The Brilliant Idiots - Green Beans and Yams

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

First thing first R.I.P to music manager Hovain! This week our brilliant idiots, Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne come together and speak on Howard Stern’s comments towards Oprah “showing off her wealth” which also led to a discussion on having mid-life crisis, but not needing materialistic things to show their success. Also, during the episode they have an interesting conversation about foreskin, do you know what they do with the foreskin after a circumcision, and would you wear a foreskin coat? Next, they speak on the controversy surrounding Balenciaga and answer some “Ask an Idiot” questions from their listeners. Also, make sure you check out the YouTube and check out Andrew Schulz break out dance to Yams, Beans and Potato song! ********************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Empty Thoughts Youtube www.youtube.com/channel/UC-zRsExS9E0VBmwb9Cekdug Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiot Podcasts. Yep, Shalamey the guy. Andrew Shultz. We are the Brilliant Idiot's Podcast.

Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Sorry, we left you last week, but it was Thanksgiving, man. It was Thanksgiving, man. What you want us to do, man? Yeah, how was your Thanksgiving? Um, man, Thanksgiving was cool. Did you know what's crazy? I woke up on the, uh,

last Wednesday, not just past Wednesday, last Wednesday, right? And I couldn't lift my arm. Oh, no. Like, that shit was like, I can't even describe the pain that I was feeling. So I thought I tore like my rotated cup or something, right? And so, you know, I had to do hell of a week that Thursday. So I woke up on Thursday morning, so I did hell of a week.

And then Friday, I went to the, I had to go to the emergency. What? This shit was killing me. I got an MRI schedule. for Tuesday, but I'm like, this shit is hurting so bad. So I went and got an MRI Saturday. And they told me that I had calcerific tendonitis.

Oh, that's where you text us. Yeah, yeah. And then calcerific brutitis or something. So basically it's when calcium builds up in certain parts of your body. So for me, it built up in my shoulder. Yeah. And I couldn't even get the shot because usually they say it builds up at the top right here, but mine was like in the front. So I ended up getting on a steroid

for like the past six days and icing it to get the inflammation down. And I feel great now. And that, but it literally took until about like Wednesday. Wow. But that to wear off, Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah. Prior to that, I couldn't even use my left arm.

And you, man, I'm telling you take for granted. We take for granted our fucking limbs, bro. Okay. Like, just think about, you don't even realize, I'm right-handed. So you don't realize how much your left hand does for you until you cannot use that motherfucker. And so when I finally did get the feeling back in my arm and, like, use it. I'm like, man, thank God.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Thank God to be able to have. have both limbs. And you said that you did it from working out really hard. You've been going really hard in the gym. Been going hard in the gyms. Look at my cousin perm.

You know what I mean? So yesterday I went to the Ophipetus and my doctor was like, you good. You can get back to your regular scheduled activities, you know, just take it easy. 44, bro. Yeah, that's right. You're getting older. It's harder to see the results from all that work. Yeah.

Shut up. And calcium horrific tendonitis is wild because, um, it's only because of age and wear and tear. Yeah, that makes sense. That's literally it. Aging and wearing tear is the only thing that causes calcium terrific tendonitis. So it just reminds you to sit your ass down somewhere.

Does it eventually turn into, oh, God, what is that thing called where you can't, like, really close your hands? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Arthritis, does it turn into arthritis? Because that's the shit you got to be careful with. I don't know. That's a good question.

Yeah, be careful with that. Remember when he told us calcium was good for us? It is good for you. Is it? Yeah, not the tend. If it's good for you, then how come when it builds up it fucking causes pain? Well, don't let it build up. You just want it flowing through.

Blood when it builds up clots, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They told us milk was good. Milk did a body good, only to tell us later on in life that shit wasn't good for you. They tell us everything. They told us the vaccine work. I don't know. I'm going to tell you something.

I don't know if the, I think I'm going to assume the vaccine work, right? I'm only going to assume the vaccine work because all of us were outside. They told us it worked better than it did. Put it that way. I don't know, man. I don't want to make this an anti-vax podcast. No, it's not anti-vax. I'm just joking.

I think when you're vaccinated, you can have these conversations. I'm vaccinated, too. That's what I'm saying. So we're vaccinated. We can have these conversations. Thank you. Yeah, we could be upset that we got vaccinated and got COVID.

I don't know if I'm upset that I got vaccinated, but I do feel like... If you bought like a shining armor, you're a knight and you bought some new armor and then an arrow went through it, wouldn't you return it? Depends what a... Depends how thin the arrow was. And it depends where it hit me in the armor. What if this armor was specifically made to stop arrows? And they were like, yo, there's no arrows that could possibly break through this armor.

This is arrow armor. They never told us that with the vaccine, though. They just told us that the vaccine would prevent you from, like, dying, basically. That's what they told. They never said you couldn't get COVID. There they go. They just said it would keep you from dying. Charlemagne's a shell for the Democrats.

I can't tell. now that I saw something other day that said, I'm shitting on the Democrats because I get so much right wing press now. So I'm doing it. I'm doing it because it's for marketing. God forbid that I'm just a taxpaying citizen who calls it like he sees.

They're calling me a show for the Democrats out. I'm like, word? Why? I don't know. But that's why I hate the tribalism that exists in this shit. It's like if I'm critical of Democrats, then I'm MAGA.

If I'm critical of MAGA, then I'm a shell for the Democrats. Yeah, I know. It's stupid. Which one is it? But yeah, I think I think the overall frustration that a lot of us are feeling, I assume a lot of us are feeling is like a lack of trust in institution, right? Because it feels like so much of the stuff we're told ends up not being exactly what we're told. And I think when that happens consistently for a long period of time, you just start to remove yourself from information. Because nobody wants to admit they just simply don't know. We go to these different institutions on television and

in the media, we want comfort. You know what I mean? So they have to tell us things to comfort us. You know what I mean? Also, we hire you to know. I don't want to know. I want you to tell me. Yeah.

And then when you act like you know, and then you don't, I get frustrated. How about let us know after y'all have fucking sat down and figured it out for yourself? I guess there was a time. That's what I would like to do.

But I do feel like in regards to COVID, there is something. going on after COVID. Like there is some type of long, when they call it long COVID. There's something that's impacting people after they've been infected with COVID. I don't know what it.

Yeah, man. Like, it's just too much people having cardiovascular issues. Oh, really? People having a problem with their lungs, their heart, like, you know, stomach issues. Like, it's something going on. You don't think there's more people dying than normal, bro? No.

But I don't know. But I don't know. It seems like it to me. You know what I mean? Rest and peace to my guy, Hovane. You know, Snoot to the good brother, Hovane, man. You know, Hovane was somebody who I literally spoke to every day. Like literally, every day in some way, shape, or form.

Whether it was a text message, whether it was a phone call, something. I spoke to him every day. And I know people say this when people pass away, one of the most beautiful humans you ever going to meet in your life. It's a nice, loving, supportive person. Like, the person that hit you and be like, yo show you killing it with the infamous shit like he didn't even

I don't y'all didn't know each other right but he would talk about you just because he would see your success like he was that type of person like would always just be championing you know other people's success it's just like it's very strange to go from like having a text conversation with a person that morning

and that afternoon because the last text that whole main sent to the group chat was like 225 p.m. Yeah. And then literally a few hours later getting the call that he passed away. He's like, huh? Yeah. You know what I mean?

So I don't know. For me, that was very unexpected to me. And it just feels like we know death is just a part of life. It's a part of the process of life. But it feels like there's a lot more people passing away. Yeah. Than usual. Yeah.

To me, anyway. And what did Hobane pass from for? I don't know. I mean, I thought you haven't come back yet. But, I mean, they think. Assuming it's a harder time. Yeah. Oof.

Yeah, man. You get a little older and then you get more in touch with your mortality. It is, uh, life is a, is a fascinating thing, my man. And then you have kids, you're worried about them dying. There's all, it's all a continent. Anybody out there that tells you that they got to figure out and, uh, they don't live in a constant state of anxiety, then I don't think that they have enough responsibilities. That's interesting.

That's interesting. You know what I'm saying? If you don't have anxiety, then you don't have enough responsibility. Yeah, responsibility will cause that shit. You think? Yeah. You think for all you dog lovers out there, everybody that love their pets and shit, imagine having kids. No, listen, that's why I get midlife crises.

I don't. You don't? Hell no. The older I get, I do not understand midlife crisis and I'm glad you brought that up. You know, I don't understand it? Yeah. Because the older I get and the more I see people not making it to this age, give me more. Feed me see more.

To give you more what? Age. Yeah, I think that's. That's the midlife crisis. What? I thought people, I thought midlife prices when you don't like

the fact you're getting old. Yeah, but the way that you react to it is by buying a bunch of flashy shit or doing expensive things. Not me. Right, right. I like living.

Yeah, I think they do too. And they're like, I need to get the most out of it. I don't think that has nothing to do a life. I just think that's just insecurity. Like Howard Stern. Well, then why would they wait till midlife? I think it's the insecurity of losing the life.

Well, that's the thing that I feel about it. I think that we, I think that we judge midlife crisis because they're like, oh, you turn 45, you want to buy these cars. It's like, that's how long it takes to make enough money to buy a nice car, you little brat. Yeah, yeah. You fucking brat. You know how long it takes to make money when you can buy a Ferrari? Yeah.

So then, but then part two, I think also is like, I need to buy this Ferrari because this might be the only time in my life where I could buy a Ferrari. Like, I don't know if I can buy a Ferrari when I'm 60 years old. What if I have four kids? I need to put them through college and do all these things. I need to get out. I think it's, I mean, maybe Chris, you can even speak to this more, but like, I, Chris going to a midlife crisis. No, but like, maybe you and your friends are, right? Like, and even like, I'm sure you might have people your age where it's like, okay, I need to get this out of my system.

Do you remember before you locked it down? You were like, like, before I was like, when I was running around in these streets, right, I was like, I want to get this out of my system. I want to know that I've done all the things. I don't want to regret. I don't want to think back, oh, did I ever have a threesome or, oh, did I ever do these things? I'm glad I got all that system because now I'm not craving. Now I'm not going, what if? And I think a lot of people go through that with life.

They go, what if I had that car? What if I bought bottles at the club or whatever? I don't judge them for that. Yeah, that's so interesting you say that because I saw Howard Stern. Howard Stern was talking about Oprah. We can find a clip we can add it. And Howard was talking about how he feels like Oprah shows off her wealth. I don't know.

Oprah's not embarrassed by her wealth at all. She loves showing it off on Instagram. It's mind-blowing. When you follow her on Instagram, you see her estate. her gardens, the people who service her. Servants her? She's not a car. Well, she kind of is.

She's got servants and like people cooking. It's fucking wild. I think when it comes to somebody like Oprah, that's just her life. You know what I'm saying? She's 60 years old and she'd been rich for a long-ass time. I don't know enough to say that she does or doesn't. I've never thought that she was braggadocious

about her world. There are people that are that for sure. Like rappers. Not only will rappers brag about their wealth, they'll shit on you fuck motherfuckers. You fuck boys for being broke. Broke fucking boy. You know what I'm saying? And I was also thinking about like, because people like to say that we had this discussion on Brebs Club

and people like, oh, you know, people like to say things like, oh, this is inspiring. I don't get inspired by material things. I don't get inspired by people showing off wealth. I get inspired by the work. What inspires me about Oprah is when I see her living that life she's living, I know that this is decades and decades of hard work. You know what I mean? Like I get impressed by,

I get inspired by seeing people who've done work on their self, whether it's somebody who used to be fat and then they got in shape physically, you know what I mean? Or watching the evolution of people, you know, people who go on healing journeys. You know what I mean? They start going to therapy. They start seeing their sake and purpose coach, whatever it is. Like that's what inspires me.

the material wealth, that shit don't do nothing for me. Because anybody can get on Instagram and fuck in front. All y'all motherfuckers can get on Instagram with a fake wad of money and stand in front of somebody else's car and pretend.

But have you ever like, you know, been to someone's home and then felt like, oh, wow, I really want this for myself. I want aspects of this for myself. Like, do you remember the first time you saw somebody like with land and you're like, oh, fuck,

I want to work hard so I can get that? Sometimes seeing those things, Listen to what you said, though. Yeah, yeah. Work hard so I can get that. Sure, sure. But the thing is what inspired the hard work. Does that make sense?

Yes, but that's what it does. Like, if I see something like that, right, I'm like, well, what does this person do? Yeah. That's immediately what I think. I don't think about, man, how much did this cost? Yeah. I want to know what does this person do? Yeah.

That's the inspiration for me. When I sit down and have a conversation with a person, like, I do that shit on vacation all the time. Yeah. You meet people and motherfuckers be on vacation and you're like, well, I wonder who that is. And you're like, well, I wonder who that is. conversation, you're like, well, I buy property. You know what I mean? I buy laying and lease it to Walmart. Shit like that. Like, that's what inspires me. Not just the fact that you're sitting around with a big ass house or a bunch of cars and shit like that. You know what I mean? Like,

I see rappers do that shit all day, every day. That shit don't inspire me. Yeah. I don't fucking rap. Yeah. Or have the desire to rap. Yeah. I'm inspired by work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you do to get to that level. And I guess even from the rap perspective, I'm inspired by people whose talent is so great that they become also the richest. Yeah, I guess it's like a combination of both. Like it's like, you might have never gone on a boat, right?

Or no, like, let's put it this way. Like, it's important to see other neighborhoods. You know, like, one of the cool things about New York City is that, like, you could live in the hood and you're 30 minutes away tops, on a subway from the richest part of New York City. Yeah. So you walk around it.

You can see how people live and you can start saying to yourself like, yo, I want to kind of live like this. And you needed to see it to even know that it's an opportunity. Like, all you say, yo, this is we need to be robbing that. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. Why we keep robbing people? We're working too hard.

Which is the other thing y'all don't realize y'all inspiring people. Keep flossing that shit on the ground. Exactly. So I'm not necessarily saying floss. And I understand what starting to say, which is like, don't be showy with your wealth because I do feel that way. especially with Uber rich people, though I would also say that like Oprah's been such an open book for her entire life. Yes.

It would be weird for her to change it. And we know she's rich, brough. Off the work. Yeah, but I'm not discrediting how she made. She made herself, but it's like, ain't nobody finding out when they see Oprah's house. Nobody's like, wait, is she rich? It's Oprah. It's Oprah.

She's rich. We expect the ambion. We want that, the opulence. Yes. And how rich is how it's term that he refers to the employees. He's a service. Yeah, that's some rich-ass shit, bro. That's, yeah.

I mean, like Howard probably got some help. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Come on, and that's Howard fucking Stern. Yeah. But I do respect people who are. But I understand what he's coming from because it does seem, it does seem, I don't want to say. I really don't feel this way about Oprah, but there are certain people I do feel this way about where it's just like if your whole identity is wrapped around what you have.

What happens when you don't have it no more? You know what I'm saying? Like that's what I said. I like people. I like the work. That's what I'm inspired by. And also, I just think it's unsafe. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, why show this off and then try to be a regular person? Yeah. That'd be the other shit. Yeah. People be showing just like extravagant shit and then just want to show up the chick filet. Yeah. Yeah.

But why can't you be rich and regular? Well, I guess that goes back to why you can't just be rich. You're rich and regular? I'm not rich. What? What? I am rich in spirit You know what I mean? You want to trade then?

I think God I think God for his mercy I think God for the gratitude that I have For life No, you're rich You're not You're objectively rich

I am not Bull shit I see you shining nigga I can smell a motherfucker with money Even Ray Charles Can see you got the money You're objectively wealthy I am happy

That's a nice way to say What is my definition of rich? Oh, don't get the little, my family. That's right. Family, my wife, my kids, my relationships, my friends. Why don't you try to pay some bills and relationships?

Say that when the bank asks for your mortgage. I'm going to call you. I'm going to say, what's happening? You know what I'm saying? I'm happy. No, no, no. We know you're happy.

And then there's also a dollar amount that you have. I promise you it's really. That is objectively rich. It's really not, man. I just, that's really not.

Money don't make you happy, I'm going to tell you. Money does not make you happy. It does not make you happy. I have $30 million in the bank. Whoa. So, damn, bro.

Charlotte got more than $30 million. I know, right. I made up a number hoping that he'd be like, you got what? Like, I was trying to make you competitive, but you weren't even competitive. So you might got more than 30 million. Even if I did,

which I don't, I would still be happy for you. No, you were. You'd be like, how the fuck, you always got 30 million hours? No, I wouldn't. I didn't do some stand-up.

I'd be like show. I'd be like, buzzing to that. You told me some shit the other day about a certain comedian and I was looking at their tour schedule adding their money up. Trevor Noah, I'm sorry.

I was talking, I'm like, if I was Trevor, I'd have to quit too. What the fuck I'm going to be confined that show every day four? When I can go on the road and get this kind of money. I was like, shit.

He literally had like 40, dates and at the time I saw this he was like 20 of them was sold out they just added 11 and that's just the America leg of the tour I'm like this motherfucker about to make 35 40 million dollars next year maybe why would I be in a studio at a desk four days a week making seven million for I don't got no kids you know what I mean no wife and that I can just go out here and go coast to coast talking about the politics in a country you're not even from and that's just here. Yeah.

So I can go do my, he probably got a South African shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying for the show. I'm saying for the show. Like you going in there,

you got to talk about states who haven't even visited it. That's, hey, man. All I'm saying is, do you believe the senator of Alabama?

You don't give a fuck. Because I don't get a fuck. I don't know what, you know what I'm tired of people from other countries pretend they give a fuck about our country and we don't even give a fuck. No, they do.

They do. They do. That, that, those colors you have on right now means so much the people all around the world. You know that. What does that mean? What do you mean by that? Those colors you have one right now

that means so much to people all around the world. Yeah, it should mean a lot. That's what I'm saying. Other countries don't invade them if they got one of these flags. That's what they care. They care about America. If you got one of these in your country, you're safe. Think about that. They care about America. Talk some shit about America. They care about America. You got one of these in your country. You're safe. Except Ukraine. You pretty much safe. I think other countries look at America

the way people in America look at celebrities. Okay. Okay, go on that. That's all I got. I was hoping that you would expound. I thought you would see the vision. Did I clarify, I don't have 30 million? I just need it to be a hundredly clear.

I got it now, bro. You got it. It's on the record. I did not have 30 million. You got that. It's on the record, bro. Did you get a haircut, bro? He got a haircut, right?

You joining Guardians in a Galaxy, Drex? Oh, see. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was shoot you. I had to get it off me. We're not talking about 30 million. I got no 30 million.

Nothing even close to 30 million. When you go for Thanksgiving? I saw you in some exotic place. What was that? Oh, man, that was back when I had 30 million, bro. I spent damn near half of that shit. What was that? I was in, it was in Utah, uh, Arizona border.

So it was in Utah. Oh, I heard that's beautiful. I heard. Bro, it's one of the most stunning. beautiful places I've ever been in my entire life. It's like you're on a different planet. And the hotel that I went to, it's called the Amangir. There's only 40 rooms. So they have 900 acres of land and there's only tops between like 40 and 80 people there on 900 acres of land. You don't see another human when you're walking the property ever. So you're on a different planet all by yourself.

Wow. And the hotel is built in like the same tone of the stone. So you almost don't even notice the hotel when you go out there onto the planes. Yeah. It's fucking, you should go and just enjoy what mother nature. Dude, it is the most humbling experience you'll ever see when you look at a, like, when you look at like a, um, don't try to get people off the fact you got 30 million. You all want to bring up Mother Nature. You all don't bring up Mother Nature when you start talking that rich talk.

Yo, real, I'd be honest with you, it humbles the fuck out of you. I saw this thing called Horseshoe Bend and basically the Colorado River has just over hundreds of millions of years just carved out this giant horse. horseshoe shape that is thousands of feet down, right? And all it is is just water erosion for hundreds of millions of years. And you're looking at something that took hundreds of millions of years to make. That's like the Earth circumcision. That's what it is.

That is true. That is true. Whoa. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah. Maybe we are supposed to be circumcised, bro. Are? Our aren't.

Maybe we are. I don't know. I like being circumcised. Yeah, yeah. I just want to know what happens to the foreskin. Yeah, we got to get into that. You said, you said something earlier that I thought about. What did I say?

What did I say? What does I say? You said that aviresses are made out of foreskin? I said, okay, can we? He didn't have to say that. You know what he didn't have to add in that. You didn't have to queue it up. You threw it out.

I'm like, I'm, hey, you know what I said? I'm dunking this whole shit and we cut in all of it. We shut them sizes. I'd wear a four-skin coat, though. I know you would. That's fire. Yeah, I know. When you get to a four-skinned sweatsuit right now.

This is homeless. What I'm saying? Rich? Come on. No, you know how to be humble. What you mean? Know how to be humble, bro.

I know, you make it seem like I'm trying. You dress so humble, bro. What do you try? What do they do with? You know, that's the most insult this shit to a rich person. Like, yo, you know what? Like, you really dress like you don't got money, bro.

Like, I love how humble you are. By the way, most rich people don't. My daddy pointed that out to me A long time ago My daddy goes You see that person right there That's one of the richest people In Monk's corner

Yeah And I said for real And he was like yeah And then he pointed You see that guy right there Yeah The jewelry on it That's one of the brokest people

In Monk's corner He was like rich people Don't wear their wealth That's facts And he was I believe that What do they do with Foreskin after circumcision

Circumcision Circumcings ranks Among the world But also Also also rich people Don't wear their wealth After they've worn it for a few generations,

everybody who first gets some money wears it. You think so? Yes. Yes. The people who don't wear their wealth are from generational wealth and they shouldn't wear it because they didn't earn it. I think they flaws different, bro. No, they do flaws different. I would love to know how Bill Gates spent his first million. Yeah, but Bill Gates comes from mad money. So it's like, so we're talking about generational

wealth. So it's like, of course you don't, you're used to money. Money ain't even that pop into. Your parents have money. Everybody have money. Anything that you have access to doesn't make a big deal. If you grow up on the beach, having a view of the beach isn't a big fucking deal. Having a apartment in Manhattan is a big deal. We're buying the beach. There we go. Yeah, yeah.

So I'm saying it's like the first generation to get money is always going to flex a little bit as you should. Enjoy some shit that you got. I think everybody flex is different. You know what I mean? I think flexing for some people in our generation is a certain cold to it. You got to have a phantom. You got to have the chain, you know? Humility.

This is the thing that's annoying to me. humility is the rich person flex. You don't think it's a flex for Warren Buffett to live in the same shitty house in Omaha and sit on the side of the road and drink a Diet Coke and drive a Honda Accord? The flex is going, look how poor I can look. You know what I think about that?

You're wearing poor face. I bet you he owned that whole town. They're wearing poor face. That's their flex. They're like, look how humble I can be. When everybody's rich, you can't impress them by being rich. You got impressed them by not caring about your money. I think Warren owns that whole town.

I really believe that. I don't think he just owns that one. I bet you he owns that whole shit. But the fact that he doesn't live in some lavish mansions, that's like, that's how rich people flex, bro. It's like they're flexing one another.

Like, oh, I don't need all those rich things. How do we know he don't live in that? How do we know he doesn't, how do we know he does stay in that house though? Say again? How do we know he does live in that house?

I've heard that story. Listen, I don't know. I don't believe anything from these motherfuckers. All I'm trying to say is like everybody has their version of flexing. And the flex is, pretending to have the thing that you don't have. We all do it. And why would you not do it?

You're supposed to fucking do it. We were talking about this on flagging, but it's like, I'm tired of dudes getting upset at women for getting plastic surgery. Like, if you could get surgery to make you look richer, you would.

No. Charlemagne. Only thing I really wanted is a four-skin coat. What is that? I know you really want to get this out so bad. I know you would. I know you want to get this out so bad.

I just think that's a different type of flex. But somebody to see your leather. them be like, what is that? You'd be like, well, how do you know your leather isn't made from four skin of other animals? That is very true. So you might have a leather. Other animals? Of course.

Animals get circumcise? No, they don't. Well, they get the whole skin. That needs to say, I want that dick skin, bro. Part of it is the dick skin. Of course. What do you think they make the gloves out of them? Not because they all animals are pink.

You never had fingerless gloves? What do you think that is? That's five little bear dicks. What do you mean like the shit? The fons are the way? That's five cow dicks. And you just put it in like that and they obviously cut it so the dick can come out. 100%.

What do you think they make fingerless gloves out of? Is that why leather smells like that when it gets wet? You mean taste good? You imagine somebody looking at a jacket and say, that tastes like four-sticks? Rare. Four-skin coat would be fire. Why, though? Why?

I just think that's a different type of flex. That's a different type of money. Yeah. When you got four-skin? Because they say they throw the foreskin away, right? Who is they? Google. They treated as biological waste, right? Wait, wait, wait. Who is they, though?

What do you mean? Like, who is they? Google. No, but who circumcises? Which they are you talking about? What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean? Okay, so the morose throw it away. Chris throws it away? The morose throw it away. We know the morose throw it away. We know the morose throw it away.

All right. Yeah. That's what I think happens. Huh? Oh, my God. Shut. Come on, bro. You were 50 million, bro. You got $50 million.

That is a lie. And stop believing stupid shit like Celebrity Network. That shit is the biggest con in the world. Nobody knows what somebody is. Yeah, how do they calculate that? I have no idea. I just know it's some bullshit. Nobody, that is the biggest con going.

I bet you're a network not even right right now. Don't even look at my network. Don't even look at my. I don't even want motherfuckers to know about my network. What do I look like? Oprah? I look like Oprah to you Trying to flex my life

People respected though They respect it They respected Bro I went to this fucking That hotel bro And my whole thing with the hotel is I want to escape I want to get away from any stress Anything like I'm out

Like I don't want to deal with anything at all So I'm going to go to the middle of nowhere No people nothing So I could actually truly get to relax Feel no anxiety no stress And just totally take a break right Um That's what I

That's what my goal was right That's a lie You made that Three times over. Charlie man. That was my goal. Okay. To be completely stress-free, right?

You see, that I'm, you know, because I know the stress that I have here. So I'm like, why don't I go to a place where I can have no fucking stress

at all? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go to this place and I'm going there Thanksgiving week, obviously, right? The problem that I didn't realize until I got there is the place is on a Native American reservation.

Man. So there was no celebration of things Not a lot. Damn. Damn. Did that make you feel awkward? I mean, I got some of the saddest happy Thanksgivings I've ever gotten in my entire life. From who?

The fucking Native America is working there, bro. No. Yes, dude. So they got to do that shit just to be hospitable, man. But begrudgingly, bro, and I didn't want to say to them. At least you wasn't an asshole. What do you mean? Like going in there, like being the super celebration Thanksgiving guy,

fucking turkey hat on. No, I was an asshole in my own way. All right. Okay. Okay, Sarla. Okay, Sarla. Okay, Sarla, big A figures. Big A figures.

That should have been like that for a while. Big A. Oh, oh. No, I'm saying that number. Excuse me. No, no, that number has been up there for a while. Oh, shit. Yeah, that number has been up there for a while.

Oh, shit. Yesterday's price. Not today's price. It's not today's price. I don't care about that kind of shit. Let's go, bro. Stop pulling up Angela Yeez net. Pull up Charlemagne, the God's net worth, bro.

Sunthage lead is her last week on the breakfast club. The breakfast club is we know it is officially over. Oh, shit, bro. Oh, shit, bro. Oh, shit. Dude, this is crazy. You should have took the blanket. This guy is crazy.

What's wrong with this guy, man? Listen. Yo. Did you see? Yo, yo. Yo, pull that net worth back up, bro. See if that should. shit went up because this guy stay making money.

They got to just that shit every hour as how rich this motherfucker is, okay? Pull that shit up so we can see how much it is now, Taylor. How much it is now? I saw one that got a really fake number. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. What is that? Celebrity Net, Werf with an F? Yes, exactly.

For real. It was one of those sites like that. I'm like, get the fuck out of him. That shit said something crazy. That shit said almost triple that number. I'm like, get the fuck out of him. It said almost triple, like 30? It said 30?

It actually said 27. The reason I can say that is because I know it's not true. But what you got, though? I got life. What you got? I got life, man. Talk to me. Life, man.

Talk to me nice. Life, man. Life is a beautiful thing, man. Happy to be here, man. Yeah. How many lifetimes what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's talk about Glorillailla, man. Okay, okay. Let's go to Glorilla's net worth. She's just getting started. Glorilla having a great fucking six months. Yeah, she is. A lot of viral activity. Literally, Yogadi jumped on, she jumped on the yacht with Yogadi this summer.

Now she's out of here. Like, a fuck nigger free is a hit record. That record tomorrow with Cardi B about to be a number one record. She got nominated for a Grammy. She's killing it. But she said something that I found was interesting because I think this is very generational so I have to take her word for it. Clarilla's like what, 23 years old?

Oh, you have the clip? Oh, you got that clip ready, huh? But not Howard Stern? What's up with you? God damn, Taylor! What's your net worth, Taylor? What's your net worth? What's the quote?

I just got to say this. What? If you trust the N-word that you met at the club, you was a hot-ass mess and a goddamn fool and you don't got no motherfucking home training

You had to look at that end, right? You had to be... I did, bro. I had to look at it. You spelled no and old. Sharply, bro. Let's hear it. Let's hear it tale again.

I just got outside these. I just got outside these. If you trust a nigger that you made at the club, you was a hot-ass and a goddamn fool and you don't got no motherfucking home trying to. Because bitch, why the fuck

you sent up here falling in love with a nigger that you know you met at a place where he's looking for hosy. Bitch he's looking for hos. He can to treat you like a motherfucking hoe, bitch. Why the fuck is you send your dumb ass right here filing a love? Stay woke.

Stay the folk woke. I'm 44 years old. I haven't been to the club in a long time, so I got to take her word for it. Whoa. If she's telling, you know, women, our guys, are guys too, like, there's nothing happening in the club except for fucking, you know what I mean? Oh, so she's saying don't even go to the club?

She's, well, we had our breakfast class. She says she don't go to the club, but she's just basically saying, like, why would you take any person serious that you met in the club? Well, it depends. Like, what if you're a strong independent woman, then once you get her punani crush? But that's the thing, right? Same way guys go to the club looking for poon-poon. Women go to the club looking for dick-dick. Yeah, and why can't women get some dick dick dick?

They can't, you know what I mean? But they just, they're not able to do it without, you know, I guess feeling like hoes. Oh. But do you think a girl who just wants dick dick is a hoe necessarily? No, I think she's a woman who knows what she wants. Or her cat died or something. And I think, yeah. No, for real.

She wants comfort. Yeah. Company, no company. That's real. Coffery. Coffered and company. That's right. Women want company.

She wants company. Yeah. I agree with that. I like that. You should coin that. Yeah. company. Because that's also good because it's like come and fanny.

Yeah. And then it's like, come on me. Company. Come on your company. Come on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The interesting thing about this, though, is that women and guys act like they can stop who they grow to love.

It don't matter where you meet a person. That's true. You can meet a person at a club. You can meet a person in church. You can meet a person in Target. If you and a person got a chemistry, it don't matter. If y'all meant to be, it's going to happen regardless. You know what I mean?

Like that whole. mentality. I'm not saying that it, you know, it might block your blessings, but, you know, it does make you go into certain situations and probably miss out on, you know, your future. That's true. Though I would, I do also understand where she's coming from, where she's like, yo, the people here are just trying to fuck. And if you're trying to meet a dude who is not only trying to fuck, then maybe that's not the place. That being said, those people, dudes that are trying to fuck might also be trying to find a girl. That night they're trying to fuck. And maybe another night they're like, I'd like to find a girl, et cetera. But I understand what she's saying.

I totally understand what you're saying. So where do you meet dudes, not at it? Where do you meet dudes? Like, where do you meet guys to, like, be friends with? Yeah, where do you find friends these days, man? I mean, for the past 13 years, all my friends have come through this business. Interesting. Literally.

Yeah. Like, and I think that's the way it should be. Absolutely. I've never been the type of be like, no new friends, no new friends. A lot of my friends have helped me get to the next level. A lot of these new friends have helped me, you know, evolve and get to the next level. Do you want to talk about that guy, man? Who?

Listen, man, I've said it a million times. I will continue to say it a million more. There's nobody on this planet that seeks white validation like Kanye West. And I found it so interesting when I watched clips to him on that, what was it, the Timcast podcast? I found it so interesting because he really acts like he's a victim. He acts like he hasn't caused this on himself. Yeah. And, you know, y'all get kissed my ass.

The Jewish community did not overreact in any way, shape, or form. They handled their business. And what I want to ask black people is, what are y'all holding on to? How many more times does this man have to give you his ass to kiss? Oh. He went from making crazy anti-black statements, right? We all know him. He got a greatest hit.

Slavery was a choice. Harry Tubman didn't free the slaves. You know, the George Floyd's death of him. and all of these different things. He's chitting on black people with a million different times. But now you're just running the streets with full-fledged white supremacists.

Yeah. People who have fully embraced not see ideology. That's the Nick Fuentes guy that he's with. Fully embraced them. Can you break that down to me? Well, I had a list, actually. I saw a list on this article

that came out yesterday. Let me see if I can find it. What's the name of that list? It was on a... What? I think it was... Who was an article? Who was it?

It's a list of what? What is it a list up? It's a list of all of the things that this guy is done. Oh. And said. Wild. Huh? Oh, you got it?

Oh, shit. Yeah, send me that. Chris, wow, you have that one right on that. Chris, no. Kind of interesting how that works, huh? Chris. That you just got that one immediately? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay. So the headlines, it's the New York Times. Trump's far right embrace. Why it's important to know more about, what's his name? Nick Fuentes. Man, they had a list, though, Chris. Like, they had it like bullet pointed and everything. He's called homosexuality disgusting,

asserted that the Republican Party was run by Jews. Well, what's disgusting about homosexuality? That needs to be pointed out. I have no idea. Said it would be better if women could not vote. That's wrong. Compared himself to Hitler and hoped for a total area of victory. What would be better if women didn't vote?

The lines to vote. He declared that the first amendment was not written for months. There would be smaller lines. And he maintained that Jim Crow segregation was better for them. It's better for us. It's better in general. All I'm simply saying is this dude has embraced like. Did you hear that?

Jim Crow segregation is better for them, better for us is better for everyone. That might be debatable. You've heard actually this is so interesting. No, no, no. The argument for that is, is that actually, you've heard about this argument. I've heard the argument where like the communities were able to build because they were more insolns. and you were supporting your community. You're going to your community's grocery store.

But the problem with that is every time black people do that, they destroy it. They destroy it. Every single time. So it works as long as you don't firebomb the community. Yeah. As long as you let us cook. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, y'all be cooking, man. Get out of him, man. Come on, man. Come on, you all. Yeah, y'all be cooking, man. Like you was at a black person else for Thanksgiving. You know what I'm saying? Like hams, grams, mams, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.

Can I get to the end? You know it. Sweet. Yams. You know it. And also, man, I don't want to go through another two years. I was singing that shit at the Navajo reservation. They was not feeling that at all.

Hams, grams. I don't know, graham crackers. What is grams, man? Nobody said grams, greens. Oh, hams, greens, tomatoes, potatoes. You know it! I do feel like we're making a mistake by giving it so much media attention. That shit is old school.

bruh. We are waiting on the sturdiness to kick in. You were getting nerdy, but not sturdy. Also, I can't go through you. It's November 22. Is it, though? Do we have to go through two years on whose calendar? Of Trump and Kanye and the media, bro?

Oh, my God. Do we have to go through this? Listen, you know who could shut it down immediately? The media. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, y'all do not have to report on this shit every five minutes. Did you see Kanye on the Timcast? No, I didn't. I just saw the walkout.

You just saw the walk out. Yeah, and he walked out in like the weirdest way. It seemed like he wanted to walk behind him. Like, why don't you just go out through the door, Kanye? You know what was going on there? The funniest meme in the world was like somebody say, Kanye is really assembling the avenges of scaring the host. Scaring the host?

Like, like, you're scaring the host. Yeah. That's funny. Hey, bro, you're scared of it. Like, you're a weirdo if you do that? Yo, when you got Howard Stern out here saying, you just walk around the whole damn paper towel, bro? No, it was there already. When you got Howard Stern out here asking a simple question. That was crazy, bro. I thought you just busted out paper towel in your backpack like that. That was... No. When you got Howard Stern asking a simple question, which is how much of a self-hating black man are you? Oh, shit. That's what he said. That's what he said about Kanye goes. He said, how?

How much of a self-hating black man are you that you would be out here embracing full-fledged white supremacist? And that is a valid question. That is a valid question that everybody, for whatever reason, especially you Kanye stands, love to avoid. Why can y'all point out the coonism and so many other people, the Uncle Tomism and so many other people? But when it comes to Kanye's anti-blackness, you turn in a blind eye. and it's some greater plan and you know he's he's he's doing all this to liberate us

how how are we at the point yet we're willing to say his music isn't even that great I don't think so he ain't put out no beans greens tomato potato but he did not put out no beans greens

tomatoes but you can say that's Kanye Bisi huh that's Kanye Bc before Cooney Oh. So the college dropout and the late registration and the graduations and the My Beautiful

Dark Twisted fantasies and the AIDA and Heartbreaks that came before all of this. I mean, no, I'm just joke. Kanye is absolutely amazing making music. We had Ari Shapiro on a podcast and he was like, yo, and we were asking, what do you think

about all the Kanye Jewish stuff? He's like, why didn't he just make a song out of it? He's like, his gift is a song, not tweeting. If he made a song, people would listen to it. But you got to see the thing with song You gotta have a He's Jewish, the guy who said this Yeah, but you gotta have content

Like you gotta actually know What the fuck you're talking about Like a song has a beginning A middle and an end Does it? I think so Like a song can't be just rambling He can go on these podcasts and stuff

And just ramble You know what I mean But a song has to have a thesis to it Don't you think? You don't think so? I don't know, man What's you looking for in that? This book right here

I was looking for my Vaseline actually but since we're here, this book right here, since we're talking about these type of people, but it's called Five Types of People Who Can You Can You Can You Know Your Life? Identifying and dealing with narcissists, sociopaths, and other high-conflict personalities. Okay.

Great read. The five types of people that will ruin your life. One, beans, two, greens, three, tomatoes, four, potatoes, Five, yams. Can I get to the yams? Stay away from all those types of people. people unless you want to have a delicious meal.

You know it! I'm just saying, Charlemagne. Let's pay some potato. I'm just saying, Charlemagne, America right today is going up against Iran. Oh, man. They are? In the World Cup. Oh, in the World Cup.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how all of y'all are going to fuck about football now. Once every four years. Iran is trying to play unfair, bro. What do you mean? They are threatening the families of all the players. I like that. That's fine.

Well, why don't we do it? Because we've said that a million times. Like, you see somebody playing bad and you'd be like, damn, you know, they almost got his mama tied up in a basement. They got it like that out there. Wow. That's a team who wants to fucking win. So what is our,

who is Iran threatening? Their families, bro, the player's families. How, though? They got them in a bunker or something. I don't know. Are you making this up? Yeah. Oh, man.

Like, I think I'm making up. I might be right. It is a real story. See it's a real story. Pull it up right now, then. I don't believe. Pull it out. Pull it out right now.

Cock it back. If any of the players protest, like they did the last, the first game, they didn't sing the national anthem because of all the rioting and stuff that's going on in Iran. So if they protest.

They didn't sing their own national anthem, but they should be singing our shit too. Hold on. Iran didn't sing their national anthem. The Iran players didn't sing their national anthem as a protest to the country because they don't like the treatment that's going on. Oh, so Iran is threatening Iranian

players. Yeah, they can't threaten our players. Oh, I thought you said Iran was, I thought the way you said was Iran was threatening the U.S. He's not threatening our players. Oh. Oh. What? I'm just talking about the establishment.

Actually, I fuck a Persian people, man. I like preference a lot. That being said, fuck boys. It's on today. What? 2 p.m. Eastern Standard time. All right.

What? You're going to get approached in the street. You know what you're going to say? Iran. Iran. Iran. You get an approach. By God.

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You say again? You're checking your sperm just to make sure you can... I can get my wife pregnant, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she's just paranoid. We've been doing this for... We've been doing two months of sex. Why do you think it's you, though? God, you just don't...

Like, why do you think anything is wrong period? Like, I don't know. You just want to make sure. You ever been around a woman? I don't know. Have you ever been around them? Have you ever been around a woman that wants something and they want it now? No, I get it.

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You know it. How is it that a woman made the greatest song ever without even realizing it. That's the greatest song ever. Oh, shut up, Taylor. She don't identify as a woman? She's in church. You see there?

Fake feminist for no reason. Taylor wanted to jump out the window because you identified a woman as a woman. She was a woman. You never saw the video? How else did he have said it? How did that woman mean the greatest song? I didn't hear it like that. I'm saying she's not a professional musician.

She's a woman, a God-fearing Christian woman. I'm in beans, greens, tomatoes. I don't know if she's not a professional, though. I don't know who she is. She probably is professional, but you, right here, you're some beans, greens,

tomato's potatoes, yeah. You are not thick. Your shit is leftover. That's leftover things given food. Yo, that's been in the fridge too long. That's crazy. What's the day? Today is,

are you leftovers? You definitely left overs. Damn to throw that shit away. Beans, greens, tomato, potatoes. Okay. Get me to the game. We're singing two different songs. We are mixing two different Thanksgiving songs.

Why is there more Thanksgiving songs, beans greens? Thanksgiving don't get no respect, bro. Come on, Drax. Friendsgiving is more fire than Thanksgiving. Why he looks so much like Drax, bro? This is fucking crazy. Like, they got the same fucking. We got to paint him up, bro.

We got to pay him up, bro. For Halloween next year? We got to pay you up. Bro, it's the same fucking. head, body, everything, man. What's his real name? He looks like Vin unleaded. That's Batista, right?

Yo. Yeah, Patista. No, but for real, we need to figure that out, man. Yo, Halloween next year, you got to go as Drex. Or you got to go as fast and not so furious. Yo, come on. You don't got no church announcements? I church denounce it.

Come on. The greatest church announcement ever was these greatest That did sound like the church. That sounds like the church menu. That sounds like the church menu. Just make sure you watch hell of a week this Thursday, 1130 p.m. on Comedy Central right after the daily show. Hell of a week.

Watch that shit. So Charlemagne could also quit and go on tour. We got a few more episodes. Make millions and millions of dollars. We got a few more episodes for the years over. How many more episodes, bro? For the years over, three. No, after this week, too, because Trevor's last day is the eighth.

Our last day is the 15th. Are you doing something special for his last day? No. Why? Trouble killing. Trevor had Obama on. He had Will Smith on. Now I understand why I didn't get shit for my birthday from you. I did give you something for your birthday.

No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Oh, no, you did. You gave me a bottle of wine. That's it? Yeah. I did. No.

That was wedding. Oh, that was a wedding. Yeah, yeah. Why are you ganging up on me when I'm just trying to be silly? But yeah, make sure you watch 11.30 p.m. on Comedy Central. I forgot who he got this week. I got no Lurrell's going to be on. This guy's unbelievable.

I think Amanda Seals is going to be on. Oh, Trayvon Free. Trayvon Free will be on. And I believe Val Demings. Don't quote me on. Yeah, but tune in 1130 p.m. Comedy Central right after the Daily Show. Oh, man. This was wild, bro.

What? The Colorado LGBTQ bar shooting. Oh, oh, come on, man. That happened at Club Q. God bless all of those people who perished in that tragic mass shooting. God bless everybody that was injured. but the father You know the father is a crackhead

Weirdo That's meth bro Yeah whatever meth Yeah yeah Clear math Yeah like that was wild Like you get told That your son just committed a mass shooting

At a gay club And you're like I ain't gay He's not gay And you're claiming that you're a Mormon Even if you think gay is a sin Right even if your religion tells you That gay is an abomination

Or whatever the Bible says Yeah. The Bible don't speak too fondly a murder either, my guy. No, he does not. No, it does not. Like, I don't, I don't think that the weight of, I don't think you can wait those sins.

This guy's jaw. This guy's jaw is crazy, crazy. Yeah, let's hear. There's a shooting involved in, you know, there are multiple people. And then they were on, they were on, to find it's a gay bar. Yeah, right.

And I was like, oh, my God, he's a scary. Oh, my God, shit is he's gay. And he's not gay. So it's like, it. Well, you guys had had had, conversations about that.

You were kind of Yeah, you were adamant. Yeah, I was a bad at him. I'm a Mormon. I have a conservative Republican and we don't do gay. We don't do gay.

I can't get answers from the attorneys, really, but they're saying that somebody's involved in a gay bar or something, I don't know. Because he's so animated and so comical

and so right on the nose with all of the talking points, conservative Republican, religious, you know, and not kind of really making light of a mass shooting, making it seem like the LGBTQ issue is bigger than that. Like those are the kind of people that have fueled conspiracy theories

because you're like there's no way this could be real. Yeah. But it is real. It's fucking terrifying. It is real. And religion is a motherfucker. And, you know, I did an interview with Fox News Digital a couple of weeks ago. And we was having the conversation about, you know, Secretary Pete.

And I was saying that, you know, being that Secretary Pete is part of the LGBT community, it probably gives him a lens of empathy, right, that a lot of other people may not have. Because when you come from a marginalized community, you're able to see things. You're more considerate about, you know, other people and what other people are going through. But I also said that reason, him being a part of the LGBT community is why I don't think he probably would ever be president because of stuff like that. Because this is such a religious-based country, right? this is a country so rooted in Christianity that I don't think they would ever accept

a member of the LGBT community as president. I think that they would accept a woman or a black person before a member of the LGBT community because of religion. Yeah, I think that that's a very reasonable a way to look at it. I also think that we felt that before Barack about a black president.

You know, I think that every famous comedian was like they'll never be a black president, never will happen, et cetera. And then we saw it. And now it's incredibly plodely. to have a black president. Like, any day now we might have one. I mean, no, he's saying any day now, you might have one.

Yeah, man, but I just think, I just think when you're going against somebody, when somebody thinks they're going against their faith. No, I think you're 100% right in that regard in terms of that's how people believe. The question is, like, will they put aside certain beliefs to allow that to happen? I don't think this country is as progressive as they act, bro. And you know what else showed me that? What? The movie bros fly.

What is that movie? It was a romantic gay comedy. Hey, yo. That had a lot of marketing and a lot of promotion. Hey, yo. And it flopped at the box office. Maybe everybody just paused it and then nobody got to see it. Have you think about that?

Maybe the movie started and everybody was like, yo, pause. And then the guy up there was like, all right, I guess. And then they never got to actually see it. I just think that people aren't as welcoming of that lifestyle. as we pretend that people are. I also think with a romantic... Well, one, I don't know if the movie's good or not. I have to see one if the movie's good.

It's a very easy scapego to just be like, people didn't like my movie because they're homophobic. Like, two things can be true. People can be very homophobic which we know is fucking true. But what about the gay people? Even if people are homophobic,

forget them. That's what I'm saying. There's millions and millions of gay people that could have went to support that movie. But that's what I'm saying is maybe, maybe they didn't like the move. And I think the biggest issue here is not even the movie itself.

It's the biggest, biggest issue is nobody goes to the movie theater see a rom-com anymore. Certain movies just do not work in the movie theater. The only thing that actually can work in movie theater right now is superhero action, show, superhero action, top gun, Marvel,

or horror. Horror's been killing as well. So apparently, bros gross 11.6 million in the United States, Canada, 3.1 million other territories for a total wide, 14.7 million. Bros. released alongside Smile. Initially, projected growth 8,7 million from 3,300.

Fero's flopped. Yes. There's another gay rom-com coming, too. I went to go see the menu this weekend, and they had it at the beginning of the menu. I forgot what the name was. Fire Island? No, it wasn't Fire Island.

Anyway, I guess my point is, rom-coms are not going to exist in movie theaters. Now the way that we consume content is changed. Say again? No, bros is the one it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Drax. There's a...

There's a... Come on, drags. Come on, Drags. Stop playing around, dude. That was the most drags comment ever, too, right? Come on, Jacks. Okay. So,

uh, come on. So, come on, Charla. Why are you looking to me like I'm a plate of beans, Greens, some of Maine.

This guy is so crazy. So, so crazy. Why am I crazy? Why am I crazy right now? Come on. Charlotte, Maine.

Why am I crazy, man? Because you're nuts. Whoa. This guy is so good. Whoa, yo, whoa. But what were you saying? I think that the way that we consume things in movie theaters will change and because of that movies will change.

Like, bros might do well if it's good once it hits streaming. People watch Roncom streaming now. It's not? I don't know what they're waiting for. If it's not already, I don't know what they're waiting for. Yeah. I don't know, man. I just think that, you know, when people are morally opposed to homosexuality because of faith,

yeah. Ooh, that's a tough nut to crack. But people go see a lot of movies they're morally opposed to. That's the thing. Like people are morally opposed to crime and they go see crime movies all the time. I'm not saying, but this guy has a perfect example. Yeah. He's literally just kind of like overlooked the fact that all of these people got killed and is more worried about his son being gay.

Yeah, he's a horrible human being. That makes no sense whatsoever. A horrible. A horrible. What's a fucking human being as well. You know who else is horrible? What? Balenciaga.

What happened with that? Bro, this is wild. Now, I don't, I usually don't discuss things that I can't afford or hardly pronounced. But we know for a fact that you can afford it because you're worth $50 million. That's not true. You're worth $50 million. That's not true. This is wild, right?

What is Balenciagra? Can we say that right now? What is it? What is it, though? Like, what is it? It's closed, right? High and clothing brand. It's a high and luxury brand.

Yeah. That's what I thought. Pull up what they did, Taylor. I know they're still in the production company for $25 million. So basically they got these kids, right? Mm-hmm. And it looks like BDSM. So basically they have teddy bears that are wrapped in like 11.

BDSM gear. Yeah. And there's. There's a, yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a, a court document in the bag that, Jesus Christ, Taylor. It's, it's truly impressive. It's truly impressive. There's a BDS, so you see, like she'll, she sees us reading and throw down. No, no, no, no, he's literally looking at it and pointing. Exactly.

French luxury brand, Valencia, Iga, apologized for its advertising campaign that showed two young children posing with bears wearing BDSM style harnesses and featured court documents that mentioned virtual child porn. What's wild about this is now they're suing the production company that put it together, but the production company is like, y'all oversaw the whole thing. Well, who is the creative behind it? I think that's... I think everybody needs to be investigated.

Well, no, everybody should, but like, there is... Every one of these campaigns has a creative director, right? And I think we need to figure out who that is. And then the other thing that I would say is, like... The empty wine glasses with the kids, like, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, but the court dock is the craziest thing. The court dog is the craziest thing. the court document, we looked at this on

flagrant. What would it, what did exactly say? It was a Supreme Court case. It was a Supreme Court case about child porn on the internet or something. Pull that up, Taylor. It's probably in that same article, Taylor, if you just any, you don't read. Just look for it, maybe another one that we can bring it up. But the point is, it's like, why can't you just keep

kids out of it? Like, I don't get this shit. Like, it's so hard. I don't get it. Just leave the fucking. And nobody says that's a bad idea. Yeah. Like, all of these people on set, Nobody says, hey, yo, even in a production company is saying that Balenciaga oversaw the whole shit, right? Yeah. But my thing with the production company is, even after you got what the creative was,

why did you agree to do it? The Supreme Court doc is basically saying child porn is illegal, but producing and distributing sexually graphic images of children is okay as long as it's not obscene. So Balenciaga is basically acknowledging the graphic image, but that it's okay per the Supreme Court time. Which is even worse because you're basically saying, yo, this is what we're doing.

Wow. Somebody need to be investigated, bro. I don't know what the punishment should be. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't weigh this shit in no way. Yeah. I mean, Kanye is the luckiest man on the planet right now. Why do you say that?

I mean, Valenciauga drops him and then they drop this. Yeah, but he's trying to stand on a moral high ground. But his campaign manager literally got caught up like five years ago. I'm not saying it makes him good. I'm just saying condoning pedophilia. Wait, what? You knew that.

Knock it off. Oh, oh, Milo, you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, that was a different thing. What he was, oh, God. Yeah, so what Milo basically said that it is very common in gay relationships where an older man will date

a younger, a younger gay boy. And boy being, I don't know exactly what he was, like a boy in there's like teenage age. I just know he caught a bunch of backlash because they said he was condoned and pedophilia. Yeah, he was saying for some reason that's all right, which absolutely is not all right, but he said it was probably more common in the gay world

because those younger gay men don't have other younger gay men that they can talk to about being gay. Yeah, but my point is... I'm not condoning it. What I'm saying is that's where he was coming from. But if you're Kanye, how you can't have sex with your children, dude? That's right.

But how are you going to call out Blinch Tiago? But you campaign managers? Yeah. You know what I mean? Have y'all had that conversation? Yeah, I mean, Kanye is just grasping as straws, 100%. But I think we could also look and just like, yo, dude, like...

This is just crazy. Yeah. This is nuts. Like this campaign And I really think the reason that people aren't like Up in arms about it is because It's Belencia. Like the average person not paying attention to some shit they can't afford

Like I don't I've never seen a Belinciaga ad in my life Yeah This is the first Blenciaga ad I've ever paid attention to Ever in my life Yeah And it's only because of the commotion around it You know what I mean? I don't if I've worn Balenciaga

I did it because Ty the stylus put it on me I don't buy this type of shit But these my money motherfuckers need to be investigated. At least an investigation. Yeah. Don't you think?

Yeah. Like, I need to know why y'all thought this was okay. Like, check somebody's computers or something. Like, let me see what you got on your cookies, bro. There's a guy who is the creative director of this campaign. You think? There has to be, right? Somebody has to make the decision.

He's being sued. The guy, I forgot his name, but whoever runs the production company, I think his name was Nickle is something. But they're suing him, but he's throwing it right back at them like, bro, y'all oversaw this whole shit. I don't care who gets sued. I just want to know who. thought this was good.

I just want to know their name. That's right. And I want to know that. But it's a number of people, though. Got to me, right? Yeah. I think we should just, I think we should be able to know who they are.

That's right. Like, and I want to know the parents to sign their kids up for this shit. You know, that shit is wild. Bro, parents that let their kids be like the girl who got molested in a law and order SVU episode is like, how bad you want your kid to be famous, yo? That is weird to me.

That is fucking, you read the script and the girl gets molested in the episode. That's every law and order SVU. And you're like, oh, my daughter would be perfect for this. You need to be investigating. That's not weird. That's a solid point. I never thought about it, but that's a solid point. Yeah, I don't know, bro.

I think, I don't know. I think wanting your kids to be famous should be illegal. What if it's written into, that should be illegal? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? What if it's written into the script, but it's like nothing happens to him? No, of course nothing's going to happen.

It's acting. No, no, no, no, I'm saying. But sometimes some people act this shit out. You've seen movies because this shit is acting out. No, you've never seen a movie where there's molestation of a child acted out.

What are y'all talking about? That fucking movie with the girl thought that, the woman thought that her, her dead husband was reincarnated in the little boy's body and she was in the fucking tub with the little boy.

Yeah, but were they being sexual? She was washing them. She thought it was her husband. What was the name of that fucking movie, man? Oh, I know. It's your tub. Beans, green, tomato. Shut up, man.

But what if the person, what if the person doesn't have to do anything, but it's just written into the script that this person got taken? I still wouldn't want my daughter to be acting as if that happened. I don't want them, I don't want her to even access those feelings and emotions. Like, a director has to say, hey, can you act a little molested today? Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah, we can.

We can absolutely do it. No, I don't think we need movies. Those should be documentaries. No, for real, those should be teachable moments. When you're trying to tell these stories, use them as teachable moments. and tell the story. How many, how many of these famous kids

do we need to see be complete weirdo fuck-ups as adults before we start going? Maybe it's dangerous to allow your kid to do that shit. You get abused. You get abused, even if you,

I'm not, forget abuse, it's falling off. Yeah. Being a child star, making all that money, having all that attention, and then when you get older, then nobody gives a fuck.

Jesus Christ, man. That shit right there might drive you insane. By itself. Everybody's trying to manipulate you. Everybody's trying to treat you in a bullshit way. You don't actually get real interactions with people. I think it's a very odd thing that parents would see what happened. Like, for example, there's a lot of parents, right, who see what happens to people who play football.

And they go, I don't want my kids playing football because it's really dangerous and it could hurt them. Their parents who go, I don't want my kids to skateboard. Now, I'm not saying this is the right thing to do, but they go, I'm going to limit my kid's ability to skateboard because it could really hurt them and I'm looking out for their well-being. Yeah. That same shit should be applied to being a child star because literally 90% of them are absolute fucking zonked out abuse victims as adults.

It's sad. When you do meet the ones that have grown and they didn't go crazy, you really are wondering, like, and I asked them, if you notice there's been certain interviews, we've interviewed people who were child stars and like, how did you avoid going crazy?

Like, I remember the most recent one was Kim Fields. You know, Kim Fields has been around since facts to life and different strokes. right and it was her mom her mom chip her mom was in the business her mom was there with her kept her grounded you know what i mean so it's just like yeah that you you need those people around you that aren't fucking users you know and sucking the sucking the fucking life out of you man and also put a button on the belinciaga thing uh i i get going after the celebrities right i don't i don't get it just because they that's the face of the brands in some ways but my thing is

this, what are, what are the consumers going to do? The regular everyday people who buy Balenciaga, like, if you don't just call for Kim Kay that not fuck with the brand no more, why don't you just call for people in general not to fuck with the brand no more? Right. You know?

Like, Kim Kay is just one person. Yeah. You know? Like, what is she going to do not fucking with the brand no more? Yeah, I just don't think it's Kim's fault. I don't think it's her fault either. You know, like, yeah, I think it's like she was doing it before they put out this stupid action.

It's not like she has to co-sign all the ads. Yeah. Like that's weird. Yeah, but I will say on another note, if Kim had violated some type of moral clause, they would feel free to drop her. So she should be able to drop Balenciaga. Me, yeah.

And still get paid. She don't want to leave. You could tell. Because they violated the moral clause. You could tell she don't want to go nowhere. You don't think so. You saw her little statement. She's like, you know, I've talked to the higher ups.

I told them how disappointed I am with them. What does she even do with Belenciaga? Seeing the situation. I don't know. She got to get a piece of it or something like that. No. Blenzygna. I've been around too long for her.

You think? Yeah. I thought Belantiaga's new. Hell no. That shit is an old school luxury brand. As for my future with Belenziaga, I'm currently reevaluating my relationship with the brand, basing it off their willingness to accept accountability,

something that should have never happened to begin with and the actions I expect to see them to protect children. That's her way of saying I'm going to forgive their ass. I'm making too much money off this year. Maybe. Are they going to fucking have to cut her a big-ass check? Oh, yeah. They don't cut her a nice.

one. Let's do some things we won't care about next. No, let's do asking idiots. Because Shost's got to go. Yeah, we got to leave. Shost got to get up out of here. I believe that. Because you'd be gaslighting me all the time. Taylor just said gaslighting is the word of the year, and I agree with her because she'd be gaslighting me all the time. The underscore corner. Oh, this is a good one. When was the last time y'all had a miracle moment? When the last time you had a miracle moment, Schultz? A miracle moment? A miracle moment. When I was at the, when I was at that that resort, man, and I saw, like, what took nature hundreds of millions of years to create. Yeah.

I mean, it's really amazing. Like, the way that those mountains are created, the plates, the Earth's plates smash into each other, and then they get pushed up. There's a couple of different ways they're created. They're also sand dunes that are just petrified. Like water goes on them. They kind of lock in place, and they're, like, hardened. So the rocks really soft.

But it was really cool. When the plates smash into each other, it pushes one plate up, the other plate up, right? So that's really the sea floor is now at the top. So if you look at the top of these little mountains, they have this little icing like on a cupcake that has all these things that are from the bottom of the ocean. Wow. You know how fucking weird that is to climb to the top?

It is. It is. Wow. It is angel come, dude. I was up there licking it all up. Your skin looks better because of you. 100% dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

100%. That's a miracle moment. Yeah. It was a miracle, dude. It was a miracle, man. It was an absolute fucking miracle. Have you ever tasted an angel come?

Nah, not an angel come. What type of cum? What, yeah, what, what, what are you more familiar with? I mean, I guess women come. Oh, yeah? The squirt is. Nope, that's more of urine.

Well, it's salty. It's good. It is. It is. good, no, for real, it is really good. If you could get like a pot of it and boil like crabs and some shit in it, yes.

That should have probably be good as that. Yeah, dude. What? You don't think so? No, they do. They take, they take, uh, they do that. That shit is seasoned like a motherfucker, bro. They do that with, um, with, uh, with, with, with male cum.

Word is born. Y'all think salt water, like fish is slapping? They, they, they do it with, uh, they do it with, uh, they do it. Do it with crabs with male come. They'll boil male come and make a dressing. It's called Old Bay. Oh, really? No.

I thought it was just called Client Chowder. Old gay is one thing. Oh, old gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was just chowder. No, no, no, no, no, no. You sure, bro? No, chowder's still a different, different thing.

You sure chowder ain't come? No, because it's more chunky. It's like Eskimo cum. So, no, because they add the potatoes. You thought those were potatoes? That's not potatoes. That's not potatoes. Eskimos have a very thick cum, dude.

Really? Very, very thick cum. Very thick, come, dude. It is, it's astonishing to see one of those guys let one rip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how they pack in the igloos. They don't have cement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the whole tribe just comes and they just start busting nuts in the creases. Yeah. And they just slowly wrap it around and then it's just, yeah. Makes all the sense in the fucking world. 100%. 100%. Yep. TM, oh, this is a cool one.

Is it? Is that a cool one? No, you know what? Go to Sam Sylve. I like this one. Is it better to ignore insults and take the high road or throw them back so they'll stop? Depends who's insulting. I think it really depends who's insulting.

If you have something to gain, then yeah, go to war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have nothing to gain, then why would you go to war? I mean, I personally think that insults is a challenge. You know what I'm saying? Especially for you as a comedian, right? Because somebody throws some insults your way. Automatically, you think they got to be challenging you.

So now you've got to show them that you really do this. for it. Yeah, but I only accept challenges from the worthy. So it's like, I'm not going to blow you up by response to your little insult. But what about the little bum-ass guy in the front row or a woman in the front row heckling you? Oh, a live show is different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, like, fun and that's entertainment. Now you're part of the act.

I'm talking about, like, and that person is a fan who, like, paid money to come see me. Like, they want to just be part of this, like, fun little event. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm talking about, like, a hater on the internet? Like, am I going to give them shine? That's what I thought they were saying. Yeah, no, no, no. Is it better to ignore insults and take high road

or throw them back so they'll stop? Pretty tight. Yeah, I agree. It depends on who it is. It depends on who it is. It depends on who it is. Some people are just like, whatever, you blow some Eskimo chunks in their face.

That's it. Blow some Eskimo chunks in their face. I mean, some folks, like, you know, oh, you want this? Challenge, you know what I mean? What? Let's do one more Taylor. What just happened right there?

What was that? Challenge. Challenge. Y'all don't remember that? What movie was that, Chris? Challenge! Challenge! Oh, this is a good one.

This is a good one. Let's end on this. Chatty 381. When you die and have a... When you die, if you die and had a choice to come back as an animal, would you pick land or sea animal? Land. Nah. See, bro.

I want to see what's under there, bro. Come on, man. You don't want to see what's under there, bro? What's it? you mean, man. I say it like that. I'm going under the sea, man. You know what I mean?

Tuna. You know what I'm saying? You get to end up some Boston guy's boat. You think so? Yeah. That's fine. As long as listen, that's reincarnation. So I'll get to see some shit.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Get to see some shit underwater. Mm-hmm. Get caught up in some shit, probably a net. Mm-hmm. Get fried and shit. Mm-hmm.

Go in somebody's stomach. Turn in the shit. Mm-hmm. Come out and shit. Get flushed. Back again, baby. Then run it back. Right.

Run it back. You wouldn't want to be like a bird or something, like be able to fly. Nah, the water. The earth is 75% water. I want to see what's under there, bro. Really? Yes, man. That shit will probably trip you to fuck out.

Imagine being reincarnated with your human conscience, underwater, seeing Namor and shit. You know what I mean? Mermaids, all types of other shit. And can't tell nobody. Wow. You know what I mean? Like just knowing, I used to be human. All this shit is real.

That shit will be ill. I would want to come back underwater. see you. Nah. Nah, not at all for me. No. Okay, Shar, how did you feel, uh,

wait, what is this? How do you feel about those whites not showing up the Black Panther funeral? It wasn't just the whites, guys. I mean, you know, War Machine wasn't there. War Machine wasn't there.

Falcon wasn't there after fucking Wakandans gave him a whole new suit. You know what I mean? So it wasn't just the whites. By the way, War Machine and Falcon had every reason to be there. They're still on world. Okay, dead.

All right? They had no reason not to be there. Yeah. Tony Stombs' funeral was lit. Tony, every hero in the

history of the Marvel universe was at Tony Storpe's funeral. They were not at Black Panthers' funeral. Why, I do not know. Food was fire at the Black Panther funeral, though?

Food? Yeah. Shut up, man. What kind of food did they have, you, Drew? Pizza? I think they had, I think they had pizza.

There was like, there was like some salmon and that. Yeah. Also, beans, greens, tomatoes, potatoes, hams. You name it. All right, guys, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit,

you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.