The Brilliant Idiots - Full Moon
Episode Date: November 26, 2021The Brilliant Idiots are back to give their unpopular opinion on trending topics such as Will Smith’s new book “Will” which Schulz was not that fond of let’s just say. Also, they address Tay...lor’s infamous picture with Brandy and Kobe..ALLEGEDLY !! They also find out T-Diddy is not the person to go to if you have a math problem! During the episode they also discuss the meaning of Thanksgiving or the non history of it at least. Next they end the show with some interesting Ask an Idiot! Tune in. Get Your tickets to Wax's, "Bully and the Beast" Live Show Go to eventbrite.com and search Bully and The Beast Live Show Tha Gods Honest Truth merch www.cthashow.myshopify.com Head Over to www.theandrewschulz.com for Andrews latest tour info. Head to www.blackeffect.com to check all the podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Wax is here.
You.
He's been on that COVID diet.
You can tell he lost some weight.
Yeah, I did.
but I'm, you know what I'm saying?
I'm still money, though.
I mean, you can't, don't count me out.
How much you lost?
I can look at your face and I can tell you lost weight.
Yeah, man, just, not too much, though.
I'll be telling anybody 40-something pounds,
but I really just lost it in my stomach
because I was shit and it's like two days,
really shit crazy.
And my lower back was hurting a little bit,
so I can't really work out like that.
Other than that, I've been good.
My symptoms and everything was, like, really mild,
and I didn't get, like, all fucked up in anything.
I guess that coven shot really works.
What the fuck is the covene shot?
What did anybody begin?
That vaccine coveen?
What?
That's not what it's called?
What is it called?
This is called the COVID vaccine.
Oh, coveen.
I thought it was a coveen shot.
So listen, you had diarrhea and lower back pain?
Yeah, diarrhea, lower back pain, like more of soreness.
It was like I did a leg day and I did that back day for like, you know, too long that day.
My back was a little sore.
But other than that, I've been chilling.
Now I'm saying?
Nothing crazy.
My breathing is good.
Thank God.
I know that put a lot of people down.
One of my dudes I just found out he was in the hospital for three months,
and he's on a breathing machine right now for 24 hours, and he got diabetes off of you.
A respirator.
He ain't get diabetes from COVID.
Yeah, he probably had diabetes already, and then that made it so bad.
He didn't get diabetes from COVID, bro.
Oh, he said he didn't have diabetes.
And he said after all this happening, now he got diabetes and anything.
I was like,
he sounded me like he ain't
never been to a doctor
until he got COVID.
And when he went to the doctor,
the doctor let him know
everything that he's been ducking.
That's what that sounds like to me.
So how long for you not to be
to have to go to the doctor
for you to know you ducking something?
I mean, a lot of people
don't go to the doctor, man,
especially men.
And then when they go,
they got all types of stuff
going on with their body.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, listen,
men go get their car service
more than they go get their body service.
That's facts.
That's fact.
My leg has been hurting for much.
And listen, I've been going to the doctor for everything but my leg.
I ain't talking about this.
Like tell me some bullshit.
No, I'm serious, man.
I don't know if I pulled something.
I had to have pulled something, yo.
Because it just be hurting in like the hamstring area.
I'm like, man, what the hell did I tell something?
But it's just like, I haven't been to the doctor for it, but I've been to the doctor for other shit.
It just feels crazy.
I'm trying to see what's wrong with me.
What's wrong with me?
I got to go to the doctor for.
I guess, oh, my tooth.
My tooth, I should have been with her dentist for a long time, bro.
Wear it up.
Come on, man.
You had that root canile for months, for years, bro.
No, that's not.
You did.
You had that root cano.
Remember when that girl told you that shit outside of B.B. King's that time?
Listen, I'm going to tell you this right now.
There's a lot of things in life I never would tell Charlotte that I know.
Because people love me too.
They love me too.
They were like, I'm going to tell you this.
Charlotte told me to do this.
Just act like, you know what I'm saying?
That's a lie.
Listen, Charlotte tells all these people to try to this.
I'll tell me.
You don't think they tell me, yo?
She was in the car, and she was like, look, man, I love wax, man, but his breath.
I said, what you mean?
What you mean?
I said, what you mean?
She was like, his breath is humming.
I said, yo, you got to tell him.
I said, what kind of sister would you be if you didn't know?
And I sat there and watched her lovingly walk up the wax, whisper in his ear.
And wax is nodded his head, like, no doubt.
Then he went into the corner store, got some mouthwash.
Like you spoke to, you know what I'm saying?
And somebody tell your underarms stick, you all walk around me.
Fuck that.
Okay, I'm a stick and stick out there.
Go get some fucking deodorant, nigga.
Oh, man.
Fix the problem.
Listen, how was y'all weak otherwise, though?
Okay.
I don't know.
Kind of hurt me because I can't see my son.
It's like I'm really locked up.
You know what I'm saying?
My son is like, he sees me, he want to run to me coming in.
I can't even see it.
I can't do nothing.
You should be done now, all right?
Yeah, they just came at 10.30, so it takes four hours for me to know about my tests,
and most likely I will be negative, so.
Okay.
What about you, Shult?
I'm just fucking tired.
Same.
You know what's so crazy?
I was, I was getting great rest.
I been getting great rest.
I've been catching up on shit.
I watched Shang Chi.
I ain't seen Shang Chi.
I've been reading Will Smith's book.
Yeah, what do you think about that?
What do you think about Will Smith?
the...
I'm only on chapter 13.
It's a long book.
I can't remember exactly how many chapters are in it.
But I'm like halfway through.
Yeah.
It is absolutely one of the most fascinating,
riveting memoirs I've ever read in my life.
Do you believe that thing about it?
He would throw up every time he orgasm
because he was fucking so many girls.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Because when you read it in context,
instead of the goddamn Internet's version to the Internet.
The Internet version sounds like cap,
bro.
The internet version is some bullshit because it is.
I read the headline.
I'm like, none of these motherfuckers have read the book.
All right, go.
So tell me what happened.
Please tell me it's different than every time he nutted he threw up because he was
fucking so many girls.
No.
That's what he said.
The internet is saying, yo, every time he nutted, he had to throw up because he was
fucking so many girls that he started to have an adverse reaction to it.
Boo-hoo.
Will Smith grew up watching his mom be a victim of domestic violence.
Okay.
Right?
So being that he grew up watching his mom being a domestic violence,
the whole book is literally about Will Smith being a coward.
And him coming to the realization early in his life that he was a coward.
So he created, you know, these characters,
like the character of Will Smith and the rapper
and wanting to be the jokester and everything else
to protect people from knowing he was a coward, right?
And so he watched his mom get beat up, you know, throughout her life,
was really one bad time in general that is,
pops put hands on her. And so he always just wanted a family. Like he always wanted to have a healthy
family structure. So literally the women that he would involve himself with, he was like,
I'm going to marry this woman. So his first, you know, girlfriend that he was super in love with,
you know, when he found out she cheated, he just started wild. Because he was a rapper. You know what I
mean? So he just started fucking everything. And so he said when he would fuck these women, he didn't
have no emotional attachment to him,
didn't care about him. So he was
doing the one thing that he always
said he didn't want to do to a woman, which
was hurt him. And he said that
would make him sick. Why would he hurt them?
They want a fucking famous rapper.
They got to fucking famous.
He helped them out. They used him.
Sure. But, you know,
in his mind, he felt like, you know,
he wanted something deeper.
You know, he wanted love. He wanted
an emotional connection. Some guys
are like that, though. Some guys, you know,
I don't get the attachment to how it's abusive.
These women saw a famous dude.
They're like, I would really like to have sex with a famous dude.
He saw a hot chick.
He's like, I like to have sex with a hot chick.
That's a barter.
And I think that's a very even exchange.
If not, maybe the women getting over on him.
Ain't that many Will Smiths.
There's a lot of hot chicks, bro.
Go on Instagram.
I don't disagree with you, but I mean, I get what he's saying too,
because it just didn't mean anything to him.
It was meaningless.
We all had meaningless sex.
Why is he think he's that different?
I don't remember nobody.
What's going on with this guy?
This guy's falling apart right in front of our eyes.
And then we're acting like this is some sort of growth.
This is not growth.
I think it's a very aware state to be in.
Imagine you nutted and then projectile vomited right afterwards.
Nobody would say this is something fucking wrong with you.
He didn't do that.
See, that's the internet.
I mean, if y'all want to do that for the jokes, go ahead.
Get them off.
The internet is fire, bro.
Yo, the internet is so much more fire.
Yeah, there was two headlines that I saw from the book.
I'm like, yo, ain't none of these motherfuckersers read the book.
There was another headline where it was like, Will Smith said he borrowed $10,000 from drug dealer to pay off taxes.
That's not even, you know, that's not even remotely what happened.
Smart Bucca owned like a million dollars in taxes.
What was $10,000 going to do?
That ain't going to do.
That's a fishing bill.
Like he literally borrowed $10,000.
You know, the book is actually really good.
I don't want to give too much away.
But just know, Will is from Philly.
He was running with some people he had no business running with.
Mm-hmm.
FBI was on all they at.
You know, wax, though, the same way FBI has come to me and said,
Oh, they're going to come.
Motherfucker, you need to watch these people you around.
Because I need to take his name.
That's it.
I want you to know who these people are.
That's happened to me.
Really?
So I, yes.
Stay out the way.
Stay out the way.
100%.
What happened?
What happened?
That's interesting.
Way more interesting than throwing up because of pussy.
The same thing happened to Will.
When you come from a certain environment, you know what I mean?
And you're used to people.
from a certain environment, you're a rapper.
So back then, the only people that could hang
with the rappers financially was
the drug dealers. You know what I mean?
So all the drug dealers used to hang
around Will, because Will was the man.
And Will House was the spot. All the women would be at
Will House. They pull up in their fly cars,
they'd be gambling, whatever, whatever. So when the
police was watching them, they was like,
you know, all of these guys are leaving your house.
And so they let Will know, like,
you better get the fuck away.
If you're involved in some bullshit, you ain't got
nothing, you don't got no business being involved in,
you're going to get caught up too.
Don't get caught up with no money laundering no bullshit.
That's right.
And so Will, at the time, Will that went broke.
Like, bro, this is after he won the Grammy and everything.
So it was in between his album where he won the Grammys and sold three million copies
and Fresh Prince, him getting the TV show.
So he was dead fucking broke.
So when the feds told him that, he was like, man, I got to get the fuck out of here.
I'm going to, I'm going to go to L.A.
So he went to his drug dealing homie and told his drug dealing homie,
what was happening.
And he was like,
yo, I need some money, man.
Got no cash.
And the dude gave him $10,000 on the spot.
That shit ain't got nothing to do with no goddamn task.
I'm like, yo, the internet is a motherfucker, yo.
Yeah.
And it's just wild when you,
it's like anything else,
when you actually know,
and you're reading some shit on the internet,
and you're like,
how do people get off on writing these headlines
and creating these whole stories?
It'd get me to click that better, though, before what you said?
Yeah, they're just punching it up a little bit.
Yeah, that's all.
What's the point?
It's a lie.
I mean, he still got people to listen to
look at the book, though.
What have you said to me all the time for the last decade?
Nobody cares about the truth.
Nobody cares about the truth when the lies more entertaining.
God damn it.
Ain't that some motherfucking shame?
It's really a shame, yo.
Because it's actually, his book is really incredible.
And it ain't even, sorry, go.
His book is really incredible.
And I'm only, I'm literally at what,
after he did six degrees of separation.
And so I'm only halfway to.
I'm not, I haven't even gotten a mega movie stuff.
star Will Smith yet.
Right, right, right.
This is just street,
street,
is he with Jada yet?
Yeah, he's with Jada.
He got with Jada.
He's with Jada.
He broke that whole shit down too.
Like, it's,
it's a really good book, man.
Like, I don't know who the hell's
going to play Will Smith
in the story about Will Smith's life,
but they're absolutely
going to turn this into a blockbuster film
one day.
I know, I know they hurting my feelings
what they're doing the Jada, man.
Like, Jesus Christ.
What you mean?
The Jada?
Yeah, because they got
memes out there with Jada been in the streets more and all this dumb ass shit.
I don't like that.
Still somebody mama, man.
I'm saying?
It's not really cool.
I doubt Jada cares.
Yeah.
I mean,
the kids might care,
though.
You know what I'm saying?
It's all about the kids.
They're nobody.
I don't care how it's stature I am.
The kids are fine.
I don't want my mom to be known for nothing like that.
They know.
I don't know what she's known for, though.
You don't think they know?
I mean, what they say in the streets is what she, they say she's known.
It's the internet.
I know.
that much. He got the number
one book in the country too. Hey, listen, I love
Will Smith. I grew up on Will Smith.
He was like a, he was a huge
influence on me. Like, comedically,
he was a hero. Like, I mean,
Independence Day, I'm like, this guy saved the world.
Like, he can do no wrong.
I just don't understand
this. And I guess this is what we do now.
I guess we like, you know, feel the need
to like transform in front of everybody.
And he's really
wanted to like share, I guess, this personal
journey or the whole family's fucking
doing it. I don't know. It's just weird. I see a lot of weird shit going on. We say, we say,
we feel the need. Bro, we've been watching him since he's a teenage and he's 53 now.
Yeah. We don't feel the need to transform in front of people. He did. But he's a lot of
oversharing, bro. Like, we were watching him play characters, right? We didn't need to see, like,
Will Smith turn into a butterfly. Like, we just wanted to see Wild Wild West or whatever like that.
But you know why? You know why he's oversharing? Because that's what motherfuckers do now? Because
is monetizable. You can make a lot of money
doing it. The movies ain't paying the same. So
you're going to share a reality show and make
some money? No. He's oversharing because he
wrote a fucking book! I wonder why
he did that. I wonder what the purpose of writing the book was.
Because that's what you do when you're 53
years old and you live the life that he's lived.
Definitely not
not trying to monetize a book at all?
Y'all sound like some haters who haven't achieved enough in life.
Is he selling the book by any chance? You know what that is?
It's just like sitting down and talking.
instead of standing up and talking, writing a book.
Exactly.
So let me ask you question.
You're not on TikTok.
If you're on TikTok, if you're on TikTok, you know what I'm talking about.
If you go on TikTok, TikTok, is now just a fucking, like, trauma dump.
It's nonstop.
And maybe this is, that's not your TikTok.
What's your TikTok?
What's you listen to?
Yeah, that's your algorithm.
My shit used to be funny and now TikTok thinks I like this drama.
I'm like, get that shit out of here, bro.
Like, come on.
Let's have some fun again.
This shit is going to be so funny in 10 years when Andrew Schultz is doing everything.
thing he's saying he's knocking everybody for.
Hey,
guaranteed.
Hey,
not only guarantee you writing a book.
Whatever I hate on,
I'm going to do.
Just know that about me.
Whatever I hate on,
I'm going to do.
This has been my life trajectory.
Just understand this.
Listen,
not only guaranteed to write a book,
guaranteed to share all his emotions.
He's going to fill his guts.
I'm going to keep,
but here's the one thing that you cannot say about me.
I keep it a buck.
I am 100% honest about
my hypocrisy. So when I flip on it,
I go, yo, that was me. Yeah, I'm wrong.
I'm trying to make some money off this book. Let's go.
I think that what guys like Will Smith
are doing is great. And the reason
is great is because everybody's been pretending
for so motherfucking long. And all of
it is, yo, who's really
real? Me?
Even, even... I don't need a fake.
You don't even use your real name.
That's very... Exactly. No. But I'm
so real to myself as a reason
why I don't do it. You're lying. Andrew's
absolutely right. But can I tell you why?
Me not being the other person
saved me in a lot of ways.
You know what I'm saying?
What you mean?
You're not being a whole lot of ways.
What do you mean?
Me actually not telling people my name.
Me growing up in Jersey,
I grew up with a lot of Polish people
and Africans and Haitians.
They always are scammers.
You see what I'm saying?
So they were scamming everybody name.
If I know you name your social security number,
oh, I got your whole fucking life.
So you created a character to protect yourself.
Just protect myself.
I don't know why that's so hard.
I'm a few.
Why would they get your social security number?
What?
Why would they just get that?
Like you can just use your regular name.
You can just use your name.
You don't have to use your social security number.
Why would they get that from you?
Because you know what they do?
They got a little thing.
They could go right next to your wallet like this.
Boop.
They put it right to your phone.
Wax, you grew up in the 80s.
There's no fucking thing to the wallet.
We didn't even have cell phone.
But back in the day, that's what I'm saying?
Oh, what's going on here?
And they got your whole identity, bro.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people I know in Jersey do not tell them.
people their real name. I was with my dude
cutty the other day and he came to the show
and he, and they say his real name
and me and him bust out laugh, he was like, yo, bro, chill, chill,
chill, chill. And I felt the same way. He's like,
yo, wax, what's your name? And like,
you're trying to fight me? You know what I'm saying?
We just don't do that type of shit. The fuck you
didn't know my name for. Listen, everybody creates
characters to protect themselves. I don't know
why we sit around and lie about it. And
motherfuckers that are watching us right now
on YouTube, and
they tweeting and SoundCloud, Reddit,
y'all definitely have created characters to protect yourself.
We don't even know your face.
We don't know what your face look like.
We don't know your real name.
All we know is your at.
Remember Hungry Howie?
Hungry Howie.
We knew who Hungry Howie was.
We know Hungry Howie.
But Hungry Howie didn't want nobody to know who he was
because Hungry Howie was popping that shit about people.
That's right.
Hungry Howie didn't want to put a name on that motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
If you mean it, put a name on it,
God damn it.
I don't know.
I don't think there's anything
really wrong with
having different characters
or different aspects of your personality.
Like,
we're different with our parents
than we are with our friends
than we are at work.
And I think that that's just,
that is what a social human being
does to survive.
Will Smith is an incredibly privileged situation
where he has an abundance of wealth
so he can start to discover
like who he really is.
And then he can act in that way
at all times because he doesn't have to worry
about getting fired from his job.
He doesn't have to worry
about embarrassing himself in public,
because even if he does, he's still so rich he could do it.
But the average person, the average Joe,
he got to be one guy at work, one guy at home,
one guy at church, one guy at the synagogue, one guy at the mosque,
and that's just what it is to be human.
I don't know if that's switching, I don't know if that's switching characters, though.
I think that's just like, yeah, yeah, different things require different things.
Like, I don't think that you could still be the same person.
How is that not what I just said?
Because if I'm sitting here at the Brewery and Nidious podcast,
yeah.
If I'm sitting in the church, I'm not going to act the same way.
That's my point.
But my point is, like, but I don't know if that's character, though.
Okay, we can change the word.
We could change the word character.
I think it's behavior, maybe.
Yeah, we behave differently in different settings, right?
We use different vocabulary in different settings.
We even share different opinions in different settings.
And I think that those are all aspects of ourselves.
Like, when I'm around my parents, that's me.
It's just a different version of me than when I'm around my girl.
or when I'm around the homies.
So it's like, you're just allowed to be diverse
in who you are as a human being.
It's very hard to front in front of your parents, though,
because they know you.
My mom had never heard me curse.
She don't know I smoked weed.
And she ain't never call you wax.
Ain't never call you wax in your life.
If somebody came by and asked for wax,
you know what they're talking about in anything.
But she ain't never called you that.
That woman used to wipe your ass.
That woman carried you for nine months.
You couldn't front in front of your parents if you tried.
I don't.
But when I'm in church,
yo, you ever came home high
and, like, you thought you was good.
You got the vizine,
you smell good and everything.
And your mom just looking at you,
your mom and dad just looking at you,
like, what's wrong with you, boy?
Nothing.
Like, they just know something wrong.
I won't go around them.
I try to avoid my parents for years all the time.
Even when you're not high, just your emotions.
If you're just feeling bad, sad, angry,
your parents see right through you, man.
Are you worried about your kid doing,
drugs, your oldest, Charla?
Am I worried? Yeah, like trying weed
or trying these types of things?
It's not a worry, but
I mean, yes, I mean, it's always something in the back
of your mind. It's something that you, you know,
always tell your kids stay away from.
You know what I mean? Especially nowadays.
I saw some shit yesterday. They got finting all in the
goddamn weed. That was terrified.
You ain't getting the who's wax. You're really bugging.
That was terrifying. I guaranteeing got it.
Yo, there's part of me that's like,
you know, me, I could be on my conspiracy shit a little
bit, but like, there's part of me. I'm like, who benefits the most from this fentanyl in all the
street drugs? Something ain't right. This shit came out of nowhere, bro. Well, who benefits the most?
I think it's big pharma, right? Because if I'm not fuck with any of the street drugs, I'm going to get all
my weed from the professional weed dispensaries. I'm not going to fuck with Molly or any of that other stuff.
I'm going to find the best, you know, synthetic version of it. And then I'm just going to do that.
So it's like, if the only drugs I could actually trust are the ones prescribed, then I'll just
go with those drugs.
If I get anything on the street,
it might have fucking fentanyl in it.
I wonder if they're the ones
that are lacing the street shit
so that we stop using the street shit.
I don't know.
Times is changed.
I see it going that way.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit, look at me.
Look, I mean, dispensaries I'm in already.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's definitely, definitely going that way.
I definitely sell a whole lot less drugs in the street now
than I did back of the day.
So basically you're saying that you think...
None.
You mean you sell no drugs in the streets.
You sell no drugs in the streets.
That's what you meant by a lot less.
You mean you sell none.
Zero.
Yeah, zero, good.
Which is a lot less.
It is a lot less.
Technically, that is right.
A whole lot less.
That is a whole lot less.
We just want to clarify
so that you're not snitching on yourself.
Nah, no, no, no.
I mean, I'll be full to do something.
I ain't got no time to even be on the street.
The fuck I would be in the street to do it.
What?
Pitching be hand in the hand in some shit.
That's stupid.
You'd be so dumb.
Go to this.
That'd be the dumbest shit in the world.
That'd be the stupidest shit in the world.
Then I got to put out a press release distance in myself.
He ain't a bike out of Utah
Shit stupid as hell
Who's wax and dispensaries in LA
Your nearest one
By the way, that's a great plot though
That is a great plot
Like, you know
contaminate all the street drugs
You know what I mean
So now everybody got to come back
And make sure they hit the dispensaries
For the weed
I don't know what they would do for Coke
But I guess for pharma
Yeah, you're right
But it's cocaine
It's really in the cocaine more than anything, right?
That's where it's like
killing people, but still, like, people are going to find a way to recreate the effects of cocaine.
You know what I mean?
You're going to pop Adderall or some shit.
That's a little bit different, but...
That's all that's all Adderall is.
Cocaine crushed up.
They're going to find some...
They're going to find the ways.
I'm just saying, I wouldn't put anything by Big Pharma.
Like, these are the same people that got Americans addicted to, like, what was that drug called
oxy cotton?
Oxy Cotton.
There's another one that...
Crack.
Perkins said, like, all these shit, like...
X.
Yeah, like, so they're doing...
whatever that sells the most drugs.
Like they're in the business of selling drugs, right?
They're no different than anybody else.
Only their product is highly addictive.
It makes you feel fucking amazing.
So if you think the McDonald's is out there slang and hamburgers, then shit.
Why wouldn't Big Farm would be out there selling legal weed now?
Man.
Why not?
It's like, look how they got us to get on the cocaine and the pills and shit like that,
doing accidents or something happened to you.
They ain't really got to give you those type of pills.
True, man.
One of my boys tell me that right now, he's my age.
he's dicking blood pressure medicine.
And as soon as he said he's trying to get off,
his blood pressure starts going crazy.
Now he's stuck on that shit for the rest of his life.
Yeah.
That shit ain't cool.
Yeah.
I mean,
that's the best version of the drug, isn't it?
The one that you got to take.
The one you can what?
The one you have to take?
I mean, what an amazing idea.
Shit.
You don't even got to sell the product no more.
Like, usually you got to keep on doing commercials for cars, right?
Like, if you sell fucking cars of your Ford,
every year you've got to have a new commercial where there's fire
and the cars going up a spiral in the middle of the,
desert to trick motherfuckers and get a new truck.
But with drugs, you just need them to get addicted.
You don't need to send a billboard anywhere.
You don't need a commercial.
You need nothing.
Your body is going to do all the marketing that you need.
And I mean, listen, it's not act like, you know, rappers don't do a great job at the
marketing of it, too.
Molly Perkinson.
Molly Perkinson.
Molly Perkinson.
That shit was slapping.
Molly Perkissette.
If I'm Big Pharma, I'm paying these rappers.
I'm going to say, yo, talk about Xanax in this song.
Long, 50,000.
Done.
Shit, they didn't have to.
Should Future did that phone?
Yeah, that's true.
He gave a lot of promotion down.
I'm surprised Future should have did a commercial called The Future of Big Pharma and show where the world is going.
That shit is nuts.
But it's only a matter of time.
I mean, farmer would have to embrace weed, right?
Because weed is considered medicine now.
Yes.
People are getting diagnosed prescriptions of marijuana.
So that is, that would be considered Big Farmer now, right?
Crazy how times change, man.
Crazy how times change.
Man, it ain't no fucking point to have a 100 milligrams of a goddamn weed, man.
You got to know what you have.
Like, wax, wax right now.
Hold on a second.
Hold on one second.
Well, one second.
What the fuck did you just say?
A hundred milligrams of weed, man.
You never seen that?
You know what a hundred milligrams is?
That's what I'm trying to do.
tell you. What do you mean? You're saying it's too, uh, it's too dense. In other words, it's too much
weed inside like an edible. Yes. Oh, I, because 100 milligrams of weed is just 100
milligrams of weed. You didn't say edible. So we were, I didn't know what the fuck you were
talking about. I was like, well, that's a lot, bro. Yeah, man, these edible to be having like 100
milligrams and I'm like, what the fuck are doing that? Probably the whole pack, Charlemagne.
No, man, 50 per serving, 100 per serving. That's human beings, bro. That's what we do, man. It's like,
Remember when protein bars
It's so true
Remember when protein bars
Had five grams of protein in them
shits when we were young
And now you go to the store
40 grams of proteins
Your whole days were the protein
The bar hasn't changed sizes yet
Like what is wrong with us yo
When is enough enough
Like the titty's keep getting bigger
The asses keep getting bigger
The lips keep getting bigger
It's like how do I put as much as I can
In the smallest thing
Something's going on with human beings bro
No it's America
That's you go back
to the, even what's those meals?
Five dollars from Burger King
can get you nuggets, a burger, a milkshake,
a apple pie, a pizza.
Like, go on.
And a toy.
How much was those toys?
Man, ain't that much food in the world, bro,
that I can just give this shit away for five fucking dollars.
I'm telling, I got some shit upstairs right now
that my man, uh, salute to my man, Jetty bought me from Maryland.
This shit is 50 milligrams.
and I'd be having to cut it in force
and take a piece.
Man, I didn't know no better
the first time he gave me that shit
during the pandemic.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
I didn't run his towel.
You know what 50 milligrams is?
I'm like, man, that shit feels like
I can only imagine that is what being on Crackfield
like, yo, a heroin, a fucking Coke.
Like, I was up.
Like body tingling all night long.
Can't stop doing something.
I got to do something.
Fuck that.
50 milligrams?
You're supposed to be selling that shit in those store.
You know what's interesting?
The weed is going to be worse for you now that it's corporate.
It's GMO.
Exactly.
It's like because think about everything.
It's like when McDonald's was just a mom and pop shop, it was probably good for you or not good for you, but it was just hamburgers, bro.
It was hamburgers cheese.
That's it.
Now the McDonald's is crazy, right?
You don't even know.
it's real food, right?
Anytime...
That's why, like, the whole food spots,
you know what I'm saying?
They're sole food spots in the hood.
Them the good shits.
Yeah, even if they're fattening.
They're fat, but they're probably better for you,
ingredients-wise, than fast food.
Yeah.
So it's just like,
anytime corporate interest gets involved in anything
is going to water it down.
I mean, that's not just food,
is literally anything.
Water down.
First thing they do is chicken.
Yeah.
Are you always knowing they go corporate
because their chicken chains just like this?
Anytime you got to create something in mass, it's going to be fucked up.
Yeah.
If you got to create a lot of something fast, it's going to be fucked up.
That's why I love going to the islands because when you go to the island,
if they don't got it, you ain't getting it.
Oh, bro.
As simple as that.
I've never waited longer for anything in my life than a basket of chicken tenders
when I was with little Duval in the Bahamas, bro.
We ordered one basket of chicken tenders, bro.
and we were there for minimum 50 minutes
waiting on some chicken tent.
They had to catch the chicken.
They had to catch that motherfucker, kill it.
You know what I mean?
Pluck the flethers.
Fry it up and get the tender parts out.
It was unbelievable, bro.
It was delicious, though.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
It was amazing.
But 50 minutes for some chicken tenders, bro?
But that's why they have, you know,
like you go to certain islands.
Like, I love going to Angula, because when you go to Angula, you know,
if we go to certain spots like Sandy Island, you know, they get in the lobster and shit right out the ocean.
Yeah, right there.
But in the meantime, enjoy some music and drink some rum punch.
Forget you drunk.
That's right.
Forget you hungry.
Let's get to some shits, man.
What did we think about the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict?
I mean, like, I don't know.
There's just so many things about this thing.
Like, if you actually look it up, like, again, what the internet tells you,
you and what actually happens are very different.
If you actually look it up, it was the right decision.
That doesn't make this kid a fucking hero,
but it was the right decision based on what happens.
And I think that's the tricky thing with the story.
He could not be a hero and the court system got it right.
Those things can't happen.
I said it.
I don't know if I said it here.
If I said it on Breakfast Club,
I definitely know I said it on TV.
When I saw the weapons charge get dropped,
I was like, oh, he's not getting charged with nothing.
Do you know why I got dropped?
I don't know.
Because apparently he didn't cross state lines.
There's a lot of things I didn't even know.
Like, for one, his dad is from Kenosha.
So, like, it's not crazy that he would be in Kenosha.
And he didn't take the rifle from where he lives to Kenosha.
I guess his friend had the rifle in Kenosha.
So he didn't, like, cross state lines with a rifle or whatever people were telling us.
I guess his friend gave him the rifle.
And I guess it's okay if someone above 18 has the rifle to let someone who's under 18 hold it.
Like there's all these fucking rules.
Who care about the guy?
Yeah.
But no, he's still in, no, that was self-defense.
He's still in possession of a legal firearm, though.
Because, I mean, even if, like, somebody who has a legal weapon gives me a gun and I use it,
it's still me using an illegal firearm.
Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah.
So what was happening?
Whoa, whoa.
He was whooping his ass?
Is it you?
using an illegal firearm?
Is it just you use, it's illegal because
you have it? It's illegal
got you. You make it illegal.
Got you. Yeah. It's illegal because I have it.
It's illegal because I have it. And by the way,
they'll lock you up just for having it.
You don't even got to use it. Yeah, they'll lock you up just for
having a gun that's, you know,
not registered to you or whatever, whatever.
So when I saw that, when I saw the weapons charge get dropped,
I say he's not getting charged with nothing. Because
you know, every other aspect
of that situation, it was
self-defense. You know what I mean?
They was coming for him.
No, no, not only were they coming for him.
You know, they was coming for him. He pointed the gun. He told him back away.
They didn't back away. They jumped on him.
One guy beat him with a skateboard.
The other guy actually had a pistol.
The other guy shot once in the air and pointed the pistol at him and admitted in the
court, like, yeah. Like this is a no-brainer.
People didn't know this. I never knew this.
Yeah, the guy, one of the guys he shot that survived, the one guy he shot that survived, the one
guy he shot that survived actually had a gun. Put it this way. If Kyle Rittenhouse was black and there were
three white people that were approaching him in this same way and he shot them in self-defense,
we would be rooting for that black kid. You just have a white kid who's going to a Black Lives Matter
parade to, not parade, March, to go to Black Lives Matter March and he's going there with a gun.
So it looks like he's going there to start trouble, right?
So we're like, all right, fuck this guy no matter what happened.
But switch his race out with anything else.
We are 100% supportive of that person.
And once the information came out, you would do the same thing he did in that situation.
You got an AR-15 and motherfuckers are coming at you.
What do you think they're going to do?
You're going to play.
Go.
And one of them had a gun.
Listen, Kyle Rittenhouse said something that I absolutely agree with.
Self-defense is not a crime.
Yeah.
as a person who is a proud, you know,
2A all day, you know what I'm saying?
I agree with him.
And, you know, I wish that,
and I say it all the time, you know,
owning an illegal firearm in this country,
a legal firearm,
especially when you're a black person
as a form of self-care.
And, you know, hey, it's better,
it's better to get called with it
than get called without it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a lot of different situations.
I wish somebody had a fire arm
to protect him.
they self. You know what I mean? I was Trayvon Martin had a fire on to protect this up. I wish
Amarbray had a firearm to protect this up. I wish more people at the Capitol. Let that
thing go when they were raiding the Capitol. I wish Young Dolph did. I wish Nipsey did. Like so,
you know, I'm never going to be that guy. You know what I'm saying? Like, and to your point,
Andrew, yeah, there's a lot of it. There's a lot of nuance that goes into it because it's like,
you know, you took this firearm to this Black Lives Matter rally. Why? Why?
Why are you putting your nose in this business?
Well, you clearly worried.
You know why.
Why?
I don't.
I really don't.
And who knows if this is actually true, but like the place that he was protecting, the
used car lot, and this could be bullshit.
But allegedly they're saying that they asked him to come help and protect it.
Who fucking knows?
But like, there was a lot of shit going down.
And if you were one of these people, black, white, Asian, whatever it is, and you had
a storefront and you knew that the march was coming by your store, you would like
motherfuckers with guns to stand in front of your store too.
Uh-huh, you'd be grateful.
If it was his storefront or his family storefront, completely understand.
Other than that, who the fuck is paying you to protect these bills?
Nobody, but that's, that's charity work.
Yeah, man.
We got to, we got to stop acting like, we got to stop acting like motherfucking
storefronts.
We're getting, weren't getting vandalized.
Like, just in San Francisco the other day, they broke into the Louis Vuitton store a few people.
I'd be whaling right now.
And it's just like, I'm with you,
I'm not standing in front of no Louis store with no gun telling people get away from this Louis store.
100%. You aren't.
But if somebody wanted to, you think Louis would be upset?
They'd be like, by all means, please.
Nah, nah, I get it.
I get it.
Listen, I'm not, whatever Kyle was into, that's what he's into.
I mean, it's kind of weird, right?
Because it goes back into, you know, even what we talk about when we say people, you know,
want to disclose all this information about their self, right?
As they get older.
It's like, I don't not, whatever is going through people's minds is going through people's minds.
I have no idea why Kyle Rittenhouse at 17 years old felt like he wanted to go protect Bill.
Because he's a nerd.
He ain't get no pussy.
He's trying to attach himself to such a shit.
He's a little fucking loser, dog.
That's what it is.
Call of Duty that night, man.
Call of Duty wasn't enough.
It wasn't enough, bro.
But like, I don't know.
Once I found out one of the motherfuckers he's shot and killed was like a pedophile, like multiple times having sex with kids nine to 11 years old.
See, I don't even know.
I heard that too, but I don't know if that's true.
That's true.
That's fact.
Yikes.
That's fact.
What you got that from?
Okay?
You can look that shit up.
And then Mark Ruffalo on Twitter calling that motherfucker nicknames.
You guys were heroes.
Jojo, we called him something like that.
But you could look that shit up.
That motherfucker was book.
Matter of fact, I get you his name and everything.
I knew nothing about this.
Once I found that shit out, bro.
I don't like that, though.
That's justice.
Yeah, I don't like that, though.
Because that don't have nothing to do with this situation.
Yeah, it does.
If you're a pedophile, anything bad happens to you,
it's got something to do a situation.
Yeah.
A reason I don't like that does
because they do that to black people all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if it's like anybody,
anybody gets killed by the police.
Like, we don't even got to go that deep.
Look at the Omar Dabry situation this week.
The freaking attorneys in the courtroom
talking about he had dirty long toenails.
Like they just find anything.
Like when he was,
he's still out of the store.
Exactly.
Like, eh, that shit is whack.
He had a shoplifting.
Yeah, I don't like that.
He had 16 tickets he didn't pay.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
The reason why this is a story is because it's easy for the fucking, what are they called?
The news, the fucking news propaganda that we digest all the time to sell clicks.
And it's easy for Hollywood celebrities to look woke and supportive by tweeting about it.
This is why this is a new story.
And the same why that there's not a news story when that dude ran over a bunch of people in Waukesha.
Nobody fucking talking about that.
The dude literally just targeted people.
hit him with a fucking car
and people were already like finding ways
to make it seem like it wasn't his fault
they're like oh he was about to be attacked by a knife
and that's why he... Oh no, it was definitely his fault.
I saw that yesterday on the news.
Yeah, but it's not even a news story.
None of these fucking Hollywood celebrities
are tweeting about it.
Every Hollywood celebrity and their mother
had a fucking tweet about Kyle Ranhouse, right?
Because it was the right thing to say
and it gives you tons of woke points
and clout points and all these motherfucking news stories
that can run the article.
White Kid goes to Black Lives Matter
March with him.
the AR-15 is perfect for clicks
that gets everybody stirred up.
And then you got a situation
where a dude killed six people.
More people dead.
More total people dead.
All his fault.
Terroristic attack.
Like if that guy was Muslim,
we called a terror attack.
You know that.
Well, they said,
I don't know what this means,
but they said he was fleeing.
They have their language.
They said he was fleeing a knife incident.
They already found out that that was bullshit.
But this is what they do.
They run with all this stuff
to dismiss the facts.
What do you mean?
They found out it was BS.
They already found that was bull.
The knife narrative has been dismissed.
There's no fleeing a knife fight.
The guy was out there just trying to run people over and kill them, dude.
Really?
Yes.
But that's the thing.
It just doesn't fit the woke narrative so then you don't have all these fucking Hollywood celebrities
tweeting about it because they can't get any points.
Remember, these Hollywood celebs don't care about fucking justice.
They're sitting in their gay-ed communities.
Why was he running over people?
Like, was he mentally disturbed?
Like, what was the reason?
He was in and out of jail.
He just got out on a $1,000 bond.
and the motherfucker was disturbed, you know, like,
and he just wanted to kill some motherfucking innocent people.
I mean, it's mental illness.
You want to go really back to it.
Yes, it's mental illness, why he's there, of course.
But I'm just tired of these Hollywood motherfuckers,
and I'm tired of, like, news agencies, acting like they want fucking justice.
When all you want is ad revenue and all you want is fucking clout.
So shut your mouth.
Because when some real shit happens, you're silent.
Yeah, I think, honestly, man, it's just, it's hard.
not to become a part of the algorithm.
And we live in this era where, like, people don't really read anything past the headline.
Like, that's, that's, it's been proven that people don't read things past the headline.
That's me.
You know what I'm saying?
But that's what we do.
So it's just like, I don't need to read.
I listen to y'all.
Like, when you, like, even when you read the, when you read on the Kyle written house thing,
I didn't find out that one of the dudes pointed a gun at Kyle till this week.
And during the trial when the guy testified, I was like, oh, shit, I didn't know he had a gun.
I knew this whole shit was fucked in front of the guy.
He definitely should have got hit with the weapons charged, though.
And the mom should have got charged with dropping him off.
Like the mom, the mom knew what he was going to do?
Like, you're a mom.
What do he was going to do?
He was going to go stand in front of a business so people didn't destroy it.
That's not illegal.
That's not illegal.
Not doing that, bro.
What's legal?
If it was your mom or dad's business, would you be happy if strangers were standing in front of it to protect it?
Why are you having a son doing that?
But it wasn't her mom and dad.
It wasn't his mom and dad been.
I'm asking if it was yours.
Why can't we put ourselves in that person's shoes?
Why would you have your son doing that?
He's sick.
I'm not having my son do that.
He don't like him.
No, it might be something to be.
He's a nerd.
It might be, no, for real.
He doesn't like him.
You playing, it might be something too.
She don't like him, bro.
She was, hey, you should take the gun too.
You never know.
You're like, you take the gun.
She don't like that, motherfucker.
I didn't say that this kid is cool.
I didn't say he's likable.
I didn't say any of these things.
bro.
Like, think about all the kids
when you were in high school
that went to the fucking ROTC program.
It wasn't the quarterback on the football team.
It was some motherfucker that had some problems, bro.
It was a dork.
Yo, no, seriously, if I'm a parent
and my son comes to me and my son's like,
hey, man, mama, I need you to drop me off in Kenosha.
It's a Black Lives Matter rally going.
I'm about to take this gun out there
and go guard this building.
Maybe the mom was like my dad back in the day.
Man, let's kill him and get the thing.
insurance money.
Like, go ahead.
Go ahead, Kyle.
Doug, think about it.
They've been locked up for a year in quarantine.
She's tired of this little fucking nerd leaving his come-filled
underwear all over the floor.
Go, go, go.
Out the house, yo.
Out the house.
She probably wanted to go get some meat.
Yeah.
Come on.
Hey, man, it might be something to that.
It really, really might be something to that.
But I tell you what, man, I'm going to tell y'all this.
Y'all better go get y'all a gun.
And I'm talking about everybody.
I ain't talking about this.
I always say, you know, owning an illegal firearm.
as a black person
as a former self-care.
But if you don't own illegal firearm,
Schultz, you too,
you better go get you a gun.
Because this shit going down
out here.
I guess.
Just like Schultz just now said
with the Louis Vuitton,
they're hitting up a bunch of stores.
But they're also hitting up a lot of people.
You have a restaurant
with your wristwatch on.
That's right.
Chain on.
Get the fuck out the way.
Look, I don't want that to happen.
I don't want that to fucking happen.
And yeah, I hear you.
It's happening.
I know, I know.
I'm saying I don't want that to happen.
me and I don't know.
I guess.
It's happening shows.
I know.
I guess what I'm trying to say is like, I don't know.
I guess that you could put a target on public figures back.
And I just hope that, uh, I don't even think it's public figures though.
Honesty.
Anybody who got anything more than what they got.
You ain't anybody have a lot.
You just got to have more than what they got.
Man, just be honest with people, bro.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like on some level of people respect the honesty, man.
And the honesty will protect you.
And sometimes honesty is hard to digest.
but if you are being honest with people
and they know that you're being fucking truthful
and honest, in my experience in life,
those people get protected, man.
Those people, you know,
those people are around for a while.
And the motherfuckers are that lie constantly
because they want a little clout
or they lie because they're just trying to get some fucking views
or some shit like that.
Those are the first people to get jacked.
Yo, Shosh, what the fuck are you talking about?
Muhammad Ali can walk in any neighborhood.
he wants, bro.
Like, Muhammad Ali could walk safe
and not because he was nice
at fighting, you could have shot that dude.
But people knew he was honest.
He was willing to risk everything.
That motherfuckergoal, any neighbor he want for his life.
It don't matter how tough the neighborhood was.
We don't care who you are, bro.
Get out of the way.
Showed there was a large portion of people
who absolutely positively hated Muhammad Ali.
He could still walk in their neighborhood.
No, he could walk into his neighborhood
amongst his people.
But to a large swath of America,
He was a traitor.
They ain't doing shit.
He was a war ducker.
You know what I mean?
They didn't do nothing, Ali, but, hey, they did something to Martin Luther King, Jr.
They did something to Malcolm X.
They did something to Fred Hampton.
You think that there is good?
You think JFK is a good fighter as Muhammad Ali?
Andrew, none of them got, none of them died because of hand-to-hand combat.
I know, I know.
I'm obviously sure that everyone would have held their own.
Everyone would have held their own.
That's right.
Bite them finger.
nails, motherfucker.
All right?
You're thinking.
This shit is no joke out here.
I'm just telling everybody, man.
Please be safe.
I'm telling you,
it's two-way laws for a reason.
I believe in gun reform,
and you know, you don't want everybody
to have a gun because some people are just
crazy, like the guy you're talking about
with the car.
But he's a prime example.
If he really was dealing with some issues,
he was going to hurt somebody regardless
of what he had.
All he needed was the right weapon.
The car happened to be his weapon in this moment.
But, man, please protect yourself.
A car is a great weapon, bro.
A phenomenal weapon.
A car take you out.
Yeah.
Carl take you out.
I'm just saying what I'm talking about more is just like how we react to these things.
Like here's a guy who is,
sure, he's mentally ill.
But again, mental illness is not an excuse, right?
We know there's a lot of mental ill motherfuckers.
They could still be racist.
They could still be hateful, right?
100%.
So he did some crazy shit.
But because these fucking Hollywood celebrities can't get
no fucking retweets for talking about it, right?
They're silent.
They're absolutely silent.
I think because we don't know the motive yet.
All right.
Did we know the motive of Kyle Rittenhouse?
Day one, motherfuckers was talking about that shit.
They didn't wait for the facts.
They didn't wait for nothing.
Day one.
Fuck that little kid.
How dare he?
Da-da-da-da.
They didn't even know who he killed.
Everybody originally thought he killed black people.
That's why this shit was such a big deal.
I didn't even realize that until the trial started.
See?
Charlotte.
You know Charlotte told me because I'm supposed to say.
I ain't read that shit.
But by the way, I didn't assume.
I never really had an opinion on the Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
Because when I saw the video, that's so crazy.
It must have been, they must have been dirty and it must have been dark.
Because I don't remember seeing them.
I don't remember when the guy with the skateboard,
I don't even remember realizing he was white.
But even though you told me it was not three black people,
what I say?
I don't care it wasn't three black people.
It was just niggott went out there and killed three people
and was able to go out there and do that shit.
If I even had a gun, if I come out of the car with a gun,
I can have all the license.
in the fucking world
to see that I got had this gun.
They're gonna shoot me shit out of me.
It was self-defense.
People are so stupid, bro.
Like, some people are, like, on the right
are trying to relate this to the Ahmaud Arbery thing.
They're like, well, they were also trying
to defend themselves because he was coming at them.
And I'm like, I'm like, bro, they were
following him. You know how you
stop that from happening? You press
the break. Mind your fucking business.
Thank you. You just press the break.
And by the way, God, I should have minded this fucking
business, too.
Yes.
You ain't home.
You ain't home.
No porn to watch.
You've 17-year-old.
You ain't got no girl that's going to run it down your fucking droves, bro.
What's up?
No.
He ain't got no pussy, bro.
Shots, be honest.
If you heard somebody was tearing up the building where your studio at.
Yeah.
Are you going to get a gun and going to stand out there?
Are you calling the police?
No, I'm calling the police, but we know that the police don't interfere during the Black Lives Matter marches.
We saw that already.
They did when the whole fucking precinct got burned down in Minneapolis.
You remember that shit?
Many of that?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, you know.
Why are we acting like we don't know what was going on?
They took the whole target.
The shit was on fighting.
Black Live match protest that was peaceful.
That definitely was one incident.
I've seen police go crazy at Black Lives Matteras.
I've seen police actually take their car and bump the crowd.
I've seen police just kind of watch that shit happen.
We all seen both.
The point is I'm not saying that these people that were part of this
march and organized this march were even the ones that were doing destruction because oftentimes
what it is is people that come from out of state trying to catch a lick and people come from
different cities trying to like loot and take advantage it's not the organizers of the march those
people actually care about fucking justice that's why they're organizing a march right it's not
like hey let's organize a march and uh devise some way where we can sneak into the louis vaton store
and like and steals some shit that's not the idea so it's bad actors of course on both
parts that are always doing this. I don't want to put it on
the march itself or the organizers. I don't think that's
fair. But we do know that that's happening.
And we can't say police don't intervene in the marches. We've seen,
we've literally seen police beating the shit out of protesters.
Like, literally.
From New York.
They didn't intervene enough for people to not
fuck up businesses and loot.
Like, let's just keep it on a buck about this.
Like, let's not recreate history. We know what the fuck was going on.
Half of Soho was boarded up.
Y'all don't remember that?
There was fucking boards on all the windows for a reason, not because of how much the police were protecting the neighborhood, but because the police were basically told, yo, just walk along with it.
And if they throw some shit into a window, just kind of let it happen.
And it is what it is.
By the way, that's usually what happens during protest or large gatherings.
They don't make it okay.
No, it don't make it okay.
But it's just like, you know, they like to put it on like BLM as if BLM was doing that.
That's unfair.
I'm saying that's unfair.
That's not what BLM wants.
And that's not what the good people there that are marching for their rights want.
That's what these bad actors are doing to ruin that and tarnish it.
It's almost like you're using the struggle for black rights as a smoke screen
so you could break into the fucking Louis store.
Yeah, and a lot of it is Cointel Pro too.
Don't act like Cointel Pro don't exist.
They actually have agitators who go to these protests just to cause trouble.
Notice I didn't say that they were, I didn't say that they were black people necessarily.
Of course, they're black, they're white, everybody could do it.
But the bitch that was walking out the fucking store of the cheesecake.
That got nothing to do with civil rights.
I got nothing to do with equality.
Yeah.
Listen, I agree.
I agree.
But the moral of the story is go buy you a motherfucking gun.
You don't got one already.
Go buy you guns and be careful what they tell you to be passionate about.
Be careful what they tell you to be angry about because this shit is fake, dude.
This shit is all fucking fake.
I'm not going to say it's fake.
I just want people to always have all the information.
You know what I mean?
Because, I mean, to be honest,
Yeah.
I mean, like, if they could lie about us going to war in Iraq, you don't think that they could lie about something happening in the country?
Of course.
We never went to all the time.
It's what they do.
They do it all the time.
We never went to Iraq and foreign Iraq?
Yes, we did go to fight in Iraq.
But the reason we went there to fight was bullshit.
I mean, you got, you got people who say 9-11 was fake.
Yeah.
That's kind of nuts to say.
You know what I mean?
You know?
I don't think anybody says it was fake.
Like, we saw this shit happen.
Yeah, but I'm saying.
Like, it happened.
I mean, fake basically like inside job.
Inside job.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, yeah.
Who the fuck knows, bro?
Somebody knows, but they're probably dead.
Well?
Yeah.
The person who knows dead.
What's up with that?
They on Alex Jones' ass, huh?
Hell yeah.
Alex Jones, they, it's like everything Alex Jones ever said he's getting sued for at one time now.
Yeah, they're probably listening to subpoenaed.
He's getting subpoenaed for the insurrection.
Yeah.
He lost the Sandy Hook case, owed him a bunch of money.
Yep.
Like, God damn.
I know.
We got to get him on the pod before he gets locked up.
Man, you don't want to be involved in them lawsuits.
You better make sure.
You could lie about that.
What?
But, like, with his insurrection, though.
Insurrection is when, like, you want your penis goes out.
That's what I'm thinking.
It goes the other way.
It doesn't get out.
It goes in.
Yeah.
It's when you get hard, but inside your body.
The penis goes in reverse.
called an insurrection.
It's wild.
Like the body, your dick is still soft,
but the inside flesh of it is hard.
It's weird.
Yeah.
Because I told people that I got a circumcise,
and I'm like,
no, fuck, I probably think I'm going to try
to lock me the fuck up, too.
What?
I never get circumcised lately.
I lied about that shit.
You haven't got circumcised lately?
What you do it every month?
No, I'm just saying, I told everybody
I got circumcised when I got my leg was messed up,
you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, I lied about that shit too.
All right, let's pay some dollars.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck.
The guy is lying about insurrection.
I said, me too.
Yeah.
Let's pay some bills.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
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Now, oh, real quick, you was talking about Amad Aubrey Shult.
Yes.
And I found something so interesting.
I found it so interesting that Travis McMichael was on the stand saying how he had to shoot Amad Aubrey
because he felt like Omar Aubrey was going to take his gun.
And I'm not no therapist.
I'm not no psychiatrist,
but I don't fight a flight.
Right.
And I know that fight of flight is a natural reaction to stress or fear.
I can't name too many people who,
if they're being chased with a gun,
aren't going to run.
And if that person gets close enough to them,
with the gun where they think they're about to get shot,
I don't, I can't see why they wouldn't reach for the weapon and try to fight for their life.
Am I missing something here?
The Arbery case is so fucking disgusting.
It's just so disgusting.
That's the one to raise hell for.
That, exactly.
Like, let's make this the one.
If justice is not served.
Let's make this the one.
These guys are fucking following this kid and they, who are you?
You don't work for the state.
You don't, you don't own that strict.
street. You're not protecting anything.
You just saw a black person in your
fucking neighborhood and then you're following him around.
Now, I guess they're saying that maybe they saw him go
into some fucking house
that was being brought or some shit.
I already been disproven.
Already been disproven.
But no, no, I mean, it was just because they said he stole
something, but they was like everybody went by the house.
They said it was a construction site.
Yeah. So everybody went by the construction site to see what was going on.
Just call the police, man. Call the police.
Yeah, this is the one to raise fucking
healthful. And the fact that Travis McMichael said he wasn't a threat. Like the attorney asked him,
the attorney was like, did he yell at you? He was like, no. Did he brandish a weapon? No.
So he wasn't a threat. And the guy was like, no, he was just jogging. Yeah. So you hunted him down.
You hunted him down because he's black. He was hunting him down, period.
Yeah. This is, this is the one. This is the one. And don't get distracted by these other ones that they'll
throw out because they'll get more clicks, et cetera. This is clear cut. This is. This is.
the one you raised hell for.
And yeah, this is, this is the one.
It's disgusting.
Yeah.
Fucking.
Yeah, absolutely right.
And what was you going to talk about?
Michael Irvin.
You said you were going to talk about Michael Irvin.
The greatest interview I've ever done.
Michael Irvin was the greatest ever, it's out right now.
It's on Flaghernd 2 is the greatest interview I've ever done.
He is one of the most, remember what I said that Alex Jones was the most charismatic
person I've ever met?
Yeah.
Michael Irvin is the most charismatic person I've ever met.
He is.
is like comedian timing, like comedian time.
He has a wealth of stories that you cannot fucking believe.
Stories like he was a rock star, but he was.
He was a rock star.
He's also a superstar athlete who won championships, okay, did everything bigger
than anybody else.
He banged more girls than a fucking rock star, won more championships.
From college to the pros.
He was a Miami hurricane during the rock star.
era of the Miami Hurricanes.
He was a Dallas Cowboy,
my team in the 90s,
bro. The stories, and dude,
the way he tells stories, his father was a pastor,
he's got that, like, religious
passion and cadence.
It's almost like you're watching Chris Rock
Talk, Al, the video went again.
It's almost like you're watching Chris Rock
talk, bro. It is just so
fucking amazing.
And, like, he has jokes he put
him. We were like, how many girls you think
that you had sex with the most,
one night or something like that.
And he just looks at it.
Bro, he pauses for a second.
He goes, C-T-E.
He goes, sometimes C-T-E works for you.
You know what I mean?
Bro, he was just so good.
I mean, he kept telling us the truth about some shit.
He goes, I'm just bullshit.
But I'm not lying.
He was so good.
Michael's always been honest.
He did a lot of cocaine.
Coming up, you know what I mean?
One of the greatest why I received was of all times.
If you asked me, I'm going to say he's the greatest.
but that's only because I'm biased
and I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan
I know it's Cherry Rice
but whatever.
You know what I mean?
Can I say one thing dude?
He is one of these
and what's so interesting
and I'm talking about like a socially savvy person
like he came in and he was charismatic
he was jovial and he was goofing around right?
And then when he wanted to turn on the intellect
when he wanted to go from guy
who's being just silly and fun and gregarious
to like a smart, astute fucking individual
he turned that shit on
immediately. And I'm just telling you, and I told this to his face, I was like, you're the guy
who was successful at football because that's what you chose. But if you wanted to be a businessman,
a politician, a fighter pilot, whatever the fuck you wanted to do, you're just going to be
equally as successful at that. He looks right at me. He goes, absolutely. I've never been around
somebody that I was so sure that he would thrive in whatever situation you put him as Michael
Irvin. It was truly unbelievable. Like, you, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're just,
You got to have this guy on Breakfast Club, man.
You got to do it.
I love Michael Lover.
That's if I, that's, that's, that's one than ones that my daddy would love.
Dude.
Or maybe one of,
maybe one of your one-on-ones.
You know what I mean?
We're like, I don't know, you guys go to, dude, he's one of 17 kids.
He was 15 out of 17.
Damn.
I mean, the story from, dude, he, he was telling this amazing thing about like courage.
He goes, courage isn't the absence of fear.
It's like the, it's acting even though you know you're scared.
even though you know you're scared.
Because I asked him, I was like,
was there anybody who ever scared you?
Like, you seem like a person
that doesn't scare easily.
And he's like,
he goes, he goes,
I'll be honest, brother.
There was one dude,
Spelman.
You remember Spelman?
Spellman.
You ain't no Cowboys fan,
lying ass, motherfucker, brother.
This guy.
Spellman.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of Spelman too.
What Cowboys Spellman do we have?
6-8 bipolar.
6-8 bipolar.
You're texting, bro.
I'm not going to be all enthusiastic about this.
I'm listening.
I'm kind of,
looking at your fucking phone.
Are you talking about Alonzo's Feldman?
There we go.
Okay.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Anyway, he was like,
that dude was like, that was on it.
And then I asked him, I was like,
but anyway, when you're going,
you're doing fucking,
you're lining up, whatever,
like you're going and you're,
was you ever scared?
He goes, he goes,
yeah, but you got to make sure
that there's a fear bigger
than the one you're dealing with.
That's how you motivate yourself.
I go, what you mean?
He goes, I'm lining up.
They're calling the inside slant.
Everybody knows it's going to be inside slant.
I'm going over the middle.
I'm about to get fucking clipped by that safety or that linebacker,
whoever's going to come in.
It is what it is.
And when I'm on there and I'm lined up and I'm like, fuck, I'm scared.
I go, what would scare me even more?
He goes, going back to the ghetto.
That was scared of the shit out of me.
I want to go back there, 15 out of the 17 kids.
Is that what I want to go back to?
Is that what I want to live?
Is that the life that I'm not be able to provide for my mom?
I took a fear that was bigger than the fear I had.
And that's the one that motivated me not to be scared.
So he's like, fear's a motivator.
That was just one bar.
The guy had fucking bars.
So he was scared of Alonzo in practice.
Yeah, exactly.
He was like, that's a dude.
Alonzo did play.
He did play for the Bears.
I don't know.
No, but he said when he came to the Cowboys, it was like,
he was like, now that's some motherfuckers.
A problem.
That guy right.
Yeah.
No, but Alonzo had, um, it's so crazy because I don't know what they would
diagnose Alonzo as now, but back then they said he had mental health issues
because he had went on a, like a crazy rancor.
The campaign page is something in the early 2000s,
but now it probably was the effects of CT.
Or bipolar, I think that they were saying.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Anyway, I think you really enjoy it, man.
Now, I'm gonna check it out today.
Yeah, he's just such a fascinating, like, engaging character.
And he said this thing, he's like, I'm 100% or like,
whatever I give, I'm going to give 100%.
Because we were asking him about the White House.
And by the White House, I don't mean where the president lives.
I mean the house that they bought so they could fuck girls in Dallas.
and do cocaine
Cocaelina
Well he had one room
For the girls who like cocaine
One room for the girls who like weed
One room for the girls who like liquor
One room for other
Like he had the whole thing
Broken down into which drug
That the girl's like
He said one time
Oh shit he said one time
I think he was he's in a room
He got like over 10 women in the room with him
And Ronnie Lott
He goes
I think Ronnie Lott
Brought this other person
Who he said he wouldn't name his name
I think it was Ronnie Lott
And he comes
in the room and
Irvin is in there with like double-digit women, right?
And the guy looks and he's just fucking shocked.
And Irvin's like, at first he goes, fuck, this guy's going to tell him me.
And then he looked at the guy and he goes, nah, I'm good.
He goes, and I go, why do you think you're good?
He goes, he didn't even believe what he was seeing.
Nobody's going to believe him.
After story, after story of this, bro.
It's unbelievable, man.
Those were the days.
Those were the days when the cocaine was pure.
So you ain't have to worry about none of that fentanyl and shit.
You could snort to your heart's desire.
You know what I mean?
The vagina was pure.
Yo.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he's such a wild, dude.
All the SDDs were curable.
Yep.
Yep.
Damn.
Those were the days, huh?
Yeah, man.
He's just a wild boy.
He starts the episode talking about sexy guys.
Really?
Yeah.
I respect him.
Man at the moment.
He went right in, bro.
I respect that.
He went right in.
Who was he talking about?
We're like, who's the sexist?
He goes, he goes, he goes, well, you know, Idris Elba.
And that's a sexy man.
That's a sexy man.
You know, oftentimes they say I look like him, so it is what it is.
And then I go, I go, what about Tom Brady?
He goes, I'll be honest, I judge a man by distance traveled.
And I don't know if you've seen his first pick when he came to the NFL, but that man
has gone a long way.
What?
You know, his combine pick?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got to go check that.
It's two podcasts I got to check out this week.
I got to check out Plagring 2,
and I'm laid on Ghostface on Drink Champs.
Oh, that's your guy.
On Drink Champs.
It's my favorite rapper of all times.
This podcast is four hours long.
You know, that's a commitment, bro.
I'm a finisher.
I don't like to start nothing and not finish it.
So if I commit to that four hours,
I got to listen to that four hours.
You know what I mean?
So I just got to carve out some time, you know?
Yeah.
an hour a day. I don't know what it is, but
I don't know. What else we got,
Taylor? Give us some shit we won't care about
next week. Did y'all see the
Alex
Alexander McQueen,
that bloody dress was selling for
$6,500?
Alexander McQueen,
bloody dress. You see that? It's on the, I sent you
the doc. I saw that.
I ain't give a fuck. I don't care
about that this week. Okay.
I don't even know why shit like that is
I don't even know why shit like that is considered fashion,
but I don't knock nobody.
I just know that you walk down the street and that shit,
motherfucker's going to be calling the police and asking if you okay.
Yeah.
Like, what's the point?
What's the statement of it?
I feel like it was kind of...
Running out of shit to put on people.
Clearly.
And you know what's so crazy?
That's that type of shit you only see in fashion shows.
You don't never see that shit in the street.
I thought it was an old Halloween costume.
It kind of made me feel like it was little slavery-ish.
Llavery.
Oh, come on, Taylor.
No, look how the dress looks.
Like, in the old time, whatever.
But why would you...
It did.
That's what, like, automatically, that's what I thought.
But why would you stab your slave?
Especially because it was...
You need your slaves.
Yeah, but you're not going to stab it and kill it.
They killed the slaves, too.
I need to know why you thought it was slavery.
Because how the dress looks.
Like, take away the blood, too.
Like, it just looks old.
Are you saying that's a dress?
dress that people wore in slavery time.
She said, look old.
Come on, yo.
Taylor, come on, y'all.
Did you guys hear her?
Come on, y'all.
I don't even know how your brain.
It was only slaves that got to wear dresses back in the day.
The white people didn't wear that?
They didn't?
What are you talking about?
Have you ever seen Handmaid's Tale?
It doesn't look like it.
I'm sorry.
Anyways.
Should I turn this up?
This is funny.
Taylor, have you ever seen Handmaid's Tale?
No.
That's, yes, that's the kind of dresses they wore
back then.
Yeah, but handmaids tail
is real, dog.
It's not based on a true story,
hubby?
But it's based off a time.
It's based off a period in time.
Nah,
it's invented.
Yeah, they were treating
women like dairy cows
back in the day,
bro.
That's not.
I thought
handmade's tale
was based off a moment
in time.
See, this is why
we can't trust
nothing no more,
dog.
Just fucking go on Netflix,
watch some shit.
Don't watch the news.
Everything's fake.
That is real.
I swear I thought God damn.
I swear I thought
Handmaid's tail was based off of
I thought that was a period piece.
Bro, if y'all haven't seen Handmaid's Tale,
please, can you look up the Wikipedia
of Handlaid's Tale so I can read this shit, please?
What is Handmaid's Tale?
They basically have women that make the babies.
And that's their job.
I'm not fucking crazy.
I'm reading it now.
I said the book was written in 1985
and there are references to life
in the 1970s, but this novel made references
to the dystopian future, leading some to estimate that it takes
place around the early 2000s.
Okay, keep going.
What's the plot?
What do you mean?
Like, can you tell us the plot?
Yeah, it says, I don't know, it says,
this one right here says that the same thing,
it was written in 1985, but the references are to early 1970s.
Yeah, all the flashbacks describe.
1970s era lifestyles.
So who the fuck knows?
Okay, ready?
Here it is.
Let me read it for you.
The series of...
Oh, no, no, no.
I got it right here.
Hold on.
This is what we're looking for, baby.
This is what we looking for right here.
What time period...
No, listen.
What time period does the handmade tale take place in?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Listen, no, listen to this.
Listen, listen.
In the Hulu series...
You really going to do this, bro.
You really can do it.
No, listen.
Because I want you to listen.
Listen.
In the Hulu series,
Handmaids wear stylized uniforms reminiscent of Puritan colonial garb.
Good.
So let me just read the plot.
The plot features a dystopia following a second American Civil War, which never happened,
where in a totalitarian society subjects fertile women called handmaids to child-bearing slavery.
So in other words, if you can have a baby, you become a baby.
making slave.
Yes, but they were still wearing colonial garb in
Handmaidstale. They were.
I don't care for it. It's a truth.
That's a fact. That's why I thought
it was an old movie. It's like that
M. Knight-Sheleman movie
In the Woods or something shit. Whatever the fuck.
Whatever the fuck. You remember the movie where
they're in the woods?
Yeah. But they're all living like they're in old times
and dressing like they're in old times.
Yeah. It was project. But outside,
it's like modern era.
Yes, I know what you're talking about.
What was that shit called?
The Woods?
No, it was called.
I forgot what that shit was called.
I don't know what you were talking about.
And then basically at the end when they just go.
Yeah, they escape.
The woman is blind.
Yeah, she's at the highway and shit like that.
Oh, yeah.
Handmaid's Tale got so many colony's costumes.
It's colonial garb.
So I don't fucking know.
I didn't link it back to slavery.
Sorry.
Because my whole point was,
mad people dressed like that back then.
You know what it was too?
They had a black model.
I don't know.
Just, I don't know.
I feel like they were just trying to.
I want you to think more of your people, Taylor.
You're right.
See, now we can't even have representation
because you're going to think of slavery every time.
It's like, we can't do no right.
We can't.
There's nothing we can do right.
They were like promoting it for another reason.
Whatever.
I was dumb trusting the internet like that.
I just thought they was trying to do a ploy or something.
But anyways.
I love you, Taylor.
I know something we got to bring up.
Remember that?
Remember, Taylor, I was on your Instagram, man.
I saw you, you got the funniest thing, man.
Was this like last week or two weeks ago?
What happened?
Remember Taylor's throwback pick?
What's my throwback pick?
What are you talking about?
With Brandy, remember you had that throwback pick.
Yes, if you want to talk about it.
Yo, what's up?
Why are you shaking your head?
Show me, why y'all hate it on me?
Why y'all hate so much?
I'm going to post the other picture
if I actually have him actually signed in like
him and Brandy.
Hold on this is why you're,
this is why you're my favorite.
Why are y'all hated?
No, this is why you're my favorite.
I can have my favorites.
And this is why you're my favorite.
What?
Where is the picture?
Where is it at?
You took it down already?
No, I did not take it down.
Oh, my God.
I think you took it down.
Kevin Garnett.
Okay, ready?
What?
When things come full, here's the.
Oh, here's the.
Here's the.
Here's a casual.
When things come full circle.
Yes, she is holding a pick of when I first met her at like three years old when she went to prom with Kobe Bryant.
What's wrong with that?
Hold on.
She brought that pick to the studio?
I brought the picture.
Oh.
What did you think?
But were you at?
Yeah, go, go.
I didn't know what she was.
I didn't know what I saw that, but I didn't know what Taylor was talking about.
because I didn't see her in the picture.
Okay.
I thought T. Did he was in a picture.
I saw a picture of Brandi and Kobe.
I didn't know what was going on.
Oh, are you in that picture?
It's on the side.
I have another picture of her actually holding me,
but I need my mom to send it to me.
So you took the picture of her and Kobe?
No, my dad took the picture.
My sister took the picture.
Whoever was in the background.
But that's my mom, and I'm a little girl.
Well, it did come full circle.
Why don't hate it?
First of all, I just want to know why y'all hating.
Like, why can I have not have no, no, no, no, why can I?
I'm not eight.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because every time I'm asking a question.
No, because y'all be thinking, like, I don't know people or something like when I was younger.
Like, it's impossible because now that I work in this field, like, shut up.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea why you got.
I have no idea why you got so defensive.
Why would I make something up like that?
I don't need to make sure.
She said she's the baby in a picture.
You think you the only shit
I'm not saying you lying
But why do you think that I'm lying over there?
Why do you all think I'm lying over there?
Teller.
No, for a problem.
I'm not saying you lying.
Why do you think that I'm just going to randomly lie about that?
Like for a real.
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, listen to me.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying you lying.
But I can see why people would think you lying.
Why?
But I look like, you see.
I have another picture of me, Kobe, and my brother.
Like, on my profile, too, y'all can check it out too.
Yeah.
It's a full-ass picture.
Yo, why is-so-why?
But no, no, I'm true of real shit.
Why do y'all think that I'm randomly going to lie about that?
Like, it's just random.
Why do you think you got to be the one to introduce her to all the famous people?
Like, yo, she knows famous people, you.
I hate change.
There has been known famous people before.
But for real, I really have, though.
So I don't know why it's a big fucking deal.
Yeah.
That's nothing to her.
Brandy,
Kobe.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I could care.
God bless the dead.
I could care less if it was Kobe in that picture or Brandy.
Okay.
I just think it's hilarious that Taylor's like,
this is me and we don't even see who the person is.
That's the.
That's what makes it wrong.
Here's a picture of a time that I was with you,
even though there's no proof to show that I was.
But let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, though.
Brandy holding on this.
Brandy don't know what the fucking going on.
Randy took a picture of it.
Like she,
remembers that date?
Shut up.
You force her.
This is so funny.
Y'all hate these.
Y'all had been continuing to hate it.
Like when Wax kidnapped Ed Shear and made him
promote Wax's CDD.
Hey, what?
You know what people said that shit.
What?
Said.
Ed Shear is shook.
He'd be like, I think it's good.
I don't know for sure, but I think it's very good.
Can I go now?
Hilarious.
Anyways.
That's my guy.
I know.
I have no reason not to believe Taylor, man.
But also my mom told you already and my grandma told you a couple years ago, too.
Yeah.
What your mama told me?
Yeah.
I'm not doing this for you.
I'm not going to do this either.
Hey, what's your mom to tell you?
I'm not doing this right now.
I'm not going to do this right now.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
You guys start believing him, bro.
Real quick, real quick.
I just think it's hilarious because Taylor put everything.
comes full circle.
Yeah.
It does come full circle.
Like I met her.
What came full circle?
What came full circle?
When I got, look, when I got, when I met her at young age and now where I'm at now and meeting her again at an older age, that's what I'm saying like as it's full circle.
Like, we met again.
Is that the wrong way to say it?
I don't know.
So you need to see somebody with the jail and they get out of jell these you see them again.
He's full circle.
Watch it.
Watch it.
I'm full circle y'all every week.
I just got to say one thing.
Why I love you is because I watch you lose confidence in your defense.
But my favorite part was she lost confidence.
She's like in that phone circle.
And then one last ditch effort, she just went, she just went, you know, like a circle.
Or Taylor, Taylor, let me ask you, I want to ask Taylor question.
So Taylor, all that.
I'll change it.
I'm changing.
Tell her what shape.
You agree.
Listen, Taylor, all the other times you met Brandy, what was that?
I never, that's a second time I met her.
That's what I'm saying.
So the first time you met her wasn't a full circle moment?
Bro, she didn't even meet her when she's a baby.
How you meet somebody at a baby?
No, I guess I'm putting it together like how we get.
She don't remember.
What?
What?
I don't remember her on a baby.
You say what?
Do you remember her as a baby?
Did you remember that?
I remember meeting her.
That night?
I remember going there, yes.
How old were you?
I told her.
I was like three something years old.
You were like three?
You don't remember stuff like at a young age?
You don't remember certain things?
Huh?
What year were you born, Taylor?
91.
And what year was that prom?
So that was 94?
Okay, I was four.
See what year they went to the prom, bro.
Yeah, I was young.
I never said I was like 15 or something like that.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Do you remember?
But why?
Just because you don't remember certain shit
when you were young
I don't know what happened
last week, I promised
I was in house for 10 days
I can't remember shit.
I'm not you.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
She's not you.
You didn't meet no famous people
when you were two.
I hate y'all.
No way.
I hate y'all so much.
You didn't need no famous people
when you were two years old.
Yeah, what year did Kobe and Brandi go to the prom?
Hey, bro.
I think it was 90s.
Hey, man.
It was 98 in 18 years.
What?
What?
It might be 98 and something like 97,
some of that.
Hey, it was like in the 90s.
Y'all didn't mean no famous people while your mom was pregnant with you.
I don't know.
Never.
Okay.
Kobe and Brandy went to the prom in 96.
Were you, you born down?
92.
91.
She was five.
So you were still being held that old?
You can remember.
Why were you in someone's arm?
That's a one-year-old.
Wait, look, let me.
Come on, come on.
Talk about you being born in 91.
I was having a date of the prom.
The date was May.
By the way, the date, the prom was in May of 1996.
Your birthday is what, Taylor?
May what?
You should know it, Charlotte.
I mean, that's fucked up.
It's like May 23rd.
May 16th.
May 16th.
Okay.
So you were definitely fine.
I can see sweat on her mom's neck from holding up a grown-ass fucking.
First of all, let me very clear, though.
Don't be acting like he.
He is sweating right now, bro.
This is so funny.
That's crazy.
Now, it would have been full circle if you, y'all had re-took the picture,
well, we can't really tell if it's you.
And your mom would have been holding somebody up.
I did not see her having Brandy hold that picture, bro.
Had Brandy hold the picture.
Shut up.
Let me ask you.
Let me ask you.
More of the story is.
More of the story is that y'all are haters and y'all don't fucking believe me that it was me.
I believe.
That's what it sounds like.
That's what it sounds like.
That's what it sounds like.
How do Brandy feel about this fucking lie?
Look how confused Brandy is looking at your mom.
Like, why are you holding that grown ass of fucking adults?
Y'all are hated.
Why are you?
You got a whole adult in your arms.
That's crazy.
I always, he was two.
I was like three.
I never looked at the ear.
Look at the back and look at Kobe so confused as to why your mom holding you at five years old.
He's like, he got his hand like, he's like, what's happening over here?
I hate you.
Give us some more shit we won't care about next week, Ted.
We don't care about this next week.
I know I'm going to care about this forever.
That's a good one.
That's not going to do.
that one though. It's good.
The hate is so real. I can't wait to get a shirt
me like that. Yo, T. Diddy, real shit. I think we got
to tell us that you got your math wrong. That wasn't
you. I did get my math wrong. I'm, I suck
at math. So in my head, I'm thinking,
do you know what it is? I never
What he said? When were you born?
I know where the fuck I was born at.
What? He's saying you're not born in 91.
Where was I, when was I born then?
When was she born then, dude?
He knows when she's born. If the, if the
thing was 96, like Charlotte said,
In May 96.
May 25th,
1996
is when Kobe and
it said Kobe and Brandy
went to the price.
In 91,
that means you a 5-year-old kid.
That is a baby
that's being held.
Wait, what?
He's trying to say,
he's trying to say,
you weren't even there.
He's trying to say
that's not even you in the picture.
In 91, I was 5.
Why would I be 5 when I was born in 91?
No, in 96.
You did this see your boyfriend,
y'all?
This messed up.
You just said,
what are you talking about?
If you do this to see your man,
this is messed up.
I was really just said,
I was 5 and,
What are you talking about?
No, you were five and 96.
But he just said 91.
That's how I just got confused.
He messed up.
He messed up.
You didn't see your man.
This is messed up.
What?
You shouldn't do this.
You what?
I was real clear.
Why, let's go clear your dress.
Anyway, let's go to, let's go to 91.
And the prom was 96.
None of us think that that was the baby is five years old.
Because they're holding the baby, right?
I think there's someone else helping to hold it out of the plant.
Yeah.
I think it's more of a group effort.
It's a group effort.
It is three people.
Why are you making it seem like?
For real.
I'm a small person individual anyway, right?
Yeah.
So why don't you think I was small when I was five?
Yo, she's a small person individual.
If you open that picture up, please somebody.
She got a pacifier in the mouth.
That's a pacifier in that mouth.
No, it's not playing.
I'm going home for.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Look at the baby.
I'm going home.
Excuse me.
I'm going home for Thanksgiving.
I will bring back another fucking picture to help you all fucking remember.
you all fucking remember and speak.
Listen, all we're saying is,
listen, all we're saying is
we don't believe you,
but you need to present more evidence.
What?
Yo!
You have another picture.
Wait, what do you not believe?
That's not good evidence.
You mean Brandy or does not know
in Kobe and everything else?
Like, all of it.
How did you tell Brandy that was you?
Because you really can't see that person right there.
So were you like,
that's me?
There's a signature on the back of the
picture that I have.
Yeah.
Whose signature?
Whose?
My mom,
like,
my mom writes, like,
dates and everything of that on every fucking photo.
has for whatever reason.
But how does that prove as you?
The fact is the matter.
The fact is the matter?
Yes.
I'm going to say it just like that.
The fact is the matter that y'all are haters.
And it is.
Five-year-old would have pacified.
Why do you not want to believe that I met Brandy at a young age?
I don't understand that.
No, no, no, pro-no.
Why do you all think that I make, like, what is the story that I make up about my life?
That y'all think that's real.
And we don't have a time.
We have to dedicate a whole week worth of a podcast.
Do you have any younger?
To that one.
No, I'm the youngest.
What's, um, give us a, give us a more.
And I have a picture with my sister and Brandy.
Like, why are y'all hating?
How we know it's your sister?
We all look and fucking like.
Y'all are pissed me off.
You said that.
I'm glad at least you.
I'm glad your sister got a picture, yo.
I have a picture too.
Somebody should have.
Honestly, I have a picture too.
I don't know where it is like, for real, for real.
but my mom has a picture.
Hold on, hold on.
So time about, so time about, so time about.
So time on my mom.
So time.
No, listen, listen, listen, listen.
So you actually have a picture of you and Brady.
I don't have it with me.
Yeah, I just said that earlier.
Okay, okay.
Okay, well, listen, so there is actually a picture of you and Brandy that exists, correct?
Yes.
So instead of bringing that picture for Brandy to hold up, you bring the one where you hardly in it.
Sir, I don't have it with me.
Thur.
I can send that picture to you something.
That's wild.
It's a little thirsty, Taylor.
Why is it?
First of all.
It feel like you hit it feel like you was formulating that caption in your mind for a while and you had to get it off by hook or by crook.
Was she excited when you told her?
Yeah.
Was she also like, oh my God.
Like she don't, yo, I remember you.
Why am I even explaining stuff that y'all still don't fucking believe?
So let's, can we go to another topic?
Did she say she remember?
I'm trying to go to the next topic for 15 minutes.
You kept asking me fucking questions.
So anyway.
Let's go to the next topic.
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Let's get back to this show.
Let's talk LeBron James.
What's up with LeBron James?
What happened?
Um,
LeBron
Thubon threw a little
punch and it split open
a guy's head,
Isaiah.
And, uh,
yeah,
he,
I don't know.
I think LeBron meant to hit him.
I don't know if he meant to hit him
in the face,
but he definitely meant to tell him to get off him.
Get off him, man.
Yeah.
What's the conversation though?
What are the people debating about this?
I think LeBron didn't want that smoke.
I'll tell you that much.
LeBron was fine,
being protected by that dude.
those dudes.
Why would you want that smoke when you,
why would you want that smoke when you
a billion dollar enterprise?
Oh yeah, I don't fight people poorer than me.
Also, Al, I got no video.
You're a billion dollar enterprise, and
you know you was wrong.
Like, immediately after he did it, he was like,
oh, shit, my bad.
I do think he meant for him to get off him and give him a little,
a little welcome to the NBA, you know?
But I don't think he meant to bust him open like that.
I mean, if there's no blood, this isn't a conversation.
But because there's blood, it's like, oh, I got to do something.
now. This man made me bleed in front of
all these people watching.
Or the blood and the reaction.
The reaction from
from Isaiah Stewart.
Oh, no, I'm saying, I'm talking about Isaiah.
If there's no blood, Isaiah Stewart doesn't have to
do anything. He could just be like, yo, what the
fuck were you doing? They could jaw at each other. LeBron
gets a tech or gets kicked out the game for doing it and then it's over.
But then when he saw that blood leaking down his face, if you don't
do something when someone made your face bleed, like,
you look kind of pussy, bro.
feel to me like Isaiah was triggered by something else.
And I like, you know, like, I'm not no psychiatrist or therapist, like I always say.
But I just feel like if you're going to react, if you reacted like that,
it's something else that happened to him that triggered him in that way,
that maybe brought him back to that moment.
I don't know.
Because I was like, you know, I didn't see, I didn't see any reason for him to go that crazy.
Yeah, we all played basketball before in the hood.
We all got filed, super filed.
Yeah, even with the blood.
LeBron was like, yo, my bad, my bad.
Now, unless something was said that we don't know about
in between all of that, I don't see the reason for him to act like that.
I actually don't even, people that act like that,
I'm like, man, please let him go.
Because I want to see what he can do now.
If you, if you're acting like that,
I want you to get to who you're trying to get to to see what you can do.
Or get to the right person.
They're going to show you something.
Because he wasn't in bronze face for a second.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
But to your point.
I'm trying to hold you back, yeah.
But to your point, maybe until he saw the blood, he didn't react like that.
He didn't know if it was real, real.
He probably like a shark, man.
You taste blood, man.
You do start reacting a certain way once you start tasting blood.
Do you think that maybe it was something from like, I don't know, in his younger years in life?
And it just kind of come full circle in this moment.
That's what I think.
It was, for whatever reason, that moment triggered him and reminded him of something he's never been through.
Or he's been through before, something.
Because he went crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, he lost it.
Yeah.
Like, lost it, lost it.
Like, Ron Art tested and act like that when Ben Wallace shoved him.
Yeah, he probably ain't had no pacifiers when he was a baby.
Yeah, it could be.
What could be?
It could be.
What do you think it is?
That is a good point.
It could be.
That's definitely something going on there.
Maybe when he was five, you know, he met LeBron.
And, you know, somebody was holding him up in a picture.
But it was just like the back of his head.
and he keeps telling people, you know, that's me in this picture.
And nobody believes it.
And nobody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then maybe he felt like, maybe he felt like LeBron hitting him was LeBron's way of saying,
stop showing people that stupid-ass picture.
Well, maybe he said that.
Maybe LeBron said that on the free throw line.
He was like, yo, cut that shit out.
That wasn't you, bro.
Like, we don't know each other.
That wasn't you.
Yeah, that wasn't you.
Stop saying you met me without.
Five years.
Not supposed to have no pacifier.
Word up.
I can see that.
I can see that.
I can see that.
I can see that.
I'm on your team.
I'm on Taylor's team, bro.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I think Taylor knows Brandy.
I think she knows a lot of famous people.
I know her.
112.
I think you know 112.
I think you know 112.
I think you know a lot of famous people outside of Charlemagne the God and the
Breakfast Club.
I think you know most famous people from back in the day.
Joe to C.
Bro.
Taylor been out here.
Brew Hill.
I don't like like this tease thing because I'm being so for real about my life.
I don't lie about my life.
I'm not teasing, bro.
I think you.
you know these people.
Alonis Morissette.
I'm challenged.
Yo, by the way,
Taylor, there's no need to stop now.
Any old picture?
Listen, any old picture with celebrities
where there's a little black baby
that you can hardly see?
That's you.
All right, bet.
Because guess what?
They also think that I'm the...
Please, y'all put everyone in this training.
If y'all think I'm lying about everything.
If y'all think I'm lying about everything,
people also think that I'm not.
the little girl off of a Bernie Mac show.
So, yeah, I'm her too.
Ooh.
Who thinks that?
I got mad people that say that to me.
Him down.
Man, who are these two people on social media that got you thinking you're a little girl
off Bernie Max show?
I've never heard that in my life.
I never heard that either.
Just because they're not saying it to you.
Doesn't mean they're not saying it to me?
Oh, you got a lot of DMs on that?
Yes.
Why are you?
Just randomly.
I don't.
I don't like that.
I don't like to.
I do not like the attack.
You all like,
make it seem like I can't know or.
whatever. It's weird. It's weird.
Just because people say you're the little girl off
Bernie Maxwell, you know you're not the little girl off Bernie Maxwell.
I know I'm not, but I'm saying since everyone thinks I'm fucking lying
about something, then I'll give you something to lie about.
The fuck.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Can you show Shokes five of those
right now?
Okay, well, it's a lot of DMs already.
I got to go look. I don't save them.
Where did I say? Did you?
I'm just saying.
Like, y'all make it seem like,
What is so funny?
What is so funny that I just said?
I love you, Taylor.
I just want to see Taylor in one.
Listen, listen.
I don't want to see us hate.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They hate us because they hate us, you know what I mean?
I would pay top dollar to see Taylor in a deposition.
I would pay, not for no, I don't want no serious crime, but just something like a fender bender.
What?
I would love to see Taylor in a deposition.
position, y'all.
Why?
I'm suck his dick.
I said suck my dick.
Taylor would be like, I didn't hit his car.
Why would I hit his car?
Just because I was in the car, driving the car when it hit, doesn't mean I hit his car.
That's not what I am.
The wires drive cars?
The wires around here.
You don't drive a car?
You don't have a car?
I hate y'all.
I hate y'all so much.
Let's do some asking idiots, man.
Yeah, let's get it.
Okay.
What we got for asking idiots?
For Twitter.
I'll just say.
This is from Twitter.
For the holidays, they want to know
what is your favorite holiday food?
And this is by Robin Love's Love.
Do y'all celebrate Thanksgiving like the traditional way?
Do you all switch it up?
What do you mean by the traditional way?
I'm talking about when it comes like the food and everything.
Because I personally don't think we should be celebrating it.
Why?
Because it's about fucking them taking over the Indians.
Oh, it's about celebrating the Indians.
dinner that we had together.
And then y'all, and then what happens next?
Well, sometimes bad things happen after.
Yo, that's just, you know what that looks like on some road shit, not to make shit dark?
What happened with the Charles Cholson's shooting?
He prayed with them and then he's gonna shoot them afterwards.
That's fucked up.
You really got to stop repeating stuff you see on social media as your own thoughts.
What do you mean?
You have to stop doing that.
I never, wait, what do you mean?
I never saw that on social media.
That, like, why, why is Thanksgiving like the Charleston shit?
shooting.
I'm saying, you didn't hear what I did that.
Mind you, I'm born in Charleston
South Carolina.
You know, I'm not saying that it's
exactly like I'm saying how
they had dinner with them and then what happened
afterwards. Then they killed it.
They didn't have dinner in the Charleston shooting.
I'm not.
I understand what you didn't front of
I understand what you.
I understand what you do.
If you know what I'm saying.
I understand what you try to say, but I don't
think it's same. I think that like you can
celebrate a moment and
just because something happens
after that moment doesn't take away from all the good things that happened before.
I'm not with it.
I'm not with Thanksgiving at all.
I'm just trying.
I'm just really trying to figure out what's the correlation between Thanksgiving.
And the child's shooting.
All massacres are not created.
With your,
with your husband,
even though you guys are divorced?
Yeah.
Well,
you're celebrating something you guys did together.
You made that kid.
That's not the same.
That should happen afterwards.
Like what?
What we have?
got divorced.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean they could have been a bad divorce.
It could have been a healthy divorce?
Like, we don't...
If it was a bad divorce, could you still celebrate your kid's birthday?
I will hope so.
Okay, that's my point.
We could still celebrate the good things that happen.
How are you relating it to that?
Does, I'm just saying that something else.
I mean, to be honest with you, I don't even know what the good thing was on Thanksgiving.
I mean, Thanksgiving was a genocide.
No, that wasn't.
Thanksgiving was the dinner.
The Pilgrims of the Native Americans.
It ended in genocide.
Say what?
Not that night.
Not that night.
They had good food.
Everybody went to sleep.
Everybody was happy.
Later, there was genocide.
I don't know the timeline.
I mean neither.
But I just know something that happened.
I know a lot of indigenous people say Thanksgiving was a bloody day.
Exactly.
And historic and history.
What you mean exactly?
I'm saying it was a bad, I don't think we should celebrate.
That's all I'm saying.
Why not?
Why can't we celebrate it?
First of all, no offense.
Sometimes nothing like this, but like, I don't know,
I don't think we should celebrate any American.
like black people celebrate any American holidays
like that.
Are you trying out for something, yo?
I'm not sure.
What you mean?
It feels like amateur night.
I don't know.
What you mean? I'm moving in like,
hold on.
That's a good idea.
I think you should go to work on Christmas then.
Why would I do that?
Go to work.
If you don't want the day off,
don't celebrate it with the day off.
Enjoy,
enjoy working.
No, I'm saying.
And Taylor, you do know, Taylor, you do know
June team.
It's a national holiday now, right?
Yeah, no.
I'm glad.
I'm happy for that.
So that's an American holiday,
so we shouldn't celebrate that?
We can celebrate that.
What about Valentine's Day?
That's an American holiday.
Cut it out.
What about Christmas?
Cut it out.
You know what?
Can I get on Christmas?
So I was coming to my dad about it.
Christmas isn't an American holiday.
Christmas is like commercial holiday,
and I feel like it should be time spent with your family, though.
Like, don't get me wrong.
But the whole gist thing and everything else,
like how they make it,
I don't think it should be like that.
What about?
about July 4th, Independence Day.
I'm over that too.
Okay, but then you got to work those days.
You got to go to work.
I always don't work you anyway, so it doesn't fucking matter.
I'm promise you're working on Thanksgiving and I promise you're working on Christmas.
So does it matter?
Teller, I'm not opposed to how you feel, but the change got to start with you.
So that means you should start no Thanksgiving tomorrow.
Don't go nowhere to eat.
Nothing.
On Christmas.
No gifts.
But that's why I said traditional way, though.
You're not missing what I'm saying, though.
Like, as in, I think that.
I think that how they should be spent with your family and friends.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm just saying of overall, like,
I want my mom to switch up at least, like, the food or something on Thanksgiving.
I don't think we should make it traditional to make it, like, with, like, I guess from history.
I want us to switch it up.
They make it our, like.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You think that they were eating turkeys at the first Thanksgiving?
I think they have what they have Thanksgiving as now.
Like, let's switch it up.
That's what I'm saying.
Switch it up to what?
Like, have a seafood.
Like, have a seafood Thanksgiving.
Like, I'm just saying have a seafood Thanksgiving.
Like, I don't need to eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
Like, I'm just saying the traditional ways of.
Yeah, you could do that.
There's no rules.
Nobody's going to arrest you if you have seafood on things.
I just want to change my definition.
I want my family change definition.
You're in America.
You're free to do whatever you want.
You could have whatever meals you want to do, and that's just what it is.
I know, but my mom is very traditional.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, maybe she likes it.
Yeah, but I don't think the food, I really don't think the food has anything to do.
with what you're talking about, Taylor.
What you're talking about is the fact
Thanksgiving is linked to the genocide
between the pilgrims and the Native Americans
and you don't think we should be celebrating
a day of genocide or something that eventually led to
a day of genocide, a generation later.
Yeah, but that's why also, I guess I shouldn't be
switching them in that way, but like we should switch it.
If we are going to have Thanksgiving,
let's switch it up in a way where it's not related
to the history of it.
That's all.
Hmm
So that means we got to know
exactly what they had to eat
You're not
You're pissing me off
Can I?
Can I?
I don't think they had no mac and cheese
Back then, bro.
I'm saying,
they ain't had his potato
They said,
They ain't had no dressing, bro.
They ain't had that.
Taylor was like,
Thanksgiving was like the Charleston shooting.
Like, huh?
No, that's not what I say,
the, you're a haters.
I'm just saying like,
That's exactly what you said, Taylor.
No, I was saying.
Like people put weapons
such harm of the shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
real quick,
Real quick. Taylor, do you know the definition of genocide?
No, I don't.
Be honest.
It is the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation our group.
Maybe, I don't know.
I wouldn't call the Charleston shooting the genocide.
Would you show?
No, that's not a genocide.
Would you think it was racist, but he did?
Yes, it was racist.
He admitted it was racist.
Okay.
But I'm just saying, okay.
not based off, I'm just saying of literally him praying with them, right?
And then them saying that they had a peaceful dinner at Thanksgiving, right?
But then afterwards, what happened?
Like, bad stuff happened afterwards.
He went back and killed the people in Charleston.
I think what Dylan Roof did was an act of domestic terrorism.
You know what I'm saying?
And he did it because he wanted to ignite a race war.
He said that.
He said, I committed this shooting because I wanted to ignite a race war.
the pilgrims were just, that was just straight colonization.
They weren't trying to ignite no race war.
They were just trying to wipe the Indians out so they could take over the land.
As far as, okay, I'm not saying the same, you're not getting what I'm saying.
Why don't we do some asking idiots?
Asking it is.
I got to get out of it.
Let's ask, I would ask Chris, Chris, is Chris there?
What do you think, Chris?
Do you think there's some, is there a correlation between the Charlton shooting and Thanksgiving?
Well, I mean, I think the most important thing to talk.
about it's Thanksgiving never happened. I mean, it's essentially a, it's a myth. I might be slightly
off, but I believe it was created during the Civil War to help try to bridge unity in the country,
but there's no historical evidence that, you know, Indians sat down with the pilgrims and
taught them how to do this need. I think over time, yeah, they probably showed them how to
cultivate corn and squash and the other native things, but there was no dinner. I mean, it's a creation.
It's propaganda. Oh. So, so. So. So.
So you're kind of arguing about something that didn't even happen.
See, I didn't know that, though.
I'm just putting the two as in like something good happened versus...
Would you correlate it?
I think hypothetically I see what Taylor's saying.
You're breaking up, Chris.
You're breaking up.
Yeah.
It's probably good.
Yeah, God is like enough already.
Yeah.
Let's go to some asking idiots, please.
Y'all didn't even answer the question.
What was the question?
What did y'all think is what's your favorite holiday food?
But never mind.
How do we get there from that question?
Because I made a comment first.
But anyway, yeah, I don't know.
Go.
You want to read it?
I'll do it.
Okay.
Okay.
This is from, this is from thoughts, spending, pod.
Oh, man.
What is 96 minus 91?
I'm going to say, I'm going to be a.
honest with you, 96.
I'm going to say probably like,
I'm going to say at least two.
I'll say four and three quarters.
You think four and three quarters?
Four and three quarters?
No, I think like two,
bro.
Taylor.
Okay, four and a half.
96 minus 91?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
You know, Taylor walked out.
That's not cool.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay.
Why Taylor walking now?
Taylor, we just want to be down.
Don't do that. Okay, I got one more.
What do you think? This is from
JL 2487. What do you think
of Marvel's Phase 4
so far? That's our last one.
Love the TV shows.
Movies are very iffy.
The Eternals? Love the TV shows. What do you think about the Eternals?
I haven't seen the Internals. I just watched
Shang Chi this weekend.
Okay. I enjoyed Shang Chi. It was cool, but it's this
I don't know.
I felt disconnected to it from some reason.
I don't know why.
And everybody,
people like to say,
oh,
it's because,
you know,
we're not familiar with the character
of Shang Chi.
It's like,
you know,
that's how Marvel has made
its bones so far.
Marvel made his bones
by taking these characters
that weren't necessarily
huge in the comics
and making them big
in the MCU
because they didn't have,
you know,
the rights to a lot of the A-list guys.
So,
Shang-C-C-T was cool,
but I don't know.
Maybe it's,
maybe it's the experience, too.
Maybe it's something about going to the movies either.
You know what I mean?
When I'm watching things at home,
maybe I don't appreciate them that much.
I saw Black Widow at home.
I'm like, okay, it was cool.
I saw Shang-She at home.
I'm like, okay, it was cool.
TV shows have been amazing.
Every Disney Plus TV show from what if the Loki
to Wanda Vision to Captain America
Win a Soldier have been fantastic.
Is there-movies?
Do you think it might have something to do with the fact that, like,
the TV shows, for the most part,
were either based in characters
that we knew from when we're a kid
or have appeared in many movies
so they're already established,
while the Eternals
is mostly newer characters
that the average casual
is not aware of or a big fan of?
Maybe, but hey, Ant Man was great.
I knew Ant Man growing up,
but I didn't love Ant Man.
Now, you're right about that.
Amman.
You know what I'm saying?
That's also Judd, though.
Judd don't miss.
Juddy the Beast
Rudd,
Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd
Don't miss
I love
I love Damn Man
You know what I mean
I'm saying
I was familiar
with Thor I was familiar with Thor from the comics
But I didn't
I wasn't a huge store fan
But you
Love Thor now
Because of the movie
So I don't know
I like the TV shows better
I think Spider Man's definitely
Going change that though
Spider Man far from home
It's definitely going to bust ass
That shit looks incredible
But that's Spider-Man
Right
That's an established property
We know about
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, here's my last asking idiot.
What did you guys think about the social media reaction to Kevin Durant's ankles?
Alarious.
Classic Twitter.
That's when Twitter was fun.
Yeah.
That's when social media was fun.
When everything wasn't being taken too serious, when everything wasn't, you know,
performative, it was just this guy's ashy, get them.
like just this simple comedy
sometimes you just want simple comedy
you know what I mean
I enjoyed every one of them
that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it
the funniest one I saw
was somebody said Katie stands for kind of dirty
and they
and they were showing like his hair
and the meat this shit is just funny
and I loved I love Kevin's clap back
when Kevin was like
yo y'all about to make me
pull the y'all broke mother
y'all broke card on
you motherfuckers
I got more money
Yeah, motherfucker.
Get the fuck up.
I liked it.
I enjoyed it.
You know what I'm saying?
That's classic social media.
Yeah, it's like, it was the perfect thing because you're allowed to make fun of it.
It's something that can be controlled and go away.
It's not like you're making fun of like a birth defect.
You literally just put lotion on.
You're good.
So the stakes weren't too high.
The jokes were there.
You can't get canceled really for anything you're saying.
So you could just feel free to shoot.
Yeah, it was almost like the perfect storm of what made 20.
Twitter amazing back in the day.
Yes.
Yes.
When nobody took anything too serious, we all knew it was jokes.
Yeah.
And, you know.
And no, for real, I remember when Twitter got serious, man,
J.R. Smith, I'm glad J.R. Smith is like, you know, doing his thing.
He's at North Carolina A&T playing golf, getting his degree.
But I remember letting a fire joke fly.
Because J.R. Smith posted about how, you know, he just got some truck fit.
And so I retweeted him and said,
But what did you do to get it?
You know what I'm saying?
Because what was the Wayne line?
Because the little Wayne had that line.
Yeah.
That was just a joke that we all used to throw around.
Somebody said they had some truck fit.
What did you do to get it?
Because of Little Wayne.
I thought he would take the joke serious.
He was like, nah, motherfucker, stick to being the funny guy on the radio, blah,
blah, blah.
And it's like, shit.
So it was just like it came to a point where people just, they forgot.
It was all jokes, man.
Salute to J. R. Smith, though.
man, I really respect what he's doing.
I don't think people are talking about what he's doing enough, man.
You know what I mean?
The fact that he's had a prosperous NBA career,
Got Bunny, decided to go back to school to better himself.
He's on the golf team.
Like, you know.
Who's he about to do the same thing, right?
I don't know about that, you know?
I can only speak for what JR is actually doing.
He's doing.
But I respect it because everybody gave J.R. Smith hell
and act like he was, you know, just some thugged out dude
who was drinking Hennessy before games, whatever, whatever.
And he's like, nah, motherfucker, don't put me in no box.
Watch me change this narrative on y'all.
I love that.
There has always been a really awesome player to watch.
Even back in Colorado, man.
Denver.
Oh, my God.
He used to jump out the fucking Jim.
Yeah.
He's just one of those guys I always rooted for.
Same.
Salute to J.R. Smith.
All right, I think we did it, guys.
We did.
As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart,
you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant.
You're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're,
with just a couple idiots who don't know shit.
You're right, too.
It's the brilliant idiots podcast.
Thank you for listening.
