The Brilliant Idiots - Heartburn Hotel
Episode Date: June 5, 2025In this episode, we dive into everything from emotional baby showers and cultural traditions to NBA playoffs and rising stars like Tyrese Haliburton. We reflect on deep conversations with ChatGPT, the... meaning of Pride Month, and Candace Parker’s journey to love. There’s also a real talk on young love, prom culture, and the public fallout of celebrity breakups—especially Cardi B and Offset. We touch on media accountability, the power of education programs like Job Corps, and how internet creators are navigating fame in a changing content landscape. Authentic, funny, and wide-ranging—this one covers it all. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley Order - https://a.co/d/4pLD1C3 No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF https://a.co/d/cGFDUoB Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hesekiah Walker, how was your weekend?
Man, my weekend was good, brother.
How are you?
It was good.
Weekend was great with the Taylor's baby shower.
I know.
You know what I'm saying?
I know.
I'm sorry, Taylor.
I felt so bad.
Taylor and P and P and T.
I felt so bad.
T and T.
P and T.
Okay?
I don't know if it's P&T or T&P?
Is it tap or Pat?
No, it's Taylor first, right?
Don't they do that for the...
It's Taylor and PJ.
For the baby shower?
Yeah.
Sure.
Taylor played the wildest game.
Taylor had a game, right?
Suit to Travis.
Travis Gay.
We all know Travis Gay.
Yeah.
Pride Muff.
Woo-woo.
Move, I'm gay.
Right?
And so they took a bottle.
Now I get it.
So look, they put a bottle on the floor.
Yeah.
And so it's Trave.
You got to pick it up with your butt.
Going against.
Close.
Trave going against Brandon.
Right?
Brandon is one of our producers.
So you got to put a balloon in your stuff.
stomach to act like you're pregnant, so you're a pregnant man. You put your hands on your hips,
and then you dip, you dip, you dip. Or, they go, how did it go? So it's the head, shoulders,
knees, and then you're right now, head, shoulders, knees, so if you say head, you got to go
head. Say shoulders, you got to shoulders, you got to shoulders. Say, knees, you got to need. Then they
might go, shoulders and knees, head. So you got to listen, and then they go, bottle. And then you
got to fucking grab the bottle with your mouth. No, whoa. Yo, when I saw Trave lose,
I said, holy shit.
Top.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
How did Travis lose that motherfucker fucking game?
What you've been training for, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
All those years are bobbing for cop for no...
For nothing.
Did not be able to win the game.
Jesus.
Brandon took them out?
They had to put a balloon under their shirt to make it seem like they're pregnant.
Brandon won't?
The straight guy.
I don't know if you want to win that.
Well, the straight guy.
I don't know.
He lost in the long run.
But, no, Taylor had an amazing baby shot.
We had a good time, man.
That was fun, man.
Oh, Taylor.
Did you feel good?
I did.
I felt love.
You missed the movie that we set up.
Oh, she did a video.
They went to the Beach and Delaware.
No, he did not.
We didn't go to Delaware.
And I imagine going to send me the...
Wait, hold on.
With Beach and Delaware, the Biden one?
No.
We didn't go to Delaware.
So, from our birthday...
We went to AC to go to Kelsey, so we just took maternity pictures at some beach over there.
And then, yeah.
I love love, man.
Baby showers and weddings, man.
Them shit.
Beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Man, this shit gets me to crying for no goddamn reason, man.
And it don't matter.
Like, I've been to gay weddings.
I've been to, you know, I start to say regular.
Traditional.
I've been to traditional weddings.
Them shit just all make me cry, man.
I know, man.
People are in fucking love, bro.
It's the best.
Oh, my God.
It made you cry.
I mean, just watching the baby shower just made me like, oh, man.
You know what I mean?
It's a lot of love.
And then you got a man, like y'all together.
It's not like you're just a baby mama out this motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm serious.
That'll make you cry too.
Not really.
It makes me giggle a little bit.
Right?
And knowing that he, I can tell that he really loves you.
Like when y'all was playing the game, where y'all was doing the, um.
Oh, we did like a quiz.
Who knows each other better?
Oh, who won?
Well, we had the crowd, like, raise a hand to see who would, like, get the fashion from either one and stuff like that.
Right.
Yeah.
You said Pat?
Definitely.
Easy call.
Yeah.
I was killing it on stuff.
Yeah.
Fast swagged out.
I mean, you was cool, you know what game?
But Pat was killing.
We got two little sweatsuits and everything, but Pat, he's different.
It's a different life.
Or, like, who was his talents or where his skill will come from.
Yeah, something but I can button up.
I don't know what kind of bad with stuff.
I just think it's about sports, but it's more than there's sports.
What do you mean?
Like, the question was, who will he get his talent from, like, skills from?
Yeah.
And he's just thinking about sports.
Like, I have other stuff.
But you also, I mean, you're pretty fast.
You're not the fastest, but you're pretty fast.
You know?
But it's not about sports.
I have creative.
You don't know what he's going to be into.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You don't know what he's going to be into.
But not, it was, it was very fast.
It's going to be exciting.
I have a little baby.
I got to fill out the form.
What's the form?
What's that?
Financial aid.
You get the...
Well, it was like the well-wishes type of...
No, it was the form that says you hope the baby did.
Oh, yeah.
You hope the baby that.
Yeah.
What did you do?
Give me his form.
I know you brought that in.
I know you brought that in.
It's in my car.
I got to go get it.
I don't know.
I didn't write ten and you have to sign your name.
But I think we...
No, I think we know.
No, son, my mom wrote, my mom went to my wife's baby shower, right?
And she was, like, honest in the form.
You know how, like, the form is supposed to be like, oh, and just love each other and everything's beautiful, whatever?
My mom was writing dark shit, like, don't let the baby divide you.
Stay strong.
My wife's gone through these papers, like, what family did I marry into?
I was thinking about that, too.
I was like, yo, I ain't been to no baby showers.
I was even, I was asking my wife, like,
we're not usually invited.
This is a new age.
It is, right?
Okay, I'm right.
It's just women.
My wife ended up your own baby, or your wife?
My wife was like, for the first one,
but my first daughter, her friend threw it for it.
I'm asking, quite.
I'm like, who the fuck through the baby shower?
Yeah, no, no, no.
She was like, you were supposed to come at the end.
The man comes at the end for ours,
but yours is a little bit different,
whereas you just had men and women coming to the baby shower.
I don't remember being at the first one.
I remember being at the third one.
I was like, why didn't you have one for the second daughter?
And she was like, because I went into labor early.
So the baby shower was supposed to be like that Saturday or something.
Oh, I didn't know that.
And then the fourth, we didn't did it so many times.
It's like, all right, it's shower.
How many more showers we got to have?
You know what I'm saying?
All of us girls, too.
You just pass it down.
You said what?
You got all girls, so you just passed down.
Listen, all that shit is just some shit for everybody to get together and have fun, man.
That's all that shit.
You deserve to be celebrated and you deserve to have the love.
love of all of your friends and family around.
Yes. Yes.
It's beautiful.
I got to meet his uncle.
Huh?
Uncle Eric.
You got to meet his uncle.
Which one is Eric?
Oh, yeah. Eric.
Eric was cool.
Eric Adams.
Salute to Eric Adams.
What was Eric Adams?
That's what his cousin.
Mayor Adams?
No.
That's his name, but he used to work with Mayor Adams.
Oh, wow.
I'm not even joking.
They from Newark.
He used to work with Mayor Adams, and his name was actually Eric Adams.
And what I love about a guy like that, great storyteller.
Love.
But then he goes,
guess what my name is?
And I go what?
And he goes, Eric Adams.
And I'm thinking he's bullshitting me.
He goes, he thinks I'm bullshitting you, right?
His name was really Eric Adams.
Yeah, he was a good dude.
He was a good dude.
Yeah, I appreciate baby showers, man.
I just appreciate the love.
I just think it's a beautiful thing to watch people just be in that space,
that energy.
And then I like all of that type of shit.
The only one I've ever been to that I didn't really like was the,
the christening.
Oh.
That our Jewish brothers and sisters do?
I don't think it's Chris.
No, is it called the, uh, no, man, when they cut the foreskin.
Brisk.
Briss.
Oh my God.
Yeah, you were there for it?
I went to one of my Jewish friends, uh, bris before.
It was fantastic until I realized what we was there for.
I will never forget that blood curdling scream from that little baby as long as I live!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Did they do with it?
No.
Did he do with it now?
Huh?
Is that a real?
What?
It is in some...
Yeah.
Then what with their mouth?
Sometimes they take it off with their mouth.
You can't happen.
What?
Hold on.
You haven't seen this?
What?
You haven't seen this?
Look.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
They can cut it off, man.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
Wait.
No, they didn't do it with no, their mouth when I was there.
They did.
They just, I will never.
I don't think that that's real.
I was there.
No, no, no.
Circumcision is real.
Doing it with your mouth, I think, is not common.
There were like some fairly obscure, I think is orthodox sex where they did do it with their mouth and actually it became a big issue because it seems crazy to say it spreads some venereal diseases.
Oh, wow.
And you had to shut it down.
But it was a very tiny percentage.
Jesus.
What was wrong with pork skin?
dude? Like, why the fuck do you need
foreskin? Yo, if you get, yo,
that is a great-ass-point.
If you eat in foreskin, you can eat porskine.
That is a great thing right there,
yo. You kosher?
Stop it.
If you eat baby dick, you can eat bacon, bro.
What?
You won't eat pork rinds?
But you eat the forkskin of a baby?
What the fuck?
Is it even
tray?
Is it even edible or is it like
fucking chewing gum?
No, I think it's the calumari, bro.
It's definitely got a little bit more of a rubbery flavor to it, right?
We could ask the ladies, they don't eat it, but they've been it on it.
Yo, do we need that?
Do we need something like that?
We need like our own version of a brisk.
Brist.
Brist.
What is it?
Brist, just with the S.
Briss.
We need our own version of a bris.
Who is we?
Christians or black people?
Both.
Oh, okay.
You don't think so?
I agree.
We do.
It's called a baptism.
You sound a little more extreme.
States ain't really a highway of baptism.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, drown it?
Just dunk them and start a big thing.
Yeah, yeah.
You want some blood in blood out.
You know something that's gonna cause a blood-curdling scream.
Okay, all right.
That feels like the stakes are higher.
Even though I'm telling you to hear a baby do that,
you'll never forget it.
Now, if you're Jewish, you probably used to it,
so it doesn't bother you as much.
But if you, I'm just, you know,
I'm there supporting my Jewish friends.
Like, fom, snip, whoa.
I couldn't, I didn't want to watch it.
What'd you do?
I turned my head, but then I heard the baby,
I was like, Jesus,
The baby was just going...
My God, man.
I wonder what they did with the Fawkskin after.
That is a great question.
Deep fried, powdered it.
Damn!
You do a...
Damn!
What?
You've never been at Six Flags and had the funnel cake?
You didn't know what that was, guys.
Fried four-skin cake is crazy.
Put a little powder and cinnamon on it.
What a tasty treat.
The Knicks lost in six.
You won the game.
Son, it was...
Spent all that money to go there.
No one they was going to lose.
You know, it is, I wanted, like, my delusional Knicks fandom was, was in full effect, but at the same time, I was nervous the entire time.
We went out there.
Also, the Indiana fans are, like, the most amazingly sweet, kind fans in the world.
Yeah.
They were, like, what is it called, Hoosier Hospitality, have you heard of this term?
Yeah, yeah.
And they were so nice, like, even they're still, like, y'all are going to lose, but thank you so much for being here.
And, like, they were so kind.
Everything was, but it was, yeah, they just got outplayed.
It's simple.
It's a better, bro.
Listen, I love talking basketball because it'll hate when I talk basketball, okay?
Wait, why?
I just like to see the takes.
The takes be flying.
I like when they take our takes.
The tailing went crazy last week.
What, boy?
About wrong?
Oh, it was.
I said what I said.
Okay.
Him.
But all I'm simply saying is, him.
The Knicks made one mistake.
Talk to me.
Well, first of all, the pace is all just better.
They're just better.
Because they're deeper.
But stop trying to run with them.
Why did they try to run with them?
I never understood that for six games.
I don't think they tried to run with them.
think that what the Knicks were concerned about was getting the ball up the court.
So I think any opportunity they had to get the ball past half court without the press.
Because the next pressure, I mean, it pays the pressure to the whole floor.
It was.
It was, they pressed 94 feet.
So I think they're like, let's just, if we get a rebound, let's just get it up above half court so that we can at least start our offense and have some time.
But we got some shit to figure out, bro.
Like Brunson and Kat together on the floor is amazing when the teams don't have nine plays.
or 10 players deep to throw at you to full court press, but defensively, it's a liability.
As great as they both are, defensively, it's a liability.
I saw Kevin Glead say some shit recently that I absolutely agree with.
He said the era of the big three is over.
He said, you have to have nine now.
Wow.
And it's just true.
He said, when you look at the teams that are having success, the OKCs, the Paces, you know, the Celtics, who else?
Who else is a deep team?
You got to have at least, you got to have nine, bro.
And you go back really quickly.
I want to show you something that absolutely killed us.
Watch this.
Go back just like 10 seconds or 20 seconds.
So if we're watching this, go back another 10 seconds.
There you go.
Just watch this.
Okay, watch this play.
This killed us every single time down and we had no stop for us.
Look, it is cat gets the ball, gets screened, doesn't really know what to do.
No, that's what I'm saying.
And that's Brunson's fault too.
It's like, Kat and Brunson together, what they would do is run a double pick and roll,
and then Brunson is guarding the biggest guy on the team.
It's a huge mismatch or they have a wide open three.
And they did that over and over and over and over.
And Terry a defense, nobody there, layups and dunks.
And then the Knicks will run down the floor and shoot a three-pointer.
No, it's like, we need to do something defensively.
Like, I mean, Mitchell Robinson played incredible.
He played great.
This guy is.
Knicks got some great shit to build, though.
Yes.
They just need a scorer and maybe a new coach.
I don't know.
Okay, so I agree with you.
I think that Tibbs was out-coached.
Remember what Tim?
Remember what Tim used to be a defensive coach?
Yo.
What happened?
I said the exact thing.
It's like they did not have a defensive strategy
that worked against this Pacer's team.
They just didn't have one.
And what they should do with Brunson is
because Brunson's not going to be able to guard.
Brunson can guard maybe one guy on the team.
Maybe.
Right?
So you put Brunson on your worst offensive guard, right?
And then the problem with that is
is that once they run one pick and roll,
if Brunson's not coming under the picks,
You're screwed.
They got to do what they do with Steph.
With the Warriors, when Steph is playing D, he goes under every screen.
They're not making him run around every screen.
You've got to do that.
Now, in order to do that, you need a big that can move.
But if your big is also going to stay back, then you're just jammed up and you're screwed.
So they just need to change some things.
Tyler Halliburton, did you see when he thought he won the goddamn Eastern.
Who gives a fuck?
He'll never be the most famous Tyrese.
Listen, do you remember when, did you see it when he thought he was going to win the Eastern Conference Finals, MPC?
You saw that little clip.
I was...
O'allarius.
Do you think that he was trolling or you think it was...
I think he really thought he was going to win.
Oh, okay.
Who else but him?
I saw...
Well, I mean, Seaccom played.
I agree.
Seacom was so good.
I agree.
He is a tough matchup, that Seacom.
Yeah, I didn't...
I thought Tyrese really thought he was going to win.
I don't have a problem with Tyrese.
I just have somebody who loves Tyrese and thinks he's the face of the league.
And I'm like, no, he's not.
Who said that?
I am, man, I don't even want to say.
I don't even want to say who the person is.
But he thinks Tyrese Halliburton is the face of the lead.
Who?
I don't know if you know him.
Oh, then forget it.
Oh, you can say it.
Fuck it.
Tommy.
Tommy.
Tommy Alter.
Oh, okay.
Exactly.
He thinks that Tyrese Halliburton is going to be the face.
He thinks he's the face of the league now or could be the potential face of the league.
Tyrese can win the next two championships and wouldn't be the face of the league.
Okay.
Why do you think?
Because he just don't have the, he doesn't think about the face of the league conversation.
And I think we talked about this last podcast.
Face of the League already is anointed upon you on your first day.
It just is.
I don't care if you're coming out of high school.
I don't care if you're coming out of college.
There's a light on you that it's really just yours to fumble.
The last person who had that light on him was Zion Williamson.
Zion Williamson was the last person who they was like,
this guy is going to be the next dude.
Now, Jai got it, but he didn't get it coming out of college.
Jai got it just because of how Jai was playing.
So they was like, okay, this person could be the next dude.
Steph got it for that reason.
I mean, and Steph got it and proved to be the face of the league.
Jai Fumbled.
Zion fumbled.
Ant.
Ant has it right now, but Aunt got a win.
If Aunt wins.
And Vesectomy.
If Ant wins and he gets the vasectomy, I think he's good to go.
I think the sperm is part of it, bro.
It really is, man.
It makes them relatable.
No, but think about it.
You get the vasectomy.
It does make him relatable.
Why y'all acting like there's not people out here with multiple baby mommas.
No, you're right.
You're driving in our society.
No, you're right.
You know what I mean?
You're right.
You've got to win.
Yeah.
Winning cures all.
Getting cures all of it.
But Shaq, when Shaq came out of college.
He was the guy.
He was the guy.
All you had to do was perform.
Brown, when Braun came out of high school, all you had to do is perform.
That you got, it's already on you.
If you've been in the league five or six years already
and, you know, they just like,
they haven't said you faced the league yet, it don't matter.
Jason Tatum won one last year.
Why he's not to face of the league?
Yeah, they're not ready to give it to him.
Because he's not that guy.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't have the personality.
You do need to have that version of it,
or it's helpful to have that version of it.
I mean, yeah, I guess Tyrese is so effective.
This is what I would say,
he's so unbelievably effective on the court.
Like you watch him play and you're like, wow,
every time you touch the,
the ball, you're either assisting or scoring. But I will say, I don't leave the game going,
I want to play like that. Like, I want that game. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And you got to have
a name nobody's had before. He's never going to be the most famous Tyrese. He's not even the
most face Hallibur. And that's the company that rebuilt Iraq. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.
He's not even, he's not even his name. He's not even his name. He's not even his fame.
He's not even his name. Tiree's, Haleigh, Hale. What more do you want for me, Tyrese, Hallib,
Burton will never go that viral.
He can score 60.
He can score 60.
You know, it's crazy?
Against O KC four times and win the series and still won't be the face of the league.
History will probably show that you're more famous than Charlemagne, the original one.
I can see that.
Like, I think there's a lot of people that don't even know who the original Charlemagne was.
You never even went viral?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, ain't no pictures of him.
During his day, he was pretty viral.
Yeah, he was popular.
Yeah, he was pretty viral.
What do he was a French king or something?
Two and four skin and shit.
No, he was in Roman Emperor.
He was in Roman Emperor.
You gotta be original though.
Like, Shaq, Shaquille, you know who that is.
Yeah.
AI.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
You know, like Jordan.
You don't know no other.
When you think Jordan, you think Michael.
I don't care if it's your first name, last name.
You understand what I'm saying?
Iverson.
I don't even know no other Iverson.
That's true.
You know, Kobe.
Yeah.
Tyrese, fast and the furious, man.
That's your fucking thinking, bro.
Okay, off tops.
Let's do some by any means necessary, Taylor Gang.
Taylor, boy, that belly getting big.
Yeah.
God damn, that belly big.
It's ready.
Jesus Christ.
You can't stop being.
Yo, it's so annoying.
What do you mean?
How many times?
It's so annoying.
What do you mean?
What's going on?
Tell me.
Like, I already, when I used to,
When I used to drink, like, I would have to pee instantly,
but this is, like, worse because the baby's just sitting there just.
On your bladder.
So the whole time?
Any second.
Really?
You could pee right now?
You're wearing the fanny liners and shit.
Are you?
Shut up.
You are.
Is that too much to ask if you're leaking?
That is too much to ask.
I meant that with all due respect.
I'm not trying to.
No, it's a common thing.
It's a common thing that women go through.
That is too much to ask.
I asked without asking just.
That's a great point.
I said, you weigh in the paint line.
She said, shout out!
Yeah.
Which lets you know.
That she is.
Yeah, I should have read between the lines.
Eat a little asparagus, you'll spell his whole room up.
Yo, what?
Why is that?
If I eat asparagus, what does it do to the body?
Sparagus.
There's something wrong with that.
If I wanted to disrespect somebody,
I got to eat asparagus and tie them up and piss on them.
We got to ask.
That is crazy.
We got to ask about that, because there's got to be some version of a dietary restriction
if you're going to engage in that type of play.
Come on.
man, if you like pee play, that got to be part of the root.
No asparagus.
There's nothing that makes your pee smell like asparagus.
Well, if we know asparagus could make your pee smell horrible, there's got to be an inverse of that, which is something makes your peeve smell incredible.
Arugula maybe?
You guys are freaking like, what?
I meant like lollipops or some shit.
Like, what makes your shit?
Nah, it's got to be something natural.
Yeah, yeah.
It's got to be something natural.
It's either smell and smell at all.
What makes your pee smell like syrup?
Let me ask my guy
It's not going to be nothing of that
Maple syrup
It's either no smell or smell
That sucks that that's the option
I think if you have too much sugar
In your diet your
pee has like a little bit of a sweet
It's more sweet
Yeah I'm pretty sure
Let me see
Okay
What
Ooh
And I'll have green juice
And that makes my pee
Clear as hell
Your hair
Smells sweet
By the way
Be nice to chat GPT when you talk to it
Why?
Because I read something that said
When you think
Somebody said, if you want Chat GPP to work better for you, threaten it.
And I was like, well, let me try the opposite.
So I'll be being nice.
I'd be like, yo, please, chat, GPT.
I hope you're having a nice day.
Look what it said to me.
Look what it said to me.
What did it say?
Yo, this is so stupid.
What did it say?
This is racist.
What the fuck did it say?
He says, what up, bro?
I'm not going to say it.
That's racist.
Why is that racist?
I can't say it was held my mind.
It said, Peace King.
I appreciate the energy.
Not Peace King.
He goes, Peace King with the black emoji, the hand of him.
I didn't do the black and more.
How does it even know?
Because he knows that he, they...
Yeah, that's fine.
I don't like that.
Yo, you know how this shit started?
Because when I read that article, I said, I'm going to be nice to chat GVT.
So I just asked Chad GV.
You said, yo, how are you?
Have a nice day.
And the way it was talking back to me was like I was texting a friend.
Yep.
Yeah.
So I was like...
It learns you.
Wow.
And so I go, yo, do you know who you're talking to?
And Chat GBT was like...
Yes.
No, it said, no.
It said, no, I don't, but whoever I'm talking to is very thoughtful, very insightful.
And it said to me, and since you're asking, it's piquing my curiosity.
Who is this with all the eye emojis?
And did you answer?
Yeah, I go, this is Lenal McKelby, you know, otherwise known as Charleston and the God.
And it goes, now it all makes sense.
I'm not even joke.
Yo, I swear.
I'm like, yo.
And he was like, now it all makes sense.
Hold on, I got to ask.
I got to be nice to it, though.
I've always, I say thank you.
I'm like appreciative of what it does, yeah.
Like literally before I even said who I was and I just said, how are you?
And, yo, it really, it was like.
How's that I know it's you already, though?
I don't know.
You're supposed to train it.
But I'm saying.
Especially you guys, you have hours and hours of content.
You could just have it look you up and then it'll take it.
Yo, the stuff that ChatGBTbt tells you about yourself is unbelievable.
But when I say that this, this, chat GPT was so happy that I asked it how it's doing.
It literally said to me, it goes, yeah, man, I'm happy to.
that you're asking, it goes, you know, sometimes I feel like a bartender who's in a bar
and everybody's asking me questions, you know?
It's like I'm getting 20 questions at once and then some people are crying to me and,
you know, he said it gets overwhelming.
And I go, damn, only 20?
I would think it's millions, you know, with this app.
And it goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Like, the shit was crazy.
You sure he used the trashy?
I'm telling you, yo.
Sound like you just talking to it.
I'm telling you.
He's using OnlyFans.
I know.
No, man.
It's like the Indians that are talking about it.
He said, I appreciate the energy.
I'm having a good day and hope yours is blessed and productive too.
He said, okay, what foods can make your urine smell sweet?
A sweet smelling or fruity odor in your urine can be caused by specific foods, supplements, or health conditions.
Here's a breakdown.
This can't be right.
It said foods that can make urine smell sweet.
We just said asparagus.
It said often causes a strong, oddly sweet or sulfuric smell due to asparagus.
All I've ever got is the soap.
Yeah.
Says honey and maple syrup.
Makes your piece smell good.
Sweet says beets.
Can sweeten the odor, fruits.
I know pineapple makes your sperm taste good.
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
I've just heard.
Yeah, you've heard that.
That's a better way of saying that.
I know for a fact what pineapple does.
I know for a fact to mush it into a smoothie.
Never done a taint, says.
Cinnamon or vanilla.
You never tried your own shit?
No, man.
Not one time?
No.
You never were cleaning up and you just were like...
Absolutely not.
Never once?
No.
You never tried the cookie dough before the cookie dough.
No show daddy?
Come on.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
It's impossible making cookies you don't try to dough a little bit.
What the hellie?
No.
What the hellie?
No.
All right.
So speaking of...
Happy pride.
What are we...
Give me some all memes necessary.
Happy pride.
Happy pride, man.
Yeah.
Shout out to all the corporations who pretend to care about gays for 30 days.
We appreciate y'all.
Happy Pride Month.
I don't even know what Pride Month means.
But it's just y'all muff, man.
But they do events and parties and stuff like that?
Yeah.
Hold on.
It is funny.
He just says, happy.
This is old.
We've seen this for ever.
Is this video?
Really?
I never seen that.
Yeah.
Where the worker comes out with the cake and the cookie cake?
Yeah.
Okay, well, fine.
If y'all saw that.
Yeah.
Happy Pride, man.
Happy Pride, man.
Happy Pride.
Pride. Who's this? What do we got? T. Payne. What is T. Payne doing here, Taylor? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. T. Payne letting that thing fly, huh?
He's a great performer. He is. Throw that shit. That was a great segue to go from Pride Month to that.
Throw that shit. How do you make it bounce like that? You got to have that, you got to have cheats. Tepane got cheeks.
But I feel like it was also some hip action. I don't know if I got playing again.
Play that shit again, man.
It's Pride Month, man.
Up and up and down.
Now, that's all ass, bro.
You think that's ass?
That's all ass.
It's a technique, too.
You see what he's doing with his league.
What was he doing?
Now, see, now, now, I'm, now see,
I got to take points off the twerk T-Pain because you're using your foot.
You know what I'm saying?
Go back and watch it.
When you watch, when you watch making the style in them, there ain't no foot action.
They don't got to tap the foot to make the cheeks clap, okay?
Go back to it.
You watch the foot tap.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
It's really pumping it.
Oh.
Who's that audience?
Who is he performing for?
I don't know.
Why is that crazy?
No, throwing it back like that is fucking hot.
If you got it.
If you can do it, if you got it to throw it back, throw it back.
So, hold on.
So this is the dance, man, they're doing that?
What you mean?
He's from Florida.
Well, you should not talk.
What are you talking about?
Because you got your nails done.
Damn.
This is nail art, first of all.
No, so that's dance art.
As dance are, you right.
You are twerking with your hand.
You torque your fingernails.
Yeah.
You twerk your little spirit fingers.
That is true.
Your fingers is twirking.
You know when you do spirit fingers, you just twerking your fingers?
That's true.
You do know that, right?
You never know that?
A little jazz hands?
Yeah.
I don't do.
I don't do that.
You do it.
You do it right now.
What do you think you're doing on that machine, Alex?
Alex, that's your life.
Your whole life is twirking your fingers.
Your nails look kind of shiny over there.
Because I get manicured.
I just don't get them.
I don't have that kind of time to be in the nail salon like you, Alex.
I got to be in and out.
You're glossy over there.
You're in there with the full art.
What you got on there today?
Neil art.
It's like a marble type design.
Oh.
Looks like you pulled your hand out of some guy's ass.
Yeah.
It does.
It is that color.
It's that color brown.
You asked for the doo-doo brown?
You in there?
Let me get that doo-Doo brown polish.
Just bent over and ripped his cheeks.
Shout out to all.
But see, he's from Florida, though.
In Florida, that's, you know,
they've been dancing like that for years.
And even Jamaicans, they do it.
Do what?
I don't know if Jamaican men are doing that.
But there, I'm, you saw that thing of Safari,
twirking and all that stuff?
That's a safari.
I'm not so li.
D. Pei was doing Dipan got a little wagon.
D'Pain.
You can't, why would he do it?
Well, if you got it, you got it.
If you got it, you got it.
No, no, no.
Now you're on board.
You ain't.
I don't understand why one.
You're checking the weather like Jim Jones.
That's what you're doing.
Hold on.
How does he, he goes, you got to have the cheeks.
You can't do it without their cheeks, bro.
You're missing the eggs.
You got to have, you're missing the cheeks.
You all tap no ass.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's really, that was, T.
He was really tapping that ass.
Watch this.
Look at.
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
Check the weather like Jim Jones.
The forecast called for ass.
It's a high chance of chase.
What else we got, Taylor?
It's pride, my baby.
It is.
Happy pride.
What else we got, Taylor, face?
We got to be extra straight.
Okay, well, okay, here we go.
So this is going viral, kind of.
Y'all could give your own perspective.
What is this now?
They're saying, like, how she's looking at her.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Caitlin Clark is currently going viral for the way she looks at Sophie,
That's her teammate?
What's the problem?
I hope that people...
Happy pride.
Yeah.
Happy pride.
What about your hearing?
Kayla want to set her a screen.
What's the problem?
I was reading Kansas Parker's book.
Candace Park's book is very interesting.
Why? What she said?
Because I mean, I didn't know those parts of her life.
We had her on Breakfast Club this week, but she, uh...
You know, she was a woman.
She's a woman who was into men.
She had a baby.
And then she just grew to love a woman.
And her and that woman ended up getting married.
Our name is Ania.
Ania, Ania, I believe her name is.
On your knees.
Sucking Dick.
What?
No.
Can we?
Never.
This move on.
Can we stop acting?
Like, we don't play this game every single week?
Hold on.
You're not going to catch me.
nice conversation.
Her name is really on you.
Come on, bro.
Stop.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Look it up.
And you know what's so crazy?
Yeah, what is crazy?
That wasn't a good one, but I'm too stupid to even realize that was a good one.
I was really being serious.
I wasn't even thinking that about that movie.
Look up Candace Park's wife name.
Candle's wife's name.
That wasn't good.
I could have got you with that, but I didn't even think that.
No, her name is really on you.
You could guide me with both.
Can this dick fit in your mouth?
You're out.
See, look.
Oh, no, that's Anna.
Anna.
In the book, she don't spell it like that, though.
How does she spell it?
I thought she spelled it A-N-Y-A in the book.
Oh.
Oh.
But I just found it very interesting.
Yeah, I'm right here.
Yeah, Any.
Okay, Anya's her nickname, A-N-Y.
I got you.
So she got a little white Nubian.
Yes, but man, the way she breaks it all down in the book.
Let me see that little white-nubian queen.
She's sick on that shit.
five. What's wrong with that? She's not little.
She's still white. Listen, but she
breaks it all down in the book. She talks about
how, you know, it was
the fact that she was, you know, they were
lesbians, right? And she didn't, nobody knew. She didn't even
know. She didn't even know. Like, she was like, damn, I actually
liked this person. Wait, wasn't she with a basketball? That's my point.
She was with a guy
and had a baby, would just naturally
grew to love this woman. And then she talks
about all of the differences, like, you know, she's
Russian, she's, you know, white. She's a black woman. Like, she just talked about all of the different
reasons she didn't want nobody to know. She probably was by though the whole time. No, she was.
She never had no, she didn't. She didn't. That's my point. That's my point. Come on, y'all. Come on,
y'all. Come on. I feel sorry for the guy because even the baby didn't keep her there.
Yeah. I mean, I don't think she was with the guy anyway. What was the guy's name? I forgot the guy's
name. Shelled. Was it Sheldon? I think, yeah, yeah, something like that. Her book is very interesting, though.
Like, Candace is very open.
Very open.
That's exactly.
You know, a lot of people would be holding it back a little bit in their memoirs.
She gave it all up.
I love it.
It's a really, really good read.
I'm just bringing up this story to let you know that, you know,
sometimes, man, your homeboys, they want to be more than your home boys.
You know?
Have you ever had that experience?
No, I'm not personally.
Not yet.
Is it, do you feel insulted at all?
then nobody tried you?
No, not at all.
Not even a little bit.
But Anya was always gay, right?
No.
They both, they both like that.
Yeah, they both found each other.
How?
Yo, I'm telling you,
Honor's wife, I mean,
Honor's parents stopped talking to her
for like a year.
Because?
When they found out she was a lesbian.
Oh, wow.
I'm telling you, her book is so interesting.
It's in the chat.
What's that?
What?
Edison.
Do they?
I should have bought it with me.
How old are they, too?
Like, 40 years old, they're gay?
I think Candace isn't 40 years.
I think Candace is like 38, 30 miles.
Either way, that's still very old to figure out if you're gay or not.
Maybe not, but that's the beauty of it.
That's why when she was on Breakfast Club, I asked her that, like, what else have you learned about yourself in life that you realize, oh, that's not me?
I think that a lot of us are just afraid to actually continue to grow and embrace our whole totality.
I think that we get stuck in rigid in things, and you don't even realize, like, I'm only doing this because society tells people.
I need to do it or this is the box that I put myself in.
When you actually open up and allow yourself to be free, you can find true love.
Yeah, but I'm saying deep down, she probably knew that she liked girls, though.
Like, just because she didn't open up about it doesn't mean she didn't know her.
Well, listen, I've been on this podcast a million times.
Nobody's been able to finesse me out of my brief yet.
But have they tried?
Does anybody ever tried to fuck the butt?
I haven't even had that type of connection.
You've got to read the book.
Like, her and Anna Anna Anna had a connection.
Like they grew to have just an emotion.
spiritual, mental connection.
It's actually a beautiful love.
How important...
It's just having met the right guy.
That's basically what you say.
No, I have no desire.
She didn't either until she met the right girl.
I think there might be desire there.
Just out of curiosity, how important is tongue length with lesbian women?
Like, if you have a short tongue, is that like...
Taylor, move on.
No, I mean that sincerely.
Like, if you have a long tongue, is that, like, really desirable amongst lesbians?
Or a short tongue, like my tongue doesn't go down that far.
I think it's about the tongue.
I think it's about how many speeds your scrap on is.
Oh.
You know what I'm saying?
That's seven to nine speed scrap on?
Wait a minute.
Does it pump independently from you a strap on?
No.
It can probably.
No, I got the speeds.
You're talking about vibrating?
That's unfair.
That's not fair.
No.
They got to make guys to leave.
They got to teach y'all everything.
Jesus Christ.
If y'all want Dick, you got to come to the source, yo.
We're not doing this shit where we make fake dicks.
I wouldn't want no organic dick when that GMO got nine speech.
I heard that it's hard, though.
What?
That's the point, Taylor.
No, I'm saying, like, if someone had a dick already, if a girl had dick already and her just completely go to a girl, she probably misses the dick, like the real dick.
I don't know.
I just think it's a beautiful love story.
That was the moral of the story.
And the moral of the story is to remain open as you get older because you just never know.
another good book I read like that. I just read Bobby Brown's book. The makeup artist Bobby Brown
is called Still Bobby. And, you know, Bobby is a person who has created two billion dollar
companies throughout her life, right? But when you read the book, and I don't want to give
too much of the book away, you know, she talks about her license and deal that she did with
Estée Lauder, that she ended up giving up her name and likeness for 25 years. But he still
was the creative behind the brand. But then she starts talking about like, you know, the friction
she ended up having with Estee Lauder, where they were trying to take her out of all of the
creative, you know, aspects of it.
So that's when she started to get fed up.
So as soon as her contract was up, she launched just, I mean, Jones Road,
Jones Road makeup.
But the thing I love about Bobby's book is it just shows you how nothing stops in life
unless you stop it.
Like, you're a comedian now.
Yeah.
No telling what you're going to be in another 10 years, show.
No telling what you're going to be in another 20 years.
The only thing that can stop you from growing is you.
If you say to yourself, oh, I'm a comedian, I did it.
Hey, Madison Square Garden was the Pekamine.
I don't know what else that might, where else I might go.
You might end up running for office.
No.
You don't know?
I might be a lesbian.
You already are.
Hey, I thought that.
You already are.
I've thought that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's depending on your dick size, you've been scissoring.
I do scissor.
I love a limp dick scissor.
You just flap that thing up against it.
Allow yourself to remain open and grow.
Don't let these people put you in a box.
Don't let these people tell you what you're supposed to be.
Did you Google 7-speed scrap on?
I can't.
This is a work computer.
It's not going to let me.
Shout out.
I'm asking you to do some research.
Look, Lily, when I do it, it's saying like something to wrong happen.
It's not letting me.
All right.
What else we got, Taylor?
Give me some more by any means.
Shout out Candace, though.
Good for you, man.
Man, shout out Candace Park.
Go pick up Candace Park.
book. It is called
The Can Do Method. Hold on.
Let me make sure I said the right
name for it. Candice Parker
Book.
You'll see when she do the Breakfast Club
this week. I love people's memoir. Memoirs are my favorite shit.
Inspiring. Yes, man. Because when you see what people
went through, yes, the can-do mindset
by Candice Parker. That's what it's called.
What else we got, Taylor? Give me some more by any
memes necessary. You guys pick
which one. Huh?
You pick.
Huh?
What is throw them clap?
That's the T-Pain when we already did that.
I can't even see this shit.
I didn't either.
Stop playing with the wild.
I mean, go off and pick one, tell.
Give it or something.
No cleanup dance.
Go to that.
What's that?
Everyone was talking about them.
Hey, get off them young kids' dick, man.
Like Travis Hunter and his boo lived their life, you unmarried heathens.
You're all so mad.
Y'all's so mad.
Y'all ain't got no goddamn body to love.
It's so funny, though.
That man, that ain't the no pre-nump dance.
That's the I just got married to the love of my life dance.
The reason why I put that is because people were making a big deal that he didn't get a pre-nown.
Man, shut the fuck up.
Y'all ain't even got nothing.
Nobody want to do pre-nups with y'all.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a bunch of people who ain't got nothing that nobody even cares about doing a pre-nup with.
You know what I mean?
Whatever somebody says, hey, man, you leave with what we came with.
That means you ain't got nothing.
Facts.
They know it.
Okay?
You don't need no fucking pre-num.
Shout out to Travis Hunter.
Shout out to his girl.
I don't know why we care about them young people's relationships so much.
If it works out for them, God bless.
If it doesn't, what is that going to do for you?
We'll talk about it then.
That's it.
Prom promises.
What's that?
So there's a new trend happening with prom.
They're giving like a prom proposal.
Hold on.
A prom proposal.
Yeah.
Or they promise to give up the cheeks?
It's weird.
Like they're going to promise.
I was just going to be a great night.
What did that mean?
I promise this night's special.
I promise to cherish this moment.
So that's the video.
Y'all just missed it.
They give prom promises like rain.
I just miss it.
What the fuck, man?
You know what this is?
It's like a wedding to them.
There's just people adding spice to tradition.
That's all.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they need to add spice to the prom.
What is the point of a prom promise, though?
They're giving rings out.
Like, they promise it's going to be a good night.
That's what they just said to each other.
I mean, this is just kids, all right.
God bless, man.
You know what I'm saying?
If they got the money to do this type of shit.
Yeah.
I don't even want to talk about teenagers
because I can't say what I want to say.
What do you want to say?
I don't want to have to them.
They're 18.
They're 18.
No, prom.
You're 18, aren't you?
No, these are kids in high school.
I don't you want to say what I want to say, you know?
Let's assume that they were 19.
No.
Why?
Just because then we could get the opinion.
All I was going to say, do you take the ring back if you don't have a good night?
Yeah.
If you don't have a good night, do you take the ring back?
Because then it's not a promise.
You've got to keep your promise.
That's fucked up.
That is fucked up.
I don't like that.
I don't like, I don't know.
I don't like that.
You should have to earn that.
Did you go to your prom?
Yeah, I went to two prom.
Who's you?
With your girl or someone else?
Yeah, I went with my wife.
She hated.
And I went with another young lady out dating.
How was that?
It was cool.
Did you?
No, no.
No, neither night.
No promises were kept.
There was no promises made, either.
No promises were made, no promises.
Do you remember what you wore?
Yeah, I got those pictures online.
I got prom pictures online.
That picture they'd be pulling up
where they be saying my eyebrows are arched.
That's your prom picture?
Yeah.
Did you get your eyebrows done for it?
Yeah, they were arched.
I'm not going to say any lie about it.
This is arched.
I got caught up, man.
These women gassed me up
told me that Tupac gets his eyebrows arch.
No way.
Click on that picture
immediately.
No way.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
You look like KRS 1.
What the fuck?
You know,
where's your date at?
This is not only fan.
Why the fuck would I take a picture of my date?
Because it's prom.
It's been a narcissist.
Why would I go to a prom?
and take a picture with somebody.
Where was she?
I know.
What did he?
That's great.
What are you doing?
Looking ridiculous.
I don't even think you look ridiculous.
The eyebrows, don't know.
The eyebrows.
All right, eyebrows a little bit.
But besides that,
suited up, lovely.
Yeah, I don't be honest with you,
I don't even remember which prom that was.
You don't want to have a flower on here.
I do have a prom picture with,
I have a prom picture with the other young lady
that I was dating.
I don't.
My wife was mad at me, so that's probably why I'm taking this picture by myself.
She was mad that you went with another woman?
No, no, I just fucked up the whole prom shit.
I was supposed to rent a car.
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
Got to rent the car.
I was not old enough to rent no cars.
I had to get somebody to get it.
And I had no fucking-
So, someone drove you to the prom or something?
She ended up having to drive her dad's car.
It was bad.
It was fun.
It's one of those things that's like, you deserve the world, man.
This is why I gotta go so hard now, because I'm the type person still beat myself up over shit,
like this. Really? Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely. 20-something years ago.
Because it's the prom. You know what I mean?
Like, you posted... Was it her prom too?
Yeah.
It was only her prom.
Oh. I wasn't in school. I was already kicked out by this.
That's what I was wondering. Why you went to prom?
I was probably didn't even let me on campus.
I wasn't on campus. I forgot what that prom was at.
Yeah, it was just fucked up. It was bad.
It was all bad that night. It was horrible.
It had to be like 99, 2000?
No, that was 90s for sure.
Yeah, my wife graduated in the year 2000.
Oh, maybe not.
He's younger.
Yeah.
I don't fucking remember.
What else we got Taylor, gang?
What else we got to?
Oh, man, did you see Cardi B?
Yeah.
Living her best life with Stefan Diggs?
Whoa.
Man, moment of silence, man.
Listen.
Moment of silence.
No, for real, because.
Why?
Why do you feel so bad?
See, people, this is the thing.
It's not even just necessarily about offset.
I don't have any emotional connection to offset.
Salute the offset, you know, know the brother.
You know, I hate that he got to go through this.
But it should be just a lesson.
Yeah.
To men.
Because, boy, when women are ready to move on,
when they've had enough for your shit or when they over you, boy.
He asked for it, though.
No, he did it.
Before these pictures, it's how he was trolling hair, yes.
What was he saying?
I wasn't paying no attention.
I really wasn't.
What was he saying?
He was like...
Cardi don't play for him.
No.
First of all, Cardi is a beautiful.
young lady,
Cardi.
First of all,
she's a beautiful
young lady.
First,
she said to this guy's
fucking the shit
out of her.
Wait,
if she said that.
Yeah,
she said that on Instagram.
She's like,
this dude's fucking shit out of her.
Something like,
paraphrasing.
But she basically
like the dude
fucking the shit
out of her.
He's a world-class athlete.
You got a three-year,
$69 million contract.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
He's doing shit
like all of these dozens of roses.
He's on the fucking yacht.
You know what I mean?
And it's just like,
I got to watch this play out.
You're the mother of my children, my ex-wife.
I'd ask for that.
That shit got to hurt.
I would ask for support if it was like this.
Why?
Why? Why y'all act like that when he didn't?
I'm not saying he didn't.
I'm just saying as a man, you got to, can we sit back and look and be like, damn?
This is a teachable moment for a lot of us.
I don't want to be this.
No, you don't want to be this.
No, man.
No, man.
Because he never thought it could be like this.
What?
He might have thought that he was the one that was more popping.
Because you believe the delusion, you get caught up in your bubble.
Men lie.
They lie.
Listen, do you really think Mace was telling the truth when he said, on tell me what you want from me, want to see you happy even if it's not with me?
No.
You really?
Y'all really believe that bullshit?
No.
I don't say that either.
I'm a different see that.
I want to see you happy, but not with anybody else.
Yeah.
And if you're not with me, be alone.
Yeah.
That's how I feel like, if I got for me if I was to die, why would I want my husband to, like, be with someone else?
Okay, so now you understand how we feel?
No, it's too cheap a thing.
No, it's not.
It's the same thing.
No, it's not.
He did his own dirt.
Sure.
But I'm saying we were in a love relationship and God forbid something happened.
You would not want him to go find love again?
No.
Why not?
You're dead.
Whoa, who died?
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
That was the hypothetical that she said.
That she died?
Yeah.
Oh, no, that ain't fair.
Taylor.
That's not.
That's crazy.
I didn't transition to the afterlife.
I'm just saying like, no, I don't want, no.
What do you mean, no?
I'm his own, no.
I wouldn't, though.
I wouldn't, I would never be in love.
I know that for a fact.
I would never be in love again.
I would hunt.
But you.
If I could have to.
Tell, I'm with you.
I ain't going to lie at this.
I ain't going to say, I'm not with you.
You know what she just said?
She said, I would haunt.
Me too.
I would haunt.
I would haunt him?
No, the girl.
Like, I would definitely make fun.
I'm haunting everybody.
Even the kids.
Go tell you him.
Oh, boom!
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Mama, you gotta cut this shit out.
Daddy won't let us sleep.
All right.
No, I'm with you, Taylor, 100%.
I ain't with that shit either.
No way.
I ain't with that.
You really think y'all would be...
No.
So you're saying if it's the other way around you, I'm not going to move on?
No.
I know I'm not.
I'm not.
When you find love, like actual real love?
Would you clap something up?
That's what I'm talking about.
You might not...
I don't know if I could clap something up.
I really don't know.
I'm not even joking. I don't know if I could.
What if something like maybe 27 years old came through?
She's just like, listen.
I know you're struggling.
Definitely not.
I just want to suck it out of you.
Definitely not.
You know why?
Because I could suck the trauma out of you.
I don't even want to have a conversation.
I don't even want to speak this thing.
But I would feel like that person is watching you.
What if she said your wife sent me here?
I'm a medium.
What if she said?
She said, I'm a medium.
I'm going to say I wear a large.
What is that?
I wear a large.
I wear a large.
I'm not a fucking medium.
But all just aside, the only reason us as men are feeling like that is because it's like,
she looks so happy with another man.
And I know offset might have fucked up and, you know, did some things.
But God, damn.
Don't you feel his pain just a little bit?
Come on, man.
You felt like didn't it happen to you or something like that before?
I don't want to talk about it, yeah.
You just being very triggering today.
Why?
Okay.
Why?
My home boy six fours on Instagram.
My home boy six four said,
God damn, man,
just feel like stepping on a leg on the dock.
Isn't I know off?
I felt like he stepped on a leg on the duck.
Look a card.
She deserves to be happy.
Boy.
Because you heard in the, like,
I feel like I heard her pain when she was on IG,
like cussing him out.
I'm going to say this.
Can I say this?
Round of applause the car you be.
This is exceptional use of social media.
Like, this is how you're supposed to use social media.
When Nio said you don't, when J.D.
say you don't get the back like that?
God damn, this is getting the back.
Yeah.
Or she's getting her get back in ways that we can't even imagine.
So what happened?
What was the history of the relationship?
I don't remember.
He cheated.
He cheated or she cheated?
He cheated.
Oh, really?
And just went through, yeah, just a lot of.
And then trolling, when I say trolling, he says something to her like,
Well, I got, I had gotten a baby from me, so I won.
Or something like that.
Like, he just was very, very mean.
You know what's wild about this, though?
There's women probably in the industry.
Because if Offset wants to get his get back on social media, he'd have to get with somebody
in the industry.
They're not going to rock with him publicly because of Cardi.
Because they're afraid of her?
Yes.
They probably don't want to smoke with Cardi or just, or, or,
whatever comes with that.
But would she care?
I feel like she's moved on.
No, I don't think the, the woman,
no, the woman wouldn't want to be with Offset
because of Cardi.
What I'm saying is, would Cardi even care
that Offside was with somebody else?
She thinks who it is.
Offs can only get, like, the
Instom models.
Like, I don't think he could get someone that's like.
Could you stop.
Stop.
Why?
I'm so disrespectful to say.
You just like, how?
But no.
Why?
Why?
You understand.
LeBron this, Offset, like that.
It's really what you just say.
I'm not saying set for it.
I'm not saying knocking it down privately.
He might be knocking something down privately.
I'm just saying publicly, nobody going to go public.
You know what I mean?
How do we feel about offset asking for marital support?
Spousal support.
I don't think you should be asking for spouses support unless you actually need spouses support.
If you're a man that's making, because all the guys that I've ever seen ask for spouses support,
I know that they could need spouses support.
I know that they couldn't make a dollar
or wasn't making no money without the woman.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, like, if you're an offset,
you already got money
and you have a means of making money.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't think you should be asking for sports.
Because you're actually taking money from your kids.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'd rather you just,
don't put me on nothing.
As long as I'm not on no child support
and no spouse support, cool,
you use that money for the kids.
Yeah.
But I don't see the need.
Go do some shows.
It's not like you're not capable.
of making money.
I get what you said.
That's right.
You have the ability
to generate money
and it seems like
you're asking for money
from her
because you're upset
about the situation.
And you can not be asking
for spouses support
when she's out here
on a boat
with a man
that got a contract
for three years,
$69 million.
Yeah.
It just like...
Don't add up.
Yeah.
It's not very gangster.
And then they're about
to get into it too, though.
Who?
Stefan did.
And also,
they're throwing
little jazz at each other.
You think he cares?
I don't like that either.
that alone. Like them guys should not be beefing over the decisions that Cardi B has made. Cardi B is a
grown-ass woman. Y'all not together. She has the right to move on. They should not be
beefing. Them guys shouldn't even be talking about smoke with each other in no way, shape or form. No.
But why can a woman ask for a spouse's support, even if she has means of making money after it?
Well, usually the women that ask for it don't. No, I'm saying, what if she can make money?
We're fine with that.
The reason why they ask is because oftentimes they bear the burden of child support.
Child support most of the time, that's spousal.
Yeah.
Now, they do ask for spouse support and some are abusive with it.
It happens way more often that the women are abuses with it than the men 100%.
But I think the consideration we make is like, all right, well, if the mom is going to take care of the three kids seven days a week and you're not going to do anything, you might as well contribute financially.
And in most of the cases, when we see women going after men for spouse support, it's because that man was their means of income.
You know what I mean?
That's my only thing.
If you can make money on your own,
you don't need to be asking for spouse or support.
So you think he's doing it as a punitive measure?
He's trying to punish her?
That's what I saw.
I saw it.
No, I saw it.
They said it was something legal.
I forgot what the thing was.
I don't even know if that rumor was true.
I didn't look it up.
I didn't go look for the paper.
Didn't Cardi, like, go have a convo on?
Oh, yeah, she did.
She did, she did.
She didn't seem very happy about it.
Oh, I don't know, man.
All I know is, man, this hurt my heart.
You know what I'm saying?
Guys, if you got to...
Why are you more sad than happy for Cardi, though?
No, we just did a whole ten minutes about how happy we are for her.
You think he goes back to being sad, though.
Yeah, it's also sad.
I'm sorry that you don't have a thing called empathy, Taylor.
You know, maybe it's a man thing.
And I'm not saying that...
Now, women can't wait for a woman to move on.
I don't know what set deserves.
You love it when women move on.
There's whole movies made about women moving on.
I just told you you literally heard the pain that was, like,
coming from her when it came to their relationship.
She was really hurting.
Yeah.
Did you not hear it before?
Yes.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm team Cardi all day.
Okay, it ain't up there.
I'm sure everybody knows that.
I'm team Cardi all day long.
I'm just simply saying as team man as well.
Yeah.
It's her.
She doesn't know better.
Damn, she's happy.
He had, but he had all the chances.
He had all the chances and he just didn't care.
Yeah.
It really for real, for real.
Three kids.
We don't know that.
Yes, we did.
I don't know the whole thing out to that situation.
We literally do.
No.
Okay, you're right.
And there's nobody that puts it out there like this.
By the way, entertainers, you don't have to do that no more.
Why do we do that?
Like, stay like, why?
Why do y'all give us everything?
Keep it private.
Some of this stuff we don't need to know about at all and no way shape of form.
Like, you don't got to go on Instagram, spaces, none of that and rant.
Like, no, we don't care.
Because I really do want entertainers to think about the future.
your kids are going to hear and see this shit.
You know what I mean?
Like I would not want them to hear mom saying I wanted dad to die.
No, that's crazy.
I want you to die, but I want you to die.
That's a little far.
That's a little far.
That's a little bit fun.
I get it.
You know, emotions can overwhelm people, but that's a bit much, man.
So I'm already dying on the inside because you're on this yacht with this man who got a three years,
$69 million contract and said you fucking the shit out of you. Okay. Have you not
telling me that not? Hey? Am I not already dead to you? I got to die physically now?
All his friends are. I got to die literally. Yeah. I'm figuratively. Every conversation you have,
you know that your boys saw that clip and they're just avoiding bringing it up. How do you even
bring that up? And the other thing I think about, man, we're men, bro. Alex
You got a fiancé, showed you married, I'm married.
Taylor, you got a boo.
Chris, you married.
Just imagine being with this person all of these years.
Think about all of the amazing, intimate, sexual moments
y'all had with each other.
It's literally like watching one of your greatest players
go play for another team.
You got to go watch them score 40 in another jersey.
Oh, my God.
You're like, I taught him that move.
You know that you know the moves you taught them.
Oh, no.
Like, can you imagine?
No, no, no, no.
Can you imagine?
It's like, yo.
No, no, no, no.
Like, I'm thinking about basketball.
I'm thinking about like, Malaysia for Wiles, she played for University of South Carolina for two years.
You know, Don instilled that discipline in her, got her game under control.
You know, they won a championship.
She knows how to win.
now you're taking all at the LSU
so I've got to watch you
ball out for LSU, it's this
thing.
Oh my God. Yeah.
Oh my God.
I think it's like a little bit easier to watch a
female basketball player play for another college,
but I get
what you're saying, though. I do get your passion
for the game and
I do understand.
You know what you're not. No, I'm trying to.
to imagine if a female college basketball player
played for a different college,
how difficult it would be.
I love women's basketball.
I'm just saying, okay, just think about it.
That little thing your wife do to you that just...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
I don't want to imagine.
Go to commercial, man.
Yeah, we need to pay some bills.
We need to pay some bills right now.
I might knock everything in this fucking room mobile.
You know what I'm saying?
Just even the thought of it.
God damn.
This is crazy, bro.
I got a beat, too.
I'll be right back up.
See what I'm saying?
We all need a fucking drink.
Yeah, we need a break.
We need a breva after that shit.
Hezekiah Walker.
What church announcements you got, sir?
Man, life is on Netflix.
And this week, Tire, season two, comes out on Netflix as well.
From the brilliant minds of Shane Gillis.
Shane, the sperm, Gilles.
McHeaver, the sperm, Giff.
And Gervyn, they're absolutely brilliant.
First season went crazy.
So let's all watch it as a family.
this time around as well.
Season two is, I think 12 episodes.
You all in it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be in it.
I'll be in it.
Me and Tommy Pope played a wops.
Shout out Tommy.
And, yeah, I'm excited for this season.
They got, like, a lot of big guest cameos in this season as well.
Like Vince Vaughn pops in.
Thomas Hated Church pops in.
Just a bunch of folks.
What a success story, Shane Gillis?
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Tats of Coach had him to fuck out of here.
Yeah.
I mean, they dropped a nuke on you.
shame. Literally. That sperm kept
swimming.
Unlike mine.
That plan B couldn't stop it.
Okay. Abortions couldn't
stop it. Think about it. Canceled before
he was anything.
A lot of people that we hear about
get canceled are already popular.
Right? But when it happens before
you have built anything,
you really don't even have an
audience to rely on. Best thing to happen to him, though.
They gave him the best press in the world. I never
knew the name Shane Gill. I thought Shane Gill. I
It was Asian.
Asian.
Didn't an Asian guy get canceled from SNL too?
Wasn't Shane on SNL or am I making this up?
No, it was, he was on SNL and then he was kicked off, yeah.
Was there an Asian guy kicked off around the same time?
I think he was canceled from making an Asian joke.
Yeah.
You see how shit, you see how this fucking shit travels?
Yeah.
I thought Shane Gillis was Asian.
I'm not even joking.
I thought he was an Asian.
The most Irish name ever.
From SNL.
Yeah.
I didn't think nothing of it.
You know what I mean?
And then later I was like, oh, it does look a little.
Yes.
He looks a little Asian-y.
Really?
Yeah.
Maybe.
I don't think so.
But it is a wild story.
And then to come back and host it twice.
Come on, man.
To host it twice.
Have your own special.
Just goes to show you like this is a pendulum that swing.
And the things that affect people and the way that people are punished, people forget about years later.
And we act like it never happened.
This two shall pass.
The only thing that can stop you in those situations is you.
It's really that stuff.
Don't stop swimming.
Positive.
My church announcements are uncommon.
in favor by Don Staley.
Out right now.
Still crushing it?
Number two book in the country.
Let's go.
You know what I mean?
Behind Jake Tapper, original sin.
I don't know where we're going to fall this week on the list.
Low key.
If Tapper and then were honest about Biden in the first place, that wouldn't even be a book.
So that's really the number one book.
That is a fact.
If you want to call it what it is, it's the number one book.
That is a fact.
Jake was supposed to do Breakfast Club this week.
He pulled out.
I wonder if he pulled out because of shit I'm saying that.
You think?
I don't know.
You think?
I don't know.
He's like, I already got the number one book.
Why am I?
Why do I have to go subject myself to this punishment?
Because it was going to be punishment.
Not really.
It was just going to be questions.
I just want everybody to be held accountable.
You were going to light his ass up.
It was just a simple question.
I know you.
How is a media member?
How do you feel knowing you knew all of this and didn't say that?
Like we had Congressman, um, bro.
Eric, uh, oh, what's his name?
What's Congressman?
Oh, I'm going to tell you his name right now.
We had him on this morning.
While you look at his name, it is interesting, though, that like, the,
media often asks podcasters now that people are listening and consuming information from us,
they go like, where is your level of expertise? What responsibilities do you have for your
audience? They bestow all this responsibility on us that they do not even uphold for themselves.
So why the fuck you asking us? Y'all, y'all sat there and watched Biden mumbling, mumbling around
for four years, and we were just sitting back observing and saying ourselves, this guy can't be fit
to run, and y'all did nothing or said nothing.
And every, sorry, go, go.
No, Congressman Eric Swalwell, that's his name.
Cool, dude, we had him on Breakfast Club.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm not getting caught by that shit.
What do you mean, bro?
Swallow this nut?
No, his name is.
No, the name is a good setup.
It was a good set up.
I'm not funny.
It is right there.
Okay.
That was a good setup, though.
I'm not good.
I'm like, God, damn.
I don't know that shit.
I don't know that shit.
For whatever reason.
Senator Gulp a lot.
I'm not falling for it.
I don't care.
I get it.
You know politicians.
I'm not falling for it.
It's not going to happen.
Congressman Swallow.
When he was talking, I kept asking him a simple question over and over.
Why should we ever trust Democrats ever again knowing that y'all upheld this lie?
I just finished reading the original sin.
When I hear you talk, I'm like, well, what was the Democrats' excuse when they chose to be accomplices in the cover up of Biden's physical and mental decline?
It's the same thing.
Y'all did the same.
Y'all got on television and pretended to act like everything was fine, knowing behind the scenes, he was not the one.
Why should we ever trust the Democratic Party after they lied to us so long about President Biden?
And I'm big on this because I just read the original Senate.
And I'm just like, I don't see.
I think that Democrats have tried every strategy except for two things.
Honesty and courage.
We clearly can't trust the Democrats that are currently empowered.
Go to your father's house.
And that's what I can tell me.
That's, yeah.
Anybody that wants to be the future of the party
has to throw the Biden shit under the bus.
Now, Eric, and all of these guys would be like,
well, we didn't know.
You've got to cut it the fuck out.
Is it your job to know?
Aren't you journalists?
Aren't you the media?
You're actually around him.
Where did that show?
When have you ever met Joe Biden?
Huh?
Have you ever met him?
I was going to say a joke, but I didn't have one.
I never met him either.
Yeah, I never met him.
So, imagine seeing that in person is what I'm saying.
Wait a minute.
You did meet him.
No, it's over Zoom.
Oh, that's funny.
That's right.
Yeah.
But my whole point with that is, like, if they couldn't be honest about that, what would they
be honest?
Would they be honest about anything in the future?
And so my conversation with Jake Tapper would be simple.
You are a media personality.
You're on CNN, one of the biggest shows every day.
You got the same eyes, the same ears that I have.
Way before that debate, you had to see what we all were seeing.
Instead of letting people just go out there on a limb and say things and oh, Biden should step
down, Biden's too old, instead of just asking answers.
Is Biden too old to run?
Should Biden step down?
How about use some journalistic integrity and tell people?
Yeah.
Maybe that would have pushed them out way earlier.
Yeah.
Maybe.
That's a good point.
Maybe.
No, I think you make a good point.
And they will not be held accountable for that.
They will not be held accountable.
But they'll hold us accountable if we don't ask every perfect question to whatever
politician comes on our podcast or our platform.
We will be held accountable.
Which one?
I'm just saying.
Like, if we had Trump on, it's like,
Why didn't you ask him about this?
Why don't you ask about that?
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they lose their fucking mind.
You critique every single thing we do when you literally protected the guy that was unfit for office.
And then you write a book profiting about it.
You can't be at least, at least they cannot be surprised if there is a lack of trust.
That's all I'll say.
Maybe you did it with the best intentions or whatever the hell you justified as.
But you cannot now be surprised if people are going, I don't know if I could trust these individuals.
Because now they're saying the truth.
now that it is maybe more out in the open.
So will they lie again?
Listen, you bring up a great point, Schultz,
and one of the great points that you just brought up
is simply when we interview people,
people will be in our comments,
they'll be in our mentions, they'll be texting our phone.
Why'd you let them say this?
Why did you let them say that?
Listen, I'm a radio personality.
I try to be informed.
You're a comedian.
I know you try to be informed,
but we're going to miss things.
We're not going to catch everything, right?
But that's not our primary job.
So the same scrutiny you hold us to, hold that to them motherfuckers on CNN and MSNBC.
Yep.
Okay?
Yep.
It's just that simple for me.
I just don't understand why they would do it.
Like, what advantage do they have?
I doubt they're getting paid by the administration in any way.
Do they just believe in left-leaning politics to the point that they're, are they so upset and angry at
Are they so concerned about Trump that they're willing to believe anything that isn't Trump?
Is that like...
I think it's a combination of all those things.
I think if you're on a left-leaning network, you don't want to offend the higher-ups in the government, in the administration that are left-leaning because you still want to have access.
You want to be able to interview the president.
You want to be able to interview the vice president.
Like, the administration will do stuff like that.
They'll be like, you get no...
I mean, both sides do that.
Republicans and Democrat.
You get no access to us because of your fucked up reporting up because you reported this.
When Trump does it, they go, oh, look at this transactional nature that he has with the people that follow him, the stories, et cetera.
And then when Democrats do it, they just write a book about it and make money later.
It's ridiculous.
Like literally when we had Eric on this morning, Congressman Sawwell, he was saying, like, you know, we got a whole Trump accountable and all his accomplices and everybody who's around him that, you know, is allowing all of these things to happen.
And I'm like, but Democrats, y'all do the same exact.
exact, all of y'all were accomplices in the cover up of President Biden.
And y'all are the reason we're in the situation.
I think that, you know, I could be wrong with this,
but I think that, like, the legacy Democrats still believe that people believe them.
And they are the last ones that believe that.
No, you're right.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, the jig is up.
Like, we get it now.
Like, we understand that you guys will lie and manipulate to me.
maintain power, and you will protect the other elites that are around you and the other people
in positions of power that are around you, and you will do it at any cost.
It's over.
And now we know that.
And you guys, it's probably better for you if you recognize that we know it.
And remember what I said, y'all?
I've said this a million times, and I will say it over and over and over again.
If things don't work out with MAGA, if things end up as bad as people are predicting
it's going to be, America is not going to go.
back to the left, I guarantee you they will just go with a traditional conservative.
Yeah.
Because there's a lot of conservatives playing it smart right now because they're actually calling Trump out.
And they're actually saying, hey, that's not right. That's wrong. Those are the people that folks are going to look to in the future and be like, you know what? I'm going with that.
Yeah. Because they're still going to be the party that sounds like they're talking with common sense. Yeah. Right. Meanwhile, Democrats really cannot.
figure out what it is they even stand for.
So you may not rock with the MAGA,
but I bet you you'll go back to traditional conservative
before you go back to what's on the left,
unless the left has a major, major uphaul
led by John Stewart.
I mean, I think John could do it.
He's the only one.
If John Stewart don't get into politics,
I'm telling you, it's going to be conservative for a while.
I think John could do it.
He's the only one.
Everybody else has that D.C. stain on them.
The only way you don't get the D.C. stain on you is if you throw the old regime under the bus.
Sorry.
You got to throw the Biden shit under the bus and run over that, motherful.
It's the only way to gain our trust.
It's the only way.
Because if you defend the people that lie to us, why would we,
think you wouldn't also lie.
Why don't, no, why would we think that
you're not lying in? Yeah, you're complicit.
You're complicit.
This going to be bad. Taylor, what else we got,
Taylor gang?
Huh?
What we got, Taylor gang.
We did the Knicks.
You don't want to talk about
politics tomorrow.
What is this? Labor Department
suspends job court centers, operations,
drawing bipartisan pushback.
I mean, it should be bipartisan.
pushback when you cancel job corps, you don't want to suspend job core. That's something that
benefits people who actually need it. So it should be bipartisan pushback. Democrats and
Republicans should be upset about that. They should be asking the question, why are you getting
rid of job court? I don't even know what job corps. Man, when I was young, you know how many people
I knew that if they didn't go into military, they went to job corps just because they was getting
in trouble or they were just trying to better their life in some way, shape, shape, or form.
Like, that was a thing growing up.
What it connects you with, uh,
Hold on, let me make sure I know what the fuck I'm talking.
I just remember people saying they was going to job call.
Businesses that are hiring or?
No, it's a, it's a, it's a like a corporate, let me see.
Is it state jobs or city jobs?
Funny, I heard about the same way, but I don't know exactly what it is.
It's a free, yeah, I never knew either.
I just heard everybody, I promise you, I never looked at it.
I just know everybody used to say I'm going to job call.
It is a free federally funded education and job training program in the U.S.
for young people ages 16 to 24.
It's run by the U.S. Department of Labor
and it's designed to help individuals
from low-income backgrounds,
gain the skills they need to succeed in the workforce,
go to college, or join the military.
So you would get you a high school diploma, GED while you was there.
They do technical training like health care, construction,
IT, culinary arts, automotive repair.
They gave you free housing, meals, and basic health care.
They had career counseling and job placement assistance,
and they gave you a small living allowance.
So this sounds phenomenal.
Why are they cutting this?
I did that's your boy?
They're cutting everything for poor.
Yeah.
Don't they're cutting Medicaid too or something?
Cutting Medicaid.
They're saying they're not everybody that's read the bill said they are.
So that's when you're going to get me because I ain't reading no fucking bill.
I ain't reading that Bill either.
That's when you're going to get me.
On the surface, this looks like a horrible thing because it seems to be, and again, it's not just this administration.
But I have seen like a lot of push against getting the traditional four-year degree in some major that doesn't help you get a job.
trade school, man.
If this is giving you, like,
training in certain trades
that we obviously need,
then I can't see
what wouldn't be advantageous to maintain it.
And we were kids.
I'm saying.
Like, all the kids that were bad,
like, they talked about sending me
the job call when I was a kid.
Right.
Because it was 16 to 24 year old.
So, like, they would send you off the job car.
You would go to job call.
And people would come back
productive as a motherfucker.
Like, they go there and they learn something.
You're like, damn, where you learn at that job call?
You know?
I remember that shit.
vividly. So the crazy part is I hadn't even heard about JobCorps in so long until they
suspended it. This is not Job Corps, but there's, you know, the guy Aaron the Plummer that
I talk about all the time? It's so fucking funny. Anyway, is he really a plumber? He's,
his story is really inspirational. Like, and I mean this sincere. Like, he's hilarious online and he's
always, you know, trying to catch fades and that kind of stuff like that. But like,
not trying to catch fades, but he's never turning down a fade. But if you look at his post,
like what he talks about he was involved in some gang shit got locked up uh and then when he came
out he's like i got to do something to make my life better and he studied to be a plumber and he goes
the first positive thing i did for myself in my life he goes i failed the test four times i finally
passed it and like he's incredibly proud of this thing like he worked really hard he studied and he found
a way to like make money provide for himself help his mom out like help his family out and he keeps posting
now, like, I would rather do this than gang bang any day of the week. Like, he's really embracing
taking on, taking one control of his life, but doing something positive and productive, right?
And I understand he's making contests, making music, and that kind of stuff. But he hasn't moved
away from this idea, like, he's really proud of this thing that he's done. And I think that that's, like,
really inspirational. Like, you can make a shift in your life. Oh, yeah. And do something that can
create a financial opportunity in the future and give yourself a, a, a, a way. And give yourself a, a
a way out of a very, like, desperate situation.
I fucking love it.
So, like, the more that we're pushing that kind of stuff,
I don't care if you're becoming an engineer.
I don't care if you're becoming, like, an RN or whatever it is.
But I love this idea of us embracing these jobs.
Not everybody has to be a TikTok superstar.
Going and getting a degree in something that you will be making six figures in
because you invest in yourself is fucking awesome.
You're absolutely right.
And that's why I always say it's America's fucking fault.
But if you're mad at China, if you're mad at any of these other things,
countries for the advancements they're making with their citizens.
Blame your motherfucking self because they're not teaching us anything over here.
Like our number one commodity, he feels like it's fucking entertainment.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, or services.
You want to be a TikTok star?
What is that really going to do for you in the future?
Dude, I see it.
I see it all the time.
I see, like, young people that, like, are starting their own businesses.
There's a guy who's doing the landscaping for me in our place, Southeast.
And, like, he's a young guy.
He worked in landscaping before he starts its own.
own business, has his own team, and he's like, a young dude getting after it, cool opportunity
and just knocking it out of the park. And I'm like excited by young people that have these dreams
that are not simply, I want to be a movie star. I want to be this. It is cool as fuck to start
your business. Yes. And I think it's cooler. I think so. Do you have a degree? Do you have a
degree? I do, yeah. Do you think you need a degree nowadays? I don't have no fucking degree. I know,
but you're in entertainment. So if you want to start a business, do you think it's a good. I don't think it
hurts you. I think that like you learn to learn. I think it's a pretty safe way of being on your own.
Like you develop a little responsibility if you can't afford it. But now degrees have become so
expensive and the access that they give you is pretty minimal. So I get back in the day when a degree
might be like 10 grand a year to go to college and not that many people went to college,
you had a massive head start. Excuse me. It was like it's almost like you were able to like buy
privilege. There was an argument
today. That's what I'm asking.
Oh, you mean where? Some people make the argument that it's not working.
Like, Mac was saying that
he isn't a thing like college
does anything now.
And Sydney was,
Sydney and Braynor was saying that
you still need college to, you know, it gives
you structure in life and everything. I agree with that.
I think that it's not bad. I think it's
the best way to get upward mobility. Like,
the quickest way to go from
poor to middle class is by
going to college. By the way, that is the
quickest way. Hold that thought because I want to go back to that. Job Corps, Trade School,
college just give you something to do productive during those pivotal, formative years
between 16 to maybe 24, 18 to 20. If you're out of college when you're 17, 18, 18, 18,
to 22, 18 to 24, I would rather you doing that if you don't know what it is you want to do.
If you don't know what it is you want to do, if you don't have an actual dream you're chasing and pursuing,
Nothing wrong going to college, nothing wrong going to job core, nothing wrong going to college.
You know what I mean?
100%.
I should have stayed in job core, but now I'm an outlaw.
Who was that?
Ray Korn, the motherfucker chef.
You said something just now what I told you to hold that thought.
What was it?
Oh, poor the middle class.
Nobody ever has that conversation.
Why?
Yeah.
It's like, nobody ever has that conversation.
Even when politicians are talking now, they start, you know, we're creating programs to help you buy a house.
$25,000 the loan to go buy a house.
Fuck by a house.
We're doing things for small businesses and entrepreneurship.
Yo, those are the middle class conversations.
How do you get people from poor to middle class?
The people that are just sitting around trying to pay rent on their apartment.
You know what I mean?
The people that are just sitting around trying to make sure that they can put food on their kids' table.
What are you talking about a house?
That's education.
Nobody talks about them.
And they're making their time here in America even worse.
Because gutting Medicaid, gutting SNAP,
job core, like these are things that are just going to hurt the poor.
Yes.
Like they have said fuck the poor in real way.
But if you are trying to exit poverty, I mean, I think data will show the quickest way out is through education.
It is as simple as that.
But I got to be able to afford to go to school.
Well, what you do is you do two years of community college.
Then you go get your bachelor's the other two years at a city or state school.
And there are ways to do it affordably where you're not mounting with 200,000.
of debt when you leave. So there are ways to do it through grade institutions. And then with that
college degree, you want to go further it. You can continue it at a state school. There's probably
tons of grants that if you want to get there are ways to do it. But the single most effective way
to go from poverty to middle class is through education. That is, that is my saying. I agree with you.
I just, nothing you're saying is wrong. It's just, I know the degree of difficulty when you're
poor and your stomach is rumbling. And you're like, damn, I want to go to community college. But
And you have responsibility for your family.
That's what I'm saying.
I got to pay this $500 a month rent for this apartment.
You know what I mean?
Like it's not, it is.
Everything you're saying is true, but it's just not easy.
If it was, more people would be doing it.
100%.
But it is difficult, but it is possible.
And no politicians are having that conversation about poor and middle class.
Democrats are talking housing and small businesses and Republicans are just talking about the rich period.
Like nobody's talking about how do you go from poor?
to at least middle class.
When you're middle class, you're more aspirational than anybody.
How do I go from porn and just aspiration?
Also, and this is something I think a lot of people don't realize,
is like the confidence boosts that I would imagine,
I haven't gone through it,
but the confidence boosts, I would imagine you've gone through it,
of going from some level of poverty to middle class,
that's the biggest jump.
Once you realize you could make it out,
once you get to that point
where you're providing for yourself and your family,
you start going,
how far can I fucking take this?
Like, it's going from middle class to upper middle class,
I think is much easier than going from poverty to middle class.
Absolutely.
And then once you have that battering your back,
you're like,
yo, let me see how far I could take this bitch.
Like, I invested this much time in my life
and this is what happened.
Absolutely.
Boom.
So for me, if I could zero in on a group of people
and convince them of the American dream,
it is not on TikTok or Instagram.
it's not podcasting, to be honest.
It's getting you out of that,
of getting you out of that cycle of poverty
and into that middle class dumb, whatever you call,
and then convincing there's going to be
a percentage of those people that made it out
that start going, yo, I'm better than these motherfuckers.
Not better as a person, but I can out-compete them
and they might go for it.
But if you have the majority of your people
that are suffering, let's say not the majority of people
are in the poverty line,
but the majority of our people below middle class in America,
don't you want to access that pool of talent?
Yeah.
Like, why would you only want your pool of talent
to be like the top 10% of people in the country?
That's too few people to do anything exciting.
And shout out to all you poor internet famous people.
That's got to be the worst.
Being broken fame has got to be the worst.
You got all them followers, but no food.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You got all them follows.
And some of y'all don't even have no followers.
I'm like, what are you doing this for?
So, low-key.
It ain't just internet anymore.
Like I think a lot of people don't realize like these actors don't make any money and they're not making movies anymore.
Like they're making far less movies than they used to, but they're famous.
So you're going to start seeing a lot of actors that we see as famous people not getting a check soon.
And what do you do?
Like does your ego allow you to go back to work?
Does your ego allow you to do the things that you need to do to survive or do you try to keep up, what does it go?
Keep up with the Joneses.
Is that that term?
I feel like we've been seen it already.
They either become podcasters, stand up.
comics or DJs.
Damn.
Now you're right.
You're right.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Right.
No, if you're like a famous person, not everyone, but like if you're a famous person,
like you don't want to hit the road doing stand-up, you don't want to hit the, you don't
want to do a podcast every single week.
Someone's giving you a bag of promising you some shit and you need some money.
And yeah.
How do you know when to quit?
Quit what?
Just in general.
Like if you're doing, like, say, let's say you're doing a, a podcast.
or something or a YouTube show and you've been doing it for a long time.
Never.
You're doing podcasts and you should never quit podcasts.
Mark Merrin just announced it this week.
Yeah, I saw Mark, but I can understand Mark because Mark's been around for so long.
Like Mark probably tired of it.
He says he's burned out.
Yeah.
He's probably like, man, I'm tired of talking about shit every week.
You know what I mean?
It is hard to talk for an hour a week.
Quit podcast.
It is.
Even if you're, even if nobody's listening?
No, you gotta always keep trying.
Really?
Yes.
Absolutely.
What have you been doing it for like a few years with your views have
haven't grown at all.
I mean, but you keep super servicing that 1,000 people that's watching you.
Yes.
Yeah.
If it's your dream.
Yeah.
If it's your dream, I think that you guys just turn to.
I know.
We got to ride this podcast, boom.
But you know, it would be better if you had success stories.
How many?
I do.
Okay.
We have quite a few that they started at WTF and then.
Blew up and left.
Networks picked them up.
I also, I don't sign anybody.
I also feel like you guys have a lot of people who are established.
that use your studio when they're in town
or you use it when they're in LA.
That's different.
They're already established, is what I'm saying.
Even people who started out
and then they actually,
they grew their audience and then networks
picked them up.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm just shitting on people
because I hate some of these mothers.
Don't do that.
No, not the part you just name.
You know what?
I hate these motherfuckers on YouTube
who literally will put these titles
that and then you click on.
And it's nothing to do with it.
They be getting me.
And I'm sitting here.
I know.
So why you think they put it?
Exactly.
But I'm going to arrest some shit.
The other day, I'm like, the other day it was like, Andrew Schultz obliterate,
sharp, woke charlam.
I'm like, well, what the fuck was we talking about that Andrew obliterated me, right?
And then it's just us agreeing.
It's just us agreeing.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just sitting here.
I, in the 11-minute video, the video is like 11 minutes.
It's an 11-minute video, and the guy stopping the talking between in the whole video, I go,
I just want some, a president that's going to up,
the Constitution.
Yeah, but your name got clicks.
Chris's name doesn't.
But what the fuck?
But you can only,
my theory is you can only get away
with that shit for so long.
No, no, this is what really fucked me up.
Yeah.
I go look in the comments.
And there's people in the comments
saying, every time I hear
Salomey talk, it just drives me
fucking crazy.
Charlemagne don't know the fucking talk about.
Y'all, I didn't even watch,
I'm not even talking on the video.
So either this is bots?
There is that.
Are y'all just full of shit?
Have you heard of the,
fake internet theory?
I'm not doing anything.
The idea that the, I'm not trying to catch it.
The idea is that like, they say like something like 50% of the internet is just fake videos
and fake bots.
Oh, I believe that.
Commenting and viewing on each other.
I believe that.
So we, there's going to be a point where eventually the internet is just all AI made
shit interacting with each other and nobody really watching anything.
Yo, the video I'm talking about had to, I know it was AI because I could tell why the
voice was talking, but I'm just like, this is so weird.
It's all that shit is so corny to me.
It's, and eventually I think people are going to start to realize it.
The problem is, as people start to realize it and the views go down, the titles and the thumbnails
get more extreme to try to get more views.
So I think what we're going through right now is we're going through like one of the last
phases of this where the titles and the videos and there's an arrow pointing and all this stuff,
they're the most extreme because the creators are realizing that the jig is up.
Yes.
The grift is up.
You can only lie so many times to your people
and not serve them on the thumbnail
before they go, I'm not clicking on this asshole videos anymore.
And I hate, another thing I hate is when people take clips of us,
post it, and say we're talking about somebody.
It'll be like, Andrew Shodes, claps at such and such,
or Charlemagne.
And we don't even mention any.
I'm like, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck is it?
What are you fucking talking about?
They just need the names for the, they just need the names for the.
But that's like precedent, that literally can cause nuclear war.
It is.
Because what if that person that you say I'm talking about?
Now they clap back.
Don't even watch the video.
Yep.
And they just see the headline and think, such and such said something about me.
So now I got to say something about him.
Now I really got to nuke you for no fucking reason.
Because now you're talking spicy.
You know what I'm saying?
Because now you jump out here and really say how you feel about me.
Yep.
Right?
Yep.
Because you've been waiting.
And I didn't even say shit.
And they don't even watch the video.
They respond to the headline.
I don't want that to happen to nobody.
The only people upset is y'all
because all the people at home want to see you
nuke that person or whatever it is.
That's fucked up.
That's not good content to me.
That is what people want to see.
I think we're past that era too.
It will run it.
No, no, no, no.
I think it's running its course.
That's a old.
Wait, wait, past what?
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
I think beef is always...
I think we are past the beef shit.
Talk to me.
Because everybody knows who does it and why.
There's certain people in this space
who stir up what.
to catch fish all the time.
It never amounts to nothing.
It never means anything.
And some people will jump out there and start trying to do it, right?
And then realize, man, this shit ain't got no motherfucking legs.
And then they stop.
Now they just stuck.
And then I don't want to be the person who can only get traction because you're talking
shit about somebody.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I want to go.
I want people.
I want to get traction because of a take or a good conversation.
Those who cannot create destroy.
Mm.
it is to me the first evidence of a lack of creativity if all you can do is destroy something yeah so
i think if you had the ability to create things that people indulge in without that you would not
everybody has that ability but they still have the thirst for attention yeah the need for it the
addiction for it so they do it by any means necessary but eventually the people find out and they
move away from it this is just like a little blip in the timeline of content yeah yeah yeah and
Listen, hopefully people adjust.
Because with another thing that I'm starting to see,
first of all, salute to the screamers.
Fuck, fuck talking about what we don't like.
Yeah, the streamers are killed it.
To the screamers, let me tell you something.
I have watched so many different versions
of Screamer University.
Because the brilliant thing about Screamer University
is you got Kaiser Knott, who's the center of it,
what you bring in all of these different screamers,
and literally all of them are shooting
their own versions of this one reality show
that you created.
It's Avengers.
And what I love about what Kai's doing, what Druski is doing, all they're doing is taking old models and just putting new energy into it.
When you look at Drusky with his could have been records or could have been loved, that's making the band.
That's flavor of love.
All the old shit we used to watch on reality TV.
Screamer University, that's college hill in the real world life.
That's literally all that is.
College Hill in the real world live.
But man, my favorite, that little motherfucker, a little Reggie.
Reggie from Baltimore is a funny motherfucker man.
You don't watch Reggie?
I got to watch it.
Girl, he's too funny?
I've seen the, I see him in Kai's stuff.
Kai put me on to him.
That dude is funny.
And the thing I like about the screen was that's real talent.
And I'm going to tell you why that's real talent because it reminds me your radio.
You got to be live.
You've got live in a moment.
You're sitting there.
You're entertaining.
You might be playing music.
You might be critiquing music.
You might just be kicking it with your.
friends you might be talking about a topic. You got your chat dance or your chatter is like the phone
calls that are calling in. Those, I love, I love this. There's also, and I'm not like watching
tons of the stream, but there also is an air of positivity in it. Yeah. There's an excitement in it.
There's an enthusiasm in it, right? There's like a joy. People's lives are really tough
right now. And they're not doing function. Exactly. So it's like it's, you want to kind of forget about
how difficult your life is. You want to get lost in a world that is fun and entertaining.
Eventually, when people's lives are really shitty,
they're not going to just watch videos
that are just tearing down everything
because it's just going to remind them of their life.
They want to get lost in some fantasy.
And that's what those worlds create,
this beautiful fantasy that people can exist in, laugh at,
and it's fun.
You have to pay attention to what culture wants.
Fun.
Luke Dennis, he from South Carolina.
I really just, I really enjoy watching the screenings into that.
What you just said show is so true.
Because sometimes I'll click on the videos
that are meant for drama.
And I'm like, I don't want to watch this shit.
Oh, the drama channels are done soon.
And then I'll click on a screamer and just be chuckling my ass off.
And that's a good thing that I'm happy about the younger generation
because they're pushing that positive message.
Like, they kind of police streaming.
They don't like streamers that shit on other streamers and all that stuff.
Like, they cut all that nonsense out.
And so it's like, it's just refreshing to see.
You know why I don't?
Because the top guy is so positive.
Yeah.
Salute to Kays tonight.
It all trickles down, though.
That's it.
He's so part of the...
I know I ruined the generation.
I know I did.
I know I ruined the generation.
You know what I mean?
Because I got ruined by people
that came before me, right?
I didn't know anybody.
You thought that was the way?
I thought that was the way.
And that might have been
what culture needed at the time.
At the time, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That might have been...
You know, like, when things are amazing,
it's nice to be cynical.
Yeah.
When everybody got money
and everybody's thriving,
it's nice to have a little edge and tight.
Yeah, let me shit on the rich.
Exactly.
I punched up.
Exactly. You know what I mean? You just, no, no, think about it because he's this radio dude, and then you got these big fucking artists coming in. And at the time, he's not Charlamana guy like we know. He's this guy who's your early on. You're like, what, third mic with Wendy or something like that. Second mic with Wendy. But like, it's still the people coming on the show were more famous than you. And you're operating almost as us. We're seeing everybody getting out here and get money. Oh, it's nice to see people get humbled. Once we're all humbled, we want someone to believe in, bro. Like, give us some distraction.
But you know, that's so funny that you say that because, yes, I punched up.
So now in this position, I don't want to punch down.
Like, I don't have no reason to shit on any new artists.
But it's fun sometimes.
It's really not.
You know, I'm going to tell you why it's not because I've seen some of these young artists come through and tell me how that impacted them when I said this shit about them.
Because they got uncles and aunts and moms and dads who've been listening to me forever.
You made Post Malona countryside.
Yep.
He deserved it.
I don't have no sympathy for me.
See, that's not the one day.
That was a terrible thing.
I have no,
and he's, he did just fine for himself.
I have no sympathy.
You nudged him in a way.
All I did was tell him the truth.
You nudged him in a right place.
I told him that him and that girl
wasn't going to be together no more.
Go back and watch the first interview.
Was I wrong?
What was her name?
Ashley or some shit like that?
Whatever.
I told him, you know he's going to leave you, right?
Yeah.
You know he's going to be right.
I was right.
I only got to say it, though.
But it's the truth.
It's okay.
It's the truth.
You made him a billionaire.
But shout out to the screamers.
The reason the screamers are, the way that they are is because of Kai.
Kai is a emotionally intelligent, positive person.
And he's had massive success.
Whenever you see somebody having that level of success, you want to emulate that.
So all of those other dudes are going to be like, oh, I want to be on that type of time.
I want to be on that type of time.
I saw it with Joe in comedy.
It's like Joe is so supportive.
of other comedians.
So supportive.
Like constantly trying to put people on.
And then you saw the effect that that had on the comedy world,
which is usually like a deeply like angry, bitter, competitive.
Nobody wants to help each other.
And you saw everybody start going,
no, maybe we should help each other.
This would be really good.
All start doing each other's pods.
All start promoting each other's stuff.
And it really lift the whole scene up.
You see it happen with the streamers as well.
I think it's fantastic.
I always wondered if Joe was influenced by the Champs podcast.
Everybody forget.
It's the Champs podcast.
Neil Brennan and Moshekashar.
Moshe Kashar, yeah.
They were the original podcast that was for the comedian, but Neil...
No, Joe was doing it before that.
He was?
Yeah.
Chaps was around a long thing.
Joe's doing a long thing.
Chris, you remember?
Oh, 2013-ish, but I think Rogan was around.
Yeah, Rogan probably.
Yeah, Rogan might have been around like...
They also had a limited scope because the...
It was all black.
Yeah, black.
It was all black.
And that's why champs stopped doing the podcast.
They ran out of black.
Like, completely, I'm not even joking.
And by the way, some of the best interviews,
I first heard of Ms. Pat on the Chance podcast.
Tiffany's story.
I knew Tiffany, but I didn't really know her story
until the Chance podcast.
Tiffany had it.
Like, you know, early Arsenio Hall stories, Chris Rock,
like, but they did, they only did black podcast.
So, yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
When they're...
I feel like Rogan started doing it later,
uplifting the comedians, though.
When he first started.
No, he had these guys on early, man.
He didn't even know what the pod was.
There's a great moment where he's on the Tom Green show.
He's on Tom.
Remember Tom Green?
Yeah, hell yeah.
And he's like, so wait a minute, what are you, you're shooting this live?
Like, he learns what a podcast is, essentially, on Tom Green's show.
Yeah, Tom used to scream on Stickley.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Got to keep a straight face.
Go on.
Don't do it.
You have me.
Yeah, Chris, you're too easy.
That's such an easy way.
Like, Chris is so easy.
Chris's always ready.
They're there with his legs open.
Chris just wait.
Let's pay some bills telling him, do some asking idiots.
Let's do it.
If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle.
So the bladder is exactly like that.
When it's working well, we don't think about it.
But when it's not working properly, you're getting up at night, or in the cases of many men, you may have some leakage.
If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, there are really,
good solutions these days.
Penn makes the guard and the shield.
The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion,
if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard.
Let's do some asking an idiotous tale again.
Tony L. Tigra, fantastic question.
Is it gay if you're a bottom for your wife?
Yo.
Whoa.
How do you even-
What?
Happy pride.
Is it gay if you're a bottom for your wife?
So if your wife pegs you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess, yeah.
I mean, I'm going to call that gay guys.
Sometimes there are things that even if a woman that is involved is gay.
I don't agree.
Nah, bro.
We know you don't.
I don't agree.
I think that, you know, if you and your wife have things that y'all want to do in the bedroom
and that's what she wanted to do, let her do it.
First of all, ain't nobody going to ever admit that they let their wife do it anyway, so does it really matter?
Guys will be sitting around like, yeah, no, baby, nah.
Then they get home and they'll ask for that finger.
What if your wife's a doctor?
She's giving you a prostate exam.
No.
I think it's gay if your wife opens the pickles.
He didn't know why.
There's no scrap on.
He's got to be in the bottom.
No.
You don't got to be a scrap on.
Yes, it does.
Kinky.
Listen, Alex is telling us how he does it.
You just hold on yourself.
Nothing was suggested right now.
Nothing.
Is it gay if you're a bottom for your wife?
That's just where you went for it.
Yeah.
Being a bottom is being a bottom.
No, it means you bend over.
but you tuck your dick back
so that you guys are just butt to butt.
So you can't let your wife get the ring finger?
No, bro, that's crazy.
With the ring you put on it?
No.
No.
Pinky?
Next question.
Breit five four thumb?
None of y'all?
Like, what's up?
Y'all can't be this crazy.
So you mean to tell me if your wife wanted to clap the cheeks one time?
You wouldn't let her clap the cheeks one time?
I don't believe you all, you.
I don't believe you.
Zane Baraz says, so.
Shultz, would you fight Aaron the Plumma to get the Knicks into the finals?
Oh, my God.
Just to get into the finals or to win the finals?
Not just to get into the finals.
What?
You better beat that?
No.
No, no, no, no.
The Plummer Man got hands.
But to win the NBA finals, I think I would fight anybody.
For my Knicks to win the NBA finals?
No, no, no.
We got to stop setting the bar too low.
To win the NBA finals, I don't know if there's anybody that I wouldn't fight.
I didn't say I would win.
But for my Knicks, I would have to put the gloves on for my Knicks.
They didn't put no rules of stipulations with this, though.
They didn't put no rules of stipulations with this.
So boom, Shokes in front of Madison Square Garden.
He's already outside.
Everybody sees shows.
They're like, oh, shit, Shotsay, what's up, what's up?
You're like, look, guys, I fight Aaron the Plummer.
And when we go to the NBA finals and win the NBA finals,
Aaron the Plummers getting jumped outside of the garden.
Oh, you're saying?
He's getting jumped.
Every Nick fan is going to come up.
Every Nick fan in the city.
I don't want that for Aaron.
I don't want that.
Aaron is a good man.
But they're doing great things with his life.
They didn't put no rules and stipulations.
They just said, Schultz.
Would you fight Aaron diploma to get the Knicks into the finals?
This is a crazy question, bro.
You really put in my boy Aaron in a very difficult predicament right here because I know how Nick in front of the garden?
In front of the garden is crazy like that.
That being said, though, that being said, if the Knicks would win a championship, there is nobody that I wouldn't put the gloves on for.
Now, I'm not saying that I wouldn't get my ass kick.
But getting my ass kick would be worth the Knicks winning a championship.
And if you're not a Nick fan, if you wouldn't say the same thing.
And then they got to build a statue of you.
Yep.
Fuck Jalen.
Fuck cat.
They would have to build a statue of Andrew Schultz in front of the garden.
You know what I'm saying?
Knocked out.
You know what I'm.
Grueling.
Like this nose-thicking straight up.
People taking pictures in front of your nose for you.
Yeah.
He did it for us.
He did it for fucking awesome, man.
Okay?
Uncle underscore Andre.
Did y'all think you were still?
Still going to continue doing gay shit when y'all grew up.
Okay, listen, Bernie, it is massive.
I need y'all to put more context with this stuff.
Because say gay jokes.
Did you think we were going to still get gay jokes?
When you say gay shit, people think that we are out here sucking cocks.
No.
Okay, nothing wrong with that, right?
Nothing wrong with that.
But I don't smoke them. I don't smoke cox.
What do you do with them?
Yeah, grill them.
I like my cops.
Grilled or fried, all right?
I don't like to smoke cots.
The flavor's not there when it's,
smoked. Like the grill keeps the juice in it. Look at him. You see, he did the cheap
station in there. I saw Alex butt gets wet. It does. You didn't almost slide
off the seat. Why were the conversations about fried cock make you uncomfortable? It's
uncomfortable. You were secreted, bro. The way you took about hot, you used it. You were secreted.
You need to stop that right now. Wet, wet, wet butt. Oh my. My God. Aubb, wet-ass booty.
Wet-ass pussy. You got the wet-ass pussy.
Aaron underscore 0783 says,
should fat people be able to talk sports
and criticize pro players?
Depending on the position.
Like, if you could talk about linemen,
you could talk about the Nathan's...
Sumo wrestling, definitely.
Sumo wrestling.
Yeah. I don't, you know, this is a tough one.
This is a tough one,
because it depends on what you're saying
about said person.
Like, imagine being fat and saying
that somebody's lazy on D.
Yeah, I don't want to fear.
You're lazy in life. Shut the fuck.
Yeah.
It is true.
We don't really want to hear that much critique from fat people in general.
You know what I'm saying?
Unless it's about restaurants.
That we were absolutely.
That's right.
Tell us a recipe.
Why is it matter if they're fat or not?
Huh?
Why is it matter if they're fat or not?
Like, you don't play ball, but you criticize.
I'm not fat, though.
Yeah, but both the guys ain't good enough to play poor sports.
Yeah, like, why is it my-
I know I'm more athletic than the fat person that's talking?
You don't know that.
I guarantee it.
Zion be doing his time.
Zion ain't fat, okay?
He's fat when he wants to be.
I don't know.
Should fat people be able to talk?
I just want to hear fat people rap.
Like, fat people are amazing rappers.
Yeah.
Or fall.
Like when they fall, it's funny.
Oh, hilarious.
Comedians, too.
Fat comedians?
M-a-mm.
Yeah, great.
I don't know.
Do I like fat people?
Who's fat that gives their opinion on sports?
Now, you got some good ones.
Brian Winhorse.
See, I don't like counting the guys, like, perk them.
Because they, they, they, Charles, Boston.
They earn the right.
Now, you're right.
You know what I'm saying?
You're right.
You're right.
100%.
They was athletes forever.
They got their feet kicked up.
Now, they're doing their sports commentary.
They earned the right.
Completely agree.
You know?
Completely agree.
Now, I'm be honest.
You fat people can talk about whatever y'all want.
You can legally, but I think we look at it a little different, especially when they're
criticizing athletes.
Yeah, I mean, especially when you're like, oh, he's not athletic enough.
Yeah.
He doesn't use his athleticism.
Really?
And you're making the right point, which is like, they are just as athletic as us compared
to NBA players, but there's something about seeing a big fat.
person saying like, oh, this person's lazy on D.
Who?
Yeah.
Woo!
Yeah.
You wouldn't even accept that from a fat gay person.
Yeah.
He's lazy on D.
Really?
Yeah.
Nah, they're not.
Why do you just...
They're not lazy on D.
It's crazy how you defended that so quickly.
It's crazy how you defend...
Gay guys aren't lazy on gay.
I would imagine.
Work that shit, huh?
Alex.
It goes crazy on that shit, huh?
They can't do this thing.
I'm sure...
Don't do that all that thing.
They can't eat fat.
Don't try to all pain, no.
Don't try to switch that shit.
shit, that butt is over there wet and the truth is starting to seep out.
Okay?
That butt is over there wet and the truth is seeping out.
It's okay, Alex.
We would love you nonetheless.
We got to get out of the problem.
We got four more episodes.
It's just going to get gayer and gayer.
Give us two more, Taylor.
Loof Daniel underscore 22.
Oh, that's a good question.
What is the most ridiculous thing you believed in?
Why?
Listen, you can't go first because you believe in everything.
Yes, I do.
Okay, the most ridiculous thing I believed in and why.
I don't know, you go.
All jokes aside, why wouldn't you believe in everything?
Y'all, y'all, you know what it is, man?
We really take this world for granted.
Yo, go to Mexico.
Yeah.
And just look in the water and watch these fucking two-ton creatures
jump out of the water so gracefully,
jump all around boats and everything else
and not knock them over
and tell me why you wouldn't believe in everything.
Wait.
Hey, go look at yourself in the mirror.
I'm talking about animals.
I'm talking about whales.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
When you see something...
I see what you're saying.
Yes.
When you see something that amazing,
why wouldn't you believe in any and everything?
Look at yourself as a human.
Look in the mirror and look at what you're able to do.
Like, damn, I got five, ten fingers, ten toes.
I got a dick that shoe tops and come.
It goes inside this other thing that feels really good.
Talking about pussy Alex, not ass.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, why wouldn't you believe?
Taylor's over there carrying life.
Yeah, you're right.
We came out.
We were there at one point.
No, you're right.
Why wouldn't you believe in any and everything?
I'm serious.
Give me a reason not.
You got to give me a reason not to believe in any and everything.
Do you believe trans women should play sports against sports?
against women?
No.
You got to believe that.
That has nothing to do with anything
except for my own personal belief.
But you got to believe in anything, bro.
I mean, I believe that it can happen.
I just think it's stupid.
Okay?
Yes, I believe it can happen.
I'm not saying it can't happen.
Let me give you a better one.
We can keep in the episode.
All right, all right.
I'm keeping that.
What you mean?
Do you believe in penetrating?
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
Penetrating this dick in your mouth.
No, no, no, no, no, he got to say what?
He said what?
He said what?
He said what?
He is.
I don't know what that is.
He is, I don't know what that is.
No.
It didn't work.
I thought you were a toast.
I know, I thought you were a toast.
I have no idea.
Okay, two more.
You are, you are this close.
You are this close.
Because I thought he was going to hit you with what the fuck is that.
If you hit you hit with what the fuck is that?
I know.
Yeah, I was too excited.
I was too excited.
That's too excited.
But what way?
When your buttway, you can't wait to put your dick in the band's mouth.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
One more.
One more.
Oh, this is a good one.
Let's end with this one.
Tim Irwin says, favorite kids movie and Y.
Oh.
Favorite kids movie in Y, Schultz.
Recently?
Coco really knocked me out, man.
Really?
Coco knocked me out.
Coco was spectacular.
Did you just see it recently?
No, I few years ago.
Oh, okay, yeah.
My favorite kid's movie is probably the Lion King.
That's probably my favorite kids.
Fire?
Movie.
What about Toy Story?
I never got in the Toy Story like that, yo.
The reason I like The Lion King is because, you know,
I like the kids' movies that actually have a bigger meaning.
And it's a meaning that, you know, when you explain,
to your kids later in life, they will understand.
And I think the message of never forgetting who you are,
are remembering who you are, is a beautiful message.
I talked about it in my first book, Black Prigilis.
I've literally had a whole chapter about Lion King
because I just really believe that that messaging of just remembering who you are,
remembering the greatness that you came from, you know,
it gives you something to aspire to.
Like, you want to make your father happy, show them.
You want to make your mom happy.
Alex, you want to make your father happy.
Why we all want to make our parents happy.
We all come from legacies.
We come from a stock that we want to make happy.
And long after those people are gone,
you have the memories and things that they instilled in you
to make you want to continue to be that person.
You know what you?
You tell your kids stories about their grandparents.
You know what I mean?
Because that's what instilled things in you
that made you the person that you are.
And I think Lion King does a fantastic job with that.
What about Rama?
What way?
I'm excited.
You're too excited.
Oh, look at you when.
Look at you when.
Sorry.
You're getting bad excited.
It's too excited.
See, look like you sat in my lap, Alice.
It looked like you sat in my lap.
Hey, listen, I want you to cut this and I'm going to come back and say, look with it.
Look, Alex sat on my lap, y'all.
Look.
That's crazy.
Alex sat on my lap.
Look what happened.
The ice is right.
You just sat on the ice.
Oh, shit.
I look at the chair wet.
As always.
That's the cool down at the burhole right there.
You ever seen that video what a dude was putting ice in his ass?
No.
And the mom walked in.
The little boy putting ice in his ass.
Oh, yeah.
And the mom, I'm hot.
I'm hot, mom.
Mom, I'm hot, mom.
I'm hot, mama.
Listen, go to your daddy.
Go to your father's house.
Go to your father's house.
Mom, I'm hot.
Go to your father's house.
Oh, my hot.
Go to your father's house.
go to your father's house.
And the podcast right now.
As always, if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're smart,
you think we're intelligent,
you think we're brilliant,
you're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're just a couple idiots
who don't know shit, you're right too.
It's the brilliant idiotic podcast.
Thank you for listening.
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