The Brilliant Idiots - Hip To The Krit

Episode Date: March 19, 2021

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off your first purchase. Now let's start the show. Wax is here. Yeah. Tail is here, but y'all can ignore. Don't even worry about it. Shotsie, how was your week? It was good, man. It was good. Yeah, I had a good week, man. We had Chris Hanson on this week, bro. I saw it. What is Chris Hansen doing nowadays?

Gotts them predators, bro. doing that? That show still come on? No, he's just doing it for like fun now. I love that show. I always want to beat the cops. I wanted to beat the people up instead of having the cops have me out there, me and my boys. I wish I knew you was interviewing him because I

always wanted to know that somebody steal that idea from Cameron. Because Cameron had announced that idea for the Catcher Predator way before the Catcher Predator debuted. And I always wondered did somebody from, what is he coming?

On CNBC or MSNBC, what channel was it? I think it was on NBC, and then I think they replayed it on MSNBC. I always wondered if somebody stole that idea from Cameron. Because I remember this was, I'm talking about when I say this was years ago, this was when like the only hip-hop site was all hip hop.com and S-O-H-H. And the story was like Cameron's working on this show where he's going to be setting up pedophiles and catching him in the act. And then the Chris Hanson shit came out.

I always wondered about that. When was that? could tell you. Oh, shit. I was doing radio in Columbia at the time, so this had to be like 2000, 2001.

When did the Catcher Predator start? Yeah, this was before that. When did it start? I think he did 94 to 97 or something like that. Chris Hansen? No way. Yeah. I was a teen in 94, 97.

I was 10 years old. You might have been on one of them episodes. 94, 97, no way. That was 10, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure, man. Chris, she was back in the day. There was something called,

there was something called perverted justice. And it was like an organization that was basically created to catch these pedophiles online because they were in these, like, chat rooms and shit. Yeah. And then Chris Hansen and the producers came on board and they were like, yo, why don't we, why we film this shit? It's kind of lit. And the crazy thing is the first two episodes, they didn't even have the cops.

Oh, so he was just winging it. No, like, he just did it and then they let the dude go. man. The two lucky guys. It was like, got you, you're a pedophile. And then he was like, so what happens now? And then Chris Hansen was like, I don't know. We didn't think that for an episode.

We just got the pedophiles. Yo, who's recording the pedophiles now? Because pedophiles still got to be pedophileing, right? Yeah, for real. Qanon, bro. Qan's all over that shit. Yeah, but are they recording them? No.

He was doing it before it was popular. Say what? Are they recording them, no? Like if a man pops up at a 13-year-old's house is somebody throwing them on social media? You would think you would see more of that nowadays with social media, right? Yo, Hansen said this, bro.

He was like, he was like the first episode. I was so nervous. And I was like, you're nervous that, you know, you could be confronted by the pedophile. The pedophile might try to shoot you or kill you or something like that. And he goes, he goes, nah, I was nervous. No pedophiles.

We're going to show up. What? I was like, that's what you're nervous about? He goes, then the day of, I call the producer. And I'm like, so what's going on? goes, yo, they're like, yo, you got to get over here. There's like 17 people that have confirmed they're going to come by the house. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. And he said he was like, bro, it was like a Jordan drop. I was like, how do you know about Jordans, bro? Yo, the sickness of Chris Hanson was that they named a boy band after him, yo. That show's really still coming on? That's amazing. They're doing it again with this network or this show called Crime Watchers, and they're going to do a thing called Hanson v.

a predator. He went on YouTube. He's there doing them all on YouTube. I think the moment is past for catching pedophiles. No, no, no, no. I'm just talking about for that show. Because, right, it's like, you think about human trafficking now and sex trafficking. Like, it's honestly, it seems like too serious of an issue to just have on a TV show. I mean, the show wasn't a comedy. It kind of was, bro. Like, it kind of, come on, man. There was one episode. There was one episode, his most viral moment. where this guy comes, he brings pizza and all that kind of shit,

and then Chris Hansen confronts him, and then my man asks if he could eat the pizza while they're talking. And just starts eating the pizza while they're talking, bro. I mean, listen, it was a lot of comedy in the ketchup predator. I mean, as soon as have a seat, it's like, oh, we're in for something good. Some of those run out. It's unintentional, though. It's not intentional comedy.

But the funniest part was when the people actually thought, they were leaving as if the police are not going to be outside this time. Because if we've all seen the catch a predator, as soon as you leave, you know you're not leaving. Chris Hanson goes, you're free to leave. Like, no, we might as well sit here and keep talking. They need to definitely do it and do it like have goons outside because you ain't got no consequences. You know what I'm saying? You're going to three hots in the cot.

You're about to go eat food and they're about to take care of you're going to sell. But you need to get your ass beat the fuck up and I think you'll stop this shit. Man, there was a dude. Now, Wax, you have much more experience. in prison than I do, but I heard it's not too good to be a pedophile. No, you don't. I'm saying you're going to get your ass whipped in there, but I feel like if you whipped the person ass right there, I think you'll help him out.

That's like rehab. I would rather have his ass whooped in prison by professional asswhip. Yeah. No, for real, because that's the whole point in jail, right? Like, jail's not supposed to be sweet. So not only are you locked up, you're dealing with the consequences of that. You got to deal with the predators in jail. You got to deal with the people that's going to beat your ass for what you did.

the reason why I obey the law is not out of fear of like being in a cell and then working out with a bunch of guys and like eating shitty food. The reason I obey the law is because I don't want to get raped in prison. No, no, no, no, it's all of that. Yeah, it's a whole lot to go with this. Yeah, that's sitting in the jail cell not having freedom when you want to. Oh, my God. I could do that, dude. I just did it for fucking 12 months during quarantine.

No, no, no, no, no. Not the same, Ellen. Come on, bro. Andrew DeGeneres. It's not the same. I could do it. I could do jail if there was no fear of rape. I could do jail if there's no fear of rape.

But the fear of rape keeps me out. How much you like pussy? No way. I like it a lot. Okay, well, guess what? It's not there. It's not there. How much do you like your favorite food?

Think about that. You can order whatever you want, eat whatever you want when you want. Your family. Like, a lot of things that think about. Yeah, there's a lot of things in jail isn't what? I don't know what you think. is, but it's not, jail is just hanging around with dudes

that got cool stories to get out of like, out of, man the stories over and over again. What'd you do to get in here? Like, I just want to have those conversations, dude, like, let's talk.

It's just a podcast. Think about it. Jail's just a long podcast. That's all it is when you think about. Think about sitting around your homeboys, right? And then one of them say some wild shit like, man, I'm horny. And you'd be like, all right, man,

I'm a head out. Can't do that in jail when that guy's sitting around like, hey, man, I'm a horny. You got to let one out. Well, see, that's the fear. You'd be like, I'm gonna head out. You said, you want to do head what? I was thinking the same thing.

You see what I'm saying? You're afraid of the rape. But what if they had like some sort of machine that like sucked off all the inmates so none of them were horny, right? They just milked up like dairy cows. That's kind of dope, yo. Dr. Johnston should actually make that. They got like a mouth right now and fake asses. Why don't they give it to them?

I think people will be okay. They do that and it calms everybody down. You wake up first thing in the morning before you go to chow. You know, you get your dick sucks. by the machine, okay? They can study the sperm or do whatever they want with it. I don't care.

It's this thing called freedom, guys. We take it for granted because we have it. Right? But let them put... Charming, you've been locked in your house for the last year. You haven't gone out to dinner

not one time. I'd much rather be locked in the house than locked in jail. All right, fine. What if you could go to jail with your wife? No. No. Jail just ain't it.

Jail is disgusting. That's what you said. You ain't been there? Jell ain't. You never been locked up at all shows? Ever? Yo, y'all are mad scared, man.

I was so scared Experience is the best teacher, bro Hey, hey, hey Let's talk to the jail expert Alex Alex is done more time than everybody in here I would never go back to jail

Thank you Al went to jail in Sweden He basically was just chilling in an IKEA for about a month And he said it was cool He said he was calm He was thinking right

He was meditating When the fucking go wild out It were four walls Alex, what was the biggest thing you missed when you was in jail? Exactly what you guys said Freedom, man. freedom.

He said he was reading, mad books catching up on trashy reality shows. Like, he said he was really reading and the best life out there, bro. You can't even watch TV when you want to. Think about that.

Think about that. You can't even watch TV. Nah, we had a TV in my room. Oh, yeah? Oh, you had a good one here. They have cell phones in jail now. You're not supposed to have them? Yeah, but they have.

I have a fiancee. I can't watch TV when I want to now. What is this life where you just get to watch TV whenever you want? They are definitely the warden, yo. Wives are definitely the warning, bro. Let me tell you. be serious. We get to watch

it with more comfortable stuff, but come on bro. Like, the shitty thing about jail is getting murdered, shanked, or raped? My name is Tom. And I have a fear of going to jail and being annually raped. That's the shittiest part of that. That's all part of it, but really the shittiest part of jail is the lack of freedom.

Yo, if somebody goes, do you want to get raped or do you want to not be free? That's the quickest answer I'll ever give in my entire life. Wait a minute. No, no, no. it depends. How much time. Bro.

Listen, your mind going to be in prison. Charlie, wait, wait, wait. You would prefer to get raped by an inmate whenever they wanted and have your freedom or you would prefer

to not have your freedom but then there's no raping you. Well, let me think about this. This shit feel like algebra. Say that shit again now. What you say? Do you want dicks in your ass or not? Period.

The real thing. No, I'm going to tell you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to tell you. Hey, do you want to want to. Hey, do you want dicks in your ass, but you get to watch TV whenever you want. Hold on, hold on. Let's forget the rape and jail shit for a second. We're not talking about rape in jail.

Let's talk consensual sex with the same sex. This is a great would you rather. What if somebody says, this is a good one, somebody says life in jail, I get to penetrate your asshole. I'm already dead in my brain. You're already dead in your brain. Don't you get fucking done? This is one penetration.

It's a single penetration in and out. One pump of the piston. Yes, our life in prison. But it's one pump. I ain't say one pump, man. However long it takes you to fuck on the regular, however long it takes you to nut. Whatever your personal average nut is,

that's how long this person gets to penetrate you. Henny Dick. No, this is a good one. Forget to take the R word out of it. Hold on. Henny Dick. Henny Dick is tricky because my ass so tight, I don't even think he's going to get in.

You need to be fully hard You want to get in this ass Y'all got, yo listen, y'all can't be this homophobic Life in prison Are, I'm getting a little penis penetration

No way I'm getting a little penetrate Your brain is in prison Probably like that shit too Your brain is in prison Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Taylor Taylor chill out

Hell out Your D-Tal out You all right Crack is really good too Right, you know how many times Crack is said No girls always say that shit And by the way, Wax line

I'm I lying? You've been to jail. What the fuck that got to do anything? So when you go to jail, you get plugged? That's not it. No, hold up. Wax. Here's a good question.

Have you ever hidden anything in your rectum? Never. You're a liar. You ain't never boof something? If I did, I probably put it right there, but nothing went in. You're lying. No, no, no, no, no, no. You were boof and stuff like that.

Did you hold something between your cheeks? Stop lying, bro. They told me. You did it? I was speaking. What are you're a home boy? How long was the blood? Listen, listen.

How long was the blood? And it was not even between my cheeks. It was like right inside of my balls right there. I just had to put right this. No, no, no, no, no. That's not true. Hey, wax. Tell the true story.

I'm there. Seriously. I put the blunt right inside of my ball because the boys pulled us over. Stop it, bro. Say the one about when you were sick in jail. Remember you were sick in jail, you were thrown up. That never happened. You were sick in jail and brought up and you booked a peptobizmal to get it in there

because they didn't want to give you no pepto bismol. What am I having in jail? No, no visible. Listen, so you never did that in your cheeks? Never put nothing in my cheeks, bro. If I did it. You just said you did it. He told me the story before.

Listen, I know, because I put it through the front. I didn't put it through the back. I put it right through the side of the fucking be sitting down the car. Do people do it? Mad people boof. They always do that. That's how they fucking survive in jail. So why don't you just boof a dick one time and then you're free?

Boof a dick over boofing. Yes, life in prison. Swack, you telling me that you would take life in prison. prison over letting somebody penetrate your butt. Listen, I'm going to tell you this. God would give you peace in anything in life. I've seen people with no legs. They're happy as hell.

So you'll find peace inside a jail. There's no way your mind. You don't think they would take a dick in the butt to have their legs? You think God won't give you some peace because you got a little penis penetration? I think about that shit every fucking day. Your brain is in prison. You don't want that shit. You just said, why would your brain be in prison?

You will get fit. What happened if you nut? You could go in and then you can. could enjoy it. Now you're not in prison. You're in heaven. Wax lying. There's no way. There's nobody on earth that's choosing life in prison over getting penetrated by a penis. And I even, when I was in there, I said, I wouldn't even do this my worst enemy. I'd rather sit there hit you up and do you a favor before I put you in jail. You see what I'm saying? But I would rather go in there to get smashed. Bro, magic getting smashed, bro. Hold on. So you rather go to

go to jail to get smashed? I'm not going to get smashed in jail. I ain't go, fuck. I'm doing a push-up to get in there. It's guys. It's guys. Bigger than you. I don't give a fuck. They'll jump you. You think I'm not my people. Hold on. When I go in jail, believe me, just like when I did go,

everybody, yo, what's up? Like, they already see exactly what time in it is. Nope. You think that your people say, be like, yeah, he's cute. Yo, look at the way he wears. Yeah. You know what time is.

Because fuck that. I'm ugly. That's right. Turn them on, wax. Do the push up. Keep working out. Turn them on. Turn them on.

Keep doing them push up. I even get you. Keep doing it, bro. Yo. We should have a brilliant idiotist, Paul. There's nobody that's going to take life in prison over getting penetrated by one, by a penis one time. What about anything else? Any man.

I don't care what you say. But one right here. It depends. If you're old, if you're like 99, then maybe I'll take jail. But if you have your whole life ahead of you, 100%. How do you know what you got ahead of you? Nobody knows they got ahead of them. So you're going to get smashed and then next year you know tomorrow, you get hit by bus.

I'd rather play my cards outside. Well, that's playing too many cars. Life, man. This is life in prison, wife. Life in jail, bro. I hear you. And then you're going to feel stupid because you're going to feel stupid because you're You're going to be in jail and around year 20,

you're going to be like, man, fucking, I'm getting the boyfriend. I ain't going to. You're like, I got to just fuck somebody 20 years ago and stayed out of here. I'm going to have some light as my hands or something. Here's the question, right? Knowing that once this sexual act is over, you have your freedom, right? Your brain not free. Are you going to try to do whatever it takes to make the sexual act go quicker?

Like, are you going to talk dirty a little? Like, you're going to throw it back? You're going to throw that shit back? Yeah. Like, honestly, I might get a wax before. Huh? I might get a wax before. You know what I mean?

I might shave. I'm like, what? I'm just saying, like, I just want to go faster. So whatever, guess it's not quicker, I'm going to do. So you think you're more attractive? You think you're more attractive because you shave? Oh, man. Yeah, well, he don't have to look at this tough to hair that's just covering my booty hole.

You'd be doing tricks that you do on you, on him, grabbing his balls. I get on top. I get on top. I'll be riding on top. All right, let's switch to sexual life. Head. Yeah. Life in prison or head from a man.

Not happening. I want no man to me. I'm not even going to get. He's not true. He's lying. I got one. I got one. He's lying.

He's lying. I got one. I got one. Life in prison or there's a three-inch dildo that is on a wall. You just got to back up. You just got a backup. While juvenile back that ass up playing. That's it.

Juvenile back that ass on the other. I don't know why y'all want this. Juvenile back that ass up got to be playing while wax is just backing up. What other guy just licked your ass? Whoa. Why'd me? You, Taylor, that shit is mad gay. Taylor, why would you say that, Taylor?

Taylor, that shit is wild. She's out of control. Wax got to cut it up. You were out of control. We're just talking about dicks in the butt. Not licking, bro. That's the next level, Taylor. You just said give head, though.

So I'm just saying, like. One more time. Just the last sexual act. Would you let a man wax? Nope. Lick your cheek. Not even put the tongue in your ass. Just lick your cheek.

So you don't go to jail for life. Why is this happening? Why is this dick? Even around me. If I'm about to go to jail, you think I want somebody whisper in my ear like, yo, I lick your ass and be okay. No, it's not going to be okay. Okay, so, all right, listen, because you nasty.

You ain't caught. You ain't court. Judge, like, I'm going to give you 30 years. Lloyd's, like, coming to the chamber real quick, we're going to make you a deal. The judge lifts up his robe. He ain't wearing nothing. He's like, all you got to do is lick my left cheek.

Just lick it. One quick time, like how to do it on Christmas story, lick the pole. He's just, turn it up. And you don't go to jail for life. Listen, bro, that's wild shit. Why are you thinking about this?

So now we get in there. You see how the negotiations starting to work a little bit, show. You see how he and a little shit and shit. He could do like, just we call it, your friend in the show. He was about to give him head and he took the dick off. Oh, Dave, Lil Dickie, the negotiations. So listen, all you got to do is lick the judge's left-ass cheek and you skate. Two different things.

You either got to lick. ass, ass cheek, or you go on your knees and you just stand in front of him and then you keep your eyes close and then he comes up to you and he just swings his dick and balls and just hits you in the

face with it, kind of like a car wash. You know those things that are that nobody else. But you're but you're not doing anything. You are completely neutral.

Their eyes are closed. You're literally a car. Which one would you do for your freedom? You want automation? For my freedom, I don't think I would have to keep on pitching that in my face or all the rest of my life. No. And I don't know when I was.

What if you didn't know until you opened your eyes? Like he was done and you opened your eyes. I'm not getting my, yo, you understand what you're saying? We're talking about life in prison. I understand that. Life in prison with a clear mind. Yo, every single day I'm going to wake up to the,

no one, somebody smack their balls in their dick on my face. Man, you're looking at this all wrong. You're looking at this all wrong. Every single. You're looking at this all wrong. Every time you watch your face, you're like, damn, man, it had to get a new face. But guess what? Nope.

My perspective would be, who. Outside is beautiful today. Okay? That's what's going to keep you going. You ain't going to be proud of yourself waking up in jail for life. And all you had to do is let somebody slap their balls on your face. What you say it? Like, it's no sense, man.

I know people went through that. I'm sorry you I have to go through that because that's out of control, bro. And people do it for worse and for less. I was going to say, so there's nothing, y'all would, y'all always choose freedom. Nothing will make you want to go. Man, what is wrong? Why is this even, I can't even believe this is a tough choice for y'all. No, I'm not talking about any, I'm just saying in general, anything.

There's nothing that will make y'all be like, I'm going to choose life of prison than that. Life of a word. For you, for you? For you in, no. No. Life in prison? Bro, we're talking about life. Do you know what life is?

You can still live. That's what life is. Living. What? Life is still living. You want to be mentally okay. That ain't living, wax. That's more living than having your mind messed up.

Jail is being alive and being dead. I understand that, but you can still be alive. You're a dead man walking. They might as well just bury you alive. Right now, a guy escaped from jail. They're looking for him right now. You see what I'm saying? He ain't really escaped.

They put him out. You know what I'm saying? They put him in the wrong pod or whatever the case. and God might go and bless me and get me out of jail one day. But if I even might get out of jail, I got to know that I got somebody balls was on my face before.

That's kind of wild. Alex. Let me ask Alex, man. Alex, go about Alex. Alex. What's up? Serious question. Any of the scenarios we just said to you,

penetration, getting head, letting somebody slap their balls on your face. Any of those three are life in prison? I can't do life in prison. I'll just say I can't do life in prison. Alex, what are you saying? I can't do life in prison.

I understand, bro. I don't want to do life in prison either. I mean, Alex is saying D, all of the above. All right? Whatever's on the menu, he's eating, but he knows what he's not eating. And that's life in prison. Okay? Wax, you like pussy a lot, too, though.

I understand that. But I'm saying, my hand is not that bad. I'm saying, I just had a fucking baby, you know. Two months before the baby and basically two months, after the baby for my baby no more. Yeah, exactly. My son can come see me. And by the way, you would curse your son out, worse than Kirk Franklin cursed his out. If you did that for your son and he disrespected you. That's what I'm trying to say. Charlotte, be honest. Could you ever tell your son anything if he found out

that you got smashed? It depends. Depends how bad he disrespect me in the house one day. I'm serious. Because, you know, that's what fathers do, right? Fathers are whole shit over you. Like, I paid for this. for you. I did this for you. You motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? You might get so mad. My motherfucker, I took a dick for you. But guess what? And then the next argument, he's going to tell everybody, you know, like, let's see you. Why, you took a dick. Now one man. I'm not that homophobic. Can you really give someone a curfew?

I'm in touch with my feminine side. I'm telling you right now. And you can quote me on this. Y'all can chop this up, edited it, circulated on the internet, however y'all want to. I'm taking a dick before I go to jail for life. All right. I'm letting you. You're mental will be fucking. No, it won't. I'm telling you it won't. That's what meditation is for.

Man, ain't enough meditation in the world. You got to keep your eyes closed for the rest of your life then. I'm going to, me and the therapist, going to have a lot to talk about. A lot. Okay? And by the way, I'm not going to feel bad. Because I'm going to weigh it out, right? Dick in the ass or life in prison.

Yeah. Brain in prison. Brain in prison. That's what you're going on. Nope, I'm fine. Listen, let's do some positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot, man. Should we pay some bills for us and come back to that?

Okay, let's take a break. We didn't mean to come in that hot guys. Everybody listened to the podcast. We didn't mean to come in that hot. We usually warm up to this. I got mad comments a couple weeks ago. They were like, yo, why is it that every time Charlotte asked Andrew what he thought was positively brilliant this week,

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Great. No, seriously. I really, I don't know why I wonder how he smells. Great. Yeah, fresh. I mean, by the end of it, it was very much like Jamison, but. in the beginning. He gets fucked up.

My man was going for it. He was going for. Did he tell you all that beforehand? Or he just walked in and started licking and was like pour up? Yeah, I think it was more like saw the liquor pour up. Let's get busy and let's get down to it. And that guy just, wow, man. I mean, absolutely fucking hysterical.

Probably one of the funniest podcasts I've ever been part of. I understand he's a very polarizing figure for good reason. But he... Everybody is. He said what I thought, he said what I thought was the best argument that I've ever heard for reparation. Okay. He said, because we asked him, Alex asked him, he's like, how do you feel about reparations? He's like, he's like, I support it, but I think it should come from the businesses that profited off of slavery and the businesses that profited off of the disenfranchisement of black people.

So if there's a specific business, right, that you know was making money. off of basically selling this thing. Like some of these banks probably were the ones who hold in the mortgages. You basically took out a mortgage by a human being. Like if those banks are still around today, if those banks are Bank of America and they made tons of money on it, well, and pay to fuck up because he brought an interesting point. He goes, if you're some poor white guy that works at fucking, you know, some diner in the middle of Arkansas, and then people are going, yo, your privilege, you need to start paying

some of your money to black people. They're like, I didn't have anything to do with that. My life sucks. Why do I got to start paying? But these billion-dollar corporations that got some of them fucking billions from enslaving black people, they should pay up. I don't think that white guy's going to be mad at that. Yeah, I mean, Alex Jones is right, but that's always been the argument. Like, people have always said that.

That's always been like an age-old thing that people said. Any corporation company that is, you know, profited directly off slavery, they had a whole list. If you Google it, there's a whole list of institutions that exist now that directly benefited from slavery. And most people that fight for reparations have been saying, yeah, tax those corporations. I mean, that's something TI was out there championing the year before. I don't know if it was last year, maybe early last year, year before last. You know, even Robert Smith now with his 2% plan where he wants these corporations and institutions to give 2% of their net income per year to different black organizations. So that's always, that's always been a thing.

He's absolutely right with that. I just thought it was a really interesting argument. I've never heard about specifically the businesses that profited off of it because that's accountability 101. I think the biggest issue people have with- It's right here. 15 major corporations. I know, I believe you. I believe you. I'm just saying Lehman Brothers.

Adna Inc. J.P. Morgan Chase. New York Life. Yeah. Yeah. All I'm saying is I think the biggest issue white America has with reparations is, you know, I didn't do it. And I had nothing to do with it. So why am I paying money when I might?

not be successful right now. Well, because the ramifications of slavery are still being felt today. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but that wasn't a choice by those people. Those businesses that are still around today chose to profit off of it. 100%. And then they use those profits to build those businesses. So it's like, well, fuck them.

Yeah, but all white people benefit off that caste system that was created. You know what I'm saying? Even when people talk about the racial wealth gap in America, well, there probably wouldn't have been a racial wealth gap if there wasn't 400 years of free labor given. You know what I mean? And when the slavery was over, the slaves didn't get compensated, but the slave masters did, which is yet another example of America always dumping money into the wrong fucking shit. There's no question, 100% true.

But it wasn't something they asked for, right? It's not something that, and then some people, I'm sure, asked for racist laws. And some people have been fighting for racist laws and racist policies 100%. But some white guy that just like moved here from fucking Russia in the year, 1980. is like, dude, I don't even, I just met black people for the first time when I got here. So you know, they're not going to be, what I'm trying to talk about is the most practical way to get the money. Yeah, but you know what you tell that white person? Say what?

You know what you tell that white person who just moved here? What? Mind your business. This don't got nothing to do with you. I'm not, this is between us and the American government. You know what I'm saying? They wouldn't be talking to nothing anyway. I would tell the white dude from Russia, look, dig into your lineage.

All right. Find you a car. us find you a reason that you're old and get your money. Because nine times out of ten, you are probably owed something. Yeah. From this country. More than likely. Right. I'm just saying like, there's two ways to go about this.

There's the emotional way to go about this and you can't make the argument against racism. There's no argument against racism. There's no argument that white people have profited from racism every single white person. Like you just can't, nobody could argue that. But it's unrealistic to get the support from all these poor whites, especially in a time. where they're probably past their most white. Well, since this is democracy, right?

There's only one person that's ever leaned into support from poor white. That was Donald Trump. Like, what are the poor whites going to have to do with this situation? It's not in any way. It's not like they got to vote on reparations.

Yeah, well, they vote for the people who vote on reparations and they might not support a vote for reparations if it makes them feel as if some of their money is going to be going in somebody else's pockets for something that they don't have anything to do. I'm telling you, like, the reason why these think tanks exist in D.C.

is because they test the temperature of different theories, right? And the whole job is to go, how do people react to this? Okay, they're reacting to this poorly, so let's switch the name of it, right? The estate tax is a way better name than the death tax for the same thing. But people go, wait a minute, why should I pay taxes on my dad dying? That's not fair. But estate tax is, well, I don't have an estate. Yeah, you should tax those rich people who have estate.

So instead of reparations, you think you should, I mean, I always say, I always say economic equity packages, right? I think the biggest hurdle is just getting is the accountability thing. The white person that feels like they're completely disconnected from what happened to black people, I don't think they're going to want to feel as if they're contributing money, especially if they're struggling. But the white person that sees these billion dollar corporations that they also feel fucked by is going to go, hey, we get to stick it to them. Well, fuck, yeah, stick it to them. Well, that's why the study is important, right? Because the whole study, the whole H.R. 40 study is going to, you know, factor in who profited off slavery, how slavery is still impacting us today,

how we can come up with a fair, you know, economic equity package, which, by the way, there is no fair economic equity package because you really can't put a price on what happened to slaves in this country. So it's like, I personally don't think that reparations is ever going to come from the government. I think it's only going to come from these corporations. So when you see somebody like, I think it was J.P. Morgan Chase, who just committed to giving $10 billion to black women organizations over the next 10 years? I think it was Google that real quick tell. I think it was this just came out like last week. But they said they're giving $10 billion over the next 10 years to black organizations. And when you see the NBA or the NFL, you know, commit a certain amount of money. And when you see these corporations that are doing Robert Smith's 2% plan, I think it's only going to come from corporations. I don't think that the American government will ever. Goldman Sex, that's what it was.

I don't think the government is ever going to say, yo, here's reparations for black people, regardless of who's with it. I mean, we live in a country where yesterday, literally, literally yesterday in Tennessee, they're voting on whether or not to abolish slavery because slavery is still legal in the state constitution. And four Republican senators in Tennessee voted against it. Crazy.

And one of the guys said, There's only two senators per state. What do you mean? Every state has two senators. No, that can't be the case because four Republican senators in Tennessee voted against it yesterday. Are they like? This is a state. It's a state now.

Oh, this is state centers. This isn't like the Senate as we know it. This isn't. Yeah. This is in the state constitution in Tennessee. So the four senators voted against it. One of the dudes said, I mean, there's really no need to vote against this because it's not real. slavery was fake.

It was false history of slavery. It's like, you think they're going to ever give you reparations? If they won't even admit slavery was real? Yeah. It was a game. Like, come on, man. Never happened. It's like, I literally just

sent this, right? I sent this to a friend. I literally just sent this. This is mental health. A tip for mental health. Learn to distinguish who deserves an explanation, who deserves one answer, and who deserves absolutely nothing. Imagine having a conversation with reparations to a guy who doesn't even believe slavery was real

and doesn't even want to vote to abolish slavery. You think that conversation will get anywhere else? No. But those are the people who are in charge of legislation. Yeah, you can't reason with someone who never used reason to come to their conclusion. Very true. Very true. So I personally think reparations is only going to come from corporations.

And it's not going to ever be called reparations, right? It's just going to be people who are in these positions of power who have seen the injustice that has happened to black people in this country and they're deciding to do the right thing. Whether it's Goldman Sachs saying we're going to invest $10 billion here or another company saying we're going to invest this into the black community, we're going to invest this in the black organizations, or we're going to give equity to black people when they come to our companies.

That's the only way I think is ever going to get on to even get close to what we would call. reparations. But that's why I call it economic equity packages. We're off to the people with the money. But Alex, Alex isn't wrong at all, because I think that's the only place that's going to come from.

Yeah. Did he say, what else interesting did he say? Oh, God, a lot of things, bro. He's a wild motherfucker. He was talking about interdimensional beings. He was talking about Is he a character? Does he really believe this shit? I told him, I was like, dude, just say you're a comedian.

Like, you, I say, if you You had said you were comedian fucking years ago nobody would care like you just say wild shit that's what comedians do for a living but the fact that you position

yourself as a journalist you're going to get the expectations of a journalist that's simple you're asking for those expectations but I think Mark even asked him he's like should your audience take everything you say seriously

and he was like no I feel like that with everybody though I think that's the problem with the society we live in now we take everything to fucking seriously. That's why sarcasm is dead.

You know what I'm saying? And you got to, like that quote I just read, it's like, you got to know what to give your energy to. Does everything deserve a response? Does everything deserve outrage? Hmm. Yeah. No, that's a good ass point.

What did you think about the Cardi B thing with Candace? I think Candace is incredible at stirring up waters to catch fish. And it's, and everybody, all y'all fall for it. Don't just say Cardi. Everybody falls for it. Candice has a way of riling people up. It's, and it's, you got to respect people like that.

You know what I'm saying? Because truthfully, literally, if you just ignored her, there would be nothing there. The problem is because she's a black woman talking like this. Who cares? But, yeah, I think, who cares? This is one of those weird situations where I think Cardi used Candid. Talk to me. nobody's watching the Grammys,

nobody's watching the Emmys, nobody's watching any of these shows anymore. Like, I don't even know if they're streaming or if they're on a regular television show. I have no fucking... Grammys was good this year, but it had the lowest ratings ever. Yeah.

Of course, nobody's watching, right? But it's also too, because people watch them on so many different devices. But still nobody's on Instagram. So the thing with, the thing with Hardy is, Candice knows she has a couple buttons that she can push

that's going to rile things up, right? It's like, who does her audience hate? Okay, Cardi B is one of the people her audience hates because her audience sees Cardi as this girl who's like leaning into like liberal leftist politics but has no clue what she's talking about. That's how they feel about Cardi, right? They think that she's a hypocrite. You know, she's so liberal when it counts for an election, but the way that she actually lives her life, but it doesn't seem that liberal. So they like to poke out the fucking hypocrisy. Right.

So she knows the button to push. But then I'm thinking Cardi's like, oh, I could stir up a little internet beef with this. girl. My fans are going to think I dunked all over her and everybody else is going to go watch the Grammy performance because of the Twitter beef that we've started up. I didn't watch that video until there was this beef and I wouldn't have watched the video without the beef. So I'm on some part, I'm like, is Candace bullying Cardi or is Cardi playing the, what is the Ali shit, the rope ad dope? Well, I think one thing about Cardi, Cardi is not letting you talk about her, regardless of who you are.

You know what I'm saying? Cardi will get out, Cardi gets that regular, everyday Twitter people who got something to say about her. You know what I'm saying? So she wasn't going to let Candace slide. I don't think,

I don't think Cardi was using Candice, but I mean, Candice said what she said on Fox News with Tucker Carlson. So I would, I would think that, you know, Candice was using the Cardi Mays situation

and the Grammys more so than, you know, because Cardi was just response. But, yeah. It's so much hypocrisy, right? Because it's like, yo, you can't really get mad at Cardi for a song like Wop and say Cardi is, you know, making young girls disrespect themselves or sending the wrong methods to young girls.

They bet you supported Donald Trump, Mr. Grabbing by the Pussy. I guess we were having this combo on, on, on, on Flagrant, But like, I guess what I'm curious about also is that are you for censorship or against it, Candace? Because that's a good point. Right? The second anybody says something that's like a joke or not even a joke, an opinion that could be considered offensive. You're like, the liberals just want to cancel. The liberals just want to shut people down.

The liberals just want to censor everything. And the second, cardiacs in a way that you don't like, you're trying to censor it. So what can be censored and what can't be censored? If you're against censorship, you're against censoring the things you don't like as well. If you're just against censoring the things you like and for censoring things you don't, you're no different than the people that you hate. I agree with you. But I also wonder, too, if Candace is looking at it like, all right, this is free speech, right?

So Cardi's allowed to do what she did on stage, but I'm allowed to come out and say, I didn't like that. I'm allowed to come out and say, that's not the way you should move as a woman, right? You know what I mean? That's a good point. Yeah, so maybe that's how she's looking at it. So I'm maybe misrepresenting her point. Maybe she's saying that she's not saying she shouldn't be allowed to do it,

but she's being critical of the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's what I read from it. From what I heard of saying on Tucker Carlson, she was just saying like, that's not how you're supposed to move. If you're a woman, you're sending the wrong message to young girls, yada, yada, yada. Is you all see the tweets back and forth, though? Huh?

Do y'all see the tweets back and forth? No, I didn't see none of the tweets back and forth. Because she added on, what's Malania or whatever? and said that she got inspired because of her. And then Kim's... That was a good point. She said, yeah, why don't you have this same energy for Melania? Yeah, that's a good point.

And she grew up and, like, that's not her anymore. Cardi's 20-something. She's seven. Like, Cardi's 20-something years old. Give her a second. She's 20-something years old. By the way, her performance wasn't... I'm different.

I grew up into my neck, my back, lick my pussy, and my ass crack era. Okay, I grew up with little Kim saying, I used to be scared of the dick now. Put lips on the shit, handle it like a real bit. Like, Wop is tame. No,

but you want crazy? If I see my niece and them seeing it, I'd be like, old cans are going to see all these other songs like that too. Like, why is the matter of what the party is doing? Listen, everybody gonna do that thing,

but if I see my little niece and gay, what the fuck y'all doing? Get over here. They're gonna, and give the Wop to someone. What about your niece listening to you? Exactly. I don't want them to.

Every time the time they're doing it, I'd be upset. Like, don't tell my sister's in them. You being a hypocrite right now. Even my mama. Yo, that's the thing. We need to stop calling people out for being hypocrites. You should be a hypocrite.

If you're not a hypocrite, you're leading a miserable life. Being a hypocrite is the shit. I love being a hypocrite. Remember I was like, don't leave New York? It is. And then the second I left New York, I came down to Miami, it was 80 degrees today. I was walking around outside like a hypocrite feeling great. Being a hypocrite, huh?

Being a hypocrite. Like, stop trying to live this fucking life to this specific code. Fuck all that. You're a human being. You're going to be flawed. But I'll tell you the difference, Cholts. You know you're being a hypocrite. You're self-aware.

Don't be one of these people who contradict they self, be a hypocrite and then act like, I never thought like that to begin with. But how am I being a hypocrite? Because you get on the podcast and talk about, you talk about women, you fucked. Exactly. So your niece is here that and your niece's like,

oh, that's the kind of women Uncle Wax-like. That's not true. That's not true. If you actually listen to the podcast, double standard. If you actually listen to the podcast, I always tell you, I don't like girls who have more than one penis a year.

I always talk about this. Nobody cares about this, man. I don't do that no more. Your actions say otherwise. I don't do that no more. You're explaining. Why are you explaining yourself? You're losing.

Say you believe in double standards and you're in. Exactly. I definitely believe in double standards. For no reason. You wasting your breath explaining. Say I believe in double standards. Women believe in double standards. I don't want my little nieces doing that.

I don't want them to be out there. Okay, but they're going to eventually. They're going to get to laugh at someone. That's cool. So you don't want your nieces having said. Not at the wrong time. No. They're going to eventually do it.

Yes. But having it the right. If you've got my young nieces, like I said, I'm not talking about my older nieces. My younger nieces, I don't want them to think that's the right thing to do. And they'd be over there whopping on these fucking young boys out here. What do you call young? What do you call? I'm talking about I got nieces from two to 20.

But isn't that also up to the- When you lose that period? I ain't had no choice. How old was the girl? I don't know. What you mean? You don't know. How old was the girl?

I was young as hell. But, wax, you're forgetting, the parents are raising the children, not Cardi. She's not raising the children. I understand. That's why I said me. That's why I said, I get being influenced, but I'm just saying. Influences. I got people that influence me way more than my mom and dad.

100%. I understand that, but they can't. What are you going to say, Andrea? No, I said, no, that's a good point. We get influenced by these people. People make millions of dollars because they're influential, right? They can get us to wear sneakers. They can get us to wear clothes.

They can get us to get certain tattoos. That's right. I mean, look at the fucking Kardashians. They make women change the way their face looks. Literally. Every one of these girls that gets plastic surgery gets plastic surgery to look like a Kardashian. So clearly people have influence over us, not just our parents. You know what I'm trying to tell you, wax, is just be like, yeah, I'm a hypocrite.

I don't want any girl that I know and care about fucking anybody. And that's just what it is. It's a beautiful place to live. No, I agree with you. You know, Nikki Giovanni said that if you if you look back on old shit you did, the old shit you said and you haven't contradicted yourself, you haven't grown.

Yeah, she said that. Nikki Giovanni said that verbatim. And I totally agree with that. But I do want some consistency, but I need a little bit... Yeah, I'm going to be consistently hypocritical. They call me hypocrisy, bro. Listen, I never, ever,

I always said that I never wanted my young nieces and nobody to be doing the stuff that I was out there doing. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I got at a young age, of course. But at the end of the day, you can't... I got nothing to do with you getting older. I got nothing to do with that.

It's so much hypocrisy and it's hypocrisy on both sides. I mean, even if you look at what's happening with Joe Biden and the kids at the border, he's not handling that shit no better than Trump did. But the media doesn't talk about it the way they talked about it with Trump.

You know what I mean? They like Trump had a zero tolerance policy. Joe Biden says, don't come here. What's the fucking difference? Like, what's the difference? Am I tripping? He was one of them, though. Same thing with Cuomo and Biden. It's like, Cuomo, we need you to

You had seven women that said you did inappropriate stuff to them. Biden had eight. What? I'm just, if somebody can tell me the difference, just tell me the difference. Like, there's no consistency.

Everybody's hypocrites. And that's fine. That's why you can't be in politics, man. Because if you're in politics, you're not supposed to be a hypocrite. And then you can't be an actual real person. But if you're an actual real person, you'd be like, yo, I did that shit.

It is what it is. It should fell right in the moment, you know? Yeah. The thing about the hypocrite is, like, hypocrisy, hypocrisy and, like, yeah, double standards and that kind of shit is, like, everybody's cool with double standards until it affects them. You know what I mean? Like, women, women hate double standards until the check comes. And all of a sudden, double standards is completely reasonable. That's right.

Yeah. Right? No, I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah. Everybody got our, why don't we stop acting? Like, literally there's an entire religion called Christianity that's built around knowing we're all hypocrites. they give us the rules of how we should live

and Jesus is like, yo, by the way, I know you're gonna fuck up. I know you don't fuck up. And I forgive you for doing what you're about to do. And then we're like, we're not gonna fuck up. And then we do, we're like, yo, my bad.

He's like, I know, bro. But you definitely get better because you feel like he's watching you. So at least you know that. Listen, I'm gonna definitely get better. I damn sure it did. A lot of things I didn't do because of the man upstairs is watching me. So.

Yeah, how many tried to take, though? Again, he gave me, he gave mercy on me. He could have killed me a long time. That's why you give unlimited forgiveness. It's like breadsticks at Olive Garden, baby. You know what I'm saying? Like God knew that we had weaknesses. He knew that, you know, we were going to make mistakes.

But, man, but this is the part that's really confusing, right? If you're just sitting back on the outside looking in, how do you define right and wrong based off media? Based how I feel good. Do I feel good? Do I feel good? That's right. Do I feel bad? That's wrong.

Simple. Listen, do you think Governor Cuomo was confused as fuck right now? No, seriously, because he's sitting back and they're like, we just had Donald Trump as president. Oh, yeah. Joe Biden won the White House, but y'all want me to resign? Brough. You 100% right? There's no standard.

I'm just saying there's no uniform. There's no standard. Like, what's the standard? There's no standard, bro. Here's the deal. If those restaurants in New York City were open to at least. least 50% capacity, I would say, I don't believe any of those girls. But the fact that he closed New York, they seem very credible to me, bro.

They seem very credible. Everyone should seem credible because it affects my life. My life is affecting me, and me, it's not me. By the way, that's really what it is. It is. The reason they didn't hold a Joe Biden to that standard because they wanted Joe Biden to win the presidency. And by the way, that's fine.

But just admit the hypocrisy. The reason nobody called out Trump because Trump was in power. The people that didn't like Trump was using it against him to try to get him out of power. The people that supported him was like, we're not thinking that. Ignore that. You know what I mean?

Like, come on. We all know that. It's all about self-interest, man. And if we can admit that, the world would be a better place. But once again, it still doesn't show you what's right and what's wrong because there's no standard to any of this shit.

Charlemagne, I got a pool. that's what hypocrisy gave me hypocrisy gave me a pool a canal a beautiful house a barbecue I don't know how to use hypocrisy is beautiful I don't even know if I call it a Charlemagne

Charlemagne it got me a Netflix special tell me when hypocrisy hasn't served me well I wouldn't call what you did I wouldn't call that hypocrisy I would call it contradiction but it's a good contradiction because you got new information. You're like, you know what, fuck this New York shit. But then you said, let's go to Miami for the weekend. Then you was like, you know what? Fuck this New York shit.

All right? I'm staying in Miami because you felt that son. Yeah. And by way, and then Cuomo wouldn't let the city open. DeBlasio wouldn't let the city open. To your point, somebody called the radio station a day, somebody called the Breakfast Club and they actually were on Cuomo's side and they was like, you know, all of these politicians are saying Cuomo should resign. Ask New Yorkers. And does he actually like Cuomo, though? I forgot the reasons he said he liked Cuomo. He was like, he was like, ask us if we want him to resign. You know what I mean?

Like, y'all don't, we don't care about what y'all got to say. And you know what? But to that guy's point, you probably don't care what they got to say because he know that it has nothing to do with what Cuomo is actually accused of. It's something else going on that we don't know about that they on Cuomo's for because there's no way in hell you bypass the 10,000 or 8,000 older people that had COVID that he didn't even report? Yeah.

You lied about that? Instead of the mistake. It's the oky-doke, bro. You bury a story with a more compelling story. So he lies about 10,000 old people getting murked in these old people homes because of his decisions. He just lies about it, right?

And then you bring out a story that he could rebound from, right? Oh, he was inappropriate with some of his aides, this, that the other. It's not going to come out that it's anything too crazy. Maybe it will. Who knows? but like he said things that are inappropriate, blah, blah, blah, right?

Same thing would happen with the royal family, right? Literally, Prince Andrew is Epstein's best friend, okay? There's pictures with him and underage girls. He's clearly been to the island. They clearly went to his house in New York. Of course. I never thought that. That's the thing.

And what do they bury that story with? Oh, Megan Markle, we're going to say that the kid was too dark and we didn't like the fucking kid. It's a nonsense story. about how you're protecting a fucking pedophile in the goddamn Buckingham Palace. We actually, I don't even know where Prince Andrew lives. But it's the same shit. You kill a story with another story, bro.

Yeah, and it's so weird. It's like, you know, the older people that Cuomo didn't report that died. That story is not even a B story, a C story. It's like a little byline sometimes in people's articles. And it's like, that's what you could actually nail him on. That's what you could actually get him.

out here. Bomo is absolutely loving this, bro. But they can't let that story go because there's probably a bunch of other, like, Democrat governors that made the same decision and they'd be liable as well. If that story goes, then it just kind of trickles down. And the Democrats, the, you know, Democratic institution and Republican institution would do the exact same fucking thing if they were in the same position. So don't get me wrong.

But they're just like, yeah, we can't let that story leak. So just say that he's inappropriate with chicks. I think that's brilliant. I think what you said is. true, right? Like, you know, everybody got to lean into their own hypocrisy, but I think that if everybody just,

like, stop pointing fingers, right? It's literally like, I'm sitting here smoking a blunt, and I'm like, yo, you need to stop smoking weed, yo. Y'all see this dude over here smoking weed, yo, this guy's smoking weed.

He shouldn't be smoking weed. I'm over here smoking, too. Like, everybody got some shit with them. And by the same shit. So I can't look at your shit and say your shit is bad, but my shit is acceptable. Either everybody mind their fucking business,

or we got to have one set standard for everybody. If not, everybody shut the fuck up and move on with your lives, man. Because this shit is really getting confusing. Unless it directly affect you. That's the only reason why I say that about my nieces because I knew that's going directly affect me

if anything happened. Other than that, I really don't give a fuck. What's going to, no mind. But you would live, you would, you would feel better. And I bet you do feel better now knowing that you're not dog You're talking women out the way you used to.

I mean, I never really dog women out I had sex with her. Okay, okay, okay, so slow down. The only thing I didn't do is commit to women. All the I didn't do is commit to them. I didn't do nothing crazy to women. I had sex with them. I didn't commit to them.

That's the worst. What did I do? Did no other guy? You didn't even know their names. Okay, that's what I'm saying. If that's the worst thing I did, I'm a, I'm a victim. Huh?

Didn't you put your boot on their neck and drive them in water? It was happening. That was a part of sex. What are you talking about? What kind of like? What about the ice cubes? You got the ice cubes in her butt. That's what I'm saying.

You got to close one ton of a baby. Listen, that was kinky stuff back in the day that people do. It wasn't like, oh, she, no, don't put your timbre. I never put, I never put my foot on nobody. You never lied to any of the girls. When I was young, growing up is trying to lie to a girl, make her thing that you like her just so you can have sex for her. This is new shit that girls start liking me. Every guy had to lie to try to get a girl.

You never try to, oh, you never lied to a girl. Excuse me, that's not wrong? We're talking about what's wrong in the way, though. You did? What type of lies would you tell? That's what I was trying to get with her. I mean, what type of lies? The regular lies, every man tells her, act like you like her.

What's acting like you like her? Just reading their Bible scriptures every night. Having your mama pray for her. I want to go that far. Wax don't play fair. Wax full of shit. Wax used to have his mama pray for girls. That's going a bit too far, yo.

Yes. That it is, man. You know your mama a prayer warrior, yo. We understand. And you got your mama praying for these girls. That's fucked up, wax. They get in touch with my mom. I don't know.

I ain't got nothing to do with that. Fucking. Just come in. So you can lie. It's crazy. So you only think that I made these girls prey at my mind and try to bait them to give me some pussy?

Yes. Yes. You are. Yes. Yes. Yo, wax. Wax is absolutely hilarious, bro. What you just said,

this is what it sounded like we just said. Wait, so you really thought I bought this Lamborghini so girls would be attracted to me and they wouldn't have sex with you? Like, wait, I don't have sex with you.

I never made a girl. When I was young, we all lied and made a girl think that we liked them so much. When we got the pussy, I ran out of houses and stuff. Maybe you liked the girls. I really did. Every girl I ever tried to get what I liked. Why? Do you think that's wrong or not?

When I was real young, you can't count that shit. Why? Why? When it actually is supposed to count? No, your niece age. Yes. That's where you got to start because you don't want your nieces to be in that same situation. Well, I love that mercy.

Your niece's age. For real. Well, hopefully they don't tip there and get caught up in that type of shit, because I talk to them all the time. Man, karma's a motherfucker. It is. Karma is a motherfucker. The things you try to fight against the most is really what happens, yo.

Jesus. I took. Listen, thank God I never disrespected, did nothing wild, crazy to girls. I did. Thanks. Can I say something about men real quick, man?

This is what men got to stop doing. Let's go. You tell me the worst thing. And I said this on Bill Maher the other night. We got to stop listening to each other about what all of this shit is. Whether it's sexual harassment, what's inappropriate. As long as we listen to each other,

this shit gonna continue. Yes. Right. Stop listening to us. We don't know what the fuck we're talking about. We clearly have been getting this shit wrong for a long time. You're right.

I'm not listening to no man about what sexual harassment is and what about it being inappropriate is. If a woman tell me that's inappropriate, I'm taking her word for it. That's that. Not you can really do. No.

That's a double standard. That's not a double fucking standard. I don't think. I don't think that's the best. Right now, how are you going to tell me that? Hold on. How are you going to tell me with a double standard? Go ahead.

Keep that face, too. Hold on. I'm going to tell you this. You know how many, a girl could sit there, if I sit there and say, hey, how do you, how you're doing to a girl or whatever?

And she's like, oh, I feel creepy. That's, that's going to be a sexual wrestling, right? If I, if she said that to me, and I say that, everybody's going to look at me like I'm fucking stupid. Yeah, but it's the way you wear your pants.

It's the way you're going to. No, for real. Zoom in on his pants. That shit too look creepy, man. He got his shit up like this. He got his balls out. He's like, hi, how you doing? It's like, come on, man.

That shit is a little threatening, wax. All right, here's my question. A little threatening, yo. Let me say it is, though. Here's my question. How do you know it's sexual harassment? One, how do you know it's harassment? Because she says it.

My goal isn't to harass. Intention is important, but intention doesn't matter. Once she said, he made me uncomfortable. Period. For example, let's say she's like, this guy was sexually harassing me. He, like, wouldn't stop. Like, he's trying to talk to me. He's knocking on my door, blah, blah, blah.

And then they go to me and I'm like, I'm a Jehovah's Witness. Like, I just want her to go to heaven. Like, I don't. Like, I literally don't want her to spend eternity in hell. That's spiritual harassment. But I'm sure that has spiritual. Stop pushing your God on me, Alex. I mean, so stop pushing your God on me.

It's a spiritual harassment. But it really happens because, listen. A dude was trying to tell me that my thing was open And I'm thinking that he was trying to fight me So I'm over here put my middle finger up He's trying to speed up and let me know my gas tank is open And I'm going to be like fuck you And I pulled to the side of the road

Like what's like like yo? What if it was your fly? What's I got to do anything? What if the guy was like, yo, Yo, your dicks open yo. Yo, your dick's out. What if the dude is like, yo, yo, yo, I can suck that. Yo.

I'm trying to say. Is that free? Is that a sample pack? But even more of that, if I do got my fly open. Why do you got to hang it out? If I do got my fly open and he pointing at my meat, I might think he tried pointing my dick, I don't know it. No, what if you're in the village?

What if you're in Atlanta somewhere? You know what I'm saying? Okay, perfect example. Remember that time we ended up in that gay party guys after the MTV Awards? Yeah. What if we were in that gay party that night and waxed at his zipper open? That's on you, bro. You know what I'm saying?

That's on you. You kind of, listen. I understand that. So if he was pointing at me trying to tell you my zipper's clothes, and I'm thinking he's trying to do it in my meat. I'm going to go tell the security. This guy is hitting on it. What if a gay guy walk up to the wife and go free drinks?

He's pointing it to me because your fly open. But that means nothing. I don't get it. You get it? I don't get it. You don't get it? No. What is it?

Cachos, help me. What that means? He's saying that the drinks are going to come from your dick. Your flies open in the gay party. Yeah. How much piss I got to be drinking? Like, I don't get it. Oh, it's not pissed, bro.

It ain't pissed, son. Let me tell you about the birds and the beat, son. That ain't pissed, son. Well, I was saying because he took the whole witness thing. I was saying that girl was just something. Whatever, man. Whatever, man. That's exactly how I want you to answer that guy.

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out the Big Payback podcast on the Black Effect IHeart Radio podcast network. Shout out to Drake. Have you heard the songs, Schultz? Nah, a little bit. Have I heard a little bit? He debuted one, two, and three on Billboard. Um, congrats to him. You know, I said on this podcast a few months ago, when I had Wano and Naila on, I asked the question, I said, is the Drake era over? And my reason for saying that is because, like, we know Drake dominates radio. We know Drake dominates the charts,

but sometimes radio is not an accurate reflection of what is going on in the streets, especially nowadays. So I was just asking the question, you know what I'm saying? Is this still the Drake era? Because, you know, when you watch the Grammys, you see the babies and the little babies, and the Meg the Stallions and the Roddy Riches, you know what I mean?

It just seems like when it comes to hip-hop, I mean, it's not when it seems like those are the people that are running things right now. And Drake is always going to be Drake. But, yeah, I just was wondering, you know, does he have another level? And, you know, for me, I really like that three-pack. You know, I thought the lemon pepper freestyle was mean. What's that bar I like when he talks about when he said, what he said? He said, he said, fame, fame is more disconnected from celebrity.

What was the line? It was something about celebrity and fame. Don't go hand in hand, you know. But then he was like, most of the time he got to ask people what their profession is. That's very true, right? Because celebrity nowadays, it's like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, put the lyrics up for me because I love this bar. This is a great bar.

Where is it at? Hit more, Taylor. You ain't heard none of the song shows? I probably had it on. I think we were playing a little bit when we were in Columbus. But, um... Now, hit more, Taylor.

There you go. Now, scroll down. See, but you're not hearing the records is what I'm talking about. There was a time you couldn't miss a Drake record, right? I could. Oh, okay. That's mine.

Yeah, I'm not like a huge music head where like, I need to listen to it, but I admire his greatness. Like, it's unbelievable what he's done to stay at the top of... No, it is. His craft, man. This line.

these days fame is disconnected from excellence. Half the time I got to ask N-words what their profession is, usher a generation and these are what my confessions live. I could do a whole podcast on just that one line. These days, fame is disconnected from excellence. You know what I mean? Because you got so many people that have so much celebrity, you know what I mean,

or so much notoriety or even infamy. And you don't even know what the fuck they do. You got to ask you what I'm saying, what it is that you do. So, you know, Drake is going always Drake. I was just asking a simple question. And, you know, the Internet takes things and run with it. And they said, I said Drake fell off.

I never said Drake fell off. I always said Drake is Drake. And I also never even questioned whether Drake can do what he does on the charts. I just wanted to Drake have another level. And lemon pepper freestyle? It's another level, man. To me, it's another level of lyricism to me. This is a perfect example where you should just admit.

your hypocrisy because on this very podcast I mean it's not even a hypocrisy I was wrong on this very podcast a few months back you were like it's done for Drake I did not say that I did not say that someone go fine that shit someone go fine that shit you said the Drake era is over but I just said no I said I said I asked the question

is the Drake era over and not this is months ago you said it was over no I did not no I did not I did not you did but you questioned it and you thought about it. Like, I think so. I questioned it. And then I thought about it based off the fact that we know he dominates radio, but radio doesn't reflect what's actually happening in the culture a lot of the times. It was when he made that song that came out with like a TikTok day. I know. I hated that. But that's when I was really, I was just pissed off because,

but here's the thing. And I want y'all to remember this, right? It's not just with Drake. It's with any great, right? We love, the reason we don't want Tom Brady to retire, who sees Slot? It's because Tucci slide. The reason we don't want Tom Brady to retire is because we really want to see how great this motherfucker could be. Can he do it again? Exactly. So when you see somebody with that kind of potential,

you're like, the fuck are you doing making Tutsi slide? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Even though, didn't I say this shit ain't going to catch on? It did, though. It was number one song in the country. Oh. Hey, but look, I'm hypocritees, bro.

It's all good. That's not hypocrisy, though. I'm just being wrong. We were wrong. Listen, I'm liberated in my hypocrisy. All I'm saying, liberate yourself, bro. Just liberate yourself. Just take the plunge, bro.

Let me baptize you in hypocrisy. No, because I'm still standing on it because now I'm expecting even more, right? Because I heard this lemon pepper freestyle. I'm like, and I like that what's next record a lot too because he's basically saying, hey, I've done this and that, but we just got to see what's next. You know what I mean? I don't know what we just got to see what's next. And I like that just because that's how the universe.

works, right? Like sometimes you just got to let things flow. But I am expecting a classic from Drake with Certified Love a Boy. I'm putting that kind of pressure on him because he had a decade of dominance, right? And certified Love a Boy is coming.

He's at that point in his career where he's playing with house money. Only thing he has to do is deliver us excellence. And by the way, Drake is a standard himself, right? So Drake, the Drake that we have right now was enough, but I know it's another level, y'all.

I have a question. I know it's another level. What makes it a classic, though? What do you mean? What makes a classic album to you? Are you comparing it to JZ's? No, I'm not comparing it. Well, the only thing, only thing I'm comparing it to is the fact that JZ definitely

did get better with time. You know what I'm saying? Even people like Little Wayne later in their career, they was giving us some of their best stuff. That whole Young Money era started, and that shit, that might have been Wayne's second or third win in the game, actually. You know what I mean? You know, even Nas would still Maddo.

Like these people that are, you know, Jay-Z gave us the Black album like 10 years into his career. You know what I mean? It's just like these are the people that I'm looking at and I'm comparing Drake to because he is one of those. Would you rather have Drake's career or Jay-Z's career? Jay-Z. J-Z.

Oh, day. Ove. But I mean, listen, I'm older, you know what I'm saying? So that's the generation I grew up in. But I would rather have Hoves because hove, has a very undeniable catalog. I mean, Drake's catalog is undeniable, too, but it's just like it just feel like

Hoves' catalog still means a little bit more. A little bit more meat on the bones. You know, and I mean, like, Hove is known as the goat. He's the greatest of all time. Drake even said on one of those leak records is just me and Hove. You know what I mean?

Which I still disagree with because I don't know why y'all be disrespecting Kung Fu Kenny so goddamn much. Like Kendrick Lamar is not a problem. And I cannot wait until Kendrick Lamar drops his next album so y'all can start the West Coast dick licking. Because that's what y'all going to do, because that's the area that we live in.

Somebody sent me a message the other day. Because Baca, I saw Baca, one of Drake's men, he put, you know, Drake doing the one, two, three. And he added me, see the God, and he put zip it. And somebody put, stop comparing that shay butter ass rapper Kendrick Lamar to Drake. Nobody even thinks about Kendrick no more. Damn. So a person takes four years to actually really craft some dope shit, which Kendrick always does. Kendrick takes his time, right?

And we know Kendrick going to come out in shift culture. He's going to be on the cover of every magazine. He's going to be on every talk show he chooses to be on. He's going to dominate awards season. Everybody going to be on his dick like they always do rightfully so, because we know he's going to come with some shit. And then everybody's whole

conversation is going to change. Like, oh, now, yeah, Kendrick is the guy. Kendrick is the man. Yeah, he's been the man. Recency bias is called. What's it called? Recency bias. It happens in fights sports a lot. Like, if you get a big knockout, then everybody's like, oh, he's a problem.

It's going to happen. This guy's going to win a title, blah, blah, blah. And then you get knocked out and everybody's like, oh, yeah, he never had it. Absolutely. So we get recency bias with everything, 100%. And by the way, I might have had recency bias with Drake the past couple of years because Scorpion came out 2018, had a lot of, you know, dope records on it. You know, some people was like, oh, it should have been a double album.

He had some really good records, some records that was just like, eh. And then, you know, he stayed consistent, of course, because he's always done. features and stuff, but then you give us Tutsi slide. I'm like, man, I'm not, if this when you're going, we can't know, bro. No, no, no, you too dope for that. Give Tutsi Slide to some kid in Toronto. That's

12. You know what I just realized, bro? Yeah. Tusi Slide is fire. I know you've heard it before. Yeah, that might be Drake's best song, bro. And shut up, man. Slats, too. I like when Drake Right foot up, left foot up, left foot slide.

Right foot up, left foot. Black macarona. That's not the fucking macaroni. Did you just call it the black arena, bro? The black macarona. That's not. Question. It's more to electric slide than...

But shout out to Drake. Congratulations. We're waiting for certified lover boy. I'm expecting a classic guy. Pressure's on, all right? But it's like I said on breakfast club, he's the bar. So when you put your, when you're the bar and you set your own standard, you know, hey, you put that pressure on yourself.

Can Tom Brady come in next season and just make the playoffs? No. What we expecting Tom to do? When again? Honestly, I expect nothing of Tom Brady just because he's so fucking old. He's done it already. But yeah, you're right. We assume he's going to win.

What you're expecting LeBron to do in his later years? Yeah. Don't call over people. Like, we're looking at those guys because we want rings. You're like, yo, you got to win a ring, Brian. That's the standard for you. Brian, there's only one standard for you. Why are you here?

Brady, there's only one standard for you. Drake, there's only one standard for you. Like, sorry. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's your fault for being great. That's your fault for being great. I wonder why they don't root for it.

They don't root down on Drake, like how they do with, like, boxing or so. They want to root for, or they don't want to root for Mayweather because he's the greatest. What are you talking about? You know, people give Mayweather flag, or not flag, but they wish that he doesn't win. Oh, that's because his attitude. Drake's a nice guy, so he's easy to rule for. Even though he's really a demon on the low, but he's a nice guy. You know what I'm saying?

You think he's a demon on the low? Yeah, why? Oh, no, he's petty. He's petty. What do you mean? Oh, no, he's petty. He's petty, I mean, I actually appreciate this level of petty, because I'm that level. What do you do?

I'm that level of petty, too. You know, he's just like, I remember everything. With him and Mick Mill? I remember everything. You know what I feel like he squashes beefs and, like, moves on. Man, that's what you think. I do, too. Right.

That's what I say. But in my mind. Got one more. Oh, buddy. And actually, that's what I enjoy more now than anything. Really? Nobody got to know. Yeah.

Nobody got to know. I love that. I love this Charlemagne. I love petty Charlemagne. I just love it. I love... It's always been like that dog. Oh, my God.

I love petty people with disposable income. There is nothing better than petty and dispose of income because the levels that you can go with the penny are so high. So high. Hey man. It's fun. It's fun. And the fun, the best part about it, honestly, you really don't have to do anything. All you got to do is just sit back, let people play their self. Yeah. And then you just, eh. That's all. Like them all.

No, no, no. Don't spend all this energy. Just wait. Be calm. So you're telling me, I shouldn't just put dude on my, um, boss is cool? No, you shouldn't have put Dudo on your boss's coat Listen, do y'all lotion your boss? You should have waited. What? Do y'all lotion y'all balls? No.

We talked about this with Shaq, because Shaq, somebody was putting icy hot on Shaq's thighs, and they got a little too close and they put it on his balls. And I don't know how we got on the discussion, but there was this discussion about guys lotioning their balls.

I'm like, who lotion's their balls? I tried to jerk off with icy hot once. That was terrible. Wow. Good job. Wow. I don't know. I didn't have any Vaseline.

And at that time of my life, I was whacking off with Vaseline. Wow. And I drove Lacey hot to look like. You a masochist. You're a masochist. So I started jerking and the shit was mad cold in the beginning. And I was like, oh, that's weird. Is that the first time you used it?

First time I used it. And then when my dick got fire, it got super hot. Yeah, that was a little crazy. Have you ever used the ice hat condoms? Say what? It's just icy hot condoms. No, it's not. Yes or are.

Why do you say things like that? It are. Thank you. Yes or are. Google. Let me tell you something. I don't know if you know who you're talking to on this podcast, but the three of us have not used condoms in probably over a decade. There's no reliability with the condoms.

Y'all never seen them in the stores though? Right here. Look. Fire and ice. That's not icy hot. Icey hot. But you know what I'm saying? It doesn't say.

No, I don't. You said. Icey hot is ice hot. Taylor, you said. I'm trying to say, though. No, we don't. We know what you said. Either way, it does the same thing that icy hot does.

No way. Are you serious? You know what icy hot do? Yes. Icey hot burns. That's why Shaq had to go in the shower and wash it off. Well, it's not going to burn, but it goes cold and fire. You've had somebody use that on you?

Yes. And what does it feel like? It felt just like I just said. Cold and. Oh, on you? It's, yeah. What about us? I don't know what does it.

So that's just for the woman's pleasure? It goes on y'all, though, so I don't know. How you don't know? You use this? I'm not a fucking nigger. Yo. I'm just saying he didn't tell you that he feel it. Like this is a new condom.

He's not going to tell you that he filled this. You're not fucking nigger. Is that his name? The way you said it is sound like a name. I'm not fucking nigger. Is the icy hot on the inside? I'm sorry. Yeah, go ahead.

Shultz. What's his last name? Taylor, is the icy hot on the inside or the outside? Um. Of the condom. Because once I took one of those numbing condoms, You know the numbing ones? Like it makes your dick numb so you don't come fast.

No. But I put the shit on backwards. You never heard about those? Hell no. Oh yeah, there's condoms that make you last longer so it numbs your dick. But I put the shit on backwards. Is that a condom period?

Yeah, nobody got time for that shit. I don't need to, that's the whole point of wearing a condom. Wear a condom so you go last. Exactly. Yeah, well, I need to wear condoms on condoms. Well, you're going to be. But not, it gets worse.

So what happened was, is I put the condom on backwards at first and wouldn't roll down, so then I had to flip it, but now I got all the numbing shit all over my fingers. So then when I touch the girl's pussy, her shit started to numb up.

And now we're both numb. Like some fucking Ken and Barbie dolls fucking stupid. She don't even know you put it in. It's pathetic. Say what? She didn't even know you put it in. It's numb.

No. We're just sitting there. Rubbing back and forth. Like fucking Cardi B and Meg. stallion. Just feeling absolutely nothing. You might as well

just scissors at that point. That's what you was doing. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do it. I got to get the jersey. Stop Asian hate. Ready Taylor?

Of course not. Hey, stop Asian hate. Yeah, man. Asians are cool, man. Yeah, we got to stop Asian hate, bro. That's right. I'm doing that for myself,

but I really did that for my man, Chris Monroe. You know what I'm saying? My boy Dave. What's the deal, bro? Tell us about this Asian hate. We see people posting on Instagram.

it must be real. Yeah, unfortunately it's real. It's fucked up. And what is, like, how do they qualify it? Like, it's for COVID, right? They think that Asians are the ones that bought COVID over or some stupid shit

like that. The thing is agents got blamed for COVID and, you know, people are generally taking out frustrations and whatever they're feeling on random Asians. And, you know, the way they qualified is there's been an uptick in violence.

I'm gonna tell you up, man. Here's the thing about COVID. There's really nobody to blame for COVID, Joe. Yeah, for real. Now, you can blame, you know, Trump for how you responded to it. But I mean, it's an act of God. It's a biological warfare. It's like this shit happens sometimes.

I was listening to, what the fuck was I listening to recently? Is it an act of God or is it biological warfare? Because those are two very different things. I don't know. It's act of God. That's what I'm talking about Hippocrates. Yes, act of God. You know what I mean?

But I was listening to something in a audiobook, and they were talking about some reindeer carcasses that were in the Arctic and they were frozen. But then when the ice cap started to melt and the carcasses started to rise, like this disease came from the carcasses. I don't remember what disease it was. But it's just like, who do you blame for that? Santa Claus is reindeer?

Like, who do you blame for that? You can't blame. I mean, if it looks like it came from a lab and it like got leaked from the lab, then that's one thing. Yes. But if it just happened naturally, you can't really blame people for like a disease popping up, but you can blame the countries and governments for how it was handled. Yes.

And a lack of disclosure of information. And the Chinese government is a bunch of pieces of fucking human garbage. And I don't think that. Stop Asian hate. Hey, the American government is a bunch of pieces of human garbage. Nobody cares about America. They're all garbage. Yeah, you can say anything about America.

My point is, my point is like, we do this thing where we're like, I don't know, people like feel like you can't be critical of the Chinese government that in some way that's racist. And it's like, no, it's not racist. They're fucking pieces of shit. They're like exterminating groups of people. Chris, is that true? I don't know. I don't know anything about it. Dude, there's nobody that hates the Chinese government more than Chris's Taiwanese family.

I'm certainly no fan of the Chinese government. Okay. I think the issue is that a lot of Asian Americans, people in Asia, who have absolutely nothing to do with or connection to the Chinese government or even fans of the Chinese government are, you know, basically getting the brunt of this. That shit is white. Which is wrong. I'm going to tell you something right now.

If I'm out in the street and I see you knocking an old person down, I don't care what color they are. We're going to beat the shit out of you. I don't care if it's a black old woman, an Asian old woman. woman, Jewish old woman. If I see you do what I be seeing y'all do to these old people on Instagram, we're going to do you

dirty. We're going to have fun at that day. That's right. That's right. I'm going to see how many pushers already did. That's right. That's right. I'll be honest with you. I'm going to call the police, bro. I'll call it police. I'm going to call them too. I can't. I'm going to call them too. But in the moment we got to restrain them. Yeah.

And in the process of rescraining them. Something happened. Something happened. Sorry, Mr. Officer. We held him here for you. You know what I'm saying he was resisting. I don't know what diseases you got. Huh? What you say? I'm just saying like,

I don't know what diseases these motherfuckers got. Some crackhead came up to me yesterday trying to sell me a sweatshirt for $5 and he was like getting all close and stuff and I was like, I don't know. And it was just weird. I'm like, I can't fight you because you probably got AIDS or something. So I don't want to do that. So crazy people, like someone who's crazy enough to just punch a fucking old person in the street.

Like those motherfuckers weird me out. I'm rather getting a bar fight with somebody. We do what we got to do. It's fine. But literal crazy? No, I get what you saying. That is next level terrifying.

There's certain ways that you can sit there and beat them up without getting touched. Yeah, with a bat. Yeah, we figure it out. Yeah, we figure it out. But I'm telling you right now, that shit pisses me off. When I see people fucking with people that are helpless, like kids, old people. Boy, that shit, like, yeah, all bets off. You see an old lady get kicked in the head on a train?

Come on, man. Man. And how do you stand around and watch that type of shit happen? No, bro. Nope, no, absolutely. What did she say? She's a older lady getting her ass kicked. About some young fuckers, too.

There was some young black dude that was actually doing it, see? You beat the shit out of them. Yeah. I don't care. The race doesn't got nothing to do with it. Certain shit, it's certain lines that you just don't cross. Kids, older people, nah, I don't give a fuck.

No, you're going to get you dirty. Got you. Let's do some asking idiots, tail in. Get out of here. Give us two good ones, please. Marcus or Marquise Alley. on you guys' journey, what was the time

when you knew you were on the right path before your big break? Like a convo that may have happened, a life sign. When I get passionate about something, when I get really excited about something,

when I can't stop thinking about it, when I'm out to eat with my girl, I can't stop thinking about it. When I'm working out, I can't stop thinking about it. But my brain is locked in and I start to find, I just call it the address.

You know, I always say that you can't get anywhere unless you know the location you're trying to get to. So once I get an address, once I lock in, that is the moment. So that's happened multiple times, I guess, in my career. But once I find an address, bro, I'm excited. There's just a sensation that's there I love. Yeah, I feel the same way.

It's just a feeling, man. And you don't realize that until you've had a lot of Ws. You know what I'm saying? And you got, you're older and you got something to look back on. Like, I'm sure if you're, I'm sure like if bronze in a game, he knows when the momentum is shifting his way and they're about to win you know what I'm saying it's kind of the same

thing you just you just know I can't I can't describe it it's just you just know man just be happy to be alive be happy to be alive no that right there is very important that's the thing I've really learned it's just like all this shit all this shit pretty much moves effortlessly

you know what I mean like but to Andrew's point it's like you get that shit in your stomach that passion just go towards that I don't go fuck what it is podcast do it comedy, do it. You want to write something, do it. You know what I'm saying? You feel like I need to go to school

to be engineered, do it. Whatever the fuck it is. You're going to feel it in your stomach. Once you go towards it, it's going to be hard, it's going to be difficult, but it eventually will pay off, whatever it is.

For a chairman, Ken, he wants to know. Our artist, any type of art music required to do more than just use their art for social justice movements to prove they really care or should people just expect artists

to use their art and anything outside of that should be considered a bonus. You can't tell an artist how to paint. That's why he's an artist. You know what I'm saying? Like when you're an artist,

you make whatever it is you feel like making. Like I think throat baby is art. You know what I mean? Just like I think Kendrick Lamar, we're going to be alright is art. Oh, you never heard throw baby? Really? By BRS cast?

Throw baby! I want to give them to you. Throw baby. I thought it was Throat. Throat. Whatever you want to say in jail, You know what I mean? It's all good.

It don't even matter. You know what I'm saying? I ain't going to jail. I got a badge. But throat baby's not no song about social justice or, you know, anything. It's just a song about, hey, that's a good art, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think everything has to have a message, so to speak.

Some shit is just funny. You know what I mean? I don't think everything has to have a message in it. What do you think, Shultz? Yeah, I'm with you on that 100%, man. And like, people are going to create the art that they want to create if it's coming from a real place. And if it resonates with the rest of society, then it will become popular. But you can't really tell people what to do with their art, especially if they're not asking you to tell them.

Exactly. Do whatever you want to do. And if it links up with curiosity at the time, then shit, you can have some success. Can I ask you one question based on the hypocrisy? Mm-hmm. All right. I feel like I asked you this, but someone said, when was the last time you are? Belief on something changed.

Yeah. When's the last time of your belief on something changed? Shit, every day. But what was it? What was it, though? Shit. I don't fucking know. Do your girl love you?

Please ask that question. Today, she loved me today too again? I don't know. I mean, listen, even in the, like, me and Schultz sitting there talking there having this podcast, I'm sure if I go back and listen to it, it's something I thought coming into it that I may think otherwise. You know what I'm saying? Like when you have conversations with people every day and you're taking in new information,

your mind going to change on things. I'm headed to a meeting right now. I got a certain expectation of things, but my mind may be totally different once I get there. You know what I mean? Like I just, you know, like my mind changes every day. I just told you all about, I just said a few months ago asking,

is this still the Drake Air? I wasn't sure. Oh. Now I'm not all the way 100% because that's just But you're leaning into it No not really I'm you know

I'm solid in my hate You know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying? I'm like a I'm an indica sitiva hybrid You know what I mean It's solid Like a man

Congratulations But I'm gonna lay you that Right Congratulations But he could have cheated Anybody thought about that Possible

You know Have we tested them Performance Enhanceding drugs? Has anybody seen Drake's certificate? Huh? Anybody? We don't know.

Just saying. All right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast

and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right to us to brilliant. You're right to us to brilliant. You're listening.