The Brilliant Idiots - Idiot Rewind: Everybody Get Your Troll On (Ft. Desus and Mero)

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

This week we are flashing back to the golden days when Desus Nice and Kid Mero stopped by the podcast, and discussed the art of trolling, the rise of Desus and Mero, and the wild ride of navigating internet fame. From messing with Beatles fans to dealing with the bizarre. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlemagne the guy. Nope, no Andrew Schultz. Hampton Hesie is in the Hamptons, and I was doing some things this week, but I promise you, man, next week we will be back with new episodes. We will not miss any more episodes for the rest of the year. We just saw the Kelsey Brothers get $100 million

so we know we got to get focused, okay? Just just bear with us for one more week, all right? What we're going to do, because we'll be seeing all the comments, right? And the comments be like, man, y'all need to release, you know, these old brilliant idiot episodes, all the stuff y'all scrubbed, you know. And we've been listening to y'all because we got all of that stuff.

So how about let's get into a golden era, brilliant idiots episode to hold you down for this week. And then we'll be back next week with new episodes, okay? And when we are out, that's what we're going to do from now on. We're going to give you all classic golden era, brilliant idiot episodes, all right? Okay?

So check this out. I don't even know which one they're picking. You know what I mean? I just know that everybody had to go through it and listen to it two or three times and a bunch of the stuff that we listen to you're like, nope, we're not putting this one out but this one we're gonna put out, okay?

All right, have a blessed day. What's up, fellas? In the building right now. The motherfucking BX is in the building. What's going on high X all day, baby? You know what I'm seeing? Morrow highest aggregate in the nation. I got mad durags.

And right, shout to all the unwed mothers out there and haven't reached 14 yet. We got Jesus nice and the kid Murrow. Young Chipoli in the building, human du rag flat, Mr. Clipp of Newport from the probation office. Oh, my fuck. See, that's what I like when real New Yorkers come around.

Because when real New Yorkers come around, everybody changes. Like, yo, your BX is in the building. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Glad I want my Tim's today. There's a lot of Tim's going on in the studio right now. There's like, sorry, Steve Pissons. All four of us.

Hell yeah. I want to say, man, salute to y'all. I feel like I'm watching the rise of Jesus and Mero. You know, because, you know, I just thought y'all with two guys trolling the fuck out of people on Twitter. Listen, it worked. But now I, but now, now, I walk into MTV offices

and I see y'all at your cubicles and you're working That's right You know And what I like about it You're on guy code now You're on You got a show called Jokingov

Coming on MTV 2 And y'all haven't stopped To troll No Not that's making it worse Make it worse I think it's worse now Because like

The people you troll Actually they know what you look like And they'll see you And I'd be like Yeah I appreciate that You're like Now you can be like Playful

and be like ah I was just joshing with you Before you have to be like What nigga What's gonna do? Take that joke With the Paul McCartney's shit Oh man

Do you know that this shit is going to piss people of? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But see, the thing is like, in my mind. Explain the Paul McCartney shit, first of all, for people who don't know. Oh, on New Year's, uh, Kanye and Paul McCartney dropped the track. I did a harmless tweet.

It was drunk out my mind and probably at a New Year's party. And I was like, hey, Kanye is always discovering new artists. This Paul McCartney guy is going to be huge. That's it. That's it. And I laughed because I was like, yo, that's going to get a couple of Chuck Woo's on Twitter. People was going to be like L-O-L. No.

Drunk turned off my phone. Got wasted the Jello shots. Welcome to the next morning. got all these text messages. People was like, yo, he was on Good Morning America. He was on Morning, Joe. I was like, all right, we make it.

There was like USA Today called you an idiot. I was like, okay, what the hell's going on here? And I look, and it's just like, people just like, fucking idiot this, learn about history, learn about music. They hear me Wikipedia article who's talking about, oh, the Beatles is the best selling, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And it's just like, the thing is like, I'm not invested in this. I don't give a bug. You come with stats and information. I have no use for that. But these people feel so passionately. You have people who made Twitter account just to tweet at the Beatles facts.

And it's just like, you'll see like someone will tweet at you seven times, like the Beatles, this, the Beatles, this, and I'm not reading any of it. I feel sorry for you. You don't know what the Beatles are. You don't know anything about music. Just to give a background,

a long time ago, we said, I made a joke saying like, yo, if you want to infuriate any white person, just say that the Beatles are trash. You know what I mean? And they will fucking fly off the handle. You could tell them like,

fuck your mother. They don't even have to like the Beatles. It's just the idea of you, it's just like, how are you? It's like, It's like what happened in Paris with the guys with the AK. Like, you cannot, that's the equivalent.

Like, I think the Beatles are to white people what Muhammad is to Muslim. For real. You cannot slander. What if no attachment to the Beatles was whatsoever. What if some Beatles fans behead you? Yo. What if some Beatles fans go to Target by Beatles T-shirts and come ahead of us? Hey, Jesus and Merrill.

Yo, then we have transcended. We have made it. Like, if I'm like a trending topic and like, and I get a mention and like, and I get like a freestyle, somebody like, yo, behead you like, Deas. I'd be up in heaven like, you. We made it. We made it.

Fuck, man. It's almost anti-Betles' philosophy to be angry at you guys. Oh, yeah. Because the Beatles really preach this peace, unity shit, and now they're coming at your heads for not knowing who the fucking beat is. No, I've even doubled down on it. Like, my other thing I constantly say this,

I always say, John Lennon's, imagine, is the worst song in the whole environment. Imagine all the people. Oh, man. I don't listen to the Beatles. I don't. People fucking love that song. And, you know, everyone's loves John Lennon.

They're like, oh, he's a peaceful guy. And people just like, listen, you piece of shit. If I ever catch you talking about imagine again, I will fuck you up. Who are these fans of yours? These people, they're not my fans. They're just like eggs on Twitter or just random people from who have 26 tweets. Haven't tweeted since like, I want to say 2008. But they are so outraged by what I'm saying.

They need to get this tweet off, this semi-racist tweet. Like, I'd be wanting to know the demo of these shit. Because I don't know shit about the Beatles. Me neither. I just know that it makes white people very mad. But what white people? Because I'm white and I never felt any attachment to the Beatles. There's no.

There doesn't seem to be any. My mom is an immigrant. That's probably, yeah. From Scotland, which would make her an even bigger Beatle fan. My parents are old, too. My dad was like 73. My mom's 67 or 68, so it's like maybe they miss that a little bit. Like they were more early, maybe Elvis and like Ray Charles and shit.

Right. So like if I was like, fuck Elvis, your mom would be like, no, fuck you? I don't think. That's actually a good at Scott's accent. I was ready for it to be shitting. And then it was good. I was very culture. I was almost ready to like robots.

Ducks, duck tails. I was going to the Irish thing. That was good. Don't ask what I'm saying any more words. I can say, fuck you. It was the up on the you. It was the inflection on the you. That was great.

I mean, be honest with you, the only reason I think I really respect the Beatles is because number one, all the records they sold. But number two, because they got a T-shirt and Target. I feel like you're not a legendary. So it's a legendary rap group if you'll have a T-shirt in Target. True. True.

Beatles, Nirvana, Guns & Roses. Yesterday. And this is what I said to him, basically. He said he hated the Beatles, which makes total sense to anybody in our generation to dislike the Beatles. And what I likened to, and I said this the other day, is Richard Pryor. It's like, I look at Pryor now, even as a stand-up, and I'm like,

all right, he's doing a white guy voice. Like, I heard a million fucking black comedians do this. But at the time, he did it first. So it's like, at the time, this shit was mind-blowing. It was like, holy shit, white people are corny. I didn't know we were allowed to say this. You know what I mean? And then it was crazy.

And then you saw somebody being so personal and so vulnerable on stage. And now you see so many comedians who have copied him. Right. But I unfortunately saw them. first. So I saw the copies, you know. Whereas a lot of people now with the Beatles, you see all these bands that were influenced by the Beatles. Yeah. So it's like maybe if we were back

then, this was mind-blowing music. Because it might have been what? Like classical before the Beatles? You know, what was it? With the Richard Pryor's shit, I was talking to Marlon Williams this week. And he goes, you know, you have a lot of guys that are being vulnerable and honest on stage, but it's because they feel like they have to.

Yeah. It's not genuine. He was like, Pryor was genuine. He said, Pryor literally told a joke where he was like, you have a the dick, sucking the dick ain't that bad. Everybody started laughing and he was like, no, I'm just playing. Then he was like, no, he ain't playing. No, he sucked that.

He went to that whole range of emotion on stage. It started as a joke. I'm playing. No, I'm not playing. And he actually told the story of sucking a dick. Absolutely, yeah. You can't. You can't fake that.

You can't fake that. You can't fake that. You can't fake blows. You feel it exactly. It's like if you just go up there and just tell jokey jokes, it's whack. To me, it's kind of whack.

You need to have, you need to be in the joke little bit yourself. You could have an opinion about something, but it needs to reflect you a bit. So, and prior put that in there, he put that expectation on us. It's like back in the day,

like when guys dribbled basketball is just with the top of their hand. You know what I mean? And then someone hit a crossover and you're like, fuck, now I need a, I need to change sneakers after this shit. You know what I mean?

It was like basketball's different. We need sneakers with the bubbles in and out. We need different types of sneakers. Because Congress can't handle the crossover. We need a different type of sneakers. Yeah, we always love like, that's why I always love comedians who, um,

they bring up. bring their own personal pain into it. Like my favorite two comedians always, rest in peace, Greg Gerardo and Patrice O'Neil. Hey, man. And it's just like... He's shows have in common.

He loves Patrice. Oh, my God. That's my guy, man. Oh, my God. And this is like, when they're, he's doing those jokes. It's not like jokes. It's like, he's just talking to you.

He's just talking to you on the right, on the same level. And you can't fake that. And it comes across. And it's just like, I think that's what, like, my Beatles joke is someone at an early age was like, no, I was like, I don't like the Beatles. Maybe the first time I heard it.

It was like a little kid. And it was like a music teacher and she was like, no, you can't not like the Beatles. And I was like, what does that mean? She was like, no, like, god damn religion. I was like, what law is that? And I think from that, I was like, all, fuck this. You rebelled against, I rebelled against. But there is something to it.

And Patrice said it to a fellow comic, a really funny guy in Big DJ Ogres. And he said, just say how you feel and be passionate about it. He's like, just say, I don't like Asians. There you go. If you say and sit in that, it's going to get a laugh because people are going to be intrigued. Like, what? Yeah. If you go, I kind of don't really like it.

It's weird. But if you, I just don't like them. If you're having a heart on it, you know, you're like, you kind of don't like Oriental. But it's like when you say I don't like the Beatles, I already know you got a reason. You know. By the way that you say it.

You know, a bean pop out of my neck and my teeth, waiting for me to ask you why you don't like the Beatles. You always got to be ready for the why. Yeah. Always be ready for the why. I don't like the Beatles. Why, Jesus? Why?

Yeah. Why? I always thought that was weird, though, because like, why don't, like, why don't you like a certain musical, like, like, nigga, because I don't like this shit. You know what I didn't decide to not like it. Yeah. It's not up to me. There's just, like, no, is there anyone in this generation?

I think Stevie Wonder might be the only person is the only musician in our generation that someone could be like, I don't like them. And you'd be like, really? I think Michael Jackson, though. Well, yeah. If you say you don't like Michael Jackson, there's something wrong. Yeah, that's a whole generation. I don't know about that.

No, that's how I feel. Because Michael had a, had a song in every genre. Yeah. Like, he had a rock song. Yeah. If you want dirty Diana. You like rock music. You like that.

I didn't even never thought it 30-9 as a rock song. That's a rocks if you think about it. When they think about it I thought it's a dope-ass record. To me,

Beat it was a rock song. You know what I mean? The mad long guitar solo in the shit. Like, come on. That's a rock song. Yeah, black and white. Like I always say,

Michael was so good. He fucked little boys. And they let him cook. He let him rock. Listen, if you'll do something well, you can get away with a lot shit. Look at Woody Allen. Woody Allen used his family as match.com

to find his next wife. And he just got an Amazon deal. An Amazon fucking deal, bro. And he's married to his fucking stepdaughter He'll be at Nick Games With his stepdaughter next to him And he'd be like Love is wonderful

Kiss Cam That's another thing You need to be proud of what you do Like if you're embarrassed Oh you know what you do That we don't fuck with you But if you own it If you're like yeah

I fuck my daughter We're like hey man That's what Cosby's daughter That's what Cosby did What Cosby said Watch you drink around me And niggas was like Whoa

That's the first time I thought he was innocent I had to take off the headphones Like god damn When he said that shit, I was like, this motherfucker might not rape these. So did you see the old Larry King video they put out the day? Which one about Spanish fly? I heard I seen that one with the Spanish fly. Hello America.

Yes. It's an old video where he's talking about putting shit in the girls' drinks. Spanish fly. Spanish fly. He put a girl drink is like, hello America. What? I feel like we're a couple of weeks away from Bill Cosby just talking this shit. Just getting up there like, yo, did it?

So what? Listen, but you gave you out the Huxboos, what y'all want? Yeah, exactly. You don't get the Huxmills without some rake. That's how this shit works. He's like, oh, you like the different world? Well, guess what? For those women, I made it a different world.

The criminal. Oh, God. Stop. Stop. This is my only thing, though. This is my only thing with Cosby. Why, he ain't fucking other than them fine-ass girls he was around. If he really did it.

You mean to tell me, you let Claire go? You let fucking Denise Hux. You know, bro? Lisa Boone. You ain't fuck Creece. I'm on a different world. Hey, man, the words of Patrice O'Neill, you eat what you can catch. Yeah.

Catch anything when you drug them. Shit, not anything. He tried to chance that. Beverly. Beverly got away. This is how Creeper. Beverly got right out of that snare trap. She chewed her own leg off to get out of that snare trap.

This is how you know that Bill Cosby's a piece of shit. Because like usually when you hear about guys slipping stuff in women's drinks, it's like a cocktail, like alcohol a drink. This is my fucking was pushing coffee. Allegedly, Jesus. We don't know if he did it. I don't think he did it. Allegedly 26 times he put something in women's coffee.

This nigga GHB. A lot of time. How are you sliding stuff in people saying? That's like an 8 o'clock. This is what we were talking about last, last podcast. Let me ask you, like, do you think it's possible? Maybe just in the time people were, you know, giving girls alcohol to get them drunk. That's what I'm saying.

Like, yeah. All of a sudden, one of these cats came up with this new shit. They're like, yo, this pill is like all the alcohol in one drink. We're already drugging them without alcohol. Why don't we just get there? And then, like, they didn't feel guilty about it. Now we feel guilty about because we know it's fucked up. But maybe at the time it was acceptable.

And he can't come out and be like, yo, at the time, this is what people did. This is okay. I'm just saying. I feel bad because I don't feel bad because I don't feel. But over the weekend, my homeboy had this chick with him, you know? The white girl, she came to the bar drunk as fuck. She was on

Adderall and shit like that. She was asking for more pills. And I was playing around, I was like, I just don't sniff coke. Right. Just get right to it. Stop popping off the shit. You're like, you got coke? And I, oh my, I felt like I wish I did. Like, just get, not popping all these fucking pills. Get right to it. Yeah. I understand what you're saying. We keep judging, we keep judging old people

and their old actions on today's morality. Right, yeah. And that's where you can get fucked up. Like, people that are old a long time ago did fucked up shit. Yeah, I didn't think it was fucked up. Because it wasn't fucked up back then. Maybe.

But here's the thing. You got to hear both sides, as always say. True. Because it wasn't fucked up back then to them. Like, I mean, underusing that same theory. And they're using that same theory, white people could be like, yo, that slavery shit. Yo, that was a long time ago, my name.

You know, let's just trying shit. Y'all got a chill. You don't start with that against me. Come on, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, that's like,

that's like, that's like, exactly my point though. It's just like, but it's not, we're not changing the narrative. We're not changing the definition. Like, the shit was fucked up.

Like, regardless, like, it was a different time. But I mean, just because it was socially acceptable, like we, the problem is, I think people allowed Cosby to cook and he used his power

to scare people. Sure. For a while. Sure. Shout to Hannibal Burris, who put him on blast. Who put him on blast. Unintentionally.

I'm not giving him. He's not a freedom fighter. It's not like that was something He really wanted to do That's like Like, that's like, That's like,

Yeah. Now she's the face of the civil rights movement And she was like, I want to say a big shout out to Hannibal Burr's for having the courage Hannibal was telling the fuck He was going to tell the joke. He wasn't even a bunch of a joke

He was building up to the punchline He was like, oh by the way, Cosby's great for fish Hannibal X. Listen, there's people that could get away with shit Like Cosby at that time was a fucking megastar man, you know what I'm saying?

I refused to believe Irish she was to believe in the 60s you can rape a goddamn white woman as a black man. I don't go fuck what your status woman. No fucking way. I don't believe that. I refuse to believe that.

Next time somebody tells you about, you know, white privilege and shit like that, just remind them in the 60s Cosby was raping white women. Okay? Anything is possible. Is Cosby privilege?

Cosby privilege. You just need to get that. You just need to get that pop. Now, Miro, you're Spanish. Tell us about this Spanish fly shit. Does it work? Because I've used it before, but I don't know if it necessarily works.

Is that something that people do in the Spanish community? Spanish fly is something that a dude came up to a Spanish dude and was like, yo, how you begin all these bitches, man? And he turned around to his man, he's like, loco. But when I want to be made up a lie, they sold it to the dude,

and then it became a thing. And then they blew it out of proportion. And it's fake. It's basically just uncooked jello. You tell it's fake because it's called Spanish fly. When was the last time you ever saw a Spanish person need assistance to have sex? That shit is natural.

I'm over there like, they look at their girl's hairy top lip and they be like, oh, mama, tell the shit. You're going to have a baby in four months. No standards. Yeah, none. I was born and got a bitch pregnant in the nursery. Like, Spanish babies come out with erections. Like, hey, hey, nursing.

What happened, mommy? Hey. Hey. I was born knowing how to dance by chata and how to you pussy. Do you, do you feel pressure to be a ladies man as a Spanish dude? Not really, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm married. But did you get pussy when you were young?

You know what the real thing is, though, out of all my friends. You know what I mean? Like, I was the one that had to, like, go engage bitches. Like, yo, say this group of bitches over there and I don't go holl at them. See, get them to come. Because the dudes I'm hanging out with. You got the outgoing personality. Right.

Pelly Pellie Goons. You know what I mean? They don't know how to holler. They'll go to me like, yo, what up, bitch? Come here, bitch. Let me talk to you about. Let me holl at you. Fuck you.

Yo, yo. I always love Pelly Pelly, by the way. Yo, that's like, you know what I'm funny. Every time I go to Papoose and Remy Martin's Instagram, I'm reminded of why I will always love Pellas. I love him. Yo, you get off the train right now in the Bronx. It would be like three niggas and like a fresh.

I mean, fresh. Tag just popped. Fresh. You can't tell them nothing. Nothing. You can tell them that. You can tell them that. Ain't nobody, the judge ain't going to be like, oh, sir, well, that's a heavy.

That's a fly soda club, you got on. Hey, hey, if you're guilty, you might as well look fly being guilty, man. First time I ever was in jail was, I mean, the first time I was in court was for, um, a son Barry wouldn't intend to kill. I had on some fresh Tim's. Yes. They were the brown ones. My lawyer goes, I mean, look, he's got on New Tim's.

The lawyer. He's an understanding citizen. My lawyer named was Steve Davis. He goes, he's got me. He's a good kid. He's got on New Tim's in night school. I got probation. Yep.

He said, Tim. It might be something that pelly-pelly shit, yo. Oh, man. So you engaged with the girl. So I was a dude that would go engage girls because I always, like a lot of dudes feel nervous when they approach women because they don't understand how this shit works. Like I grew up in New York City, there's a bazillion women everywhere. Everywhere I go, I see sevens, eights, nine's and tens. So it's like, if I go up to a girl and I talk to her, yo, what up?

And she tells me to go fuck myself. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, whatever. There's another girl over here. There's 16 more over there. So it's like, I would always tell my dude. like, yo, pussy's like baseball, be.

You know what I'm saying? If you have, you take your swings. If you're, let me ask you something, if you're in the major leagues and you're batting 350, you're an all-star, you're a fucking all-star, dog.

That means that 35% of, you know what I'm saying? The time, the 35% of the time, you know, I'm saying, you get to hear you can't hear of, yeah, the Dominican niggas.

Exactly. The Dominican. Got to bring it down out of baseball. That's right. I've never heard of, I haven't heard of, I haven't heard of,

I haven't heard of, but that's what I don't get baseball analogy's ever in my life. So this is a thing. So this is a thing. Like Andrew said, if you're bat in 350, you're an all-star.

That means you're doing great. So apply that logic to pussy. If 35% of the women that you holler at, holler back, you're doing good. Every guy that I know is good with girls has this exact same philosophy.

Just take a big number. You got to take your swings, man. I'm swinging, bro. I got a question. Dominican, right? You're Dominican back. What is the infatuation?

I think this is Dominicans with your baby's dick. My baby's dick? Don't Dominic. I've never heard Dominican. This is a thing, like, it's weird. Like, you show, like, your baby, like, hey, look at his thing. Look at his feet.

Look at how big's dick. Like, isn't that a weird thing where they showcase the dick to everybody? You know what it is? Yeah. Dominicans, Latinos in general. Okay. Wild macho. It's a, it's a Latino thing.

Yeah. It's like, yo, look at my son. Like, my son's dick is bigger than your shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, when you pull it up, if he pulls up in the Camry and I pull up in a Ferrari, I'll pull it up in a Ferrari, nigga, like, you're gonna, I'm taking an Instagram picture with the shit. Like, yo, we're out here, Nick. I'm doing it.

If my son got a bigger dick to your son, I'm going to let you know about it. So you measure dicks with the other kids. I'm like, yo, look at my son's dick. And look at your son's dick. My son wins. You're telling me that Dominican Instagram is full of baby dicks? Is that what the fuck you tell me right now? WhatsApp.

They bought WhatsApp because it's just baby dicks. Baby dicks and bottle wagers. Oh, my God. That's a name. That's a new one. But that's a real thing at parties and shit like that, they'll showcase the baby's dicks and compete, right? I'm not making this shit up because I sound crazy. right now if I'm making it up.

But I got buddies who tell me to do this shit. It's just part of the culture, right? Like, yeah, it's like my son is more masculine than your son. But I'm just saying, like, if you were some white dude's party and he just brought out his baby, he was like, hey, everybody, check out my baby's dick. I'd be like, yo, I don't know what's going on. This white dude is crazy right now. Is this sustainable?

Is this vegan? I don't know what's happening here. If we can take away this baby from this guy? Do you have a student loan deck? Can I help you? You all circumcised the baby's dicks at least? No, hell no. Why are you imagining in a baby dick right now, bro?

I'm just talking about circumcision. We're big on circumcision here. Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, as we're talking to us out in the hall. He was like, yeah, you're going to talk about dicks. Why are you guys certain? Oh, dick talk. Yeah, no, I'm not circumcised.

Fuck that. You know what I'm saying? My dick, hey, don't get defensive, you got a little defensive. You got a little defensive. Like, we were about to make fun of him and shit. Fuck you circumcised. You got in front of it. It's all good, dude.

He got real upset for no reason. No, fuck that. It's all good. Fuck you circumcised that. Fuck y' circumcised ass knickers. All good. It's all good, hey, it's all good, man Come through like this

Maybe your dick Maybe your dick isn't circumdust Maybe your dad was just stretching it so much When he was competing with the other dicks Then the four skin actually grew out Now my post never showcased my dick Because I was born light skin And Dominicans are very racist

So if you're light skin That's better You know what I mean It's like yo this thing is light skin I don't even got it all Dominicans with light skin I don't even got to showcase a dick Nah I got uncles that look like you Really?

Yeah I thought that was Cubans that was Dominicans is like Dominican Republic and Haiti is the same same island. For low-key looking black, but not being black and being a wild racist against black. Yeah. Got you.

The Dominican cab-drable pick you up at night, that nigger would be darker than me. I'd be like, nah, the point. And judge you. We ain't going up here. The box is closed. Oh, no, no, no, Papi. Oh, no, no. Papi, I can take you to Diamond, that's it.

Diamond. I'm not taking you to the 1-37-street. It's too far away and it's close right now. It's only Moreno's over there. We are the same skin complexion. You could tell about their ears because their ears be wild dark. Yeah. But you got to pay the nigga.

If you pay him in front, then they go throwing Fresh Montana, fucking roll you a blunt. You know what I'm saying? If you pay up front. So who would Dominicans race is against them? Dominic. The whole shit with Dominicans is like...

It's a color thing, man. It goes back. It goes back. It goes back. It goes back. Because like Haiti and DR is the same island. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

But, you know, initially Haiti ran DR. Then, you know what I'm saying? Like, Dominicus, correct me if I'm wrong. Is that the Dominican's here? No. Okay.

Yeah, you could just make a whatever. I can make a match. Columbus lands. And there's been like, there's been like tensions between Haitians and Dominicans. So Haitians are mostly dark skin. You know what I'm saying? So like that was a thing that's been around for forever.

But that's like the previous generation. You know what I'm saying? Like my generation and like younger kids, they don't have that. You know what I'm saying? You still got a Jesus. Young Dominicans are still racist as shit. It's in Latin culture in general, yo. I think that comes from Spain.

You know what it? The lighter is better shit. Right. Because if you look at even like the dictator Trujillo of the Dominican Republic Like, if you look at him his pictures over time through the dictatorship, like he started out dark. And then by the end, he was just a fucking white dude named. He bleaching like that's like he looked like he looked like.

Now his bleach weren't better than you. His bleach was on point. Yeah, the vibes card's called so bleach. He had to say he stole the shit. He's chlorox. Like it was regular as bleach. How fuck did that happen though? How did he just get light over?

Now, they didn't really get lighter. They just, when he, when a dude paints him, he says, yo, paint me right. Right. But why? But that, but that is some shit. Even in the family, right? Like, if you're lighter than your, you got brothers and shit?

I got two siblings. My brother and my sister are both dark skin. Okay. So like whenever we would go to D.R. No, we would go to D.R. And my grandmother would be like, oh, and pick me up. We get, we get to the airport. She would pick me up.

And she would leave the other two on the floor like, y'all go climb a tree or some shit. Yeah, you got a clean shit. Yeah, I get the biggest piece of chicken and shit, all that. Well, if you guys, bring them to Haiti where they belong. And then I'll take care of this young white skin. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But that's all Latin culture for whatever reason.

Oh, yeah. a lot of it comes too from like Latinos being here in America and like white people being like oh y'all are just all niggas you know what I mean like and like and just wanted to because Dominicans are very proud of being Dominican and like the midangay and we speak Spanish and we eat this and all that shit so when they try to just lump niggas in like y'all y'all y'all all just niggas. Right. They kind of like resist against that. You know what I mean?

So there was a pride movement. It was like this part of our culture. Okay. What's your, what's your background by the way? You're Jamaican. Oh, okay. Boom, McClaught. Bomaclott.

Moerclite. Morifier, more fire, all that. How did y'all meet? Did y'all go to school together? Everyone in the Bronx knows each other. Yeah. Everyone, so we met a school in like a summer school. Every student in the Bronx has to do stuff.

Well, yeah, it was this. I mean, what grade, like, rather? It was like 10th grade. Where'd you guys go to school? You went to school in the city. He went to Lehman. I went to Lehman. I went to Lehman.

Okay. Leamins college is a college. It's high school. Oh, okay. Okay, yeah, yeah. Like, this is before, Twitter, before the internet. Yeah. knew each other.

And then we rediscovered each other on the internet. Rediscovered. No one in the Bronx has Twitter. It's like five people in the Bronx, meet him and like three other people, Montana and Jennings for Lopez. That's the only people who have Twitter in the Bronx. French, French Montana. And then my fake account that I used to troll people and shit.

One French got shot in the head. He lost all that. I think Chinks is doing his tweeting for him. Right? Yeah. One of the dudes, one of the lesser Coke boys is tweeting for French Montana. Chinks. Yeah, Chinks is probably.

All right. I got a question. I got a question because you guys are your trolls. You're known for trolling, right? And is that fair assumption to say that? I mean, like, I feel like it's just jokes in general, but then like, we, like, we shoot straight. You know what I mean? Like, if we see some shit and it's like, yo, this shit is corny.

We got to be like, yo, this shit is corny. I don't know what you're saying, but. Oh, okay, so it's not only trolling. I think it's trolling, but you know what, it's not trolling for mass consumption. Like, we're trolling for the people that follow us. Okay. That the people, they know we're joking. But you have had.

But you have had. But you don't get the joke out, and you're going to go back and word to me from mad replies. Right. You're not who the joke is. But you're not comedian, though. We're not a comedian. That's what I like. I like the fact that y'all not a comedian.

Okay. I'm not a fucking comedian. Well, see, that's the thing. He says he's not a comedian, but I think it's... I'm not a comedian. I don't tell jokes. I tell the truth. Yeah, we all tell the truth.

But here's the difference. We all tell the truth, but he just doesn't want the expectations of a comedian. Right. The second you say you're a professional basketball player, when you're on the court, they're like, all right, well, let me see what the fuck is got. It's like the nigga in high school that would jump in a freestyle. Like, yo, check it. Spitz 16 balls and be like, yo, I'm not a rapper, though.

Exactly. So now you want me to judge you as a fucking accountant. Oh, you're a good accountant. You're a good for an accountant that wraps. Yeah. So, but the point is, all right, so when it comes to, when it comes to trolling, right, how do you make sure that you don't lose your authenticity? How can you lose your authenticity and trolling? Because what happens when you troll, how do I know you're serious and when you're faking? How do I know if you're doing this just to piss people off or that's your real POV?

That's a trolling is. Well, if I type in all caps as much. real POV. That's how you feel. Oh, I feel what you just saying. Do you know what I feel like? It's like because I know you will say certain things that you really feel, but you also say inflammatory shit because you know

fuck with people. Does that, does the trolling ever take away from your currency in your POV? Yeah, but if your followers know you and you do it the right way, people should be able to tell when you're being sincere. When you're fucking with people and when you're doing your real. An example during the World Cup,

remember what was the goalie's name? Howard or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Tim Howard. He's doing all those saves and stuff. And I did a tweet. And I was like, yo, Tim Howard's done more for America than Obama ever will. Simple tweet like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone was like, yo, I can't believe you would tweet that dog. I thought she was cool. Yo, damn, he's so ignorant, man. You're so ignorant. Chicks are like, yo, he was cool, but he lost me. I had to follow on that. But that's why would you take that one shit? Out of all the fucked-up tweets I've ever done.

Why would you take that one? In a weird way you actually... Sorcasm font. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Twitter needs sarcasm font. But you know what it is? If it had it, I wouldn't use the sarcasm. Because then it takes away from it.

It's funny. Don't be down of America. Like, if you've got to explain sarcasmuchism, it was like, why are we even trying? So in a weird way, you actually weed out the people who don't get you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So you curate your fan base to the people who understand your humor, understand your sensibility. Exactly.

Because I would worry that if you go, if you troll too. Because now what happens is anytime I feel like I say anything that could be taken as inflammatory, people go, you troll and dog. It's like, no, I really don't like this thing. Right. I really don't like the Cowboys. The other day I said, I was talking shit about the Cowboys. People are like, yo, you're trolling. It's like, no, I just really don't like people who aren't from Dallas that like the Cowboys.

I just don't get it. I'm not from Dallas, and I like the motherfucking Cowboys. I don't like you. He got a good point, though, because I always tell up, like, I tweeted one day, I said, whenever I put Stay Woke at the end of the tweet, I'm trolled. Right. So that's what the fuck I do. Whenever I say some crazy, I put hashtag Stay Woke.

Would it be the most stupidest shit you should know? Like, this shit ain't real any mother-offy. Like what? But I see one time you said, like, watch me troll y'all real quick. And then write something And then people are still being like, yo, I can't believe you're saying. Oh, you're talking.

The previous, the actual first previous three before this shit was let me troll y'all. But I do stuff like that for my own sanity sometimes too because I like to give people the credit they deserve for being stupid. And like, I know America's dumb. We're at a sad state right now.

It's crazy. People are just fucking ignorant and you can mind fuck this shit out of people. It's almost like they want to be mind fucked. Yeah. It's like, yo, when I fuck it y'all, so perfect example. Vice sends me down to Baltimore to cover some Baltimore

party rap shit, whatever. I go out there, I do it. A dude approaches me and is like, yo, I'm a huge fan. You know what I'm saying? Can I get a picture with you? Like, this dude's giving me weed and shit. I was like, yeah, of course you can take a picture with the dude.

It's a fat white dude with a beard. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So we take a picture. Like, a couple days later, I jump on Twitter. Nobody knows what Deezus looks like. I'm like, yo. I'm like, yo, it's your boy.

You know what I'm saying? The kid Marrow with my nigga Deezz is in the flesh. We out here. Matt, yo, remember the fucking Chappelle skit when, with the black KKK dude That's, I seen, I heard 400,000 white people's heads explode. Like, are you kidding me, bro? You, all the times you say the end bomb, dude?

Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, Merrill, how can you co-sign this, bro? Are you kidding me, bro? Can't, you know, tell me. You know, Hannibal Burris was like, yo. Oh, he was like. He texted me. He's like, yo.

He's like, no. He's true. It's true. It was like he really wanted to like you. Yo. For real. Oh, because some racist shit. Yeah, like, yo.

People will live it in. Merrill, how you co-sign this? Like eight tweets about Black Twitter, you have to be more, you have to watch our gait. Who are we let in? Who we let in? Be the voice of Black Twitter. How do we let this white innerlooper? What?

In their loop for? And I'm just tweeting each one of them. And then the show drops. And the opening is just like, me, clearly I'm black. And then all of a sudden it's real quiet for him, he gets on it. He's like, just want to apologize for my tweets earlier this morning. That was misinformed. I'm pretty sure I thought y'all got JM TV job, though.

Well, problem. That's how, that's where he stole. The heat story. Yeah. I was told about you guys. Yeah, it made it to a gawker. It made it to gawker. That was crazy.

That was what we aren't thinking by your boy. You know what I'm saying? That was here. That was great. So what were you all doing before this? For this? She selling weed in the Bronx. What was going on?

No, I worked actually worked in them. At one point, we were about to quit the podcast and like go back selling weed. Why? The shit was just not. You could have sold weed through the podcast. You know what? Because that's how you were like,

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slash idiots. Now let's get back to the show. I got a question. You said there was all these white people offended when they found out that he was white. Yeah. I got this theory on being offended on behalf of someone else.

Right. I feel like... Oh, white people are the best of that. See, we're the best of it. And it annoys the fucking shit out of me because I literally do not feel any of it at all. Right. But I think it's those are the real races.

And I think they're projecting their racism that they feel guilty about. Like, you know how they say, like, you know, if somebody calls someone gay all the time they might really be gay. You know what I mean? I think it's the same stuff of that. It's like you have to believe,

like let's say somebody says, hey, you know black people can't swim. And then some white guy goes, that's offensive. Stop it. If you don't believe that black people can't swim, why would that offend you?

You got to believe that shit a little bit. And now you're trying to protect yourself. Like, I don't want them to think that I believe this shit. Oh, this is really fucked up. You know what else it is? White people love telling other people what to do.

That's one of their biggest hobbies. You think it's like a master thing about it? It's not even a master thing about it. It's not even a mass thing. It's just white people are mad, fucking nosy and always want to tell you what to do. Like, you'll be at the supermarket and, like, say, I see Charlamagne eating grapes.

Yeah. Not putting them in the bag. You see them, you know, before it gets to the register. The average person would be like, oh, look, Charlotte-Bee in now, getting them grapes and shit. Yeah. What would your wife do?

Wouldn't she be like, hey? My wife's just me. Oh, she's been around you. Yeah, what was she got to pay for those? Or get the manager or something. Excuse me. I got that shit. I got a theory about a lot of those,

like slavery was actually a good program. But, no, no, no, listen to me. You got to say it. Okay, go. slavery was actually a good program. The whole, the concept of. Don't take my silence as a cosine to this argument. Anybody who's listening.

I do not agree with any of this nonsense. First of all, segregation was a great concept that's fully executed. That's number one. Because we all segregate ourselves. You don't want to be around a fucking bum-ass motherfucker. You don't want to be around a negative person. You don't want to be around certain people.

That's why you move in certain places. Slavery, right now is a lot of people. doing nothing, right? I don't mind as a devil playground. They're going to end up in prison anyway, which is a modern-day slave system. So why not just have them be slaves out here now? Because you need to get paid for it. They can get paid?

Morality. What do you think? Morality, that's why. Morality. What do you think? Morality. All jocis. What do you think? All right. All right. What do you think of a opera is from a foreign country? Is an opair from a foreign country? She's an indentious servant. She's a fucking is.

You never see them on the Upper East Side. I was looking at all day. at both foods. They come from foreign countries. They come from Sweden. They got tons of fucking money. First of all, they do not.

They speak perfect English. They come from Sweden. They got tons of money. They come to America. They fuck a bunch of dudes that have been circumcised. It's a fucking good deal for them. Basically, if you make 12 years of au pair, it's going to be a porno. This is not going to be a whole.

That's not going to be a sex slave. That's not a favorite. That's a great opportunity. It's an internship. It's an internship on American culture. I knew a woman who came from another country. I remember what country it was. She was working for somebody who shall remain nameless.

They treated this lady like so much shit that she went back to the agency and said, I would rather go, if she came from a fucked-up place, whatever it was, I would rather go back there. Somebody back to Bosnia. Another day in America living for these mothers. Let me ask you a question. When you fly your mom in to help raise your daughter when she's young,

is she a slave? That's your mom. That's not some chick from foreign country. She's not getting paid? She's raising your fucking kid. Who you don't let go out. You keep them in the fucking house. They let them go out.

What kind of old pairs they have is South Carolina? Now, after a woman out, this shit was from Jersey. And she treated her opal like Fior, D, shit. Oh, it was a piece of a woman. Maybe she's a piece of shit. Because they don't fuck. The women, fuck, nigga.

If you got to pick up, Merrill, come on. Imagine being a, imagine being a woman who just had a baby. You know what women look like after they have babies. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And now you got fucking Helga, the Swedish bikini model. With the very perty, very perky titty. Tight pussy.

That's real. That's real. You know what's like, coming in your shit. You know what I don't know what time it is. That's real. If it was you having the O' pair, I guarantee you that bitch would have had fucking, you know what I'm saying?

Go out whatever you want. Go ahead. Come out with us. We're going to the club. My sister's nanny. Yo. Bad? Yeah.

No. I mean, like ridiculously bad. Like, like Mori decoy in the back room. Yeah. Clearly some shit's being set up there. And I said to her husband, I was like, nigger. And he looked at me like, no.

Not even. I'm even. I don't look at her. She out of the room. I leave the room. I ain't stupid. Yeah. You don't know.

So you're telling me, y'all telling me, Y'all wouldn't want a slave? A slave? I would not want a slave. I would like, I would like, I want a white slave. Exactly. Yeah, I ain't say they had to be black. That's another problem.

Why would you want a white slave? Why would you want a white slave? Why would you want a white slave? So every nine, I could point to the heaven to be like Harriet Tubman, we made it. There you go. You got, you got a Kubian piece of shit. Reparations. You want reparations.

I want reparations. I just want to do fucked up things. Merrill, you wouldn't white slaves? Just going from there and face and break a Dave Matthew Vanney. But Harriet Tubman did what? She escaped. But she ran the. Underground Railroad, which was run by

White people. Where do you think they stopped at white people's houses? Who do you think they were hit by? White people. You're going to shout out to Harriet Tubman. She's going to look down like, yo, white people are the people that were helping me out. Harriet Tubman did all the heavy lifting.

Again, white people took it easy. It was like, oh, y'all trying to break out? Here, here's, you can Airbnb be our house on your way to Canada. Exactly. That's what it was. I'm not trying to get involved, but you know what this fresh linen's under their good luck. They were involved.

They were in their life. There was their life helping them out. He was like, you're like, listen, you can only women after eight do not use the top pillows. Mero, you wouldn't want a slave? I would, listen, man. Miro got mad kids. He would kill.

He would have, like, boss sleep. I would love a slave. Yeah, no, I would love a slave, but it would have to be a certain... He'd have a slave just to roll his blunt. Not a slave. We'll have to be a white person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why white?

Why is there so much white animosity, guys? Get over it. They won't white. Get over it. You went to the point out. You weren't a slave. This is white person. You weren't a slave.

Because white people are not holding you back. You are getting limited after thought of a vote. You know what I want as a white guy, I've never sat down to meeting and go, you know what we got to do? We got a whole Jesus back. No, we got a whole Jesus back from achieving his dreams. You created your porn girl on whatever site that was. Let them build their own. I don't want.

I want passive aggression towards white people to come out. I want, I want white slave. I want a band-aise on my skin color. I want it all, dude. I want it all. And that's when I know I make it, when I wake up and it becomes like mad white people in my kitchen like, Good morning, Mr. Deez. I'd be like, oh, talk to me, make my fucking.

eggs. You know why black guys love white women, really? Because that's the closest they get to owning the same. White women are so submissive. You understand when I get my white girlfriend every fucking night we're going to remake the scene from native son? I thought that was true. I thought that was true. Oh, you're married to a white woman. I thought that was true.

But I fucked up and I married a Jewish lady. Oh, I'm saying? It's different. Yeah, it's totally different. I thought it was like, oh, is white bitch, you're going to do everything I say. And then what I got like that? But I forgot to roll pennies for four play. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I'm saying. So you wouldn't want a slave?

My slave has to look. I don't want a slave. You know what I'm saying? Like a wolf blitzer. Imagine if you have Mitt Romney as your slave. Exactly. My fucking God. But no one would respect him.

He's a slave. He's a slave. But how good would I feel if I came home right now? I just throw my shit on the floor. Like Mitt, pick my shit. Not even. Willard. Pick my shit on.

Okay, sir. All you're getting, Butler. Right away, sir. Meads. Right away, sir. I have fucking Rudy Julianne is my chambermaid. Listen, honestly,

before this conversation, I didn't realize how great I had it. Yes. But you guys have put me on a pedal store. I didn't realize I was better than you before you guys told me. Listen, it's not. You're not. No, I'm better because you need a white slave. So in your head, I'm better than you.

I don't need a black slave. We're warning you. Like, you guys, why can you guys got like four years? You got some shit before the shit. You got some shit. I'm at the point now. You guys are going to be able to know. I'm making enough money.

I'm going to have Andrew Sharks as my fucking slave. You don't want a black slave because a black slave isn't good enough. A white slave is that hot shit. That's the farron. Nah, dog, black slaves are played out, bro. Exactly, that's my point. You need that new new, you need that new news. I didn't realize we were that hot shit.

Black slaves are like STTO, right? You know what I think now? Black presidents. Black CEO. Yeah. Black slaves played out. I know, but I didn't realize I had that much value, man. I go walking around treating everybody like equals.

I didn't realize it. I had a conversation with this dude who is an American dude. Yeah. And like, he was saying some shit. Like I said, it was something was happening where it was like, man, America's fucked up. and everybody's just kind of like saying how fucked up America is

and racist and blah blah blah and I was like man I'm fucking you know how the niggas always threatening to leave the country I'm man I'm gonna move to DRA fuck this you know what I'm saying this dude try to be like well you know what I'm saying

what is the difference because he's like yo Dominican's a racist blah blah blah blah listen man if you go anywhere in D R Jesus could go anywhere in Dior if he doesn't open his mouth

nobody's not gonna know that he's not Dominican yeah you know what I'm saying so there's not the Knicks hat and Tim's won't give it away they might be like oh he's from New York okay you're saying they're not gonna be like

he's not Dominican So there's no, it's not a weird thing. Like if you put me, me, if I go walk into some like country club at Beverly Hills right now, niggas gonna look at me like, what fuck is this guy? Yeah, because you're gonna pull up in a Honda accord with a fucking Dominican flag wrapped around it. You guys want to be Dominican.

You want to be Dominican. Even if I came to win the Jay Cruz fucking trousers. Even if he cleaned up, you still look at him and be like, yo, that's the Dominican in the suit. Like, yeah, watch that. No, get it away from me. Absolutely, but you can't have both. You can't have, I want to have pride in my culture,

and this is my culture, and that's what I want to be known as. and call yourself and refer to yourself as only Dominican and then when people call you Dominican go, that's fucked up, I'm an American. I want to be treated as such. You just said in the beginning that you were Dominican, you guys have pride in your culture. So then you can't ask for both.

Like I call myself an American. I don't call myself Scottish. You know what I mean? Right, obviously, right. You know what I'm saying? So white people we associate with America, we don't associate, nobody goes like, oh, I'm German, I'm this.

Now Jewish white people, Jewish people call themselves Jewish and they're treated as Jews. Right, people call them Jews. So you decide who you are. If you want to be, I can't be like, I'm American. Motherfocus is like, nah, dog, your name is your last name.

I could. You know why I think it's different? Because, like, y'all still hold on to your coaches. That's what I just said. But that's the whole point of this whole cut. That's the shit with America. Like, if you go to D.R. Niggas of Dominican.

If you go to Germany, niggas are German. If you go to French, niggas a French. It's like, when I used to stay out in England, people look at me, they're not going to go, oh, you're American. Versus black and then they're trying to figure out if I'm from fucking Monaco or Morocco or some African country, they'll be like, oh, I'm American. But you, if you pop up in England and people, you're like, oh, he's not from England,

they'd be like, oh, he's American, right off the rip. Yeah, but that's a numbers thing. Why are there more white people in America? Because of migration. No, because you guys killed out the Indians. No, because of immigration. We've had immigration wave. Listen, no, no, no, no.

Listen, there was one immigration of black people forced. And then there was immigration. One vote. One neighborhood. Clavory was not immigration. Listen, there was one. The immigration is if you came to America through Ellis Island and niggins check you for tick.

If you were painting on the bottom of a ship, that's not immigration. That's not immigration. Whatever. The slave fucking ships brought some black people. Okay. Slave train. After that, no more black people came. White people have been coming to America since you have migrated.

You have immigrations from Europe. You have Russia, German. This is World War I, World War II. The reason there's more white people is not because we've been fucking more is because more white people have come into the country. But there's more people that could consider these of white. You know what I'm saying? Because they can't.

Because they can't. Because they can't. Because they can. You have to understand when Irish people first came and what were they considered? Irish. They were considered Irish. They were like, you're not white,

you're fucking Irish. Italians, you're not fucking white. You're fresh off the boat. You're a whopping or whatever it is. And then they just became part of this white culture. So that's the thing with me in America is there's no such thing as an American. You know what I'm saying? Exactly.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? There's no such thing as an American. The only people I can be like, yo, I'm American is fucking chief sitting bull and all of them. Because they've been here. And they're not. No, no, he brings up a Gary and good boys.

Because I always say, Like, they all say black people don't know their culture. A lot of white people don't know their culture. I don't know my culture. You don't know what to fuck you from. But we're all American. That's the idea of America. At least where I'm from, in New York, like, anybody can claim America and then you claim

some other shit second. But if you decide to claim some other shit first, then people are going to treat you with that. But see, that's not true because black Americans are black. For example, if you're black in America, America is really when you think about black and white. And then everybody else kind of goes along with it, right? But if you see a black to an American, somebody's not going, I think he's from St.

Lucha. That looks like a St. St. Lucian. He goes, oh, that's a black American. But if you have a black avatar on Twitter and you say something white people don't like, what's the first thing they say? Nigger.

Yeah. That's the first thing they say, right? If you don't like it in America, why don't you go to fuck you name? Okay. I don't know why's you the thing from. Because they don't know where we come from because no one gives a fuck.

No one. Nobody gives a fuck to be like, yo, white person, go back here. No, it's because nobody cares about our history. But then we all come to rap. Look, for example. People came for that. But they're not going to play.

White people. Perfect example. When I said I was Scottish to you, right? I said you did a great Scottish accent, right? You immediately afterwards, after I said you did a great Scottish action, you're like, yeah, his Irish accent was on point. That's what minorities do when white people we tell you where we're from. You just fucking tell me what minorities do you.

You just pick the next closest country. How fucking. And then you go, oh yeah, that works perfectly. Ireland. You know what I mean? Nobody cares about our past. You can't judge us on our past. Are you going to let Ya'Cube's children talk to you that way?

Graduate from Congress. Cassidy State. It's how I do it. Don't fucking forget it. When I talk to Al's always coming this way. Let Al know. Come my fucking down. Al don't have enough weight to come that way right now.

Al needs to eat a little bit. Tie this shit. Okay. But now, at the end of the day, there's no such thing as an American. Like, there's people, like, I don't consider myself an American. I live in America, but I'm Dominican. I didn't even speak English until I went to school. You know what I mean?

So it's like. Sure. And, like, I don't think. I do think there's such thing as Americans. If you were born here, you're in American. I think so. If you were raised here, you could come here two years. years old. If you're raised here, you're an American. If you grow

up with the culture. I don't know if you were born here, that's all we know. All we know is American culture. What is the most American shit you could think of? Apple pie. Apple pie. Apple pie. Apple pie was invented by Indians. Break it down, mirror. You know what I'm saying? What is the next most? Motherfucking hamburger was invented in Germany. I don't give a fuck.

But, okay, we appropriated stuff from around the world, but that don't mean that we don't have our culture is young. A way, Way younger. It's like we don't even have culture. That's what I say. When I go to Europe, there is no fucking culture.

Like all white people. 50% of us. 50% of us want guns. 50% of us don't want guns. If you go to, if you go to, England, if you go to these places,

the racism isn't the same. It's culturalism. It's like, yo, are you down with this English shit? Are you down with this French shit? Are you down this Norwegian shit? If you're not, we don't like you. It's not, I don't like the color of your skin.

Do you know what I'm saying? It's a cultural difference. It's, hey, you're going to, I can't agree with that. I'm telling you. I used to stay out in London. It's not like, though. My boy was just lived in, he said,

they're racist as shit in London. He said the racism. My boy. I used to stay out in Brixton, like, where they keep all the poor fucking blacks. My boy, black dude was just there. Yeah, I've been around, dog. What?

What'd you live in London for? I've lived in life. I'll live a life you could write a book on, dog. Everybody's trying to figure out how old you are. I'm out there. I'm out there. What you were living in London for? I used to do some shit for domain names and shit.

Really? Yeah, man. It don't add up. When you hear the whole story It add up, but you gotta buy the book. That's what the podcast is for for you to tell the whole story. Yeah, man, we got extra time.

What's going on? It's like you're going back and forth. You might be old enough to be racist and I understand it. At first I thought you were young. I used to be selling up in the council houses and the birds. The birds were dope in London.

That's why you know what I was. I don't want to blow it up. He might be old enough to have experienced some really fucked up old racism. You know, my first day in England. I held the door open for this lady. I was like, yo, nice country. Then the niggis is not racist, whatever.

this bitch gonna spin around and be like, what a polite colored boy. Wow. That's deep. How old is she? That's culture, though. How old is she?

She couldn't have been older than 40. That's not racism, though. Maybe that's what they call black people. I don't know. Yeah, because no one, like, you don't go, like, black people in England don't be like, I'm colored.

That's some revisionist. Hey, you know what? I don't want to be called black, but you know, I'm still calling you colored. You know who fucked it up? All those other rude colored people out there in England. That's who really fucked up.

You know what it is? It's like the Africans. Africans? Yeah, yeah. Try to throw my Africans. You know, I just wanted to say that and look around the room and see you'll fuck agreed with me.

That shit ain't right. I don't even know what you're, I don't even know what's happening right now. I tuned out like 20 months out. I went to London. They showed mad love. I didn't even notice. I really did.

My boy said it was way more racist in America than in London. He lived in London for two years. I watched this small town, tiny, tiny town outside of London. Like, the shit is called, what is it called? Didcock.

Shout out to Didcott massive. There's no black people. Dikcock, massive? Didcot. That's the name. Dickcock. All the thing I got is like one BP gas station and a nuclear factory they don't use no one.

And what fuckers in that town was like, yo, stay here. We're having a party. So I'm staying in for the party. Maybe two hours in. They brought the only other black person within like two towns over to meet me. Wow.

And they're like, yeah. They wanted you to have a friend. They wanted you. What are the fuck? What about what was this piece of offering? What are we going to talk about? Right, chicken recipes is Jamal. You're seeing the new EastEnders?

What is this? Talk about black kids. And she's looking at me. I'm like, does they do this offer? You're like the first other black person I've ever seen. How do you know she hasn't been looking for some black dick for fucking years? And finally some black dick landed in this little show. They were trying to get y'all to make.

They wanted y'all to be the Adam and Eve of London. And why? Because they were trying to bring slavery back. Why everything has to be so racist? Why can't you look at the world without a racist lens? You know why? Because the world is racist, my brother. If you see it that way, if you choose to not see it, it does not have to be.

You know what it is? You know what's the biggest lie science tells you? Feed off of racism. The biggest lie science tells us that all the colors are in the color white. Talk to him. Talk to him. It's not true. comes from black.

What colors are in the color black? Nothing. Black is supposed to be the absence of everything. That's absolutely true. You see that? You see the levels of that? You see how they try to get, do you know, my brother?

Talk to him, man. Exposed white man's true knowledge. You saw things through a racial lens a little while ago because you didn't want them to have white slaves, show. Say again. You didn't want them to have white slaves. No, you weren't. I'm not fine with them wanting to have slaves that are white.

Do you see what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? It's a dumb, but that's cool. I'm still going to answer. Because I-I-this tonight and typing in Caucasian plus sign slaves. That's right. Get that.

Listen, we really need to really think about this slave thing. Because we need to not think about slavery. As everybody continues to grow here, you're going to get more money. You're going to start doing things like hiring maids, maybe, a butler and opair. That's just nice slavery. That's all it is. They're not nice-sla-knit. You can leave when they're going.

The house-niggas got treated pretty okay. You don't have to fuck them. I don't really. Those nugs got fucked them, too. They did, but not as bad at the field. Like, yo, if you were a house nigga, though, think about being a house nigga, though. And that feeling, that internal shit. You know what I mean?

Like, maybe you're not getting whipped. No, they're still getting whipped. Or whatever. But let's just say hypothetically, like, just to go along with Charlamy saying, like, let's hypothetically they'll say they're not getting, you're right. Thank you. That inner shit of like, damn, my niggas is out there getting fucked up. You know what I mean?

Like, let's say me and you are homies. I'm the house nigger though, because I'm light skating. And you out there picking kind like a motherfucker. And I'm just like, damn, they fucking Charlam ain't up. And I look at the window. while I'm making fucking grits or whatever for Massa, and they got you tied to a tree, and I'm like, damn, that's my homie dog.

Damn. That's not, I'd be cooking the grits. Like, I told that nigga to listen. That nigga would have just listened. He'd been in his house with me. This niggas. Oh, he wants his freedom. What's wrong with you?

And then you start showing him your back has no scars on it. Like, oh. What's the big deal? They're just going to separate your family, don't. Listen, you'll eventually see them. You'll eventually see the media. Like, this niggas all look alike anyway. Now, let me go.

Mess is Chris's Bernie. Oh, my goodness. What happened when y'all got called by MTV? What was that feeling like? That feeling I was like Did some sort of fucking scam These things are setting us up Who called you?

Who called you? Who did that's up first? We got, it was like... Dara? Yeah, I think it was Dara and Kada. Racism. She looked out.

Yeah, that's fucked up. It's always terrible when a person of one specific race helps out other people Now hold on, Desus, why you didn't get mad when Dara called? You didn't know Dara was black at the time probably.

Her name was like Dara. You thought it was Dara. You thought it was Dara. Yeah. When you got to be mad. that you didn't think? Oh, so they sent the one black girl here. No, she was there.

She was like, oh, I'm big fan. I was like, of course, because you're black. Yeah. But then, you know, they sit in the room and there's like, two white guys. They're like, okay, be funny. Like, well, no, fuck down, niggas. Read the tweets. What fuck this look like?

You said, no fucking audition, MTV? Well, who hurt you, Desus? What white man or white woman hurts you? This is all of them. All of them. All of them. I can feel like, man. I can feel like, man.

I'm the happy one. I'm the angry. You know what it is? Because you're married to a white woman. Because what people don't realize is Jamaica was a breaker island, which means the most hard-headed... Yeah, I know. That's why everything is fucking...

Gun-finger. All of my fucking bloodline is just disrespectful, fucking hard-headed slaves that never even made it to America. So I'm rep for all of them. So it's my job. Every day I wake up and I say, I'm going to be a pox on white America's fucking ass. And motherfuckers still gave me an MTV deal.

What if it wasn't a little man? Keep it real, Jesus. Right. Talk to him. But what if it wasn't that? What? I was like, yeah. I was thinking about the fuck of all our cars.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, nigga. Talk to him. Black Israel, I'm the black Israelite that's in the back and shit. I don't got the wrestling belt on. I'm just chilling in the back, low-key. Like, yeah, go ahead.

Talk to him, brother. Get him. If this MTV shit don't work out, you're going to see me on 34 street. Cursion that white people. Get those white devils. Genetic recessive white devil. I'm just working with my child here.

Now, is it, is it? Do you feel like in a way, Do you feel like in a way you're picking on someone who can't really fight back? White people? When you, when you pick on white people,

it's kind of pulling. Did he just ask me if I feel sorry for white people? No, no, no, no, let me finish my question. Let me, let me, let me finish my question. White people really can't, like, I might be outspoken for a white dude, but most white people are just going to go, oh, you're right, black guy,

I feel really bad about being white. Oh, you're so funny, you're so funny. You're so funny. I'm not going to confront you physically. physically when I can fuck you mentally, emotionally, financially. But how many white people can really do that? What, 0.001%? Most of his white followers are probably just going to disagree

because I feel bad about being white. And being white and shitty shitty and being white and shitty. So my point is, so my point. Paul Richie and Chris McCawsey can fuck their life up right now. Not really. Yeah, they had a fire. How they couldn't? Before them they were doing fine.

But before them, they were doing fine. We were doing fine. Listen, a white person is, you're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing fine by you. She was divorced you. But my point is. My wife could take me far.

right, nigga, fuck it my whole life. But she's white. She could. Yo, the average white person can fuck you over in wage you don't even How, no. How, no. That yelp review,

nigga might, like, fucking tell you, like, fuck up your SD store. Let's be, let's check this out. My point is, I feel like when it's like, we criticize white people now, it's easy because you know nobody's going to say

and be real back. Let me tell you, I always told this to white people. Don't get mad at anything that I say, that Jesus says about white people because white people run the fucking earth, nica, y'all niggas is the bosses of the world. You know what it is?

You're married to a white woman That's your best excuse. That's all you gotta say is I'm married to a white woman. Listen, but that's not even it. Because like, yo, how could you be mad? That's like people be, like, I can talk shit about Michael Jordan all day. At the end of the day, that motherfucker's like, dog, I just sold this fucked up sneaker design.

I'm about to make a billion dollars off the shit. Fuck you know, me gay. So it's like, white people, you can't get mad because young nigs run the world. But what white people? Who are these white people? I don't know these white people. I don't know these white people. I don't know these white people.

I don't know these white people. Who are the white people? Who are these white people? There's like a 0,000, 0.001% of white people are in the world. Right? I don't know Ryan. God bless Ryan C. God bless Ryan.

The rest of us don't know, Ryan. We, you think that we have like discussions amongst these. They didn't want nothing to do with me. I'm Dominican to them. We have black people meeting. I'm fucking. But white people don't. That's my point.

White people don't come out of together. Because it's too many of y'all. There's too many of you. But no, we don't. Because it's too many of you. You guys communicate out of necessity. Because there's only a handful. Like I know if I want to meet up with Charleney and talk about something.

Every third Thursday of the month, You guys have your meeting. Exactly. We get all shit together. Don't let Don Lemon in. You don't got to do that because y'all wait. Now, show, I'm going to be honest with you. If they are, if they are white people meetings, you ain't invited, though.

I'm not. You're over here with us. I know. The racial draft, you got over here with us, though. Trust me, man. I'm with them. You got on Tim's. You got on Tim's and you got your fucking shirt button.

You got on a Mexican. He got on when the revolution come because I'm going to be running with the machete. I'm like, is any of the Kardashians single right now? I know Tiger's fucking a 70-01. Yeah. Oh, God. I can't wait.

Did that Kylie or Kevin? Kylie. Kylie is one that got Tilly's another one. And then the other one is Kendall. So you got Kendall, though? You're black enough for fucking Kendall. I would be a letdown for the family,

but I might, I might can make that happen. All I'm saying, it's just, I don't think nobody wants to be profiled. That's all this. And I think sometimes with black people, of course, we're always profiled just for being black with thugs,

with this, with bullshit, is whatever. We're profiled too. It's just our profile is better. Y'all are profiled as the devil. No, we're profiled is good. Whenever you see a white guy, he's probably doing his job, or he's fucking doing whatever.

People look at y'all. People look at white people as evil. And I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't want to be, you don't want to hold that. You don't want to be held to that standard, right? Say what? You don't want to be held to that standard. I don't give a fuck. Okay.

I don't give a fuck. I don't care if you look at me as evil or not evil because I don't think you're going to stop me from doing anything. The problem is you guys really think that some white coalition is stopping you from doing it. You know, I don't think. It's not a white coalition dog. It's just like, like, shall me say earlier, like the culture of this country. You know what I mean? think that shit is a safety blanket.

Like I always hear people saying that shit and that shit is so convenient, you know, like I wish I could, if I failed, have some shit like, man, fuck, if I wasn't white, then I would make it. I mean, like, this shit is so easy. No, no, no, no. It's not personal. When I say, if I fail at something personally, and it's like, that's all you. That's all me. But if I go

into get to an interview or something like that and there's, you know, me versus a white dude and the white dude gets the job, even if we have the same resume or the same qualifications, just because the dude that's hiring is a white dude. And he's like, Let me hide this dude that's like me. But that might happen.

And then there might be times where they want a dude that looks like you. But you got to, not every time. But not every time a white dude. But not every time a white dude gets hired over you, it's racist. Maybe he's better for the job than you. Oh, yeah. No, that's not every time. But then it doesn't happen is crazy.

Oh, absolutely. It absolutely happens. But at the same time, you might get hired over a white dude for a certain job because, hey, the guy, they just wanted Dominican. They want some diversity. They want these things. All these things happen. They want some swag.

They want a white dude. Security guard at Sprintonetress as fucking umbrella lounge. You can't nobody roll a rap like a Dominican. Oh my God. Tell you, man. If you want a bad cab driver. I'll drive up a mountain with no snow ties. I got a turn.

Let's do it. In a Lincoln town car. No fucking break in a car. No fucking brake. He's fine on the hill. Like, oh, Bobby, we're right there, right here. Leave through the left. Lean through the left.

Fuck. I don't, I don't, I don't even close. I got a fucking camping tie on the shit. Listen, I think we got to stop saying white privilege. And we should just say white favor. And what I mean by that is they make up 64% of the population. Right. So a lot of the times when you say things like a white person got hired over me,

who would you hire if you were in that position? Would you hire another Dominican or would you hire a white person? But would he ever be in that, would he ever be in that position to make that choice? That's the thing. I think Merrill's got a good head on the shoulder as he could. Now, me personally, I would just hire a person that's most qualified for the job. But all I'm saying is a favor. Because if somebody comes to me and they say, you're from South Carolina,

I'm going to pay them a little more attention. So that's where I'm from. You know what I'm saying? That's how you bond. Somebody say, y'all, I'm a Nick fan. Oh, shit, I fuck. the next two. You might be an A.k.a. Whatever. Fucking

the same sorority of the nigga that own the company. He's going to look at you. He's going to give you a little more favor. I think that's the same thing it is with white people, yeah. I don't even believe it depends. I don't believe it's privilege. Like, you're white. You get the job. No, it's just faithful. I think it depends on the situation. For example, we had a guest on you last week that was really amazing. His name was

Tax Stone, right? And he, black dude from Brooklyn, had this amazing kind of life. The stories that you told were fucking mind-boggling to me. Taxone can't get a job, no way. Now, he might not be able to get a job anywhere. But for me, I would way prefer that guest than some fucking white dude that might not have had that crazy life. That's just me

personally, I would prefer him as a guest. It's way more entertaining. And at the end of the day, what was his stories? Was it like, yo, I went to Africa and saved the giraffe. Nice. I was a baby. I shot a nigga in the head. But would have that life or the life of some rich white guys? Or a rich black guy. Or a rich black guy. Who doesn't have to worry about that? Or a rich

Dominican guy? It's not like there aren't rich black and Dominicans out there. There's plenty. I think I wouldn't think of enough to know that there's rich black people. That's all I'm saying. somebody out there. He earned him. He earned him. He earned him. He earned him. He earned his slaves. He got a riot carry on some slavery show. Word up. You know what I'm saying? Nick Cannon is the American dream.

Nick, it took her vocals, niggins. Wow. Wow. Like, Nick be your vocal, bitch. I'm taking those. I tell people all the time, you can call Nick Corny, whatever. What's wrong, man, Corny then? Never. Never. That nigga's laughing. Yo, listen, John to Nickinney. We was in, I was out there with him in L.A. And drumline two had dropped. You know what I'm saying? And he was in the studio watching the shit. And he's like, yo, this, you know what I'm saying, talking about, critiquing it or whatever.

At the same time, he's on Twitter looking at dimensions. And they're killing it. You know what that nigga did? Last. Yo, look at that. Like, they're talking crazy about my shit. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He doesn't care.

He don't give a shit. The check clear. You can't give a shit. You're talking about him. You know what I mean? Like, that's not even about the money. It's like, that's your art. Yeah.

You put that out there. You put that out there. You can do about it. It's for public consumption. Yeah. It's to be critiqued. It's vulnerable putting shit out there, man. I don't even care.

That's what they can say all the time. Yo, Merrill, oh, you corny, or this is corny, or Jesus is corny, or Jesus is corny. People never say Jesus is corny. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You never say that shit. You never in a million years. People say it.

But then like, so then I'm like, I don't care. You know what I don't care? You know what I mean? Because like, don't follow the same people. No, no. I haven't told me that shit. No, I got Google for that shit. Let me get turned out of that shit.

I'm like, turn on your occasion, coward. He doesn't care about that shit. I get more involved with, like, people saying, like, yo, I got to learn to not care. You got to learn to not give a fuck. You know what I'm saying? And as you grow in this business, because I read YouTube comments and I read mentions and the shit.

You're going to be six tomorrow after Guy Coat from here tonight. You know what I'm saying? But now I don't care. Now I'm like, you can't tell me shit. Now I'm like, you can't tell me shit. Because I was just in the bar and niggas had the TV on and my face was on the TV. So suck my whole dick. That's all tonight.

Trulling him. Yeah, I want you all to really pay attention to God Code. It comes on 1130. That's right. 1130 after walling out. If Miro is not funny on that shit, shit on him so bad, because he's bullshit and talk

but he don't give a fuck no more. Control. The shit out of him. Make sure you add us and let us know that Meryl is not shit, please. You can meet me on Tremont and I hear you the fucking fade. Motherfucker. Right outside the fucking donuts.

Right inside the fucking potatoes. Pages shit. And the sad part is I'd have to back Miro up. You know what I'm saying? Like if you're like, oh, Meryl's trap, blah blah blah and I'll be like I'm gonna go Duff this nigga out for talking shit about me on Twitter I'm like I can't really close on that

Because we're both from the wrongs with time you want me to be there Now these is as a militant black man Do you think murals a sell out for being married to a white woman? Yes No it makes things difficult for me Because when like say we're recording the podcast And the revolution pops off I gotta kill his wife

I got to kill his wife So he knows that I'm not bullshin around Of white people know it She gets a pass She's married to me she's a past If anything she's destroying what I'm fighting for by making mixed kids. Mixed kids.

Listen, now, you know what? You're a little fucking mixed kids. Quick children come through. And I can't tell if they black or white. You're going to upset the whole apple cart, niggas. He's like, this thing looks white, but look at his nose. Right.

Gonna have to get the paper bag test. That's going to be the whole world in 2050. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to get this shit started now. That's what's going to end racism. They're going to find out of racial children. No, biracial children. Is that the other side,

Willow Smith and Jaden Smith? Things are not going to get better. Are you kidding me? No. Imagine the whole world full of jadins, man. Imagine the knowledge being spread. They're going to be fighting over legacy then. Amen.

Their legacy is that of, they're going to say my legacy is that of white people, so we're still superior. That's what they're going to happen. That's what the Dominican said. You think your kids are going to be more inclined to rep Dominican or Jew? Dominican. My kids, not my kids. Listen to these coach.

Listen to these coach. Teach them better. Teach him better, me. Don't in their whole entire life has said, I'd rather be Dominican than Jewish. Exactly. Teach them better, man. No way. No one.

I would say that. No one. I would say that. Now, you know what the beautiful thing is. They can be both. They can. Because Jewish is not a race. No, because Jewish people are quiet.

Actually, now, they're 100% Jewish. No, no. They're 100. Now, look at him. You're talking about it. Your kid is 100% Jewish. He don't got no basis. He don't got that.

When you think other Jewish people are saying when Sean comes to the synagogue with the Yama? Exactly. Because I think, all right, Sean leads. They're like, you know what? This nigger. Because some niggas woke up one day. What, them niggis woke up one day.

They're like, this nigga that shot up the club. It's Jewish now? It's different. You're, if you're only Jewish if you're only Jewish if you come from the vagina. That's right. And your wife is Jewish. You don't have to be Jewish. I don't have to be. So your kids are 100% Jewish and they can't say shit about it. But somebody tell him Maris Sotomay

because he ain't come out of the business. Nobody's taking that seriously. That's what I'm saying. These things woke up one day were like, I think I'm going to be Jewish. My great, great, great grandfather on my mother's side saw a Jewish woman in the bodega one, so that means I'm Jewish. Nobody takes them serious. Nobody takes them serious. They have no Jewish privilege. They don't. My kids may be have, you know what I'm saying? They might

have Jewish privilege. They might be able to rock. When I went, when my first son was about to be born. We went to the OB and the OB was a Jewish lady. Like, for real Jewish. Like, they wear the wigs and shit. Yeah. And was like, yo, looks at me and says, yo, no offense. I was like, okay, what she about to say? Like, well, white people come up to you and say, no offense, they're about to disrespect the shit out of

you. So she goes to no offense. I was like, all right, cool, I'm going to have to clap this bitch at the OB's office in Englewood, New Jersey. You know what I'm saying? So she says, no offense, but, you know, your children are Jewish. I was like, how do you think that? Why would you be offended by it? Why would I be, number one, why would it be offended? But, okay, because, and then she broke it down for me. you know, in the Jewish faith,

when the mother's Jewish, the child is Jewish. I was raised Catholic. And the Catholic religion, if your father's Catholic, you're Catholic. So my kids are Catholic Jews. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, and the whole Jewish is like,

like, I was saying, it's not a race. So my kids could be Dominican and Jewish. I know Dominican Jews. Shout out to Adam Newhouse. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's, and that's kind of wavy.

Because you can, you can rep the Dominican shit. Yeah. And then you can also rep your Jewish shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? And you get accepted, you could kind of ride the fence that way.

But at least you know your coach. And I'm going to raise my kids constantly. They're going to be in the same parochial school. And I'm going to be like, yo. Every time you see me. You're going to put your kids in Hebrew school, nigger? You know what? Just to get mad at you?

I will. I'm going to have a little Amari Stadamai. You want to see my son a little goon with the little fucking curls and some Tims. That nix is going to be pumping his fist like this during Shabb like, yo, I'm going to fuck this nigga up. As soon as that a nigga get the fucking passover plate, I'm going to hit that nigga. So what's up with you motherfuckers podcast, man? You know what I'm saying?

We're not a hate this right now. But we come back. You know what I'm trying to make sense. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm like two pop we got locked up? What would a rapper say? You interview a lot of rappers. What would a rapist say if they're in between deals?

Like, you know, I got a lot of things on the table. Yeah, exactly. We got a lot of things on the table. A lot of crazy. You know what I'm saying? We take a little time off to work on my craft. We're working on some projects. You know what I mean?

We got some dope shit. You know what I mean? Just stuff, you know, diversifying and, you know, just coming out with a quality. We want to get my head right. We want to be in the right. Mental space for when we do come back. Shout at the 50th for using the word I'm in this space

8,000 times in every interview. I'm in a really good space right now with these headphones. But no, we got to bring the, we definitely got, we're definitely, because the people want the podcast. They're on our Instagram. They're on the Twitter. Where is it? Where is it?

Go fuck y'all niggas up. I don't know about that last one. Like, threatening us to bring back to the podcast. I don't understand how that would work. You know, people want to, and if we find the right venue for it, we definitely will bring it back. My name. I'm speaking network, baby.

All right. Hey, I'll look. contracts, man. You got to see the contract. It's always writing a contract right now. Contracts. Handshakes, man. I do this shit for a wet roast and a limerita.

I think that you guys need to get permission from the white man first before you do it. We do. That's the reason why we got to took it off the air. That's where the anger is. The white man said, no. You know what? These guys, they're disruptive and they're problematic. Get them off the air ASAP.

That's the problem. They couldn't find a way to monetize our militancy. That's right. That shit only works when they can make money off the revolution. You can only hate white people when white people can make money off you. That's the only white hate we allow. So you're at guide code every Wednesday 1130, D.J. Samara, two new members of the cast. What else y'all got cooking over there?

Joking off in April. That's going to be such a good. That's a lot of good. That's going to be such a lot of shit. Oh, I'm going to have to change my number. It's going to be dope. And what else are you working on over there? We got, we got shit for the summer.

Yeah, man. Got the mixtape on deck. Do we got a mix tape coming out? Yeah, everyone got mixed tape. Well, give me your Twitter. and all that good stuff, man. Tell him what to find you. Well, you can find me at the Kid Meryl.

You know what I'm saying? Spell just like that. T-H-E-K-I-D, M-E-R-O. You know what I'm saying? On Instagram, same handle. You know what I mean? Where else am I? You know what I'm saying?

I'm on East Tremont, usually, you know what I'm saying? I'm the guy with the Pelle. You know what I'm saying? A two-tone du Rack in 2015. Holla. You know what I'm saying? D's nice. Twitter name is Dominican Jew.

Find me out there. Jesus nice. D's nice on Twitter. D's nice. Shit. I'm on Twitter. If you can find me on Twitter, you'll find me on some other shit. You find this thing on Twitter by accident.

Yeah, like, if you see a dog with a ski mask on, look like he's about to do a home invasion, that's me. Just follow all the Beatles fans that are pissed the fuck all. Follow the trail of white tears to my altar. That's where I'm at, brother. That's me right there. You see my new show coming on MTV 2 called Kill Whitey? Forget out.

It's just in the pilot stage right now. You know what's funny? One of the first pilots I did with MTV 2 was me and Duval. it was a show called Weekends with Whitey. Oh. And they was taking us and putting us in white situations. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Needless to say, it didn't get picked. Didn't get picked. Probably for the better. Nealus to say it didn't get picked. I was shocked the name, Clint. Listen. Listen, I was, there ain't no way he's going through. They'd be like, we'll love it.

We'll love it. That's a working title, right? Weekends with Whitey. Okay, let's explore that. For that. Shout out to everybody at MTV Tutto, man. They've been really good. MTV 2. Our home. That's our home, baby.

The double-headed dove. Shout out to Viacom for the very powerful Friday in the Lodge with the wings. Words. Words. Listen. Shout out to Viacom for being the Drake to our stripper. You know what I'm saying? Hooked up. Word up. You know what I'm saying? I'd be writing ballads that night. Hell yeah. Merrill, you don't got a copy. Thank you guys so much

for coming through. That's for having to come. We've been waiting to get on this for a minute. Pause. You did great, man. And when you all start y'all new Deas and Merrill podcast on the last week of network, we definitely come in the fuck with. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Definitely. So as always, if you listen to this show and you think we're smart and intelligent and know what the fuck we're talking about, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.

If you've been listening to this show and you think we don't know what the fuck we're talking about, especially when it comes to racism, segregation and slavery. And uncut dicks. And uncut dicks. You think we're just a bunch of idiots. You're right, too. See, that the, calling it an uncun dick makes it suss. Calling an uncut. Okay, so calling it an uncut dick makes it sense.

Not the whole 15-minute discussion we had about baby dicks. You know what's crazy? Not niggas are really thinking the niggas show each other That was a joke Nah, they do that shit Don't lie Who told you a little

You co-s on it You co-signed it You co-signed it I thought he was playing Nah I was like This thing is I'm like

Where is he gonna go With this joke There's a breaking news banner Right now Univision He gave out our secret I was I was wondering

Don't pull back on that shit Do not pull back The only thing I pulled back That's it That's it I'm