The Brilliant Idiots - Internal Affairs

Episode Date: September 10, 2020

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Adrew Schulz are back in the studio together and joined by Wax, they discuss loving your pet dog, Odell Beckem and poop allegations, Charlamagne talks about his new podcast network with iHeatmedia, The Black Effect Network, ask an idiot, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Live and in the flesh. Okay. This is a little different today. I don't know how I feel. Do you feel anxious? Um, a little bit. This is a little socially awkward because, you know, I've really been cooped up in the house since March.

I have not been in New York since March. There we go. There we go. Go wrong. I had a COVID test this morning. So you're good. Yeah, but I don't know if y'all are. I told you, I went to the wedding in Florida. Besides that, I did have a COVID test, and I passed my COVID.

After the wedding in Florida? No, before. Jesus Christ. I went into the wedding very healthy. Okay? Everybody at the wedding seemed very healthy. How long ago with it? When?

The wedding. It was last weekend. Oh, shit. Yeah, I probably got it. If I don't have it, it doesn't exist. Put it that way. But I think you should take that mask off. You look crazy.

I'm going to try. And it sounds crazy. Is this six feet? Yeah, we're six feet. We're good. But then tailing, wax behind me. Wax just came from Florida. Waxe didn't have no cold.

He said he had a mask on. I do have a COVID test before. I think you're good. I think it's six feet. It's five weeks ago, that's fine. And I just now came from Florida, so that's why I got the mask on. Taylor was in Mexico, allegedly.

Taylor's been everywhere, man. I don't know what the fuck is going on with this girl. And has never had a COVID test. I don't know what's going on. And has had no mask. And no mask. And no mask. Where your mask got?

God damn. So look, I think you should take off the mask. Listen, Taylor gets horny when people do their masks like this because it reminds her a Philly bitch. Anybody with it? When she see God walking around like this, that shit turns her to fuck on. You must really love movie shit then.

Is that true, Taylor? Oh, no. People get turned on by weird things, man. Sometimes it's masks around your chin. Sometimes it's pets. You just never really know what it is that's going to make somebody get horny. I'm telling you.

Imagine you got me-tued by a dog. Would that be a weird thing that happened to you? in your lighters. All the different ways to catch a me too. I'm a fucking dog. And I had a lot of that show. I'm a fucking dog.

You know I had a lot of dogs. I still got dogs. I never even thought to even take care of the dog. You know, you got to say take care. Y'all coming out to gate shooting, huh? Yeah, bro. Yo, you got, you got to say take care.

Be shoo. What did I miss? What happened? Oh, you've been busy starting companies, bro. I mean, yeah, I mean, you know, listen, man, the dog days are summer along, so I'd just be sweet, you know what I'm saying? You said the dog days of summer?

Who's that dad? Dog, y'all are tripping, yo. What's going on here, man? A lot going on. Listen, some people love their dogs enough that they just, I guess. I love my dogs, you know. But would you suck the little pink thing,

the little lipstick that comes out of the dog stick? I get pissed off every time they come out. Like, yo, man, put that shit up. Man, the fuck is wrong with you. I talk to the dog like that. That's his penis. You can't be mad at the dog because he gets an erection?

I get it, but you can actually dogs understand everything you say. So they just can't. talk back to you. You just tell your dog put his dick up? You know, put that shit up, bro. Put it up. Put the pink thing back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come over it. Why is it getting horny around you, though? If it's not only around me, dog. They're crazy. What the fuck's going on out here, man? You ever have a male dog, they just go horny for, that's how males is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Now, don't they do that the horses? Don't do that. Don't put it on all of us. Don't they masturbate the horse. I think I've heard that before. I don't know if they physically do it with their hand, but don't they masturbate horses? Now, they masturbate dogs too, though.

Like, I know a lot of trainers who actually masturbate their dog. Okay. If the girl is, like, too short or whatever the case is, you can look that up. A lot of bullies do that. They do it for the bully dogs. So it's not strange. Exactly, but they usually do it for, like,

reproduction purposes, not pleasure. Yes, not for pleasure. It's very rare you just be looking at your dog, be like, ah, he needs his dick suck. Yo, and I'm not saying that, though. That's weird, right? I see my dog, I'd be like, he needs a walk or he needs some water or some food.

I said he needs a pussy. When that thing come out, I say he needs some pussy. He needs some pussy. He needs some pussy. He needs some pussy. Maybe we're looking at this wrong. Maybe we need to open up puppy brothels or something. Listen, I'm saying. Dog brothels. Have a place where dogs can go

and get their shit off. That's it. No dog run. Dog come. A dog happy ending. A dog happy ending. Did you say a dog come? A dog come. Oh, I didn't know if you was just cutting come. Company's short. And you know, you know, they have, like, dog runs.

We're like dogs to get their energy out. Just have a dog come when the dogs get their come out. If it's that serious, if you got a jerky dog off or Wax got to tell the dog put the dick up. Yeah. Then that's what we need. Also, telling a dog to put their dick up, that's like a girl telling you to just, be soft. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not how it works.

Like, girls be like, stop being a dog. See what I'm saying? I know you heard that all the time. Stop being a dog because dog's always horny. Yo, so next time a guy asked for a hand job, is a woman going to say that? Stop being a dog. Like, what the fuck? Jesus Christ, that's interesting.

Yo, but maybe we're looking at this wrong. Maybe somebody that's willing to jerk off their dog is actually someone who just loves their dog so much. They don't want them to kind of have like blue balls. They don't want them to suffer through life. I mean, it's a different level of love. I mean, it's not a crime, is it? I don't think it's a crime. I mean, you give a dog a hair.

You do that. A lot of breeders do that, for sure. You look it up. It's a normal thing. Your dog isn't giving you consent to give him a haircut. You do it anyway. The dog's not giving you consent to wash them. Your dog may not want to walk.

You're like, let's go. Boom. You literally force your dog do everything. Sit. Everything. Fetch. Everything. We don't even know if dogs are really man's best friends.

Dogs could be indentured servants and we don't know it. Seriously. Fetch. We teach dogs what the fucking do. Everything. Yo, that's true, man. But they be happy. You know when they dog.

dogs got a lot of emotions. They tell you what's going on. How? How? Tell me, I don't know. I really don't know. Tell me how. They get jealous.

Everything. All of that. Yes. Yeah. I know they're protective. They're protective. They do love you, man. My little, I have a dog, a little wasabi.

You guys have probably seen wasabi on Instagram. No, she. Key. That's why you kiss it. I was wondering why you fucking kissed the dog. I was like, yo, this guy is fucking out of control. I do kiss the dog. That's out of control.

I think that's out of control. I think that's out of control. I think that's out of control. Yeah. That's a white thing, though. Yes, it is. With white people we have. So I thought white people had the closest relationship.

I did too. Literally today. I did too. It stopped today. I think my girl would be more upset if a girl gave me a kiss me, then gave me a hand job. Now, if I kissed that girl, my girl would be upset. But my girl, if I, baby, she's gave me a hand job, my girl not going to be that upset. That's interesting because if you go to a happy ending massage parlor, some wives will not consider that cheating.

No. Some wives are big. you're just getting relief. You're actually doing more mad to the dog than I heard somebody was jerking. I don't know who it was. Well, you're massaging another body part. I don't know who it was either.

But it is no different than a muscle. You're massaging another body part. And can we just say one thing? What do you do to a dog constantly without ever asking? Pet it. You just pet in another part of the dog. Okay.

Y'all asking the wrong questions, though. What do you do with the dog come? Once the dog is jacking. You have, you. You have to do something with it. Where does the dog come go? Yo. Come on, bro.

And who controls it? What does that mean? Like, who controls it when it comes out? What you, what do you, have you ever seen a dog ejaculate? No. Yes. Come on. I literally have it.

There's a lot, though, because it gets stuck in. It goes all over the place. Yeah, they get stuck in the girl. When have you all been seeing the dogs? Oh, I seen that a lot because I, I, I don't know, no, no. I used to, I used to watch my man breed his pit bulls. And like the dog would get, sometimes the dog would get on and the dog would come before he even gets in it sometime. He was just so excited.

No, not even before he got stuck. Sometimes before he get in, he'll get on and be humping. And his penis won't be in yet and it'll shoot all over a place. And there's nothing wrong with that. We shouldn't judge people that happen. I'm just saying, who controls it when you're doing it? When you're doing it to the dog. Do you aim it on the floor?

You know what I mean? You know what you should put a sock on it. Put a condom on it. Put a condom on the dog. We're going to do it all the way. If you're going to go all the way, use protection. Use protection. Put a condo on.

Yeah. That is interesting. That is interesting. I mean, less sloppy. It's a lot less sloppy. You have a lot more cleanup. Look, these are questions that we have to ask.

You know, it's one thing to, like, make fun and make jokes on Twitter. But, like, we have to get to the bottom of this. I'm happy for all the dogs out there. You know what I'm saying? We say things like every dog has it today. We don't even know what that means. Now we know. We know exactly what it is.

Hey. Because if you're a dog and you can go tell. your other dogs that I got a hand job from a human, especially a guy? Yikes. A heterosexual male? That's a win. You take the dogs don't talk?

Dogs definitely talk. You think the dogs? You think the dogs want to keep in school? I don't. Listen, this person might have a penis. Oh, you hump the leg? Well, where are you? Please.

Your owners is kissing you in the mouth? That's all. Come on, man. I do like this around the house That's the beat. Oh, I'm serious, man. This is a wild time that we're in, bro. I've been hearing some wild shit this week, man.

He probably had breeders in his family or something like that. Somebody told him that just, like, does something. He saw that somewhere. He had to. No, you saw that somewhere. That's not just in your mind. No. Yeah.

Yeah, you saw that somewhere. He saw that somewhere. He realized that he could do that. And he loves his dogs. And listen, does DMX love his dogs like that? That ain't stuff we just wanted to do that. Yo, we got to talk to Axel. We need to talk to everybody who's ever named himself after a dog.

Snoop, Bow Wow. What the fuck, man? Yeah, okay. There's some questions that need to be asked around here for the dog lovers. Yo, that's a great point. I just need to know how much everybody loves their dog. We know what the bar is. Yup.

And I have plenty of dogs. You know what the bar is. And I'll tell you no. I haven't even kissed a dog enough to do that. Not even kissing him enough. If my dog lick me in my face, I'd be pissed the fuck off, but you don't get your ass out there. Don't lick me in my face.

Don't, don't pull your meat out around me. None of that shit. We should see how common this is. Okay. Al, why don't you look up ejaculating a dog on like regular YouTube? What if wax pops up and it's a girl jacking? Nobody got tired of it. This is a lot of happening right now.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. Look, look, look. Canine Seaman Collection and Evaluation. How to collect. Collect canine semen by manual stimulation. Wow. Did it look different? Go to videos.

Listen, you're going to be really pissed off if you find out people making money off that canine semen. You really sit back and think about all the goddamn sperm, you wasted. Animal wet, dreams. Collect canine. There we go. There we go.

It's something that happens regularly. This is for breeding, though. This is what I was telling you about. This is for breeding. So hold on, you can jack the dog off and get the semen and then inject it in another dog. Look at him. He's jacking.

Oh my God. There's another dog there, though. It's another dog there, though, right? Yo, if nobody, if somebody doesn't take that and put the pump it up instrumental behind this, then we are really fucking up. This shit better be edited at right. My God. Holy shit.

Is it going fast or that's really how fast he's pumping? Holy shit. I guess the dog going crazy too. What is that? Is that a penis? This is me. That's the dog penis? Yeah.

It's in a condom, right? Yeah. Bro, that is. Oh, my God. That's torture. Why is it coming out like fucking Heinz ketchup? Why is it not coming out faster? That's torture, bro.

You got hit that 57, bro. I know this man ain't have nothing on his hand. No loob on his hands. He got this nigga hands hard as hell. Grabbing the man meat, man. Man, that's wild. Yeah, but he's doing a job. Like it could be okay if he had loom on his fucking things.

How do you know he didn't loom him up? Nah, that's kind of. What the fuck how many legs are trying to jack off? Oh, my God. What the fuck is going on? Why the fuck did he do that? Why is he selling it anyway? He'd probably get an arrest out.

What do you use dog come for? To make more dogs, Taylor. What the fuck else do you use dog come for? I'm tired of it. I know. Enough. Enough. Taviar.

What do you use? Great, great, poop. His girl's out of control. Mommy, what is? Mommy. Mommy, what is sperm? Do you have any ideas? What do you talk about?

I'm not thinking of breeding. What are you thinking then, Taylor? If he's, if it's weird enough for me that someone's jacking off the dog, it means they're doing it for something else, not for breeding. Not, but listen. And humans do that too. You got to jacking, you got to sometimes you got to put sperm in the cup. See if your sperm is, um, it's fertile. Yeah.

Humans. They pay you to do that, though. They pay you to do it. They did it for dogs. Do you know how babies get here? Shut up. I'm just asking. I don't know.

Listen, um, seriously, though, you know, I'm praying for healing for everybody involved in this situation. Yeah. Especially the dogs. Yeah. Because I don't know what the fuck is going on. I just saw torture. Yeah.

I really don't know what the hell's going on. I saw. We shouldn't judge. I think maybe that's one thing that we learn. It's like, maybe this is something we should all be doing. Maybe it's a practice that we can all learn for. Maybe. You know?

You know? I heard somebody to do that. Listen, we always say dogs and man's best friend. What are we the dogs? I don't think what I'm saying? I never heard nobody say, hey, man is dog's best friend? That's a fact.

You know what I mean? What are we to do? If dogs and man's best friend, what are we to do? Companion. Companion. We're a companion, but maybe we could take it to the next level. Maybe we can stop being a companion. That's right.

Maybe we can be a best friend. Maybe we could be a lover. That's right. Why don't we be more progressive? Also, who knows what that dog identifies as? Oh, my God. You know what I'm serious? How do we know that's not a dog who identifies as a human?

And wants a hand job. There we go. You know what I mean? Oh, yo. Bro, we're not even thinking this shit through, bro. Keep going. A dog can't get that from another dog. The dog's got paws.

Yeah. Humans got hands. That is a different sexual experience with a dog. It's got those long nails. Man, come on. They can't grab their own dick. hand job from a human to a dog is a delicacy. I'm serious.

Wow. Yo, y'all playing this wrong. All you dog lovers, y'all really not treating your dog. Yeah, I don't love my dog. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe they're projecting their own insecurity that they're not treating their dogs the best. But look at my hands, you?

My dog don't want this shit. Well, it doesn't have to be from you. Yeah, that's why I said I hired somebody that crazy. Yeah, you can hire some with a softer hand. You hire someone who's really strong to move a couch. You hire some of the soft hands to jerk off your dog. By the way, you can never say pause ever. if you jerk off your dog.

I'm saying, like you can never say pause ever again. How often has that word been used by the people that like to jerk off dogs? That's what I'm saying. You can't pause a human if you jerk off your dog, which is very progressive, by the way. Yeah. I'm not mad at the progressiveness of it at all. Yeah. It's just, you know, I'm just not an animal life.

I got to be involved. You got to involve into that. That's not something like you said. You don't want to just do that. That's nothing that you just want to do it. No, I think you meant evolved. I don't know what that mean. You said involved.

I said that? That's the most involved you can be. There's nothing more. Well, they always giving each other head and stuff like that. Dogs actually give each other head. So leave that alone. I understand the claw thing because of the thumbs and all that type of shit. That's cool.

Dogs always eating each other out. They always give each other head. That's cool. Let the record show. If a woman gives you head the way dogs give each other head, you would not enjoy it. That's also. That's their thing. You don't want all that licking, licking, licking.

Yeah. Okay. Nobody ever said Nobody ever said I want my dick licked Yeah I want my dick I say that when I'm about to nub

Like I lick it real quick You know what I'm saying To the dog No man This guy is great dog What the fuck This guy is wild This guy is wild

This guy is wild You know What? Nobody say Just lick my dick And I say Yeah I did one time Yo

Talking about coming Bro Congratulations Congratulations man Yeah Yeah Everybody A applause

Look, we've got a lot of things to celebrate this episode. Wax is getting married. Wax is getting married. Wax is having a child. A child on the way. Bravo. Boy, at that. So that's how you know that I really wasn't a scumbach to these girls.

I always told him the truth. First one he's claiming from the beginning. That's beautiful, bro. I've seen it. He has one, two, three, four. This is his fifth. It's your fifth child. Second, he's claimed.

Got you. Bro, I told you before, his fingers was too skinny. You know what I'm saying? You see my hands? Yeah. There's no way. These hands is like for like... Jerking off dogs. No.

Jerking off rhinos. No. He's fucking hands over there. Holy shit. That's what I'm saying. You see these? This is like a rock wall. Yeah.

The other kid hands was like a chihuahua hands. You know what I'm saying? Like I was looking at the hands. I'm like, that's not my hands. It's not my nose. It's not. He was just like too skinny. Yeah.

What did the judge have to say about your exactly theory? Fuck the blood test. Yeah. The skinny fingers It lets me know it's not mine. That's not mine. Listen, if you see a fucking Chihuahua in there with Rottwales, you'd be like, what is that dog in there doing?

Yeah. Is it totally different? Anyway, well, I just want to congratulate you. I want to let the brilliant idiots, listeners know, that you are, you know, making some huge advancements in your life. Salute to Carla. Chala, I don't know what you did. She needs a trophy.

She needs everything. Everything. Yeah. Carla got the sunshine, bro. Yeah. He must have it. I'll put something in the food. Something happened.

I'm telling you. She, she, um... She's a tariffous. I can't even... Tell us, no, for real, wax. Explain us what love feels like to you. Yeah. Because I've never seen you like this since the white girl.

Tell me. This guy is so crazy. Um, I don't even know. Are you about to cry? No. Yeah, you almost got emotional, bro. No, no, no. No, no.

No, listen, I, I, um, I don't even know. It's just, uh... You just see him talking to her. Like, he, his eyes get like... I see it. Come on. Are you looking at my eyes? Callah.

Callah had him. and a tight-ass button up for the gender reveal. That's when I knew it was real. Yo, y'all did a gender reveal? Yo, he had on a size, medium buttoned up. No, it wasn't. And he had that shit buttoned all the way up. He kept pulling it down.

He kept pulling it down. Everything else was loose up. It's just my arm. And that shit was from TJ Max. That's how I knew that shit was right. It was from Target. Target. I ain't got time for that shit.

I used to spend no money on no fucking shirt. I'm only going to rip up and play around with the dog. You know, it would be fire if like. What do you mean? I play around with the dog. All this has to be defined. What? I said playing around with the dog and he does like this.

Because you grab me, go like this to the dog and dog, go at it right away. Just make it show, man. When people say playing around with the dog now, you have to really define that in 2020. Anyway, we're very proud of you. Another massive thing that we have to discuss today.

And this is very important. Odell Beckham? We can talk about that too. I mean, there's some very big news. We can get to that. Well, Odell, Well, Odell is interesting for one reason and one reason. Okay.

Do you want to break down what the Odell thing is? I really don't know. I just know that everybody woke up on whatever morning and just decided to believe whoever sat down. I think it was on the No Jumpa podcast. I think there are these girls. So like, it's a new slut podcast, lots of slut podcasts. And the latest one is that Adam, I guess, is producing is with those girls that were on his podcast before. And they were talking about having sex with slut.

EBS and stuff. Okay, yeah. And athletes. And they're doing a place called Thoughts Next Door. I think it's a podcast. That's the name of the podcast? Yeah, thoughts next door.

Okay. And they just bring on, I guess, other thoughts, and they all talk about their thought adventures. So, I think on the podcast, there's this girl named Slim Danger. Well, I guess this is a famous thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she said that Odell Beckham Jr. likes to get shit on. Thoughts on that. What's his race? What's his race? Yeah. 4-4-40. I don't know because a lot of people in Afghanistan, they be doing that, right?

What are you talking about? In Dubai? Dubai, same thing. No, man. That's what girls go over. It was a period where girls would go over to Dubai. Let the guy shit on them. Yes, for a free trip to Dubai.

Here's my thing with that whole situation. We don't even know if it's true. Yeah. But everybody runs with it. You know why? Because I always say nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. Right. Nobody wants to do any due diligence to see if this shit.

is actually true. They just want to run with the story. Odell Beckham Jr. likes to get shitted on. Odell Beckham Jr. plays with the Cleveland Browns. People like to jerk off dogs. Well, the jerking off dog things was different. It was because we fact-checked that.

They ordered it down. Yes, that came from him. He said that. Right, right, right, right. With Odell, I don't understand why people run with that and act like it's just automatically true. I said that in the group chat yesterday when Michaela was like, oh, so this is what Odell likes.

All you guys like these slutty-ass type of women. I'm like, why do you even believe her? How about that? Yo, that's the other thing. She said that he texted her. Yo, take a picture or video of you taking a shit. Nobody's texting that. But here's the thing.

What if you texted that as a joke? Like, what if you're like, yo, I need to make sure you're real. I need to make sure you're down to do this. You know, take a picture of yourself taking a shit. And then this dumbass actually did it. But I'm not going to do that for a joke. either, bro. I might do it. Yeah.

I sent my picture of myself, taking the shit. Absolutely. You're taking the shit or taking the shit. You're a comedian. It's a difference. That I can understand. If Andrew Shod says I'm having a shitty day and he sends me a picture him on the post. I get it. But taking the shit or taking the shit. She's like, is it watching the shit come out or, I mean, sitting on tall and taking the shit? Yo, there's another thing that people say that like these athletes or celebrities are so, like, over-sexualized that like nothing, they don't feel anything anymore. So they're like, nah. You don't buy that.

He ain't been around that long. Adele ain't been around that long. I mean, you know, he was in LSU. He was a star. He played for the Giants. He played for the Browns. No. You got to get,

you got to be John Travolta to get to that fucking love. But even if you are, like, I mean, I've had tons of pussy in my life. I'm sure you've had tons of pussy in your life back one day when you were doing whatever.

I never got to the point where I was like, I need to get shit on. Like old-fashioned pussy and blowjobs was phenomenal. Yeah. No, even when Biggie said that in a song, that was not one of the rap lyrics that influenced me.

What did he say? It was a whole sketch Biggie had, and Biggie was talking about the girl wanted him to shit on her, and he was like, so I shit it on a bit. You know what I mean? Like, he talked about that, but I'm like, no, that's not something I ever wanted to duplicate. A lot of things I wanted to duplicate in rap songs, that was never one of them. I don't like shit, though. Yeah.

I'm not a shit guy. I hate when I walk into a bathroom and, like, see, see shit in the toilet. You love it. I don't like it. I don't like it. That's why I heard of you. That's right. I don't like it.

I don't like it. About you and doo-doo, bro. I understand. That's why I know to put on somebody. You look so stupid with it like that. I cannot be it. As a rap, it's protecting your nose. What's going up in our eyes?

What's going up in our eyes? Another COVID test? Listen, I know exactly what I hate so much. That's why I know what to put on somebody. That's why I do it. If I like shit so much, why would I give it to somebody? I keep it for myself. I walked in the bathroom with wax. Wax going one star.

I've heard Wax say, She's, what the fuck did he eat while he's just peeing over it? You know? Didn't flush the toilet? No, nothing. You're a liar. I've seen it. If it's a smell, I'm probably like, whoa.

No, no. I can hear the fucking piss hitting whatever was in the toilet. You mean? I got nasty. You know, shit. You know, y'all in a while, man. I don't know what to say right now. The moral of the story is, though, I want Odell Beckham Jr.

And anybody else. Yo, start suing people, yo. If you feel like you got the time and the energy and the resources, you got to start filing some of these people on some of these people. Yeah. I'll tell you why. Slow them down. Slow them to fuck down because they feel like they can get on these podcasts and on YouTube.

and just say whatever the fuck they want. But if they say allegedly, can't they get away with? I don't know. Allegedly don't always work. I've been doing radio for a long time. You can still say allegedly and still get hit up. Trust me, take it from somebody I've been sued by things that I thought were totally legit.

You know what I'm saying? Citing my sources, everything else. But since I got a big platform and I might be spreading misinformation or spreading something that's not true, just because I saw it somewhere, I'm the one that ends up getting sued. Well, you can always sue.

That's the thing. He's can't win. You can't win. But sometimes dragging someone through a lawsuit will cost them so much money. I love it. Yeah, man. Right? I love it.

I love it. The litigation alone is going to cost them so much money. They're like, man, I don't want nothing to do with this. My bad. Blah, blah, blah. I got three. Listen, I got three drawn up right now. Really?

Who's getting hit up, right? I mean, I've had it for a while. I'm just like, you know what? I'm just waiting to push the button. That's just all. I got, I got three ready to fly right now. How big are we talking? What you mean?

Like money-wise. Nothing. I won't get a fucking dime. You just drag it to be petty? Yes. I love it. Shut the fuck up. Y'all keep breaking these fucking lies.

I love it. Now one person I probably could get money out of one, one individual. But, you know, that's a whole other story. But that's the moral of the story. Start someone these motherfuckers. Stop letting them get on podcasts and YouTube and using you as clickbait. Because that's all they're literally doing. It's all kind of.

So if you have a podcast, and I don't know these women at all, but if you have a podcast and the podcast is you telling stories about different celebrities, that shit ain't going to last. Yeah. Until you start making up shit. And then when you start making up shit, you know what I mean? Then it's boom. Like, yo, that superhead error, that was one time. Yeah. One time.

That shit worked once. Why do you think we have a fascination with like hearing girls talk about getting fucked in the sluttiest way? Why is that? I don't have that fascination. We as human beings, like, call her daddy was the most popular podcast. It still is. Is it? Yeah, that should still be like top three.

Boom. There was tons of these podcasts. There was a podcast. I think they, like, started all these girls talking about getting fucked podcasts called Guys We Fuck. We Fuck. We've done it before. Sluo to God We Fuck. Shout to, yeah, Christina Corinne.

But, like, what is the fascination with people just listening to girls talking about getting fucked? It's human nature, right? Right. Like, listen. But if there's porn that exists right there, you're already on your phone or computer. But, like, why do we value to talk? talking over the action. We could see exactly what they're talking about. For me, honestly, it's because you learn things. Like, if you're a man and women are really having conversations

about what stimulates them sexually and what they like to do in the better and what they don't like, it's kind of like a cheat hole. Well, that's the thing about like Christina, I think, Corinz, right? It's like, theirs was focused more almost like, uh, had like educational value. I think you also see that horrible decisions. There's like this educational shouts to the girls. Black Effect Podcast Network, IHart Radio. Man, I want to bring it up, bro. You don't want to want to talk about. about doodoo and getting shit on. I've been trying to big you up for the whole fucking.

We got a whole podcast. Don't push back on me. What minute we on, Alex? What minute we on? 30. Oh, shit. We might have to get to it. That's what I'm saying, bro.

Let's put our paws on this. But to the thing. Don't be like that. So it's you never know. You know that picture of the dogs playing poker? They're playing poker on the table. tables turn always what does this mean what are we saying nothing i'm going with it because i just wanted you to have the vision i feel like the energy's right there but like i don't know

the dog's playing poker at the table uh-huh uh-huh i see the image but that table those dogs are playing poker's at yeah that table always turns mean it could turn on me absolutely so if i start jerking off dogs then people can make fun of me for they'll make fun of you absolutely every every dog has its day we always talk about that in terms of success But that should be in terms of like when you're going through something as well. So that you should also think, wow, people could be poking the fun of you. It's only a matter of time. That's true.

It happens all the freaking time. So I think maybe the lesson here is, is like work diligently towards not whacking off dogs. No, I think the moral of the story is don't dog people out the way they would dog you. You know what I mean? So I got to. So we're just going to act like if the shoe was on the other Paul. Do that. No I'm saying.

If the shoe was on the other paw, they would be over there dogging us. Right. Right. No. But I would be okay with that. Me too. I think that's the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like this is jokes. This is what we do. This is jokes. Right, right. But, you know, when they go high, you know. We go low? No. when they go

literally low we go high yeah you go high yeah you go but what if I like low I enjoy the trenches

well just watch what that's come that canine come is going when you down there yeah easy easy easy that they go low

we go high shit is not as fun low is overrated I need you to go high I need you to have your networks and all this stuff and I just want to be out there

shooting Oh my God. Shoot, baby. Your niggas want to be killers. Just jack me, dog. Oh, my God. It's just jacked me, dog. It's good.

Which one? There's way worse. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. We just talk about the fun part. Hey, man. Hey, you know. Oh, man.

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Happy to announce that today, it was announced that I'm launching my own podcast network called the Black Effect Podcast Network with Iheart Radio. Something that's been in the works for a long, long, long, long, long time. Everybody in this room knows that. 50-50 joint venture. Google what a joint venture is.

Because it's funny to me. This is the other thing that's funny to me about the internet. Everybody on the internet swears they know. How do y'all speak on things that you have no clue about with such confidence? Because they listen to one podcast where people do it for a living. And they think that they can replicate it. That's not how it works. I need everybody out there to know that it's two people, two type of people in this world you're going to listen to.

You're going to listen to the people who've never done. done it, try to tell you how to do it. Okay. Or you're going to listen to the people who are doing it, tell you how you can get it done. And even if I tell you, it still may not happen for you because you're not me. And that's not a, that's not a, that's not a dis. You know what I'm saying? That's just the truth to the matter. You got to look at everybody's circumstances, everybody's circumstances. Put in and everything. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Ingredients. Absolutely. So it's just like, yo, to sit back and just observe the landscape of what was

going on out here in the culture, the podcast world. Like, you know, I've all, I looked at what Bill Simmons was doing with the ringer. You know what I'm saying? I looked at what, you know, Gimlet was doing. You know what I mean? I looked at what, you know, Anchor was doing. I look at all of these different networks. I mean, shit, I've been an owner of a fucking podcast network for, what?

How long have you been doing brain it is? Five, six years? Five, six years. So I think I was owner with loudspeaker for, like, Bortos. Right. Maybe. You know what I'm saying? Just gave Chris his 10%?

back last year because I knew what I was about to do. So, salute to my guy, Chris Monroe, love Chris. What I gave him back

his 10% last year. But Chris, but to that note, Chris is a person who was in on the network thing early. He was in the network

thing early. Rest in peace to combat, Jack. I thought you were to say, rest and piece of Chris. No, man.

Rest and peace to combat, Jack, salute to Chris. He might kill himself when he hears about this next. Oh, me and Chris me and Chris has been in cahoots the whole way like this is going down but my point is So Chris is involved?

No, not with this. But there is a situation. LSN's going to be fine. Right. But my point is I've been sitting back watching what LSN has been doing. Right. For years. LSD, you know, grew a lot of name brand recognition.

Absolutely. And this podcast space. There was a time. Let me see. was that three years ago when when these companies started to really want to partner with these podcasts, loud speaker was one of the number ones, whether it was Luminary, whether it was Endeavor. Me and Andrew turned down a lot of shit. You know what I mean? He turned down a lot of shit.

Just like, nah, we're going to stay doing what we're doing for a while longer. So it's like when you sit back and you observe the game from that angle, you observe the game from what's missing in a podcast network and also what's just missing in the podcast space. You know, you look around, you see all of these different podcasts, especially podcasts that have, you know, black hosts. They're just kind of like everywhere. And that's cool. That's great. But what if we can all partner together and have a home?

You know what I'm saying? And we can have a home to where we can, you know, utilize each other's resources on both ends to just make whatever it is we're doing even bigger. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So it's just like I'm sitting there watching people saying, the dumbest shit in the world.

I am not just the face of the Black Effect Podcast Network. I'm a 50% owner of the Black Effect Podcast Network. Me and I Heart Radio have a partnership. Right. You know what I mean? Yes.

So I don't know what to tell you other than... God bless. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not that type of person. Like, if I hear certain people saying certain things, like I'm not the type to just jump out there and tell you what I'm about to do.

I'd rather show you. I'd rather show and prove through actions and deeds. Right. Then all of that words and lip service, I can get on the podcast and, you know, inflect my voice and throw my words and let veins come out of my neck and tell you about what I want to do. No, I'd rather do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's better, right? Well, yeah, I think so. Yeah, because anybody can say it. Anybody can say it. But are you doing it? Execution is tough, man. Execution separates you from 99% of the people.

Everybody got ideas. Few people got good ideas and even fewer people actually do them. Gotta be a finisher, man. And you can have great ideas and not have no way to execute them. Yeah. Might not even,

you can't find a partner to execute. For me, I heart is the perfect partner because I've been with IHartRadio for 10 years. Right. They trust me. I trust them. They're the leaders in the audio space.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Now they're in the podcast business. Right. It seems like a good partnership. It makes perfect sense. Yeah, I think, a lot of people have been hitting me up, especially, you know, with what's going on.

They're like, you know, but you're Mr. Independent. And, you know, you should definitely side with anybody being independent. And obviously, I do. I love independence. The whole point of independence, at least for me and the platform that I've tried to, like, at least, you know, give other comics so they can go out there with their content is to gain enough leverage so that if you want to do a deal with a network, you get your worth. Yes.

That is the importance for me about independence. So I don't have to do any deal with anybody. And if they do want to do a deal with me, I can make sure that that deal reflects terms that are beneficial for both of us, not like I'm owned, but I have enough leverage now because I have all these people listening

and all these people who fuck with me, all these people want to win, that now we are working together with a network instead of being owned by a network. Absolutely. That is the point. And I hope other comics, I hope other podcasters, they run with those, you know, they run with what they've seen you do, they run with what they see me do, and they hopefully find ways

where we can create a more equitable relationship with media, with news, with whatever the fuck it is, because that should be the future. If there are people out there that want to pay us for stuff, great, pay us, but you're not going to own me. That's why you license your content. Like, I don't know why people actually like. Well, explain licensing to people out. Licensing is when you own your content and somebody pays you to distribute your content. Right.

So they don't own you. No. They simply own the rights to your content for a specific amount of time. And let's say you do a two-year licensing deal, right? And you go and you do your podcast with somebody. That company might own that content under that two-year window. And then afterwards you go. Everything before.

Everything after that's yours. You know what I mean? and you might have licensed it for a freaking few million dollars a year. Yep. And still maintain your independence, still own your IP, still can go out there and do other things with TV, still got your own videos on YouTube. Oh, somebody wanted was your audio.

Or vice versa. Somebody just wanted your video. Yep, yep. You know what I mean? Like, it's so many different ways to finesse this content space. And I'm sorry for those who haven't figured it out. And boy, I'm going to tell you something. Motherfuckers on Twitter is so crazy.

Like people literally were sending. me my trademark for Black Effect as if I just thought about this shit in the past two weeks you fucked you up to see that this shit has been in the works that I filed in 2019 right yeah yeah yeah yeah who the fuck do y'all think I am I'm serious what the fuck who the fuck do y'all think I am I promise you whatever you're on yeah I'm 10 steps ahead of you. Yeah. I've thought about it already.

Yeah. So we can either think about it together. Yeah. And figure it out together. I'm gonna go do what I've been doing. Right. Which is maneuvering with me and my people. And I'm happy to have the Black Effect podcast network.

There's a lot of great partners on the Black Effect podcast network. These are podcasts that don't have to partner. Right. You understand what I'm saying? Drinks chance don't have to partner. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Maybe we should say- Show don't have to partner. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a partnership. Like, ain't a, we don't, I'll let them tell their own stories. But all I'm simply saying is they don't have to do that.

That's the thing I liked it back. Because when you hit me initially, you said you were talking to me about this idea and everything going on. And you were like, yeah, you should, you know, start something, blah, blah, blah, same thing. And I was like, I don't want to own anybody. No. Because I've been in negotiations and stuff with like networks and prior. And what their goal is is essentially to restrict your freedom to create outside of, of their box.

And I get why they're doing that because if they blow you up or help blow you up, they want to reap all the rewards of blowing you up. But you are in a very different situation. You're blown up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So now you could tell whatever network you're negotiating with. I'm very fortunate to be in a similar situation, not as big as you, but still I have, you know, a good career. No, Andrew, you're cooking, knock it off.

So, but still. We're in Andrew Schultz's studio right now. It's not bad. In Brooklyn. Andrew Schultz's, got his own studio. And one point, how many YouTube subscribers? I think we had like 1.4 million YouTube subscribers.

That's just on my personal account. That's on his personal account. That's on Andrew Schultz page. All right. Okay. One thing I know for sure, I will never sit in a room and say, if I don't take this, I don't know if Andrew will be okay. All right.

Andrew, I'll be hitting Andrew, yo, Andrew. Can I get something? Right. We're both doing well. I think we're both doing well. Thank God. Thank God. We made cool decisions.

And I think one of the cool things I see about it is, especially with your deal and what you were saying to me is you're like, I'm not owning anybody. I go, what do you mean? He goes, I'm partnering with people. And I don't want to give again the details of your relationship with these people or these different podcasts. But the idea was, and this is something that I always thought was really cool. If I was ever going to do some sort of business within the space, it's how do I provide value

for you? and you're going, how do I provide value for these podcasts that can use this extra value without owning and restricting their freedom to do the thing that they do, which is fucking create. Wow. And so few people want to do it,

but the people that do do it, I think you have good karma that comes your way. I think that if you look at a company like I-HeartRadio, I mean, just use me for an example. I've been there for 10 years. I feel like I'm free. So here's another thing. You have built enough leverage

within that company where they got to keep you happy. Your Janice Anta Tocompo, wherever we pronounce the fucking name. They got to make sure you are happy. I think we got to keep each other happy. They got to keep you happy. Let me put it that way. They got to keep you happy. As happy as you want.

Like jerking off the dog, happy? You got to be sitting there in a puddle of your own dog come. Happy, wagging your tail, never been happy. I've never not been happy, though. Because they know. But now here's the thing. You've been at radio stations prior where you did not build up that leverage. I've never worked at a radio station this long ever in my life.

Never, ever. I think that's what happens when you build up enough for leverage where all of a sudden they understand their success is dependent on you. No, I think, well, here's the thing. I don't ever want to get to that point because I feel like this, right? Our success is dependent on each other. And I think sometimes we miss that when we partner with these corporations. Sometimes we get into these corporate builders and we think it's all about us. Look what I did for you and look what I did for you.

And I'm like, um, these people over here putting a lot of marketing dollars behind you too. Right. You know what I'm saying? You didn't have billboards and shit before you got over here. Like you didn't have access to these multi millions of people that's on our platform. So it's a fair, it's a transactional thing. Yeah. You want to be in that, you want to be in that relationship with them.

Yes. 100%. It's a transactional thing. And I think that's what I like about the deal. And again, I don't want to give it too much. But what I like about is a lot of times there are these podcast networks, right? And as far as I can see, they don't offer any value to the podcast outside of just being on the network. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And my understanding from what you've explained to me, correct me if I'm wrong, is the I-heart PR machine is involved. in promoting these podcasts. Because that's important, right? Like, we know that from not only just being brands and entities, that's what you need. You know what I mean? Like, listen, we all have the blessings of being on certain platforms

or creating our own platforms or we're able to market and promote ourselves. But come on, let's not act like it's a difference when the machine is fine. It depends the machine, but yeah. It depends on the machine. Absolutely. If the machine is giving you billboards

and, you know, placements on phone booths and TV commercial and all that shit, then it's worth it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or in the case of I heart, you got 800 plus radio stations throughout the country. Right. That's going to be running commercials for your podcast.

Right. Like, yo, that shit matters. Yeah, it could definitely, definitely help. And there is the first time I'm like, oh, this is valuable. That makes sense? Yeah, yeah. And trust me, man. I'm not going to say too much.

But, you know, yeah, I've seen the landscape. You know what I'm seeing? I've seen what I'm seeing? seen what other people were doing. Mm-hmm. You know? And I saw value in saying, no, I heart is absolutely the best place.

Now, you can go get the bag. You can definitely go get the huge, huge bag somewhere else. But, yeah, they're going to want to own everything. Well, that's what comes with the bag. That's what comes with the goddamn bag. You don't get the bag and then you don't get, now, if you build up enough leverage where you're a guy like Rogan, you get the bag and you get whatever you want.

And you get the leverage. Who else, who else? Hi, Leonard. Who else, who else? Who else? I'm just saying, who else, tell him that. Tell him that. Tell him that.

Tell him that. Who else got that? Who else? I'm just saying, no, it's something to that. But you know, you said something earlier that I wanted to talk about, man. You talked about, you talk about worth, right? Yes. If we're being honest, there's no corporation, there's no entity that can truly pay you what you're worth.

Because if they paid you what you're worth, They'd go broke. Or they, yeah, they go broke. What NBA team could literally pay LeBron James what he's worth? It was worth a billion dollars a year to a franchise probably. Probably more. When LeBron left Cleveland, the economy of the city dropped down. That's why they have to have a max 300 million for whatever years or whatever it is.

They were ready for the Wuhan virus. Like shit was already closed down. They can't write a time. They just been shut down. Everybody just at home sad and depressed. It was so ready, bro. Cleveland been shut up. People was already wearing masks to hide the sadness in it.

After LeBron left, they wanted to put in. There was already no. Some Browns weren't wearing the bags. What's it? Remember the Cleveland Brown just the way the bags going? Oh, because they didn't win. Yes, 100%. They were shaking.

But I'm telling you, that was the first Chinese virus. Oh, man. But I'm simply saying, like, you know, First of all, you don't get what you deserve. Yeah. You get what you negotiate. Say that again. That's important. That's very important.

You don't get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate. Nobody's going to give you anything. Correct. You have to approach these situations with a plan already and say, this is what you want. If said person is not able to execute, then you move on to find somebody who can execute your plan. That worth thing can fuck with us. And I'll tell you why.

Simply because these companies could never pay us what we're working. So you can look at all of these different analytics and say, man, I should be getting $250 million. Yeah. You could say that. Yeah. What they'll look at you like? Then how can I make money off of you?

Yeah. It's literally everybody wants to pay the least amount of money they can so that they can profit everything that comes after it. And by the way, you're right. That's it. That's the goal of any cooperation. It's like I want to, I think I can make, I think Leonard can make $100 million a year. Let's just say, throwing out where that brand on you.

If we offer them 50, that means we get to keep $50 million to year. Now, Lenar might come back and go, I know I can make $100 million a year. I'll give you $10. It's $90 million. You keep $10. They might go, you know what, that's worth it. I'll keep my, I'll do my $90 split. And now you know they're getting 10% over on you,

but you get the security of that 90 million. God forbid in case you butt, you know, fuck your knee up or there's a, but. But fuck my knee? Don't judge people's sexual acts, bro. You don't know what people are into, bro. You make a little butt out of your, you make a little butt out of bending your knee. What the fuck that shit, bro. This is what it is.

I get what you're saying. Hey, man. All we want is. You want this 90%? Oh, you want this 90%? or not. You're going to have to butt fuck some means if you want this 90. All you can do is an entity is negotiate what's fair. Exactly. What, yeah, if you decide what's fair, they decide what they're going to, if they pay you what you're worth, they're not going to make any money. So the nature of the

business is they have to exploit. The nature of capitalism is exploitation. Say whatever it is. It is the reason why we're making t-shirts in China for fucking $2 and selling them here for $100 is so we can exploit people and make some money. That's what it is. You have to decide what your number at exploitation is. The way I look at this shit is always, if you're exploiting me, what else can I get out of it outside of monetary game? Yes. Boom. So when we were doing-

What's the other ways we can make money? Nah, we're talking. So when we were doing the MTV stuff and we already had these conversations, this was both your same thinking as well, we weren't worried about the overall deal that they were paying us, which was okay money. It wasn't life-changing because we're like, put me in front of the people. I'll be able to find a way to garner those people who support me,

fuck with me and they're going to ride with me through whatever I do. Absolutely. So if you're doing a deal, if you're a young podcast going on your platform, be like, whoa, there might be way more ears and eyes for me. I'm going to come up. If I'm doing a deal with some company, I'm thinking about what's the multiplier. Okay, you pay me this. I know I'm worth more, but you're going to pay me this.

I'm going to make sure I get my freedom, but you might be a three-time multiplier. I might come out of that deal. And now I've got three times many people watching my YouTube shit, my Instagram shit, my whatever. How can you build around it? And let's just say you do that for two years. Now you don't use this partnership to help you get here. Now somebody you might just want to get the bag after that. Somebody might just want to come and you probably already,

I know you're going to make money. But then somebody else might just come in with the bag and say, yo, let me get that for such and such amount. But now you got a whole different leverage because you got a whole different type of proof of concept. You know what I'm saying? Leverage is everything, bro. It's very interesting how you don't understand that until you own, though.

Real quick, but I want to get on that. but why do you think they don't release the numbers, like for shows on a lot of these TV streaming networks or even like why I think Spotify doesn't release the numbers? What do you mean? What numbers? Right? Like they don't say exactly what something hit. I think like Netflix doesn't release their numbers.

You can get it though. Can you? Yeah, yeah. I mean, we can't probably as the public general public. But if you're in the private. Yeah, yeah. If you're in the building, absolutely. I'm just saying that'd be a great tactic on the company side.

Like I won't tell them how well they're doing. And then they can't use that against us when it comes to negotiation. Well, that's what you got to do your own research. That's what you have agents for. And that's what you have lawyers for. And that's what you have a manager for. You got to have the right team around you. I'm not sitting here acting like I got it all figured out.

You know what I mean? But the people that I've studied in my life are the Jay-Zs, the Bob Johnson's, the Robert Smiths. You know what I'm saying? These are the people that have. I've studied and I've tried to model my game after. You know what I mean? But it's funny when you don't like... Talk about the ownership.

Yeah, everything we're talking about now. You don't realize until you own. something. Like, you know, when you get in these buildings and, you know, you're a partner. Like, I've been a partner with IHard for a while just through national syndication or even with, you know, you know, being up at Viacom, like having relationships with these executives, the people that run shit and producing

my own shows. Like, I'm my own production company. See the God World. But, like, producing my own shows and stuff, you start to realize all of these line items. You start to see where the money goes. You start to see why certain things are spent, why certain talent gets a certain amount of money and, you know, these executives will tell you straight up, like, yo, we can't afford to go over this number. That's why they have this thing called best and final.

Yeah. Because you've pushed them to the, you know what I'm saying? You push them. We can't, man. We just simply can't. It's not worth our while to do it. Like, it's not worth anybody's while to do it. And that's just something you know when you are under the hood.

Yeah. When you know, it's like a lot of people don't realize this. because they maybe might be in like their first few negotiations or they don't even really understand like the ramifications of a negotiation. But something I always consider is precedence. Right? When you do a new deal with a company,

especially a big company, the deal points that you make set a precedent for other people. Absolutely. And they can't afford to do that with everybody. Exactly. Because once again, like I said, I can tell you how it's done, but you might not get it done because you might not get it. Because you're not, you don't have all that leverage.

So you know what you got to do? Absolutely. Absolutely. But what I, so when I go into these negotiations, and I've been very like open, like I, I, everything that I do, my model, my blueprint on everything, I'm given to comics. I want them to do it. I want them to build up enough leverage where they can get deals that are more fair, right? They can make more money. I want that.

I think a more equitable relationship with media is better for everybody, entertain, right? but I know when I'm going into a company with a deal and I'm sure you know you're going into a company with a deal, you know that the deal points you make are setting the standard for the creators that are following you. So that when someone goes up, now they can ask for 50%. They can ask for these things,

that ownership, when they couldn't have done it in the past. Pro tip. You know when you signed a great deal, when they make you sign an NDA ball. That's it. They do a whole podcast talking about that shit. Run the clip.

I'm just saying, but I'm just, that's what it is. And also, too, when it comes to like the joint venture thing, you know, don't listen to people when they say, you know, just because you can't partner with corporations because you don't own anything or, you know, if you're not putting your own money up, what kind of splits are you getting? Don't let people make you believe that if you're not a 100% owner, then you're not an owner. because that's not true.

Especially, you know, especially as a black person, right? So, you all don't respect Rihanna's Pinty deal with LVMH? Right. Like, you don't respect when Rockefeller

and Def Jam was 50-50 joint venture partners. You didn't respect Puff when he was with Bad Boy. You don't respect Puff in his 50-50 deal with this disparate company that puts out to Rock and the deadly on the kids. What are we saying when we say when we say this? Yeah, it's a very common way of doing business.

It's a very common way of doing business. The most common way. It is because most people, honestly, like most people don't want to spend their own money. They use their fame. They use their leverage. And they understand the value that. When George Clooney puts himself in front of a tequila or an espresso, he knows, motherfucker, I don't got to put up a penny. I'm George Clooney.

If I'm drinking this shit, other people going to drink it. I love Casamigos. Never heard of it until George Clooney started pushing it. I love, I love Surat. Never heard of until Did he started pushing it. Let's be very real. some people here maybe they can tell the difference. Most of us cannot tell the difference between alcohol.

We can give pushback in terms of what it is. But for the most part, alcohol pretty much tastes the same. Like, vodka's taste the same as other vodkas. You know, whiskeys more or less taste the same as more other whiskeys. Why do you think so many famous people are in the alcohol business? Because it's all about brand. Of course, Diddy can make vodka hot because Diddy's hot so he can make you drink the same tasting shit as something else that doesn't have Diddy on it.

You mad at Michael Jordan for doing Jordan brand with Nike? Doing the same shoot. No, because think about this, what they don't understand. It's like the brand needs awareness. The awareness doesn't need money. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they don't. But the awareness is like, hold on.

If you need awareness, you put up the money. Now we have a company. Now, you both have limitations in terms of what you can do because now you have a partner. Just like anything else. If you're a partner in a restaurant, you've got limitations. terms of what you can do. This is partnering in business. Fenty Beauty is a $3 billion

company. And I think, what, four years, five years, that doesn't happen without Rihanna's cultural cachet and it doesn't happen without the LVMH machine. Yes. Simple as that. That's how you get a company to size and to scale fast. Yes. Now, is the goal, ultimate ownership? Yeah, because eventually at some point in my life, you want to be the person that's the finance. If that's your thing. Charlotte, even if it's ultimate ownership, everybody I do business with gets regularly employed by me is a partner in my business. Absolutely. Literally a percentage owner of my business. 100% okay from Alex, Akash, Mark, whatever it is, everybody owns a percent. I know when you are owning everything, I'm sure the people that you are hiring are going to, you're going to, you're going to,

empower them by giving them a piece of that, making them feel part of that fucking journey. So even then you're giving up pieces. Nobody is 100% owner of everything, of anything massive. Yes. Everybody does not, I mean, I'm sure that there are, but most people have investors. At that side, you go public. You do an IPO.

And now that the people are owners part of the company. This is a very normal thing. It's so normal. And, you know, as a creative, the only thing that you want to have is creative control, right? what you earn by showing and proving that you're already a great creative, so I don't need you for that. But if you can bring it, if you can bring some more creative juices over it, let's do it.

And other than that, all I want is the leverage to empower the people that I want to empower, to partner with the people that I want to partner with no hesitation. That's the problem that I saw at other companies. Other companies, they want to do a lot of red tape. You know what I'm saying? Like if I say, y'all, I want horrible decisions. Well, you know, what are they doing now? What's the analytics?

And this is that. What do they bring to tape? And I ain't got time for all that. You know what I'm saying? I want to be able to say, I want horrible decisions. Let's get them. Let's make a deal. Let's partner.

That's it. You want them to trust your decision. And that's, listen, I'm launching, I launched with 18 podcasts. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Matter of fact, let me shout out some of these. Let's go. Some of these great people.

Listen, man, I just want to salute, you know. You know, just like that. No, leave that like that. I like that. I want to salute, you know, just all. all my partners with the Black Effect Podcast Network and I Heart Radio, man. First of all, salute to the legendary, the culture shifting. They definitely didn't need a partner in no way, shape, or form.

But they decided it was something they wanted to do, N-O-R-E and DJ Fing with drink champs. Appreciate y'all so much. One that I'm very excited about because the network reflects a lot of my interests, right? So it reflects hip-hop, of course. It reflects comedy. You know what I mean? It reflects sports. It reflects mental health and mindfulness.

You know what I mean? It reflects politics and social justice. So on the sports, all the smoke with Matt Barnes. You know what I mean? They definitely didn't need a partner. Great. They could call their own shots anywhere they wanted to. So it's salute to them.

Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. Horrible decisions. Horrible decisions, Mandy and Weezy. They've been rocking with loudspeaker for a minute. You know? And yeah, it's just one of those things. Like, I feel like it's their time. Like, it's really just time for them to take it to the next level.

Yeah, man. Like, why are we not talking about horrible decisions? Like, we talk about guys we fucked and did they call me father girls. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're not fucking enough celebs, bro. No. That's what it is.

Yeah, shit on, yo. How bad do you want it? But that's not what... How bad do you want it, bro? That's not what guys we fuck do, though. They proud. No, no, no, no. But guys we fuck with interview every guy they fucked.

that's how it started. And then it became like a sexual empowerment podcast and they just have regular. So horrible decisions have to start talking about the horrible decisions they make. Yo, I mean. They do? Yeah, I think so.

I think they got to take it next level. I think you got to get defecated on. Their shows are wild, though. I've been to their live shows with the Dama, Dama. It's great. So good. What's the Matrix shit? Domenatrix.

There you go. Wow. That shit. Matrix. But thank you for being my partners. Dropping Jims with Debbie Brown. My sister, Debbie Brown. Debbie is in the mindfulness space.

It's a great name for her podcast. It's amazing. Because she's into the stones and shit. That's great. He's in the mental health and mindfulness. Me and Dev, been rocking with each other for 13, 14, 15 years now. What up, Dev?

Dev is a person I used to be. When I first met her, it was Chuck Taylor's and, you know, her telling me about the dopest new West Coast hip hop. Right. Now it's her telling me about Deepak Chopra. mindfulness and stones and whatnot. You know, got me hugging trees. And what's interesting with Dev,

Dev introduced me to this next person who I love, it's my partner. Whenever he opens his mouth, whether it's the rap or the talk, he stir shit up. Glasses Malone. I love glasses, bro. Launching the No Sealance podcast

with Glasses Malone. I love. The West Coast has been severely, severely undeserved when it comes to the hip-hop podcast. You know what I'm saying? You look at the East Coast. East Coast got drink champs.

East Coast got, you know, Joe Button, East Coast got rap radar. Yeah, what is West Coast? Just no, jumper? Oh, no, that's what you said? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm outside of that. Say again?

I'm talking about black. What? What do you say, bro? Say black like that. One more time. That's what the Twitter comments for me are always. The YouTube comments. So say black like that with a capital B.

I don't like how he says that. But no, no ceilings by glass. Malone, he's my partner. And another one, man, Gangster Chronicles with my man MC8, okay, James McDonald, all right, and Norman Steel, okay? Those are my partners. I feel like they're going to really, really make a lot of noise. They're already making a lot of noise. I actually enjoyed their podcast. I used to watch their podcasts on YouTube. That's why I wanted to partner with them. But also in the sports world, man, Stephen Smith, Sr. Yeah. You know, he's got a podcast on the network called Cut to It. That's actually available

right now. What do you mean Steve Smith, the wide receiver? Steve Smith, the wide receiver for. Used to be for the Carolina Panthers. Come on, man. This is Baltimore Ravens as well. This is like one of the all-time shit-talkers. Absolutely. I'll listen to that. That's great. Absolutely. He's a legend, dude. You can go check cut to it out right now. In the mental health mindfulness space, Michelle Williams, yes, that Michelle Williams from

Destiny's Child. She has a podcast called Checking In. Me and Michelle have been friends for, man, Lord have mercy. She told me she was literally saying this other day It's at least since like 06 07 some shit like that You know what I mean? So it's good to be in business with her partnering with her Somebody who I find extremely funny

Flame Monroe Oh yeah, shout out of Flame bro She's been on this podcast Yes And she has a podcast on the Black Effect Network Called Laugh and Learn Executive produced by my sister Tiffany Haddish Hey!

Okay so y'all can check that out As far as the politics and social justice, I got Queen Tamika Mallory and Mice on. They got their politicians, creep politicians. Yeah, hot happy mess. Not hot, well, I'm going to get the hot happy mess. Hello somebody with Senator Nina Turner.

Whoa. Yeah, and a straight shot, no chaser with Teslin Figuero, you know. So the social justice political aspect is covered. I'm happy that they partner with me. Ebony K. Williams will handle all the law stuff with holding court. Ebony's been a guest on the Brilliant Idiot Podcast and the Breakfast Club several times. Hot, happy mess with Zori Hall.

You know, Zori is family. Zori is family. You know, when I heard that she was out shopping a podcast, we just so happened to be at the same agency. So I'm like, yeah. Got out to Zuri. Yo, Zer, you still owe us money for the RV for Burning Man. That's why I let you know.

She just never paid us. She was like, I'll crash with you. We're like, all right, cool. But we didn't think it was like real crap. How much you owe you? How much you owe you? How much you owe us, Al? I don't know.

A couple grand. Damn, well, you're going to take it out of your paycheck. You might have to take that out your ad revenue. I got the first couple brands coming to me. All right. Who am I missing? Oh, Bonong Matiba. Oh, big time.

Shout out to South Africa. What's happening? Zuzuzella or whatever. Bonong. What's that thing? That boozella? What's that thing? Remember that instrument that they were doing during the World Cup?

I don't know what to you all about. You don't remember that? No. It's just like, at football games? Yeah, we're doing it at the World Cup. Stop looking to me like I said racist things, bro. I don't know if you're not.

Here's not me. I know these things. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just making sure. Why I teach you about black shit? When you hear Andrew say something, you look around everybody else.

Should I be offended? I don't know that. I don't know. Voo Zella, bro. But Bonang's podcast is untitled. But she'll have a title for it soon. But I'm happy to be partnering with her because she definitely don't need a partner. Bonong is a international superstar.

Okay. The Vuvuzela. What is that? Plastic horn. About 65 centimeters long. That's two feet. Maybe that should be the name of her podcast. This should be called Vuvu Zella.

hosted by Bonang Matiba. Exactly, which produces a loud, monotone note, typically a B minor. I don't know what the fuck that is, but still, that shit is fire. Everybody knows about Voooo Zellas. Get your shit right now. I don't even know what a Voo Zella is, bro.

I'm excited about this one to... From the Kudu Horn. Voo Zella was used to summon distant villagers to attend community gathering. Okay, it's not racist, Andrew. You proved your point. Like, Voo Voo Zah. They're only trying to do.

It's not racist. We get it, Andrew. It's fine. It's fine. It's not racist. It wasn't racist. Boo Boozella's common use of football matches in South Africa, Africa, South Africa,

in case y'all wanted to know. It's become a symbol of South Africa and football as the stadiums are filled with in sound. Okay, there you go. Buhu Zella, learn something. AJ and Tam Bam. AJ is from Charleston, South Carolina. That was close, bro.

That could have been bad. You cleaned it up nice. AJ is from Charlton, South Carolina. That's a life life. long friend. Taylor's going to be executive producing their podcast, too. Really? Oh, yeah, Taylor works for the Blackfoot.

Oh, it's just this thing called jobs. Stop it. Two more. Go. We get it, right? You got a lot of podcasts. Jess hilarious. Oh, you got Jess.

Just hilarious, her beautiful problematic self. She has a podcast called Carefully Reckless. I know this is a good sign because I just saw it. I just got to send her album art work, even though she'd been had it because we've been working on this for a long time. And last but certainly not least, man, man, three brothers that I am such, like, literal fans of. Like, I really love what these brothers do individually.

I love what they do collectively. These brothers definitely did not need no partner in any way, shape, or form. And trust me, it wasn't easy. It wasn't easy But I get it And I'm so happy that they decided The partner man 85 South show

Carlos Miller I love those guys DC Young Fly Chico Bean Sout to my guy Chad man I'm glad that we could You know

farm a partnership And make some really dope shit happen man So yes we're launching With 18 podcasts We got some other specialty podcasts For like

You were telling me about these This is actually really good idea I'm surprised people I haven't done this in the past That's why we're going to show people

do it. So what's going to happen is these artists are going to come out and these artists, when they put out their albums, they may not want to run around and do the radio circuit. You know what I mean? So do a four to five podcast series. Talk about the album. Talk about it at length. You don't have to do it in between. Same thing with actors, you know what I mean? They got movies coming out. They can do the same thing. I got two lined up right now that I'm going to let those press releases come out later. No, they'll be out real, I mean, real, real soon. But you know, I don't want to shoot My whole load.

You know what I mean? I'm going to shoot a little of it? That's a little bit of it. That's even worse, bro. You're going to bust like 25%. But please, thank y'all. Black Effect Podcast Network. I hope we didn't oversell it.

We just here to do the work. And, you know, I want this to be to the audio business what BET was to television in the 90s. Yeah. I want it to be a place where you can come and get entertained, educated and enlightened. And I want, you know, black people to make some goddamn money. So salute to all my partners in the Black Effect

Podcast Network, all the podcasts that we partnered with and IHeart Radio, of course. 50-50 joint venture. If you don't know what a joint venture is, go Google it. You know what I mean? And if you don't believe it's a joint venture, then just sit back in five years

when, you know, we're on the Forbes list. Ooh. That's all I'm saying. Ooh. Not as good. If I had a boo-woozella, I'd be blowing this. I would. What you do to celebrate in South Africa?

It's an African thing. You guys probably wouldn't know anything about it. What do we got, Taylor? What are we doing, Taylor? Hey. There's some stuff from shit you're not going to care about. Oh, what we got? What are we going to not care about next week?

Shit, we won't care about next week. What we got? Well, or you don't have any positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot? Oh, shit. We forgot all about that. I think we did in the beginning. Because I would say, What a fucking Idiot was the Forbes title. Positively Brilliant was learning a new way to care about your animals.

And a new, yeah, like cutting, stopping the limitations of affection with your animals. And I thought that that was absolutely, positively brilliant. Based off perspective, it could be either one. And what a fucking idiot that we are for not doing that with our dogs in the past. Thank God I did. Literally, that is the beginning. So now retrofit that. We're good.

We did positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Okay. So y'all want to talk about the Dr. J's wife, $2 million a month, temporary spousal. I can't say the word. Spousal support. I was looking at that all wrong when I first saw it. Okay.

I was in a listener, actually. I can't remember her name. I think her name was Sandra. She called the breakfast club and she said, we're looking at this with regular eyes. And we are. Okay. I want to hear it.

When we look at the $2 million a month. Ouch. We're not looking at it from the perspective of a woman who was married to a man who's worth a billion plus. Can I say something? Yes, please. Is it possible that the same thing that we were saying earlier applies? You don't get what you're worth.

You get what you. What you negotiate. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe $2 million a month to a billionaire isn't that bad. Based off somebody that you've been with for 20 years and they know all the bones are buried. And she threw out a body already. I think she's just dangling it.

What she said? Not really a body, but she threw out a little information. Yeah, I was a little, I didn't understand. I mean, listen, I don't know. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Here's the thing with that, too, though. There was only certain things on the list.

I'm not mad that she wants those things. I just want to know why. I think they're absurd. You can't ask. 900,000 in entertainment? What the fuck is so entertaining? Son, nothing. There's 900,000.

900,000 on muffin entertainment? No, no, no, no. How? No, no. The most hilarious one was, uh, where is it? $125,000 a month in charity. Charity. You can't ask someone to give you money to give money.

Somebody else. Your charity. How do you feel good about that? Seriously, how do you feel good about that? Who gets that blessing? Who does the universe reward if I give you $125,000 to give away? And you're already getting $2 million a month. Yeah.

Is that not enough to give away for charity? Maybe if you cut your entertainment bill to a reasonable $50,000 a month. I mean, that's hilarious. You need $900,000 for entertainment, only $125. thousand for charity. I'm going to tell you what else is a wild, bro. $10,000 laundry and cleaning bill. Yeah. And then $135,000 for clothes? Yeah, you don't need to do laundry. You should be throwing away everything you wear

for 135 grand a month. Yeah, dude. It sucks twice. Nah, that's crazy. And then, look, this is the funny part. Think, look at this guys. 900,000 in entertainment. Yeah. 60 grand in education, 125 in charitable. Only 100 grand a month in mortgage. Why do you have a mortgage? if you didn't spend $900,000 in entertainment, you wouldn't have a mortgage. Why do you have a mortgage? Is there a reason for a mortgage?

Yes. Why do you? Yo, come on, man. You look at the cell phone, though, the email. So what is this? This is alimony? I don't know what the fuck. By the way, this is just in the interim.

This is just until the shit is finalized. This is robbery. This is a placeholder, this is robbery. Now, this is crazy, man. You only ask for shit like this if you done, what if you did fingers and booty holes yeah she she must got him on to take

I'm not saying that happened I don't want nobody to sit here and say I'm saying that happened I'm just saying to beat this ball yeah you gotta have some leverage bro you know something yeah you got a lot of leverage absolutely so you gotta decide before you let your wife do some shit to you man you really got to decide man

that's a wild thing you really got to decide you let your wife do that but that's why I talk about it what that's why I talk about it You try to get out in front of it. Ain't no leverage. Interesting. Interesting.

Now what if she said she, what if she said, what if she said, you try that and pop your fingers off? What's that? You try to put your finger up in my butt. You're going to pop your fingers off? Why, you're just going to clench your butt cheeks and snap it off? It's probably not going to go in there. It's probably not you're going to go in there.

What do it means I'm going to go in there? What if it just goes in there super smooth? Just like, what if it's just mac and cheese, just slide in the spoon in it? What if that's, what if that's how easy that you? You're going to have to lube something up. You're going to feel something being lubed up down there. What if she pre-lobes, dude? You don't know.

You are turning on some dogs right now, right now. It's people listening to this with dead dogs right now, and it's just pink penis is just getting hard all throughout the fucking country listening to Wax talking about this shit. My God. They're not trying that shit, girl. That's right. That's shit, girl.

Yeah, not try that shit, girl. Come on, bro. That's the mother of your child. She can't put a few. A few fingers in a thumb of your butt? What if she goes like this? What if she makes it like a little beak, like a bird beak and then just goes in like that?

She don't even want me to... What if she'd do the beak and just peck it? Yeah, just a little woodpecker. Like a little sea. She's telling you she don't even care for it. She wouldn't even want that for it. What if she flips a vooosela backwards and just... Alex, let's do you with a voooselah.

Let's go! Let's learn today, guys. Let's learn. That's what I'm talking about. I was not how to spell that shit, yo. He's spelled it right. I guess. Yeah.

At least someone's black around here. Yeah. He just not a spell because it sounds Spanish. The long trumpet. Yeah, that shit can go up in anus. That could go up in an anus, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd go right up in an anus, dog.

Voo, voo, zella. Voo, voo zella, and listen to the sound of it. This sounds like flatchelins. It sounds like flatulence. It does. What else, Taylor? The Conello and... Golden Boy?

I don't know his name. I don't understand what's going on with this, man. I got to talk to Ack and Barack about this. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Because he's not suing for past money. He's suing for money that he didn't make in 2020, but they didn't set the fight of some shit like that. Oh, interesting.

I think, from what I read, I couldn't be reading this all wrong. Do you notice DeBrieney's podcast? I don't know. But I thought I read something like that. Well, they signed that crazy contract with the zone. 360 million? $360 million? $360 million?

$360 million. But he needs. to fight in order to get it, I guess. Yes. And they're probably not doing the fights because there's no people in the stands and that affects the gate and that affects how much Golden Boy can make. Oh, you. That's my assumption.

But they pay per view though. That's... But I guess Golden Boy is like, yo, we just put it all in the pot. Why am I going to give away $8 million? Why are we waiting until we can do the gate? Fuck Canello. We got him signed. That's the other thing. When you were signed, your own... They fucking got you. He took the bag, though. He took the bag, and that's why I didn't get it.

He took the bag. Because sometimes you see that money. in front of you and it's so hard to saying no because you're not looking at your freedom in front of you. That's why you got to respect money Mayweather. Say what you're going on. That motherfucker. He figured out business. You know what he did? He bought himself out of his contract with Bob Aram

for, I forget exactly how much money. He bought himself, paid his own cash. I imagine it's on maybe it was his business partners, but still. And then he went on and made a billion dollars or $850 million. He said on Drink Champs, your podcast on a black network. I thought Al-Hamon was his guy. Al-Ham has always been his guy.

He was his business partner. Yeah, but then he has another guy as well. Leonard Ellerby, yeah. But still, like, that's a guy who fucking believed himself and then cash the fuck in. But you got to get to that point. That's all? Is this about getting to that point?

Yeah. And he got to that point. What else, Teller Game? The Kardashians are finally leaving air. I'm happy. Don't care about that this week. I mean, that makes sense, though, right? What are they going to do?

Their whole show is about lifestyle and, like, going out to fancy places and enjoying dinners, that kind of stuff. It's like, it's Corona. What are you going to do? film. You're not going to be able to film anything fun in terms of reality show for another year. So you might as well just cut it down. I don't think they can catch up

anymore. I mean, I don't think they can keep up anymore. What you mean? I don't think they can keep up with how fast life goes. Ah, so by the time the show comes out, it's like, yo, we've been there, we've done there, like, we don't care. And they're probably at the point now where they're like, yeah, we're not reenacting none of this shit. You missed all of this shit. You know what I mean? No, for real. Like, back in the day, they would reenact this shit. Yeah. And show it to you again. All the cameras rolling now, it's just like, nah, fuck that.

And they hit the mother low with Bruce being a girl. You know what I'm saying? Hard to be. Yeah. What else are you going to do after that? Hard to beat? What they're going to do is it won't wait for their children to get a little bit older and then just re. You think the next generation?

Yes. If Chris don't die. If Chris stay alive, yeah. Why do you need Chris? Is Chris she's like the brain in this whole thing? I think the rest of them know business. I think Kim knows business way better than we give her credit for. Kylie definitely knows business because let's be for real.

Nobody else had a makeup line. You know what I mean? Somebody connected the dots with her and she had to wear it with all. I said, yeah, I am going to do my own makeup line and partner with these people and make a fucking billion dollars. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah. What else, Taylor? The vaccine that should be ready in October. I called this. I called this. What do you mean? I called this.

I said, Donald Trump is going to, I said, when I heard that Russia was making a vaccine, I said Trump is going to come with this vaccine. He's going to give it to you on November 2nd. November 1st, November 1st, November 2nd. and you'll be incapacitative to the simple second. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I'm promise you. What that mean? What? Incapacitated. It's like right after you jerk the dog off and they just like pass out and they just laying there and they don't move.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I don't take that stuff. That's why I'll ever take the flu shot. I don't trust none of it. So you don't drug off the dog? Yeah. Okay. Listen, what do you think a flu shot is, bro?

I don't know. I never try to take it. I don't want to take none of that. I don't want to take none of that shit. Oh, you don't believe in vaccines? I don't deny that shit. Yo, my mom told me this weekend she never took a vaccine in her life.

That was wild and she's a school teacher. Well, no, she never had the flu shot, not a vaccine. She's just, you know, I never got a flu shot. Really? Yeah, I don't know. Fuck with that. For what? Get the flu.

Okay. All right, guys. No. Why are you on flu shots? Why are you on flu shots? I got a flu shot. What's the point of the flu shot? Well, it gives you like a small dose of it that you can handle.

Yeah, don't do that shit. And that was like years ago. All right, how about this? Are y'all going to take the vaccine when it comes out? No. Hell no. Why not? No.

Why not? No. Yo, they, they just stopped it in New England. I think it was new. Whoa, bro. Why are y'all not going to take the fucking vaccine? Man, I'm not taking that shit. It's too funny for me, bro.

It's vizine. No, they put it crazy shit in. No, they put a crazy shit in. Flax, if you don't pull that off your face, you fucking ninja turtle-looking motherfucker. You don't stop coughing. You don't stop coughing. You don't stop coughing. He looks like he'd want to be Mickey Mouse, but you don't want to commit.

You know, you put the nose on first. He looked at the nose on and he'll put the ears on. I don't have it all looking all crazy. I don't know. I'm not taking the vaccine when it first comes out because... Take the mask off, bro. By the way, when I got my corona shot, my corona fucking test this morning. Yeah.

The doctor, I'm not going to say his name because I don't know if he's supposed to be giving this information. But maybe he does. He says he puts out a newsletter. He is, his name's Dr. Stu. Dr. Stu said, do not. take the fucking vaccine when it comes out in November. You don't want to be the first motherfucker to take that. Yeah, you got to let it's like the new iPhone.

You got to let all the Kings get worked out. He said February at the latest. Yeah, Black History when it goes. Like, wow. Yeah. Too late by then, though. Labrats. It's too late by then.

Trump might go. He might pay you to take that shit. So the thing is, is not whether Trump pays you. It's whether the government and Republicans wouldn't do this. Probably Democrats would do this. will force you to take the vaccine or to have a vaccine in order to like go to a job in a regular place,

go to parks, go to grocery stores. They're like, if you're not vaccinated, you can't come in here because you get people sick. If I'm a politician, if I'm a Democrat, I wouldn't want them to have a vaccine. That helps. Oh, of course. Democrats don't want, you know,

just in Seattle this week, the lady was like, we're staying in the lockdown until November 3rd. Like, oh, until the election day. You just want everybody locked in until the election day? Come on. Yeah, I don't, I'm just simply not taking the vaccine until I don't, I'm probably not ever taking the vaccine, to be honest, would you?

Yeah. Like, why? If everybody else gets it, they cool. Yeah. If you get old, maybe the right thing to do it. Yeah, when you get older, you know what I'm saying? As long as we can fight it off now with C-Moss, we could. Bro, if you're not fat, you're good.

Literally, it's fat people or other comorbidities. Why are you looking at me? You're going to stay inside your body? Yo, that's fucked up, right? That's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. I was talking to wax.

You might have to swing on him, y'all. You might have to swing on him. Like something scared you. You might have to swing on him, Taylor, for real. That's crazy, Taylor. What's a guy in there? That's what I need. Say again?

Like gun you have. Yeah, get that Nerf gun. Why? Because what you did was disrespectful. I didn't do nothing. You did. I didn't do nothing. If you're fat, you could die from Corona.

And you turn your head. No, I did. You turn your head. I look at wax. You didn't look at wax. No. You turned your head and you looked at Taylor. And then Taylor looked up and made a face.

I was looking to see what she was making a face at. She was making a face of you looking at her. No. What he's talking about? Yo, but that's fucked up, right? What's fucked up? Yo, you got to beat him up for that, dude. You can't let that shit go.

What are you talking about? What? She got corona? No, she doesn't have corona, bro. This guy is crazy, dude. You'll have a mask, girl. I can't fuck with it, bro. Wax's really crazy, bro.

She does not have a corona. No, that's not what we're talking about. What is he talking about? Charlotte's saying that she should have been. Why did you look like that, Taylor? Seriously. What are you talking about? Oh, okay.

Did you think that Charlotte was implying that you should be concerned about Corona. Yes. And that would be disrespectful. What? Wax, I can't take you seriously like this. Looks like Black Zorro.

I can't do this right now. I can't do it. Zoro drunk your shit. You're trying to pick on your eyes. I just said about the Corona. And now you're over here talking about, are you mad because he's talking about you got the corona? What? Wax.

Wax, it's all good, bro. Wax, it's all good, dog. It's all good, dude. I'm lost. I don't know what's going on either. Neither do I. Anyways. Give us some asking an idiot.

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All right. What was we about to do? Ask an idiot. Ask an idiot. Let's do some asking idiot guys and get a bounty here. All right. I like the studio. I like the energy in here, man.

Thank you, bro. That's dope. Thank you. I think we wouldn't warm it up. We'll put some more things in here. No. Congratulations. This is dope.

Thank you, man. Thank you. Yeah, this is Studio B. Obviously, you guys are seeing the Flagrin Studios over there, Studio A. And then we got the monologue. We're doing cool things over here, man. I don't think that, I'm being honest with you.

I don't think Andrew gets enough credit for, you know, just being an entrepreneur, but just, you know, what he's built. Like, this is his own studio in fucking Brooklyn. This is his. Thank you, man. It's not his man's apartment. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I mean?

This is a closet. This is his. Like, it's a studio. he built in Brooklyn. And I mean, just even... And you did that on your own. Yeah. Like straight up shooting shit off digitally.

Yeah, it was cool. Taking a chance and giving up fucking pieces of your stand-up routines. Yep. And now... Wow. You're doing all right. You got most fucking...

You got more YouTube subscribers than some of your favorite podcast. Yeah, it's been cool. Yeah, man. It's dope. And I can't do it obviously without Alex. I mean, you could, but you choose, too. Don't you forget it

You're the fuck with you Alex, my man You know what I mean Shout to Alex Shout to Akash Shout to Mark man Shout to everybody That's helped us do it

Does Mark out there? No, no, that's Robbie Yeah What we got to? Ask an idiot All right So Uncle Jake Washer says

Is paying for porn cheating Or does that just make me a classier Meat Peter Wow. A classier meat beater. Why would paying for porn be cheating? I can see why.

Make the argument for me. I mean, it's just kind of like you're paying to see another vagina. But if you're not paying to see the vagina, then it's okay. It's probably a bigger argument if you get caught paying for it as opposed to just looking at it. I think your girl will be more upset. Yeah. Taking something away from us to do something that you know I'm not going to like. Yeah.

It's like you're, yeah. I bet a girl would be furious if she found out you were paying for porn. If you're just whacking off to porn that's free, it's just being a guy. It's like going to have beers with the guys. You're dog jerking. I don't want you to be drunk with your friends, but sometimes you're drunk with your friends.

But yeah, if you're paying for porn... I'm not going to be drunk with my friends watching porn, Andrew. Say it? That's what you're saying? He's drunk. Nah. I'm saying you just go... I don't know what you're talking about, bro.

I think he's drunk with your friend. I'm not drunk with your friend. I'm not drunk with my friends watching porn. Like, what are you saying? I mean, I don't... Not sober with my friends watching porn with friends. What are watching porn with friends? What? Huh?

I'm watching porn, my guy. Man, knock it off, man. We grew up as kids. You and a bunch of little boys was looking through playboys. I'm not a kid no more. Watching bankers. 36 years old. I don't call my boys to come over, do fantasy football, and then watch fantasy porn.

But what's the difference when being 15 and 16 and watching porn with your boys? No. I'm not getting hard on my boys. It's a reason why I want to watch the ball. Nah, I wouldn't be hard with my boys and we were all watching porn and get it. What's what? What's going on, man? You don't know.

I don't know. Hey, bro, I was watching porn. I was watching porn with my boys. My parents, I remember my mom did the classic immigrant thing. She got some, this is high school. She finally got some money, and then she bought the complete cable package. You know how, like, when you first get money, you haven't had, like, real money before, like,

you spend it on shit that you're like, you don't need to. And so she got the whole cable, but she's like, I want all the channels. And we had the porn channels. Nice. So come back, me and the homies, you know, go back to the room. Yes.

Watch the porn. There were probably times that I was erect and my friends were around. They might have been erect too. We were sitting on each other's lap. It was just watching porn as friends at a safe distance. We were socially distance. I showed, like, girls playing with herself on the phone or...

You showed me, name. You showed, I'm out there. You shown, I was hard. Every time. Every time. I was erect. You was? Wex.

I'm mad as hell to know that. Hey, it is what it is. Okay? When the internet first started, when the internet first started, you watch it like bang bros with your boys, man. Legendary. Come on, man. H-Creat Latinas.

Yo, bro, we never did that. We never watched porn together. That's a lot. No, you guys said, where? Have had sex with boys. women together. You've both been hard in the same room with your dick's out. But you don't look at it. No, no. You're not going to judge me for having my dick hard pushed up against my belly button and my jeans wrapped around it constricting it. You were hard

with your dick and flesh open for your boy to see, sweat dripping off your forehead, falling on his dick and chest. Let the record show I've never completed any of those train rides. I always jumped the fuck off because this shit feels stupid. Well, if you did more than once. No. Once I was in the room, right? Because Wax was in there. So what happened was?

So I went. I don't remember how it started. I just remember that I got the fuck out of there. Because Wax was doing too much. Wax was making me feel uncomfortable. He got a tim like this on the bed. He's just like, you bro. Come on, man.

All right, man. I'm getting the fuck off. That was the first black effect. He put that Tim on the table. And then I'm short. So if I'm short and wax is tall and the woman is in front and say wax hitting it from the back and then she's doing something to me. Oh, I see is wax! You just, she's a table and you're having a little picnic with wax.

That's literally what it is. You had dinner with wax. Both of you butt-ass naked, nicks out fully hard. Nothing could be gayer to that, yo. I won't hear no judgment, bro. I'm so glad. Nothing could be gayer than that. I think God, I think God we grew up.

Amen. I swear to God, man. The 20s was a wild time, bro. God, for no reason. Lord, have mercy, man. Jesus Christ. Stupid shit. What can we do it?

Dumb shit. Give me another one, Taylor. Thank God for growth. Okay, well, I don't know. This is so much growth. Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead? Oh, sorry, this is for insensitive culture. Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or dicks on your back like a stegosaurus?

Thigasaurus has got dicks on their back? I guess so. I mean, I guess the pussy for sure. Hmm. A diamond on my forehead or dicks on my back. Why are you in your back? It's a vagina on my forehead? Yeah.

I'd probably have the dicks on my back because I could hide those way easier. Yeah, you can weigh a shirt. Yeah, vagina my forehead. Oh, you mean like tattoos. But then you can wear a hat to cover your... But you meant like a girl sitting on your fucking... On your forehead. And the guys putting their meats on your back.

That's what I'm thinking. Is this a new segment of the show called Ask a High question? Like, what I'm trying to figure out why... Yeah, this is... Even the thing that you just imagined was wild as fuck. Okay. Yeah. That was wild.

You just imagined it was wild. Those tattoos, I didn't know those tattoos. I thought it was girls just putting a vagina on your forehead. You do slap you your back with dicks. Why are they slapping you on your... The dick talk portion of it. Go, go, go, go. Give us another one, Taylor, gang.

Jesus. I have two more, other ones. Who do you think... Or this is to... Custachio underscore circus. Who do you think should play the next Black Panther? Now, this is a good question. I was thinking about this.

Yo, I love Chadwick Bowman. Rest and peace to Chadwick Bowman. South Carolina all. day, you know, you have to recast them. You have to. Black Panthers... Well, yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, you know, people are saying things like, you know, let Shuri play. I'm sure he played...

Shuri was Black Panther for two seconds in the comic books. You know what I mean? Okay. Kill Manga was even Black Panther for a brief moment in the comic book. Like, you have to let... You just got to recast. Like, I'm sure, from what I was told or what I read, Ryan Couglas just finished writing Black Panther, too.

I actually think they were supposed to be start filming Black Panther 2 this year because Black Panther 2 was supposed to be released in 2022, if I'm not mistaken. So, and I think I read somewhere where Chadwick was just about to start shooting, but then he got sick. I don't remember, I don't know, maybe I'm getting this wrong.

But my point is, you just got to recast. You got to recast them, yeah. You have to. Like, you can't just throw that story away, throw that rich story away. Like, you got to recast them. Be black? I'm saying.

Like, I'll do it. What? I would think. I would think. being black is probably something they're looking for when you want to play Black Panther. I don't know. He had an accent.

Yeah, but you got to recast. I saw somebody say Lance Gross. Lance Gross? I saw somebody say that. What about making Killmonger, like, switch his character and end up being the good guy and then he becomes the new Black Panther? Somebody suggested that online.

Yeah, but if you've already written a whole script, you know how long it takes to write these movies? You know what I'm saying? Like Ryan Cougal has devoted to. so much time. He's probably got a storyline. I think you just got a recast. You know what I'm saying? I actually think if they should go get somebody from Africa.

You know what I'm saying? Go find an actor from Africa who can play that role. I'm sure there's somebody, you know what I mean? When Chadwick was on Breakfast Club, God Blessed Day, Chadwick was talking about his tribe that he's from. I think it's the Yoruba tribe, if I'm not mistaken.

Go on to hunt. See if there's some actors out there. You know, that a part of that from that region. Yeah. Yes. Chadwick, yeah.

Yeah. It is. Euroba. Yeah. So it's that region and he is, if I'm not mistaken, he's, please, got some Nigerian in him. It's Crohn in this room. But, yes, got to recast them.

What else, Taylor? One more. Taylor? Yes. Um, hold on. You got one thing to do. He's got one thing to do. Cardio.

Huh. What did he just say? This guy is cardio. Nobody said that. Yo, nobody said that. Charlamian. I knew you was going to think I said that. Charla.

I knew you would think I was saying. This guy's fucked up, y'all. He's as mad because my hits are breaking and hid. That's all. No, you hear what he said. That's what you should punch. This guy is crazy. What?

You're going to let him through that? I didn't hear you say. Go, go, what is it? What is it? What is it? All right. You go. You go.

You go. You guys are kind of built similar. Yo, yeah, Charlotte, why are you talking shit? Who? You and you, why are you talking shit about me?

And we're built similar. I didn't even say nothing. I'm sitting over here texting. Yeah. Listen, Taylor, you have a great body. I know. And by proxy,

Charlotte, so do you. To cute ass. Who want to put on some porn? All right. All right. I'm going to just do this one. All right, one more. Let's go.

From Villar Road 16. What's the dream of yours that you have yet to reach? You're about to see. A little bit more time. And you're about to see. Put it that way. That's it. I'll do a little tease.

Yeah. I mean, honestly, my dream has always been to be able to, empower people, empower people, employ people, you know, partner with people, put people in positions that they can win. I think we, we, I mean, yeah, I've been, I'm doing that. I've been doing it for a while. Like, my dreams aren't like crazy, crazy.

You know what I mean? I just like to see people win. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I like to throw more assist than I do score points. So as long as I'm in a position to throw assist, dream fulfilled. That's all. Beautiful.

Want to close us out, Charlotte? Yeah, man. Listen, as always, thank you for joining us in this wonderful studio, The Brilliant Idiots. Thank you. Studio, Shultz Studio. This is really Shultz Studio. When you ring the bell, his name pops up.

When you walk down the hall, it says Shote Studios. Got some branding, bro. Branding is important. Branding is important. So as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. But if you think we're just a couple idiots,

you don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Burying Nidious podcast. Thank you for listening. Thanks.