The Brilliant Idiots - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

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There goes, wax blowing that smoke from a freeze pipe right now. Yeah. A cold dick. Whoa. Hezzy, one more year. Whoa. I mean, one more week. Yeah, one more year.

One more week, bro. One more week until you enter the cold dick category. Let's go. Giving her that freeze pipe. Put that dick on ice, baby. It's a wrap. Yeah, baby. I can't wait.

I can't wait. I'm done fucking. It's a beautiful thing. I'm done. Your boys out the game. Nah, it's a beautiful thing, man. I'm happy for you. Thank you, bro.

Congratulations. How you feel? I'm excited. How you feeling? I'm excited, man. I'm really excited. I was telling him before the podcast started, like, just the idea of having all the people, all the most interesting, smart, fascinating, funny people I've collected in 38 years of life,

having them all in the same place at one time. That is really exciting for me, you know, and having them all meet each other. And realize how awkward we all really are and how we're all more. You around awkward people. Like, the people I collect ain't normal. I don't think I got a single normal friend. You know what I mean? The more awkward you are, the more easy it makes it for them.

It's going to be one table where all the conversation is at. And then everybody else is going to be sitting around, drinking, having a good time, you know, celebrating. Happy to be there. Happy to be there, but can't wait to leave. We'll see. We'll see. It's our job to make it fun. Because I don't like, I've told you about this probably.

Like I don't like forced attention. I hate it. Like I don't like birthdays. I don't like attention, which it feels like unwarranted. Like, you don't, I don't want you to celebrate me, but if I'm on stage and I'm giving you something to laugh at, you could laugh and enjoy that. And now I feel like it's even the exchange. Like, I'm giving you something to celebrate. So like birthdays and shit, I'm like, why are we celebrating me?

I ain't doing nothing to be here. You know? You're here. We're here. We're here on your birthday. That's another day. I understand that. But now I realize that.

Like sometimes celebrations and like holidays are situated so that you can share how you feel about your boy in a comfortable environment. Like walking up to your boy on a Wednesday and be like, yo, bro, I love you and I'm proud of you. That might throw that dude off. You know? What you mean? Bro, why are you telling me this on a Wednesday? Am I about to die? What's happening?

Am I dying? You dying? What's going on? You know something I don't know? Right? But like, I guess a wedding is one. is one of those times where you can share those feelings and it feels like appropriate, et cetera.

So for that, it's just, I don't know, I'm really honored that these people will come, man. I'm honored. I'm honored you guys will come. I can't wait to be there. I can't wait to celebrate you. I can't wait to celebrate, you know, your, you're, it's called, it's nuptials, right?

Yeah, sure. I don't know. What is it, man, Farrell? What's the work? You got to get your nuts cut off or something? No, man. It is nuptial hoose. Yeah, yeah.

So you got to get your nuts cut off when you get married? That's why you got to stick the words that you just know. I can't wait to celebrate your wedding shows. That's what you're going to impress me. You know what I mean? Like I know who you are, dude. Now one question I keep getting is why L.A. Because one thing that you should be proud of, Shultz,

yeah. People, you're synonymous with New York City. Yeah. No, like you're a quintessential. Here I go using a word. I might be using right. don't know. You're a quintessential New York City comedian, which I think is a great space to be in. Honored.

I think it's rare air because like some of these guys, they're from New York, but they've been in Cali for so long. Are they from someplace and been in Cali for so long that they don't, they don't, it's something different when they say New York City comedians. You're synonymous with New York City. So why L.A.? As you know, you've been married for a while, you know, we don't make. any of these decisions. True indeed. Okay. So my girl is from Santa Barbara. Oh. Yes. Yes. So my girl's from Santa Barbara.

And the place where we're doing it is this new, just a home or her like us, that father and mother just built this crazy new place. So we're going to be like the first ones in there for it. So it's just pretty cool. All these things work. I actually went to college in Santa Barbara. Yeah? Yeah. So there's, I guess, a little bit

of it for me, but it's really just that's where her family's from. Wow. And it's also winter. It's like, I'm not trying to have like an outdoor winter wedding

in New York. And I didn't really want to go to like a ballroom or something or like do it at the hotel. So I was like, fuck it, let's just go out here. Let's just do this shit in Santa Barbara and it'll be beautiful.

Nah, it's beautiful. And her family, her family can get there easily. And like the friends that you really fuck with and really fuck with you will make the flight. Exactly. And I didn't really invite many of my family. I don't blame you. I didn't invite much of my family.

Yeah. It's like, come on now. We got to share more than a name. You ain't got to, listen, you're preaching to the choir. A lot is going on. A lot is going on. The world is bomb. People will be like blood is thick and water. That shit sounds stupid. Is it, though? How much water? Hey, blood may be thicker than water, but guess what I need to survive?

Water. Mm-hmm. Okay? That's what I feel. So I'm not mad at you. I get it. I feel like, I don't know.

I feel like my friends are my family. Mm-hmm. You know? They are. And I do have family members there, family members that I'm close to and all that kind of stuff. But like I didn't grow up in a family that's very religious. I didn't grow up in a family as very traditional.

So like I don't have to adhere to those two things when it comes to the wedding. My folks are just like, yo, duo makes you happy. Like it is what it is. and so for me, I understand if like your wedding is tied into religion, you got to have your cousins there, your whole family, etc. Like my boy Dove is Moroccan Jew. Like he got to have every cousin's second cousin. And it even for him the wedding.

Like the wedding was for his family. That's what Chris was telling me before this. We started recording. He was like, I was like, give me some advice about the wedding. He was like, it's not for you. It's for the family. Nothing to do with you. No, I think that's bad advice.

I get what Chris is saying. I felt that way too. and I think I've told you this before, I felt that way up until the weekend of the wedding. And then I had a fucking ball. I had a ball at the wedding. Yours was fun, but it's still not for you.

I mean, it's for both of us. I had a blast. Like, I actually can't wait until, you know, we make, like, 10 years of marriage so I can, like, do it again. Run it back. Yeah, I know.

I'm definitely having another wedding. I definitely renewing my house. You get married twice? 100%. I'm definitely renewing my value. 100% I definitely want to do it again I used to think

man I used to think that was corny I actually used to like hate weddings like going to people's weddings I didn't really understand it and then like having mine and then seeing the people that are making this effort to go

it's not like this shit is down the block like you got fly to California you go to Santa Barbara like that I don't know I was really like touching I was like oh my God man that's a beautiful thing that you're going to do all that

because I love someone else you know what I mean we're not even doing it to celebrate you and me we're doing it me to love to someone else so now I'm like man if I will probably do anything I can to come to someone's wedding after this experience because it does kind of hurt if one of your friends you really care about can't make it you know no you can't you got to go to a wedding you got to I didn't realize it you ain't got to go to a funeral but you got to go to a wedding I'm not going to none of your funeral like y'all know right here I just try to bait that let you know no I'm not I'm not going to my funeral if I can help it I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not going to none of y'all funerals.

I'm letting y'all know that right now. You're not going to go to your funeral? Nah. Now you're going to skip it. You got to skip my funeral? I'm trying to skip my head too. Let me even know where you hide at because I'm going to go right there too. What's you going to do instead?

That's you're going to do instead of die. I'm going to be in heaven. By the way, we all skip our own funerals. Yeah, that's true. That's what technically at our funerals. Right. Like, that's why they call. the remains.

Where do you think we go, though? We probably end the church, though. We probably see. I don't know where we go, but I know we ain't at no funeral. By the way, if you enter the pearly gates, right, or whatever, whatever it is after this, and then like, you can go back and watch your funeral if you want to. Would you really want to see that?

No, I got to see who's shedding a tear, yo. I got to see who's playing video games on their fucking call. Who's trying to highlight my girl? That's what you're trying to see. Yeah, who's consoling my girl? Like, I got to see. All that kind of stuff. Yeah.

No, it's going to be okay, babe. What if that's the ultimate test to see where you go? Like, you pass away, and then you're, like, in this waiting room, and then you go to your funeral, and you got an opportunity. Like, you see somebody hollering's your girl, and you got the opportunity to possess that person right then and then, make them do something crazy. One time.

Make them kill himself. Make them have a heart attack. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if I want that. I don't want that kind of power, bro. Mm-hmm. What if you go to hell If you fuck one of them If you just turn the cheek like God say

You go to heaven You'll fuck that up Fuck her I'm out I'm out I'm going to heaven baby Oh that was So you're saying

Is God testing you Is God seeing what you would do With those powers But if someone's trying to fuck My wife right after I died Bro that's crazy Especially it's like A friend of mine

You're trying to fuck your girl Why are you alive Yeah But that's different I can do something about it If a guy's trying to smash Your girl right after you passed That means

He already has are he's been flirting been trying to do something. Word up. He's sending hard eyes under the text message in fucking DMs and shit. Yeah, that's a little crazy.

Wow. Wow. Yeah, that's a little crazy. You never see that from Wax. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Hard Eyes? I don't get what fucking was anything. Yeah. Wax funeral going to be full of airport security, boy. Airport security

He loves... They love Wax. Wax. Oh, my God. His funeral will be full of airport security. and his wedding will be full of airport security and people standing up protesting. Does anybody disagree with his marriage? I do.

Yo, it's Charlotte May. I don't think Charlotte Men should go first when we go through the security because I think he'd be telling these motherfuckers really checking him. He got something. Something. Because there's no way they let everybody go by

and they get me every fucking time. Nope. Did you have something? There ain't no fucking outfits. I ain't got nothing on. They don't like my shit. You don't know how many people come through with jewels and all these chains.

They look more. sexier to me. It's them medium t-shirt and you should be wearing double-A. No, I'm chilling, man. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. You'd be coming through that short-shed. No, you had on a little small hoodie, a little fitted hoodie.

That's not as bullshit. By the way, we saw our guy, Donnell Rawlins yesterday, and we spoke about this. Because, you know, I lost like 10 pounds to get down to 170 because that's why I like to be. Oh, shit. Okay. So I can wear a medium hoodie now. And I saw Donnell. Donnell looked good.

Donnell looked good. I don't know what Donnell doing, but he looked good. I thought it was a hoodie. That's what he said. He was like, nah, the hoodie is the way this hoodie fit. And I was like, yo, you're right. It's something about these medium hoodies that when you put them on, they fit a certain way. Yeah.

That's wax. Well, I ain't find it yet. I ain't find a motherfucking one to fit me a baby. I don't know. What? I don't know if a man can get a medium something. That's wax. Tell me.

You talk about. I got no medium shit. Look at his shirt right now. So you feel comfortable wax. Wax is ordering a medium. You think I got a fucking medium? I don't even order my shit. You ask my shorthy.

She'll tell you the truth. She'll tell you what size you got? What's the size I got? What's the size is that? It's a large. All right. Do you think Waxe wears a large, Andrew? Why not?

I'm an athlete, Bill. I'm not no fucking bokey-ass motherfucker motherfucker. It doesn't look like you wear a large. I mean, how much do you weigh? Wax, how much you weigh? 24. 24. 24 wearing a large.

I thought you were... I thought you were... Motherfucking and $210. 24 pounds wearing a large t-shirt and size 32 cargo. That's not 32. And wonder why they feel in the airport. It's 38. What I'm talking about?

You are asking for it. You are a slut. No, they do it too much, though. They do too much. You're a slut, bro. No. You got to really acknowledge that that you're a real host. You are.

You are. You are. Nah, brother. He did me kind of dirty, though. You do you dirty. It's something I did today. Huh? It's airport security.

They said them as like, I, you know what he said that ringed off? My phone rang off. It had an alarm. Tell them what you were wearing yesterday. You're talking about where I was wearing. Tell them what you were wearing. What do you mean?

I had a jacket on, had a black tee. You had a black hoodie on with a large hoodie with a large tee. A large hoodie. What are you talking about? How you have a large hoodie? I can't fit a large hoodie. Can I ask you a serious question? When you look at your eyes?

outfits, do you feel cute? No, man. Like, what do you feel? Like, when you put together the outfits. I don't even know whatever's in the drawer, I just grab. And you never thought. Whatever Carla put there. But even before Carla, did you ever think like, okay, this fits like this?

Maybe I should just go one size bigger and then it will fit different. I did all that, man. And just, see, the way my body is fit and my traps is up here. So if I put anything else on, it make it seem like I'm a way like 300. pound. Oh, you look fat. No, I figured it out. My back is like a 300 pounder, but my waist is like So if you wear baggy clothes, it looks fat, but

if you wear skinny clothes, it looks muscular. Oh, shit. No, all the years of football, Wax wants all his clothes to feel like underarm. He wants everything to feel like dry fit. He needs everything to feel like dry fit. That's what you do. That ain't got nothing to do it. So sit there, so my girl sit there, wear whatever

the fuck she want to wear all their clothes tighter to me. They get to do that to her? Now, that's debatable. I think your clothes are way tighter than. 90% of women, I know. There's no way possible. Absolutely. Can I ask you a question about that? Like, shouldn't we pit, you know how they like pat you down?

Like, and a dude got to pat down a dude and a girl got to pat down a girl. Right? Yeah. Like a dude can't pat down a girl. And a girl can't pat down a dude. Shouldn't that be done based on sexual attraction, not gender? No, because you can lie about sexual attraction. You can lie about gender.

To a certain extent, I guess. Yeah. I mean, if you're trying to. If you're trying to get away with something, yeah. So because if there's a dude, because the idea is what? That it could be uncomfortable for you for someone who could potentially be sexually attracted to you to rub your body, right? Yeah. Something happened.

What you mean? Something had to happen. Because my phone shouldn't have went off. Why is my phone having an alarm? Why does your phone have an alarm? Phone has to have alarms in case you need to do that. He said, he said, where's your luggage? I said, I don't have no luggage.

I said, I just came from the day. Why would you not have any luggage you going on a flight? That sounds like you're going to blow up a flight. I came for a day. But wax, that's not the truth. You checked your luggage. Yeah. Whatever.

Again, you want to tell on me? Right. But you want to tell on me? Why don't you tell me? Why don't you tell me? You don't know what? Who cares? I ain't got no luggage with me right now for the check.

Can I ask you a question? Wax. If a dude behind you was brown and he said, I don't have any luggage today, would you be a little suspicious? Would you be like, why don't you got plans when you land? Why is there nothing? You came in and out. I came in and out.

Why is my phone thinking off there? Why did you have alarm? Why does it have alarm, though? You had a luggage claim ticket? No, I didn't. I mean, he didn't see nothing. He didn't see anything. They always give you the luggage claim ticket.

That's why he asked you where you're luggage. I understand that. No, everything was inside my jacket pocket. He didn't see anything. Whatever came through, he grabbed my phone so your phone alarm. No, now, let's talk about what he really grabbed. He grabbed that meat. Is that true?

Let me take some. Wax was so hurt That I said That wasn't hurt Listen, Wax was so upset That I said, Show me on this doll

Where he touched you at That's how I'm gonna tell you this right now For Charlotte Maine To know every fucking procedure He did And this never happened to Charlotte Maine

What happened? You just watch it? What did you tell you to do wax? You know You wasn't there So how do you know He made Wax do a lunge And I was like

Oh shit So you was watching So you was watching me? That's crazy. So he had him in the lunch position. Now, listen, I'll believe it. After he gets him in the lunch position

and waxing his holding the lunge, he goes, do you want to go in the back? I said, no, I'm not going in the back. No, but that's something they're supposed to ask you. He's supposed to say you want to do it here, you want to do it in the back? Yo, I'm like, no, you're doing it right here. You don't want to do it in the back, bro?

No, I'm not doing it in the back. That's right. That's right. You don't think how many times You got me time they said they ain't got me. Every time we go out of the country, they get me. Every time I go to TSA now lately, it's just been out of fucking control. They grab me every fucking time. And I'm like, do what you got to do, bro.

And they say, I got to say. Yeah, you do do that. And now you do a splits? Yo, why did you do a split when he asked for a lunch? Why did you go all the way down? Because he told me, my fucking legs, man. That was bad as a motherfucker. I'm now turning around like, is this nigga taping this shit?

And I'm looking at the guy. I'm like, yo, there's some bullshit, y'all. I can point the whole fucking time. I was pissed the fuck off. I said, I must have did something. Lord, I'm asking Lord to forgive me right now on here. Lord, Jesus, please forgive me for my son. Did he really touch your penis, dude?

Listen, hold on. When Wax said, when Wax goes, I must have did something. The dude is grabbing his thigh while I was in the luncheon. He's going, yes, you did do something. No, I did not. I did something. No. You are doing something to me right now.

No. Yo, this is unfair. I don't think this was right. I know that if this happened to a female shit report. But I know. But I know if I report. No, I know if I report that I can't fly, they take me in a no-fly zone.

They sit there and me and him have an investigation. I'm going to have to sit there the rest of that day. So I got to let the nigger do this shit. That's fucked up. Now, you can report now. He did say that too. Wax was like, yo, if I'm, he said to him, he got out of the gate.

He goes, what happened to me, now was not right. That ain't cool, bro. He said, if I was a woman, I could report him. I think you can report him now if you wanted to. Then stay here? I'm going to be here. So you're saying you would rather be fondled than be late?

Yep. Right now, I have no choice. I got to get home. I got to get home. Have you got to fondle me right now, which is not cool? I mean, it's not cool. That's why I don't like the motherfuckers. So you can't put weight in.

You can't go ahead. No, no, man. If it was priority. He actually was priority. He actually was priority. So it was. I was everything. What airline were you flying?

I don't even think it got anything to do with the airline. What airline? JetBlue. Jet blue. That's all that. Yeah. We fly. We fly Jet Blue all the time.

It's not Jet Blue. Jet Blue show us all love. It's the motherfucking TSA. Motherfuckers. Like, y'all got to make sure y'all know what's going on. And I asked him, I say, y'all have no better procedure than this, y'all? Like, where are the fucking wine? shit at. If I ain't got no fucking knife for me, what the fuck is up?

And then he grabbed his meat and said, this would a wand is that? No, he did. No, he did. I made him turn his hands back around, though, because he was like this. And I'm like, yeah, bro, you're not supposed to do that shit, bro. Everybody do this shit and go like this. And I'm saying? So he got to rub your ass with both sides of the head. No, he was like this, right? No, he was like this. He wanted that shit twice. That's not cool. You're supposed to be like that, fam. I like you telling him. I like you giving them direction, man. A man should know what he wants from

another man. Yeah, I just think that's not cool. And if y'all seen that happen, I don't think that's somebody need to report that shit. I think you. I can't report it. They're going to take me on a no-fly zone. I'll be fucked up. No-fly list, bro. It's not a zone. Whatever it is. No-fly fucking zone.

No-fly zone. Come on, bro. I ain't got time for that shit, man. That's basically my life. That's all I do is fucking fly, bro. Yeah. Well, guess what? If they got, as long as you on investigation, you can't not fly. You're not putting me in no investigation. Fuck you.

Well, one thing I learned about Bernie is listening is you never know who our listeners. So when we fly out next week for Shultz's wedding, you just gave one of these TSA A consent to grab dad meat again. No, they're not. Back from Guy Coat has started, the TSA love guy code, love girl code. That was their favorite fucking show. And brilliant is guaranteed TSA Fucks with Heavy the Brilliant Nitt is. So you're going to have to go through hell. And I hope that put you through it, bro. No, no, no. I'm going to find some real dudes like,

your wax, you know what? I'm going to let you come through respect. It is some dope people out there, you know what I'm saying, that always show love. Your wax was good. Come through, you know what I'm saying? Bring us all the way through.

But it's got some guys that I don't know what the fuck is going on. That wasn't cool. What about that guy that hit you? What about that guy that hit you at that trick question that time? And he goes, do you want to go in the back or do you want to go in the back?

Mm-mm. No, no. No, he didn't. He said, you want to go in the back. And I said no. I'm not going back there with you. Why not? What do you think what happened?

I went back there. Listen, one time I went back there, I'm thinking, you know, you get VIP treatment. You know what I'm saying? Probably know somebody in there, whatever. Hell. It's the champagne room. Oh, the champagne room. They're motherfucking to take everything.

I'm like, I'm going back out there, bro. Whoever in there, they need to go ahead and check inside of that one of the fucking place. You don't want the flight to be safe? You don't think it's worth it if they just touch you if the flight is safe? I just don't put me on a no-fly zone, bro. I mean, I don't want to get molested, but just don't put me on that shit. You're too old for being molested, bro. You just got assaulted.

I got assaulted. And I think that guy should not have been able to open his hands like this. You got to be like this, bro. He was just doing his job. Did he go between your cheeks at all and separate them? Nah, it wasn't like that. It can't. I got pants on.

Not really. Yeah. Why you made not really. You had on leggings, bro. I'm calling me a bigger pants. Yo, I've been doing a lot of deadlift, so I just might have to change it. I don't know my side. You really don't know your size?

You really don't know your size? I really don't. I really don't. I really don't. My draws right now either. I don't even know my draw size. I don't know shit. You're not a large.

I know that much. And you're not a size 32 in pants. 38. Not if you're 244 pounds. How tall are you? 5.11. Man, shh, knock it off. No.

What do you wax? 511? Five ten? It's two and a half. Calling a dude that's over six feet, five eleven is the most insulting thing that you can say. No, we don't give a fuck because we know that's not what it is. Nah, we do. Especially if you just barely.

Like if you're a six foot tall dude and you're like, what do you like? Five eleven, drive them crazy. Well, listen, you got to have something else with it. Like they can say that, but you got to be able to slam them. Can you slam them? What do you mean? If you could slam, they wouldn't even talk like that to you. They always look at you as you've been.

They're good at them anyway. Now, now some, them little 5-8 dudes to slam your ass now. They will slam me. They get up on you. They rush the years

they'll get you. That's right. Them the ones you all play with. I ain't go out of. The Roy Jones. With those ears that are all puffy and shit, I'm not doing it.

They'll get right up under you. Okay, what did we, what did we see this week? That made us say positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot. Anything?

Yo, one of these weeks, I'm gonna come prepare for that question, bro. I'm just saying, that's just a general question. just what did you see this week? That was positively brilliant and what was what?

I made you say what a fucking idiot. What a fucking idiot. You haven't been paying attention to shit. Yeah, I know. But what a fucking idiot? Definitely Alec Baldwin. I didn't see the interview. But the fact that he did one.

It's like, we all know you didn't do it on purpose, stupid. And now you're out here saying that now you're out here saying you didn't do it on purpose and I'm like, I think you did. Anything that you say could be used against you. You got to know how to. shut the fuck up. I don't know nothing.

Like nobody thought you actually went on set to shoot that woman. But the fact that you're out of your screaming on the top of your lungs putting out interviews, like got crazy music in the background. Like, okay, something's fishy right here. Something is fishy. Yeah, I don't understand why he felt the need

to have a conversation. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, we clearly know it was an accident. Nobody's saying otherwise. Nobody other than, you know, other than his political enemies, which is weird that he has political enemies because he's not a politician.

You know what I'm saying? And even they don't say he did it on purpose. They don't blame him. Yeah, they're just fucking with him. Oh, work? Yeah, he did. Oh, Trump said he did on purpose? That's hilarious.

Yeah, yeah, Trump did say that. Trump did say that. Trump did say other than that. Trump said, that's why I said other than his political enemies, nobody's saying that. But these days you got to please everybody, though. You know what I'm saying?

So if he did, if he didn't, you know what I'm saying? They'll still be on his ass. I don't think you have to please everybody. And that's the point. It's like, yo, the truth has to be enough for you. We all got to get back to that as a society. Why do you think people do interviews and stuff, though?

They got to try to like, somebody got to get pleased off that. They don't want to do it. In the case of Alec Baldwin, I don't know. Maybe he just felt like he wanted to, you know, tell his side of the story. But, hey, put it in a book. You know what I'm saying? We don't need it right now. You know what I mean?

Like, I can understand. somebody like, I can understand like somebody like Travis Scott having a conversation. You know what I'm saying? You know, that's a little, that's different. But Alex Baldwin, no. Yeah. Yeah.

We don't even know the movie that was coming out. It's not like it was an anticipated film. You know what I mean? Maybe it was. I don't know. But like in the case of Travis Scott, he was performing in front of a bunch of his, you know, his fans and his fans are

invested in him in a different way so they would want to hear from him. You know what I mean? On this situation. But Alec Ball would no. You know it's weird? Nobody seems to be keeping, like holding the fans that stepped on another human being to go listen to

Travis Scott closer, accountable for what happened. Like, if you ask me, that's not on Travis Scott. Like, you're a person, you saw another person, you pushed them out the way and then stepped on them. That's fucked up. Is that not a fucked up, yo?

But in that type of situation, if you don't push and keep going, you're going to be the one falling. Guess what's not about to happen to you? But what about, like, what about, you know, telling people stop? Then you're going to get trampled. You ever seen, bro, you know how many people that is?

Well, I'm saying, no, there is a lot, bro. One of the people who died actually died trying to help his fiance. So there is something to what wax is saying. You know what I mean? It's just sad. Stampede ain't no joke, bro.

Yeah, it's just sad. You know, even with the young kid who got killed, I think he was nine years old, it's because he was on his father's shoulders and his father passed out because it was so much pushing and everything that, like, they were literally drowning in people, basically. Oh, my God. So it was other people drowning in people. And so that his father passed out and that's how the kid, you know, fell. But to your point, I don't see how you see a nine-year-old kid fall and nobody

you know, tries to help. Like, you know, we got to hold these people accountable a little bit too. Like,

I agree with you. You can't control human behavior, but I will say, you know, I don't judge people when they're in survival mode. And that's what it sounded like.

Yeah. A lot of that in that crowd, that's what it sounded like, people were just trying to, clearly they were just trying to survive and you know they were trying to survive because some people actually die. Yeah.

You know, I get it though. That's why I said, man, I thought about this other day. when it comes to any of these things, when it comes to these large crowd, whether there's festivals, whether it's sporting events,

man, whether it's just a bunch of what's at the airport, you know the one thing that we're all relying on to stay safe? Period. No. Each other? Human behavior.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Human behavior. That's all we're relying on to stay safe. Yeah. It's true. And, you know, for me, a person who suffers from, you know,

bad anxiety, that's why I don't like crowds. Yeah. Because anxiety makes you want to control everything. And things that seem out of your control cause you hell of anxiety. Yeah. Yeah, that's the effectiveness of like, of terrorism, really, when you think about it, is like, all of our rules and laws are based on the principle that we all want to survive and we want to avoid chaos.

So when we say, like, line up to go get your ticket or line up to pay for something at the grocery store, right? it's like you have a much better chance of having an easy day if everybody just lines up. But if everybody just runs the cash register and fights each other to pay for their groceries, whatever, then you have a much worse chance of staying a lot of that day. And so 100% like we're all, we're all obeying these rules because it makes life easier. And once we stop obeying these rules, we put ourselves in a position where we could easily be killed. Yeah. I 100% agree.

Yeah. 100% of it. Yeah, there's like a social contract. And once that social contract is broken, it turns into the animal kingdom out here, bro. That's why I don't like large crowds, especially, you know, large crowds of kids. You'll ask any party promoter in the world.

Let's just stick to America. There's a reason people don't like to do team parties, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's a reason, like, back in the day, when I used to throw parties, they wouldn't let you have team parties at certain venues. You know what I mean? Because the liability was too crazy.

Why? Because they just act up. They do. They just act up, bro. They just do too much, a lot. They just act up. They just act up, man. These kids is different.

They finally get to get out the house. They've been held in so long. And they just finally get off the porch is like, ah. And not only that, think about it. If what we're saying is true, which I believe it is, even this is just the brilliant idiot observations. If we're all relying on human behavior, you're really, talking to a demographic of people who don't know how to quite behave yet.

Not all of them. They're kids. You know what I mean? They're not dealing with the same level of emotional intelligence or maturity that, you know, a group of adults were, adults would be. You know what I mean? 15 I was out of control. Right now, way better.

Yeah. Debatable. I'm just saying a little bit. That's why I say way better. I didn't say, you know, what did you probably say? Say way better. What did you think this week, man? Who was a fucking idiot? Who was positively brilliant?

Um, school shooter. Out of control. Which school shooter? Which one? The Michigan. They, they show,

I hate when you always have a, you get a bunch of fucking signs and you just ignore it. And you know what time it is. Like, how you keep ignoring this? That's why they came for the parents too. We lost video.

Oh, this time they did? Uh, it's back. Yeah, that's why they came for the parents. Yeah, because the parents tried to flee. they found the parents basically on the run. Man, that was so hilarious. The reason it was hilarious is because they were like, oh, we weren't trying to run.

Yeah, we just took out $4,000 and left the state. Yeah, we were going to turn ourselves in at some point. You know, we were just going, we were just going for a little joy ride before we turned ourselves in. It's like, come on, you were on the run. And, yo, they should fucking punish them, bro. They should punish their essence. I don't know if those charges stick to them based off some of the stuff I read.

Look, they might not, but in my opinion, like, if you've been notified multiple times that your kid is fucked up, that your kid is drawing these pictures, that your kid is going through something, and it doesn't matter if the kid is lying and find ways to wiggle out of it. I feel like there's a certain amount of accountability that we have to put on parents. And once we start putting that accountability on parents, you're going to see these school shooting shit's changed real quick when the parents think they could go to jail because some of these parents check out from them kids. Doesn't that contradict what we said about human behavior, though? What's that?

It's not like, I don't think the parents were enabling his behavior. They bought him a gun even though they knew he was a goofy. They knew what time it was. You see that your kid. But also the father is the one who called 911 and said, my child. The mother texted him and said, don't do it. No one it was him that was going to do it. But this is after he did it.

But that's the thing. She was like, she was like, don't do it. And if you know that, if you're that sure that your son is the one that could do it, then you should have been doing something. I could be telling the story all wrong, but from what I read, and by the way, I don't care either way, but from what I read, the father noticed his gun was missing. Called 911 and said, yeah, my son might be the shooter. And then the mother text, don't do it. But from what I read, I think she texts after the fact, after it was done.

What happened was, and I don't know for a fact, but this is what I'm assuming, they heard there's a school shooting. They immediately go to check to see if their gun is there because they know their kids a fucking psychopath and they were enabling that shit. Once they see the gun is not there, then they holler 911 and the mom says don't do it. But they knew. Like, you know, if there's a school shooting and you know your kid and you know your kid's not crazy, you don't even got a check to see if your gun is there. Yeah, you're trying to check. Was your kid the one that got shot?

You know what you're thinking? You're thinking, oh, my God, my kid could be dead. Yeah, they didn't think that. They think, oh, my God, my kid took the gun that we bought him for his birthday and went to school and started shooting motherfuckers. You know what that is? Like, say one of your people's crash your car and they'd be like, you're, I'm back. You got to help me report your car stolen.

You see what I'm saying? That's all they did just that. I wonder, you know, we had this conversation last week on the gods on his truth about red flags. And the guy Alex Yoblin was saying how in majority of these shootings, there's always a bunch of red flags that you see from individuals. And one thing that he cited, he cited Dylan Roof in Charlton, South Carolina. But he basically said Dylan Roof was a white supremacist.

And when you went to his page, you saw a bunch of. of white supremacist stuff, right? Is that necessarily a red flag that you think is white going to shoot? But you can't lock them up, though. No, no, no, no. Is that a red flag that you think will lead to a shooting? I don't think that that would lead to a shooting just because a kid is racist. Yeah, you could be a racist and you're allowed to be a racist.

I mean, there's a lot of people that hate different groups. And unfortunately, I don't know if it's unfortunate. Like, I wish they didn't, but that's not illegal to hate a group of people. But I think the red flag behavior is when, you know, you start doing the shit that that kid was doing, like drawing pictures of murdering people, you know, saying things like,

oh, I can't stop the thoughts. I can't stop thinking about it. You know, these thoughts are killing me, blah, blah, blah. Like,

when you start here, and the school knows about it, like, when the school calls you and they're like, yo, your kids acting weird, that's the school going,

I think this motherfucker about to shoot up this goddamn school, would you do something about it? I bet you they knew who it was. As soon as it went off, I bet you all the teachers said this name right away.

And the kids, and the kids, The kids, the kids, new too. But the red flags are tricky, though. I mean, I agree there are some blatant red flags. But then sometimes they say red flags and things like, oh, he kills animals. That's, yeah. If you're a kid, you're out here killing animals, lock that motherfucker up immediately.

Lock them up. Why do you say that? Lock them up. If you're just killing animals, not even to eat them, just killing animals for fun, that's like the first sign that you're a psychopath. They find out when you're a kid, you take the cat, you just twist the cat's fucking head off. That's wild. That's wild.

That's wild. That's wild. That's wild. That's wild. There's early signs for this shit. And you know what? If we were more honest about it, like we were more honest culturally about the problems and we like created a space for people to deal with these problems, then we probably have a safer society. But we just not really ready to have that conversation. But like, yeah, we're not getting people to help they need early even though we notice a lot of the crazy stuff. We just ignore it. Right. We laugh at it actually. We, you know, literally if there was like, if there was some program that was like, listen, do you feel like killing animals? I know it sounds absurd, but it was like, do you feel like killing animals or you feel like doing this kind of shit? Call this number. We're going to try to help you. We're going to give you.

Yo, if there was a fucking number, these pedophile motherfuckers could call and where they weren't arrested, they're like, yo, do you feel like you're attracted to young kids? Call this number. We're going to help you do whatever the fuck. Like, I'd rather they call the number and be on some like, you know, registry and try to get some help before they actually. actually do something about it. Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering, we had this conversation in regard to the, uh, the play, the guy that

worked at PlayStation. What's that? Wow. You didn't see that? I don't know if he was the, well, somebody, somebody looked up what his exact title. The Sony exact. The Sony exact.

Yeah. Yeah. He had some high ranking exec at PlayStation. And, you know, he clearly is a, a pedophile. And it's like, yeah, I was wondering, like, what if they can't, what if those people just can't control their sexual urges or desires? Like, what if they, really feel like they were born that way.

Well, they need to go get a sex dog. See, here's the thing. You can control the behavior. You can't control what you want, but you can control the behavior. It's like being addicted to heroin. Like, it's still a choice to do the heroin. You might really want it, but there are people that don't do heroin every single day they want to do it.

There are people who don't smoke cigarettes every single day they want to do it. I don't know if that's a good example only because those are true addictions. I will think sexual desire is, you know you can't fuck this girl. Sexual desire is the greatest addiction. right? It's like we are put on this earth to have sex with who we're, our body tells us we desire. Like that's, that is the driving force of humanity. There's no greater addiction than that. That's a great, I mean, this is a great conversation. And Charlemagne. And it's like the girl that we really, we sexual desire the most, we probably

never had sex with her, none of us. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The girl we desire. I mean, you know, your dream person before you met your wife and stuff like that, like we probably never had sex with that person. So, like, we got to control that urge. What do we see her? I think it's a difference between, like, attraction to somebody and wanting to have sex with them and, like, true sexual desire. I honestly think true sexual desire, you know,

maybe doesn't happen until after you have sex with a person. You know what I mean? That's what I believe. That's not true because I don't think he has sex with that 15-year-old boy. He just had a sexual desire for him. that's my point. That's why I can't compare it to addiction. I don't think desire and addiction is...

That's what I'm basically trying to say. I don't think desire and addiction is the same thing. Maybe, all right, look, let's say that they're different. That's fine. What I would say, the big fundamental difference is, like, when it comes to addiction, your brain chemistry is being switched so that you want this thing more. With sexual desire, your brain chemistry is that way.

You know? So... I mean, but to your point shows you said it earlier, You can control a desire. Yeah, exactly. I think you can control an addiction. Yeah, people do it all the time. You can be addicted to this woman.

What are you talking about? What I'm saying is they need help. Like, it's no excuse to act on your desire, right? Especially if your desire is illegal. There's no excuse there. We don't got to feel bad for you. I can feel bad for you if you want to fuck kids. I don't feel bad for you once you do it.

But the fact that you want to, and if you're like, listen, fucking help me, please, I don't want. want to live this life, fucking help me, give me a drug, chop my balls off, do anything so I don't do this because that's the last thing I want in this world. It's got to be, it's got to be some type of curse, right? I mean, that's what it would feel like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. If you're, if you feel like you're born to be attracted to, like, little kids, my God.

And by the way, I don't, you know, feel sorry for them in any way, shape, or form, but I do feel like, you know. I feel sorry for them as long as they don't do anything. I feel sorry for them if they're not getting help. I do like your idea of, you know, calling a hot line and saying like, yo, man, lock me away for it. I got to figure this out. You know what I mean?

100%. What drove them to that, though, man? They might be born that way. Like that might be wired in that way. Like they say, I think there's some crazy statistic that shows that like people who molest have been molested. So it's like that hurt people, hurt people. Yeah, that hurt people,

hurt people like that gets passed down. So it's like, like they could not even want to do that, but somebody fucked them when they was a kid. It made them, made them think it was normal. The only reason I pushed back on that, though, because there's plenty of people

who were molested as kids who don't, yeah, who don't molest kids, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. You know, so I think, it is, it is a good conversation. You know what I mean? I'm you're saying,

there's ways that we can look at these things, like, because the ultimate thing, that I'm sure we all care about is I don't want kids touched. So how do we get to the point where the kids don't get touched? You know? A CEO said that yesterday. That's what sparked the conversation. The CEO called Breakfast Club and was talking about the PlayStation exec.

And she said what happens is, you know, sometimes these guys get five, six years. You know what I mean? They go on the yard. If some people find out what they did, they'll probably get beat up. They'll probably get sexually assaulted in jail. But either way, they still come home five or six years later. and nothing changes. They still have those desires to be with little kids.

You know what I mean? And like that sign that says sex offender lives here or whatever, that ain't enough. No. You know what I'm saying? No. When they go on there, they really find somebody else who are up in there for the same thing

and they learn different tactics how they did it. You know what I mean? I'll be honestly. I think it should be life once you act on it. That's just my personal thing. Like if you have it, that's desire. If you have the desire and, and you try to get help.

You don't do anything. Then let's help you. You're good. But once you act on it, you've got to spend the rest of your life locked up. I'm sorry. We're not allowed to put you. You're not going to go back out into the world

and do that shit again. Fuck you. And anybody who's fighting for them to be back out there in the world is absolutely crazy or just doesn't have kids. We've had this conversation. I agree with you.

We've had this conversation on various before. Because remember there was this whole thing about, it was some years ago. There was like a community that was forming online. of people who was trying to normalize pedophilia, basically saying like they were born this way, you know, this is what they're into,

yada, yada, yada, yada. You don't remember that? Yeah, I do. These people are crazy. It's like, we're not trying to normalize it. We're trying to get people to help. Like, it's not normal, but let's help these people not do it because we care about the kids.

Frankly, I don't give a fuck about these people, but I want to do the thing that's right for these children. You want to protect the kids. Yeah. So it's like- Fix the problem. And the problem is done. So it's either we shoot you in the forehead

or we try to find a way to create some sort of system where you could get help and you don't act on these desires that are not your fault oftentimes. You didn't want this. But let's get you some help. But we're not going to have you out here

with these kids. I think both words. Pussy is powerful, man. Pussy is powerful, bro. Put some pussy on them. Get some pussy. Yeah, for real. Had a girl scream,

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Let's do you. The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. I do have church announcements, man. I do absolutely. We're adding a fourth show at the Wilbert Theater for New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve in Boston. Boston come fuck with us, man. Yeah, man, the first three, y'all are amazing coming out, support. So we added another one on that New Year's Eve's Eve.

So the 30th. So we're going to do two, 30 to 31st. Also Canada. You already know, man, all those shows. We added, DeAndrewsholtz.com. You go check those out. We're just putting on Cleveland and Alabama. Cleveland and Birmingham as well.

We're adding it to it. Vancouver. We're adding another show. Theandrewshoulds.com, go check out the list of cities. We are coming to your city. Get those tickets early. I'm tired of motherfuckers tweeting me and DM me talking about all the tickets cost $500 a ticket.

That's what happens when you wait. Get them early when I first put them up. and you're going to get them for those prices. The Andrew Shultz.com, the infamous tour. Jacksonville was fucking crazy. Little Duval popped in, man. That was an awesome surprise guest, you know, how much I love Duval

and how much of an inspiration he is to me. So that was awesome, just a great show. And I'm looking forward to New Year's, man. I saw Duval, man. I saw him pop up at the Jacksonville show. How was it? He's just a legend, bro. He flew himself in,

comes in right when the show starts, watches the show, comes out, does smile bitch, you know, it surprises everybody, everybody going crazy, and then flies back to Atlanta that night, just popped in for your boy. It was just so dope, man. That's dope.

That's dope. He's the man. So were the crowd similar? Did your audience definitely know who Duval was? Yeah, we're in Jacksonville, too. Like, you know, he's the king. So it's like, you know, obviously they're going to know, and he's going to do his song.

but he's also just such a showman, man. Like it was funny. He's just chilling back there smoking weed. I'm like, yeah, so we'll do this thing where like you'll be the surprise and the thing comes up. And he was just like, yeah, man, just tell me when to go. Like, he just knows that when the lights are on, he's going to do his fucking thing. That's who he is. Yeah, he's the best.

I wonder, well, it's not a wonder. I don't know how I'm asking the question. It's like, you know, all of these audiences are way more similar than they are different. and I wish that a lot of times when it came to entertainment or even any form of entertainment sports included I wish that the same energy we had for people that we enjoy entertainment wise we just had as a society all the time you know what I mean how a bunch of different people of all races

and genders and everything else can come together to go watching Andrew Schottesau see Duval come out and be like oh shit that's Duvall I love Duval and then shame shame somebody who doesn't know who Duval. You don't know who the fuck Duval in? You know what I'm saying? We're doing now. Our vice of birth and shorts come out through a Duval show. You don't know who the fuck shows it?

That's the kind of shit I like shaming people over. Anything else? Any other difference that we may have, skin colored, gender, whatever? Yeah. That's what. Wax, you got church announcements? Yes, sir. I got a live show on February 5th, man, y'all finished getting your tickets.

I don't know what's going on. How you don't know the date? I said February 5th. Oh, you said, you said you don't know the date. No, I said, I don't know if the tickets are sold out or not, but still go on there and check out and see what's going on. That'd be dope.

You know, my weed is out there. But where's the show at, first of all? It's in New York City. What's the venue? It's on Event Bright. Go to Event Bright and put it in Bullying the Beast. And I go ahead and get your tickets out there. You know, I got my herbs out there in L.A.

Local dispensary go out there and grab that. My gummies is on who's wax.com. I go ahead and do that. And my paintball facility, man, y'all come out there and play Airsoft. Get your teams ready. We're going to have the podcast wars coming up real soon. I'm saying. Get a 10 on 10.

I want to see all y'all out there. So, you know, come out of us. You should have a table at Andrew's wedding full of who's wax gummies. All that's coming. All that. Even some of your shows, man. When I come to your show, because we definitely got to come to one of your shows, I'm definitely bringing the Who's Wax with me.

Oh, Radio City, we're definitely there for the Radio City show. Yeah, Whose Wax is definitely being a building, baby. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Charlie been coming to a show for the last three years. We'll see if you're at Radio City.

Oh, no, no, I'm definitely coming to the radio series. We got to come, bro. We got to come. We always talk about like we have to hit one of the shows. We cannot not make it. And then Little Duvall came up there and showed out. We're there, baby. He came to perform, bro.

My man, he flew a plane, dog. You know what I'm saying? That's so far. Last time I came to a comedy show was this year. And it was at Radio City. I think that was at Radio City. Nah, didn't you go to Carolines and some shit? No.

No, not this year. I want to go see Ali Wong. I want you to go see Ali Wong, man. I missed my guy. Neil. I wanted to go see Neil, but I missed Neil. But I went and saw Ali Wong at Radio City. My mind is simple, man.

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We dropped this today. We dropped this today. There will be a conversation about a conversation. I recently had, but can't talk to y'all about that next week. But y'all will be talking about it today. No, they'll just be talking about it today. By the time this drops, they'll be tuning into this to hear what I had to say about the conversation that they're listening to.

But, you know, why we have that conversation? Let's do it. Nah, I like to wait till things are all the way completed. I like to wait until things are in the atmosphere. So you can react to. to what they're saying. Not even react to what they're saying. I just be, you know, that's just the way I'm wired.

Like, I don't like to even talk about nothing until it's here. I'm not that guy. I'm not the guy that goes to the Netflix building because I had a pitch meeting and then take a picture in front of the sign. I hate that. I hate that. You ain't out here pre-coming. I hate pre-coming.

I hate that. I hate that. You know what that is? That's admitting to yourself that nothing's going to happen. There's like, Like, you already know you're not going to get the HBO thing or the Netflix thing, whatever. So you're like, let me still get this picture off so y'all think I'm popping. But if you really believe you were going to sell the show, then you'd wait for the show to come out.

Keep me a secret. Yeah. Bro, I had this conversation yesterday with Nila and Taylor and Michaela and Sam waxing our group chat. I'm like, I don't understand what y'all idea of popping is because they be telling me that certain things are popping and certain people are popping. and I don't be knowing these people. And by the way, just because I don't know them, don't mean that they're not popping. But I just like, yo, people got to stop being impressed

with the illusion of things. It's like, yo, I almost wonder like, damn, would I get more out of showing people all the times, nothing has come of these meetings? I'm taking pictures. I've literally taken pictures of, like, you know, over the years, you might walk into a building and take a picture of the sign, whatever. I'm like, I could have been doing this for years.

Yeah, bro, come on, man. What's the point? What's the point of showing people to process? We had, I jizzle could be. We had our pictures in the building. Yeah. That's different. Yeah. And that, and that, I'm not even sure if I showed.

But like, you would walk into Viacom and our picture would be in the fucking building. I'm looking at one. Hold on. Let me see. I said, yop. You know what I mean? Yup. You know what I mean?

Oh. Yeah, that's fire. I got another one. Hold on. Hold on. Remember this? Oh, hell yeah, dude. That was the easiest check in the business right there, boy.

Remember that? Uncommon sense? You know? That was, I think it was, I think every week, we record that once a week, right? And then Uncommon sense once a week for three. Three years. That's why it was crazy. That was a three years show.

That show did three years, like 60 episodes, something like that. Bro, that was just such great money. That was cheating. That right there was cheating. All of these shows. All of this is cheating, bro. Yeah, I guess we live a great lives, man. God is good.

That's why I don't understand why people would be being assholes because I'm like, bro, we don't, we don't do much, bro. Yeah. At any moment, people could just turn this shit off. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The most we do is sacrifice, though. We sacrifice our loved ones that you find that don't really like you anyway.

What do you mean because of what? A little bit of fame? Whatever. I mean, you could just, like I said, another day, you ain't got to be no fame. You've got to have more than that person. That person is a straight bum and you got $2 more than him. He wants that. So you ain't got to be fame no more.

It's ugly. That's right. That's, that's interesting too. But just to put a button on what we were talking about, it's like, yo, I could literally be. You've had a million pitch meetings. You've had meetings with people that are known individuals. I've had meetings with some amazing people. I don't feel the desire to take those pictures and videos.

Wax, no, wax, always there. If I showed y'all a quarter. I shouldn't be popping, bro. Man, come on. People have no idea. Stay out of the way, baby. I just like enjoying the moment. I really do enjoy the moment.

I enjoy it better. Yeah. out the frame. Like, that's yours. That's yours. You know what I'm saying? I about that sometimes, like, you know, like, sometimes I'm just sharing a moment with the boys or like,

I'm sharing a moment with, you know, the team and, or like even maybe the three of us will be doing something fun. And like, there's part of me, it's like, man, I do want to take a picture of this and share this. But there's also part of me, it's like, I don't want to taint it. Like, I just want this to be pure. I just want us to hang out and not feel like we have to like monetize that friendship or, you know, share it on social media.

look how much fun we're having together. Like, though, I can tell you, you know what I'm saying? No more fun. Yeah, I hate, I hate poses. Like, yo, y'all get together in pose. Just take the picture if you see us. It's rocking. That's more or better.

Like, yeah. I can promise you and don't make the moment no more fun. All right. I've been set. The past two weeks, I've been celebrating my ass off. Yeah. Because it's my wife born day. Yeah.

And I've been in the country, out the country, in the country, party with my folks. Small, intimate gatherings. Yeah. And we've been having a blast. Okay. And I don't feel the need to share it. And it's been people that's been coming to these events that I could post and be like, like, why?

Yeah. Stay out the way. Why? Why? It makes it that much more better. It makes it more fun. And you know what else? You know what else?

Shorts? It makes people not want to miss things. Yeah. If I tell you to be somewhere, you should beat it. Yeah. But you never know what can happen. You never know what could happen. They got 50% of the satisfaction with the video.

You know what I'm saying? They just put it out there. Nah, make them miss it all the way. Yeah. It's a balance, man. Also,

we're in a different situation. Like, I don't blame the person that has a private Instagram. It's just their friends and family that post things all the time because... At all. You want to share it with the world. But, you know,

we also look at our, you know, social media is like a, it's a product. That's all it is. Yeah, it's a product. But at the same time,

I like sharing things with people. people like, I'm not going to lie, like, when I'm traveling and I'm in a place that, like, I've never been before and I'm experiencing this culture in a way that I've never experienced it. Like, I like sharing that with people because maybe that might inspire them to go travel to those places or maybe they'll never be able to travel and they just get to actually see it. And that's cool to them, you know. So there's a fine line. Like, I'm a hypocrite about this shit.

I can sit here and be like, why, we got to take pictures and post, but I'm going to do it. I'm going to share pictures of my wedding. I'm a lot of times. A lot of times people, a lot of times people be miserable at them. at them trips, you know what I'm saying? She probably leave her old-ass man, and they just showing their little fun time. But they had miserable at that fucking trip.

Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, it's tricky, man. It is. You know, Andrew brought up, I mean, Wax brought up a good point, too, man, about, you know, the season that we're in, man. I just want everybody to, like, stay safe,

keep your head on the swivel. I've been seeing some weird hot takes, you know what I mean? Wow, what we got? Well, you know, if you out in L.A. Or anywhere, really, New York, you know, you've been hearing about, you know, these home invasions and, you know, people getting robbed and things of that nature. And, like, I've been seeing some weird hot takes of people acting like this only, I guess, celebrities are people with money complaining about this. And what Wax said is true.

People are, it starving. If you got $2 and this person, don't, you got $2 more than that person. You're in trouble. So if you think that this is just about celebrity or this is just about public figures or that, It's just about, you know, people who got, you're crazy. Everything guy get hit up every day, bro. Yeah. And you're missing the whole point, man.

Salute to one of my idols. You've heard me say on this podcast before that when it comes to this entertainment business, I have four people that influence me and four people that I idolize. And that's Sean J. Z. Carter, Pedy Green, God bless the dead, Arsenia Hall, and Clarence Avon. You know what I'm saying? Climax, North Carolina's, Clarence Avon. and, you know, his wife, you know, recently was killed and I guess some type of, you know, home invasion.

And, you know, I'm just seeing these strange hot takes from people saying, oh, now celebrities want to be worried. Let me tell y'all something, man, anybody that will run up in somebody's house and kill an 81-year-old woman, don't give a damn about black or white, don't give a damn about rich or poor. they just they'll do you just like they did that queen. Right up. Okay. So you can sit here and think, you know, it got to do with fame and fortune or anything. No, it has to do with the type of people

that we're dealing with in this society and they will come get you. That woman wasn't on Instagram stunting. Yeah. That woman wasn't on Instagram, you know, showing off what she doing. Word up. But it's like everybody,

just be aware of the season that we're in. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's tricky, man. It's a very tricky one. Yeah, the fear of being robbed exists for both parties. It exists across all races, religions.

It is a unifying fear. And it's kind of taken hold. And I think the media is really out there. I don't want to say pushing it, but they're definitely sharing these stories. And it's scary, man. When you eating a fucking hamburger and a dude comes up to you, puts a gun in your fucking back and goes,

give me a watch, it's hard not to be terrified about that. We were with an arm guard yesterday, and he was telling us about that. He was telling us about that exact situation. And he was like, what are you supposed to do in that situation? He was like, one dude got a gun in front of you, one dude got a gun behind you. So even if you try to go fight the dude in front of you,

another dude might clash. It's not worth it, bro. He was just like, you got to give it up. But think about the boldness of that. That's my point. And those two people who were eating lunch, who were they? So for anybody to think that it's only celebrity this is happening, to you're out of your damn mind.

You know what I mean? Like all of us should be concerned about what's happening in these streets right now. Period. Because it's getting more bolder. That is another prime example. Broad daylight. Lunch in a room full of people. Everyone, run that.

Lord, have mercy. Where are you saying? Yeah. Yeah, it's quirky, man. And I think that's why maybe some people are upset with like celebrities or whatever because maybe they feel like the celebrities have dismissed it. You know, like there's a tweet back and forth between Casey Nystad, was very famous YouTuber, pioneered vlogging. And then Seth Rogen and Casey was like, yo, what the fuck? My car got broken into, yada, yada, yada.

And Seth's like basically kind of, he wasn't, didn't seem like he was being a jerk. but he's like, my car's been broken into a hundred times. Like, this is life in the big city. And I think now that you see this like high profile breaking air to entering and it also is a murder, like maybe all these poor middle class people are going like, now you want to take a serious celebrities? Like it's easy for you guys to live in your gated communities and sit out here and be like, no, this is just Los Angeles.

This is just what it's like. It's easy to sit there in safety and do it. But now that it's touched your doorstep, are you going to keep that same energy? Are you going to get out there and tweet, hey, this is just life in the big city? It's like, nah, it don't matter if it's life. Then let's change the big city. Let's clean up the fucking big city.

Like, come on. Like, we're not normalizing that. Yeah. Just because it happens all the time. And it happened to you. Doesn't mean we should normalize it. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of you do because I don't think he's going nowhere.

I'm saying? Unless you're about to tell me things about to get better right now, you got to kind of got to normalize. he's got to be prepared and ready for it. And if you sit there and lax on it, like you're saying, this guy has security guard in the house and his wife still got shot. Somebody was laxed.

Yeah, but I don't think we normalize the crime. We should normalize the crime prevention. You know what's interesting, though? Yeah, let's get better, bro. We have all these robberies, right? And there's like a string of, I'm about to sneeze, but we have all these robberies, and there's like a string of robberies.

But at the same time, you walk into every restaurant. I love how the biggest nose on the podcast warns everybody. I got to let y'all know, man. Take off your headphones. You know what I mean? The hurricanes coming. So I'm like, I'm like, okay, all these people are saying like, oh, we're desperate. People are hungry out there.

That's why they got to rob this at the other, right? And then you walk down the street and every restaurant is like, we're still hiring. Every restaurant is like, we're not open for breakfast because we can't hire enough people. Every garage is like, we need to hire more people. people. Every hotel is like, we need to hire more people. So it's like, I don't, I don't buy necessarily this story about people are starving out there. It's like, there's jobs. I mean, don't get wrong. There are people starving out there. A hundred percent there are. I recognize that. But I'm also saying that there are jobs out there that are available. You might not want to

do them jobs, but there are jobs out there that are available and they are ready to hire. You know, so it's like there's opportunity. There's opportunity to be taking advantage of. it's just a lot quicker to go up and stick somebody up and get $10,000 for a watch. So it's not like, this is what I'm doing to survive. It's like, no, this is what you're doing to thrive. No, this is what I'm doing to maintain the same girl, the same lifestyle. I cannot go lower. If I go lower, they're going to kill me down here because I was stunting on them,

niggas. I was doing this. If I go back down with them. My PPP loan. That PPP loan gone. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I can't hustle with that more. That's green.

So that's green. So let's not confuse greed with desperation. right? That's real. That goes back to our desire addiction conversation. I agree. Boom. So yeah,

let's not, if these people were stealing $5 so they could get a sandwich and eat, that's different. You out here stealing Y's as you break it into the Louis Vuitton. So Louis Vuitton isn't food. Louis Vuitton is flex. And there's a difference between food and flex. If you're stealing a flex,

you're not desperate. No. If you literally stealing pambers. It's a death between looting and just trying to survive. What about Robin's a dude for his job? and stuff like that. What would you call that? They're trying to flex. They're trying to keep up the lifestyle. That's greed. If you're stealing pamper's from the grocery store, that's heartbreaking, bro. That's different.

That's like, hey, we need to help you. But like, every restaurant I go to is hiring. Every garage I go to is a hire, right? Every hotel I go to is high. Everything is short-staffed. Everything is short-staffed. As-real. And they're saying that. They're big if people come work. Hiring. Target's paying $20 an hour. Amazon, hire it. Like, there's jobs out there. So don't give me that shit like you can't get a job. All you need is eyeballs.

You know, COVID fucked everybody up. COVID showed you that you don't have to work and you still survive for a whole year. And they're still on that. So now we're getting back to normal, it's like, oh, I don't want to work. It's like everybody who had to stay home at work. And now that the office is telling them to go back, they're like, I don't want to go back. Yeah. I got to be around people.

Yeah. We're doing this on Zoom right now. Shit. Bro, I already said I don't think I'm going back in the studio to the time. Top of the year. See? And the top of you're going to come around and you're like, man, it's comfy at home. I'm going to, I mean, I go do TV.

You know, I go tape the TV show. You know, breakfast club. I'll be right here. I got you see my, I'm right here in my studio right now. Yeah. I got the radio station at the house. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean?

Tired of being stressed out every goddamn morning for no reason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get a little more sleep. Get an hour more sleep. Get an hour more sleep, which goes a long fucking way. Damn right.

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Taylor says she sent them. I don't see Let me see I don't see no asking idiots Neither do I just see ads I can read them out Oh

I says he can read them All right From Taco Slayer If you could be any Taco Slayer Taco Slayer Taco Slayer Okay

If you could be any cartoon character Who would it be? Any cartoon character Who would I be in And Marvel and them count as cartoons? Or, no, that's comic books. So cartoons, we're talking about Simpsons.

Yeah, but, like, I think they're referring to, like, Simpsons and, like, family guy and that kind of shit. Beavis and Butthead. Ooh, that's fire. I don't think Beavis and Butthead got anything on you, Wes. I think you are much closer to Beavis and Butthead that you may realize. Yeah, you might be there. I love that show.

I hate when they put it out. Put it off. that's a good question Who would I be? What cartoon character Would I be? I don't really fucks with cartoons like that I don't know what about you Charlotte

Uh Huey Freeman from the boondocks Huey Freeman from the boondocks Uh huh Hewie Freeman from the boondack is the cartoon character that I would be I love Hughie Freeman I mean I love boom dock here

I love the boondock period but yeah definitely Hughie Freeman Hewie Freeman was a a very smart, wise, young man, martial artists who always had a plan, very strategic. And, I mean, honestly, one of the things I hope for is that, you know, Aaron continues to be able to tell stories of the boondocks. But I don't know if I necessarily want to see the boondocks, you know, stay as kids. because I would like to see how Huey and Riley are

when they grow up. You know what I mean? And even if they do stay as kids, I at least need some episodes where I at least get to the future to see what would happen if Huey and Riley, you know, grew up. Right, right.

So, yeah, Huey from the Boundocks for me. Yeah, I'm trying to think, man. Who would I be? What cartoon character would I be? You strike me as a Bart Simpson type of guy, Andrew. I mean, I fucks with Bart Heavy. I just never, I didn't watch this. Simpsons like that, but I like that

kind of like chitster, trouble starter, misfit. I enjoy that energy that he had for sure. You wonder how Bartfield being the goat, the unappreciated, longest running, most consistent, made more

money than all these motherfuckers goat, but he don't get recognized as such. Like the Simpsons is like I know we are in the South Park dicks nowadays and the family guys have come along and even the boondocks and the king of the hills and everybody but let's not act like the simpsons aren't truly the king of the fucking hill we don't

appreciate the simpsons bro yeah that's true like we don't give them enough credit they've been around for decades to kill him did bart voice do they know who did bark voice tracy oman tracy oman tracy oman was a lady tracy oman wow her name is tracy oman Tracy Oman did Bart Simpson Oh, I didn't know that. Bro, you don't know you know who Tracy Olin is, bro. I know Tracy Chapman.

No, man. Tracy Ommin, she's to have her own show. She's a British American actress. She didn't do Bart. She didn't do Bart? No. You sure. You don't know what you're talking about, bro.

I made that up. You know who I might want to be? Darkwing Duck. Darkwing Duck. Remember Darkwing Duck? Oh, no, you know what? I'm lying. No, I'm lying. You're right. The Simpsons first

appeared on the Tracy O'Mon show. Because remember when Tracy O'Me had her own show on Fox, and The Simpsons was a category. I mean, not a category. It was a small, like, interstitial they used to play on Tracy O'Mon. But, yeah. So, yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, I feel you. But you said you'd be Darkwing Duck?

Yo, Darkwing Duck was fire, man. Let's get dangerous. Darkwing Duck. Darkwing Duck was hard. All of Ducks was hard. All of them ducks was hard, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, y'all, the ducks are fire. Oh, Nancy Cartwright.

I like the A-Team. Is that a cartoon? No, Nancy Cartwright did Bart Simpson. Oh, that you're right. It's not. Yeah, salute to the goat Bart Simpson, though, man, all of the Simpsons, man. Y'all dishees here.

And we can't even sit here and say, we're going to appreciate the Simpsons when they're gone, because they're going to outlive all of us. Yeah, they're going to be around. They're going to be around. They're going to be around. What else we got, Al? Give us another asking idiot, Alex.

All right. Next one. From X-I, Lux, Luck X-I. Do we all have free will or is everything predestined? That's a deep one. That's a deep one right there, my dude. That's a deep one. Free will.

There's arguments for both. There's arguments for both. God give us free will. God gives us free will, but you could also make the argument that all these decisions that we're making right now are like based on synapses, firing on our brain and those decisions are not like us choosing, but rather like what our brain tells us we want. Following our heart.

You're real. Yeah. So that's a really interesting one. I think that we have free will. And I like to believe we have free will because that gives me more power in my life. I don't want to know everything's determined. I work this hard because I believe I have the free will

to change my life and create opportunities for myself. Last thing I want to believe is that everything's going to happen for me regardless. But then someone might come say, hey, you don't got the free will to not work hard. Your destiny is to work this fucking hard. So, oh, that's a tricky one. What do y'all think? Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. I guess you go towards your urges so much. You know what I'm saying? So I guess it's just destined. You know what I'm saying? You get those urges. You know what I'm saying?

You only eat because you're hungry. You only drink because you thirsty. You know what I'm saying? You only want to pussy because you're horny. You know what I'm saying? So I guess you get those inside your body and make you go towards that right direction. That's destiny, right? We get a hunger for, yeah, yeah.

I don't think we have a free will to ourselves. I think when you go off of that, when you go against the grain and you go against that, I think that's when you fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Like you don't eat, you're hungry as hell. You're just, I'm not eating. I'm not drinking water. You know you're supposed to be drinking water.

Yeah. That's when you go off the rail and you go off the tracks and you be out here as and trying to rob people and shit. That's a great question. I really don't know. I think we are, yeah, I feel what both of you all are saying. I think we have free will, but, man, sometimes if you just, sometimes if you just tap into that thing, man, I don't know what that thing, what people call that thing.

You can call it God. You know, you can call it energy. You can call it the universe. It's just sometimes when you just sit down long enough, it's like you'll get the answers. I can't describe it to people. It's like, if you just sit down and you let your mind be still sometimes, you're just, time and, you know, whether you pray, whether you meditate, it's like, and I can only speak from me, it's like God has literally, I think I call it God, but have literally guided me to do X, Y, and Z.

And I mean, I mean, I'm talking about every step with a way. You know what I mean? And when I was younger, I felt like it was just free will and me not listening to God, but I still think God wanted me to go through certain things because when I ultimately started listening to God in the way that I should and was put in the position that I'm in now, a lot of those things give me a certain level of experience and allow me to speak to, you know, certain things and allow me to help people, you know, not make the same mistakes that I made. You know, even when I talk about getting fired four times from radio or getting fired seven times in life, if I hadn't gotten fired from those jobs back in the day, like demo

in the mall, and DeFilacutti's company, Paragon Solutions. I wouldn't have committed my time to radio the way that I did. You know what I'm saying? And being fired those four times, every time I got fired, I moved up to a different level and I moved up with a

little bit more experience. So, man, I really don't know. And the only thing that's keeping me from answering that question fully is when you see certain things happen to certain people that are final. When you see somebody use their free will

to take somebody else's life. Yeah. You know what I mean? Getting off the tracks, yeah. It's just hard for me to believe that that was your destiny. Yeah. Like that's what God had destiny for you. But I don't know. I really don't. That is a very mind-boggling question

that I don't necessarily have an answer for. And that is okay too. always have to have answers to things ladies and got me. Yeah, you got to know every time, whatever you do that, that second directly defect that minute and affects that, that, that affects that, that affects that, that affects that the month. So think about what you do that second, man, it goes in your mouth, what comes out of your mouth. So, it'll be all right. Hey, yo. And do push-ups.

That sounds like jail to me. That's not like you was just waiting on the time and whatever goes in your mouth comes out of your mouth and do push-ups. You better watch it. Yeah. You better. You better. Watch that clock. clock and watch that time go and you know whatever goes in your mouth comes out of your mouth and do your

push-ups okay what else we got all right i'll do this last one from rastar 32 if you all were women but with the same personalities would you still be friends and have the same dynamic if we all did what if we're all women but we had the same personalities but we have the same dynamic yeah i think our dynamics no no because i was too much of a horror if she was a man she would not allow me to be around Charlotte Oh fuck

Yeah I was too I was a whore friend And I'm like What you steal around that horror For like what the fuck are you doing? Why do you hang out that whore all day? Yeah

What's going on? Yeah that's a true statement That might be difficult That'd be difficult See we can have a war guy friends Yeah You know what I'm saying It's okay

Yeah But you don't want your girl As a female It's kind of like Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yep Yeah, she's just around

Dicks too much Yeah I gotta be talking about Dix Yeah, no dick talk Here's the thing though That's so funny to me Big Talk Y'all act like women

Don't have these conversations They do You act like 95% of my circle aren't women And I don't listen to them talk Just like how we talk Oh for sure they do It's not there

You know many times I'm around my home girls And I'm like ill Yeah They say are way more shocking than the things that we say. You're talking about. I know, but, damn. We're good, guys.

We're sweethearts. We never do. We really are. Please. Way better. Way better than women. That's why they love our senses of human. They love talking to us and they love getting these different, raw, honest opinions.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Even though that they're women. I don't know why we act like women aren't just like us. Yeah. They're really no different. They ain't a little different. They're a little different.

man there's a little. They got 10 toes and 10 fingers, bro. They shit when they got it after they eat. They piss after they drink. The fuck is different. The only difference between women and men is that women will complain when they get fond of by TSA agents. Wax likes it.

No, I don't like it. I just know I don't want to go into no fly zone, bro. No fly zone. No fly zone. No fly zone. I don't got a type. No, I do. My clothes are too tight.

No. My clothes are too tight. I know what these T.S. agents like. I get some Kanye clothes next time I'll go through TSA. Yeah, you got to be careful. I guess how. All right, man, I think we did it, guys. Yes, sir.

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