The Brilliant Idiots - HymenPhone Check 1-2-1-2 (Feat. Aida Rodriguez & Erik Rivera)

Episode Date: November 8, 2019

This week Aida Rodriguez and Erik Rivera drop by the podcast and with Charlamagne and Andrew they discuss hispanics in media, afro latinas, T.I. comments about taking his daughter to the gynecologist, and lots more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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a counselor your love today. Now, we're waiting on Andrew to get here, but I got two special guests in the building. First of all, Ms. Ida Rodriguez. You know what? I want to say thank you. Because when I was doing press for my Netflix special, I got more response from this show than any other. Hey.

I got a lot from the breakfast club as well because you posted a specific clip. But the overall interview that I did here was very well received. A lot of people reached out to me. I think this is because, I mean, we have conversation on the breakfast club, but we have open discussion here as well.

And people feel like they're in on the discussion. Yeah. So they want to chime in. But Eric Rivera is here too. He has a special on HBO called Super White. Super White. Super White. I haven't watched it yet.

But I remember the commercial when you walked in with Ida. Because he just came in with Ida today. And you said that's Eric, HBO special. And I was like, yo, I think I seen the promo for it. And I just remember the name Super White. And I was like, why does a Latino have a special called Super White? Because I'm talking on topics of being Latino in America, you know, trying to assimilate, but also keeping my culture at the same time.

Got you. We live in a climate where it's kind of tough being Latino right now. Let's talk about this. Do we have to assimilate? I don't have a choice. Really? I can't assimilate. Yeah.

I can't tell a body of white. Well, that's the narrative they keep throwing at us. Like, if you read these pieces like on the New York Times and like all these publications, they say you got to assimilate to be in this country. We constantly hear, oh, you got to speak English. This is America. You got to do this because this is America. Yeah.

And some Latinos get scared. Like I remember in my house, it was, my father was like, oh, we only speak English. We're going to fit in. Don't try to rock the boat. And my mother, being from Guatemala and immigrants, she was like, no, no, no, we're Latino. We're going to face his head on. Yeah.

Maybe we're putting a negative connotation on the word assimilation then. Because it don't mean you got to sell out, right? No, I mean, yeah, because to a lot of people, it means being whitewashed or selling out, losing a sense of yourself. And, you know, we assimilate into a culture that is constantly appropriating ours. Yeah.

You know, like that's the confusing part. Like we're like, we're trying to talk like them. We want to move like them. We want to be seen like them. And they're getting cornrows. They're making tortillas. Taco Tuesday. Yeah, yeah.

And it's like, it's really just, it's a mind fuck. LeBron tried to trademark taco fucking Tuesday. Think about the level of entitlement and privilege. That's a white man shit. To try to fucking trademark taco Tuesdays? Yep. You know what's so funny about the assimilation thing, though? I feel like I want to double quadruple.

down on my blackness. Well, the thing, the reality is, though, you have no choice because you are black. Yeah, yeah. But Latin people run a spectrum of colors and race, right? So there are some people that are blonde and blue eyes, and they're like, I'm Latino, you know? And so they can assimilate. And they, you know how many executives in Hollywood are white? And they're Latino, but they're rolling with the white people.

And then they oppress us of a darker hue. So what are you doing? Your last name is Rodriguez. Rivera. Man, you suffer? You got to suffer, yeah. Really? Struggle.

Yeah. Because as soon as you hand in any kind of script or anything, they have in their head that stereotype of what you should be. Yeah. So they fight you when you're like, no, no, no, this is who I am. Like, no, can you put a sombrero on this? Can you tackle this up a little bit? And you're like, I'm Puerto Rican and Guatemalan.

We don't even eat tacos, man. And it takes a black woman to say to me, come on. I'm going to take you with me. Yeah. Because we don't do it. Yeah. You know it's so fucked up. That is true, though, because it's, it's, it's, they're trying to make you a stereotypical

Latino based off what they think Latino is. Right. That's right. You know what I mean? When the reality is, you should just let Latinos be Latinos and let them tell the stories they want to tell and tell the jokes that they want to tell. Like that's, I like diversity. I don't like looking at the same old shit.

I will be more prone to turn on your special because you're a Latino with the title super white. Right. To hear what you're talking about because I want to hear your perspective. Yeah, but Hollywood doesn't want to do that. Like, even if you look at the, track record of shows that have made it on air. For Latinos, it's always been run by a white guy.

There's white showrunners behind it, white writers because they just don't, I don't know if they're scared of us telling our stories or they don't trust it to tell our stories. Yeah. They don't have white people don't, I mean, Latinos don't move up in the higherarchy in Hollywood. So we don't have showrunners. We don't have writers. Because of Oscars so white, black people flip the table in Hollywood and created a space

for themselves. But the problem we have is that we're not a monomone. right so we have white Latinos and they're like we're doing all right we working we everything is good why are you guys complaining about because they they have the white privilege and it's it's so disgusting with us we're always complaining about how we don't get shit always complaining you see the hashtags the brunches all of these the Hollywood bitches having these meetings and they talking about this and talking about that but the minute they get on they only fuck with other celebrities or they want to fuck with white people and they don't create

a way for new people. So that's why I'm over here. That's why I'm over here because I really, when I speak it, I mean it. And they don't do that. They don't do that. So it takes Wanda Sykes. It takes Tiffany Haddish. It takes Shaquille O'Neill to create a way for other people because Latinos are not doing it.

And yes, Hollywood has a responsibility to it. But so do we, when we have power. When we gain power, we're supposed to throw the rope back and we don't do a good job at that. So who are the white Latinos? It's a lot of them. You got Louis C.K. Who's half. Get the fuck out of here.

For real? Yeah, Mexican. Tom Zagora is another one. He's half, but he'll never claim it. Whoa. Speaks full Spanish, too. He says he's Argentinian. Yeah.

Are you sure you want to claim Louis C.K. at this moment? Now, well, I listen. I'm good. Is there any benefit to the whole black and brown thing, no? Because, you know, like nowadays, especially in radio. Because, you know, the Latino community is so big, especially here in New York. So they'll be like, make sure. So you say black and brown.

Is there any real benefit to that? I mean, if we found solidarity, if we found, first of all, when black people in the civil rights movement, Latinos benefited from that greatly. And if you study Cesar Chavez and you study all of those people who really knew what was happening, you know, you have Latinos saying, oh, immigrants built this country when we know that black people built this country. Yes, there is power in solidarity. The problem with us is.

that we don't even know how to treat our own black people, right? You hear people from Cuba. The Dominican Republic is struggling right now with this Haitian crisis. Haitian people are Afro-Latinos too, where people don't know that. They always say Dominicans are just light-skinned Haitians. Well, I mean, they share the island. We share the lineage. We share the blood.

The colonizers that came there, doesn't matter if France colonized you versus Britain versus America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that means is somebody rape your great-great-grandmother. You know what I mean? And so, yeah, there's power in that. We're the number one consumer market that supports everybody else. We don't, our shows, we got to go on Twitter and cry and ask people to watch our team shows because we don't watch our own shit. What are the shows?

I promise you, I'm so long. No, and that's a perfectly good question. If you look across the networks, there are no shows. But, like, if you really, like, one day at a time was on Netflix, now it's on pop and everyone. considers that a win, but I'm like, name what channel Pop is on. Yeah. I give you $100 right now. You tell me what numeric channel that's on.

I don't even know what pop is. Mystery Glazes is on Netflix. Yeah. That's right. We got that one. And then Jane the Virgin ended. Jane the Virgin ended. They tried, NBC tries to sneak in like, oh, but you got Superstore because America Ferreira is in it.

But I'm like, that's it. Yeah. He's the only one. I guess because I grew up watching so much black content where Spanish people were always involved. Yeah. Even when you listen to music, like Wu-Tang would be like Butterpicking and Rearrake and You know what I'm saying?

It just seemed like like Latinos will always represent. We're always, we're embedded in the culture here. We are more aware of our blackness on the East Coast, whereas in on the West Coast, there's a big divide between the black and brown community by design. And so we are, I mean, it's so ridiculous. Like I saw this presentation on Afro Latinos and they had the white Latinos. They were trying to explain to these white marketing people what Afro-Latinos. was and they had the white Latinos and then they had the black, the Afro-Latinos, and they had Zoe Salada on the white page because it's exactly what the problem is. They think that once you hit it,

now you're part of them. You know, you're not one of them anymore. And it was very telling because I was like, Zoe Salada is not white on no day of the week. She's not even, she's not even her own skin color in movies. She got to be blue, green. She can't even, she can't even get a roll in her own skin color. I never even knew what Afro Latinos were until about five years ago. We were interviewing Dasha Palanco. Oh, yeah, because it's trendy now. Yeah, and she said the term, and I was like, what is that?

I really did not know. I was like, what is Afro Latinos? And she explained what it was. And, like, your people were killing me. Like, I was supposed to know that. Because, I mean, that's bullshit. That's just the fake, this fake culture that you and I talked about last time. It's like everybody's just ready to jump on.

They ain't doing shit. They are the main people online complaining. I have all these people, you know, like came after me because I said that the joke I did in Netflix about Latinos being racist. We not black and all this other shit. But the thing is, Afro Latino is a new thing. It's marketable. They're marketing to them directly for hair products, right?

They market for skin products. Yes, because they know that there's something in the psychology of some of those people who don't want to outright and say we're black. So they are going to go ahead. head and say, here, this is a hair cream for people who ain't all that black, but kind of black. You know, there's a market in that. So you think that corporate America gives a shit about Afro-Latino?

So the thing is, the reason why you don't know what an Afro-Latino was because you are well aware of a black person. So you're just like, that's just a black person that speaks Spanish. Yeah, I thought Afro-Latino was a black father, Latino mother or Latino father, black mother. that's what I thought it was, which I'm sure, I guess it is still, right? It's a cultural identity with people who identify with their African roots. And there are those people who are sellouts who want to say, well, we have European roots. They want to identify with the colonizer so much.

I hear people talking about, I have pure Castilian blood. I'm like, my fucker, we all do. We all got banged up. It's just ridiculous. But the truth is that they had to figure out a term because when you see television and you see ads, you never see black people who speak Spanish. They're never included. And so somebody somewhere came along and said, we have to create a space for these people

because they have a specific story because black American people are like, y'all not black. And then the Latinos are like, you're not white. So we're stuck in this middle place. And I, for one, appreciate my African roots. It's sad, man. Hollywood claims would be so progressive, but they're so ass backwards because that's exactly, like they have to find a box to put you in. They have to find that label so they can understand you. Like that was the craziest thing for me moving out to L.A. You know, I did comedy here.

And in comedy, you're funny, you move up. That's how it works. And then you get out there, it's like, oh, what box can I put you in? All right? You're going to go do these Thursday casadier shows because that's the only way I can understand this. Yeah. Okay, you're going to do you're going to do chocolate Sundays because that's the only way I understand that. That's why it's crazy. You see I don't go sell a show and instead of going, oh, we bought this family show from Fox on Fox. It'll be like, oh, we bought this Latino family because they have to put that label on it to make sense to them. I guess it kind of helps now, though, right?

Like, I mean, I guess the identity politics that come with it. Because if everybody's looking for Spanish shows or Latino shows. No, because then it pits almost, it almost pits into racism because then you'll hear the white comics, oh, they only got that show because. Got you. They're checking that box. Oh, they got that show because they got the black show. Oh, the Asian show. That's why we're getting passed over.

And then it becomes this whole dialogue of white comics and white actors like, oh, we're getting passed over for these roles. But if you look on television, you're like, y'all are doing just fine still. Yard. They're doing everything. They run everything. Both. Both, Ida. Okay.

God knows what he meant for you to say. We needed you to say both of those things at the same time. And you know what's funny is that the, the, when they do the, when they do the, you know, the Latino shows, right, the Latin people don't watch it because there is no Latin market, right? You got Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Guatemalans, Nicaraguans. And then they do these shows where they perpetuate the worst stereotypes about us and then wonder why we don't want to watch. Millennials and progressive Latin people don't want to see themselves in that light, right? And they would say that about black people years ago. And then Blackish comes along. And then, you know,

the new Negroes come along and a different type of thought like the Black Lady sketch show and insecure where you're not perpetuating the stereotypes and then people show up and they're like, oh wow, the black people who read do watch television, right? So now that's where we are. We're in this space where they want to do shows about us where we are, you know, over-sexualized as women.

Puerto Ricans always got a struggle. Like they can't even play themselves on television. and Puerto Ricans have to play something else unless they're in jail or they're in, you know, on law and order, abandoning their kids. So it's like we have to live this reality that we got to create our own shit. Like, that's where I am now because we're sitting around waiting on them and they're not coming for us. It's so interesting to me because I think about growing up in like the 90s and like we always had great representation. You had the Cosby Show. You had, you know, different worlds.

You had Martin. And then, you know, prior to that, you used to watch good times on rerun. So it was always like a balance. You would see the struggling family, but then you would see the family that's winning. Then even I think about Latinos. I remember, what was Lucille Ball's husband? Desi Arnaz.

Desi Arnaz. That's the reason we've got multi-camp sitcom, but we don't have any sitcoms. You don't never hear it. And that was so wild because he was married to, she was white. So why wasn't it a problem way back then? It would seem like it would have been more of a controversy back then.

But he's also white. He's white. He's white. If you didn't open his. his mouth and you didn't know he was Cuban. He wasn't a David Ortiz Latino. He was in black and white so you really couldn't tell. And he was married to Lucy.

And he was mad at the time. And he was empowered at the time and empowered him. Did they ever explore that? I never watched, like I didn't watch the show. Did they ever explore his heritage on that show? No, he was always just at the club, like dancing, doing the songs. They would talk to him. It was a problem because even if you saw the bedroom scene, like they never had the

beds together. But that's all those shows, though. But for them especially, it was just... Because he would be raping a white woman. And they never had kids. Yeah, they had a kid. They had a little Ricky. You stopped watching after season one.

I never watched that shit at all. He was watching. I just used to see the, like, clips of it. Yeah. But you know, it's funny, though. He was still on that show. He was a stereotype of a Cuban man. He was always yelling.

Loud. He was music. He had a short fuse. Went into Rapify Spanish. And his, his accent was always the butt of the dope. So it wasn't like he was, you know, And listen, for what he did, God bless him. But it's time for things to change.

50 years later, we still got Sophia Regarra with the accent. We can't break out of that. Yeah. You know what I was thinking, too? What is the Latino story, though? Like, because, you know, with black people with the story, you know, they didn't know slavery, right? So it's kind of like, that's for better or worse.

It's American history. What is the Latino story? They're learning right now. Yeah. I think everybody's got their own story. Like you either got the immigrant story You got as hard as hard it is for people to understand A lot of us are American born.

Like I'm first generation. I was born here. So it's just dealing with everything now happening with this climate. But we're not exploring that. There's no outlets for us to tell that story of what's happening and how some of us are scared. Instead they want to constantly see it struggling. We got to be the help.

We got to be the maid. We got to be the landscaper. But like what about us? Like we're right here. Is there any comedy to be found in that though? Like what's going to be? on at the border and all, you know what I mean? I mean, there's not, it doesn't have to be comedy, but, you know, the thing is, the problem

is that we lack a spectrum, right? So if we had a show that was a good comedy show, we could have a show about the border and everything in between. White people have that, right? White people have, they have 30 Rock and they have Grey's Anatomy and everything in between. They even got Honey Boo Boo Boo Boo, which is a balance. The Dynasty. Yeah, you see that full.

foolishness, but there's a balance. With us, we got three shows. So anytime you put that imagery out there, you fucking with our well-being. Because what happens is when you see a reflection of yourself in media, that affects your subconscious mind. And people always like, you go into all this deep stuff. It's true. And it affects the way people see you too.

Look at what we have, the problem we have in America with how they perceive young black men and young black girls. That's why I didn't share. sharkisha because that feeds that you know what I'm saying it feeds then then you got to cop strangling a 12 year old girl because that's what he thinks that black young black girls are and so it's no different when it comes to us we don't have a spectrum right so of course we when we do shows about the border but it'd be nice you know not necessarily find the human the border but also like she's saying find that spectrum because middle America doesn't can't find those shows you can't find pop they might not have Netflix to watch Mr. Iglesias, but you're hearing our president go on and like, oh, they're rapists, they're drug dealers, they're this, they're that. So he's creating the narrative. And then they watch TV and we're nowhere to be found except as the help or narcos or some crazy

shit. So now that's the image they have in their head. Latinos are all bad people. Yeah. You know? So how do y'all go about changing that narrative? Creating your own shit. You have allies.

And I say Tiffany's name all the time and people are like, well, in addition to being my friend, she and I are producing a half-hour sitcom based on my life right now because she knows the importance. Actually, and I did the deal before her, she came along, and she was like, no, we got to make sure that this gets done. Word. Because she's so proud of the fact that she put a Puerto Rican woman on Netflix. No, continue.

So you said, okay. She's so. Andrew just walked in. No, yeah. It's hard to do. My Umbre. What I said? It's hard to do this without you poking fun.

So I was like, it's too serious. You know what I mean? We're talking about the Latino struggle in Hollywood and just, and life in life in general. You got what? There's a movie called Mexican me. You think that Tiffany would have that mindset if she didn't grow up in L.A.? I think Tiffany has...

You know L.A. got the black Mexican thing? Yeah, but I think she has that mindset because she's highly in terms. intelligent, right? I swear a little bit. A good business woman. She also is made up of the good stuff. She's good on the inside. Yeah.

And she knows that. So the thing, I think one thing is that me humanizing a Latin person to her, we have such a parallel story with our mothers, our siblings with the oldest sibling. We raised our siblings. Our mothers suffer with mental illness. We both were raped. We both had, we had so many things in common that she was like,

this shit is a this shit ain't got nothing to do with me being black and you being brown we got to do it we ain't got no money yeah yeah is this a story everybody can relate the struggle in some way shape or form a good come up story absolutely and so i think for her it's you know she looked at flame flame would never ever nobody was gonna come get because flame is a transgender a problematic transgender person right why you're calling problematic because that's what they call him and the fact that we say him and And he's like, I'm cool with that. And if you say her, he says, I'm cool with that too. You could call me there. You could call me whatever you want. And transgender people got very upset. And they were like, you're not using the pronouns. You're very problematic.

How could you agree with Kevin Hart? But I'm of the school that everybody's got a right to their perspective based on their own life views. This is a show that you guys are? The Flame. Who's Flame? Flame is one of the specials that Tiffany produced. Oh, Flame is a comic. We need to have Flame on.

Yeah, you should. Flame on. What cartoon was that? Fantastic. Fantastic for Flame on. I was thinking about Dragon. No, Flame on. Flame on, Human Torch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have Flame on. Yeah, let's have one. I didn't even know this is a car. Her on. I don't know. I'll connect, because Flame wants to be on. Flame wanted to respond to the Malik Yoba thing.

I told Tiffany that yesterday. What? Yeah. Because she was talking to me about Flame and I was like, y'all bet you he got a great perspective on Malik Yobo. And he was like, he texted me that day and was like, I got it. get on so I can speak on it because

Flame has one of the best hearts in the game. But Flame is like one of the realest people you'll ever meet and I respect that because Flame was like, I still get pulled over by the cops and I'm still a threat because I'm six plus and I'm a black man. They just see

a black man with a wig on. Suspicious. Right? I got to say, you look suspicious, my guy. You just do. You look suspicious. You're riding around with a wig. I mean, we don't nobody knows that you're trans. gender until they actually probably pull you over and talk to you, you know what I mean? But just, if I'm a cop and I'm watching you and you're driving by with a wig, I'm like, all right, put the blue lights on.

See something? Say something. I'm serious. You can't see why that would happen? I'm so glad that you're going to get pulled over for a wig? Yeah. Don't you think you just think it was like an ugly chick if you were driving? I'm glad you don't think you would know the gender of the person in the car. I don't know, I got to see him with the wig on.

I got to see all that looks on. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. If it looks like, oh, okay. Flame, that's your thing. But some people throw the wig on and you're like, come on. It's crooked.

You never done that. You know what I'm saying? It's your first time. You know? Yeah. I'm surprised that you're not saying that. You're saying what? You know, I, you.

What? Explain it. I might agree with what you're saying. No, I just like that, you know, you say things that white people are scared to say now. Fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. I think a lot of people are scared to say anything?

I just saw a white man screaming nigger and Popeye So I know white people ain't scared this evening That's a good sandwich A chicken sandwich Makes a white man screaming Edward I gotta go to Popeyes again Bro

That should be a commercial That is the fucking You know Popeyes is loving these people getting murdered Look I think that they're paying for the people Get murdered Because isn't that the best advertising

Is that not the best advertisement? How much it costs a murder somebody? It depends Seven sandwiches Seven sandwiches Brom Think about it right If you're at execute

And you already didn't care if people lived or died, right? Because you're selling them these greasy-ass chicken sandwiches. They're all getting like cholesterol. They're all dying later from it. You spend $500 or $1,000 kill one person over a chicken sandwich.

Right? I got to try the chicken sandwich. I think Popeye is sponsoring the Explorer page on Instagram. It's not Popeye. He's not the guy who owns it. He used to be the Popeye's behind this. It used to be the logo. At one point, he was the logo for Papa's chicken.

Really? There were vegans in that line. No. giving up on the belief. That's all I'm saying is like the drama is the best thing. You know, the drama is the best thing to sell it. That's what I would do. Could it make everybody wonder like, why is this channel sandwich this fucking good?

Yo, people fighting each other, the white guys fighting each other. I loved it. In the drive-thru? In the drive-thru? I loved it. This is the best thing that could possibly happen for the chairman. It's an American consumer craze. This happens all the time.

I don't know why we're acting like this just happened with the pop-out-a-tick-tick-tick-l-mo. Yo, motherfuckers, we're fighting over it. For anybody who thinks this is a black thing? Okay. Wait until Black Friday. and they have those sales at midnight. That's why they call Black Friday because we act black. Shut up.

That's what it is. I was having to get my coffee in the system. I did throw it up in a while. I threw it up. I'm just the way. Look away. Oh, he dumped it. No, those white people trampled the,

on Black Friday. The white people trampled, remember, they kept by them by. They do this all the time. This is, we're in a capitalist country. And that's just the latest American consumer craze. It happens all the fucking time. Whether it's concert tickets, whether it's sneakers. They do this shit in New York all the time.

They be having like those restaurant weeks and shit like that. What happened? The line be out the fucking down the block. What's that cake place in Jersey? Cake. Cake man or some shit. Cake boss. That might be down the block.

You think Chick-fil-A is having meetings right now? Like, we need a fist fight. Bro. Chick-fil-A. Would you not? Would you not? Would you not? I already gave Chick-fil-Lu-A. I'm already curious about the chicken sandwich.

You're going to have it. I think about it. You have to do it. I watched that video. They beat the shit out of that white dude. What happened? They made that way. It beat this shit out of him.

What do you do? He said the N-word? He said the N-word and Pop-I's walked out all tough. But he went down to the line. Wait, he just said, you're an N-Wort? No, they was arguing. I don't even know how it started, but they was arguing and he was just like, a few N-words.

And then he was like, get out my way, N-word, and stormed out. You're right, man. You're right, man. 12 seconds later And I respect the people in there. What you're talking about the niggins? They who are up to shit up. They whipped him.

They're going to mess. Swag him, bro. You hate ass-de-meat. You're in my head. And I respect the people in there. They didn't tear up the Popeye. They waited until he got outside. And then they whipped his ass.

Has anybody taking that cup and then put the jingle on at the end? Dude do that's genius Another great advertisement for Popeyes, man That's the best Dude, that is the best And think about it's like You could even go This chicken sandwich doesn't even cause the idas

Like if you need to beat someone up immediately after You could do it Whereas other chicken sandwiches Will tire you out after And I'm gonna tell what else was good about that clip They stole his sandwiches After beating them up Somebody's like, take his sandwiches

No, your caption Your caption though Tell them your caption It was good verb noun usage Because the place The black guy's beating the white dude up and he goes, who you call it a nigger? Nigger.

Proper verb noun uses, well. I never learned verbs and nouns and that kind of stuff, but... My mom was in English teacher. Ah, okay. Yeah. But I think that's great. And I support it 100%. And Papa should not be held liable.

Like, they're talking about they should pull the sandwich. No, they shouldn't. Because it's good? Wow. Because it's good? I'm not responsible for how people are acting lying over my sandwich. Right. I'm not.

No, that's ridiculous. That's like when they tried to pull the cartoon because of a peanut allergies. The kid... I don't know that movie. They tried to pull a movie. I think it was Peter Rabbit and he makes fun of another little animal because he can't eat

a certain fruit or something. He's like, ah, you can't. And it's because, oh, he's shaming him because of his food. His dietary. My kid's allergic to nuts. I'm like, I don't care. Do you believe that for real?

Is that real? Oh, yeah. The guy is peanut butter. My man blew up like he was turning into the Incredible Hulk. And I was like, oh, I fucked up. And did you give it to him because you're like, you didn't believe that he was really allergic? No, he was at that age.

Like, so once they hit one, you're supposed to introduce new foods. And I was doing something. I had a little peanut butter. Here you go, little guy. And then I look, and his face started blowing. I was like, oh, do you think? Allergies are not real? You thought of that?

A lot of things I don't think are real, though. There are some people in L.A. They tell me the allergies. I'm like, I don't know if I'm bad ass shit. The nut thing, you know, you know James Madern? Yeah. Comic. Yeah.

And, but he is like a deathly ill peanut allergy. Yeah. Like to the point where, like, he can't even shake hands with somebody who's been holding peanuts. or be on the fucking plane, something. Like if they open the peanuts on the plane since it's a... So they don't get peanuts anymore. Now they get pretzels. And biscotti.

I had peanuts on JetBlue yesterday. Biscotti is such a trash fucking cookie, man. How did this make it this form? Your people. No, I'm Scottish. We don't have food, barely. We're still on cabbage. I'm not when white people get blamed for white people's stuff,

they pull out their nationality. They're like, I'm God. I'm sorry. 76% Irish. Can we not have our country? Puerto Ricans and Dominican is fighting about the same patch of land for the last 150 years. Your uncle does not have a Scotland tattoo on his neck. You don't get to be us.

That's not right. Is that true, though? If there's Scotland people who are up in the tattoos? I do you one better. My name is Andrew. That's the St. Andrews flag of Scotland. Your name ain't Puerto Rico. Who's more proud?

I think white people do that and it's so far. funny because... Well, we have pride? When white people have pride and where we're from? Like everyone else? I've seen all the signs in the last week.

There's nothing wrong with being white. I'm like, no. I said Scottish. Not white. Scholars of culture. Nobody looks at you and says... There's only one Scottish person

they ever respected in America. Braveheart? Roddy, Roddy Piper. Oh yeah, that guy too. I like that you agreed. No, I'm saying there's a difference between what your skin is and what your race is and like what culture you come from.

Like Italians have a lot of pride in Italian culture. Black people are okay with that. Latinos are okay with that. All of the people who have been oppressed in America are proud of their culture. Who hasn't been oppressed here? I actually know a Scottish guy that's married to a Latino. Say again? A Scottish guy who's married to a Latino.

Him and my daughter go to school together and they trick a treat together. And it was so funny because on Halloween he had the kilt on. And I just thought he was, you know, it was Halloween. He was like, no, I just came back from home. That's right. He literally had to kill them. Respect our culture. He's married to Latino.

Fuck no, bro. He's not. He's not like he walking around bag by and he's in a kill. I can't have something? He's got a Patagonia shirt on and coffee in his hands for Starbucks. Barney's a barney in your own hand. You're fucking white as white guy ever.

You're fuck out of here. Listen, I got another world as being white. I'm not one of these guys like apologizes for some shit that I didn't control. That's why I fuck when Andy. Him and Neil Brennan are the most unapologetically white men I know. Fair enough. I feel like now you should walk on stage to O'Dany Boy from now on. Yeah, dude.

No, I'm just messing with everybody. Andrew's white is different from most whites, though, because he's from Manhattan. You know what I'm saying? I think when you're from Manhattan and you grew up in a certain era, like, you're just around too many cultures. You know everybody's full of shit. It's like every, like, it would be so funny. Like, my woke friends, like, my woke Spanish and black friends would be, like, making fun of the Chinese delivery guy.

And I'm like, word? Yeah. We're really woke. I don't thought, we're going to make, you're going to do the Chinese voice to the delivery guy's face. And you woke? Thank you for the fool. Really? I bet you won't say that beforehand.

Say it when you make that order. You're just bowing, hello, everybody. I want, I don't fuck with anybody who refers to themselves as woke. Oh, my gosh. That's the worst kind. All these woke people need some sleep. Go to sleep. Like, you can't even check your daughter's pussy.

Like, did you guys talk about the T.I. Let's pay some bills and we'll talk about that. Because I really thought T.I died yesterday. I love that. You said, check your daughter's pussy. You sound like my mom. They're acting like T.I. was checking it himself. He's got a professional to check it.

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credit for your first seven days. When you download the Postmates app, get anything you need, anytime you need it, download Postmates and save with code idiots. Okay, can we talk about Let's talk about TI. Do you want to play the clip? Do we have the clip, Taylor? Oh, you guys watch a clip?

You didn't see it? No, I was just seen Twitter. No, no, no. Listen, when I was on the plane, I was on the plane yesterday and when I landed, I saw Ti was the number one trending topic with 1.5 million tweets. my heart immediately dropped. I was like,

yo, what happened to tip? Yeah. I really thought something bad happened. I'm like, you know how much 1.5 million tweets is? Mm-hmm. So I clicked on it to see what the fuck happened. Yeah.

And I saw it and I was like, yo, people really don't have shit better to do, bro. You know, I'm a conspiracy theorist, so I think that's because he endorsed Bernie. Oh. Yeah, he endorsed him on the, on the view. He did, he did, he did. And he went hard and everybody was looking at him like this.

And I'm like, all of a sudden, he's on, he's trending every. couple of days. So you think they're trying to discredit him. They're trying to make him seem like, because the people who follow Bernie are very progressive. Yeah. And that's not a progressive thing, you know, like according to progressives, that's violating the body of a woman, you know, whatever the fuck they say in over there. Well, say what he did, though. Just so people understand. So this is one time we go. I think this might have been after a 16th birthday.

And this is what we do, like, you know, right after the birthday, we celebrate. We go and checkerheimen after. You know, usually like the day after the party, she's enjoying her gifts. I put a sticky note on the dope, Gano. No. Tomorrow, 9.30. This is great. So, so look, right?

So we'll go, you know what I mean? We'll go and sit down. We'll sit down and then the doctor will come and talk. You know, the doctor is maintaining the high level of professionalism. He's like, well, you know, sir, I have to, you know, in order for me to share information. I say, Daj, they want you to sign this. They want you to sign this right now. I need to know if your hymen's still there.

So we can share information. Is there anything that you would not want me to know? Oh, okay. See, Doc, ain't no problem. You are the worst. And so then, right? Then they come and say, okay, well, I just want, I just want you to know that there are other ways besides sex that the hymen can be broken. Right.

Like bike riding, really? Athletics, horseback riding. That's aggressive. That is aggressive writing. You know, just other forms of athletic physical activity. Is she an athlete? No. There you go.

I say, look, Doc, that's not a possibility. I say, look, Doc. She's not. She'll ride no horses. She'll ride no bike. She'll play no sports, man. Just check the hymen, please. The moral of the story.

Moral of the story is T.I. Not his 18-year-old daughter, because she was 16 at the time. T.I. has his 16-year-old daughter's Heimann checked to make sure she's still a virgin. What was that on? Nobody was mad at them hos in the background laughing. They apologized today.

Ladies like us podcasts. Okay. Yeah, they apologize today. Okay. Oh, sorry for calling them. Let's start with the woman. No patriarchy here. Go ahead.

Yeah, go. No, my thing is, okay, so so many. That would be very patriarchal. So many things to unpack, to let the woman go first. To allow the woman to go first as if we have this ability to allow them. Well, not allow. That would be patriarchy. That is, you're right.

But I believe in the patriarchy, so. So I will let you. After you. I was waiting. I was waiting. He's allowed. I just sit and wait on him to say, Ed.

Permission granted. So I, and, you know, I call him hoes loving me. But I, this is the thing. I, I've checked my daughter's, for my daughter, my daughter's hymen before. I'm surprised that women that were in the clip. Wait, you personally checked it? No, I took it to the doctor. Okay.

And I'll tell you why. The fact that he, that they were laughing and didn't know that you can break your hymen by horseback or a bike or an exercise. gymnastics. I got a white wife. I took the soul cycle class. Broke my hymen. Hey. I can't say in you right now. I'm just surrounded by toxicity. But look, this is what I was going to say.

I took my daughter to the doctor and I had her checked because I, my daughter's very quiet. She keeps everything to herself. And there was some things going on at her school. And I wanted to make sure she hadn't been sexually assaulted. And I know she wouldn't tell me. So I had a reason for doing it because I have been sexually assaulted

and it lives in my head But, you know, first of all, I'm tired of everybody minding everybody else's fucking business and household, right? Like, we people have... That's Tia's fault though. No, of course. He didn't have to share.

He could have to share it. He could have kept that to himself. That's really the mistake I think he made. He should have kept family business in the house. True, but he still can, he still can run his house however he wants and say whatever he wants and he doesn't owe it to anybody.

You can disagree with him what you can't do is say you have to go away because I don't agree with your mercy. And that's where we are. And the thing is like this is, I'm just going to say this because we live, as people of color, we live in nuance, right? That was imposed on us, right? Like when Kevin Hart said what he said about his son and people were so upset and they were

like, he needs to go. He's been canceled. The reality of us grew, a lot of black and brown people grew up in households that were taught that homosexuality was bad because we were taught that through Christianity. church, right? And so they put that on us. And now the white people who told us that this is wrong and you're going to burn in hell are not condemning you for saying this is wrong. And that's why I have a problem with all of this. Yeah, but not the same white people. A lot of white people grew up in those households as well. Yeah, because they were indoctrinated by religion as well. Poor people. Who do you think told you all, talked about the religion? Yeah, y'all came to all. Welcome to the club. And then turned around and said, y'all wrong for thinking like that. So we never have an opportunity.

to have a real conversation about things now because of this, right? So T.I can't even sit down and have a real conversation about this because there are a bunch of feminists now who are like holding their ears and they're like, we canceled them. We don't want to hear. But that feminism movement don't have shit to do with us because it does not include us. So don't, don't. Women of color. Women of color.

It's built on our backs and then used to exploit us when it's beneficial. And it really isn't about us. And so now you want to scream and cry to TI about what's going on with his daughter, but you don't want to scream and cry about Tamia Rice. And that's why I don't want to hear that shit. You know what's so interesting about the TI thing? Like, it is a chance to have so many great conversations. You can talk about fatherhood.

You can talk about, you know, patriarchy. But the wildest thing to me is we give fathers shit for not being in their kids' lives. But now you have a father. All up in there. Even if you think he's being overprotective, he's that involved. a man taking his daughter to the gynecologist and actually being concerned that she's not having teenage sex?

What is the issue? My house, my rules. She's 16. My house, my rules. That's what my mom would say. That's what my dad would say. If you don't want to live here, you don't like him, go.

Go. You could leave. You could go get a job, but you like living at TI's house. And part of TI's house, the requirement is having a Hyman. I'm sure there's other chores that you also have to do.

But that's part of it. part of it. You gotta have a hymen and we're gonna check for the hymen. One hymen minimum. One hymen minimum. You could tell your kid not to smoke weed, right? Don't put weed in your body. You could tell your kid not to put alcohol in your body. You could tell your kid not to put sugar. I had friends that like they weren't allowed to eat sugar as a kid. That's how protected their parents were. You could tell your kid not to put dicks in her body if you want. You should! What daddy is it? I got three daughters. I'm trying to keep them from fucking

for as long as possible. That's your job as a dad. Yes. Keep dicks out of your daughter. Is that a Chris Rock bit? I think. Something like, Louis. No, Chris Rock said, keep him off the pole. Keep him off the pole.

Keep off the pole. You have to say off the pole in reality TV now. In reality TV. But it is a common theme, right? In like men and stand-up having this bit, like I gotta keep my daughter from fucking. And why is it a common theme?

Because it's a truth we all feel. You have a daughter? I got two sons. You have two sons. So you got to keep your son's dicks and other people's daughters. Yeah, but you don't want that either. Not Tia's daughter.

By the way, you don't want that either, though, because how old is your son? He's seven and three. Okay, that conversation's in the horizon. Absolutely. But when they become teenagers, you got to have the same conversation with them because you don't want them to get somebody pregnant because guess we got to take care of that? That's right. You, Eric.

And my mother raised me with like, if you get someone pregnant, you're at the house. Absolutely. You're gone. But I think there's a greater conversation that we can have because there's a lot of misinformation in that clip because like with Latin girls, there's a thing that is told to like Cuban girls is like, I'm a virgin in my vagina, right? So they're having anal sex, they're having oral sex. That's a Catholic school. Yes. That's a Catholic school shit, bro.

That's what I'm saying, though. It's like we're misinforming people, right? So then there's so much to unpack here. What would you rather? No, no. Would you have your daughter be a virgin but like have had anal? No. What I'm saying is that.

I'm asking. That we put so much emphasis on the hymen as a result of being sexually active that we're missing the fact that they can be messing around with a guy, which also fucks with your self-esteem if you're not ready, which also sends mixed messages to you. And then they're doing all kinds of other things or saying, my hymen is not there because I was on a bike or on a horse and having sex and getting pregnant and getting STDs.

So I think that the bigger issue here is a lack of information on sex education, right? Well, clearly those girls know a lot about sex education, right? If they're doing anal and all that other stuff. white man's religion. Yeah. All right. You take that goddamn Bible, you put it in front of your daughter

and you tell us you're going to hell if you have premarital sex. Let's just keep it old school. We made some good stuff. No, because then it's all. Get the dicks out of your body. We got some hits. We got some hits.

They got, was how many Hail Marys? Say what? How many hair marries? Can we take one hell married to make sports center either? No, but what I'm saying. The second we said, don't get fucked.

Everybody around the world was like, all, all, No, we can get behind that. Well, what I'm saying is that when you do have sex, you said take the Bible, but according to the Bible, you get forgiven for your sins, right? You go Sunday. You drop a couple. How lit is the Bible, though?

What idiots would it be Christian? Like, you could literally the day before you die just go, yeah, I'm Christian. Maybe you go to heaven. That's a bullshit. I really think God is up there laughing every time somebody gets up, that you really thought you was getting in with all that bullshit you did. Listen, if God's Jewish or Muslim, you're right. Right.

So hell's empty is what they're saying. Hell is completely empty. No, it's full of the idiots that just didn't go, yo, my bad, Jane. It's a Satan and Hitler now. Say what? It's a Satan and Hitler. Even Hitler was probably like, oh, my bad. You don't think right before the killer was like,

I was wrong. I'm fucked up. I would like some forgiveness. That shit is some bullshit, man. But it's a genius system. Think who wouldn't get on board with that? Yes, you would love to know that you could do whatever the fuck you wanted to do. I mean, whatever the thing you wanted to do.

commit deathbed, repent. And on your deathbed, repent, and I'm getting in heaven. What doesn't matter what's in the book? Yeah. It doesn't matter because, or I didn't repent this day. Well, my bad. It's my bad. Yeah.

And it is an amazing, like, isn't that what we do with life? Life is my bad. Yo, I showed up late today. My bad. I just think, yeah, I just think, you know, with the T. And by the way, I know, I wish it was that easy because if we could just say my bad, there would be no cancel coaching. Right?

You know what I'm saying? If we could just say, hey, my bad. I'm sorry. I fucked up. It would be no cancel coach. But that's not the case. Because now they judge your apology. Yeah.

It wasn't sincere. Yeah. He didn't apologize. He's apology. He doesn't apologize. That's why you got to do it the Trump way, right? Like, you accuse Trump or something or like the news accused Trump or something, right? And then he just makes the same accusation on the person that accuse him.

He doesn't care, man. But it's genius. It's like, so like the Biden, what is it? Biden was like, you did this fucked up shit in Ukraine. And he was like, oh, what's your son doing Ukraine? China. And China. But Ukraine, he was getting paid like 80 grand a month as to shit on a board. Yeah.

Trump's a little more genius than that. I'm going to tell you why. Okay. Because Trump says, this is what I want to do with American people. I want to read the call on live television. Bro, nobody's sitting through that shit. So even if he doesn't do it, the fact that he says, I want to read the call on live television, let him know that my guy must be telling the motherfucking truth.

Yo, you grabbed him by the pussy, right? You said that shit about grabbing him by the pussy? What do he say in the fucking debate? He goes, you know what? I was saying that shit in those. Those were just words. But you know who wasn't just words? Bill Cleggling.

This woman's husband who's right here. Those are the four girls that he raped. In the front row. Floor seats. Yeah. Yeah. Court side. Court side.

Bro, this is how you deal with this shit. You never apologize. I felt Hillary's mouth get so dry in that moment. I got thirsty. I thought you said I fucked Hillary's mouth so dry. I really thought that's what you said. Who would fuck Hillary and not write a book? Damn.

Come on. This dude is unbeatable right now. Trump. It's just, wow, that's coming from a Latino. He is the Mayweather of politics. He has nobody's going to beat him.

No, who? Who? Don't say that. I want to believe. Don't speak that into the universe. The only thing that they can do is Bernie.

That's the only thing that can do. He's not going to win this stuff. And that's why they dropped that Popeye's chicken sandwich to get him out of here. His heart can't handle that shit. I don't think. I don't think. Bernie can do it either, bro. In 2016, he would have been the one.

2016, not now. I don't think Bernie can do it, bro. But who is it? I don't think the Democrats have nobody. I mean, listen, honestly, and people get mad at me when I say this, but I think Senator the Harris is the best bet, but it's not going to happen. She's not, she's not polling anymore. She's polling really low.

They really, what they really did, gas lighting has become a norm, right? So now everything. Well, Tulsi got her out of there. And she got a bad record, according to some people. No, not just told it, because after the first debate, Kamala was on fire. Yeah. She just didn't keep that momentum up the second and third to be. I think the second one is when Tulsi came at her.

I think it was the second one. Yeah. And then after that, it was kind of... It was all downhill from now. No, it wasn't the second one. It was the third one. Because the second one, she just came out kind of like shook and away. She was playing prevent defense.

She's like, I'm body motherfuckers. Let me just come out here and be okay. I'll let all these guys fight amongst each other. The thing about her is the reality of a black woman. It's like Michelle Obama and Barack. She can only go so hard because if she goes too hard, because if she goes too hard, then she is,

she becomes the angry black woman. So she's always teetering that line. Be the angry black woman. We love the angry black woman. We have to get to the point where we, you have to, absolutely, we got to get to the point where we're like,

what happened to Julian Castro. All he said was like, yo, you just said this. And they're like, look at this. Dude, this disrespectful Latino. She has a reason to be angry. Latinos be disrespectful, bro. I'll be disrespectful,

I spoke about that this morning, by the way. Who? Julian. I was trying to bait him to say that Joe Biden has dementia. And I asked him about that. I was like, yo, I was like, yo, you said on the stage that he, you know, couldn't remember what he remembers. He's like, oh, I didn't mean it in that way. I was just saying that, you know, he forgot.

And then we started talking about Medicare. And he was like, you know, he's leaving out 10 million people? And I was like, are you saying that he's forgetting about 10 million people? He would not say forget to save his fucking life. Good skin though on that guy. Great skin. Good skin. You think he's Botoxin?

No, no, that's just natural. That's natural? Yeah, man. It's like the natural Latino brown glow, but then he's got like a Texas tan on it. Yeah. Nancy Pelosi's toxin, but not. She looks like a candle. That is a weird looking lady.

That is a weird looking lady. Why does she get to talk? She got it fresh when she was like when she did that whole thing. If you look at that video and then look at a recent video, you can see the difference. Really? Yes, there's no movement. Her whole head. Yes, really, really funny.

she got Botox? No, Emma. Yeah, she gets it. Listen, we're not off to Hyman, though. No, we're not off to Hyman. Let me tell you something. Hymann is a dope word. Doesn't it feel like it should be in a chorus?

There's a great restaurant in Charleston, South Carolina, called Hyman Seafood. I actually have a table in Hyman's seafood. They have my name plate on a table in Hyman seafood. But you're in Charlton, South Carolina, go to Hyman. It's a big attraction. People in Charleston don't really like it anymore. A seafood restaurant with a Hyman. Doesn't that sound.

Sounds like you need to go to the god of college. But you know what? I think T.I. was lacking in this whole situation. What's that? And I know I've been having these conversations. I started it last week about just the sacred masculine and the divine feminine. Like, you know, you have to have both to be a whole balanced human. I think he was just lacking some divine feminine traits.

You know what I mean? It sounded very toxic. How do we get more feminine? Well, okay. It's in you. How do I get it out of me? Is it my hymen? Do I need to pop it?

I have a male tanball. I have it. These are the masculine qualities I think Tia was displaying. Okay. Logic. We are logical. Reasonable. And reasonable people.

Action. We're actionable people too. We get busy. Oh, wait. We're not giving them more credit. He let her have a birthday cake, presents, and then took it to the Gine. It's not like he did it during the birthday. And at the Gino, he was being firm.

Firm. That's being firm. Very true. And I would even say a little bit of survival, right? Because he just wants to make sure. She's okay. His daughter's okay, right? Who wouldn't trade a birthday party with all those gifts for a hymen

A T.I. Birthday party? A T.I. Birthday party? I'd let him. I let him give me a prostate exam. Facts! A T.I. Birthday? For the gifts he got his daughter. Now, these are the divine feminine qualities I think he should have had to create the balance, right? All right. All right. Let's see.

Nurturing. Kind of gay, bro. Being gentle. Kind of gay. Emotional. In patience. These are all pretty gay, though. I think if you would have had those divine feminine qualities with that, because sink or masculine can easily look like toxic masculinity when you don't have that divine femininity to balance it. Can we be more feminine without being so gay about it, do you think?

That's the thing. Like, that's a, that's a male archetype, right? Yeah. A male arch type is me saying, me being nurturing and having emotions and somebody saying, oh, that's gay. Because based off false male archetypes that society is given. So how do you nurture masculine? Well, how do we know he didn't have those qualities? Have we heard from the daughter?

Because all we're hearing is a clip. The daughter was like... Jump into judgment. Oh, no, the daughter liked mad tweets. So people were like, shit, mom. Oh, that's. Oh, you can't go against the brand. That's foul, bro.

That's foul. What is thinking of water? We're supposed to be the Patriots. You know what I mean? Like, nothing gets out. Nothing gets out here. Nah, the daughter was liking tweets. I mean, listen, I'm sure that she's 18.

Now she can make her own decisions, though. At the time that T.I. was doing this, she was 16 years old. I'll be damned if I'm not in my house fucking playing prevent defense too. When did you lose your virginity? I'm the goddamn goalie. When is you? I'm blocking all the dicks out of my daughter's vaginas. I got three.

And you're talking about a group of people that a family that has had the reality of a young, a young mom, right? Because Tiny had a child very young. Very good point. So that because you live with that reality because that's my reality. My daughter broke the cycle, right? So you people don't, people, it's easy to get on Twitter and say, oh, you people are, you don't know our life. You don't know their life.

You don't know the pain and the hardship. and the struggle. And that's what every parent wants to do is to protect their children from that. So at the root of this is fear, right? And we want to condemn and demonize, but we don't realize that this man is just afraid that one false move, one bad move can fuck up his daughter's life. And he's trying to prevent it.

And that's his perspective. And he's entitled to that because that is a result of his reality and his life. And everybody wants to take that shit away from you now. Well, the question is like, how much prevention can you do, right? I think that's really. You can't prevent it? No, no, no, meaning like how much of a goalie can you be, right? Like how much is too much?

So checking a hyman, we might sit here and go, oh, that's totally fine. But if you said to your daughter she's not allowed to leave a house ever, we'd probably go, that's a little extreme. She'll sneak them in. What if that overprotectiveness came from her sneaking out? What if Tia found out his daughter was snobes? sneaking out and going to meet some little boy. So he was being overly protective because of that.

We don't know. That's a good point. Maybe she got Hyman dripping all over the place. I don't know. For her nights out. And then he's like, I'm tired of you. Say again. Ti I will fight you. I'm on his side. There's Hyman all over to fucking cows. You're talking about somebody's daughter, Andrew. Andrew, understand.

You're talking about somebody's daughter. I am, let's call Tip right now. I am 100% supportive of checking the hyman. Yes. presenting a scenario in which it would make you want to check the Hyman. I don't know if I'm in support a checking the hyman. Listen, the other thing is the one thing we keep talking about is pregnancy, right?

That's the fear. Like, a lot of times that's the fear. There's a severe misinformation problem that we're having here and miseducation. Because a lot of people are scared, she's going to get pregnant. She's going to, you can get some shit. You can't ever give back. Yeah, you get a disease. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Like people, and if you're having oral sex. Do kids have herpes and shit? Yes. Not kids. Yes. They have the highest. Have you seen the 18-year-olds have heard these? They have the highest race.

You saw kids in high school. Yes. You've seen euphoria. I didn't see euphoria. Whoa, same shit. What's happening? What are they got? Does kids?

It's just a TV show. Whoa. Starring a Latino. What is Indeia? I told you y'all in shit. Oh, she's black and white. That's Latino. That's Dominican.

Technically. Can't we all get along? Technically. You guys are proof. Who's the happening? happiest people. Latinos, they're the mixture of all of us. Why don't we follow that lead? This is actually a good point. Right? Aren't Latinos? You're the mixture of like natives, blacks, whites. Asian. You got Asian in there? How the fuck did they get over?

I don't know, man. Peru. There's no way. Well, Filipinos, the Spanish went over there. You guys don't have Asian in you. Yeah, there's some Peruvian countries. Yeah. Cuba has a whole city called the Orient, and it's all Asian people. who are Cuban. God, I love how blatant Latinos can be. El Oriente.

Yeah. And they speak. They're Asian. Dominicans have a lot of Asians too. I was watching a soccer game, Mexican soccer game. And the opposing team was Japanese. And the guy's calling the game. These are the professional broadcasters, right? They scored a goal. He goes,

El Chino met his goal, or whatever it was. But he just calls them Chinese because that's just the Asian term. They called. El Chino. But that's incorrect. Because that's calling all of it's racist. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's the point I'm making.

But they do it on television. Yeah, right on television. But the narrative is like, yeah, that's what they're called. My uncle is mad to a Filipino. His son, they call him El Chino. And you're like, I don't think you can say that, but all right. But the Chino, at least from my friends, what they've told me was it's more about an eye structure. Yeah, my brother.

So they're like Latino dude, they're like, or chicks that aren't at all Asian, but they have. Asian eyes? My brother's Chino. Chino. They call him Chino. Even though he's not Chino at all. He's just got the eyes. He's Puerto Rican.

But all Puerto Rican's got a Chinese. Oh, so it's based on Chino is like, it means slant. Slant their eyes. It doesn't mean slant. It means China, but they're like, well, that's how they look. So they look like that. They're not a guilty culture, right? I assume.

There's not a lot of like guilt, maybe sexually, but outside of that, like, with race and stuff. Why do they have guilt sexually? Catholicism. But it's really interesting. What happens is when you're a little bit of everybody, you don't have to feel guilt on behalf of the other people. Like, white people, we have to walk around with this guilt. I'm sorry, what my ancestors are.

Does it matter, though? Like, nobody knows you're a little bit of everybody. We don't know that Latinos are a little. Everybody, look at these guys. I'm saying when you see them, you see Latinos. Like, by the way, if the police pulls Eric over, they don't give a fuck up. I'm a little bit of everybody. Your name, Latin is Rivera.

Get that Mexican out of the car. Right. But I'm saying, that's the police to them. What I'm saying is, is I'm assuming Latinos to the world is like, you don't have to feel guilty on behalf of these other cultures that you have inside you. already. Never knew that. Right?

Well, it depends on which Latinos you're talking about. Because if you go to Argentina, they all look like... They swear they're Italian, though. Yeah, they're like lean hard into that shit. It's hilarious. Yeah. They got their own little...

You said you didn't agree with the hymen. No, I didn't agree with the hymen only because, like, we know that the hymen can be broken in other ways. So even if you're getting the hymen check, that don't mean that, you know, she's a virgin. Like, you know, the hymen could be broke and she could still be a virgin. You believe that? That's what girls say when they got their hymen pop by some dudes.

That's true. I was horseback riding. Wouldn't a tiny have to take. That's right. You were. Every girl virginity I took said they was horseback ride. Right? You hear me?

I'm bullshit. I was wondering where. How many virginities you got? You know your number? I think I only have two. Yeah, because you fought white girls, right? That's hard to find. How dare you talk about my white queens like that?

No, they'd be fucking No, too, but they were white though. One was white. Say again? I took a white girl of virginity before. And how was it? I don't know. We was young.

You just thought you did. Because you black. Oh, you believed it? She was like, oh, that hurts. No, it's because, well, you know, black dudes got bigger dicks than white dudes. Yo, do black guys have bigger dicks than white guys? Outside of porn dicks. I got to ask.

I have text one. Me that for real. Oh, you've never been with a white guy? No. Oh. You've never been with a white guy? I like to look. I like to disgust in your face and you say no.

Hold on. No. Ida. Hold on. Uh-oh. Sheldon's about to sell the white man here. Hold on. Let's get to the bottom of this.

Like a white man never has been able to. This is that? You better. You better sell white men like that pop-by sandwich, dude. Wait a minute. So wait. Why haven't? Let me stand up.

Uh-oh. Let me sort of. You should have two inches of whiteness. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you see the print? You know, you're trying to show up that print. You know what kind of pants he's are? Dickie!

Let's go! We're out here throwing a lot? Yeah, man. So, wait, you've never been with a white ever? I like, did you pronounce the H on that? You got a, the H? You got to add the hate. The H for the hate.

You got put the hate in it. Dang, that ain't silent no more. Oh, my God. You've never been with a white. Never once. Not even on a date? Yeah, yeah, I'm dated once. And we make out good, huh?

Yeah, you guys. We're good, make our outers. But the ones that have lips. What? Wow. Now, sometimes we don't have lips, bro. Real time. My mom looks like a bird, bro.

She got nothing. It's a fucking beak on that lady. I love her. I love her. I love her. That the lip goes in. Bro, when I kiss her on the cheek, it's hard. Like, it penetrates.

It's like bone, you know? I don't understand. the stereotype of white women giving great head. Say again? I never understood the stereotype of white women giving great head. It's more about like the things they'll do around it.

You know what I mean? Like it's the, you know, when it comes to food, like plating isn't very important. They're like handles, it's pokerine. They're doing everything. It's a whole experience. I had a girl. Anytime you smell like the vanilla fragrance,

you go, oh yeah, I remember that time. PTSD, dude. I forgot Eric said he's married to a white woman. They know that. I'm telling you, white girls will do different shit with head. Like, I had a white girl once.

You know when they put like a caramel like thing on an ice cream cone? It kind of like wraps around in a circle? I don't know how to you. What was that called? Caramel swirl, but on the outside. Did you do a barista? What is this?

She threw chocolate shavings on top. She made a little heart in my cum. Too much? All right. That would be all right. But she did a caramel swirl around my dick with saliva. Yeah. That's not sexy.

It's just a high-level difficulty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I appreciate the high level of difficulty. She must have had a cold. That must have been mad mucus. You're really ruining this for me. Okay? I didn't put it together at that time.

Jack the same has a cleanse for that. No, she definitely had a flu. She definitely had a flu. Now that I look at it. But that's another thing white girls would do. Suck your dick on a flu. Does anybody think about this? That was a flu game.

That was a Jordan flu game. I wonder where what Tiny has to say about this? Like, why did she take him to the gynecologist? What is she? Well, that's her daughter. That's T.I's oldest daughter from somebody else. Oh, I see.

I see. Yes, she is. I think she's the oldest. I mean, I don't know. I could be wrong. No, the oldest is already. Oh, so maybe that is T.I.'s daughter and T.I. and T.I. and T.I. and T.I. and tiny's daughter. I don't know. I don't see a problem with it. That's the other

just the other. No, but it's like something you do with your daughter is that you take her to that doctor. But what if you're busy, if we're trying to get rid of rolls and all of that shit. Black men can't a father take a daughter to the kind of college. That's like me saying, yo, you can't take my son to football practice. No, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just, I was interested in knowing what she had to say about it. You either are out, you're absent or you're too invested. Like, come on, you know.

I think it's men, period. But I do understand what you're saying when you say black men. I just feel like, as I say that, you have fathers. Wait, man, we don't check our daughter's hymn itself. You should get shitted on all the time. Four? For not being in this child's lives. So they say.

That's what they say on it. Allegedly. But then when you see somebody like Ti, overprotective, overly involved. he's doing too much. You're not going to tell me I'm doing too much when it comes to my daughter.

You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to control her body. I'm just trying to control niggas dicks from being excited until she's an age where she can decide to do her own thing.

I wish I could say that sentence. And we could... That was a beautiful sentence. That was fucking poetry. I love that. Because that's how I feel it. The way you said it is how I feel it. You're going to get down on a throat pillow.

I got three at the house. What? I got three little girls at the house. You think I'm talking about dicks? And more sticks? I'm not you're talking about. You think I'm a member of the LGBTGT community?

LGBTIF? No, you missed it. It was the tank thing. TGT? TGT? Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm wait. Did you forget?

I'm sorry, did you forgot? Did you forgot? Did you forgot? Yeah, I thought you was Scottish. Damn, bro. Right, tank is huge in Scotland. But he does like a bagpipe. So do we think T.I. was wrong.

Was T.I. wrong? I mean, who am I to say anybody's right or wrong? But what I did think that it was an inappropriate conversation to have in a public setting because it compromises somebody else. Like that young woman has to live with that. And I think that he was so like not smug, but it was like jokey, jokey. and there was a laugh. And that's probably what triggered a lot of women

and pissed them off because this man is here talking about like, yeah, that's my daughter. And this is how we do it. And it sounds like some shit that happens in Iran, you know. So I just think that that was what was probably, but what he actually does with his daughter, that's his business. And by the way, I agree with you, Ida, but also she's 18. She just started college.

Clearly he raised her right. That's it. You know what I'm saying? You haven't heard of her being in no choice. trouble or anything. Like clearly he raised her right. So clearly something he's doing is absolutely correct. But now she's walking around that campus and people are like... That's fucked up. They're trying to try her.

That's what he was. Like he shouldn't have been talking about it on a public phone. Because he's trended. You know how many things you say on a podcast that nobody ever listens to or hears? He's at... 1.5 million tweets. There it is. And that's when I checked it when I was at whatever time that was. So just imagine if somebody, if there's a trending topic, a national trending topic of tweets surrounding your dick

you know what I mean that poor girl for the rest of the life is gonna be the Hyman girl that's anywhere she goes I think that's like that's the not cool part

about it yeah yeah that's the only thing I'll say that tip was wrong and like you leave family business in the house

because now but he did have a reality show about his family he's used to sharing his family at the world that is true sometimes those people

blur that line and they forget yeah and they just oh I'm just speaking freely you know and they forget

what they're doing and everybody on that show is is about to be on that show, right? Like, she didn't volunteer to have that information shed with the world. They didn't go to the gynecologists.

You know, so now you got all these digital dickheads chiming in on him and his daughter's relationship. And now that's going to frustrate me more because I'm like, motherfucker, you know how well I've raised my goddamn daughter? My daughter's in college. She's doing better than most of y' all motherfuckers' kids. You know? That's some Chris Jenner's shit where he did.

That was straight up, that whole just divulging the information and for... Well, I have a question. When you get your first vagina. Tell me the segue. Okay. How did we get here? Well, Chris Jenner. Ooh.

Caitlin. Ooh. I like when people connect the doctor. Okay. So, okay. So Caitlin Jenner, I think he still has his dick and shit. But if he gets his first pussy, do you get one with a hymen? This took a turn.

I'm just saying that is a good question, right? It's like you want to. Andrew just said, T.I. Hold my beer. No. If I was getting my first pussy, I would like a hymen intact so I could bust my hymen. That's part of the female experience. Is it not?

I don't know. We'll find out a new car smell. You're not. You're with the whole new shit. We'll find out tomorrow on Twitter. I'm just saying that's a reasonable thing. Wouldn't you want the whole thing? Like, if you're going to get the vagina, don't you want everything that comes with the vagina?

You want the automatic doors? You want the whole. You want virginity. But that's 70, bro. Caitlin's 70. He didn't expunge his prison record. He hit somebody. He kills him.

That was cool. Caitlin's 70, man. Exactly. I don't want no seal at 70? So you want a 70-year-old pussy, dude? Not 70. You don't want a golden-girl pussy. You want your pussy, right?

You want a 20-20-pussy, right? You want a new shit fresh off the lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm wrong or right? It's got Bluetooth. You got the serious X-M box. What she said? What she said?

Taylor be in the background, Haldeman, she's like, it doesn't come with a hymen. And then she's bought one before. Like, what? Did you look it out? Say what? You can't put a little hymen in. You know how like on Halloween when people bite into a blood capsule and then the vampire has a blood leaking down their face?

You're saying you can't throw one of those in there? Andrew just trying to trend, bro. Andrew, like, Andrew saw him 1.5 million tweets, goddamn T I got, he was like, I'm going to show you all something. Hey, and tomorrow, when you trend and you're in trouble, we're going to see if Scottman shows up for you. No, they're not. We're going to see. They're not. They're not.

But I'm going to have a bunch of Puerto Ricans like, yo, that's a good point, though. That's a good point. You may make it good points. John Connery comes out and says some words. No, Sean Connery is a wild boy. Sean Garry's College? Son.

Yes, bro, we James Bond out here. They know that. Come, yo, don't do TVs, too. They got like three good ones. They made the TVs, bro. We made TVs, bro. After disappeared after he said, he smacked his wife. They were like, no, go on.

This guy is a wildest dude. Barbara Walters interviews him, right? And she was like, one time you said, that sometimes women need a little slap to stay in line. I remember that. She thought she was going to, like, catch him and he was going to back pedal. He's like, I shut it. You did an interview in which you said,

you thought the worst thing to slap a woman now and then. As I remember, you said, you don't do it with a clenched fist. It's better than do it with an open hand. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't love that. I haven't changed my opinion. You haven't?

No. Not at all. You think it's good? No, I don't think it's good. You don't think it's bad, though? I don't think it's that bad. I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it matters, it's.

Sometimes he needs a good smacker to it. I mean, it was like, wait. Oh, no, he's doubling down. Gone since then. Wild-ass people, bro. So listen, the moral of the story is I don't think T.I. was wrong. I just think that he needed more balance.

Meaning, like, that's what I go back to the sacred masculine and divine feminine, because the sacred masculine can look like toxic masculinity when it's not enough divine feminine attributes to balance it. That's all. But at the more, at the end of the day, all he's trying to do is keep his 16-year-old daughter from getting pregnant, getting the STD. He's just being, he's really just being overprotective. I am not going to chastise a father for being overprotective. And by the way, that's another thing. Can you call this? Can you call this? Can you call this? It's a father and a daughter. He's really just trying to protect her from fucking getting pregnant or whatever. Let me ask you question. Do you ask your daughter if she did her homework? Yes.

And then do you say show it to me? No, because I take her word for it. Oh, okay. I get what you going, but yeah. I think that's kind of tough. Show me you did your homework. But that's a different relationship you have than your parents had with you and, you know, you broke that cycle.

But, but going back to what I said about T.I. and his daughter, if T.I.'s daughter was doing something, I'm just saying, I don't know, if she was doing something like sneaking out of the house. Right, right. If my daughter was telling me she was doing her homework, but her teacher was calling me saying, hey, she's not turning her homework in. Now we talk. When I ask her for her homework and she don't show it to me, I'm going to say, well, I want to see. I mean, she says she's done. Well, let me see.

I'm double checking behind her. That's her, that's her homework. Her homework is not having that hymen broken. But I think that the problematic part and what you will see is, did he do that with his sons? Is he checking on his sons? Yeah. His sons don't have hymins.

Yeah, but if he's worried about STDs. He's making sure they're busting hymins. Oh, he's making sure they don't get herpes, making sure they don't get AIDS and they take care of their bodies. How do you get herpes in the teenage years? I don't understand how that. happens. They have, the people who have the highest rate of STDs are young.

Old people. And young. And young. But the highest is group homes. There's a high rate in older people, but not the highest rate. You'll be shocked at the rate. So the rate is the highest because they'll be sure. Listen, you can't, you don't know when those old people caught it.

Those old people could have caught herfries at 16. This is a lifetime appointment. That's an 80 year old herpies. That's a Supreme Court. That's a Supreme Court. STD. You know what I'm saying? That shit is there, bro.

And this. Could have got it at 15 and just grew with it. You know what I was. We're just assuming that, you know, old people got it in the old folks on it. You probably been sitting with that shit. He probably been sitting with that shit. Maybe that's the key to growing old. What?

Just being a hoe. Wait, shut up, man. Dude, hoes don't get cold. Holes don't die. You don't have to be a hole. You can not be a hole and get herpes. True, but the chances are higher. And you know who the spokesperson could be for that campaign.

Who's that? Magic Johnson. Yo, his Johnson is magic. I like how Charlamagne gets quiet. He's like, I'm not touching now. I was like to hit where it goes. If it's something I feel like I should build on, I will. He's got HIV, right?

Yo, how do you just get AIDS? Like, how do you skip all the other ones? Magic don't got AIDS? He doesn't have HIV. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they say he didn't have it anymore. Right. But they said magic was in these streets.

Oh, yeah, it was thousands of girls. He probably might have had other things. Why would you tell the world you got Chlamydia? You don't hold press conferences for chlamydia. Good point. If you got the HIV, we don't care about nothing else. Why kid about your record? He had a little guy at gonorrhea in 73.

Tyson's for all gone right. No one cared. He didn't have press conference. Dude, that's true. It's like with peanuts. Like if peanuts are the ingredient in the meal, you don't care what else is in there. Yeah.

HIV is like peanuts. Every time you'll say peanuts, I think of Charlie Brown, and that shit confuses the fuck out of me. That's a great Schultz. Hey. It's a great Schultz. Let's do the Goat Shultz. Okay.

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idiot you get to save 10% off your purchase of a website or domain squarespace.com slash idiot offer code idiot back to the show all right what are we missing today man what else is going on we talked pop-eyes and me and wendy's nothing to talk about wait what happened i mean nothing i mean nothing i wasn't everybody's tripping because i held a picture up of a wig and they thought that it was windy yes were you saying that not they say shit we have a clip Okay. What's the clip? Is Wendy still doing her show?

Hell yeah. Wendy just got renewed. Oh, she did? Hell yeah. Wendy's on her 11th season. Really? Bro, that is a very... That is something that people have not celebrated enough.

Oh, at least about me, I guess because I'm coming from radio. I guess that would be the same as like, you know, y'all being comedians and then seeing a comedian just... I don't know. Who's the comedian that y'all look at it. Like, yo, I can't believe they came from the comedy world. I don't fucking know.

Who? Oh, you're saying a radio person that is achieved TV. TV success. Yeah. On that level. Right, right. Not like a sitcom. I expect a comedian.

I think it's a little bit more common to see like a stand-up to have a sitcom, right? Whereas like a radio person have that TV show, it's a little rare air. There's a few people. Absolutely. But Al Franken was a comedian. Al Franken. We were like, wow. He's a senator.

He's a senator. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he got caught up in a little. Yesterday, I had a very nice afternoon with a long-time friend of mine. Charlamagne. Oh, let me tell you something, honey. I can only take Charlamagne in small doses because the banter of the back and forth

and knowing each other for so many years. You know, I met him when he was still a DJ in Down South. And I brought him to New York. I said, look, you sit next to me and you make it with that funny. And the rest is history. But small doses, you know what I mean? Right.

Like, he is a mess. He made me cry. He teared up. That's not true. We're talking about people and situations. talked about who's the donkey of the day or the year

or of life. Fact. Listen, I did not tear up, but the moral of the story is, you know how you know somebody? Does she tear up? She does. Wendy cries all the time.

She is a crier. Like, she is a cancer like me, but she is a crier. That's what she does. But you know how when you know somebody they can't bullshit, she can't bullshit. So she spends the whole time saying shit,

me calling bullshit, her telling me, Shut the fuck up, Charlemagne. Like, literally, that's all she says to me. So, so. It's like I am Groot. Shut the fuck up, Charlamagne. Fuck you, Charlemagne.

Fuck you, Charlemagne, fuck you. It's just different variations of shut the fuck up and fuck you, Shalame. So friendship, uh, blooming again? I never had a problem with her. But there was a little bit of, um, I never could really be upset with Wendy because I didn't know what her punk ass husband told her to make her stop fucking with me to begin. And now that he's out of the picture, all of a sudden you guys are back to the The chemistry that you guys had.

Like she knows now that the only reason Kevin told her or whatever he told her to make her stop fucking with me was because... You knew. Yeah, Kevin, my, Kevin's mistress, Shereena wanted to fuck with wax. And that's what me and Kev fell out for. He fell out with me.

Out of here. Over his side chip. We going viral! I said this before. No, I'm talking. But it's like, so yeah. So now that she knows that was bullshit. Right.

And that's why I never was mad at Wendy because I'm like, I didn't know what Kev said to her. Kev's a very manipulative person. Right. So you can't hold her accountable for something that she has been misinformed. But do you feel like there's an air sometimes of superiority when she talks about you? Like, like, just to say, like, you know, like I went and got him, you know, and now you have. Make the funny. It's matriarchy.

Yeah. And you have, you have more followers than her now. It is. Yeah, but on some... I'm not mad at that, though. Yeah, you can't, like... I feel like there's on some level... This is part of it.

You know what I mean? Like, it is... Like, she was instrumental in, you know, who you've become. You know what I mean? Just like you've been instrumental in who I've become. If you want to say one day down the line,

you're like, yeah, you know, I asked Schulte, you want to do a podcast with me and then we did it. And I wouldn't be like... You know, what you're son of me? You broke my heart in a lot of ways, dude. Honestly, dude.

Honestly, dude. Where was T.I. when I needed him? He has no shame. That's what I love about him. He was absolutely no shame. Like, yo. Me? He's going to take him at Chaimann.

Chaimus says mad Jewish, don't it? No, I just think, like, I was supposed to go on to her on the sky. What's wrong with Andrew Shores, man? It does. Chaimant is a Jewish word. Is it? Yes. Whoa.

Shut the fuck up, Chris. La Chaimine. Let's try to get the show canceled because you're trying to fire him. What are you just saying? I'm not repeating what he said. The Chaiman, Chris? What did you say? Did you catch that, Duane?

No, Cisler. Yes. Why'd you yell it? What, Chaimine? High. All right. Hydroglyphics. Yes.

What is the H word? Thomas. I'm glad you don't know. You're crazy. Yeah, what do he say? Reverend Jesse Jackson's campaign got fucking destroyed back in the day for using that word. What did he say? Him, him, I really want to know what it is.

We're doing too good in life, baby. Yeah, I guess you're right. Wikipedia has a list of ethnic slurs. All right, start it up. John was excited. Crazy. It's going to be a crazy Sesame Street. You got a sitcom coming, Ida, don't do it. I'm not.

Ida, come on When you have Tiffany telling you Watch your mouth That's right That's crazy Why are so hard for us to do that Bro, because sometimes you gotta let it You gotta get it out

You gotta get that H word out of your system I can get it out amongst each other What? I can get it out amongst each other We're amongst friends You don't have to do it on the podcast We're amongst friends I was at a restaurant I'd other night man

Oh yeah where there's some H's in there Exactly You found it huh You found it right Hold on hunk? No Oh

That's not a bad word You think? All right You fuck right Your YouTube Get pulled down You'd be like shit Come on

Is that a bad word? I don't think that's a bad I don't know I've never heard that one Homeowner Just because they own a lot of buildings And shit Doesn't mean it's a bad word

Charlemagne Dude Dude come on bro You're so sensitive about this shit. Anything else you guys want to say before I do? I have a show at the stand on Friday at 8.30. It's my own show. It's called

Disruptive. Go see Ida Rodriguez this Friday. Disruptive 8.30 at this stand. Give me a Twitter and Instagram and stuff. Funny AIDA is both and I look forward to the tweets about this T-I story. This oath? What did you say? Say what? You said funny AIDA. And then you said something else. It's both.

Oh, for Twitter and Instagram. Got you guys. Eric? Only H-word I know is HBO. Go. Go. HBO now. HBO on demand. Eric Rivera, comedy, E-R-I-K. Can't spell Rivera.

I can't help you. And that was the name of his special, Super White. Yes, Super White. He's always antagonizing people on Twitter. It's better than the Popeye's chicken sandwich. Go watch it. That's an audacious claim, dude. Go watch it.

That's the real thing. Okay. Where to find me? They know where I'm at. Are we doing church announcements? Yeah, we should. I'll be at AfroTech tomorrow. Oh.

In Oakland. I thought that's in Wakanda. Yeah, my girl, Debbie Dev. Come on, bro. My girl, Debbie Dev is, we're doing a fireside chat, and she'll be doing a fireside chat with me about my favorite subject, mental health as well as just black representation in the tech world. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Yeah, so we'll be talking about that. And where's that? Oakland. Oakland. Yes. Okay, cool. And anything else?

No, that's it. Come see me. Next week, let's see. Thursday, Wall Street Theater. Saturday, Wilburth Theater. First show sold out. A few tickets left for the second show. And then the following Friday, town hall, New York, both shows sold out.

Thank you guys so much. Theandrishtrault.com for more tickets. Edmonton, we just added a show. New Orleans, we just added a show. Other cities, The Andrew Sholls. Did you make a hemorrhoid acting up again? Son, I think it, yeah. My hemmy is acting.

My hemmy. Have these hemies acting up. Not that other word. It sounds very much like it. You know, can I plug Magubis? I'm at McGubes Thanksgiving weekend that Friday, Saturday. Shout to Magoos. The most racist-sounding comedy club on the planet.

It's in Maryland. In Timonium? Is that what it's going to do? Timonium, Maryland. Okay. Doesn't Magoobie sound like something you would call? Look at these Magubes. Yeah, these Magubis moving into the neighborhood.

What is a Magubi? We need to figure that. You see how white people think? He's like, he's like, let's come up with a noose. Bro, that's a great one. There's a white guy pissed. He didn't think of that. I know.

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