The Brilliant Idiots - Hug A Tree With Me

Episode Date: June 25, 2020

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss fake sexual accusers, Batman needs black villains, Jimmy Kimmel, are movies theaters dead, Charlamagne talks about his new favorite thing... hugging a tree, we do ask an idiot, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. Shalaman the guy. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots. What's happening? Back for another week of your favorite podcast, I guess. If you come here every week and you've been coming here every week for how many years now, it's been? Six, seven, eight?

I don't remember. Five, six. Something like that. Damn, it seemed longer than that. Yeah, maybe. That's what, you know, that's what sometimes girls say. But. But either way, if you come back every week, we appreciate you.

Thank you. Let's get right to it. Andrew, what did you see this week? That was positively brilliant. What did you see this week that made you say, what a fucking idiot? Should we start out with positively brilliant? Or should we start out with? Positively brilliant was NASCAR fake in the noose thing.

I thought that was positively. I knew that shit was fake immediately when they started talking about it. Was it fake, though? Yeah. It was like a rope. for the garage door. Here's the thing. I saw that and I said,

how racist is NASCAR that they didn't notice a noose from the garage door since last fucking year? It's just been there. Like nobody was walking by that shit and said, hey man, that looks like a noose. Everybody just assumed it was the garage door opener. Because a noose is a very specific type of rope style. Like it's actually a rope style.

Right. Like if you've ever been in the Boy Scouts or whatever, can Google, there is a noose. There's a way to tie it like a noose. Right. People just walked by it and just like, hell. So this is why diversity matters. Yeah. Bubba Wallace can't be the only one.

Since 2019, he never saw it? He probably was never paying no attention. I mean, everybody's a little bit more sensitive to race and race issues now. Well, that's the thing. Like, once you buy an Acura, you notice every single time you see an Acura. You know what I mean? Like the second you get a new car, like you get a new pair of sneakers, you notice every single person with your new pair of sneakers.

So like, you're absolutely right. If you're going hard on, you know, the racism that is in your sport and you're like, yo, we got to get this shit out of here. But I thought it was a dope moment. I just thought Bubba Wallace fucked it up by coming in 14th. If he won, he would have had a perfect 30 for 30. That would have been the most amazing story ever. You already know.

You got to win, baby. You got to win. You got to win. You got to win. You know, black people were watching, bro. I think black people were like, yo, I might be the most amazing. you into the shit. And then he came in 14th and he was like, you know, you know why Ali's the goal? Because he won.

He won. He came back and won. After going through all of that adversity, being out for a few years, he came back and he fucking won. You got to win, Bubba. Got to win. Got to win, man. Yeah, so that was, that was brilliant to me because I thought the marketing, if he would have won, the marketing would have been genius. And like, maybe you could have turned Bubba into one of these, like, figures that, uh, has like helped a sport crossover like Tiger Woods was for

golfer, the Williams sisters were for tennis, these traditional white sports. And you've seen the sports blow up in terms of money once the black audience entered it. And I'm thinking, if I'm NASCAR, I'm like, oh, shit, we could go with this one if he manages to pull through. I wonder why more black people don't fuck with NASCAR, though. Like, even just as drivers. I mean, I don't think it's a, I mean, I could be wrong. Please, feel free to tell me if I'm wrong, because I know y'all will.

Yeah. But are they keeping people out or like people would not gravitating towards the sport? You don't want to know what it is? It's the same reason why you don't see a lot of black people who fuck with hockey. Because they assume it's a white sport. Well, they assume but also the barrier to entry is large because it's so expensive. Like these are really expensive sports. Like even if you look at like the F1 people, like Formula One, the highest racing thing, they're all rich kids.

Every one of them, their parents are like, or almost every one of their parents are like millionaires or that kind of shit like that. And they just have tons of money because you need to have so much disposable income in order to like build out these race cars when you're younger and build out these go carts and like constantly travel around the world for these tournaments. It's a super expensive thing. So you often see people who are very wealthy in it. And that's usually if you want to look at the numbers, white people probably dominate the wealthy sector of America. I get it because I'm like, I know black people love cars. We fast and furious. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. And imagine driving in a place where they can't pull you over. Yeah, high speed chase. Like, yo, it's right up your alley, man. That's why I'm upset, Bubba. Why'd you come in 14th? It's supposed to come in number one, baby.

You should have acted like the people who put that noose on that garage door was chasing you. Yeah. Yo, you know what they should have done? You know his rearview mirror? they should have just put cop cars in it. You know what I mean? So he actually can't see anything behind him but cop cars and he just goes for it.

You thought that was brilliant in NASCAR? The only reason I say I don't think it was brilliant in NASCAR is because like NASCAR already has the perception of being racist. And I mean, I don't know anything about NASCAR other than that. I guess what I, let me clarify, if NASCAR like blew up the story

as a way where they could then show showcase how accepting and how willing to, like, fight against racism they were, which is what they did the next day, right? Like, all the people rolled him out and the whole crowd is going crazy. And he's crying. He's got the American flag face cover thing. Like, for a moment, you're like, oh, my God, NASCAR's not racist, man. These people actually rooting for this guy.

And, like, this is a beautiful moment. And then the next day, you find out that the news ain't real. So they marketed it brilliantly. I'll say they did that. That was the absolutely brilliant. Yeah, and with the FBI said, it wasn't noose, but it wasn't a hate crime targeted towards bubblewales. Yeah, and they can't really even confirm that I think that it was like a noose, noose. No, they said it was a noose.

Oh, yeah? I mean, like I said, a noose is a rope style. Ah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was in the form of a noose, like, which even would make sense as a garage puller, right? It would also make sense for NASCAR that they would find a way to. to put nooses in there. I'm telling you, bro. Like, I'm telling you, that's why diversity matters.

A black person would have saw that last year and be like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Like, that's the news. Like, that's not going to work. Yeah, we need a different road pull. I'm going to tell you what I saw that was positively brilliant. Yeah, what did you say? John Stewart's movie.

Oh, yeah. I've been seeing a lot of mixed reviews of it, but I don't even like when people say stuff like that when they say, oh, I've been seeing a mixed reviews. Of course you've been seeing mixed reviews. Because everybody's going to have different opinions of a movie, right? But I thoroughly enjoyed it. It stars Steve Carroll, Steve Carell, and Rose Bird, I think her name is. Okay.

And it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a movie about political satire. And it's, and it's, this shows like how fucked up the media is, how fucked up political strategists are, how fucked up, you know, our government is. It's, it's actually really, it's, it's, I thought it was good. I think, I think, I think, I thought it was highly entertaining. Yeah. And I love when people, when people like John Stewart find different mechanisms to get their messaging out. Because we all know John Stewart has a very unique POV. We watched it on The Daily Show for years.

Right. But he hasn't been on the Daily Show in forever. So the only time you see John is when he pops upon Colbert here and there. Right. You know, and for him to have put together this whole movie after all of this time, I thought it's a good look for him, especially being that he had a deal with HBO and never gave HBO nothing.

Yeah. Is the deal on HBO? Is the what? Is the deal on HBO? No, he had a deal with HBO. Is the movie on HBO? No, no, no, no. The movie's coming out in theaters. Oh.

Actually, it's coming out this Friday. It's going to come out in theaters and at home on demand or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Have you been doing that? Have you been watching movies that are supposed to come out in theaters? Have you been watching them at home?

No. But I've been watching tons of movies. but I don't think we're going back to the theaters, bro. I think that's a rap. Yeah, I think it's a rap too. I think it's a rap for everything that's not a big blockbuster. I think that stuff like Marvel, those Fast and Furious, those will be events that will be in some form of theater.

Yeah. Everything else, we can watch at home. Yeah, you know what's interesting? Like, why haven't they done like Avengers? Why didn't they do that at Cowboys Stadium? That's what I would have done. If I'm Jerry Jones, I'm like, yo, you guys want to premiere this here, get 100,000 people, everybody gets a headset and then just play it on that massive screen. You got 100,000 people weeping as Iron Man dies.

You mean before Corona? Yeah, pre-Corona. Yeah, why did that never happen? Why didn't you have these, like, giant cultural events in these massive stadiums? Because I think post-corona, that's the only place you could do it. You could do drive-thrus or you could do like open-air venues, but nobody's going to some tiny-ass movie theater sitting in the same seats. Some other motherfucker was just sitting in coughing all over the place. Now, I'm not going to lie.

I would go to a movie theater if I went to Cowboys Stadium. Tell me why. It's a matter of numbers at this time, baby. You know what I'm saying? I'll take my chances with 80 before I take my chances with 80,000. Yo, but think about the protests. The Black Lives Matter protests and marches. Like, nobody, it seems like there weren't spikes in Corona because of that.

Good cause. You know what I'm saying? Corona's racist. Corona's racist. It's a good cause. Like, I'm saying, it's Trump cards in this thing, right? Okay. Racism, police brutality of video like George Floyd, that's a big joker.

Coronavirus is kind of like the little joker, deuce of diamonds, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm willing to risk my big Trump card. You know, I'm about that. This is worth it. Yes. You know, I can, if I get it, I can say, hey, I was out of the protest. Nobody will call me an idiot.

Nobody will shit on me. You know what I mean? But if I say, hey, I went to go watch Avengers at fucking Cowboy Stadium. They'd be like, good for your fucking stupid ass. Then you get some corona. Tell Thanos snap your shit away. You know what I'm saying? Tell Thanos fucking snap your shit away since going to see Avengers was worth it.

What else did you see this week? Say again? No, Avengers was. I watched that shit every, I watch that shit once a week. Really? I watched the last hour. No, probably the last, it's like 50 minutes. It's from when Hulk snaps to when Tony Stark snaps.

I watched that scene at least. at least once a week. That segment of the movie I watch at least once a week. That shit gets my adrenaline going, bro. That shit is like watching Rocky beat the Russian, bro. I'm telling you, man, when fucking Captain America gets that goddamn hammer. Yeah. And he starts

wailing on Thanos and then Thanos fucks him up. Yeah. And Thanos, in that moment, Thanos realized he had enough of these motherfuckers. When Taino said, in all my years, Thanos is like an old grandma, old black grandma. Thano said, in all my years. I have gone from planet to planet, universe to universe, destroying planets,

and I've never taken it personal. But what I'm about to do to your fucking planet, I am going to enjoy every moment of it. Because he was sick of they shit. He was like, these motherfuckers will not go away. These motherfuckers went back in time to stop me. They back again. Why they fuck it with my future so much? Why are you so committed to fucking up my future? Like, can you imagine how Thanos felt in that second, bro? Thanos was ill, bro. Thanos is the greatest superhero villain of all time.

Ooh, speak on it. He is. Why you say that? Who's better than Thanos? Okay. Let me throw another one at you. Joker. Joker can't fuck with Thanos.

Tell me why. Joker petty. Joker's a fucking little, you're a local petty thief. You just want Gotham? That's all you want to just fucking Gotham, this fictional city? How did people not move out of Gotham, bro? Buy. Go to Jersey.

Like, how much shit needs to go to town in Gotham before you're like, I need to be in a hoboken. That's it. What's going on? Listen, Thanos was a universal, worldwide, you can't avoid it. Planetary threat. You can't avoid it. Gotham, Joker, Penguin, Riddler. All that shit happened in that one city?

Within 10 years. That's a tough decade. I know the problem. Go. Batman ain't had no black villains. Black men had one black villain. White people in that city would have had enough and got the fuck on, bro. You think white people looking at Joker and Penguins?

They're just misunderstood. Joker got mental health issues. Penguin got body dysmorphia. It's just, they're just angry. Hurt people, hurt people. The Riddler, you just don't understand his sense of humor. Yes. That's hysterical.

One black guy comes in here and starts stealing purses. They're like, we need to move downtown. Exactly. Guess who came to fucking dinner. Okay. If Batman had one black villain, that would have been enough for Gotham, bro. Oh, my God, dude. That'd be so funny.

Like, the first black guy that, like, Batman's, stops and Batman's like, what are you guys doing? And they're like, what's up with your voice, fam? Just speak regularly. Yo, you hear him? And his stupid-ass voice, bro? Yo, take a lozenge, bro. Take a recal.

How gentrified is Gotham? Bro, Gotham been gentrified since day one. Yeah. Like the only bad element in Gotham seems to be the villains. Yeah, yeah, keep, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? Keep going on that. The only bad element in Gotham seems to be the village.

So like you're saying, the economy seems to be all right. Economy is great clearly. Okay. Bruce Wayne then was billionaires. And not only with Bruce Wayne them billionaires, nobody ever treated Bruce Wayne any differently. He was just walking around regular. It's not like Tony Stocks. When Tony Stocks walked in a room, it's like people bow down.

Shut it down. Whatever Bruce Wayne was, it seemed like it was people that was on his level. Yeah, he was just having like a nice business. dinner. That's it. Mine is business everywhere he goes. He wasn't even

the life of the party and he fucking way. Yeah, like he wasn't royalty. It didn't feel like royalty. He wasn't royalty. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Interesting. Yeah. So you think we need some black villains. That's it. One black villain would have changed Gotham forever. Whoa.

Because people would have moved. And then eventually Batman would have been like, well, fuck it. I don't have no reason to be here because I don't got nobody to protect. That is interesting. Like,

there are some ways where you could just like completely ruin comic books. You know what I mean? Like, like you could really ruin comic books, bro. They got a series coming out on Netflix. About what if. What if? What if used to be,

what if used to be a comic book as well, but it would say like, what if Iron Man was the king of Wakanda? You know what I'm saying? What if Spider-Man? What if Spider-Man grew up in like a rural town? where there was nothing to swing on. Well, there was nothing to swing on, bro.

He'd just be shooting cum out of his wrist. Like, yo, look at this weirdo. Getting all the town girls pregnant. That's what Spider-Man would have been doing. I did want to talk about this, man. I saw this this week, man. And I think it's very dangerous. I saw it happen to a couple people.

And I'm glad it didn't actually go anywhere. the accusers people that accused Justin Bieber of rape it was Justin Bieber and it was another person too I saw I can't remember who other person was

It was like Tyler He's part of a boy group He's part of a boy group Yeah hold on I'll find it Yeah look it up The reason I thought that was dangerous

was this You should not be allowed I can't tell you what you're allowed to do because people are going to do it You make fake Twitter accounts, right? No picture, no nothing. And you just tell this story. You just tell this story about how you were sexually assaulted, whatever.

I think it's very journalistic. Harry Styles, the guy from one direction. Cole Spouse. Cole Spruce, that's his name. Oh, I don't know who that is, bro. Yeah, Cole Spouse. That sounds like a side dish. He's from Riverdale.

Oh, the show Riverdale? From Riverdale and the sweet like of Zach and Cody. Anyway, what I'm simply trying to say is these anonymous Twitter accounts popped up, right? No pictures, no nothing. Yeah. And they were telling these stories. I thought it was very journalistically irresponsible

for media outlets to turn that into a headline. Yeah. Twitter is garbage. You can't do that, yo. Like, you're not going to do no fact checking. You're not going to do no vetting. Bro, can I tell you? this random Twitter accounts?

Can I tell you something how lazy these journalists are? So in the post, I think it was like yesterday or something like that. Like I got written up with a few other comedians about like people who are like, comedians who were like succeeding during Corona or quarantine, right?

When a girl that wrote the story message me, she had no fucking clue about me at all. Like I was like, are you familiar with any of like the things I've been doing? Like the rant I do weekly or the podcast I do like, are you familiar with any shit? She was like, oh no, someone told me

that like you were involved in like to call her daddy beef. I was like, so you are going to write an article about how I'm winning during Corona and have no fucking clue nor any research before you even have a conversation with me and I called around and I was like, yo, you're the reason why Trump, when Trump says fake news, people believe him.

No, you're right. You're the fucking reason why your business is going down because there's no integrity in this shit. It's like, yo, you gotta do the research. Bro, we do this weekly rant, right? You know how fucking hard it is to find a topic that we really care about, one topic a week for five minutes.

These people that do it every single day, you got to make some shit up. You got to make some shit up. You really do. Because I'm not going to lie, I was disgusted by the Justin Bieber stuff only because, like, listen, if it's an actual woman, right,

somebody that you can verify that this person really exists, she has every right to tell her a story. Yes. If you want to run with the story, cool. With an anonymous, a Twitter account? Nah, be.

With no picture? Nah. Like, I don't even think it was a last name. And Justin had receipts, too. And Justin came with the receipts, bro. I love that. I didn't like that either, but I understand why he did it. No, you got to do it, bro.

You got to. I get it. Sometimes you got a nipping in the bud. Sometimes you don't. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at however you choose to handle it, right? Yeah. He nipped it in the butt.

I probably would have ignored it, only because I'm like, I'm not responding to these anonymous Twitter trolls. It's like, yo, you can't give people that kind of power is what I'm saying. You're 100%. Once you go down in that rabbit hole, they're going to be doing all types of shit like that. Because all they care, it's like some people get off on these, seeing these fake

stories that they created go viral. It's weird. It's empowering to them, right? They're in their fucking grandparents' basement. They have no power in their own personal lives. They're like, wow, can I take down this big person? Can I take down this corporation? Can I get this guy fired? They get off on that shit. And it's funny, man, how these

how these stories like pop up and the things that you get canceled for because we were we were like mapping it out yesterday like the things that people are getting canceled for now are either racism or sexual misconduct right those are the two categories right it seems to me racism if it's proved that it was a joke you don't get canceled you get kind of like paused right you just kind of like got to chill and then you can come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can look at all these people who have done blackface that, like, they apologize and then everything keeps on going or they get chastised on the internet for a couple of days.

As long as it's a joke, they're forgiven and they come back. But any of that sexual misconduct shit is a rap, bro. Yeah, I mean, because the sexual misconduct stuff is, you know, it's a crime and it's a violent crime. Yeah. And if you can't, if you don't have no real receipts, like DNA tests or video to prove you wasn't there. Like, you got to have real receipts in order for people to look at you and be like, all right, he good. Yep. You know? But if you don't have no receipts and it's just he says, she said,

95% of the time, they're probably going on side with the woman. And that's why, I can't, I can't be mad at them for that. No, but that's why, like, there's two components. Like, one, that's why if somebody comes at you with some fake shit, right, in the sexual misconduct category, you got to fight for your life, bro. You got to fight for your life. You got to fight for your life. You got to fight for your fucking like, you got to go down swing, swing, swing, bro. Start hooking off on motherfuckers. By hooking off, I don't actually mean punching people, but like, yo, post the evidence, do everything you want

because that's a stain that don't come out. So don't let that stain set. I think that website should be held liable. Who, Twitter? Yes, I think the social media sites, I think the websites that run this shit, you got to be held liable. Because if people are able to come on your platform

and slander you in that way with no evidence, no proof, and now your reputation is fucked up or you lose opportunities or whatever it is, yes. Yes, just the people should be able to sue the fuck out of Twitter. If Twitter didn't, man, I don't even know.

I'm about to say if Twitter didn't handle it in a timely manner, but how do you fucking know? Well, here's the thing. Goes up and goes viral. Here's the thing about Twitter, right? Twitter's unique in terms of like all the other social media platforms. It's unique.

the way that it makes things trend and promotes trending things. And it's really easy to get something trending. You can get something trending with like 20 posts about it from different accounts. So now all of a sudden this shit is trending. And then once something is trending,

people go, oh, that must be the story. So Twitter creates all these stories based on their algorithm, right? In a way that no other social media platform does. And it really creates the hysteria. So, yeah, they should be kind of held accountable. If you're making this bigger than it really,

it is. Yeah, I mean, somebody got to be held accountable because you can't never get to those goddamn trolls. Yeah. By the way, that is a new level of trolling. That's a new level of trolling. Yeah. You're a different type of troll when you do some shit like that. Like to wake up one day and say, I'm going to make a fake Twitter account and tell these stories about XYZ individual and then have that person respond to the story. I'm telling you, it's some little kid somewhere or some adult somewhere getting off on that shit, getting off on the fact that his story was a headline on all of these different websites that Justin Bieber replied to his story.

I'm telling you he's sitting around right now in Gotham, okay, about to be a super villain, showing fucking his friends what he just caused on the internet. Yeah. And as far as, you know, what you was talking about with the Jimmy Kimmel,

Ballet, all of that shit. Silverman. Yeah. This isn't a positively brilliant, I what a fucking idiot. This is just another observation. It comes a point in, time where we as a community, people of a certain age, we have to sit down and have a conversation

about cultural context. Because cultural context matters. The 80s, I'm only speaking for the errors that I was around for. The 80s, the 90s, the early 2000s was a wild time. It was a wild fucking time. I don't even know how to explain it to you if you weren't there. If I was born in the year 2000 and I was one of these young, progressive, woke, leaned all away to the left liberals. And I watched some of this shit from the 80s, some of this shit from the 90s, some of the shit from the 2000s, whether it was TV, film, listening to music, I totally understand your outreach. I totally understand why you're upset. And I'm not even going to sit here and say things like,

well, I was just a man of the time where Jimmy Kimmel was just a man of the time. There was a time where it was all about how shocking you could be. It was all about pushing shit to the motherfucking limit. There was no line. Okay. That line, y'all talk about crossing now. Motherfuckers used to fucking Millie Rock over that shit. Trip walk all over that shit.

Okay. Moon walk all over that shit. You give a fuck about no line. Yeah. if you're going to be mad at Jimmy Kimmel, you got to be mad at the whole system. And the reason I say that is he was on a talk show, a popular talk show.

That means he had a network that was okay with this shit. Yeah. It was standards and practices that was okay with this shit. Yeah. It was a group of writers that was okay with this shit. It was a showrunner that was okay with this shit. They all collectively came together and said, hey, man, this is a good idea.

Sometime at night, call below, look up in sky and say, What the hell going on up there? Do UFO live on other planet? Phone and home like E.T. Carmel don't read on TV about white people getting deducted by alien, sticking all kind of hell up their... And that's a damn thing.

So you got to understand cultural context, bro. Yeah. Cultural context fucking matters. People were driving the speed limit that the highway allowed you to drive back then. Right. And when they changed the speed limit, and it was time to slow down because it was the best thing for all of us, we all slowed to fuck down.

And isn't it proof that people can change, given the context of the time they live in? Like, that's why I don't understand why people want to cancel them for what they did 20 years ago. Like, Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel have become, like, the neutered, unfunny, woke people that the extreme left wants them to be, right? Like, back in the day, Kimmel used to be. funny. Like he had the man show on Comedy Central. You would like take risks, et cetera. And he wasn't like wagging his finger at people for bad behavior. But he's changed into the cuck that the left wants him to be. So you should be really happy that he's the cuck that you want all men to be now,

right? Shouldn't you like congratulate yourself? I think when you're, when you're a Jimmy Kimmel or anybody, you know, I use me as an example. I'm not preaching at nobody. Right. Right. But I know what I was, I know what the fuck I was. Okay. I'm not delusional about it. I'm not coming from a judgey, judgey point of view where I'm like, Jimmy Kimmel is wrong for wearing blackface and he needs to be canceled.

No. Jimmy Kimmel needs to be viewed at through the lens of cultural context. And what was his intention? Even with Howard Stern. I'm a diehard Howard Stern fan. I'm a radio guy. Right. You know what I'm saying?

Somebody said to me yesterday, yo, what Howard Stern did was racist. I'm like, bro, Howard Stern was a shock jock. Everybody, everybody got it with Howard Stern. Right. Anybody could get it. Black people, Jewish people, Asian people, gay people, like whatever limit there was to push when it came to racist shit, sexist shit, misogynistic shit, Howard Stern would give you that. So he was a shock jock.

He wasn't targeting one group. You know what I'm saying? And saying, this is the group I'm going to. go after this is what I'm going. No, that wasn't his schick at all. His stick was shock. If it could shock you, that's what he was going for. Cultural cultural context matters, man.

It really does. What you're going to cancel? You want to cancel Snoop Dog? Because Snoop Dog's old music? A Snoop Dog had a murder case back in the day. Like, it was people grow, people evolve, but also once again, context fucking matters. cultural context matters.

Why is it we got a statue of limitations on crime, but not jokes? Because a lot of people are discovering this shit now and they really don't. Bro, this shit is literally like being in the quantum realm. We don't have no, we don't have no, what's the word of time? No concept of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have no concept of time on the internet. On the internet, if you see Jimmy Kimmel and Blackface, you don't get, I don't have a fuck

of it's 20 years ago. This is Jimmy Kimmel. in blackface. Right, right, right. If you see Howard Stern, you know, saying the N word, there's no cultural context. This is Howard Stern saying the N word. It doesn't matter that he said this shit 25, 30 years ago.

It doesn't matter what the joke was. It's like, this is wrong. And by the way, it probably was wrong then. And we were just too young and too high and too not giving a fuck to notice. You know what I mean? But I'm just telling you that a lot of this shit went down, a lot of this shit in the 80s, 90s,

it's movies I can tell you to watch right now that you would be like, holy shit. I actually want to do a TV show or a YouTube series about that. About what? Like problematic glasses. Like, you know how you got the 3D glasses?

Problematic glass. Seeing content through a problematic lens. Like now that you're older and you're a little bit more wiser and you know what people deem problematic, going through these. different movies and TV shows with a fine tooth comb

and pointing out things that are problematic. Yeah. You'll be fucking shocked. Yeah. I mean, that's what we like. We like problematic shit. Like, is what we're drawn to. Right?

Yeah. I mean, it's, you know, it's shit that they show now that you wouldn't even realize it. Like, like, Marty McFly's daddy punched Biff in the jaw and knocked them out.

After Biff just finished is sexually assaulting Marty McFly's mom and back to the future. Yeah. In a goddamn old school car in front of a high school. In a PG movie.

In a PG-fucking movie. Or PG-13, Max. It wasn't R. Right? I don't think it was PG-13 at all. I think it might have been PG. Yeah, I think back to the future with PG. Yeah.

But Biff was excited. Yeah. Biff saw her in that car. in that dress and he was like, oh shit, we got action. And for the next five minutes of the movie, they fight in the front seat. It's like, but that was regular in a PG movie. Yeah.

So it's just like, yo, it's a lot of shit that happened in that era in that time. That we need to have, we should have a discussion about cultural context, bro. Yeah, that's also important. And also it's like, like another discussion that's interesting to have is like, I just been talking my girl about stuff as all these kind of like accusations come out it's like literally every girl

that I've spoken to has a story with a dude where the guy did something like really shady and made her feel uncomfortable literally every single girl that I've spoken to where it was like yeah I actually felt like unsafe in that moment I was like scared right

so I think I get why like the meat two movement or like these movements where women are coming and they're speaking out, I guess I get why it happens because for so long they've probably complained about this stuff and nobody listened. Nobody paid no attention. Yeah. Nobody paid.

So the second somebody's willing to listen, all of a sudden they're like, well, shit, I got something to say too. Everybody ignored me in, you know, in the fucking 80s. I'd love to tell you all about some shit. But that's why it's called me too. And by the way, you know, when you have a village, it gives you confidence. It gives you confidence. So it's like, I get, I get that.

And then obviously with that, you're going to get maybe an overcorrection. You're going to get these stories like the one about Bieber that are fake. And then the reason why these people who create these fake stories are so bad is because they delegitimize all the real fucking stories that these girls got to deal with that they're finally getting listened to. And you give and go. We shouldn't legitimize anonymous Twitter handles. Right. You know what I'm saying? We got we got a, and I think we have like the media has, but we really do have to take these sexual assault cases.

these rape cases a lot more serious. And when you're just letting anonymous Twitter handles have a voice, anonymous Twitter handles with no pictures, no nothing, that's not good. Yeah. That's not good. Save that blog space or that print space for a real story, a story that has some credibility behind it.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yo, talking about a real story, Taylor said she had a clip ring. Isn't that mutilation? Yo, that is self-mutilation. That's self-mutilation, yo. That's self-vaginal mutilation. It was just piercing in the ears and everything.

That's mutilation, too. What? I don't really know what mutilation. Why does Shultz know you got a clip ring, Taylor? What were you all talking about? I don't know. I just got distracted by Charlotte's hairline. Can you take your hat off again?

That shit was adorable, bro. This shit gone Friday, though. Say what? The shit gone on Friday. I mean, it never really was here. I don't cut it, man. No, it's kind of growing on. I see it.

I think you guys just shave the middle of it and then just keep the sides. No, do not do it. That's that Monastatch 7 and that Jamaican cast oil. Yo, honestly, can I see the back? Do you have any bald spot in the crown or not? No. You might want to just kind of get a little, before you shave it down, you might want to see what the bartender,

the barber could do to it. I know. I'm drunk. You might want to see what the barber could do. The barber might be able to salvage that. No bullshit. All he needs to do, he just... I don't want it.

I don't like hair, bro. Yeah. I don't like hair. I don't like hair to wait tail. I don't like her clit. Excuse me. That's not what it is. What was going through your minds

when you decide to shoot a hole through your clitoris? I just thought it was sexy. And I realized... Where did you see one at? I'm porn. So you were watching porn. You saw the porn girls had

thing through their clit and then you're like I'm gonna get that and then you just went to your local piercer I didn't go to my local piercer where'd you had your friend do it how'd you go out there's

I mean there's piercings downtown or people do piercings downstown whatever like a actual building whatever and I said I wanted it done they get they have people do that all the time though

wow that's palsy and what kind of airing is it is a hoop little time stuff I don't have it anymore But when you had it, what was it? Like a wine cork? It was just like a wine cork?

What the fuck? It's just like, what do they call it? A silver ball. Yeah, the barbell thing. Yeah, that's it. And it was like a pinch. That was it. What smells worse?

The earring back when it's in your ear or the earring back when it's on your clip? First of all, my clip don't smell. My vagina doesn't smell, period. And then it will probably be my earring, though, if you want to make a. Really? When it's in your ear?

Can I'm always, you have, as a woman, you have to constantly clean your vagina. Yeah. Not constantly, but like, you got to make sure it's good. Ah! What? Are you admitting, Taylor Gang? No, I'm not. I'm not living.

Are you admitting to catch your earring steak? Am I what? Dude, you know it's crazy. Are you admitting your earring stink? Yeah, because I don't take them out all the time. Yeah, probably. Like, I'm not. Wow. Wow, Taylor. That's wow.

This is the second earring. Like, I don't. Liberty is crazy because you know what? Your Clitoris has a crack in it. No, it actually, it closed up very quickly. It did? Yeah. Whoa. So listen, why did you get rid of it? Did it get caught in some jeans? No. I got rid of it.

I got rid of it because Niggas don't know how to eat your pussy without trying to play with that Everyone can get real Wait, wait, wait, why did you get so thugged down That was sick You really put your foot down on that one Let's go, Taylor

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me Shake that Kexler off me real quick She sounded like she got a big ass fucking She sounded like she got a big ass beard with a big long, Alan Iverson, with a Philly cheese steak in her hands

standing on the block, standing on the block talking about, yo, nickers don't know how to eat pussy, y'all. The fuck?

Wait, what would they do? They were just like, it was literally just to be for decoration and they felt like you're supposed to keep playing with them and that's not what you're supposed to do.

You're telling me when you smelt that earring, it had male saliva on it and whatever you were. Why? No. What do you? What? They had to lick all over it. They did have to lick all over it.

So when you took it out and you sniffed it because I know it's not old saliva. With some whiz. You took it out and you put it right to your nose. That's the first thing you did. I don't know why we do that as humans, but we do. What? No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

No, I didn't. The first thing you did when you took it out was smell it. Now, did you put it in your ear? Did you repurpose the red? No. Did a guy ever whisper in your ear? And he was like, this smells like, pussy, y'all? What's it?

Yeah. I had the text Taylor last week because I was reading YouTube comments. What happened? Whenever I feel like torturing myself, that's what I like to do. It's sort of like self-mutilation, I guess, right? It's kind of like cutting. For real? It's kind of like cutting.

Okay, go. So I'm on YouTube and they're like, yo, Charlemagne Bullies Taylor. He doesn't ever let Taylor talk. And I'm like, Taylor, like a bully. The tides are turning? Is there Taylor support out there? No, they hate her. No, there is, though.

They always preface it with I hate Taylor butt. They always make sure to say, I hate Taylor, but. That's not true. That is very true. I get stuff in my DMs all the time, but I don't, like, I've known you for how long, five years now, Charlotte? Like, I don't know. That's it? Yeah.

Now, did you know him BC before Clit or like after? When did you get it rid of it? He's so happy about this. Like a couple years ago. Huh? A couple years ago. Oh, okay. Only five years?

One girl I hooked up with had it. But she had her lip pierced. Yeah, it was weird. And I didn't know what to do, so I just moved the ring out the way. And then I just did what I did. I didn't know that the ring was just there for decoration. That's new to me. Yes, you're not supposed to like, gyrassing.

No, that hurts. Like, it hurts. Yes, there's a piercing in it. Like, why are you trying to tear it up? Like, just go towards, like, lower. Go towards the vagina. Oh, yeah. Maybe you should have pierced the part that you want them to lick.

And then it'd be like a cool target. No. You know what I'm saying? But either way, back to Charlotte Singh. Yes. I don't take it necessarily personal because, I don't know. I just like, in a way, like with my friends, we kind of, we give them the real shit too. Like, I don't know.

It's not like. You're used to jokes. Yeah, like I'm used to jokes and everything else like that. That's why you get along with this show. You go. Yeah, absolutely. I don't care as much as I did this weekend, though. I was just a little sensitive.

But you were in your feelings when you were looking at them comments and everybody was defending Taylor? I was somewhere between O and K. But, Charlotte, me and you have talks all the time after the, like, you know what I mean? So it's not like. I'm very, I'm very, I try to be very aware of how I make the people around me feel. I'm very aware of that.

Because I don't care about the opinion of other people that don't know me. You're mad funny. Well, that's a great way of describing it. Hey, I'm there aware of how I make you feel? Now, I might make you feel like shit, but at least I'm aware that you're feeling. It might happen. Listen, I am in a quiet taste. Shots, Shots, you're in a quiet taste.

100%. I was on a conference call yesterday crying, laughing, because they was asking me to participate in something. And I was like, well, who's all participating? And they was like, well, everybody said yes except for one person because he can't do it. But Andrew Schoz just told us no. Just flat out, no. Just flat out, no. And I'm dying laughing, right?

And I go, why would Andrews? I said to them, I said, why would Andrew say no? And then in my mind, I'm thinking, you know what the fuck he said no. It's Andrew. That's what the fuck is wrong with you. So I'm dying, laughing. And I'm like, I'm going to call Andrew and find out why he didn't do it. I'm like, I don't give a fucking.

What is it? The shit? I don't think we can say. I don't want to put it out there. No, we can say it. Nah, because I don't think they advertise the shit. But still, they, you could bleep it. But you know why?

Yeah, let's bleep it. Let's bleep it. I just thought it was funny because when you know your people, yeah. Shit like that, don't surprise you. So what happened? Break it down. What happened?

I'm just on the, I'm just on the, phone, you know what I mean? And I'm like, like, all right, I'm down. And I'm like, who's all in, who's all in, who's all in, for I said, I'm down, who's all involved? And it was telling him everybody that's involved. And it was like, only one person because they couldn't do it. No, two people because they couldn't do it. But Dan Andrew just flat out told us no. Andrews chose told us no. It's fucking crazy. I'm like, Hezzie gave y'all the fucking Hezzie again. I'm like, so he didn't give you all no reason?

He was like, no, he was just like, no. That's the reason. No. By the way, no should be enough. Right? Like, when we say no, why can't know me no? Why can't know me no?

Exactly. Why they try to put the tip in? You know what I mean? They got here trying to put the tip in, man. Why can't know me no? No, you cannot just eat it. Okay. No.

Let's bleep it, though. I don't want to be. they spot up. I don't want to blow up the fact what they're trying to do. Hey man. I wish the best of luck. I'm super, you know me. I'm the most grateful for everything. That's super grateful. It's always love right there. But, you know, you can still make correct business decisions, you know, and if I don't think it's the right business decision, I don't, you know, I'm not going to rock with you. Simple as that. I'm with you. I also asked them how much they were paying and they didn't say, so. That's something. Yeah, something like that, I wouldn't even,

money, I wouldn't even be thinking about money. I love to be in that position. That's a nice position. I'm going to be honest with you. I know for a fact that at this point in my life, money does not move me. Money is that what? Money has never really ever truly moved me to be honest with you.

Yeah. I like doing things that have meaning. I like doing things that have purpose. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like I want to do things that can empower other people. and I want to do things that make the world better. You know what?

I fuck with you 100%. I think that that's right. I think we've something we've been saying on this show forever is that money does not motivate us. But money does allow you to do certain things. Absolutely. And if like crazy amount of money allows us to like expand the studio or film a show that we want to do

or like create our own projects. It gives you freedom. And that's really the idea for me, you know, with money and that kind of stuff. But we'll see what happens, bro. We'll see what happens. It doesn't give you peace of mind. I need people to really understand

that because I'm going to tell you something that I've added to my repertoire. I am a full-blown tree hugger now, bro. What you mean? I'm a fucking tree hugger, like legitimately going in my backyard and putting my hands on trees and putting my forehead to the trees and praying and meditating. Let me tell you something. That's not a tree hugger, bro. What's a tree hugger?

Yo, son. Charlotte, a tree hugger. Am I a tree fondler? No, no. A tree hugger is a derog. That's what you fondler. term used for hippies because they love the environment.

I thought it's because they so in touch with nature that they go and they touch things. No, they're just making fun of them. They're basically like, yo, you love nature so much you would hug a tree. You're just clowning. They don't really think they hug trees. You out here hugging trees, bro?

I was on the phone, my sacred purpose coach, salute to yadi. With your what? My sacred purpose coach. How much money you spend in a week on just like mental health? shit. That's what my money goes, baby.

I'm not, holy shit. You go, y'all go by the phantom, phantoms in the ghosts. I'm investing in my mental wealth for real, for real. Yo, just call me. I got to. I do that too. 30 minutes a week. You just tell me about the trees you want to hug.

I'll be like, don't do that shit. And then we'll get off the phone. It'll be mad quick. Listen, all that counts. I like therapy. I like my sacred purpose coach. I got my goddamn, my, my gemstones courtesy of Carmen Bliss, salute to Debbie Brown.

Come on. All of that shit. I'm burning. I'm like an incense. I got that goddamn Badoo pussy incense. Went what? That Badoo pussy, baby? You got some?

I don't know if you could have that in the fucking house, bro. My wife loves Erica Badoo. I ordered it for her. What does it smell like? My wife loves Erica Badoo. What does it smell like for O'Roe? I was on Erica Badoo's website. I spent about $400 quick.

So what is a T-shirt? What does Badoo think her pussy smells like? Where do you? You shouldn't smell. Say it good? You're pretty shouldn't smell. It sure smells. You just told us your earring back on your clip stink.

Yeah. No, I didn't. You said that. Don't try to do that, yo. You said it smelled like Ishkibbles. No. That's what you say. Yo, that's...

I hate it. I want some now, though. Yum. You want what, Iskibibbles? Yeah, I haven't had a cheese steak. I'm so... No, but for real. What is my dude smells?

You know what does the smell of your pussy make you hungry? Anyway, what did you say? You said what is this? You say, what does it smell like? It smells good. I love it. My daughter and my oldest daughter hates the smell of an instant period.

But I like the smell of that, Erica Badu. I be like, I'm taking, I'm taking, I take that shit with me if I go somewhere. I'm lighting that shit out in the back yard. I got my sage going. Like, I'm into this shit for real for real. Come on, dog. Stop it with this shit.

No, why? I'm out. I'm into, I'm so in. You into gemstones? You're into all of that. Sage or. So you know, like, the different types and, like, the different names of the gemstones and everything like that?

No, but I would encourage everybody to go. by my sister Devy Brown's book, dropping gems. No, it's called Chris. Hold on, what the hell is the name of Dev book? I'm going to tell y'all right now. Dev breaks down all the meanings of all the stones.

It's taking every ounce of energy in my body to not trash this. It's so hard. You want to take it back to the 90s and let that slur rip, don't you? Listen, Dev's book is called Crystal Bliss. Attract love, feed your spirit, manifest your dreams.

But now, I'm into all that. I was on the phone with Yadi. And I was talking to. Girls that can't get a diamond ring love gemstones. What? All these single women out here loving fucking rhinestones. That is not true. But you have one too, though.

Debbie is married and rich. Say what? Debbie's married and rich. Yeah, she's selling that book to a bunch of broke single ladies, bro. No. She's in the mind. And by the way, Beyonce just said on that new song, Black Ray, here we go. Here we go.

I charge my gyms under the full moon. Oh shit. Yes. I charge my jims under the full moon. But listen, quick, quick story before we go to break, because I got to do a conference call real quick. It'll take like five, ten minutes. Okay.

My circuit purpose coach, so I'm on the phone with her. I'm going through it. I'm somewhere between O and K. Right? Because I'm going to be honest with you. What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know.

That's just how I feel. I really feel like I'm somewhere between O and K. Like in terms of the alphabet, like ABC, D, F, H, I, J, J. In terms of how I'm doing. Oh, the word okay. Yes. And you're in the middle of it. Yes, because the jazz shit fuck.

I'm not going to lie, Jasmine shit, fuck me up, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It bothers me at wild weird times. Yeah, yeah. So Yadi goes, you have several trees in your backyard. Yeah. She doesn't even know I have trees. Yeah.

I said, I want you to go outside. Yeah. Put your hands on the tree. Put your forehead on the tree. pray, breathe, meditate. I went out there and I did that that day. Let me tell you something.

I immediately felt great. So I've been doing it every day since. Naila, my little homie, Naila, my niece Naila came over to the crib. Hold on. Can we go back to this tree thing? Excuse me. Wait, time out.

I'm going back. There's the person that told you to do his wife. Me and Naila was out there together. Excuse me? You never asked me. Hold on. Ask you what? Hold on.

A hug a tree? Hold on. Hold on. Is the person that told you to go do this with the tree white? Indigenous. They're indigenous. Indigenous. Okay.

Yes. Yes. So they know. I got my shoes off. I'm connected to the ground. For any of our white listeners. Please do not advise black people go hug trees or do anything with trees. No, you can hug all the trees you want in your yard.

Now, I wouldn't advise you to do this in Central Park. They're going to lock your ass to fuck up. Okay. That looks very suspicious. All right. Well, me and Naila together was on one tree with our foreheads to the tree. I know my neighbor was looking like, what the fuck are these black people doing? Okay.

They're doing some type of seance or something in the back yard. That's not what he was thinking. If he's racist, that definitely is not what he was thinking. It was like, why doesn't he? Like, hey, remember that noose you made for Bubba Wallace? Could you bring that over here? So I got a couple live ones in the back yard. Hold on.

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Let's get back to the show. All right. We back. So where were we were talking about, Charlotte and you tree hugging? We was talking about, yeah, listen, hugging trees is really good for your health. And I actually just looked it up

because I never did any research on it. This is just something that my sacred purpose coach Yaddy told me to do. And so I went out there and I was barefoot and I'm in my backyard and I got my hands on the trees and I got my forehead to the trees and I'm praying and I'm meditating and I'm taking deep breaths. And I'm not going to lie. I felt whatever energy was coming from that tree was radiating through my body.

And I just looked up that hugging a tree increases levels of hormone oxy. This can't be oxycontin. It's not natural oxyotin in your body, is it right? Oxycott. I don't think so. Maybe. O-X-Y-T-O-C-I-N. How do you pronounce that?

O-E-T-O-T-O-E-O-X-T-Sin. So it increases levels of hormone oxytocin. This hormone is responsible for feeling calm and emotional bonding when hugging a tree, the hormones serotonin and dopamine make you feel happier. And I'm not going to front. It does. I've been doing it. I've been going out to like every day, bro. Yo.

Yo. You try to fuck that tree. Come on. Bro. Be honest. Be honest, bro. If hugging it, if hugging it feels good, how would it feel? You slide that meat in that tree.

You know how sometimes trees got them little knots on it that look like a fat pus? I would never fuck the tree. Do you know the ones I'm talking about? I do. I would never fuck the tree because trees can't consent. But.

Well, why would it be, why would it be just waving in the wind like that? If it did. Yo, yo, yo, why would it be, why would it be, why would it be, if it didn't want you to chop that thing down? You just in my backyard neck. Son.

You just, trees don't wear clothes. Trees don't wear. I guess bark is close. Huh? Well, why would it be barking at you if it didn't want you to climb that tree? I hear you dog. You know what I'm saying?

You want me to give you this bone. That's why you're barking at me, Mr. Tree. I'm just saying, come fall. Them trees look real naked, Charlotte. You know what I'm saying? I'm like I'm never going to look at a little bear. You look a little bear in the fall. You look a little bear in the fall.

Mother nature's pimping you out to me. You need something to warm you up, Mr. Tree. Why don't you say Mr. You know what I'm going to be a little guy. Everybody's a loose guy. Why the fuck? Why every episode? The male cop.

Now you got Mr. Tree. Bro, you know what you got to do? Bro, you know what you got to do? You got to put the syrup into the, the tree. That's all Serp is though. Yeah. No, seriously, the, what do they call it?

Maple syrup. Yeah, but it's not serp. It's a word for it that's on tree. Tree cum. Sap. Sap. Sap. Sap ain't nothing but tree sperm. That's what I'm saying.

You got to put the tree sperm in there. How do you think it got in there in the first place, bro? What if you put your tongue on the tree sap? Say what? What if you put your tongue on the tree sap? What if you lick the tree sap? Yeah, that's what syrup is. Maple syrup.

Dude. No. Put on your pancakes, bro. Nah, syrup was from a tart and tree, though. It's from the maple tree. Exactly.

So if you're not a maple tree, then you don't have maple syrup. But if you're just a regular tree, you got regular syrup. You just got regular sap. Got that sad. All I'm telling y'all is, Hug a tree.

Now, during the break, when I had to go do this a little Zoom meeting, Taylor called Naila. You said you FaceTime Naila. Yes, and she said that she was hugging. FaceTime her right now. See if we could get her on the mic.

See if we can get her recorded. Maybe I could just have her call into the Zoom. No. I'm going to give her the Zoom link and then she can maybe call it. No, no, not, not. Because she doesn't seem like she in the state to call into the Zoom. No, she was talking fine, right? Was she talking about it fine?

She can call in from her phone? Yeah. Oh, she can't. Yeah, she can. It's an app, Charlotte. I don't know shit about technology. What are you talking about? I never tried it.

I didn't know you could call in from the goddamn Zoom. I had no idea. I'm a sent her. I know. Hey, NBA coming back, baby. Yo, what's you think about it? I'm cool with it. I'm like, I don't have a problem with it.

Do you think they're going to use Corona Warfare? What is Corona warfare? Cawfin and shit? I'm saying, like, if you know that you got the Lakers in the first round, are you going to do whatever it takes to give King James that Rona? You're going to send some Corona his way? Wow. You know, he orders delivery.

Like, if they could send some, some points. He's in his pizza to MJ. You don't think they could send some, some corona? So you're saying they would use biological warfare? I'm just saying, how bad do you want to win? Very interesting. If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough.

Is that what they said? I wonder if... Why does it never work with marriage? I wonder if the NBA is going to be honest with players that are asymptomatic, though. Because if LeBron test positive for Corona, and he's asymptomatic. You really think they're going to quarantine Braun for 14 days? Nope.

Get the fuck out of here. Nope. You think they're going to really quarantine Kauai Leonard for 14 days? Hell. Nope. Is they going to quarantine James Hard? No. You're going to have to really be showing signs passing out like our good brother D.L.

Hughley. What happened to D.L. D.L. is interesting. D.L's interesting because I've had that before. I've been dehydration and exhausted. Yeah. You know, but he tested positive for Corona. But that wasn't the reason why I passed out, right?

He was just like traveling a lot, dehydrated. I don't even think he's been traveling a lot. I think that might have been his first show back. Because we've been all quarantined. All this shit just started getting, all this shit just started back. Yo, feel better, D.L. I prayed for D.L. I prayed for D.L. one because I love D.L.

He really is. He caused me his daughter. That's, that's her stepdad? No, he caused me his daughter, though, and that seemed to remind me of his daughter. Oh. I prayed for D. One because DL is hilarious And I think DL is a brilliant mind

And I love DL But also I prayed for him Because he got a quarantine in Nashville, bro. Like it's very important To know where you test positive for coronavirus Brough Don't test positive Don't even go for a test in a city

You don't want to be stuck in for the next 14th If you like white girls With blonde hair And fat asses Nashville is the place to be, my friend. Nashville is one of the most slept on cities on the planet. Nashville's incredible.

I know. I mean, listen, I rock with Nashville. My man Bobby Bowles is in Nashville. Taylor getting all jealous. I'm not kidding. Of these white new being queens and their fat ass donkeys that they got on the back of them. That whole challenge

where the guy stands on the girls' back started with white women. Yes, it did. It did. It did start with white women. It started with white women and their fat asses. White women got high, fat asses that we've been stepping on for years. So you like Nashville?

Yo, Nashville's this shit. Wurn. Nashville is an amazing party city because from what I experienced there and people in Nashville probably tell me I'm wrong, what I experienced there is like it doesn't have that kind of like classism, elitism that New York does in the party scene. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, listen, my man Bobby Bones lives in Nashville.

Young Buck been screaming Cashville, Tennessee forever. That's right. You know what I mean? That's a young buck. I know a few people from Nashville now that I think about it. You know, Nashville is a fun fucking city, bro. He might have made that shit up. Just to stay there for 14 days.

Just to stay there. I mean, that's a great way to get away from your wife, bro. You say you got Corona. Stay there. Fuck white girls with the he-haul. But that's what I meant when I said you got to, you know, I prayed for him because, like, Nashville, I don't want to be away from nobody for 14 days,

especially, you know what I mean? I just went there to do comedy at Zanis for the weekend. I don't want to be here for the next 14 days. Yeah, but what if you could be like smothered in white women, smothered in them? Black Lives Matter. Say what? That's right.

Black lives matter, that's true. And black men don't cheat. And black men don't cheat. That's all facts. But white women bleached their but holes. So sometimes you got to check that out. And Nashville's the capital of that. A bleached buttholes?

They bleach it. It's just the same color as with the art. Bro, their buttholes look like church wafers. Why are you thinking we started eating them? Yeah, man, that's what we do. D.L could not, if D.L got caught with a white woman right now, man. Oh, my God. But why do you think DL's chin hair is so white?

That would be a letdown. He'd eaten that church wafer. No, I'm joking. By the way, I'm totally joking. DL. DL, if DL get caught with a white woman right now. It'd be a problem. You have to cancel some of the protests.

Wait, why? Yeah, because he's so pro-black. You can be only? No, but he, like, is always, no, but like he's- Not in 2020-20- He's putting up- What about Jordan Peel? You don't follow him on the Instagram?

Jordan Peel. Huh? You know who know who he is? Jordan Peel, the director? Yeah. Isn't he, you know, he's, he's, he got all those movies about how. That was a movie, bro. He ain't really with no white woman.

I know. He's with a white woman. Yes, he's white woman. What happened to Nila? I saw Nile up just now. She didn't come on. Why are you switching the topic? Huh?

Wait, did she go? Come on? Yeah, she was up there. I didn't see her pop in. Yo, look at Dwayne got the sexy view. Huggy Bear. Yeah. I want to see what Naila thinks about the tree hugging, man.

He's Brett. But now I am ready for the NBA to come back. I saw, what's the kid named Bradley from the Lakers? Avery Bradley. Avery Bradley said he's not playing this year. You know, turn your computer a little bit. more in the center. He said he's not playing this year, so they bringing in J.R. Smith, I heard. Okay. I don't know, man. I think whoever stayed in shape throughout the three-month quarantine

is who's going to end up being the NBA finals champion. And I'm going to tell you something else. All of y'all out there that said the NBA is going to be a distraction from the protest. That's me. Turn your goddamn TVs off. I'm boycotting, bro. Don't even turn a game on. I'm not. Why do you win NBA back so? bet. I don't want the NBA back so bad. I just don't think that it would be a distraction to anything that's going on out here.

In fact, if you look at the way the media is going right now, the media has already kind of moved away from, you know, making the protest the primary thing that is talking about. Good point. I'm back in. The NBA would come and put light on it again. Yeah, that's a good point. You got me back.

I'm watching, bro. But you don't think it's be stronger. I'm just saying you don't think it'll be stronger because a lot of of especially the white-owned teens and everything. They want NBA back. So this is their part of for them to like use their power and be like, no, we want all this shit before we go into playing again.

I don't think y'all know how government works. Yeah. But you don't think they, but I'm saying you don't think that the government, I know all them watch ball. Only thing stronger than government is a white woman's ass. Doesn't it? That's it. As we're recording this right now,

we're recording this. And the Senate hearing. is on right now. You know what they're in the Senate debating right now? Hillary Clinton. No, they're debating police reform. Ain't no NBA owners in there. Ain't no NBA players in there. They're literally, if you turn the TV on right now, you will see this Senate debating police reform right now. Like I said, there's no NBA owners. There's no NBA players. They're like, what do y'all

want these people to do? But I'm just saying it because it's so, like, so many people like the sport, they could put a stance in making it more powerful, where it's like, okay, if we got to get the, for us to get the NBA back, we got to get this done. Like, I don't know. I just feel like it'll be more powerful. They, first of all, no police reform is going to get passed until well after November, you know. It's not going to be Tim Scotts bill that gets passed no time soon. It's not going to be the Democrats, Justice and Policing Act that gets no time soon.

This is going to be a political talking point until well after November. They could give a fuck about the NBA, the NFL, or whoever else. Like, no, that's why I said. Everybody plays different positions. Everybody does different things. Like, we're looking for NBA players and owners to be our policy makers and to be the people that create this legislation and puts this legislation through. Like, that's not how any of this works.

I think that people think that anybody with money, anybody with money has a say in what goes on in the whole entire fucking world. That's how it works. If you got a lot of money, you got to say about what's going on. Yeah, maybe. Because these politicians need money to run. They need money to campaign. They can't win without campaigns, so they can accept that money.

And trust me, those NBA owners have already put in their bids. The NBA owners that are behind these campaigns, they already put in their bids for what they want. Yes, and they want to get back to business. And they're going to get back to business regardless. You know why. Why? Because it's not a strike. There's no strike going on.

What do you say about the players that don't want to play, though? That's their prerogative. They have every reason not to. to play because they can say it's a liability. They don't want to catch coronavirus. Do they still get paid, though? I don't know. See, that's the thing.

And that's the other thing that we don't forget, those guys have a job. Right. Like, they're under contract. Like, they work for somebody. I don't know how that shit works, but I know that you can't just show up because you don't want to show up.

I know that if you're a player and you don't show, you don't show up just because you don't want to show up, you know what they start doing to you, right? What do they do? Finding you. They start finding your ass. Right. So I don't know.

I don't know how that would work in this situation. I mean, clearly they're giving people the option, right? Right. Because some people are choosing to opt out. So I don't know. I don't know if they get paid or not. I just know that I just don't think the NBA would be a distraction at all. And if the NBA would be a distraction, then Major League Baseball should be a distraction.

The NFL should be a distraction. by the way, but everybody's saying that teams are organizations to sit out, the NFL is definitely the people who should do that. It's definitely what? Yeah, they should. They're definitely the people that should do that. Yeah, they're right. If the NFL wants to make changes in the actual NFL,

now is the opportunity for those black players in the league to definitely. Yeah, you're right. You're right. More so than the NBA. Like, y'all should be giving that energy to the NFL. Yeah. Are they going to? Do you think Colin's going to end up on a team? Isn't he part of a thing now? Say what?

I put it. There was rumors he was going to get a try out for the Chargers, I think. The Chargers. Yeah. He's on the boy of directors at Medium. Right. Right. Right. I mean, yeah. The Lions ownership said they'll support the coach and GM if they want Colin Kaepernick.

Yeah. I mean, it's what it is. Go out there. He should audition. I mean, yeah, you should audition. He should have a tryout. And if you kill the trial, you should be on a team. That's just that's sports. The great thing about sports is their merit-based. The great thing about sports is if you can, you are so good at a sport, it doesn't matter what color you are, what race you are, what fucking religion.

I mean, hopefully anymore. Obviously, there are stories of people that have been blackball because of those things. But that's the reason why we love sports and why we're drawn to sports. It's the great equalizer. I just want to ask one simple question. Yeah. If the NBA coming back would be a distraction, why wouldn't Colin be? being signed to a team and playing in the NFL.

Collin should play in the NBA. Let me, shut up. Yo, man. Come on, bro. You got to support it, dude, for real. Taylor, I want to answer to that question. Oh, wait. You say, if what?

You think the NBA would be a distraction. Yep. But you want Colin to get signed to an NFL team. Yup. I agree with you with what you said about Colin before, saying that he's bigger than the NFL. NFL at this point. But do you, but if Colin came back, would you consider that a distraction?

Yeah. See that energy? That energy was kept right there. You don't want him to have a job? That energy was kept right there. No, I didn't say that either. But I want to say it would be a bad distraction because hopefully he's still doing the same thing as in like, you know.

Oh, you mean kneeling? Yeah, like and everything else. Oh, so you mean by kneeling at the game, he would bring awareness to the protests that are going on in the street. I need. I know you got to say. But he's been doing that, though. Stop. No, no, no, no.

He's been doing that. I know you've got to turn that around. Oh, see what he did right there? See what he did right there? Hugged you like a tree. That's what happened. Put you to sleep. Come on.

Let's do some asking idiot. Do we have shit you don't care about next week? What's the shit that we won't care about next week, though? Do you guys want to talk about Eminem going towards, he made a verse dissing. Revolt TV like Diddy and all that. No, I thought he likes Diddy or something. That was old.

I don't give a fuck, man. I remember when you used to get dissed by Eminem and that shit used to mean something. I remember being a young man in the late 90s and, you know, you would hear Eminem dissed these people and he'd be like, oh shit. And for the past, Eminem has mentioned me in like four songs. Yeah.

And nobody gives you. Yeah. Like, no, I mean, nobody. Like, when I say nobody, why, like, his stands don't even jump on me and be like, Eminem killed you. It's just like, nobody cares. Yeah, this is interesting. He's mentioned in like four different songs.

Why is that? Like, he's so skilled. I think sometimes sticks run their course. Say that again? I think sometimes sticks run their cause. Stick. Yeah, what I said. Yeah, whatever you said, I don't know.

The stick from the tree I was hugging. Yeah, I just think, I just think, sometimes they run their course. And like, you know, Eminem, Eminem has dis so many people. It's just like, oh, that's just what M does. Yeah, I agree. And also, like, he feels, he doesn't longer feel representative of, like, a cultural sentiment. And when I say culture, I'm not talking about, like, when black people go, the culture.

I'm talking about, like, what the zeit guys, like, what people are feeling at a time. Like, when Evan Em came out, he kind of really captured angst. You know what I mean? Like, people jumped on the angst. Same thing, like, when Nirvana came out, they captured. angst and like you could um when sam sam cook like yeah sam cook came out he captured a feeling a soul that people had right so it's like right now you see him and it's the same thing as like watching Seinfeld do stand-up it's like am i watching something that should be happening 30 years ago

like what you have to make this relevant to what's happening now i'm watching like a caricature of itself yeah and and back then he was rebelling against pop culture right and we could all agree boy bands were corny. You know, Britney Spitz was corny. Like that was easy targets, right? But it's like now, it's like, eh, I like Joe Biden.

Yeah, I like Charlemagne. You know, and, and, and we've never seen M go at a formidable opponent. That's true, too. Rap-wise. That's fair also. But I think another thing,

another thing going on here is that like M&M was taking shots of people that we all, hated or disliked, but we didn't really have the platform to take shots against them. Now we have memes. Now we have Twitter. Now we have Instagram. We say how we feel about famous people every single day. Yeah, absolutely.

Like you just having a clever line is not going to be more clever than something you see on Reddit. And back then it was shocking, right? It was shocking when you first saw somebody say, fuck you, Britney Spears. It did it. Because it was on MTV. It was on their platform. This platform that all these people thrived. So to see this guy standing by Dr. Dre not giving a fuck in that way,

it was cool for a while. And he's nice. Like there's no question his skill level. Like the skill of rapping, he's nice. Never take anything from him rap wise. Never. I've never taken any. The only thing I've ever said about him, he's not my cup of tea.

Yeah, but like there's plenty of rap. No, even the skill, like, rapping is almost, is probably the least important part of rapping. You know what I mean? Like, Takami 6-9, not a great rapper. I'm talking about actually, like, rhyming the words is the least important part about it. It's like building up the character

and building the persona and creating the interest. That's old, though. It used to be, it was a time where it was really all about lyrics. No, no. By the way, it still really is, though. Even though, even though back then, that time when it was about lyrics, they were still larger than life personalities.

Yeah, but they couldn't help it. Like, Tupac couldn't help but be a larger-than-life personality. You know what I'm saying? You're not those Tupac's a lyricist though, fam? You consider Tupac a lyricist? I'll tell you, I'll tell you why. I didn't back then, but I tell you why I do now. Okay.

Because his bars have aged so well. Like, it's things that you can put on from Tupac 20 years ago that sound relevant to today, like right now. You know what I'm saying? So for that reason, yes. Back then, I didn't think he was a lyricist. Back then, I would never compare him. I thought Nause was better.

I thought Biggie was better. Like just from a technical standpoint, like rhyming bars, J-Z, all of those guys. But his music has aged so well that you got to say, yo, this guy's the lyricist. Yeah, like, just because the lyrics don't seem as like complex or complicated as those other guys, if they stay around and have lasting effect, then you have to give credit to the lyrics themselves. I see that. That's a different way of looking at it. Yeah.

Yeah. Does it still matter? That's like what stand-up, right? Like, yeah. Yo, does this joke still, is this still relevant to this day? Yeah, it's like this joke might not be crafted in the perfect way, but the sentiment still sticks. You're like, yo, that's fire. Chris Rock, N-Words versus black people.

It's not going nowhere. Dave Chappelle is doing callbacks to goddamn killing me softly in 20, Kill me solid came out of 2000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Jaru shit still stands because of social media though, but still. Yeah. I'm saying, like, yeah, it still matters. What's the next?

Give me another one, Taylor. Shit, we won't care about next week. I mean, more political, like Trump's at Tulsa or that the black guards are not allowed to guard the guy that killed George Floyd. That was wild. Wait, what's this? That was wild. The black guards, they wouldn't let the black guards escort Derek Chauvin, the guy that murdered George Floyd, the cop. Why?

The reason I thought, I mean, because I guess they thought that he would have some preconceived prejudices, some preconceived biases. It's like America, do you ever think about that when it comes to white people in black prisoners? I mean, white officers and black prisoners? People. People, do you ever think about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what the fuck? Now all of a sudden you care about prejudice and bias?

Yeah. If these black cops got a little bias towards him and they want to rough him up a little. little bit, it's understandable. All right? Everybody on this planet would understand whether it was a black cop or white cop that roughed up that guy, why they did that. What we don't understand is why you do that the black people that you don't even know.

And you're just doing it because the person is black, that's different. Yeah. When you're just doing it because of the color of somebody's skin, that's different. When you're doing it because this motherfucker actually did something, come on, man. Yeah, it makes sense. Come on, man. You think they don't rough up child molestness? You think they don't rough up child rapists?

Yeah. You don't think they fuck them up? Yeah. And would anybody care? He ain't trying to defund no police. I wonder if they did the same thing. You think they did the same thing to Dylan Roof too probably? What do you mean?

Like trying to make the black guards not protect Dylan Roof or whatever. I have no idea. He got caught in North Carolina. There was no black officers. It was all white officers. Did you see the picture? You see the picture of Derek Chauvin and the picture of the guy that having custody now and people saying they're different people?

I'm not listening. You ain't see it? I'm not listening. I'm just saying, bro, the ears look different. I pay attention to ears. It's so crazy on the internet. The narratives that people come up with on the internet are so fucking wild to me, bro. What do you mean?

The shit people can make themselves believe it's so crazy to me. The ears look different, bro. Because you know what it is? And I thought about this, right? What is it? In certain situations like that, you don't think the cops going to ever get arrested. So if you're on, social media saying, they're going to never

arrest this cop. America's this and America's that and yada, yada, yada. And then they arrest the cop. And then they charged the cop. Instead of just submitting, damn, I can't believe it. I was wrong. You got to pivot. This is not him. That's not him, bro. This is not him. Sometimes you got a pivot. You never done that when you get caught

cheating? I don't even know if getting caught cheating feels like no. Bro, what? I haven't gotten caught cheating. You got caught cheating. Or you're cheating or something? No, but I'm just saying back in the day... You've mentioned that a few times? Bro, back in the day, first of all, I'd never been caught cheating,

but back in the day, you know what I mean? I got caught cheating once, and I just told her it wasn't me. I don't even know what that feels like. I don't know what it feels like to get caught cheating. What I'm saying is if you go with the... It's not you. She'll be like, what are you doing? And you just go, I don't know who you think I am.

That's it, bro. That strategy cannot not work. Who she fucked? Yo, what are you talking about? I'd be like, Andrew who? Taylor, hit me again. Hit us. The Jarl rule commercial.

I love that shit. Jada man. John really is the man, yo. I'm so tired of y'all fronting on fucking Jai Roo. Jah's the fucking man. 50 needs to calm down, bro. Like, 50 is another one. He's about to enter the like M&M realm of just like, we get it.

We get it. Not with Jai. Not with Jai. 50 can beef with Jha for the rest of his life. And I totally understand it. I think that we're forgetting. 50 and Jaro actually had a fist fight in front of a hotel. Who what?

Murder Inc. actually ran up in a studio and stabbed 50 cent at one point. Really? I didn't know. Yeah. Murder Inc. They got, Murder Inc. Actually, they, they, I know they tried to kill them. The reason 50 got hit up nine times.

It's like, if you try to kill me a couple times, man, it's probably going to be fuck you for life. Oh, shit. I didn't know it was like that. Yo, keep on going, bro. Fuck Monte Cristo's or whatever that restaurant is. Fuck everything, you know. Did Jaroz started then?

He started the beef? I don't even remember how they beef started. I just know that they fought in the whole. It was in front of a hotel in Atlanta. They got into a fist fight. And then they were in a studio. They all got charged for that shit. Like all jihad herb.

I don't know if it was jihad. John Irv, but it was murdering members got charged with that shit, stabbing 50. And then when 50 got shot. And they tried, after all that, they tried to blackball them out of the music industry. Nah, bro. That's fuck you for life, dude. Yes. I'm never mad at Fifth.

When I see Fifth going at John, I'm like, look at my petty cancer brother, holding a fucking grudge forever. Let's go. I don't have a problem with it. You try to do me like that. You try to take me out? Fuck you for life. Fuck you for life.

Fuck you, God bless you. Not even God bless you, though. I say God bless you. Will you? Say God bless you. Now I ain't going to say no shit like I don't wish you no home. Dividing up the God blessing. Dividing up the wellness is just mad funny to me.

It's true. I'm not going to lie and be like, I wish the best for him. No, I ain't going to go that for. But God bless you. But God bless. There we go. All right, that's enough. All right, anything else, Taylor?

That's it. And by the way, that's from a TV show, by the way. What? That Jaru, shitty. Oh yeah, he was pitching a show. It's a, no, it's an actual TV show. It comes on TBS. Look that shit up to it.

Oh, I thought it was a trailer. No, it's the actual TV show. It's coming on. It's called, damn, I just saw that shit. Why the fuck can I remember the name? It's called, uh, Garo's Garo Commercer is actually from a new TV show. It's called Celebrity Show Off.

Yeah. Yes, and it comes on June 23rd on TBS. And, yeah, that whole, the whole point. that commercial was for them to, they all had to make some content from home in order to go viral or some shit like that. So Jai won. Annie got that fucking Greek restaurant,

mad promotion in the process. So salute to Jai. Let's do some asking idiot, Taylor. Let's go. What do we got? That was shit you don't care about next week, whatever the fuck. What's it called?

I don't even care about it now. I didn't even have to wait until next week to not care about what we just talked about. This is from Justy Jonathan. should carins be required to seek mental help when they do caring things? Did Cairnsby decide to seek mental health when they do Caren things? Do they be what? Should they seek mental health?

Yeah. I mean, if you are suffering for mental illness, you should see mental health. I don't know if all these Cairns are suffering from mental illness. They might be suffering from... Do you think racism and mental illness, though? I don't think racism and mental illness, no. I don't think you're like... I don't know.

Because that absolves, to me, I think, yeah, like, I think that people with mental illness can be racist, but I don't think racism is mental illness because it absolves the personal accountability of deciding to have those views about someone and not challenging those views if you already have them to see if they're not exactly true. So I don't want to let motherfuckers off the hook. Yeah, I don't want to let people off the hook, but it is a part of me that thinks hating somebody simply because of the color of their skin is fucking insane. Oh, you have to be low IQ. You have to be low IQ. You can't be high IQ and be racist, right?

Like, you have to be stupid enough where you believe these things dogmatically. You don't question them at all. And you have no personal experience with these folks. And that's why. So it's a very, is a low IQ behavior. But being, like, just unfortunately being born dumb doesn't mean that you're necessarily mentally ill. And there are a lot of dumb people who are not racist. Our people, man, you know, some people,

I think human beings, we have to believe in something. Like, it's just our natural nature to believe in something. Like, there's never been a generation, a civilization of people who didn't believe in something. Right. Right. I think that sometimes when somebody can make someone a villain or make somebody a boogeyman, it gives you something to believe in. You know what I'm saying? Like, I hate this group of people because this group of people does ex-examination.

Y and Z. They're the villains. They're ruining the world. Whatever. It just gives you something to believe in. Right. And it probably justifies the position you're in in life. You know, so the reason I don't have success or the reason I don't have this is because these motherfuckers are holding me down, et cetera. I mean, that was Hitler's whole idea with the Jews, right? He's like, these are the people and these are the reasons why Germany's struggling and we need to get them out of it. Blah. So, yeah, of course. That's what we're here. I thought. I thought about that with religion, too. I don't know if you have to have a low emotional IQ

or you just have to have a desire to believe in something, but really believe in religion. Because I was talking about that story that happened in Arizona, where the church is this mega church in Arizona, and they had the air conditioners or the air filters. And they said the air filter can kill coronavirus. Like it can kill 99.9% of coronavirus or some shit like that. So just to get everybody to come into the church

and feel good about coming. back to church after the quarantine. And I was like, yo, that's such an easy thing to pull on church people. Just think about all the other shit they believe in.

They believe that a white man walked on water. They believed that a white man took two fish and five loaves of bread and fed 5,000 fucking people. How can you be a caterer and a Christian?

You can. You gotta believe, bro. How can you be a caterer and a Christian? You're a caterer. Yeah. You know five loaves of bread and two fish can't feed 5,000 people. But you believe it when somebody tells you in that church.

Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's because they just have a need to believe in something or because they have low IQ, emotional IQ? I don't think it's low IQ. I think it's we all have a need to believe.

And I think that like, you know, maybe your level of curiosity. changes the way you look at the stories. Like maybe instead of looking at the stories, like how did he functionally feed 5,000 people with these two loaves of bread? Like maybe there's another message in the story. I'm not that familiar with it, but maybe there's a message about how to feed people

and like when you have something to give it to others. And like, for me, that's what I look at the Bible. It's like this is a rulebook for life and all these stories are examples of how you can do things in life. They'll actually make you feel better and live a better life. The Bible is a book of some tweets. A book of what?

The Bible's a book of sub-tweets. Sub-tweets. Yeah. You just got to decode it. It's just a bunch of sub-tweets. It's like, some of this shit may, you may read and it might hit you. It might apply to you. Like, oh, he is talking to me.

Yeah, yeah. Taylor, give us another one. Ask an idiot. You're not saying their names, though. I did. Yeah, you did. Oh, you did. A underscore A. Ron Lee 13 said,

if you could bring back one historical figure from the dead, who would it be? And why? If you bring one historical figure from the dead, who would it be and why? That is a tricky. I got two. I got two. Okay. Go, Charlotte.

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammad was the greatest transformer of men and women that I've ever witnessed personally. I mean, it's not the most, you know, it's not the most easiest task to take somebody who was in prison for whatever crime 20 years and have them come home and turn them into a totally different person. It's not the easiest task to bring people off the street and like, you know, make them actual civilized human beings. Like the nation of Islam was really that. It was a nation. Like, if you know the history of the nation of Islam, a lot of the things that black people are attempting to do or have them. in the past, they were doing.

Like, they had their own businesses. They had their own communities. Like, they had their own thing. And the other thing about honorable Elijah Muhammad that I love so much is I love people that create other legends. Like, to me, you create Muhammad Ali. You create Malcolm X.

You create the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan. What kind of go to you? You know what I'm saying? Like, because he's got two students that are definitely more popular than him, that definitely get quoted more than him, that definitely get looked upon as these legendary figures more to a lot of people, right?

Like, if you know, you know. But if you don't know, you'd be like, Muhammad Ali, Malcolm X, you'll just rank them like that over the honorable Elijah Muhammad. But for me, man, that brother was something serious. And Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., for the same reasons. Like, he would be so interesting now

because he is a guy who actually, actually got legislation changed. Right. The thing that y'all are asking NBA players to do, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was actually on the front lines doing it. You know what I mean? So it's just like, yeah, he'd be very interesting. That's suit to Justin Richburg, Justin Richburg created this cartoon

that had me interviewing Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. I just thought that was so ill. Yeah. And I'm mad and only got like 30,000 views right now. I thought that was going rip harder. But so I'm not going to post anything else on my page. It goes, it moves the way I think that it should move. I'm that guy.

I'm not putting nothing else on my page until y'all appreciate that goddamn Justin Richburg cartoon. I'm going to let it sit right there. What about you? Show it who you would bring back. I don't know. And I'd like to think more on it because I don't want to waste the answer. But I don't know.

Do you think it'll be a comedian? I think part of me is like I'd love to see Patrice now and like just be able to like talk to him and like Patrice O'Neill that is and like see how he would synthesize what's happening in the world today. And yeah, but there's, I really like to think on that. Maybe next week I'll have a good answer for that. Yeah, I don't want to just throw that out there. Yeah.

True. Last one, if y'all want. Yeah, yeah, last one. So Junior Williams wants to know who would make a better president? You, Schultz or Charlotte? Ooh, good question. Charlotte, you make a better president. I say Schultz.

Oh, you guys are so cute. No, I wish he Schultz. We're going to both run as vice president. Yeah, that's what we should do. We should both run as vice president, no president, and then there's just no president in America. I think Schultz would. I like the way Schultz executes.

I like the way Schultz thinks. I think Schultz might be a little, I honestly think Shultz might be a little more fairer to me. Interesting. I think you, I think you're an amazing communicator and you get messages to people incredibly quickly. Like there's no fat on your messaging.

So it's just, this is how I feel, this is how you probably feel, here it is. And I think that's really important, especially now when you have all this clutter. Like there's all this clutter about what's going on.

It doesn't matter. Coronavirus. This many deaths, that many deaths. And the Charlotte main approach is just like, can I go outside? You don't want to know. Can I go outside?

Yes? All right, everybody, you could go outside. End of the conference. So I feel like you're really effective at communicating. And now, obviously, the tricky thing would be for you is that it is so important to you right now.

You're up to uplift black people, right? and to be president of the United States, you would have to at some point convince people that lifting up black people lifts up everybody. That would be the trickiest part, but I think you just, I think you could definitely do it.

But that's what I said. That's why I said. I think you probably be a little bit more fair than me because I'm going to stand in front of America and say, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say verbatim. I don't want to, hold on, I don't want to miss this moment.

I'm going to tell you what I would say verbatim. Okay. Verbanum, I would say once upon the time, there was a super villain named Thanos. And Thanos once said, as long as there are those who remember what was, there will always be those who cannot accept what can be. That said, we're killing all white supremacist's effective immediately.

Okay, we're killing anybody who wants to hold on to the Confederate flag. and Confederate memorials immediately if you are not able to adjust. Are you able to adjust? We need to know if you're able to adjust. If you are not able to adjust, nah. Gotta go, baby.

We don't got time. We try to move into the 21st century and we try to move it to the 21st century fast and swiftly. What are you holding on to? Right. What are you holding on to? You're already rooting for the fucking losers.

You don't want the statues of the same. slave defenders to come down. All jokes aside, seriously, I'm asking racist this real question. What are you holding on to? Like, sir, what is being racist doing for you? They think they're losing something probably.

Like, they're on... What are you losing? You're white. I know. If you're white in America and you're not winning, it is your fucking fault. Maybe they've got nothing besides that. And maybe they've been sold this lie that just because they're white,

they're better than the people that aren't and they're holding on to that because they have absolutely nothing left. You know what I would tell them? Get out to fucking south and move to Manhattan for a summer. Okay? Once you move to Manhattan for a summer as a white person, you'll get all the confidence you fucking want

to go back and take over the world. No, but you know what's interesting? Uber kind of took the last thing white people had away from them. What is that? Like just getting cabs. Like if at the end Like if at the end of the day, you were like, man, being white ain't shit anymore, I'm broke, I got nothing.

But you just hailed that cab. You're like, still got it, baby. But then Uber came around. They were like, fuck it. Smash that shit away from me. What do you do? What do you do if you're in the South? You don't catch no cabs in the South.

You can call the Uber. That's why they're so racist. Damn. Yeah. You might be right, bro. Seriously, I'm just like, it's something to that though. It's something to this is all I got.

I'm a poor white guy, poor white woman. I don't have shit else. Yeah. But to think I'm better than you. Yeah. And the only reason I think I'm better than you is because society tells me I am.

Yeah. You start reminding people that they pull white trash. They don't want to hear that shit. They don't want to hear it. And by the way, you embrace being poor white trash as long as you're better than that nigger. I won't agree with that. statement, but yeah.

I think. But, yo, for real, I think that's it, man. I think the way to explain to these people is like, yo, minorities being equal to you does not make you less than them. It's just that fucking simple.

Equal. Like, like, like, like there's no, like, fuck what what Terry Cruz is talking about. Yeah. There's no such thing as black supremacy and there never will be. Right.

We don't want to be. better than anyone? I have a question about it. We just want to get treated equally. And by the way, those of us who already think we better than people, who are this? Shows, why do you, shows you, shows you don't think you're better than all other comedians?

Yeah, but that will not all, but, uh, almost, uh, all except one. You probably got, all except one. You probably got your side. Okay, one, that's good. All right. That's even better. So it's like, but yeah, but it's, uh, obviously,

respect to goat, Dave Chappelle, and we're just talking about living, right? But, like, but yeah, it's just, I hear you, man. You need to have that confidence. Now, I don't think that because I'm white. That's the thing. It's like, motherfuckers need to start having confidence on shit besides the thing they're born with. And nobody thinks that you're a goat because you're white. Exactly.

You're good. You got to have merit at the end of the day. Nobody sees a white person. They're like, man, you are white, bro. Like, killing it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's a beast. on that goddamn radio. That's it. And you know why? Because I thought I was 20 years ago. 20 years ago, I was like, I'm betting all these months. Yo, maybe that's what we need to do. People see confidence, though.

Maybe we need to stop. Maybe the way to, like, help white supremacist not be racist is to be like, yo, have some confidence in yourself, bro. Bro, maybe that's what it is. No, for real, yo. Get yourself esteem up, man. Yo, show, I think you hit it on the head. I think that's what it is.

You got low self-esteem. Stop being so insecure. It is. That only thing you got is the thing that you had nothing to do with. Like, you have nothing to do with you being born that color. Word up. Right? Like, have some self-esteem. Get good at some other shit. If the only thing you got to lean on is your whiteness, that's whack. Yeah. As fuck. What are you good at, bro?

Can nobody eat their cousin's pussy like you? Yes. Put your head up. Billy, Billy Ray, put your fucking head up. All right. Okay. And by the way, if that is the thing, You're laughing, but that is the thing. If that is the thing that gets little Billy Ray's confidence up, now he's able to stand on something and move on the other thing. Let's not act like a woman telling you that you good at that conglangus.

Don't motherfucking boost your goddamn confidence up. As long as they're both over 18 and consenting. That's it. That's really all it matters. I've told y'all a million times how, you know, I got a good friend of mine. told me I did not eat pussy told you how to

or said you were bad at that told me I did not know how to eat oh yeah heartbreaking right and no she was a real friend because she gave me a book called The Ultimate Kiss uh huh that book

taught me how to properly give congalangus but you also are willing to learn though Charlemagne you're right because guys aren't easily and I know I was willing to unlearn my whack-ass technique

just been being all over the place, waxing, wax off with your tongue. I was willing to unlearn that bullshit technique and learn a proper technique of looking to Cotauras off and on like a light switch. So all you racists have to be willing to unlearn all of that bullshit racist, white supremacy,

bigotry that you've been taught by your parents are America and you have to be willing to learn. Get a skill. You have to be willing to learn a skill, but also learn real love and empathy. Yeah. And learn that everybody is just like you. They're just a different fucking color.

That's it. I think it's pretty good, man. Say what? And we don't fuck our cousins. And we don't. Second cousins. It's a small town. Shut down.

Listen, a lot of us, first experiences were with family members. With family members. Keep it in the family. It is what it is. It is what it is. I got molested by my cousins, ex-wife when I was eight. Eh, eh, eh, eh.

After that, I was getting humped on by cousins. It's like, all right, listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.

Peace, guys.