The Brilliant Idiots - Heavy Discussions

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

In this episode, Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schultz discuss the controversy surrounding “Big Back” comments about plus-size women and the backlash. The conversation delves into the power of words, the double standards in society, and the dangers of labeling and name-calling. They also highlight the humorous exchange between King Harris and Druski, as well as the bizarre plot involving a hardcore band member trying to steal his bandmates wife. The episode explores the complexities of language, humor, and societal norms. The conversation, also includes discussion on misogyny and gender roles, childhood fat jokes, reacting to offense, the Cam Newton incident, and Trump's understanding of culture. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 02:22 Fat Phobia and Big Back Brigade 05:15 Reese Tisa 06:45 Describing Big Backs 09:04 Double Standards and Insults 12:16 T.S. Madison's Tweet and Labels 19:22 King Harris' Response to Druski 23:28 Bizarre Plot to steal bandmates wife 26:57 Charlamagne's Past and Jokes 30:59 Misogyny and Gender Roles 36:01 Childhood Fat Jokes 43:14 Reacting to Offense 46:45 New Book Announcement!! 56:39 Cam Newton Incident 01:00:21 Trump and Culture 01:04:14 The Media's Objectives 01:05:37 Sneaker Culture and Politics 01:07:34 Fat Joe's Sneaker Controversy 01:13:36 New Yorkers' Resilience 01:15:27 The Power of Humor in Communication 01:18:06 Taylor Swift's Influence 01:19:26 The Influence of Artists in Politics 01:21:21 Being Immature Idiots 01:22:19 Drinking Breast Milk 01:25:54 Life Without Internet or Social Media 01:28:53 Life Without Social Media 01:31:37 Motivation and Self-Image ************************************ Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlamania, Guy. Andrew Shult. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast, back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Bang, bang. Yes, sir. Hesekiah Walker. How are you, sir? I'm good, my boy.

How are you? I'm blessed black and highly favored, man. Happy to be here, man. You really beat all the gay allegations, man. I think we need to give it up for Charlamana God. They've been trying to put gay on. For the level of success that you've had, the way that you've affected the game,

the way you've changed the game, the amount of money you brought in, the amount of times they tried to call you gay, do a wide shot so we can look at what's in the way. though, the amount of time that they try to call you gay, the fact that you've every single time smoothly evaded the gay. It's kind of remarkable. I got called a bitch queen yesterday.

Say what? I got called a butch queen yesterday. I mean. Two days ago, we're recording this on a Wednesday. I got caught, what was that? Wait, what happened? Today Wednesday? Why did they call you a butch queen?

I guess they think I'm a bitch queen. Pull up the definition of Bush Queen. I had to Google it. You might be a Bush Queen. Before I get offended about things, I Google. No, but for real. Before I Google it, I make up my mind. Wait, why, what happened?

Okay, I'm not like all of y'all that just let people in the comments, you know, tell you that you should be offended. I Google for myself. Wait, wait, tell me, tell me, what's going on? What am I missing? What am I missing? What are my mission? No, it's not. Butch queen.

Women arguing right now. Wait, are there girls upset about something? Butch queen. Wait, what the girls get upset about? No, the girls are definitely fighting. Girls are fired. Over what? Nothing.

It's really not about that. Did you start something? I didn't. I didn't. Maybe I did. I don't think I meant to. Al, can you remind us what he started? Because he's not sure.

He might have thrown a little. You want me to read? Throw some big ass on it. Let me read. Let me read. Let me read. I don't know if he wasn't going to. I'll read it.

Hold on. What is it? Please. I'm going to read the front. You need to chill out. You've been coming in here. How do you not know? This is the Daily Mail.

Charlemagne the God is slammed for fat phobia after branding plus size women, Big Bats, who are thirsty for a man. Radio host, y'allelma and God has been accused of, oh, we got the clip? Oh, play the clip, Taylor. They probably edited it all crazy, though, to make it sound worse than what it is. Suit to all the big backs out there, man, the big back brigade. I love y'all, man.

Yeah, of course you love that. I don't even like them using that young woman's picture because I was not talking about that young woman, or maybe I was talking about that young woman, but I did not know that young woman was big. Let's play a lot of big back behavior. Does she have a big back? See, you ain't even play the clip.

You got to go to breakfast club. That's what I'm saying. They do this. does this, they take shit out of context. No, go to Breakfast Club page, Joe. How do we get from people thinking you gay? Oh, because this is where it's like, oh. But you always beat the gay allegations.

No, I don't because people think I'm gay. You don't beat allegation. You don't? No. Oh, no, let me say, let me refrain. Let me rephrase that. You beat allegations if you're accused of a crime and you're in a court of law. Oh, but if it's just the court of public opinion, you don't beat those because

nobody cares about the judge. truth when the lie is more entertaining. And don't let it be some shit that I can get these jokes off with. Oh, talk to. Come on. If there's some shit you can get these jokes off with for a few days. You let them go with this. Thanksgiving dinner, baby.

Oh. Thanksgiving dinner. You have a great feast. And then for about four or five days, you still eating that goddamn Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, that's a great way of handling the lies that the people online make up is you just lean in, act like they're true, and then you cut the rug out from under. Oh, you just don't give them for. Like people don't like

That's why I'd be really I'm not even joking when I say this This is how I know people ain't doing the work That they say they're doing This how I know people ain't doing All the therapy that they say they're doing This how I know people ain't doing The plant-based medicine that they say they're doing

This I know people ain't meditating Because they too bothered They too bothered There's nobody who can tell me about me If I know something isn't true I'm not about to sit around Trying to convince you or anybody else I ain't stressing nothing

Yeah, I feel that. You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes I be watching people and I'm looking at their reactions and I'm like, they're stressing. There's a wound. They stress.

There's a wound. Somebody touched that wound. Somebody threw a little salt in that wound. They're triggered right now. What's triggering them? You can't trigger me. You've been in the game too long? It's not even not.

It's just certain shit. You're not going to trigger it. You're not going to tell me that I'm gay. We need some. No. That was the politically. We need some watermark. I'm going to tell you with my mouth.

My mouth said that, but my brain was like, I ain't never sucked the dick. I ain't never got fucked in my ass. Ever. Never? Don't knock nobody who does it, but no, it hasn't been me. So, all right. Let's play the clip.

No, Taylor, that's the clip. Why didn't you just go to Breakfast Club Instagram? She don't pay for YouTube, so she got to wait for the ads to go. Jesus Christ, Taylor. Taylor's all the time. We love to hear it, Taylor. We love to hear it, Taylor. We're all the worst bringing shit up in history, I think.

Taylor, you're doing everything but turning the volume up. Do you think you're all-time, the worst that bringing... My... Yo. She almost caught me. I almost got it. You know the rules, if you call me it, I get to use it for three seconds. It's three-second rule.

You call white guy the M-word. She was triggered. She was triggered. Okay, so Jessa Larry's is breaking down the story. What's the young lady's name, Taylor? Risa Tisa. Risa. She's going to be on Tameran Hall next week.

She's breaking down the story about Risa Tisa. Pause it, Taylor. Who is Reese Tisa? Risa is a young woman who put up a 52-part Tick-Tock, and in the 52-part T-Tick-T-T-T-T-T, she's basically saying how she got played by a guy. Right? Am I getting this right, Taylor? No.

Okay. So, Jess is explaining the story. I don't know nothing about this shit. The girl is? Yeah, the press play. Jess is telling the story. There's a girl you're saying whose real name is Reese's Pieces.

And she's fat. What's her name? Risa Tisa. Risa Tisus. Well, good catch. Thank you. Thank you, Miles. I'm going to be honest with you, man.

I hear a lot of big back behavior. Does she have a big back? She do give Sheila that was driving up the mountain. Okay, okay. She was beautiful, though. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. You talked about the big back. Yeah, you're right.

She's cool. What's your thing with big back? No, I'm just saying, because in a situation like this, some of you big backs, y'all got to stop being so thirsty for a man. There's a man out there for you. This woman believed all of this because she wanted to believe all of these. Big back belief isn't like everybody else's belief. Okay, she said it herself.

Hold on. Do we need to watch for this? She wanted to believe whatever was coming out of his mouth. Okay, so break down, so calling them big backs. Why? Break that down. Because in front of all, you don't call people fat, so you got to call them big back. I thought it was, I think, I thought it's almost like a term of endearment.

amongst us as a people. It's not like I, it's not like I'm saying like, you big back, you know what I mean? Like, no, I'm just like, that sounds like a, that's not like a whale. It's like a whale. It's like a whale. No. You got humpbacks, you got big backs. You got blue. No. You got killer. It's almost like back in the day when we would say somebody's big bone. Big boned, exactly. Like you just imagine their bra cutting into their skin and a fat rolling over. Because that's what you used to say, right? You'd be like, yo, I'm not fat. I'm big boned. Yeah. Why would they lie about that? So I'm not going to say big bone. It's like, yo, You all want us to say big-boned it?

They never met, they never found one big bone in history. Not, not human dinosaurs, not humans. So now you're calling him dinosaurs, strong? Yo, this guy's a real asshole, bro. Now I understand why these women are angry of you. Because you out here calling him dinosaurs. I can understand women being upset at this, but you have to know. But can you understand big back forontosaurus is being upset at him?

By the way, nobody ever said, I give Mack hell all the time. Mack is our guy. Mac is our, Mac works at Breakfast Club. Do you know big Mac from wild enough? I do. I say big back attack. You know what I mean? No.

But we, we, first of all, Mac is a comedian. Oh, okay. You know, and I love Mac. I want Mac to lose weight, actually, because I want, I care about him. You know what I'm saying? We were just talking about it. I told Mac I paid for his surgery. Whatever.

No, we were just talking about. What surgery? Whatever he could do. I always, Mac was our intern in 2012, 2012, 2013. And then it's 2024. He's back working with us at breakfast club as a As a producer and writer and stuff like that And so I'm like, y'all love him.

I want to see him lose weight. Well, here's my thing. Nobody ever says anything when you make jokes about him. You know what I mean? Oh, so you can make fun of, wait. Are you trying to say there's a double standard where you can make fun of men but you can't make fun of women? Oh, it's definitely a double standard.

Is that what you're trying to say? But I get it, though. I mean, listen, I'm not going to sit here and act like I don't understand. I'm going to always be, you know, cognizant of people's feelings. Do you think women are more sensitive to being faff bucks than men? No. I think it's equal. I think it's equal.

You think, oh, the sensitivity is equal, but men just got to put up with it. Whereas women, they can complain and they can call you. That's not true. Like you said, Big Mac is a comedian. Who you, okay, what's going on, man? I feel like if Big Mac wasn't a comedian, I feel like you heard his feelings.

You think so? Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm going to be honest with you like. And also, him being a comedian doesn't mean you're not hurting his feelings. That's true. You think I'm hurting Max feelings? I think deep down,

don't they say that comedians have dark, Human? God damn, what? I don't want to hurt nobody's feelings. That's never my attention, but man. Man, shut up. Big back?

I know. That's such a lot. I'm not talking about a big back, necessarily. Listen, you do like to hurt people's feelings. Yes, you do. No, I don't. And you like when people's feelings get hurt. No, I don't.

Yeah, it is. There's a lot of people who deserve the unheeled part to me, but they would not get to them. They're not going to get it? No. You say you still got unheeled parts? Of course. You don't, you don't, you don't, I don't think healing is the thing that ever really truly happened.

Oh, okay. Because you always got true. I think we all learn to deal with our triggers better because we know why we're triggered. Like, for example, we don't heal. We cope. If you mad at me for saying big back, get skinning your back, get a little back. But I'm saying, but that's the thing. Stop, but that's the thing, right?

Unbig your back. No, but that's the thing. Is that what you just said? That's the trigger. The trigger is you probably know you need to lose weight. Unbig your back, he just said, Taylor. He said this way before anything. Way before I've been saying this is it didn't know.

Really? We've been saying unbigg your back for at least two years. Your big back brigade. Like we've been saying, I'm like, what is going on? Maybe they didn't hear it because they were chewing. Chips are loud, bro. You ever chew chips? You ever chew like a fritos or something like that?

Them shits are loud. It's hard to hear the radio when you're chewing them. Now, also, by the way, this was, this was like last Monday. That's a real jerk, huh? Listen, this was like last Monday or Tuesday when I made these comments, right? Yeah. So for whatever reason they go by all yesterday, T.S. Madison, T.S. Madison, she goes, now see the God and just a lot. That's not it. Taylor. No, that's okay. It's all time. That's my first. No, you got to go back to the original one.

He's Mount Rushmore of pulling shit up and it's bad. It's Mount Rushmore. She's Mount Rushmore. You got to go to her big back plea. Big back brigade. You called it a brigade? I didn't call her. I didn't call any one person. I said the big back brigade.

How do you rein in the big back buffaloes? I didn't say that either. How do you control them? What? How do you control them? But you were saying you were talking about different types of big back? Big back is not always bad. No, but yes, I was just saying like just because you got a big back don't mean you fat.

Yeah, that's true. A lot of big back girls that's skinny. There is. There is. Them skinny diesel-ass girls who got them big-ass with the big-haired track. Oh, yeah. Like ninja turtles with the skinny legs.

Hell yeah. Yeah, a little cake pop looking ass white. I can't find it. T.S. Madison said, hashtag big-back people, including me. Y'all letting Shalerman get away with that ours. We caving in his face. Let me know.

Now, I saw this, and I laughed. I was like, because I, can tell us a joke, big bad people including me. Right? So I'm like, okay. But caving in his face, are they going to sit on it? Now, you see, let's talk about that. Now, oh, that was good. When I saw it,

I was just like, damn, but like, damn, that's violent, you know what I mean? But I didn't, I'm not tripping off and I ain't thinking nothing of it. But Jesselaris didn't like that. Just Lares is like, if you were to say that about the transgender community, it would be an act of

violence. That's what I'm saying. So it was just about... But you have a sense of humor about this. Well, I didn't know what caved the face in me. I took it... I was like, Dan, you want... Like, I think she's joking, right? Yeah. But then somebody on social media told me, no, that's when a big, bad girl sits on your face. I don't know if this is true. That was actually what...

I don't know is what I'm trying to... I don't know if this is true or not. That's what I was told, you know, from people on social media. But then I heard T.F. Madison said, say, no, that's when you verbally cave in somebody's face. But I think what we all need to understand, all of us, me included, is words do matter. So my intention when I say big back may not be to insult fat people. What is your intention? It's a descriptor. You're just describing the way that their backs look.

Like you always say, she sounds fat. Now, take how fucked up that stuff. She sounds fat. She's fat. Yeah. Like, no. You know what I'm saying? Cholorically challenged or something.

One of our big, one of our big back listeners called this morning and she said, how about luxury size. That's what she's saying. She said, how about call it's luxury size? Why? I'd rather call you your name, okay? That's true. If you know their names, you can call them by their names.

If you don't know their names, what is an object you can call them? That's right. That's also kind of funny. That's right. Here's the moral of the story. It's just for me. What would you call them by them?

What's another object? What are you talking about? Like, if you want to describe fat people as a group, but you don't know. Stop. No, we're not. No, we're not just. doing that. Why? You did it with big backs. What's another one? You're amazing at this. I like big backs. Big backs for game. But there's another probably thing. Um, I mean, I think there's a way

you can say premium back maybe. Premium. You know? Yeah, there's a little bit more room and premium. Luxury back. Extravagant back. Extravagant back. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. But here's the thing. Here's the problem with all of this. It's, it's gone too far for no reason. It really has. It really has. Because I don't think anybody means anyhow. I don't think T. T. Madison really met no harm with this tweet, but I know how this tweet can cause harm. We got to stop. I didn't mean anything by Big Back, but I know how Big Back can cause. Exactly.

You know what I'm saying? It's like January 6th all over again. Man, shut up, man. The Big Backs are being called into action. And what's the problem? And the other problem with all of this stuff, everybody starts getting labeled. Yeah. Like, Charlemagne's fatphobic.

You guys are hungry. This person's transphobic. Yeah. You know, I guess, like, do people understand? Like, that's why Mandy, I mean, that's why Mandy and Jess are having issues right now. I hate that. Oh, because of this? No, not because it is, but because, you know, Mandy, they were on horrible decisions.

They were having a conversation. Somehow or another, the whole just hilarious, transphobic thing came back up. Oh, God. And, like, when you call people these labels, I don't think y'all realize how dangerous it is. It's dangerous. So that's why when we say, you know, I would never say this about a transgender person. I would never say any, like, our gay president. we're going to let them get away with this

or we're going to cave their shit in? That's crazy. That is a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So all I'm saying is even though it don't bother. Is that a threat or is that flirting? But that's what, huh?

I don't know. If you're talking to a gay dude, I'm going to cave your shitting. Word. Man. Either way it's a threat. Is it though? Either way it's a fucking threat. I'm a consensually a cave your shit box in.

Not if you just tell me that shit. If you just walk in me and be like, you don't want to cave your shit in. Consensually. With your permission. But what if it's like, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is why he got the rubens, bro. What's going on, yo? This is why he got the rubas,

Della, he's just mind-sucking dicks. Mind-sucking dicks. Mime-sucking dicks. Yo, the other day, Ryan Garcia was the funniest. We had Ryan Garcia on Breakfast Club, and he turned to my guy, he was after for water, he turned to my guy, he turned to my guy, he goes, can you get me? He goes, can you get me?

Taylor. You need to look out for Charlottomania. Everybody need to look out for each other. We are so mean to each other. Yeah, why are we so mean? I'm not like, oh, Taylor, beautiful. For no reason. And by the way, we're not even conscious of it,

myself included sometimes. Who have you been mean to? I mean, the Big Back Brigade, apparently. Stop it. Stop it. They mean to chairs. They mean to furniture. You ever talk about that?

Do we ever have that discussion where they said- Yo, by the way, y'all having all these comments about fat shaming. Uh-huh. Salute to King Harris, man. Woo! King Harris. Play King Harris. Woo!

King Harris fat shamed the fuck out of Drewski. Did he stand on business? He stood on big back business. You hear me? Listen, he, no, King Harris went crazy. What did you do? King is funny. Yeah.

Yo, listen. I like this, King, let me tell you something. You might need to join your daddy on stage with them jokes. Listen to the king. Let me see it. By the way, this came from Breakfast Club because Drusky was on Breakfast Club. Once again, I'm so confused about what's whatnot. I thought Drusky was playing.

I thought Drusky and kids. Maybe they do. Maybe this. Is there a little beef? Maybe everybody's so good at acting because maybe they're just doing this to hype up each other's brands. Got it, got it. We asked Druski about King and play the clip. I'm waiting for you.

You're talking. No, play Drusky clip. We got it. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, my God. Honestly, that was not on you, Taylor. I got a defense right there. You're right.

You're right. That wasn't your fault, too. Don't worry about it. I'll just, I'll just explain. Oh, you got to see, Cliff? Of course she does. She's the greatest puller up or thing. Fuck both you all, for real.

Why? That was a compliment. I'm saying that you're beautiful. I'm saying that you're brilliant. He said you're the greatest quicker pickup up where you're better than Bounty towel. Shut up. Damn. Young Bounty!

Yo. Yeah. Taylor's new name is Young Bounty. Come on. The quicker picker up her. Yo. Okay, here goes, Joe.

This is Drewski. You talk about King Harris. You hear it. He said, who am I more scared of? Birdman or King. Oh, who? King Tia, son. Oh, come on.

King Harris. Who are we talking about, man? Come on, man. Don't play it with people. Don't play with him. Hey, come on, man. What, come on, bro. King.

He's talking on King. TTI, sir? Yes. King. He said he pulling up on you. Now, he did pull up on me at the video street. He had too much security. Yeah.

He did. He did. He did. He did. Standing on business. Yeah. He tried to do like a, like a, uh, a, uh, a, oh my God. He tried to do a stare off.

Nick got out his car and just stood on kind of like the top of the car like that and just I said, man. The car name was business. All right. And, and this nigga gone right back to that nice ass house. He, he don't know shit about standing on a bit. That people in YouTube.

And y'all know that. Y'all stop playing. Go, scroll back. Sprow back. There was a very underrated joking there that people, uh, in the comments card. And that's what's, that's a lot of times who I do it for it. Okay.

Let's listen. He did pull up on me at the video street. He had too much security out there, but. He did. He did, he did pull up on me. Yeah, yeah, he did. Standing on business. Yeah, he tried to do like a, like a, oh, my God.

He tried to do a stare off. Nick got out his car and just stood on kind of like the top of the car like that and just, I was, man. The car name was business. All right. And this nigga going right back to that nice ass house. He don't know shit about it. That's a good one.

He's a dad. Y'all. I've been a good one, yo. You can't get. I'll be honest, you can't get that unless you got kids. You really can't. You can't get that joke He said you got a kid.

Hey, you know, King stood on the car. Was his car name Bidde? His car's name was Bidder. E.I.e. Oh. Now, listen, now, play King. Now, this is King Harris responding to Druski, yo.

This is my man's son. All right? You and your cholesterol need to calm the fuck down, nigga. Hold on. Start it fat. Yo, start it back. Now listen, let's hear this now.

Hey, Drusie, you and your cholesterols need to calm the fuck down, nigga. You and the wide-body hellcat hip people. God, damn. Oh, hold on. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Wide-body hell cat hips is the greatest fat joke of all times. Wide-body hell cat hips. But nobody cares, and he said it about a man.

Press play, Taylor. I've just seen him a couple weeks ago nigga we've seen you run from a nigga we've seen you run for a nigga man we see you I ain't never ran for nobody

it looked like you got a pussy and you walk with a stress it looks like before you go to sleep at night you take your dick off and put it in the drug bang

nigga you got your dad legs in your mama body you hear me you feel like a punch buggy you did you try to I just seen you just called me the king of standing on business he was just dick riding

called me the new king's standing on business he's going to go to these people platform and tell them a whole bunch of life Nick oh my God it looked like you sit down when you put it believe it or not you can act like a woman

more than you can't imagine I didn't see this shit with my own eyes you can do a skit like a female more than you could have that shit that shit that shit scares me damn it

nigger you're built like a D Y K E, nigga you you D Y like the biggest D YKE I don't see you know you belong and got that just proves your whole point

You would be the LeBron James of that shit Damn it I can't believe this nigga I can't believe this where did this shit come from this shit just popped out the window

I don't even know I don't even know who the hell told you to say that but that shit was so wrong that shit was so wrong yeah I don't think that you know you got hair you got wheelchair people leg oh that's good

oh it's good this is good this is good this is this is being wide this is wheelchair people legs It's crazy. No, that's just funny as hell.

So let's talk about my man King. King shot up the block. He really did. He really did. He fat shamed. He handicapped shamed. He stud shamed. Everybody got it.

He was respectful to gays, though. He spelled it out. He spelled it out. You got it. You know what I mean? Even King has a limit to standing on business. He will stand on business until it reaches the LGBTQ community. And then he has to stand off business for a little bit.

Listen, man. God bless everybody. He's a smart kid. All I'm saying is that, if we did a fat shame of the week, that's it. Not what I said. So you really can't make fun of fat people because unfortunately for them, nobody respects them. That is not true. It's unfortunate for them, but that's true.

You can't. Nobody's going to get pushed by it. If you did that whole thing about Muslims, how do you think it would go? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, it'd go like that with big people too, though. It's the same. Yes, it is. It just depends.

Who's fighting on behalf of Muslims? Big people. Bro, it depends who it is. For example. I'm getting called fatphobic right now. Yeah, but you laugh at it. Who do you mean? Like, right now we're laughing at the fact that you get called fatphobic.

If people were calling you Islamophobic, you'd be concerned, bro, because they stand on business. They definitely stand on business. Shit. I guess I'm laughing. I would laugh. Here the thing. All of it is dangerous.

What's wrong, Tim. Taylor? I'm listening. I feel like Taylor's sad. No, no, no. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor,

know what she's thinking about. My heart is connected to yours. Taylor, I can't be happy if you're not happy. What am I thinking about? You're my, you're like my second daughter. What you mean?

Can you all continue to come? We were. You asked me a question. I genuinely couldn't move on because I looked over and you looked sad. You did look sad as fuck, Taylor. You looked sad.

You look destroyed. Damn. And I got a, I got a sensitive, you know. Yo, wide body hell cat hips Is some of the... No, wheelchair legs is crazy. Wheelchair legs is crazy.

I like alliteration, bro. So, you know, I'm not... Like, when you hit the hell cat with the hips, who... Yeah, that goes. No. All of your cholesterol needs to chill out like that. That's cool, but when you hear one with alliteration comes into play,

when you say Big Back Brigade, like they stuff like that, they're like, oh shit, hell cat hips. You know what I mean? You should have said with your heavy hell cat hips. Woo! Triple H! You call the motherfucker Triple H! Now you're saying something, bro. Yeah.

But when you're you're... do a triple K, it's race. You know. So this braces all of a sudden. When we try to have fun, when we try to have fun and use some alliteration, it's a racist group. By the way,

here's the thing. Y'all is so unfair. And you know, remember last people we were talking about? We were talking about, yo, learn the jokes. Yeah. Because, yo, the reason I like people that can see something and respond with jokes, is because you're not taking it that serious.

You know I ain't, you know I ain't fat phobic. You know I ain't trying to fucking ruin nobody's life, right? Yeah. I'm going to show y'all fat phobic. Watch, watch. Somebody's going to say. I'm going to show you all,

because y'all, y'all have forgotten. What you used to be. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I ain't even trying to bother nobody no more. Y'all can be dragging me into this shit. But there was a time. Oh, yeah.

And? What you mean? Y'all know me, pull, y'all seen me. You used to get busy. Busy. You used to get busy. Premeditated massacus. Really?

How you want it, how you're going to get it. Serve it up. Okay. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you all that nigga something. I ain't never, hold on. Yeah, let's go. Hold on.

I ain't never freestyle donkey of the day in my life. But. No, ain't no, but. I've never freestyle donkey of the day in my life. Meaning. Meaning, meaning every single line was meant to a future. So, okay, so leave me the fuck alone, man. Oh, so you're saying if you want to go harder on these.

No, I did not say that. What? What? What did I do? Mark that out. What the fuck did I do, Taylor? That's not what I'm saying. Taylor, what did I do?

I'm just here trying to cheer up my second daughter. You know what I mean? You're my second daughter, I'm just trying to cheer you up. More so than the fat shaming, I think it's just about the fact that is a woman, which I understand. But I also need to record. Who's a woman? Reese's pieces? But I also need the record to show I didn't know she was big.

I know she was a woman. I'm listening to that story for the first time. Why are we supposed to assume gender? That is true. Like, I don't know if you're a woman or not. We're not assuming gender. We're going to probably make a look visually. Bro, did you hear the story of a dude named Diego who wanted to fuck,

he wanted to be with his bandmate's fiance? So he was slipping his fucking bandmate estrogen and protein shakes because he was trying to make him more feminine and soft. So his fiance would leave? Yeah, so he could be more, he could come off as the masculine one. I thought someone's been doing that to me. Really? Duff?

I don't know. I'm just feeling more feminine, bro. Because you got a daughter. Oh, that's it. That's it. She's feminizing me? You goddamn right. That's the exact thing.

Did it work? Did he grow tithes and shit in the place? Yeah, they said he stopped growing facial and body hair. Oh, that's correct. I think he started to grow one titty. That's crazy. swings. You got to kill somebody for that. Penins started to shrink. You got to kill somebody for that. I mean, Dan, that's just a different level of player hating, right? Because back in the day,

it's like, you might go to a guy's girl and be like, yo, you know he'd be fucking around on you, blah, blah, blah. Like, that's old school player hating. There's some new shit. You try to force somebody to transition? No, that's great. And how many smoothies you got to bring them? Yeah. Like, what kind of process is this? Yeah. And then honestly, nowadays, women want that. Women want you to be, they want you to be a little softer. Really? You don't think so. I don't know. Drake been the biggest rap in the world

for how many years, bro. Yeah, but is he soft? I mean, he's got a, he's got a quality that women like. He's in tune. Oh, he's emotionally aware. Yeah. I don't think being,

I think being emotionally aware doesn't mean it's just soft. I don't think that makes you soft. Look at this headline, yo, hardcore. I never heard of this band. Hardcore band. Yorona. Dumped singer for trying to drug bandmate

with estrogen and bizarre plot to steal his fiance. That's crazy. Why you just, I mean, it's weird. Why are you just, didn't try to fuck his fiance like everybody else. That's disgusting, Charlie, man. Why was you everybody else? Nobody's doing stuff like that. Oh,

I mean, just in general. The guys try to fuck other women's girls. Nah, bro. Nah, that's fucked up. Turn him gay person. Then you could do it. Yeah. Turned gay? You got to try to feminizing person. Yo, what if he wasn't trying to do it for the girl? What if he was trying to do it just because he wanted his guy

to get more feminist where he could crack those cheeks? That's a possibility. That is a possibility. At some point, we got to start talking about cock coax-kniffing too, man. What? What? Cock Coke sniffing. What's that?

You ain't heard about cock Coke sniffing? You use your dick to sniff up the cocaine line? People are sniffing lines of coke off people's dicks and getting mad when the lines ain't long enough. Oh, that's, yo, make my dick harder. Make my dick longer. That's under you. Yo, we are in some crazy times. Y'all don't even know what's going on.

Y'all worried about me and talking about big back. And there's some really wild shit going on. Right? Girls upset our dicks are soft. Make it hard, dummy. You know what I'm saying? Why is your dicks off? I don't know.

Why is your mouth empty? You don't mean, this is a girl dad, man. He's trying to convince himself that he's still a misogynist. You're trying to convince this stuff. Can I shoot, go? No, because it's not even natural shots. You are a girl, dad. You fighting this shit so hard.

I see you on the gram. You got your little one on your shoulder, on your chest. You get you a boy. You want to be here right now. You just want to be holding. You, you, you pussy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm four deep, bro. I got four girls at home, all right? I'm so pussy. I was trying it. I was trying it, bro. You stop fighting it. I was trying to be a misogynist like I used to be. You can't do it no, but it's over.

It's gone. So what do I do, bro? Lean into being a girl dad is okay. All right, fine, Taylor, I love you. That's it. He's so, he's trying to help you. I believe you. To be misogynistic.

It ain't in you no more, bro. The future's female, man. The future's feet. women could drive what else you want me to say what else you want me to say about them they could drive it's over bro you're 40 and you're a girl

dad listen to me yeah let's go you're 40 I can't even do hands on my knees on a tachie anymore I can't even do that I mean just let's say I can't even do that anymore now you understand why I love doing this podcast every week why just to come in here

do sh-st you know what I'm saying to feel like a fucking idiot Just for a little bit. I want to feel like an idiot man. Just for a little bit. This is my opportunity. This is when I get to come here and just be an idiot man.

So that's what we got to hold on to our misogyny just for a little bit. No, no, no, no. No, they can't be. We just be idiot men. We don't have to be misogynist. But sometimes a little bit. You got to break some of the brilliance in it, too. We got to be a little misogynistic.

You don't have no room for it. Oh, just a tiny. You know what? We don't have no room for it. Why not? The future is female, bro. You got a daughter, bro. You got a daughter.

Now, you're right. for wife, man. Yeah, you're right. You know what I'm saying? It is female. The future is female. I mean, the future is always female because without females, we ain't got no future. For the time being, without males, you ain't got a future need? Nah, because they got enough sperm stories.

They don't really need... They don't really need a... They do when they want to, like, open a jar, weak s'm a... What? I'm on Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm saying, I got a little left him, bro. He's like a guy who just got a

vasectomy. He got to get these 20 nuts out. Let me get these 20 nuts out. So I know I'm good. That's what it is. I got some left in the chamber. I just need to get it out my system, Taylor. Oh, my God. I need to get out my system.

I have like 20 more those jokes. And then I'm a perfect, what is it called, when a guy likes women and stuff. What is that called? Ally. A straight person? Cuck? No, cuck.

Oh, yeah. Then I'm going to be a Democrat. Can I tell you all a joke? Yes, tell us the joke, Taylor. Okay. What do you call it when two fat people are having a chat? Now, see, here's the thing. You see how women do?

That's crazy. Now, we've already come to the conclusion that we shouldn't be doing this type of stuff. When two fat people are having a what? What is it? Having a chat. When two fat people are having a chat. Yeah. What do you call it?

Don't say it. I want to guess. When two fat people are having a chat. having a chat. Chattel. What? No. That's kind of crazy.

Let's say, what is it? When two fat people... No. No. When two fat people are having a chat. M and M's? No. I'm usually good at these.

Two fat people are having a chat. By the way, this came from Taylor. So don't you fucking take this clip and take it out of context and say that I'm on your fashion. This came from Taylor. Mother fucking Hayes. Okay? I do.

I see my government. At Tailor made it on Instagram. All right. Yep. What is it called? What is it? A heavy discussion. Jesus Christ.

I like that. Exactly. I like that. I'm proud of you. I like that. I'm proud of you and I love you. Also, man, nobody talks enough. And this is the struggle of being born in 1978.

Oh, my God. Nobody talks about how when we were children, everything was about your mama's fat jokes. Your mom was. So fat. Yes what I'm saying. Fat b***. Remember that one?

I got 19 left in the same. I got 19 left in the motherfucking chamber. Let's go. Keeping that in. And we're keeping all the other ones in. Just bleep them. bleep him, man. Just bleep them. But no, we really came up

off. What just happened, right? Fat jokes. Yeah, fat jokes. What was your favorite fat joke when you were younger? Obviously, you wouldn't say it now because it's insensitive. No, to be honest, I don't remember them because, like, they actually were actually silly-ass dad jokes back then.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, they were... Your mom is so fat. Your mom is so fat. She bleeds, Rocky Road ice cream. Silly shit like that. You know You took a two hours to watch 60 minutes. Yeah. She was too dumb.

Your mom is so, yeah, your mom's so stupid. It took a two hours to watch 60 minutes. No, it was stupid. I always, so fat, she stepped on a skittles and rainbows came out. That's fire. That's fire. Bro, I remember, never mind. Your mom was so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

I remember there was a. I remember. Your mom was cooking so nasty. The house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen. I remember a big back person in our school used to wear a Phoenix Suns jacket. Oh, yeah. I love this story. And the jacket was, you know, it was big.

You used to orbit around her, did you? We used to be like, let's go to tomorrow and walk around her in a circle. That's a bad Jehovah's Witness, man. It was so stupid. That's so mean. No, but, hey, you think, but here the thing. Let's go to tomorrow. Let's go to tomorrow.

Let's go to tomorrow is actually really funny. That's really clever for your age. There was no, listen, when I say there was no breaks for us in school, it wasn't bullying because everybody had them jokes. Yeah. You think that that. Did he get mad or he? No, they was calling them. They were coming back at us with everything.

And everything was a goal. Yeah. But at least my parents didn't get evicted. You know what I mean? Y'all just lost your trailer. your daddy smoke cracks. Whoa. That's, yeah, that's like,

but guess what? Boom, boom, boom. You get back what you put out. Leave people to fuck alone. So I don't ever be upset about anything people say in response to anything that I say because however you take it is how you take it. And the feeling that you get is what you get and you respond according to that feeling. Like I've literally spent, I was on the phone today with whom?

I don't want to say the person's name. It's my guy though. Take back? No, no, not, not. A little back? Former, former. But they were trying to explain to me why they were upset about something, not even something that I say.

You know what I'm saying? Like something somebody else said. And honestly, we were on text and the person had to call me because even though I got what they were saying, I didn't understand why they were so upset about it. And what you think? It's not my place to tell them what they should be upset about. You tell us what the context of this conversation is about? No, because they'll give it all the way.

It's like, just know in general you can't tell somebody how to react to something that pisses them off. She's perfect. That offends them. You know what I mean? I wish you would just tell us what offended them. It really honestly doesn't matter. Does it have to do with weight? No, I didn't have anything to do with weight.

But to me, to me, it was nothing. And I was just like, I don't get why you're so upset. But then I had to tell myself, like, that's not my place to tell this. person why how to react like the way they feel is how they feel yeah but it is also fun to do that fun to do it tell people how to react i mean that's what social media does yeah every single day y'all motherfuckers do not even know how to be feeling about something you know i had somebody that was mad at me over the big back comments because of what t s madison said only to find out t s madison was joking and hit me the next day and be like oh man i didn't know she was joking you was

so fake outraged. The day before, as soon as you heard her say she was joking, now you're going to be... I'm surprised you got hit up the next day saying, I'm sorry I didn't know she was joking. It might have been last night. I saw it this morning. I'm just saying usually people just

neglect to acknowledge when they're wrong. Yeah, that's true. I mean, they didn't necessarily acknowledge that they were wrong. They just acknowledged that the person was joking. You know that T.S. Madison was joking. What I'm saying is it's oftentimes that people are just emotional or going to lash out. and they're going to gravitate towards whatever satisfies their feelings.

And then once they found out that that thing was completely false, fake narrative just created by the internet. Yeah. They just move on to the next thing. Move on to the next thing. They never come back to you and go, oh, my bad. I didn't realize it. I was manipulated.

That's why I'm telling everybody I told Mandy the same thing. I'm like, yo, I told Mandy, everybody, I told Jeff, everybody, nobody's going to care about this by Friday. Why, they were beefing? Yes. Over what? Did I say that? I wasn't talking off of here?

No, it wasn't. What were they beeping about? You mentioned it, but not really. You didn't go into detail. Mandy and Weezy had somebody on their podcast, somehow or another, the stuff about Jess came back up about just being transphobic.

Mandy said she does think Jess is transphobic and just doesn't like that because none of us like being labeled shit that is dangerous. Why do that to us? And why did she say that she was transphobic? Because of that old shit. okay. She from last year.

She felt that Mandy was basically being fake to her. Yeah, because they apparently had a kind of I'm not talking about women business. If you ain't been following the story, you haven't followed the story. Just know I want everybody to get along. Okay? This shit is silly at the end of the day. But

also, we don't have to get along either. Yeah, that is all. Let's just not hurt each other. It's all I'm saying. Because everybody can, everybody got new. But what if somebody's hurting them Do we just allow them to hurt themselves? Explain. I mean, what if somebody's doing something that's dangerous to themselves?

You are a real piece of shit. You're really, you're really, you're a real piece of shit. Why? You're a real piece of shit. You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything.

You know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything. You know what you're doing. I don't even know what you're talking about. Girl daddy. The only thing, I will end this segment by saying that I have come up with an idea And that idea is to either partner with 24-hour fitness, plan a fitness, somebody, and I'm going to get gift cards.

Okay? I'm going to get gift cards for free gym memberships, you know, and I'm going to have an unbig your back campaign. Unbig your back. Put it spring into some. Unbig. Unbig your back. It should just be for spring.

Why? For the summertime. Well, I want you to keep, I want you to keep the weight off. But, you know, because that was another conversation I had yesterday. A lot of people was telling me, like, yo, they, like, these people were telling me that they would love to do the surgery. They'd love to afford an Olympic. They'd love to, you know, be able to get more time to go to the gym. So maybe if, you know, you get the gift cards and give them out to people that will give people motivation.

Now you're actually supporting the cause. There you go. There you go. I was eating healthy. Whoa. What you say? Whoa. Now you make it too much sense over there.

You make it too much sense. You're acting like, is there choice to be fat? Is that what you're trying to say? I saw you the day, tell. I saw you the past couple of days on your diet shit. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. You did lose weight. I, um...

I'm not going to say nothing to him. Why? I'm only saying is I've been on a no-carb diet, and you see the change without even going to the gym. That's what I'm saying. I said you lost weight. I said you look skinnier. I've been going to a gym too, though.

Okay. Okay. How am I in trouble? I compliment because I just started. That's why. So you shouldn't even imagine it. What's going on right now? Did I do something wrong here?

Is this what it's like having daughters when they're older? Is this the mind fuck that is going to be my life when they're older? It is. When I tell you, it's all the mind fuck. It's all the mind fuck. Really? It's all the mind fuck. That's all it is.

You got to learn how to take compliments from daddy. You really got to learn. You salute to Trinidad James. Yo, Trinidad James, you know women call him dad for short. That's so fucking fire. That's fire. We had money long on and she was like, shout out to dad. I'm like, Dad.

Dad. She said Trinidad. As we call him Dad for sure. I'm like, wow. That's fire. That is fire. You should call me Dad. You have nowhere in your name has Dad in or anything else.

What? So what? I have a father. That's father. Then I call him dad. Oh, okay. That's my guy. You can call me father.

Stop. I said, your dad ain't my guy? No, clearly, no, it's crazy. It's crazy we came in love you. And you're lucky I have introduced him to you because he'll fuck you up. I've spoken to your dad before. Oh, whoa.

Have you? Yes. Yeah, you have. You have. You're lucky you on the phone. I spoke. You're lucky you on the phone. Your dad said, thank you for looking out for my daughter and my wife.

I said, always came. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Always came. No, no. No, he did. No, he did not. No, he did not.

Always. I'm not lying on my father. Always. Not lying on my father. Go on, son. That's what my daughter. My daughter respects her daddy, man. That's in his respect.

No. That's what I am a daddy girl. I can tell. That's what you want. But why don't you like your mom? Yeah, why don't you stick up for your mom? Oh, you never stick up with your mom. I don't stick up for my mom.

Are you kidding me? Not like that. I like that. I think Taylor treats her mom very well. Taylor treats her mom very well. Yeah, but she don't stick up for her mom. What do you do? Taylor makes sure her mom gets what she wants.

What did she want? For me to eat her pie. And Taylor makes sure. Salamane. Stop playing with. What do you mean? Stop playing with. Because honestly, she's never making no more pie.

So. And actually, actually, she did tell me to tell me to tell you. Oh. Talking about like with Trump and everything like that. If you don't like. Vote for him. You put. if you do vote for him

that there's no more proxed. Why do people think I'm voting for Trump? Because you're smart. What the fuck is going on? Why would you, why would your mother ever think that? Because you're a smart, not gay guy? How many times have I said Trump is a threat to democracy? How many times have I caught him a fashion?

Fuck it. How many times about him of fashion? Here's the thing. Thanks to Biden. You know, God out of Biden, though. God have to Biden, man. Let's face some motherfucking bills and we're going to talk about this. Let's face some motherfucking bills, man.

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So go to the Andrewsouls.com right now. Depending on when this comes out, the pre-sale will be on. You use my name, Andrew, for that. And we're coming out there, Vancouver, Seattle, Spokane. We got San Diego. We're not at Atlantic City. A bunch more places.

Go check those out right now on my website, DeAndresoles.com. Get those tickets before they are gone. Get them before the bots. Go get them. And then resell them to you. And then they try to make them way more expensive. We try to make sure that tickets are affordable

so you guys can be at the shows. And thank you guys so much for everybody who already went and got those tickets. I love you all. And I can't wait for you to see this hour. This is by far my favorite, my favorite hour that I've ever put together. and definitely the most meaningful.

Talking about your family? Yeah, man, trying to, yeah, it's that story, man. Trying to make a family. It's very, very difficult for us. But yeah, I'm excited for y'all to see that. You got to let them know. This might be your last, like, hour of misogyny. Yeah.

I mean, I make sure to have some in it. Yeah, yeah, little sprinkles. You got to because otherwise these women get too confident and they think they could achieve things. You should want your daughter that thinks she can achieve anything she wants. My daughter can achieve anything she won't, but other people's daughters need to,

you know what I mean? This guy needs to recognize Alpha male something. That don't even exist. You know what I mean? The alpha males. Listen, that doesn't exist. Don't you like alpha males?

If you got to tell me you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male. Wait, are you telling me? Are you telling me the guys that brag about them being alpha males all the time, they might not actually be alphas? Wait, is that what you're... Yeah, if you got to announce that,

if you got to tell everybody, like, and by the way, Just because you said it don't make you one. Yeah. All right. You can identify as an alpha all you want. You're still a bitch. Woo!

Damn, bro. Now you're saying it. A little beta bitch. Now you're saying it. You're a little beta bitch. Yeah. A little beta bitch. I don't even know what beta means?

What is bait to me? Yo, I love it. This is what I love. This is what I love. I just know what I think I think I'm bitch. I think I was right, though. You are right. I think I was right.

What is beta me? Pull up the definition of beta real quick, Taylor. Beta means gets tons of pussy. No. No. I mean. What is beta? Something or someone designated with the name beta or the Greek letter.

All right. In noting this second position. It just means a pussy. That's not. Okay. So what is beta mean? A subordinate male animal in any particular group. Yeah.

Yeah. You little beta bitch. Woo! Yeah. Exactly. Now. Ooh. We got three announcements.

Maybe two. I might save the third one. But this right here, Alice Randall, this is an advanced copy, advanced readers of edition of My Black Country, A Journey Through Country Music's Black Past, President Future. Salute to Beyonce, who has the number one song in the country right now. She thrown Jack Harlow, okay? So she had the number one record on the country charts last week. This week she got the number one record in the country. Everybody's having these conversations about black country music.

Alice Randall, this is divine. This is divine for this to be coming out on April 9th, via my book. book in print, Black Privilege Publishing with Simon and Houston. Once again, a journey through country music's Black Fast, present and future. Go pre-order this now. I do not want y'all this spring and summer singing along to Beyonce's

country album, but not know anything about country music. So if you want to have a fast-track crash course in black country history, black country music history, my black country by Alice Randall is your book.

Maybe I should wait till next week What do you mean? Nah, fuck it, I'll do it I do two more Big announcements Okay Right now As I speak

By the time this comes out My third book Will be available for free order Okay It's called It's called Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talks Suck

because I hate small talk, not just this type of small talk where people come up to you and try to make conversation with you, but just like sitting around discussing a bunch of micro issues. Like we make a lot of micros, macros in this era that we're in, man. So this book, for me, is giving you permission to not engage and indulge in the small talk. And if you don't know how to have macro conversations, I have a bunch of different topics in the book that you can speak on. You know what I'm saying? So all my favorite things. Of course, you know, entertainment, pop culture, you know, mental health,

um, politics. Like, all of those things are in this book. So get honest or die lines. Let's go. Why small talk sucks. Let's send it up to number one. It's available for pre-order right now. Yeah.

You buy books. Brilliant idiots. Let's run it up. Okay? Go out there. Get these goddamn books. Pre-order that shit. Let's make this go number one.

I would appreciate that. And, uh, my last church announcement is, Saturday, April 27th, the second annual Black Effect Podcast Festival is back in Atlanta, Georgia at Pullman Yards. Last year, it was hosted by myself and my good sister, Jess Larias. This year is hosted by B.D.D. and Pretty V. Soundtrack provided by my guy Louis V. And our featured podcast, we got Wallow and Gilly. Okay.

We got horrible decisions, Mandy and Weezy. We got Jess Hilarious. We're carefully reckless. We're going to keep them apart. You know, it's going to be total time differences, all right? We got Poor Minds podcast, Lexandraia. We got deeply well with Debbie Brown. We got Black Tech Green Money with Will Lucas, and we got the Ballah Alert show hitting that stage.

Plus, we got, you know, specialty panels, you know, different panels about business and all types of other stuff. So we will see you Saturday, April 27th. Tickets are on sale now at blackeffect.com slash podcast festival. go to Eventbrite wherever you buy tickets, but you can go to BlackEffect.com slash podcast festival. You know it's sold out last year. We know it's going to sell out again this year.

So we will see you Saturday, April 27th, second annual Black Effect Podcast Festival, Pullman Yards in Atlanta, blackeffect.com slash podcast festival, Eventbrite, to go get your tickets right now. Now, let's get back to the show. What we got, man? All right.

Do we have buy any memes necessary, sweetheart? You're doing it. How are you laugh when I say that? Can I not be loving? Salute to Cam Newton, man. Can I know those dudes up? I mean, here's the thing. You know, everybody makes, not making jokes,

but everybody's talking about how Cam Newton handled himself and everything else. And they're right. Cam did handle itself. But also, that's a very dangerous situation. And it's a type of dangerous situation because Cam Newton was at his seven-on-seven football camp, minding his business.

And there was police there. There's clearly security there. And those dudes still, felt like they could get that off. But why did they try to do that to him? I have no idea. I've heard so many different stories. I don't know what the fuck is true. What were they saying? They were saying that Cam

started it, that he was talking shit to them. But why would they even talk shit to them? Because it's his goddamn football game. I don't know if that's true or not, but I mean, I also heard... I heard him say that. I heard him see that he did an interview with Jojo. And I heard him say that, but I also heard that it was something to do with Cam, breaking up a fight with some coaches. I don't know what the fuck happened.

All I know is the fact that they thought they could get this off at his football event. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy. And, yo, what if one of these dudes would have had a knife? Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? Exactly.

And it's also her last, have you ever met Cam Newton? No. Cam Newton. It's huge. Huge. It's a big man. And I'm like, God damn, he used to play quarterback. Yeah.

Cam is like six, six. It looks like tight end. 240. Yeah. Yes. He's built like drunk. Yeah. He might be bigger.

Yeah. I'm not even Joe. He might be bigger than Grunk. How big is Grunk? He might be bigger than Grunk and Kelsey and all of them. Yeah. So the fact that you thought that you could run down on Cam Newton is insane to me. Grunk 6'6 also.

About the same height. 66? Yeah. All right. What size? Wait. Oh. Pull up his weight and penis, girl.

He's 265. 265? Yeah. And that's him now. I wonder if he played at 265. What's the circumference? Two inches. Okay.

Yeah. This was a lot. I want Cam to have an offensive line in real life. Like, he needed some secure. Like, nobody should feel like they should be able to do that shit to you, you. Yeah. Like, at all. Like, not even a little bit.

But shout out to his hat. But his stupid hat ain't fall off. Didn't fucking move at all. Why would you think that it will fall off, though? It's a hat. Because it's, no, but his hair is in the middle of it. No, but, look, his hair is clearly in the middle of it. His hair is clearly in the middle of it.

But this girl's crazy. The hair is clearly in the middle of it, making it. Making it stick. But why are you so crazy, I've seen people wear hats like that and still can get knocked out. Back in the day, everybody used to cut,

they used to cut holes in the middle of they fitted caps. He made a good hole. He what? He made a good hole. He made a good hole. Yeah, for his blocks to come out. What are you doing that?

You building these sideballed pussy? You made this sound like, what the hell, Taylor? He made a good hole. Yo, what makes a good hole, Taylor? What makes a good hole? You know that's being said. No, what makes a good hole, Taylor?

You know what that's been said by a plastic surgeon for him to? That's a good hole. But can you just tell us what makes a good hole? What makes a good hole? When it comes to what Camden with his hat? Yeah, so his locks could keep his hat to, yeah. So you're not going to give him any credit for keeping his hat on during that fight? I think it wasn't going to ever fall off.

Also, the fact he's tall, he's so much taller than his assailants. Exactly. It was nothing. There was no win. Threatening that hat. You know what I mean? Shoot the camera. What else we got, Taylor?

Oh, the Trump shit. The sneakers? The sneakers. Here's the thing. I don't, I forgot who it was on Fox News. Who was the guy? I gave him donkey a day, too. Oh, yeah.

Like, black people love sneakers. Yes, but forget all of that. That's silly. He said Trump is a master of culture. Yeah. And he said Trump understands culture better than any politician. Probably ever. Yeah.

And he's probably right. Of course. With the exception of maybe like three other presidents. Barack. Barack. Bill. Bill. Historically?

Barack. Yeah. Bill. I'm talking about how had your finger on the post of what was going on in America at the time. on the finger on the post because barra- here's the thing when you're a president

and you can get mass majority of people to come out and vote for you you have your finger on the finger on the post to me it's three maybe four a matter that I think about it

Trump, Obama, Clinton, Reagan okay and JFK yeah JFK had that that's what I'm saying and you know you might people might

people don't want to mention Reagan Reagan definitely had it wait why what was Reagan doing that was so effective he just tapped in that everything that Trump is currently tapping into now. You know what I mean? He absolutely did.

And I think that's where Democrats lose the messaging battle. They lose the messaging battle because they don't understand the language of politics today. Forget Trump's sneakers. Trump only did this to get these computers, Putin. He only did this to get motherfuckers talking. And it worked in every single way. What president goes to sneaker coming? Yeah.

But you should. Yeah. If you're running for president, you shouldn't leave no stone unturned. You should go every motherfucking place. Yeah. He went to SneakerCon and people got mad at me when I said this, but this is what I was attempting to say, but you motherfuckers don't listen, so let me spell it out for you.

He had everybody talking about this shit all week long. Joe Biden, Vice President Harris, they did things last week. They did actual things that impacted policy and legislation. Like, they did some good things. Can you name them? I had a conversation with some people, man, because I was talking to people on the left,

left media. And I was saying to them that what Fox News does so well is if I do an interview, right? Right now I'm talking. I can say this sentence right here. I think Donald Trump is a threat to democracy. You know, this guy led an attempted coup of this country.

And everybody just acts like it was a, you know, a bunch of kids wild in that space. spring break in Florida, right? Yeah, it was. And then I can say, but Joe Biden is an uninspiring candidate who has no main character energy.

Fox is going to take that to. Yeah. They're going to take the Joe Biden clip and they're going to amplify it and they're going to play it over and over and over on their network. Instead of the left, taking the first part of what I said and amplifying it on that network,

those idiots respond to what Fox said. You know what I'm saying? And then that's what these conversations happened. where Taylor's mom thinks, I'm going to vote for Trump. You know what I'm saying? Are these brilliant political scientists can go on these platforms and say things like, Charlemagne is a threat to democracy and Killamike's a threat to democracy?

Y'all aren't listening. Yeah. And y'all are actually, as smart as you all are, the academics that you all are, you're losing the culture war too. Yeah, the tricky thing is that the media has its own objective, right? It's just to get views. but the media also serves the government in a lot of ways, especially the traditional media.

And it feels as if the media does not want Trump to win, but they're okay with Nikki Haley winning on both sides. Like, I think Democrats are totally okay if there's a establishment politician in there. Either it's Biden, it's Nikki Haley, I don't know who else would actually run. Their fear is definitely Trump. And it's because all the people who eat and they eat real good, they eat. eat off of the decisions made by the establishment. They might not be able to eat the same way when you have a political outsider like Trump out there.

Now, Trump might make all the same decisions that the establishment made, but it's just another layer of insecurity. You know, if you're the military industrial complex in America and you know that Congress is going to keep on giving you billions of dollars to make weapons because they're not giving that money to Ukraine, they're giving it to us here in America to make weapons, you don't want a president's going to come in here and stop the war. you're like, yeah, we made a trillion dollars where the weapons.

Don't, don't fuck this up for us. Trump ain't going to stop no war, though. But the fact that he potentially couldn't he's saying it makes them go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on over here? Wait until he offered reparation. That's going to be the next thing. You think he's going to do it? Yes, it's an election here.

Oh, wow. Like, watch. I can see Trump saying, I'm black people who deserve reparations. Y'all going to get it under me. I don't think you do. I don't think you give them sneakers and reparations. There's one of the other. Man, shut the fuck.

You don't need to do both for black people to vote for you. Black people already on board of a Trump. I don't know one black person not voting for Trump. That's a lot. You're just making. Who? Taylor voting for Trump twice. Taylor voting for Trump twice.

You know what so interesting about the sneakers, though? What? People thinking sneakers, sneakers and sneaker culture are just a black thing. It's in itself racist. And I ain't talking about people on Fox News. I'm talking about you motherfuckers that are. black saying stupid shit like this.

Like sneaker culture is sneaker culture. I think sneaker cultures is inspired by black culture. I don't think it is specifically black. I think they're like certain places that care more about sneakers than others. For example, New York. Sneaker culture is really New York culture. I mean, I think...

I mean, I'm talking to New York culture. When I say sneaker culture, I'm talking about the business of it. Even the culture of it, because there's so many sneakers that are popular right now that are based on skateboarding. There's so many sneakers that are popular that are not just like a traditional basketball shoe. But sneaker culture is a place where you walking around your sneakers are.

Like, L.A. or California got no sneaker culture because you in your car all the time. In New York, that's our car. So we care about sneakers more than any other place. Because y'all walking. That's the only way that we could flex. Listen, I said this on Breakfast Club last week because I was trying to explain that, yo, just because a person gets Donald Trump sneakers, it don't mean that they support Trump. I said, you're going to have some sneakerheads.

I said this last week, and Angela Rye got mad at me, but I said you're going to have some sneaker heads out there that are going to get that $399 sneaker. The resale value is $2,500. One guy bought a pair for $9,000. Yeah, think about it. If you buy sneakers, do you support sweatshop labor? No, you just want sneakers that are fire. So if you think that sneakers fire, say again? No, to your point, sneaker heads love sneakers that look good. That's it. They love sneakers that have great retail value. That shit with

$2,500 last week is $4,000 this week. Let's go, Trump. Now, that's a great foot. Let's go. everybody got mad at fat Joe why play the clip why do you tell people fine feet now the mayor's gonna call me everybody's gonna call me

they say you whiling out Joe why you got the truck look man's the first one Joe you I'm a sneaker collector I don't know what none of these guys did I collect sneakers the rarer the better

No, I didn't pay for these sneakers. Sorry. I didn't pay for these sneakers. They knew I had to have because I'm the biggest in the game. I mean, what world is- Where he can have a record label called Terror Squad that is promoting gangster rap music, and he has to apologize for buying the sneakers

of the 45th president of the United States of America. He definitely didn't apologize. I mean, there's nothing to apologize. Please, I didn't pay for him. If you explained it, you're losing, yo. But you said it first. He didn't even have to do the video. Because why you didn't bring more attention to it?

Because you don't support Trump. So being that you don't support Trump, Joe, we love you, Joe. It's okay if you're on team, you know, Don. He's not on Team Don. That's okay. Fat Joe is a notorious sneaker head. He's a sneaker collector.

And he's right. And he's really good at picking president. They only made like 400 of these sneakers, I think. Yeah. So the rare of the better, like he said, and them shit is going for $4,500 in resale value. Bro. That's all I'm saying.

He don't need the money. Like, we just got to. I'm with you, but it's an addiction when you're a sneaker hey. He don't need the money, bro. I'm with you, but it's an addiction. I'm not making no excuse. I'm just saying it's an addiction. I can understand it.

Bro. This is what I want us to start being able to do. Man, shut up, man. If you love Don't. Shut up. What's wrong with that? Fat Joe? Yeah.

And Terror Squad? Yeah. they're not to be played. I just said that. I believe that they're not to be play with. He's going to think you playing. Listen, Joseph. He's going to have to walk up to you and tell you that he does not support Donald Trump.

Let me tell you something. I know that you don't play. I know that you could do whatever you want to do. I also know that you're an incredibly wealthy, wealthy, successful man that would love a nice little Uncle Donnie P. tax break. You know why Joe is a wealthy man? because he sees a good deal. $3.99? Going for $4,000?

That's an appreciating asset. Yeah, but he's going to save so much more when Uncle Donnie T. Man, shut up, man. Does $4,000 even mean anything to Fred Joe, though? That's what I'm trying to say. That guy's so successful rich. Why are you counting people's pockets?

The same way why you do. He's counting people's pockets. Why you don't know what Joe got going on? The same way where you count people's pockets is what we're saying. Yeah, but he's a collector. He's not. Re-seller.

Who gives us a fuck. What happened to your morals? Why? I'll let them talk to you like. He's the rarest of the rare. Don't let them talk to like that. You saw, I think, I feel like it's silly, though. I feel like it's silly because he didn't have to promote it.

You say morals. What's immoral about what he do? Wait, you think that's a moral? If he's again, I'm not going to buy something if I don't support the person. He didn't buy. He got to be free. But why even promoted? I agree with that.

Because he knows that Uncle Donnie T should be president of United States again. You said it's immoral. I wonder why is it immoral? I think it's unethical is what you meant. It's not immoral. I don't even know if it's unethical. I just know that we live in the world. It's not breaking a moral law or code.

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying if it's not. Inconsistent, to say the least. Okay. The wildest thing about all of the shit. Yeah, why are you angry at me? I'm trying to help you. I'm not angry.

You're always angry at me, yo. Is something going on? Oh, my God. The wildest thing about all of this shit, is that everybody is actually. like we're in normal time. That one thing that we need to talk about in America is how America can really act like some shit is normal when we know it's not.

When the apocalypse happens, any shit going to change. Yeah. We're going to keep doing whatever we doing. It might have already happened. It might have already fucking happened. And we don't take it, like, listen, we didn't take nothing to, oh, you're not going to,

you're not going to listen to God. God's going to pull up right now and be like, what's happening? I'm back. Bro, you don't look. Nothing like we thought. Exactly. Everybody goes.

Everybody going to start clowning, y'all. Everybody going to start clowning, y'all. It's hard to shake Americans, bro. Listen, we have the oldest man. My homie Carlos came to school on 9-11, saw the building go into, saw the plane go into the building and still showed up. Get the fuck out of him. Dead ass. He showed up late to school. He came in.

Mom, I think we're going to be late. Todd. Fuck. He pulled up late to school, and I was like, yo, why'd you come? He goes, bro, I only had one more absence left. Yo. Oh, so you was already there. I'm already here.

He showed up late. I'm like, bro, why'd you even come? He goes, bro, I only have one more absence left. Son. Listen, Americans don't give a fuck, but New Yorkers really don't get up. Because we used to see it everything. No, y'all, that's not true. We're desensitized to it.

That's absolutely true. Y'all don't give up. Y'all not used to seeing everything because there's some shit that we're about to see that we never seen. But y'all don't give a fuck. Nobody, by the way, nobody gives a fuck. Nothing phases New Yorkers, bro. This shit right here makes everybody in New Yorker. Because for years in New York, people will walk right by you act like they don't see you.

Now when they want to act like they don't see you, they just keep looking down to their phone. And guess what? They really don't see you. But we used to ignore people to their face. That's the thing. Good old face. Yeah, we were born in the darkest. We have the oldest president ever in the history of presidents in the White House.

We have a guy who's got 91 criminal charges, four indictments, two impeachments, still running. Yeah. Busting everybody's ass. Because black people know a real one. It's not black. Black people know a real one. Is Donnie not a real one? Black people have nothing to do with Donald's.

Can you play what he said? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so great. I only see the blacks. Yeah. I only see the blacks. I didn't understand the joke.

The lights are so bright. The white people were blending in with a light. Oh, so that was a dist of white people then. Yeah. He only sees the black. He only sees the blacks. No. kind of sending.

No, he's just the fucking man. These lights are so bright in my eyes that I can't see too many people out there. But I can only see the black ones. I can't see any white ones, you see. That's how far I've come. That's how far I've come. That's a long, that's a long way, isn't it? He's nice.

He's also admitting me gracious. We come a long way together. He's like how far I used to be. You know, look out for I come. I don't even see you're great in my eyes that I can't see too many people out there. But I can only see. By the way, he's talking at a black event. Yeah.

He understands, man, how to communicate. Like, it's just, come on, bro. Donnie T. He doesn't how to communicate? He's one of the greatest communicators. What do you mean? You're crazy. If you think Donald Trump's not a good communicator, you're crazy.

Taylor, that was funny. You love him. He's a comedian at a good communicator. You love him. I don't. Time about something. Listen to what you just said. Come on, Tara.

You said he's a comedian, but he's not a good communicator. Comedians are the best communicator. Facts. Humor is the best form of communication. There's nothing better. It cuts through. It cuts through. What's better than humor?

What's better than humor? Someone that actually has a genuine heart and you're concerned about your feeling. You can't name three of them right now. That sounded wild gay. You can't name three of them right now. You ignore those type. You don't amplify those type. It's true.

You can't name three of them right now. Funny shit. Cuts through. You want to tell some of the truth? Make them laugh, but they'll kill you. If I tell you to name three funny people right now, you can name them off the top of your head. Go, name three funny people.

Have my heart. You're funny. You're any true. Okay, and that's the weed aren't even the tip of the iceberg. All right, name three black people. See how hard it is? See how hard it is? See how hard it is?

Now, name three good-hearted people that you love to hear from. Issa Rai. Issa does it through humor. Issa does it through humor. Humor. Humor. No Malcolm X speeches. Okay, fine.

Michelle Obama. I don't think you're checking for Michelle like that. That's so disrespectful. You're not checking for Michelle like that. What's disrespectful? You're not checking for Michelle like that. What's disrespectful? You just said name three people.

Like what? But you, Michelle, now name another one. My mother. That's fucking. We ain't never heard you mama's speeches. I have. But most people have it. Now, do I think your mama's speeches slap?

Absolutely. Them shit is fire. Okay. Your mother's way with one. words and incredible. And she doesn't have to cuss people out until. She does. I love it.

I'm not going to lie. But you know, due to a lot of my childhood trauma, I like that type of abuse. So when she's off crazy to me, I love it. You know what I'm doing? I love it. That shit makes me feel warm, you know what I mean? She'd be like, shut the fuck up and do what I ask you do. And I'd be like, yes.

This guy's invincible, though. This guy's invincible. I'm serious. He's really bane. This is bane. There's nothing you can say to this, motherfucker. It's true. There's really not, and I wish people would understand that.

The more you abuse him, the more he likes it. This guy likes it. Listen, man, I have seen myself every which way. But loose. Your butt loose? What do you mean your butt loose? You said that all I heard of my head was, Butt loose, butt loose.

Butt loose. Put on your Sunday shoes. Butt loose, butt loose. Bulls. What else we got? Man, what the fuck is this Hulu trailer? Yes, I blame you. I blame you, Andrew.

They made a documentary about their love. Hold on. That's fire. It's nice. Why can't we just support white love? It's pop culture's biggest stories. Taylor and Travis are clearly in love. And stream now.

Dive into the world's biggest relationship. What does it all mean for their future? TMZ investigates Taylor and Travis. Stream on Hulu now. Hold on. Why can't we support white love? They only been going out for three months. They're not married.

Exactly. I'm not even joking. You got to cut this stuff. It's crazy. It's ridiculous. Why is it ridiculous? Every dude that Lori Harvey dates that's a whole fucking...

There's no documentary. She don't even got bangers like that. There's no documentary or anything. They're not even married. This is ridiculous. We need to document this. She's the most famous person and the greatest artist of our time. And he's a pretty good football player.

They're not married, bro. You don't. You know, it's crazy. People are throwing Taylor Swift parties where it's like they'll rent out a room, sell a bunch of tickets, and then they have a Taylor lookalike come and just perform. That's far. That's Elvis. A hundred dollars ticket. That's Elvis. That's Michael Jackson.

She's the Michael Jackson of our time. Y'all don't believe it. Now you're starting to realize it. Beyonce had to do country music so she can compete. We know what Taylor's capable of. Taylor's so big right now that everybody's using her. Yeah. And what I mean by that is you got Donald Trump.

saying she would never endorse Joe Biden. I did this for artists, so she might possibly endorse me. I don't know if he said that might possibly endorse me, but Joe Biden was like, she endorsed me in the last election. He said that on Steph Meyer, fucking Deadpool's 3. They put in our little Easter egg that she might be playing dazzling. So she might be in Deadpool 3. Like, everybody's using Taylor. Taylor going to be at the Black Effect

Podcast Festival. I didn't want to say nothing, but now that I think about it, she's going to be at the Black Effect Podcast Festival, April 27th in Atlanta, Georgia at Pullman Yards, man. He really need to get your tickets from event right. You told him that. I know I was supposed to be a secret, but, you know. I'm not going to allow you. I don't like you use him Taylor like that.

Why? Because it's disrespectful to her. Taylor is going to be a TV. But she is going to be a machos, Alex. That's a great thing that you put that out there. Every venue. He's coming to every venue? Yeah.

Because Travis fucks with you. You know what I'm saying? Travis fucks me. Probably the greatest football player of all time. Now he's the greatest. Greatest tight in Greatest tight end. Might be great.

Might be greatest tight in. Might be greatest tight in, yo. All right. Like Travis Kelsey, Tony Gonzalez. Google greatest titans of all time. Shout out to Tony, but Tony don't got the rings. My man got the rings. Alex, Google, put, matter of fact,

greatest NFL tight ins. Why? You'd be on Pornhub. What? Greatest NFL titans. What, Taylor, what? Teller, tell me. Who we got?

That's not. Also, we better do something. I'm asking it is because I got a daughter to get on to and I do not play around with my 6 o'clock. I am home with that baby. Let's do some of it. I love that too, bro. I love that.

Every day. I love that. I love that. When I say I love that so much, let's go to some assing idiots, Taylor, because Alex is having such a hard time fighting, finding tight ends. Because all he knows is loose.

You like them loose. Yeah, I don't know. You're a lot. Let us be immature. Can we? For two hours in a week, can we come in here? be immature idiot men. Your fathers, yo.

They're like, come home, man. You're a butt fucker. A fudge packer. You're a buttfucker. You're a Rottie Fudge Packer. You're a Rottie Fudge Packer. You really are. You're like stuff in fudge and butts.

You're a buttfucker. You know what is your rat in a show? You know this lives on lie, right? Your daughter's going to see this with it. That's okay. She'll know that you're a buttfucker. You pack fudge and my daughter is going to see a very, very well-rounded in the world.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'm all of these things, okay? I'm all of these things. I'm all these things. I did, I did, I'm not. I'm not no, I'm not no model. By the way, and we need to start, that's the problem with the world we're in.

People forget how multifaceted humans are. Y'all don't even know how everybody's making themselves so one-dimensional and it's so weird. Use your hands to describe your perfect dick length. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, my God. The crazy part, I started to go. He said, when I realized what I was doing, that's too crazy, bro.

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Lewis Hungry says, too soon, but does Andrew Drake any titty milk yet? Hell yeah. Okay, talk to me. Yeah, I drink it. Man. I don't know. I mean,

I don't think it's I don't think it's better than milk. Why don't we drink human milk on the regular? It is a peculiar thing that we drink animal milk enough, but it's just hard to get it out of them ducks. Once you have a baby, after it stops producing, it's hard to do it. Not if you keep doing it.

My wife won't let me take it out the tap. That's the one thing that's a little bothersome to me. Really? I want to go right from the tap. You remember that time we were in London and my wife, when she left the, sorry, the pump broke or whatever it was. You got to do what you got to do sometimes. My boy.

So you went out there and you just sucked it out? What? You sucked out the milk, that ass? You got to do, yes. That's my boy. That's my boy, bro. She was in pain. Like, their milk like that gets.

Yeah, it hurts. Yeah, it hurts. Yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah. Got to do what you got to do, my boy. You're going to dend it with your hand? Nah, you got to suck that out. You don't waste that nectar.

Yeah, it's liquid gold. I had a cold sense. No way. I had a cold stench. No way. Your skin cleared up. I think. Exactly.

You're a lie. That's fine. Okay, what else we got? What else we got, Taylor, gang? Ooh, go to Jacobs Unlimited. If Shala got pregnant and had to give the baby to either... What's up with all listeners, man? If Shala got pregnant and had to give the baby to either Andrew, Alex, or Taylor, who would it be?

I mean, it's no-brainer. But why just y'all three? Why are y'all the only hot shit? I'm a dad. I'm a dad. Why do you get pregnant? You're a new dad. You barely are bad.

Yeah, but I'm more dad than you. You guys. And why would I give up my baby? Exactly. No, but you have to. Now, the one concern is, do you want to give a black baby to a white person? But why would I mean? I want to know what makes Jacobs unlimited think I would give up my baby.

No, but you have to. This scenario, you have to. You don't think I would have a rich baby daddy? Me? No. These hips don't lie. Don't fucking play with me. Let me see them hips.

Come on. Don't fucking play with me. These hips don't fucking lie. Hell cat. Hips right this. Oh, man. Damn, bro. Right.

Got some hellcat. That's a fire right there. Why hip hellcat over the head? Don't play with me. He can't got no lines for them hips. Not a single line. Who's getting the baby? None of y'all.

That's my baby. You have to. That's this scenario. That's disrespectful. Who said I got to give the baby up? I take care of a child. Jacob's Unlimited. You got to give me more context.

I need more of a story than this. Oh, a life without, okay. Oscar, be savage on him. A life without internet or a life without social media. That's not. even a question. Easy money. A life with that social media. Getting rid of social media in a heartbeat.

Yeah. Easy call. I mean it's easy call. Easy call. Is YouTube considered social media? No. Then boom, done. Okay, here. I'm, I'm for YouTube with regulations. Why? Because of the misinformation and how people are using

YouTube as a news network. People who just say anything. That's my, that's what I'm saying. Like, yo, there's too much manipulation going on YouTube. It's too much. I mean, it's going to happen on social media, too. But we also just say anything, so you've got to protect. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't just say anything.

I mean, we can't. Yeah, do. No, we don't. If y'all think we say anything, then y'all ain't looking at what's on the internet. I mean, people say even more anything, but we also do say it. It's unreal the amount of anything

that people say on social media. People do, yeah, they can't ruin people's lives. It's unbelievable. Yeah. We ideally are just saying anything to make you laugh. There are people who will say anything to really hurt people. That's fucked up. Ideally, we're just making, you know, you chuckle at home.

Yeah. You're big back fat fucks. Jesus Christ. See, Fat fucks is some alliteration that I'd been got rid of my left. You stop saying it? Yeah. It didn't hit for me, fat fuck. I thought you liked the alliteration.

Yeah. But I'm saying, I just outgrew it. When I was a child. and fat fucks used to fly. You would just say it real quick. What? Fat fuck. Well, by the way, you know what's so crazy?

You know who I've called a fat fuck more than anybody in my life? Myself. Really? Whenever somebody wants to lose weight, y'all can lie to yourselves all you want. But the first thing that you say to yourself is, I'm a fat fuck. And you're telling yourself you're a fat fuck looking down at your stomach or looking in the mirror at that big back.

It's motivational. You like, I'm a fat. Fuck. No, it's a, it's motivational. Big Mac reminded me the day that I got a little chunky. Really? How do you do it? He just told me. He said, you got a little tech.

No, no, this was back when he was talking about backing. Because he used to work with us in 2013. That's when I was fucked up physically and mentally. Raccoonite. We was in and out of the clubs all the time, drinking. You said what? Raccoon eyes, what they call you. Yes, but all of that was the, but you could visibly see it.

So it's like when I got a handle on my physical and my mental well-being and all that. All of a sudden, you got it. Absolutely. But you know what it took me? Looking in the mirror saying you are fat, fuck. Nothing will get you motivated to lose weight and unbig your back, like calling yourself a fat fuck.

And everybody out there has done it. You're lying to yourself if you said you have to. Man is good. So it shouldn't be a negative thing if you're doing it to somebody else. You're helping them. You're just trying to motivate you. You can do that with people you know and love. People you don't know, they'll take it away.

They will take it away. They will take it negatively. Your boys can be like, or your homegirls can be like, hey, you little fat fuck, you know. What if you're talking about a woman's vagina that you really enjoyed? What's the next asking idiot? I got to go. I got to see my daughter.

Bye. That's it. Anything else good? Nothing good, right? All right. As always. There was a good one. No, no, no.

I got to go to see. Do you want me to be a Debbie dad? I don't know what the good one is. Do you want me to be a dead to be dad or do you want me to just? As always. Yes, as always. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart,

you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple of idiots, you're right to. It's the brilliant of this podcast. Thank you for listening.