The Brilliant Idiots - Ignorance Is Chablis

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

In this week's episode, Charlamagne tha God and Andrew Schulz dive into their signature chaotic discussions. They’re talking everything from Charlamagne's intense love for Taylor’s mom’s pie, the art of aging and staying healthy in your 40s, and how political strategies seem to be crafted just to drive everyone a little mad. They also tackles the internet’s obsession with building up celebrities just to tear them down, dissecting why society’s thirst for drama seems bottomless. They discuss Kamala Harris’s podcast tour, shifting views on race in politics, and why both sides of the aisle seem hell-bent on exhausting us all. Sprinkle in some thoughts on masculinity, social media groupthink, and more!! Chapters 00:00 Celebrating Birthdays  02:58 Reflections on Aging and Life's Blessings 06:11 Health, Wellness, and the Reality of Aging 08:58 The Nature of Success and Public Scrutiny 11:50 The Cycle of Building Up and Tearing Down 15:06 The Primal Instincts of Society 17:59 The Cost of Success and Public Perception 20:47 The Evolution of Media and Public Discourse 23:47 Political Strategies and Audience Engagement 27:07 The Role of Black Voters in Elections 29:45 The Impact of Podcasting on Political Discourse 33:06 Comedy, Politics, and Public Perception 40:22 Analyzing Comedic Premises and Punchlines 43:15 Political Implications of Comedic Content 46:03 The Role of Humor in Political Discourse 49:22 Trump's Political Strategy and Public Perception 52:55 Diversity in the Republican Party 55:37 The Charisma Factor in Politics 58:59 Public Exhaustion with Political Rhetoric 01:01:46 The Illusion of Truth in Society 01:04:42 Misinformation and Public Trust 01:17:52 The Dynamics of Political Discourse on Media 01:20:22 Debating Perspectives on American Identity 01:24:47 The Role of Foreign Opinions in American Discourse 01:30:24 Statues and Their Representations in Society 01:37:01 Political Rallies and Public Perception 01:44:10 Personal Stories and Reflections on Life 01:57:30 Celebrating Milestones and Humor in Life ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, Shalaman the guy. Andrew Shope. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. And we are in here on a Wednesday, October 30th, it's Hezhe's born day. Happy born day, Hezai. Thank you, thank you.

I usually hate my birthday, but you guys are doing a great job of making me feel good. I went through the fucking, well, I told Taylor to go to the liquor store. I'm like, yo, get them some Aces Spage, some more wett, Jose Doves like, no, get him. Shablis.

Shablis. Some white wine. Some white wine. Some white beano. What you know about that? Oh, can I say one thing real quick? Cheers. Cheers.

To be in a fragel maggot. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Fuck it is. Yo, fragel maggot is just amazing. It's just amazing that we say this on the pod every single week. And of all the things that they clip out and the different media sources use against us, they still don't know what fragel maggot means.

Fraggle maggot, man. It don't mean nothing. It don't mean nothing. It don't mean nothing. It don't mean nothing at all. Brewing an idiotous language. Speaking of fraggle maggots, y'all see Tim Walsh all playing Call of Duty or whatever?

Oh, I did with AOC? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did see that. What? Nothing, nothing, nothing. Okay. I got to say something. We've been talking a lot of shit about how amazing Taylor's mom's pie is.

Yes. Okay. And I've been saying it. Look how Diesel Taylor looked at the day. I know. Crazy. What's you been lifting up, Taylor? What's you been lifting up?

You got a new man. Taylor got a man. Taylor got a man. His name is Roger. Oh, shit, you got a white guy? He's from Broadway. He lives in a rural house and drives a Rangerover. I feel so bad for whoever I got to do the audio.

I know. Yo, Dwayne, we're sorry, bro. We could have got another instrument. It's his birthday. It's his birthday, man. We could have got a voo zella. What the fuck is that? That's the South Africa.

Well, I thought about the difference. I almost got it. Damn, my mom almost got you. That's what happens. That's what happens. I'm asleep for one second. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I can't get away with shit. Oh. Anyway, your mom's pie was absolutely amazing. I had it for the first time. It was truly incredible. It was probably the best pie I've ever had. I never had it. I told you that.

It was the best pie I've ever had in my life. She was mad that you for sharing it, too. Wait, what? Because it was for me. Man, get out of it. They had my whole name on it and everything. Get out of here. She gave me a half-eaten pie.

I'm like, God. No, it's okay. He doesn't have a half or a whole one. So it's okay. Oh, really? He's a whole one. You. My God.

Are you on steroids? Be honest with us. You are these. He's brown. I'm not even liking. So your biceps is bigger than my heart. You are, yo. God.

You are, yo. Don't be doing upper body before you come to the pie, yo. Shit. Don't get it. You ready to wipe for all types of rights. What's the wrong with you? Tell the fucking. How you feel, man?

How old are you now? Forty-41. How's it feel? I had to stop you before you went crazy. It sounded like he was going to say some old shit. I thought it was 42. Hating ass. How old are you?

Forty-one years of age. I feel, man. I feel good. You came in here with your hair like really like perked up. Like you got to keep the head of hair. Yeah, I got to keep that. I've been taking pills for that for a while. Yeah.

I'm on the hair pills, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm holding on to my beauty, Charlotte, man. You feel older? Yeah, I do feel a little older. When I work out, I feel a little older. When you woke up this morning, how did you feel? Like, literally, what was your mind?

My baby didn't sleep at all last night. Damn. So I haven't slept in flight. You know it was your birthday. It's like your party started at midnight. What's cracking? She's like a party. See, this little girl likes the party.

And, yeah, she's going to kill me. Did you cry? You cry the other day? No, I haven't cried yet today. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel grateful, obviously.

I have a cry. Why would you cry? Why would you cry? You cry every year? Everything you've gotten. Not like I do when I turn 40. 40's way bigger than 41, dude. 41 is like meaningless.

I don't know. What the fuck would. I mean, man, when I turn 40, oh, my God. I know I was drunk. And I was, my wife had this video she had with everybody saying stuff about me. Oh, my God. Got you.

Ballin. Ballin, balling. But you appreciate life. I don't know if I appreciated birthdays, whether they mine or my people's birthday. like I did when I was younger. I just expected them when I was younger. Now that shit ain't promised, bro.

That shit ain't guaranteed. For you to make it to 41 is a mother effing blessing. Absolutely. And you just reflects on everything that's happening. Absolutely. Because, you know, the biggest problem that we all have and you, you know, is that we all think we have time. There's no greater sense of entitlement than thinking, you know what?

I'll do it later. Youth. Why is it wasted on the young? I'll do it tomorrow. Who says you got tomorrow? R. IP Clark Clayton. Say what?

RIP Clark Clayton. I'm saying. Rest and peace, Clark Kent. I mean, it's crazy because it's not, I think we got in our head that, like, we're all going to live to 100, so that you get to do everything you're doing now until 100, which is not the case.

No. Like, if you like playing sports or whatever, and you could do that into your 60s, you're like, that's a miracle. It never happened. ever. Yeah. So even if you are doing it, it's maybe not at a high level, the level you're accustomed to. And every single year, you're getting a little worse. So you're going to deal with that humility. You're right. I think we have this perception that life doesn't change. It just

continues to go up. But then you're going to get to a part of your life where you realize, oh, man, I'm just trying to stay here. But that's why you have to learn how to appreciate every level. Shit. Staying is impossible. You're trying to slow... Slow the decline. Yeah. But you got to start that now.

Yeah. Yes. So whatever you want to do in your 30s, you got to start in your 20s. Whatever you want... But when you're 20, you're invincible, so you're like, I don't need to do that shit. You're drinking, you're smoking,

you eat all the processed food, you're fucking raw. You know what I'm saying? You're not looking both ways before you cross the street. None of that shit. Never. But then you're like, oh, shit.

So I did all of that in my 20s. Now you wonder why you got a big ass gut at 30 something. right? Like you got to take care of yourself. Prepare for the next decade now. It's crazy to even think that there could be a heart issue. Like, I take a statin every single night. Me too. Come on, bro. Oh, man, 40-40 MGs, but the idea that...

The idea we're taking like a medication for our heart. Like, isn't a heart attack so in the distance? No, it's not. Especially when you look at... Well, number one, I got a history of it in my family, but when you look at all of these people who are passing away, from cardiovascular in their 50s? Bro.

50s? I'll be 55, 56 in the next decade. Insane years from now. It's like, no. So what do I do now? Work out all the time. Eat right all the time. Take my statin.

You know, Dr. Puma said, you lived a hundred with that heart. You keep doing the living the lifestyle you're living. God bless. Fine by me. Simple as that. That's it. So you just got to take care of yourself, man.

And appreciate that shit. I'm telling you, the biggest sense of entitlement anybody can have is thinking they got time. You don't know what the fuck gonna happen later to date. Yeah. Having kids switch the shit up too, though. Absolutely.

Because you want to be here for them? It's a completely, it's a, yeah. I mean, the second we had Shiloh, I haven't smoked since, I haven't done a drug since. Like, and it wasn't like a difficult thing for me to do. It just stopped. The desire stopped. I'm like, I don't need to know this force.

Now, I'm sure. I hope you'll hope you have more. I hope so, too. When you have more, you're going to get right back on them drugs. On them drugs. Yeah. I hear that. God damn right.

It's fun, though. That's so much fun, bro. I don't drink as much, though. I limit my alcohol. Like, I literally don't need much. I can drink. I probably won't even finish this. I didn't say I stopped drinking.

Oh, I just got the drugs. You don't fuck, I like edible. Cigarettes. Cigarettes is a thing where it's like, it don't really feel that good, but it could take away decades from your kid. I've never seen you smoke a cigarette in my life. Every once in a while, it was a nice little relaxing situation. I never saw you do that in my life.

Yeah. I'd like a cigarette from time to time. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Why not a cigar? Can't inhale.

You can't fucking inhale. It's too hard to inhale. And the inhaling is what gives you that little bit of the nicotine high. And the weed causes the anxiety? The weed fucks me up, bro. I can't smoke weed. It's so much fun. I have so much fun.

But the next day I'm so hungover. I'm like deplete of everything. For me, it's just the panic attacks. The weed. That's it. But edibles don't cause that? It depends. See, I know my dose is now.

So I can do indigua. I like doing indigua, I like doing indigua, 10 milligrams. I'm good. Anything more than that? I do, no, if I do a sateva, forget it. Any sotiva. Yeah. I'm hiding in the chicken coop.

Because that's when your brain is active, right? Active like a motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. But the other thing about aging too is, you have to know what your level is. Like, every time you reach a new, like, you're in your 40s now. Your 40s aren't your 30s.

Your 30s aren't your 20s. Like, you have to adjust your game. Like how LeBron plays a different game now, you have to adjust your game. You're smarter. That's it. It's just the truth to the matter. And I don't think people realize that.

That's why I laugh at people who I can see not evolving. You're not evolving. You're supposed to grow. You're supposed to evolve. People are supposed to look at you and say, damn, he was on some other shit 10 years ago. Why would the fuck would you be on the same shit you was 10 years ago now?

You can't hold on to the youth. You have to embrace adulthood because your fans are also getting older. Yes. So they're going to look at you funny when they're old as shit and you're still trying to be young. Let them grow with you. Muhammad Ali said it the best.

The person who still thinks the same at 50 that they did at 20 wasted 30 years of their life. So many of y'all motherfuckers wasted so much years of your life and we have 50 cent on Breakfast Club this week. 50 cent is probably more entertaining now at 40 plus years old. He's always been entertaining. It's never been a version of 50 that's not entertaining.

Go watch that shit. You just see how his brain works. It's, yeah, this is, there's that great moment that we were talking about before, but, and, you know, he was saying about how Jay Z was hating on him with the Super Bowl and that Eminem needed to step in and M said, I'm not going to do it if he can't do it, whatever. Yeah. But why would you and Jay still have issues after all these years? I don't have issues. You know, my thing is, look, I think in that point, yeah, he was hating because he was saying the NFL had an issue with me when I got 11 professional sports teams now that I'm an official champagne and coniaco. And where's the hate there?

Like, I don't understand it. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, so you said that there was an issue. It's an issue because he was doing the program. He didn't want me to be in the show. And wouldn't do it without me in the show. And then he made the adjustment. Doesn't matter if Jay-Z was hating or not.

You get pushback. And you're like, yeah, but I heard he wasn't hating. And then- It's just half for me to believe Jay-Z. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe it. But then 50 said this.

This is just such an interesting perspective. It was like, yeah, but, like, he chose that job. So you get called a hater. You got to get the hate a tag. You get called. What comes with that job is Hater. Like Anna Wintor gets called a hater every single year because she got the hater job.

But that's such a great perspective to have on it because it's like I can't 100% say that you were hating. But it is your job to decide. So if I'm hearing that a decision is coming down that I'm not included in, it's going to look like hate and that's what comes to the territory. That's right. we had Erica Badu on the day

she said some shit it was a lot more deeper and conscious I can't wait to put it out but she said she basically was saying that we live in an era where you have a audience that feeds off the blood

I'm paraphrasing she said a way more poetic than this that feeds off the blood of successful people the audience is so vicious at this point and they have such a huge appetite for blood and And they want people to be disciplined and humbled and punished for their success almost. It's what it seems like.

So that's why a lot of kids are afraid to, you know, share their work or share their art or feel like they have to come at it with some kind of armor on. And that armor doesn't allow for the art to truly express itself, in my opinion. So it's a scary time. The feeds off the blood of successful people. That's literally they have an appetite. To see successful people fail. The appetite for it.

That's as a story is... As oldest time. That's just how we've developed a government system where we replace our leader every four years. We love to build people up and then tear them the fuck down. Yes. This is democracy. It's core. Hey, you are our leader four years later.

Fuck you. You don't deserve to lead us. We'll bring someone else up. Yes. It has to reflect our... natural primal instincts. Go. No, this is my affirmation book I read every day. Robert Green, the daily laws, right?

And the day was October 30th, the myth of progress. A final word on the irrational in human nature. Do not imagine that the more extreme types of irrationality have somehow been overcome through progress and enlightenment. Throughout history, we witnessed continual cycles of rising and falling

levels of the irrational, the great golden age of pericles, but his philosophers and its first stirrings of the scientific spirit was followed by an age of superstition cults and intolerance. This same phenomenon happened after the Italian Renaissance that this cycle is bound to recur again and again. It's part of human nature. The irrational simply changes this look in its fashions. We may no longer have literal witch hunts. But in the 20th century, not so very long ago, we witnessed the show trials of Stalin, the McCarthy hearings in the

U.S. Senate, and the mass persecutions during the Chinese Cultural Revolution. Various coats are continually being generated, including coats of personality and the fetishizing of celebrities. Technology now inspires religious. is forever. People have a desperate need to believe in something they will find it anywhere. Polls have revealed that increasing numbers of people believe in ghost spirits and angels in the 21st century. As long as there are humans,

the irrational will find his voices and means of spreading. So with that said, all of these people that have been doing this for years, right, attacking successful folks, they're just irrational. And they form these coats, these group think,

these group, these group, these they form this this code of group think that literally has one goal and one goal in mind. Tear it down somebody. There you go. Yeah, I don't know if it's necessarily irrational. Oh, break it down. I mean, they're bad people.

You know, sometimes they're bad people. And we like to see bad people get torn down as well. I would agree with that if I didn't see them do this to everybody all the time. That's what I'm saying. The bad shit just fast forward. It's not always irrational. That's just what I'm saying. Like wanting to find the Zodiac Killer and tear him down

put them behind bars is a good thing. Yeah, if you find out, you know, your favorite entertainers butt fucking people. Put them in behind bars. It's like, yeah. Put them behind bars. But yes, of course, we do this to successful people and it is a primal knee-jerk instinct to do it. I think that they've done some like, they've done some, you know,

studies on like how we've evolved. There's this idea that we've evolved by, you know, we've evolved through like the alpha male that like leads the tribe. We haven't. It's actually the opposite. That's right. We've evolved by a bunch of beta male monkeys coming together to take down the brutal alpha male.

And it is through that cooperation that we've been able to create enough comfort, security to invent weapons and technology and move ourselves out of the primate age. When you look at primates now, if you ever watch, like, there's that show on Netflix where it's like a chimp empire, I think, it's called or something like that. The chimps are like in a state of panic. They don't know when the alpha is going to run through the camp and just start fighting people randomly. Like when that's the case, you don't have time to write. You don't have time to think. You don't have time to create. Your evolutionary path is stunted.

So the idea that all these beta has come together and then through the group process, take down the alpha. And then they bring up another one. That ends up being democracy, which is, without a doubt, the most profound. form of government exists in humanity right now. It is the most successful by far. And it has led to the most prosperity for human beings. So it's just interesting that these government systems reflect our primal instincts. What you just said is so... But we're haters, naturally. They're like at our core. We are haters at our core. What you said is so profound because if all of these beta monkeys are coming together to protect their self from the alpha, it almost does feel like that now because

you have all of these people who will come together on social media and they think that they're protecting themselves from whether it's government, whether it's, you know, entertain. Like, they think it's all these secret societies and cabals that are controlling the world. So they think they're protecting themselves. From tyranny. From this one group that's controlling them. Be it at Hollywood, be it the Jews, be it the elites, be it the politicians, be at the deep state. But you need to create an enemy that is stripping you of your freedom so that you can fight back against it.

And I'm sure not only does it feel like not only is it exciting. you get to feel heroic. You know what I mean? Like every single day waking up and looking on the internet and trying to find ways to justify why these guys are the bad guys trying to strip away your freedom

and we're going to fight against them. Like, that must feel amazing. What a sick fucking society, bro. We like to see the great fault. We like to build them up and then we like to see them fall. And I think that's why like every one of the billionaires

that exist today, like the really prominent billionaires has a media outlet. Like that's their PR agency. They have to constantly be doing positive PR for themselves. And it don't matter. Because otherwise we'll storm their fucking house.

By the way, it does not matter. Yeah. It really does not matter. If you're a billionaire, people think you're a piece of shit. Yeah. That's just it. They think you killed people. You fucking, you know, you sacrifice gerbils.

You motherfucking, you know, drink the blood of cows, tities, like all types of shit. And that's the price you got to pay to be a billionaire. That's the price you got to pay. We got to be successful is there are going to be people that are irrationally, as you say, upset about our success. and they're going to try to take us down. Now, we might also say dump shit, and they might try to take us down for that too. But, like, that is the cost of success.

Success isn't free. You don't get to hang out with your boy every week on a podcast, call each other gay, make tons of money, live an amazing life, and then people are just like, that's awesome. By the way, that wasn't our intention 10 years ago. 10 years ago, we was like, hey, let's just start a podcast. And how long have been to Christmas?

11 years? Over 10. Over 10. We just, hey, let's start a podcast. It'd be fun to do it. Now, you know, it made it a business. You know what I'm saying? And now you got to...

Oh, if it wasn't successful, please believe no one would give a fuck. And they'd be saying this. No, this is the best podcast. This is the most underground. This is the one that should be blowing up. Why aren't people looking at this one? I feel like we underground, bro.

Well, I think that we've done a good job of being... We're more underground. You think the underground came to this podcast. No, no. We're more underground for like where we are in entertainment. Does that make sense? Like, there are people that don't know. know we have a podcast together.

There's people that can't believe. They know that, they know about Charlotte and know about me. And then when we tell them, oh yeah, we do a podcast every week for 10 years, they're like, wait, what? Guys, there are things said here

that gets picked up on network news. And they don't even know. Son, son, sometimes the network news doesn't even know it's our pod. Yeah,

sometimes that's, yeah, yeah. Salome was on with Andrew Shultz. Andrew Shoste. Oh, yeah. I see it all. Yes, absolutely.

Yeah. But they'll say on the Brewing idiot is pod. Yeah. Maybe we should, I like it like that. I, it's, it is pleasant.

It is pleasant. If we could really create our own community, own society where only our people could hear this shit. Then you start talking like that. Now we're in a cult. Yes, that's a cult.

What's what with a cult? Podcast coach are fine. It's the fucking, when they have real power. Yes, when you have real power, when it's the problem, what's wrong? What's wrong with that?

If you stay benevolentive, benevolent host, yes. But then if you have a cult and then you start using it for... I don't know if y'all notice and there's not two people just happy to be here more than me and Andrews. Oh, yeah. We don't take ourselves too serious.

We just come in here and have a good motherfucking time. Bro, every day... So we'll drop an episode, let's say it's on a Thursday. Yep. From Thursday to, let's say we record on a Wednesday, Twitter is just up in arms. You're talking about this morning. No, but like, they're trying to...

us against each other and you're saying this and you're saying that, whatever. And then Wednesday comes around, we do another episode where we call each other fraggle maggots for for two hours. And then the internet does what it does again. To me, I think we represent the best of America. Well, this is the thing. I don't really show that way. This is why like, now I understand PR agencies. I didn't get it before that like, you know, I would, I would see like magazines and that kind of stuff like that. And I'd be like, what the how does this work? Like, how can they be so wrong? Now I understand that like magazines are all paid for now, like, you basically pay for a cover, you pay for an article, you pay, you either pay them

directly or you pay your PR agency to pitch them and then they get you in these, like, lists and that kind of shit. But, like, so now I get it, because if there, if there was, like, any shred of authenticity in media nowadays, there'd be an article written about what's happening right now. Like, you interview Kamala, I interview Trump, we come in here for 10 years, We're boys. We make fun of each other relentlessly. Sometimes we disagree on politics. Sometimes we agree on politics. But like we are proof that people cross the aisle. We're proof that people hang out. We're proof that sometimes you're more conservative on something than me. Sometimes I'm more liberal than you. It goes back and forth. This is like real America happening every week right here in this room. And every article online is about some absolute nonsense bullshit that no one even fucking cares. They don't listen to old episodes. Go back to old episodes when I was saying Americans had too much freedom. Shultz was telling me I was out of my fucking mind. You were out your fucking mind. Yes.

You know what I'm saying? I was like, America has too much fucking freedom. Isn't that a story? Like, I'm trying to think, if I was a journalist, I would look at this. I'd like, wait a minute. You're telling me these two guys do a pot of everything. We represent the best of America. Yes.

Because the elections next week. Guess we're going to still be in here doing a podcast? Us. Regardless of who supports, who, who's for who? It don't even fucking matter. We can come in here, have discussions about it, debate about it. It is what it is. And at the end of the day, we've been through, what?

One, two, three, three presidents? Wow. Could we've been doing this for two years. This is our third election? No, we're doing this for 11 years. Yeah, yeah. But this is our third election. I don't get, bring it, it's still going to be here.

Long after this shit is fucking... It's just so funny. See, people out there are so enraged. And I, with very poor faith, I would say. Like, there's this clip that's going around, and people have been tagging me nonstop in this fucking clip. And it's the clip of us. This might be seven fucking years.

I think it's older. It might be, okay, even older than that. We're in the old old studio. That was an I-Hart studio. Before you, I-Hart moved. And we were debating who was bigger, Breakfast Club or Rogan. It's more context of that, and I just thought about it.

Yeah. We were literally just talking about YouTube at the time. Yes. That's all we were talking about. The YouTube. We weren't talking about nothing else. So to let you know how long ago this is, Rogan is still on YouTube at the time.

Rogan was still on YouTube. This is before the Spotify move. This is years. And we had this discussion. And it actually wasn't that crazy a discussion. Like you were saying, oh, no, breakfast club was bigger. And I was like, Rogan is bigger. But this wasn't a time where it was just ubiquitous, unanimous, right?

Like, everybody knows what Joe Rogan is. And I think even your argument now, which is like eight years ago, people are still listen to radio every single morning when they get in their car. They're still ready to the country. But listen. It's syndicated in every single state. So even back then I was debating just YouTube. Yeah.

And I think at the time, either Rogan had more subscribers than us, but we were getting more views or vice versa. I don't remember. It was one of the two. The point that I'm trying to make is people were in bad faith. And like journalists, journalists who call out other journalists, journalists who like to go, the mainstream media doesn't care about truth. They all have an agenda. are tweeting it out either not looking up that it's eight years ago, not looking for the context of the conversation,

or knowing that and ignoring it so that they can get some clout or flicks. And it just goes to show you, just going to show you the bad faith that exists out there with information. Why now, though? Because I even saw Megan Kelly this morning, sleut to Megan Kelly. I saw Megan Kelly talking about how Kamala doesn't want to do Joe Rogan, what she did, and then she looked at some favorites. She goes, Shannon Sharp, who didn't seem to ask too many sharp questions on Club Shay Shasha, Shai Shay?

She did do an interview with Shannon Sharp, who's got a podcast called, what is it, Shay Shay. I don't know what she said. Club Shay Shay. Okay. So it's a no to Joe Rogan, but it's a yes to Club Shayshay, where she knows, with all due respect to Mr. Sharma. She's not going to get any sharp questioning. And I was like, why? Why are people, Rogan is Rogan.

Why do people got to compare every platform to Rogan? Just because she chose not to go to Rogan. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I think that you guys have said this, I think, and I don't know if it's Alex or Charlemagne, but this idea that like, I think it was you. We don't know locally.

So you said that black people are going to be what women. this election. Yeah. Because what I said is, I walked in here, I was like, why is she only doing black platforms, right? Like, she either go.

No, I know, but the joke I made, she's always the black fibers. I go, even the white platform she did, she did Vic blends. Do you know, you know he is?

He's a barber. He's great. He's this kid, I think he's in Atlanta and he, like, cuts people's hair, like, walk up to the street cutter. But he also does these,

like, long form interviews. It's awesome. He's a great kid. He's a white kid, but he's like a barber. You know, so I'm like, Even the white podcast is a black podcast, right?

Like, this is the joke I'm trying to make in the beginning of the pot. But you, Alex, I think you said, I mean, you can articulate it. Like, black people coming out is what's going to change the election. Yeah. And I think that's the difference maker for Obama. Obama, like, empowered and he made people leave the house. And that's a different. Obama did Vickspot, by the way, I just want to let you know.

It was Obama that did Vicks pod not come. Yes. Yeah. And so I don't think. But people, though. Obama. No, no, I know people, but large, portion of black people specifically.

He had everybody. He had all black people. But you can't compare Obama than nobody else. Because Obama, that campaign, that 2008 campaign is a once-in-a-lifetime anomaly. I think it's more like why are the decision, why do decisions seem like she's being very strategic and trying to get the black and potentially black male vote out? I think she's probably sured up the black female vote. But like she is going on black male demographic show. Because they got scared because it showed that her polling numbers, which I was saying was

wrong from the beginning. Her polling numbers amongst black males was lower than Biden, was lower than Obama, was even lower than Hillary at one point. Talk to the whites, Kamala. She needs the white women. Nobody needs that. Yes, I'm telling you, 52% of white women voted for Trump in 2016, 55% of 2020. Talk to the white.

She tried to do the caller daddy. And it worked. That shit. That shit worked. You go look at the polls from Sunday, yo. All of that. Everything she's doing has worked. And I don't.

I thought that that was largely rejected, the caller daddy. That's social media. People in the real world are listening to that shit because you know what it is? And I say this all the time. A lot of people really don't know what's going on. I'm getting exhausted by the experts. I don't think that we could put the name.

Yeah, like, one guy's on Twitter, he's going, A, I just showed the polls and it looks like the Trump is down 5% in every swing state. Another guy's on Twitter like Trump is up 5% in every swing state. It's like, what makes anybody an expert? What information they do? Yeah, I don't even know who they polling, to be honest with you. They just call people. randomly.

Who the fuck is picking up your phone for a random number and then you're going to answer all these questions about who you've got pulled? Yeah. What? You ever got pulled? I've gotten called and I hung up on him. You're gay? You ever gotten pulled?

I was going to do that one. It's so funny that you would, because when you said, I was going to say, of course you got nail polish. I've never gotten pulled ever. You don't know. You might not have picked up the phone. Yeah, I don't pick up the phone. No, maybe.

That's the thing. I know that Kamla keeps texting me. Yeah. Really? Yeah. He's texting me too. I'm non-stop asking for money, broke ass. You know, get some money yourself.

Why are you texting me for money? Shouldn't that be illegal? How did you get my number even? That means you're a registered Democrat. Gang, gang. I am a registered Democrat. Yeah, that's the only reason why they got your number. Do you think she should have done Rogan?

Rogan was on, by the way, go back, listen to Britain. I've been saying, Rogan and Fox News, I've been saying she should have it. I think she should have done Rogan. But I say that selfishly because, you know, I want her to speak to all of America. And I think in order to do that, you should speak to black publications, you should speak to white publications, and you should speak to Hispanic as well.

Can I say something about Rogan, please? And I'd like to say this about Breakfast Club as well. That's the other thing when you talk about polls. All of our audience is so much intersectionality. What people say, do you know who the number one podcast for black listeners is? Rogan. Fucking Joe Rogan. But that's also number one.

You know who number two is? Breakfast Club. But that's also a numbers thing. like when you just have so many. Yes. Yeah. So it's like... But still the majority of their, of his listeners are more white than...

The majority of America is white. But that's what I'm saying. But the majority of your audience is more black than white. It can be more constant. Right. It's like, it was 70. It's always historically been 70, 30 with us. Now it's probably like 6040.

But that's saying... Because you got to, you're not just factoring in whites. You factor in Latinos. Gays. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. But you see a lot of them.

That's saying a lot. the fact that this country is majority white, but you still have a majority black audience. That means you have a lot of black people doing. I love it. Yeah. I'm with it. But I think it is strategic.

I just would like to see her on a platform of that size, having that conversation. And I think right now the perspective, and I gave you credit for this. He's not going to shake her, though. Say again? Robben was not going to shake her. What does shaker mean?

Meaning like... Faze her? Yeah, Camel is going to be Kamala. No, but that's... I think that people assume that he would do it in bad faith. I think he was doing exact same thing he did with Trump. But yes, but to me, this is my personal opinion, Trump seemed more comfortable on flagrant.

But I think it was because of the style. Yeah. Like, y'all are comics. Yeah. It's a joke a minute on flagrant. Probably a joke every 30 seconds. If I had to do a fucking, whatever the fuck you call this shit, it's probably a joke every 30 seconds ratio.

Rogan is cooling. Rogan is having a conversation. That's true. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So I just think you get a different type of, energy interview interview. Yeah.

I think she would do great with Rogan. I mean that sincerely. There's this idea that everybody says, oh, she's going to get eaten up. I don't think that. Rogan, not even that type. Exactly.

He's a curious person. And I think that, and this is what I've complimented you on. You give pushback to her in a way that all these other podcasts she does, do not. And it was very refreshing when I listen to the radio thing. We all listen together.

You are giving pushback. And I, what I text to? immediately afterwards. I was like, bro, you just need to interview her. Stop getting other people to fucking call in. I just want to say you and her for two hours go over everything. Yeah.

And I think that's what America would like to see also with Joe. It seems like they have a specific strategy. I think that was a real cop out going, oh, we'll give you an hour if you fly to us and do it. It's like, get the fuck out of here. Well, she is the vice president, though. What does that mean? It's hard to fly out for three hours to Austin, Texas. Do you want to be present or not?

Like, that's simple as that. Like, do you? She was also in Houston and Austin that weekend and she chose not to do it. But that's her done it and chose not. Even that is, that's the debate. But like I said, I think she should have did it. I've been said she should have did it. But you're in Houston. You're on the ground.

30,000, you're talking to 30,000 people and that's being broadcasted on all of the television networks. And you got Beyonce. And you got Kelly. And you got Mama Tina. It's really, it all works at the end of the day. Just pop in the broken real quick. I mean, listen, at the end of the day, if she wins the election, then she made the right decision. If she loses the election,

I think a lot of people will point at the strategy and be like, hey, you didn't really reach out to America. I can point to a bunch of other things if she loses the election. What? I'll wait till after.

I'll write them down. She didn't come on flagrant. That's what happened. No, it ain't even now. You came on flagrant? You would have been good. Here's the thing about the podcast thing. And I really mean this about the podcast thing.

The podcast thing, I think, is something to do because it's always going to make noise. It's going to always keep you in the headlines. we don't know if that translates into vote yet. Because going to do Colbert or going to do the view, those are older people who you know vote, vote.

This new generation, these young men that's on these podcasts, you're trying to get them energized to go out there and register to vote. So it's good to do. Don't get me wrong. I think you should absolutely do it. But I don't know if it translates in the boat yet. So we won't know. Yet, I'm sure there was a time where people were going, on late night shows when they first popped around, right?

And everybody else was like, nobody votes because someone goes on a late night show. They just vote because they see you on news programs. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, some good appearances on some late night shows might have changed an election. You see Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio. Killed it. Yeah.

Killed it. See, I wonder about Trump, though, because Trump's strategy has been largely, I'm not fucking with the mainstream. But I wonder if he even really needs it because he's been. around for a decade as far as running for president, and everything he says gets picked up for the most part by them anyway. So they're going to do their due diligence no matter what and frame it, however they're going to frame it. If they like you, that's really interesting. Now, the one thing he does that I think is interesting is he always does these prime time

sit down. So therefore, he's talking to that audience that I'm saying the more traditional media outlets get. So he'll sit down and talk to Hannity, you know, for, you did that week. I think it was handy he spoke to this week. He'll sit down and do like these prime time interviews at 6 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock. And I think those those matter. You know? So you're saying a combination. I think she has had a great combination. I think she's done it the absolute right way. Who, who, who, who? Kamalo. Oh. Does Kamalo go from Caller Daddy to the View? The View Breakfast Club. Come on, Univision. Come on Flagrant. Come on. Yeah. Bro, you know what? I mean, this is just...

Come on, brilliant. Come on, brilliant. I mean, it would just be great. I couldn't even imagine her in this room. Why not? You know how great the episode would be? She's also 60 years old. It's kind of like, yo, it's like, that's like my mom.

It's like my, could be my aunt, mom. You know what I'm saying? Like, my, my demeanor is a little different. Like, my jokes are different with that crowd. Let the jokes be different. His demeanor won't, and that would be a very sense. And then I'm going to be like, yo, yo. Yo, I'm going to be like, yo, he's autistic.

I'm not a tisle, but it's obviously a stigma. Don't you think there's a stigma? Like, I just don't think that... What? What? Almost got me. You can't smile. Like, it's smiling.

Like, the stigma don't even make, make no sense in this context. But you always said, what stigma? Almost. I almost did. But I was like, don't even make no sense in this context. What did you almost say? What did you almost say? Nope.

Don't do any mean. What my DMs look like? My DMs look like this. This is every one of the headlines in my DMs. Yo, try this one on Charlotte this week. No, the fans are the best. Yo, let's talk about the MAGA rally, yo. The Nazi rally.

Did you go? First of all, it's a Nazi rally. Did you go? No, I didn't go. But it's a Nazi rally, bro. You know what's crazy? I had no clue when I performed in Madison Square Garden, when I did those two shows

in Madison Square Garden did we did a Nazi comedy show Now I'm gonna tell you something You fucked me up with that I'm gonna tell you why Why in my mind I never knew of any other political living at the car

I didn't even think about it I think the DNC was there like three times The DNC was there Hillary Clinton did a speech there JFK got a lap dance from Maryland Monroe there God bless the dead from both of them Like that

JFK is only presented On the campaign trail He did. But it was like, oh, shit, there has been, you don't think about political events when you think the guard. Yeah. So when they kept saying, how thirsty she is, all that creatine. That assed a steroid. He's absorbing all that water, yo.

Get your water in with all that creatine you have every morning. Let's talk comedy. Yes, let's talk about it. Let's talk comedy. Yes. Shout out John Stewart. Did Tony Hinchcliff go too far? First of all, I just need to say shout out John Stewart. Why?

Because he made it so much easy for all of us comedians, bro. No, he didn't. Y'all need to go. I told somebody else that they said. me that shit, go listen to the video. No, he helped. No, John didn't listen to the video. So look, so look, so look. This is why I said. You didn't listen to. You saw the

headline. No, no, I saw the video. You saw that clip. You got to go watch the whole 10, 16 minutes. All right, well, the clip I saw, shout out, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because John came out and he was basically like, yo, this guy is funny. He's a roast comedian. He's just, why the fuck would the campaign hire a roast comedian to go up on the show? Now, obviously, in retrospect, having a roast comedian, come to a political rally

a week before Election Day and roasting a key voting demographic, probably not the best decision by the campaign politically. But to be fair, the guy's really just doing what he does. I mean, here he is at the Tom Brady roast a few months ago.

The great Jeff Ross, ladies and gentlemen, Jeff is so Jewish, he only watches football for the coin toss. Grank, you look like the Nazi that kept burning himself on the ovens. Kevin is so, that when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it deadlifting. Yes, yes, of course.

Terrible, boo, yes. There's something wrong with me. I find that guy very funny. So, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. Now, when John comes out, left-wing darling, universally trusted and respected, and he comes out and defends the comedian, that's the shield that the rest of us comedians need. Because you know the second I come out, they're going to be like, oh, you would defend that.

You love fucking racism, blah, blah, this, that the other. By the way, he had way more racist jokes at the Tom Brady Rose. So then, okay. But here's the thing. He's supposed to have. You're supposed to go in. This is the thing with this, right? First of all, Tony's hilarious.

Like, he is, in this set, he has some fucking great jokes. Here's the problem with this one. No, no, no. The Israel-Palestime was great. It was a good premise. The execution was great. Palestinian throw the rocks, Jews are afraid to throw the paper? It's one of those ones that starts off strong,

but then it's like, it was just a weak ending. It's like after he said the Palestine throw the rocks thing, it was just like, he could have came with something better, bro. I thought the Palestine throw the rocks thing was the expected punchline, and then the Jews are afraid to throw the paper was the good mystery. I liked it. I like it. It doesn't matter.

Point is, the Puerto Rican joke, this is the problem with the Puerto Rican joke. it didn't make sense. It just didn't make sense. There was no punchline. There was an intended punchline, right? What was it? Puerto Rico. There's an island full of garbage or whatever,

an island of garbage in the ocean right now. I believe you guys call it Puerto Rico, whatever. New Yorkers, right? Our perception of Puerto Rico is not an island of garbage. It's our first trip, like an exotic Caribbean vacation. That's often our first trip. remember going to Puerto Rico for the first time. It's a beautiful eye.

It's, I mean, obviously, Al's biased. He's never been. But, but. Alex, but Alex, what did Alice say all flingrant? I didn't, I didn't, he didn't say, yeah, okay, okay, yeah. It's not, that's something different. Okay, but we go. I stand by that, too.

I want to hear the perspective. This is the problem with the joke. The audience is like, garbage. I don't know, that's not what Puerto Rico is. We like Puerto Rico. Yes. We appreciate Puerto Rico. It was almost as if he was speaking of Puerto Ricans like they were illegal immigrants, like from like Mexico.

It's part of America. Exactly. So the audience responded in kind. I don't think anybody's talking about this. The audience at the Nazi rally goes, huh? What's going on? Like they're confused. They don't like it.

They're like, ooh, it just felt weird to them. But once that joke is said, everything is framed behind that joke. The joke just doesn't make sense. but Tony's hilarious, and he has hilarious jokes there, and he is a roast comedian, phenomenal at it. You guys saw him at the fucking Roses of Tom Brady. So naturally, he's going to go out there and he's going to try to go hard.

He's not going to pussyfoot around and do PG jokes. So you could make the argument, which I think John made, which is like this was wrong of the Trump campaign 12 days before the election to not at least vet the jokes. It was a foolish thing for them to do. Politically, it was so stupid. It was ridiculous. And that's my whole thing.

Like, didn't Trump turned around. say, I don't even know this motherfucker. Trump turns around and goes, I don't even know who this fucking guy is. So you have this big event at Madison Square Garden. It went on for hours. I don't even know if you were there for the whole thing. I don't know what time you got there. I was told and made aware that you had no idea about this comedian who made comments.

I still have, I have no idea who he is. Somebody said there was a comedian that joked about Puerto Rico or something. And I have no idea who was. Never saw him. Never heard of him. and don't want to hear of them. But I have no idea. They put a comedian in,

which everybody does. You throw comedians in. You don't vet them and go crazy. It's nobody's fault. But somebody said some bad things. Now, what they've done is taking somebody that has nothing to do with the party, has nothing to do with us,

said something, and they try and make a big deal. But I don't know who it is. I don't even know who put them in. And I can't imagine it's a big deal. I've done more for Puerto Rico than any president, I think that's ever

that's ever been president. I'll be honest with you, I believe that. No. I believe it. Do you think genuinely before we sat down with him, genuinely,

that he knew who we were, genuinely. He knew of you. No, he did, he said his son helped pick all his pocket. That's what he said. I don't think he consumed any content, but I think he knew of you.

I don't think he knew who I was or who we were. before we had that conversation if I'm being completely... I believe that. I can tell, but you can tell. Because he didn't even say nobody's name in the beginning.

But the amount of times that... You know what I'm saying? The amount of times that John, Junior would like like your post or your... No, no, no. The kids... He didn't think he ever showed that.

Like, oh, look at this funny... He might have showed him, but I'm sure he looks at a million things and he doesn't necessarily connect. That's my perspective. Right? Like, I don't think... For example,

I don't have the arrogance or hubris to assume Kamala has watched any video I've done where I did a rant or anything like that. I assume... You'll say if you get out of it. There we go. There we go.

Exactly. Maga! Yeah, you scared this. You just changed my vote. Like, no. You just changed my vote. You just changed my vote. I'm gonna say, no, we don't have to deport that one.

Okay? So, so I don't think that he had any clue. I genuinely don't think that he knows these things. I generally, I think it's below his. level of like consumption. I think he notices trends. He might have seen a video of a joke I did or a rant or something like that. He might have genuinely seen the video and then in one ear, funny, out the other and doesn't really connect it. Okay. That's my perception. Here's the thing about the Tony thing. Two things for me. Number one, it was just terrible politics from the Trump campaign.

Number two, if you're going to make those kind of offensive jokes that could be, that's bigoted, that's racist, that's sexist, they got to be funny. They weren't funny, bro. I know funny offensive jokes. Andrew Schultz is my friend. I know. But he had funny jokes there. I didn't hear nothing, show.

I thought the Democratic Party is like the Ditty Party. Looks like a Ditty Party. Here's the thing. You know what bothers me about them? They were all predictable. You're saying that they were coming at one angle. Yeah, like the Ditty Party. Okay, sure.

Watermelon tropes. The one we just talked about, Puerto Rican's having a bunch of kids. It's like, Come on, bro. You know something that you do? You'll go to someone's city and you have jokes about them. And now you can be as offensive as you want because you're saying some nuanced joke about that particular people.

He goes to a MAGA rally and makes jokes about every other race except the race inside that place. That's the backwards bar. How about this? How about if they're already comparing this to a 1930s, Nazi rally. Well, that's the thing. Don't go in there and say anything that could be compared to Nazis. So that's the argument, right? The argument is this. The trap was set. The trap was, this is going to be a Nazi rally, which is an absolutely absurd trap. Like, you look at it on paper,

you go, they're calling, are the Knicks a Nazi rally when they go play every single fucking other night in the garden? Like, just because you do something at the garden doesn't make it a Nazi rally, right? The R&C's been there. The DNC's been there. There have been plenty of political events held the garden. There have been all of our favorite musicians. Some comedians have been there. It's been an awesome place. The reason you go there is because the most famous arena on earth and you're trying to make a statement, right? Trying to make a statement. If you perform there, then you are one of the greats at your craft and you have momentum and excitement. And that was the statement that's trying to be made. The Democrats have to, they know the power of doing a rally at Madison

Square Garden. They're not dumb. They're like, if he does this rally and it's sensational, we're fucked. We're not fucked, but they're like, this is going to hurt. us big time. This is supposed to be a blue state and he comes and he fucking shows how many people are pro MAGA in New York City? What? We got to do something. We got to make this radioactive. They go with the Nazi thing. That joke gave them enough meat. Not just that joke. What was the other joke? Oh my God. Rudy Giuliani shit. Oh, I didn't see Rudy. I just saw Elon. I saw. Oh, no. It was about 10 people up there that. Here's my thing. Don't meet people's expectations.

Like they, and I told you this before, Trump keeps missing the mark because there are moments where if he just was a, if he just knew how to be a politician a little bit. Yeah. So I keep saying he's brain on podcast.

Yeah. But he's not good at politics. If he just knew how to be a politician a little bit, little slight pivots who have everybody be like, oh shit, after he got shot at the RNC convention, all you got to do is come out there and show a little bit of empathy.

Empathy. Come out there and talk about bringing people together talk about everybody got a tone down the rhetoric. It's all gone too far. You'll move, you'll move people. Like, oh, shit, this right here. If everybody's saying it's the Nazi rally, right? And they're only saying it because of your previous rhetoric.

That's the only reason this got labeled this. Nobody in there should be on that type of shit. So I definitely agree with the perspective. I think the thing that is most missed about Trump, and I didn't realize it until we talked. And I think the reason why it's missed is because when you see him, you're like, okay, this guy is like really done up hair and he probably is wearing makeup. And like he really cares about aesthetic.

It's like really important to him how things look and being skinny. Like in his head, he's a tough guy. He's a fucking macho, tough guy, show no weakness. Like even talking to his kids about like parenting strategy, like go out there, earn your own shit, you know, go to work, hard work, grind, earn your respect. Like, so in his head, we perceive him as a guy who's like an entertainer, funny, silly dancing, whatever. But who he is is, in his head, is like, I got to be tough guy. So when I think the idea of bending or playing politics as you will, like, hey, let's take a little softer route.

I think he views that as weakness. And it might have been a more political advantageous thing to do, politically advantageous things to do. I think you're right. But the reason I think he doesn't, he goes, I'm not going to let them change who we are. We need to show strength, strength, strength. We said it during the interview. Your rhetoric is what turns a lot of people off.

He's like, he's not back and down from it. No, no, no, no. His base doesn't grow. No, no, this is really interesting. And I thought this was the most telling of that on the interview. And I thought this showed how comfortable he got. Akash goes, you know, sometimes there's all these people to love you. but sometimes the rhetoric is,

you know, a little bit divided. When you win, do you think that you would be able to turn that down a little bit so that people wouldn't feel so concerned publicly supporting you?

And Trump goes, I will absolutely do that and I will think of you every time I do. Yeah, right. Now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Take that in. That's him comfortable

enough to agree. And then a little bit annoyed that we're trying to like tell him to say something. So him going, I'll think of you every time I did it. He's being sarcastic. That means he's first round deportation list. Ocas is going to get him the fuck out of here. That's what that means to me.

Listen, I said it before. I say it again. I feel like the Republicans dropped the ball this year because they had an opportunity. And maybe I just wasn't paying attention to the Republican Party like that. I've never seen a Republican Party this diverse in my life. I've never seen the representation that they have now, the Vovig Ramoswamis, the Byron Donald's,

that's your fault, the Nikki Haley's. That's a good thing. Huh? Yeah, that's a good thing, right? That's my point. So imagine, imagine if they would have, first of all, they should have ran another candidate. I keep saying that as well, too.

They could have literally had the opportunity right now to make their tent larger. Yeah. Make the whole base of the Republican Party larger. This year would have been the perfect year for them to do that shit. I don't think that that would, have worked still.

Really? Yeah, because what the Democrats do is they call any person of color who is a Republican, a sellout. And it's a... Look at the ones they choose, though. Look at the ones they choose. Think about it. It's also...

Think about it. It's not about the ones they choose. It's not about the one they choose. It's just those are the ones that are the most radical about their beliefs. So they're willing to come out and take on the scrutiny. an average black dude that wants to come out and be like, yeah, you know, I'm actually, I, I just agree more with, like, conservative philosophy and I'm Republican.

Like, he gets scrutinized. He gets ostracized. If you were to come out and say that you're a Republican, you would be torn apart. Well, it depends. It depends. The other thing is, like, a lot of black Republicans have been just corny. Like, I don't think that's the case.

What's your standard for politicians? They're all corny. The coolest politician is Barack. And if Barack was like, hanging with the boys, he wouldn't be like the coolest guy. He's the coolest politician. Yeah, but there's been some

real cornball black conservatives. Bro, Mike Pence was the VP. There's nothing corny. Yeah, but he don't have no standard. Like when you black, it's a level of cool that you gotta have. Oh, that's interesting. You know what I mean? White people are considered not cool automatically. That's what I mean. But black people are supposed to be

cool. You gotta have a love, yeah. Oh, God. That's not. You gotta have like a just a, you got to have some type of level like a disloat. Just a little bit like, okay, right? A lot of them, they don't have, Ben Carson, bro. Bro, there was a, yeah, shout of Ben Carson. There was a, there was a moment where Barack, shout up Barack.

Like, I, he is an actual superstar. There's a moment where he's in Detroit, and he, like, finds a way to start spitting the bars from the M&M, right? Did you guys see that clip? But I was feeling some kind of way following M&M. Now, I notice, my palms are sweaty

knees weak arms are heavy bombing on my sweater are ready mom spaghetti I'm nervous but on the surface I look calm and ready to drop bombs but I keep

bomb forgetting and like but it's interesting like it shows you the difference between a superstar and then a candidate Kamala is a candidate

she is not a superstar. She cannot command a crowd like he does. And I forgot how much I missed Barack. And then I saw that. And I'm like, oh, it just made me think of all these moments of Barack, all these times where he just grabbed a crowd by the balls and just did whatever the fuck he wanted with them. Remember when he sung the Amazing Grace?

Yes. Holy shit. Here the thing. I think Kamala is very talented. I think she is a very talented. At what? She's just talented. She's a talented politician.

I've always. At what, though? Is she talented? You're saying like behind the scenes and like doing the actual work of politics? I think she's talented behind the scenes. And I think she's very talented when she is in front of people. I don't, I, I, I, because you're comparing it to that. Yeah, that's my standard.

Yeah, but that's not the standard. Jordan. That was like there's a fucking outline. I'm with you. But that's a different bar. And that's what I keep telling. That's the bar. But Barack is different.

You can't spell Barack without bar. I want Jordan. and not Cateino Mowgli. No. This guy is too good, bro. And I feel like that's the reason why. I miss what you just said right there. That was good.

You can't spell barred without Barack. It's the truth. Oh, you can't spell Barack without Baroque. But it was still fire. Barat is the, I mean this sincerely when I say this. Barack took it. All right, I think it was JFK, right? Bill.

Bill took it from where JFK took it. Reagan. was phenomenal. Republican, though. Oh, we're not talking about that? No, I'm with you, though. Reagan was one of those, but I'm just talking about Democrats.

JFK, then freaking Barack took it to another level. I mean, JFK and Clinton took it to another level, then Barack took it to another level. You don't, that's just in you. Bro, that ain't on you. Like, those guys could have been stars at whatever they chose to do in life.

But that's what I wanted my president. I don't want someone regular. They had a combination of star power and good policy. I feel like people are voting. for Trump just because his personality. He has the it factor for sure. And they are willing to look past all the bullshit. No, he definitely got the hit factor.

No, no, no. You cannot deny that. He got the it factor. He has been a superstar. We don't, talking his name for 40 years. This is what we do and we don't realize it. I'm not going to have this argument. Here's the thing.

He's not a politician. Yes. Put it like if John Stewart, if John Stewart became a politician, we'd be talking about, yo, John Stewart got the infactor. He's smoking for. He's supposed to. He's a comedian who's been talking on TV for weeks. Are we saying the same thing?

Yes. But these are politicians. Barack, JFK, Clinton, we're just stone cold politicians. We're not used to seeing politicians have any inkling of far power. I don't know. Those guys you just named were politicians with the it factor. Trump is just, just has the it factor.

That's why people don't care about the policy. Like he has crazy policy. He's a convicted rapist. People are willing to look past that. You have in it. Not the first time. Gabb not convicted. He's not convicted rapist, bro.

Is it? Cibble. Cibol. Yeah, that doesn't count. And I could name. So OJ is guilty? What? So OJ did it?

Yes. That's the first time you said. Yes. You a sellout. No, he absolutely did it. And I understand what Alex means when he said that. But we've seen. seen that before is what I'm saying.

But people who've been convicted of those type of heinous crimes who still go on, but this is the key part, who still go on to victory. You got to win. We don't know if he won yet. So we're having all of these pretty much of conversation. I didn't say he won. I also think that you got to go out there and win some rings. You guys are discrediting.

No, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I think you guys are discrediting also how exhausted the American public is with left wing rhetoric, left-wing policy, and left-wing ideas. The average American, we're not talking about New York City, we're not talking about California. The average American is just exhausted by it. And they are voting, much like in 2020 when people voted against Trump, they weren't necessarily for Biden, but they were like, I don't want this guy anymore. There are a lot of people that are

simply just voting against democratic policy, rhetoric, and ideas. You're right. Guess what? There's a flip side to that. Talk to nobody ever wants to acknowledge it, but we should. The average American also is tired of the racist rhetoric, in the bigoted rhetoric, in the division, and having to turn on your TV and here's shit like Tony Hinchcliff and all of this and that.

So it's all the same. Like when we talk about 148 million people voting in 2020, there's 70 million people who talk one thing. 70 million people who thought the other. Who represents the average American in that equation? There is no such thing as an average American. And all different. I would agree 100% with what you said.

And add, they're also tired of right-wing rhetoric. That's why you have this trailblazer like Trump who came in, took over the party. Like, look at the party before Trump and now. Completely different parties. Yeah, I don't think there's... So we're just tired of just politics. Political rhetoric. Yeah.

Oh, I agree with that too. That's the other thing. I guarantee if you did a poll and you say, are you? You all tired of politics. Yes. Period. Fuck the party. I guarantee you it would be like 70, 80%.

You know what I'm tired of? My man Tim Ryan said it. The exhausted majority. That's what he said. He said, I feel like we're in an America where there's just an exhausted majority, people who are just tired of everything from both sides of the aisle. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted by not being of a trust information.

And I don't know what the solution to this is. So I understand I'm like crying without having a solution. But like, I am exhausted. reading an article and then immediately after reading an article and texting my friends, someone going, oh yeah, there's another article that completely disproves that. It's actually bullshit. Like, I'm exhausted not trusting the medicine I take. I'm exhausted, not trusting the information I read. I'm exhausted, not trusting the wars that we're in. It's over. I'm exhausted. So it's over. What do you mean? We're never getting that back. I'm not even joking. We're

never getting that back. We are. Did we ever have it in the beginning? We had the illusion of The illusion, but... The illusion, and this is the thing that we don't want to admit, but the illusion of truth is more comfortable than the disinformation epidemic. In other words, the government telling us, hey, here's the food pyramid, this is what you should eat, go eat it, you're going to be good.

Every day that I just trust that. Remember that shit, Joe? They lie to us about the food pyramid. Remember the full food truth? But how is that... But how is that better? Eat biscuits every day. Five times a day.

And now they want to make fun of us for being fat. That's their fault. And lactose intolerant. They're crazy. They told us, eat all your vegetables would be big and strong. They said, eat one little triangle of vegetables. And majority of America is just big. You know what I'm saying?

They're just fucking crazy. They lied to us about everything. They lied to us, bro. I'm telling you. So how do we stop them lying? Yeah, but you said that it was better. That's not better. No, I didn't say it was better.

It's a I think it's horrible. I want real truth. Don't get me wrong. But there is a comfort when you're a kid and your parents tell you, hey, Santa Claus is real and all these things. You're comfortable. Kids can't take on how the world really fucking works. There's a reason why you don't let your kid watch scary movies

where people break into the house because they'll have anxiety every day. That's right. So the anxiety that the Americans have, and I think people around the world, we're crippled by not knowing if anything is real or true. But there's a quote about that, and it talks about how, you know, if you get a society to the point where it's not even about the lies no more. Yeah. They just get you to the point where you don't believe anything.

When you don't believe nothing, you can do whatever you want with people. Can I tell you what fuck me up? This fucked me up. When I found out that Will Smith was a Libra, but he identifies as a Taurus, you know what I'm saying? But that's because his rising moon might have been in Taurus. Our Libra. Once I saw that, I was like, I can't trust any information. You trust the goddamn soul, bro.

I can't trust a food pyramid. I can't trust Will Smith and his astrology. I can't trust the government. I can't even, what else can I not? I think you said this last week. And I think you said this last week on the podcast, right? Yeah. You know how they say the truth hurts?

I don't believe that. I believe truth hurts if it comes from somebody that you actually love and care about. Like if your wife can probably say something to you. Okay. Your parents can say something to you. Okay. You said this last week, and I'm paraphrasing, but misinformation is what really pisses us off. Like, don't lie on me, bro.

Don't sit around and talk about me like you actually know what the fuck is going on because you don't. And that's what bothers us because we're sitting there watching the screen or listening to some shit like, this motherfucker's this ain't true. What the fuck is he talking about? That's what pisses you off. So we're in a society right now where we're just full of lies, full of misinformation, and it's literally got to. all of us to the point where we don't want to believe nothing, because here's the thing, if I hear a bunch of lies about my guy, if I hear a bunch of lies about myself,

we don't think I give other people that grace? So I see shit about people. I'm like, I don't believe that shit. I don't believe that shit. I don't believe that shit. But the average person doesn't have things being made up about them. So when they see something made up about someone else, they believe it. That's right, especially when their life is fucking miserable.

You know what I mean? But they want to believe that you ain't shit. They want to believe I ain't shit. But, and guess what? You're half right. Let's pay some bills, Taylor, gang. Big Diesel fucking Taylor! That keyboard.

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Just got dance in it. What that keyboard looks like? What that keyboard looks like? I don't know what the fuck you doing, y'all. God damn. You literally don't see nothing. You crazy as hell. You're looking.

Whoa. I see somebody ready to be the next woman, WWE superstar. That's what I see. Okay? Taylor told me there. One of the time you got to a fight, Taylor, she said, about how many years ago you said, Taylor?

Uh-huh. And then she goes, the tall motherfucker, too. You win? Yeah. It was a dude? No, it was a girl. How'd you beat her up? It was in her house.

And then we're... Sorry, we're tussling outside. And... Do you smell? Oh, y'all was in the house and you were tussling outside. So we end up getting outside. What is it like? What is it smell like?

What are you talking? I don't know. What are you talking about? What did it smell like? Yeah, two thugs fighting in Philly. I know. Ooh, that's shit. But what was even my fight for her for her? She thought she could pick on me because she had been from my best friend. But she's from Philly or?

My best friend Beaura, too. Oh. No. They were just different times. What does she smell like? What was her fragrance? I don't know. If I was her, I'll tell you y'all jumping.

I'll never admit to getting beat up. You can't get beat up by two friends at two separate times. Yeah, that's crazy. You're just a bad fighter. It's a bad fighter. Let's pay some bills. Make it big, Taylor. Pauls.

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Yeah. Yo, thank you so much for selling out these shows, man. We move venues to the beacon, and we're going to do a show there. You guys sold out four, so that's amazing. We're working out some production. Four sold-out shows after they canceled that bam. Yeah, yeah, it was cool.

I bet you ain't anybody make no YouTube videos about that shit. Oh, that isn't that interesting? You know what I'm saying? It doesn't understand how that's not newsworthy. I bet you they won't make no YouTube videos about that shit. What a funny thing, huh? What a funny thing. Listen,

I bet you if I failed to sell out any of those shows, there'd be 10 YouTube videos. A million of them. What the fucking? They'll be taking screenshots to the audience seats to show how many are still empty. Charlotte, man, Charlottlement. They got to pay their bills, bro. Renters do.

Renters do. That's why I said last week, I'm not talking to nobody. Bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Somebody sent me a video. of the top comments on one of these, like, hate videos. And the top comment was, ugh, another Schultz video.

I guess rent is due. It's true, though. Even their audience is starting to realize what's happening. It's like, yeah. But that's my point. If you're going to be a critic, you have to talk about the good shit, too. Then people will respect you.

When you watch ESPN, they got to talk about the good shit. They got to tell you who won. They got to tell you who had the top games and all of that. then they can sland to you. We respect it more. But you sold out all these shows. Yeah, so thank you guys so much for doing that.

And then we got a few more shows left on the tour. So we got, I think the only show that's available left right now is we added a second show in Reno. So it'll be San Jose for a couple shows, two shows in Reno. And then we have one show in Portland. Then we come back here, tighten everything up. And then we start shooting this special, man. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

And then we got a Honolulu. We're ending it in Hawaii. So there are some tickets left for the Hawaii show. Honolulu, Hawaii. That will be at the end of December. So make sure you go check that out. Let me ask you from a production stand, but why you got to do four shows for one special?

You don't have to, but I like to just have more opportunity. Just get it. Also, you can change camera locations. So you can get, like, more coverage. You know, so, okay, we're going to have seven cameras. Okay, so maybe we'll put one camera way up here for this show. And then I can use that as a cutaway when you want to show.

the audience or something like that. And also, you might be really on for the first one or the third one. You don't want to find your best show, get a rhythm. I've only performed there once, and I did like a 10-minute set. So it's also like feeling out the room.

You know, it just gives you more. I love it, man. I like the production by you over. But I hope that all of y'all get away from doing these live specials. I can't stand. Oh, I don't think the live thing is the right thing. I hate, when I tell you,

I hate live stand-up. I like going to watch it. Like, I'll go to a show, but on TV, No, bro. It's just not worth it. It's just not worth it. It's just not worth it.

In my opinion, it's just so much at stake. It's like you should go and make it a piece and have all the cuts. Because here's the thing. Like you need to edit stand-up in like you edit horror movies. Yes. Okay, now I'm going to give you guys a little secret sauce. Stand-up is tension release. So when you're doing a horror movie, they build tension, draw you in,

and then boom, scary moment. That's comedy with a punchline, right? So you have to edit in that way. When you're doing a show live, you can't possibly predict the angles or the edits. You can't use editing, which is like this amazing art that literally makes anything you do better. You can't use that part of it. And it's a huge part of it. Yeah.

So like to me, I don't believe in the live. I do not like it. I think that, you know, jokes are like, jokes are like bars and a rap. Mm. So like, get in the booth. Get in the fucking booth. Get that shit right, bro. You know, let me hear you.

that shit the right way. Yeah, they don't tape an album. I mean, I guess they have like certain like live concerts or whatever, but they only put those out after they put out. Exactly. The album. Yeah. What about you? What's your, what's your, I don't know, I'm done for the year. I mean, really?

When do you go to Anguilla? After Christmas. I don't know. Go get all the, oh, all the smoke coffee table book is out right now. Sloop to my guys, Matt Bond, Stephen Jackson, go pick that up courtesy of black Black Privilege Publishing Simon issues to... I don't think I'm missing nothing. Anything that you want to talk about?

Anything that you've seen? As far as what? I don't know. Like, maybe we should put out some... Who else should we put on right now? Maybe we should put somebody... Anything we've seen that's, like, really good that we could talk about. I was thinking about that the other day.

No. But it's only because I haven't been paying attention. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. No. I don't even mean... I don't even mean it like that. I've seen all your shit, no.

No, listen, I'm not, I'm not inspired right now by anything in that world. I mean, I'm not even paying attention to, like, all of the traditional podcasts, the guys that have been around, they're doing their shit, right? And I think everybody's operating on a high level. I'm just talking about, like, the stuff that I've really been paying attention to, I've really been, like, watching a lot of TV shows and movies, but not traditional. no shit. Like, I'm watching shit. I'm watching older shit. Okay. Like what? Only because I'm lying. I ain't watching

none of this shit, bro. I'm not doing nothing. You know what I watch y'all today? I'm trying watching CNN and MSNBC. Oh, I got something good for you. I got something. I got something. Talk to me. I've been watching the Zodiac documentary. Oh, I saw that. The most recent Zodiac

documentary? The documentary, not the... Oh, no, no, I see. I'm lying again. Oh, wow. Am I lying. I just felt like lying for, like, I don't know why. It's like a spirit to go with me. Like, just start lying for no goddamn reason. We started talking politics. Yeah.

Let me tell you something. That Zodiac, Doc, they knew who that motherfucker was for decades. They knew exactly who it was. And I guess, they couldn't pin it to it. But, like, they knew who it was. They didn't start catch. They didn't go get them until he started killing their favorite sign. What the fuck you talk?

Yo, speaking of killers, did you see this motherfucker on CNN who said that shit to Hedy Mousin? I thought the logic was there. He's supporting Palestine, right? The other guy goes, well, I hope your beeper doesn't go off. He said it with sarcasm. Oh, so, oh, you're saying like he wanted his beeper to go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said it was sarcasm. That's what that's, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He didn't want his beeper to go off. Yeah, he said it was sarcasm. That's what it was. By the way, That shit was fire, though. Listen, it was a hell of a comeback, but it goes back. Like, when I was on Anderson Cooper, this is what I was trying to say. CNN.

Oh, yeah, you were calling Anderson Cooper racist. They don't have, no, I didn't. They don't have good faith arguments. What does that mean? Meaning two things, right? Two things. Well, really, let's just stay on this. They'll always put one conservative.

And by the way, I think conservatives and liberals should be talking to each other. I think independence should be talking. but you've got to have people that have that are there in good faith, meaning they're there to have actual conversation, not to just derail the conversation with some wild shit. And that's what happened in this situation. He derailed the conversation with some wild shit for no reason. I don't think he derailed it on purpose.

I think he was just like in it. And it's like, that was a funny thing to say. If that was a YouTube interview, that would have been perfectly far. I mean, the fact that they're on CNN and you're making something that can allude to being a death threat. It's all the time on CNN. The dude Medi said that he supports the Palestinian people. If he said I, what is it called?

Not so poor, but like I understand Hamas. That's what the guy goes. What's the guy? What's the guy named? Darski or some shit. Ryan Darski, I think it was. Listen, he can't say that shit. He's not a comedian.

He's a political pundit. He's a dumbass for saying it. But he also. But it doesn't mean that it's not a bar. But he also goes, oh, I thought you said Hamas. Get the fuck out of it. You know what he said. Yeah.

You know what he said. Ryan what? And then he was apologizing. And then, yeah, his immediate apologies were gay. Frank. Yeah. Yeah, it's only a minute 53. Yeah, I go back to the beginning.

By the way, it was six on one. He was just trying to get people off me. That was a grenade, bro. He was like, yo, get the, everybody back the fuck to fuck them off me, yo. Y'all are jumping me right now? Y'all ain't know. I got this child. on me, boom, get the fucking way.

That's all they want. But also, he's probably watched Medi's clips for a decade, and he's probably like, this guy's so fucking annoying. He's always poking at us. He's always being critical of us. So I got something in the tuck.

This is a new joke. This shit just happened in September. Yeah, but you don't think he came to set with that shit? Oh, yeah, yeah. He said... Yeah, he had that one laying ready to do that. And honestly, he got a little too antsy

because he was waiting for Medi to say something that was supportive of Hamas. And he just was supportive of the palace. people. Also, it's like... By the way, nobody, I've never heard... I haven't heard anybody be supportive of Hamas, bro. That's the thing. That's why he fucked up, dumbass. And also, who can't have empathy

for the Palestinian people? Like, what I'm saying? So I think that's what it is. Like, if in your mind... What a waste of a bar! He was getting jumped. It was six versus one. It wasn't a waste of a bar. It was a waste of a bar in the fact that this is just ridiculous.

This is my problem with CNN, man. They do this all the time. They'll put one wild conservative on there who just says wild shit to derail the conversation. I mean, you need good faith people on there. There's plenty of great conservatives you can talk to. I'm nice right now. I just want to let you know I'm nice. Press plate, Taylor. Watch him hide his hand as soon as he throws this rock.

Don't want to be called Nazis. Stop doing it. You're called an anti-Semite more than in this table. And people are you there. No, by me. I never called you an innocent. I mean, I'm not saying her saying. I'm a support of the Palestinians.

I'm used to it. Well, I hope your beeper doesn't go off. The thing is, is that- You should say I should die. You should not. No, I said, no, I did not say that. No, I did not say that. Hold on live TV.

I said, I hope here. Let me just stop. You said you heard of the Palestinian. Hamas. Guys, let me stop. Palestinian, are you? How is this guy, like, ended up on American O-C-N-N-in-in?

But, like, how is this Medi guy ended up on American television? Like, why do we give a fuck what he got to say? He was on MS-D-D-D-B-D. I actually like... No, no, I'm not saying that he should... Medi's good. I'm not saying he's not good.

But like, I'm really... Why do we give a fuck what other people from other countries think about our country? Like, I... He lives here, though. He's an American. Gotta go. Gotta go. I'm being honest with you.

You don't get to move to America and immediately become an expert on shitting on the country or what we... He's lived his whole life. The Middle East. He's born here. He's from England. Medi? Yes. He's right.

I don't know. I'm drinking, man. I don't know what to fuck all. We shouldn't even be having these. He has conversations. You don't get, put some butt fucking. Nah, no, no, no, no. You need 20 years in America before you got an opinion on the TV.

I don't know nothing about Mediothan. But somebody comes here from England and immediately we put them on TV like they're smart. Look up mediathons background. I like Mediathan. He's from. I'm not saying he's not smart. I'm not saying he's not accomplished. What are you talking about?

He's smart and accomplished. But go over there. Why do we don't care about your opinion? You're not from here. We don't care about it. Say what? He is, bro. Stop it.

He's from him. Stop it, man. Stop it on my. Bro, they're his name. Facebook name themselves after you. Shut up. Yo, shut up. What you need to do is shut up.

All right? I had enough of you. Drink some more shabbly. Listen. You need to drink some more shibli. Where's he from out? Fucking shibuzi. Drink that shit.

Buzi right now. Boosie, man. Okay? Where's you from, Al? He's from fucking England. Hey, give me some body means necessary. I can't talk about this shit. Yo, I'm tired.

If you're not from America, you're not allowed on TV to talk about America. Oh, my God. Right. Okay. You born in France? Oh, we're gonna let these French motherfuckers show up on our shores.

Yes. Talk shit. How else do we get French fries? Oh, my. You know how we got them. Because somebody wanted potato dick. potato dicks. The potato was too big to shove up their ass. See, the potato was too big. Listen, listen, the potato was too big. The potato was too big to shove up their ass by myself. So they

sliced it up into nice little thin things. You fried them. They were warm. Now you can stick them up your butt. Republican Twitter. And if your boyfriend wants to eat them. You see what I got to go through? You see what I got to go through every week? What the hell is this, Taylor? Click on that. What the hell is this? If you're not from America, we don't care about your opinions on American things. I don't believe that,

because there's some fire Americans. What? What are you saying? You guys are you even seeing? You guys are both retarded right now. Yo, but for real. Let's see. You want to hear non-Americans on America?

He was born in England, and he's of Indian heritage. When did he move here? When did he move here? So why does Akos get an opinion? Because he's born here. Is he? Yes, he is he? You got to go to middle school in America.

A well-placed Izzy, a well-placed Izzy always laughed, bro. I learned that one from Trump. I learned that one from Trump. But why do you don't think we care so much about what foreigners think about our opinions? Like, yo, I don't care at all. Anybody would have accent? Anybody would have accent that's talking about American things? I don't care.

Unless we're bombing your country. And even then, I'm like, we don't believe that. Yeah, we're not bombing it. There's plenty of people who's not from here that you like, who? They're both from Ohio, bro. Yeah.

Or that's America. Listen, did you see this shit? Look at this shit, man. Look at this shit. Why weren't they arrested? What? Why didn't we do this to Reggie Miller? That's the best fucking fans in the world.

That is an assault charge. No, that's not. Yo, yo, yo. All I see is two white men assaulting a man named Mookie. That's a hate crime. Trying to overturn a out. A Yankee out. Press charges on both of them.

No, that's the best fans. Grab his wrist. That's a salt. Break his wrist. You can't do that, bro. They both should get cheated. That's a assault, bro. You would.

You probably want some English guy to tell you how to live your life. Assault. You want some fucking battery. You want some British guy to come here. That's not right, bro. You shouldn't be able to do that to play his, bro. Look at that shit, man. And they jumped him.

And nobody came down. help them and they kicked them out and letting them back in the night because they paid $8,000. I bet you tell the temperature in Celsius. I bet that's what you do. I bet you tell the temperature of Celsius. You don't think this is a salt? Honey, it's a little hot in here. Can you turn down the AC to like 29 degrees?

Honey. Listen. Only, I can't take it. You don't think this is a salt? How dare you desecrate the amount? American way. Shala. Listen, give me another one, Taylor.

Isn't there an Asian guy on the Dodgers or something? The best baseball player to ever live. Wow, that's crazy. He's not real, by the way. What? Complete cyborg. Do you think he's a side?

Made in a fucking lab. Invida. Made in a lab. Do you think he's in Vidia? What's his name? Tetanyani? Show. What is it?

I don't even know. Look up his name. His name is Sh. Shohay. Okay. God, zero. Now, what's his name? Show Hey, what?

Show Hey. Hassani. You're being fucking racist. No, it is. You're being, don't even say it, Alex. Don't even say it because that was fucking racist to say. You just guessed the Asian sound? Shohei Otani.

O-Tani. Why'd they do the statue of Dwayne Wade find out his . He stopped. No. He said, he made that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He made that face before, yo. Why they're acting, hold on. Why they're acting like Dwayway they made that face before? Why they're acting like Dwayway they made that face? No more clues before.

So we can bleep it and keep it. I'm just saying, you know for a fact. I could think of one time specifically. And he made that face. Shout out to the people. Guys, great. I might go home, bro. Call for backup, man.

What the fuck? Here's the thing about this statue, and I realize this. We have too many statues of people that's alive. And being that we have too many statues of people that's alive, we know what these people really look like. Did y'all know? Abraham Lincoln. Don't talk no shit about it.

like George Clooney, but pull up his statue. In real life, he looked like George fucking Clooney, but pull up his statue. Pull it up. Pull up the Lincoln Monument. I thought he had a little, like, Downsy a little bit. Cool. No, no, no, pull up the statue

because I want to show you some racism. Pull up. I want you to click on that image right there, the one, the first one. Yeah, yeah, right there. That's the Lincoln Monument. No, no, but I want you to click on the first one. Go back from the outside.

He looked like George Clooney in real life. Does that look like George Clooney in that statue? Yeah, it does right there. That one right there, the middle one, middle one, right there. Now, do you guys find this racist at all? What? White men and Jack. They put him behind bars?

In the shit, I'm really. You know, he's the only president and his statue is locked up. The one guy of three black people, they lock his ass up. You don't think that's fucked up? He's the only one on the copper coin. Hilarious. Listen. In real life,

that's what happens when you try to do something good in this world. In real life, that's what's happening to Donald J. Trump right now. No. In real life, he looked like George Clooney, bro. I'm telling you, all of these people that we see on statues now

are alive. And so we know what they really look like. We don't know if any of these people on these statues that are no longer here used to look like that. Name me one statue that actually looks like the person. Uh, Dwayne Wade. That, that, that morning.

Taylor, you said he don't look like George Clooney? That looks like George Clooney to you. That was after the Civil War. Yes, bro. Before the Civil War, he was handsome tall. What? What you're doing on there, bro? That's true.

Man, that's funny and shit. That was him after the Civil War. He was. He was. He was. Stress that he went through. Come on, bro. What else we could?

got Taylor. Shout out to D. Wade, though. I think it's fantastic. He got a statue. He said it was art, too. What? He said the statue was art of him. He's not mad at it. It's an action shot. Like, what you all want him to do? Like, come on, man. What does it take him from? I think they took the wrong pose. It's when he

said, this is my house. I think they did the wrong pose. The polls they should have did with Dwayway was when he had his hands out after he threw that fucking lob to Bron. Yeah, but you can't make your statue an assist. Oh shit, Jordan. The statue was him dunking on somebody.

Yeah, that's not an assistant. You see another hand up in the air? He said an assistant. This guy's crazy. This guy's a crazy job. This guy's a crazy guy. Do you have any other, any memes necessary? Yeah, what else we got, Taylor?

We have a lot. Let's do a couple more to do some asking idiots. I'm not watching you sitting here when Andrews showed drunk. Here is. What about this? What do you think about this? Fuck is that. Yo, y'all never gonna...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's that? Chris's friend. Does that Russell's... Russell Simmons' belly button look... That's... Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if Russell Smith's guilty of the accusations, but if his belly button is any evidence... That shit look ran through.

Oh. God damn, bro. Look at his belly button. Let me see the caption, man. Now, you got to go close. I come to appreciate daily routines. For instance, I have come to appreciate daily ice bath every morning, daily meditation two times a day.

Daily anal. What? What the fuck does that say? Daily, what? Oh, daily asana yoga practice. I take time out for Jim Daly. I have learned to appreciate the what? What's going?

on with his lower abdomen. There's no reason. I have learned to appreciate the excitement of choosing only healthy food that has medicinal properties and avoiding toxic food and people. I introduced ideas and practices of my life over the years.

Basically, I believe one thing at a time is the easy way. And before you know, you'll begin to build a life of abundance. I'm obviously still a work in progress, but I learned to be gentle with myself. Hey, man, I ain't reading all that just to say my guy Rush

don't need to be shirtless, no fucking one. Myron Juell said he shaped like one chitlin. Man, Rush shouldn't even be shirtless in the shower, bro. Bro, that, look at his tummy, man. Like, that, that's a body that was made for T-shirts. No, yeah. I mean, how old is he?

I don't know, but he looked like he was pregnant. Bro, his stomach looked like Abe Lincoln after the Civil War, bro. You have all, y'all for getting the whole other. Who cares about him getting his hair implants? I'm looking at his fucking tummy right there, bro. That shit looked crazy. When you look like that, when y'all get older? That's what his...

No, I'm not. That's all the yoga. Listen. I want stretching from yoga. Draw a circle around his torso area in the stomach. My man. And tell me that shit don't look like that shit off Star Wars. It does.

It looks like. Boba Fett. Boba Fett. It looked like Boba Fett. Look, bro. I never seen a... The tities of the eyes. The navel is the mouth.

But his belly button looks tired. It's dreary. I don't know, Russ. That ain't a good promo for a holistic lifestyle, bro. I'm going to eat some meat to date. Immediately. Pause. Whoa.

Whoa. What else we got, Taylor? What's this? Oh, this was a little crazy, man. What is this? Look this fucking fat, titty white girl. Bobby. Yep.

Yo, salute this chick right here, yo. Salute the black girl. I don't think the black girl. girls got enough credit. They can't eat it. He's a fucking crazy, man. Why the fuck is she yelling at that? Because these white bitches are crazy.

They're yelling too for everything. Why did she yell at them? They yell at you for anything, bro. They think they can yell. She's probably high and drunk wondering, why the fuck are you staring at me? They were already yelling at that guy, though. That's that. Yo, shout out that fucking girl, man.

Who is that girl? I got to follow her in me. That girl's a legend, hell. Black girl. Listen, that's what she called Dickhead. momentum. Yep. Because the white girl was already robbed up yelling at everybody and she

didn't even realize that's a baby. She don't even know what they were talking about. You realize it was a baby. She bent down to yell at the fucking stroller. Baby ain't flinched though. Baby ain't crying on nothing. Why? It comes out of nowhere. Wow, that's great. By the way, this is when an ally,

this is when being an ally goes wrong. Because the black girls, the black women are arguing with the white guy about it. She comes over to be an ally and starts out there to be a baby. I don't give a fuck what your dad's You want to grow up to be like a low racist daddy? You want to grow up to be like your low racist fucking daddy?

Shout out to that girl, man. That girl's a hero. Your little snack pack cracker. She pardoned herself so well, though. Excuse me. Especially what the fuck is wrong with you? That's a goddamn baby now. Isn't it also fucked up of the dad to bring your baby there

if you're going to be antagonistic to Oh, this is the rally. Yeah. What do you mean be antagonistic? I'm pretty sure there argument because he's a Trump supporter. He showed up at the rally. Right. They're at his rally.

Kamala's rally. So he's there to protest Kamala's rally. Yes. I respect. Why would you go? Why would you go with your baby? That's kind of fucked up. Because you need protection.

Yo, babysitters are crazy. And you thought that's the one thing that could stop a Karen. It was crazy. You out there protesting the person that wants to give you a big child tax credit, Child care tax credit. But meanwhile, you out there... How much you get for that tax credit? Like six grand, bro.

Six-K. She need to up that shit. What else we got to tell us? I mean, you'll still count for you. Oh, no, actually, no. No, you're too rich, yo. No, I'm middle-class. I think it goes to everybody.

I don't think there's a... I'm middle-class, bro. You're fucking rich, Sean. I'm middle-class, bro. You're fucking rich. Is it a dance party with Beyonce? Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce. Dance party with Beyonce.

Hey, this is hot. Beyonce. Dance party with Beyonce. Dance party with Beyonce. Beyonce. Beyonce. Beyonce. Beyonce.

Party with Beyonce. Beyonce. Beyonce. Yeah, you love Trump. Why didn't, hey, can you tell me about this controversy? Clear up the misinformation. She's talented. Jesus Christ.

Can you clear up this misinformation, guys? There is a narrative out there that they sold the rally as a Beyonce performance. That's not true. So I'm just asking you to clear up the misinformation. She's coming. Yeah, I just heard she was coming. By the way, it don't matter because it's like, yo, she's been doing those size rallies the past 100 days. She had 75,000 people in D.C. last night.

Just her. her closing speech, 75,000 at the same spot where Trump did his insurrection speech 75,000 people. Wow.

Like, you know, it's like, that's a silly narrative. Like, how much do you get to show up? Like, what's the, what are they paying to people? Shit, I don't know. Not as much as Trump was trying to pay 50.

Three million. Damn, bro. I'm saying, I would, I need some money at, bro. That's, why are we the only ones that? We ain't get no, Why can we get some money, bro? And then I hate it because everybody's always saying we got money.

Or at least me, they always like, yo, the Democrats paying you. Mental health is paying you. They talk about mental health like it's a person. Mental health is paying you. Mental health is paying you, bro. I ain't got a check yet. Where is the money? Nah, y'all get paid.

Get all the money at. When do we go get some money, bro? That's the thing. The Russians. I did my mental wealth expoed three weeks ago. We don't charge nobody to get in that. You know what's fucked up? We're not even biased enough to get paid by the Russians.

Russians out here dropping them back They was dropping bags But they never asked us to Russians dropping them bags You know we talk too much Oh because we'll brag about it You talk about it Yeah we got this Vladimir motherfucker

He's just giving us Crazy bread dumb idiot But then the crazy part Did you probably take that money From the Russians And try to slide out on them Next thing you know we're out here Like lawns on train and that

No I don't want to shake hands on that Like I don't want to do that Hey what? What do you mean? What's wrong with you man? I thought we slide on the Russians No they'll come kill us is what I'm saying.

You know how training day ended. I thought we're sliding on the Russians. Not flying on us. Training Day didn't end well. Lonzo got killed by the Russians. Dance party with Beyonce. Let's pay the bill, tail, and do some asking idiots. Who that?

Mm, that is the homie. Barack. You know, Barack pick up. I don't know Barack. Man, let's do some ads and then chickadee dendez. What? Chiquity Dendez. I'm not listening to you.

I got you. I got you, though. I got that ass. I got that ass, bro. That ass was gaped up. Come on, bro. You sound like Diddy. Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I am. I won't let you bully me. Pull them up, Taylor. Pull him up, pull him up. While she's pulling it up, do you guys think that you're a fraggle maggot? Trump is planted in the sea to claim election fraud.

Man, y'all don't listen to me. I've said all of these things already. Do you think he's currently doing it? I did a whole, I've been saying this forever. I did my last piece on the Daily Show. This is what it was about. It's obvious. They are cheating, though, in Pennsylvania.

No, she, he's just losing in Pennsylvania. It's okay. Cheating, bro. Should people be concerned with the burning of the valid drop-off boxes? Yeah, but. I was crazy. It's about to be crazy. Here's the thing.

I've told you all this already. It's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy. I don't even want to give it. I'm not even giving it. I'm not even giving them, all my predictions. I'm giving off it. I'm not even giving no predictions right now.

What you mean? I've already given all my predictions, though. What are you talking about? And I'm going to tell you something else. And I mean this in the most drunken way possible. You had two sips. You let them out such a bleed, bro. What?

How many dicks you take a day? To make you gay, Alex. What? How many dicks do you take a day? No, no. How many dicks do you make you gay? One. Okay.

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we sent you. Let's get back to the show. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Okay. Ooh, this is a good one. Matt Sallazar said, what showt's wildest's birthday story? What's your wildest birthday? birthday story shows. It's not wild, but this is coolest. My wife took me to the Knicks game, and we sat on the floor, and I got to be on the Jumbotron, which sounds ridiculous since we've done two shows at MSG, but there's something

different when you're like, you know what I mean? Like you're in at, like there's MSG and then there's the Knicks playing at MSG. Oh, I agree with that. I can see that. And it was like, dude, I'm walking. It's a different energy. I'm like walking around backstage. Like, I've done this walk around backstage. I've been in these green rooms. I've done all this. But still, I'm like nervous. I'm like, oh, am I in the right place? I'm feeling like uncomfortable. Last year during the playoffs. So me and my fiance were like in the lower level. But she knows a hot girl standing up dancing gets the cameras attention. So she kept doing that just so the cameras will put me on the Jumbotron. And that moment made you dance? No, like she was dancing. And then the cameras would be here. Asshole. And if she was, she was. And if she was, she was. And if she was, wanted me to dance, I would dance, all right? How is that getting?

You know the hot girl. Did the attention? Dance, Alex. So Alex started to the camera came right to you. Fans make them dance. You got to cut him off. That's not. Drink more.

Listen, it didn't sound like that, though, the way he wanted it. Oh. You knew a hot girl. She knew a hot girl who gets the camera, so she made me dance. What did you do? Tell me to show me this. What moves we do it? What moves we do?

Dance party with Beyonce. Oh my God. What else we got, Taylor? If you had to save, if you had to dance to save your mother's life, what move would you do? I can't dance, bro. I have to execute the dance properly. No, no, it's not a dance. It's like, yo, they're like, yo, you want to save your mom?

You got to dance right now. I'm just going to start doing the moves like Jagger, bro. I'm just going to start doing what? Like, what would it bowl? All types of shit. This is cool crazy. Like, what? I hate that we gave it, like, a way to get that.

We can't do this. Okay. R.C. R.C. underscore never thought. You see what you started? I know. Oh, how? How?

Really? How? Did you even hear his story? Like, me and my fiance. We're at that. Nobody ever seen his fiance? Oh. Shultz.

Oh, man. All she never tired wants to know is Alex really gay? Alex? Absolutely. I know why they think I'm gay. Yeah. Why didn't think you... Why don't you go?

Because I act like a frackleback. Because every now and then I identify. As a fraccombeck. As a fragal maggot. Listen, why do they think that, Alex? People think that, for real, is that a narrative? Wait, is it? Well, why do they think that?

I never heard that. I don't be honest with you. I never heard Alex's gay. I mean, like, gay people have the right to identify all the time. And you call me gay all the time. I know. I know.

I know. You've never called me gay. No. Five minutes ago. Five minutes ago. Five minutes ago. A hot chick. You say he was dancing.

That's right. A hot chick dancing. That's not gay. So now I'm trans. I don't know. Teet me whatever you want to be. Oh, well,

at least he thinks up hot. That's what's not. What's going on? The Shabli is not that strong. I was doing a T-W-A face. I was doing a D-W-A face. I was doing a D-W-A-face. I thought, I thought that was,

appropriate for that moment. Alex, if it means the thing, I don't think you're gay. I did put it together. I did put it together. You know who else got put together? I don't,

I didn't. Actually take it apart. I don't take it. Chris, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Chris. You have a nightmare with no,

we're going to fix it. It's okay. That's what they say after they botched the surgery. We're going to fix it. Let them cook, man. Let them cook. You know what y'all should watch? What?

Beauty and Black on Netflix. It's a Tyler Perry. I almost put that on. Man is so fucking good, bro. It's number one. That's number one in the country. Oh, on. I'm going to show you it is.

It's so good. That Zodiac. I'm gonna show you a scene. Let me show you this scene, man. If Charlemagne says it's good, it's good, bro. You know, it's the worst fucking thing. I don't know. It's not, man.

It's so good, bro. Hold on. You are. Let's see. Hey, watch this part, bro. What? Give you back for his ass. Get the fuck out of it!

How the fuck is going on, man? Bro, you're staying at that ass too long, bro. Wait a minute. Can you tell me? You caught him. I just explain to me why they're arguing. They're arguing. Can you describe to the listeners what we're looking at?

Oh, that's Duval yelling. Yes. I thought it's the characters. No, I'm like, what's going on? That's why he said the guy, what happens in the scene is two guys are arguing. Yeah. And they're arguing and the guys walking out. And the guy calls the guy's name.

And the guy turns around, he goes, you'll be back for this ass. And he turns around and moor. The guy got a fat ass, too, though. What? That's not sure I like it because he wishes his ass was that fat. You think he got a fat ass? Wait, where? Tell a joke.

I'm not even telling you. The ass was fat as a minute for a man. You bulk him right now. You might have ass like that one day. Pull over them traps too fat. Taylor got the traps out, bro. You do. Look, throw down.

What else you got, Taylor? Cooley-Maine said at what age do you think you've been the best version of yourself? Right fucking now. Hell yeah. What is you talking about? Absolutely. Right now. If you're doing this life thing right, you get better with age, you get better with time.

Okay? Just like wine, just like cognac, you know, just like cheese, just like vintage cars. If you're doing this life thing right, you get better with fucking time. Amen. It's really that simple. I agree. So at what age do you think you've been the best version of yourself? You're supposed to be the best version of yourself every single time you get older.

If not, you're not doing this shit right. Andre the Outlaw says, do you think our dreams have hidden meaning? Shit, I hope not. I hope so. I had a really good dream. Wow. Tell me. Y'all going to hate, but whatever.

I had a dream that Kendrauma invited me. to his music video. I never had a dream bar, I can't even more. And then what did you do? You held up the lights or something like that? No, shut up. It was like a whole party.

This man is engaged. Wait, wait. Let me ask you a question. Wait, let me ask you question. So when I say I have a dream by something, that means automatically sexual. Yeah. Why?

Why? Well, if I said I dreamed about a man, y'all would laugh at me. But when you dreamed by him, I just had a dream, I just had a dream that he invited me to his music video. Where does I have to do with any sexual? I just see him hiring you for security. But then fucking guns out

I can easily see Dave free hitting you up like yo we need another security God you want to make some extra money put on a black shirt that says PG leg on the front security on the back That's fire You wouldn't do security for Kendrick Kumar I'll do anything for Kennedy

Whoa Chill out, yo you got a man now Roger from Rawley who lives in a row house and drives a rainbow If y'all didn't know either Try to make a Shooter's work That's his character. Roger from Rowland.

Yeah, that's his character. That's her boyfriend. No, it's not. That's not his name. Bro, I've seen Taylor get off a plane. Oh, my God. Listen, we got off the plane from, what the fuck was we at? Detroit.

Detroit. We got off the plane. What I say Taylor broke away from the group to go on the phone, and she doing this shit with her hair smiling, skipping through the airport. I love that. I looked over there. I was like, who the fuck is you talking to?

I love that. You got a boo? You have a boo. Boo. Boo love it on the phone. Couldn't watch. Wait, you know how when you get off the phone, you ain't got no service on the plane. She couldn't wait.

They called that person. My guy. Picking me up. Wow. I wait for it. What airport? Newark. Roger from Raleway lives in a row house, bribes a range rover.

He picked you up from Newark. That's what we flew into. Newark. He's flying. He's not driving in Newark. He lives in Rawley, New Jersey. He does it. lives in a row house

Roger from Rawley lived in a row house and driving a range road house and drive a range so he doesn't drive the range He's not Roger He don't live in a roadhouse He don't live

Liar Does he drive a range He doesn't drive a range How many inches Don't worry about it Wow Let's do one more They're gonna hate that

It's his birthday, blame him Yeah, blame me, what? He has to blow it Yo. This is crazy right here. And bro, it is the stupidest fucking podcast. All of y'all listen to the sick humans, okay? Both of these are incredible.

What the heck they're 13 said, If it's raining men, what man do you want it to rain? This is a good fucking question. Let's start with you tell. Let's go around the room with this one. Yeah. If it's raining men, what man do you want it to rain? Taylor. Set it off.

Uh, my man. Go. Roger. Chris. Why are you mad about that? What the hell? If it's raining men, what man do you want it to rain? Uh, Jesus Christ. Woo! That's a good one. Alex, if it's raining men, what man do you want it to rain? Obama.

What? You think Obama's hot? What? Shultz, if it's raining men, what man do you want it to rain? I mean, one of them, one of them, um, lady boys. One of them Thai lamb lady boys. Ooh, okay. Hell yeah. Okay.

Ranked that up. Damn, I didn't. Who? Them Thai lady boys. Um, I think if you get, I don't know, I don't know. I think if you get head, I don't think that's gay. Who's asking? But he's drunk, y'all.

Let them cook. No, I'm just saying. Like, if they look enough like a girl and you get head, I don't think that's gay. He drunk, y'all, let them cook. But they can't clear the throat or nothing masculine. They can't. They can't be like, Or make the noise like it tastes good, like, yeah, yeah.

Or they can't like forget that they didn't, you know, fill the meter and be like, fuck, I got my car parked. Like, you know what I mean? Hold on a second. My car is down the block. My ricochre. That's crazy, yo. My ricochre is illegally parked.

What about you? I'm not gay. Why would I ever answer this question? We didn't say you had to stop him all off Well, he said Jesus What man do you want to rain? None. He said Jesus, though.

What's so about that? Huh? Chris said Jesus, though. Jesus makes the rain. Yeah, so that's a clever answer. No, because this is based off a song That is a gay answer. It's a rain and assail.

Hallelujah. Amen. Amen. What's going? What was Charlotte? Because you're doing his reign at me. Yo. Yo.

That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get that thing out of his mouth. I know. Get that thing on his mouth. Having too much.

No more. Fallic. Simple. Happy birthday to Andrew Schultz, man. Oh, my God. Glad you taking another lap around the sun, brother. 41 years old, man. God bless you all.

Getting better with time. Make sure y'all sit and Andrew Shoste love on his born day. Show the letter I got you or the card I got. Oh shit. You got me a very sweet card. Everybody didn't need to grow up. That's fun. That's actually really funny.

It's a man torrent. I thought it looked like you too in the story. He's tooting. It's a man to doping that thing up and making it roll. Toot that thing up, Shotsi make it roll. Uh, you said thing up, Chelsea make it roll. Hey, hey, hey.

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