The Brilliant Idiots - Imagine Dragging

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

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I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiots Podcasts. Yep, Shalameen, the God. We are The Brilliant Idiot's Podcast. And this week's episode is brought to you by Squarespace

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Head to Squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Let's start the motherfucking show. Hesi. What's up, baby? We out here, man. Another week of brilliant idiotness, man. Mother fucking neck hurting this shit.

Neck hurts. Yeah, my neck hurts. I think I slept wrong. I worked out yesterday, but I think I slept wrong. What did you do? Yesterday we did legs. That's what's so crazy. So I don't know why my neck would be hurt.

Hmm. He was talking about that could be a head injury. Yeah, what do you think about it? Because you came in super gay today, dude, and it was like, it was one of those things. It was, it was, I had to, like, recalibate. Well, I was matching your gay. I was matching your gay because you hit me with a joke. What did I say?

I don't want to give it away. And I'm not going to give away anything. All right, fine, just let it happen. And then it might just make it sway into the episode. But now I had to match your gay. So when you asked me what was wrong, I said a head injury. He was like, what head injury? And I was like, I hurt my throat sucking dick.

Because that could be an injury. I ain't doing this, bro. I ain't doing this right now. I ain't doing this, bro. Yo, you're starting to act like, like, fucking, what's his face? Licker. Who's liquor? Licker this dick.

See? He hit me with one of those earlier. Bro, the one earlier, I had to work for it too. Because I was like, I had to work. You let it go. You had the moment in the beginning. Did he say who? He did. I fucked up. Yeah. No. You said, he's repeated it right away. And then you said, yo, such a stuff shouted you out. And I'm like, word. No, you were saying, we save it. Yeah, you might as well.

I said, so I said, yo, you saw a magic dragon shouted you out. And you were like, word, I love them. And I was like, damn, he knows who they are. He was like, you know who Imagine Dragons is? I'm like, yeah. Then you was like, not the rock group. I'm like, who the fuck is the rock group? But then you got me because you said, I thought you were about to show me somebody on YouTube. Yeah, like, you want to see them on YouTube?

And you're like, sure. And I'm like, do you even care? I was like, I don't know. This sounds gay. I was like, do you even know you are? And you were like, who are there? And I was like, imagine dragging these balls. Sorry, guys.

Oh, dad jokes are back. Dad jokes are fucking back. Fucking back. Okay. I let a bunch of them fly yesterday What was I talking about yesterday? Oh, and the Giants lost Oh, I was letting them go yesterday

I was like, what the fuck did I say? I said, uh, I said, yeah, Hold on, hold on, I might still have them written down. Hold on. I had letting them shit fly yesterday. Hold on, let me see if I can find these shit, man. Oh, hold on.

Let's go over there. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Dad jokes are the shit, especially when you with other fucking dads. Oh, here we go. You got that jean jacket

from a buncher? Okay. I told a dad joke. I said, I told envy. I said, I'm going to tell you the story of the,

what happened? Nothing. She thought I was trying to set her up. No, did you get it? The brand is it called Buncha. All right, fine. Oh, I heard about Bunja.

Yeah. It expands with you? Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that shit. That's, that's crazy what he just said. That's, what? He said,

you got stretch clothing. Like, this is incredible. That's what he said. That's fucked up. What do you mean? I mean, it does look like a bunch of jackets. Dude, your dumb dad jokes. His minds are better anyway.

Your jokes are phenomenal, bro. I said, the jokes are same. You ever heard the story? The cucumber, pickle, penis, and the New York Giants fan. What is it? Okay. So there was a cucumber, a pickle, a penis,

and a New York Giants fan sitting around talking about how bad their lives was. The cucumber says, my life is terrible. When I get big and hard, they chop me up and put me in a salad. The pickle says, that's nothing. When I get big and hard, they stick me in a jar full of vinegar and vacuum seal me. The penis says, my life is the worst. When I get big and hard, they put a rubber tarp on my head

and stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out. The New York Giants fan said, my life is terrible because I can't handle big deep. Salas Cowboys, baby. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, I had another one, too. Okay. Why does it?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Why doesn't New York Giants quarterback Daniel Jones use the phone anymore? Why? Because he can't find the receivers. EEO! EEO! What does Chick-fil-A and New York Giants players have in timing?

What's that? They both take off on Sunday. Woo! Now that I look. Don't hate Taylor with your bungee jacket. You got a bunch of jackets. Why are you sipping? Well,

come on, time, time, you all you don't see how you just sip that water in? Why, why he's how you suck? That's how you neck hair. Look how you're sucking in.

Ha! I can't believe you're shaming me for having a head injury. Why are you shaming me for having a head injury, you never had a head injury? You took all that down once. God, ounces of water. How you suck down 12 ounces of water, bro?

I don't know. See how you got it. Bro, that's crazy, bro. It's a gift. Bro, that's fucking, it's a gift. It's a gift. You take that a fucking rider, bro. You jealous is shit, Taylor.

You are a little bit jealous. You are a little bit jealous. A bunch of jacket. That's nothing. And also, what's it. Rada hates you. That's another thing. Who?

Rodin is dead Come on this dead! Hey! Hey, Chris, you need to have more fun. You're a Giants man, right? You're a Giants man, right? Yeah. Oh, shit.

No, Giants or Jets, whoever's worse. Shit, this year is going to be a toss-up. Jets will be better than the Giants, though. Even with Aaron Rogers being out for the rest of his life. Yeah, but Aaron Rogers is out for the rest of his life. But I think the replacement, they have, what is it, Zach Wilson. Please. And then there's Diego Fitness.

Who the fuck is Diego? Shut the fuck out. I'm that fuck with it. Fitness dick is your dog. Fitness Dick, I got I was really like

Who did it? Chris! Yo. Diego Fitness. What are you working at? Diego Fitness? That's one of the best places to work in the country.

One of the best places to motherfucking work. Aaron Rogers is out for the rest of his life. Y'all know this is it, guys. 40 years old When are we going to learn that when you get to a certain age There's certain things you can't do anymore I know Tom Brady gassed up the world

Because he played till he was 76 years old You know what I mean But there's only one motherfucking Tom Brady Okay? Yeah Aaron Rogers 75 seconds Four snaps in Gone

Gone forever And by the way He can try to come back But I don't think he would be smart to What's the point of coming back from it And you're 40 plus. You know how long that's going to take the hill? Oh, God.

Oh, God. It's horrible to look at it. If you guys can't see, we're looking at it right there. Oh, my God. Yeah. Damn. Well? Try to push off and then, whoop.

It's over. Yeah, game over. The Jeff's got. The Jets got, I tell you something, man. The Jets got, they did win. But boy, New York teams let down the city of New York on the weekend of 9-11. Giants lose 40 to O. Then y'all lose Aaron Rogers on 9-11.

It's a bigger disaster involving Jets. Okay. All right. Okay, guys. Guys. What? Guys, can we have a dick joke? Now's the time.

Now the time. Come on. Come on. Hey, Alex. Aren't you Alex Media, my dick? Something. What? It don't work like that.

Alex. You know Alex? Alex, Alex, Alex, sucks to meat off my dick. The media? No. No. No. You're an alien, bro.

You're an alien, bro. You're an alien trying to understand dad, Joe. I mean, though. No, no. It was close, but no. Wait, isn't the Jet defense still nice? No, no Jones. Defense is still good.

Just defense is still good. Because that's what kept them in the game. Good receivers. I mean, they might, they're... They got sauce. What's his name? Got to have a good quarterback, though, man. Sam Wilson ain't it?

I thought it was Zach Wilson. Oh, Zach Wilson. But wait, wait, if they have, what is it? What's his name? Sauce Gardner? Sauce Gardner? Who's the guy that he did the weed celebration with, Aaron Rogers? What on Hard Docs?

Yeah, I'm honestly not trying to make a joke. I think you tried. No, no, no. He had a handshake where they both go like this, and then they smoke weed, and then they put it out. I didn't see this. Can you look it up on Twitter? He'll go to the next 30 minutes?

You don't know. The corner back? The corner, yeah. What's his name, Sauce Gardner? Yes. That's, I know you think that I'm. No, they have. When you become the boy who cried dick,

now nobody believes you. Look up sauce garden. Nobody believes you. They have sauce gardener. They have, y'all don't even know the jet Sebastian Chokon. Oh my God. Oh my God, man.

All right. Hey, would you date Sebastian Chokon? Taylor. Would you date Sebastian Chokon? Oh, that's sauce gardening right there. Oh, sexy red was at the game. Yes, she was. Oh, okay.

That is sexy Ray. She's a Jets fan? Where's sexy red from? Yeah, she is sexy on the back of her jersey. Interesting. Definitely sexy. All right. Anyway.

We warmed up. Let's get to it, man. Ashton Couther. Yeah, what are we thinking about this? Play the, play the fucking. Well, first of all, let's give the backstory. Ashton Coutcher and how you pronounce her name? Mila.

Mila Coonis addressed backlash to Danny Madison letters. I support victims. Hold on. Stay right there, Taylor. Coochard and Coonis both wrote letters seeking leniency and sentencing from Madison after he was convicted on two rape counts. Now, if you have a history with a person, right? They've clearly spun a lot of time with them.

They were all in what? That 70 show together. If you want to write a letter, right? Not saying that they're saying that he should get off. They said, yo, I'm writing a letter because I'm looking for leniency, whatever it is. Yeah. We know him. I don't know if I didn't read the details of the letter.

My whole point is if you know a person and you feel like you want to write this letter because you know this person, why do you care about the backlash? You have to know you're going to get backlash before you fucking send the letter back. They don't think that letter's getting out. Yeah. Really? And then guaranteed that you didn't watch the video? Oh. No, let's see.

Let me hear it. Come on, it's brilliant idiots, man. We don't pay attention to fucking facts and shit. We are aware of the pain that has been caused by the character letters that we wrote on behalf of Danny Masterson. We support victims. We have done this historically through our work and will continue to do so in the future. A couple months ago, Danny's family reached out to us and they asked us to write character letters to remember. represent the person that we knew for 25 years so that the judge could take that into full consideration

relative to the sentencing. The letters were not written to question the legitimacy of the judicial system or the validity of the jury's ruling. They were intended for the judge to read and not to undermine the testimony of the victims or re-homotized them in any way. We would never want to do that. And we're sorry if that has taken place. our heart goes out to every single person

who's ever been a victim of sexual assault, sexual abuse. Ashton's a better acting. But that's exactly. Like, she's not that good of acting. Like, she needs to be a mom. Well, it sounded a little too scripted. Yeah, but him, he was good at acting.

It sounded a little warmer or a little normal. It was more believable. But it goes back to my point about what I just said. They didn't write letters saying, hey, this guy is innocent, yada, yada, yada. They just say, yo, give him some leniency. because they know him. Like that's all the character letter is

is what has your experience been with this person? That whole, that whole 70th show thing, it's not just Danny Masters thing. They might be coming after the whole squad, bro. Yeah, I saw it. They were just all partiers. They were all like running the L.A. party scene back in the day because they were young,

attractive superstars for this incredibly popular show. But how does this turn into that is what I'm saying? Show. Don't you think this is a fucked up world we live in? Were this. I can understand them having backlash because they wrote the letter But I also feel like

If they wanted to write the letter On behalf of their friend, that's their right to them. You didn't see what else happened? I saw what I saw what I'm saying. What the girl said? The girl, one of the accused, one of the accusers, right?

You could find that. I think she was on Twitter Basically saying How dare you write that letter You know that I have that I'm aware of that secret That you and Danny kept And, uh,

Who was the girls? Who were the girls? I don't know. But he's like, I'm aware of that secret that, you know, that you and Danny kept. And then she's like, that secret that took place on this date, right? And on that date, Ashton Coucher's ex-girlfriend was killed. What? Son, this shit gets deep, my boy.

This shit gets deep. What the? So she's implying that either Ashton was aware of or killed his ex. that was killed and Danny and Ashton were somehow involved. Shit, I know Ashton wishing he was getting punked right now. Son. What the fuck? And then did you see the old late night show with Rosie O'Donnell?

I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. But that's what I was alluding to. I was talking about that type of shit. Like how does this turn into everybody digging up all this old footage? Oh, because what happens is Danny Masterson isn't big enough or famous enough anymore? Never heard of them. Exactly.

this shit. So what they want is, so let's say that there's quote unquote justice for Danny Masters. The more popular and famous person that you can bring into this trial, the more that illuminates what's going on. But the guy's getting 30 years. It's over. Of course, but they want more. Hey, you ruined my life. So I'm going to ruin every, not only, I'm not ruined. I'm going to justifiably take your life from you because what you've done to me and all the people around you that helped you because this has been, what, 12 years? since it happened or something like that. This trial's been going on forever. Really? And these women, they were on the trial, they had like either threats made against them.

I think one of their cats was poisoned or some shit. What the fuck? They're alleging that the Church of Scientology was basically stepping in and trying to intimidate them on behalf of Danny Masterson. Son, this shit, look, there is no empirical,

correct me if I'm using the right word, there's no empirical evidence of what happened, right? this is apparently so far for what the public knows this is like hearsay evidence right and the jury convicted I believe based on that based on what the public knows maybe the jury knew more maybe there's more information on the trial but he got more time than Harvey Weinstein got

he got more time than Bill Cosby got 30 to life for a trial that there's no empirical evidence of what has happened now that the public knows about within the trial he had two charges right two different girls and I think one was taken away. One, I believe, was a girl said that

he did it while she was sleeping and then they ended up, what is the whole thing? It was actually his girlfriend had stuck. So they were dating and she claims that he did something while she was sleeping. And then, so that when they threw away because they continued dating afterwards. They stayed with him after the fact.

Which doesn't mean anything. Yeah, that don't mean shit. But at the same time, they weren't convinced. But the other two girls went through. So there's a lot of weird stuff about this. this almost feels like a warning shot being sent either at Scientology or... What is Scientology have to do with this? Cool me on that.

Danny Masterson is a high-ranking Scientologist, and he's been in it for years. And Scientology... Why would people have something against Scientology? Scientology has been known to protect people's sexuality that are big public figures. Got you, got you, got you. Been known to protect people who have been involved in criminal activity that are public figures. So if you look at a lot of these Scientologists, you know, the ones that are like rumored gay, for example, all of a sudden Scientology make sure that that's not possible. They might even hook you up with a wife so that, you know, the public image of you can look like you're part of this, you know, wholesome, pure, traditional family.

There was rumors about Smith. There's rumors about Tom Cruise, a goat. There's rumors about Saturday Night Fever, John Travolta. And one of the victims, she was saying that she was being followed, she was being intimidated. She was like, like Andrew said, one of the cats got poisoned or something like that. So what's the... Scientology holds down as people, bro.

Blood in. So you're basically saying that this is a shot to say, we're not protecting y'all Scientologists no more. All of y'all can get it, basically. Maybe, I don't know. What do you guys think? It seems like a message has been sent here,

and I don't know if the case is more open and shut, but if the case is taking 12 years to try, you would know more. If it's taking this long to try, it seems to me it's not as open and shut. He was on trial with 12 years? Or did it happen 12 years ago? It happened like 12 years ago.

But so they tried it one time and then it was a hung jury. So they had to try it again. And then this time it's worked. Yes. So he's just been prolonging this. And it's like basically the judge is going to give you. He found guilty in May he had a retrial after the first jury was unable to reach a verdict in 2022. Yeah.

And he was deemed a flight risk until he was taken into prison custody. Hmm. And so the judges typically will give you more time depending on how, like, how good of a person he deems you are. So the fact that you are accused of raping these women, they have enough evidence to convict you. And then on top of that, you tried to intimidate the witnesses after the fact that they're throwing a book at you. And he said the actor was convicted after three women testified that he had sexually assaulted them from 01 to 03. Weinstein hired the fucking, um, the Mossade spot. or whatever.

No, but he hired actual professional intelligence agencies to go dig up dirt on these women and I think intimidate them. So like,

it's just peculiar to me. This is, especially when it says the charges bought by the third accuser were declared a mistrial and prosecutors said they did

not plan to retry the case. So why are they bringing up the old footage from Rosie O'Donnell with Ashley? Well, I think they're just trying to bring as many famous people

into it because that will shed the most light on the case. But I don't see what the Ashton thing. So Ashton wrote that letter saying like, oh, he's such a good guy. And then now people are saying, hey, but look at what the climate was around the people in this show. Yeah, but, okay, play the clip, Taylor. Find that asked the clip and play that clip.

She was 14 when we started the show. I was like 19, right? Right. And they're like, okay, you guys are going to be making out in the scene. And I'm like thinking like, this is like slated illegal, right? You're not your first kiss ever, right? He was my first kiss. Why don't you'll bet you made with Danny about our first kiss?

No, it wasn't the first kiss. It was like the first kiss. It was like the first week. No, it was not the first week. Whatever. Let me tell you what happened. No, let me tell you about that. I never kissed the guy.

I was so, and then, you know, As was attractive, and I was a 14-year-old little girl, and I was extremely scared for my life. Sure. And he was very nice about it. He was like, oh, don't worry. I was like, okay. Then Danny goes and goes, I'll give you $10 if you French kissed her.

What would you stick my, like your tongue in my mouth or some... What? No, no, no, no. For $10. You're making it sound like it was like really... Okay, Dan, we had a little side bet going. Which was... It wasn't very much.

You know, like, you know, you're kissing on the show or boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah. You would use tongue, right, Rosie? I mean, you would... It depends what kind of an actor you are, I guess. Absolutely. Yeah. So Danny bets me like $20 that I wouldn't do it.

And of course, I'm like, yeah, sure. What's the deal? And then the cop showed up and you got it right? pretty much. They should have. Okay. So whoever posted said, Ashton Cush is a pedophile,

he groomed his current wife, Mila Coonis, since she was 14 years old. What are the thoughts? I mean, that would be the worst case scenario. What does this guy do? Oh, I saw this one from Punk.

I saw this. Play this one, Taylor? Hillary John is in Visry Wire. She also has an album out. She's going to be in a song. movie called Cheaper by the Dozen. And she's one of the girls that we're all waiting for to turn 18, along with the old school.

Any 15-year-old. All right. This is what I think, man. I think that we got to get the goddamn, uh, the TVA to just go prune these timelines, bro. We just got to, like, that's, we just got to get rid of all of this shit, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, all of this shit from the, the, the, the 80s to the.

the 90s to the early 2000s, you just got to get rid of all of it. You know? Yeah. None of it ever, none of it is aged well. Yeah. None of it. But here's the thing that I always keep saying

about all of this stuff. None of this stuff is a secret. This is the Rosie O'Donnell show, and this was pumped on MTV. You don't get much bigger when it comes to television. So I know you're pointing the finger at Ashton. But what about the producers? What about the fucking writers?

Because somebody wrote that joke for As me, Cutchardtchard. What about the host? Nobody pushed back on any of this shit in real time. It just happened and broadcasted to everybody. There was no backlash to it, no nothing. Like there's a lot of people. If you want to hold people accountable, you can't just hold the talent accountable, y'all. Yeah, you know what's interesting?

It's like, at the time, it was actually quite, we look at it now we're like this is fucking disgusting this is horrible at the time it was a quite common joke to be made like people would say that about Britney Spears all the time Britney Spears had the what's it called video hit me baby one more time and

they're just people on TRL openly going oh TikTok when it's time yeah so I think now we're looking back at it going this is fucking horrendous how to do this what the fuck was wrong with us no like See it.

Like, you know, and it's like, look, man, we all come from that era where we would see stuff like that and wouldn't think anything of it. You know what I'm saying? So it's just kind of like when you see this stuff being bought back up and people are trying to put, you know, things together to paint a picture of a person, that's not accurate. You know what I mean? Because the reality is if you go back to that time, sadly, everybody was making those kind of jokes. Yeah. You know? And even to go back to the kiss would ask.

And what's her name? Mela. Yeah. 19 and 14. Once again, that scene had to be directed. That scene had to be produced. Nobody says, hey, Ashley's 19. She's 14.

How old was she supposed to be on the show? I don't know. It's actually true. Yeah, she lied about her age. Taylor said she lied about her age. Which means she couldn't lie about her age. She lied about her age when she was auditioning. And then when she went to go sign the contract, allegedly, she said, actually,

I'm 14. I'm not whatever. And they were like, well, we like her so much. We want to keep her. the fuck out of here. So who's liable in a situation like that? I think you have to make her parent. I mean, like, listen, her parents are a little bit liable.

They know they're signing her up for a role that she's going to have to be making out with. Like, there's a sexual part of the role. Yeah. And she's going to be sexual with adults because I don't know if kids are even allowed to be sexual on TV. So that is a little peculiar one. One, they should have never hired her if they knew an underage girl was going to have to be sexual on the show. But two, if her parents are. involved, they should never be putting her out for a role that they know that she would have to do

sexual things. Like, that's just weird. Like, I would... Hollywood, bro. Yeah, but didn't they get married? But didn't they get married years, years later? Well, because if he would Demi Moore, so that's the thing. He probably dated Demi Moore like, yo, if I marry this old woman, nobody will ever think anything about it. And then that kind of removes the stink of the, I like young girl shit. But do you, but my point with that is, if they got married years, years later, how old was you when they got married? I'm so confused, man. Yeah.

What the fuck? This says you are watching In the Crease TV. What is this? I'm 70-so, and you're watching In The Creece TV. Hi, I'm Nancy Coucher, and I'm from that 70-show TV. No, that's 70-show, too. But, and the reason I'm doing this is not because I think In The Greece is good, but because John told me to be able to sit on my lap.

The only thing I don't like, you know, Man is when the internet takes things that don't have anything to do with each other and tries to combine. Danny Madison is the person who got convicted for 30 years. You know what I'm saying? Ashton and Mila wrote a character letter, you know, for Danny because the family asked him to, why are you all of a sudden trying to make it seem like Ashton is... Why would they do that, though? Why would you write a character letter?

That's what I'm saying. I can see both ways. I can see both sides. Okay, break that down. No, I'm just saying I can see both sides. If any one of y'all, like, I'm writing a character. Because it's like, I didn't know you were doing that whatever shit that he got convicted for. But now you know.

But now I know. So I'm going to be like, hey, the person I knew was a good dude. Yeah, but I wouldn't write asking for any kind of leniency, though. But if you ask me, if somebody said to me, you know, what did you think of Andrew? What did you think of Alex? I'm going to talk about my experience with them. I wouldn't even have a problem writing a letter for that, but I'm not going to ask for leniency. So what?

But the hard part is that what he got convicted of. Because now that changes. Then now you're not even that person that I thought you're. But that's why you don't ask feloniency. I'm not asking the judge. I'm not asking the judge to do nothing. So yeah, let's look at it. This is interesting.

If y'all tell me you're innocent. Like, let's say you say, I had a friend of mine who killed somebody, right? And he like, if he told me he's like I didn't do, or that he went to. prison for doing. He told me he didn't do it. That's all you got to tell me. I trust you. You're my friend. You're going to tell me the truth. I'll write a letter saying, no, this is not the guy who would never do it. Writing a letter for leniency means he did it, but he was good to me. That's fucking weird. Exactly. Writing the letter of there's no way he did that this is bullshit. I got my boys back. I know he would never do it. They're trying to, you know, get money out of him,

or they're trying to do that. And you have the right to believe that. Hell yeah. You have the right to believe that. But assuming, but basically writing a letter going, hey, he fucking rape these girls. but be a little bit lenient on him because he's been a good guy to me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I couldn't ask, I wouldn't ask for leniency. And once again, even if I,

even if all the evidence says you did it and I thought you did it, all I can talk about is my time with you. I can't speak on nothing else. If somebody says, I mean, what did you think of X, Y, and Z? Did you see anything? I'm like, nah, I never saw that.

Like, that's my people who's blah, blah, whatever, whatever. But anything else that got to do with the case, I can't speak to that. You know what I'm saying? And I damn sure can't ask for no leniency. Ask it for leniency is why. Crazy.

That's crazy. That's where you're saying. Like you're admitting like, oh, no, I guess he did it. I guess he did it. But don't throw him away forever. Don't go on for too long.

He was nice to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And maybe it wasn't a leniency letter. Maybe it was a character letter and they're throwing leniency in. Like maybe when they were asked,

it was like, yo, can you just say who this person is? He's saying he didn't do it in their... Maybe. He didn't do. And, like, of course, I'd love to say it because that's your friend. You're not going to believe your friend is guilty if that's really the homie. Yeah, we saw that recently, too, with Igia Zalya and Tori Lane's, right? Because Igiazellia wrote a letter for Tori Lane.

Boom. Asking for leniency. I, you know, I can't, I couldn't ask for leniency. All I could do is simply talk about my experiences which said person. Because just because you and a person are cool doesn't mean that a person isn't over here doing some wild shit or was over here has done some wild shit. Only that I can do is speak to my experiences.

Bro, if somebody said, Akash shot somebody and Akash's like, it's not me, I'm being set up, it's not, I would never do it. I got to hear more. I would have to hear more. I would have to, I personally would have to hear more. Why? I just think Akash has

that in him. He has the ability. I definitely do. We all do, though. Shoot somebody. For the right reason. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? They're on my lawn. That happened. That happened in Florida recently. Really? 62-year-old guy got arrested, pulled a gun out on two construction workers.

Told him, don't walk on my fucking lawn. I'm walking my lawn, yeah. He pulled the hammer out on him. Which is crazy to do in Florida, though, because in Florida somebody could pull, everybody got a gun, can pull a hammer back out on you and shoot you. You know what I mean? I'm not dying over no grass.

Nah, maybe. I'm not dying over no grass, though. Just get the fuck off my lawn, you know what I mean? That's it. and then you about you 62 about to go to prison? Come on, man. Come on, man. Trying to protect your grass.

Now you got to go protect your ass? You got it. Come on, man. And you don't have the hammer, bro. You don't got the fucking hammer. Yeah. You don't got the hammer. I don't know, man.

I wish everybody the best in this situation, man. It's just a very, very strange world we live in. And I really don't. Except Danny. Yeah, except Danny. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's gone. He's doing 30 years.

The only thing I was. would say is I just don't like when people start pulling things from back in the day to try to paint a picture and a narrative of what an individual is now. And it's so easy to just take a little excerpt on the internet.

Especially for somebody who's been publicly involved in the internet or television for 20, 30 years. And you go through all those interviews, you're going to be able to find something to create whatever narrative. Especially in the world of entertainment. We were out of our fucking minds. You know what I'm saying?

We were all batching crazy. And it's always funny when this stuff like this pops up because you just be looking like, man. Yeah. What a time to be alive. And we didn't get to fucking really partaking that shit shows. No, we did. We didn't get to live in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s

where you could really get on TV and say some wild shit. I mean, we were wild and guy code. We were, listen, that's another thing. We were wild in Guycold to the point where now, and how long ago was that? They got to take down episodes. 10 years ago, 11 years ago, they're taking episodes now. I just can't wait to see what is offensive 10 years from now. I want to know what we're doing and saying right now,

just what people are doing and saying right now that 10 years from now, people are going to be like, ah, no, that's not acceptable. Do you think eventually the pendulum just goes the other way, where it's like you could say anything? I think things are, I think it's already trending that way right now. But we got to learn. And I'm going to tell you what I mean by. I agree with you.

The pendulum will ultimately swing back when people don't give a fuck no more. They're like, fuck it. But we have to keep in mind if we care, 20 years from now, it's going to swing back to this shit. It's going to swing back to what we just been dealing with the past five or six years. You know what I mean? So you kind of got to be careful about just how you move down. I do wish that.

I say that all the time, though, I do wish I understood the power of the microphone and stuff back then. Because we was just all going for it. You know what I mean? You just being loud so you get attention in the beginning. That's it. You know what I mean? And it wasn't even, I don't even think we were trying to get attention. Like, you know, nowadays, you know, you see these people online.

They're doing things for attention. We were trying to outdo each other. That's true. Very competitive. You know what I'm saying? They would play. shit back. This was Sholts and Gabra say. You know what I'm me?

This put two ball with Shalama. So everybody was going for it. And on Twitter, oh my God. Yeah, Twitter was crazy. Twitter was the wild, wild West. You hear me? The shit that the hashtags people would come up with,

I will say, though, even then, though, there was certain shit I'd see, and I'd be like, I ain't participating in that way. Yeah, I was like. They should delete all tweets older than a year. I agree with you Why do we need anything? I agree with you Because a lot of that shit out of context

Just confuses motherfuckers I think they should delete all content man Ooh And the reason I say that is because Like there's certain people right Like let's just say you have An audience now People swear by things that you say

But then they go back 15, 20 years ago You ain't feeling like that no more You don't believe that anymore. You know what I'm saying? Like remember Malcolm Gladwell, when we had him on Brilliant Nidious one time, Michael Gladwell said he doesn't even believe what's in a lot of his books anymore. Bro, that shit pissed me on. It hurt my fucking feelings.

Yeah, we read all these goddamn books. You know, regurgitating all this information, these studies, all these people. And he came on. He was like, yeah, you know, some of that shit was made up. He didn't say it was made up. He didn't say, I don't believe it no more. Not made up. Yeah, he's like, I got new information.

I got new information. But here's the thing with that. He's absolutely positively right. but everybody's at different places in their journey. So the way the outliers hit us 15 years ago, it would hit somebody like that now. You know what I'm saying? The way David and Goliath hit us a decade ago,

it would hit somebody like that now. You know what I mean? Now, Malcolm might be on something else, but those books still stand the test of time that people can go back and read those. I mean, I feel like that every time I'm writing a new book now and I feel that way. What are you writing about?

I don't want to say yet. But I will tell you one thing that I'm exploring in my first book, One of my rules is live your truth so nobody can use your truth against you, the M&M and 8 my theory. Are you going to have, are you going to have Candace through the opening? Candace Owens. No. The other Candace.

If you don't get the person after that frat, you know what I'm saying? If you got to say Candace, I'd be like, Candice's on. I'm not saying Kansas who I already know what the fuck is going on you know so after I think Kenna's horns you got to be like no can this dick go in your mouth

or whatever the fuck you was going to say oh that's where you're going alright let's do it again let's do it again let's do it again all right no no dude

ask me if I'm going to have can just do it no dude no dude no dude no duder come Don, dude,

but that's one to the chap, you know, in my first book, live your truth so nobody can use your truth against you,

the M&M and 8 mod theory. And that was basically always put your own shit out there. You know what I mean? Whatever flaw, whatever,

you know, whatever it is, whatever mistake you may always put that out there so nobody can use it against you. Is Moreau helping you with it?

Yeah, of course. Okay. But here's the thing about that, right? I don't know if I believe that anymore. What? You know,

there's another Moreau you could get to help on it. You want? More it is dead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But my point is I don't know if I feel like that no more. You don't know if you feel like what? Live your truth so nobody can use your truth against you.

Oh, interesting. I feel like we're in an era where that's all people do. That is true. All they do is you. They will use your weakest, most vulnerable moments against you. That's it. That's it. They'll use that shit against you. Some shit you said, some shit you, you know, wrote about.

They will use it against you. Like, I'm the one who told you all this shit, motherfucker. Way worse if they find that out without you telling them. You think so? You can get ahead of it. You can get ahead of it. But at the same time, when they're painting a narrative, like we just saw what happened with Ashen, and just taking little excerpts from the internet,

something you wrote, et cetera, it's very easy to make a character or a person that you do not know personally look 100% a certain way. And whether you get ahead of it or not, when they string together five or six little things, look what they did with, I mean, Biden, I believe, likes to smell kids, but like they basically took every time it happened

and put it together, in my mind immediately was like, oh, this is a creepy old motherfucker smelling kid. And you know what's crazy about that? Biden has been alive. 117 years. Think about that. You take four times that he

that he should have some black and white. That's what I'm saying. You just start smelling in color color. But you can literally take two clips, three clips, put them together and say, this is who this individual is. And what did you say, Al, you said something else, Alex, you said,

if they find that in your dirt or whatever they. Okay. I'm going to tell you it. I'll tell them it's work. I'll tell you why I disagree with that. Because they're not finding it. This shit exists. Finding is like,

I went and searched for it. They hid this shit away. Finding is not, oh my God, it's on YouTube. I discovered it on YouTube. Oh, my God, it was on an old podcast. This was out in the open. None of this shit is being hidden. Ashton Coutcher was on punked when he said this shit.

Yeah. Ashton Cutscher was, they were on Rosie O'Dine. This is primetime, daytime television. People don't know this also. But, like, all these shows, you're like, you said, do have writers. There's probably a writer that was like, hey, this is your script, this is your setup for the next segment. How about this?

Yeah. We can't get a step further. Yeah, you got writers, you got producers, they got standards and practices. Standards and practices looked at the jokes. Yes. Like, hey, this is fine. It's really interesting. I actually kind of feel the same way about, like, what happened with Travis Scott,

where it's just like, so many people were making money off of that concert, right? Like, obviously the tragic concert. It's like, we're putting all the blame on Travis. Travis paid security. He paid the venue. He rented out all these different things for security protocols. And now I understand he throws these ragers and wants people to go hard and wants people to dance. But there are people he's paying to be responsible that are aware of what type of show he has.

A lot of people had to fail at their job for a situation like that. Exactly. So it's like, and then we put all the blame on that person because obviously that's the biggest person and there's, and you're angry. You have this. There's the loss. Anytime you experience loss or anytime you experience. you know, some sort of punishment. You want that revenge.

You want that payback. And rightfully so, I get that. But I do have empathy for Travis where it's like, bro, I did all the things you're supposed to do. I didn't ask the venue to not be safe. You know what I mean? I guess that's the problem I have with the court of public opinion and social media.

It's always about the celebrity. Whoever's the celebrity, who's ever the biggest name is going to get to get the breath. But none of us are taking a step back to really have conversations about any of this shit. We still, as a collective society, have not had a conversation about old content.

We haven't. We still have not had a conversation about, damn, what were we doing in the 90s? I got a friend, your friend too, who actually was doing a show. I think the show was called canceled. And they were going to explore all of the old content

and, you know, all of the old things that we used to do. What was acceptable then, but it's not acceptable now. He couldn't get one person to sit down and do it. Hell no. Not one. The premise is brilliant.

I'm not even describing it as good as it. Nobody wants that action. Not one person wanted to sit down and do it. And this ain't, this ain't, the person I'm talking about is somebody that we all know, love, has been responsible for one of the greatest shows of all time. Couldn't get one person to sit down and do it because nobody wanted any parts of that shit. They're like, hell no. Have you ever seen The Morning Show on Apple Plus?

No, I heard about it. So they explore the Me Too era. and trying to really dive into the nuance of it because there was that first wave where they took out like the real predators and then it was kind of the second wave where they were just like going after people that it was gray area stuff.

And so I think somebody did a show like that on content where it's like you're doing it in a nuanced way but you don't have to actually talk about specific people and events. That would be a better way to do it. I think you got to talk about specific people in events but we would have to all collectively promise not to fucking shoot at each other.

Because all this shit is a circular firing squad. So the morning show, they do it where it's like, you know what event they're talking about, like that news anchor that he had the door that locks or whatever the cases. So it's like they-Lower. Matt, yeah. So it's like they do stuff like that, but they're not saying this is Matt Lauer or this is exactly what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like doing it in that way.

So then you could really talk about all the shit, we know. Just content, yeah, yeah, yeah. But not a specific person because nobody's going to want to take that heat. Yeah, man. Because the only reason I, but you know what, though? I do think things have changed. And what I mean by that is, I think corporate America and even like government officials and stuff, they know they can't really stand by a lot of this old stuff that comes out because everybody got something. So if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I'm the person that's going to be you.

this happens. Eventually, it's going to be you or somebody you love or somebody you fuck with. You saw that during the last election. Oh, Donald Trump, grabbing by the pussy. Oh, Donald Trump got sexual accusers. Well, Trump's like, okay, so did Clinton. You know, then they're like, oh, so does Biden. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's what made everybody be like, uh, we can't, we can't weaponize that one. They were weaponizing. That's my point. Same thing happened with Ben, though, too. I can't go to commercial. You're trying to look so fucking commercial, too. Same thing happened with Ben, though. Nobody's biting on that one, chokes. Okay.

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Thank you guys so much. These are fucking insane. Did you envision this? I envisioned it, but it's also cool to see it happening. You envisioned it internationally? The first thing I like wrote down when I was like, I want to do this. I was like, I want to sell out stadiums and arenas. Wow.

So it's awesome to see to do it. But still, it's unreal. It hasn't kicked in yet. Yeah, it just hasn't kicked in. I mean, I saw that shit. I remember telling you you going to be bigger than, what was the guy's name, Russell? Oh, Russell Peter. Oh, Russell Peter.

Shout out to Russell, man. Because Russell, I don't know if people remember. I don't know if it's still the same, but there was a period where Russell was. The biggest comedian in the world without a- boring comic in the world. Just an absolute. And people may not have necessarily known who, he was, but for whatever reason he had this huge fan base internationally.

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Jonathan Majors broke up a high school fight at an in-and-out in Hollywood. Why am I just hearing about this story? Jonathan Major stopped a high school fight while satisfying his craving for in-and-out. The actor was spotted in West Hollywood on Monday, intervening in a fight between two girls. Jonathan intervened in the brawl to prevent anyone from getting hurt although he was unsure about the cause Jonathan said he hoped the girls were okay after the fight and had some encouraging words

for them. As we know Jonathan is in the middle of his own legal battle after an ex-cuse of assault, aggravated harassment, attempted assault and harassment after allegedly putting hands on her in a taxi. He's denying the accusation. The case has been pushed back twice already.

I heard the young lady had left the country. don't know what the hell is going on. Oh, really? Yeah, they keep pushing the case back, which lets me know they probably don't have much of the case. Oh. Which is why they keep pushing it back. You know? Or couldn't his team be pushing it back? No, he's showing up the court. He's been to court twice. Every time you go to court, they push it back. So they pushed it back again to Friday, September 15th. And then slide this? Huh? Slot this. Shut the fuck up.

You know the funny thing about shit like this, though? We live in a world now where this probably absolutely positively happened. Jonathan Major probably broke up two high school kids fighting because I can show you a place in New Jersey right now. I can drive by there right now. Guaranteed fight. Guaranteed those high school kids is out there fighting. Really?

Right now. Like literally right now, I can show you it's a little deli that they all go to after school. And what's the... What's the name of the school? I really don't know. Okay, that's right. I don't know. It's in T-neck, though.

But my point is, this probably really happened. It's what? But people will see this. T-neck does sound great. I was like, you just, what is T-neck? Yeah. He's had me a nice ice tea. And then I put that cold tongue on your cock.

You know, what's that? I don't think you get out. It goes, right? Boy, I'm sorry. Taylor's getting upset. They don't like these gay jokes. You don't listen to these gay jokes.

Taylor sitting around thinking, this is why I don't have a man because I don't think of shit like that. You know, go down to Tampa hang out with your friend Masa or whatever her fucking name is. Her name's... Masa?

Taylor. Her name's Taylor, too, a legend. Massa. Well, listen, this Jonathan major shit probably is real, but people think it's fake. Do you think it was like set up? That's what people would look like a good guy. You know what I'm saying? But I guarantee you it was real, but people probably thought it was fake.

Yeah, I mean, I get that too. Like, I feel like that every time there's some sort of like, every time there's some sort of crazy government interference. on something. I'm always like a little bit skeptical. What's going on? And we have a right to be skeptical because throughout history there's been so many times that the government has staged these false flags and get us into war or anything else. I mean, it's not like they've never lied about war before.

I wanted to ask you something about government, man. I wanted to ask you this question right here. Nearly half of voters say any 2024 GOP nominee would be better than Biden. Only 39% of voters approve of Biden and a majority of voters say things. in the U.S. are going badly. That's according to CNN. And there's a poll that shows in the general election, Trump and Biden are tied. I think

Trump washes him. It's not even close. Damn. Why do you think this is, though? Now, now, let me clarify. I think he watches him if you have to go out and vote. If they let you do the mail-in voting thing again, and they mail everybody the ballots, then maybe Biden can win. But

going and taking time out of your day to go vote, nobody's doing that for Biden. Somebody said, and I saw, I don't know if it was on CNN, I was watching And they said that the election could literally be decided by the attendance at one Taylor Swift show. I'm not even making this shit up. I hate the world we live in where everybody has to bring some sort of celebrity in. But they literally said the election could be so close that the attendance at one Taylor Swift show could sway the election, which means like what? 50,000, 80,000 votes?

I think more like 80 to 100,000. 80,000 votes. You know what I mean? Why do you think that is, though? Is it because Biden's old? I don't know if anybody's voting for Biden. I think they would vote against Trump. But I don't think anybody's like, I love Biden.

I love his presidency. I think that he's really cognitively all there and lead America for the next four years. I don't think there's a human on this planet that believes that. It's really embarrassing. I did Piers Morgan last week, man. And that was one of the questions he asked me. He asked me.

He goes, why don't you all have any more option? Yeah. He was like, why is it? you know, 97-year-old Joe Biden and damn there, 90-year-old Trump with 91, you know, criminal charges and foreign indictments. Like, why are these your only options?

And it's just like, you know, sometimes if you want to tell people from other countries mind their own goddamn business. Yeah, mind your business. It's got nothing to do it. But the reality is you got to admit that they're right. You know what I'm saying? It sucks.

That's all we got is those two options. I think the reason why it is is because nobody with their life, ahead of them would put themselves in their family through the scrutiny that being, trying to be president, puts you under, right? You want to talk about bringing

up old tweets. You want to talk about bringing up old interviews. I think Trump obliterated that, though. Well, Trump might have, but there are other people who really have a squeaky clean reputation and all of a sudden this is going to be brought up, their family is going to be run through the ring or their kids are going to be run through the ring. I don't think people care no more, so. You don't think they

care about their family? No, no, I think they care, but I'm talking about the general public. once you realize that the general public doesn't give a fuck as much as you think they do, you're fine. Okay, okay, they might not give a fuck meaning like they're not going to hold you to that for the rest of your life, but you might not want to relive these narratives that they're bringing up.

Does that make sense? Like, you might not, like you've become this different person than who you were in, let's say, college or something like that. And they're going to bring that up and try to use it to, like, taint the perception of you. and your family might not want to go through that. Your kids' friends are going to judge their dad. You're really making everybody's life hard.

So I think what happens is it's only worth it. Also, America's dope when you're rich and you're not president. Being president sucks. So, like, you have to be like a real bona fide sociopath to do it when you're young or think you can really change them. Yes. But when you're rich in America, it's fucking cool, man. You're taking vacations.

you're indulging in the nicest, you know, restaurants, hotels, nature. Like, life is good. But Trump was rich? But Trump was 80. So that's the other part of what I'm trying to make. Being rich wasn't enough for him. And that's also possibly true. But also being rich was enough, I don't think Trump would have done it at 50 or 60

because he's like, my life is great. I'm still doing more. I've still got more to build. I ever told you one of my billionaire friends told me about that? What did he say? One of my billionaire friends here in New York. said that, and he told me this back in 2016, 2017, he was like, we never respected Trump.

We always looked at Trump as a joke. Yep. And he always would try to be in the mix with us, but we never would accept him. So he ran for president, you know, thinking that that was going to get him into the end crowd, and we still look at him as a clown. Am I off on that, Chris?

Chris don't want to talk about it. Chris, Chris, you get the mic, Chris. my man told me this like Yeah, I mean, Trump's issue is he was Outer Barrow, right? Like his father was a developer in Queens. He wanted the acceptance from a certain

Manhattan crowd. He never got it. He's looking to make up for it. I guess if you want to do a psychological breakdown of him. And they still don't give a fuck. Like, even his president, they still don't give a fuck. They're saying he overestimated his wealth by $2 billion. No, he lied.

about his wealth by two good. I mean, we got to start using correct language. He lied about being worth more than $2.20. Point being, if you're a 50-year-old dude, I've got a family, and you're happy and you have money coming in and you're enjoying your life, do you really want to put you and your family

through that type of scrutiny? I don't think you do. If you're a 75-year-old dude, your kids are already grown, your kids may be already married, they are starting to have families of their own. or 70, are you down to go for the mountain top? You've achieved everything else in life.

Hell no. You've got billions. You say hell no, but I think certain ones go, you know what? Fuck it. I actually think I can help the country. Even though they might do it for narcissistic or sociopathic reasons, they do believe, I think, you have to be compelled that you can help the country. I don't think it only comes from pure sociopathic narcissism.

Well, it might come from that, but I think they convince themselves through that sociopathic narcissism, that they're doing something beneficial for the country that they love. I promise you at 75, I'm going to be so deep in retirement. That's you. At 75,

I'm going to have my feet kicked up so much. You can't make me feel like a 75-year-old person who's lived a great life is just going to wake up one day and say, I want to do the most stressful job in the world. That's you, though. Some of these people are like, I don't want to stop working.

Stopping working. It's terrifying to me. And you know what? I want to see if I can hold the most powerful position in the world. I don't want it. I don't want to see that happen anymore. That's you.

I really don't. I'm sick of all of these old politicians. Like, I'm so over it. Like, I don't know what this country needs. But it ain't old politicians, bro. Yeah. I really don't. I don't know what this country needs.

We had relatively, and I say relatively young presidents recently, I mean, Obama was what? Obama. 50 when he took office, Bush before him was also. Clinton was young. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you look at it, the trend towards guys running in their late 70s. is only recently.

Those are good times, man. Remember those days? Remember the Obama years and the Bush years and the Clinton year? Remember when we thought George W. Bush was the Antichrist? Bro. Do you remember? Do you know what I'm saying? That's crazy.

Just think about that. We thought George W. Bush was the anti-crack. We would trade it all to get George W. Bush back. You like George? I mean, I didn't like him then. But now you're like, he's pretty good. Anything's better than this shit? Than Biden?

I didn't like the Bush policies I don't like the war over there I didn't know nothing about his policies man I didn't know nothing about George W or in line about the weapons and mass discussion and shit like that oh yeah yeah yeah I remember that yeah yeah yeah

Saddam no Saddam no what Saddam who dick. I had to give it to him, I had to give it to them. He figured out the game in real time. He's like, oh, I think I get this shit now.

He's like, who the fuck doesn't know Saddam, stupid? Why would I say that, dummy? Women breastfeeding her husband. Okay. Rachel Bally says breastfeeding her husband has stripping their bond. The 30-year-old mama 3 says she'd be getting breastfeeding her husband in 2017, and they have been closer ever since. A couple was on a cruise in 2017, and Rachel did not bring her breast pump.

The overproduction of milk caused her much pain. Her husband Alexander offered to drink it in order to help her alleviate the pain. What a king, man. I've been there, baby. The rest was history. It's not a king for us. It started as Alexander's just helping me out when I was in pain, but it turned into more of an emotional bonding thing.

Alexander notes that ever since he's been drinking his wife's breast milk, he has gotten sick less, and his skin has improved. He also said he prefers the taste of her breast milk to that of a cow, of milk. Happened to me, man. London. I remember, I didn't know you had to, uh, yeah, I thought you just, I don't know you had to get busy. Brilliant idiots. Y'all remember that? No, when we did Brilliant Idiots, London. We did brilliant idiots in London, man, and my wife got her breast pump. Had to do the same thing, couldn't stand to see my wife in fame. So wait, did you actually? Started sucking away,

baby. No way. Absolutely goddamn loolie. Get out of here. Motherfucking right. You damn right. But I didn't get addicted to it for years on end. You might have been. Oh, that's how your skin cleared up. Maybe. Maybe. I mean, that was a, I did that that weekend, but it's one of those things. If you see, if you've ever seen your wife in pain because that she can't get the breast milk out, you're going to do what you got to do. You know what you're just sucked it out.

Start a suck. Why not just squeeze it with your hand? Um, I don't know. I mean, I don't think it comes out as fast or as much maybe. I'm not sure. I don't know why. But, I mean, it's the same reason they have breast pumps. Women aren't just pumping their breasts, you know, just because they're trying to get, you know, food for the baby.

Like, that should really be having women in pain. Yeah, the tennis get all hard. Yeah, man. You got to do what you got to do? You never had to do that, Chris? No, my wife always had a pump. Oh, okay. Yeah, she does it.

My wife had just had forgot it who we was in London. And maybe it was, I don't know if she forgot it. Or we didn't have the plug for it. No, it was in her luggage, but you guys went in a different car, so you didn't have the luggage with you. Remember that? We went on two different cars. Okay. I remember.

And, yeah, you were very, you were in dad mode right there. They're like, yo, we need to get this pump. Nobody wants to see their wife in pain. Facts. I'm saying. The only husband in the history of life that's going to ever enjoy seeing his wife in pain is when Taylor ever gets married. That's the only thing.

But what else we got, Taylor? Scroll down. Oh, did you see the hip-hop 50? Oh, Tyrese. Yeah, what's up with Tyrese? I don't know, man. The goat. Chris wrote a book with Tyrese before.

Didn't you do? Really? I did. Manology with Tyrese and Reverend. Manology with Tyrese and Reverend. How was that experience for you, Chris? Tyrese is a lot. I mean, I have love for Tyrese.

But we had our moments for sure. The only thing I don't like, man, is when people come on Breakfast Club, they do an interview. And the interview is received well for them. And then they just find. the way to fuck up all the good PR that they got through said. And so give me an example. Well, Tyrese, you know, we had a great hour and 20 minute conversation.

We laughed. You know, we joked. We, you know, so many different things were explored, whether it was mental health issues, whether it was holding, you know, people accountable, whether it was talking about, you know, your friend's not showing up for you. Like, it was just a bunch of different things that came from the conversation. You know what I mean? And it sparked a lot of different discussions.

But I don't know if it was Tyre... This is what I told Tyrese. I spoke to Tyrese Saturday. I told Tyrese, hey, man, you went... Saw the comments, right? Because the whole envy saying I'll box you out went viral. Right? And I think Tyrese just fed into those comments.

Because you're... Here's the thing. You were sitting right there. So if the comments bothered you that much... So it's perception. He thinks the perception of the... him. That's all it is. Yeah. That's all it is. And so it's a sham. And so that's why he, you know, this headline, this is on neighborhood talk. It says Tyrese cries while reflecting on his recent

Breakfast Club interview said DJ, N.V. and Shalameh showed him no compassion. It took everything in me to stand that seat. What does that mean? It means that after Envy said, box your mouth, it took everything in him to stay in that seat. Isn't you say that you weren't. But as a man, some of the things that you said, Tyrese deserved me to box your mouth. And I didn't. Hold on, no, no. No, no. No, we were talking because this is something that I never wanted to say.

And since he wants to be, well, why envy, I'm telling him why. You said disrespectful shit to my wife. What do you say? It's neither here nor there. To the point where why my wife doesn't call you back anymore. And to the point, when you started talking to psych meds, me and my wife had a conversation. He said, well, maybe Tyrese was on those medicines. We had an hour and 20 minute conversation, Tyrese.

Like, like, like, we laughed. Why was he going to box his mouth? Because as was revealed, Envy said that the reason they stopped being friends with Tyrese, despite him saving their marriage, allegedly Tyrese became flirtatious with his wife. Why? What do you mean? Why was he flirtatious, huh? Oh, I don't know.

Like through text messages or something? Oh, yeah, phone calls. Yeah, phone calls. I don't know if it was any text messages. I think, I don't know, but it definitely was phone calls. No, you can't do that. You want to play? Play some of the audio.

Let him hear what Gia had to say to tell again. We stopped talking to Tyrese. He and I became friends and we were very, very cool, and we spoke often. But for me, it got to a point where it became inappropriate. Like, he was extremely demanding of my time and of my attention, where if I didn't give him my time and my attention, he would get very angry. What lines did he cross? you know, there was flirting and inappropriate compliments. Certain things that you don't say to a man's wife.

Are you upset that he wasn't flirting with you in any way, shape, before him? A little bit. No, you see, you're playing too much. Tyrese did help save my marriage, and I have a respect for him for that. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. Yeah, you can't do that. That's crazy. It's kind of wild.

You know what I mean? It's kind of wild. That's crazy. It's kind of wild. So, you know, my whole thing was I wish that, I wish, I wish, I wish Invie would have said that in the moment. I can't believe that he came on the moment. the show. Why would N.V. Let him come on the show?

I don't know, man. I think Envy realized Tyrese was going through some type of episode. I'm serious. Like, you know, because a lot of stuff happened when Tyrese was on those psych meds. You know what I'm saying? Like, I crushed Tyrese out before, you know, talk crazy. We talked crazy to each other. And I think that Envy just chalked it up

to, hey, maybe he was still on the med. You know what I mean? But Tyrese said himself, you wasn't on the meds around all of this time that all of this was happening so I don't know what the fuck is going on calling somebody's wife one demanding her time is crazy that's your friend's wife

you can't take anything about it do with it and then also being flirtatious saying different things that are complimentary nah yeah man that's no he's they didn't have a conversation before he came on

no there was no so what he could have box his mouth for that no they never had a conversation No, he's acting like a tippina, bro. He's, no, that's... A tippa of this. Oh, God. What?

Tip on his dick. Tip on this. Tip of this. Diff of this dead. Dimmish dead. Ditton is dead. Ditton. Oh, man.

Yeah, I don't fucking know, man. I just be... Oh, God. I just be sitting back trying to have a good time, man. Just the type of shit I don't even care for. Because my whole thing is if you're sitting down with somebody and you having the conversation, air it all out. Don't leave me after the fact and then get online

and start talking about what you should have did and should have stayed and yada y'all. Like, nah, man. Who wasn't air out? Tari started it. Taree started this because he went online this weekend crying saying how it took everything in him to stay out of that seat. And then yesterday he put up another video saying that DJ Envy was lying.

He never disrespected Envy's wife. So that's what made Envy and his wife get on there today and tell, you know, some of the details about what happened. It's like, nah, not only did you disrespect, you tried to holler. But he did say during the interview that he didn't remember any of that happened. That's what he said. That's what he said. I don't know. What Taylor went?

Taylor! we need it for asking idiots Taylor you ex-a-fet this girl is still connected to the goddamn thing Taylor's on drugs we're gonna leave this in too I want to tell you all to realize

how much of a narcotic person Taylor is yeah I think she might be on some narcotics though like how are you going to leave the room get on a meeting and we can hear you talking I mean what is this meeting she must have realized we can hear her now can they hear us is the question

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Drake need to file all your motherfucker security. Done. Don't know. And Drake was very serious. And Drake was very, very. very, very, very calm. I ain't playing with nobody

to get up on my face like that. And why do y'all do you all do that? Do y'all really want to just be like, I'm the guy who ran up on stage, did that Dap Drake up? Like, what do you think's going to happen when some shit like that go down? Definitely getting arrested.

Come on, man. Yeah. I mean, stop that shit, man. All right. Let's just some asking idiots, Charlotte. What do we got here? Uh, da, da, da, da, da, la, the, I am Wood said,

when we ever get an official, brilliant idiot's animation and live reaction to a old story. Give us a couple more years, man. You know what I'm saying? A couple more years. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm almost dead when I'm just at the point

where I'm like, fuck it all. I'm just like fuck it all, man. Like what? It's just like, say whatever you want? What's going to happen at this point? Yes. You know what I'm saying?

Yes. Yes, please. I mean, yeah, let's go. But when I say fuck it all, I'm talking about like as far as like even pulling up all old shit and like, you know, you know what I want to happen? Once we find a way to monetize old catalog, because this is actually a good idea when you think about it. If somebody came to us and said, hey, we want to do brilliant idiots animation, but we want to animate old audio with this version of you reacting. to it. That could be something interesting. Because it's almost like watching your

own game tape. Imagine, what's that show that they have on, uh, is it ESPN? They used to have the quarterbacks looking at their own game with the, no, Kobe used to do it. You know what the fuck I'm talking about? Yeah, I saw one with, uh, Jason Williams, White Chocolate, watching his highlights and kind of react. But I thought

Kobe did one in particular. Yeah, he had a series. Yeah, Kobe had a series where you would watch, it would be old players reacting to their old game tape. And I always found that fascinating. You know what I mean? Because even them thinking about, maybe it's different in sports, with them talking about how they would have did something different.

Yeah, that's far. You know, that could be something interesting. Victor 557 says, is there a piece of advice that you're happy that you didn't listen to? I mean, so much. Everybody got some fucking words for you. On the come up, now, et cetera.

But yeah, you just got to have your own conviction, you know? Yeah. My greatest one is when a cousin aunt in my family, she's, I call it my aunt, but she's more like a cousin because she was like my mom and dad's cousin somewhere down the line. But yeah, she told me that I shouldn't set my goals so high because when I don't achieve them, I won't be disappointed. And I literally said to her in that moment, that is the stupidest shit that I ever heard somebody say. I was like, yo, if I set my goals high, I'm going to hit something. I literally said if I go aim for the boon, I'm at least hit the motherfucking star. It's the cloud or something.

You know what I mean? I'm not going to start here. Yeah, 100%. You know what I'm saying? You'll only go as far as you dream. That's it. I tell that to comics all the time. They're like, I just want to make a living on that.

And I'm like, that's all you'll do. You got a dream big. Yeah. I think people say that because they're trying to be humble. Yeah, but fuck. Universe doesn't reward humility, man. You might be humble with everybody else, but you got to be humble. to tell the fucking universe, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want to be bigger than life. Yup. You know what I'm saying? Yes, 100%. I want to be, I want to be freaking tiddick. I mean, it is. I thought he got it. I almost just want to give it to him.

I always want to just be like, what? You want to be what, Shala? Be honest with you, I don't even have nothing after it. In that moment, that was the place to say. I just think it was none of the good shit to say. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean, Taylor? What happened with Busy?

What happened to Bousie? Oh, man, Bousie got it. Bousie is a content creator. He is fucking genius. He's a content creator, man. He's so entertaining. Taylor was talking about the fact that Bousie came in the Waffle House and was saying that he was upset

because they wouldn't let him cook a potato that he bought. I mean, that's content. It's just content. You got to see him on the, what they're called? Bite your podcast. Bight your podcast. That was too obvious. Well, y'all don't even know where I'm going with it.

That was too obvious. No, y'all don't even know where I'm going with it. What's the bite your pocket? Bite your pillow while his dick goes in. That's the one thing with Bush, though. He's an addict. He's an addict with what? He is addicted.

You had it! You had it! Take this shot! You had it! Why are you pumping? Bro, you have any gas, for real, dude. Oh, shit. I didn't have nothing, man.

You had it. Nah, it just looked like I had it. No, it just looked like I did. I really did. That was an attic for this dick. Addicted to his dick. Addicted to what this dick. This dick.

His dick. It's a close. Oh, look. That was a slam duck Right That was crazy You had him too Yeah

Oh man Okay Andrew Bro brown butter Great name for this question Brown butter Says Andrew What country gave you

The worst shit France France I mean I had diarrhea For seven days Minimum France I don't think My stomach

Is fully back from France France South of France Yeah What was it? I don't know Something in France Bro

That shit got me Boom. And I was just fucking squirting for seven days, seven nights. Damn. Seven days, seven nights. Boy was squirring. That's what you're squirt for seven days, seven nights. Oh, my God. That's what we dream about. That's what we dream about.

I am Woods, Francis versus Fury. How we feeling? Bro. He said he got Fury by a landslide. Fury should win this easy, but he is coming in way out of shape for him. That's what I thought too. But, you know, I started a way in, and I'm like, if Fury out of shape of Fury is just Fury. Because Fury never looks quite in shape.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. But this looks more out of shape than he has. I thought it was me. Yeah, yeah. I think he thinks that this is just easy. And I think, I think he genuinely believes Francis can't hurt him, which is crazy. Because Francis has amazing power. But maybe the power is different when he's got the gloves on.

I mean, he's taking shots from Deonté Wilder. Nobody punches harder than him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The educated investor says, if you can go back in time and be friends with your parents, would you and why? That's a good question. Be friends with my parents. would I why?

Yeah, I like them as people. They love them as people. They're amazing. Yeah, but then when your dad started telling you about that good ass head he got. Oh, that's crazy.

I'm shorty from Scotland. You don't want to hear that shit. You don't want to hear that shit. No, but they are your parents because you're going back in time. Yeah, you got a shush. You got a shush right there,

girl. Yo, you know what you guys do? No, seriously, why did you think we didn't know that? I feel like we knew that. I said that. I just said... Y'all been acting a little bit weird on this episode. What are you talking about acting weird?

You're the fucking cannibal. I have a question for you guys. You're a fucking cannibal. Oh, here we go. You're a cannibal. And you need to stop playing. You're a cannibal. Hey, hey, hey, you're a cannibal and you need to stop playing,

and I don't want to hear nothing else about it. No, sir, asking you. I'm asking you. You're a can't. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. No, bro. You're a cannibal.

You're a cannibal. This is a good one for Philly. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. You are a cannibal. I'm never going to ask what it is. You got to. This is a good one for Philly.

I got a good one. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. What's a cannibal? Can a bull eat this ass? Can a young bull eat your heart?

I cannot. There we go. There we go. Dollar's back. Girl, girl, can't ask my question? Y'all was back? What was the episode that got you all to where you all are today? Like how Ray J kind of set the breakfast club up.

Like, what was the episode? What was the one that blew up? Yeah. I don't know if Burry Nidia's got one of those. I think it was just consistency. Yeah. You know what I've been doing this shit 10 years. So I think just every week,

because a lot of times, man, the thing with Brewing Nid is, at least for me, it's like you drop a bomb and don't even look back. You know what I'm saying? You don't even understand the destruction you caused Or how big it was Until you just out in the street And somebody says something to you And you're like, what the fuck?

For whatever reason, that oink-o-o-shadow time Still hits with people That shit go crazy And I still don't even know what the fuck That shit mean. Neither do I. I have no idea I don't know what that shit needs either.

I have no idea what oink-o-shower time means at all. That is crazy. That is crazy. Oink-O-Eight-shadow time is crazy. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things that's Yeah, we can't even talk about that anymore honestly.

I really don't even know what the fuck that shit means. Oh man, these last three are good. Let's try to run through these real quick. Yeah, but make sure you do the slides for sure. I'm happy he gets. Oh, God, man. I can't even keep a street. The wise runner says,

What do you have complete faith in still that you didn't before? That don't make no sense, but I get what you're saying in the wise run. What do you have complete faith in that you didn't before is what he's trying to do. Fitness? Mm-hmm. 100% fitness. What? I used to not, but now I feel like I've been so committed to it and I feel like I, you know.

Not a fitness. Fitness. Yeah. I think I'm not. How. What do you have What do you have complete vaping That you didn't before

I'm gonna tell you what I have I have complete faith in never growing up What I have complete faith in That shit is so overrated man I'm gonna hit bottom with this once Watch you're gonna see Cinema Nomad said would you rather be governed by aliens or Joe Biden?

I'm just asking. Would you rather be governed by aliens or Joe Biden? I'm going to go with Biden only because I don't know what aliens would want to do. At least with Biden, we pretty much know what Biden wants to do. Like there's no surprises. You know, Trump has been the first person that has surprised us with you. shit like the shit that they got going on now but uh

Biden there's no surprises at least we know what he wants to do yeah exactly yeah so wait you would you can handle this because you know what's going to go on yes whereas the aliens we don't know what they know fucking true yeah you gotta do a hip punch it's going to be one of the craziest things

you know you know you got a hip punch if there's aliens around you know you're going to hit punch is not even a question. It's not even a question you have a hit punch, right? Them shit punches be crazy.

They too. Do a hit punch is different. Hip punches. Hip punches. You ever had a hip punch? Taylor? Yep. All right.

Next question. What else? You don't need another one. Cowabunga Cole, we can end on this one. Cowell Bunaga Cole says anything Sharla and Andrew are looking to resolve in their lives. by the end of the year.

That is a fantastic fucking question. By the end of the year, no. I have, I got some business things I want to resolve by the end of the year. Meaning that I hope that they get resolved and the business gets done. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Like the deals get done and shit like that. I hope that.

But anything other than that, no, man. You know what I'm saying? If you mean like friendship, I could give. a fuck less. I am, I am, nah. Pick aside, you stay there. I don't care how bad we fell off. If you call me and say you need me, I'll hang up.

Wow. Like that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I hope that's not what you meant by that type of resolve. For me, it's just literally just, just business stuff. I'm ready, man. We're here now.

It's the shit over, bro. What do you mean? Like, the year's over. September. Now, the entertainment year is almost over. That's the thing that people are... Once Thanksgiving comes, that's it.

It's over. For me, it's now. After Labor Day, once the IHeart Radio Festival comes, which is at the end of the month, it's a wrap. It's October, November, December, it's over. Like, you know, Halloween,

then we got Thanksgiving a week off. Then we all damn it in the whole month of December. Yeah. So basically it's now as a little bit more of like a time crunch. Yeah, I'm ready, man. I'm ready to, I'm ready to shut this. Can you guys christen the studio this year with like a big Halloween outfits? Because last year you guys didn't dress up.

We need to come with a big Halloween outfits. That's facts. What you want to see is dressed at? That sounded so zesty. When you want to be dressed ass, man? Me personally, I'm going as, uh, I'm going as a crunchberry. A crunch berry? Ooh.

Yep. Ooh, I wouldn't mind being a misfit. No, not the cereal out. I'm fucking 40 years old almost. I'd be a misfit. Misfits that's good. Yeah. Ah, ha.

What? You don't want to ask what kind of a misfit? I'm not saying what kind of a misfit? Oh, okay. You want me to say what? I'm not saying what? anything. Don't miss the opportunity to fit this dick in your mouth. He even did it wrong.

He even did it wrong. He even did it wrong. He even did it wrong. Oh, man. Is that it, guys? What are you going to be for Halloween? You should actually be a Crunchberry. You should be the Liberty Bell. Fuck you. I'm not being no Liberty Bell or nothing like that. That be don't represent a Philly for once. That's bad. I think that would be fantastic. Represent for you know, you all you people in New York,

the Statue of Liberty? You could be a punch desk. You could be, yeah, one of those two. Yeah, I don't have nothing else to resolve by the end of this year, man. I'm just trying to get out this fucking year. I got to get envy out this year. It's been a crazy year. Yeah, he's had a rough year, bro.

I got to get envy out this year. You got to fighting everybody. Like, what the hell is going on? Envy's got too much stress. I got to get envy out this year, man. We're going to get them out. Okay, as always. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you're absolutely right.

But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening.