The Brilliant Idiots - First Nut Shorty

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

First Things First!!! Congrats to our Schulz who sold out 2 shows, at Radio City Music Hall this past weekend! Selling out 12,000 seats to two shows is already a flex, but to also have Money Maker Bill Gates as one of the seat fillers for the night, Schulz may have a chance on being President! Speaking of Presidents, during the episode, Charlamagne and Schulz discuss how hilarious our President Biden can be, after different video clips of Biden confused went viral. They also discuss DJ Envy's viral clip of him admitting his wife faked orgasms, which gave Wax more ammo to not trust women. Lastly, they finish off the episode with some "Ask an Idiot" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Now let's start to show. Tram Black this is here. Yeah. Do-Doo Herm, Big Wax. The champ is here. Let's go, baby. Let me tell you something, man. Everybody that came to Radio City Music Hall this past weekend,

yes. You all saw what a lot of people have been seeing all over the country for the past few years. Y'all saw the reigning king of stand-up comedy. I'll argue with anybody. I'll debate anybody. I'll dispute anybody. Andrew Schultz. Your place is solidified right now.

That was so cool. What are you making? What are you mean? Your place is solidified right now. You know why I love shit like this? I love shit like this because, you know, random conversations I'll be talking, right? You know, we'll drop references. Well, you know, when you do music, you'll say Drake, you know, you'll say Kendrick, you know.

When I do comedy, I'll be like, I'll say Chris Rock, I'll say Chappelle, I'll say Andrew Shokes, you know what I'm saying? Because you always want to, I'm from an era where you compliment the OGs. Of course. So you say Jay-Z, you know, Scarface and you'd be like, Kendrick. Whoever the new person is, right? I do the same thing. I say Andrew Sholtz. I always see y'all in the comments.

This guy said Andrew Shokes. This guy said Andrew Shokes. And I think it's one thing when people see you all over the country doing it. They're like, okay, that's cute, you know. But when you sell out a story venue, like Radio City Music Hall, it's something different, man. It's a different stamp. That was crazy.

I'm looking at the comments on Instagram, people looking at the pictures. I'm seeing other comedians going, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which translates to me, like, I knew, but I didn't quite know. You know, I thought it was just Instagram. I thought it was just YouTube. You know what I mean? Two shows Radio City Music Hall.

How do you feel? I mean, it was awesome. Yeah, it felt amazing. I'm like still processing. I was texting you the other day. I'm just like, yeah, you know, your whole, it's like my whole life's work for that moment. Yeah. And I was coming up in that little elevator thing behind the stage.

And I remember, like, it was just, it was like what you see in a movie, those montages. I understand now why they put those in movies. When they come up? Yeah. And the first thing you said, you were. like, hey, I need to try that at least. Yo, it's crazy, bro. Like, your whole life you're watching.

You know, like every, literally, every show I did, every person I begged to come to a show on a street, like every time I bombed, everything is just like flashing in and out. Like, you know, my parents telling me to go after it, you know, like people tell me not, like all these things are fucking happening. And then your head lifts over the stage. And then I guess for what I'm describing, I was able to, like, come up under this contraption to you're below the stage. and my head lift to other stage

and then you just look out you see these people like standing up going crazy and it's just all that goes away and I had been like preparing what I was going to open with like the whole week and I was like I just want to make sure

the opening goes well and you guys weren't at the first show but this is the first show I'm going up and I'm like okay I got the opening I just need to get that down and I need to be good and I walk up and there's an Asian girl

with a fucking like piece of paper that has something written on it and she's holding it she said roast me it's my birthday And so I could go with what I want to say Or I could acknowledge You know this thing that's happening in the moment And it was almost like

It was like some divine intervention ship Because like these things that have happened in the moment Have really helped propel my career And like I didn't even think about it And I was like look at the Chinese telling us what to do already And like I just And I just fucking went with it And it was like

Oh so far fucking cool, man. Yeah, it was so, I got a little emotional. It was cool. I really got a road show, bro. It was cool. The whole time he kept saying, like,

you know. That's one of the most impressive parts. They're going to fuck this dude up one day. I'm not going to lie. The whole time I kept thinking, I was like, I don't want him to be Will Smith. I don't want him to be Chris Rock.

Meaning, meaning I don't want him to blow the biggest night of his career. And I don't want him to get attacked. You know what I'm saying? I'm sitting there like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just like, yo, I'm, I kept, I'm watching them.

And I'm like, yo, I'm like, yo, Shultz's going in. And he's going in, he's going into where we're looking around like, holy shit. Did he just say that? Somebody got up really pissed off. I got to piss off a few people, you know. See, I'm processing it like, this is why I love Shultz's comedy, because I'm processing it like, all right, is this edgy because of the time that we're in?

Right. Or is this edgy because it's edgy? Yeah, yeah. And then here he goes with the goddamn, Mexican joke that I'm not gonna say. And it kept going. It was like, okay, boom, one hit, then one hit, one hit, and then you turn them over.

And that's why I'm like, oh, holy shit. Holy fucking shit. It's not even edge. It's not even over the edge. This is, oh, it's off the edge. You're floating. You don't jumped off the edge, you're just floating on the cliff. You're dancing in the air.

I'm like, this motherfucker is wild. I don't even get to see in your face when I said. said the line. What was that? We just looking at each other. I'm looking at each other. I'm like, oh, like, oh, like. And people kept standing up, so I don't know if that's somebody standing to go get

some pizza or they're about to come fuck you up. They're going to get a piece of me. No, but Naila said it the best. Naila was like, everybody was laughing. Yeah. And we were laughing with each other. Yeah. And not at each other.

Yes. Takes a special kind of skill set to tell those kind of jokes. Yeah. And have everybody in the room laughing. I only saw one person walked out. And she was a lesbian. Her girlfriend did not want to leave. Her girlfriend stayed for extra three, four minutes.

And then I saw her look at her phone. And she got that text. If you want your pussy eight later tonight, you better get the fuck up out of here right now. Okay? But no, man, Duval hit me this morning. He sent me a picture. He sent me a picture.

He said, I cried when I saw this. Oh, he said, I said, I'm still in my feelings. Yeah. Straight up. I said you had to be there, man. That shit was like, it's just unreal. Like, what, 12,000 people? Yeah, man.

Two shows. Yeah, man. And fucking, if you ever thought Andrew was Illuminati, it was confirmed. Because Bill fucking Gates came to the first show. Yes, the Bill Gates. That's buying all the farmland in America. The Bill Gates that y'all think. may or may not have created coronavirus with the Chinese.

You want to host a wild shit? In the special that Alex and I did together, it was not views before that. Views from the sis. Now it was views from the sis. I have a joke where it was about like the whole Me Too movement. And I was like, I was like, listen, if a billionaire grab my dick. Like, no, I was like, if Bill Gates, no, it's something like, ladies, you'd upset.

You know, you're getting. forget what the fucking joke is, but I said something about billionaires groping me. And I was like, because I was like, Bill Gates grabbed my dick, I'd grab his wrist and hold it there, right? And I go, I'll show you Microsoft. Right? Right. Right. So I had that

joke that has existed and that millions of views. So he's in the audience. And there's a little part of me like, am I about to ask him, is that why he's here? You came here to grab this dick, huh? I'm saying. It's available to you. I think you like stand-up. I did, because, you know, that blue First of all, I blew my mind, so I had to go do some research.

I was looking it up all weekend. Yeah. They have a video online with Bill Gates watching a Chris Rock. So he got good taste. Yeah, I don't know if it was a special. It was something with Chris Rock going in on Bill Gates, and he was watching it and laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he enjoyed it.

From what I was told, he laughed at some really offensive jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, funny is funny. Funny is funny. Even when it may be a, and I don't even know if it's offensive. I don't think it's offensive. You know, sometimes I say it at the end of the show, but I don't like to be too overhand with stuff,

but like everybody that comes to our show comes because they want to be made fun of. Like, if I don't make fun of a group afterwards, they'll come up to me. You know, where the Jewish jokes or where the lesbian jokes. Like they want it. So we've created this environment amongst all this like political correctness and woe shit where people come to laugh at one another and it's good. Like if you look at the audience, it's wild diverse. You know, so it's like everybody's,

there to be laughed at. And it feels to me kind of like how I grew up in the city where we just had a bunch of different people. We all busts each other's balls, but it was love. But if anybody outside the group started clowning on one of our friends, and it's like, who the fuck you talk to? Right. But like, that's my Indian friend I make fun of it. You don't get to make

fun of it. But yeah, so that's that was the environment we wanted to create. The next person to get cracked on. That's all. And everybody got it. And from Mark to Akash. Oh, they killed it. Derek. And Mark. I mean, I told you, before Marcus is a star.

He's brilliant. Yeah, he's brilliant. Akash had a great, that, that, that, Akash had some really good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The wage gap, the wage gap thing? Oh, that was phenomenal. Yeah, that was phenomenal.

I like the other one, too, the catching gay. Uh, yeah. Oh, you can't. We don't want to give it away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, man, it was really good. Derek, too. Derek is, Derek's got the hardest job, man,

because going up while people are sitting down, like, what I do with my shows is, like, I don't let, I basically hold the show a little bit. I don't want to tell people so that don't ever come late to the show, but I want the host to get a real opportunity to perform. A lot of times when you go to shows, you'll see the hosts up there. Motherfuckers are still sitting down. The room is half full. You're basically an usher. But the show starts when you enter the venue for me. So I want you seated for the whole thing because I think all them are brilliant. Like, no, it was all funny. No, it was amazing,

man. I was really inspired. And it really got me to thinking like, it got me to thinking how how everything went too far. Meaning like Duval always has this line with Duval was like, if you're not laughing at life, you're missing the point. The point. Yeah. And it's really true. Like, we all take all of this stuff too serious.

Yeah. Because nobody's inherently evil, right? Like, none of us are trying to offend people. None of us are like intentionally trying to piss folks off. Of course, you got people out there in this world that's doing. Right. But most of the people y'all attack aren't doing that. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And sometimes we go too far and we regret it, too. Like you can make a joke this too far and be like, ah, fuck. Yeah, that was a little crazy. Yeah, a couple of them I said that that man. You can slap box with your friend and then slap a little too hard. And then be like, yo, my bad.

Fuck. I went too crazy. That's it. That's it. I blame the last two presidents. I mean, I blame Obama and I blame Trump. What's that? Give me that.

Obama and Trump created extremes. Not saying those extremes didn't always exist. They did. But then they started to go into every single. sector of life. And maybe it's social media as well. Maybe being at social media, there was just, all of a sudden there was just divide. Because there was a time on social media where all of us were like a comedy show.

Yeah, it was Twitter was crazy. It was all funny games. It was true. It was literally, it was like the way your comedy show was Saturday night. That's how was Twitter. Social media was. And maybe we just weren't paying attention to the people who were offended. Maybe we were louder than all of them, you know.

Or maybe people accepted it was jokes. Maybe people accepted it as jokes. Yeah. to the person. I mean, you look back to old deaf comedy jam shit. Oh, come on, man. And there's a clip I posted recently of Martin. Do you see the one of Martin?

Yes. Martin's talking to the dude who dated MC Light. Yes. Bras. Yeah. Brough. And he's like, I used to fucker. He goes, I used to fucker. And he goes, you're talking about MC Light, right? And he's talking to dude's fucking. He goes, I used to fucker. Everybody loses their mind. He goes, let me tell you something.

There's some light at the end of that tunnel. They just laughed. You know how with Black people laugh, they move, right? They just walked out the fucking venue, bro. It was amazing. I think Obama made a divide because of his skin color. Because if it was about his policies.

Yo, his policies was straight down the middle. Like, that's, that was the only pushback I was going to give you about Obama. I was like, like, if Obama is, if Obama's not black, obviously conservatives are going to be upset about whoever the Democrat is and then vice versa, you know, with Democrats and the Republican. But like, policy wise, pretty moderate. Down the middle. He wasn't even with gay marriage his first daughter.

I know. Like, if he ran now with his first policy. Oh, my God. Yeah, y'all be canceling Iraq. Look at this Nazi. Right? Like, you know, real talk. That's real.

But I think he divided people with his race, right? That was the extreme. And then Trump came along and he divided everybody with everything. You know what I'm saying? People wanted him because they was like, yo, they agree with him on a lot of different things. But then his rhetoric is what made everybody be like, oh, hell, no. which was a very great point that you made it to show.

Do you know what I'm saying? It was just a very great point. I don't want to tell the joke, but it was great. The T-Ref shit. Oh, yeah. It's fucking true, man. I didn't even know that.

It was like, yo, like you said, it was the sound. Like he did shit we haven't seen in a long time. And I literally told somebody this last night I was having dinner. I said, yo, man, I said, do you realize that the only reason cancel coaching

became what it was was because people couldn't cancel Trump. So they started hanging at all the low-hanging fruit. That's interesting. They started going in all the low-hanging fruit. I'm going to go to the supporters

because I can't do anything to that. He's independently wealthy. Even if he's not present, he goes back to all this money. Yes. Yeah, he's married. You got kids. He got everything he needs.

You can't take nothing away from him. That's right. Oh, wow. Leave him alone. That's right. And he took it a step further by talking to me about, he told me about this story about Senator Tim Cotton or Tom Cotton, whatever it is. And he wrote this op-ed in the, I think it was the New York Times. I forgot

which one it was, but he wrote this op-ed somewhere. And I forgot what it was. He was even disgusting. But whatever it was, everybody got mad at the New York Times. Because they couldn't do anything to him. He couldn't do nothing to Senator. Yeah, yeah. It's a powerlessness. That's it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's it. So it's just like, I just feel like we all went too far. we all went too far this way. We all went too far that way. We all got a little too upset when we shouldn't have.

And I'm just watching this show Saturday and I'm listening and I'm like, this is the space we got to play in. Yeah. Because honestly, this is the space that keeps you objective. Yeah. It's the thing is this place, though.

You think it's dangerous? Everybody can't. If somebody else do what Andrew did, they're going to get smacked. If Will Smith hadn't to hit Chris smack, Chris Rock, would you think it was dangerous? Prior.

No, because I know other people who get smacked too. A lot of people get smacked up. I don't know. He got punched in the face before. Yeah, but these people also know what they're coming into outside of the lesbian. And to be fair to her, no one's came into her. You know what I mean?

Listen, one of these girls probably brought their man there. He probably didn't want to go anyway. He just waiting for something. Oh, he had the time of his life, though. If you're a girl, you bring your dude to my show, you're going to have the fucking time. He probably didn't want to go. He's waiting for just to do something. You know, my favorite, well, there's a couple things I really like when young people bring their parents and then they

see their parents laughing at like wild shit. And then their parents would come up to me afterwards. They'd be like, damn, and that's what comedy was like, you know, we can make jokes about people, blah, blah, blah. So I love like, maybe it's, I'm getting a little bit old now and seeing my pops and thinking about having kids and stuff. Like, so seeing like parents and kids like hang out as adults together is that kind of beautiful.

And then, but I love it when like a guy brings his girl, he's not sure. And then they really like it. And then he has this like kind of like newfound thing with his girl. Like, oh, we can get. Yeah. Yeah. It's a sense of freedom. Yeah.

It's a freedom that you leave that show with. Like, it's okay. You know, the world's going to be okay. It's okay. Everything's going to be okay. It's okay. It's okay. The real world ain't the internet.

It's not the blog. You see any such a show? You might be fucked up. No, that's right. The real world's not the internet. That's the real world. The world's not the blogs. And don't take shit so serious.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I literally was laughing at a Joe Biden video yesterday because it's something you said. on stage. The Easter funny shit? Yeah, no, when you, yes, no, which one you saw when he was at North Carolina A&T?

The one where he was about to start talking about Afghanistan and the Easter Pundy came in, like... No, you didn't see, yo, Taylor pulled this video. You got to see this video. Wait, which one is this way? Bro, you have to see this video. Just pull up Joe Biden, North Carolina A&T, um, handshake. Oh, when he shanks shakes the air.

Yes. I see now. I say now. I say that, yeah, yeah. That shit. No, but you didn't, that, I mean, that shit is absolutely amazing. but the bird ship one is good, but the Easter Bunny one is fire

because they put a controller of him in an Easter Bunny outfit in case he started talking about shit he wasn't supposed to. And then, yeah, and then the reporters are going, so what are we doing about Afghanistan these things? He goes, well, the thing about Afghanistan,

the Easter Bunny literally comes going, hey, time to look at the eggs. I swear to God, no, man. Oh, wait. I'm putting up, man. Look up Joe Biden, Easter Bunny interruption. No.

But see, here's the thing. I would have been disgusted at that video prior to your show. And now you're like... Because I'm like, yo, this motherfucker really is. He got it. He's the truth. He really is. That guy.

If you look at it from this perspective, it's like, I don't get mad. He doesn't get mad. Like, this old motherfucker has no idea where he's at. He's like, oh, look, it's just crazy. He's all right. Howard Duval watching it. He just laughed. He just laughed.

Duval would be smoking a bun and be dying laughing. Okay, watch this shit. This shit is so far. Turn it up? Video of East the Bunny interrupting Joe Biden viewed five million times. Now, watch this, watch this, watch it. Wait. Oh, there you go, yeah.

Oh, yeah, here you go, here you go. There you go, there you go. So he starts, they start asking him shit. He's really lost. What is it? Joe Biden quickly interrupted by the Easterboy. There's another video of it, too. After he started.

Oh, so basically the Easter Bunny is like his PR. Exactly. Watch, but watch. Oh, come on now. Come on. Let's go over here. Now there's another angle from the back. Oh, my God.

It's amazing. Well, instead of a PR, he got a BR. You know, that's sad. There it is. This one. Watch this. It's my favorite angle. Afghanistan.

Oh, oh, wait, wait, what you doing talking about Afghan? Hey. Shooting him like a kid. Bye-bye. Most powerful man in the world. I guess. I mean, you know, some people just have a title. Yeah, but I mean, some people just have a title.

But is the tour over? Two more places. Atlantic City and then Vancouver. Vancouver is a make-up date. When is Atlantic City? Lank City is Saturday. You have to go see Andrew Schultz on tour. I don't even know what the numbers are,

but I don't see anybody doing more tickets than you than Coy. Who's out on the road? I guess Chris is on the road now. Chris, Chris is on the road. I mean, Cavs, like, There are guys that are like, I mean. But those guys are big dog. You know what I mean?

Like you're the new big dog. You know what I mean? Those guys. Tom Segura and Burke Kreischer do great. But I hear what you're saying. Like my generation, I'm probably like one generation below those guys. And of my generation, yeah,

I think we're the one doing it, man. And the one question I had, what comic from New York City, morning bread from New York, has sold our Radio City musical twice? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe. Last one I saw was Eddie. Oh, wow. 85. I had to Google these things. Oh, wow. And I'm not saying that was it, that was it. But the last one I saw was Eddie Murphy.

Holy shit. I'm sure Rock has had to do it, though, right? Rock, I know Rock has come into Radio City on his tour currently. And then maybe Andrew Dice Clay or something. But that is, that's, you know, that's crazy. I didn't even think about, like, how many New Yorkers. Born and bred New Yorkers that have sold out Radio City twice in a night. Born and bred New Yorkers.

Yeah, that's a crazy thing, man. You should be proud of yourself, man. I felt proud, man. You got to have some kids now. I know, right? That's the next goal. I know. I know.

We got to go on a honeymoon and then after that. Maybe during the honeymoon. Yeah. Yeah. Now you don't have to wear no mask on the plane. I heard about that. Which is so, I don't know why they're just getting around to that. Yeah.

You're not wearing masks nowhere else. We just was at a fucking comedy show with 6,000 people. I know. You know what I'm saying? Not a mask. Not a mask of sight. How dope was that? Even Bill Gates didn't have a mask,

but I think you start putting a mask back on at least. Say again? The case is going back, though. We need to at least start putting masks back on. I think it's over, bro. Even on the plane, it's like, yo, like they say the plane has like a filtration system that purifies the air every six minutes.

So they're like the only way you can really get cold with if somebody right next to you has it. So it's safer this whole time in the plane? That's what I, I mean, I don't see why it's not. I don't see how it. it is. Everybody just breathing each other in that one... The filtration system. What a flight attendant is going to do now

that they can't yell at us? The whole flight. Yell at us about not having to go on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the whole fucking flight. Like, come on, lady. Everything I'm eating. Yeah. Yeah. Al got an argument with this guy is a fucking animal, bro. Where were we going out? Oh, fuck. I forget where we're going. We're going on

something like that. And then Al is sitting in the first seat behind first class. Right? Six. So it's like that he's right here. He's in the middle seat. Yeah. And then there's a white lady obviously next to him, right?

Now I'm a couple seats in front of him so I can hear things going on, but I don't know exactly what's happening, right? All I hear is him starting to argue with this lady, right? And the lady gets told him to put his mask on, right? So Al goes, I'm drinking. And she goes, she goes, she goes, you haven't been taking a sip for a minute. And he goes, you don't know how long it takes me to take a sip. She lost her fucking much. Al hit the flight attendant shit.

Al hit the flight attendant shit. This lady's bothering me. This lady's harassing me. No, no, no, no, no. The flight attendant came over. Oh, no. Another lady. The white lady.

Yeah. So, and the Al just said, the Karen. And the Al goes, this lady's harassing me. Please tell her to stop harassing me. She said, yeah. I got Karen right back on her.

The language. He knows the language. You learn from Karen. Yep. Her husband and her kid were there next on the aisle. They looked over and then just looked away, right? It was like, oh, mom's out of the kid. That means they know.

He knows his wife's and that guy, that kid knows his mom. You were videotaping her. Yeah. They really shut the fuck up. Was she a Karen, Karen? Yeah. Like super. Top guy.

Blonde hair. Oh, he's harassing. And then I started texting the group chat. But so she can see it. So I'm texting it with my. my phone. And I'm like, yo, this bitch next to me is wow.

What is she saying? Stop. She's like, don't be texting about me. I was like, man, mind your business. What I do on my phone is none of your business. Wow. You didn't have to get moved? What?

No, no, no. She moved. Wow. Times are changed. Let's go. I wonder what to happen. I did that. Son.

I definitely would have pulled the plane. He would have pulled the plane off. He would have pulled the plane up. They don't put it to plane open. They're not playing. I would have definitely wild the fuck out. They're not playing. They're not playing with you.

Oh shit. There is a talking about wild jokes. You know, Elon Omar, the congresswoman from this, she had, she, she responded to this video of these people playing like Christian songs on a plane for Easter. Okay. Like they busted out of guitar. They started playing like some Christian. music, whatever like that.

And she was like, what would happen if me and my people had decided to have a prayer in the middle of a flight? And then... And then somebody responded, not bam, Pam, somebody responded,

you know, she goes, what would happen to a flight if me and my people started to have a prayer in the middle of it? The response was, it would end up in the 50th floor of the Empire State. Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Jesus, right? Jesus, right? Lost it. Hey, by the way, though, by the way, you got to read the room. Listen, you got to read the room. Why would you do

that? Why would any Muslim person do that? No, but they didn't. They didn't. She said, what if? No, we don't want that what if. That's not even something to put out there. You know why? Because it'll be a group of Muslim people who want to try it. Yeah. People have a

reason to feel that way. Why? us. Well, I guess that's what we were talking about. No, I hear you. It's like, we've been fed so much media that this thing could happen. Even if the media is bullshit, people are going to be anxious. That's right. That doesn't mean that you should have to change your life because of that. But I thought it was annoying that she just like, that she just talked about. She's like, she's like annoying. She's trying to like antagonize. Like, is it annoying that these fucking people are standing up in a middle of flight like playing their guitar?

Yeah. It's annoying that's annoying. Baby's annoying. Yeah. It's annoying. Babies cry. Yeah. Things are annoying. Yeah. Things are fucking annoying. Let's keep it at that. Let's keep it at how annoying this thing is. Yeah, that's it. Just stay right there.

We all agree. Like, you can just all agree with like, ugh, this is annoying. But when you turn it into one of my people, that's like, grace, religion. Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also, it's one day, year, too. It's on fucking Easter. It's not like it's a Thursday and they're just up there having a rock concert on the flight. Like, you can't let the Christians have one fucking day. That's right. That's right.

Once again. We appreciate it. This is also what happened when you don't let Jesus headline, his holiday. You let the bunny Because how much funnier would that Joe Biden video have been If it was somebody If it was Jesus

Jesus I'm back But it's the truth Man Let Jesus headline more holidays Yo The bunny don't goddamn matter It just doesn't

Let's talk about Gia Casey Suit to Gia Who's Gia Who's gear? Who's gear? Break it down V's wife Oh yeah Yeah

Yeah Our guy Envi has a him and Gia Have a book out called Real Life Real Love Can you play the clip for Andrew Taylor? Andrew hasn't seen the clip. This is actually a story that's in the book that Envi and Gia shared. You see the headline on Shade Room.

This is an interview they did with Shade Room. DJ Envi and Gia Casey step in and talk cheating, faking it in the bedroom, healing, and more. And I'm sure so many women can relate. Like, you want to reward that man for that work. and the only reward that you have to offer is an orgasm. But even if I didn't feel it, I would still be performative. So yes, I was faking it. We got into like an argument and then she was like, well, you know, I don't be having an orgasm.

She didn't say it in that. She speaks way more eloquent than I would have. And I was like, I don't. I'm like, no, yes, you do I hear it? Like, and you're, oh, whoa, oh. And then she's like, no, I'm faking it. I'm like, every time. And she was like, yeah.

And then that just crushed me because I thought I was putting in work. Like, I'm sitting there thinking I'm, you know, big daddy long leg. InV? Envy is going to get destroyed, bro. Let me tell you. Oh, they're cooking them. Let me tell you something about DJ Envy. DJ Envy is top five, funniest people I know that's not a comedian.

That motherfucker is hilarious without even trying. And he's even more hilarious when he's dead serious. Hold on. That is the funny part about it. That is the funny is shit. It's not a stereotype if it's true And everything that's ever been said about light skin men This facts

When it comes to DJ envy, it is a hundred and in Is he king light skin? Facts Yeah, yeah, yeah He might be king light skin, yo He's good He's up there, man He's up there.

Because Drake's not really light skin, he's half. That's different. Well, people, it's a debate whether NV's Dominican or not. His dad's in Dominican. Wait, what is that? an island? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not Dominican Republic. I don't know.

I'm from South Carolina. I ain't been there before. I don't know. Opa Laca. Let me tell you where I'm from before you keep asking questions. That's right. Oh, Dominica. Dominique.

Dominique. So he's Dominican. Same difference. Yeah. I just pronounced Dominican. Oh, yeah. Now he's Spanish is all good. So wait a minute.

Oh, wow. So she never orgasm? 10 years. 10 years. You know they've been to get since they were teenagers. So. From like 16, 17 to 27. She didn't have a single orgasm with him.

He was the one that cheated? Oh. Yeah. Your pride, it depends on what happens. Your pride gets hit up, man. You got to see if you still got it. Was that inappropriate what I just said or that was a good question, bro? I like the question.

Because he was cheating with the arrogance of, yeah, I make my girl orgasm all the time. Let me spread this around. No, you know what I'm saying? It could have been after she told him. Right. Right or wrong. You know, like, the low-key, she gave him the confidence to cheat. That's kind of her a little bit.

If she broke it down at home, he got to go see if he worked for somebody else. Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. If she's not, you're saying? Yeah, who knows around the time? You know what I'm saying? She probably would have told him that. Oh, that hurt his ego. And because his ego is so hurt, he's like, I need to have sex somebody else.

No, no, low-key, that's, I'm obviously not blaming her. But, like, I can totally see why a guy would go out there and stray because of insecure. Like he'd be like, yo, I don't feel confident having sex with you. I needed to know someone really enjoys having sex with me so I could feel like I'm worth something. All cheating is insecurity, though. Yes. I think so.

I think all cheating is feeding your ego. I think it's all insecurity. Oh, dang. I think so. What's some of it? I think most of it is that girls want to give you something. And you just feel bad letting them down. Yeah, just do it just because.

Yeah, but you wouldn't want, I don't think you hurt the one you love when you, you don't hurt the one you love intentionally. Meaning, like, you don't do it on purpose. So if you love somebody and you really care about them and you really love yourself, you're not going to do anything that's going to hurt them. You know what I'm saying? So that's why I say I think it's insecurity and I think it's ego because I was having this conversation with Gia this morning. I'm like, I don't think there's, when the man cheats, it has nothing to do with what he has at home.

Nothing. I don't think it has nothing to do with what he has at home. Maybe 10%. I think it's what he lacks in itself. Okay, yes. Is it possible that like your relationship at home could be deteriorating your, you know, self-confidence and then you're going out there. And also you might not be a very confident person.

You might be very codependent, but that person isn't providing what you need to depend on them. So you go outside to do it. So it's your insecurity. Yeah. But you're not getting that same thing that you got from that woman. Yeah, because you still lack stuff in yourself, right? Like you should, when you really have real self-confidence,

you don't need nobody to validate it. Yes, yes. You know what I'm saying? That's why social media got everybody going fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody wants this validation from all these outside influences. When you have it in here, can't nobody valid. Alida, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? So it's like, even if you are having issues at home, like, your woman can't bring down yourself confidence. She might piss you off. Yeah. But she can't bring down yourself confidence. Yeah, we just got pussy just because a girl wanted to get you something is the right time, right place?

No, that's wild. You're a wild boy. No, no, I'm just saying. I don't do it now. I'm just saying it just happened. I don't think anything was wrong at home. It's just like, okay, it just happened because it happened. There was nothing wrong with nothing.

I think it's ego, man. It wasn't insecure. But you're also single. You're not cheating. I'm not talking about now. No, I'm saying back when you did this, when you were just fucking random girls. Like, yeah, even if I wasn't to something,

it was like, I just did it. What do you mean? It wasn't into something. If I was into a relationship, if a girl just wanted to back in the girl. If you had a girlfriend. Yes, and the girl just on her. I cheated on only because the other girl wanted to give me something,

not because I was insecure or I felt like something was wrong at home. That's not a good enough reason. Like, you got to have a reason that if you do get caught, Yeah. Have you tried to tell a girl that? I get it. That's not a good reason. I was going to be fucked up anyway. Why did you cheat on me? Because she gave it to me. She just wanted to give me some pussy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You never just fuck somebody because they wanted to give you pussy? You had to feel bad. Not cheating. Not cheated. Like, I wouldn't risk throwing away my whole relationship just because because I'd like to give you some pussy. Word. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. You're not homeless, bro. I'm like, yeah, I really did it because y'all felt bad. What do you mean?

You felt bad for yourself, so you took pussy from somebody else? No, the only time I've cheated is because I knew the, the relationship was over and I was too much of a coward to break up. See, now that's the different story. Okay. That means that you're disconnected. You're emotionally disconnected. You don't want to be in a relationship no more, but you have not laid the gauntly down.

And that's on me. I was a fucking pussy. If I manned up, then I wouldn't have wasted that girl's time for a few months. Now, some people call that self-destruction on purpose, though. Ooh. Because you want to get caught. That's right. Take me out my misery.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're not trying to hide it. You leave your phone facing up with you. You know what I mean?

Hoping she texts you. I miss you, boom. That was good last night. Yes. You hope that. Like, some people do it on purpose. I wouldn't say that, though.

I think we're still asking the wrong questions when it comes to this Gia envy thing, though. Okay. The question we should be asking is, how do we know our women haven't been faking orgasms? That's facts. I've been, we had a phone conversation about it this morning.

A lot of women was calling in saying they were faking orgasms. I don't want to know about it. What are what I don't want to think about. What are about it? What are all that are going on. I like what I think is happening. You got about a cake batter on your hair, on your pubes.

That's yeast infection, bro. What? That's not cum. That's not a lot of yeast infection, bro. That's not come, bro. What is happening? What is happening? What is you?

What is happening right now? He's talking about discharge. Discharge is not come, bro. Not discharge is. You're knowing the girl nutting on you. Most of the time with girls nut is internal. It is? Yes.

It's like a select few of girls who actually squirting. And squirting ain't nothing but pee. Yeah, it's pee. Yeah, I understand the pee part, but I'm just in the pee part, but I'm, telling you knowing the girl, so all that shaking and stuff, you can't shake that fast. What are you talking about? Fuck a girl from Harlem if you want to.

You want to fake an orgadic. What do you mean? What are you talking about? You know what I'm saying? You know the different shake like a seizure shake. Do we? Do we? Oh, you want to pick that shit, too?

Come on, that's a woman. Teller, let us know. How do you pick a seizure shake? That's like two-ups. Because we know that you guys like that to make it seem all extra. We do that. Yes. You can fake a shake?

You can. Yes. I'll show you all right now. You can't fake no shake. Come on. Show it. Show us. Let's go.

You got to go on camera. You got to do it on camera, Taylor. I'll do it. I'll do the noises and you do the shake. All right? Okay. Come on. I'll do the noises.

I'll do the noises. I'll do the noise. I'll do the noise. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. There you go. There you go. There you go. Act. Like it's from the back. All right. You.

Fuck you. That just happened. You never know, yo. You'd be out here thinking you're putting in work and she just tired. She's like, man, this motherfucker has been sweating on me for 20 minutes. You know what I'm saying? My legs hurt. It's just starting to hurt.

I've been working all day. I am tired. Let me just haul them shake one time and I'm done. Oh, fuck, dude. That's what I'm saying. People laughing at that in the movie. they need to be having this conversation. Well, yo, if you fake it, keep that shit to yourself.

No. If you're faking it for us, don't tell us too. You know what I'm saying? Selfish ass. I want to know. That's like buying me a present and taking it back. How do you get better if somebody don't tell you? Man, fuck that.

If you're faking it, I don't need to wear. We fake too. Yeah. Do I look fat in this dress? Would you rather? Would you rather? We look great. Yeah, you look amazing.

I don't make up. I had to do it by myself. You want those real laughs, man. Like, would you rather real laughs a fake laugh. Real laughs. Yes, them real laughs. They come from here.

It's like an orgasm. They come from here, man. You don't know where they come from, bro. You don't. People don't know where they come from, bro. I like, hey, listen, if you're going to fake it, keep that shit to yourself. You don't have the same energy.

You don't have to tell the man you're faking it, though. No, that's what I'm saying. If you're in a relationship, I would want you to tell me because I want to get better. Well, don't, don't fake it. If you're in a relationship, just don't come, and then let's work that out. Why she just tell you, you want to hear she's faking it?

No, no, no, no. I want, well... If I got a big show or something important, fake that shit twice. Like, you know what I'm saying? Also, you're faking one running back.

You know what I mean? Like, why I got to feel like kind of the man. Like, made me feel like the man, the man. Right? You go out of the motherfucking conquer shit. Thank you. You might fake the first one

because you know, you might be like, you know what? Maybe he's not that good. Maybe he'll get better. You know what I'm saying? Okay, that's fine. And then if it happens again, you're like,

uh, it happens a third time. You might have to say something. Yeah, yo, let's talk, let's get work on it, let's figure out what you like. I'm all about that kind of shit. That's right. But don't do the shit where you fake it and tell me after. What's bad sex, though? How do you have bad sex?

What you mean? Early? A lot of bad sex, though. And that's the other thing women, that's the conversation women don't want to have because men, we can't tell a woman that they poo-pong-pong trash. We can't tell a woman that, man, this thing ain't really wet. Yo, it's our fault. Yeah, you know what a woman would do.

A woman can tell us, oh, you got a little dig. Oh, you know, really not a fuck. You don't eat, you do that to a woman. You do that to a woman. Watch what happened. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God.

To her pussy stink? What's her fucking wrong with you boy? You can't suck dick. No, that's, you should tell her. What? The pussy stink. I've done that. That's what?

You're a wild guy. Hold on, no, no, no, no. I've done that. How did you do it? How did you do it? I just told her screed up. I told her woman straight up. Like, yo, you don't know how to get flage.

And actually, it was so funny. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, now the whole big-ass word. Oh, no, I actually told her. She said her pussy stink or she said she can't give her? No, no, it wasn't. I told she couldn't give hate. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pussy stink, bro. I didn't say, no, I would never tell a girl that. That's what I said. No, I said, I'm a blind. You should tell her girl that. If her pussy stink, that could be helped. Yeah, that could be a health issue.

That's the easiest one. You don't think she smell it already? No, because she's used to. It's probably like your own farts or body odor. Thank you. You know she smelled it for her. They smell it when they got that BV? And it's an easy combo.

You'd be like, damn, what's that smell? Nah. You can't. No, for real. You don't have to be like, hey, what's that smell? It acts like it's you. And the first thing she's going to do is go.

No. That is crazy. I said she farted. You never hit that before. You didn't. Probably beforehand. Probably hit it beforehand. I do.

I do hit beforehand. If I'm out on the date and everything, I'm like, you know, I'm going to give it to him. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, the bathroom. You should. That's why girls go to the bathroom. That's what it.

I go to the bathroom and smell the pussy. I always know when I'm about to get some. She'd be like, stop. Hold on. Oh, that's right. Let me make sure this thing is right. Men do that too. You don't do that?

Hell no. Oh, come on. I do. My wife caught me smelling my ass. That's where it's born. I scratched my ass and I'm like this. But she couldn't see me. She just heard me sniff.

And she goes, did you just sniff your ass? And I go, no. I sniff my fingers. What we need to get prepared for? Because you can't go in there with swamp ass, bro. Why your ass swamp? Come on, bro. Look at your pants.

What do you mean? Like, you never got swamp ass wearing them a little ass pants, though. Go on. No, for real, bro. Go on. Listen, I've been on my wife 24 years. She hit me with one of those one time. Really?

Yeah. What did you say? Ass mellumelling you. Yeah, you're like, she was like, yo. Crazy. That yo was worse than what that? That yo. You're a man.

Hey, yeah. Yeah. That yo with that little nose twinkle? You're like, shit. Hold on him. Right to the shower. Let me jump in the shower real quick. It comes back to this.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. But I told the girl she don't know how to get fellacious before. And then how did you say that? It's easy. I told her straight up. She thought I was joking until the next time she tried to do it. And I said to her, no, hell, no, you're about to make me mad.

I ain't got talking to this shit. You said what, Taylor? Okay, what's the best way to tell a girl she don't give good head? also wasn't my significant other. Yeah, but you're telling a girl she doesn't give good fallatio isn't like helping her. How do you do it? How do you do it?

No, it's not. You need to tell her what you like. Every guy likes a different. You have to be like, let's try it like this. Yo, yo. Are you trying to say that every, all y'all like fletio the same? Yeah. Do you think so?

You're 100%. Guaranteed. I just want a good. We're not like women. Every woman needs their own fucking special thing in order to orgasm and whatever like that. Watch one video, we all like that. You know it would be so funny if a woman would be like, what you know about sucking dick? You look at dead in their eyes.

Everything. I think all you are different. No, we all, I mean, everybody likes different things, you know what I mean? Yeah. But I just think everybody needs to stop laughing at envy for a second and really take this time to have a conversation with your significant other. Envy's king, bro. What y'all like in the bedroom? Yeah.

Envy's king. This is fine somebody who don't take a mad long to please in a bed. You know she's, you know she orgasm, get that one and marry her. That's fast. No, because it's for real,

you don't want to walk around and a challenge. No, it's awful pride at the end of the day. If I can make you nut, my pride is high, I can go outside. 100%. If I'm up here trying to fuck you all day

and then if I don't make you nut, and then now all day I'm trying to figure out how can I make you nut or clean the house and make you feel better. Yeah. Oh, you got to clean the house because you can't make her come.

I got to do mad chores. I got to do some extra shit. But you can learn how to make a girl come. It's not like the girl is brokent. You know what I'm saying? It's not like she doesn't have those spots. You just got to learn what her spots are. And a lot of times I think that's on us as individuals

because you got to masturbate when you younger to figure it out, figure out what it is that you like. Yeah. You know that second nut is what it is anyway. So get that fucking first nut out of it. But that's how you get pregnant if you going raw on the second nut. No, no, the first nut get you pregnant. You got everything in that.

No. If you go raw second nut, you still got a little cum left in your dick. from the first nut. I don't believe that. Son, that's how people get pregnant. Nah, because I haven't done a second nut in years. And I got four kids. Isn't that proof?

No. Four kids. All of those kids are first nut show. Oh, really? Absolutely. Oh, shit. Those are the winners, bro. That's a lot of kids.

Because those are the sperms that didn't even want to leave. Right? You want some bad ass kids. Yeah, a kid won't leave the house, never and shit. Play video games in the basement. I see why y'all feel like that, though. Because that first nut is like, I don't even want to be here in the fucking.

Yeah, yeah. It's like that second nut is working. The first nut is just like, like spitting. Like, tough. Yeah, get it out. You know what's the hand? Get it out. That shit was there all day.

That's the one. Get them out. Before we pay some bills, man, can we salute the mouse? Let's salute our guy, Mouse Jones Jones. I've been wanting to salute Mouse Jones for it. I want to do it last week, but Andrew wasn't here. Love Mouse.

What did my guy, mouse, man. Mouse is out here. Oh, my mercy. Giving us the cutest. personality portraits that the streets have seen in a long time. Yo, let's go. That one right there is amazing. That's fire, bro.

Like with the hand like this, bro, with the, like that is cute as fuck. Masculinity. That's what I'm talking about, yo. That's masculineity right there. The eyes squint, you know what I'm saying? The beard, moisturized. Mouse is going for it.

It's a shirt line? Huh? You got a new shirt line or something? What is he posing, though? I don't know what mouse is supposed to. He's just selling. sex, bro. What's the, oh, the caption says, you got a daughter.

Oh, I didn't even realize that. The caption said, you got a daughter. You got to get softer. That's not what we're, we met, Mouse. Okay? That's not, we didn't mean. It's the opposite, brother. We didn't mean saw face.

I like it, though. All right, this is my one right here. Go to the one with him in the jumper. This one right now. Oh, that's it right there. Pure sex. Oh, that's it right there. That's it right there.

I don't know if they lying to you, bro. Stop it. That's it right there. No, no, now, that's got it. Mouse got it, bro. When you got it, bro. When you got it, you got it. I'm not even hating on Mouse.

Oh, that one right there. That's the cue. That's the cue. That's the one I just broke up and I'm going out tonight. Okay? That's the usher. You don't have to call ring home. It's okay, girl.

That's when you just broke up or you just got into an argument. Is this an Instagram? You sit down in front of that mirror and do like this. You see, he put the deuses behind the back of the head. When you put the deuses behind the back of the head, you really don't want to go nowhere. You really don't want to mean deuses. That's cute. The Vanson jacket?

Mouse killing. Look at my comment. You got me this year, but you don't need to pose like that. Stop it. One time for I got, Mousel. Is that a real laugh? Go back. No, that's not a real.

Hell, no, that's not a real laugh. Go back. Mouse is in his personality portrait bag. You hear me. Okay? Mouse out here serving. Face. A jack of fire, though.

Advantage, yeah. I didn't see, I saw a mouse posted he was at the show, but I didn't see him either. I saw him posted he was there. Unless he just took a picture from Instagram. Motherfucker. Salute the mouse, though. Let's pay some bills. Mouse, we love you, bro.

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Two more dates left. Atlantic City and Vancouver gets one. one of them, then the tour is over, man. It's kind of crazy even say that. And then what? What's next? We got to drop that special, bro. I got to feel you in on that. There's some interesting developments with that.

Is this special what we saw at Radio City? Some of it, some other stuff. Like, obviously some moments that just happened. Okay. That happened in the moment. Okay. You know, like I'll, yeah, I'll tell you all about it. Once we get into that special mode, we'll, yeah, we got it.

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Podcast Network. And man, you know, I thought about it this week because Envy's book came out April 19th. And then I saw people posting on Monday to 18th that it was a five-year anniversary of Black Privilege, my first book. you know what I'm saying, which became an instant New York Times bestseller. Five years, man. Wow.

And then five years later, it's still a number one bestseller on Amazon and the general broadcasting, which is a big category, you know what I mean? Because you got Howard Stearns and Elvis Durans and, you know, Bobby Bones and Angie Martinez, all these different, you know,

personalities and media personalities, TV, radio that have written books. And I've been number one for five years in that category. And still got a five-star rating. So salute to everybody that's supported the book and supports the books on the imprint. Because, you know, it's a black, it's an imprint now, Black Privileveral Publishing through Simon and Schuster.

Got Temeca Mallory State of Emergency out there. Anita Copac, shallow waters out there. And we got the graphic novel, Dark Storm, you know, coming from my man Kevin Grivoo. You know what's crazy about a book? It just kind of hit me when you said that five years, still number one. Is it like, the book is different than like a movie or even a TV show where like a book has a life forever

and then sometimes like resurges, right? Like Huckleberry Finn could just blow up again. The Game of Thrones books, they were popular, then all of a sudden the movie comes out and that's even more popular. It's like, it's this thing,

it doesn't really go away, especially if it's like an iconic book, and you're just going to keep on selling as long as it affects culture or you affect culture. That's right. Or cartoons too. Yeah, yeah, cartoons.

I'm like, how the fuck you still got Charlotte Web? But think about how many of those cartoons have to exist, right? Like a book is true. is this one piece. And I never thought about that. I always thought about a book kind of like movie. Like it comes up, okay, then there's a big sale, and then it kind of goes away.

It doesn't go away. No, no, no, no, never. Like, books are around forever. Like, there's books right now that you can look on the New York Times bestsellers list that came out 30, 40 years ago. 100 years ago. Uncle Tom's cabin. I mean, that is 1800s. People still mind the Bible. Yeah, they are. I got to buy me and do Bible. The Bible slaps, though. Yeah. Old testy or new testy?

I like both. Really? I like both. I like the LeBron James version and the old joint. But it's just like, it's like it's slaps because it's like a, it's never ending stories.

Yeah. You can always constantly apply to your life. Even when times change. Yeah. Climate changes. The world changes. You can still open up the Bible and find something that resonated.

Because there's stories about humanity. They're not stories about like specific events. That's right. Like every story is relatable because they are the things that humans have gone through for like those are the collections. People testimonies. Yeah, but those are the collections.

are the best stories in history up until that point. That's right. Over thousands of years. Those are the craziest, the craziest things that have happened that relate to the most people. It's basically like, and this is not to diminish the Bible, but it's like, imagine you took the best, like, DreamWorks, Pixar, Disney movies, and only took the best parts of the best things. Right.

And you put it into one, you're like, yeah, this is going to exist forever. Yeah. This is not going away. Yeah. I love it, man. I love books. And to your point, I love the things that books become. books can become movies books can become you know hit TV have you thought about doing anything with the books

you know man whatever god got playing is going to happen you know I don't I don't know what he has planned you know but black privilege has done extremely well you know and I appreciate it I just like the fact that it's the imprint now I was actually having this conversation with somebody the other day I was talking about um the power of books and I was saying how like books aren't even something that you necessarily do for money books are is something that you do because you really feel like you have something to say and you're giving people something that they can learn from. I know for a fact, guys like Malcolm Gladwell, Robert Green, Ryan Holiday, they don't sit down and write these books for money. They write these books

because they actually have something to say and the money comes. Because a lot of times those paydays for books aren't really huge up front, but it's the back end. You know what I'm saying? Now you can take a big payday up front. I don't get me wrong. There's plenty of people that get big paydays up They don't never really sell no books. Because they're just a big name. They're just a big name. And sometimes they don't have nothing to say. Those books that do well are the ones where somebody actually learns from and say,

yo, you got to read this book. Like, I recommend Eagle as the enemy by Ryan Holiday to everybody. Yeah. I recommend obstacle is the way by Ryan Holiday to everybody. I recommend the unapologetic guide to black mental health by Dr. Rita Walker to everybody. Back in the day, I recommended the 40 laws of power that everybody. You know what I mean? Rod the Bern, the secret.

You know what I mean? The four agreements. These are things that you constantly recommend. men to people. Those are the starter kits for me. Like, read these books and, you know, you'll get through autobiography of Michael X. Mm. Which just came out on Audible last year. Wild.

Never had an audible version, so, yes. Who voices it? Lawrence Bishburn. Ah, great cat. O.G. Lawrence Fishburn. Because, yeah, you need someone special to voice it. Absolutely. And who better than

Lawrence? Does he try to do Malcolm, or does he do it as Lawrence? That's a good question. I haven't heard it. And what are the rules to doing a voiceover as an impersonation? A lot of people don't impress. Well, you really don't have to impersonate because usually the person that's reading the book is the person who wrote the book. Right.

Now, I'll tell you, I cannot remember the sister's name who read Cicely Tyson's book. I didn't realize it wasn't Cicely Tyson. Because I read her book and then I listened to it. And you're like, this got to be Cicillac. I didn't realize it wasn't Cicely. Because I tried to get somebody that sound like them, like you go in the movie, you try to get somebody look like somebody? That's right.

Yeah. I don't know. That's a good question. I think you just want somebody with a good voice. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because honestly, you'd pay more attention to the four agreements if Cardi B was reading it.

You would. You know what I mean? You'd pay more attention to 48 laws of power if you got like... Well, to that point, like, I want to get voiceover actors to voice over some of my bits in other languages so we can put it on YouTube so we can tap into these foreign markets. But, and we got this from that creator of Mr. Beast,

but what he does is he hires very famous actors from those places to voice it over so that those people hear this familiar voice. Right? That's smart. So I guess the Lawrence Fishburn play is similar, but like, especially if you're going into foreign countries, like, who's going to do your book in Argentina?

Who's going to do your book in blah, blah, blah. Like, yeah. Yeah. Let's get into some shit you won't care about next week, Taylor. Can a white voiceover actor? Why not? Do Martin Luther King? Do the N-word.

If he's reading what you wrote and the job is just to, it's just like the movie Django, right? Like, this brings me back to your stand-up. Well, I don't say it. Nobody said it. Nobody said the N-word. Nobody said the N-word, but there was a time in our society. where the N-word used to be used in that type of context.

If somebody was quoting something, you know what I'm saying? We've seen senators, if you've seen Joe Biden when he was a senator on the Senate floor, quoting something somebody said, and he used the word. We've seen people quote Huckleberry Finn and use the word. You know what I mean? So I think if you're reading something in context and quoting, I don't necessarily see what the problem is. That's a problem because, you know, somebody was putting up that Mick Mill, his,

Meek Mill's thing. Which one? His, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his name he got. What? His anthem. Mick Mill Anthem. And then the white girls was over there, like, going every time he said, oh, I used surprised like this.

So is that cool at the end of the day? I don't know. What you just now said is cool for her to do that. I don't know. The first person to even bring that conversation to my attention was an episode of girlfriends when Lynn's sister was rapping age to the is-o in the hair salon and she said it and she said it in the hair salon stop. And they had a whole debate on whether or not she should use it.

Ever since then, I've been contemplating, I'm like, well, if it's in a song, I don't know. I don't know what, clearly in 2022, people don't think that's appropriate. But if you're- There's so many things online that you're not supposed to sit there and mimic. You know what I'm saying?

So you know. What about the videos? I think our generation goes no, and I think, I know this sounds crazy. I think- so acceptable of it. Two generations.

The next one below us is super sensitive. You probably experience this with maybe, your oldest kid might be two down. So one below us is like the super politically correct. Like let me use my pronouns and everything, blah, blah, blah. Yikes. One more below that is rebelling against them. Yeah.

So they're wild. I think it's the last era of all of that. Oh, so forever you think we're like... I think it's the last era all of that. I think all of this shit is jumped to shark and everybody knows it. Interesting. And I think everybody knows it. And I think that even now we're able to have certain conversations.

that we couldn't have two, three years ago. Because when you see, you know, women inmate getting pregnant by a transgender, by a guy that looks like wax identifying as a woman and going into the woman prison and impregnating people, oh, yes, he looks like you. Oh, big and everything? Yes.

Oh, man, that's crazy. Did you not see him? To one with guys, just go ahead and just create a crime and just get a fucking... Well, yeah, I can get some tities. No, you just say it. You're a woman. You don't even got to get the titties,

you ain't got to get the titty? No, that's the whole point. That's why they're pregnant. Your body doesn't defund you, bro. If I get in trouble, I'm a fucking woman. Are you serious? All you got to do is reference to all these old videos with these tight clothes on.

Yeah, look at these pants. You've been showing shape for a long time. Pull up the guy, pull up the guy. Yeah, I got to see what he looks like. Pull up the guy. But that's my point. It's just like. How many girls do you got pregnant?

There's two inmates in the, in the woman's prison pregnant right now. And I think that's, what kind of, asshole would have two women pregnant at the same time. I don't know if it's him that got him full pregnant. Who would do that? Who would have two women pregnant at the same time? Assholes don't get two pregnant. They get three pregnant.

Oh, three? Is that that what happened? There's three that makes you an asshole. Two, you're just like, eh, you know, shit happens. But three? It happens. That's him right there. That's him right there. Oh, come on.

Yo, fam. Come on, man. You got eyebrows like mine. Is that? That's him? No, I don't know who that is. back to the other guy. That's him. That's him. Look at it, man. He got eyebrows like mine. He got a nose like mine. Complexion like wax. Two women, or maybe he is. Oh, yeah, it is the one, oh, he did get two

women pregnant. Women fall pregnant in prison after having sex with trans inmate. That's just wild, bro. Yeah, come on. He got to least had titties. No. They did some law where you don't have to have the whole gender reassignment. The wildest thing is we're assuming it was consensual. What do you mean? No, it was. They said it was. Well, they might have said that because of what could happen to them if they snitch in prison. Nah, the women said it was consensual. You, in jail, if you tell on, you're supposed to handle your business. Because it's not one of them against.

Yeah, the women. Always woman. You don't play around with women. I don't know the rules. I just thought the rules in jail are like, you have to handle yourself. You don't tell on the CEOs. What about the handle the guy handled? What happens to the baby, though?

Say what? What happens to the baby? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. How much time they got? Your mom and your mom are in prison? Yeah. Like, what happens to the baby?

Your mommy. Yeah. Who just wants the baby? But that's even worse. Like, Taylor says it goes to the relative or it goes up for adoption. Oh, no. Like, come on. Like, what kind of opportunity are you providing this kid from day one?

Yeah, dude. Like, Jesus Christ. Hopefully when the mommies get out soon. Yeah. But my point is, that's ridiculous. We can have a kind of. conversation about how ridiculous that is. Without anybody being called transphobic.

Too tall to ride this ride, yo. I don't know what that means. No, I'm with you. Like, there are physical requirements to be on a roller coaster. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And there are physical requirements to be housed in a prison. They're not emotional requirements to be on a roller coaster. It's physical.

That's right. You being on this, being too tall or too short, is dangerous for you and potentially other people on this ride. You being like that in this place is dangerous for you and potentially other people in here. Having a third leg, you can't do it. That's right. The requirement, a third leg is because it's not happening. So it's a physical thing.

We're not saying that you're not a woman. You are a woman. You are a woman. You identify as a woman. That's great. Fine. That third leg is not allowed here. Yeah.

If you've had the gender reassignment surgery, I can understand it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. If you're in there, I know, they're serious. If you're in the meat, it's like, no. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. Because if you've been reassigned, it's like you've been made the height for the ride. That's right. Now you don't put the other people in a position. I cut my knees off now. Get on a ride. All I see is a young child that's going to be born into some trauma

that they didn't ask for. You know what I'm saying? Okay. But I would definitely, if I get into trouble, if I know it's just like that, I'm definitely going to be a woman. Isn't that what Caitlin Jenner do? She's about to go to jail?

Well, no. She, you know, got in that car accent. killed somebody and then she was like I'm a woman I can't drive you know isn't that what she said isn't that what she did isn't that what she did

yeah because I'm a lady she might be a woman right ran right into that car not even looking text messages doing her fucking makeup oh my god shit you won't care about

Brandon bills Danny Lee's brother said he's not cooperating in the bowling alley fight. I respect it. Yeah. I respect it. I mean, he went there. He went there. You know, I respect. Do you, oh, talking about DaBaby-related things. Do you think DeBaby

set that whole thing up himself? The guy that he shot, who was trespassing? No. You don't play with that. That's my hot take. Nah, why you think? Because he's not pressing charges on the guy. You don't need to. I busted that. He shot him. He's probably happy he didn't get charged pressed on him. No,

because he came on his property. I'm with you, but you know, you never know nowadays, man. Like, I'm with you 100%. Yes, North Carolina, stand your ground law. We're from the Carolinas. You step on our property, we can buy you.

You know what I'm saying? So I get it, but, yo, he's got a lot of things. He's got a lot of people in Charlotte, especially law enforcement that doesn't like him. You know what I mean? And if they can find a reason to jam the baby up, they're going to jam the baby up.

So, you know, the fact that he was able to do that, he called 911 or somebody called 911 and the police came and he handled everything the right way. Respect. Hey, respect. The only thing I would tell my, brother the baby. My Carolina brother is brother, have somebody come smudge the house with the finest of sage in Palisanto.

Because why does the baby keep attracting this kind of stuff? Yes, not good. This is before the industry. Yeah. Like, why? Like, why does the baby keep attracting this kind of stuff? And by the way, the baby handles this business every single time. But I don't even want them to be in that position.

Yeah. You're too successful to be handling your business all. all the time. And this, by the way, this has been before the success. Yeah. This goes back to the, you know, the Walmart incident. You know what I mean? And another time there was a home invasion and, you know, him being in Atlanta

shooting a video and people want to fight like the bowling out. It's like, yo, people, can we stop trying the baby? Yeah. I don't know. Like, stop trying the baby. And by the way, and I can honestly say, I have not seen him look for any problems. It's not like he's looking for these issues. Yeah.

Like these things come to him. This dude jumped his face. When you up there, when you up there, they're just going to come anyway. You ain't got to ask for shit. And in Charlotte, man, it's interesting in Charlotte because, like, I've always said, and I've always thought about this when it comes to the baby, when you're the only one from someplace, that's a difficult position to be in. He's the only rapper that is ever blown from Charlotte, right?

Especially this much. Correct me if I'm wrong. But even people that's watching this on the internet, he's the only rap from Charlotte, not North Carolina, the only rapper from Charlotte that has popped off. This big. He had a level that he's popped off at and he still chooses to live

in the 704. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's a hell of a position to be in, man. Yeah. You know? Like, that's a hell of a position to be in. That's why, like, you know,

when you get to those positions, and that's just another reason, like I'm always so inspired by what Shows does. It's like you bringing your people with you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because you don't,

when you're that only person, hey, man, you make yourself a even bigger target. You know? People know where that compound at? Or that's where the baby live? Let me hop this fence. Maybe he's on tour.

Maybe he's not home. You know what I'm saying? Maybe I can run in here real quick and grab something. Yeah. And you know the baby said it. He's like, yo, I spent somebody's life today. Going to live and heal up, my boy. Like, I don't, yeah, I don't think he, I don't think he, I don't think he, I don't think

that was a setup. Uh, I don't. Yeah, it makes more sense now. Kendrick Lamar announces his album date. I love it. I am a person who back in the day saw Kendrick Lamar in a bowling alley. He was at one of Angelie's bowling parties. And I walked up to Kendrick and I said, hey, Kendrick.

I didn't say, hey, Kendrick. I had walked through him. I said, hey, my brother, can you give me a size 11 and a half? Oh, shit. Because I thought he worked at the bowling alley. And, you know, Kendrick first came up in an era where a lot of us forgot

why we kind of fell in love with hip hop so we were looking for these packages you know what I'm saying like you had to look a certain way you had to move a certain way to be considered a superstar

and I used to tell Top and all of them like I don't think he's a star man he can rap his ass off I remember Debbie Dev Debbie Dev was the first person let me hear Kendrick I think it was

it wasn't Section 80 it was something before Section 80 and I'm like I don't get it and section 80 came out and I was like okay I fuck with this and I really fucked through it because of that cartoon and serial record because I loved gunplay.

I still love gunplay. And I just, I'm like, I don't think he's a star. I don't think he's a star. I can rap, but I don't think he's a star. Clearly I was wrong. That's an understatement.

Right? And now there's not an album this year more than Kendrick and Rhapsody than I'm anticipating more. Wow. I'm anticipating Kendrick and Rhapsody's album. And I think Kendrick,

forget just rap as an artist, period. Nobody does it better than Kendrick. Because think about all of these other artists that have been out here. A lot of them have shot their loads. Yeah. We know what they expect. You know what I'm saying? We've gotten what we've gotten.

It's been cool. Everybody's been having some great runs, some great waves. Kendrick ain't been around in six years. And he's an artist that we don't know what he's coming with. Because none of his projects have been the same. Good Section 80 didn't sound like Good Kid Mad City. Good Kid Mad City didn't sound like Pimpterfly. Pimple butterfly didn't sound like, damn.

We don't know what Kentucky. is coming with. We just know it's going to be some dope shit. His last shit was six years ago? Six years ago. And he takes this time. Who takes their time in 2022?

I know. On anything. I know. I love it. You got to earn that. No, Michael did take this time. That's what I'm saying. But that's the era I come from.

I come from the area where you put out some prolific shit, you waited and you crafted some really dope-ass prolific shit to come back again. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. That's how you get so much more violence. you. Not at all.

You say what? People don't know you have the dog. He don't know that's why he's not watered down. That's how you water yourself down. That's right. You keep putting all your shit out there.

That's right. That's right. He is the anti-everything this air is about. That's right. He is the anti-everything this error is about. I'm not on social media like that. I only pop out when I got something to do. Yes.

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All right, we're back. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Salute the Future. GQ Magazine said Future is the best rapper alive. I mean, I don't, that statement doesn't bother me in no way, shape, or form. If people act like Future, if that's not a debate, I mean, and I'm not talking about lyrics, I'm just talking about impact. Like, Future's probably the most influential artists of the past decade.

Yeah. And there's not a metric you can look at that doesn't. back that up. He's the number five. You know if you're just the number five most screamed artists of any genre of music over the past decade? Completely believe it. Like, come on, man. Like, let's see.

What we got, Taylor? What we got? Where was that question? That looked like horrible decisions asking idiots. Go back, scroll back up. X. O. Baddiss says Best Moment with Weezy. Also, how did you meet Alex? That must be for you

shows. What's your best moment with Weezy and how did you meet Alex? My best. moment with Weezy. Oh, we did an accent off on the street once. That was really fun. An accent off. Yeah, she's good at accents, and we were just doing, like, accents back and forth to one

and another. And, uh, it was just really fun. And, uh, and then I met Alex. Alex, Alex, Alex has, uh, Alex's name is the same as a friend of mine. They used to do comedy's name. Alex Media. Alex Anderson. Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.

And so he DMed me and I thought of, it was this other guy. So I was talking him for like a minute, thinking it was this other guy, and he was like cooking things up. And then, you know, I think eventually I realized it was a different guy,

but I liked that he was kind of after it and hungry. And then we asked him if he wanted to help us out on brilliant idiots. But yeah, it was just like by a complete happenstance that he has this same name

as somebody behind that used to do comedy. What made you reach out to shows, Alice? I like these type of origin. Yeah, I was kind of just reaching out to a lot of people that were in hip hop and comedy. I reach out to you.

Never answered it. I would also, I was working with Seifah Sounds at the time as well. And then Andrew was on a podcast with Seif and that's how. Oh, shout's to Seif and Mike Cash, by the way, for doing the medley of the New York, New York, and the Empire State of Mind. Fire. On Andrew? No, the end. The, with the choir.

Seif Sounded that? Seif. Well, he organized, him and Mike Cash organized the song to blend the both of them together. But yeah. Did you guys like the choir surprise at the end? Fire. And Mateo Laine singing in New York. Fires.

Who's the Matois? You talk guy, Mattel, man. Mateo got the best borsetto in the business. Yeah, yeah, he's great. Tateau got the best falsetto in the business. I don't know, man. I'm not going to lie. I get emotional when I see guy code, girl cold people, man.

Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, man. That shit is just like, I don't know. That shit was just a dope-ass tribe that produced some really dope motherfucking talent, man. It was great. It was great. It really was.

Yeah. And nobody giving us no credit because it was on MTV too. Yeah, yeah. Somebody got to put that shit together and show it. Like, if you put it together and show it, you'll be like, whoa. Show the tree. Like, show what all these people are doing now, yeah. You got to do it.

You got Aquafina and the coal buyer, Pete Davidson, Shodes, Duval, myself. You know what I mean? Like, yes, there's some dope-ass people that came from fucking girl called guy cold, man. Yeah, man. What else we got, tell us? Let's throw down asking idiots. What is the freakiest thing you're going? girl or someone.

That's wild, Joe, that's wild. There you go. There you go. I like this. Gates is already a flex. This is from bust down. Gates is already a flex.

Who else would you have loved to attend that show? Dead or alive? Oh, fuck. Dead or dead people as well? I mean, I'd love to entertain Jesus. Muhammad. You know, like, uh.

Jesus probably being a crime. Yeah. He got, he got, he got to say, or hit you with that ride. Or hit you with the ride. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, obviously, you know,

Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King and, you know, fucking, I don't know, George Washington. Just profound people in life. That'd be really cool. And how Martin would have thought about your Martin Joe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he was like, yo, my feet was fucking. You might have yelled.

You might be like, fuck, yeah. You know, if Martin Luther King Jr. yells preach at you. Yeah. You're saying some shit. Please, yo. My brain is fucked up. You don't know they had to have doubt for the food that they was eaten?

For sure. Oh, man. No, that made a lot of sense, though. T-O-L-7 says, Wax, who gave you the toughest fight? Oh, I know the answer to this. Me too. Brother.

The child support. That's not a tough fight. That's shit kicking your ass. That shit beat the... I ain't wait We ain't say who beat your ass We say who gave me the toughest fight Oh, fuck

A woman Any woman Any woman that I dealt with that Any dude that gave you a tough fight A dude that gave me a tough fight You're sitting here front He's gonna try your ass too Probably just my brother

Yeah you bet you may know just You better give Ike his fucking I ain't I mean we all You're scared to say Ike name Yeah You're scared to even say I like name.

You don't even want to go down in that role. As I'm growing up, I got older brothers that we all were just kicking each other asses, you know what I'm saying? You don't even want to say Ike name. That's big brother right there. That's the tough thing. How much older is he than you? 13 years.

I'm number 10 or 12 kids. God. Same other. Yeah, but 13 years. When did you fight? How old were you and how old was he? Um, I got my mom house rated at. You're in your 20s?

16. Oh, you were that yet? No, no, no, I was probably seven. I was still in high school. So he's 30, you're 17. Yeah. Yeah, you're getting your ass kick. Eh, it's all right.

All right. As I said, the toughest fight. Yeah, it's the toughest fight. You're 17, bro. I was different. I was always different. I pulled up like, how old are you now? No, that's what I'm saying he's always in.

Oh, you know. Oh, he's a glover too. He's a glouber, too. He's a glumber? I named should have been. Glover. He glubbers, bro. Saluta Ike, man.

By CU Art, what do we got? Ooh, what is something you used to believe how and why has it changed? The G and Envy conversation. I'm thinking all these girls is nothing. So she got on the fucking ground and started shaking. I don't believe that shit, though. I'm not the man I used to be.

I thought I was. What about you, Shows? What is something you used to believe how and why has it? changed. Something I used to believe and how and why has it changed? God, that's, I don't know,

I feel like I want to give like a more thoughtful answer. Something I used to believe. I used to be able, I used to like believe news. That's kind of frustrating. CNN. Yeah. And now I have a lot more skepticism

when it comes to any news story about absolutely anything in the world. Fox, C, and Fox, C, and And like all of them. Like literally every single one. I'm like, what is the real one you think? I don't think there is one, man.

I don't think there's one. I'm not even lying. I don't think there is one. Click baiters, huh? I think there could be if people got back to actual news. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just give me the fucking news,

just give me the facts, bro. That's it. Just give me the facts as you know them. Yeah. I don't want your opinion. I don't want no tone in your voice. I don't want no contempt in your voice. I don't want none of that.

It's not what happened. Give me the news. You know, that's it Basically the only thing That we can really be okay with the weather Yeah, oh no, that's something predictable Every time he says it rains That's true, not snow though

Yeah, they fucking rain, snow Mine is kind of the same I used to really believe that people On social media Were actually outraged about the things that they were Outrage about Yeah, now you know And I actually thought that they cared about

These issues that they really Acted like they cared about The instigators is a bunch of insigators That's right, and nothing's consistent because it's like the same this will happen over here and nobody will say nothing but the same thing will happen

to this person and everybody acts so fucking angry and so upset I want to see that fight that fight is better I want to see them that's what I'm saying so it's just like

yeah that's something I used to believe and it changed because nobody's consistent I used to believe that people on the internet were actually outraged about the things

that they were outraged about and it changed because it's not consistent and it's I know for a fact it's not the real world that shit does not exist in the real world None of these, 95% of conversations you see online do not exist in the real world.

Yeah. Unless they do with entertainment. The entertainment conversations always happen in the real world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The shit about race and gender and identity and all that, that shit. We're not discussing that? Nope. Yeah, no.

No, at least not in my circles. Well, unless you did some dumb stuff. We are? Like what, Taylor, tell me. Boom, boom. What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? You took two steps. You just took two steps.

This guy's crazy. You know, Tell me. This guy's absolutely crazy. You know what? This guy's crazy, you know? Come on, man. Can't drink my water. Let me at least warm me.

Yeah. As always, if you listen to this podcast. Yeah. I know that. Ye. That's what a word. I didn't do. I love you, Taylor.

Teller, you know, I love you, Taylor. I love you, Taylor. Don't be like that. You hit an insigate in? Woo. Oh, who. Taylor ready to Will Smith us. Alex ain't cut shit.

Taylor ready to give us that West Philly five-finger discount across the face. Don't bring us in there. You said that. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're in you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots

who don't know shit, you're right too. It's a brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.