The Brilliant Idiots - Guilty All The Same

Episode Date: April 22, 2021

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In the building. Wax is here. Yeah, yeah. Taylor gang is here. We were having a discussion before the podcast started about gaining weight. Ah. I was trying to inform Taylor because Taylor was talking about someone and, you know, talking about how banging the person's body is.

And I said very true, very true. But it was even better at one point in life. I don't know nothing. Right? So my whole thing with Taylor is you can go from fun size to family size real quick with just a few poor choices. You know what I mean? And I think when you're young, you don't realize that. When you're young, you just, you know, you eating all times in night.

I've seen Taylor eating salt and vinegar chips at 9 in the morning with wax. Now, mind you, shaming wax for being fat. because wax is gained a little bit, you know what I mean? Come on, come on. Listen, but you understand how much I still work out. I burned a whole lot of calories. No. I know nobody burning more calories to me.

Why do you always think that? You think you're the best of everything. But I guarantee, like, all right. He's older now. He don't realize metabolism is slowed down. He thinks he can still do what he used to do. Right. I ain't want to hear it.

No. You can't compare me to the people or that got really fucked up, that gain all that weight. And I know how to take mine off. Bro? I don't know if you've seen your waistline lately I don't know I don't even want to take my shit off but I'm gonna give you a couple more weeks

I'm gonna sit back and chill out Like gotta take it off Take off your shirt Take off my shirt You're on Miami though It's gonna be different I'm out here still in Jersey, it's cold Yeah I'm just saying man

Let me see that body bro Do you can you beat Drake Drake? Drake is chiseled bro Yeah The guy had a shirtless pick on But you got to understand anybody who's going through a Ramadan right now is cheating, so you can't even do that. And Drake ain't going through no goddamn Ramadan?

He's a Canadian. He's Jewish, too, though. Exactly. That's definitely why he's not doing Ramadan. Anybody I see that get abs like half of the year, I'd be like a Ramadan. Drake got abs? Yeah. He said he's cut.

If anybody who I see working out who's really not like that, listen. Yeah, he looks like he's in good shape. All I'm saying is you're talking a lot of shit about how you're in good shape, wax, but you're not willing to pull up that shirt. Let's see what I'm trying to tell you. I really don't want to do that right now, but I don't blame you. Listen, when your cargo pants look like yoga pants, you got a little bit too much on the thighs.

A little too much going on around the thigh area is all I'm saying. I'm trying to tell you, I really don't want to take my shit off. Just just know that I'm doing the eye. He tore his ACL. I mean, it can't be that different. Yeah, see, back then right now, I wasn't working out when I told my ACL. I was laying back in the bed and, and wife he was pregnant. Yep.

So it was like she kept feeding me. She was eating. I was eating in the bed, too. Everything you smelled all good. I did gain some pounds, but now I'm back on my feet, and I'm back on racing pit bulls. So let's go. I don't know, bro.

You tore your ACL, not your Achilles? I thought the ACL is the Achilles. No, man. No, man. No, I told Achilles. Oh, that's two different things. Too different. I didn't fucking know.

I thought ACL was a goddamn an abbreviation for Achilles. You don't know all those stuff? You don't know the song with all the bones and stuff? What's the song with the bones? The left, the left something to connected to the right. Y'all know what song I'm talking about. I know that song, but they don't talk about no ACLs in that. They got to.

The hip bones connected to the thigh bone. The thigh bones connected to the leg bone. Let me pull up some lyrics. I don't remember hearing no goddamn ACL mentioned. That's what I'm saying. So where's an ACL in that? What's it called? Bone song.

Hey, guys, are we really not going to talk about the decision, bro? The verdict? Oh, no, we're going to get to that. I was just warming up. I didn't want to come in hot. I'm saying, Bro. The bones.

Let's come in high. Let's come in with some heaters, bro. All right. Let's do it. The text were lit yesterday. Yeah, devil shavvin, Derek shavin. I mean, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I was shocked.

I didn't expect him to get off. Only because when you see other police officers testifying against a police officer, which rarely ever happened. But when you see other police officers testifying against another police officer, I'm like, oh, he's about to get, he definitely about to get hit. And even when the verdict came back as fast as it did, I was like, okay, he's clearly guilty because all the George are on the same page. I didn't expect guilty on all charges.

I'm going to be honest with you. That was a shocker. Me neither. That was a shocker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, I don't know, for whatever reason I wasn't shocked at all. Really? Yeah.

Break it down. I knew it. I knew we were going to get it right this time, Charlotte. I mean, I thought we would get it right. I just didn't think it would be guilty on all charges. Like, guilty on all charges means that they're not taking no account. accountability for nothing. Like it's all his fault.

Yes, they threw him away. He's not with us. Yeah, he's not with us no more. Under the bus, he did everything wrong. Like, you know, this is going to be one of those cases that is used in future cases, right? Yes. Violence works. Okay?

All that peaceful protesting shit is cute. But when you start fucking things up, people consider that when this decision needs to be And maybe even the police consider that when they got to testify against one of their brothers. Yeah. Do you think it's, um, do you think when you start, wait, what? Do you think it was the moment too? Meaning like, like we've seen these videos before, right? We've seen videos with, you know, men, black men, black women on tape, you know.

We seen videos of white dudes on tape getting shot as well. And they still got off. Yeah, but the, I'm talking about the moment, right? Like last year, everybody's sitting still during a pandemic. nobody really can go nowhere. Everybody's glued to their TVs. Everybody's glued to their phones. It's like it was a moment where you couldn't just brush it off

and be like, oh, I got other shit to do. Like, everybody had to face that. Yes, I agree with you. Like, so many people knew about it where there's many others where, you know, if we bring a name up today, you guys might have no clue who it is. I might have no clue who it is.

Everybody knew about this one. And the video was so egregious. And everything was there. All the evidence was there and was needed. But also the fact that, like we've seen cities get just fucked up for months. I think people are over that, regardless of how they feel. And this is the most egregious example of a cop fucking up caught on video.

And it's like, I think even people who might have felt a little bit of empathy for Derek Chauvin, I don't even know how you could, but even those people who might have been like all cop, the cop can never do anything wrong. Even they were like, man, I'm not trying to see these cities get burned down again. Fuck that. Lock that motherfucker. throw the key under the jail. Let's get back to

where, let's get back to quote unquote normal or safe situations where we don't feel like the cities are going to burn. I really think people were afraid of the city's burning. Is this what like victory feel like? I don't feel it. I don't know. I'm so used to feeling injustice. I don't even know what justice feel like.

You know what I mean? I thought I'd be more excited. I'd be more like, like I don't know. You're not supposed to be excited. You shouldn't be excited for shit that's supposed to happen. That's what That's what we were talking about earlier. Like, you're not excited that he got convicted, right? You're not excited. You're like, yeah, that's what happened.

Like, the light turns green after it's red. You don't get excited. But I was definitely angry when I seen all these other guys get put off, though. I seen all these other cops get got off. And I was like, I'm not excited over that. You know what I'm saying? I was really pissed off. So I thought I had more excitement like the way I was when I was mad.

You see what I'm saying? I can tell you why I don't have excitement. I mean, listen, I'm happy. I'm happy that. You know, in that situation, you know, justice was served. But to me, that was a one-off because until there's some real police reform in place where police officers are always being held accountable in that way, this shit is going to continue to happen.

It's a good start. You know what I mean? I don't know, I don't even know if it's a good start. It's a good start if it's actually a shift in our culture that causes some real police reform to go down. And it seems like right now maybe, just maybe. It seems like Republicans and Democrats might be on the same page in regards to getting some police reform going. You know, the only last year when the Democrats had the George Floyd Policing Act and Tim Scott had his bill.

I forgot what his bill was called. But from what I was told, a lot of people like the Republican bill more. The only difference was the Republicans didn't want to get rid of qualified immunity, which I think is the biggest thing. You get rid of qualified immunity, man, and all of these cops. got on their mind is pensions and prisons. They're going to think twice, bro. You're going to think twice when you're in that field. If you know that if I kill this guy or kill this woman and, you know, it's some malpractice involved,

it's going to come out of my pension in the fucking future. Or I might end up in prison. You're going to think twice, bro. And I think that's the change that this makes. I don't think that there's going to be any, like, legislative change. I just think there's going to be behavioral change because cops are going, oh, shit, we can go to prison too. Nah. What the law applies to me too? What you see 100% bro. It's a one off shows. Let's see. Say what? I'm, I'm, I want to be positive on this too. I've read three stories today of people getting shot. Yeah, no, he did. There's good. This woman called the police, this woman called the police on her boyfriend. Huh? That can that white lady cop, the Karen cop that thought she had her taser out and then shot the dude. That was last week. Yeah, but she's going to go down too. She's going to go down for involuntary. She should. She should. She should. She should. She should. She should. She should. So, you're going to start to see accountability happening in the courts.

And the second it happens in the courts, this is how life works. The second people realize there are repercussions for their actions, they start to change their actions. But not before. It's just like children, right? Like, if you don't punish a kid, he's just going to keep on fucking up until he finds out where the limits are. And cops never had those limits, really. And now that they're starting to see those limits, shit's going to change, bro. I would rather, I feel you, but I would rather some legislation to go with that.

You know what I'm saying? legislation you want. You can't, you're, you're already not supposed to kill black people. Yeah, but that's already against the law. But if you implement the George Floyd Policing Act where you ban the chokeholds, you know what I'm saying? You, you, you're going to find other ways, dude. It's like, but not if you take away qualified immunity. You take away qualified immunity.

And now you, you, you the police officer are solely responsible, not taxpayer dollars, not insurance, no nothing. This shit comes out of your pension. Yeah. If you're found guilty and you fuck up. Come on, we all know money, baby. I'd say this. I'd say this. Use whatever holds you want to use.

Use whatever the fuck you want to do. But if you kill somebody who's not trying to attack you in any way, you're going to prison. So you might want to choose your holds carefully. All you need is accountability. Stop trying to take away choke holes and take away these types of things. Just tell motherfuckers, if you choke someone out and they die, you're going to jail for that.

I feel you 100%. But what we're trying to do, and I think we're missing something here. Yes, you should punish cops when they do that kind of shit. but we want to prevent people from getting killed. You know what I'm saying? So in order to prevent people from getting killed, it starts with the cop making the decision before he decides to put somebody in a chokehold

or before he decides to pull up with his gun out, not even assessing the situation to see if this kid's gun is fake or if this kid got a gun in his hand or whatever it is. You know what I mean? Like, I can't just make an excuse like, oh, I grab my taser and I meant to grab my gun like, God damn. Like we can't use that as an excuse. She shouldn't be able to use that excuse.

No what thing you're grabbing, bro. The girl got her baby took in and set it off because the baby drunk some bleach. She didn't get it off. You don't remember the baby drunk some bleach and they took the baby away? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The mistake is a mistake.

She got to go. Yeah, the police are the only people who were malpractice doesn't seem to apply. Like, if I go to the fucking doctor to get my tonsils removed and wake up with no dick, I can sue the shit out of the hospital. You know what I'm saying?

Teeth fucked up. Like, and doctors, will lose their licenses and shit like that. Like, police is the only place where malpractice doesn't apply. Like, you know what's fucked up about that situation? I grab my gun instead of my taser like, huh?

You know what's fucked up about that situation though? Is that like, you're still going to have to get your tonsils taken out. You know, like, like, you got no dick and you still going to have to go in and get your tons of taking out. No dick. Not knowing what they might remove that time.

If you ain't got no dick what the fuck you care about your tonsils for? Well shit, you're gonna be having to do a lot more sucking. I don't even know what tonsils do, but people I don't even hear that no more. You don't have to need that. Townsus got the voice box. For real?

Yeah. Do people even still get their tonsils removed? That used to be a thing back in the day. I think we stopped growing tonsils, bro. Word, right? Yeah. I think we stopped growing tonsils, bro. Yeah.

I never hear it no more. What? Like, you got your tonsils taken out? I know people have tonsils and fucking meat. and chicken pox, all that shit gone. Yo, that's true. Do kids still get chicken pox? Yeah, they get that vaccine every year.

That's why. Well, not every year, but when you go back to school, I don't know if it's every year or not, but kids get the, they got to get the vaccine at some point when they start school. I think when they first start school. Oh, we got a chicken pox vaccine?

Yeah. I ain't know that shit. They didn't get me that shit when I was younger. I just had to get chickenpox. Nah, they had it when you were younger. Everybody in class got it. Not me. One person got it, everybody got it.

Now you don't get it no more. When was you young? Exactly. That's how it works. What year was you younger? Me in the same age. No, I'm saying. Like what year? I'm trying basically saying what a year we're talking?

How young? I think I got that shit in elementary school, bro. I remember getting them chicken pox. They had that shit back. They had chicken pox and measles shots back then, didn't it? We ain't good. I can afford it. They had measles shots because who the fuck gets meagles?

Meegos. Who the fuck gets measles anymore? If this Migo shot, the offset, this goddamn disease. The only thing they had in school was the Ebola shot, the thing that turned your arm red. Nah, Ebola's a new, bro. If they turn red, then you got to leave the school. What? That is that.

They had some schools. They had something out there. The burkeleosis? Yeah, there you go. Tuberculosis. The chickenpox vaccine didn't become available until 1995. Listen, Mr. Redd-Dien is a fuck.

I didn't have chicken pox. You don't care about it. that fact shit, bro. Alice, don't be coming to here with your facts, bro. The shit was out in the 80s, bro. All right. Nah.

I was putting calamine lotion all over my fucking body. Remember that pink-ass lotion you put? We was in school. Everybody got chicken pot. All right, well, the 90s. I mean, it's this chicken, but what about measles? Wait, hold on.

Charlement, you didn't even have dirt roads in fucking the 90s. Well, what are you talking about? You had a vaccine for chicken pox. What about measles? They had vaccines for something. Yeah, they had vaccines with measles. What year?

What year was measles young? 88. Nah, that shit is probably 60s. Yeah, measles been around. 1963. Let's fucking go, bro. What about freckle juice? What is that?

Freckle juice. What about freckle juice? What's freckle juice? Oh, y'all never read the book Freckle juice? No. But the guy used to drink the freckle juice because he wanted to get freckles? I just remember reading that book thinking that all you got to do is get to measles, bro. It was the same thing.

When did you start having friends? How young were you? How young were you when you had friends? What else was out there? Every childhood book, bro. From Judy Blum, the Rawl Dawn. But no, so you think this is going to lead to some type of real change, though? I think it could lead to real change in the immediate future,

and then that could go back. back. Like, think about it like, just like kids, right? Like you punish the kid. The kid's like, okay, I'm not going to do anything. And then you don't punish it for a while. It starts to see how far they could go. So as long as we are consistently holding people accountable for breaking the law, this change will exist in our lives. If we let people get away with it, then it won't. So the pressure has to be on every time a, you know, somebody is breaking the law. It's that simple. But I do think in the immediate future You were going to see change.

Like that girl who thought she grabbed her taser And then shot anyway, put her behind bars. You got to. She did that she on purpose too trying to say Taser Taser. She knew the fuck she had a guy. She been on the fourth 26 years. That's a rookie mistake, bro. She wanted that.

She wanted that hit, bro. My dude Charles McBee said that. He said it feel like every spring is like hunting season on black people. And then I saw somebody else here. It's almost like it's a sick ritual. like some Illuminati shit people are doing. Like it's weird.

But, you know, I mean, listen, man, I don't know. I still would feel more comfortable with some type of police reform in place. You know what I mean? Because it's just really, it's really about a mindset, right? Like even when I look at the situation

that happened in Ohio yesterday, real fucked up situation, right? But it's tricky because, yo, if you get a police, if you get a phone call, you know, that a woman is out here attacking people with a knife and you pull up and you to

And you just see this woman wielding a knife, you know, on a couple people. When I saw one person hit the ground and, you know, she had another woman up against the car and it looked like she was about to stab him. I thought the cop should have used this taser. He shot four times, killed the young lady. You know what I'm saying? So my whole thing is like, damn, do they got to approach every situation when it comes to black people or every situation in certain communities with fatal force is the first option? Yeah. Like there's no other, there's no other option ever.

Like, yo, she's got a knife. Like, a taser wouldn't work on a 16-year-old. You know what I mean? It's a horrible one, brother. Like, it's just, like, in four shots. And then you're telling me that, you know, and I'm, like, to some people, he's probably a hero, right? Because he did save a woman from getting stabbed.

But then I'm looking, he shot four times. If he was a bad shot, he would have shot the woman. He also was trying to allegedly save. You know what I mean? And then four shots is four shots not accepted. for somebody with a knife? Not if he, if, if somebody was going to stab my daughter, I don't care if it's a man or a woman,

but I don't care how old they are, but if they're going to stab my daughter with a knife and a cop shot that person before they could stab my daughter, that person is always going to be. I get it. Yeah, I get it. I think it's wrong to conflate these two cases because one is so egregious the misuse of power,

and the other one is doing their job. Oh, no, I don't think. I'm not conflating the cases. I'm just simply saying that regardless of what that situation was in Ohio, it seems like fatal force is always the first option when it comes to black people. That's all I'm saying. It does seem that way and you have every right to believe that way because we keep seeing these stories pop up over and over and over again.

That being said, if there was somebody who was trying to stab your daughter and you had a gun, pop, pop, you're not reaching for your taser. Tell me try to do anything to my daughter with your fucking debt. Yeah, listen, I'm with you. And I don't even own a take. But you're probably saying that if that was a white person, it probably would have went down a little different. I mean, we see it.

Like, I saw a video the other day, the white dude pulled out a gun on the cop and told the cop get the fuck away from his truck. And the cop was complying. White people. And poor dogs. White people are the shit, bro. Different. Different.

Different. They are. Like, listen, it's different. The white girls are getting fucked up. It's different. It's different. I've seen white people chase cops with knives. Yeah.

And the cops are running with guns. Like what the fuck? You should root for them. You should root for those white people, bro, because they're, you know. Wow. They're trying to bring justice. They're trying to bring justice. They see the cops doing some fucked up shit and they're taking fucking law in their own hands, bro.

And I guess that's my thing too, though, right? It's like we've seen cops. It's not like cops have fucked up training, right? Like, we always talk about how cops have fucked up training. have fucked up training. No, cops know how to use a scrant when they want to. Yes, for sure. You know what I'm saying? Cops know how to de-escalate situations when they want to. What's training for then? But it's like they pull up in certain communities, they see certain shades and they like, pop-pop. They see red. Let's ask questions later. They see black. That's all, you know.

But where are they coming from? Yeah. And I'm going to tell you something else. I'm going to not only do I want police reform, Cariel Horn. Her law, Carrielle's law that she got passed in Buffalo, New York, because she was a sister who intervened while a cop was choking out a black guy, that needs to be national, too. She was a cop, right? Yeah, she was a cop. She just got her pension back last week. The judge ruled in her favor.

That law needs to be national, especially in light of the George Floyd situation because now that we see, if Derek Sharve is convicted a murder, that makes every cop on that scene a goddamn accomplice. Yeah, conspiracy, bro. Every cop on that scene is an accomplice. Oh, you think each one of them should also go down?

Huh? You think each one of them should also go down? Well, they all got charges. They all go, they go to court in August. Interesting. Yeah, they go to court in. I mean, you sat around and watched that for nine minutes. Come on, man.

Like at no point, do you as a cop be like, bro? Nobody's human. Derek, what the fuck? You violent, bro. Yeah. Like, to me, if you care about the shield, if you can't fuck about the shield, as a cop, you're going to stop Derek Chauvin.

Because you don't want that stain on your, on your department. You don't want people looking at you all like that because it makes your job harder in the future. Yeah. That's all. So I like Carrielle's law. I think that, you know,

those cops need to be held accountable to. They're accomplices. If this guy's accused of murder, he's an accomplice. If I'm with Wax, I'm with Andrew, and they commit murder, and I didn't try to stop them.

I didn't call the police or anything after they come in to get my ass as an accomplice. Well, nobody knows anything. What you mean? I don't know nothing. No, it depends. I might have to tell him. It's all depends,

I mean, listen, is there certain things I just can't sit around and watch. I ain't trying to watch it either. That's why I'm out. I'm a man of principal. It depends on why. I'll be out. It went down. You know what I mean?

Close your eyes because you always see shit. Nope, I don't know nothing. That ain't going to work in the court of law, bro. Man, close your eyes. Imagine me on the stand. I don't know nothing. Well, we don't know nothing either. He's 100 years.

Him getting charged, though. We still don't know how long he's going to be, right? Eric Chauvin getting time, bro. Like how much you think? The one child had a max sentence of four. 40 years. Another had a max sentence of 25. Another had a max sentence to 10, man. Even if he cut them all in half, he's going to get it.

He's going to get some goddamn time. Let's, we're not talking about the real shit. The real shit. He's going to go to real jail? Man, fuck all that. What's the over on him killing himself? Damn. Yeah. Yeah, he might kill himself. That's what I'm thinking. He might kill himself. He lost his wife before all this shit happened. His wife left him. He ain't got

shit to live for. Derek might be out. They put him on suicide watch this morning. I said, I actually posted that yesterday. I was like, I hope they put this dude on suicide watch. They put him on suicide watch this morning. Let him get smashed in jail. Don't let him kill itself. Should you be allowed to kill yourself?

No. That's all right. Stop you. They're not going to let you kill yourself. That's a cop out, bro. You can't do that. Why do you take shoe strings and all that stuff in jail? They know what people try to do.

Yeah, but it's like my body, my choice. But don't get locked up and go jump off a bridge then. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying, my body, my choice. Why can't you make that choice? with your body. Because you're in prison already. That's what girls always say.

Yeah, I need you to suffer a little bit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's a cop-out. Yeah, I need you to suffer a little bit. You know what I mean? Like the only way that shit would have made sense to me is if somebody would have popped him in that moment when he was on top of Derek Chauvin.

I mean, on top of George Floyd. If somebody would have did it to him like that, that would have seemed like, you know, at least some, a different form of justice. But if you get found guilty like he did and then he kills himself, it's like, nah, I want to see you get them 40 years, bro. Yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? But isn't the death penalty a harsher sentence?

No. Yeah, but they don't just kill you with the death feeling either, though. You'd be on death row for years. Yeah, you really do. They don't just kill you? Still do the time and die after the fact. Yeah, they don't just kill you when you're on death row. Death row, you sit for a while.

I'm just saying, do we really want to, like, pay for this guy to eat three meals a day, read a bunch of books, like learn some cracks? Yeah, he can still jerk off. No, I want him to get beat up in jail. Yeah, you got to like break his fingers. Yeah, but they're not going to put him in a position to get beat up. They're going to protect him. You know, honestly, there might be a connection between the CEOs and the cops and they might look after them.

Somebody knows somebody. This is the challenge we need to have on brilliant it is. You know, Andrew has, you know, challenged Jay Williams. He challenged Daryl Revis one time. He thinks he can do heart surgery. Andrew got to go to jail for 25. You never been in jail? We need Andrew in a maximum security prison.

but 24 hours because Andrew always talks about prison light work like it's a resort light work I'm telling you this Charlemagne bro you got to sit down and think man hey everybody better watch their cheeks

because I'm coming to collect oh you're talking that now you know they listen to the shit in there they need to bro you're inside of there so that how you got to walk in the prison the aggressor like I'm coming to fuck I'm here for one purpose I got 24 hours

to live. What is it do? Who do I screw? You know what I? You're going to come in there, dogs. You thought I was going to grab my ankles. You thought, you thought. This show's walking out. I'm white Rob. Okay. And I'm coming to Rob. Cheeks. All right. Yeah. I got 24 hours to screw. I got 24 hours to give. This dick. You don't know any people that's really down. That's the problem. I'm coming through with the opposite handle. Okay. Rob Marciano. We're not playing games over here. Then you realize them power bottoms

that have been in there doing fucking 900 squats a day. And they're like, yes, put that dig right in here so I can break it off in these cheeks. Try to. That's why I say I say, try to. I see you. I see you. I've ever got robbed before?

Say what? Have you ever got robbed before? Yes, I have got robbed. And you wasn't, how did you react? I gave them the shit. What just got to do in anything, Taylor? No, because I just want to know. Like, you're not scared and everything else.

That's why I want to know. But the robbery in jail, two different things. I'd rather get you. Rob me right now. Take everything. Here, here, you can have it. But as long as you're just going to rob me, though. If you're just going to rob me, you can rob me.

I don't need more than jail. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is when I go to jail, Taylor, like, it's different. The alpha dog is now in prison. Like, the apex predator is in prison. You know what I mean? Like, everybody's got to be on high alert. You do a laundry, bro. Say what?

You do a lot. You're doing washing drawers. I promise you they're going to have you washing drawers in jail. Right, bro. We're going to need to because them sheets going to be mighty messy after what I do in things. I'm going to be shooting ropes out there, bro. Andrew don't get it. It's all funny games.

Listen, here's the funny part. Andrew going to fucking run and end up in jail for something silly, right? Like something dumb. And he's going to walk in and it's going to be a bunch of people in the holding cell like, yeah, yeah. Make me laugh. I'm looking to brilliant. Make me laugh, baby. Tell me a joke.

Tell me a joke. Hey, I'm going to go in there. I'm going to size them all up. I'm going to, I'm going to smell them because I can smell fear. I'm going to smell him because I can smell fear. I'm going to let them know the big dog bow wow is in the building, bro. Doing push-ups, 500, a thousand clips a day. A thousand push-ups a day 240.

That's the small man on the toad hole. Yeah, and I'm going to tell him, you better keep that shit up because if I catch you slip, and it's a rap for you. Shut up. It's a rap. I just told him they listen to this in here. Don't tell him nothing. It's the big dog bow wow.

Okay? It's different. When I come in the room, it's different. Right. And I'm going to tell you what's going to be even more fucked up. If you find yourself in a cell with somebody who says, nah, bro, I don't listen to Brue Nays. I made push-ups.

I listen to fucking flake off. No, you get, look at that. Now, you definitely watch. You watch the, hey, not only are you washing drawers, you washing, you washing the inside of cheeks. Yeah, man. It's going to be a guy in there that make you wash his balls off. Before he make you suck him.

Nah, bro. Yeah. That ain't going to do it. You watching draws in the sink, bro. In the sink, naked. Like that, son. I'll be like that. Yeah, you're in trouble, man.

I'm watching. Yeah, you're in jail. Let's please. Let's all pray for Andrew, please. I go into jail. First thing I do, I'm walking into the town hall or whatever the shit is where everybody gets to hang out. The town hall.

What the fuck? What the fuck? You want to have a meeting, bro? Yeah, I'm going to try to talk this way out of this one. It's not. It don't work like that. I walk into the rec room. I'll say, what you guys watching?

Then you're like, oh, watching Judge Judy. I'll be like, yeah, cut that shit off. And I'm just going to turn that shit off right there and just, because I got to set a precedent. I got to set a precedent. What's the next? What are you going to say to them? Say what? What are you going to say to them after that?

Yeah, what's the next move. After they tell you, fuck you. I'm going to say, oh, fuck me. Huh. That's what I'm here for. Yeah. Yup, I say that's what I'm here for, bro. That's what I'm here for.

And then I just slowly just start overpowering motherfuckers. Bro, jail is no joke, bro. And I ain't ever been to prison. I only was in the county. The county is no joke. I was in the county for 45 days in Monks Corner South Carolina. Scary enough. Brough?

And when you're 17 years old and you're in the county, the county ain't no joke. You know the crazy part about it? I had to really think. And that's the most craziest thing about the whole thing. Jail is not really hard. We're not doing that.

You got to think. Man, why do y'all keep saying jail's not hard? You just got to think. That's the problem. People got to really think about nothing. You're not bugging. Charlie man. Listen.

The world is actually harder than a jail. Okay, my man, I forget we got Alex. Alex Media's actually done hard time. He's done hard time, but I just want to let you know. Life is different. He said Alex did hard time. He's done hard time. Alex did churn time.

He did a hard time. He did a hard time. He did a hard time. That was kind of crazy. This guy's an international criminal and they let them open up a business on fucking Canal Street in New York City. All right?

So don't tell me you can't rebound from a little stint in prison. All I got to say is Charlemagne, you and I are built different. You might go into jail and you might... You might go into jail and might be tough for you, but your boy, Shultz, he goes into jail?

Let me tell you some. Jail sucks so much that I did 45 days and the other times I went for like weekend stints. Oh, no. As soon as I walk in there, I would just throw up. Like, goddamn, I'm backing this motherfucker again. Every time I see that fucking sink again and that blurry mirror, I'm about to throw up.

I said, not a fucking again. Let me say, no, in all seriousness, I can't go to prison. No way, no. I cannot go to prison. I do not want to go to prison. I will do anything I can to avoid prison. Anything. I am not doing that shit.

I tell jokes to everybody. It is not happening. I don't know what I'll do. I don't know how I'll act. I don't know what. but I will do everything in my power to avoid going to prison. Why you think that is harder than life, though? I think life is harder than prison.

The only thing you're doing is sitting there. Life is a whole lot harder. What are you talking about? Just have to deal with this life. I would much rather deal with life freed and inside. Yeah, but that's what you'd rather do. But jail is actually easier. No, it's not.

Wax, you buggin' son. We don't want to do that because we don't want to sit down and think. That's our problem. Nobody want to fucking think. I don't think of your idea. I don't think of you thinking right now. somebody called police and get whacked from time to think about this

scenario he's painting for us right now that life is harder than jail I'm just saying being out here in life you got to do more of everything when you're in jail you're just sitting there you got to just mind you guys up to eat if life was harder than jail then jail wouldn't be a punishment

but just because you can't do nothing but life is actually harder everything you're doing life solitary confinement right no windows nothing else like that you got to do nothing that's what I'm saying you just got to sit there and breathe I could do that

Because he was in a lot. I can do solitary. Like, come on. I understand what you're saying. It's probably hard because people got to think. If you got, if you just sitting there, what's really hard about sitting around and breathing.

I know what you're saying, wax. I know what you're saying. There's no distraction. So you're left there with your thoughts. And if your thoughts are things that plague you, then it's going to be really difficult. Yes. But y'all need to try meditation, bro.

Y'all don't have to try meditation. Y'all don't have to go to jail to think. Son, I just did an ice bath yesterday, bro. Ooh. You got to think when you do an ice bath. Yep. That ice bath shit is, is really. I love it.

I've never done it. You never did an ice bath? No, but I've done float therapy. I believe you. No, it is. But you know I know the ice bath is dope because you're forced to focus on one thing, which is your cold, right? Try to get warm.

So you're just stuck in that mindset of focusing on one thing. That's what full therapy does for me. That's what brain training does for me. That's what therapy does for me. I just sit there and I'm still. I don't got to go to jail. do that, bro. No, I think that, I think you're right.

I don't want to go to jail. I just think I just think that life is harder than jail because only do you I do is just breathe. You mind yourself to breathe the next couple of hours. That's what they're going to tell you when you got your fucking pants around your ankles in jail. Just breathe. Exactly.

I'm worried about that shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm good. You don't think that you could run into a like an alpha male like me if you were in prison and then it could be in a compromised situation. Everybody, the only people they're going to go after. Somebody, like, if you're going to go after, somebody easy, like, if you go on there, little chest, boom, easy.

Do my, why you fucking... Some lines like to fuck lions. Nah, you don't want to. Yeah. Gorillas like to fuck gorillas. That's a fact. Yeah. Yeah.

Why do you think wolves go after sheep? Wolves don't go after each other. Wolves go after the sheep. Andrew's going to get hit up. Not me. I'm not a sheep. Why do you think I'm a sheep? You definitely a sheep.

I'm the wolf. You want to get me to be the sheep and you be the wolf? You're bugging. I'm the bear. That's right. Yeah. You're not seen. You're a bit.

And waxes the rabbit. You know what bear's you the rabbit? You know what bands do the rabbits in the woods? They wipe their ass. That's right. Eddie Murphy, raw. Or maybe he was delirious. I don't remember.

You can't catch me then. I'm out. Hey, man. But in jail, there's nowhere you can run, Wax. Wax, it's not about how fast. Wax might be, you might be, like, top-tier trade in jail. Like, they might be somebody in a prison waiting on somebody like you to walk in. Yeah.

I'm waiting on you at the down here. Nobody, regardless, you know, life is just like in jail. It's just like in the streets. You're not going to go after somebody at, like, me in the streets and in jail you're going to go with nobody like me. You're going to go out of all easy shit. It's going to be plenty of guys like you in jail, though. Wax, you don't even like to fight.

You don't like to fight small people. Regardless. Wax always tell me his whole life. I like fighting people that's my size are bigger. That makes sense for me. Yeah, because all that little shit is going to wait a toll. Exactly. They're not paying attention because they know they're going to still have the real fight on their hands.

Nobody want to get fucked up. Even the nigga bigger than me, he knows he going to have a fucking problem. Why not go after this little ass fish real quick? They're not trying to get fucked up. In prison, they're not trying to fuck you up. they're just trying to fuck you up. They're not trying to fuck you up. They're not trying to beat you.

They're trying to beat cheeks. They don't want to slap the ass. That's all. Somebody doesn't want to have sex with you. All they want to do is make out. Oh, they just want to rub your butt. What are they going to rub your butt? I'm trying to figure out what's just happening.

Yo, all they want to do is kiss a little bit, bro, like some pecks and like just kind of squeeze your butt cheeks. Maybe open up your cheeks. Let some air in. Okay. What if? It's a great scenario show, so I love it. What if you're in jail, wax, and it's a guy of your size. And every time you see him, he makes eye contact with you, but he's jacking off.

He ain't tried nothing, but every time he sees you. He's just making eye contact with you and jacking off. How do you handle him? I'm sure he's doing it to everybody, so I know something wrong with him. He got a mental problem. What I'm going to do to him, I'm going to think about it. I'm not going to stoop to his love. I'm going to get the fuck out the way.

I got eyelids. They know how to close. You're just going to let someone beat off to you, bro? I can close my eyes. I have to look. Like, that's all on me. If I'm looking, then I'm going to get mad. If I close my eyes, I don't see nothing.

But what if you think you're closing your eyes because you're enjoying it? Like, you're like, mm. Yeah. I can imagine what you would do with that. Mm-hmm. Listen, long as he don't touch me, everything is always good. So you don't even care at all. He got nothing to do with that.

He'd be in jail. Look, I don't know what he came. He's like, oh, wax. That's all on him. Listen. God bless you, brother. What if he says, let's roll play? I'll be the bully, you be the beast.

Listen, you mean that I sell or he's just like, we out? I could always get away. But if this is my sellie? Yes, yourself. When I was locked up in the county, I was in one of them A-Pod. And the A-Pod had like 16 people in there. It was just one ballhead dude with a goatee every night. He would go under his blanket and yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yeah.

And we'd be in there playing cards. He wouldn't give a fuck if the lights was out, no, nothing. That's crazy. That's weird. You know, but I, to waxes point. The waxes point, I'm minding my business. Leave his motherfuckers alone. He got a problem.

If you, you're able to show another man your meat, you got a fucking problem. Why? Wait a minute. What fuck you want to show another man your meet for? All the times you was naked in the locker room with football players? So you really thought I looked at somebody meet? You were a man naked. They was looking at yours.

No, I have a towel. You technically were showing people your meat. I have a fucking towel on and I over the corner one. Stop, stop. Stop. You've ran trades with your homeboys. You never ran trained with your homeboys. They've seen your meat?

You see I looked at anybody? They saw yours. So to your point, if you show somebody your meat, something's wrong with you. You say if you show another man, you meet something wrong. You say if you show another man, you meet something wrong. So you think I'm over there like this watching my band get ready or watching him smash the girl? No, but you're showing him your meat. You don't see it.

Yo, if I look at a man, he's necker right now, you just don't see his meat. You don't see it. No point. Let me flash back 18 years. Charlie go. Flashback to about 0303. I'm at Wax Crip. I'm knocking on his bedroom door.

I didn't know what he was doing. I'm just knocking on the bedroom door. Wax answers the door with just a t-shirt on. Winnie to pool style. Dick hard with a condom on. I just turned around. Wait, you did what? I just turned around and left.

Oh, shut up. Oh, you left. I said, what? I don't remember what fuck he was the wildest shit You were out there? Tell her I was there, please.

God shows up to your fucking room. This is a long. Dick hard with a condom on, you just turn around. Come on, Sharler. No. He doesn't say the girl was there or nothing. Clearly you was in the room with the girl.

He answered the door because he clearly was in the middle of the sex, but my point was he just opened the door. He didn't know who was on the other side of the door. It's not like he did like this. he saw me. It's not like he grabbed. Oh, shit. He just stood there.

Like, what's up? There ain't no fucking stand. I'm probably like, yo, what the fucking shit? I'm doing high at peace. He was like, what's up? We had a conversation. It wasn't a convoy.

This was like, oh, man, I'm getting the fuck out of here. But why did he answer like that? He'd do shit like that all the time. But nobody's an exhibitionist. You don't look at my meat. You just said, no. Your exact words was, if you pull your meat out in front of another man, something wrong with you.

I didn't pull my meat out. The meat was out. You didn't cover it up. Man. Listen, I don't know what it is. It's different when you smash it. Like in the mold. Everybody eyes on the girl.

Who the fuck cares about another man walking around? I knocked on the door. You answered the door with your dick out. Yo, bro, you know all them fucking nasty old men that work around the gym naked? You ever seen that meet? You're not. You looked? No, you're not.

How can you knock on a locker? I'd never seen it. I'd never seen that meet before. You look? Always. By the way, it's very hard not to look at the old men in the gym. Oh, you got me. No, I'm going to tell you why.

Because the old white men's dick be so little. I look. I've looked and I said, God, I look. I've looked and I say, God, thank you. Thank you for please, but not cursing me with that little last guy. Like, that shit is a confidence boost, bro. Don't judge them. You don't know if they're growers.

Will you say shows? You don't know if they're growers. And also, I always look at dicks, man. You got to know where you stand. But you got to understand. If I pull up to a journal and it's not properly blocked, I'm going to take a look at your dick, bro. Show's got a point, bro. Wherever you stand is where you stand.

That's what God gave you, just have fun with as much as you can. You say that because you got a decent dick. If you have one of them old men dicks in the gym, you'd be like, shit. Them guys don't feel that way. Them guys probably got all the money in the world and can't do nothing about that dick's eyes. That's what's fucked up, right? Women can go get breasts. Women can go get ass.

Women can get hips. Ain't no dick enlargements. Yes, it is. Nah, but we can go get rich. No, you could go, you could get, um, it's actually brats. You pour Bragg's vinegar, you pour Bragg's vinegar on your meat for 10 days straight, and your meat get bigger. What? Come on, bro.

I'm not pouring no liquid from some guy named Brad on my dick. Just hold it like this. Put Bragg's vinegar on your meat for 10 days straight, and it's like, it's like soaks into your meat and it's make it bigger. I've never heard a man entice people in prison the way Wax has on this podcast the past 20 minutes. Now is me. I mean. First of all, if you jack off his point of him, he's just going to close his eyes and hum for you. He's going to season his

dick with a little vinegar. You know what I'm saying? This guy. I've never seen this. I've never heard a man entice another man to where you are, man, right now in this podcast, bro. They're ready for you in jails all across America. You missed a point, too. He knocked on the door. You're not getting the point of

He didn't know who was behind it. Yeah, like. You just answered what you're thinking about? You think my mom mom's out there. I don't have sex when my mom's around. Oh, my God. And I get a point. You not my mom's in Jersey. I know it wasn't my mom. Is it probably somebody or probably another girl? I don't know.

I don't know. I listened. I was retarded back in the day. And I used to do stupid-ass shit when I'm smashed. Everybody knows, like, I used to walk into a room. Can I ask you a question? And grab, you know what? God bless you.

After seeing Charlemagne, did you maintain your erection? Did it go down? Did it go? I don't see what happened. That should stay hard, bro. That's just stay hard, bro. That's just stay hard.

I saw it shows. I saw it. I see you. I was supposed to see it. What the fuck? You open the door. I'm only five, six. You're six three.

Okay. It was right there. Yeah. It was literally like right there. Eye line. Like, what the fuck? I can't believe y'all. Y'all look at guys in the locker room.

I can't believe you. What do you mean? Eddie. I look at penis every chance I've ever seen a dude's dick before? No, I'm just saying. You look. I know you're in a jail. I've definitely seen a dude's dick moment.

Thank you, bro. You're a liar. He asked me. This is at your house or at a hotel. locker room? No, he just said he's never seen another man's dick before. Who's that? No, but I'm saying in the locker room. He never just looked at it? Did I

look at it purposely? Eddyn, you've seen my dick. When have I seen your dick? Tell us how you got the job, Edd. What did I see? Tell us how you fucking got the job, Edd. What did I see your dick? What was this? Nah, no, I'm just teasing, but you can't play like

that. Chose? He like, have ever? What's what you got at? Oh, listen. There's nothing. What you're wrong with being competitive? You know what I mean? You pull up to an airport. You want to check out what, you know, you look at someone's luggage and then you look at their luggage, bro.

That's just what it is. If I could make it bigger, yes, I try to compare it. You know what I'm saying? Other than that, this is what God gave me. If I know it's not going to change, I'm going to leave that shit alone, man. I'm looking at the guy's feet. I can't change my shit. We're talking about feet.

We're talking about dicks. But you can do nothing about guys' feet. That's pretty gay. Because girls can change it. If you look at guys's feet. No, it's just people look, they try to compare. Girls change. If they like this girl tities, she can change their cities.

Taylor. Yeah. What do you think is more gay? Looking at another man's dick or looking at another man's feet? Looking at another man's dick. Nah, the feet is kind of about. What? It depends how you feel about those feet, though.

Feet is like real, like, sensuous. Yeah, if you tell you now, I like your feet, like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's kind of wild. Okay, if you pay it like that. I don't know. Somebody be like, yo, bro, put your meat away. Like, don't take the sweatpants and put some jeans on or some shit like that.

I'd be like, I get it. No. No. If a man walks up to you and says, yo, put your dick away. No, I'm just saying, like, put some, take the sweatpants off. If your sweatpants,

I don't even know what's happening. I don't know, man. So hold on. I don't know what's happening. It's going to be a hot boy summer. Okay. Basically, we want wax told every guy y'all there. If you see wax this summer

in some great sweatpants and you notice his print, make sure to tell him to put his print away. That's what Wax just said. That is the brilliant idiotious challenge for the summer. You see Wax this summer, make sure to say, yo, wax, put your print away. It'll be an inside joke between us and brilliant nitty as listeners.

You don't got to say dick, just say print. We'll know what that means. Listen, my girl said I can't wear great sweatpants no more, so I don't have a pair. Yeah. All right, well, I'm going to be. to pee, let's pay some bills. Yeah.

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But the people who like will buy a bunch of tickets just to resell them and like profit off of the people who are the fans and the reason that I may have been able to tour over here kind of annoy me. So please go get those tickets immediately. Theandrasholz.com with all the cities. And then we got some more stuff. Oh, listen to Open her up, man. We got over a million views and that's just on the videos.

The streams have been crazy too. Man, we were top 200 in Billboard for a country song, which is fucking absurd. Thank you guys so much. I still want to get number one. So keep on listening to that. Open that shit up, man. Open her up, open her up, open her up.

And yeah, man, thank you guys. Thank you. So Theendrewsselt.com, get those tickets. And we got an announcement soon next week. I think we'll be ready that I got to share with you guys. I'm excited about. You got church announcements, Wax? Yes.

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ymiya i guess she could be considered fiction more like folklore but you know the african goddess yemiya and i just thought the story was amazing so i'm happy that that's the second release on um black privilege publishing man you know i'm gonna tell you something i really love doing books you know i was talking about uh on breakfast club how august 18th which was last sunday was the four year anniversary of black privilege opportunity comes to those who created right Thank you to everybody that's bought that book.

Vated a huge success, New York Times bestseller. And then I put out my second book, The Next Year, Shook One, which is also a national bestseller. And I must say, you know, putting out your own books is great, but assisting people in publishing their books is a much greater feeling. I don't know why. But, I mean, that's the type of person I am. I like to throw assist.

You know what I mean? I like to throw assists more than I like to score points. You know what I'm saying? I'm not a narcissistic, egotistical asshole who wants to suck the air out of the room. I would rather, you know, assist other people in living their best life and achieving their dreams. So, yeah, we got a lot of dope-ass. Because Black Privilege Publishing, we already in 2023 with that. So we got a lot of, we got a lot of dope titles from really dope people that I can't wait to announce in the future.

but this year, Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built. And on August 3rd, Anita Copac's shallow waters. And just make sure, you know, you keep supporting the Black Effect. Like I said, black effect.com. Oh, and we've got answers on Audible. Thank you, man. To everybody who, you know, has downloaded, we've got answers.

Everybody who has an Audible membership who checked it out, you know, that project means a lot to me too because, like I said, the way me and Andrew, like me and Andrew can sit in here and have a whole conversation, right? We just had a conversation earlier talking about the Derek Chauvin situation and things like that. A lot of white people are afraid to have those conversations. You know what I mean? And that's not going to get us nowhere because if we're supposed to be Americans and it's, you know, we're all under one nation under God. We're going to have to have these difficult conversations because they do affect everybody.

What you said earlier about the Derek Chauvin situation is true shows. I hope that's not the reason that they came to a guilty verdict. I hope they came to a guilty verdict because. What happened to George Floyd was just wrong. But if it wasn't a guilty verdict and it was not guilty, there would have been chaos all throughout America. Literally. You would have had people who were actually upset and just wanted to get some vindication.

You would have had a whole other set of people who just want to go loot and get free shit. And you would have people out there who were peacefully protesting. But either way, it would have just been all a fucking mess. That impacts all of us. Yes, literally. Black, white, Italian, Asian, Jewish. Nobody wants that. So being that nobody wants that, you know,

we got to continue to keep having these difficult conversations, man. And, you know, that's what we've got answers, you know, represented. So thank you. Clearly, everybody over here is booked and busy. That's. Anybody, anybody got to need, anybody worried about their future? Read about your future shows? Am I worried about my future?

Yeah. No, in what regard? just in general. No, exactly. Wax, you worried about your future? Lessons. Other than not being able to get a house? Yeah, that's the only problem right now, literally.

Oh, I thought you meant like, am I going to live or something like that? No, man, we're here, we're alive. We're good. I'm just talking about in general. There's people out there stressing. Yeah, I'm always, don't know what their next movie is worried. You know what the house is like the biggest thing that I got going on. Once I get that, I feel like I got a base.

I actually think. I can't think right now. Yeah. Let's go through some shit you won't care about next week, man. Hopefully the house. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what? Taylor's right.

This definitely goes under what a fucking idiot. What's the P. P. Lone girl name? Lakeisha Golden. What's you do? She's just one girl, right? She set up a, I mean, it's a bunch of them, but she set up a go-fund me because she's trying to raise $20,000 to pay back her PPP loans because she doesn't want to go to jail because she got three kids.

What's she doing with the money? I don't know, but I told y'all last year. all y'all motherfuckers was going to jail. I don't know why y'all thought the government was just giving out free money. It's amazing to me that all of these people who believe in conspiracy theories, you think that 5G towers cause corona, you think the earth is flat. But not once did you think, you know what, this could be a setup. Not saying the government was setting people up on purpose.

But if the government allows you to create some dumbass LLC, whatever, I don't fucking know. I wear my Timberlands with no laces LLC or whatever the fuck it is, right? And you fucking open up a business and they give you $100,000 or even $20,000. You don't think they're coming back for that later on?

You know, I was really upset that. I was like, nobody never gave me no fucking money. I want that shit too. And now I'm kind of happy. I'm like, thank God. I'll never qualify for shit. It was not free money at all. And then I saw people in my YouTube comments

because I gave a girl donkey the day. People in my YouTube comments was like, you really think the government coming after somebody for $20,000? Y'all are out of your fucking mind. You know what the fuck that is? They're coming for every penny. Why do you think you got to, when you go to the airport with $10,000,

you got to declare that shit. Yes, they're coming after your dumb ass for $20,000. And they're going to get a few years of free labor out your stupid ass, too, for that $20,000. Okay? The fuck is wrong with y'all. And I don't feel sorry for her. Yeah, you shouldn't.

It depends on what you really use the money for. Now, she did it for her three kids and somebody needed surgery or something like that, and she had to take one for the team. I'll give you $5 for the, for your, that's a good point. Yeah, like if you just needed a party and shit, nah. I can tell by the way she spelled that she wasn't using it for no surgery. She spelled that DAT.

You know what I'm saying? She literally putting the go for me. She was like, I need to get this money sold that, DAT. I don't lose my kids. If you got the money for surgery, put the surgery to use, right? Like, if you got some ass or some tities or whatever like that, like, let's go. Make the money back. Only fans.

Yeah. Like, that's a great investment in you. You can't do it locked up, though. Huh? You can't do it locked up. No, I'm saying like now, right? Like, if you got, you took your PPP loans, right? And you got some tities and ass, right?

Uh-huh. Okay. Now you got three months to make that 20 grand back or 30 grand back. And by the way, you still go into jail even if you pay them back. Yeah. You lied to them. Yes, it's fraud. You lied about having a business and not.

all this other shit. They locking your dumb ass up. You fucked. Oh, it's a fake business thing. Got you got you, got you. I thought it was just, they didn't use the funds for it. Oh, you lied. That's fraud. Bro, you lied. And then, you know, I really don't have remorse because it was a bunch of small businesses out here who needed that money and couldn't get it. Which, by the way, which really makes me feel like it was some kind of conspiracy. Because how come all the legitimate businesses couldn't get no motherfucking money?

I got one thing. Yo, and I got companies. I got nothing. I got some. You did? Yeah, I got some. I got something. I got some. I didn't even know my financial people slew to my, my financial people, slew to humble and lord. It was like, yo, you qualify. You might as well.

You know what I mean? But you got to show that you're really using it for what you're using it for. I was using it for employees. So yeah. You know what I mean? Like I did the right thing with mine. I didn't go to fucking Miami and stay at the fountain blue and eat them good ass cookies. Okay.

All right. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. You're fucking amazing. I always lied to that said I didn't eat it. When you asked me. You're making it seem like that's what I did, bro. I didn't do that.

You what? I didn't do that. I didn't stay at the founding blue. Let's talk about your boy, man. Who's that? Jake Paul. Oh, yeah, man. You can't fight.

Ain't no way in fuck I'm paying it. I refused. And I started to. I was laying on the couch. You know, I was laying on the couch, and I saw the group chat going off, and somebody was talking about how entertaining the thriller night was.

And I went to the thriller app, and that shit was $49.99, and I said, fuck, no. Ain't no way in hell. It was a top 10 pay-per-view in history, which is unbelievable. It's $1.5 million. I mean, he is currently the biggest draw in boxing. Whether you like to admit it or not, he is currently the biggest draw in boxing. If Floyd Mayweather comes back, then is Floyd,

but he is currently the biggest name and draw for a money fight in boxing. You might hate it. You might love it. It doesn't matter, but those are the facts. Is it boxing or is it? Jake Paul. And I feel like Jake Paul could do a surfboard contest on pay-per-view and a half a million people would probably sign up

to see it. They want to see him fight because he's talking shit. Exactly. What he's done is monetized outrage brilliantly. Like, I've said this before. I'll say it again. Haders and celebrators pay the same price of admission. And in an attention economy, hate is the

easiest emotion, right? We live in an attention economy. It's easier to hate a motherfucker than it is to like a motherfucker. Think about how amazing and skillful somebody has to be for the three of us to go, nah, he's nice. And even then, we only do that for the goats. Yeah. And even then we're going to find a way to get a jabber to it.

Facts. You buying chains? Braun, ah, amazing. Look at his headline. You know what I mean? Exactly. Mike Tyson. Oh, I mean, listen, his fucking late bits to be the holyfield's ear off.

No, Mike, we've gotten to the point where Mike would be like, Mike wasn't that scary. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We'll find a way. Even with our greats to tear them down a little bit. You know what I'm saying? But the people we hate, we just hate without question.

And if we want to see those people get punched and get knocked out and we got to pay the same price, we will. And he is brilliant in his ability to monetize that. And, too, his ability to be okay with that. Not everybody can sustain internet hate. Not everybody can walk in the fire. That was a fall fight, though, man. You know that, Schultz. That wasn't a fall fight.

That's a fall fight. No, that wasn't no fall fight. Come on. That wasn't a fall fight. He got hit. He got caught. He got caught. Jake Paul does hit hard.

You know, man. That's a fall fight. You're supposed to do that. That's all in boxes. Nobody knows the first 20 fights. All four fights. I'm telling you, bro. I've been talking to Ben.

Ben Ascgren is the guy who fought him. And he's like, no, of course not. There's nothing that I would have to gain from that. It was embarrassing. He wanted to beat him, obviously. And why would it be a fall fight when this guy came in built like a fucking substitute teacher, bro? Really?

You know what I'm saying? He's grabbed anybody. That's what I'm saying. He came in the ring. You weren't even in fighting shape, bro. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's anybody through there. Oh, somebody said there fight you,

get to draw a big and whatever. Somebody real. If you want to get somebody for real, they got a lot of guys out there that beat the shit out of him and his weight. If I was Jake Paul, it's my advice to Jake Paul. Don't listen to nobody

telling you that you got to fight real boxes. Get the fucking. You know what I'm saying? I would keep doing exactly what the fuck I'm doing right now. Calling out. calling out athletes, calling out celebrities. You got your own shit going on with Trilla. Trilla ain't showtime.

Trill ain't HBO. Trilla not the zone. You can run Trilla. Let all these celebrities feel like they can knock you out. Let people off the street feel like they can fight you. And you just going there and keep getting pieces of that pay-per-view. If you're doing numbers like 1.5 and putting rappers and whoever else on the undercard and other fights on the undercard, stay right where you at, Jake.

Because don't let. These motherfuckers trick you to get your ass beat. Then it's over. He got it. Basically, you get your ass beat for the biggest payday. You got to be Floyd. Exactly. Conno or Connor.

Floyd or Connor, but like it's not worth getting your ass beat for no money. Like I keep telling people keep saying to me like, he's got to fight a real boxer. I'm like, why? He's not trying to win a title. Why?

He's trying to win money. You fight the fights that get you the most money, not the ones that get you to the title. How many boxers in his? history have been making millions of dollars in their first three fights, never been done. Think about it. So we care about the belt because we care about the sport and we're looking for the best of the sport.

He's like, I'm looking to make money at this activity. So what is the best way to make money of this activity? I don't hate it. Go for it. Get your fucking money, bro. I ain't madame, but I do want to see him like go against somebody because it's like, why are you giving this guy so much praise knowing that this is bull. shit. Like you say, there's a substitute teacher who went in there.

They ain't nobody. The guy who went in there had had an incredible MMA career. He was undefeated in, but he's a wrestling. He's a wrestling guy. So his hands are not that nice, but at wrestling, he was the nicest. They are very different things. And yes, of course, you want to see him step up against competition. But here's the thing. He knows that. He knows that he should take the most lucrative fucking fights. This is a no-brainer. Like, get your goddamn money.

y'all ain't you all ain't tricking me out of my spot especially if i'm getting a piece of the if i'm getting a piece of the paperview i'm sure he's getting a piece of you know what she is he's a chunky piece too yeah he gets a piece of triller i bet now here's the thing the triller the whole card and shit suck like cut the music out i don't want to see fucking suiti lip sync i don't give a fuck about doja cat cut all that nonsense out maybe you do one performance with it where it's one song but like we don't need it it's stupid get it but but but but You're also old and I'm old. You got to think

about the crowd that they catering to. If the headliner is a YouTube star, I'm going to get two of these people that I know get a lot of views on YouTube, Suiti and Doja Cat,

let them perform. It's keeping the kids' attention, man. I would love to see the demo the people ordering them trailer fights. I bet you it's kids. That's why the number is. I don't know if it is, man. I think that it's more,

I think it's more older people that are just curious about him trolling the MMA world. I think it's a lot of MMA fans that want to see him get knocked out. I think it's a lot of boxing fans that want to see him get knocked out. I don't know how many kids are into this. But maybe you're right. Alex was saying the same thing on flagrant. But I don't know personally, if that's what it is. All I'm saying is you got something

really interesting. Like when they were just talking in the booth, you had crime faces, you had Snoop, you had Mario Lopez. Like Oscar de LaHoya for a second. Oscar De LaHoya was coked out of his fucking mind, eight ball to the dome and he was so goddamn entertaining. Keep Oscar on the Cocainea. I bet you wax won't pull his dick out around Oscar. Who what? Oh, no. Oscar sucked the skin right off of that.

My weiner has a first name. Oscar starts singing. He'd be like, my weiner has her first name. It's O-S-E-A-R. Listen, I like Pete Davidson doing the fucking behind-the-stage shit backstage. Listen, I wouldn't order that shit. But the shit I saw on social media was great. Yeah.

I thought Pete did a great job until he went into the locker rooms and then the poor kid melted. Like he had some funny things that he said like in the beginning. He was like, he was like, this whole thing just proves if you have enough followers, you could do anything. I saw that. I thought it was a funny. And he's like, the good thing about this is that at least one of them is going to get hurt. And it was like he had some funny jokes. And then he went to the locker room.

And then he basically says, yo, Jake Paul, nobody likes the other guy, Ben Asker. and he's a tool. And then he goes into Ascran's locker room and Ascran's like, yo, why would you say in that about me? Is that like an act that you're playing for TV? And he's like, no, not at all. I mean, the other guy, Jake Paul is a tool.

What are you talking about? I'm rooting for you. We're all rooting for you. And it was just like, come on, bro. Oh, bit heard it. Yeah, he heard it and said, yo, make sure he comes to my locker room and he called him out and he fucking folded.

And Pete also said, oh, you're the real deal. And I'm looking at Pete. No, no, he's not the real deal. What the fuck is this going on? Set up Jake Paul and wax. I'm tired of this shit. That's a baby fight. Set up Jake Paul and wax.

That's a baby fight. You want me to set it up? Set up Jake Paul. We got a wax, bro. That is a baby. I'm not fighting wax because wax ain't big enough, bro. Listen, that's a baby. How big is Jake Paul?

No, no, in terms of like his fame. Nah, we can sell that. We didn't know that fucking bin, Ben, Ben, Ben Puffer man. What's his name? He was, he was infamous in MMA. Never heard of him. Never heard of him. heard of him.

He has the fastest knockout in M&A history. I don't care if he got knocked out, but he was still a fastest. I don't care if you want to do like the Rocky fight when they fought in the street. We can do that for you too, naga. For anybody,

you already know what time it is, Schultz. If anybody see me actually fight, if you were one of the people who actually seen me get it in. So you already know exactly what time. You're talking crazy right now. We can sell a Jake Paul Wax fight.

Wax, I'm telling you this. Wax is talking crazy right now. I've beat Wax. wax in an arm wrestle with my left hand. I beat him in an arm wrestle with my left hand. Schultz is one of the people who was actually able to see me getting in in my life. You know what I'm saying?

No, no. Not too many people. You know how many people wish there was your shoes. Wax is different. Wax is different. You are different. Thank you. Jake Paula Wax.

Who wins Shultz? Jake Paula Wax. It's a street fight. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. In the ring. Boxing.

Straight boxing. Are you serious? Honestly? You're not paying attention. Honestly, though. Listen, I love my brother. I love my brother too, but I hate the bed. I hate the bet on a white man against my brother.

Well, that's your fault. NyQuil. Nightquil. I think Jake Paul, he may not knock him out, but I think Jake Paul wins this, bro. When's what? In a boxing ring? Are you talking? Nope, in a boxing ring.

In a boxing ring. I'm not even, I know what my paying attention is. Get them on face. Yo, call them on FaceTime right now, Shows. It's no way possible. Get Jake, I'm serious. We can, you know, tell Jake Paul, we got his next match. All right.

So, a guy wax. We can sell it real big, be a brilliant idiot. The Breakfast Club all over the Black Effect podcast. We can make this a thing. We can make this a thing. He's coming off an Achilles injury. He's coming off in Achilles injury. So, yes, I'm slower.

He's never had any amateur fights. No amateur fights. Never. Never. Never. He just feels like he's fresh off the street. I'm off the street. And I think that. I don't know how to. And I'm just, I want to practice. I don't believe in it. So tell him all that type of stuff. I'm coming off the injury. I'm a little slower. I just had a baby so I got fat. All that stuff. Yo, Wax, Jake Paul will beat Wax. You get slept in the first round, though. No, I think by second, I think second because his conditioning. Wax condition is terrible. Condition is trash. He don't realize he's almost 40 anymore. He still thinks he can do the same.

things that he used to do. Jake Paul walks, wax, down. Now, he's going to walk you down. Now, I will say this. Do you really believe that this guy could walk me down? Wax, wax, wax, wax. If it's a street fight, there are very few human beings

that I think could beat you up. I ain't say street fight. I'm talking about that ring, Schultz. In the ring is different, bro. In the ring is different, whack. So you're telling me, basically, I don't know how to throw my hands. That's all you're saying. No, I don't.

I think it's a science that Jake Paul knows better than you. I, no doubt. And I probably do that. He probably boxed more than I have right now at this present time. So right now it shows how long you think you'll last in the ring with him real fast? Who with Jake? Yes. I don't know.

That's a great question. Until my cardio gives up. So say if your cardio get up and you train it with the guy right now, how long you think you'll last with this guy? If my cardio is there, I'm pretty good in the ring in terms of like I can survive. If my cardio's there, I can survive.

If my cardio's not there, then it goes and it's just like, you know, I'm not, I'm not going to ask you a serious question. How long you think you'll last in the ring with me? I can last as long as I want to carry you. I'll carry you for, I'll last as long as I want to carry. You are really serious. I don't think you understand boxing conditioning, bro.

No, no, no, no. I deal with this. And boxing conditioning is so bad. that if you, when you get tired for a second, them hands drop a little bit, Bap, bat, bat. Bap, bad. Watt is a meme.

I don't want that for you, Wes. I don't want that for you, y'all. I'm going to tell you right now. We're jumping, Jake Paul. Jake Paul, I'm telling you right now. Because I know you're going to knock my guy out. We got to jump you after that for the culture. I can't believe you can say that.

For cultural purposes, we got to. We got to jump him. We got to treat it like it was a not guilty verdict in the shopping trial. at all. Mob justice. Fuck all that. You know what I'm saying? I can't have that on my conscience.

I ain't worried about that. That's one of the last things I'm worried about. I think that we'll have to explain it like that. We'll have to congratulate him on the victory because there's a hard-fought victory. And then afterwards for cultural purposes, we'll have to take it into the streets. Listen to me. I'm not worried about losing to Jake Paul. You should be.

He's too small. He's going to lose. You're telling me. Paul ain't that small. It don't matter. You got to understand that. I think he's six foot too? I need 300 pounds for me to actually look at you as something.

You see what I'm saying? I'm not looking at that. That's not too small for me. I'm a little different. Jake Paul is 6-1. I ain't got nothing to do with that. Let me see. I don't care if he's 6-10.

It seems like you're backing out of the fight though. It seems like you're backing out. No, I'm not. I'm telling him, let's do it. I'm telling anybody let's do it. I will sit there and destroy anybody that I've come over it on the other side of me. That's just what I do.

That's you talking to somebody. Like, whatever you do, listen, would you kill, would you kill when you're going on stage? Show them how you go, you go, you're going to kill when you're in a breakfast club. This is something I actually know what you do.

Not in that ring? You're bucking. You're fucking. Like Andrew said, street fight all day long. Listen, it ain't about street fighting. I know how to throw my hand. No, Jake Paul embarrass you in that ring.

Did he meet him? I think Jake Paul, I think Jake Paul gets you, I think he goes, bro. I think he doesn't, bro. Listen, like I said, we want to do the fight. Rocky out on the street. No, we want the ring.

Then let's do the ring. I'm down. Yo, Jake, let's do it. Yes. Let's see if we can get this going on Triller. Go Trilla, folks. Whatever access you need to me and Andrew Shokes, all we need is 10% of the pay-per-view.

Okay? Let Wack get a percentage of the pay-per-view. I ain't worrying about this at all. If y'all want to do it, I'm down. Even you want to do like the Rocky fight in the street, I'm down. This is going to be easy one. I'm very confident in my hands.

sanction boxing your feet wouldn't even know what to do in boxing shit are you so used to wearing tins I'm perfect I think Jake Paul chips him up Shores I'm not even gonna lie to you bro Set that boy up if you want to

I do I think You've been saying people for a long time I think Jay Paul No I think Jake Paul Chips I'll send him a joke I think Jake

Joe got it And tell somebody smack him and I give you some money and do a look at me I said go ahead and have fun That's a street fight I'm not in that ring, man.

I don't know, bro. I don't know. And let's make it happen. Okay. So, listen. The ring is different. Listen, I want you to show you all something different. I don't care about what you're saying.

I'm going to see somebody. Lex, do you know how to throw combinations? I'm going to handle my business. If Jake Paul, if Jake Paul knocks you up. Yes. And you end up flat on your face like Nate Robinson. He got wear a dress. No, we have to, they have somebody have to be able to pull your boxes down.

Your cheeks are just out. And then, and then, and then they got to put a flag in your butt off. Stick the flag in your butt off. Listen. And it says Jake Paul on the flag. Are a rose like on the bachelor. And Jake Paul's like, yo, wax, I just want to give you your roses. Put the rules between your cheeks.

Listen, we got Instagram. We got all type of things that definitely can make this happen. Like I said, I would definitely beat him to fuck up. I'm not worrying about no guy like that. Easy money, baby. Let's do it. It might be easy money, dude. It's easy money.

How long has it been since you've had a boxing match? Huh? How long has it been since you had a boxing match, Wax? It's been a while. But I'm not worrying about that. I'm very skilled. I'm still, it's like riding a bike for me. Certain things is like riding a bike for me.

You sound like Andrews and you can do heart surgery, bro. No, it's not. You do. Right now, if you sit there and be like, your wax, I'm about to hook you up with a spelling bee. I'm going to tell you, I'm a lose. You see what I'm saying? That ain't my shit.

I know what? throwing my hands and being very skilled to know exactly what time is, I'm very confident about that. It's one thing I am. You see this? This book is called State of Emergency. That's what would happen if Jake Paul and Wax got in the ring, okay? It would be a state of emergency.

Jake Paul would knock him out. Tamika would have to come out and do a speech, you know what I mean? Okay, that's how bad it would be, bro. All right? I'm telling you right now, Jake Paul. You know you won't last 30 seconds with me. I don't believe it. Shokes, set it up.

Here's the thing. I don't think the same thing with that boy. Who you think will last longer? Him in the boxing with Jake or Andrew going to jail. A prison. Andrew in prison. Andrew in prison. No, no, not definitely Andrew in prison.

Andrew in prison. For sure. Andrew in prison. Because Jake and wax. How long is it around? Three minutes? It's three minutes. But also the thing about me in prison, I'm annoying.

Like they're going to start trying to rape me. And I'm going to like tell them my opinions about the world and shit. And they're going to be like, man, I don't even want to rape this. So I'm going to smack you back of your head fast and get you to look, get all that funny shit out of the way. They're going to smack you back of your head real fast and get all that funny shit. Stupid, man.

And then you're going to really have to deal with consequences. Basically, you're going to try to talk yourself out of the, bitch. You know what if a guy talked their way out of the pussy, he think he'll talk his way out of the dick. Oh, no, you're getting that. I'm going to be in there, but what do you guys think about the wage gap? They'll be like, oh, God.

No, no, that ain't the gap we're talking about, baby. All right. Which are you talking about? Listen, man, we can definitely make that happen. I think we can make this happen for the fall. Definitely. Jake Paul versus Wax. Thank you.

Give me something that actually really... It makes sense. It makes sense. Here's the thing. Wax, the advantage Wax has this, he is a lot of mass. Like, anytime Wax and I would joke around Shadowbox, right? Anytime he, like, really insert himself, he's very quick, but he's also just a lot and fast. And Jake would have to...

I'm slow, I'm weak. There's nothing I can do to the guy. Just set it up and don't even promote nothing. I don't want nobody showing nothing about me. I'm the little guy. Make it happen and I'll show you what time of it. Jake Paul versus Wax. You know what I'm saying?

Let's do it. Pay attention, man. I don't think y'all paying attention was really going. I don't know what we need to do to make this happen. We can get the sponsors. You know what I'm saying? We can make this happen, man. We need to make Wax a superstar celebrity.

If it was actually a superstar celebrity and we could guarantee 1.5 million buys, I'm sure he'd be down. I don't know if we can guarantee going to get a million and something buys. I don't think 1.5 million people tuned in for Ben, bro. I think Jake Paul is just that much of a draw. I think Jake Paul really is that guy. And that's right up his alley, meaning like he's a social media sensation. He's fighting on an app. They know it's a bunch of shit before this fight.

Because I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not in that world. I heard about the fight, I didn't think that shit was going to be 1.5 million goddamn buys. Yeah. They fought a man.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If somebody gets to see him get knocked out, they'd do it again. I think it will do one just for Jake Paul to fight somebody who's 6 foot 3, 230,

240 pounds, to knock out somebody like that. Yeah, easy to him not come out. That'd be like. No. No. No.

All right. We'll see. That's your fault. That's your fault for thinking that. We'll see. And then I can do with that. Let's pay some bills. It's like Andrew just now said, there's nothing he can do with me.

In 30 seconds, you know I could put you down in 30 seconds with just boxing. I don't think you're watching Jake Paul, bro. Listen, I'm talking about somebody who understands what boxing is. And knowing that he tried to run and try to move, it's nothing you can do with the type of force and power to have. Jake Paul is in that ring, bro, throwing them blows, bro. That's his fault for doing all that training and still going to lose. That's his fault. I ain't got nothing to do with that.

There ain't no shit talking. I'm not WWE. I'm not hardcore getting nobody. Okay. Let's see. I want to see how show you are about this. Let's talk to me. Would you bet your butt?

Come on, man. What you mean? I think you're just paying bills, man. I need to know how to show you, but would you bet some cheeks? Let's pay some bills, bro. Would you bet some cheeks? Man, fuck. You remember on that movie above the rim when they used to play boots?

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Talib Kuali. I'm interested in this only because I'm one of those people who don't think podcast behind a paywall work. If Chappelle can't get people to pay for a podcast, I don't think nobody will. People like to use the Patreon model as an example. I think the Patreon model is different because it's not like, and I could be wrong, correct me if I'm wrong, It's not like you're just on there doing an exclusive podcast every week.

Don't y'all do exclusive content just for the Patreon shows? No, we just do one extra episode a week. Okay. Which is on Patreon. But the reason why I think that works is because you have the free episode where you bring people into your family and then they get to opt in on spending more time with the family. So if you're already behind the paywall, it's harder for you to acquire new family members.

You know what I'm saying? But Chappelle doesn't need more fans. He's got the most fans. He's the fucking living goat. So there's nothing more that he could possibly need. I'm just curious why he went with Luminary because I'm sure

Spotify would have given him the exact same deal or Apple would have given him the exact same deal. There are pay platforms that have the money that be more than happy to pay you because you're fucking Dave Chappelle. So going with the worst

paid platform for podcasts is just weird to me. Yeah, Luminary and Endeavour, and I could be wrong, this is the Brewering in this podcast, we don't deal with much facts. I haven't seen a lot of success. You know what I mean?

None. He probably did to build it up. I've seen a lot of podcasts go behind the Luminary Endeavour Paywall and kind of like lose a lot of momentum. You know what I'm saying? I haven't heard nobody out here screaming the, you know, successes of being behind

Luminary and Endeavour. No disrespect to those companies, you know. And, you know, I'm glad y'all landed a big fish like Dave Chappelle. But, yeah, I just want to see. I just want to see if it'll work or not. You know, that's all. I don't, I don't know. Chappelle is a great job for Luminary.

You said what? It's amazing move for Luminary. I mean, I think Luminary, I don't know the numbers. And again, brilliant idiots. But I assume that, you know, things were not the best for Luminary. And then throwing that Hail Mary on Fort Down and then landing the fucking biggest shark in the ocean. Shit. But I mean, Apple, to your point, Apple has a subscription-based podcast now.

I know Apple, that would have been super sexy for Apple. Spotify, same thing. You know, I think academics is over at Spotify now, which I think is a great move. You know, because I go get to check, you know, like the thing that scared, that always, you know, scared me about Spotify was, you know, once you get behind that Spotify wall, like, you're a, you're a prisoner to just who's on. Spotify. Exactly. It's hard to acquire new fans. Yeah. So it's like if you're if you're still in the growth stage, you know, which I see ourselves as myself as is I want to grow. So I want to be accessible to everybody. But Chappelle doesn't need to grow because he's as big as it gets. So I understand him wanting to cash out. Same thing with Rogan. Like I understand you want to get that

huge chunk. Like don't get me wrong. That makes perfect sense. I'm not mad. He 52. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. But I understand why Rogan went to Spotify because there are already so many fucking people on Spotify. It's seamless. Luminary, nobody's on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But who knows? Maybe it'll work. Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm not rooting against it. You know, I just want to see. Like, that's all I just want to see.

I'm a, I just believe that paid, I think paid podcast behind a paywall don't work unless you're, you know, giving them something else. Like, it makes sense, you know, y'all got flagrant and you can steer people to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the Patreon. You know what I mean? But it's, I'm sure how many people. How many Patreon members y'all got? We got like 20,000 or something like that? 20,000.

Yeah. Plagrant 2 probably does like, I don't know, 200,000 an episode maybe. What, in views? Well, not on views, just regular audio. Oh, regular audio and video. We do half a million an episode. Half a million an episode.

I mean, that's good, right? Like, you're giving away another episode, you're selling, you get 20,000 people to come over paying. That's cool. You know what I mean? But you wouldn't give up. you wouldn't give up those half a million views and listeners, but at 20,000.

The way I look at it is like we still get to react to an influence culture through the regular episode, and then we get to have that more like intimate experience with the super supporters on the Patreon, and you get the best of both worlds right there. And the Patreon provides us with so much protection because, you know, we're some wild boys, and if sponsors get scared, they could go fucking running,

but the Patreon holds you down. Those are the people that ride for you. Those are the people that want to support you. They want to protect you. And that's your security. In case some shit goes down, we know that we got that. You're right. And another thing, too, like, I think people don't realize podcasts like flagrant.

You are a podcast, but you're also a YouTube show. Yes. You know what I'm saying? So you got two different audiences. There might be people that watch y'all on YouTube that don't listen to the audio. And vice versa. So many. But you get both of those, you've built up enough cashier with both.

those audiences to where 20,000 people decided, hey, I'm gonna fuck with this Patreon shit too and pay for that as well. That's another, I wanna, I wanted to say that too about just like, you know, new people coming in the game when it comes to the podcast space. I think we might be confusing people just a little bit because there is a difference between YouTube

and the audio. You know what I mean? Like, you know, I see comments on YouTube and they be like, damn, man, Brilliant Idiot should be bigger. I'm like, A Brilliant Niddydy is one of the biggest podcast out here audio-wise. You know what I'm saying?

But they're looking at YouTube. Yeah, like we came into we came into podcasting when it was almost strictly audio. And, you know, one of the things that I saw early on in podcasting was it was really hard to find a podcast randomly. So that's when I brought in my little brother

and I was like, yo, let's videotape all these things because I see the success at a breakfast club and how so many new people can find the breakfast club from those YouTube videos. So I'm like, yo, if we put out YouTube videos, maybe people could find us through YouTube and then start listening to the whole podcast. Absolutely. But we came through at a time where it was audio. So the majority of our listeners slash viewers are audio.

Blagrant grew through video. So many people saw my stand-up clips. So many people saw my appearances on other big podcast platforms, like my TED Talks and shit. So they knew me from YouTube and then came over to this podcast. It was also on YouTube. So it's really interesting to see like how your audience. But you know what's crazy is happening is now our YouTube is growing. Yeah.

Because y'all are a great YouTube show. No, for brilliant. Now our YouTube is starting to grow. Oh yeah. I mean, because we're here consistently. You know what I mean? It looks like we got a fucking set. You know what I mean?

Like it's the same shit. But I just want the kids out there to know how the new people coming into the space that it is two different things. I guess we're kind of blet. because like you said we were around before the YouTube thing was the thing

thing but a lot of these people are coming in starting YouTube shows first and saying this is a podcast like no it's not it's a YouTube show you know what I mean

and some of these people are doing YouTube with no audio on the podcast like you put your shit on SoundCloud put your shit on Apple you know what I mean

put your shit on Spotify put your shit where you can actually listen to podcast too put it everywhere I think you should put it everywhere I mean, I think a lot of people probably saw Breakfast Club as a YouTube show,

but it was a radio 100%. But it's also a podcast. It's also a podcast now. It's a clip show. Like, I bet you there are people who only watch Brilliant Idiots clips. They don't even watch the full episode or listen. They just watch the clips.

That's how I am with certain podcasts. Like, I'll watch tons of Rogan clips. Like, I'll watch more clips than the fucking podcast itself. But for whatever reason, I just like digesting things in shorter amounts of time. And if it's somebody I really love, then I'll listen to the whole episode on Rogan.

So I feel like it's smart to put yourself out there for all the different ways to consume things. Yeah. I mean, listen, Breakfast Club is consumed four different ways through radio, through regular just listening to your radio, the iHeart app, whatever it is. YouTube, the podcast, and social media clips. That's how I know people. I only know people through clips. I don't know these people. Like, some people I might think I know, but I only see them through clips.

I don't really know their life. Yeah. They don't make some clips of you and Jake Paul for sure, though. That's a fact. Oh, man, that meme is going to be nuts. That meme is going to be nuts. Listen, man, that's all I do to say set it up, man. I make y'all proud.

Or upset. Probably upset. I wouldn't be upset because I expect you to lose. That's what I'm saying. So when I win, you're going to be upset. No, I'm going to be happy if you win. I'm going to be like, oh, shit, waxed shoulder or something in that ring. The fuck you mean.

The ring, man. The ring is different, bro. I don't give a fuck what you talking about. It's different, man. You might get performance anxiety in there, bro. You're bugging. All right. Come on now.

You think me fighting a man or something that actually do is be more, I have more anxiety than having pussy in front of me? That's more intimidated. Pussy more intimately over somebody I knew I could actually really beat the fuck up. No. Jake going to beat your cheeks. That's what Jake going to do. Jake, you're looking at Jake.

You see, when you're looking at a vagina, you're like, man, I'm about to tear that shit up. That's how Jake looking at you. Jake looking at you. Like, I'm about to tear that big black shit up, bro. Jake fuck with black women? I ain't worried. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't see why not. I would actually be like that. That was a really good one. But I don't think I'm a lose. I know I'm not going to money. How do we spend this? Do we make it racial? I mean, that's the easiest way to make the money is if we make it racial.

You got to have a little race in it. You got to have a little race in it. Like Rocky Bobo and the Russian guy. Yeah, you got to have a little race in it. Just a little. I don't even know what he is So I can't even I wouldn't know what to say

You don't know what Jake Paul is? What is he? White? Yeah, you don't need to get in the ring With him because you don't got eyes You can't see He's white He could be Russian

He could be Fucking Canadian All white Oh it is White too bro Oh my God I thought was different You've seen a black Russian before

Oh my God Oh my God I'm not How much Let's have been doing this podcast Let's do some asking idiots You guys I never seen a white Jamaica

Oh my wait Tom Paul I see a lot in the white Jamaican. Yeah. All right, let's do some ask idiots.

Wait, hold on, you don't want to talk about Nike stopping Kobe Bryant. I don't even understand. I don't know what that is. I don't know what,

I'm sure it's something else. I don't know what the business. I don't, I haven't understood the story. Ask an idiot. Let's get, let's get some asking idiots. Yeah, let's do ask an idiot.

Oh, this is a good one. Which one? The one from Kobe. Okay, so he says, would you rather eat a cake while sitting on a dick

or eat a dick while sitting on a cake? Ha ha ha. Fuck. It's just telling me. I thought I asked you all the before. Would you rather eat a cake? Nah, you got to.

Is the dick hard? Eat a dick while sitting on a dick while sitting on a cake. That's not cool because the house is on fire and all the doors is locked. You got to have one of the doors open. What? What do you mean? It's windows. Jump out the window.

You got one. You got to jump out that fucking window. No. There's no way out, though. Why? I would rather eat a cake while sitting on a dick. Come on. No, but is the dick hard or soft.

If it's soft, I'll sit on the dick And then I'll just eat the cake And sitting on the dick Could be just sitting on somebody's lap Yeah I'll sit on the dick and eat the cake Dude why are you thinking it's hard, Lex? Oh yeah, wow

You're a wild boy You're a wild dog Because when I thought sitting on a dick I ain't think of nothing else Other than sitting on somebody's lap I ain't never even thought about What'd you think about? I'm not sitting on a dick

Nah man Why would you want to say I ain't like doing this with y'all Next What you mean? He's a kid You got to do the would you rather Oh my gosh

You're not going to ask what kind of cake it is? Give me a way out though Eat the way out though Eat the cake No you gotta be like listen Eat some Laxative cake Well there's a lot of

Would you rather For the wax All right next one Taylor go Okay well in the meantime He's trying to get some hot shit In the meantime All right

David Fosper wants to know Give me one thing You like about each other and one thing y'all don't like about each other. Ooh, spicy. Give me one thing you like about each other and one thing you don't like about each other.

I know. I like that Charlemagne can convince himself of anything, and I don't like that Charlemagne can convince himself of anything. You know what I was going to say? I love that Andrew is always trying to find the funny in everything, and I hate that Andrew was always. trying to find the funny and everything.

Why, though? Why do you hate it, though? Andrew's a wild boy, man. Andrews texted you on the shit yesterday, bro. I'm like, I mean, it made it to, it made it to social media

after we beat it up a little bit. But it's, it's just stupid, man. Like Andrew was like... I texted Charlotte. I texted Charlotte something. Charlotte had an intervention with me on the phone. He bought three other people on the phone

at the same time. Because I had to make sure we bet. this one before we run it, we run it up the flagpole. Because it was a good joke. Tell the story. Tell the story. Andrew text me and Andrew goes, it's right after the verdict comes in.

He texts me, he goes, yeah, man, bummer, man. White boy someone's officially canceled. Mind you, I'm taking the shit, right? But I have my phone on this thing in the bathroom. So I'm laughing my ass off, right? So I called Duvall. I called Duvall. I said, I said, man, Andrew's so fucking stupid, man.

Because I don't, I, it's certain people you know going to appreciate those jokes. So I called Duvah, I go, this motherfucker just text me, talk about white boys, some of his can't suit. And then Duvall goes, why? Because if Derek Sharpern't verdict? And I go, yeah, he goes, tell him tweet that shit right now. So I go, hold on. Let me call him. Let me call him.

So we bring Andrew in. Andrew Anthony, he goes, guys, guys, guys. stop crying, stop crying. It's Charlotte. Stop crying. Stop crying, right? Stop crying, right? It's got to be stupid.

And so, Duval's like, tweet this shit right now, so I can repost it. And I'm like, no, no, this is how we should do it. Because it's a joke there. The joke is when you find out that white boy someone's officially canceled and you put that confused look Derek Chauvin had on in the courts. That's the joke. You know what I'm saying? If Shokes would have just tweeted out,

white boy something was officially canceled, it had jumped on his ass. Could be a little risky. It could be a little risky. That's all. But I understood what the joke was coming from. So it's just like, let's beat it up, let's vet it. You know what I mean?

So my point is, I love that Andrews always trying to find the funny and everything. And I hate that he's always trying to find the funny. Because it's a world of landmine, bro. Yes, it is. What about wax? What do I? I love that wax is fearless.

And I hate that wax is fearless. Yes, I'm saying? Because he's setting himself up to get knocked out by Jake Paul for no goddamn reason. You know what I'm saying? I don't know why he would do that to himself, bro.

I love that Charlemagne pays attention, but I don't like that Charlemagne don't pay no attention. You ain't paying attention. The same thing with Andrew. Like, I love that Andrew likes to make the fun. and everything, but

when, like, it was sometimes like this when he know better? No, no, no, no. He don't know better. He knows. No, he don't. No, he knows for a fact that he'd give, he'd be in the ring with Jake Paul

way more than longer than me. For sure. Yeah, but both of you all gonna lose. I know for a fact he'll probably last rounds with this guy. He won't last round with me and Jake Paul won't last a round with me either. You're going to wear a condom?

That shit sounded wild just now, isn't it? God damn. If you wear a condom, you might can last a little longer, bro. God, dang. I leave that consideration. Speaking of fucking guat boy, 96% though, would you rather your son look better than you or fuck better than you? Oh, come on.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, it's your son. You're rooting for him. I have my bad, my bad. Son, you can have it all, nakes. Okay. Um, sorry. Do the last one.

Make it a good one, tale of gay. Is society, oh, sorry, Suave and Naz, let's know, is society pushing, pushing people to be single longer or marry sooner with its innovations? It's society pushing people to be single longer or married sooner? Single longer. 100%. That's what's going to happen. Posties just on your phone, swipes away.

A girl just come to your house after you just swipe over. It's so easy to meet a girl. you have all these options. And also, like, all the women that you see online don't look the same that they do in person. So now you're constantly looking for this thing that isn't even real. Single longer, single longer, single longer.

And it's bad. Negative side effects of this. This is not good for society. I think that is going on. I think it's pushing us to be married longer because I would not want to be single in this social media era. There's no privacy. You know what I'm saying?

There's no secrecy. Everybody know what you're doing. Everybody know who you doing it with. You could be out here laying in the bed with another girl. She might put you on Instagram. For me, I like the fact that I'm married and I'm happy and I know my partner and there's no fucking surprises. I'm cool. Personally, the innovation, the technology makes me feel like I want to be married longer.

Like, I'm not going nowhere. Yeah, me too. It sucks. There's no more privacy. You can't even hide. Like, I used to like to have sex because I know why it's supposed to be doing it. But now it was like everybody. know it's like a job.

It just sucks. I'll lose. Wait, sorry, I have one more question. Leon underscore Huffman Jr. wants to know if life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be? If life were a video game, what are the cheat codes? Ooh, that's a great one.

The same thing in Contra. Well, two things, right? One in Contra that gives you multiple lies. We have multiple lives would be some reckless motherfuckers out here. Yeah. And, I mean, that would be a cheat. cool too because you just constantly get an opportunity to keep coming back getting it right, right? Yeah.

And agelessness, because video game characters don't age. But then I wonder about that too. I wonder if, you know, I mean, clearly we're supposed to age because we do. But I really do feel like things get better with age. Things get better with time. I think, you know, people get better with the more experience they got. They get better with the more wisdom they got. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I like aging. I do. I'm looking at 62. I'm looking at like, damn, I can't wait to be 62, bro. You know what I'm saying? Because then all my kids, like my oldest would be 30 something. The rest of them will be in their 20s, and they'll be having their own lives. You know what I'm saying?

Like, man, I was looking at Master Peter Day with his two sons. Hershey and Mercy. It's dope. That's dope as fuck. Herssey going to Tennessee State University on a full scholarship. Mercy's a freshman. Him and Hersy and Mercy just won state championship in high school. school this year, beat bronze sons team. You know what I mean? His son's a freshman in high school.

He already got a scholarship to the University of Minnesota if he wants to go. That's being a man. Man, yo. And all that type of shit. That's what it's all about. That's, yo, that's, that shit is dope. I ain't going to lie. I can't wait. He's just blessings, man. Another blessing. Another day that God gave us. So cherish it. And it's just masterpiece like, yo, music is dead. This is what it's about me being a father. I'm out here pushing my products. I got my sons out here. My son's out here. son. He was like, yo, he was like, it ain't a dream of

mine for my sons to go to the NBA. I would love for them to, but I'm teaching them business. He's like, I want my, his son is majoring in engineering. You know what I'm saying? Like, he wants his son to be an engineer. His other son is talking, he wanted to be a biochemist, something. He was like, I want my kids to go to school and get to education, and then we're going to go out of be out

here running these damn businesses, running these companies. Like, you already see Romeo, Romeo out here living his best life. Like, P. did a good job. Like, that shit is inspiring, man. I just want to raise great kids. I want to be 62, 7. watching my kids get old, watching them live their life, watching them be the entrepreneurs and business people

that they're going to be. That's what I want. I can't wait to, I need Viagra. What I'm saying? What the fuck? I'm just saying, when I need Viagra, that means I'm old enough to where I need this. My shit ain't going to move unless I put a Viagra in.

That's what you say after? Wait, did you all mean to say? At a certain age. Like, that's grown old. You let's at least 70. When your meat starts working? 70? Depends.

Depends. Depends on your diet. The way your stomach look now? I say you got it about 53. 53, you're going to need Viagra. Yeah, right. Not worried. That's it, guys. That's it, baby-biz. All right, that's it. Listen, man, you know, as always, we record at WTF Media Studios. You can go to WTFmedia Studios.com to book your employment, okay, at a 60% black-owned studio.

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