The Brilliant Idiots - Freedom of Tweets

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

This week Charlamagne, Andrew Schulz give their FREE commentary on Elon Musk buying out Twitter and if it is really a big deal or not. Next they speak on all the recent cases from Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard to the Kardashians vs Blac Chyna, and realized that in this crazy world, women will always get the benefit of the doubt! And don't worry, they definitely gave their commentary on Ben Simmons and the Nets terrible run this season. Later on in the episode during "Ask an Idiot" they challenge Wax to repeat Psalm 91 from the bible, and you may be surprised about how well he did! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. Yep, Shalaman de God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness.

Waxes hair. Tramylactis. Herman. How was everybody's week? It was good. It was good. What'd you do? What'd you do?

Anything good? Shit, you probably feel crazy not being on the road. I was in AC. Atlantic City. Yeah, we had shows in AC. Shouts to AC, but yeah, let's just get into it. I got love for Atlantic City. I've learned to love Atlantic City.

Why, what happened? I mean, I'm always there for cheerleading competition. Oh, yeah. You're super dad now, huh? Cheer dad, baby. I was in Orlando all last week. Another city I've grown to love. Even though I've always liked Orlando because that's where my aunt is from.

And, you know, I didn't get to Sierra this week. But it's like, I like Orlando's cool, you know what I mean? Yeah, Orlando's fire. You go down there. Went to Universal Studios. They got a licking in Orlando, a couple of them, ate at both of them. You know, got a nice little. resort. I like to stay out when we were down there. He had a good time, man. So you're good

thing to go. A.C. ain't that good. You remember what happened with me in A.C. What happened in A C. Come on, man. You forgot? I did. What happened? I was throwing up like crazy. I ate that well, half well done steak. No, it wasn't. Showing off a girl. Had it was. Ordering shit. Like, Carri-R. Sushi. He was like, yo, he's like, I want a steak. I want filet mignon. How you want it? I want it rare. No, yeah. I did the bullshit because somebody at the table telling me, oh, you eat your Steaks well done. You should have it. Rare. Yeah, rare. He was like rare.

So I'm eating this steak and it tastes like literally tastes like socks. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm eating socks. Next thing I go. I'm like, I got to throw up. I run all the way to the bathroom. He telling people that I'm playing around. He's got to flirt. Because he told me he was sick, right? So I already told our girl I said, let me tell you something. Wax got this move he liked to do. He like to play like he's sick. Because he's going to want somebody to take care, y'all. Ignore him.

Don't pay him no attention. He's going to really overdis. Especially if y'all don't pay him no attention, he's going to really overdis. he's going to overdo it. Right? So he's sick. Percy says he's sick. They don't ignore him. They ignore him.

They're like, oh, shit, he's right. We're driving on the way back. He's like, yo, pull over, pull over, pull over, pull over. So he jumps out the car. I told him, I said, see? He's really throwing up. But I'm like, see, y'all ain't paying him no attention. So he's really losing it right now.

He's trying to go all out. Then the girls would have helped me another. I'm like, yo, give me some water. Nobody wants me for shit. What's what you're going to do you? All y'all girls? All y'all girls? Nobody got sympathy at all.

This guy, one of his things. When did you find out he was doing it? Next day he told me, I'm like, oh, you fucked up. Like, these girls are a piece of shit. Oh, fuck, dude. All right, what you want to get into, Schultz? Yo, it's Musk or Amber Hurd, bro? Elon Musk, man.

Let's start there. Elon Musk bought Twitter, $44 billion. I'm going to be honest with you. I see this has people in uproar, people are outraged. they're up in arms, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? And the reason I don't give a fuck is because it's a billionaire, billionaire. Yes.

What am I supposed to think about this? They act like this to end of the world. Like, what is going, what am I missing? Am I missing something? No, they can help other people out there. They're just upset because they're going to be upset. That's just what they do. And they need outrage shit so that they can get tweets, et cetera.

I mean, like, of course, fucking Sean King found a way to turn it into white supremacy. Man, Donald Trump Jr. said the funny his shit this morning, man. I guess they had a rumor that Sean King had deleted his Twitter. He said worth 44 billion. He said it's worth the 40 billion dollars. What I want to know is that shit was funny, man. Why does Sean King not want an African-American own business? Like, like, why would he be so against that?

I saw people saying that too. What did I admit? They were like Elon Musk is really black. Now he's an African-American. How? How does this happen? He's from Africa. And now he's an American. Oh, okay. You know what I'm my African American?

Let me rewatch. I mean, to me, you're black. You're a black American, I'm a white American. Okay, yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's what I thought it was. Yeah, like I don't like it. Oh, yeah, he was.

Elon was grayed this is like a weird term. Like I'm not a European American. Like, yeah, yeah, like you're an American. I'm an American. You're black, I'm white. Yeah. Period. Eliard raised in South Africa, right?

I'm my trip. He's from South Africa. That's a real African American. Not like you fake asses. Shut. You know what I'm saying? I'm not African-American, bro. I'm not African-American.

I'm black American. You're just American, bro. You're American, dude. Don't let anybody create a caveat for your ass. You're also black, but you're American. Nobody asks what color you are in a country. They just go, where, where are you from? What are you from?

Where? You're American. My whole life is, it's like Caribbean. That's what I'm saying. But it's like, Caribbean's be like, I'm Caribbean. I'm not black. I'm not. I'm Jamaican.

I'm Haitian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't go, I'm black Jamaican. But I'm really. Isn't that stupid to say? I'm black. Say again? I'm black, though. Yeah, but we don't do that.

Like, for example, like, if I was born and raised, like, Elon Musk was born and raised in South Africa, he doesn't go, I'm white South Africa. He's white. We know, motherfucker, we can see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, why are you got to say what color you are? We know.

I mean, that's America, though. I'm just used in my description. But that's because America created this caste system. Exactly. That's like the big thing racism that we all get on board with. It's just stupid. Yeah. America created this caste system,

and that's why we refer to ourselves as black white, whatever. But Sean King said at its root, Elon Musk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left versus right. It's about white power. The man was raised in apartheid by a white nationalist. He's upset that Twitter won't allow white nationalists

to target harass people. That's his definition of free speech. How do you know that, Sean King? How do you know that that's his definition of free speech? Did you ask him? That's what I want to know. Yeah. By the way, that's what I want to know.

What is free speech to Elon Musk? Sean King just be saying shit with his cracker ass. Sean King is white You're so stupid What, dude? Sean King, No, Yes, he's white

No, I think he's black Bro If you even got to say you think He's African You know, you know He's African We all African If you go far back

And up, we all African But that's a hunky, bro Tell me that's not a hunky Now his foreheads say he black Stop disrespecting You said what? His forehead say he's black, right? Like the haircut

like something about the forehead, make him to... Oh yeah, he would like to... We got to get Sean King on brilliant idiots. Yes. Yes. Shut up. I would love it.

I would know you would. I would love... We need more white people on his podcast. Oh, he is black. We need... We need more white voices on the brilliant idiot's podcast. We're outnumbered. No, I would love that.

If Sean King is willing to come on, that would be a dream come fucking through. I think show Michael Moore. Oh, my God, dude. I'll tell you this, Sean, regardless of... What do I come dressed up, ass? Because I'm going all. just a fucking bucket of mayonnaise.

Do I just walk in there as Helmonds? You refer to me as helmets today, Sean. Tell me why Sean King is so funny to comedians. Tell what? Tell me why he's so funny to comedians. Because he's pretending to be black.

It's a real thing. It's CB4. You know what I mean? Right? It's just, it's a farce. It's a far. And he really, you know, he exposes something fucked up about America.

Yeah. And if we're going to be serious about it, the serious thing is he exposed something fucked up about America is that like, you know, racism is so real and messed up that even a guy who's pretending to be black and fighting for black people's rights, like black people are still like, well, fucking finally somebody says some shit about what's happening to us.

And then you, then we look past the fact that he's clearly a white guy. But I'll tell you this. White people should do it too. The crazy part is Sean King gets a lot of slander, meaning that I don't know who his cheerleaders are, if that makes sense, if I'm saying that correctly. Like, you don't know who his supporters are. And by the way, he shows up, you know,

he raises money, he brings awareness to things, but it seems like he's always getting slander. Yeah. Like always, from everybody, not just the right. People on the left, too. Like, it's like they really be coming for Sean King. And I just enjoy the nickname. I think the Knicks

Talcumex Talcumex is fire I love Chalkimaxx So we rattled off like 12 dude We had we had 12 or 15 or something like that When we did one of those pieces Was he like a leader

The Black Lives Matter or something I don't know this guy Nah they called him a Black Lives Matter activist But Let's stay on course Sluut the show Yeah yeah yeah yeah Shouts to Sean King

You're the fucking goat Dude Why? Yo Sean you're the motherfucking goat Yeah You are the goat He's black His forehead

Do you think that he's black for real? His forehead that one, the picture of the glasses. Yes, he's black. He says it all the time. What are y'all talking about? Taylor just asked that Sean King ever said he's black. The question is, have you ever said he's white? No, he's black.

We say that he's white. White people we claim. You all claim him? Yeah, he's ours. He's ours. He is ours. That is ours right there. That's our guy.

And nobody's going to slander him anymore. I'm sick and tired of people. slandering Sean King. That's a good white man right there. Nah. Look at it. Look how he holds his honky hands. Do you see that right there?

Do you see that? What is this right here? Like, what is he even holding? Cracker-ass cracker? Oh, man. Sean is crazy. One day, Sean, going to come with some jokes, man. Somebody got to write Sean some jokes, man.

Yeah, really? Write him some jokes. That would be dope, though, to do a roast of Sean King? Because then you can celebrate all of the good that he's done. Yeah. But then make fun of... Just him. I mean, yeah, every day that Twitter is the rose for Sean King.

It is. By the way. God damn, by the way, it is. But tell me, explain to me, seriously. Yes. Why are people in the uproar about Elon must buy on Twitter? Just tell me, I don't know. They just don't know.

People are just upset because the outrage fuels the Internet, and it fuels their websites, and it fuels their articles, and it fuse their clicks, etc. So I think that's where they're doing that. But the interesting thing about him buying social media and why it's worth $44 billion is, like, if you're a billionaire, you need a news outlet to protect you, right? Like Jeff Bezos says the Washington Post. He doesn't have that because he's a big fan of the articles they produce. He has that because he needs something to run interference and protect him. Bad investment, though. It depends. If you care about it profiting, maybe it's a bad investment,

but if you care about it putting out propaganda to protect you and make you look like a good person and control narratives, then it's a brilliant investment. But you could do that with social media. Like what newspaper is going to really trust nowadays? Oh, oh, Charlemagne. I'm sorry. Say that one more time. You can do that with social media. Oh, you can do what? But even... No, no, no, no, no. You can do that with social media.

So the new way of billionaire, if you're a smart billionaire, you won't buy a newspaper. You buy... Social media. Social media. That's why I buys Twitter. Exactly you're right. Listen, but why, though? And every reason I say why, you're Elon Musk, you already got an 83 million followers.

I'll tell you why. And you can just, you can pay for campaigns. I'll tell you why. Because he needs to be able to control his narrative and he can't truly do that if he's being throttled on Twitter. So if Twitter and the board start going, whoa, this guy is. too much power and he's saying that the vaccines don't work or he's criticizing the COVID, they could shut down his account, they could block him.

He doesn't have the true control of his narrative like Jeff Bezos goes, you know, write a article that says, I'm the shit and I'm way better than Elon and Elon's dangerous. He can criticize his adversaries like he's been doing with Bill Gates and all these other people himself and nobody can stop him, right? Now, I don't think this is all altruism. I think Elon's a really good guy. He's amazing. He's trying to solve problems that are going to help humanity.

but I also think that there's a form of control so he can continue to solve problems as he see fits and nobody can interfere. It's genius. I don't think you're wrong at all, but when you're Elon Musk and you're the richest man in the world, people are always going to pay attention to you. It's just like Donald Trump, right?

They take Donald Trump off Twitter, but they said now his content goes even more viral. No, it doesn't go more viral. He doesn't affect the news the way he did. No, already, he don't affect the news the way he did because he's not president no more. But there was an article that came out that said, his supporters, take what he says,

and spread it more. on Twitter and everything else now because he's not on it. I didn't hear nothing else from him since he was president. I hear nothing. He's not president. They don't take him.

But by the way, him being president is the equivalent of somebody like Elon must be in that rich because that was his source of power. That was his source of script. You got to pay attention to the president. People say shit like,

oh, you know, you got to mute Donald Trump. He's the fucking president. You couldn't ignore him. It's the same thing with Elon. Elon can make a statement anywhere and if it's, I don't know, fire enough, it'll go, it'll spread. Yeah. I don't think you need Twitter for them.

You don't need it, but it establishes more control and it stops other entities from being able to silence you. And if you are that rich and you're doing things that are that impactful globally, you need to create some protection and some barriers. Yeah. You just need to. It is what it is. I don't know if you can, I mean, I get what you're saying.

I just don't know if that's possible in 2022. I think it is when you own the platform. But what about all other platforms? Motherfuckers. And Twitter, not even a top 15 social media app. It's not about whether it's top 15 or not. It has impact. It has impact because it is where the news is.

Like, that's where I get my news. And that's where Washington Post posts the news. That's where the Times posts the news. That's where everybody posts the news. So if you look at where news comes out, right, and where things begin to trend, right? And I'm not talking about stupid dance moves. I'm talking about like, is a war happening? Actual news.

70% of all breaking news is on Twitter. Exactly. So don't buy the New York Times. Buy the place the New York Times breaks the news, which is on Twitter. No one goes to New York Times website. They go to Twitter. They see an article. Then they go to New York Times website.

So he's like, fuck it. I'll just own that thing. And I don't even need to control the news that comes out. I'll just be able to say whatever I want. And because I own it, motherfuckers talk about me. We were listening to that Jack Dorsey guy, right? The guy who owned it before. Yeah.

Why are we listening to him? Why do we care what he says? Because he's rich and he owns Twitter. Well, now this guy owns Twitter. We gave a fuck about Tom. And Tom never even spoke. We didn't even know if Tom was a real person. I don't.

Do you remember Tom from MySpace? Shows to Dad. That's what I'm saying. What about Siri? Huh? Siri. What happened with cereal? I used to like that podcast.

That shit was great. Serial was amazing. Serial was fire. Anyway, so that's why I think he's doing it. I think it's a brilliant fucking move. I mean, it's not brilliant. I mean, shit. If you can buy Twitter, buy Twitter.

But I just don't understand why everybody's acting like, this is going to be the end of the fucking world because I don't even know. Elon Musk is not even able to control Twitter. Like, you just cannot. There's nobody that can control Twitter. Yeah, you can police it. You can delete accounts. you can put people in Twitter jail,

but you can't control that shit. I like one thing that he's trying to do is he's trying to verify every person. Yes, but to make sure they're humans. Yes, I agree with that. And I think that's great because it's like all these bots are what create these stories and create all this outrage.

It's what has fucking Russia and all these other countries trying to interfere with not only our elections, but I like just discourse in general. Like you're making it look, you're putting gas on a plane when it's like if you can track every single Twitter account back to one person.

Yes. And verify them? You thought a shit with am hurt? I mean, I knew this before. Amber Hurd just because people have actually done this to me. But all of this, the stuff that was, that was going out negative about Johnny Depp, it was like 11% of that shit was like, 11% of the pro Amber Heard tweets were box. So they were basically- Put that up, Taylor. So they were basically paying for.

Yes, their campaign. Anti-Johnny Depp shit. You can do that on Twitter. You can do that on Twitter and YouTube for sure. Yeah. I don't know about everybody else, but on Twitter and YouTube, you can do it for sure. Put Amber Heard 11%. Yeah, that's terrible.

Like, these are real campaigns. And the funny part is, I don't know why people just don't do the opposite. You got to go to all, Taylor. I don't know why people just don't do the opposite. Yeah, yeah. Spread out, spread out. Right there. Majority of fake Twitter accounts support Amber Heard, not Johnny Depp, new research.

Yeah, of course. By the way, this is a very smart thing to do until you get found out. Exactly. You know? This chick stays lying, bro. This shit is a liar, bro. Like literally a liar, bro. And nobody cares.

Isn't it? No, I feel like now people are starting to turn on her ass. There's a thing where she even says, she's there all recording everything. They says, she goes, no one's going to believe you. You're a man. That's the truth. It's the truth. It's just like Black China and the Rob Kardashian case when Black China.

It was like, yo, I was just playing when I pulled the gun on Rob. I was just playing when I sprang to win a court. You're not. You're a man. You remember her? Amber Hurd said the same shit. She goes, I didn't punch you. I hit you.

He's like, what are you talking about? And that went over to everybody hit. No, no, no, no. People are starting to realize that she's a witch. But what are they going to do about it? Men can't do that is what I'm saying. And listen, we all know that double standards exist, but that is the reason why there's so much chaos.

Where there's a lack of consistency, there will be chaos. Yeah. We need consistency all across the board. And where there's no accountability for these bullshit accusations. That's what I'm saying. to be punished for this shit. And there's nothing. That's what I mean when I say, you know,

I don't know what it means for people not to agree with a woman. To clarify, he's not perfect either. Like, the dude was a drug addict. He's an alcoholic. Like, he's probably done foul shit. It's fair to say they were both abusive to each other. They were both abusive to it. So he's not,

let's not act like he's some innocent motherfucker. But like, she's acting like she's completely innocent. She put crazy lies on this dude, was super foul to him and destroyed his fucking career. Like, she didn't have. no career. This motherfucker was one of the biggest superstars in history. And Dunzo. Damn. Are we sure Johnny Depp, not African?

The way he getting done by this white woman? Have we checked out his goddamn genealogy? You know what I mean? But that is the truth, though. It's just like, yo, that shit is crazy. That case right there, the Black China case. The funny thing about the Black China case is the the Kardashians accusing her of being abusive. Rob told the story about how she pulled a gun on him. she choked him with a court, and she says, I was just doing it in fun. Can you imagine? Just imagine any man, black, white, Puerto Rican, Asian,

any man saying that about a woman. Oh, I just pulled the gun on her for fun. What? Oh, I just choked out with a phone card for fun. You know what's so crazy? Even as you tell me that she said that, I'm like, maybe she was goofing around. Me too.

You know, in that crazy? We get the benefit of the doubt. We always give them the benefit of the doubt. And men don't get no benefit in the doubt. So when Amber heard shit in Giant Depp's bed, I was like, yo, maybe he's into that. Yeah. Amber He should in her fucking birthday party. You didn't see something bad.

He showed up late to her fucking birthday party. She took a fast shit in his bed. I fucked with that. Right, though? I fuck with that. I don't be late for my birthday party. No, I don't do that. You can't be late to my birthday party.

You my husband. I hate you, sir. You're shit in your fucking bed. Jesus. I'm shitting in our bed. Did you shit the bed? Say what? By not showing up, I'm a shit to bed.

For real, for real. I respect it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I respect that shit, man. Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't respect that? Son, I love it.

I love it for her birthday. What do you do? Say what? Your wife don't show up to your birthday party. What do you do? Shit. Exactly. In the bag.

Enjoy myself. Oh, you know, come to that? Change the plans, fellas. But did you have put it in the bed, like, or put in a pillow case in there and they'll find this. Yeah, you're a mister hide this shit. You can't do that because they're going to find it. It's not no funny if they find it.

No, she's a crazy girl. That girl's absolutely. She's out of her mind. You know what's so wild about that, though? I've only seen bits and pieces, but it seems like they both were very abusive to each other. How long was this going on? I don't know, but I don't know, bro.

But you know what it is. And when you hear all of this shit that they did each other, shitting in the bed, putting out cigarettes on each other. Yeah. What was the scar that broke the camera was? back. What made them say enough already? When they took away Pirates in the Caribbean?

Really? I think if his career's never affected this thing, there's fucked up relationship right now. Dead ass. Why you had to tell people, you know? Why you had to tell people? Like, we was having fun. I chopped my finger off or you chopped it off.

It is what it is. He lost a piece of his finger. I saw that. That I saw. But I couldn't tell whether she chopped it off or he did. There's rumors from everybody. You don't know with either of these motherfuckers. They both lying our asses off.

But still, it's like. How do you just chop a piece of your finger off? Apparently she threw a bottle at him, which chopped it off, or maybe he did it. They don't even know. The point is they're both lunatics, both of them. But it's just crazy to see, like, lies on this level. Like, this girl is next level. She wrote an op-ed about him.

That's all that's the stuff. Like, it's not like he was out here starting it. She wrote the op-ed. She said all these crazy things. You know why? Because she knows that whoever is the first person with the narrative usually wins. Well. And that's the truth of the matter.

And she did. She destroyed his career. It's over. And now Johnny got all of this other stuff to go back and get Amber. This is what I wish would happen. I wish that nobody would make any, would jump to any conclusions until all of this stuff really plays out in court. Because if they would have just waited and let Johnny Depp and Amber Hurd play out in court,

then they can make a real rational decision on what to do with this person's career. Now, do you put things on hold? Cool. But just to like, fuck them. Get rid of this. Get rid of this. That's not what's up, man. Let shit play out in court.

I feel the same way about the Tory and Megan thing. The sad thing about the Tori and Megan situation is it is playing out in the court of public opinion. And everybody is running with what they hear people say on social media. It's really what they feel. Here's the thing about this shit. And Megan needs to learn this. It's very important. You lie once.

Everything's a lie. Especially in court. You lie once. I know somebody who got off a murder for that. 100%. And the paperwork, it said he smacked him, but he really punched him. Sure. When other paperwork, so he punched, he got all just like that.

Yeah, when you. You lie once. That man right there. You lie once. Al was in jail in Sweden. And the guy said that he put, that Al punched him, 14 times. And it was 13. It could have been that.

No, no, no, no. I remember, I remember when I was on the stand. And I was like, I wish I could see that. You know, we need to get the video. Yeah. It hit me. It hit me on the stand. He said, how many times?

He goes, he goes, Hold on, you represented Alex? Yes. Amazing. I'm the greatest friend ever. I remember you telling the story. I thought you just spoke that. At the hearing, you represented him.

He's a lawyer. He didn't represent him. I'm representing. Because your lawyer was trash. Your lawyer was trash. I represented you. I did. How about saying, lawyer, Drew?

Hear you. You know what I'm saying? I was out here. I got up on a stand. I said. I said, sit down, fam. Sit your ass down, little boy. And you went crazy.

The dude said this. I said, the guy was like, yeah, they were talking their little goofy ass accents. So he had claimed that he had claimed that they hit him 14 times. I go, excuse me, miss? I was like, are you sure you have your numbers right? So the lawyer says, yes, he hit the fuck. I was like, explain to me how.

Alex could have hit him 14 times. while he's running away from the man and you have it on video. Let's just count it out what I start doing the middle of court. What I start doing the middle of court? They played the video? No, no, what I started doing?

He was like, how do you do this? One, two, three, four, all the way to 14. If he did not hit, you must have quit. Holy! And one ain't hit. You must have quit. 14 times.

That's where he fucked up. I'm looking at that little police officer, bitch. I was like, oh, you got to say. extra here. You said 14, didn't you? Oh, you're in trouble. He's off. He's off. He's off. He's off. He's off. Kept his black ass in jail for 30 more days. They did. They did.

He got out there. He got out 30 days later. What if they were planning to let you go that day? And then I started twirling all that shit. I started twatting all that fucking up. We really want to lock him up. Okay? But you're going to do his time for him. Okay? But the crazy. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry about the Megan thing.

is so Megan's in that at Gail King interview saying that she did not have sex relations with Tori. Now, I don't know their relationship. She hesitated when she said it, though. That's the only reason why I said maybe it could have happened. Why? Somebody said there might be a song or she was just talking about it. Oh, yeah. Because when she asked and she was like, she had a freestyle at Coachella.

Yeah, but we don't know if that was about Tori. Come on, Charlotte. No, but when she asked her, she was like, okay, okay, look, look. That's fair. That's fair. Hey, hey, maybe she did it. I thought it was about somebody else, but I'm going to shut up. Hey, hey, maybe she did it.

And that's fair. Maybe she didn't. And that's cool. You keep saying that. That's awesome. Respect. But if they did, and he got proof. And either him or his friends or other people say, you know, they were hooking up for a minute, blah, blah, blah.

Well, then why did she say they didn't have sexual relations? She built Clinton all of a sudden? Kelsey said what? You're not on mic. Here's the thing, though. All I'm trying to say, sorry, go, go. Here's the thing about the era that we live in.

We truly believe what we want. want to believe. That's all of that. We don't know if Megan and Torrey Lane never had sex. We have no. That's what I don't know. I don't know.

None whatsoever. So if she says no, I ain't got no reason. I believe her. I believe her. If she says no, I believe it, here's the thing. But if it comes out that they did have sexual relations, how are they going to come out? Everything's a lie.

I think what happened was if they had sex relations or just her, him going down on her. Yep. That's sexual relations. You see what I'm talking about? This is the air we live in. That's how Twitter works right there. That is Twitter.

I think he just hate her out. Now a sudden, you know what? I heard, I heard that he just ate her out. That's the whole thing. Where that even comes from? But that's not even an opinion. That's unnecessary speculation. With something like this, she said no, it's no.

That's how I feel. I believe it. What I'm saying is if it's a lot. Can I ask you all this question? What the fuck this got to do with the case, though? Right. That's my point. No, my business.

It's your girl. It's your girl. Why she's snooping? She'd probably try and see if he heard because he's in love. Yeah, Gail asked in context because Gail was saying that, because that's what Tori said. Tori said they had a sexual relationship. So Al, you brought that up about lying on your dick, remember?

So it's either she's lying or Tori's lying on his dick. That's corny. What this got to do with the case, though? I'm just saying. Just shows somebody's lying. Oh, you know what I thought you were talking about? I thought you were talking about the thing when she said, talking about stepping on the glass.

No, no, no, no. I'm totally. She said she didn't have said, I saw that. I saw that. But real quick, I just want to keep it equal for both sides. If it comes out that Tori didn't hook up with her and he said he did. Wow, bro.

Hey, you lied about that. You could lie by everything. You got to be very careful. Come on, man. Yo, you have to be truthful with these things, bro. Andrew is absolutely right. You're not on mic. Andrew is absolutely right.

When you tell one lie about one lie, I question everything. Everything. And what you ever said, too? There we go. But what about the evidence of the bullet fragments and all that shit? What do you know about? No one's denying that she got shot. No, no, that's saying that bullet fragments didn't end up in her foot.

No, no, what we're talking about is... But you hear what he said, though. He said that if... If Tori lied about... That means everything he said was a lie, including him saying he didn't shoot her. What I'm saying is if he lied about hooking up with her, then he could lie about... About not shooting her.

Exactly. We're making your argument. No, okay. I thought you talked about with Megan. No, no, it's okay. Same thing we're her, too. But that's what I'm saying is one lie. He lied about saying, yeah, you have sex.

That means he didn't shoot you. You know what I wish. Be very careful with your accusations. You get caught in one. Yes. I just wish that they all cared more about the court of law than the court of public opinion. Two things, both of them, both parties are trying to prove shit to these fucking crazy motherfuckers on social media.

A bunch of money. that don't know what's going on. And I know that takes a level of patience. And I even said yesterday, I said, man, you know, when you watch, when you watch her on Gail King, she had a level of defensiveness. But it's like it's almost impossible not to. Right? Like if you're making that kind of accusation against somebody, you're saying,

yo, this person shot me. And everybody in the world is saying, you're lying. How could you not be defensive? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, how could you not be? So it's like, I understand that. But I just wish that they cared more about the court of law and the court of public opinion.

Let things play out in court. All the facts of the case will come out. All the evidence will come out. Every statement that's been made will come out. Every piece of evidence will come out. Just let shit play out. That's all you got to do sometimes. Because right now they've been doing this shit for two years.

Yeah. We're just bored. We need shit to react. That's exactly what it is. Same thing with the Amber Heard. Like, come on, yeah. Like, even with it's like. They're musicians, though.

You said what? They're musicians. if their stock in popularity declines people are less likely to listen to their music. All gimmicks. Maybe. But why would their stock in popularity? Why would their popularity decline? Well, because you don't want to listen to.

I mean, Tories would because that's what you're being accused of. Listen, I get it. You know what I mean? I just wish things would play out in the court of law for us because what's going to happen is, like you look at stuff like her medical reports are being released. You see text messages from the friend will allege text messages saying, hey, help, you know. Tori shot me whatever, whatever is out there that's factual evidence that police are using

is going to be used in the court of law. Those are things the general public don't know anything about shit. So what's going to happen is when the general public, if there's things that start to counter what Megan said, counter what Tori say, they're going to lose all that credibility anyway. They could have just been quiet.

Like, none of them just had to play out the way it has. Everybody has chosen sides in this shit. For what? Yeah. What's the reason? Yeah. Tori had to. Did he?

Yeah. He had to. He was in survival modes. I'm like, Hey, man, if I know I'm innocent on some shit and that all the evidence shows it, I'll let shit play out. Let everybody have their day, man.

Let everybody have their day on Twitter. Talk that shit. Yell at me, cancel me, screaming me, fuck me, this and that. When the facts come out, now what? Because guess what's going to happen? If the facts do come out and it says otherwise,

ain't nobody going to apologize. Oh, because he was out here while. Ain't nobody going to say, you was right. No. Ain't none of that's going, none of that's going to happen. Do you think he,

do you think he was fighting to, like, keep sponsorships, to keep shows alive? Oh, that's going anywhere. You know how these corporations do. All that shit going anyway. I thought he's done some shows and shit. Well, that's, the music is a little different because,

well, I don't know. I don't know if he's done any show. He's done his own. I'm just saying, like, it would be, it would be like a two-year or three-year hiatus that you're waiting and you've got to pay legal fees for two, three years while you're not working,

no sponsors, There's nothing. It's like you could go broke and not be able to even defend yourself if you're not working. Yeah. This is why. She said, somebody asked her, why did she do the interview with Gail? What was that tweet say? Says, Crazy how May gets to speak.

See, I hate stuff like this. Crazy how May gets to speak on whomever platform our song about the situation with Tori are, scroll down, but Tori are, he goes to jail being it's still an open investigation. The only reason she's talking is because Tori was talking. If you go back to the list of a brilliant nits a few weeks ago, I said this was going to happen. I said she's going to do a major interview. Because... Because Tori keeps talking.

I said this was going to happen. I said this was going to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so Megan says, so a man... Now she got to control her narrative, you're saying. That's right. Because Tori got too much positivity, so she's like, hold up, hold up, hold up. That's right.

That's right. That's right. So a man can shoot me, chop up horse legs and music videos that taunt me, pay blogs and spread false information from what's happening in court, record studio albums and make disc tracks. But when I talk to Gayle King, that's the last straw. Fuck y'all. Listen, she's right.

Everybody could have just been being quiet, waiting to see what happens. The only reason this shit is still a story is because everybody keeps talking about it. You know what I'm saying? It was two years ago. The Taylor's raising her hand. They throwing flame on the fire. That's all. I feel like in the, do you watch the whole thing, the Gil King interview?

Mm-hmm. either they cut it out or they're dismissing one part of it. Like what happened with her and Kelsey? Like what? I'm just saying to put things together. She's not talking about Kelsey. Why are they not friends more or anything else? I feel like that would put together.

Oh, because the word on the street was that Tori was smashing both. When? She did talk. She talked about her friend in the interview. What she said? I thought she said Tori offered them money. Yeah, but that's not. The girl asked her straight up why y'all not friends anymore.

If I'm not mistaken. Yes. that in that interview? 100%. Let me see. Well, why is that not making leeway either? That should have been...

Because it don't matter. Yes, it does. That's a part. Why does it matter? Why does it matter? It's going to tie everything together, though. What the argument was about, everything else like that? I don't think none of that matters.

The only thing they're trying to prove in the court of law is who shot Megan Desailles. That's it. And they're going to try to figure out probable cause. They're going to, who did it in probable cause? That's it. That's it. Like nothing more than nothing less.

Why her friend, why they're not friends no more? It's like she's trying to cover up something. Was she not holding her back? They even talked about the friend was the one. That was one of the major parts of the interview. They said the friend is the one who texts Megan security and said, help, Tori just shot May. Why?

They can't hate you, though. That's my big sis. So how the hell is she your big sis? She's taller than me. You're older than her. By a lot. She's tired than me. By the way, by a lot.

Megan was like in seven-grade. when you was a freshman in college. No, no, no. You're going to stop acting young. By the way, let's talk about this for a second. She, Taylor don't like the fact that she's old. Auntie Tee-T. She hates the fact that she's 31.

What are you talking about? I'm not old. Megan is 27 years old. Okay, she's three years older. You were a senior when she was in eighth grade. No, I was. What? High school.

You'll be 31 this year, Taylor. You're four years older than her. Yes. You, the world. You old. You know what she said to me earlier? She was like, I was at baby face concert. And she was like, you would have thought I was an auntie.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not? You're not an auntie. Technically, yes, I am. Ain't no technically. You're 31. No, no, no, don't do that. And you really got to be the nephew.

Because when we say, I'm in the black culture, I'm not in that. Why not? Don't do that. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But when we say, Auntie, no, stop.

What do they call you? What do your needs to nephew call you, Taylor? They call me Taylor. Do you race them at the cookouts? Shut up. You auntie. I can't believe you called making the style in your big sister. I'm just saying like, like, you know, like Rick Ross called an 85, so I was your little home.

I don't have a dish to be an auntie. I know how to cook. I'm just saying you got to have a special dish that. Yes, Auntie. You're not about to do that. You're auntie. You were an uncle at 40, right? So let me at least get to 40.

No, I was an uncle before that. But here's the thing. You said Megan Nostalia was your big sister. She is literally bigger than me. She's four years younger than you. I'm talking about physically. See, my big sister too, that shit. Bigger sister.

You got to say bigger sister. Was there a point you were going to make? I don't know anymore. Exactly. That is what I just needed to get to. There was no reason for Taylor to be over there at all. Okay. No, you did not.

The shirt wasn't in the bag. He's grabbing everything out. Nothing. Just pulling at things for no reason. All right? I just wish, moral of the story is, I just wish Megan and Toro would play out

in a court of law and not the court of public opinion because once all the evidence and stuff comes out, then people can make real decisions about what happened. How do you not know? Isn't there like some satellite fucking tea?

Like, can't you see the... Say again? Case hasn't started. Oh. Yeah, I'm sure they got a bunch of shit. You have to. should have got enough We gonna see

I mean there is Some people might say Tories lawyers Lawyers were like Look If you did this You need to do everything In your power

To sway the court Of public opinion Before your trial So we can either get a mistrial Or You can have the You know The people be on your side

Going into it Because you're fucked Once the evidence comes out Yeah I don't I don't I don't This is what They either need to do

One or two things When it comes in certain cases now. And I know they can't do it because the judicial system is the way it's set up. They can't wait two years for certain cases no more.

Sometimes when things like this happen, that's she got to happen immediately. OJ. And the reason they got to happen immediately is because people formulate opinions over two years. How can you be a jury in this case?

We've almost reached the limits, I don't want to say limits of justiceism, but you know the idea is like you can have a jury of your peers that aren't familiar with you.

Impossible now, dude. And now with social media, impossible. that. It's like, my peer is going to know who I am. Especially if you're somebody who's famous as Tori or Megan. Absolutely. Yeah, you don't think somebody getting paid off this thing going out this long? What do you mean?

Because, you know, look at OJ case. I'm sure a whole lot of people's getting paid. That's why. The lawyers are making, the lawyers are winning, but. Lawyers are fucking telling. Both sides of the lawyers are like, yeah, let's stress this shit out. I'm getting $500 an hour. Lawyers, definitely. I don't know, man. This shit is just silly. I just wish that they would get to these cases faster

because I don't see how you can be a juror that's objective in a situation like this. I'll say this, though, if I'm Megastalian and I did get shot by Tori, I'm tight. Yeah, I'm tight. So nobody believes you. Nobody believe it like, the fuck. Really? Why, though?

Did she lie one time about something? Got to be something by the way, though. But why do we feel like we always got to rush to have an opinion about these things? Because you know us, bro. We got to be hoarse. Oh, I love it. Yeah. Sports ain't enough?

No. No. Barbershop. You don't know the barbershop. Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest to? You know, sports is. boring, y'all.

Sports ain't got nothing on this. You know why? Because sports is too finite. Is that the word? Finite? Finite. Is that mean final? Yeah, finite.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have just said final. I don't know why I tried to be fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finite. Final. It's too final. Like, we know what it is.

There's an answer. It's no disputing area. That's right. After the game over is over. That's right. That's right. That's right. It is what it is.

I even, I told you all, the next was going to lose to the Celtics. I thought it would be in five. I thought they was going to get one, yeah, at least one. I thought they would get one, one, but nope, here comes the brooms, here comes the brooms, here comes the brooms, here comes the brooms. Whatever DMX was for saying in belly. Like that shit fucking. I didn't know what you was talking about.

I thought here comes the boom. It is. I thought that's what you were doing. It was a boom. That's all right. Something new. But that's why you kind of low-key got to give it up for guys like Stephen A. Smith, who are making drama around final or. finite situations.

You know what I mean? Like these political commentators, you're just talking shit all day about things that aren't finite. Is it right to be on the left? Is it right to be on the right? Who the fuck cares? These politics are better.

These are not. Stephen A. Smith got to look at a game that's already decided and then find a way to talk some shit about it. Yeah. That's hard, bro. I guess the only thing I... Well, you know what guys like Stephen A. Smith do?

Which is, I mean, it's fascinating. Because we do it with everything. They just go at athletes for their personalities. You know what I'm saying? It's not just about their game. Like this whole, what Jamie Fox got mad at Stephen A.

Smithful, it was rooted in sports, but really Stephen A is questioning this man's character. You know what I'm saying? Let's hear you haven't heard this? No. Oh, Stephen was off.

Oh, he went off this. Yeah? Oh, that shit was great on Monday. Hold on, go. This was Monday. This was after game three. This doesn't even game four. Oh, God.

Nobody is worse than Ben Simmons. Ben Simmons might also be the weakest, most pathetic excuse for a professional athlete we have ever seen in not just American history, but the history of sport, I can't think. The history of sport? I can't think of a professional athlete

that has come across more pathetic than this man. Damn. That's all attack on character, by the way. Yeah. But like, kind of justified, no? I can't say it's kind of justified because I don't know what his issue is. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's right.

He's actually dealing with some mental health issues. Like, clearly something's not right. His back, whatever it is. That was the other funny shit, Stephen A. Smith said, did we find out why his back is hurting? Did he step in a pot hole? Okay? What did he do?

Was he getting it in with somebody? And he blew his back? No, he did. Oh, Stephen went crazy. He was not playing yesterday. The shit was super entertaining. That's why they pay him $8 million a year. But I don't know why Benz said.

They put him to work for that $8 million, no, bro. Eight million. That man has 14 different shows. He likes it, though. He enjoyed it. Oh, you can tell. You can tell. You can tell.

You can tell. Here's the thing about Ben Simmons. I'm sorry to interrupt, but you can argue he's underpaid at $8 million. Oh, yeah. I think he's underpaid at $8 million. I can't remember the last person, and I've been alive 43 years. I don't think, and I could, I know people might dispute me on this. I don't think ESPN had a face.

Now, Stuart A. Scott, God bless the dead. People like Hannah Storm. We know all of those people. It was like a group. It was like a collab. There you go. John Madden? Was Madden on ESPN?

No, man. EA Sports. What? I'm talking about video games. You're mad. Listen. But yes, it was a group of those sports center anchors. And now is Stephen A. Smith.

Yes. Yeah. When you think ESPN, you think Stephen A. Smith is the face of ESPN. Like, you look at Stephen A. Smith, you think to yourself, that is ESPN. I don't think that they've ever had an. anchor. That was the face of the network. That's $20 million a year, bro. I'm being dead serious. Like, that's $20 million

a year. I think he's underpaid at $8 million. He might get money from other things. Like, maybe if he calls, like, I don't know if it's all in. Yeah. There's no way it's all in. There's nobody there's nobody in the world that we want to hear from in regards

to especially basketball more than Stephen A. Smith. It's not even the sport, but if someone won't show What? If there's drama. I want to hit, I want to know what he got to say. Everybody,

everybody sit down. Hey, everybody sit down. Everybody sit down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't got to talk. You know what I mean? I'm going to show you how Kari can't run and score 14 at the same time.

Like, he went in, like, and you wanted to see it. Listen, I, listen, I found it very interesting.

I find the whole net situation interesting. I never thought the net's could win. Um, I said that from the beginning. I just wasn't sure about KD and Kyrie together. What you think about him? No. Still no?

No, not at all. No. No, not at all. There's nothing Ben Simmons would add to that next team. And here's the problem with the next team. They have no leader. There's no leader. There's no leader.

You're right. I don't like when people say, you know, somebody's robin. Because people like... Robin means like Batman and Robin. Right? Like they said that silly shit about Janus. a couple years ago, oh, he's no Batman, you know, he's a Robin, he needs a Batman.

Yonis is clearly Batman. He's the superhero. The reason you can never say that about Kevin Durant and Kari Irvin is because they're way stronger than Robin ever was. Yeah, both of them have rings. But here's the thing, they're Avengers. They might even be the strongest Avengers. But they need to be Thor. They might be Thor. They might be Hulk. But you need a Captain America. You need a Tony Stark to lead. Yeah. They don't have. any leaders on the next. Steve Nash is the Steve Nash should be fired.

Steve Nash is a terrible basketball coach. But they hired him to just be there. Because the Kyrie, because Kyrie said they didn't really need a coach. Exactly. This shit is crazy. They got two plays on the next. Two. Give the ball to KD. That's it.

Give the ball to Kyrie. They say flat earth and eczema. Those are the two plays they run. What? I know the both ISO plays. You know who the ISO plays are for when they yell out those two things.

It's the true. Those are the two ISO plays that they run. He changes mind? I would name the defenses after that. Like if I'm the Celtics, every time KD got the XMA, Exima, drop back, Exima.

Listen, the Celtics were a terrible matchup for the Nets because everything the Celtics do great, the Nets suck at. So it's like teamwork, defense, defense, and an amazing coach. And low ego. Oh my God.

Their superstars are young so they can manage their egos. And who's their coach right now? I don't think KD got an ego. Interesting. I don't think KD got an ego. I think KD. is naturally great. He's naturally phenomenal. And that term, that name they use for him, easy money sniper is real.

I think that he's a real easy. I don't know him personally, but he seems like a real easygoing, laid back person, but too easygoing and laid back. Because he's not going to check nobody. He needs a, he needs a Dremont. Yeah. He needs to be Jordan. Yeah.

He needs, it's weird when you talk. The way him and Draymond got into it on the bench for whatever reason, somebody got to be getting that Kyrie like that. Well, and that's what LeBron did. I mean, yo, credit LeBron. There's a lot of criticism about LeBron, but like LeBron kept Kyrie in check.

LeBron, when LeBron was the best player on the cast, not necessarily the leader. When he first started, the best player, not necessarily the leader, developed into. Went to Miami. Yeah. Where I say D. Wade was the leader. but when LeBron went back to Cleveland,

he learned how to lead. And he led Kari Irvin and Kevin Love and the rest of those calves. He led them in a real way. They don't have that on that next team. Is he still a flat-off? They don't have that? Who?

Curry. Yeah, 100%. As far as I know. You don't think he's still a flat earth? I changed too. I used to do that. I mean, he got some time now to look it up. And I'm going to tell you something.

They're not going to win next year either. The coach in Brooklyn has to change dramatically starting with Steve Nash got to get the fuck out of it. You can't even blame Steve Nash. It's like, I can blame Steve Nash. He has no plays. Well, does he have no play?

I mean, you're talking about a guy who like, all right, so here's the thing. This is why I think Steve Nash is the wrong coach for them. Steve Nash was the type of player who could take role players and then turn them into superstars. Like, if you play with Steve Nash, your next contract was the biggest contract you ever got. I don't care who the fuck you want to play with him.

But you had to play with him. And so he's a guy who's like, I'm a creator. I can't wait to distribute and get guys in position to score. And KD and Kyrie are guys who don't even need someone to create for them until they come into the playoffs and they're playing a very tough defensive team. And then you realize that ISO one-on-one shit. That works during the regular season when it's 82 games. And motherfuckers like, I'm not about to bust my Achilles.

That's right. Now playoffs is like, yo, the Achilles is done. I don't care. I don't care right now. This is extra cash. Every game these guys are playing, that's a new house. Playoff money's different. That's a new down payment or something on it, right?

So it's like, I would like to buy my mom a new house. I would like to get to the next round of the playoffs. So it's a different level of defense and you need to have plays. I'm sorry. Yeah, I saw Charles Barkley say that he feel like Kevin Durant was not a bus driver. He was a bus rider. He said, I want to hear about these bus rider rings. Yeah.

Because if you didn't take your team to get there or something like that, he's like, that don't impress me. But I like what Kenny Smith says. Kenny Smith said, just because you ain't driving the bus don't mean that you're not giving our directions. And I believe that. You know what I'm saying?

Because Kenny got to defend his rings. Was Kevin Durant? But was Kevin Durant the best player on that Warriors team? Yes. Yes. But was he the leader? No.

And that's all it boils down to. That's not even a diss to either one of them. They're just not leaders. What I would say to Kevin right now is like, now you're in a position where you're realize, you didn't really have to lead in Oklahoma City, right, because you had Russell Westbrook, and Russell was just such a dominant force. They needed a leader too, though. But they did need one, but he wasn't in position to do it. Then he comes and has amazing success within, like, a franchise

that has an incredible culture and a leader. Amazing system, too. Amazing system. Then he goes to a team where there isn't a leadership role. And he has to be the leader. And now he learns that. And now-Haree are supposed to be the leaders. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. If you're going to lead with someone else, you both have to be able to check your ego. That I don't think Kevin, I don't think KD has one. No, I know Kyrie is going to be the bigger issue, but like, KD, instead of everybody's going to pile on and be like, oh, you can't lead, you can't do all these things. What I would say to KD is like, hey, here's your next level up. You've mastered the offensive game.

You're an incredible defender for where you are right now. You have actually really good court vision. You know what I mean? Like, you're in an impressive basketball player. How can you do something outside of basketball? How can you get these guys when you're not playing to want to die for you? you out there. This is like what you were saying when LeFron came to Cleveland. He learned how to do it. That can be your moment next year. Be excited about it. Yeah. I think KD. needs a little bit more ego.

And the reason I think KD. needs a little bit more ego because he has to be able to assert himself in that way to say, man, what the fuck are y'all doing? I'm out here busting my ass every motherfucking night. I'm trying to play through injuries and you won't show up for me. Like, like the wildest thing to me was when Kari Irvin was saying how the Celtics have more chemistry than them. And the Nets didn't have time to jail. I wonder why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was there an issue

you can think of? By the way, I respect your choice. If that's the choice that you made, but these are the consequences of your choice. Yeah. Like, you're not going to just pop back up in the playoffs when these guys have been playing together all year long and think that y'all just going to take shit over? Like, no, man. And this is the only chance,

not the only chance, but this is, like, I think the best possible season for Kyrie to do because I don't think Kyrie's played over 60 games any season. No, they said, four times. He's been in the league 11 years and has played more than 66 games only four times.

Only four times. So like this was actually the perfect situation for his body can't handle a full NBA season and the playoffs. It just physically can't handle it. And listen, I'm not trying to be critical of him. It's like neither can out. What's wrong being critical of him? I'm not trying to like...

It's not about critique. Yeah, but some some people are built different. LeBron is built. Like LeBronca's sprayed his ankle and then by Tuesday he's good. Like, that guy's built different, right? So it's like, but Kyrie's not built like that. He is incredible skill. He's just not built like that. So now he actually has a season where he doesn't play the whole fucking season. His body is fresh. His legs are fresh. His knees are fresh. He's actually ready for the playoffs. And then the chemistry ain't there. And then they go into, they run into a tough Celtics team.

Man, I don't, you think Kyrie and KD don't really work. I don't think KD, Kyrie and Ben Simmons work. Oh, I mean, you know what's missing from the league? Real point guards. Well, KP3. That team needs a real point guard. That's the leader. So here's the thing.

It's like, is Kyrie going to be willing to submit to like, what's it called, submit himself to an offense where he doesn't have the ball in his hand? I think Kyrie likes creating with the ball because he's a magician with it. KD will submit himself. KD will run around screen and he was incredibly effective. And probably saved so much energy, not having to create. the whole fucking play every single time. But with Kyrie, I don't know if he's willing to give Ben Simmons the ball.

Now, here's the good thing about Ben Simmons. If he can get his head on his shoulders, he's terrified of shooting, but he likes distributing. And he likes playing defense. And he likes playing defense, which they need. Which is kind of like what the next need. Literally what you're missing. A big guy who could defend, take the pressure off KD, whoever KD guy defend, and he don't want to shoot so you hand it off.

I just don't think Kyrie is going to give up that rock. Well, I need KD to have the same smoke he has for Charles Barker. And all these OGs he'd be getting that. For Kyrie, right? Exactly. Like if you can't, if Charles can say something about you and you call Charles out, you got to have that same smoke for your teammate. Was it publicly?

Was it privately? Like, you got to put them and check the same way. Clown them. Clown Kyrie. Because clowning Charles Barkley because he played for the Houston Rockets, bro, they were past their prime. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we weren't expecting Charles to do anything. Like, you could say he was ring chasing, but, hey, he was way past his prime. Same thing. Then he saw him post a picture of Charles Barkley on the 6thus. He was a rookie when he played with Moses Malone and Dr. Shade him. I'm like, so I don't understand. Like, I don't get it. It's like, KD, you, Kyrie Irvin, y'all, and y'all prime.

He ringed chased by getting drafted? James Hardin was in his prime. Couldn't make it work. Yeah. Last year, you got bumped in the second round. This year, you got bumped in the first and you got swept. You got to eat that. You got to eat that.

Sweep is crazy. Sweep is crazy. Which one is the room? Here comes the broom. Here comes the broom. What? I think theirs is worse. I think theirs is worse than the Lakers.

Yeah. Oh, no, no. This, I already knew the Lakers was going to. Exactly. It wasn't a surprise. I wasn't surprised. Yeah. Oh, this is probably the worst collapse in NBA history.

Everybody said it was the Lakers. Yeah. What seed were they? What seed were they? They were a seventh seed. But this is a team that has been predicted to win the championship two years in a row. Right. And it's not like a real seven seed because they were missing Kyrie for

half the season. Yeah. Bro, on paper, they look like the best super team ever. They're actually the worst super team ever because every super team

we've seen in this modern era has at least gone to the finals and they've all won once. They've all at least won a ring. Even if they lost in the finals, they won a ring. Celtics won a ring. The Warriors won a ring when KD went there.

All of these super teams have won rings, they haven't even got out of the second round. And, bro, like my friends were at the games and they were like, yo, it's a weird, It's a weird atmosphere. I'm like, because ain't no real fans. There ain't no real fans.

Come on, man. Ain't no real fans. Come on, come on, man. New Jersey Nets. Them shit, those shit look like. Nets fans are like Envy's beer.

Okay, that's why the arena looks so black around the edges. You see how, you see how my good brother, Envy looks so black around the edges. Envy looked like the ball clay center. It's really black up here,

really black up here. Nets fans are like Envy's beer. Okay. You got to bring them back to Jersey, man. Honestly, I'd respect it more. Yep. I respect it more if they was in the garden.

And if they were in the garden, we'd be protecting them from the slander. Oh, if they were Knicks fans? I mean, if they were the Knicks, if the Knicks was in this situation? Yeah, you put Kevin Durand on that same Knicks team this year. They're third or fourth seat. You think?

Yes. I mean, he is that good. He is a guarantee plan. Yes. Julius Randall there. Fucking, yes, R.J. Bayard, they're at least a third of fourth seed in the east. That's interesting.

I think so. That's interesting. I don't know if they're better than. they're not better than the bucks, but they're in the Bulls. Who's the third seed? Category? Yes, who's the third seed in the East?

No, they're not to better than Celtics. Yeah, they bought a fourth seat. KD on the Knicks team right now, they're about a fourth seed. Yeah, the 76ers, I think, were four, and I think the Raptors were five. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. No, honestly, I haven't been watching that much this year.

Me neither. And I'm wondering, is it... I never watch a full game. Yo, bro. And is it like... are we just busy with other things or is basketball just not been that interesting this year? I love watching, Beth.

So, so people are still watching it's just me. That's what I assume. You just got married, it's new. You just got married, you've been on tour, you know what I'm saying? You just got jumped into the crypts clearly, you know what I mean? Gang gang. You got your man cave? I live in a hand, bro.

My man cave is a bathroom. Man cave is a bathroom. I need some time to my side. You get to move out to Jersey. bro. Yeah. Yeah. You're thinking about it?

No. No. Why? You get a nice fire crib in Jersey? Nah, next, next move, bro. We got to go somewhere warm, Charlotte. Man, you ain't got to tell me. We got to go somewhere warm, Charlotte.

I'm in Florida this week with shorts and t-shirt. I looked up at this guy. I'm like, bro, I get it, God. Yeah, yeah. I get it. Hey, save that money, too. I get, yeah, no state tax. No, no.

I don't want to talk about that. Listen, hey, listen. Listen, bro. Hey. The IRS took my prostate, this shit. This is. Yeah. They're motherfucking

They pay for the Kalonic? Man, the IRA. They tickled that motherfucker a few times. It was like, I don't know. Let me do it. Let me check it again. Like, that motherfuckers win. Yeah, they don't play.

And God, damn, they don't play. They don't play, bro. They get theirs. Shit. They get theirs. IRS, don't fuck with them. I'll pay child support all day long. Yeah.

That IRS. That's what you're going to do? All day long. That IRA. For a year. Whatever you pay the IRS, this year is it at that same thing. And what's crazy is I pay taxes quarterly.

Yeah. And I put always, anytime I get to check the money, immediately my financial team puts the money away with it. Yeah, yeah. I don't even play with it. Don't even play with it.

I don't even want to see the number. It's not your, because you know it's not yours. And then you get addicted to that number with the taxes in it. Right. Right. All right. That's not yours.

Whatever it is, if it's 100, that means it's 50. Yeah. And you got to know that. Yeah. At least 60. Yeah.

If you don't put that shit away, you're out of your mind. But just, man, man, when you really like, this woulda fuck you up. And it's a little different for me because I work a corporate job too. So I work one of those jobs where they take the taxes out. Look at the taxes they took out through the year.

And then the shit you pay on everything else. And you're like, holy shit. I wish they would tell me I don't have freedom of speech in this country. I pay the right to say what the fuck I want. I don't blame him. Karen's like, oh, hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish you were.

What? I pay taxes. I take care of you. That's how he talked to the cops. I can't say that. But Karen's can. That's a good-ass point. You know that you're actually doing a pan.

Cops drive me this week. I'm going to say that shit. Now's not the time, folks. Now's not the time. Not the end of April. This is your job. Like I heard you on idiots. But wanting a prostate check.

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Let's get back to this show. Do we have church announcements? The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. Yo, final two shows of the infamous tour of Vancouver might be a couple tickets left. I'm not sure. The Andrew Sholls.com, those are the final two shows. Then the tour is officially done. It's crazy to even say that.

It's been years that I've been on this tour. And it's been obviously the most successful in my career. And I'm incredibly grateful for everybody who came out, man. It really meant a lot, especially that show. for those shows at Radio City, man. Man. That was a really, that was a really cool moment for me. So thank you guys so much,

theanger Sholes.com, pull up to Vancouver. And then after that, we, you know, it's back to scratch, man. This is the fun time. Do you feel like a comedian's perspective of you changed after Radio City? That's an interesting one. Radio City is one of those venues

where, like, definitely people go, oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're like, they had a night. Usually comedians had their ears to the streets, right? And at least within the world of comedy, so they know what's going on. But I think that anybody on the periphery saw that and they're like, oh, it's different. Like, it's a different.

A lot of comedians show up. I know Duval showed up. No, Duval couldn't come, man. He was really sweet, though, man. No, not the radio shit. I don't know he said you did. Oh, yeah, Florida. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A lot of comedians coming. A lot of support. Throughout the tour. Yeah, man. But that's different, though. Duval's friends. That's, you know, that's different. Yeah, he's saying.

A lot of people might have hated and be like, oh, no, fuck that. I see the tour going. They probably be like, fuck you. But they came all to support this, though. Yeah, I think that there's, I think there's always going to be competition within your field, you know. And so I'm cool with that. And I understand that. But, like, I also try to put out a lot of goodwill, you know, in the comedy world.

Like, at least everything that we've been doing and how we've been kind of, like, changing the way the comedy's put out. Like, I don't get upset at comics for, you know, copying what we do. I tell them to do it. And I say it's for all of y'all. So I think that there's, I think at least in the comics that have done the things that we're doing are starting to see a lot of success because of it.

I think that there's some gratitude. I think so. Yeah, and it's not, you know what I think too? I would hope so. I think a lot of people were shocked that what you do online translates to actual ticket sales. We live in this era where you can see people having these buzzes online and getting all these views

and everything else, but it don't translate to anything else into the real world. And I think a lot of people, I believe a lot of people were like, oh shit, he's not just putting clips on Instagram.

You know what I mean? He's not just putting specials up on YouTube, which you haven't done in a minute. Yeah. I mean, you still do the clips on Instagram, but, of course. You only did like, what, one special, two specials on YouTube?

I did three on YouTube. Three? Yeah, three, three on YouTube. And then just a lot of clips and everything that we put on YouTube. But I think people, I think a lot of people were shocked like, oh shit.

Like this shit translates an actual ticket sense. Well, it's not gonna work for everybody. But yeah. 85 South, they do you. They do it.

They do it. And they're putting stuff on YouTube. It's like, they just sold out the fucking grand whole, old Opry in Nashville. Yeah, man. I saw them in the fucking Atlanta.

Yeah, in Greensboro. In white people's Atlanta. That's what they're killing it, man. Shouts to them. But they've also done it. They've like, they've went through the YouTube and social media.

media route and you have to understand like this is how we consume things now and at the end of the day we want to see the things that we consume yeah so it's like if you're in somebody's face and you're giving them content they're laughing at they're sharing with their friends and they're like feeling joy about and also you create a show that they don't want to miss like we don't just do a y'all saw it we don't just do a comedy show like we did it is a show it's a show so it's like a cringy show so it's like so yeah i hope that we create something where people feel like they need to be there and I was admired the people who create that. Yeah.

That's why I don't, listen, if you can connect all of the dots, I respected so much. But if you're just one of those people who just doing shit online, riling people up for views and likes and whatever else, and that shit don't translate in the real world, it's not going to last. And it's really pointless. Because they don't fuck with you.

They don't fuck with you. You don't know if people fuck with you until you're trying to sell something. Yo, until they got to leave their house. Word up. Or actually buy something. I don't get a fuck if it's a t-shirt. A book. A book.

Like, that's when you realize people fuck with you. That's why I tell everybody, man, you got to. I told envy that shit before you put this book. I said, man, the best thing I like about your book that, no, that you and your wife are going to experience is that book tour. Because when you go out on that road and you show up places and it's like hundreds of people there lined up buying books to see you. Man, like that shit is an unbelievable feeling. Because I never used to go nowhere. Yeah.

I stopped going to the clubs and shit years ago. Yeah. Because I knew. I'm like, you know what? Would I want to be doing five years from now? I'm going to start doing that. Man, we put out that first book and the second book. We'd be pulling up in these cities.

You're 800 people with the bookstore. I remember we were in Atlanta, I think. Was it Atlanta? It was somewhere. I was doing shows as well, and I bumped into you guys, and I came by the book signing. It was a black own bookstore. I'm pretty sure.

Oh, that was the second one. Farms and Novo, yeah. No, that was the second one. No, no, this wasn't Barnes & Noble. It was like that. I know, I did Barnes & Noble. I literally did Barnes & Noble's earlier that day. And then this one you went to the black bookstore.

So it was, the line was crazy and people were like, I don't know, man. It was different. And I felt two things. I was like, wow, this is really cool that he gets to see the intimate relationship he has in person. And I took that for granted about being a stand. What book was that? The first. That was black privilege.

The second one. Shook one was stupid too. But that one is the, that everybody came out. And they were ready to go. I was picking him out. You know what he's trying to say. Dog jokes aside. The second book is about mental health.

Yeah. So what him and Duval's running joke was, I was bringing them all out. It's true, because I know exactly who we let it go get the book signed first and fast. You're getting out of here. You were working overtime. You let them go. He tipped the line.

I appreciated that, though. Yeah. You know what I mean? But you got to see how you affect people. Yes. And I think that's one of the things that, like, a lot of times comics we take for granted, is like, and maybe the reason why we have an ego when a couple of comes to like whether an executive wants us to edit something.

It's like, bro, you don't understand. I'm out here in these streets, these streets. I'm not the street, you know what I'm out here, like with the people. I know what they laugh at and what they don't. That's right. You're in an office. That's right. I know.

That's right. And when you put out the book and you see the way that people react to it, you know. That's right. That's why anything, I'm not even joking when I say this. Other shit don't matter. If you cannot sell, if what you're doing does not translate and the people coming to you, your show, buying your books, whatever it is. No.

It's for nothing. That's exactly what it is. And guess what? You got a fart every day. You don't never smell. No, for real. And the fart's got to be louder and stanker than the one you did before. They never stink, though. They just loud.

No, them shit stink. And then they have to be stinky. They have to be loud because that's the only the way to get attention. And you just got to go more and more and then you basically sell yourself out. Because you don't got the people. You got just got distractions. That's right. Martin.

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Yeah, so thank you to everybody. That's been supporting Finding Tamika on Audible. Me and Kevin Hart's first released through SBH production. Salute to Cab, man. Cab just did a deal. Kev just sold a portion of his, Heartbeat Productions. I can't remember the name of the company,

but he sold for 100 mil. He sold the percentage for 100 mil. So, hey, that brother just keeps inspiring. Oh, my God. But good for him, bro, like making something from nothing. Wow. And then sell it, like, yeah. I told you the last time I saw somebody do what you're doing now was Kevin Hart.

Because I remember when Kevin had his sitcom and he had. soul playing and they didn't do well and he had to hit he had to hit that stand-up circuit again this is before this is when social media was first taking off this is when he was going to the clubs and he would go to the comedy clubs and he'd get everybody's email smart he get everybody's email and so he was just putting together this newsletter and he'd send out this kevin hard newsletter and when twitter came out everybody wondered how kevin got so many followers so fast because he had all of those emails from all of those comedy shows and i remember just like you just started hearing the buzz about kev all because it's

stand-up. He was back in them streets. Back in them streets. Back in them streets. And I remember Quincy, salute to Quincy. I remember Quincy saying, he said what Kevin is doing in comedy is what, like, Little Wayne did in the mixtape circuit. Just flooding the market.

And I remember that... I remember that weekend at Carolines. It was a weekend at Carolines. And Kevin did something, it was like, he did like 16 shows. Yeah, yeah. It was something stupid. Like four shows a night from Thursday to Sunday or something like that. And we went to one of the shows, me and Duval.

And I never forget it. Duval and Kevin was backstage, you know, having a friendly debate like they always used to do. And they started arguing about Bunny like they always do. And Kevin was like, no, I'm pretty sure I got you right now. Duval's like, no, I got you. And Kevin was like, hey, man, they're about to announce my name. And when they announced my name, this crowd's going to go crazy,

I'm not going to be able to hear you. And literally, when I say literally, coming to the state, Paul, you know what you know him on, said, so, Kevin Hart. He just walked away looking at the, And that was his coming out moment. Like that night, that weekend at Caroline was when Kev took off and never looked back.

And that's how, to me, your radio city show was. That was the one where everybody was like, all right, he's arrived. You know what I mean? So next thing is a movie. That's cool. That's what happened to Kev. Let's cook. That's the happen to Kev.

Think like a man was out. And then he was out of here. All right. What else we got, man? What we got? What we got? Oh, I love this. California man charged. Let's do some shit you won't care about next week.

California man charged after allegedly threatening Merriam Webster over gender definitions. Oh, can I tell you something? Yes. I meant to text you the other day because I saw Fantastic Beasts. Do your kids like that movie? Fantastic Beasts? It's like the kind of Harry Potter world. I don't remember.

I'd watch so much of that shit. J.K. Rowling wrote the movie, produced the movie, everything. Really? Yes. Okay. J.K. Rowling proves that if you mention. Make the companies enough money. It doesn't matter what opinions you have in the world.

Because by trans people's definition, J.K. Rallying is a transphobe. They call her a transphobe all the time. I don't know what her opinion is. Now, she's on it. She is not messing around. I think she, I, yeah. Let's look it up. Yeah.

But go ahead. J.K. Rally. She made Harry Potter, et cetera. But the point is, and there's so many interesting things about this new movie. First of all, the beginning of the movie, there's a basically Dumbledore and Grindlewall are, we're in love. These are two men. So they were in love.

Okay. Friendly. Progressive. Very progressive. Okay. They cut that five minutes out from the Chinese version of it. And I think from a version that was in like some Middle East countries as well. So this is the company that makes its way of saying, hey, as long as you make us enough money, we will throw our fucking morals and ethics out the window.

That's totally fine. And then with J.K. Rowling. So that's what I'm saying. This shit is all about money. Like Johnny Depp didn't make enough money. for Pirates of the Caribbean in order to have that relationship with Amber Hurd.

If he made them enough money, he would be able to. If you make these motherfuckers enough money, they turn away, bro. I don't know. It's like football, dog, it's like, eh. No real. The only reason I say that,

because we know some... You're a superstar. That's the NFL is different. By the way, America needs to be more like the NFL. You know what I mean? There's no place that gives more grace than the NFL. They give me all the great. In their head all the NFL.

day. We've seen some multi, multi-millionaires get canceled, bro. Like, get the fuck out of. But they don't do enough for the companies, what I'm trying to say. They're replacing. They were making too much money. If you're, he was happy to get rid of. Yo, J.K. Rally is irreplaceable. There are billions of dollars to be made off of her concepts, ideas, et cetera. So the company basically says, you know, could you please do us a favor and kind of like chill out a little bit? Or maybe we're going to take your name off of, you know, the poster, but we're still going to pay your ass and you're going to still write these movies and still create them.

It's not like it was based. off of her ideas. She wrote the fucking screenplay with the dude. She produced the movie herself. You can't get rid of that kind of creativity. That's it! J.K. said, on June 6th, 2020, J.K. Rowland, retweeted an op-ed piece

that discussed people who minstrate. Apparently taking issue with the fact that the story did not use the word women. People who minstrate. I'm sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone helped me out. Wombin, Wimpin, Wumon, she wrote. The initial tweet garnered a lot of backlash,

Roland did not relent and wrote about her views in more detail. If sex isn't real, there's no same sex attraction. If sex isn't real, the lived reality of women globally is erased. I know and love trans people, but erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives. It isn't hate to speak to truth. The idea that women like me who've been empathetic to trans people for decades, feeling kinship because they're vulnerable in the same way as women, i.e., the male violence,

hate trans people because they think sex is real and has lived consequences, is nonsense. I respect every trans person's right to live any way that feels authentic and comfortable to them. I'd march with you if you were discriminated against on the basis of being trans. At the same time, my life has been shaped by being female. I do not believe it's hateful to say so. They canceled her for that? She basically says, you're not a woman. She's like, women are women in the traditional sense of the definition, and it's different, and we're not the same, and we have a different life experience, and that you are removing my life experiencing by saying, that you are that.

But shouldn't this be a conversation as opposed to like, hey, you got to go? Yo, yo, when you're J.K. Rowland, you don't got to talk to nobody. You know what I'm saying? Yo, you don't got to talk to nobody, bro. I'm going to be told, I'm going to be 100% honest with you. Talk to me. I don't even know what the fuck she's talking about. Me neither.

I have no idea. So you know what I'm going to do, I, is the pronoun for me. I am going to identify as minding my fucking business. What a novel concept. Because right now, what a novel concept. Identify as mining your fucking gray. That's right. You identify as a Crip.

Say again? I don't identify as a Crip. No, but right now if somebody say something to you, they ain't going to say nothing to you. They just going to jump on you. You think? That's what they did. I don't even know what the hell she even said.

But why would they jump on me? Because you identify as something. This bandana existed before the Bloods and the Crips. Like, they didn't invent bandanas. Well, that's why everybody identified. But he even said. It's appropriation. Hey, bro.

You think I'm Crips? I identify. I identify binding my fucking business. If somebody, I won't say this, though, if somebody wrote up on you right now and say, what set you claim? I'm going to say, wait, excuse me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Andrew, take it off. Listen. Okay, we'll burn it. Hold on.

No, no, actually, we won't burn it. We'll just take it off. Hold on now. There you go. What sets you claim? Maga. I'll sell you. Maga.

There you go. There you go. There you go. I'll show you what you said. There you go. There you. fucking go. There you go.

There you go. There you go. By the way, make America. What a good. That right there? America always been great. Let me taste up.

That shirt right there. Harder than what you had on the other side. Yeah. And scarier. Yeah. Way scary. You see a white man walking with that on? Yeah.

You better leave that patriotic motherfucker. We're not going to turn the American flag in America. We are not going to do that. Everybody gets the American flag. It's my American flag. And I love my goddamn country. That's right. American, baby.

I put that on. That's my flag, too. Why people get mad at us when we wear it? Where what? If I wear that flag, they'd be mad at. Nobody's upset that you wearing that flag. You don't say he's hand and wore that for 10 years. Come on, bro.

What about the guy? What about the guy? What's the mag hat came out? If I put that mag hat on that fucking jacket, and they're upset at the hat, not the jacket. The fucking jacket too. What the fuck? What's going on?

You're talking, I can wear a flag? Dude, dear, dear, dear, dear. I can wear a flag, bro. Yes. Bro, I say the N-word, and I have an American flag, and people are all upset. Like, why are they all? People mad at me because I had the flag.

I think the MAGA hat is doing the heavy lifting. Well, what's that doing? That's the sugar and the Kool-A. No, this shit. Yes, this is right. This is sugar and the Kool-A. This is the Kool-A. That's the Kool-A.

That's the Kool-A. That's the Kuh-Kuh. This is the greatest flag in history, bro. You walk in any room with a MAGA hat on. They don't care what else you got on. Yeah. You're sure can say, I love Jesus. All right.

But what if I had that jacket on? With you know, I right now I think that's a MAGA jacket. You're crazy, bro. flag? I'm a piece of shit. A lot of us think that. Nah, no. You're right. Stop doing that to the American. Don't let these fucking psychos ruin the American flag, bro. What do you mean? Now I get it. Now I get how like, like, you're annoyed when white people do cornrows and shit.

Because it's, like, they got dread. Exactly. So Maga fucked up our shit. Like, the American flag is our shit and they just fucking it up. We're not going to let them do that. This is our shit, bro. Come on. Don't take that cool. Tell me take that fucking sugar out of What else we got, Taylor? Shit you won't care about next week. Come on, Auntie. Auntie.

Auntie. Auntie. Auntie. Auntie, Tee. Tee. Tee. Tee. Tee.

Tee. Tee. Tee. Auntie. Auntie. Auntie. This is wild. What happened?

Amir Khan robbed. Oh, yeah. His wife ran. And everybody gave his wife flat. Come on. Because she ran. Supposed to tell your wife to leave. Here's the thing.

I don't know if anybody in this room that's ever had a gun put on them. No? You're supposed to tell your wife to get the fuck out of there. No. There's three things. I know.

Why are you laughing, bro? There's only three. Why's this guy laughing, bro? This guy's crazy. There's only three things that's going to happen in this situation. Okay. What's he laughing about?

Because you'll tell her leaving because they go shoot her ass. What do you mean? If the dudes pull a gun on you, you'll be like, baby, you won. Yeah. That's the best thing to do. It's Britain.

They don't got guns. They came. with a fucking bread or something like that. They got guns. They got guns. Oh, they had guns? Yeah, they had guns, man. No, they don't move.

Listen. Let's talk. British guns, bro. Listen, they don't they run. What type of British guns? She might do is pulled up. They got to put the powder in the guns and all that shit. Muskins?

Yeah, they came up with some muskid. Come on, inaccurate ass. Hey, they rolled up on you with that musk. Like, I already loaded it. I'm fine, I give me shit forever. Somebody come in the muggy, I just But that was her natural reaction

There's only three things that's going to happen in those type of situation. Okay. Fight, flight, a freeze. One of the three. Somebody pull a gun on you right now. Three things going to happen.

Fight, flight. Oh, she just left his ass there. She got the fuck on. What y'all want her to do? Because he's going to get killed. Now, listen, if me and you together, right, and somebody pulled a gun on one of us, If I run, he's going to shoot the shit out of you.

If you run, he's going to shoot the shit out of you. Now, it don't count when it's two guys. Even with the woman, it's like, if it's two guys, no, if it's two guys and somebody pull a gun on us, if you run, I'm running. If I run, you better run it too. What the fuck is wrong with you? If I see him run, he's going to shoot. When they tell me Wax got shot, I'm like, why the fuck he ain't running? Please think he got shot in the back.

You mean he stood there? No. I fucking see you. You don't your mind. Somebody pull a gun on you, fight, flight, or freeze. Oh, we have to video? I don't know why. I'm going to tell you this right now.

If a dude's come up and pull a gun out of you and don't shoot, they don't want to shoot. Chill out. They just want something. Or they want to get your attention. If they come and they're shooting. It's over. They don't want to rob them. All right.

So listen, they shoot. Hey, Miss lady, slow down because now you're about to run. He thinks, oh, this bitch about to go tell somebody or get me. Shoot her ass. I'm saying, hey, everybody's slow down. The other side, it was hot, bro. Yeah, I don't know what y'all expected this woman to do. Would you be mad at your wife if you were in?

I wouldn't be mad, though. I mean, without me? We're not even going to have an eye contact or something. Come on. Like, I got to give you like a go, go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't just be out. Like, I go like this to protect her and she's already gone.

Like, come on. Oh, man. Oh, no, they got to do it together. You left me? Oh, get out of here. Hey, I'm not mad at her, man. Because I know for a fact, everybody in here talking that shit. I would have stayed.

I would have did X, Y, and Z. You don't know what somebody. Can we be honest, though? Can we be honest? She's seen her husband get knocked the fuck out so many times. You know, he's not going to protect her ass. You know what I'm saying? He knows how this is going down.

Get out of here, baby. If you got knocked out multiple times, she cannot stay there for this shit. I don't give a fuck if you Tyson Fury. That hammer come out, run it. Rodeo. Tyson Fury. No, but, greatest heavyweight. Ever.

Ever. I'm telling you, I promise you, if you pull a gun out on you, do not. run. If he's going, he's going to come to shoot you anyway. The fuck you're going to do it. You know, why are you shooting people, bro? Like, come on with that shit. I'm with you. I've had a gun pulled on me before.

I froze. I was talking shit. Not me. I'm like, I didn't know what to do. I did. I was young as hell sitting in the back to me. I did. I talk shit. I didn't know who was pulled on me though. What are you talking about that? I had it pulled on me. I just didn't know.

He went like this and I didn't know and I was talking all that shit. My boy's. saw he was like oh let's go fuck out of here and later that night literally around that area someone got shot so what happened hold on home so you was talking shit and what happened when your boys said i was it i was at you know USC the school yeah so u s.c's kind of in the hood right like that bro because you're you're from USC oh you're university south cal yeah yeah yeah so I thought it was like UFC but like a punk no no no no like a what like a punk you have no no so I'm walking and I bump into somebody they

bump into me, whatever, and I'm just being some fucking douchebag New Yorker thinking all these dudes in Cali is soft. So, I'm at this soft-ass private school and I'm just like, oh, whatever. So I'm like, what's up then? He's like, what's up then, homie? And I'm like, whatever, what's you going to do about it? And I guess he pulls out the gun, but I don't notice because I'm just looking at the dude and then my boy just grabs

me and he goes, the fuck was wrong in the U.S. He'll pull out of a gun. So he was like, yo, let's get the fuck out of here. So I was like that. I didn't know. I didn't want to fight him either. I get what waxing sand, but I'm not sitting around. waiting to see if a dude wants to shoot. That's another good point. You pull a gun out.

I'm, you're a threat. Bro, you can't run fast in the bullet. Where the fuck are you going? I don't know. I'm not sitting around waiting. I'm not just talking about if somebody pull up on you. It's nothing you can do. Any rule you do it, you're getting shot.

Hey, well, it's hard. I'm not going to stand there. That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to stay. Now, if you see the dudes coming, of course, if you get up out of there, I'd rather take that. But if do you come roll up on you.

If you roll up on me with a gun, I'm assuming you're going to shoot. I'm not assuming you just want to rob me. I'm not assuming you want to check my prostate. I'm assuming you want to shoot me. Yeah, I'm leaning towards that. No, no. If a dude come to you, he's going to come shoot you if he want to shoot you.

If he says anything to you, if he say anything to you, I've heard this line of logic before, and I do understand it. And they roll up on you with the gun and they be like, come with me this way. What they always say, don't go with that person. Don't go. Because you're making him comfortable. That's what he don't, because he don't want to kill you, especially right there where you at. I'm screaming like a bitch.

They're going to shoot you. Nope, because this is what I'm going to do. if you approach me this way this is what people mess up at and I've just never tried this but just... If somebody approaches me this way, right? Like, they're right in front of me with the gun

and they're like, the mistake people make is they run backwards. I'm gonna run past them. I'm gonna run past my mother. I'm gonna run back. Where is this guy at? And who are you? What the fuck?

You know what I'm saying? Them Avengers got you fucked up. What are you super little shit? Bro. Don't do that shit. What do you think he's going to do? He's just going to go, damn. I'm like, yo, no, relax.

Let's see what the fuck is going on real quick. Damn, I didn't know you could do that. If this, he could run past me like that. That's crazy. I might try to negotiate. Like what? You have, that's all is the power. You're willing to cough up anything?

I hope it's green. What's you going to say? I hope it's green. What's you going to say? I hope it's green. What's you going to? It might be brown, bro. A silver

A penny is brown A quarter is silver In a dollar's green That's it Different type of brown Browbrow What you want What's you want

What's you want Give it up You'd be like You just start I'm buckling your pants You know what Give it up It's going to be like this

Well listen That's your mickein What if you just start moaning What if he's like He's like Yo give it up You're like Oh stop

Oh Yo chill You know what? I'll be very happy if y'all would be this. Yo, chill. He's like, he's like, give me your fucking money. Like, yo, stop talking dirty.

You guys. You know what? Y'all already got this all planned out. If this is ever happy, hopefully y'all would me. But y'all already will be doing it. I think acting crazy might say, you know, it really might.

I really do. I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a chill out. You keep robbing me. I'm nutting right now. I don't.

I don't want to fuck. somebody up and they get naked. I ain't touching you. That's right. Act crazy. I'm not touching you. Go crazy, yo. You got to tell you.

I'm gonna pull it out if you shoot me. Stand there acting sane. You might get that all. Shoot me. I'm pulling my necket right now. Swear to God. You shoot me. I'm pulling my fucking whole dick outside.

That might be the best thing for you. Right here. Right here, I'm pulling the whole shit out right here if you shoot me. What you want? You want my dick? You want my dick right now? The motherfucker is gone. And you got that.

Nah, not. What are your money? I'm going to be like, you know, What, nigga? Oh, shit. Yeah, you want my moneymaker? Ready. You know what to do with that, right?

Ready. All the shit they talk about. Ready. All the shit they talk about. They know what to do right now. They know we might be gay. All right? They know I ain't gay.

They know we don't give a fuck. They know that we love to play gay games, all right? I'm actually about to create a don't play gay bill. I wasn't playing a gay game. I was just, man. Man, along with that I was fucking saying. When I was in Orlando. Don't play gay because it's too goddamn fun.

That's not fun because y'all is fun. No, listen, playing gay is fun. Listen, I saw when Charles Barkley said that shit on 10th. And he was dying by and loud. That's just funny. We act like we don't like to play gay. No, no, y'all play, y'all playing the gay. I don't think he was playing gay.

He was just not knowing what the fuck to say. That's the funny part. Charles Barkley was just talking. But that's the whole point in playing gay. Charles knows what he's doing, bro. You don't think he knows what he's doing. Man, when I was Joe Lando last week, I was at my daughter's Chilean competition. and I'm in line getting some food.

And man, this dude came up to me. Old this dude, him, his wife, his daughter. He's like, oh, Shaolin, what's up? You know, he listed the show, blah, blah, blah. The old man said, you and that guy better stop playing gay now. Okay, you and that guy like to play gay. Y'all going to meet somebody that's not playing. You ready for that?

There's a margin on them cheeks. I laughed. It's so old. Did you hear me? You put some marching on that shit. That's what they're gay. That's what they're gay. You just thought it out of their brain.

You thought that shit with your own brain, son. No. No, no. That's what gay guys. These are doing. No, you thought that yourself. You get creative with your own brain, bro. Oh, I'm not because they call...

No, men. No. And guys got buns. They call guys buns. No, no, no. You thought that just... And you kept it low calories, bro. Low calories.

You said, Marjorie. You didn't even say but. He kept their vegan. You're going to make your own brain. Can't believe it's not. But, listen. You're crazy. The baby, right?

This is what happened. Yo, the baby. I don't even rile this up. Can I ask you all a question? Why did Rolling Stone do that this week? Do what? Put out that story about. the baby. Like, why did they re-release? Corny.

That shit was misleading, too. Very misleading, man. Here's my thing. And it's just a simple common sense question. It happened in Walmart. The tragic incident happened to Walmart. You know, send a healing energy to the family. Yes. Right? It happened in Walmart.

Do you think that there is any video they could possibly release that law enforcement hasn't seen? Yeah, that's why it's so stupid. Come on. So it's like you're using the same video. They got acquitted for it. That caused them to be acquitted.

exonerated, whatever it was, you're using that same video to retry him in the court of public opinion? That's all it is. Because you can't get retried in the court. Listen, I just want to know what's the why. What was the why of that? Yeah. Like, I didn't understand the why.

Like, it just... It just clicks. They'll say anything for fucking clicks. Rolling Stone got in a lot of trouble for that shit. It just came out on the, what did they do? Remember the Duke lacrosse team thing? They made up that whole story? I don't remember. The Duke lacrosse team, they said that they raped that girl.

That was Rolling Stone? Yeah, wasn't it? I don't remember. I think they had a few of them like that. Like, all these publications, now that it's drying up, they just got to get more salations. Like what we were saying before, it's not just people. It's publications, too. It's just dangerous.

And it's just like, yeah, why? Like, you know, the families already had to go through that. You know what I'm saying? The babies already had to go through that. Like, what, I just want to know what was the reason? Like, what are they trying to prove? I think they were trying to say that the baby was the aggressive. Aggressor.

Look, first of all, we don't even know what happened before then. But, like, if you watch the video, it looks as if he begins the argument with another man. That man is not the one that's shot. Yes. And correct me, if I'm wrong, the guy who got shot, it was his gun that he got shot with. No, no, no, no, no. Baby had his own gun. The guy who got shot.

Pulled out of gun. They said he brandished the gun. And I think in the Rolling Stone article, they was like, it's unsure whether he put it back or whatever. But it's like, who got time to think about all that? Yeah. In that situation. I don't know if you're familiar with like the American justice system, but they're not really in, you know,

the business of letting black guys off for killing people. Oh, no. So it's like if, if they. Especially in North Carolina. Right, though? It looked like that. Come on. There must have been enough evidence.

Clearly it was. And that's my point. It's just like, once again, there's no video that Walmart had that law enforcement did not see. So whether we all saw that video before or not, the law enforcement saw that video. Everybody that was supposed to look at that tape, looked at that tape,

that's why the baby got exonerated. You know what I'm saying? So for me, it's just like, just like why? You know what I mean? Like, why? If the family had put it out and the family was saying, man, we want people to look at this

or something that. Maybe I can understand that a little bit more. Maybe that's why they did it. I don't do it at the family's request. I don't know. I just don't understand why you're trying to retry somebody in the court of public.

opinion and that shit is so scary as a black man in this country because it's just like, when the fuck are we ever not guilty? When are we ever innocent of anything? And you're piggybacking. Really, when you think about it, you're like, oh wow, he's going through this tough time where he's looking like this

incredibly dangerous individual because he's swinging on people and shooting people that are trespassing in his house. And you're just piggybacking on him basically like, yep, he is the bad guy you think he is. He should be able to sue him for slander, bro. Yeah. They didn't even give any context to it or nothing. No guy just came out on a Sunday. I'm like, what?

And by the way, I mean, listen, does the baby need anger management? Yes. Yes. If you ask. He's handling his business. I mean, yeah. This guy really likes to get down. Yeah. This guy loves the fight. Well, people fucking with him.

And by the way, we don't know. Like, I don't know why he does, even when we see him swing on his artist. So I don't know what I'm saying? You don't know why. I don't know. Look how many people used to say I used to always like the fight. I don't like to do that shit. Well, that's not true. I don't like the fight.

Wax, you went to anger management, Wax. I don't know why they put me there. Oh, really? You don't know why they put you there? I just did things that people's fuck with me and I handled it. That's not true. Don't listen. I ain't ever do nothing to nobody who didn't deserve nothing.

Listen, I can never tell somebody how to react. You know what I'm saying? Look how many people I say. I put do-do on people. Amber hurting them. Yeah, real talk. You started that. You did.

But that's what I'm saying. For her to just put on the bed to be seen as corny. Put it in the, put it in the hole in the bed. Put it in the head, never find it. It smells shit for a week. But she got to stay in the bed, too. That's their bed. That's wild the shit on your bed, bro.

You're not putting shit in your own p-coat wax. I won't do that. Let's do some asking idiots tail in, get the fuck up out of here. You got some asking idiots, Auntie? Auntie. Why you always want to fight people? That's an auntie-ass thing to do. Auntie's throw down, bro.

The aunties love to fight. Antis can throw it down, man. They get that brown lick in them. Oof. Lord have mercy. That's right. That's right. That's right.

What we got, suit to Tyson Fury, man. Best heavy weight in the world right now. I don't know who could beat him in history. I'll be honest with you. Six, nine, the movement, the hand speed, the power. Yeah, your problem. I mean, the cardio. Yeah, I mean.

I still got Ali as the best. It's hard to go against him, right? I mean, it's just hard, but like... They look the same. And imagine seven more inches, bro. You know, I was it? It's not wild, bro. Yeah, this got...

Yeah, wax. Buss out the margarine. They're doing the band next door? What you mean? What is that? That's when somebody comes with seven more inches. My motherfuck to start screaming. Listen.

Okay, let's go. What do we got? All right. Ermaz. Dot P says, what's the most important academic or life lesson that you learned in high school?

Hmm, interesting. How to get by in life? Explain. They pushed me through schools and I didn't have to learn that way. I had to actually learn life skills. So I had to learn how to get by. Be resourceful.

Yeah. I not to learn how to read, but do everything it took to me not to read. Like, I could walk. Somebody be like, be on Linden Street. And I'd be like, oh, the CVS on the corner.

You know what I'm saying? I had to learn a different way. So it taught me how to actually live life instead of living. Because you didn't know how to read? If I see, the only reason why I know that I say brilliant idiot is because I say Bray and Idiot's like I can't, I can't read. The only reason I know that's true is. Yeah.

But you said, I'm saying, because I know the way it looks. But if you asked me to spell it, I probably can't spell it. But I can't read all of it. But I can't. But you tell me to spell it. I can't. good at spelling. Yeah, you phony? No, no, I read it, but I got

to read it so many times. Taylor just called his ass out. How did you read the Bible then, bro? I do. I can read it. He got Psalm 91. No, no, no, I know all of them. I know a lot of them. Psalm 91, 27, 35, and 51 is a That's a... Let's hear of code.

Spell it. P-S-A-L-L-No, I mean, like, I meant like, say description. You want me a spell description? No, man, I want you to tell us what Tell us what the scripture is. What you want? 91. Psalm 91.

He that dwell up in a secret place and the most eyes should abide under the shadows of Almighty. I would say if the Lord here's my refuge and my fortress, my God in the hand will I trust. Shirley shall deliver thee from the snare and I flowering from the noisome pestilence. I will say if the Lord, here's my refuge and my fortress, my God and him will I trust. This truth should be that shield and that buckler.

I should not be afraid for the terrible night, nor for the hours that flared by day, no for the pestin that walk up in dark. for destruction that waits for a noon day. A thousand should have fought that side and ten thousand at that right hand, but it should not come night thee. Only with thine, not should I be holding the seat of the ward of the wicked,

because they had made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most high invitation. Neither should any pledged come night d dwelling. I should give his angel charge of duty to keep you in all that ways. That's how you know he was a bad little kid. That's what he used to have to repeat over and over. No, no, no.

Well, I actually, I actually, I actually recited that when I was going through one of my heavy charges. That was my only weapon. I had to bring a weapon to court on me. When you said I prayed, I was actually reciting Psalms 91. That was my weapon. I said you did that.

I was singing. You said, Amazing Grace. I didn't do Amazing Grace. I was reciting Psalms 91. And you sang Amazing Grace at the end. Bought the courtroom to tears, Joe. It was about just back the day when they had phones, Joe. Oh, sweet.

I was really reclaimed Psalm 91. That is a weapon that I always bring with me, so I got to have that. When the cops pulled me over, don't you know, the COs built me out of jail in Georgia. Really? Yeah, because when I got locked up, I was dirty as hell, too. And they came in, it was like, oh, you waxed. They was listening to the show and everything behind the thing. And they came and got it.

It was like, yo, they're going to do you dirty. I was like, I can only get a certain amount of bread out. You remember what he was calling you? I remember. Yeah. It was like, yo, they're going to do you dirty. You need to get up out of here. So I only take a certain amount out.

I said, I know cars are just coming up on a thing. Go to the ATM, get that money out. Get out of the day. Get out of here. Yeah, God bless him, man. Psalm 91. So. He'd make ways out of nowhere.

And what happened? You got pulled over with something in the car? Yeah, I was bouncing, the suspended license in Georgia. Oh. At the wrong time of the year. It was right around the time. A old boy got killed out there. I forgot what town it was.

But then everybody was like, if you were a black man, out here, uh-uh. But as soon as they told me, you'll like to spend it, I went out of the car and put my hands behind. You ain't have to tell me to put my hands by my back. Just don't look in the car. I need the fuck out of. Once you got me in handcuffs, then we know

you ain't got worried about nothing. So black men, just tell you, listen, put the handcuffs on me right away as soon as once I know you got the handcuffs on me, I'm safe. That ain't necessarily true either, man. Think about all the people that they beat up with handcuffs on. I would beat me up with handcuffs on. Then they'll find what's in the car.

When I don't, you can't say nothing. They still going to search. the car? No, they didn't. Praise a lot. Praise God. But that was good problem solving in the moment. You're like, how do I? Once they know they got me, like, whatever they wanted doing me. Yeah. Get me in that car. Don't worry about fucking searching the car or nothing. Let's get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ. What was the lesson you learned from that, though?

Keep praying and keep using Psalm 91. Ask my what? How about not do illegal things? Not do illegal things. This guy, man. Yeah. You're talking about. You know what I'm saying? This guy is so crazy. Scroll down, Taylor. I saw. another one I wanted to get to.

Scroll down. Sprow down, Auntie. Oh, this is a good one. You just talked about this. A little slow at the end. L. Havleck says, fight or flight, does it depend on the situation or is it all or nothing?

I think it depends on the situation. I do, too. Yeah, it's like fight if you, if someone you can beat up. Yeah. Flight if it's someone you can't. Yeah, right? Right.

Right. Right. If I see a, if I see a, if I fight a dog, but if I see like a lion. I'm getting the fuck out of it. I said, dude with a gun. It'd be an old lady with a gun.

You're coming at me like this. I'm honest. Nobody really wants to fight. Now, I really don't want to fight. Yeah, I finally overrated. When you're younger, I think maybe it's a little bit more exciting. Now you want to try yourself. You want to see if you actually can do it.

Everybody want to see if you can do it. I've had enough fights in my life and want enough to know that I can actually do this. I don't do a fuck to do it. I don't give a fuck. I don't want to fight. If I can run, I am running. Yeah. Okay.

And I do think it depends on the situation. If you can run to save your life, run to save your goddamn life. I'm not going towards nothing. I don't keep if I can beat you. I'm not going towards nothing at all. Scroll down, Taylor. Let's see what else we got. Let's do one more.

One more asking idiot. Which one of the members from the idiot's crew can be trusted with the Infinity Gauntlet? What is that? Great fucking question. Infinity Gauntlet is what Thanos used to snap away half of the earth. Which one of us can be trusted?

None of us. Honestly, it's, no, definitely not you. Why not? Because you're too, no, you're too angry in the moment. Taylor, no fucking way. No, you know who could be trusted? Chris Moreau. No.

He going to snap away his limes and that's it. You know, but you guys tell me what this thing is about there. He'll snap away. What can do is like good food or something? No. I think Chris Moreau could be trusted with it, bro. But what do it do? What would he do?

Because it'd be, Chris would be too nuanced and neat. She's not going to think about everything. Like, Chris would be like, I want to stop Asian hate. Oh, what I'm saying? You know what I mean? It's all he's going to do to. It got to be broader. You know what I mean?

Like, we got to protect all. No reparations. You can't do it. Because we call you on to you just snap our legs off or something. Yeah, you're definitely can't do it. Oh, there's a voodoo dog. Yeah. No, it's not a voodoo dog.

It's just snap and make things fade away. Come on. I got you. Nah, no, no, no. You too angry. Taylor can't do it. Too angry? Taylor too much of a hater.

Chloe Bailey will disappear for no damn reason. You know what I'm saying? She ain't going to let her sing. Exactly. She can't sing no more. You'd be like, what the fuck? You don't have to all these beautiful women's Instagram. You know what happens to Ariel and fucking, uh,

The Little Mermaid? The Little Mermaid. That's Taylor. Why do you think I was such a hater when you would talk that mad shit about me? You said what? You talk my shit about me, but I'm not here. I think y'all give it to me.

I'll make sure, like, weed is legal. You know what I'm saying? Weed is damn near legal. Yeah, that's solved. I think I could be good with it, but I probably would abuse it depending on the moment. You know what I'm saying? Because I have those moments where I get emotion.

I'm like, you know what? All right, watch this. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, damn, I wish I could bring them back. And you can, though. I can. That would be some dangerous shit to have told.

I bet you motherfuckers are act right. You know what I'm saying? Every time they get on your nerve, you just dust. Every time my wife, asses, Ask me if I'm done taking a shit. You can't get rid of her, but can you bring her back? No, I'm not going to get rid of her, but I'm going to do something where she can't ask me if I'm done, if I'm out the toilet. All right, so listen.

The fuck you ask me if I'm done for it. You know I'm not done. If you had it, would you let women talk anymore? Yes. It'd be only women talking. It's just in the house. I want women to talk, but just not in the house. No, what I would do is whatever, whatever my wife is saying to me, I would have it echo back to her.

Alex, help me. It's the women you choose. If you don't like talking to the women that you around, it's on you, bro. That's not true. It's on you. I just hear a lot of guys say to the wife talk a lot. It's it. They don't snap away half your pants, bro.

Him shit was fucking full cargo. We always with those shit with my bed. Him shit is Caprize right now, bro. You thought this episode is brilliant. Hey, man. If you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right to,

it's the brilliant idiot. Thank you for listening.