The Brilliant Idiots - Freedom To Lie

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz talk about the DNC, John Focke's Nuggets typo, DL hughley confronted by Angela Stanton, people after clout being held accountable, ask an Idiots, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cupid is positively brilliant. The brilliant idiots podcast. Yep, Salamane the guy. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Andrew, how are you, sir? I'm good, my brother.

How are you? I saw you traveling. Bro, I went to Aspen. White people figured it out, bro. What happened? They just figured it out. What do you mean? They just figured it out, bro.

They know what you do. These billionaires just figured out how to live. Where'd you go? The Aspen, Colorado. It was just a mountain. tiny little town where like billionaires push out the millionaires. I had no business being there. Everything mad expensive, just in middle of nature.

And just white people white and bro. A hike. Yeah, my book agent, my book agent Jan owns the house out there. She been trying to get me to come out there for a while. You'll be, that's some get out shit. You better be careful of that. Go there with wax. A lot of people go to Aspen, though.

Yeah. Black and white. I've been hearing about Aspen for years. Especially when it, when it snows up there. It don't snow year round, do it? No, no. But I didn't see anybody that wasn't white. I mean, I saw people that weren't white, like, working. Probably because of the season.

I didn't see anybody that wasn't white relaxing. No, probably because of the season. You actually kind of late on Aspen. A lot of people have been going to Aspen for years. Yeah, I mean, it was in the movie Dumb and Dumber. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, of course. But the thing with Aspen is interesting is, like, they say, at least, that the billionaires

push out the millionaire. I was like, so when we were going there, there was a line of private jets. And there's so many private jets who were parked at the smaller airport there was there that some of the rich motherfuckers that were coming there had to stop in veil and drive because there wasn't any room for their private jets to land. How crazy is that? Oh, yeah. That's how the Caribbean is around New Year's.

Really? For the holidays? Hell yeah. You go to like, I love going to Anguilla, Anguilla or Turks or St. Bart's, those places like that. The little tiny airports there be filled with PJs. Yeah. And you know it's all the big dogs, because when you drive by the airport,

you'll see like the Puma Jet, the Nike Jet, all that. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know who's on the island based off what corporate jet is there. Yeah, so they take the corporate jet on that private vacation. You see how they do it? Is you how they write shit off, Charlemagne? Is he how the rich stay rich? It's there.

Yeah, but it's not. It's for work. If you're the CEO, It's yours, baby. How to rich stay rich, Charlotte. But now, yeah, the week was good. How about you, man? What'd you get into?

I was at the house like I've been for the past four or five months in fucking March. I'm starting to get worried about you. I don't think you've left the house in four months. And I think it's- I'm going to be honest with you. What's crazy? I don't even know if I don't know how I would be around people at this point. Probably how you always have been, just wildly inappropriate

and somehow charming. at the same time. Probably. Probably. Like, because a lot of that is defense mechanisms, right? Right. Yeah.

So it's like, it's like, I don't know how my social anxiety would be. I've left the house one time when I went to South Carolina for two weeks. Other than that, I've been playing the crib. Yeah.

I enjoy it, though. I'm at the point now where all I want to do is make my house, like my primary place of residence, everything I wanted to be. But aren't you moving? Yeah. So the new spot is the one that you're trying to make it.

I mean, my new spot is, my spot I'm in now is like that. But the new spot is really going to be like, I really don't have to leave if I don't want to. Really? Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then, you know, I think the past four or five months has even changed things professionally, right? Because a lot of the things that we do, it really don't require us to be any goddamn play. You know what I mean? Like my world is literature and audio.

You know, some TV every now and then. But I don't have to go no fucking where. Do you feel like the quality has reduced, though? Very much so. That's the thing. Like, I think it's better. I think we're better when we're in the same room. I think we're different than a lot of other people where, like,

we've been doing this so long we can do it over Zoom, but the energy's still different when you're in a room, man. I hate the Zoom. I hate Zoom interviews. I hate watching shit on TV. That's Zoom the fuck out. Like, it's over, bro. Put the fucking mask on.

get your hand sanitize it and get your hand sanitizer and you know pull up pull up to a studio and do what the fuck it is come to the studio then man put your money where your mouth is as soon as they say it's safe to come back to iHeart studios then i'll come um to the brilliantated studio oh shit oh shit i'm gonna start building it right now we'll start building it right now listen let's get in the um positively brilliant and what a fucking idiot what did you see this week that was positively brilliant what Did you see that made you say, what a fucking idiot show? I think what I saw this week that was positively brilliant.

But at the same time, what a fucking idiot. Was this DNC? Did you watch any of the Democratic National Convention? I watched the first night. I had to turn it off last night because it was just too fucking boring. It's so boring, bro. It's unbelievably boring. You know why?

Because it's old and white. And that's not what the did. Democrats should be at this point. I don't know if that's why it's boring. I just think it's... That's exactly why it's boring. Don't you stand up for your team. And I'm not talking about Democrats.

I'm talking about whiteness. Yeah. I mean, like... It's old and white. Listen, you know how much black people love old white shit? We don't. Oh, yeah? Y'all don't fuck with the Godfather?

Yeah, probably not. Nope. Yeah, y'all probably don't fuck with the Godfather, huh? You don't fuck with that. Those old white people are boring, huh? And all white people are wack and boring, huh? Okay. Let's look at the rap album covers

before we decided who don't fuck with the godfather. That's Scarface. Scarface was the hip-hop shit. You're saying that the Godfather did not influence albums. Not like Scarface. Come on. Not like Scarface.

Come on. You're crazy right now. Jay's reasonable doubt album. He's on the front and like he's Italian. Yeah, but I think that was because that was. Scarface is Cuban, bro. I mean, don't get me wrong. Don't you wrong.

The mafia definitely. influenced hip hop. That's old white people. That's a fact. That's a fact. Scarface the movie was was so influential in hip- That's why Jay-D-D-Z said. That's the old white person too. Al Pacino, old white. Yo, old white people, bro, Aspen. Aspen influences hip-hop dog, real talk. That's where the culture gets his influences, bro. But nobody likes old white politicians. But tell me why nobody likes any politicians. I mean, Michelle Obama spoke, right? Everybody's talking about that. She's not old and white. That's what I mean. That's a perfect example, right?

You got a headliner, right? If I'm a, let's look at it like, let's look at it like a comedy show. Oh, I know what the fucking idiot was. Sorry, I know what the fucking idiot was. But it was Beto O'Rourke said that Donald Trump is the most racist president in history. There are presidents that have owned people. Yeah. Literally owned human beings.

Well, Joe Biden said that a couple weeks ago. That's why I gave him donkey a day for the exact same reason. I didn't even hit Beto O'Rourke said it. But Michelle is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. talking about, right? If you got Michelle Obama headlining, Michelle Obama represents pretty much the newness of the Democratic Party.

Like the last time the Democratic Party was really cool and people really fucked with it was when the Obama's were in the White House, right? So you got Michelle Obama headlining. So why not have Keish and Lance Bottom speaking? Stacey Abrams.

AOC, like your young stars. AOC spoke yesterday. Yeah, for 60 seconds. on a night that Jill Biden headlined. That's literally like going to a comedy show where Dave, like Dave Chappelle or somebody edgy is the headliner.

But you got like, I don't fucking know. Who's somebody clean cut in the beginning? Jim Gaffigan. I don't even. Jim's clean? Oh, yeah. Crystal. Oh, I didn't know that.

But see, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's, that's, it should have been somebody that reflects the headliner is what I'm saying. Yo, so I really wonder what year minorities are going to start to learn that the Democratic Party, not certain politicians within it, but the Democratic Party, the system that is a Democratic Party, doesn't give a fuck about them. I understand AOC cares. I understand Keisha Lance Bottom cares.

I understand Stacey Abrams cares. But the people who pull the strings in that party are not putting them in the powerful positions. AOC's earning hers. You got regardless of you like, if you like her or not, regardless of her, she is earning her spotlight. And I got to give it up to that. You know why? You know why? Because AOC knows how to.

He knows the game, bro. She knows how to play politics, but then she also knows how to stay in good with her base. That's why, even though it was procedure yesterday to do what she did, she stood on the fact I want, hey, I endorse Bernie Sanders as president. But I'm going to vote for Joe. And I'm going to campaign for Joe. But I'm endorsing Bernie Sanders.

as president. That goes so far with her base, even though that's part of the procedure of the whole DNC convention anyway. Yeah. But it still keeps her in good favor and makes her look like a leader for the future. But by the way,

that is the Democrats' leaders of the future. Like, those aren't the people who got next. We'll see. Those are the people who got now. We'll see. I think so. I think the party line is going to do what the party does.

And as long as the party has power and they're in control, they're going to keep on uplifting those figures within the party that do exactly, what they're told. That's why they don't fuck with Bernie because he don't do what he's told. And they won't fuck with AOC because she doesn't do what she's told. And they

will keep supporting the people that do what they're told. Like, Kamala. It's kind of hard to say Bernie doesn't do what he's told. Well, he kind of does. He's a little soft. He definitely does. Yeah, he's toughed his tail. Because he hasn't made any, he hasn't, he, they haven't made enough concessions to Bernie. They're not

leaning in the progressive leftist fuse. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And I'm, and I'm and I'm sure he's been promised a place in the administration. I don't know if they'll give him a place, but maybe they will, maybe you're right. I'm just, yeah, you're right about Bernie.

Bernie likes the front like he's a rebel, but he doesn't want to tusser when it gets down to it. He's not really- And they got to be in the trenches. Exactly. And they got him leading task force and it's not like he has radicals like Senator Nina Turner on his task force

and Senator Nina Turner with somebody that's rode with him during both of his presidential cycles. And she's not on the task force because they told him, we don't want Nina on the task force because Nina said some, wild shit about Joe, well, not some wild shit, but wrote an op-ed about Joe telling the truth

about Joe back in January. I can't sit here and say he doesn't tell what he's told. All politicians fall in line. They all told a party line at some point. Yeah, or the line of their supporters. Or the line of their supporters. Or you redefine the line. I think that's what we're hoping that new politicians.

Haven't seen one do it yet. I mean, I think Trump definitely did it for Republicans. Like, he flipped their whole shit. You might not. His line is like this. A little squiggly. You can't, a little? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can't even follow his line here. And do you want, do you want that line? Yeah, exactly. No, you don't want that line. But he did redefine it. I guess that's what I'm trying to say. He redefined Republican thinking. So to me, that gives.

And not in a good way, though. Regardless of whether it's a good way or bad way, right? It might not be the way. No, that matters. Well, to me, it's not, it matters, of course, on our everyday life. what I'm saying in terms of politics, when I see that, I go, oh, shit, that means a new type of Democrat can come in and redefine what Democrats are. Like, what I'm going is, oh, shit, it's possible to come from outside the political system and then redefine the system you're in. And I guess I'm hoping that a new Democrat can do that in the same way or a new centrist, ideally, can do that in a way, someone who could really kind of bring both sides back to the middle a little bit because they went too far right and too far left.

I think when it's all said and done, Donald Trump gets thrown all the way under the bus. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. By those same Republicans who seem to be falling in line now. Because at the end of the day, none of them are going to sacrifice the party for one individual. And, you know, John Kasek said some ill shit on CNN the other night. And that was actually one of the most profound things I've ever heard a politician say. John Kaysick said, what did he say?

I'm not mad. He said, he said, he said, the party is my vehicle. but it's not my master. Right. And I think that makes a lot of sense. Like the party can be your vehicle, but don't let it be your master. Like if you have been a politician

and you've been a Republican or a Democrat and that's the vehicle you've used to navigate your way through your career and where you are now, fine. If you even if it shaped your values, fine. Just don't let it be your master. Because when you see something that's wrong and if that vehicle is being driven by somebody

that's taking you in the wrong direction, somebody got to be smart enough to step outside of the car and say, whoa, wait a minute. Right. What are we doing? Right. That makes sense. That's why John Ksick spoke at the goddamn DNC

and not the RNC. Right. So, hey. Another thing I saw that made me say, what a fucking idiot is, John How do you pronounce his last name, Taylor?

Fock or? John Falk. John Falk is a radio broadcaster for the Charlotte Hornets. Right. The other day, he tweeted out shot making in this jazz niggers game is awesome.

Murray and Mitchell going back and forth. What a game. Now, he didn't mean to say that. It's kind of wild, bro. Auto-correct. Autocorrect. Hey, how do you auto-correct? How does Nuggets turn the niggers?

Listen, I don't know. You got to ask Tim Cook about that shit. But for real, dude, that's on Apple. That's on Apple, Android. Someone threw an M-word in that fucking tweet, bro. He said something that was interesting. He said that he takes full responsibility, right? Why?

I'm not taking full responsibility for my smartphone, bro. Let me tell you something. I haven't, but if I ever do say the M-word, I don't take responsibility for that. Not in a tweet. Not in any time. Even if I say it now, I didn't say it. Oh, you won't have to worry about that.

No. If it came out, it wasn't me. Who was it? You? Well, you better, hey, you better hope the camera's not rolling and this audio not rolling. Hey, first of all, I've never said it. I don't know how the fuck we've talked this much,

I mean, hours and hours a week and it's never even been slipped out. But if it does slip out, yeah. I didn't say it. But if you say it in a tweet I'm just saying But the U is next to the eye

I was Photoshop No First of all Taylor The U is not Is the you next to the eye But it's not the N-W It's Nuggets It's Nuggets Taylor

N-U-G-G-E-T-S No I know that But I'm saying Oh but maybe he's spelled N-I-G-E-T-S Bro if you spell N-U Nuggets The N-WR it

The N-WR it ain't popping up bro If he was trying to spell Nickel maybe and I it didn't write now you're going to make me

type this word into my fucking phone there's no Nuggets if you type in Nuggets ain't no there's no way N-I-G-G-E-R-S

is coming up man No I'm not saying it's coming up because I'm saying to you if he's while he's typing it and he's typing it and he's typing it

fax No man I'll be honest with you why does it even let us type the M word that's fucked up does it? I just typed it right now

typed in my phone Yeah but the red the regs They don't even let you say fuck doesn't it switch it to duck Duck.

No, you could say... You should switch the N-word to that. You could... It should switch to diggers. They're out here digging. What does it do, you know what I'm saying? Nothing to red...

What are we digging? If you go switch the word fuck to duck, why can't you switch the N word to diggers? No. You shouldn't even do that. And also, we had this conversation. White people shouldn't say anything that has igger in it. What about Arnold Schwartz?

Yes, we did have that conversation. You're right. We did. That's not eager. That's not eager. Arnold Schwarzer. No, nager. Not eager.

Even that sounds crazy. I would, I don't even like, you know what? I don't like saying that word where like you're bothering people that, you know, you know what that is. Yeah, you're nagging someone. If you're nagging someone, you are a. I would not even say that. That's too close. Yeah, that's that old South Park joke.

But yeah, you can't. I wouldn't even say the word, I wouldn't say anything with eager in it. Because here's the thing. What about this? Charlemagne, what about this? My favorite type of potato chips are salt and vin?

Nope. Listen, you're going to get beat up. I'm trying to, I'm trying to stop getting beat up. We're asking for potato chips, Charlemagne. Yes.

And this climate, you fool? Come on. I have to go with cooler ranch. Have a high emotional IQ. You know what it means to have a high emotional IQ? To not say anything that resembles the N-word. Yes.

To have a high emotional IQ is to understand how others may receive something. Yes. Or take something. You've got to be smart enough to know that. Why put yourself in that position? Well, we have to get rid of all racist words then. Like Karen. Karen isn't racist.

Yeah. But have you seen them? Hey, Karen is just another word for annoying. Bro, it's so funny. That's literally what it is. But it's so funny. How funny how everybody's a victim? Everybody wants their bad word that you can't say.

Have you seen people trying to put that to him? It's literally everybody points their own form of oppression. And by the way, it's not only that. It's like when you were a kid in school, if you got in trouble, you wanted everybody else to get in trouble too. Like if you get in trouble, you want your brothers and sisters and your cousins and well, he did it and he did it. That's what adults are doing right now.

Yeah, dude. That's literally what they're doing. Sad. I will say that Charlotte Hornets announcer, though. they say that if you have typed the word that much in your phone, that's why it automatically pops up. I don't believe that, though. Ooh.

I say fuck all the time and it still changes to duck. Yeah, I write fuck all the time. It still changes it to duck. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I try. No, I add fuck to my dictionary and now it's.

And now it doesn't? Yeah. Oh. Oh, shit. I'm going to try that. Oh, you can put fucking your dictionary? Yeah. But no, that's weird because I've never typed the N-word,

but it let me type the N-word. You stop Listen, let him get beat up He's back on the road You see DL got ran down on In the airport For what? Don't worry about it

What happened? Keep digging your grave The Yale security Had to intervene What happened? This week in the airport He got ran down on For what?

Angela Stanton King ran down on him And it was like, y'all want you to keep that same energy you'd be having for black Trump supporters. All that coon talk and everything else. Let me hear what you. Let me hear what you got to say. And what he said? Angela's not no little woman.

What did he say? He said that he told her of your Trump. See, that was an interesting story to me too because Dea L said he told her that if you are a black Trump supporter, you're absolutely a coon. She said she ran down on him and told him she wanted to confront him about all. the shit that he talks and he called his security to intervene. To me, I think they're both telling the truth. It's just two different perspectives. You know what I'm saying?

Like, they're both telling the truth. On a woman? That's who you should call the security on. Why? You're a grown man. What are you going to do? Fight a woman? No, you could just be like, excuse me.

No. No. No. What? She's big? Let me Google this girl. Even if she's not big. You don't want?

You'll never win as a man having any type of confrontation with a woman. Whether it's verbally, whether it's physically, like, what's the point? Like, no. To have your security, intervene and say, hey, let them defuse the situation. Not you? I guess. They got to diffuse it, though. I can't have it be like sicken dudes on a woman.

That just feels uncomfortable, too. No. They got a job to do. You got to defuse the situation? Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel comfortable just calling four dudes and, like, bandhandle a woman, bro. I mean, I didn't say manhand. I see what the goddamn DMV?

Oh, oh, oh, does it feel weird to put words in people's mouth? Jesus, Christy. Yo, why are you sicken men on women, bro? Why are you sicking four burly-ass dudes and telling them to attack a woman, bro? The L part about it is Schultz, uh... Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

There's a little. Shultz created a number of bodyguards that D.L. Yeah. All I said was security. Shote said four of D.L's bodyguards, manhams in her. God damn. Yeah, five white guys, too.

Why would you have six, five white men on a black woman? Why would you do that? You should, there's nothing wrong with that. Because, like, women, and I'm sure this situation wouldn't have went that way, let's not act like a woman can't walk up to you and attack you.

Oh, no, I'll call the police on a woman for sure. Why wouldn't you? In the second we start arguing and she's going to get physical in any way, I'll call the police immediately. Yes, 100%. That's smart. Like, get out the way.

Like, immediately. The police. Why we even go through this? Grab the phone and run. Police. Run. Police. Yo, my, my, my.

Diamond one. Just, this woman is acting up. She tried to attack me. I'm just getting the fuck out the way. Mm-hmm. You'll never win. You'll never, that can never, that can never go good for you as a human, as a man. Mm-hmm.

But what else did you see that caused you to say, what a fucking idiot, positively brilliant. Yo, you know what I saw that was, I don't know which one it is, but that girl that said she sucked off those seven basketball players all from the same team in the room. You didn't see that?

You didn't see that, bro? No. There's this thought that was on Adam 22's podcast and like she said once she was, she was getting fucked by this one dude who worked for the team and then I guess he called up like the team players and they all came over and then she just sucked them off in a circle.

together swallowed each nut and then went to the next one and then to the next one and then to the next one well okay on my birthday my birthday is memorial day weekend on my birthday i seen them all at drays like this one team okay she's so shy and i don't know i was getting fucked in a hotel room they all put up and i sucked their day but the like down the whole team seven seven basketball players in a row how was that i was what's up i didn't fuck any of them though she's seven What happens to the nuts? Swallowed. All of them.

Yeah. And nothing happened? You didn't have like a weird reaction in your stomach or anything? No, no. I passed out. This sounds so fun. You're almost making it sound like you were too fucked up to be sucking seven dicks. And also you were getting fucked by somebody else right before this?

Yeah, they walked in mid, me getting fucked. How did they walk in? Where were you? In the hotel room. So I was fucking like someone that works with the team. And I know, I know that team because I've hooked up with them before. But they all pulled up. No, not the whole team.

Okay. A few of them. They all just put. pulled up, they know I was in there and they were like, let's get lit. And they were just sitting around the bed and they just rotated. Wow. Yeah. That's tight. Yo, they all love you. So you don't look back, do you look back

of this as a positive memory? Yeah, I don't care. It was lit. Hell yeah. Yeah. I respect that. She's just nervous right now. No, I mean, she's not that nervous so she immediately told us about sucking seven dicks in a row. What team would have to Chicago balls? The Brooklyn Nuts? What team does she saw?

Brooklyn Nuts is better. What team did she suck off? The Utah Jizz? The Denver... Nope. What team was it? Did she say? No, no, she didn't say

and everybody's trying to speculate what it was. But, yo, is that... Let's have that conversation. Is that odd? What do you mean? I don't know if I'm getting head with... After another dude

busts in the girl's mouth and she swallows it, I don't think I'm getting head right away. She got to drink like a Pepsi or something like that. Like something with some carbonation to kill that sperm before I'm putting my dick back up in that. Because you can't let your dick be like squishing around in her mouth with all the other guys nut. But that's the same thing as when guys run trains. I've never, I've always thought that was scranged.

Yeah, that is peculiar. But there's something about the fluid coming out which should end it. You know what I mean? Like once fluid is out, then it's gay. I'm going to be honest with you I thought you was about to say to me Isn't it odd that she wanted to suck seven different guys off? You put it on the dudes.

Yeah, I think it's on the dudes at that point because... Really? Yeah, because if I'm a dude and there's seven girls in the room and I think all them are hot, I'm like, yeah, I'd like fuck all these girls. But if I'm a dude and there's one girl and then like six of my boys are in the room with me

and they all got their dicks out and I got my dick out and then she's swallowing the nuts too. It's just I'm not putting my dick where it was. I've never understood that, especially like you're a basketball player. There's no shortage of women. You don't have to ration out the woman. Yeah.

In this situation. Like, they all came on her, though. That's why I take it. That's even crazier. What do you mean they all came on her? Like she sucked them off and then when all them are ready to come, they just came in. No, I don't think they timed it. That's impossible to time.

That's crazy. They didn't point her all the time. Yeah, but these guys are basketball players. They're not porn stars. I mean, that's... Taylor, how could you possibly believe that? Seven penises, right? One mouth.

That means that she got everybody to climax and they all held their nut. No, no, no. They all held their nut until the very last person was ready to come. And then they all busted off. Now, I've gotten head before. Andrew, you've gotten head before. Bailey, you've given head before.

How long does it take usually to make a guy come? I don't know. I think it really for me depends on her relationship with her father. What? The worst of that relationship, the quicker I'm able to climax. I know that that has an odd correlation, but it seems to be true based on my research. What does that mean? I want to explain a little bit.

You see this guy right here, bro? You've been hugging too many trees, bro. You know who hasn't been hugs? The girls that give them good dicks off the ass. I'm trying to figure it out. I don't know anything. Expound. I'm against the guy.

I don't know anything. You were supposed to be, tell me, last I was so you would say you was Bogdi. Bogdi. Bogdi. You should understand what's going on. Yeah, I thought you were Bogdie.

No, I'm trying to figure it out. Like, Corr. Come on, bro. Come on, fix that stethoscope, bro. Hey, I know one thing. I know seven men didn't simultaneously buffes off on. on one woman. That's a fact.

It was one after another and that's what makes it odd. Once one guy comes in a threesome, if there's two guys and one girl, once one guy comes, it's over. Listen,

sound to me like she owned the room. Say what? She owned the room. The only reason why, I want to say that she's owning it necessarily because she's on her knees doing it to them, whereas...

Wait, what does she say? I'm just saying, like, are they, were they going down on her, too? Yes, they did. They all ate her pussy at the same time. No, they did. I'm just saying, I want to call her owning it as much.

She's not owning it. She's getting owned. It depends. Bro, if you eat seven pussies in a row and they don't do nothing to you, you got owned, bro. Them pussies owned you. Maybe I like eating pussy. Yeah.

Yeah. And they took advantage of your joy. If I like eating pussy, that's a buffet. Say what? If I like eating pussy, that's a buffet. It's seven different flavors. Oh shit. And by the way, some guys do like that.

Some guys really get off just eating women out. So in that person's mind, they won. They like, yo, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. I ate seven different women out. And some girls like giving hate. That's, yo. Yo, that's true. I like two, too.

But at the same time, I'm not going to be going around. Don't talk about your sexual proclivities with us. You know what I mean? But where did this start? story in though. She was just saying that she enjoyed it. She don't regret it. Well, I tell you something.

I really do wish these people start getting hit with major lawsuits. Because they go on these podcasts and they go on these platforms and they just want to go viral in a lot of these cases. They just want to have something to talk about. Because motherfuckers just be saying anything and that shit becomes a story. And I don't know who to blame. I don't know whether you blame them for telling their story or talking or telling a story

or do you blame the media for printing anything. And it's not even print. It's that social media era of just being able to post anything. You just need content. You just run with shit. Like, boom, here.

This is what it is. That's a good point, man. That shit is dangerous, bro. It's been dangerous, but, you know. Who is responsible? I guess we're all a little bit responsible. If we're talking about it, if we're reading it,

we're enjoying it, we're indulgent in it. You brought it up too. Who brought it up? I think it was Taylor. No, I denied it. Taylor brought it up. I don't know who's responsible

because I feel like you. Stop trying to blame me. Everybody's allowed to tell their story, right? Yeah. Like if you're a part of the story or if you have a perspective on the story, if you was there, you're allowed to tell it.

Because there's always three sides. Unless we agree. person's side and then the truth. Even if you agree, you can't, that stuff don't matter no more. NDAs and shit don't matter. But it should. It doesn't.

You know why? You know why? Because motherfuckers ain't getting hit hard enough with them lawsuits. That needs to start happening. If you on podcast or you on the radio, like I, you know what it is?

A lot of these motherfuckers ain't never been sued for the shit they'd be chatting. But they think that they can say whatever the fuck they have. Absolutely. If you've been sued for the shit that you chatting and you realize how

easy it is to lose fucking money. That's why the word allegedly matters. You know what I'm saying? That's why if there's facts about a case, facts about a situation, you should be very accurate and laying those facts out because you're not allowed to have

an opinion on the facts of something. You know what I mean? If the facts are there and you still choose to ignore those facts to push whatever narrative you pushing, oh, you're going to get hit with that lawsuit. And oh, you're going to lose some money. quite quickly.

Better believe it. So, so everybody just really, really, really needs to be cautious when it comes to that shit that they,

that they just be chatting. That that shit will come back to bite you in the motherfucking ass. Yeah. Yeah. Like, even the guy

last week who said Michael B. Jordan was flirting with him. What was that? He was at Michael B. Jordan's house or something. He was in a, I don't know if he was an assistant

or something. I'm insane. And I'm just like, what happened with? He was like an assistant and he was in his closet and supposedly Michael B was like, are we supposed to kiss right now? And then that was it. Wait, wait, wait, what?

Michael. He's so cute. So we had Creed body. He'd walk around his house and I was the house assistant at that time. So I was helping him move in. He'd walk around in a boxers and no shirt. And he was so flirtate. He would flirt with a wall.

So he'd flirt with me. He would flirt with everyone in the office. He just flirted with a wall. Like he was such a flirt. And I, being like so young, I was in my 20s, I thought we had a moment. but I could be wrong. I think you did. I was in his closet

and he was just like, he was like, are we gonna kiss? And I was like, what? I was like, wait, yeah, and I was like,

Michael, and he's like, I just like to Josh around with you and I was like, I started twitching. I was like, and I was such a professional person. Thanks a lot, Dad.

He was always like, you have to be professional all the time. So I was like, Michael, I have a job to do. And I went downstairs and started receiving packages.

I should have received his package. Okay. Yeah, he came on to me. Can I analyze? Yes. A hundred percent he wanted you to go down on him. Can he just say that sarcastically?

Yeah. Maybe. Maybe he didn't say it at all. And another part of the story was the guy didn't have, Michael didn't have no shirt on. It's his fucking house. Yeah, why you got to be clothed in his house?

Also, why are you in the closet? You probably took so much courage to come out. Shut the, and then the guy goes, I'm not trying to out anybody. But, Like, huh? I don't know, man.

We just live in a very, very, very, very strange era. And I know you. You would think if you're a gay dude that like you went through coming out of the closet and like what that was for you and like how difficult that was. You would think that you would have some empathy for someone. Let's say hypothetically he was closeted. You'd think you would have some empathy for somebody in that situation. And you would, you would, if you had any tech whatsoever, you would allow them to come out when they felt comfortable. comfortable. Absolutely. Yeah, this dude's a cornball. Whoever came out said it. But nobody cares about

empathy when this thing right here is in their face. When this thing right here is in their face, all they're thinking about is how can I get people to listen? What will I be able to say today that's going to make people gravitate towards me our said platform? That's it. Like, I have no problem with anybody going out sharing their story, if they feel like they're a part of the story, if they have a perspective on the story. Well, boy, if you're lying, I want people to start putting the full court press on Motherfrey.

Yeah, I like that. So who is it? Maybe that's on us to start putting the press when people lie about us. I think you have to, man. I loved when Justin Bieber immediately sued those two anonymous people

who accused him a rape. You know what I mean? Like when people come out and they do stuff like that, you'll sick the lawyers on them immediately. You saw what they did I mean like Hulk Hogan Well he was I guess

Sponsored by the guy Peter Thiel But they took out Vulture I think it was Vulture maybe not Vulture Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I do remember that No it wasn't Vulture no it was another one What was it? Gawker Gawker

And apparently the reason why The guy Peter Thiel funded that is because Gawker wrote an article way back in the day outing him Peter Thiel is a homosexual But he was I guess closeted at the time he was private by the time and they outed him.

So he had like a vendetta against them. And then with the Hulk Hogan situation, he put all his money behind him and then shut that fucking magazine down because the lawsuit was too much they couldn't afford to pay it. And loki, I respect it. Who the fuck are you to tell my personal business? You know, you know who should be held accountable in these situations? Who?

The platforms. YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. You don't want that. You don't want that. No, I'm going to tell you why we want that. We do want that because every other platform has to get held accountable. If I get on Breakfast Club and I say something that's not true, guess who gets sued?

Yes. Al 105, I heart, everybody. Gawker. Gawker says something that's not true. Then guess who gets sued? Gawker. Gawker print something. New York Times print something that's not true.

Guess who gets sued? New York Times. So, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, everybody else, they got to do a better job of filtering out the lies and the bullshit. That's not freedom of speech. You can have, by the way, you can have freedom of speech. You're just not free of the consequences

of that speech. So if you got somebody on a platform that's spreading some falsehoods about somebody, spreading some bullshit about somebody, when you sue that person, name the platform in the lawsuit too. So the reason why I would give you pushback on that is because when you just named Breakfast Club,

Breakfast Club is a business that is responsible for the entities that it hires. Facebook is not putting out this information. People are using the outlet the Facebook is to put out the information. So suing Facebook would be the same as suing the radio waves. Deep dive! Listen. You said what I'm saying?

No, I'm going to tell you why I don't see you just here. Let me just explain the difference, right? It's like it's a difference between suing Verizon Fios for something that somebody said on MTV and suing MTV. MTV is using Verizon Fios. Fios, which is the platform in order to share their content. MTV is responsible for their content, right? Verizon Fios is the one that displays the content. Now, don't get me wrong, you have a food and drug administration for food, right? You have certain laws that dictate the cable airwaves as well, right? So it's like there are filters for the content and the food that we consume so that when we go

into a grocery store, we know that apple, we know that pear, we know that turkey sandwich is going to be up to standard. We don't have that with the internet just yet because anything we consume on the internet could be bad for us or it could be good for us. We don't know. So it is tricky, but you see the difference though? No. And I'm going to tell you why. If these organizations are holding Facebook accountable for the hate that Facebook lets on its platforms, then they should hold Facebook accountable. But the lies these social media sites have on this platform. Like they, I think, I want to say it's the ADL.

The ADL asked advertisers to join the campaign to pause their spending on Facebook and Instagram until Facebook did a better job of removing all of this hate that's on Facebook. All of these different white, right-wing conspiracy theorists, you know, who be saying shit on Facebook or, So, you know, fueling racism and anti-Semitism on Facebook. If they can be held responsible for that, they can be held responsible for the lies that they allow people to spew on Facebook in regards to other people.

I understand what you're saying. I think that that's right. And I think in all sense, it's fair. Here's the other thing that you have to consider. These platforms like Instagram and Facebook are creating legislation and rules on what is hateful speech. Not for one country where everybody agrees more or less what is considered hateful and what's not. They're doing it for the world, right? So, for example, in a country like the U.S., saying

certain things about women and women's roles, we might deem sexist. Where you go to certain parts of the world, they might deem that as normal. They might deem that as completely regular and responsible. You saying something as simple as, I want my wife to be at home with the kids and cook dinner. That might be the expectation in certain parts of the world. Where saying that in America, that might be looked at as misogyny and sexism. So you take the, you take the video down in America and leave it up in Iraq. They do that shit all the time. Do they?

Like, what? If you post it, you can post a video like last week, Souta my girl, Pretty V. Pretty V did a video with a, damn, I can't remember a homie name right now. I can't remember the rapper's name. But she did a video that was Martin and Lawrence, right? And when I posted

the video, immediately it said blocked and it said this video can't be viewed in a name like 10, 15 different countries. Because they didn't pay the rights for it. What you mean? They didn't like pay the rights to have their content viewed.

Like that happens all the time where they haven't like paid the rights. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm saying like take it down. When you're in another country, like when you're in the Caribbean, it's certain things like, and I've told this story before.

We was in Anguilla one year. I wanted to watch, uh, midnight, moonlight. Yeah. And you couldn't watch it in that country. You couldn't watch no gay programming in that country. Because I went and I started, well, let me see, it broke back mountain showing.

Nope. And so I just went down this rabbit hole of all of this gay programming on Netflix. All of it was blocked in that. So that's an interesting deep diver here. It's like, should we dictate the morality for the world? Should we go to the people in Anguilla and say, hey, listen, you're being homophobic by not showing gay programming.

You need to show it. That's why I said take it down in America. Take the video down in America. But then who the fuck are we? We should allow blatant homophobia and, like, support blatant homophobia and other parts of the world? I don't think none of these platforms should. and being that these platforms are American-owned.

And by the way, being that these platforms are American-owned, yeah, they can dictate and regulate what they want. They shouldn't want no hate speech, regardless of where it came from. And another example of that is on Twitter. Twitter has fact-checking now, right? So when somebody posts something that's not true, they immediately say, oh, well, the facts of this are X, Y, and Z, and they take down the tweet.

This should be the same way when somebody makes accusations against someone that's not true. But who decides what the facts are? Like, if you go to a country that is run by a religion, for example, the religion supersedes everything, right? Their facts are religious. So you might present some idea like, I don't know, the world is, you know, four billion years old. And they might go, no, that's wrong. That's not real. The world started when God started the world a few thousand years ago.

So who decides what the facts are? What if the facts are proven in a court of law? What if the facts say, no? in their courts over there, they're dictated by religion, so they will give you pushback. I guess what I'm saying is, it's hard to have one set of information

that is going to be coherent for the whole world. Can O.J. Simpson be called a murderer? No, he's innocent. Exactly, right? I don't know if he's, well, he was found innocent in a court alone. Yeah, he's found innocent in a court law. So if somebody gets online right now and says,

OJ Simpson is a murderer, OJ should be able to sue for defamation. and that tweet or whatever it is on social media she'd be labeled as this is not a fact OJ Simpson was found innocent in a court alone what's the point of having the goddamn courts if you're not going to adhere about what the court says

I wonder if that's all I'm saying yeah I wonder if you have the freedom of speech if under freedom of speech you can say that somebody was a murderer and you can say even if they're found innocent you can be like no I still feel like you're a murderer I wonder if you're allowed to say that at what point It's got to be legal.

It's got to be some type of legal jargon for it. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know? Like, it has to be something. I don't know if the word would be, it can't be alleged, could it? I don't know.

That's another thing that's interesting. It's like if we start putting our American ideals and our American or Western values on the rest of the world via social media, how is that not another form of colonization? And we're doing it under the guise of, hey, this is the right thing to do. This is progressive.

What the fuck you think colonists did back in the day? Hey, you savages, here's the right thing to do. This is the progressive way to be. It's the same colonization. I'm not mad at it. But we're talking about America, right? And we're talking about the Constitution, right? We're talking about freedom of speech.

Freedom of speech is great. I want everybody to have free speech. But what do we always say? You're not free from the consequences of that speech. So if you say some shit just because you feel that way, or you say some shit because that's what you believe? Great. but if it's not true, you got to be held accountable for that shit.

That's what defamation is for. That's what defamation lawsuits are for. That's what slanderous and lie. That's what libel is all about. Go ahead. Say whatever the fuck you want. But stand on that shit when the lawsuit comes. So should comedians be sued for the things they say?

What do you mean? Like, should a comic be sued for the things they say? Should the onion, you know, the satirical news site, be sued for some of their headlines? What is the headlines? I would have to see. You got to give me an example. It's specifically satirical. It's like lies are made and that baked into the headlines. And there are rules to protect. That's what I'm saying. Chris, you're the author. Tell us about satire. Like that's how SNL has ensued every single week.

Yeah, well, generally satire gives you a pass. You know, there was a famous situation in France. I think the name of the magazine was like Charlie Hebden. Charlie Hebden. And they satire, they did a cartoon satire or the Prophet Muhammad. They got shot up. Somebody ended up storming the office and pretty much killing a lot of the staff. So that's, that's the most extreme version. But see, that's not, that's not law, though.

I'm like, what's the, what's the rules of law when it comes to satire? That was just somebody being upset and being mad. Like, can somebody sue you over a satirical piece? Generally not. I don't know the specific laws, but generally, you know, we're talking the U.S., U.S., In the UK, generally in a lot of countries, you get a pass if you can prove that it's satire. I know in music, if you satirize a song, like that's how weird Al was able to basically remake all those hits, right? That was satire.

Right. It wasn't, if he had just remade beat it, he would have gotten sued. But by making it eat it, he was able to do it. Okay, I just Googled. And it says freedom of speech, why satire is protected. And they have satire versus defamation, a legal explanation. And over the years, it says over the years, U.S. courts have made it abundantly clear. Parity and satire are not defamatory.

And it says the United States Supreme Court does not allow for recovery for parity or satire under a libel or slander claim unless the alleged victim can prove actual malice in the publication. So there's your answer. And malice is very hard to prove. It's hard to tell me how I feel about something. under the form of satire or even under the form of comedy but that's the thing that's why I don't want that

I want to be able to say things that are not true I say things that are not true all the time as a comedian exactly but if you start chipping away at what people can or can't say on different social media platforms which is how we consume content

it's like you're gonna chip away at all the funny content that we see all these memes are lies all these gifts are lies they're not true and that's what makes them funny so I don't want to remove our sense of humor

from our culture that's what the most that might be the most dominant force of cultural values that we have is our sense of human. I think we're blurring two things, though. I agree with you on that. But I also agree that a person shouldn't be, you know, accused of a crime on social media if they did not commit said crime.

Agreed. And if facts of the case show, they did not commit said crime. And if you're going to run around and say that type of stuff, you should be held liable. Yep. I agree. I think so. As far as comedy and satire and jokes. and stuff like that, totally different ballgame.

You know what I'm saying? But if you're actually out there accusing people of things, bro, just make sure you're standing on that shit. And I'm talking about these people that go on these podcasts and say this shit. Like the women y'all were talking about, or the dude that was in Michael B. Jordan's closet, because if any of those people decide, you know what, I want to sue this person for defamation.

I want to sue this person for slander. I want to sue this person for saying something about me, that's not true. They got the right to do that. Yeah. No, I agree. I feel very strongly about both. I don't want people accuse of things that they haven't done,

especially when the accusation is enough to, you know, convict you in the court of public opinion, as you often say. But I also want the ability to say whatever the fuck I want. So it's like this super fine line. How do we thread the needle? Do we thread it through satire? Do we thread it through intent?

If your intent is to make a joke, can you say some fucked up shit about someone, as long as it's, you know, through the lens of joking. That's why. I want you to be a member of the Chicago boss. I want you to be a member

of the Brooklyn Nuts. If you believe in freedom of speech, say whatever the fuck you want. But don't try to duck the consequences. Right. I don't care if it's an ass cutting. I don't care if it's a lawsuit. I don't care if it's people storming

your goddamn place of work and shooting up the place. If you put something out there, stand on it. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Staying on your shit, don't run from it. Don't try to say, hey, I should be able to say X, Y, and Z.

Yes, America is full of freedom of speech. But you show me one time where people have been free of said consequences. And I think that's the problem with social media. And I think that's a problem with all of these platforms. They allow motherfuckers to feel like they can just go out there and say whatever. This guy, John Falk, or whatever the hell his name is, John Fockie. Hornish Radio Broadcaster? You know why he got suspic?

for putting the jazz niggers game is awesome on his Twitter because he works for a fucking corporation. You know what I'm saying? Because he got something to lose. What happens oftentimes in these situations, motherfuckers with nothing to lose, just jump on and say anything. And it's sweet.

Because any little gain is good for them. They don't give a fuck of his followers on social media. They don't give a fuck of his interviews, whatever it is. So all I'm telling people is when they jump out there and they say this type of shit, just make sure you got some fucking money for a lawyer or you know how to fight.

One of the two. Yeah, I guess, yeah, I hear you. I just don't want to create a situation where like we justify violence for things that have been said. No, no, no, so see, we've had this conversation before. You can't get, you can't have it both ways

because you just don't know. But by the way, that is what makes. Yeah, you can. That's the idea about free speech is you can't have it both ways. No, that's what makes... You have the freedom to speak back to me in any way you want,

and I have the freedom to speak to you in any way want, and then we just combat ourselves like that. That's the idea of it. And then once you start silencing free speech and you start taking away certain parts of that speech, I mean, now that that's a very... I don't want to take away parts of free speech. All I'm simply saying is,

when you are a free speaker, you can't say what you're going to, going to get back from that. You can say what you, you can say what you want. Yeah, but what if I say, what if you hope to receive back? What if I said, it don't work like that? What if I said this, though? What if I just gave you an example? Like, all right, um, you can be openly homosexual and you can walk down the street and be openly homosexual, but you can't predict how that makes people feel and they might come up to you and they might do some wild shit because you're walking around openly homosexual. Like, that might be true, but it doesn't make it right. And that's,

why people are fighting against depression all the time. And that's why they have hate crime laws to try to make sure things like that don't happen. And it's the reverse of what I'm saying. If a motherfucker is able to get on social media and say whatever the fuck they want to say, they would watch themselves if they knew they was consequences to their actions. The reason it's not that many hate, I'm not saying it is a lot of hate crimes, but the reason it's not a whole lot more hate crimes because niggas know that they will be consequences and repercussions and they're going to be held accountable for those hate crimes.

Right. That's all I'm saying. I guess what I would say is like freedom of speech is what allows you to present the idea that these things are even a hate crime. Like if you back in the day were like, if you back in the day said, hey, we shouldn't beat up gay people, there'd be a lot of people go, man, shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? Right. But the fact that someone's allowed to say that. Freedom of speech is fine, but not freedom to lie. Yeah.

And that's why you have defamation and slander losses. You don't have the freedom to lie. Yeah, that's true. I think social, that's going to be the name of the podcast, Freedom to Lie. I think social media and all of these platforms give people the illusion that you have the freedom to lie. That's interesting. You know what? That's what we're fucking up at.

We kept calling it free speech. It's the freedom of speech, I guess, has morphed into this nasty form of a virus called freedom to lie. So look, and here's the thing. depending on how you represent yourself, you can limit your freedom of speech. For example, if you consider yourself a journalist, you call yourself a journalist and you call your outlet,

whether it's on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, whatever it is, if you consider your outlet an outlet of information and you are stating things as if they're facts when you do not know if they're facts, you're not using allegedly or any of that kind of stuff, then I understand you being stripped of your ability to state that information

or being sued because you are saying you are a source of truth and you are lying, right, without putting allegedly or any of that kind of shit. If you're a comedian, if you're a radio host, if you're an entertainer, you can say things that are not true because you are coming from a place of entertainment, not from a place of, hey, this is 100% nuanced and true, researched and true. I don't know if that's true either, though. I don't know. I mean, I don't know.

I don't know about the comedian. Because comedians, most of the time, they say that they are truth tellers, right? And they're like every good joke comes from something that's true. I don't know if you can just... There's a kernel of truth in things, but like so much of jokes have to do with lying. Like, that's why the jokes are funny is because you direct people in one direction, and then you say something that is completely in another direction. It's actually not true, and that's why it's funny.

You know, when you're talking about, like, way back in the day, your wild days, you talk about sucking a fart out of a butt like a bong rip, you don't do that, and that's why it's funny. It's a lie. It's a sarcastic version of reality that nobody could live up to, and that's why it's so hilarious, because we all know it isn't true, but it would be such a funny thing if it was. So I think you're protected in saying that under this guise of, hey, look how absurd this is. It's an absurdist reality. That's my opinion on.

Yo, I'm looking at this article. This is a great conversation. Five comedians who were sued over their material. And somebody wrote this article in 2013 because I didn't, I think I did know this. Donald Trump sued Bill Maher over an offer that Bill Maher made to donate $5 million to charity of Trump released his birth certificate to prove he's not the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan. But Bill Maher's not the first person to be sued. George Carlin got sued in 1972 for violating obscenity laws.

Seven deadly words. Yeah, when he did his seven, I knew about this one. He did his seven words you can't say on television act at Summerfest. Lenny Bruce, too. But a judge did drop the case. A judge dripped up did drop the case. And let me see. The following year, I wonder why he got sued for that, though.

guys it was against the Oh it was against the rules Okay Oh And that's oh that actually is what they What created the safe harbor time zone And which indecent material can be broadcast Do you know Sunda Kroonquist

No Is that like an orange soda No It's a comedian who got sued by her mother-in-law Because her daughter-in-law Made false and highly offensive comments About her and members of her family God, these people are so much.

In a stand-up show. No, dude. Wow. Got dismissed, though. As it should get dismissed, but now you have to go through the legal trouble. Exactly. Cat Williams. Yeah.

Cat Williams. Cat Williams got on stage for confronting a heckler. Took off his clothes and attempted to fight at least three audience members. See, that's not jokes, though. Yeah, that might be a little. You know, that's not over something you said. You know Choi Hiao-Jong, not Korean community. Median Star.

Yeah. He got sued for making a politically charged joke. He did a sketch on which he explained to children how they could achieve a career in politics by bribing election committees, shaking hands with old ladies,

and making grand campaign promises. He got sued for that. You need this. And Jay Leno. Jay Leno regularly picks on politicians, but a joke landed him in his network in court when he ridiculed former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney. Wow.

Yeah, that's a suit was bought on by a resident in California. The segment in question includes a clip from the entertainment news show The Insider was featured footage of Romney's house. The problem with the insider clip that this night show aired was instead, was that instead of featuring one of Romney's summer homes, it was a picture of a Sikh holy golden temple in India. And so the California man sued Lennon and NBC. see on behalf of himself and just community organization.

Wow. I don't see. See, that's not, I don't know. That's not words, though. You know what I'm saying? I guess, I don't know. All I'm simply saying is I want everybody to be able to, you got to, it's got to be consequences to the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Because in real life it is. It just is. You can't do what you do on stage in the street, Andrew. Yeah. Sure. that's it yeah yeah i just i disagree with any sort of censorship when when it comes to the discussion between like freedom and censorship i don't want censorship i want consequences yeah but that is censorship right if you're going hey the consequences for saying the wrong thing are you go to jail

that's censorship there's a reason why we have freedom of speech man it's a very valuable uh core american value you know we're literally like the only country that has freedom of speech And our countries have freedom of expression But not freedom of speech. But we don't have freedom of speech, though. How so? Because motherfuckers get held accountable because of the shit they say all the time.

There's a price to everything that comes out of your mouth. Everything. And you bought up the newspapers and stuff. It is a reason, well, at least back in the day, journalists would have to measure twice in order to cut once. It was a reason journalists would have to do fact-checking. It was a reason journalists, it was a reason journalists would have to really dig deep

and make sure that the shit they were presenting was accurate because they could be held liable. Yeah, I mean, there's some, like, research that shows otherwise. Like, as far as, like, you know, news is always gone. It's always been bias. I think we have this theory now that, like, news is this new biased thing. But back in the day, the newspaper always reflected the owner of the newspaper company and their political leanings.

That's how it's been since the beginning of time. So it's like, is that lying? Is political leaning, political lying? No, it's not lying, but like you,

it's your troops, right? Like, so both the, the Democratic Party and the Republican Party will stay different things about affirmative action

and whether it works or it doesn't work, right? And they'll both find facts that like fit their agenda and they both can be true within the context of what they're saying,

but they could be considered lies within a greater context, you know? Like, Democrats will go, like Republicans will be like, look, Democrats, all these like cities that Democrats run are fucked up and they don't know how to run a city and they're running them to the ground. And then, you know, Democrats will be like, well, the reason why these cities are poor is because there are, you know, blah, blah, environments.

They'll find a different reason for why they're poor. Well, you know, it's funny. It's even interesting with that. You can't sit here and Chris can speak to this more than me. We can't sit here and act like Donald Trump hasn't sued the fuck out of different outlets. Donald Trump has sued the New York Times, the way. Washington Post and CNN for defamation. You know what I'm saying?

And he has the money to do it. That's what I mean. So we can't sit here and act like that shit doesn't happen. Yeah. You know, like, motherfuckers got to be held accountable. How many lawsuits just Trump put out there, Chris? Do you know?

I was in the U.S. I mean, I think what you're kind of like calling for in a way is the system they have in England where there's a lot of free speech. But in England, you know, the libel laws are very serious and you can get sued and you will lose fairly easily. So there's still satire. I mean, you know, you look at something like Monty Python. I mean, England has an incredibly rich history of satire, but in terms of personal accusations from one person to another, you get sued quick in England. And that really does kind of maybe impact people's decision,

but on a political level, and I think this is the key, you can make fun of members of parliament. You can make fun of people in power. And I think that's critical. You don't ever want to find yourself in a society where politicians are off limits for jokes of criticism or a combination of both. But also, Chris, wouldn't you say that like the tabloids in England are some of the most critical and potentially, you know. Yeah. And they spend a lot of time in court. I mean, you know, like you can even look at like the situation with the royal family. Like they're constantly talking about affairs and this, that, and the other thing. But people get pulled into court. England all the time.

I think another thing that happens there, and I'm not entirely certain, but this is what, like, limits the amount of, like, litigation is if you lose, you have to pay the fees of the other person. And I love that system because now you're going into a lawsuit concerned. You're like, fuck, I'm only suing this guy if I know for a fact. I'm right. I'm not doing it like rich people in America. Do rich people in America will just sue to shut you up?

Hey, shut the fuck up. you want to be in a lawsuit? You want to keep talking about me? Shut the fuck out. That's what Donald Trump is doing. You're going to talk about it? Trump never enters a lawsuit thinking he's going to win. He's just trying to create leverage.

Yep. He wants to bleed you out. So if you're rich enough, you can just bleed people out and then shut them the fuck up. And then effectively, you limit their freedom of speech. You know, you know, you're right. And, you know, that's the crazy part even now. You know, I remember back in the day

when they used to talk about tabloids, right? And the reason that people wouldn't ever really sue the tabloids is because you would go to a lawyer. and the lawyer would say, look, man, it'll cost hundreds of thousands of dollars and it'll drag on for years. And, you know, when you're a public figure, you know, the standard of libel is high.

So it makes the case difficult to win. And you got to prove actual malice. And, you know, you got to prove that the tabloid was really negligent. And they was really putting in there, putting this in there just to hurt you. And they had to know that the item was false. So they just displayed a reckless disregard. for the truth.

So yeah, it is, it is tough. But I think that's, um, that just goes back to what I was, was saying earlier. Like, sometimes it is a reckless disregard for the truth. Sometimes you don't know what's true and you don't know what's true. But if there's a reckless disregard for the truth,

I think you should be held accountable. You know, dude, I agree with you. And I wholeheartedly agree. Like, nobody should be able to, I don't want, I don't want anybody lying on my name. I don't want people lying on your name. I don't want them putting. things out there that are like easily digestible to like bring me, you or any of our friends or

anyone in that in general down. I think that's fucked up. I wish there was a perfect system to figure it out. I don't know what that is, man. I truly don't know where it is. Consequences somehow, though. I don't know what the fuck they would be. Fair enough. But I got to go pee. Pay some bills. Got them. Look, guys, it's important that you look good in your suit. Simple as that. Make sure that you get a suit that fits you. A suit. A suit. is one of these interesting things. You wear a suit that fits and you are immediately treated with more respect. You are immediately treated as if you got some wealth. You're immediately treated like there are things that are going on in your life and people want to know what the fuck they are. If your suit

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See, dude, honestly, I started watching. I was not interested in the bubble at all. I was bored by it. I think the stakes weren't high enough in a second. We got into playoffs. I've been watching. The game is good. I'm enjoying it. This name Lillard run is wild. I'm excited. I'm all in. Charles Bocley said the trailblazers are going to sweep the Lakers. I'm going to tell you why that's, and I love somebody like Charles Bocley saying that because Charles Bocley's been around basketball for a long time. I don't think a team with LeBron James and Anthony Davis would ever get swept.

Right. Not swept. They can lose a series, but swept. I don't think they didn't dig deep enough to why he thinks they're going to get swept unless I miss that part. Yeah. a sweep. Yeah, maybe it's just because Dame Lillard is just playing out of his mind.

He's just unstoppable right now. Because, God damn, that old white man who probably goes to Aspins as soon as he has time, skip Bayless, put that fucking battery in his back. You know what I'm saying? You know, listen, we can't sit here and act like that shit don't motivate certain people.

Yeah. Like, I wouldn't know what to do if a nigga wasn't talking shit about me. If you got something bad say about me. Now I'm really about to show you something and some flip-flops motherfucker. Why just cross over? I'm serious. Like, so I

some people have different motivations. That's why you got to leave certain people alone. Certain people are really just, like, Dave Little is going to be great regardless, right? He's just naturally great. Boy, when you give him something that motivates him. Whoa.

Yeah. When you give him something that motivates him, that's what I see right now. I just see Dame playing with a different level of motivation. I didn't see that in Dame's eyes before. He's just a good-ass player. Now he's like, oh, nah, I got something to play for other than

in a fucking championship. Do you think that's it, or do you think that Dame has always been putting up big numbers, but he was lost in the shuffle because KD was playing and Kyrie was playing and Steph was playing. And now that those three massive names that were the

headliners of the playoffs for the last fucking decade, it feels like, are out of the playoffs. Russell Westbrook is out right now. He's injured. He becomes the star of the bubble because he's the only one doing the most fantastic things in the bubble. I mean, we hear T.J. Warren's name too. Maybe it's these superstars that NBA usually marketed are no longer in the spotlight. So they have to put the spotlight on someone. And it's Dave doing doing the exact same shit he's always been doing. I think that's an amazing point. I think it's a combination of the two. I would even say that what you said is probably 70% of it. You know what I

mean? If I had to break it down percentage-wise, I would say 30% motivation, 70% nah, Dame Lillard is a beast and he's been a fucking beat. Been a beast. Anybody that watches basketball has been saying shit, like, yo, Dame is better than Kyrie or Dame is better. I think Akash said that. Yes, he did. Like, Dame is better than such as such. Like, Dame has been a video game type of superstar. Like, he's been on 99. Right. But yeah, I think it's something to that. And we haven't even really seen him. Have they been out of the first round?

I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, last year. The Western Conference Finals. Yeah, they did. Who? The Blazers? No, they went out the second round. Let me see.

I don't remember. Blazers went out the second round against the... Yeah, they won the series last year when he hit that shot. Let me see. He got the first round, they played OKC, and I think the second round they got bounced. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, I don't remember them being in the Western Conference. But still, they got out the first round.

They've gone out of the first round. I thought they made it to the finals, but maybe the second round. No, I don't think Dave has ever made it past the second round. Oh, no, no, no, no, they did. 2019. Really? 2019 NBA Western Conference Finals, Trailblazers versus Warriors. Really?

Well, I don't remember it. Yeah, me neither. Did you guys see what, do you guys see what Paul Pierce said today? Not what he said. He said that if the Lakers lose in the first round, it proves that LeBron is not a top five player of all time. he maintains. Whoa. I don't know if that proves that.

I don't know. It proves that we always what have we always said about LeBron? That he is questionable in clutch moments. That's all. He's a great player who just don't have that extra that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I don't know what you call it. When they used to call it, get, going in the zone. The killer.

Oh, yeah. That killer instinct. I mean, that's all that shows me. I mean, you know, you got a big dick, man. You don't really just, it's hard to like learn strokes. You don't need to learn the strokes. You don't need to learn the strokes. You got that little dick.

You got to impress girls with that little dick. That's right. When you learn, when you got a little dick, you got to learn every position. You know what I mean? You got to learn how to eat pussy amazing. But when you got that bog D? That bog D, that big old creek dick you just. show up, baby.

That's all I'm saying. So Michael Jordan had that. The Brown had this moment. Let's be honest. LeBron is so talented. And I've always been so talented. And so physically better than everybody else, man. That's all I'm saying.

Let me see. What did I say? You got that brawn D. Nothing. I'm just, nothing. Things you won't care about next week. Hot Boy Turk. What is that?

Hold on. What is that? No, who's that? There was four hot boys. It was juvenile. You know juvenile, right? Oh, yeah, I know Turk. I love Turk.

You know BG. No, no, it's BG I love. You know Wayne. Yeah. Turk was the fourth member. All right. Give me a... No, nigga 16s.

No, no. What you say? Playing six figures. Something, something, something. Yeah. Ooh! Don't you do it. Don't you do it.

Don't you do it. Don't you do it. I'm not doing it, but I remember. I'm not doing it, but you more remembers, bro. Come on, now you ain't going to catch me slipping. You're going to catch me slipping. But no, yes, he said that... So much ice, you could skate on a...

Right, isn't that it? On a river. River. You can so much ice, you can skate on a frozen river. Frozen river. That's right. No, but what's the rest of the song? He said, that's literally the only part I remember.

But I used to love that verse. Yeah, he killed that shit. What happened to dirt? He said him and little Wayne caught crabs. A turk. What? Back in the day. Oh, smashing the same.

He said they caught crabs from two sisters from Houston. Whoa. I guess both sisters had crabs. I got crabs. Call me a Pisces. No, what is it? Capricorn? What's the one that's a crap?

Cancer is a crab. Cancer is a crab? Cancer. Oh, shit. You know what's wild? The things men bond over. Okay, go. That's a wild thing to bond over, bro.

Yeah. That's my boy, man. He started the conversation up like, man, Lowell Wayne, that's my brother, man. Like, you know, that's, like, man, we call crabs together. The stuff men bond over is wow. No, but the real question I got is, why did two sisters have crabs together?

That's a little bit funky. Dirty house. Dirty house. Dirty house. Or maybe a little incestito. Sharing panties. They might have been sharing their panties, Sharing panties but not sharing secrets

because one of them had crabs but didn't tell the other sister. Oh shit. Can I wear it those? Where do crabs come from? Like, the ocean. Where are the little tiny things? The ocean, literally.

That's what happens. You know, you go to Cancun or some shit like that. You swim in the ocean, they got crabs in there and then they get on that. I'm just saying like, so where are the lights at before they get to your hair? The ocean. You're swimming in the ocean.

And then they get up in your bush. Lice on. in the ocean, are they? Lice. He just looks talking. Crabbs are in the ocean. It's not real crabs, though. I know, but you can get them at.

They got soft shell. That's what I'm saying. I know it's not real crab. I know it's not real crab. I'm saying, but where are they at before they get? Oh, where they're living before they live on your dick

or your vagina is what you're saying. In the ocean, bro. That is a good fucking question, Taylor. Google. Don't go to the ocean, you know. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

Google, where do pubic lights come from. What does it say? Google that and then make sure you don't die today because when they start your fucking search history and you're going to be the last shit that they found, yeah. What does it say? The hookah spot.

It says the most common way to acquire people like it's through sexual intercourse, but they're not telling me where it came from. I'm telling you, it's the ocean. It says from sharing clothing, bed line linens and all that, but. Or scissoring. The origin from it.

Get them from scissoring. It says from gorillas. Roughly three million years ago, scientists now report rather than close and... Everything comes from monkeys. Monkeys are tired of being blamed for everything. Yo, it's the easiest thing to blame, ain't it? Ain't it really the easiest thing to blame, bro? We need to start asking what came first, the monkey or the goddamn egg?

Not the chicken. Like, monkey, why the fuck are monkeys the root source of everything? Humans. Crabbs? Like, what the fuck, man? AIDS? Didn't they start AIDS, too? Yes, somebody has sex with a monkey.

That was saying somebody. That was the rumor back in the day. Yeah, that was the rumor. Okay, things you won't care about next week. But you should. You should this one, bro. Okay, talk to you. Because y'all not fucking paying attention, but I am.

All right, talk to me. The Pentagon's announcement of a new UFO task force. Let's go. Okay, the unidentified aerial phenomenon tax force. I'm telling you right now the lease is up on planet Earth, bro. They come in to collect? They come in to fucking collect. the lease is up on planet Earth.

It is not a coincidence that they showed us the pictures of the Pentagon released the video of the unidentified flying object flying throughout the air and all that shit. It's not a coincidence. They are slowly but surely just putting things out to the American public. Right.

To let us know that other life exist and they will start walking amongst us soon because I'm telling you the lease is fucking up. You really think the lease is up there? Yes, man. Whatever treaty they had, And I'm going to tell you why I think it is. You notice that you've seen all of these people

talking about traveling to space, right? Like the Elon Musk and the Richard Branson's of the world. They want to do tours and Mars and all of that type of shit like that. Quit pro quo. Have y'all going to be just coming to our planet kicking shit? Then we're going to come to your shit now. That's right. Prepare your motherfucking people.

Prepare your people for what's to come. Interesting. I really truly believe that, Joe. Why, like, why else would they have a UFO task force all of a sudden? Interesting. And also, why else would they be giving Elon Musk all this money to go to Mars? People really out of here, huh? Bro.

And I was watching, because my daughter, my five-year-old, soup in the space, says she wants to be an astronaut, all of that stuff, right? Like, in the NASA and all that. I'm watching YouTube videos with her the other day. Call me stupid if y'all knew this already. I didn't know that it was five dwarf planets in our society. Solic system. I don't even know what a

I'm going to say exactly what is a dwarf planet. Did that girl suck it off? It used to be nine planets. Right? I know the Pluto's not a planet no more. Pluto's a dwarf planet. It's four other dwarf planets.

One of them isn't even shaped like a spear. One of them is like an elongated like fucking two. It almost looks like the eggplant emoji. Interesting. And they all got names and everything. I didn't know that. I was sitting there intrigued. You know, it's one of those things that you're sitting there and your daughter's like, watch this with me.

And she is always looking to me to make sure I'm staying awake watching. Yeah. And when that part came, I was like, oh, shit. Chris, did you know that? Yeah. I mean, there's actually a video. I'm just looking at for it right now that takes you on a visual tour of our solar system. And it'll blow your mind.

I mean, there's so many planets. And when you talk about other systems, I mean, there are hundreds of millions of other systems out there. forget about planets, systems. Yes. Here's the thing America needs to understand because we're so fucking arrogant. We don't know what the fuck is going on up there. Like we have no idea what the fuck is going on in outer space.

We can sit here and lie to ourselves and tell ourselves, yeah, it's this many planets and that. We have no fucking idea, bro. It's impossible that there's not something out there. Come on. It's impossible. Come on. Come on.

Come on, man. You're talking about hundreds of millions of planets. Not 50, not 60, hundreds of millions. Tell me, you know a lot of people that don't believe that, though? Like, do you know a lot of people? Because that's arrogance. No, but you actually know a lot of people that, because I feel like I know a lot of people that believe in aliens.

You know actually a lot of people that don't believe in aliens? Yeah, that's a good point. Do you know anybody who doesn't believe in aliens? Yeah. There's a lot of people who don't believe that it's other life out there. Who? I'm going to say, who are these? There's plenty of people.

The same motherfuckers that probably is the earth's flat. But what's the reason for them not believing that? Like, how do they expect them to get here? Probably fear. It's very hard to think, it's very hard to think that it may be something out there that you don't know. Human beings. It's also religious, right? It's like, I think that most of like the Abrahamic religions have looked at Earth as the center of the universe.

And that we are the only image. of God. And if aliens are out there and galaxies far, far away, we got to start looking at this book and be like, uh-oh, what else might be a little off? But I mean, the Bible talks about the wheel in the sky. The Bible talks about angels that came

from heaven. So maybe those angels might be aliens. That's interesting. That's all I'm saying. Yo, son, when you look at like some of this old architecture and not just architecture, like there are certain blocks, I think they're called like megaliths and they're just like huge

just huge rocks that have been like shaved down and like placed in certain places, the pyramids and, you know, Stonehenge, all this kind of things. Like, how could you move blocks of that size? The type of architecture they did thousands of years ago, 4,000 years before the pyramids, that nothing even came close to it for thousands of years. Like, that had to be aliens, bro. That is not even a question of my mind whether that was aliens or humans are advancing at different rates throughout history.

Like we could advance and then die off and then advance again and then die off again. Yeah, for all we know, we might be the wackest version of humans ever. That's the thing, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. We might have been a super godlike species back in the day. Yeah. And I would think we would kind of have to be to live around dinosaurs, right?

If we did live around them, I mean, there's no skeletons that are old enough to show that we have. shit, because you don't check the skeletons. Check the goddamn dinosaur's stomachs. What does the dinosaur shit look like? Was there a hand or foot in that motherfucker? Like, I don't think you. I don't be checking the wrong things. Yo, that's a good point.

Like, why is it that you don't see bones inside the dinosaur? Yeah, because they ate other dinosaurs. They ate other dinosaurs that got bones. Years of decay, right? But why don't their bones decay? Yeah. I guess the bile in their stomach breaks down. down the bones?

Why don't dinosaur bones decay? Well, their bones don't, but the bones in their stomach must decay from like some sort of bile. My sister believes that she doesn't think that the dinosaurs were as big as they'd say they were. Well, what do you mean? I don't know. She just has a belief.

That's the part that's not believable? That's what she thinks. I don't know. So she believes there's a T-Rex, but she's like, no, it was probably like 10 feet. But I really, with the T-Rex, I don't think that it was how it. was either, though. Because think about it, why do they have those little tiny ass arms? For what?

What are they using those arms for? They have feathers. All them have feathers. They aren't like lizards. They're all birds. All those dinosaurs are birds. I've heard that before. But obviously the feathers aren't going to stay around for 65 million years.

The bones might, but not the feathers. By the way, Tyrannosaurus wrecks. They come in eggs and shit. Say what? They range from 12 to 20 feet. That's not like, that's like giraffe. It's not unbelievable. You know what I'm saying?

That's not an unbelievable. They're only 20 feet tall? 12 to 20 feet. height of a T-Rex, 12 to 20 feet. Come on, though. You can get away from that shit. That shit is all-head. Come on.

You don't think you can get away from a T-Rex, bro? I don't know. You said all-head. I went back to that goddamn story. Y'all told me about that woman in that room with them seven basketball. As soon as you said that,

I don't know why. My mind went right back to that story. What's you looking at over that? Oh, no, yeah. But they were 40 feet long, though. They were 40 feet long. Yeah. What's that mean?

Because they got the tail. Yeah, from the tail to the hat. She said, Gersf. Yo, you know what I'm about to ask next? How they fuck? Google T-Rex penis right now. It's true. I need, I got to see what the fuck.

You don't never hear about the T-Rex's penis. All you hear about the detail and the fact that they ate meat. I always thought about that with King. Like their arms are so short. How do they hold the animal while they fuck it? You know what I mean? Like if your arms are like this, you can't hit it from the back.

How you hold it while you're fucking? Why we ain't never seen a kangaroo's penis? I don't know. Wait, that's the chickens? Let me see. Hold on, Taylor. Let me see what you're looking at. Taylor, give me a goddamn computer.

Let me see what the fuck you look at over here. Oh, shit. Isn't that what you see? Nah, get out of here. That's not chicken dick. Oh, wow. There's one version of them having sex, but this one looks like it doesn't have a tail.

Chickens don't have dicks. I mean, they gotta have something. If chickens had dicks, we'd have been ate one of them shit. Some shit would have been fried. Go ask your question, too. Is chickens, are they mammals? Yeah. But they lay eggs, though.

Oh, fuck, that's a great question. Chickens are mammals? Are they? No, because they lay eggs. So then what are they? They're not reptiles. No, they're burned. I was behind a discussion last night.

They're poultry. They're poultry. Yeah, they're foul. They're foul. But I thought they're mammals too. They're not mammals, really? No, no, no, they're not mammals. You know shit.

Remember you took, you. When we were all flagrant, too. This was poor flagrant. I was joking. All right. Well, Al said, Al goes like this. Al goes, we're like, so what happens if you just like, lay on an egg.

No, no, what is it? What did you say? Al thought the thing that makes a chicken egg turn into a chicken is just heat. Like, if you just lay on it, that's what makes it turn into a chicken. Not that, like, it gets inseminated. Wait, what? Wait.

Al, say what it was. It was funny as fuck. What was it, Al? Say what it was. Matt, so, like, a chicken has to sit on the egg. And then eventually it grows and then hatches or whatever the case is. So the funny joke I made was that if you don't, if you just like continue to heat the egg, but like the chicken's not there, it will eventually turn it to the egg. And the reason why we have-

What will eventually turn to our bird? But the reason why we have eggs is because we take the egg away before the chicken gas has long enough time to sit on it. I'll say you got to put eggs in a refrigerator because if eggs are in a warm place, they turn it to a chicken. But then That she killed me, bro. That shit's about... I think you should bring back inside jokes. Alex said that was a joke.

I didn't hear the setup. I can understand why you would laugh. Bro, that shit is too funny, bro. He said... Nah, you have to just be there. My buddy goes... My buddy goes, who is it? It was Mark or Harkas.

There was a incubator, though, then. No, Mark or Hoshkosh goes, yo, do you have to put eggs in the refrigerator? And then Al goes, yeah you do we go why not because you just left them on the counter that shit's return into chickens and then we go what the fuck you go they goes why the fuck you know that he goes trust me i know about chicken wow that shit was good bro that's a good joke

yeah let's bring back inside jokes right maybe it's the structure i get why i get the punchline i know chala just don't know nothing ain't You don't know what hose are. He don't know what jokes are. He don't know. Oh, no. Because it's a difference between funny and a joke. Is it funny?

Yes. But Alex said the joke I mean. I meant I was trying to be funny. Okay. There you go. Words matter. That's all I'm saying. Words matter.

It could be a joke still, too. You can say a joke. Something is not true. And if you say it is true. I would say that's a joke too after I let some stupid shit like that come out of my mouth. I'm like, guys, I'm just joking. Okay.

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What UPS stuff? Like Trump trying to... USPS. Yeah. That shit is just fucked up. Like, that shit is... Come on, y'all. Y'all don't know anything about it.

Let's just admit none of us know anything about it. What's there not to know? I looked up this shit. This shit is so fucking difficult. I was reading this whole breakdown. The problems that U.S.PS have not started in the last fucking in three months. There's been going on

for the last like five years, 10 years even. There's a lot of different things going on and it's just like if we're going to give an honest if we just go

fuck around and be brilliant idiots about it, let's do it. But let's not act like we actually know what's going on. I know what's going on. Like if Donald Trump, Donald Trump verbatim said mail in voting

doesn't work out well for Republicans. And that's why I'm not giving them the motherfucking money to get back on their feet unless they get rid of mail-in voting. Now, do they need money to get back on their feet? Yeah.

Will they be insolvent by the time of the election? I have no idea about that. So what I've read is that they were going to be insolvent by the time of their election, but because of corona, there's way more packages being sent, so they're actually good into the new year. But the idea that they'll just going to shut down is not actually true. Now, if Trump is doing anything to interfere at the election in any way, shape, or form, that's fucked up. And he can't not fund something because it doesn't, because it potentially helps him.

I think that's fucked up. I mean, even saying that is stupid. That being said, the problems with the USPS have existed for fucking years. There's a business that is not functioning. It's business is not profitable. So if we want to get into all those ways of, like, how to make it profitable or what we can do or can't do, like, that's a way long discussion. What the fuck? Hold on.

I think you're missing the part where Donald Trump said blatantly, Republicans should fight very hard when it comes to statewide mail-in voting. Democrats are clamoring for it. Tremendous potential for voter fraud. And for whatever reason, doesn't work out well for Republicans. Well, I don't think there's anything that's that unreasonable about trying to stop voter fraud. My curiosity about that is why is it only voter fraud towards, Republicans. Why can't Republicans do the exact same thing that the Democrats would hypothetically do?

If he's alleging the Democrats are going to try to steal the election through voter fraud with, you know, mail-in ballots, well then Republicans can also try to steal the election through voter fraud through mail-in ballots. It's not only one group can do it. They could both do it, right? Maybe. But for whatever reason, Trump doesn't want it. And I think it says a lot when all you have to do is give money to a service that forget the voting that benefits hundreds of millions of people

throughout the country. Motherfuckers can't get their medicine. Motherfuckers ain't getting their checks on time. The country is already fucked up because of coronavirus and the pandemic. So why would you shut off

a service that so many of your people use, especially in those rural areas down south? But that's thing is not shut off. That's the thing that happens with the moment. But motherfuckers is taking weeks

in weeks to get their fucking medication just because they don't have the resources to get it to him in a timely manner. You think it's because of the resources? Yes, 100%. I mean, listen, it's no coincidence

that motherfuckers just in the past month and a half, too much having been getting packages. And that started before the choice to, like, not defund, right? That started when they were doing the reorganization with this guy DeJoy, who's like the new postmaster general, right? And the policy was, hey, if the package misses the shipping data, missed of the shipping date, and that's what this costs. That's what needs to be done in order for us to be more efficient,

whatever the fuck it is. I know Donald Trump started shifting to blame for the U.S. Postal Service funding problems to Democrats. And he hasn't acknowledged his administration's efforts to undermine the U.S.PS. You know, and that shit started three months ago. Well, three months before election day. When the fuck, where we had now? You're like, what, two months to election time?

but let's say, let's say a month ago. Yeah. I mean, I just, I think that these issues with the USPS have existed for a long time. You don't think it's no coincidence that he's blaming Democrats and saying that he doesn't want mail-in ballots? Of course. And I think that, look, I think this whole thing gets politicized. And this is the newest thing that we're going to talk about.

And then for a next maybe a week or two, we're going to talk about this. And then a new thing will pop up that will be politicized. This is just political theater. How do you explain them remote? moving collection boxes off the streets in some states. What's the point of that? To limit the amount of pickup because they don't have the reason to go pick up these places and the same, I don't know.

So why did they stop it so fast then? But they just announced Sunday that they're going to stop the removing of the collection boxes because of recent customer concerns. Because of recent customer concerns. That's why they stopped it. But if it's a problem, like if it's really a problem, then you take the boxes away and you say, say, no, we have to do this for the greater good of the post office.

But if you can just stop that problem because people have concerns, like, yo, why y'all taking the collection boxes away? Because we all know the reason they're taking the collection. But what is the reason why they're taking them away? I think they're taking the boxes away because this is blatant voter suppression right in your fucking face. So Trump is trying to suppress the vote. And then Trump is also claiming that Democrats are trying to inflate the vote, potentially illegally, right?

He says he thinks that I was looking at, I don't know if it was CNN, our MSNBC, and they showed the statistics. And percentage-wise, for whatever reason, mail-in voting always benefits Democrats. But in person always benefits Republicans. Right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why that is, but that's what the study show.

And I don't remember the exact numbers. But it's far in a way, it was like 60 percent. to like 20% 30% mail-in ballots benefit Democrats in person benefits Republican. Right. And low voter turn out

always benefits Republicans. Right. So you live in a time right now where you have the coronavirus pandemic. A lot of people probably are going to be afraid to go to the polls in November. You have a lot of older people. That's the other thing too.

I think a lot of you younger folks, I'm glad we're on this. A lot of you younger folks need to volunteer to work at the polls this year. because usually when you go to these polls, who do you see working these polls? Old people, I think this is the year that a lot of younger folks should really get involved

and saying, you know what, I want to work the polls. Let grandma and granddaddy stay home. You know, let your old mom and your old mom stay home and you go out and work the polls this year. Because I don't think this is a coincidence. I would love to just say, yeah, you know, I'm not saying it's a coincidence.

instance. I 100% believe that it is being like politicized and I think Trump, again, this is me thinking, I don't fucking know. If he thinks that what is it called, mail in voting puts him at a disadvantage, he's going to do

everything to push back against it. I mean, listen, it's his fault because he admitted in that Fox News interview that he opposes at least part of the proposed emergency funding infusion for the post office. because he believes the uptick and mail-in ballots during the pandemic will favor Democrats.

Absolutely. That's voter suppression. 100%. I agree 100%. I guess what I'm trying to say is I am not shocked and I'm against voter suppression in any way, shape, or form. What I'm trying to say is I am not shocked that a politician is going to either suppress or allow a potentially harmful thing. to their campaign. So for example, just as Democrats are saying, hey, you can't possibly go to a polling station. It's dangerous. We shouldn't have live polling stations. We should only go home. And in the same

breath, they're also saying, but if you'd like to protest in groups, that's totally fine, go do that. And that doesn't spread corona in any way, shape, or form. The same, they say that in the same breath because they know if they said protesting was bad and could spread the illness, that they would get pushed back from their supporters. So what I'm saying is, Democrats aren't saying not to go to the polls. Democrats are just saying that due to the climate that we're in with coronavirus and the pandemic, if you don't feel comfortable going to the polls, then the mail-in ballot option should be able to happen and it shouldn't interfere with our election.

Completely reasonable. Completely reasonable. That being said, you haven't heard them criticize the spread of corona through any protests because they know that it would get pushed back from their supporters. Right? Not if. Not really. I mean, you've literally seen public accounts saying, hey, we are, you should not go to the gym, you should not do anything, you should not congregate outside, unless, of course, you are protesting and by all means do that. Now, I'm actually okay with that. I'm supportive that. Protesting is part of the American creed. It's part of like our ideals. You have the right to assemble. You have the right to protest. So I support it. I'm just saying, I'm not shocked that Trump is giving pushback against this. Just like I'm not shocked that any liberal politician is completely. okay with, you know, forming large groups, et cetera.

Yeah, but the sad part is what we've normalized with Donald Trump is crime. Like when he pardons people who have, you know, testified for him and lied and then gone to jail for it. He pardons him and nothing happens. And this is just another example of us really normalizing what's going to turn out to be dictatorship in a second. Don't think it can't happen in America. Right. I think we might be too crazy for dictatorship. Nah, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. I got to see, to be honest with you, I hate to throw it out there. Mm-hmm. Allegedly. Little pussy. Who, America? Little pussy.

You wild, bro. You're wild, bro. A little pussy, Cholts. You wild, bro. We'll fight each other. I don't think we're rebelling against no. government, bro. You see that? You, you forgetting who these motherfuckers are, bro.

These freedom fighters out here, man. I don't see it. You don't see it? What happened to do? They shot up while he was playing the baseball game. Americans are out there shooting. That senator or congressman. So you think, let's just, let's just say. Americans don't put it this way. If, if 6-9 was trolling America instead of rappers, he would have been gone out of here. So if Trump loses it knows. 6-9 knows exactly who he cannot troll. And that's crazy right-wing Americans. If Trump loses in November.

Mm-hmm. Right? Mm-hmm. Doesn't leave the White House. He out of here. Finesces some, tries to finesse some shit to stay in the White House, whatever, whatever. You think America's going to fight back? Depends how he loses.

Like, if he, for example, shows he has a bag of mail, fake mail-in ballots. And he goes, here are fake mail-in ballots. that have all bunch of names of dead people. And look how they finesse the system. And don't act like it hasn't been finessed before. Chris will tell you right now what happened with the mafia and JFK in Chicago, Chris. Tell them about that, Chris. Yeah, the JFK, Chicago and Illinois have a history of ballot stuffing.

But I think the difference is, and the ballot stuffing did favor the Democrats in those situations. It won JFK the election. Sure. He worked with the mob in Illinois, and he worked with people, I don't know if you call it the mob in West Virginia, but those were the two states that, you know, were most affected. You know, the difference, though, is ultimately, you know, the Democrats have always respected the election, the results of the election. If you go back to 2000 with Gore versus Bush, they went with it. They put the health of the country above the health of the party. Even with Trump, even with Trump versus Clinton, remember, Trump lost the popular vote. They didn't fight that. They took it. They took the L for the better.

There's nothing to fight there. This country is not decided by a popular vote. Let me ask you this. If the rolls of reverses, time around, if Biden wins the electoral college and Trump wins the, hold on one second, the popular vote. Popular vote. Do you think he's going to take that the same way that Clinton took it? Yes.

No, no. Wait, wait, wait. Not in a million years. Hell no. Not in a million years. Do I think that he will leave office? Donald J. I think he'll say things like I won a popular vote.

They didn't. But we have to understand this is a representative democracy and the electoral college is part of that. We got to stop acting like we don't know what the fuck that thing is every time it doesn't go in our favor. Donald Trump is not. By the way, Abraham Lincoln did not win the popular vote. Okay, he won the electoral college and thank the fuck God.

Andrew. everything that we're talking about right now we are going to get the opportunity to see I'm telling you right now I'm telling you right now we're going to get the opportunity to see because Donald Trump wants to be president for life Leonard has been telling you all this shit for a year

and some change I'll give you this I'll give you this 100% I'll talk about real quick and I watched the video with you in Akash talking about it God damn it so here's the thing what did we say what did we say I didn't watch the whole thing. I'm lying because I'm going to be honest with you.

I watched the first five minutes and I didn't get no credit so I turned it off. I'm be honest. That's just ego. That's all ego. I'm be honest with you. I didn't hear my name mentioned in the first five minutes. I didn't hear my boy say that crazy motherfucker Charlemagne has been saying this shit for a year

and some change. So I kind of clocked. I'm going to be honest. I got interested in something else. All right. That's fair enough. You gave us five minutes. It counts as a beat. Got he. So do I think Trump has that same, I don't even know how to describe it. Like the same patriotism, I guess it took the Democrats to go,

okay, we want to keep the country together. And that's more important than really dissecting this election and going, oh my God, they stole it from us. I don't think he has it. I think Trump is out there for himself. And I think he's 100%. That being said, you need to show voter fraud in order for him to have a leg to stand on. If there's, let's say, hypothetically speaking,

there is no voter fraud. He just loses the fair election. He's out of there. If he can prove voter fraud? Nah, bro. I think he tries to prove. Listen, what has he been able to prove thus far? Trump don't give a fuck.

When will we realize this? He don't give a fuck. That man is moving to the beat of his own drum. And he's looking at what Putin did? Putin. And he's looking at what's the president of your country name? Chris? Which one?

I got a couple of countries. China. I don't know how to pronounce. Xi Ping. Him. He's president for life. I'm telling you if you think for one second that Donald Trump

may not try to repeal the 22nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and stay president. You're out of your mind. Honestly, I don't think he wants to be president no more. I think he's tired of this shit. Yeah, but I think he's afraid he'll go to prison. If he's not.

That's fair. That's interesting. And low-key, I think they will throw his ass in prison immediately. You said! You told me on this podcast that you said they would never put a president in jail. Yo. You said that. Yo. Yo.

Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You even about your kid. Charlie. Charlie.

Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. I said on this very podcast that they would throw him in jail.

That's what I said. No. That's not what you said. You said the exact opposite. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Didn't I say.

Taylor. Didn't I say that? It's a goddamn lie. Charlotte. Charlotte, he really did say it, though. Oh, shut up. I said. You know, I said, I said, they are putting him in jail the second that he wins.

And then you said this. You said something like, you know, not all MAGA people are bad. Like, we need to give them a better chance. And they're like, we need to look at white women as the savior. White women can really save black men. And we need to look at how they can. Never happens. Our aid and our help.

You know, something about Michael Orr or whatever. All I'm telling y'all is he's not playing when he posts things on Instagram where he's saying he's staying until 2048, bro. Trump ain't going nowhere. I'm telling you. He's 80 years old. He can't be here to know 2048, bro. He just needs to ride it out until he dies. That's all?

Nah, bro. He's not spending his good golden years in prison. Exactly. You're not about the wine. Trump, Trump ain't spending his last days in jail. Right? He also thinks he can figure out a way to pass it off to one of his kids. I mean, that's also the strategy.

He doesn't care about his kids. I believe that 100%. I believe they're trying to create some legacy politicians. I believe that. And obviously that's been done by the, you know, the bushes. And I'm sure there's other people who've tried to do that as well. But yeah, definitely trying to do that. That's what happens when motherfuckers want power.

They want to keep that shit. That's all it is, bro. Man, Chos, you hit it on the head. It's fucking power. Everybody wants power. Like nobody wants to do what's right. They want power. They want power.

And low key, that's why, if you want to bring it to a different thing, it's like, that's why, like, Hollywood and all these other structures, you could talk about corporate America, all these other places, they preach diversity, but there's no diversity in the corporate offices. There's no diversity on the executive boards. They don't care about diversity. They just want to hold the power between them and their friends. And they want to give the little token diversity things like, oh, here's an athlete of a

different color. Oh, here's a lead actor of a different color. The shit that they can interchange with a different movie or shit they can interchange with a different campaign, a different sneaker or whatever, they give to diversity. But the shit that stays and consolidates the power, very rarely will they do that ever.

Same thing with politics. Everybody wants to just keep it to their little club. Everybody wants the power, yo. I mean, listen, in both sides. Democrats, and Republicans, both want power. The only thing that you can ever hope for when somebody has power is that they have some fucking empathy. Yes.

Like literally, that's it. Like, that's the, you know, By the way, my people, everybody listening, the bare minimum you want from anybody that has power is that they have some empathy and they look out for the little motherfucker. That's really it. Nothing more than nothing less.

Did we ever do Asking Idiot? What the fuck happened? Oh, Taylor derailed us with the USPS question. Let's do some Asking Idiots, Taylor. Give us three real quick. Speaking on Trump. Well, actually, I don't want to talk about Trump anymore. So, Marky underscore Galley,

wants to know what was your most embarrassing moment in public and how did you move past it? My most embarrassing moment in public? And how did I move past it? God. I don't know. Man, I've had a lot of embarrassing moments. I don't know.

Charlotte, what you got? Um, I don't know if I have any embarrassing public moments because I've kind of fixed my brain not to be ashamed. of certain things that happen publicly. I guess even when you know, when you are a public figure, like, you know, you're getting talked about all the time. And some of your, that's what, that's one.

And I think I've said this before. I don't know if I said this here in one of my books, but that's one of the reasons I don't edit things out of interviews. Like when, when, when Master Pete checks me in an interview, or Fredrell Star Wiles out, or Beanie Siegel calls me pussy. Like, none of that stuff is live. I could edit all that out

but I don't care could I take the good with the bad and by the way I don't believe in so-called good or bad it's just all part of the process so those things that I guess would be embarrassing to other people I don't give a fuck about

call be pussy I don't care I've survived and I'm still surviving and I'm happy to be here at 42 years old being being pussy has kept me alive you know what I'm saying

when I was and pretending to be hard, that's when I had all those brushes with death in the street, you know what I mean? So I don't care. Even like even when they punched me in the back of the head in front of the radio station

and I took off running, like that would be super embarrassing for a lot of people. You know what I'm saying? For me, I ain't give a fuck. I don't suffer from no digital depression. Digital depression is what I call when some shit like that happens to you,

when you get your ass kicked on camera and the whole world sees it, especially imagine, it's one thing when you get, could we watch videos of people getting beat up all the time? Right. We don't even know those people.

Imagine when somebody you know that shit happens to you. It's just like, yo, I keep it the fuck moving. Like, every night and then motherfuckers are yell out, can I get a drop?

Or send me some shit on Twitter. Like, I'm gonna give a fuck. My life is great. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know when, embarrassed,

I don't know when I really don't. I'm not even saying that. I don't know when the last time I've been embarrassed publicly. I really don't. Am I in the private moment? when I've done things that I'm embarrassed by, you know, those things. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I hold myself accountable more

than anybody else. Hmm. You know what I'm saying? Like, people can say things to me and I'll brush it off, but, you know, it's those things you keep telling yourself over and over that, that, that, that really fuck with you. So I don't, yeah, publicly, I don't know anything that, um, that's embarrassed me. Hmm.

What else is that? Okay. Um, at Still Gammy wants to know, if you two could switch lives for a day, what would be something you want to do in each other's lives that you couldn't do in your own? I'd like to, yeah, I like to drink water by the bucket or whatever it is that he drinks. That'd be really cool. I don't have to, I don't get to do that normally is just, you know, take a barrel to my head full of water. So that's what I would like to do is you, Charlemagne. For me, it probably be stand up and it would probably be, I would probably be, I would,

definitely go to a doctor to see what the fuck is wrong on my bowels because Andrew takes a lot of shit. A lot, a lot, a lot of shit. So I would have to see what the fuck is wrong with my bowels and I would get a wax. Get a wax. You always talk about how hair your asshole is. Oh, I thought you meant like you'd still get wax. You get like a white version of wax. I get that.

I get them cheeks. I get them cheeks wax, baby. Fair enough. That shit feels great. Andrew get back in his body, he have a nice smooth butt. He went to where all that hair went. Why, he said it like that. The last one.

Next question. The Kodak, Chris, wants to know, what's one weird habit you've picked up or noticed that you have since you've been stuck in the house? Ooh, that's a good one. Charlotte, what you got, man? You've been in the house more than me? You said bad habit or just happened in June? It's a weird habit that you've done since you were stuck in a house.

Oh, tree hugging. Walking around the backyard barefoot tree hugging, baby. I mean, I'm not going to call that weird, but that is definitely... You do that how many times a week? A lot. I'm doing it as soon as I get the fuck off this goddamn Zoom. And when people come to my house, I'm like, yo, go hug the tree, yep. It's just one tree.

And all of them do it. My home girl, Tiffany Williams, over here the other day, she did it. And you got to get barefoot. When you get barefoot, you put your feet in the ground, and you get that grounding, and you put your heads on that tree, and you just say a prayer, I promise you, it just, I don't know,

the energy of it just shifts something in you, man. I have heard that about being barefoot. I have heard that. I have heard that about being barefoot. Like, there's something about being barefoot and, like connecting with baseball. Y'all don't wear no shoes at Burning Man. Why you think y'all got such a connection at Burning Man?

We got to wear the boots, bro. You have to wear boots? You don't have to do anything there, but, I mean, you're going to be filthy, it's going to be sand everywhere. You got to throw some boots home, bro. Yo, I promise you, when they open that shit back up

and go to Burning Man, walk around that sand with no shoes on. It's the earth. Like it's a connection to the earth. It's like you're rooting yourself into the ground. Like it gives you a feeling of wholeness. I have heard that. I have heard that.

No bullshit. The problem with us as human beings. What did you say, Alex? They said not to be barefoot, especially out there. Something in that sand, it like dries out your foot in a way where it can start like cracking your skin. Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

One problem that we have is humans. We don't realize that we're. already whole because we're connected to everything. We have to stop looking at ourselves as individuals and start looking at ourselves as something that's connected to this whole broader universe. When you look at a tree, you should see yourself. When you look up in the sky, you should see yourself. When you look at the sun, the moon, you should see yourself because you are a part of that.

Human beings are a part of that. It's like every animal you see, every bug, everything is part of this universe. It's part of this ecosystem. We're all connected as one. And man, when you take your motherfucking shoes off and, you know, walk around in some goddamn grass and put your hands on some trees, you really feel a different type of fucking energy. Do it.

Just check for text when you're done. Shout to Chris, man. All right, y'all. Shout to MC Lyme. Okay. M.C. Lyme out of this motherfucker. All right. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart.

You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast.

Thank you for listening. Peace.