The Brilliant Idiots - Honorable Discharge

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots Podcast, the hosts discuss various topics including Eddie Murphy's stand-up, an unbelievable moment at a DC show, The conversation then shifts to the migrant crisis and its potential impact on the upcoming election. They also discuss the disillusionment with political parties and the need for accountability. They discuss comedy tours and dealing with friends' changing behavior. Speculation on Jesus' return and achieving financial security are also explored. Chapters: 00:00 Introduction and Eddie Murphy Stand-Up 07:58 Unbelievable Moment at DC Show 14:14 Discussion on Eddie Murphy and Comedy 18:16 Reviewing Matt Gaetz's Statement 27:24 Discussion on Karen, Julio, and Jamal 41:53 Prostate Exams and Medical Experiences 42:47 Gynecological Exams and Women's Health 44:43 Honorable or Dishonorable Discharge 52:00 Church Announcements 55:45 Discussion on Immigration and Migrant Crisis 57:40 Critiquing Political Parties and Disillusionment 01:09:20 Criticism of Charlamagne’s Statements 01:14:36 Discussion on Joe Biden's Campaign 01:19:37 Discussion on Donald Trump's Political Style 01:27:55 Discussion on Women's Behavior 01:29:05 Defending Black Women 01:35:05 Dealing with Friends' Behavior 01:37:03 Speculation on Jesus' Return 01:41:01 Achieving Financial Security 01:41:59 Balancing Mindfulness of Opinions ************************************ Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Shalamana God. Andrew Schult. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness, baby. Hezzy Kyle Walker. Here. How you feeling, man? I'm blessed, black and highly favored, man. How was your weekend?

You're weak. Oh, it was good. We were down in Washington, D.C., man. Got to do the Dar Constitutional Hall. Wow. Which is where Eddie Murphy filmed Delirious. Wow. That's the first piece of stand-up I ever heard of my life.

I heard a cassette tape of it. I was with my dad. He played it. And I mean, my dad was crying laughing at the Ralph Crandom was gay. Was that the red leather outfit? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. So he filmed it there and we did two shows there.

I didn't even realize that was the venue until we were there. And then it was like, it was a surreal moment. Obviously, this is like that singular time listening to stand up changed the rest of my life. And now, you know, doing two shows at the venue. How many gay jokes did you do in honor of Eddie Murphy? If you go back and watch the- You've got to let it rip, man. Oh, you got to let it rip, man.

Oh, come on. I was trying to explain to somebody earlier. I don't know if it was delirious or raw, but both of them, because one of them he got in trouble for, are the equivalent of trouble back then. And then he came back on the next special and made fun of getting in trouble. He got in trouble because he was clowning the LGBTQ community. Yeah.

And I was explaining it to somebody who's much younger than me. And I was like, that was back in the day when, like, you let the slur fly. He goes, his eyes got big, and he goes, the F? And I go, yeah. Yo. Yes, young whippersnapper. Yo, it was. The beginning of that special is crazy.

I played it for my wife. I was like, yo, this is the reason I do comedy. I was like, this changed my life. This made me the comedian I am today. And I put it on. And the first few minutes are, like, there's a lot of f***es out there. Ain't there a lot of f***s out there?

We got to watch out for these people. They look at their ass. Your ass gets hot. My wife just took it to that. Wait, wait, this is what? I was like, no, no, I get to the end. The Goody Goo Goo. But the funny part about it is when you watch it now,

it's not the most complex comedy, but for the 80s, it was just funny. Now, the storytelling is so complex and beautiful. That character work is amazing and a punchline. I mean, he was fantastic. My favorite one is, I can't remember, I don't know if it's the lyrics or raw, but when he has. Eddie.

No, no, no, no. Eddie. when he's talking about how everybody was mad about him. All the LGBTQ community was mad about him. So he was like, you know, I was walking out of the street, and I hear, re, re, re, real, I'm thinking this police signs, but no, it's death words on top of their car. I can't travel a country freely no more.

I can't go to San Francisco. They got a 24-hour watch waiting for me and air for. As soon as I got off the plane, they'd be like, he's here, yes, yes, it's him, yes, it's him. And the cars are coming rushing across town, be woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, and it won't be no siren, be a real sitting on the roof, going, woo, woo, woo, woo. I'm like, yo, it was funny, man.

It was funny. Nah, he had so many, bro. My dad never let me watch the whole thing. He let me watch it, he let me watch one joke. And it was a joke Eddie said he had for kids. Which was? The rabbit in the woods. And he said, the bear met the rabbit in the woods.

And the bear said to the rabbit, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? I was like, no, I have no, I have no problem. with shit sticking to my fur. So the bed grabbed the rabbit, and wiped his ass with the rabbit. Why was that so funny, actually? I don't know. I don't even think that was Eddie Murphy.

I think your dad just told you that joke. No, I saw it. I think you just confused. You never saw that? I promise you, if it's the baby, look it up, Eddie Murphy bear rabbit joke.

Nah. And if you play, and if it's up, we got to play it. And if there's any gay slurs in there, we got to let the gay slur go because this is history. If these are raw delirons is one of them,

we can't take down our statues. you know what I mean? I see. Nothing about gay. She's an Eddie Murphy, gay. Eddie Murphy, rabbit, bear. Bear.

Now, you got it? Now, y'all don't remember this joke? It's, uh, delirce. Yeah. What part of it is it? Like, what's the concept? It's a joke for kids. My dad, let me see this.

Like, by the way, so many comedians have done this joke and I'm trying to figure out why would you do this joke knowing Eddie Murphy did it in fucking one of the most famous stand-ups ever. Because I think he sees a kid in the audience or something.

Mm-hmm. Here you're here. Here's a joke that you can tell down at school, when school starts. Everybody be quiet now. You're listening, guys? A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, excuse me, you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?

And the rabbit says, no. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. I like that joke. Why was that so funny? Eddie, who was just the biggest rock star in the world? Yeah, that's true. Because that shouldn't have got the last thing. He must have been talking to a child.

He was a kid in the audience. That's I remember. Then it's funny. Yeah, it was a kid in the audience. And he was like, no, he said, is that Gary Coleman? But it was a kid. And then he goes, that's when he did the whole thing about, I have a joke for kids.

You can use this one. That's what my dad let me watch. I never forget this. Okay, then it's funny. I mean, telling a dirty joke to a kid is always funny. Hold on, hold on. The TV is all screwed around. Any kids here?

I mean, little kids. I don't know a lot of people bring their little kids down in. How old are you, man? How old? Oh, you're going to be fucked up when you leave. God, what's a dick? What is that? How old is the other dude right there?

Oh, y'all fucked up now. y'all thought I would be going like this bote and all that shit, right? You know what I'm saying? Our dicks is this big. Kids are going to be waking up like this. A Negro's dicks are coming to get me, mom! I'm going to tell you all right.

Because I've been telling you this dirty stuff. Yeah, see, here's the thing, right? No, we're not going to have you hate on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's for us. Like, you know how you be trying to explain things to a new generation? if they didn't live it or didn't experience it,

that's on them. This shit is for us. Yeah. Like, they might not get into that. It's like listening to like 80s hip hop. Now that is true with comedy. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, and that is true with art in general. Like, sometimes art becomes antiquated. And now if you keep on creating art, like you will change with the times. You'll be inspired by the times. But that does happen. Because we got memories attached to this. Like, you, you, you, you, you,

You got a whole story about your dad. Exactly where I was sitting. That's my, that's right. Like, I know where I was when my dad said, hey, come here, man, I want you to watch this joke. Don't tell your mama. You know what I mean? Like, so you, it's different.

Like, I can't, Alex will watch that and be like, you know what I mean? But to me, it's hilarious still. Yeah. And it's even more hilarious now simply because he's saying a whole bunch of shit that wasn't appropriate then. But it's really not appropriate now. Yeah.

You know? But I like to play it. to let y'all know why we're so fucked up. Now, we are fucked up. You know? But I'm glad we're, yeah. No, no, it was good. It was good.

We came up in a great era. Bro, I had some shit happening in the DC show. I don't even know if I could share the clip because this is so unbelievable. They will feel like it's set up. I heard about this. You did hear about it. A transgender in the front room? Yeah.

Who told you this? I just screeched. The people, they always hit me. Like, people will just hit me like, yo, your boy? Your boy is a wild boy. So I'm asking, I'm asking the women in the audience, right? I go, I just look for a woman and I go, how many eggs do women produce a month?

Okay? And I ask her, she's sitting in the front row. Hold on out of all the women in the audience, she said in the front row. And she goes, I don't know, I'm trans. And I'm like, what, she does not look trans. You know how some women look trans? Really?

Not look trans at all. Really? The dude sitting next to her is so square looking. It's like Chris is a cooler version of him. Damn, Chris. Chris is a cool dude. God. Why you say that last?

Jesus, right? Not saying Chris is, but you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, Chris is an intellectual. He's a writer. You know what I mean? Like he's supposed to look like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a journalist.

He's the producers. You know what I mean? You're not fucking bitches and no leader. You know what I mean? I get exactly what you're saying. Chris popped up on Zoom and I'm like, God damn Chris. Yeah, shit. He can use audio.

But he gives a certain validation. Of course, you know it's going to get done. That's right. That's right. The books delivered in six months. Okay? If Chris shows up, the books delivered. Anyway, this trans was looking very boring woman.

Really? Oh, my God. To the point where I thought she was with the dude to her right? Like, does she look like you might say to her? Have you ever been, have you ever swallowed something up? Well, I knew definitely she has. Damn. Yeah.

Like, I mean, I was, son, it was. Impressive? Yes. What race? Had to be Asian because they are the best of it. Damn. The dude, I thought she was with the dude next door because he was a little more swagged out. She wasn't, she was with the Chris.

And I asked the dude. His name was Chris for real? No, his name was Greg. Oh. He was trans. Is it? Exactly. Yes.

And I asked, and I'm like, yo, I'm like, Greg, do you know? Are you just finding this out? Like, right now, there was their first date. And he goes, he goes, I know. You like what he like? Oh, he'd like. I would have been.

I know. He's trying. She's trying. Damn, Greg. Why am I? Anyway, they were, it was just like. You like what you like, man. Hey, no, no, it was, it was, it was unbelievable.

Guess comedy gods, though. See? Every once in a while I happen. But I'm literally on stage. Like, I'm like, no one would even believe that they're going to think that I set this up because it's so absurd that the first girl I asked goes non-trans. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

You got a new video? Yeah. Gotta put it out. That's inclusive. Yo, I did think it was fire this. She was like up there front row. And also another thing that I didn't do it in the moment. Why wouldn't she be?

You're not Dave Chappelle. Why wouldn't she be? The thing that I fuck with is that afterwards, I didn't coddle her. Like, you know, some people do it. Like, well, you're so brave for being here. Yeah, yeah, no, no. You're going to get these jokes. Like, everybody else gets these jokes.

Like, this is what's going to happen. So you started hitting her. Brough, like she was a man. You know? But she wasn't. You know what I mean? But she had to get it. And Greg was getting them too.

Greg was going to get clubbed then and later. Greg was going to get my fuck. Greg is front role. His trans woman, minding his business. There's not a joke you could tell him he could care about. He's going to go home later. He's getting swallowed up. He's good.

He don't care. I think they both swallow it. Because Shorty told me she still got the meat attached. Oh, y'all had a whole combo. This might have been on for 15 minutes. This wasn't a one-off. It literally diverted the show for 15 minutes. No.

It was unbelievable. It kept getting crazier and crazy. Do you think it's because you were, in your head, like, nobody's going to believe this. I kept saying it out loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, it's not believable. And then Greg just kept on.

Damn. He kept on keeping on. Damn, Greg. Yo, Greg kept on keeping on. What was her name? Riley. No, man. Riley and Greg.

Yeah, what's a good name? Because I go both ways. It does. Greg Riley, Riley. Yeah. Okay, Riley. What's Luther Riley, man? Yeah, shout out, but shout out Greg.

Also, the throat king. If you ever been swallowed up. Shout out the throat king, right? Come on, Greg. I'm not mad at Greg, man. Greg is a G. Really, if you pop up like that, you ain't tripping, Greg?

Like, I don't care what y'all think. I'm happy. Ro. He's happy. He likes him trans. I thought that she looked too she to be, like, I was like, are you into her? No, not in like a bad, like,

if you're into trans, you like a little bit more, there's a little bit more masculine aesthetic. Because it started that way. A little more handsomeness. There's a little more handsomeness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Shorty wasn't that.

She wasn't handsome at all. So I'm like, is she letting you down a little bit? Because you want some jaw. Nah, you said she still got the meat. I don't think they want that. Want the meat. It's like they didn't have a choice. Did she have breasts?

Yeah, I think she had breasts. Shout out to Greg, man. Yo, she bought the tickets to the show. And I was like, yo, you got to cut that out, yo. What? You told her to do what? I'm saying if you want to be a woman, you got to commit. bro, you can't, you know what I mean?

Like, yo, are you trying to be a woman or not? Is it Uchi Wally Wally or isn't one mic? Damn. Anyway. What we got, Taylor? All memes necessary. Oh, man. The goat strikes again.

Oh, let me see. I think this is old. I feel like I saw this before. But it resurfaced on social media for some reason this weekend, man. Let me see it. I love him. You gotta start from the beginning. The goat.

Their way into acceptance, I need you to understand. I need you to shake that booty. I'm blocking you, brother. We don't do that here. We don't do that. I'm sorry, my brother. This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow thing.

This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow bang, my brother. I don't want no men on my feed telling men to shake their backside. We're not doing no two-de-fing. fruity here. I'm sorry, my brother. Whatever you went to, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. You can indulge in all the European lifestyle activities you want. But you're not going to come on my life and promote anything that's anti-African. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I'm the son of the son and I just got to tell the truth. Like I was saying. Is there anybody that's more authentically

themselves than Dr. Umar Johnson? Beautiful. Is there anybody? All of y'all be talking about standing on business? Who stands on business more than Dr. Umar. So he got the best, like, hands, whatever that is? What is this called? He got the best Birdman in the business. I think it might be better than Birdman. What is this called rubbing your hands? I have no idea.

He got the best hand rub in the business. He's trying to rub the white off the palms. He is. He's trying to get some pulling into the palm, bro. That's back. Can we run that back? I mean, we got to run that back, though. You need a one more time.

Well, look at this hand rub, bro. The hand rum is unmatched. Watch this. Think they can consume their way into acceptance. I need you to understand. I need you to shake that booty. I'm blocking you, brother. We don't do that here.

We don't do that. I'm sorry, my brother. This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow thing. This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow bang, my brother. I don't want no men on my feed, telling men to shake their backside.

We're not doing no to-fruity here. I'm sorry, my brother. Whatever you went to, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. You can indulge in all the you. European lifestyle activities you will. How is the school? Like, when can we see him live?

The school is open. I mean, it's not open, but it's there. Everybody keeps fronting like the school isn't there. It's there. I didn't say it's not there. He's got signage outside of it. I guess, I don't know. I guess he's just waiting to be accredited or whatever.

I mean, does he have students and teachers? Because that's what makes the school. You got to be accredited first, right? What comes first? No. Kanye's shit wasn't accredited? Remember Kanye had some goofy school on the West Coast? Yeah, I remember the Don's accredited.

I mean, you could teach homeschool. That's not accredited. Did you see Kanye get ran up on? By whom? It was a homeless guy, bro. I don't know why Kanye walking around with no security. That's the crazy part about all of this. That shit's set up.

I don't believe nothing with Kanye. Nah, this one was real. This guy was too committed. Like, too, too committed. And you can tell by the way he's skedaddled. Like, Kanye, he's going to skedaddle to his car. He didn't so smart, so new. So new.

You ain't . Boy, at least stop Playway in court it too. I don't know for him. God, damn. Why he got it before his wife? Who's the thought, homie? Is that?

You ain't shtha, boy. You ain't . It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me, man.

It's me, boy. It's two, boy. It ain't two, boys. I can't see. I can't see. Now go. You are. They love you God.

They say he's homeless, but he's dressed just like Connie. Yeah. Yeah. That is set up. It looks like that guy from Hunger Games, SmartCats. You know what talking about? Jeffrey Wright. The crazy part about this is he clearly like the actor, right?

He's up in all right. He clearly got a smartphone too. He's up on all the pop-posts to. He's up on all the pop-posts stories. 12 years, gay. This is 0-7. That's his graduation. Only little, boys, you know so much I'm my sh- I want to

get it, boy. I'm gonna see you're gonna be, boy. Jeez. Oh, you see, right? Kanye thought about getting out and hugging. Nah, he thought again. And that's right. I'm not fucking with this guy.

Hold on. Look at the milk, though. Like, with all due respect, the milk is crazy. What, Kanye's cities? Yeah. What? Yeah. God damn.

That's your pipe, girl. What do you mean? The hottest girl? What's up, bro? Like, with the girl in the front road, your show turns, you know? What's going on? What are you mean?

What are you talking about right now? What are you talking about? I'm talking about the milk. Kanye's titty? Stop it, bro. You acting crazy, bro. What are you talking about? This guy's acting crazy.

What are you talking about? What else is in this video? There's a girl right there with huge floppy bouncing tits, and there were obviously referencing that. Man, stop. Man, you're being disrespectful, bro. You're really being disrespectful. Kanye's going to get in his feelings, invite you to his house again.

Goodness, fucking gracious. Who's that his wife? Yeah, those things are crazy. The Bible says don't lust over another man's wife. Say again? What? You don't care about asses. Kanye posted that?

Yeah. That's the thing. This is why I don't care about talking about it because he's posting his wife in an objectifying manner. So if you post your wife in an objectifying manner, you want us to objectify it. Look how he's posting her. Well, yeah.

I don't talk about wives. No, no, no. But if you're using your wife as a model, and you're posting her ass on Instagram and her titty's all over there cheeks are going crazy is that her tongue I would look at that That is wild if you post that about your wife

And then you get mad if people leave You can't You can't What about the people you know though But that's fucking crazy What if it's people you know If it's people you know comments And about your wife's cheeks or her breast or something

I mean at a certain point If you have eyeballs Then they knew already Right like they knew it before Did you know that those things Were sitting on her chest? Can I want to ask this question. Yeah, ask a question.

How do your fucking chest gets so fat and big? Why? Ask that question. That doesn't even make sense scientifically. If you're a husband, what is the point it is? Yeah, what's the point? I'm going to, no, this is wrong. As a husband, I'm saying I would never do this.

As a husband, what is the point of this? Like, why? He's trying to show that his wife is more hotter than Kim. That's what it looks like. He's trying to show. Huh? How do you get that? I feel like he keeps trying to one-up Kim.

Like, every girl he's had. after her looks like her. Well, let me tell you something. A wise man that I know, comedian, used to have a joke in his arsenal where he would call that a tribute. Okay.

All right. A young... If you hook up with a girl that look just like your wife, that is not cheating. It's a tribute. It's a tribute. That's what young Azekyah Walker used to say.

That's a fact. You go get mad at your husband. been for fucking a girl look just like you. He had to search the whole world. He had to search the whole world to find another you. If he go cheat, why don't he just cheat with some other random bitch? He misses you. I told y'all before the only thing.

Or he just has a type. No, the only way Kanye could discredit us. The only way Connie could remotely make him jealous if he was with a black woman. Yeah. That's it. That's it. You got to go get what she's been emulating. Yeah.

You don't go. I didn't think about it like that. Yeah. You don't go get somebody that's emulating her. her, you go get what Kim has been emulating, you go get you a sister with the real hips and the ass and the breast and all that.

Are there girls that have real everything anymore? Nowadays? Oh, that was kind of looking. Those, I mean, what do you think those breasts are augmented by something, right? I'm not talking about that man's wife, even if he does objectify her and post him on social media his stuff.

We're not talking about it. We're not talking about in terms of anything that. You see what Allison did me just now? What? He said, He's telling me to watch my mic, but he goes. He looks like he goes. Look at those tips. Wow, you did.

You put that off. I said, watch your mic. I didn't know what you were saying. That shit made me feel uncomfortable when you did that shit. That shit did make me feel uncomfortable. Like, what you want? Why would you do? It looked like you just had your tongue out.

I'm just like, he's like, yo, whose tongue is that in the top left? Whose tongue is that? But whose tongue is it is what I'm trying to bring up? Who's music video? I saw Kanye say that he's putting out his new album in parts. It's going to be Voltia. part one, vote your part two,

vote your part three. Do we care? No, no. I mean, it depends who's in a music video. Is there going to be a milk sighting in the music video? I think that's really what it comes down to. I think the thing about Kanye and his music is like, we're always going to be here for it because of how great it was.

I don't care. But what is he going to be telling us now? I genuinely don't. I don't really, I'm going to listen. You know what I mean? But I'm like, I'm not anticipating. Nah, he needs to rely on the milk. If the milk is not there, nobody gives me.

He does. He's at a point right now where it's milk or nothing. Look at all the posts. The posts that are getting, you know, life. Kind of right. No, he's kind of right. He's in a milk-or-nothing phase of his career. He needs milk.

Are y'all saying that because of what he's been doing, like with the Jews and everything? Taylor, you're trying to ask you a serious question when both of us are absolutely. Because you stop Taylor. I mean, God, damn. Why are you talking about juice when we're trying to talk about milk? No, because I'm asking why do y'all feel the way about, if Kanye wasn't doing that, would y'all feel the same way about his music?

Yes, because what is it sucks? Yeah, what's the last great project he put out? I mean, for me, the last complete great project was the Life of Pablo. Oh, beautiful. Amazing now. I think Life of Pablo was a classic. One of the greatest albums of all time.

The Kidsey Ghost album with Cuddy was pretty decent. You know what I mean? It was cool. I didn't listen to it. Other than that, I mean, there was a couple songs on the one where he was in Montana. someday. That was yay.

Someday. I think that's Kids C. Ghost. That's the one on him and Cuddy. No, I think. No, I think that was the Montana joint. They did all that Montana. Remember, they put out like mad albums.

They put out Tiana's album. They put out Naz's album. Did Nas, no justice. Oh, thank God for hip boy. Coming back. Sad. Who else they put out around that time? They put out a bunch of projects.

The Kid C. Ghost Project. They just kept putting out like seven song projects from Montana. Push your T. I think they dropped. Push your T's out. I don't know if Pushy T was Montana. I think Pushy T was before Montana. All I'm saying is like, you know,

Kanye hasn't excited me musically in a minute. I'll keep saying that over and over, man. The best we could get right now is a Drake album executive produced by Kanye and a Kanye album executive produced by Drake. Because they, you know, at one point, Kanye was definitely amused for Drake and definitely an inspiration for Drake.

And Drake has definitely been Kanye's is amused since he got in the game. Like since he got in the fucking game. So let Drake write the raps. Yay produced the beats and vice versa. No, not vice versa, because I don't want Kanye's writing shit

for Drake because he can't. But yay producing beats for Drake. Boom. Now we got some. Now who will produce the milk? Where will we go to get that? Where will we go to get the lactate? Montana's a great place for milk.

You're actually right because there's dairy fat. That's right. That's right. Beef everywhere you go. You know that for a fact. I'm feeling very lactose tolerant at the moment. Did you know that? Hey, Taylor, did you know that?

But why is Taylor so jealous of fat, huge tits? Because they're white. She's only jealous of fat huge. That girl ain't white. What is she? That girl's black. That's the other. Tell me that girl ain't black.

Who? What makes her black? Let us know what it is. How beautiful she is? Oh, what are you going to do with that one? Fucking gotcha. Fucking gotcha. Take that in your pipe and smoke it or something.

Damn, that was racist. Wait a minute, let me think about it. Let me think about it. Let me think, depends what it is. But that in your pipe is smoke. Yeah, if it's meth, if it's not racist, if it's cracked, yeah. Gend dicey. You know what I wanted to ask you about?

Okay, Matt Gates, right? Matt Gates made a statement. Do you have that up there, Taylor? Pull up Matt Gates statement, right? Because I had a, not a take, but I was just like, just, did you hear what I'm going with this? No. Pull up Matt Gates, Taylor.

What is he talking about? Always remember we're a podcast and we're in live in real time. Put Matt Gates, Karen's. Okay? There you go. Yeah, Karen. Put Matt Gates Karen. I mean, Jesus, right, Taylor.

You can't spell Karen. You really hate white women. That is crazy. That is. Don't look for it. You don't even know how to be first spelled it out. K-A-R-R-I-N. Go to the newsmax clip.

I don't want to go through a whole news report. Click real clear politics. Click real clear politics right there. Right there. Right there. You think Matt Gates is talking about black parents? The Julio and a Jamal ready to sign up for the MAGA movement. and that abodes well for our ability to be more diverse

and to be more blue-collar realignment of the Republican Party. And what I could tell you is like, for every Karen we lose, there's a Julio and a Jamal ready to sign up for the Maga Movement, and that abodes well for our ability to be more diverse and to be more diverse. So what he's saying is they're losing a lot of white women, but for every white woman they lose, there's a Spanish man or black man. That's why he said Julio for Spanish,

Jamal for black men, ready to sign up for the Maga Movement. What are your thoughts when you hear that? Yeah, absolutely 100%. Yeah. I believe that that is happening. I think they'll probably be record. Well, I think also the Hispanic community is always, especially if you're talking about like Cubans,

have always been historically conservative. Anything that reminds them of socialism or communism, they reject. So immediately they're like, hey, these liberals are getting too close to socialism or communism. Socialism and communism killed their family members, took all their wealth, and really fucked them out of an existence

in Cuba. So they're like, nah, we're not doing that shit. We're riding with Republicans. So they always do that. But I also think you see that with like Mexicans, El Salvadoran and Venezuela. Dude, every immigrant that comes to America that's not white, most likely comes from a way more conservative country. The only reason that they vote democratically, not the only reason, but one of the major reasons they vote democratically is because the conservative party has been positioned as racist or labeled it.

this race is painted as racist. They're like, well, I can't vote for those races, guys. I got to go with these guys, even though all the values that I have from the country that I came from, line up with the conservative ones. Your reaction to that clip was my reaction. I was just like, well, I mean, I'm not going to overstate it, but I mean, clearly you can look and see that, you know,

there's a lot of Spanish men and a lot of black men, you know, that may be gravitating towards a Republican Party and they're clearly losing white women. But soon as I said that, they said to me, but what about the Julio and Jamal? And I'm like, what about it? And they was like, that's racist. Why is that racist?

I'm like, he said Karen too. Yeah. What's racist about it? If you're going to call, if you're going to generalize a group of white women and call him Karen, then you got to keep it short, right? If you're using slang, Karen, Julio, Jamal.

Yeah. Who thought that was racist? That's why he's getting all the pushback. But, I mean, Matt Gates definitely has a history of saying a lot of racist shit. but I think in that situation right there. Also, that's not to discredit, like, I understand the minorities that come here,

the non-whites that come here, they've also heard things that Republican representatives have said that sounded really fucking racist. They're like, okay, maybe that's not the party for me. And they didn't feel like that party was looking out for their best interest in the same way that Democratic Party

has definitely tried to appeal to minorities. So there's other reasons. But in terms of the actual values of the Republican Party, I think they are much more on the line or in line with what's immigrant values. Yeah, I didn't even want to get that deep with it, bro. I was just talking about Karen, Julio, and Jamal. You know what I'm saying?

I'm with you, though. What you said with some brilliant shit. But I was just like, you know what I was just wanting to talk about the Karen, the Julio's and Jamo. Is it wrong to like assume Jamal's a black guy, Julio's a Spanish guy? What is your best friend's name? Jamil. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Mill, Jamal, Jamal. It's close. It's close. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's a lot of black Jamals. Not that many white Jamals. Very few non-His Hispanic Julios.

And by the way, is Don Julio a racist? They could have named it to kill it anything. You know what I'm saying? They could have named it anything. They called it Don Julio. Why not just Don? Yeah, can anybody even make the argument for this being racist? I don't know.

I mean, maybe if you said like, like a tropey black name, like Shaniqua or something like that, then it might feel a little bit more racist because how many Shaniquas are you actually meeting? But Jamal is like a very just normal black dude name. Seriously, how many white can't carons do we know? I know one, and that's my business part.

Yeah. How many white, all the carons I knew growing up was black? Yeah. How many carons? No, I only know white parents. Yeah, I only know. Really? Yeah.

What about Becky's? Now, Becky's are white. By the way, Becky, Is Becky considered a slur? Because that's kind of a term of endearment. It is. Becky's blowjubs, right? That's what I'm saying. Give me that rapists made songs.

Give me that Becky. Well, Biasse made it like it's a slur. Really? From the song. Oh, because she was referring to a white guy, a white girl has it. She said Becky with the good hair. How did Karen replace Becky, guys? Yeah, it's kind of fucked up.

When did Karen replace Becky? Karen straight up replaced Becky, yo. Taylor was telling me the other day that she's, she's upset that white girls give much better head than black girls. And I was like, I don't know if that's something you should be upset by. That was always, that was always, growing up, that's what they... I don't get why you're upset by that. You know, you know, it's so crazy.

Growing up, and I don't know if Alex you had this, they would always tell us that white girls were faster. Yeah. So if you wanted to get some, you connect with the white girls. And I tell people all the time, like, when you was younger, that would... What was this? That was super weird.

Again, that was a little sucks. Alex, why? You have a microphone. I didn't hear that way. Al, you did do. Yeah, really. He asked me what that was.

I said, fuck quicker. Like, I kind of did this, though. He jerked off and tossed it. No, throw it.

No, I pumped. Bro, you're gonna come like LeBron. This is crazy. You can't Superman like that. That made me feel uncomfortable. I didn't want the mics to pick it up. I'm trying to play

Pictionary here, whatever fucking game that is or whatever. No, that was weird. What was he trying to tell you? That made me feeling comfortable. Yeah. I'm just trying to talk about white girls giving better head than black girls

with my friends, but you guys are trying to say that white girls fuck super easy. That's what we were told when we were younger. When we were younger, that's the things they were put in our heads, right? Because I was just having this conversation with somebody. This is what black too? Isn't that anything about back in slavery? That's wild that they used to say that, though.

Wait, what? You're thinking back to what? Does she, did it sound like, to sound like what you thought it sounded like? That's what she said, thinking back to slavery. Is that what you said? Yeah. What the fuck were you trying to pick on us this episode?

So she's like, you know, I know. Start punching back. No, I'm saying, I'm saying it's wild that it came to white girls to be sluts to us. Because back in slavery, they used to rape us. Oh, Jesus. We were having fun until you brought this fucking Taylor. I really don't know what you're doing. Alex, give me another hand.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Call the flag on the mayor. I'm just trying to talk about something. Use your hands for some good. What the fuck is Taylor talking about? White girls. White girls.

All I'm saying is interesting how the story learned. change. That's all I'm saying. But why do these black dudes even know that the white girls are fast? Like, why aren't they staying true to the sisters? Like, shouldn't they not even have that information? I was having that information. Why do they have so much date on that? Because somebody was saying about how, you know, black men has always lost white women. And I'm like, no, they don't.

I'm like, yo, when we were younger, they would tell us the white women were the ones putting out. And the black women worked. So the black dudes, it was like they didn't even want it. But the white girls were so fast. They couldn't even help it. But I've seen it, though. In my high school, they were definitely fast. This poor black dudes,

everybody's so fast. Now, listen, also, too. Damn, yo. God was fucking crazy. The crazy thing. So these white girls are stealing your man. They're not running fast. Damn.

They're not running fastening. I wasn't dating the men there. But white girls could beat you in a race or beat you to the sucker guy or whatever. Like, what could they beat you at? What is the white girl beating you at? Yeah. How fast are you faster? First of all, first of all, let's get everything in fucking shit.

Let's get it straight. Guys, I was the fastest, let's get it. My team was the fastest of state. My team was as fastest of state. Yeah, I know. 2009, I looked at up. Um,

what was the question again? I'm sorry. When a motherfucker's lying, when a motherfucker's lying, that train would get the rail so fast. You were lying so bad and you can even remember what she was lying about. You had to get the question again

to make your lie even make this. Because you had, you just ready to lie. Because y'all started talking about racing. You was ready to lie. You went out to gate too fast. You went out to get too fast. You went out to get too fast. You went out to get to get.

You went out to get. You're disqualified. This is why black dudes fucking white girls, yeah. This is why black dudes fucking white girls, because they already suck a dick. They're not going through this little bad stuff. They already sucking dick. They don't need to go. The first of all and the second of all, how many of alls do we have?

White girls is sucking. The milk. But that's what the milk is open. That's what I'm saying, though. That's why the black guys wanted to gravitate towards the white girls a lot in my school because they gave it up. That was always. Why weren't the black girls giving it up? Well, they also weren't man enough, I think, for the black girls there, too.

Oh, my God. I'm dead serious. You know, black, too. Because no. Yo, Taylor just said y'all pussy. I did say y'all pussy. Taylor said y'all pussy. Hand of Taylor.

Again, John, go take your head. I'm saying the ones in my school. Yes, they were pussy. Wow. I don't even care. I let Reddit fight my battles. Go ahead. Go off.

Go off, Queen. Go off. Go off. Go off. Go off. Go off to your fingers. Let's go. So now look.

So look. This is crazy. You know, I mean, it's really just because the blackness was pussy and us going like a hand on black guy. God damn, Taylor. They didn't have no cum left in their balls because the white girls were sucking it out. Have you ever been sui or? Suiard. They got mad because we gave them attitude.

That's why. Because they were trying to, because they were trying to be fast with us. Do you remember the stereotype, too, if you had a girlfriend? Like if you had a girlfriend, it was you didn't let your girlfriend do so-called slutty stuff to you. That's when you was young, so you wouldn't want, like, head from your girl. Man, get out of here, bro. You don't remember that when you was young? Never.

I definitely remember that. I couldn't wait for some head. My girlfriend wouldn't swallow, but, like, I'll bust in a random girl's face. But you wouldn't do that to your girlfriend. That's what they said. Tell us. Alex is absolutely right. Y'all never had that shit?

That's like something out of the Sopranas. Where it's just like, I don't know. So do anal with them because they're doing it ever. What are you? What's up? What are you? Yeah. Teller.

Teller. What are you? You got to tell out. What are you? You getting too. You're getting too horny, yo. This goes too horny. You're too horny, yo.

I don't like it like that. You're too horny. No, let's hear you are. No, you really want too horny. You're wilding. Yo, yo, take a deep breath, yo. You're too horny. You need to cool yourself off.

What is your heart. with you, man. Do what you need, but you're posting right now. You're telling nice high school stories. Who the fuck was doing that in school? Anal? Ain't old. Ain't, anal, tail?

Your ass ain't even developed fully yet. You know what I mean? It's not. It's really not. It don't even have enough wrinkles. Yes, they ain't even got wrinkles yet. You're going to buff like an unwrinkled asshole. That's disgusting.

Andrew was lying, yo. Yes, I don't even got wrinkles yet. I didn't even say. You know, you know why they call me. You know why they call it a brown eye? They call it a brown eye because it doesn't even fully get open until you're 25.

25 years old. You know CBS is a butthole. The CBS logo? Yep. Look up the CBS logo. Everybody thinks that's an eye. Look it up. It's not.

It's a butthole turned in a white. I'm serious. It's a butthole turned sideways. You didn't hear. Why would you even bring up anal? You need to stop being so fucking horny. Say repeat after me. I'm not horny.

That's right. Repeat after me. That's right. Repeat after me. Repeat after me. me. Say with me now, I'm not horny. Say, I'm not horny. Say, I'm not horny. You think I'm joking about the CBS logo too.

Say, I'm not horny. Look it up. Can you say it together? I'm not horny. Look it up. But holes are like this. I am a woman of the Lord. You can't even say it. Listen, buttholes are like this. The CBS logo is like this.

So it's a butthole turns sideways. Yeah. And you didn't know that CBS stands for. Cockbutt syndrome. No, comfortable butt sex. Oh, that's also good. Yes. Go to a fucking ass.

No, you're not going to go to an ad. You need to take five deep breath. Wait, Alex, bro, pro. You didn't hear about how- Nobody heard about anal and junior high school. You got it. People don't even believe that you were going. I didn't say junior high school.

What was going on in Philly, yo? Yeah, what was going on in? Now we know I was the crack in the Liberty Bell because that's insane. People having anal sex in junior. Taylor, what is wrong with you? No, I wasn't having it. And all I've heard from black men that white girls were not having, or it wasn't even white girls.

Taylor, we were barely getting to the Catholic. Look, look, they was, you know what I'm saying, though. Okay, so stop playing with me. Why, you're not even playing with her? You. Alex, no, don't know what I'm talking about. Say I'm not horny. I'm giving my body to the Lord.

What are you doing? Yo, I don't know. Alex goes, I was going. All right, all right, okay. You know, what's up with your hair? I see what we do. Yo, real talk? You see what they do?

Ow, what you're doing is fucking disgusting. This sign language is crazy you got going on. Yeah. I ain't never seen no shit. Everything is so sexual is obviously turning Taylor on. I didn't even realize you guys had a thing like that. Really, you're all the ones turned on. You got your fucking finger, your ass in the face.

Wait, but. Shut up. You got your finger in the ass. You got your finger in the ass. It's too fast for your mouth, right? I know. I got my finger in the ass. What are you talking about?

No. No. No. I clearly turned your one from a couple weeks ago. That's why... Oh, she's trying to do a callback from... Listen, a week.

Prostate exams are great people. Did you get your prostate exam? I didn't get my prostate. You didn't? No, not yet. Should I? Aren't you old enough to get one? What do you say?

That's the fuck I'm talking about. Keep going on. No, I'm not trying to be mean. What are you saying? You're old. You're old. You're old. I'm saying you're old.

I should three times a day, that's right. That just means you don't have an old asshole. She said, yeah, asshole, fully turned this way. That's what she said. That's right. Put the CBS logo back where belong, baby. You actually, right? I should go get a prostate exam.

Are you scared because of his story, though? I'm not scared. That's part of the game. I'm more scared of Chris's story when you let them run a fucking choo-choo on him. That was wild. That was fucking insane. Chris didn't tell him no either. I know he just let him.

You didn't tell him yes either, though. Long-ass fingers, too. Victor, I gave him for me. was deep up in that motherfucker right there to the knuckles. Chris, that's Christian. Crazy. Chris got the two-piece finger tendon fucking meal. Yeah, that was to the webbing, Chris.

Did you feel webbing? Y'all, y'all just got a finger. Did you feel webbing? Two-piece finger tender meal, no fries. Ooh. Ooh. Y'all worry about a little finger. We have a whole metal thing that goes up on us.

You got a what? You all worry about a finger. We have a whole metal thing that goes in us. A vibrator? No. Like, I don't know what it's called, But when you go to Godin colleges, they have to put something in and it takes your... It's a spoon.

It's not a spoon. It's just a spoon, Taylor. What is going on? What is going on? Yo, show what you do? What's this movement right here? So what is it? So what's up with you?

Not the spoon, Della. Not the spoon. What are they eating out of you with a spoon? It's uncomfortable. It's like at least this long it spills. Hey, yo. You're congratulating. It's cold.

What are they looking for? No, they have to, they have to sample our, um. Yeast infection. You don't know nothing about women's bodies. No. Somebody needs to tell you what to do with your.

Paul Riley. They're sampling. You are a repulsing. No. This is why we have to throw women what to do with their bodies. They are sampling. They really do.

Excuse me. They're sampling our discharge to see if we have, you know, any infections or anything else. Is it honorable or dishonorable? Yeah, what is your discharge? Is it honorable or dishonorable or dishonorable? Do you have honorable or dishonorable discharge? God damn.

Which one is it? Is it honorable or dishonorable discharge? I don't know what you mean by that. Well, you know, I'm not here to tell a woman more about her body. Yeah, we don't want to. Yeah. No, you should know more than us, but I should know if you got some honorable or dishonorable fucking distraudder. How you are saying it?

I never heard. You got your GYN's email? Yes, I'm fine. Email her, send her a number and just say, hey. Just say, hey, I need to know if my discharge is honorable. I'm not about to do that. Every woman annually has to go to the guy in college to make sure everything is right. And they tell you if discharge is honorable and dishonorable. Just ask her if your

discharge is honorable or dishonorable. I'm fine. I'm fine. Because I told you I'm in a spiritual journey anyway. Don't have anything to do with anything. Go. Just ask, next time, just please. And you don't even got to make it public. Taylor, do that for me.

Do that for us, Taylor. You don't have to make it public. Just please, I'm serious. Ask your GYN. Is your discharge honorable or dishonorable? That's it. Trust you. Like you say, it could be your own.

Let's pay some bills. It's important. You should know it. But why are you saying it like that? Because it's not. You've never asked your doctor that? If it's honorable or not? You've never asked your GYN if you're discharacter.

if your discharge is honorable or dishonorable? They just say it's fine. You need a new join. If they haven't even brought that up to you. What type of insurance? Do you have a do of figma? That's great. That's great.

That's great. Do you? This is how I felt when I went to the doctor a couple weeks ago. She might not even have insurance, do you? I have insurance. Yeah, but does your insurance cover fiction? I'm not doing this with you. I'm not doing it.

Doing what? I'm not. This is how I felt when I went to get my prostate a couple of weeks ago. That's the thing. I felt clueless because I was like, what are you talking about? But he is literally- You're not going to fuck me up with this. I'm going to fucking read.

All the women out there that's listening, all the bearded is women that listen. Please hit Taylor up and tell her she needs to find out of her discharge is honorable or dishonorable. Please. And make sure you're in sure I'll say this. The men let me know that my discharge is on What's your say? If that's a good thing or not.

What did you say, Taylor? I heard you, but I want to hear you again. This is, you need to hear you again. See, I knew something was wrong with that. No, no, no, you said. No, you did. I heard what you said. What did you say?

Let me tell you something. The men in your life. Every man that tastes in me, they want to keep tasting me. That's all I'm just thinking. But what does that mean? What did you say? Whatever, whatever y'all talking about with this honorable and unhonorable shit, just take it as it is.

Go! Fuck y'all. Taylor, I'm serious, man. You need to talk to your GYN. Let's pay some bills, man. Seriously, Taylor. We don't want you to get caught up in anything. We don't, man.

We don't, man. You mean too much to us, man. Yes, please. Just ask. We need to know. I don't need to know. You need to know. Is your discharge, honorable or dishonorily?

Why don't you just tell me what you guys? Ask your mom. You all are talking already about women's shit, so just tell me then. Text your mom. Can you just text her mom? That's kind of a white. wild question. What?

Andrew. I could, but that's kind of wild question. It is a wild question because he don't have my fucking mom's number. Stop playing with me. Anyway. Exactly. He's married. She's married too. So if you want my father's come up here too. I'm going to be honest with you.

And my father's taller than you. Somebody gave me some pie today. Somebody sent me a pot today. You saw it in the studio. No, I didn't. If I'm going to take it. I bet she was not my mom. I'm going to taste it. I let somebody else taste it and they went crazy.

You ain't see when he was eating the pie? I wasn't eating. They was eating. You ain't seen? No, that's crazy. What are you talking about? That is crazy. It's fire. Yeah.

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Thank you guys so much for everybody came out to D.C. We are coming to Nashville. We are coming to Austin, and we added another show in Phoenix. Go get those right now. Next City up for the Life Tour is going to be the first weekend in March. Philly, we added a second show. Might be a few seats left for that at this moment, but I would go get those immediately. thank you guys so much, man.

This has been absolutely amazing. Like, yeah, it's just, this has been crazy. This is what I dreamed to do in my whole life, like doing these venues, doing these massive theaters, these arenas, and it's just an awesome experience. You wanted them, bro. We out here, we out here.

You wanted them. Because of them. Because of them. Because of them, you wanted them. There we go. You wanted them. What about you, Doc? Oh, what we got, man.

Oh, man, it's always something. Shallow waters. Shallow waters is out there. It is, though. I mean, that's the crazy thing about what I do. What I do is always out there. Like, you know, I got a book in print, you know. I got SBH Productions with Audible, so all of that work is out there.

It's like, you know, Unleashed for Love, star and Alicia Renee is out there right now. Broke down profits with Jonathan Majes and Brian Tyree Henry and Dasha Polanco and Donnell Riles is on there. That's out there right now. Invisible Generals by my man, Doug Melville. That's out there right now. So, yeah, man, just thank you to everybody who's been supporting. We got it. Oh, that you know what? That's something I can tell you all about.

The next release coming out from Black Privile Publishing, my book imprint with Simon & Schuster is courtesy of the good sister Alice Randall. It's called My Black Country, A Journey Through Country's Music, Black, Past, Present, and Future. Okay? That will be out April 9th, 2004, man. Alice Randall, My Black Country. So if you're a fan of country music and you're a fan of, you know, just a lot of the black country artists that are out right now this is a great book for you but it's not even just about the country artists that are out right now it's about

black people's history and uh influence on country music so that'll be out April 9th my black country by Alice Randall okay so you can go pre-order that now wherever you buy books now um oh man I wanted to talk to you about this show now you know we just uh came out with a

another media company called Reason Choice Media. Reason Choice Media is a vertical with IHeart that is just a political vertical, right? So all the shows we're going to have on that network are just political shows. The first show that we launched our flagship show is the Native Land podcast with Andrew Gillum, Tiffany Cross, and Angela Ryatt. debuted at number one on Apple Podcasts, right? And it's like top three right now in news. So, you know, we've been making our rounds like me and Angela D. did CNN together, MSNBC together.

And I sat down with Fox, you know what I mean? I sat down with Fox before, you know, salute to Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, how do I pronounce Joseph last name? Joseph Wofsham. Wofsham. Wofsham. But I sat down with Joseph.

And, you know, we talk about a bunch of different things. I'm the type person, man. I don't have a problem having conversations with people who I may not share the same ideologies with, you know what I mean? I don't have to have the same background as you. I don't have to be the same race as you. I just like to talk to different people. You know, that's just the curious side that existed me.

So I was talking to Joseph, and Joseph asked me this question right here. He asked me about the migrant crisis, and will the migrant crisis have an impact on the upcoming election? This is what I said. I have the privileged man of, you know, doing morning radio and speaking to, you know, working class people every single day. of, you know, being involved in my community from, you know, New York, New Jersey, to South Carolina, where I get to look people in the eyes and have, you know, real conversations, you know, with them. And, you know, people are really concerned about this issue. Like, I honestly have never spoken to as many people who are concerned about the migrant issue as I have, you know, over the past year.

And, I mean, I've heard everything from, you know, the gang, MS-13, you know, overrunning neighborhoods. I've heard, you know, what we saw just happened in New York City where the migrants, they took 2,000 migrants and put them into school and made the schools stay home, made the students stay home and, you know, do school via Zoom. And that was a big issue. Like, I mean, people were calling the radio station. That was just this week, you know, really, really, really complaining about that.

So I've never seen, you know, working class people who I interact with every day until this past year really, really, really express their frustration for the migrants. And it's not even just the people. Like, you see politicians who want, you know, champions having new migrants in the city like the mayor, Eric Adams of New York. Now they're like, yo, hold up. This is, this is too much. You know, we've heard Vice President Kamala Harris say, hey, don't come. Like, we've seen that. So, yeah, I think it's going to be a real, real, real.

real, real, you know, real big issue. And, you know, immigration, something like immigration will never be resolved because of the filibuster. Like, the only things that pass are issues where they remove the filibuses. You would need Republicans and Democrats to come together and create some comprehensive immigration reform. But, you know, for whatever reason, they don't seem to be able to do that. Of course, he's the president of the United States of America. If he can take credit for the good things that happen in this country, he has to take credit. for the bad as well because those things happen on on his watch you know and i'm telling you people

are going to go to those sound bites and they're going to go to those sound bites where they saw you know uh you know vice president camilla harris and mayor eric adams and all of these other you know liberals and democrats they're going to go to those sound bites of them welcome them welcoming them into sanctuary cities and i mean you know when uh ron de santis and gregg abbott hold that stunt where they were, you know, shipping migrants to these sanctuary cities, you know, dropping them off, you know, right in front of, you know, the vice president's house, you know,

as cruel as that was, as inhumane as that was, it was effective. Clearly it was effective, you know, because it made a lot of those Democrats start singing a different tune. And I mean, the voters see that. You know, the voters see that. And so what does that look like to the voter?

Just on the surface, just on the surface, it looks like Republicans were right about the issue and Democrats got it wrong. And now a lot of Democrats are starting to sound like the Republicans sounded. So it makes a lot of people say, well, damn, Republicans were actually right on that issue. Just on the surface, just plain on the surface, that's how it looks, you know, to the average voter. Now, I'm going to ask you, just you as a person who observes content and hears things. What did I say wrong in that? I didn't say anything wrong.

I mean, again, I don't know enough information about, like, the school, why the school was used and why the kids weren't there. Like, I don't know the nuance to this, but I think the overall messaging is great, and he absolutely should take responsibility. If he's going to take responsibility for the good, he takes responsibility for the bad. He's in charge, you know, like, this is your team,

and you're the captain in the ship right now. You've got to run it. There's articles. There's an article that came out. I'm not even going to say who you've got to finance yourself. I'm not giving him no love. But I don't care. It was an MSNBC article.

And it said, I'm going to read you the headline. I'm going to read you the headline of the article. And this is probably why they write stuff like this to get shot out, so I'll probably believe it. But it says Meek Mill, Charlamagne de God helped to push MAGA messaging. Like, how was that MAGA messaging? I mean, the problem with saying MAGA messaging is there is MAGA messaging that you also agree with. right not everything that is maga you disagree with but is that maga messaging or is that just observing

what is clearly a problem if it wasn't a problem john fetterman who's a democrat uh of pennsylvania senate wouldn't be saying it's a problem yeah uh vice president camilla harris wouldn't be saying it's a problem president joe biden wouldn't be saying it's a problem he said it's a problem and he's ready to work with it with republicans to get it solved uh mayor eric adams wouldn't be saying it's a problem go talk only thing I would tell anybody who thinks that's maga messaging, get out of your little bubble on social media. Well, it is maga messaging, but it is it, though? It's maga messaging, of course. How is it maga messaging to say it's a problem with the border?

Because I would argue that the most liberal politicians would be wanting to accept these people at the border and create, because their refugees fleeing from, like, you know, some. But they're not anymore. situation. You got Vice President Harris saying don't come. Joe Biden saying don't come. This is a newer position for them. That's true. What I would say is that this has been inspired by the MAGA position that most people

probably agree on. What I'm saying is the article is unfair to you and Meek because the connotation with MAGA or the perception of MAGA are a lot different things than what you are saying. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm telling you that what they did. with the migrants is inhumane and cruel. But it still was effective

because it made Democrats change their tune. Right? I don't see how, you know, pointing out a problem that is happening, you know, is considered matter. It is a problem. We got to do something about it. There's no question.

By the way, in this article, he don't even mention what my maga messaging is. Yeah. Like, all he does, scroll up, scroll up, Taylor. Scroll up. There's another good one that I want to talk about. Scroll up. It says, scroll up some more.

He goes, stop right there. He goes, and then there's the raft of right-wing media who's been touting hip-hop radio host, Shalameen to God, seemingly endless public attacks on President Joe Biden in the Democratic Party. This is the one problem I have with us, right? And by us, I mean black people. Why?

Can you not critique Democrats as a black person? I feel like you should be able to hold any party accountable. I wonder if part of this is like, systemic is wrong because there aren't these like systems in place, but like, you know how as a black person criticizing Black feel publicly is always a dicey situation because you feel like... Still Biden me and Black?

No, no, no, no. I'm saying culturally speaking, it's like, you guys would want to criticize yourselves within your community, but you don't want to do it publicly because then the other side or racist could use what you're saying to justify how they feel, et cetera. So maybe that exists also with the almost like dogmatic approach to the Democratic Party for black people for years where it's like, you can't give these Republicans anything. You can't give conservatives anything because they're going to use it against us.

And I feel like now for the first time and maybe. I think black people are way more smarter than that. No, I agree with you. I think I think we discredit ourselves intellectually when we act like we can't critique somebody. still know what's in our best interest to vote. This is something Vivek was talking about. We had Vivek on Flagrin. He was talking about...

Oh, I told him to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He told you that? No, he didn't tell me, but, yeah, yeah. But thank you for that. I said that in an interview, too. But he basically came on and he was like, he was talking about the managerial class.

And it's a term that there's a bunch of terms that are like kind of amorphous that they use for this shit, but it doesn't matter. But the idea that there's this group of people that think that they know what is best for you and you're too stupid to make the right decision for yourself. And that's something that he's trying to break down and get rid of and that's part of his agenda.

This is maybe an example of that where basically you criticizing the Republican Party or maybe agreeing with a philosophy of the Republican Party, you're smart enough to do that. And that's not going to mean that you're going to get in bed with every single policy they have, but it is okay for you to feel this way and to have other thoughts. I feel like if you lie, if you lie to, this is what I always tell folks,

and I tell people this in the Democratic Party, if you lie for the Democratic Party, then they won't believe you when you tell the truth about Republic. Because everybody's got eyes, everybody's got ears. Once again, you intellectually discredit black people when you act like we can't critique this administration or any administration and still know who to vote for in regards to our interest. I don't feel like it's black people only.

I think that's just the nature of both parties and politics. I agree. Because it's like, you can speak out against Trump. I agree. They attack you. Oh, I agree. Stop their liberal agenda. Which is so, which is why it's so confusing to me, right?

It's not confusing. I just understand what it is. I can go to my comments and you'll literally have people like this who'll say, oh, you're helping Trump win. You got to stop critiquing Biden, yada. but then Maga be on my head. Because I'm out here saying Donald Trump is a fashion. I'm out here saying

Donald Trump is the end of democracy as we know it. Like I'm saying these things. And it's not like Fox isn't reporting that too. Fox reports that. CNN reports that. MSNBC reports that. When I did Chris Wallace, they all reported that. This person right here, whoever wrote this article, I just feel

like you're just trying to get clicks. It says the Breakfast Club hosts have pitched themselves in recent years as a political expert on black voters specifically black men. I've never pitched myself as that. Wonderful. You're saying that shit.

I ain't never said that shit. He said rather than a deeply controversial shock job. He went critical. He went to Google Analytics and he was like, what are the views for Charlemagne and Maga? And it said a lot. And he's like, okay, I got to do it. Like, yeah.

He said right wingers have seemed almost giddy to present his critique of the Biden administration as one that shared by. black voters. Fox News writes about him constantly, for example. That's not my problem. You know what I mean? It's like it's not my problem with CNN does it. MSNBC does it. When I did MSNBC with Joy Reid, I literally said verbatim. I know why Fox News is constantly posting me. Does he disagree with your overall point? Yes, he said I've seen little evidence to suggest he really has his ears to the culture and I've disagreed with it even with all due respect when it's been broached here at MSNBC.

Listen, man, here's the thing. If you actually spoke to people within the community, within the world, within society, and not just what you see on social media, you would hear these conversations happening. You would hear these conversations about, you know, the migrants happening. Like, I'm not making this up based off any, you know, any points I saw somebody on the right say or any points I saw somebody on the left say. I'm getting this from people. I do not take it for granted that I get to talk to working class people every day.

I'm talking to them on the radio. When I'm leaving the radio station in the middle of New York City, I'm talking to them. They're coming up to me having these conversations. So when a person asks me a simple question, do I think immigration is going to have an impact on the election? Isn't that a yes? Yeah. I mean, that's an obvious answer. Yes.

And for these reasons. Now, one other thing, one other article I want to talk about. And I'm only going to read one line in this article. And I'm definitely not probably saying this person's name, even though she's a democratic strategist, right? This is from the Daily Caller.com. Daily Caller wrote an article called Sholomey to God spreads truth about America's decline.

Some Democrats grew frustrated Thursday on Twitter. After radio personality, Sholomene the God spread truths about America's social decline. And what feels like a line straight out of the world economic forums, misinformation and disinformation crusade playbook, Shalemain was labeled the biggest threat, the fact-based news in policy by one particularly angry democratic strategist. His lack of knowledge on policy issues yet amplified voices of problems. He has been spreading disinformation for years unabated. The culture deserves better.

But here's the thing. The article said. But here's the thing. None of what Shalemain said was disinformation. Fox News, digital asked Shalame whether he thought immigration was a major issue leading it to the 24 election cycle. The answer was a resounding yes.

Then they quoted what I said. And he said, yeah, they quoted what I said and then they said that he called out Democratic New York City Mayor, Eric God. Of course it is. Of course it is. But specifically a hit because, I mean, listen,

there's conspiracy land we can enter, But the idea is if I can make you radioactive and I can make people distrust you, if I can make your voice silent, if I can make the audience not pay attention to you, then we don't have to worry about all the things you say, which are real things that that administration is not going to fucking address. I think they're about 25 years too late. That's fact. You know what I'm saying.

You're right. You're right. It's like people who've been rocking with me. Yeah. They know me. That's why I don't even trip. Like they understand me. They understand my, they understand the nuance.

And that's what we deal with a lot that a lot of people don't deal with. They pick sides. Nobody can have nuanced conversations about these things. They just want to label you. The only thing I wanted to say about that Daily Caller article that I thought was so ridiculous, the biggest threat to fact-based news and policy, not AI, not Fox News, not Donald Trump, not social media, not bots on social media. I'm the biggest threat The fact-based news and policy

Sounds like they want to discredit you To me that's what that is like Let's discredit this guy Don't take him serious And if you assume every time he posts something It's not true or factless Or actual misinformation Then they won't engage with you

But it sounds like they're just trying to silence you That's what it feels like And by the way I'm not going to ever sit here and act like a political pundit I'm not going to ever sit here and act like a political expert What I talk about is how people are feeling because that's what I hear. Right. So if you come to me and ask me what I'm hearing,

I'm going to tell you what I'm hearing. Yeah. And by the way, all the polls show that clearly, maybe what we're hearing is absolutely accurate. Okay? Like, it's really just that simple. But I just think what I'm basically saying is I think we all intellectually discredit black people

when we act like we cannot critique Democrats and still not know what's in our best interest to vote for come November come November and also the other thing I will say, I don't care if you're a black Republican, I don't care if you're a black Democrat. If you're a black person,

you have no reason to be beholden to these political parties the way that you do. This shit is business. What the fuck has any of those parties ever done for black people for y'all to be sucking their dicks the way that y'all do? I don't care if you're a black conservative, a black,

Democrat. Why do y'all got so much political cock in your mouth? It's true. Like there's no reason to be in love with these parties like this at all. Like it's actually crazy. It's a shame. It's a shame. Uh-oh. I just love you.

That's why he's a great politician. Actually, the country is better served if that doesn't happen. If none of us are beholden, because if none of us are beholden, they all have to manipulate their strategies to represent us. And right now they don't really have to. They go, okay, we got the black vote, that's 12%, and then the woman

boat is over here, that's this percent. Oh, we got it 6 percent, okay, we're good no matter what, we don't have to change anything. They actually want us to be more segregated than our voting practice. Showed you are absolutely positively correct. Like, that is so accurate. Like, we know what people are going to do. That's why it's interesting when you see

white women leaving the Republican Party. But did you see some Spanish men and black men going toward the Republican Party? I think people just feel... Interesting. I think people just feel disillusion with the government, man. And I think they have for like a few election cycles now. Like I just don't think they feel like

their needs are being represented. And to give Vivek credit, that's what you're talking about. It's like there is this chasm between what a person wants and the representatives that they get to choose from. The fact that we have to choose from Biden and Trump right now is a failure of the democratic process. Man, come on, man. Because the reality is, is not enough people likes Trump to keep it.

If you believe that the election was completely real, Not enough people like Trump in order for him to continue being president. If you, if every, let's just assume that everything is good to go with the election. You lost. Not enough people liked you. That just, they, they saw the job you did and they weren't happy enough with it for you to continue doing it. Now, you want obviously the first one. Maybe he beats Biden this time.

I think he might do it. But it's a problem where we don't even have representation that is satisfactory. That would nobody's happy. I hear people, everybody's saying, you know, they want. Sorry, interrupt you, but like, why? do you think we keep voting for political outsiders? Well, maybe because we don't like what's on the inside. Are not even political outsiders, people that just are different. Barack Obama was different. Well, to me, I look at him almost as a political outsider because he barely spent any time at politics.

If he had been in politics for 20 years, we probably wouldn't trust his ass either. At a certain point of time, when every single politician that talks to you tells you something that ends up not being true, you start to be a little disillusioned. Damn. It's not that crazy to say, right? I'm gonna, no, you're absolutely right. I want to, damn, I should have sent you this Taylor. Did you see what Hillary said about Biden? Hmm.

Oh my God. What she said? She was just like, yo, the problem with Biden is not that he's old, it's that he's boring. She was like, he's boring. Hillary said that? Hillary Clinton said that. And I'm like, there's no way.

Hold on, I'm going to send it to you. I was trying to DM it to Taylor just. There's no one. Okay, I'm a text. There's no way Hillary fucking Clinton of all people. Bro, that's my whole point. But guess what? If somebody black said that, if I said something like that, it's here you go.

This kind of rhetoric is so weird. You're just trying to help Trump win. No, how about listen to what people are saying? You got to Taylor? Listen to this. This is on the Pantsuit podcast, which I didn't even know existed. Perfect name, father. The problem that Biden has is not that he's old.

He's old. Okay? That's an issue. It's a reality. he's gotten more done as an old man that, you know, many people, you know, half his age could have gotten done. But he's boring. And why is he boring? Because he gets up every day and does a job.

And he models responsible leadership. And he's not a performer. And, you know, he's not constantly in our face saying something outrageous so that we all are going, oh my God, I don't know what he's going to do next. And we can't turn away. It's a huge problem. because performance politics, whether it was Boris Johnson in London or Donald Trump in the United States, is a form of, you know, entertainment that kind of helps people avoid being citizens. You know, I'm a consumer of entertainment, and this is entertaining to me. Now, since America is so obsessed with celebrity, could someone who lacks star power ever energized this?

country ever again. Barack Obama was a fucking star. Here's what I say also. Trump, love him, I hate him. He's a star. And he was, clearly, he was a star. He's a star. He never was a politician.

He's a fucking celebrity. Yeah. Here's what I say. It's like, if that's the game, stop bitching and get better. Like, she's complaining that the game changed. And she's doing that same thing

that so many people do in every different profession. They're like, oh, I have to do this new thing to make it now? Yeah, pussy. You do. That's it. Do you want it bad enough or not? You can complain about how the game changed, right? And then keep losing, which is what she did. Or you could do it. Do you, Joe Biden just hired? He hired the research, the former research producer of John Stewart's the Daily Show. Great job. I mean, I can daily show The Problem on Apple. Hired the former research producer of John Stewart's The Problem.

Yes. Yes. I'm pretty sure if you dig up an old brilliant episode. We said that the Democrats need to go hire the people who do Nike campaigns or something. Yeah. That helped them with their messaging. But she is right in that, like, he's boring, but then she started criticizing the marketplace right now. It's like, the marketplace is the marketplace.

So you need to be entertaining that. and a great politician. You don't go, hey, everybody, stop liking what you like. Yeah. You need to now be entertaining and great. By the way, this didn't just start. I mean, I'm old enough to remember where it started, at least for my generation.

Which was? Well, there was a guy that Hillary knows very well, okay? What is that guy's name? Sweet dick something. Whoa. What was it? No, that's not, that's, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's his name in our stuff. Willie.

Bill Clinton Okay Sweet Dick Billy What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? I didn't know his nickname was Sweet Dick Willie? I did not. You mean no

You didn't know that? No, I don't think William Clinton? No Sweet Dick Willie But he started that On the Arsidio Hall show Playing the goddamn saxophone He was entertaining as fuck

And he called himself Sweet Dick Willie. No, I think his side shake called him that, but then probably. Who name you, sweet dick Willie? I'm sorry, I have to spell the joke out, guys. I'm not the comedian here. I just thought everybody would get that, you know, Bill Clinton. You know, he's got a reputation for slinging that thing. But why would be sweet dick?

Also, you were so committed. I really thought it was the name. And I thought you confused him with someone else. Come on, bro. You know what's so funny. You weren't with me. He was like, I know he's talking about Bill. But I went to and Bill Gooddings and sweet dick

And I was like, is he confused this with another politician? And what politician was called sweet dick? I was thinking is like, wait, Richard Nixon. He's like, Richard Dick on. I'm like, what's going on? Sweet dick Willie. That's my name. That's my name.

All right. Okay. You got a workshop that one. Charlotte thinks they got a sweet dick. Yep. Why do you think is sweet? Yep. That is crazy.

That is crazy. What are you? Nah, he does think his dick is sweet. You definitely think. No, you do think his dick is sweet. You think Bill got a sweet dick. It's wild crazy. Yo, you literally just said Bill got a sweet dick.

The problem is, I didn't. I said, that's what people call him. You don't call him that. It's not people. It's you. I did not. You're the only people to call him that. Have you checked Monica Lewinsky's contacts?

No, I have it. She didn't have a cell phone back then. It was too far. It was too long ago. She didn't have a cell phone. Okay, there's no evidence that shit even happened. Oh, God. The point is, he started that shit.

The point is you got to stop with this sweet dick shit. You got to stop with the gargle. You got to stop with all the... Yeah, gargling is sick. How the fuck you got caught again? How the fuck you got caught again? Come on. How the fuck you got caught?

By the way, two motherfucking time. I wasn't asking, though. When Joe Biden debates Trump, he needs all of that. If I was Joe Biden, I wouldn't even debate Donald Trump for real on state. What did you do? This, all of these. What are the sweet dick, bite this? All these type of joke, you know.

Oh, sweet dick. No, just. Hey, listen to here, sweet dick. He's going to lose all the evangelists. And that don't matter no more. You listen, the language of politics is dead. Satisfaction. All that evangelical shit, that shit is done.

Nobody cares about. Donald Trump killed the language of politics. So it's a new game play. Democrats haven't realized that yet. No, that's a new game play. You hear Republicans? Like, they don't give a fuck. Why would they?

They won. That's the other thing. It's like, like, what is it? What is it? You know, victory silences the critics. So it's like, you can say Democrats don't get it, but they won the last election. So like, trust us. We know what to do.

We're going to get this done. I don't know if they realized that a lot of people have kind of moved on. Shultz, the thing that nobody talks about when it comes, when it came to 2020, there was a series of unfortunate events. Yes. You had COVID. Yes. You had.

Also, mail in ballots. You had George Floyd getting killed. No, not saying that it was elite. I'm not saying that it was a, what's it called? The election fraud, but like, I don't think people are leaving their house to vote for Biden at the same number that they're willing to mail the shit. Shultz, you had COVID. You had George Floyd get killed. You had people in the streets protesting.

America was in the ultimate unrest. Actually, I think if the pandemic don't happen, I don't know Biden wins 2020. Wow. If the pandemic doesn't happen. I think Trump dropped the ball. fall on the pandemic so bad, that made a lot of motherfuckers be like, oh, nah, fuck that. You know what I mean? That's

what I personally believe. We don't have those, we don't have a series of unfortunate events this shit. Well, yet. Not yet. Lord have mercy. Yo, did you not tell you something? Yeah, but I thought he was really good. I think that there's like certain

there's certain like ideas that he has that are really sophisticated and they're hard to distill and communicate and sometimes the way that he had done. them in the campaign trails, he just used these buzzwords that are like attached to so many already negative sentiments that basically stop you from even thinking about it? I told him he dropped the ball. And the reason I say he dropped the ball is exactly what you just said. If you listen to him, he does have some really good ideas.

Fantastic ideas that are well thought out. But what I said to him was, what was the point of running if none of y'all were going to really challenge Trump? Like all of y'all came off as being Trump's lackey. If you're, if you look like that. a lackey, I'll never look at you as a leader. Wow. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he's like, I disagree with that. But no, that's how you came off to us. But when I hear you talk now, I'm like, oh, this guy's good. Yes, when he's not being Trump liked.

Yeah. When he's not spewing all of the right-wing conspiracies that you see on YouTube, when he's not kissing Trump's ass, when he's just being himself. I think, yeah, he's really good. He's really impressive. I think short-form communication is difficult for him. And long for him for an hour, you have him for half hour, you have him from two hours, you can really get to the bottom of stuff. But he even said it.

Now, he's like, yeah, sometimes it's just hard with the 30 second clip you have on MSNBC. And I'm like, yeah, but that's the game. But he's not being himself. He was being himself, those 30 second clips probably would hit harder. Because my whole thing is, if you know that people are craving something different, you can look and see in Iowa that

more than half Republicans in Iowa voted for, you know, other Republicans, Why not give people something different? Give it to them. Give it to them. Like, why go down the whole Trump rabbit hole? And what I also tell him, I was like, also too, man, I know what the polls are saying right now. And like, it's a toss-up, which is scary. But Trump ain't really won shit since 2016.

What does he win? What does he? Help nobody. Why do you win nothing since 2016? You're saying that you don't really think there will be that much, like, fervor and exciting. I don't know. I don't, I don't see it. I think that, you know, when I see women leaving the Republican Party, that's a sign.

to me that Roe v. Wade, of course, to women is a big deal. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, I don't know. The Democrats have a strategy, which I think is kind of foolish, but it could be correct. Where they feel like the closer we get to an election, people are going to start paying more attention and they're going to realize this is not what we want.

I don't know if that's the, you know, strategy I would wait on. I feel like the roper dope. You know what I mean? It feels like, all right, you're going to let them beat us up. Yeah. But he's going to get tired. Yeah. I don't know if that's a good strategy, but we'll see.

Yeah. I feel like if Vivek runs again, he should run as a Democrat because I feel Democrats have no one that can capture or get it. It'll be too hard to make people believe he's turned over a new leaf with all the wild shit he's been saying. I mean, but a lot of the stuff that he's talking about, it's like it can be on either party. The only thing is like slashing government probably, but. Slashing government is wild, which is crazy to me how people get so mad at folks who said defund the police. but they they don't mind when Republicans

say we want to slash government you want to get rid of the FBI Alex brought that up The logic is like flawed And he bought it up to And the other thing that he said He did say one thing

That I kind of That I really agreed with He said that If you get a woman Pregnant You should have to pay for the baby For 18 years And take care of a woman

For 18 years That shit will make some motherfuckers thing twice. That's a little great. Why, why is that crazy? It'll make you be more responsible. That is true. It'll make you protect yourself. But why is it one-sided? Because we're carrying a child.

Okay. But then after the baby is here. Well, no, no, no, no, no, Alex, what Alex said is true. It's not one-sided. He's just saying that it makes it equally responsible for both parties. It's just accountability. Yeah, now both parties are accountable. Are you really going to bust off an extra? Girl, if you know you got to take care of her for 18 years. Yeah, but taking care of the child for 18 years, understandable.

But taking care of a woman now, women can be like, oh, shit, I want to get taken care of for 18 years. Let me just go get knocked up by Rich. I know, but if you make that a law law. If you make that a law law law. It is a law law law. Child support is the law law, but not taking care of a woman. Yeah, that's so much. I know so many women that try to put child support on the guy, but they can't find them, like, or they have.

Damn. How many women like this? What Taylor? What did you just say? The women you hang in. Yeah. How many, you know, so many women that are just getting nutted in by strangers that run away? So many.

I haven't like one or exactly what you do. But you said, you know so many. You know so many. You know so many. I'm a black people. I know how a dramatic type. No, don't put that on black people. Do not put that on black women.

Don't put that on black women. Yeah, don't put that on black women, dude. We do. Let me do. way shoot their club up? Yeah. Well, there are. First of all, if you let somebody, if you fuck somebody

that you don't really know, it's crazy. Don't do that to black women, bro. Don't do that. I told you that the other day. What I told you that other day? What? I said, y'all, wow. Remember we was having that conversation?

I'm like, yo, when you really think about some of the shit that women be doing this, wow, Joe. Can I say something to that point? Like, for real. I don't remember what you were talking. It is. It is. Okay.

But what I told you the other day, sucking a dick, yo. That's the best. Shut up. Don't say anything wrong about that. That's awesome. And it's straight. Sucking random ones, two and three times a week. And we come out the game.

Exactly. Once we retire, that's exactly. Once we retire, now every girl got to stop sucking dick. That's crazy. That's crazy. Let me see your fingers, man. I'm about to say. I'm saying once we retire.

Oh, oh, okay. Got you got you. I know you said it like once we retire. Like we're still in the game. Oh, no, no. We're out the game. We're very retired. You should be too, Alex.

I am. I'm saying for the single guys out there. Oh, no, no. We still got to look out for them. You say, fuck them. But what I'm trying to say is Taylor was just describing how fast black women are and I wonder if you want to keep that same energy. I didn't fucking say that. You just said you're nothing by a runaway. That doesn't mean that they're really, first of all, first of all, I didn't say that they're just fucking just random guy. They didn't say that.

They got to be random if they don't know where they're at. They're not random. How can you not be random if you don't know where they live, where they're at anything? Because they're bones. There's so many. So you make a random. phone take long to fuck. Dang.

You're not getting what I'm saying. No, I'm not. You're not. You're kind of wilding right now, Taylor. Women get into, why are you taping me? I'm not taping you. What the, why are you so paranoid? Like a human?

That was crazy. See how it's leaning right there? That's crazy. No, don't get off this. Don't get off this. You were describing how fast black women are there. You know. You said the girls you know are fastest fucking get nutted in

They can't find their guys. That's what you said. I didn't say that. That's exactly what you said. Everybody heard you. Rewind the taste. She said literally, you know a lot of women. They can't find the guys filled up by random dudes that then disappeared.

That's exactly what you said. Bamous. Abercadabra. See you later. You said that. Why do you hate yourself? Let me clarify. Why do you hate black women?

Why your friends say and I didn't like that? First of all, did I say anything by my friends? Yes. You literally said your friends. You literally said your friends. I know women. I mean, they're. my friends. How do you know them? From what do you know

them? Are they your enemies? They can be associates. So anyway, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, can you be a godfather? Can you be a godmother? I'm not saying that these women are just fucking fucking fucking, stop. I'm not saying that these women are just fucking the random guy.

Holy ghost. They are annoying. Ghost dad. You said all your friends got ghost dad. I didn't say any of that. You're talking to you? I didn't say that to you. I didn't say anything. What do ghosts have called their girlfriends?

Boo's. Boo's. Boo! Boo! What's wrong? Taylor, what's wrong, Taylor? I can't care if I was about to say, though. What?

Huh? All I'm saying is that they're not fucking random guys, but there's plenty of women in the world. that have slut with guys, dated them, and then when it comes to them stepping up to be a dad... Be a dad, they're not around. But those girls, they got chlamydia, they got stuffed this, they got all these different things

that they're dealing with on a regular basis. And that's the problem. That's different than what you said, though, Taylor. What you said was, you know, mad girls who be sleeping with homeless dudes and then they can't ever find the dude's houses and send them address, send them paperwork, they don't have no house.

That's what you said. Full-on gonorrhea. stuff this I mean it's crazy Do we have any more ads? Come on, let's read some ads, Taylor We got to do some asking idiots Let's do some ads and some asking idiots

Let's get you out of here Taylor I'm saying to you I'm trying to get you out of here You are going crazy You gotta go home, you're going crazy I mean you've just been screaming random shit Angel

Like for no reason For no reason why we even talking about angels You know what the thing? Like what the Fuck. No, no, you've been a little bit crazy today. Fuck, runaway, bro! Like, what is wrong with you?

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Oh, Mike Mela, Mella, Blackmailer, Mela. Blackmailer, Mela. Because I got her on record saying some really. wild shit. Oh, I got her on record staying some very really wild shit. Me too. I know you do. Back to you. I know you do. I know you do. I know you do. Oh, this is a good one. Uh, the Ashley Ali says if Andrew went on a joint comedy tour, who would it be with and why? Ooh. You about to do that? No. But that's a good one.

I mean, God, there's so many people that you just want to be on tour with. It would be amazing. What would you even be the point? If you're already doing arenas by yourself. That's the thing. But, you know, sometimes it's fun to, like, do things collectively. You know, just be around other people who are inspiring

and also, like, put together that show. What do you say? What are you laughing at how people talk to us, man? Why? Because it's like, he don't mean no harm. But it's really funny. It's hilarious. It's really funny.

Like Manson, Doc Flex, so you don't have nobody. No, no, absolutely. I mean, there's some kind of like, look, obviously, little Duval. I love, you know what I mean? Dude, Cat Williams right now. Chris Rock. Kevin Hart. Shane Gillis, hilarious.

Theo Vaughn, hilarious. You still good at that day? Rogan. Yeah, yeah. Rogan also. Like, it would be awesome to go do a tour, just all of us. Like, there's so many guys. Santino, Bobby Lee.

Like, there's just a lot of guys I think that we'd, we'd, we'd, have a great energy to bring on it. Obviously, the flagrant boys I already tour with them. Oh, that'll be fantastic. But, yeah, Ockon, Mark, Theo, Shane Gillis. Yeah, it'd be crazy. Make America giggle again.

Anyway, manse. It says, oh, you want to read this one? Go ahead. Yeah. Y'all. Mansa. dot flex says, y'all end words, ready for when Jesus comes, but he spelt it out.

What do he spell? The N word. What is that? Man, I'm going to tell you something, Manson. Jesus ain't coming back. Why would he? You know what I'm saying? Like, Jesus is ignoring us, and rightfully so.

We are the experiment that did not work. And by the way, we're not even the first experiment that they put here on this planet. All right. They're going to keep putting more recipes out until they get what that works. All right. They up there arguing right now, I'm telling you, it was better. It was T-Rexes and Rhinoceros. These humans.

Right? These humans fucking shit up. You see what they're doing to your earth? Remember how beautiful this artwork was? Imagine you had the most pristine house ever shows. I mean, you built it from the ground up. It had everything you could possibly want. Everything.

We're human beings. Do you realize if there was no such thing as capitalism or consumerism, we still would be fine? We'd have fresh water to drink. We'd have fruits to eat. You know what I mean? Vegetables to eat. We have animals to eat. God literally gave us everything we needed and we found the way to fuck it up.

That's true. Because Puerto Ricans want to wear Nike tracksuits. That's fact. It really is their fault. It really is their fault. You know what I mean? I agree with you on that. What the fuck?

I do agree with you on that. Come on, man. It's really these fucking Puerto Ricans in their Nike tracksuits. Come on, man. Why would you come back if you was Jesus? Taylor, if you don't bring up another goddamn question. Why would you come back if you was Jesus? No, I know what I'm saying?

By the way, You've got to have faith. You seen Book of Clarence? No, no, yeah. Fantastic film. Got to talk it. No, what is it? Fantastic film.

It's a book about, uh, it just basically touches on all of the people who thought they were Jesus, basically. Like, all, you know, in the Bible, we talked about all the Messiah-like figures, all these people who would come and say they were Jesus. And it's just a very interesting take on how things possibly probably were, you know, back, back in those days. Do they touch on? How many years? Yeah, it's a comedy. If you've ever seen, um,

did they touch on give it this? He can. He can't. He's a guy here, man. Who he thinks I am, man? This guy here, man. This guy here, man. This guy here, man.

Who do you think I am? Yeah. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it's kind of like that movie. It's a comedy, but it's a good film. Uh, What? Why are people so crazy?

Brandon is listening to The Insane. Scroll up, Taylor. No, up, up, up. Seag's 1526 day, if 50 offered y'all a role and y'all had to be a twerking crackhead in power, would you do it? I need more. Like, why would I just be a twerking cracket?

Yeah, we need more, man. Fiff, we need more. Like, that can't be the role. Can't got to be more, fifth. Hempel-Lamara painted crackhead in power. Not a twerking crackhead, though. Torking is crazy. He's saying twerking to y'all, because y'all a little what?

We're a little what? Don't y'all not say pause? Y'all keep it going, so. What does that mean? Oh, she said you sweet. Yo, she called you sassy, bro. You called you a sassy, savage. Y'all just like Clinton.

What is Clinton? She called you sweet dick. Are we sweet dick? Are we sweet dick? What is the last word? Sweet dick Willie. William Clinton Damn, Taylor

Sweet dick Roll up Taylor You don't want to answer the questions Dance is no Yeah Without more information I need more information Primo Supremeo 21 says

How do I reach financial security Easy Appreciating what you currently have now What I'm saying Financial security Is not necessarily a number I know people that You know

Are making $50,000 a year They're down in the Carolinas They got a roof over their head They keep some food, you know, on their table. They're able to take their child to daycare and pay for the child care services. And guess what? They are happy. So, you know, financial security, financial security is on you.

You know, what makes you feel secure? You know, I can tell you one thing that will make you feel secure. Not, well, living below your means will make you feel. Absolutely. Absolutely. Live below your means, man. I live below my means. Right up.

If you got 500, act like you got... Three. Act like you got 100. Because technically, if you got 500, you really only got $250 anyway. Yeah, government. But act like you got 100. That's all. It's Electric.

It's Electric. It says, how do you guys deal with friends who seem to act brand new? Sound like you hating my boy. Sound like you hating my boy. Well, how is he acting brand new? That's what I said. Sound like you hate it, sound like you hate it. sound like somebody came up in life.

Uh-oh. You hating my boy. Uh-oh. Well, if he came up and his friends are acting weird towards him. Okay, that works too. That happens. That's the smartest thing you've ever said, Taylor. That was really fucking smart.

Why did you say? What did I say? Why did she say fuck you to you? You just gave her a compliment. I didn't say that. What's the smallest thing you ever said that all your friends get knuckered in and the guys run out the door and never to be seen again? I didn't even say that.

I didn't even say that. I'd never said that, Taylor? You're going to take any one? How do you guys deal with friends who seem to act brand new? Yeah, it could be either way. It could either be you hating on your friends or your friends could be hating on you. But I don't have time for the, you know, the flaky shit. We don't have a conversation about it.

If there's nothing, it's nothing. If there's something, if we really love each other, we'll figure it. Address it. That's it. Not address it. Let's do two more, man. What we got, let's get some good ones. These are good ones, but let's get some.

Ooh, now this is a good one. We might can end on this one. Alex Boss 34 says, what are the limits of being mindful of others' opinions versus not caring what others think? Mindful of others' opinions versus not caring what others think. Being mindful of others' opinions versus not caring. I think if you're creating what you want

and you're proud of the thing you're creating and it's not hurting people, then what they think is not important to you. If you're truly creating the things that you want. That's right. I think when you're not creating things you want, you're maybe just chasing success a little bit,

which is okay too, because success might get to a point where you can create what you want. Then what other people think is, it actually is more valuable to you because that's actually what you're looking for. You're looking for their approval instead of like your own artistic approval. Yeah.

I think when it comes to the, opinions of others, I think we all know when it's constructive criticism and when it's some bullshit. My initial thought was, I only care about the opinions of people whose opinions I care about. You know what I mean? So it's not even just friends and family. If I care about your opinion, I'm going to come to you and ask you what your opinion is because I genuinely value your opinion. There's something about you that I've heard. that I've seen, that I've witnessed for myself, where I'm like, you know what?

I care about what this person thinks of this. You know what I mean? And most of the time, the things that I'm asking about is something external. Because when it comes to internal things, what I think when Andrew said is spot on, like, if you're doing things that come from here, it don't even matter what anybody thinks.

You're not worried about it because you want to do it. Yeah, the external validation isn't as important to you. So you just naturally won't care as much what they think because you're satisfied by the art. Yeah, and sometimes I'm just getting a reaction. I might let you see some shit, hear some shit, and the reaction you give me is enough for me. Oh, you might give me some good feedback,

and I'm like, I'm with you a no quick. You know what I mean? Not caring what others think. I think you have to have that more so than ever nowadays. Because you're going to hear a lot about what other people. Between social media and YouTube and all of that other shit, you're going to hear a lot of opinions that you don't give a fuck about and you shouldn't give a fuck about

Because most of these people don't know you. And what I've been realized is these people don't know what the fuck they're talking about. That's it, guys? My man. All right, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.

But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots and don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant of this podcast. Thank you for listening.