show the picture.
You're laughing out.
What's a bear die?
Because, you know,
bears be getting salmon
in the middle of the rivers
and shit like that?
No.
Alex, what's wrong with this guy?
He's crazy.
Hold on, yo, Taylor's posting the craziest pick I ever seen in my entire life.
Usually Taylor's thirst traps are like on point.
I ain't going to lie.
We always tease you, but usually your third straps is kind of on point.
I ain't never seen Taylor with an on point thirst.
No, no.
She was like in Aruba.
You were working it.
It was, it was.
But this one right here.
What's up with Taylor?
Hook me up with Taylor.
I'm like, you nasty.
This one right here, I'm like, why would you want?
No, this one looked like she fell, bro.
Some of God, I'm gonna get it.
Hold on, hold on.
It's the last one to load.
Hold on one second.
Hold on.
You posted some shit.
It looked like you fell.
I got to.
Come on, you posted something.
I got a video of Kendra's so good, too, bro.
What happened?
Let me tell you something about Kendra G.
My good sister, Kendra G.
Kendra G. going to turn up any and everywhere.
Kendra G is the life with a party.
Okay.
But, like, where's the picture, Taylor?
Like, most people on Instagram, they curate things.
You took it dead.
The one where it looked like you fell on a waterfall and then tried to look cute for one moment for the picture.
It was a video?
No, it's a picture.
You know what I'm talking about.
You.
So you didn't have a picture up of you on a little waterfalls in Philly?
On a little river.
It was on your story.
There's waterfalls in Philadelphia?
We both saw the picture.
There's waterfalls in Philly.
Now, you're playing games right now, yo.
Where's you find a waterfall in Philly?
You playing games right now, yo.
They got waterfalls in Lord Darby, yo.
Yo, stop playing, yo.
She took it down.
Give me your phone right now
so I can look through your,
I can look through your story.
Boom.
Listen.
Go on.
You got a couple more things
I want to talk about.
All right, hold on, let's talk.
Let's talk,
because I don't believe
none of this shit.
Now, if it's,
what does that mean?
Yeah.
But what if you deleted from that, too?
I don't know what you're talking about.
She deleted it, man.
You should know if you was next to a waterfall.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying?
Like, what are you talking about?
Where'd you go on vacation?
Yo.
Lower Darby.
So you just posting pictures.
Are you in a fucking waterfall
when you didn't go on vacation?
She didn't want to get called out on a cat.
What are you saying?
It's not.
Nah, yo.
Why is you going back to?
I got to look at them DMs, yo.
I got people going to.
Who be in our DMs?
Give me the first three.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me the first three of the DM.
Hold on.
Go on.
Go on.
Come on.
Give me the first three in the DMs.
First three DMs, ready?
You ready for this shit?
I can't.
Ashley Kay
The brilliant idiot is herself
She'd DM in herself
Boyleys
Empty thoughts
My podcast
Go ahead
Alson
I'll see you
Whatever that guy's name is
August Alcina
August Alcina
August DMs you
Were
Oh shit
Yo
Oh shit
Yo
Okay Jada
Let me see them
Request though
Let me see them deep DMs
Right here
That's what you know
It's real
Okay
I see some blue checks
You're not even paying
attention to? Let me see.
I see you.
I see you. I see you.
Oh, shit, Taylor.
Oh, shit, Taylor.
Taylor, you really got it, yo.
Oh, shit, Taylor.
You really got it, hey.
Hold on. Oh, back it up,
Kaye-key, right here, Kiki.
Oh, this is from mad weeks ago. God damn.
Back it up, Tay.
Okay, come on, though. Tell me, tell me, Charlotte.
Oh, um, uh, I was, uh,
Oh, what's the brother named?
Domar Hamlin.
He collapsed during the Bill's Bingles game.
Tragic.
Tragic.
I mean, horrible situation, you know what I mean?
I don't know why.
You know, I'm actually, you know, wearing a heart monitor now because the way my anxiety be set up,
I just be, my whole life I've been telling myself I got heart problems.
Really?
Like, you know, the anxiety is was panic attacks.
You're going to start believing it, bro.
You better be careful.
But, no, what's interesting is my father, he had to have whatever.
It was past quintuple bypass surgery a couple years ago.
And my uncle, he's had it, you know, quite a few times.
So he's had quite a few bypass surgery.
So it is something that's in my family.
So whenever I hear, like, cardiac arrest, heart attacks, whatever, you know, I'd be like,
oh, shit, you know.
So I've been wearing a heart monitor for the past couple of weeks.
I got to wear it for one more week, actually.
And then they're going to do, like, what, a complete?
Yeah, but listen, they've done a bunch of tests already, and I'm fine.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But it's just, that's just the way my mind works.
Every time I see something like this, I'd be holy shit.
Like, because he wasn't even the only person.
There was a guy from the Jaguars.
Yeah, who died.
Who had a heart attack this week, too.
He was 38 years old, you know?
So it's just like, I mean, like, why is all of these heart situations happening, you know?
And, man, that right there, bro, that's got to be the scariest shit ever.
But they said it was kind of like a freak accident.
Like, you know, he just got hit in the chest the wrong way from what we've been told.
Yeah.
And that impact was hard.
It felt like a car crash.
Man.
God, dang.
Oh, God.
I mean, that shit is scary as fuck.
You want to know what I heard?
What?
I heard that the NFL told the coaches
they had five minutes
to get the players back on the field.
And the coaches said,
go fuck yourself.
Yeah, I heard, I saw that,
but I heard that wasn't true.
I forgot who said that,
but I don't know if it was the,
I saw somebody saying,
like it was somebody from the NFL
Players Association or something like that,
And they was like, that absolutely wasn't true.
They never even talked about it.
This is what I heard for someone who was in Buffalo for the game.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
But that was the rumor.
I mean, it's horrible, man.
You know, and immediately-
Prayers go out for him, man.
Definitely prayers go up to him.
They actually just said that he's alert now.
Yeah.
Again, this is us trust in the internet.
You know, the internet is, I think we all want him to be breathing on his own.
We all want him to be speaking and doing these things.
But I don't want to put that out there right now.
And then, God forbid, something.
Let me look it up.
Tragic happens is, it's just.
Last thing I saw, oh no, his agent told CNN that.
So it said, Demar Hamlin is awake and has been holding hands with family in the hospital.
His agent tells CNN.
So if that's coming from his agent, you know, to CNN, you know, maybe.
And I saw Fox News report that tomorrow Hamlin appears to be neurologically intact.
Oh, my God.
Thank God.
That's the scariest player is awake.
It's like having that much time without oxygen.
the brain can cause serious neurological damage.
The SPN are reporting it too.
Damar Hamlin shows remarkable improvement.
Agent says safety is away.
So God, God.
I mean, at this point, you're not thinking,
will he play again?
At this point, you're thinking, like,
will he be able to live the same life
that he was able to live before?
You know, is he going to have some sort of brain damage
because the brain hasn't been oxygenized
for, like, a long period of time.
And the fact that they started the CPR so quickly.
That helps that you're saying?
Yeah.
Wow.
My man, Ryan Clark said,
the realest shit, though, man.
You know, what happens when your dream becomes a nightmare?
I think the first thing this is this is about Demar Hamill.
And it's about a young man at 24 years old that was living his dream
that a few hours ago was getting ready to play the biggest game of his NFL career.
And there's probably nowhere else in the world he wanted to be.
And now he fights for his life.
And when DeMar Hamlin falls to the turf and when you see the medical staff rush to the field
and both teams are on the field,
you realize this isn't normal.
You realize this isn't just football.
And so many times in this game,
and in our job as well,
we use the cliches, you know,
I'm ready to die for this.
I'm willing to give my life for this.
It's time to go to war.
And I think sometimes we use those things so much.
We forget that part of living this dream
is putting your life at risk.
And tonight, you know,
we got to see a side of football that is extremely ugly, a side of football that no one ever
ever wants to see or never wants to admit exist. When you see both teams on the field
crying in that way, your first thought is DeMarne Hamlin. The second thought is his family.
And this isn't about a football player, right? This is about a human. This is about a brother. This is
about a son. This is about a friend. This is about someone who is loved by so many that you have
to watch go through this. I dealt with this before and I watched my teammates for days
come to my hospital bed and just cry. I had them call me and tell me that they didn't think
I was going to make it. And now this team has to deal with that and they have no answers.
And so the next time I think that we get upset at our favorite fantasy player or we're upset
that the guy on our team doesn't make the play.
And we're saying he's worthless.
And we're saying you get to make all this money.
We should remember that these men are putting their lives on the live to live their dream.
And tonight, Dumar Hamlin's dream became a nightmare for not only himself, but his family and his entire team.
And you don't think about that when it comes to like football or even boxing or any of those high contact sports.
That's these people dream that they're living and they're out there getting paid millions of dollars.
But that dream can become a nightmare just like.
that. You know, these are violent
ass sports. MMA, UFC,
like, yo, football, boxing. Like,
you can die out there.
Yo, your life can be changed in one hit.
One hit? One punch.
One hit?
One hit?
What did you think about
the reaction to what Skip Bayless said?
Um,
I think Skip Bayless,
oh, actually, I think what this
was, yeah, I think what this was
is people were so angry about
what happened because there was no one to blame, but someone got hurt. And I think a lot of times
when there's no one to blame and someone gets hurt, we're just looking for a scapegofer, anger.
And I think that if you, I don't think what Skip was trying to do was troll in this tragic time.
I don't think so easy. But I think that people were just so upset and they saw this person that
does commonly troll, and they're like, he must be trying to troll at this tragic time. Fuck him for that.
His reputation preceded him.
His reputation proceeded.
Pull up a tweet tail.
I want to make that week.
Mix,
mix with the anger that people are experiencing
that tragedy happened
with no real culprit.
Like,
it wasn't the running backs fault at all.
None of this was anybody's fault.
It's nobody's fault.
Yeah, like,
this is just part of the game.
So he said,
no doubt the NFL is considering postponing
the rest of this game,
but how?
Question mark,
this late in the season,
a game of this magnitude
is crucial to the regular season outcome,
which suddenly seems so irrelevant.
Now, this was like his third tweet,
because he already was tweeting about,
you know,
the young man,
stuff like that.
But, you know, this was what I found
some interesting about this tweet.
Yeah.
How soon is too soon?
Because the questions he's asking
are questions everybody was going
to eventually ask, right?
He just jumped out there first
because, you know,
to put that out there.
But he also did add the caveat,
which is so irrelevant.
The magnitude to this game,
the importance of the season,
the playoff implications.
Seems so irrelevant.
seems so relevant. Because that
conversation he asked, that question he
asked in the beginning, literally,
because everybody learned from Skip, right?
So that next day, nobody
talked about the postponement of the game,
when they're going to play again, yada, yada, yada.
But yesterday,
on all the sports shows, that's all
they talked about. Literally, from
ESPN, the Fox Sports,
that's all they spoke about. So maybe that
was the concern. It was like, he was
focused on that, not
the human life. But you got to go
back and look at his first couple of tweets.
No, no, no, no.
First couple tweets he was talking about the, like...
Let me clarify.
The perception of the tweet was he was concerned about the game more than the life.
Yes.
But if you actually look at the series of tweets and even look at the last line of that tweet,
it's he's saying that this person's life makes all these other things which are...
Seem irrelevant.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's rare that people are out here defending Skip Ailis, but I think a lot of, like, logically,
you know, even-headed people are coming out and being like, I think that he's been misinterpreted.
Yeah, I'm not even misinterpreted.
I'm not even defending Skip Bayliss.
I'm just like, yo, I know that this happens to everybody all the time.
Your tweet gets misinterpreted.
You know what I mean?
What you say got misinterpreted.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, so this is it, right?
Yeah, let me read these.
What was the first one?
I've seen so many horrific injuries suffered on football fields,
yet never have I seen a reaction like this.
And every other situation I witnessed the cover the game always went on fairly quickly.
The attitude was, hey, that's football.
players this was different.
Am I?
Is this?
You know?
And then the next week was no doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game,
but how this late in this season, the game with this magnitude is crucial to the regular
season outcome which suddenly seems so irrelevant.
Yeah, people just don't like Skip Bayliss.
Yeah.
And they were incredibly angry about something happened and there was no villain.
Yeah.
So they needed a villain.
Yeah.
And I see stuff like this happened with comedians often, especially
our guy, Duvall.
Yeah.
Duvall can put out
something that's sensible
and everybody's,
you're always trying to be funny.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like,
no, actually in that case,
he's really making sense.
Making sense.
You know,
and that's why I said
it was interesting
because literally the next day
on all the sports shows,
everybody learned from Skip.
So everybody was focused on,
you know,
the brother,
as they should have been,
you know,
and Shannon?
No,
DeMar.
And then the next day,
everybody was talking
about what to do
with the game. What should the NFL do?
So it's just like how soon it's too soon?
I think there is
a too soon with a situation like this. I think
the focus should be on the guy while he's
still on the field. I agree. And I think the next
day when you know that he's in care
and there's nothing more that can possibly be done.
We don't know what's going to happen
but we know that everything that can be done for him
is being done. That we know for a fact
then you can start pontificating
on what's going to happen for the rest of the season.
Skip tweeted something and although I
disagree with the tweet
and hopefully, Skip, we'd take it down.
But I didn't want it.
Time out.
I'm not going to take it down because I stand by what I tweeted.
Skip, let me finish.
All right, okay.
Go ahead.
No, you go.
Go ahead.
Let's go, Jan.
Okay.
I mean, I cannot even get through a monologue without you interrupt me.
You could have came back, Skip.
I thought, Skip, just left.
I was just going to bring up this.
No, I was just going to say, Skip, I didn't want to yesterday to be into a situation
where DeMarne Hamlin was the issue, which should have been talking about him
and not get into your, not get into your, not get into your,
your tweet. That's what I was going to do. But you can't even let me finish my opening monologue
without you interrupting. Okay. I was under the impression you weren't going to bring this up because
nobody here had a problem with that tweet. No. Clearly the bosses wanted you to offer explanation.
So clearly somebody had nobody. Let's go, Jay. The Skip Shannon thing is interesting to me, man,
because I don't give a fuck. If you've been working with somebody for a long time,
y'all going to have those kerfuffle sometimes. Yeah. You go on it. Me and Andrew have had
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You've definitely had them on Breakfast Club.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you're going to have...
It makes great entertainment.
It does make for great entertainment.
But every now and then you're going to have that.
You're going to have, oh, somebody going to interrupt the person.
Somebody's not going to let the person finish.
The person's going to get bad.
But it just happens.
It's just like, I don't know what y'all expect to happen in this situation.
I just find it interesting when, like, other personalities and commentators are calling for other people to be fired.
Like, if the person isn't the same.
anything that's, you know,
calling somebody to get hurt,
you know,
that's going to cause somebody to get killed,
you know,
it's just a difference of opinion.
Yeah.
We should be allowed to have differences of opinion
with people who get paid
to give their opinion.
100%.
You know what I mean?
Because you're calling for that person
to be fired.
What's going to happen to you?
100%.
What kind of line do you got to walk now?
100%.
You know what I guarantee you.
That's right.
If you're one of those people
who give their opinion
and you're giving your opinion,
you know,
unapologetically, you're going to say something
that's going to fin somebody at some point.
Dangerous game.
So be careful what you ask for.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, when you're like, I want them fight.
I want them gone, this and that.
All right.
Guarantee you, it's going to be your turn at some point, buddy.
Guaranteed it.
Guaranteed it.
What did you think of Barbara Walters passing?
I didn't.
And it's, I just didn't think about it.
But it's, she's a legend.
But she was old, right?
Goaded.
What was she?
How old was she?
Like 93.
And somebody told me she used to lie about her age.
So she might be even older.
She might be 100 plus.
Yo, it's hard to feel sad when people make it that long.
That's all we want.
Yeah.
All I want, give me 90 plus.
I'm good.
Yeah, I'm trying to hit that century.
I want 100, but it depends.
You want 100 in good help.
And good help.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Good, good help.
All your faculties.
Faculty's, neurological, all of that.
You know what I mean?
So I want to dick to get hard a little bit, you know what I mean?
You want me fucking at 100?
You got to bust a nut at 100.
That's fire.
Dust come out.
I don't know if I'd be fucking.
That's fire.
If I wanted to be touched?
You trying to get sucked at 100?
Why not?
Yo, will our wives let us cheat at 100?
They got less cheating at 100.
They got less.
And I don't give a flying fuck.
Right?
I don't think they'll give a fuck past 60.
I don't.
Especially when you've been with your wife for a long time.
Like, hey, who cares?
He is with you?
Huh?
At 60?
Nah, come on, bro.
You can't have any blasts in your wife out.
That's nuts.
I don't know.
It depends.
Nah, no, no.
We're not going to do all that.
I don't know.
I don't even want nobody in my bed.
You getting the bed is sweaty.
I'm going to tell you what I like doing is the Married couple.
Going to the script club, yeah.
Really?
Man, we went to the script club in Ghana, bro.
How is that?
To the Silver Fox.
I actually still got some of the goddamn.
The cash?
I do still got some of the goddamn cash, bro.
What type of?
I was in there, bong.
This ain't number 30.
dollars.
Let me see you.
Big spender.
Big stepper.
I was in there bombing with the heck.
Let me see this money right here.
You hear me?
I forgot what it's called
a setty.
A CD?
Yeah.
A city?
It looks like it.
A CD?
I think you get 10 of those for a dollar.
Oh wow.
That's fire.
You know what I'm saying?
Man, we was in there having a good old time.
You know what I mean?
We was having a ball.
Go to the script club with your wife, man.
That's a fun time.
You ever been to the script club with your wife?
No. Really? I don't think so. Maybe I have. Would you? No? I don't think so. Would you? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Why not? I don't know if it's my wife's vibe, to be honest with you. She might like it. Yeah, she could. I like it. I think she would like to go as like a voyeur and like see the experience. A little exhilaration. And then for me, like, I don't, I didn't, I haven't been to a regular club or a script club in years. You know what I mean? I definitely haven't been to a script club longer than I've been to a regular club. I haven't been to a script club in at least a decade. I don't remember.
But when I heard that Ghana had a script club, I had to go see.
First of all, the women in Africa are beautiful.
How were they dancing?
Were they like African dancing on it?
It was all Afro beats, bro.
No, but were they African dancing?
Were they doing the thing like?
I mean, African women got a different revenue tool.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And listen, there was no down south, nothing.
No, it was all, no, it was Afro Beach.
They were playing African music in the script club.
Scoot my guy, Louis B, Louis B was in there.
Like that was in there.
Like, dancing crazy.
Bro, it was, it was an exhilarating experience.
What?
You know the dance I'm talking about, though?
Put it like this.
Put it like this.
I'll do it right now.
Yeah, do it, do it.
Show, show, show.
Show us.
Let me see.
No.
No.
No.
That's colonizer beach.
That ain't no Afro beach at all.
No.
Yo, we got to go to Africa.
No, for real.
Actually, we just went to Africa.
Yeah, Morocco.
You know, Algonah.
We were in Morocco.
Alex's like, it's ain't Africa, bro.
Come to Ghana, bro.
Ghana is it.
I've been to Johannesburg and Ghana.
Ghana is it, but the script club was incredible.
Really?
Oh, man.
Because, you know, as a faithful black male,
I knew that the only way I would ever get to see a beautiful African woman,
you know,
bust it down.
It's in a script club.
So when I heard they had a script like, yeah, we got to go.
Just go to the script club.
It was amazing.
It was incredible, bro.
Did you choose one up?
No, not, no.
Did you get a lap dance?
Yeah, but I wasn't, like, touching them, you know what I mean?
Like, I didn't.
You know?
Did you get bricky?
Didn't get bricky.
Didn't get bricky, but it is a good
It is a good aphrodisiac for later.
Oh, okay.
When you're back with the white.
You know what I mean?
That is a good aphrodisiac.
I'm probably on both parts.
Yeah.
Like it's the script.
Like, trip clubs are fly.
And when you go to the,
and this script club in Ghana,
Silver Fox is fly.
Really?
Like it's a fly,
venue, beautiful looking aesthetics,
everything.
Like, do you know what?
Do they know what that means in American?
What?
Silver Fox?
Oh, OG?
It's like an old, old, good-looking person.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But that's what it's called.
And it's a phenomenal venue.
Thank you to Silver Fox.
We had a great time.
Yo, I'm coming to Silver Fox.
I'm going to, listen.
And my property, I didn't realize I didn't realize I was getting clown for this on Gondi and Twitter.
But the property is in G-O-I, the beachfront property because some of my people's on the continent, they're doing an amazing project out there that I'm sure y'all are here about soon.
and so I have some beachfront
beachfront property
because I gave the
I didn't realize that I gave the
office address
to the put
I gave the office address
not the address of the property
so they were like
ain't no goddamn beach over there
you got scammed up
and it's so funny because I didn't realize
until you know you get back
and since I was in Ghana
you know I'm on like a couple
of Ghana blogs and stuff like that
and you see people in the comments like
Has he found his beach and lay gone?
I think it's lay gone or whatever it's at, whatever it is.
But, no, I salute to Ghana.
I got my Ghana name, too.
What's your Ghana name?
And you know, I can't pronounce that shit.
Well, what is it?
Come on.
But since I was born on a Thursday, it's Y-A-W,
because it's the day you were born.
Y'all?
And then an attribute with that.
Y'all.
I don't think it's pronounced y'all.
Y'A-W.
Y'A-W.
And then whatever my other name is like, Koo-K-K-K-K-F-F-Fu.
or something like that.
Don't let them make shit up.
They're just saying.
Like when white people get the Chinese tattoo
and they're like,
this means everlasting bliss
and it really just means...
Mine actually meant brave,
noble.
No,
no, brave and courageous.
Mine meant brave and courageous.
You know, they're getting you,
well, brave, courageous, bold.
They're getting you, man.
That's what I meant.
That's my mom.
But good for y'all, Ghana.
Good for y'all, Ghana.
Thank you, Ghana.
I have absolute gratitude for Ghana.
That was one of the best trips I had in a long time.
Wait, really?
I mean, I go to, you know,
we travel a lot.
I love it, but I really.
did enjoy Ghana a lot, like, a lot, like.
You're making me want to go to Ghana, bro.
I'm not going to a lot.
We're going, bro.
What's hell?
What's up?
We're going.
We're trying to pull up?
We're going, bro.
All right, so when we going?
And I know they would have love for you in Ghana because, man, there is no
breakfast club in Ghana, but that internet is a motherfucker.
What you did?
What you mean?
That internet, they, they've been watching breakfast club, brilliant idiots, everything
for years on YouTube.
Son, we got to go to Ghana.
You know what I mean?
Literally on YouTube.
Like, literally on YouTube.
It was hot as shit.
It was like, Christy's after me with the weather.
It was like 90 degrees.
It was hot.
Like, ball sweating hot.
It was nice.
And you didn't get sick or nothing?
No tummy ache, nothing.
You don't look like you got a tan?
I'd be wearing sunscreen.
Did I get sick?
Not I didn't get sick?
Nah.
I had the runs a little bit, but that's normal.
Always, it don't take much for me to get the runs.
I get the runs in any and everywhere.
You got the sensie tummy like me, bro.
Like, you know, yeah, wear it up.
And I'm at that point.
now it's like my my butt is like
pee.
It's like loose booty.
I got loose booty, bro.
When it's time for me to go, I got to go.
Maybe it's because I'm getting old or what.
It's like, bro.
And ain't no food or nothing.
It's just like, I got a shit.
And if I was like, I'll go in a second.
My butt be like,
we're going now.
We're going right now.
Get your fucking phone and get the book you was reading.
Get your stupid ass on the toilet if I'm embarrassed you out here.
That's, hey, bro.
Okay?
I'm with you on that one.
But Barbara,
Barbara Walters.
Barbara Walters.
RIP.I.P. Fabs.
She's goaded, bro.
Yeah, she's goaded.
Barbara Walters is one of the most savage
interviewers the world
has ever seen.
And it is amazing to me
how the same shit y'all try
to crucify me for every couple of years.
When Barbara Walters
passed away, y'all was on her
dick for being
worse.
Barbara was super saion savage.
Okay?
What did she say?
Barbara used to say the wildest shit
And then we're going to play some of those clips.
Was she smelling seats?
That was light.
That was not like.
Brough, smelling a seat.
Yo, Barbara Walters should literally look at Chris Christine and was like, you're fat.
I feel very uncomfortable asking this question when I'm sitting opposite you.
But you are a little overweight.
More than a little.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
Yeah.
If I could figure that out, I'd fix it.
There are people who say that you couldn't be president because you're so happy.
What do you say to that?
No, that's ridiculous.
You know what I mean?
No.
Ricky Martin, you're gay, right?
You know, you could stop these rumors.
You could say, as many artists have, yes, I am gay.
Or you could say, no, I'm not.
Or you could leave it as you are ambiguous.
I don't want to put you in the spot.
But it's in your power to do it.
And I'm bringing it up, Ricky, because you know,
I know that this is being said, and you're even being named.
You, y'all ain't been paying no attention to Barwater Wall.
Wow.
There's a clip called 15 minutes of Barbara Walters being a terrible human being.
We're going to insert some of that in here.
All right, back.
Monica, you have been described as a bimbo, a stalker, a seductress.
Describe yourself.
Did you think you had to be pretty?
Everybody had the little pug nose, and, you know, that was the whole look.
Did you think you were good looking?
Why didn't you have your nose fixed?
When you're on stage, you talk about, see, it's hard for me to say.
Now that I'm asking you.
You can say it.
You can't say it.
You just said.
Yeah, but I feel so uncomfortable.
Well, good.
That's not the first time you said it.
Are we going to end up liking each other after this?
I don't know.
I'm good.
I'm not laying it out to my smooth and software.
You can say, oh, I really like that guy.
You know, that Richard's not really bad.
No, you say, I don't like the nigger period.
But you see, I don't.
I don't say I don't like the nigger period.
What do you say that?
Maybe I don't like you.
Hey, how about that?
But not because you're black.
You like me.
You like you.
But now I like you.
Let me do.
Robert Walters looked at the Cardassia and said, y'all don't have any talent.
You don't really act.
You don't sing.
You don't dance.
You don't have any, forgive me, any talent.
Like, yo, Barbara was savage and I loved it.
She was amazing at what she did.
Barbara Walters was Barbara Walters for a reason.
And it shows how much society has changed.
You know what I mean?
Because back then, all you said to yourself was,
man, she's asking the questions that, you know, people want to know.
They got to know the answers to this shit.
Courtney Love, have you ever done heroin in front of your children?
Oh, my God.
Got to see the answer to that.
You are on nothing?
No.
You are on nothing today?
No. No heroin.
My God.
I'm going to ask you all the questions that people think.
Are you a good mother?
Yes. I'm an excellent mother.
Ever do drugs in front of your child?
My God. What a question.
No.
But Courtney, you know these are the things that people say.
Y'all only even pay no attention because she comes in such a neat, nice package.
You know what I mean? Older, white woman.
Little speech impediment.
Word is mine. Y'all want to pay no attention.
Corey Feld up on there way before.
for a Me Too movement
talking about
how he's been
dittled in the business
and Barbara says to him
you're going to ruin
the entire industry
Are you saying that they're pedophiles?
Yes.
And that they're still in this business?
When you talk to parents
They don't go into it
thinking that it's all roses
and sunglasses and art.
You're damaging an entire industry.
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to.
I'm just trying to say that
it's a very important, serious topic.
Talking about not caring about the person.
But the industry.
They all got mad at skin bailers.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
By the way, can't say anything act like I didn't enjoy it.
You've seen the Sean Connery interview with her?
That's the wildest thing.
Oh, the one where he was talking about hitting the girl or something like that.
That's the wildest thing you ever said.
Listen, man, times were totally different.
Times are different, bro.
That is who came before us and who we learned from.
So, you know, the course correction that has happened is starting to balance itself out.
You know what I mean?
because I don't even know if this shit was okay.
Yeah, it might have been not okay even back then.
And she did do an episode where she apologized
for a lot of the stuff that she did.
This was like in 06.
But I don't know if it was for a lot of things,
but it was definitely the Ricky Martin,
the Ricky Martin interview.
But rest in peace, Barbara Walters,
rest in peace to another legend that we lost, man.
Gangster goddamn boo, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Gangster boo, they said no foul play.
I guess they're waiting on the autopsy to come back.
But man, if you don't know who Gangsta Boo was, she was a female member of 3-6 mafia,
an absolute motherfucking legend.
You know what I mean?
Speaking of Script Club, anthems, wait a damn, Goddamn, dollars at, you know,
and Gangstaboo body every three-six track she was on.
And rest in peace, the Gangsta Boo, I thoroughly, thoroughly, as a brother from down south,
you know, it's hard to explain, you know, what female emcees like Gangsta Boo are Mia X meant.
But if like you grew up loving 36 mafia, you grew up loving No Limit, they weren't like token women in the crew.
You know, because it was a time where like every crew had to have a woman rapper.
Yeah.
They were body and shit.
Oh, wow.
Like I, they body and shit.
Like that Mia X is to me top three lyricists in No Limit.
If you ask me, that's my personal opinion.
And I'm going to put Mia X.
I'm going to put, you know, Feeme.
I'm going to put, um, I, I, um, I, uh, I,
I guess you would count Soldier Slim.
Soldier Slim was on no limit, you know what I mean, mystical,
but I'm definitely putting,
and if top five no limit lyricists,
I'm definitely putting me an ex.
And Gangsta Boo definitely, you know,
was an amazing lyricist for 36,
so rest of peace to the gangster boo, man.
And she was always a person that would always just check in
and be a social media or whatever it was.
And she was just a very good, kind-hearted, you know, person.
So, you know, salute the gangster boo.
Man, Pele died too.
Did you even see that?
Pele.
Yeah.
Pele died too.
That one went kind of under the radar.
Dude, death's during the holidays, like, really going to the radar?
Might be.
Might be.
Because we don't pay attention to James Brown.
We don't celebrate James Brown like we should because he died on Christmas.
Yeah, it's also Pele, I think, I think I imagine in, like, Brazil it was, or in the soccer world especially, it was absolutely tragic.
But soccer's just not as prominent over here.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to do a couple asking idiots?
Yeah, I got it.
I know you got a rose.
Do some asking idiots, Taylor game.
Johnny Boy 82.
Oh, this is a good question.
What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
Ooh.
What do you think?
Shultz?
Mythical creature would include...
What mythical creature would improve the world the most if it existed?
Oh my God.
I don't know.
A lot.
Well, what do you think?
Unicorns?
Well, yeah, people would sexualize unicorns.
Probably.
I can see it now.
Probably.
Probably.
They'd be using the unicorn horn as a dildo and just backing it up into that thing.
Oh, man, it'd be crazy.
Yeah.
Dragons we'd use as weapons
Dragons we use the weapons
I would think something like genies
Ooh
Because people could make wishes
But you know that's a lot of power
For somebody to have
That's too much power man
I would think genies
Leprocons maybe
Like anybody that can grant like wishes
People that can heal you maybe
Fairies
Um yeah
Those are the things that I think
Honestly the Avengers
bro
Yeah we might need the event
The Avengers would improve the world the most
Avengers X-Men like mutants and shit
the motherfuckers would act right.
You know what I mean?
Because you know that this team of people
that's going to come fuck shit up
if you're not doing it right.
You think Storm is going to stand for injustice.
You don't want Storm on the side
of the Black Lives Matter movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want those problems.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't want Wolverines sticking up
for all Canadians everywhere.
Oh, you're going to clown Drake?
That's a good ass point.
What's the fuck is going to happen?
That's a good ass point.
It's the truth, you know what I mean?
So it's like, yeah, it's like probably avenges an X-Men.
What about this?
I got to do the one,
and then I'll leave this.
Sleimos 44 said,
are you cut from the Jonah Hill movie, Andrew?
I think I have a line in it.
What?
What do you mean?
I think I have a line at.
The Jonah Hill Eddie Murphy one.
Did it come out?
No, it's not out yet.
January 27th.
Oh, there's an announcement.
So I think I have a line in it.
Why do you think you're cut from it?
Well, I mean, you can be cut from any movie.
You know what I mean?
They film a lot and then you can do it.
But I think I have a line in it.
But I don't have the line.
Remember that really embarrassing one that I gave to
Eddie and then Eddie's like, yeah.
What was the line?
I remember I fucked up the line like five different times.
No, I don't remember.
I fucked up a line like five different times.
Eddie murders of my fucking hero is the reason I do stand up.
And I'm fucking up this line.
You're nervous, bricked up in front of Eddie.
Bricked up.
And then I was doing it.
And then there's this hilarious comic, Felipe.
So I bombed like five times right in front of Eddie.
Eddie doesn't even know how to improv with me.
He just goes, yeah.
And then there's another comedy that comes in that has a line.
Felipe Sparzo, who's fucking hilarious and brilliant.
And he comes in.
He does this.
line and Eddie stops the filming,
looks at him and goes,
you're a comedic genius.
Jesus.
How did that make you feel?
I mean, I was super happy for Felipe
because he's just fucking awesome.
But also the moment, I was like, oh, my
God. I was like the irony
of this moment right here, but they cut
my line.
That's the kind of shit I like.
I know, it's great. It's great.
That's the kind of heart-riching shit.
Oh, it's great.
It's great, dude.
I'm telling my dad,
Hey, Dad, I made a fucking movie with Eddie Murphy,
and then the time of love.
God, no, you couldn't handle that.
God didn't want Eddie Murphy to say Andrew Schultz is a comedic genius.
Maybe next year.
Maybe next year.
This year maybe.
How funny would it be if we all knew I bombed that line
and then we all got into theater and we're all waiting for that line?
And then you just hear Eddie go, yeah.
Why did Slim Most think you're cut, though?
Like, where did you get there from?
Because I always say that about every movie I meant.
I think they're going to cut me from the whole thing.
But apparently I do have a line in it, so.
Oh, let's end on this one.
Mitch Matt Yanna said,
And then I gotta go.
One thing you won't let get to you this year.
Hmm.
What's one thing you won't let to get to you this year, Shokes?
Third world food, bro.
I'm done.
I'm done, bro.
I'm done with that shit.
So I'm not letting that third world food gets me
with all due respect.
I love you guys.
It's amazing.
You guys can digest it.
My stomach's not built for that shit.
So I'm not letting that third world food.
What about you?
The opinions of strangers.
Woo!
The opinion.
I started to say,
the opinions of others, but really the opinions of strangers
because I do value
my friends' opinions. And real quick,
I want to talk about that. There was
a clip going around
of me and Andrew.
It was the old debate we had about who's big a breakfast club
or Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah. And I saw people
having a discussion about that. It was confusing to me because I was like,
what the fuck? But I realized it was an old clip.
Very old clip. And
I want to say this, man.
The reason is my friend.
And I hope that all of y'all have friends.
like this, ain't no yesman.
I don't have no yesman around me.
I don't want no yesman around me.
You know what I mean?
I want everybody to share their opinions.
And it says a lot about people
when they think
Schultz shouldn't have that opinion
in regards
to me.
It's like, no, this is why this is my guy.
Because I know that he's going to tell me
the truth always and everybody
around me is like that.
Taylor is too honest.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You need that kind of stuff.
Like, they were ridiculously.
Like, everybody around me is honest.
Like, there's none of us being yes men, yes, women to each other.
And that's why we're winning.
Yeah.
I didn't feel like it was an insulting thing to say.
I was just.
It was a conversation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a conversation.
It was a debate.
Like, yeah.
And it was just weird to me to see people debate that and try to spin it into something.
But that's what people do.
They want to create some drama out of something.
But that's insecurity in them.
And it also says what.
they expect out of the people around them.
I don't expect that.
I don't want nobody around me to tell me what I want to hear.
I want people around me to tell me absolutely positively what they think.
And that doesn't mean that another people do this.
Like they are afraid to even compliment because they think it's dick ride and whatever.
It's like,
yo, if you're being honest with your bro,
you can tell him when he's absolutely killing it.
And you can tell him when he's not.
Absolutely.
If you're too afraid to tell him when he's killing it,
you're not being honest with him.
A hundred percent.
So I got no problem celebrating my homies, man.
And you know me, I'm the biggest fan of you and all of your success.
So that same is.
Here you go.
What you mean?
There you go.
There you go.
You won't give me back what I gave you?
You get a little bit of that.
Now you're about to start another goddamn debate.
What you talk about?
Come on.
Is that I need my cut?
You know what I'm talking about something else.
You saw what he gave it to him and he gave it to him.
He tried to give him back what he gave.
Why did white people done so well?
Stolen the riches of Africans, bro.
So you're going to bring back some African shit to a white person.
I'm not going to take a little.
bit, I'll put it in a museum or something.
We'll do something about it.
As always, if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,
you think we're being, it should feel lighter, bro.
If you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,
you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit,
you're absolutely right, too.
Go Goda!
