The Brilliant Idiots - Honey I Shrunk The D*#KS

Episode Date: December 5, 2019

This week Charlamange Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss Charlamange's comments on Serge Ibaka's cooking show, men being faithful, D*ck size anxiety, Kamala Harris dropping out of the presidential race, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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interview with Rhapsody over the Thanksgiving holidays. You know, I love Rhapsody. I think Rhapsody. I think Rhapsody is the best new rapper of this generation period. Forget Jinda. I'm just talking about period. I think she's just that dope. So I put that up last week. Hey, Naila.

Good morning. Well, not good morning. Good afternoon. Naila Simone. Hi, Naila. You too. I'm glad y'allie. I'm glad y'all came in here just now, right? Because I want to spend some time to talk about my fan club just for a second. I have a fan club, and I'm very proud of my fan club. Yes. My fan club is the number one most screened podcast on Spotify.

Salute to the Joe Biden podcast. That's my fan club. Ah, why? Why is that? Why is that a why? They're my fan club. Why? Because were they talking about you a lot?

They talk about me all the time. I love it. I appreciate it. That's a mutual respect. I salute Joe. But I don't ever really, you know, question anything Joe says. Like, me and Joe have conversations behind the scenes, but he said something last week that I really did not understand

because it was just illogical. Okay. And he was talking about the interview I did with, well, not the interview, the interview that Serge Abaka did with me on Sergei Baca show, how hungry are you? Yes. And, you know, I asked Sergei Baca if his penis was real, you know? Yes.

Basically, right? Which I think for people to be. upset about that, I just think that's a double standard. Because these women come in here with fake tities and fake asses, fake lips, fake lips and everything. And we ask them about it is fair game. If women are talking about guys be stuffing their great sweatpants to make it look like they got more of a bulge, I think that's a very valid question to ask him if it's all him. Yes.

Me personally. Yeah. You know, I don't think anything of it. Right. But Joe said one thing that I totally didn't agree with. He said that me calling women. My niece is creepy. Yes, he did.

He said me calling women my niece is creepy. Why? I had to hit Joe. I said, Joe. Does he have a different relationship with his nieces? I mean, what about the way you treat your nieces? Or maybe the way you've been treated by older family members makes you think that that relationship would be anything but loving?

That's all I'm saying. And kind. That's what I'm saying. If Naila called me Uncle Shala, if I call them my niece, it's a term of endearment that desexualizes a relationship. Can't you call your friend your brother?

Can I call a man my nephew? Snoop does it all the time. What's up, nephew? What am I supposed to say? If she's Uncle Shala, I'm supposed to say, hi, cousin. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to say? Come here, what did you say, Naila?

Joe Budden is like not from the South. Like, you're from the South. I'm from the South. And people from the South, like, speak people as family. Everybody's kinfolk as long as you got that love and like loving your heart type energy. But Budin, he's from like New York and New Jersey. Oh, Jersey.

And they just move different. The design. You got play cousins. This is my as long as shit. In the islands, too, you're supposed to greet your elders. Like that's a form of respect calling Auntie and Uncle. They don't even have to be blood related to you, but you call them. They can be your next door neighbor.

Yeah. It's a sign of respect. Yeah. So if he made it creepy, that's his. That's what I'm saying is, but I've noticed it's a behavior where, like, you take your creepiness and you put out there in the world. Like, people who use no homo a lot, right? Or pause, right? It's like, how much gay shit is going through your fucking brain that no matter what is said, you immediately jump to the dick in the butt situation.

Yo, I'm going to come over to your house, no homo. Were you coming to fuck my ass in my house? or were you just come in for a place in video games? That's how I feel about the Sergei Baca thing. If ladies want to know of his dick is real. And I am the journalist I claim to be that ask the questions that people want to know, why would I not ask about that man's penis?

You asked twice. Huh? Sure, play it. I thought of some of my best work this year. Yeah. I think it was some of my best work this year. Sound like you want some work. Do we have it?

Defending what, though? Okay, but let's get back, let's get back to this. My assumption with calling someone your niece or nephew or calling a girl your sister is it desexualizes the relationship. Yes, that's exactly what it is. Right. So what would be creepy about desexualizing a relationship

with a person that works with you? Bro, it's only creepy. If you think that calling somebody your niece is creepy, then you're the uncle that fucks your niece. That's, I mean, I was. Like, don't project your shit on me, Joe. Inuding to it? But I, you could go right there with it.

You know what I'm just saying? That's what it sounds like. That's what I told him on the phone. I'm like, bro. No pedo. No petto. Yo, Joe. We're going to need Joe to start saying no pedo, bro.

Because why are you having these thoughts? But that's what I said them on the phone. Like, bro, that's just, that's just illogical. And then Joe's like, because I, oh, I said to Joe, I said, so Snoop them can call guys their nephew. But when I call a woman, my niece, that's creepy. I was like, that's a misogynistic show. domestic bullshit, Joe. And then he told me something about his mom.

And then he was like, what am we doing our year in? Year in review shit. Like, which we'll be doing soon. Huh? Who's that, search? Let's not move on from your meat. Let's talk about you in those great sweatpants. Was that all you?

That's it. No, didn't you come back again? I don't know. I came, I said it earlier. I bought up the fact that Sim was talking about his penis printing the great sweatpants. The moral of the story is you can go to serve fresh right now and get the Is That All You T-shirt at Surfresh.com right now. It's got like the eye emojis with the eggplant.

Right. He says, is that all you. So, you know, if you want to go buy one of those, you know, ladies, I think you should get that. I think that it is great sweatpants season. You know what I mean? And, you know, you may want to ask guys the question without coming off as a freaking sexual harasser. So wait a t-shirt. Hey, baby.

Give me that before you get too crazy. No, you're going to get too crazy with it. You're going to get too crazy with it. I wasn't even talking about dick just now. You were talking about it. I'm not talking about dick. That's literally why we're talking about this. Because you were talking about dick.

Now, here's the thing. Can't you talk about dick objectively? Can you talk about dick? Objectively. Explain. Like, for example, if you're asking about Serge Abaka's dick, it doesn't necessarily mean you want to do anything to the dick. I'm asking because the ladies wanted to know.

All jokes aside. Did y' all ladies want to know about Thursday? Yo, yo, yo, yo, stop. What's surgeon is dick not a topic of conversation? I want to know. You don't got to put it on them. Why you want to know? Dude, if a guy has...

White men do have a curiosity about black men's penises. It's not about black men's penis. It's about big dicks or really small dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For example, like microdicks were fascinated by. Oh, my God. Yeah. Like you don't just throw the whole wooden thing in.

I can't have a conversation with you about big dicks because I don't have one. What did you want to know? Why did you want to know if it's all his? Because women be saying that guys be stuffed in their pants. Why would we do that? No, it's some guys that do that. Stuff your wallet. No.

Great sweatpants. Fuck the game up. Like, people would be doing that shit. And what is it about gray that makes your dick look so big? It makes no sense. I don't know because it doesn't make mine look big. It doesn't? I put on the great sweatpants.

My pants and tried. You know, girls be looking in the mirror like, these jeans don't make my hips. Do these jeans make my butt look like this? I put on great sweatpants. I just don't have it, bro. Yo, since when do girls want to see our dicks? I thought that's a crime. What do you mean?

I mean, like, taking out your dick, like, girls love these, like, gray sweatpants and all these memes are popping up all over the place. They don't want you to. If a girl, if a guy wears great sweatpants, I'm so thirsty, this. And they don't want you to lose you to Cade him and just whip out and start jacking off. They, you know, they would. So they just like seeing the mound of it? Ask a girl.

you before we waste our time. Come here. What did you say? But I'm going to waste your time to matter what. It's all these microphones. Michaela, talk on the mic. That's why you're single.

You don't know where to put your goddamn lips. Talk on the microphone. Yo, that's your niece you're talking to. I'm trying to teach her how to use her mouth properly. Maybe Joe's right. Maybe you are a little creepy, bro. Maybe you're a little creepy. That what did you say?

I said, we just want to preview. You want to see it. Yeah, if you see the print, then you know like, all right, he might be a grower shower, you know? So I know if I take him back, if it's a one-night stand, it's not going to be a waste of time. Right. Is it weird? Okay, do girls look at other girls' tits and compare your tits?

I look at tits. Right? Well, yeah, but you also like tits. Right. That's true. So you're not the perfect person to ask this question. Pointe he don't like titties. That's got a vagina.

You don't like tits? You don't look at a girl's tits. Say what? I look at ass, not tits. Okay, whatever. But you look at another part of a woman. body. And you're like, I'm comparing my part.

I'm not comparing it. I'll just say, oh, she got a nice ass. I'm not complaining. You're looking sexually harassing the fuck out of each other. How am I? Why would I look at pussy? No, you never looked at a pussy in a magazine. You're like, oh, that's different than mine.

What magazine are you? Wait, what magazine? Playboy. Pin house? First of all, we're in 2020. He's looking at magazines anymore. That's right. You got the internet.

Yeah. Okay, so you don't watch the porno. You go, wow, that pussy looks different than mine. No. Mine is more colors. What? I'm looking at the dick. the dick.

But you have to look at the dick into the pussy. I'm looking at the, I'm looking at the dick going into the pussy. Look, I'm focused on the pussy, but I see the dick going in it. No, you're right.

I'm going, I think that sound she's making doesn't relate to the size of the real. I have watched porn and be like, that's a next pussy because I've watched porn. I've watched porn of the man and hated on a nigger's dick.

You know, like, that shit ain't real. You booed him? Yeah. You're like, that's all that sounds you're making, girl, shut up. That's an extinction. I could take that.

I'm like, special affection, shit. That's not his real dick. There's no dick that big in real life. Oh, because it's too big. Yes. Ah. Hated on his dick.

There is something at that, though. Would you say you were hating on Serge Abaka's dick? No. I was not hating on Serge Abaka's dick. I mean, a little bit, you were like, it must be fake. Yeah. You know what? You might have a good point, Andrew.

I'm being honest. Listen, one thing I can feel my feels. It might have been some slight jealousy and envy there. You know what I'm saying? But there's nothing wrong with that. I would like to have, I would like to throw on some great sweatpants and see some girls on social media like, oh shit, you see Charlotte's print?

You know what I mean? I would like that. I'm sure you would. Who wouldn't want that as a man? Every Halloween, you wear a skin-tight costume and we get no comments. None. Actually, we got to wear a cup.

Because my shit is one of them little nose you were talking about. What you were talking about? I actually got a little chode. I thought you said toad, like the little guy from Mario brother. I got to put a fucking cup on. You know what I'm then? Then that's it. Maybe that's a thing.

Maybe you do that, what's it called? You do a little packing. And then you, and boom, there you go. You get all the comments you want. I will say this about- It's like a girl's way of push-up, bro. But can I tell you what guys are doing? Yes.

And this is odd. I think guys are getting their dick on medium swall and then taking their pictures. As you should. That's not... I don't see the problem. Ooh. It's a picture, bro.

What's the problem? You're trying to present the best possible you. That's not your soft dick, though. Your soft dick. It's the internet. Who cares? It's an illusion. Nobody wants to see the soft dick

I don't like seeing my soft dick when I get out the shower I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed by my soft dick when I get out the shower I'll never show a girl my soft dick I mean listen I'm married No, it's different

Even my girl Even I rub it a little bit before she sees it Oh he's right He's not lying Or I sleep on my stomach Listen he's not lying I'm not showing you my soft dick He's not lying

Andrew not lying Do you know I have to have some blood flow What I have to say You'll put your pants No right after sex I got that little gonzo's nose after sex is fine but I'm going to tell you why I'm traumatized when I first started dating my wife back in the day right

and we was in high school and I was going through her closet one time and I found this journal she had and I had like the few guys she had had sex with and she literally had their dick sizes written next to it right so I'm looking okay I'm like all right big average got to me that shit said small. I'm like small.

No, stop it. Yes. Stop it, bro. You said your dick is seven and a half inches. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, how the fuck is my dick small? That's not small. But the reason she put that is because of what she saw after the fact. She saw your soft dick. That's my... It wasn't what she felt. There you fucking go. You got to tell her it's what's inside that counts. Boom. There you fucking go. That's the point though. So I'm not even going to see the end lie. I might be kind of traumatized by that.

shit, bro. Yeah, you got PTSD from that. A little PTSD. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I got pants when I was a kid before I had pubic hair and all my friends laughed at me. Listen, PTSD. PTSD, what would PTSD be?

PTSD would be a penis tiny shrivel disorder. Whoa. How did you do that that fast? I was excited. I found a penis. I was like, oh, I got the first letter. We're fucking moving right along, are we? Tugga, tugger, tugged, chagua.

P penis tiny strivel disorder. Some men suffer. Men suffer from PTSD, which is penis, tiny, shrivel disorder. You know what I'm saying? We don't want women to see our penises when they're tiny. The shrivel. Or it can be soft. So it can be the softs.

That can go inattangible. It can be shrivel or soft. You know what I'm saying? We don't want that. We want to present our best possible package at all times. Yeah. Now, I'm going to tell you something. Women are the biggest sexual harassers on the plan.

Ooh, talk to me about this. I was at, I was at my, can I say sister? I was out of my sisters. Yeah. A born day party last night. Your friend. Tiffany Haddish. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Happy Born Day to Tiffany. And she had a black, black mitzvah last night. She had a, yeah. All these women do when they see each other. Hmm. Hi! They do each other's titties like this.

They grab each other's ass. Yeah. I'm sitting around like, yo, what the fuck? It was one point I had to make a statement because my insecurities were starting to get the best of me. Of course. It was Wanda Sykes and Chante Wayans and a couple other people. And I said to myself, yeah, I got to watch my gosh. girl in here, yo, because every fucking woman in here

is trying to hit on her. Which one is your girl, your wife? My wife! Okay, okay. It's like every fucking lesbian in here. It was going after her. It was wild-shooting their shot. Wow. They got the strap. They got the strap ready. Okay? Dick tucks. And they all just kept telling me,

your wife is so beautiful. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. And they're ready to sit there and listen? Yes! You know what I mean? You haven't listened to your wife talk about her day for fucking years. There's all these comedians, they all making her laugh. What the fuck? They ain't that funny. I don't play that shit. I don't make my girl laugh, yo.

Don't do that. Uh-uh. I go real fucking Saudi Arabia when that shit happens. Bro, insecurity is a motherfucker, brother. Like, that shit can't sit in at the worst possible times when you're not even, you're just like, what the fuck? No, no, they start cracking your girl up and all that kind of shit. And you're like, what is that? And they're feeling on her?

What? I mean, it's women. Oh, yo, the female comedies. Yes. Ah, that's right. I wasn't worried about no guys. And it was a room full of goddamn women who eat pussy better than me. Yo.

Mm-hmm. They might. It's not a mite. You think they definitely do? Absolutely. I don't know if I believe in that because men are usually better than women at physical activities. Michael, come here. You've had your pussy eating by both.

Come here. Yeah, but I want an honest answer. Honest answer. Who's better? Because I have a theory that it's men. That's my theory. I don't think so. Be honest.

It's women. Easy. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but why? Because we know our body. Easy. But wouldn't you rather getting your pussy eat after a dinner was paid for? Like, doesn't that feel better? Say what?

I mean, y'all can, but do you? Every now and again. What was that, Sam? Yeah. What was the last girl who took you out to eat and took you out to dinner? Yeah. I'm the payer. Oh, you pay?

Yeah. Why? I'm like the... That has nothing to do with my height. She said... You see that I'm the more dominant one. I'm the dominant one. So you strap?

No, I don't participate in any of those. So you guys just scissor? You don't fuck with the strap, Michaela? I don't have a strap. Do you strap or do you scissor? How does it work? And when you scissor, do you guys suction together? Like, do you have to go...

I'm the big spoon. You're the what? I'm the big spoon. We just cuddle. By the what? I call Michaela my nephew. I just wanted you all to know. Michaela throwing some great pants.

She got a print, too. He's like, what the fuck? Serge, Serge, Michaela? You'd be like, what the fuck is going on? I actually call her my nephew. That is a fact. That is a fact. Really?

Yeah, he does. You like that? No. Why not? Actually, you told me happy Thanksgiving, nephew. I texted him. I told him, I said, I'm so grateful for you.

I'm thankful for him. He said, like, happy Thanksgiving, nephew. We put you on the nephew group text. That's fucked. That's fucked. All right. Yeah. Women.

Women, definitely. By far. Yeah, men are really selfish when it comes to sex. And they don't know. They don't know. Have you ever had your pussy and buy like a Puerto Rican guy with small feet? What?

Nobody knows a clitoris like a woman does. They have one. Puerto Ricans are pretty good at that. Nah. They have one. Like, the only person that could probably even remotely eat pussy is good as a motherfucking woman is a person who specializes

and sucking on them little microdicks. True. That's it. But either way, you just can't do it the way a woman doing. A woman, man, a woman is putting emotion into her eating. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm not saying that I don't put emotion into it, but women are like just very in tune with their emotions in a different way.

Counting down the time until we can fuck the whole, like I know. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not enthusiastic about it. I take pride. I'm not. You're not people, white guys are doing. They say white guys are good at going down. We're better than, like, Jamaicans.

I mean, Jamaicans don't do it. Well, that's why we're better. That's how you become better. I take pride in it simply because, like, I like to see how many times. I play games in my head. Like, I wonder how many times can I make her come? Right.

I just eating her. You know what I'm saying? So you eat her, you make her squirt one time. Yeah. Then you start doing some other four plates and you get back to it. Just do it again. Right. Plus, I'm just prolonging it as long as I can because I know I'm a nut in two minutes.

Ah, so you know what I'm saying? You come fast. That's the thing. So you'll make up for it with mouthplay. That's it. See, I don't come fast. Really? I can fuck.

Okay. I can fuck. I can fuck. I can fuck. I'm good at breathing. I have good breathing techniques. Let me tell you something. This big old nose can control my breathing real well, okay?

When it's about, no, when it's about to go down, when I'm about to nut, you see me go like, and my girl laughs now when she hears it. But when I'm about to nut, I just start going like this. I go. And my girl starts giggling. but that makes her pussy get all tight. So it is actually worse. Because, you know, you do kegles when you laugh. Even saying the word kegles apparently makes women do kegles.

Yeah. Kegels. Kegles. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. So, yeah, but the eating pussie. I've never, I've never been like one of those guys being out on there for like half an hour.

Like, who is that fucking time? What are we doing with this? Yes, you go. Come here. We put her on the spot. quick. Come on in. Say hi to Andrew.

How are you? Hey. Hi. Hi. Your sister put you on blast. She did. She told it. She said that you had a crush on me.

You dated Andrew in your mind for a week. And then it just didn't work out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, apparently you came to my show and then that's it. That's what your sister said. I went to your show. I was like, oh, my God. And then that.

How do you date somebody in your mind? Oh my God. You just create these illusions? I can't believe what I'm saying this. I'm saying. in my mind? Yeah. I'm a happily married man.

Black men don't cheat even in the mind. Yeah, you just, a little crush. Like, don't let it get to your head. But yeah, we had a great time. Wow. Wow. Why you never hit me to look y'all up? What we do, though, what we do?

We did everything you can think of. It was really good. You could have hit me out of put you all on group text. No. Well, I was DMing him already, so. Oh, shit. You never hit her back so. Oh, shit.

You left for an un-wred? No, I think I hit you back. No, he did. He hit me up. And then I was like, dude, what are you doing? Now, come on. Why do women do that? You DM'd him then when he hit you back.

You're asking what he's doing? No, no. Like, this is, I was telling myself, like, what are you doing? Oh. What's wrong with Andrew? There's nothing. What's wrong with Andrew? There's nothing wrong with Andrew.

Huh? That's Lulu. It's me, Lulu, yeah. Yes. But, um. So, so what happened? What made us break up in your head? I know we weren't together.

But what? made us break up in your head. You were traveling a lot. I'm on a road. I'm on a road. I'm on a road. Yeah. You need someone there for you.

Yeah, TLC, you know, attend to love and care. This is weird. This is the social media era. No, but this is true. Women need that. Yeah. But this is like y'all could have actually

had a conversation. You could have met Andrew in real life. You didn't have to have this imaginary relationship. That's a good point, too. Andrew's my ex-boyfriend's name. So I was kind of like, Oh, you're conflicted about that. Complicted.

Yeah. Trauma. You got trauma. You got that PTSD. Do you know what PTSD stands for? I'm afraid to ask. What does it stand for? Penis tiny shrivel disorder.

Yeah. That wasn't the case with my ex. Is that the case with you? Give me a soundboard. Give me the soundboard. Give me the soundboard. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Here we go. Ready? You ready for it? Wrong one. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. That was the wrong one.

I hit the wrong one. Damn it. I fucked it up. What are you looking for? Oh, Dick talk. Dick told me. One day we're going to get these goddamn sound effects right. But that's Lulu.

Lulu hosts a show on KTU from six... Seven to midnight. Seven to midnight. With her twin sister Lala. Yes. Yes. Lala is, I don't know where she is, but... She just came in and said hi.

Yeah. She just came in and embarrassed you. And then told you everything. Yeah. But I'm glad you came in and straightened everything out. How was the breakup? How did I handle it? We handled it well.

You were kind of like, all right, I guess. Yeah. And I was like, whatever. I'm all right already. But I accept it because I want what's best for you. Right. I'm sure. If you're not happy, we're not happy, you know.

Exactly. So there was a happy breakup. There you go. We're friends now. Yeah. In your head. This is, uh, this is strange. This is very strange for y'all to have a whole relationship going on in your mind.

Charlam, man, I got to be a man of the people. What did you say? You could be a man in the industry of a man of the people. That's right. I'm with you. I'm a man of the people. I'm definitely with you. Thank you for the good times.

Thank you, Lulu. All right. Thank you for clearing that up. I hope you got the closure you always wanted. I did get the closure. Okay, good. But do you feel good about this decision? I think she's back in, dude.

I think she's back in, dude. I think she's back dating you in her mind just a little bit. I think so, dude. I'm going to give him another chance. He's flushing, bro. Give me the board. We're back to the board, Charla. I'm going to have some shit.

Go on. Keep going. You want to date them for real? No. No, that wasn't the real. No. That was the no, yes. You know what I think?

You know what I think she wants to ask, Charlotte? Let's not move on from your meat. Let's talk about you in those great sweatpants. Is that all you? Thank you, Lulu. Thank you, Lulu. Bye, Lou. You know what?

I do want to salute Joe Button, though. Okay. And the reason I want to salute Joe Button is because he is the number one streamed podcast on Spotify. Yep. I don't know exactly what that means number-wise, but I know that there's 500,000 other podcasts on Spotify.

Yes. Spotify specializes in a lot of the scripted podcasts, which are very big. Very popular. Those scripted podcasts turn into TVs, they turn into films. So for a man from the hip-hop culture who comes on that show every week, discusses hip-hop culture, just conversation for him to be the number one most screamed, I think that's a big deal. I'm a businessman. I think it's good for business. I don't think people realize that when those screaming services see something like that when in that way, all.

these other screaming services are going to want to duplicate that type of success. Yes. You know what I'm saying? So when somebody like that wins, that's a huge win for the coaches. So for anybody out there who has, you know, a podcast that they've been doing for, I would say the past three to four years, I think a lot of you newcomers are going to have it a little bit harder. But if you've been doing it for the past three, four, maybe five years, maybe even longer

and you're really established in that space, a lot of these companies are going to be coming the partner of with y'all really soon. especially after seeing the success of the Joe Button podcast. Yes. So I hope you got the right, you know, team around you, agents, managers, whoever, that can, you know, help you situate your partnership in the right way. And the reason I keep saying partnership, because you would be a fool to sign up as just talent. You know what I mean?

Because you've built, you know, you've built your podcast from the ground up. You own your podcast. You own this content. They're basically really just paying you, you know, a licensing fee. You know what I mean? That's really what they're doing. They're just paying you to license your content. So I would hope that you wouldn't just give your content away.

I hope that you would go out and establish these partnerships. I'll stay independent, whatever you want to do. I just like when I see, you know, that number that Joe Button had is the number one on Spotify because it's good for the overall game. Yes, it is. I think so. Absolutely. It is good.

And I agree with you about partnering up once you have the numbers. Once you have the people, you have to partner up, there's not even a question. Because there was a time where there was a time where there. The people were limited by your cable box or your radio station. The only way they could get content would be if they listen to the radio or they watch some TV. And now you can give the people the content however you want. You can give it to them on a podcast. So you are migrating those people to their platform.

Absolutely. They're doing one of the three things necessary for content. It's creation, platform, and people. Right? they're only doing platform. So you need to get paid for the other two. Back in the day, we would just have to do one, which was create.

And they would handle the others. And the platform needs to pay to continue to market and promote you. 100%. But that's in their best interest too. But as long as a partnership, I mean, that's what happened. The second I started having people,

the second I started having people that supported what I do, I wanted every single deal that I did to be a partnership. Of course. Why would you do it any other way when you've built your own shit? You know what it is? It's because we're a little bit older, so we're grandfathered in, you know, to like an old thinking sometimes. And I think sometimes we go, oh, here's a paycheck that's a lot. I got paychecks my whole time in entertainment.

Why would I not take another paycheck? That makes perfect sense. And then you see these numbers. You're like, well, this is really impressive. That being said, sometimes that paycheck, that one-time paycheck doesn't come close to the equity that you have when you actually own something. Yeah, I look at it as real estate. You know what I'm saying? Like I was home.

Yeah. I was home this weekend in downtown Charleston. And, you know, I love downtown Charleston. I used to go to Memo Jellumetry School. My mom used to teach at Courtney. But I remember back in the day when downtown Charleston was just like this hood and this ghetto. But now it's just like, it's beautiful. Now that Charleston is like one of the number one tourist attractions in America.

And I was standing outside of my- gentrification. Intrification. But I was standing outside of my man's spot is called bourbon and bubbles. A bubbles and bourbon. I don't remember. But it's a black-o-s champagne and whiskey, you know? No.

Burmone and bubbles. Yeah, yeah. So we were staying on soccer as it's black on, and it was just building across the street, and it's got graffiti on it and all kind of shit. And I'm like, well, I'm going to buy that shit. I'm looking at everything around it. Like, it's this new student housing project,

and my man got a Mexican restaurant, and he got the bourbons and bubbles. He's building a sports ball. And I'm like, how much is that? It was like $10 million. Oh, times a chance. It was like, what? Times have changed.

And it was like $10 million. But they were saying how these older people, that live in these areas, right? They get older. They don't know they're about to die. You go to them with $100,000, $150,000 check. They take it. Or if they do leave it to the kids,

the kids don't know what to do with it. For the kids, get this $150,000, $200,000. They go buy a house in the country somewhere. Meanwhile, this property is worth millions of fucking dollars. All you could have just kept the land and fucking sold it commercially and fucking had a lease for the next 15, 30 years, making $10,000 a month,

whatever for 30 years, whatever. Yeah. But my point is, they took that one-time check because it was the biggest check they've ever seen in their life. And they didn't realize the equity that they had in this motherfucking property. And it's the same thing in the podcast space.

You don't realize the equity that you have. Like, brilliant idiots, it's an independent podcast. Yes. And it's been an independent podcast for a long time. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Live Speakers Network is an independent company.

Right? So it's just like, we're just, it's a word that I want to use. It's in my mind, but I can't remember. It's something my, our bets. What is it?

Hedging are bets. Is it hedging or chiding? I don't know what chiding means. So I think it's hedging. Well, yes. We're just, we're just patiently waiting. Yeah.

Okay. I mean, yeah. And it's not like the people aren't knocking and all of these things like that. You just got to take the best opportunity. And be willing to walk away. Like, because that's the thing is like when you're doing exceptionally well,

you have nothing to lose. You have nothing to lose. You have nothing to lose. We're not in a rush. We're just not, we're just not, we're just not. We're winning already.

This is what we want. Yes. I want a studio. But outside of the studio. I want a consistent studio. That can be in a deal. That could be negotiated, baby. I mean, we can do it ourselves.

I like spending other people's money. I'm going to be honest with you. I like spending mine, but I'm not good with money. I don't like spending my money. You say you're not good with money. Well, stop spending your own. I got to worry about. Let me give you one good financial tip.

Because I invest in myself, man. And it's worked out so far. So I'm like, I'll just do it. Let's talk about equity. Okay. Talk about cultural, you know, cashé, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of times you don't have to spend your own money because you're you.

Meaning that you have a voice. You have a platform. Why do you have to invest in yourself when you are your own investment? So let these people spend the money investing in you because your investment is this, being able to talk and promote and get things out. Like if I wanted to invest in, like, say, a company or, you know, anything. I'm not going necessarily just reach into my pockets because you know why. They know that I can help them promote whatever the business is that they're doing.

Why would I give them money equity? Yeah. When they can just give me a percentage of the company and I just... Right. But then do you get to do whatever you want with that and are you on your own terms with the creation? Well, once people invest in a company, they have a say, they have a deadline, they have an idea of what it looks like. I want the same. An investment is an investment whether there's money or not.

Yeah. If you put me down as an owner of something and a partner, I want creative input. I'm not going to say control. because it's a partnership. I want creative input. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Not here.

So yeah. I think there's certain things that are like really good to have help and investment in. I think there's certain things that are good to like put your own money up for as well. You know? I think it's what it is. I want you. Listen, I can go either way with it. Right.

You know what I'm saying? I can go either way. I have no problem investing my own money. But I would much rather spend somebody else's. Yeah. That's just the truth to the matter. Yeah. I mean, that's the smart thing to do.

That's what anybody who's good with money will say like don't spend your own money. But I've seen too many people go broke. spending too much of their own money betting on their self betting on yourself does not always mean that you got to spend your own money betting on yourself is sometimes just getting involved with something

and using your cultural cashé using your sweat equity to help grow something as opposed to using your financial equity simple as that I'm speaking of financial equity let's pay some goddamn bills All right

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They'd be tight hole. You know what? I think white Santa makes sense. Tell me why. Because do you want to be responsible as a black man? Everything, everything has, as a black man, everything, I don't even think you guys know where I'm going with this. As a black man, high girls. As a black man, do you want to be responsible?

I get where you're going. No. If there was a black man breaking in people's houses on one night Oh, forget it. He'd be a fucking criminal. He's dead. He'd be on America's most wanted. 100%.

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When I think dwarfs, I think snow white. I think snow white. I called one a minion once and he didn't like that at all. I can see why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Minions are cute though, despicable Mee. That's what I told him.

I was like, you're adorable little minion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he fucking, yeah, he was upset. They should not be upset about elf. Say again? And if they do get upset about, Elf, then what do you call them? You call them Santa's little helpers? They might be Jewish.

What does that mean? Well, they wouldn't help Santa. Jewish people don't fuck with Santa? No. Did you learn nothing about fucking bar mitzvahs or bot mitzvahs, dude? Did you pay attention for the Hattis' thing? They have Hanukkah. Then we finish this tiny midget out? Okay. So, Ed. Anyway, from drinking game sweaters to take.

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Come on. We do need Black Santa to come down the chimney. By the way, if he looks like Rick Ross, great. Yeah. And let's be clear. White Santa comes down the chimney. He comes out Black Santa anyway. That's true.

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No, that's not what he said. That's what you fuck, you just told me, Lulu. Lulu said, Lulu text me and said, I want a picture. I didn't see the LOL. Guys. Yes, you did. I did not see the LOL. You got to do what I got to do.

I'm a man of people. I'm mad of the people out there. Come on, guys. Let me get up in this picture, do you mind? Should I square off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think y'all should date for real. I have a girlfriend.

I have a whole girlfriend. A whole girlfriend. Thank you. Thank you, guys. I like to hear men talking like that. Say again? I like to hear men talking like that. I like when a beautiful woman comes in the room.

and a guy goes, I have a girlfriend. That's right. Longtime listeners of this podcast will remember. You've always been faithful. No, that's the fact. Andrew Schultz has always been a faithful human. I used to always say it's two people I know that are faithful for real. And that's Paul Ritchie and Andrew Schultz.

Yeah. No. Are white people more faithful in black people? No. Of course. Get on the microphone, what you say? Are white men more faithful than black men? No.

Definitely. We invented faithful. Before you did this whole little spiel. No. You never thought so? White men would rape black women while they were married. That's not faithful. Wait, what?

Slave days. We're not talking about slaves right now. They were letting slaves get married? No. They would sexually assault their slaves while their wives were in the house doing something else. That's not faithfulness. You're saying they would cheat on their wife with a slave. Yes.

Got you. Boom. I'm not talking about... Yeah, but how many... What percentage of whites had slaves? All them. Five percent. All them.

Two and a half to five percent. So that's 95 to 97.5 percent of white males in America. I'm not going to let you talk... Faithful! I'm not going to let you talk those facts. Fateful! Every white person in America had slaves. White men, don't cheat.

All I know is I just like seeing men being faithful. I think it's a beautiful thing. I think a lot of men are finally growing up. Okay. Let's remove white and black. Okay. Okay. Let's just go down the hierarchy.

Gotcha. Least faithful, go. Least faithful is broke people. What? Broke people. I'm talking about by race. You just said no race? No, black and white.

We're taking out of it. No, we take black and wine out of it, and then we just use, you know, everyone else. Dominican? Oh, Latinos. You know, definitely, definitely at least faithful. It's not even in their brain. Faithful is not even in their brain. Why?

I don't know, but that's why they never leave their wife, like even when their wife gets really fat and shit, is because they know they're going to cheat. Oh. What do you say? White people get divorced. The wife cheats back. Say what?

Say it, Naila. But the wife would cheat back, though, like cheating. Oh, yeah, they'll both cheat. Sheating is like regular in their culture. It's not like a... Really? Yeah. As long as they stay married, the marriage is what's loyal.

The family. They're about the family, bro. But cheating is like. That's Nicaraguan. And that's something I don't even like saying. Yeah, yeah. Carolina Bermuda is Nicaragrin too. Yo, I said broke people, though, only because, like,

I feel like a lot of brothers that are rich, you know, they're successful. I think it comes to a point in time where you realize you got too much to lose. You got too much to lose. You know what I'm saying? So I think that you've become a. Specifically, 50%. Yeah. So I think you're a lot more faithful.

You know what I mean? Broke dudes, they got to fuck a lot of girls that feel better about themselves. That's true. And a lot of times maybe those girls are providing certain things

in their lives they don't have. Absolutely. And whatever woman they are with, they're going to shit on because they can't possibly believe that this woman likes them just for them. Because they don't like themselves.

That's exactly what it is. Now you're getting deep. So I just take a lot of times it be the broke dudes who just don't know how to be faithful. Now, who do you? you think is better at picking up chicks? White guys or black guys?

Picking up chicks? Lifting them off the ground. Picking up chicks. You mean, physically listening? No. Obviously, I mean, getting laid. I've been out of the game so long, bro. I don't know.

Yo, what was your line? What was your go-to line? Why do you say niggas in a room full of white people, Nile? What do you mean? There's one white person in this room. No, it's actually three. Aren't you Latino?

No. Oh, okay. That's kind of. That's not like white, right. I said you, Chris and Angelou. Angelo's half. He's Egyptian. That's like the first blacks.

Angelo is only half when he's around his mom. Wait, your mom is Egyptian? No, that's Joey. I know that's Angelo. Yes. He's got a black mom. I know he's black. He's not black. We consider him.

He's half and half. If milk is labeled half and half, so is Angela. Okay? The mom was a black president. It was Obama. Obama's a black president. Because he's half white. Uh, yes, because he presented as a black man.

But you're saying he presents as Caucasian. He presents as just Michelinus. Like, I don't know what this fuck. No, he's very, he's very miscellaneous. Michelinian. That was crazy. His shirt is a miscellaneous rainbow. I don't see no melanin.

He said melanin rainbow. So this is you trying to identify as black via the shirt. My shirt is right here at the top. I know. I see what you're doing. But that is him trying to... That's not melin him, bro. But he's trying to own his blackness.

Like, you've never been in Times Square with the Nation of Islam dudes or whatever. Like, the light-skinned ones are always the most aggressive. Well, Angelo, whatever you own, you can only own 50%. Okay. Sounds good.

That's the truth to the matter. Oh, dude. So you get 20 acres and half a meal? Do you get sunburn? No, that's a good question. Yeah, I do. You say that with pride. No.

As a minute you know somebody trying to be black as fuck for a man. Yes, I do. I get sunburn. I do. So what makes someone black? Am I black? No. Okay.

I'm just asking, guys, if he's not black and maybe anybody could be black. I'm not saying he's 50%? He's half. What percent is Sean King? That's a good question. Half, I guess. 50%? He's 50% black.

Yes. Yes. Who's blacker, though? Would I be blacker if my dad was black? Yes. How though? Because you are what your father is. Well, I lived in his birth out of a black womb, a black queen.

Yo. That is true. I don't like how you used the word queen just now. You know what I'm saying? You used the word queen. It sounds like pandering just now. Oh, shit. I don't like the way you just do the queen out there.

Okay, but you're correct. Yeah, that's crazy. But I was always taught you all what your father is. Because the father's the dominant gene. No, that's a Muslim thing. That's a Muslim thing. I thought it was a science thing. No, Jews are you are what your mom is,

and then Muslims are you guys. I thought science was you are what your father is. Your father is the dominant. What part of science? I don't fucking know. What part of fucking science? I need to know what part of science. You're your dad.

Yes. What about women? Are they their dad? Yes. Yo, by the way, Billy D. Williams, right? Yeah, he's gay now, right? No, he's not. And let's talk about that.

That's the problem. Billy D. Williams was having a conversation. Billy D. Williams, all Billy D. Williams said was he is in touch with his feminine feelings and his male feelings. He said I'm gender something, right? He did not say that. No, he said I'm non-gender. I'm gender fluid. He never said that. Did you read the article? He never said that.

I read the headlines. First of all, he's 82 years old. He don't know what the fuck gender fluid is. He thinks gender fluid is sperm. Okay? He's 80 fucking two. That's some shit y'all just made up in the past five years. He has no idea what the fuck gender fluid is. So he said he's in touch with his feminine side. His feminine side and his male side. And he said that he uses both pronouns sometime. He refers himself as he or he throws himself as she.

That's gender flu. By the way, I find myself doing that with God. I don't say he. I try to say just God. Or sometimes I even say she. I'd be like, he or she when it comes to the creator. Because think about it. If God created every single living thing on this planet,

then God has to be a little bit of everything, right? And if you just think about how life is made, technically we are half woman, half men. We have to have both attributes in us. You can create something without being it. Like, you can build a house. Doesn't mean you're part house. But you have to have half of your mother's attributes.

You have to. You don't think you have any of your mother's attributes whatsoever. I think I have many. I don't think that makes me female. No, I didn't say it makes you totally female, but it goes back to what I be talking about with the sacred, masculine, and the vine feminine. We are made by both man and woman.

Taylor has her daddy and her mother in her. You have your daddy and your mother in her. I have my daddy and my mother in her. You have to have both. Like, it's impossible not to. Of course you do. But he's saying he identifies with the female part and refers to himself as a woman at times.

He said you would never. do that. You would never be like, girl, chill. I've definitely said I'm a bad bitch. What? I have definitely referred to myself as a bad bitch. Really? So are you gender fluid? Are you coming out? I reserve the right to be nigger fluid and I want to come out as nigger fluid

today on this podcast. No matter what you see me doing, I don't care if you see me in Goose Creek, South Carolina with Senator Kamala Harris doing mental health initiatives. I don't care if you see me doing mental health initiatives with Michelle Williams and and Marianne Williamson, regardless of what you see Leonard McKelby doing, I'm nigger fluid. Damn, bro.

That nigger is always there. Now, am I nilla fluid? You're nilla fluid? I think I might be nilla fluid, but I think I'm nilla fluid. I think I'm nilla fluid. Billy D. never said, that was the wild thing to me. He never said I'm gender fluid. Say?

An hour ago. What did he say? Come here, Chris. Get on the mic. He got to get up and get his lines already. I just want to say the producer closest to the mic should have had that information. Oh!

Chris coming for your job, Taylor. Chris coming for your fucking job. He says, what the hell is gender fluid? Don't repeat it again, Chris. Repeat it fucking again. Repeat what Billy D. Williams said again. What did he say? What did he say, Chris?

What the hell is gender fluid? He's 82. He has no fucking idea what that shit is. I just told you all that. Why don't we use common sense? What the hell is gender fluid? That's a whole new term. But what I was talking about was men getting in touch with their softer side of themselves.

I hate me, bro. I hate this era that we live in. You know why? Because I still have common sense. And I'm a logical person. But we live in an era where everything is so illogical and people just be making up shit. When as soon as I saw that headline, first thing I thought to myself was, Billy D. Williams is 82 years old. He has no idea what gender fluid is.

Let me go read what he actually said. Oh, wow. read the article. Not once. Did he say anything about gender? Fluidity. Yeah. Not once. Yeah. Not one fucking time. It's a new term that y'all made up in the past five years. Why would Landau from Star Wars Norris? He wouldn't. Even in the galaxy far, far away. There was no gender fluidity. Because you're dealing with aliens and all kind of other shit. I don't have time to worry about gender. And I don't have time to worry about that kind of shit, yo. God bless Billy D. Williams

for fucking saying this shit. And what he said is absolutely right is what I'm trying to tell you all in the podcast for the past couple of months now. Yeah. Because this is what I've been talking to my spiritual counselor about, my spiritual advisor. Who's your spiritual advisor? Her name is Yadi, Slu-di-Di-Di-What does she do? How'd you meet her? I met her through Angela Rye.

Okay. And what is-you-like? She's like a healer. She's like a therapist who gets to the root of things via a spiritual love. So she's outside of your normal therapist? Yes. I go to my regular therapist. Friday's at 3 o'clock and then I talk to Yadi every night at 9 p.m.

Wednesday nights at 9 p.m. But this whole conversation about the sacred masculine and divine feminine is just about traits. It's just about attributes. You know what I'm saying? They don't have nothing to do with what you're sexually attracted to. None of that. Yeah. It just has to do with just women have certain attributes, certain, what's the word?

Hold on. Traits, certain attributes, certain traits. and men have certain attributes and certain traits and you have to have a balance of both in order to be a whole human. Right. Which would only make sense because if you're raised in a house with a father and a mother, you should be getting the best

of both of those worlds to make you the best human being that you could possibly fucking be. It's simple. You got too much of your father, it's probably not a good thing. If you got too much of your mom, that's probably not a good thing. You just got to have a healthy balance of motherfucking both. Simple as that. so I don't understand why people get upset when they hear that. Like, I don't have no feminine inside of me, nothing feminine about me.

Like, it actually is. What? What's the feminine side? Just feel is straight to your feel. I sleep feminine. What do you mean? Explain. I like being Little Spoon.

I sleep in a jackknife position. So I have one leg straight down and the other one like up. Sometimes I'll put a pillow between my legs. What? Well, if I laid that way around. on my boys, they would be like, why are you laying like that? How do I lay as a straight man? You don't lay because you're a man.

Why would you just lay around? Because I always talk about how scraped to you y'all to lay nut. No, Rick, you feel like you ain't got no control. Like you feel like a scrape bitch when you're getting that nut out. Is that my divine feminine? I do have divine feminine. When I nut and I go like this, uh-huh. That moaning, bro.

You know that makes the sex better. I am a moaner. Wait, how do you moaner? I'm a moaner. I am an encouraging human being. I am like, yes, baby. Do that thing there. How do you talk while you're eating pussy?

Not when I'm eating pussy. When I'm getting things done to me, I am like, yes, baby. Do that, baby. Don't nobody do that like you, baby. Tell me, you should, though. You should come or something like that when you're eating out. I should hum? Or do something like, yeah, talk or something like that when you're...

How the fuck can you talk and eat pussy, but hum? or something like that. Well, this just tastes delicious. Taylor, Taylor, put your finger on your tongue. All right? What your finger on your tongue? This is your niece. Put your finger on your tongue.

Put your finger on your tongue. Now, try to talk. I'm not talking about talking then. I'm just saying I do like make a sound, though, with your mouth, though, while you're eating. Ha! I do know I ain't think shit. It's not like that.

You could bite off some labia like that, dude. That's a dangerous thing. Never mind. You said do the alphabet. It said say the alphabet. That's a white shit, motherfucker. Let me see. Let me see.

White ass, motherfucker. So as you eating pussy, you do the alphabet? Yeah, you say it. Let me see. L, B, G, T, T, what? You told me to do the alphabet. What's the wrong with y'all?

This is why nobody like to talk with people. Yo, LGBT. You told me to do the fucking alphabet. Listen, today is also a whole's birthday. Well, the podcast will be out the day after, but today... Shout to Hove, man. Made it. He is 50 years old.

Wow. Beautiful. Age is a blessing. Don't let anybody tell you different. When it comes to, like, you know, things that you should be trying to stack, you should be trying to stack as many years as motherfucking possible. Facts. You know what I mean?

Because if you look at, you know, just the way things go, especially sometimes in the hip-hop community, Biggie ain't get to little bit 50. How many black shirts this guy going to wear, bro? You, yo, stop. Yo, hold on, yo. Hold on, we're going to get back to you and when you. You're disrespectful now.

You're a pandering-ass motherfucker. He should run for president. He really is, bro. Pock didn't get to live at 50. Bro, he hasn't got to live in 50. What is it called? Melanin' Rainbow shirt. No, we got to come back then because we got to spend some time.

We got to give him a... You got to get some bars because I can't believe you. You spend one thing giving with your mom. And now all of a sudden you want to be black as fucking possible. Come on, bro. All I'm simply saying is happy-born day to hove. 50 years old is a blessing for any man to get to. And I just,

you know, Jay-Z raised a generation. If he's not number one on your list, even if you're being objective, you know, you're not being objective if Jay-Z is not the number one greatest hip-hop artist of all time. And he's got to be in the top ten of greatest artists of all time.

Yeah, why not? Even if you're just talking about talent-wise, but just stats-wise, this guy's got more number-one records than Elvis. You don't know more fun facts about him? You said what? You all want to know fun facts about him? Sure.

Fun facts. You got fun facts about Jay? Yeah. Okay, let's hear it, Ms. Producer. So, Jay-Z lived in London during the 1980s. I don't know if that's true. They said Michael Jackson secretly sang on Jay-Z's hit single, Girls, Girls, Girls.

I've heard that. I don't know if that's true is. Jay-Z, well, we don't know that Jay-Z's father left him. We don't know if that's true. We've got to hit both sides. Okay. Reasonable doubt was originally called Here to the Throne. We don't know if that's true is.

I don't know how you can call these fun facts. I haven't heard one factual thing. There's nothing that you can confirm with a fact. She also said hair to the throne. Hair to the throne. So he waited to. So he waited. He waited.

No, no, you keep that. So Jay-Z waited until he was 48 years old to grow out hair. And now he's that he, that he, that's what you're saying? Come on. He didn't have no hair back then, Taylor. Wait, what? Guys, while we're talking about hair, the best way to prevent more hair loss is to do something about while you still have some. Thankfully, there's four.

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joking, no disrespect to his girl. Nice. How are you going to say, nutting me, no disrespect to your girl, though? Girls are wild, right? You know, girls are wild out here. I want you to come inside of me and produce a child.

And potentially have babies, but no disrespect to you girls. No disrespect. You know what I'm saying? Totally respect. Now, this pandering motherfucker, Angelo. I saw you on Instagram

Angelo. Over the holidays. Angelo. Trying to dance with your black mom. You have no rhythm. She does. Which would let me know that you have more of your white father.

Do you think he looks white to you? I think he looks black. I think he looks suspicious. I think that that shirt he's wearing is perfect. Black-ish. That's crazy. Okay? So, yes. Yo, by the way, he did take off a shirt that said melanin-raimble.

He had a blackish shirt under. Now he's a blackish shirt under. What is under that? What's up, you running for president? I need to see. Is this just a black fist tattooed on your chest? You run up for president? What are you going to do? You want to give $100 billion to HBCUs? What are you doing, bro? What's up? We did the vlog, bro. We did the blackish panel and I saw the shirt, so I had had to get it. That's it.

Don't blame this on me. I've never encouraged you to be black I've never encouraged you to be who and what you are. Do you feel like if you wear these black themed clothes, then it will trigger people to go, oh, he must be black. No, I'm being serious. I don't know.

I just feel like, you know, wearing black stuff is the culture. This is moving to culture. So I don't want to wear any, I don't think anything white's popping. Oh, so it's trendy to you. Oh, yeah, it is. It's not a bad. Wow. See, when you're half and half.

You can do that. When you're half and half, you can do that. That's why, no, I'm proud to be black because it's trendy. What? Or is it vice versa. I don't know what the fuck you talking about. I'm proud to be black, period. Because I ain't got no choice.

But you have a choice. Angelou. I'm black. And I'm proud to be black. And I'm white and I'm... What does your father feel about that? How did your father feel about that? How did your father feel about that?

Seriously. How did your father feel about that? About what? He did it. It's his fault? But he's white. So how... So if you say to him, I'm proud to be.

be black. That's your dad. He's a white man. He's like, yo, what's up with me, bro? I'm going to be honest with you, Angelo. You ain't white anymore, bro. I don't feel like it. It's over. Just because you can wear Tiger Woods hat, you can claim 10 different races. Yeah, that's what it is, bro. That's what it is. Is your dad still alive?

Yeah, yeah. Do you talk to him? Of course. What do you say to you last week? Well, I was, well, for Thanksgiving, you would never go to your white father's off. No, I definitely didn't. I didn't even, you know, I said what's up. I didn't eat his food or nothing. Why not? He cooked. Oh, he has a like a girlfriend, a little girlfriend I don't really fuck with.

A little girlfriend? You've been around your black mama. How's your daddy with his little girlfriend? You went to your daddy house with his little girlfriend for Thanksgiving? You stop by his daddy house with his little girlfriend. Yeah, I show him with my black. You can take a picture of daddy's little girlfriend. Real, no, yeah.

So you black away. I'm black, man. And is your dad's little girlfriend right or black? Oh, no, she's Puerto Rican. Wow. So he couldn't go all the way back. he's like slowly getting there a little bit of spice still yeah yeah yeah yeah interesting but do you feel conflicted about your race serious question um no i used to i went to like where i went to

a high school was all white like i was the darkest dude to graduate in my class right like real rap and then you know come on bro real rap who the fuck says that stop you're trying too hard jesus christ panda panda panda my god real rap is it working no Nice little Hillary callback. I like that. Continue. It's stupid. This fucking guy.

Okay. Go on. What are we talking about? We're talking about you and your identity. And it is probably a tricky thing because white people don't see you as white. And black people, some might not see you as black. So who you are in this middle ground. I'm curious about it.

Maybe you're making a decision. You're leaning into black because you're like, I'm going to choose my identity. I'm not how it's strangers. I told you. It's, um, you know, I grew up. Is I'm not going to hold you kind of like real ramp? Still pandering, bro. I know, I know you're not going to hold him because you don't like cuddling.

Yo, I just, I grew, for real, though, word is bond. Go. I grew around white people. Like, the only time I was around black people was when I went to church and when I was only around my mom's side of the family. Right. And that was not that often because they lived so far upstate, Connecticut and shit. Right.

I stayed around my dad's family a lot. So I guess after I graduated, I started, you know, being introduced to the black culture a lot more. And you think it's cooler? I guess so, yeah. It is. It is cooler. I think it's synonymous. Cool, yeah.

Yes, and for your generation, hip-hop is the culture. You know what I mean? I mean, hip-hop is the origins of hip-hop is black, but hip-hop is the dominant culture throughout the world. You know what I'm saying? And you have genetic access to the entitlement to that culture. I've always, you know. But let's be clear, genetic access don't give you access to the culture. Because there's a lot of people who are black who don't have any of that hip hop in them at all.

They don't have the soul. They don't have none of the soul. But they couldn't have wanted to without, you know. Any question. But I always liked hip-hop. What do you mean by that, Angela? You're talking about like black folks that don't listen to hip-hop? Yeah, it's not the big of a deal anyways.

Yes, yes, it is. I want to hear you, fuck you, keep digging a big a hole for yourself. I'm good. I thought I asked something about it. No, what I was going to say was, I've always liked hip hop, but I never really was able to express myself. Like, when I into high school,

everybody wore preppy, like, preppy, you know, khakis and stuff like that. And I always, like, hip-hop, I always wore fitted hats. And I got made fun of... But hip-hop does the preppy shit, too, though. You think about, like, boys-demand. Not when I was in high school, like, 2010.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, 2010 was the fucking beyond preppy for black people. 28, 27. 2010? Yeah. No, stop. That was like, yeah.

At the Kanye era. But where'd you want to school? I went to Rye High School. Where's that? In Westchester. Westchester's like 10 years behind. Really? Yeah, dude.

And even like Connecticut a little bit too sometimes. You could have to do the boys' the men. Boys and men used to wait a sweater vest with the ties and the short pants. I didn't like that. I was more like the baggy style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I always stood out like that. Right.

And now I feel like, you know, I get to fit in more. So what would you say to young kids that share your identity issues? Listen to logic? No, no, I don't know. Drake, Drake. Drake doesn't explore his identity issues. I think Drake does a great... There's a whole song called You and the Six

where he says, you used to get made fun of for being black and now you're here and now you're not black enough. Oh, okay. I don't listen to that. I'm gonna take your word for it. And do you relate to that? Absolutely.

Right. I like seeing Drake do the hell yeah, fucking right, video. Right. That was a black miss for me. You know what I'm saying? Like, that was him embracing both sides. That's what Tiffany did last night

Her birthday party. She embraced both sides of her heritage. I thought that shit is dope. That's exactly how you could explain. I embrace both sides. And maybe you found the ability to brace the black side

a little bit easier now that you're older and you can put yourself in environments where that culture thrives. Whereas when you were younger, you were kind of forced into this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, how do you feel about people? I think he's just picking the bigger Trump card, bro. Ooh. Like meaning like if you're black and Jewish, you would want to rep both of those. Wait, are you Jewish too? No.

No, he's not. But I'm saying, if you're black and Jewish. you would want to rep both of those because both of those coaches are popping. Right. You're black and white. You're looking around.

You're like, ah, all this white supremacy and this race is not I don't really want to claim this white shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's not cool to wrap anyway.

Why would I want to do that? That's hate. Say what? Excuse me? That's hate. That's hate. Oh, white supremacy's hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But what about like white but not supremacy? You know, just like regular all white. It's white. I mean, I'm Italian, so I can wrap it. Being Italian. Italian's sick. What do you think black people got all their cool shit from? Italians.

Not all of it. But there was a period. Come on, yo. Stop acting like black people don't fuck with Italian culture. There was a period. Stop acting. You want to talk about Jay-Z. Bring up that reasonable doubt album.

Bring up that reasonable doubt. Andrew is right. There was a moment where black rappers, especially in New York, were obsessed with Italian mafia culture. Please show some respect. It's a fact. It was all Biggie, Jay. No.

It was coming in. Fashion, culture, vocabulary. The way they moved. The Wu Gambinos. They all had all of these different Italian nicknames. The Teflon Don. The Teflon Don, come on. Biggie, Biggie Small.

All of them, junior mafia, like, they all embraced the Italian mafia culture. Because at the moment, it was super cool. They had all these great movies about it. It was super influential. It wasn't only... You got a rapper's named Capone. Facts.

You know what I mean? Herb Gotti. I guess all of this, yes. That is a fact. There was a period. Scarface. Scarface. Scarface.

Well, no, no. Scarface is Cuban. But Al Capone was also referred to as Scarface. But Scarface that we know from the movie, Tony Matana is Cuban. But there was a Capone, though. But there was a period in time where black people absolutely positively were in, we're loving Italian mafioso culture. That's the fact.

But not just black people. Everybody was into it. Irish people were into white people that aren't Italian were into it because it was fucking romanticized and cool in the same way where. we're all so indulgent in like modern black culture right now, right? I think what happens is we're so drawn to cool. It doesn't matter who's doing the cool. We're going to try to replicate it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everybody's going to have their time to shine. You know, like back in a day, I bet with Frank Sinatra and those guys, everybody wanted to beat him. Bro, cowboys. Shit, cowboys. In America, everybody wanted to be a cowboy until Brokeback Mountain came up. That's a fact.

It might stop a little before that, but... No, I think it was Brokeback Mountain. I think Brokeback Mountain, and when the Cowboys stop winning Super Bowls, my fuck is like, man, fuck this cowboy shit, bro. It might be true. I'm serious. Might be true. Except for in Texas.

Oh, they love it. And, you know, I like that people love it regardless of if other people think it's cool. You know it's true to them. Yeah, you're not hopping on trends. When it's true to them, you're not hopping on trends. Now, Angelo, back away from the microphone, you trendy, black boy. Imagine I said that. What?

You know, I can call him a cracker though, right? Crack. Crack. I can call him crack. Crack half. He's crack. He's not an er. He's not the er.

He's not the er. He's not the er is for nigger. Oh, he's cracker. Yes. Anselo is a cracked ur. Just got hot in here, dude. I don't know. Just got a little hot in here, guys.

No, either way you spin it, either way. You can be a cracker. Or a nigger. Holy shit. Wow. Crack-ish. You are crack-ish. You're crack-ish.

I like it. All right. That's all we have for you today, guys, because we got shit to do. Hey, man. We love y'all. We love y'all. Damn, we got to talk about Kamala dropping out the race. Oh, yeah, yeah, let's talk.

We got to talk about Kamala dropping out the race. And you have inside information, it seems... I don't want to even say inside information. Let me say this. You are... I don't know if the word surprisingly is the right word, but like, whenever we're having group text discussions, you seem incredibly informed about the election in a way you were not in the previous election. Previous election. You are into the minutia of this one.

Well, here's the thing. The first time I ever voted was 2008 for President Barack Obama. Didn't vote for any other reason other than he was black and cheesy song was fire. Same. My president is black, my lambas blue. I didn't, like, oh, black man got a chance to win. And he seemed black, black, like, whoa, even though he was blackish, you know what I mean?

But we didn't, we didn't. No, he just played basketball, black rap music. Got a white for black wife. Wife was black daughters. She is. Did a little weed in high school. Shit. I'm fucking with, smoke a cigarette.

I fuck with Barack O. Hussein Obama, right? So I voted for Barack. 2016, um, I got, I started to get a little bit more informed because I didn't know who I wanted to vote for. So I was looking at both sides. I was looking at Republican. Remember I had discussions about Marco Rubio and different people.

I was also looking at all of the Democrats. So I started to get a little bit more informed about their actual policies and legislations they wanted to introduce and things of that nature. And that's just something that has just grown. Like, you know, it's something I've been educating myself on since then. And I guess, you know, interviewing all these presidential candidates starting back in 2016. You kind of got to know what you're going on. You know what you're talking on? You know what I mean?

So, yeah, I am a little, I'm a lot more informed than I was. Right. I think of a fuck about politics. I was on my JZ shit. Government, fuck government. We politic ourselves. Right. You know?

But, yes, I'm all in. Okay, so now Kamala drops out. She dropped out. What is the reason why she dropped out? We were talking about the group techs. No money. No money. So being, no money means that you weren't garnering the support that you needed, you know?

And you need money to run a campaign because you need to promote the campaign. need to do online advertising, you need to do TV ads, you need to pay staff, all that kind of stuff. And when people stop donating, you effectively have to shut down your campaign, even if you still want to run, just because you don't have the money to run it. And Senator Harris's case is very unique because a super PAC

was just giving her a million dollars to run ads in Iowa. Right. You know, Iowa was one of the early primary states, so you need Iowa. Right. And she had qualified for the December debate. Right. And the December of the 19th. What is this?

What are we playing? No. So why, why, I don't see why they couldn't hold off to the 19th on a shoestring budget just for her to be in the last debate, give one last hurrah. Yeah. I personally, I think, I don't think Senator Harris ever got a fair shot. I think that everything is up for question. You know, yes, you should be able to question her record as a prosecutor. Right.

I thought that she should have leaned in to being a prosecutor very early on. I agree. I think that she should have been out here saying what she initially did, eventually did, you know, saying Donald Trump is a criminal. I'm a prosecutor. I'm gonna lock his ass up. You know what I mean? I don't think it's anything wrong

with being a prosecutor. Like when you're a prosecutor, people are going to go to jail under your watch. You're going to get people locked up. Black people, white people. I guarantee you if you did the percentage

of white people to black people that she locked up. I'm sure it was more white people. It's more white people in the world, in the population, in America. Right, but it's about percentage compared to the population.

It's not about total. I don't know how many people are she locked up. Right. I just know that as a prosecutor, it's very wild to act like she's not going to lock up any black and brown people. You know what I'm saying? Plus, we live in this era where it was so much misinformation that went out there. Like immediately, Kamala's a cop.

Kamala locked up an abnormal amount of people from marijuana, which isn't true. You know what I'm saying? Like all of these things that they just threw out there, which I was confused by because the reason I gravitated towards Kamala to begin with was because I was looking at the things that she was doing as far as criminal justice reform. And a lot of it was very progressive. Like she's been doing the Back on Track program since 2005 And that helps people who You know, are coming out of jail

To get on their feet. You know what I mean? So she does a lot of things To either keep people out of jail Or help people once they get out of jail Right. But that wasn't the narrative that spread through social media. The narrative stuck.

Tulsi Gabbard had like a really A couple good digs on her And it seemed like those went viral And I think those went viral because That was blown out of proportion too though Right, right. And I want you to tell you my mind. Because it goes back to the weed thing on Breakfast Club.

No, no, I want you to do. to explain why, but I think what also happens is sometimes, like, when somebody says something that you already feel, you share it more. Confirmation bias. Yes, confirmation bias. And I think that's what happens. Like, there was this sentiment about Kamala. And then when somebody confirmed it with facts, it was like, ah, finally, you said what I've

been thinking. Now, you said on the breakfast club that these things were. Everybody was calling her a hypocrite because she said that she smoked weed in college. Right. And people are like, well, if you smoke weed in college, well, why do people go to jail? Yeah. Because that's the law.

She would have went to jail in college, too. She got caught? I agree that. I would have liked her to go when they're like, you put all these black people in jail. And it's like, I put people who break the law in jail. That's my job. She said that, though.

Really? She literally said, you expect me not to put murderers and rapists and drug dealers in jail? Like, I don't know. All I'm saying is, I think it's sad that she's not in the race no more. The reason I think it's sad that she's not in the race no more because three and a half years after having our first black president, we have no black people on that stage.

Right. You know what I'm saying? There will be no black people on the next debate stage. Right. And if you're at the Democratic Party and you're supposed to be the party of the people, it don't look like that right now. You know what I mean? I mean, it's still got diversity because you have Elizabeth Warren there.

She's a woman, Native American. You have Mayor Pete, who's a gay man. What I'm talking about for me as a black man, book is not making, he hasn't made the next debate stage? What about Deval Patrick? I don't know where Deval Patrick comes in it. He's like the guy in the Royal Rumble that you didn't know was in the Royal Rumble, and he just comes in.

He's like the second to the last guy that comes in. He's got all the energy. But I haven't seen him make any impact other than when he announced. This is my suspicion. My suspicion is that the Biden campaign said to Kamala, hey, stop wasting money on your campaign. You're going to be my VP. save the money, put it in a war chest,

and then we can use it when we're actually running for president. It could be that. Or it could be, yo, I'm not going to ruin, same difference. I'm not going to ruin any future political aspirations by being in this race and continue to let all these false narratives, you know, go out. These false narratives have already kind of killed my campaign. I'm still Senator in California until 2022.

Very important. I may want to run it. I'm probably going to run again for Senator in California. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like I'm not going to let anything damage my faith. future political aspirations. Because she can always come back to the president. She's only 55.

Yeah, that's something people don't realize. It's like a lot of these people are not running for president. They're using this as a platform to run for something else. I don't know if Mayor Pete really believes he can be president, but you know what he will be? Senator. Senator of Indiana. Our congressman, absolutely. Same thing, right?

And that could go for Kamala. Kamala could be governor of California. Who knows? I don't know if that's a more powerful position than Senator. I don't know what the... I mean, she could be Attorney General. But you know what I'm saying. She could be Attorney General, right?

She could be Attorney General. So you are auditioning for, it's like when you go audition for a play or something like that. You might get a role, but not the one that you wanted. Yeah. Specifically. I like Senator Harris. So what is it, Biden? I mean, are they just giving up?

Do you think they're just giving up? Because if Biden is the nominee, they're giving up. If Sanders is, Bernie Sanders is the nominee, I think there's a chance and you just got to let Sanders fucking go. Yeah, I think it really depends who the VP is. like there's no white man that can run for president and on the Democratic side and not have a very, very diverse vice president. I'm talking about a woman or a woman of color.

Like you almost have to have that, especially this crop of people. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like Joe ain't going to do it alone. Do you? Yes. Don't you think there's so much anti-Trump sentiment

that people are just going to go, I don't think it's a lot of. I don't think it's a lot of anti-Trumpism. think it's a lot of anti-Trump sentiment. I think that anti-Trump sentiment is some bullshit. It's a social media narrative. It can't possibly be anti-Trump sentiment because people actually voted for Trump.

And Trump still has supporters now. And he has people that come to his defense now. And he's got a war chest that's out of this motherfucking world. And none of the Republicans are saying he's wrong for what he's doing. They're actually defending him. So it can't be that much anti-Trump sentiment, bro. A lot of people voted for Trump's because they don't like Hillary. A lot.

Well, no. Naila just said a lot of people voted for Trump because they don't like Hillary. No, a lot of people didn't vote, period. Because they don't like Hillary, which essentially helped Trump. Yes. Yeah. Either way, I'm sad that Senator Harris is no longer in the race. I saw Cory Booker say it's more billionaires than black people in the next debate.

And that's the truth. You know what I mean? Like, I just, I don't know. I just think it's tough, bro. Yeah. It's tough. Money is the name of the game. especially in politics.

And social media don't help. Money is the name of the game, period, bro. Yeah, those billionaires are literally running to protect their money. Bro. Like, none of these billionaires got in the game until Elizabeth Warren was like, we're going to tax all the billionaires. They're like, all right, I got you.

Let's put a stop to this shit. And by the way, the DNC, Tom Perez and y'all, y'all got to really change the qualifications of what it takes to make these debate stages and all of this type of shit, man, because it's going to look really stupid. Tom Steyer is not polling anywhere. Oh, so you're saying. polling anywhere.

The DNC has a corruption problem. We know that already. You're saying the DNC, the organization that ripped Bernie Sanders off for the last election, has a corruption problem? Yes. They're scumbags. We had Tom Perez on the Burroughs club. I pressed them about all of that.

You know what I'm saying? That's the thing that there's a saying and I'm going to get it wrong. So maybe I won't say exactly. But who the fuck said it? Oh, no, Malcolm X. He said, I believe it was Malcolm X. You a pander. Wait till you.

Wait, too. So you're the saying. You might not think so. Tell me what Malcolm Jamal want to sit. He said, white women got the best pussy. No. Actually, Malcolm Jamal Warner might have said that. But, no, he said,

a Republican is a wolf. He'll show you, someone look this up. I got it. You know the exact one, right? I don't even want to say it. I don't want to ruin it. But if you... I thought it was about Democrats.

It is. But he uses... He says something about like, something instead of like, a Republican is a wolf. When he shows his teeth, you know what the purpose of those teeth are. He goes,

a Democrat is a fucking fish or something. I don't fucking... He said, Michael McSaid, we won't organize any black man to be a Democrat or a Republican because both of them have sold us out. Both of them have sold us out.

Both parties have sold us out. Both parties are racist. And the Democratic Party is more racist than the Republican Party. Say that again. He said both parties are racist and the Democratic Party is more racist than the Republican Party. Now, granted, it's very important to note that this was before the Civil Rights Act was established in 1964 under the leadership of Martin Luther King Jr. And the well-known racist, Lyndon B. Johnson.

So racism in America was at an all-time high because that's that dumb-ass logic that Kanye likes to use when it comes to Republicans and Democrats. But the ideologies of the parties were totally different. Of course. Of course. I'm not holding the ideology of the parties back in a day to now. obviously is a different standard and different care about civil rights. But the statement is interesting, even if you remove Democrat or, but keep on going. The next thing is about the teeth.

He says, I'm trying. Do you have it? What is it, Chris? I see the, get on the microphone. One is a wolf to other is a fox. One is a wolf the other is a fox. The wolf shows you. Yeah, yeah.

The wolf shows your teeth and you're like, oh, fuck, I got to stay away from the wolf. But the fox, no, the fox will come over. He'll be cute. You could like pet him, et cetera. but at the end of the day, he's going to fucking eat you. That bar didn't age well, bro. I'm going to tell you why that bar didn't age well. Why?

What the fuck is a fox ever eating a human? Fox don't eat humans. So they bite them? I've never been attacked by a Fox. Fox run. Fox run. Well, take that up with Malcolm, bro. Maybe it was different back then.

It might have been a different breed of Fox back then. But the point that he's trying to make is there's one group that is making it seem like they want everything. to empower you, et cetera, but they might not exactly want. Now, I'm not saying that Democrats don't want. And I think that there are Democrats that truly do want to help black people and other minorities, et cetera. I think it might be Republicans that truly want to help too.

That's that all I'm trying to say is just to assume because someone is Republican that they don't want to help you is unfair. Because you don't know what's in that person's heart. Yes, that's a fact. You really just don't. And we might find out that there are people that are Republican and they have donated tons of money to, you know, different, I don't know, charities, et cetera, that have the best interests of black people out there.

Listen, this is Malcolm said politically the American Negro is nothing but a football. And the white liberals controlled its mentally dead ball through tricks of tokenism. False promises of integration and civil rights. In this profitable game of deceiving and exploiting the political politician of the American Negro, those white liberals have the willing cooperation of the Negro civil rights leaders. These leaders sell out our people for just a few crumbs of token recognition and token gains. these leaders are satisfied with token victories and token progress because they themselves are nothing but token leaders.

Now, this is a different time. We're not putting on this time. But having a healthy skepticism about everyone and having a healthy optimism about everyone is good. If you find a Republican mayoral candidate that really wants to help your city and seems like they want to help you with the things that you want to do, let's say, in Monks Corner, South Carolina,

Why would not do it? Why would you not? You think I don't bill with Republicans You should. Salute to my guys, Tim Scott, sending to Tim Scott. You take me in Tim Scott. I'm doing something with Tim in February.

You know what I mean? There it is. When it comes to different things and I want to make phone calls and ask people about things and how to get involved and certain things, you think I'm not calling?

I give a fuck if he's a Republican or a Democrat? Who can get shit done? That's all I care about. Listen, Linda B. Johnson was a well-known racist. What did? Martin Luther King Jr. got him. them to submit to the Civil Rights Act

and the voting right check. I don't give a fuck personally. You know what I mean? I'm a bill with who can help me and mine. I'm always about my interest. Here's the quote. It is, once we do for self, then we will be able to solve our own problems.

That's about black jobs. No, no, I'm saying. The white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either, but they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves. They show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the negro.

But they're sly. But pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives. They lure the negro. And as the negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the smiling fox. One is the wolf. The other is the fox. No matter what, they'll both eat you.

Listen, I love what he's saying. But I just have to see a fox eat a human in order for me to really commit to that bar. I get what he's saying. It takes a wild to eat a human. That's what I'm saying. A fox. He should have chose something else. Come on.

A swiper, no swiping. I've never seen a fox eat a human. I've seen him steal. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I don't know. But I love to, I understand what Malcolm's saying, though. Yeah.

But I just, you know, I need, when you say stuff like that, I'm thinking literally, like, you know. Yes. That's all. That's all. Healthy optimism. Healthy skepticism. Oh. Have it.

Oh. One more thing, though, before we get out of here. Go. I sent this in the group chat because you know I love to be right. right, but just to have other people agree with some shit, I might have said that people thought was crazy. I put this in the group chat. Damn.

Didn't I send it to y'all? No. I did send it to you, man. I think that's your gay's only one. Hold on. I don't have a gay only group chat. That wouldn't be any fun. You have to all be included.

Hold on, I had it right here. It was about the dude on CNN saying that Trump's not leaving in 2020. If he, well, more of the story is, again, it's a dude on CNN. I can't remember his name right now. He said that Trump's not leaving in 2020. But that's my whole thing. If Trump loses the election,

I don't know why people think he's just going to leave the White House. He has William Barr, who's the head of the DOJ. He's got two Supreme Court justice that he appointed. His motherfucker has appointed over 160-something federal judges. Do you think that he's not going to challenge any win by the Democratic Party and say that they cheated? and they rigged the election, and you think that William Barr is not going to side with him

and run it up to the Supreme Court, and you think the Supreme Court is not going to allow their guy to stay a little bit longer? You think there's nothing we've seen that's been normal about this presidency. I hear what you're saying. I think it's... Can you see Trump walking away normally, Andrew? No way.

I mean, I don't think he'll lose this. Currently with the people that we have running on the Democratic side, I don't think he'll lose. I don't think you're going to lose either. But that being said, like, if there's one thing America does not play around with, and that is people fucking with tradition. Like, you try to take our guns, motherfuckers will go crazy. A kid gets shot up every single week, and people are still like,

I ain't giving my gun away, right? We do not care about that shit. And one of those traditions is you get two terms and you out. There's only one president that's taking more than two terms, right? That's FDR. He did three during World War II, if I'm not mistaken, right? A lot of that was sympathy, though. Why? Because he couldn't walk?

Yeah. Right. Yeah. So if Trump really wants it that bad, maybe he'll go the FDR route. But he just starts rolling around and shit. Real talk, he might do it. He might do it. These are the best wheels you've ever seen.

I tell you the bearings on these wheels. I think I'm doing Bernie Sanders. No, no, no. Trump will be like, this impeachment has left me impaired. Okay. So now I have to be in a wheelchair. I would like to leave the White House, but I can't. I need two more years for the two legs I lost.

I can't do Trump. I lost my Trump. It's just burning. Anyway, I love Trump. I love Trump. I just, I love all the conspiracies about him not wanting to leave. I find him funny, but at the end of the day, it's like, that's something you don't fuck with in America. America does not fuck with that shit.

America might need that, bro. America might need that. No, no, no, no, no. America might need that to realize that country is bigger than party. And they might finally need that to realize, whoa, this guy's been pulling the wool over our eyes for so motherfucking long. He really is everything that people say he wants to be. This is the reason he cozys up the guys like Putin. And he wants to be that dictator, that ruler.

And I think that might finally be the straw that breaks the motherfucking Republicans. back. And it will break them. Yes. That's something that we don't play with, man. That's what everybody would have to agree with that as a country, right? Like, whoa, bro, we can't have this. Hey, bro.

He would be out of here. That's a fact. Well, it would be out of here. 2020 is going to be fun, guys. Some fireworks. Now, as always, if you look to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent. Oh, I got one thing that I want to promote.

Oh, okay. You know how I've been doing those fashion videos? Yes. online for a while now. And people have been asking me like, yo, where can we get the clothing from the fashion videos? And we usually only do it on live shows.

But this weekend, three days only, we're doing fashion online. The number one... Y'all don't sell your merch online? No, never. Wow. It was only live shows you could access it.

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That's the website. F-A-S-H-U-N-D-S-H-U-N-D-S-H-SOP. Go get it. You should have done that as well. Maybe we could put that earlier. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So, again, this is your opportunity. I know maybe I haven't done a show in your city.

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