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Episode Date: February 2, 2023

This week DJ Nyla Symone joined in on Charlamagne and Andrew's Brilliant Idiot discussions, starting with Andrew's debut on the new movie "You People". They also debate about which rap artist from the 90s had a bigger impact in the culture, after Charlamagne decided that New York lost their trendsetter reputation once the Empire State building turned green for the Philadelphia Eagles going to the Superbowl this year. ***************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiots Podcasts. Yep, Shalameen the God. Andrew Shoe. We are the Brilliant Idiot's Podcast.

Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. NYLA is here. Yeah, I'm excited. Naila, you should be, you should consider it a privilege and an honor to be sitting next to one of the greatest actors of our generation. I know. who is in a movie that's number one in 73 countries. Guys, stop.

Come on. I didn't want to make this big deal. Number one in 73 countries, baby. Is that how many? 73 countries. People talking about it all up and down my timelines, you know, sending me these quotes that they're saying are like memorable, big time quotes. Andrew Shots, baby, the hezzi.

Guys, stop it. Guys, stop it. You guys, you're just so crazy. I'm just a regular guy. Like, I'm still one of the, you know, the folks here on the podcast. Like we're just talking and like being friends. What was your motivation? If that one line where you said the vaccines are making you gay.

That vaccine makes you gay. I was just trying to be real, man. You know, I was just trying to channel my like my true beliefs about the other vaccine. I didn't say which vaccine makes you gay. Yeah. I was shocked they kept that in there. Yeah. You know, Netflix, left leaning, you know what I'm saying?

I think, yeah. I think that, you know, what it really comes down to is that like we know that. you know, society is trying to force people to be straight nowadays. So, like, what I was saying is the most progressive thing we could do is we can have a vaccine for heterosexuality. Word. Word. I thought you said it makes you gay. Well, yeah, it allows you to be gay because it vaccinates a way to straight.

Oh. The straight is a disease, bro. You know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody want to be straight nowadays. Everybody want to be straight, man. Is straight even natural? I wouldn't think so.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think gay. What is that? I'm just asking a question. I mean, you kind of come out with something still stuck to you, right? In terms of? The umbilical cord.

Exactly. You know what I'm saying? I thought you was saying something completely different. No, I'm saying. It is just kind of weird that you come out as a man. You have the umbilical cord stuck to you. But then you spend the rest of your life pausing anything that's long and looks like that. That's so true, bro.

You don't think so? No, that's so true. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're gay, man. So, yeah. No, dude, um, listen, I don't know where we're going with this, but, uh, no idea. But listen.

I don't even know how to double the shit. How do you feel? How do I feel about, uh, you know, being in the movie? Yeah, number one in 73 countries. Listen, I think it's great. Yeah. I think it's great. It is cool to see people are still watching movies, to be honest with you.

Like, yeah. I didn't know because so many of these movies come out, like you see like the Oscars and that shit and like you're like, what's nominated? You're like, I've never seen the banshees of insuring. I don't know what the fuck these movies are. And then a movie like this comes out and you just your timeline is lit the fuck up

and everybody's tagging you and you're like, whoa, that's crazy. I think people aren't really going to the theaters like that, but we're definitely at home. Yo, they're going to the theaters for the blockbusters. Yes. The big blockbusters. It's got to be Avatar.

It's got to be Top Guns. Something Marvel. Top Guns. shit like that. Big blockbusters, yes, I want to see that on the big screen. But comedy, give it to me at home where I could watch it. I could still be like, you know, be around the house. I got to fold some laundry and watch the comedy.

And also you've got every famous person in it, you know. Now, the cast is great. Crazy. Nila liked it. Naila texted me and said she fucked with it. Yeah. Which part did you like? Let me read exactly what you like.

Did you like the vaccine section or did you like the corner of the capital? I was just like, they got the perfect person for that role. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What role? What role? What role? What role? It's called acting, okay?

I was playing a character. It was great. Okay, good. I thought I liked Young Miami. I thought she was funny. She was good in it? The wig coming off, the mom. Yeah.

The whole thing was just really funny. Good movie. She said, you watched the You People movie in Netflix. I said, nah, not yet. Is it good? She said, overall, yes. This is Nyla. Overall, yes.

Some of the writing was a little corny. I think the actors made it good. The actors made it good. And then just J-Lo got a shot for no reason. I was like, is J-Lo? in the movie? She's not even in the movie. She said it was an upgrade from the Jennifer Lopez wedding movies. My mom made me sit through. I was like, what? Godly. Why didn't you read that part?

Jaylor got a shot for no reason. I'm just saying my mom used to make me sit through all those wedding movies. I don't really care for them. Jaylor had bad wedding movies? She got three. Jailo still looks good, man. There's a scene with that bread basket on display and it's great. You know, there's a scene. Breadbasket, wow. There's a scene where like, it is just phenomenal. The part where the Right in with Courtney Timis where they drag that Drake debate. Like, no, it's like, take care of Drake. No, I need you to be on your Scorpion Drake.

You guys remember that line? In the beginning? I only watched the parts where I was in. I'm like, this is such a drag. And I felt triggered when Noon, I mean, when Lauren London said, I love this song. I'm like, what is this, ATF? I don't, I don't know.

Why did you feel tricky because a woman say she like a song? Because that is just such a viral moment from ACL that having it in another movie is like. Oh, it was a ballback. Do you think it was an homage maybe? I think so. Yeah, yeah. I like those. I told you I wanted Best Man final chapter to have one of those.

Like, this should have been a scene where Tay Digg was, like, yo, Tay Diggs was like, so when did you first fall in love with hip hop or something? Yeah. Or when you fall out of love with hip hop, like something. I'm tired of seeing them together on screen. Honestly, even though I thought great script, I'm tired to seeing them together on screen. You hate love, yo. No, I don't hate love.

But it's like that. Because honestly, right before I watched Best Man Next Chapter, I had watched, um, brown sugar two days before. So I'm like, oh. And then it was the same, the light skin lady, what's your name, Maris for, Nicole. Nicole Lorrie Parker, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was the one that was about the Mary Terrence Tower. It was like, thanks, the same five actors. They do know these movies are like 30 years apart. I mean, that's fine, but I'm just, you might have watched them back to back. I'm tired. Not me. All they need is Omar Epps.

She was the only one missing. Well, that was the 90s movie. Oh, you don't like seeing the same black actors in movies. She hates black actors. That's not true. Would you prefer white actors played it? That'd be, is that what you're trying to say? You want a little bit more diversity in black movies?

You just said you hated every great black actors. I just hated seeing them constantly dating in every... Not me. I loved it. You want the same couples dating at every movie. I didn't even think about it. That's how good the acting was. You're lost in a character.

Yes. Omar Epps and Sinai Lathan, totally different than Omar Epps in Jews are Sinai Lathan and Brown Sugar. Like, I never even thought about it until you said it. Like, oh, shit. Those, that is the same. But when you watch back to back black rom-coms, there's going to be some similarities with the actors and the plot. Love Jones is nothing like Brown Sugar.

Love Jones is nothing like, I didn't say Love Jones. Love Jones top tier. You can watch every rom-com. So is Brown Sugar. It's. Brown Sugar's top tier. It's up there, but Love Jones is top tier tier. Oh, that's my wife's favorite movie.

Color Purple and Love Jones. My wife's favorite. Wait, what is Brown Sugar? Oh, you got to watch it. No. Who's in that one? Tay Diggs. That one, Tufok has sex with Janice Jackson.

That's for what it adjusted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that when Tupac works for the Postal Service? That's cool. Boy, it was good, too. All that shit was dope, y'all was like that. But that was the 90s black crew, Maris chestnut. Brown sugar's early 2000.

Early or, no. Because, yeah, Erica by dude. Like 98, 99, 2000 maybe. Probably 2001. 20001. Yeah, probably 2001. My wife was just a freshman in college. You know, yeah.

Yeah, it is interesting. You want to see a different. different character play something, but the same time, if you're investing in the money in the projects, you want the person that's going to bring the eyeballs. Yeah, you're right. That's the tricky one. But we, you know, so when we act like white people don't do that. Oh, white people do it all the time.

Exactly. Jonah Hill, Seth. What was, what's your Seth? Daniel Day Lewis is our, um, Chadwick Bowman. You know how Chadwick Boseman was just plays like every famous black person ever? That's Daniel Day Lewis. Like, he'll be the oil motherfucker. He'll be Abraham Lincoln.

He'll be the guy from the five points. whatever it is. So yeah, we all do that. Then there was a crudo, James Franco and Seth, uh, Seth Rogan, yeah. Did a bunch of stuff together.

Adam Sandler and his homies. Adam Sandlin and his homie. You know what? I want to correct what I said. I don't want people to think, I don't want them to keep getting parts. I want them to keep getting parts. I just don't want them to keep dating the same.

Yo, maybe, maybe you got to choose different movies, yo. Naila, if you hate black actors and actresses just say it. You know what I mean? Maybe you hate black love. Anyway. I don't know why.

I don't know why black and brown shit got a shot today. you shot J-Lo for no reason Yeah How you shooting all the black guys When that black girls dating that white boy What are you talking about When that black girls day

That white boy and you people Oh in the movie You love jungle No I thought Yeah No No No

What? You got jungle fever You're talking about The movie he's in Ooh He's talking about Lauren London What's called

For the people? What's it called? For the people. You people Yeah We were talking about that I'm just saying You seem to be

a little bit more partial to movies where a white man feels a black woman. I still thought it was weird that Lauren was dating him. Like the whole debate on Twitter is would Lauren London really date him? Fuck no. The answer is no. That's the most unrealistic shit.

That's why it's in a movie. This should be a science fiction film. Okay. There's no fucking way in any world to that. That Lauren would do that. I don't know. Jonah might have some good conversation. No, Joe, there's a hilarious thing.

I don't know if you know if I should share this shit. But the final scene, they don't even kiss. It's CGI. Get the fuck out. Swear to God, son. How's this CGI? I'm there. I'm watching the wedding and I see them going for the kiss

and their faces stop like this far. And I'm like, I wonder how they're going to play that in the movie. Oh, they're probably just going to cut right there. But the movie you could see their faces come close and then you can see their faces morph a little bit into a fake kiss. Salute to Lauren London making Dr. Umar proud in real life. That's what I'm saying, bro.

He might have got pissed off in the movie. Dr. Umar might have got pissed off in the movie, but in real life, Lauren Hillman is down. You people got it right. That's funny. That's the acting I like. Well, go check out you people on Netflix, man. Check out, you know, Andrew, you know, spreading conspiracy theories about the vaccine.

Doing Coke in Vegas. The vaccine. We outside. Making people gay. Was there any fentanyl jokes? I was just. I'm trying to think maybe I threw something in. I'm going to Coke in Vegas.

There's some fentanyl in the Coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They cut my line that I bombed with Eddie. So that was probably good for my career. What was it? But, oh, man, I just, I butcher this line. switched lines with me and someone else, like, right before the scene started. So I didn't have time to learn the shit, really.

And it was like with Eddie. I'm talking to Eddie. So I'm already fucking nervous because I'm talking to Eddie. And I just fumbled that shit mad times. And like, Eddie's supposed to react. But I was saying it so bad that at one point he just looks at me because he goes, yeah. You know how I know that shit hurt show?

I've heard this story 15 times. I know, brilliant idiots and flagrant. I've literally heard this. story 15 times, yo. That shit is not leaving your sister let it go,

man. No, this is my like a Jerry girl smell. Oh my bad. That shit traumatized. I literally, I'm not even joking. I've heard this story

15 times between idiots and flagrant. I know. And you say it every time with the same passion. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I got to promote a movie,

Charlotte, man. Okay? I got to get people out to their home. One day. Eddie Murphy Out to there

By the way he probably already has Somebody's gonna say You should really watch That guy on infamous Yo He's gonna watch And he's gonna watch his stand up

And he's gonna die laughing And he's gonna say Well he's better on stage You know You know? But it's all good man You know

The vaccine out of him Making people gay I mean You know that's it allegedly That's an allegedly I mean there's theories That's theories about, you know, what

I've seen some weird theories online about what causes gayness. You know, what does make people get? I don't know. The wildest one I saw was they said if you're a guy if you keep your mouth closed on the way out. Come on, bro. If you keep your mouth closed on the way out.

You know what I'm saying? It's that if you keep your mouth open on the way out and you get a little taste, that's what you always crazy. I heard that. Then they said, for women, You come out with your mouth open. Same thing. But if you keep your mouth, that's not heard.

Where did you lie in these areas? Did you hear that? Damn, bro. That's crazy. I saw it online, yo. I don't know. What do Jamaicans have to say about that? Because they're really conflicted.

They don't want to be gay. Because they don't want to be gay. But at the same time, they're not trying to eat. So they are very conflicted about what to do when you're eggs in a bed. John, they got to go C-section, you That's their only way out. That's crazy. They do.

They got to pop out like when you bite into the beef patty. They got to split the seams a little bit. You know, Jamaica's conflict. You just see the father's in the room just keep your mouth shut. Keep your mouth shut. Don't be don't lick in the pool. Pooom! Oh, my God.

Delickna Poon! Oh, my God, man. Jamaican dads don't want the doctor to slap their boys on the ass. He figured out the breathing on his own. Oh, my God, man. Did you see Michael B. Jordan on SNL? No.

Me neither. I thought that should happen weeks ago. Me too. I was watching Michael B. Jordan little baby promos all week on Instagram. And I thought it was some old shit. Because you know how they always like the post, like, little babies funny without trying?

Yeah. I thought that's what that was. So wait, this happened Saturday? This was Saturday. Oh, wow. Completely missed, yeah. Let's hear it. Did he make any jokes about, you know?

I like Michael B. Jordan, too. I would have liked Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Maybe there's someone who doesn't like him. What? What, Taylor? Let's hear.

I just directed my very first. first movie, Creed 3. But right after that, I went through my very first public breakup. Now, most people after a breakup are like, I'm going to get in better shape. But I was already in Creed shape. So I had to be like, all right, I guess I'll learn a new language. Anyway, Estoy and Raya. Okay, so pause that for a second.

Was that whatever the white girl that he was dating speaks? No. The alleged white girl? No, I'm serious. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. She was from Europe. That wasn't European? What was that? Oh, that was Spanish.

Hold on. I hurt my brain, bro. You said something so dumb and hurt my brain. I had to stop. I had to stop for a second. That was one of the dumbest things I ever heard. So I had to, I literally just had to go, I had to reset my whole shit. But I don't know. I'm back. I'm just trying to figure out what was, why did he do that? Like, what was his joke? I'm trying to figure out why you did that. That's what I'm trying to figure out. That's legit what I'm trying to figure out.

right now. Okay? Raya is a dating app for celebrities, basically, like blue check motherfuckers. And Estoy and Raya means I'm on Raya means I'm on this dating app in Spanish. So he picked up Spanish. Oh!

Yeah. Did not know. Went over my head. I'm glad that somebody got it. Yeah. Okay. Press Play-Taylor? Yeah. Yeah. Not the best. Everyone thought I was so heartbroken because when the news came out, I was at a basketball game. And they caught me looking like this. Look, I was

just chilling, but the internet decided that that was me being sad. Luckily for me, if you Google sad Michael Jordan, the first 8,000 results are this. Yeah. That's fine. Listen, that's a funny idea. It wasn't conceptually, I think it's good. Okay, here's the thing. I would have reversed the order of the joke.

Why do they make everybody do a monologue on SNF? Like, let comedians do monologue. Like, I don't, like, we don't need that from Michael B. Jordan. Like there's other things that Michael B. Jordan could have done. Or maybe, you know, because I think later on in the monologue, somebody came out with him. You know what I mean? Like, why not something like that? Like, why do they got to tell jokes?

I don't know. Why do you think that they make everybody who's hosting do the monologue? I don't know. I don't think that's necessary. Maybe it started a time where we just found like, okay, this is a comedy show. So today you're going to be a comedian. And comedians do monologues because we see that late night. We see it with Santa's.

I'm just saying maybe it's like baked in from back in a day type of thing. It's tradition. Okay, so. And I think it was kind of cool. It was like you're going to see somebody outside of their comfort zone. This is wow. Is that April Ryan? Who is it?

Michael, Michael. Oh, you looking fine as ever as always. What are you too, Punky? I got the same suit like you got. Oh, Punky Johnson. Aren't you gay? I am. But you might be Jewish.

And I'm Punky. Be curious. I mean, even vegans got cheat days, right? No, they don't. Even vegas got cheap days. Boy, you're so funny. I see it at the after party, babe. See what I'm saying?

But listen, you notice the difference. Punky comes out there and the pacing is just bang, bang, bonk, bon, bon, bon. Yeah. Like, Michael, you know what they should have different? That's another one. Would Michael be joining any actor in Hollywood? Just do sketches. Yeah.

You play to their script, which is acting. Yeah. Why do the monologue? But sometimes they do the monologue. monologue and it hit. Like Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian hit. I think a tricky thing, to be honest to do I'm not now, Kim Kardashian

slap that. I'll be honest with you. She slapped. It wasn't because of the delivery in the Payson. She had great jokes. She had great jokes. And she delivered them well. She delivered them well. And she spoke about like vulnerable shit in her family. Like I think the tricky thing oftentimes with monologue stuff because Team Chappelle wrote her jokes by the way.

Is that right? Yeah, Michelle Wolf and Dave helped her with her. They did it. Yeah, they did a great job. Listen, I've helped somebody with a monologue, and the tricky thing is you're not only dealing with what... Jake Paul? No, he never did a... Oh. With an S&L monologue.

Okay. And like they... And the thing is that you're dealing with what they can say and what their people feel comfortable with them saying. And also with what you can say on TV. You know what I mean? There's relationships that they might not want to mess up. You might want to have a joke going at someone like, I don't really... So you're dealing with a lot of shit.

Whereas most comedians, like, I don't give a fuck. Like, I'll say whatever. We're out here. So Kim came out shooting. Kim came out shooting. That's why that shit was fire. Got you, got you, got you. Got you.

I mean, listen, as we were talking about earlier, you don't need much nowadays. For what? Just in general, to entertain, period. Like, you don't need much. I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying, you don't need much. You just come, you know, like people look satisfied, you know. Yeah.

And maybe because we don't. see, especially somebody like Michael B. Jordan, we don't see Michael B. Jordan in that space too often. Yeah. You know? Well, that's the thing. It's cool to see somebody do something that they usually don't do for a few minutes. For a few minutes. Once it's an hour, nobody wants that. But it's cool to see somebody try something, well, you know, put themselves in a vulnerable situation, especially if they're a famous person, they're never in vulnerable situation. I know that somebody wrote some jokes about Michael B. Jordan and white women that he probably didn't want to say though. There you go. And those might be the funniest jokes. That's what he should have did. Like,

give me some of that. Now you're being vulnerable, Mike. You know what I mean? Yeah. Now, but maybe he's thinking about the brand, though, also. And he's like, I know that's already a perception. I don't want to lean into that. So these guys, the thing is that they're not making no money doing this fucking S&L shit. They're doing it, I guess, for, like, for clout.

It's good for career. But you're not about to throw away the moneymaker. That's why I thought it was old. Yeah. Because I was like, with a little baby album been out. I don't know why I thought that he always on it. And Michael B. Jordan, like, nine inch cycle. When does his Creed 3 come up?

Which I can't wait to see, by it. Definitely can't wait to see. But him and that girl been broke up. That's why it feels old too. Him and they just broke up a month ago. She got a new man. Who? Oh, yeah, you're right.

Damn, how long ago was that? Damn, Mike. He's dating a white girl now. Allegedly. He said that's not true. March 3rd? Oh, March 3rd. Oh, March 3rd.

Oh, he was dropped 3 during Black History month, Michael. It's a little late. Okay. Guys. Guys. That's funny as shit. Yeah. 3 comes out of Black History Month.

It's actually March 3rd. Yeah, but you give a few days, you know what I mean? Oh, wait a minute. March 3rd is technically the 31st of February if they gave y'all a real month. Damn. February, I- Take that. Yeah, I never like Black History Month only because it's the shortest month. Wow, we're just going to jump right over that right there.

That was fired, but that's one of the reasons I don't like it because it's one of the shortest months in the years. Read the knowledge, man. Plus, there's so much that happens during Black History Month. It's so many distractions during Black History Month. I'll never distract. Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. All-Star Week.

All-Star weekend. You know what I mean? Grammys. It's going to be mad Casamigo commercials on. Like, nobody's got time for that shit. Wait, what? Why Casamigo? We don't need you to chime in. What happened with Casamigo? What happened with Casamigo?

I didn't get that one either. Where did that come from? What is Casamigo? That gloss over his bomb. That's what he's right. That wasn't a bomb? What happened with Casamigo? That was not a bomb. That was a nice stereotypical placement. Wait, wait, wait. Why? Do black people love Casamigos? Oh, really?

Yeah. Y'all just found Y'all just came up on Cosamigos? Shit, we probably the reason that Cooney could sell it for a billion dollars. Nah. You think,

white people drink Casamigos too? Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Okay. I thought white people were on Tito's. Casasamigos is vodka. Casamigos tequila. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. I like Cassamigos. I probably Casamigos. I drink it. Okay, I bombed. Don't worry about it. Let's move on.

Listen, we shoot, you, babe. I like you. I didn't think, Mom, I thought they did something racist. I was going to talk about it. I was in the stand making me feel bad. I know. He loved to do that shit.

He's a sniper, bro. He's just waiting a whole show now. Yeah, he's about to fly. That shit about the plot. I'm coming. Hey, man, I'm going to tell you something. I went to go see Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle and Donnell Rollins. I can't remember.

I can never remember the white dude that's with him. He was funny, though. Rich. His name Rich? Rick. Rick, Ingram. Rick, is it? Is it Rick Ingram? It's definitely Rick. The guy that opens for Chris Rock sometimes? Yes. I think, I believe

that's Rick Ingram. Let me tell you something. Donnell Rawlins took full advantage of the phone being off. And I'm not going to say what you said. Oh, Jesus. Because the funny, when you know Donnell is funny, right? Don't. No, because Donnell, first of all, Donnell is one of the funniest people on stage. That's like he just he just is like yeah I'm not even joking this is not though that I'm giving

He's one of the funniest people on stano is absolutely fucking hilarious he's hilarious I always thought he was funny whether it's Caroline's comedy club to see him in a big arena He kills but there was one part two parts where Donnell really got mad What are you talking about I can't even say Why? Because what I'll tell y'all after when he really got mad like you know how Donnell goes into those spells where he walks away from people. Like, we even went out the night before.

We went to Halls in Charleston, South Carolina. Halls is a beautiful restaurant downtown Charleston. Downtown Charleston. It was a Thursday night. It's packed, you know. And you remember back in the day when we used to go to, like, Guy Code events and Donnell would, like, go standoff to the side? Okay.

And he'd be like, what's wrong with Donnell? He was doing this in the restaurant as we're waiting for a table, like, going to stand by the door. Like, he's in gym. Like, bro, what is wrong with you? He's like, yo, you just never know, yo. Never know what? relax right

right so he also paid for dinner which I thought was fantastic who Donnell paid for dinner it was like nine of us and halls is not cheap so when you know Donnell and you know he goes through these spells watching him do this on stage is hysterical

okay and he did it on stage he just stops and he goes y'all fucking phones off y'all fucking phones off y'all fucking phones off y'all fucking phones off and he just he just started

saying everything you should not say. No, no, not that. No, no, no, that. It was unbelievable. Hold on. Wait, what do you mean? It was unthinkable. What do you mean? I'm not going to say what he said.

It was just unbelievable. Can we just do a long bleep? Can we put a long? I'm not saying none of that shit. He's saying the only one I would remotely say is crap. Oh. All right. It was the words he put together with.

With that one. There was this one. He was telling this joke about a dog. right? And there was a woman in the crowd who got was very upset. Uh-huh. And so he. You're up,

bitch. I'm like, you know, what? No. What? Come on now, though.

Go on now, I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I got to see this show, bro.

I got to see. This was not part of his set. Yeah. He had a heart. own other joke and he he honed in on this woman who was not happy. It was like two people who weren't happy. One person was yelling from the

crowd, but he's just like it's a crowd of 18,000 people. One heckling ain't going to stop. Yeah, yeah. But this woman was right in the front row and she did not like this dog joke. You're in conservative South Carolina, bro. They loved their animals out there. You know what I'm saying? And he was like, oh, you mad? You mad about my dog joke?

You're mad at my dog joke. Bitch is a joke. She got even madder. Oh, okay. Okay. bitch. Why he keep calling for a bitch? That was he was doing. What was the crowd's reaction to that?

Shop. Both. Laughter. Exactly that. Laughter. I'm like, what the fuck? That's nuts.

That's nuts. But Chantelle, he's a beast. What did the woman do after that? I don't know. I thought he was laughing to her. I'm laughing and talking to people like, she's going to go with him.

Did she stay if she walk out? No, you know. That's a good idea. It's an arena of 18,000 people. The only reason you can even see her is because they put her face on the Jumbo, Sean. Oh, man. That's great.

That's nuts. Yes, man. Yes, man. Donnell. He got PTSD. He's an animal. He was in the Air Force. He was.

Donnell was in the Air Force for like four years. That's not normal. He's got a funny-ass. joke about that shit too. I'm not going to say y'all. All I'm going to say, man, if Donnell Rallin's in your town, go see Donnell, he's with Dave Chappelle and them, go see him. That motherfucker is funny.

They're in, like, Europe now, Australia. I think they're in Australia. Yeah. Australia's not Europe, right? They're in Australia. He's trying me today, bro. He's trying me. He's trying me today.

I know he's going for it. I know he's going for it. I know when Shaw comes in, ready to go for it. And that's what's happening today. Okay. No. I see how it is. They're in Australia, man.

Taylor, what else we got, Taylor? Australia is in Asia, right? No, actually, Australia's its own continent. Yeah, it's in Australia. They're in Australia. Did you do that thing you were going to do? Oh, yeah, is you fucking them? Did you prank them and all?

No, because we had, you know, it's so sad. We had such a good time Thursday night. That you didn't want to ruin it. No, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean and Donnell had some good bonding time on Thursday night, man. You know what I mean? We just was out laughing, joking.

Would you technically call him like your dog? You know what I'm? Then my wife made me feel back. He's like, why do you want to do that? Why? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, that's why I don't tell her nothing.

That's why you just do the dog. Oh, I got an eye look like that before. What? Shut up. Where, what, what, what? Oh, I had the cops run down on her and soft. Oh, you told us that. You told us that.

That you tell us. He ran down on her at dinner. Nilo was a G-do. Nilo was ready to take that charge. Nilo was ready to go to the woman's jail. That was nuts. With a woman a tough. Let me came out with their mouths open.

They would have. Yom. Mouths still open. Be careful out there. Be careful out there. What else we got, Taylor? Taylor, Taylor. Taylor?

Taylor? This was wild. No. Forget the Empire State Building. The high schooler who broke the first. of all, this high school is getting way too much credit for breaking this teacher's leg during this fight that happened in Rockdale County. Did you see this video?

This teacher got into a fight with a high school student. Oh, come on. And she's facing criminal, the high school student's facing the criminal charges as she should. Now, what's sad about this situation is her and the teacher was having an argument. What I see is either a very bad kid, see, we got the video, or a child who's going through a manic breakdown. Yeah, let's play the audio. Why should she walk out of her classroom?

She's not in New York. She's not safe. I swear to go. Watch how serious she take God. She said, that's where to go. That camera study, yeah. Body shame. Of all the teacher a back deep.

Oh, they had another angle? Yo, and the editing seamless? Oh, my God. That poor woman is on that ground. Like, if my leg wasn't broke, I would beat the dog shit out of you. Her leg's not broken. She's getting that disability. She broke her leg.

Now, the teacher's getting too much credit. I mean, the student's getting too much credit for breaking her leg. Oh my fucking God. Because reality of the situation is... The teacher threw her ass. No. The teacher did toss it. But that's why when you were a certain age,

you can't just be out here challenging motherfuckers to fight. Oh, I'm not fighting. That's what I'm saying. You think you still got it until you actually get into a scrap. That's why you got to give the teacher's guns. That's ridiculous. No, you got to give the teachers guns, bro. I'm not mad at it.

Let the teachers be strapped up, come talking shit like that. Listen, I believe that that teacher had every right to defend themselves. We had a lot of teachers get security That too You can't put a security guard in every fucking room Exactly and what if you got a panic button You hit in that panic button Why that 19 year old or 16 year old

Whaling on your fucking head You know what I'm saying? Okay, Taser? Yes, I'm with that too There's some bad teachers out there If you know your teacher got a gun You ain't even gonna try no shit like that That's true

You know what I would just bring a gun No, that's why you have metal detectives You have metal detectors in the school And security You warned all the kids and everybody down You know the teachers who are licensed to carry and they have their weapons

but I guess if you got the metal detectives and stuff you wouldn't need teachers to have guns either. For the way schools are set up now where there's no security that checks people when they come in I'm all for teachers having their gun and their desk,

put some bullshit that pop off. Maybe not for a fist fight but for them mass shootings and shit, yes, I want teachers to be able to defend themselves and I want teachers to be able to defend themselves in a situation like this as well.

That's crazy. Like they're saying that we had teachers called in the Burbs Club this morning and saying that they get fired if they defend themselves against students. Why? Now I got a fucking broke leg.

I didn't got beat up on, probably got head injuries, 50 plus years old, traumatized. You know the older friends is teasing the shit out of her. Oh, yeah. That teacher's friends is teasing the shit out of her. Oh, my God. All because that young woman never got beat up at home. I mean, I think. Maybe she did.

You think, yeah, maybe. Maybe she did, and that's why she's doing it. No, I'm going to tell you why. She beat up an adult before. You don't try no adult unless you know you can beat one. She did that bullshit at home with probably her grandma or somebody and won.

And now she thinks she can go out in the world and fuck anybody. Exactly. But she's dealing with some messed up stuff that she would even do that to an authority figure. Like her life sucks. I feel bad for that. Or maybe she's just bad.

Yeah, but I don't think there, I think there are people who are just bad. There are the Jeffrey Dahmer's and that kind of stuff. But I think most of the kids that are acting up are dealing with like really troubling situations at home and they don't know how to process those feelings and emotions. Maybe.

And also I feel like people, it's like learned behavior. Like that's like trendy and cool behavior. Exactly. Yo, that's a problem with TikTok and Instagram is like, it's rewarding fucking your teacher. Exactly. Yeah. Not even just your teacher. Just that attitude.

Like, what you say, bitch? Like it's always the aggression. And they're all performing. Yeah, they're performing. And that's what I mean when I say like, yo, it's easy to jump to, you know, oh, she got mental issues, emotional issues, which probably could be true. It's easy to say, you know, she's troubled at home. Maybe she's just performing and she's bad.

I was a bad little motherfucker. But you might have had issues at home. I think there were some things, right? Like, maybe. I never did that, though. Let's unpack. Because my mama was a teacher, and I knew doing some shit like that. You probably had a lot of respect for teachers, but you were,

and I know I'd have to deal with my parents at home. Yeah. In the news report, a student, they interview, say that the teacher was, like, mean or whatever like that. So what? That's what I said. No, a teacher should get a gun. I don't believe in that one. But I do believe they.

They should have some type of... Huh? A sword or something like that? Maybe like a taser. Listen, it might be excrement to say teachers can have guns. But in this current climate that we're in, where there's no protection for anybody in these schools, I don't have a problem with a person protecting themselves.

If I was a school teacher and, you know, I'm watching the news all the time and I see these mass shootings and shit, I probably would feel like, man, I need to have my shit on me when I'm in school. Just because you just don't fucking know. You just don't know. That's true. That's true. Yeah, you would be anxious.

Like, think about it. You're going into this place where you see all these shootings happen. You know that you have this strap at home. You're like, I might as well come to school with this thing because I never know what the fuck it happened.

Never fucking know. Or maybe we can do like preventative measures like bulletproof vests for students like underneath. I mean, that's crazy. You got every student wearing a bulletproof vest. I don't know. But think about though, that's why.

The fact that we got to go through those measures. So how much would that cost to school to buy every kid a bulletproof vest? Just pay for metal detectors. Pay for people to warn people when they come in. I don't stop. Stop it. I went to school in Far Rockaway. We had metal detectors and people still got everything you needed. Why did you go to school in Far Rockaway?

Because I grew up in Far Rockway, Naila. Are you judging? That is. She thought you went to school in the Bronx. Like every other Puerto Rican in Dominican. I'm black and Puerto Rican. Oh, allegedly. Allegedly. School should have the same security as airports.

TSA? Yes. Not that pat down. That's too much. By the way, I think every public place that has a bunch of people should have the same security as airports at this point. Yeah, but then it just becomes difficult. It's not difficult now sitting around wondering who got in on them? I block that shit out. Of course you do.

Andrew is the epitome of ignorance bliss. Yeah. I believe that, yeah. I do believe that shit. I wish I could do that. I wish I could do that. I teach you how to do it. Just think it's going to be all right.

Everything's going to be fine. Listen, you might be right. I mean, you know, my therapist, my old therapist used to say that all the time. Like, think about all the times you thought something bad was going to happen. When did it? Okay, but it didn't think about all the time. But this is what I tell her. But what about all the time that happened to somebody else?

You know what I'm saying? Why am I so lucky? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it feels like it's only a matter of time, you know? You don't never watch the news and be like, God, damn, thank God, I'm not in that scenario. Oh, I think about that all the time. I hope that I don't induce those types of me either.

But you're going to, you don't think that shit into existence, though. No, I'm not. That's true, too. That's what anxiety does to you do. And I won't accept that, meaning that, you know, your thoughts become things. They do. That ain't true.

Think about all the women you're emancipated to. I'm in you guys. Hey, hey, hey, I'm married to it. I'm talking about before. Oh, yeah, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, sir, good. It's your boy!

It's your boy! With the quick response. What else? What else we got? New York Empire State Building. Are you even a, you know, I've never heard you shout out the Giants. I don't get a fuck about the Giants, right? You're a baseball guy?

Nah, basketball. Basketball boxing, M.A. That's really what it comes down to him. And basketball has almost become barely, to be honest with you, just because the next is so fucking sorry. So you didn't feel the way about them making the Empire State Building Eagles colors? No, I think it's stupid, but at the same time, it's like, New York is a global city. Like, so New York reflects. Is it still?

Come on, son. Absolutely. You're acting crazy right now. You're acting crazy right now. You're acting fucking crazy right. now. I'm asking it. Have to be in here. No, Empire State Building should never do it.

That's some goofy ass shit. But I'm sure someone there is like, yo, we're the world city. So we just reflect what's going on in the world. And this team started to win. That being said, you got to realize that you're in fucking New York. And we don't want to see no other colors. Yeah, they shouldn't have done that. What?

I don't know if New York has a culture. What are you talking about, son? That's wild. That's how to be wild. That's really wild. I don't agree. What are you talking about? I think that New York, you want to know how.

Everybody. I'm going to tell you. You want to know New York having a culture? Say that sentence. Suck my dick. No, no. Oh, that's another part of our culture. That's what I'm saying.

I was going to go, what the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you. Suck my dick. But that's what I mean. Munch. That's a old. Huh?

Munch. Oh, that's the new shit. You're a munch, though. That's the New York coaching. You came out mouth open. You're a munch, bro. You came out mouth open, munch. Really, that New York culture.

Yo, that's New York culture now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, rap music. New York. I'm about to go. New York. I'm going to explain. New York. Don't ever forget it.

This era of New York City culture is still the 70s, 80s, 90s. That's not true. What about the dancing? What's that shit that? Yeah, we love. Getting sturdy, like all the dancing everybody's doing around the world is the shit that's from New York. Wait, wait, wait. Now I'm lost.

You lost me. The sturdy. The Millie Rock. Not the Millie, but there was the Millie. You know how to get sturdy? That's the Millie Rock. Oh, that's getting sturdy. Talk about this.

No, the kick shit. That's not. That's New York. Yo, Mila, can you learn about hip-hop? I don't know if that's New York. Jesus Christ, I know at school these young. Getting light, getting light. Not getting sturdy, bro.

It's called getting sturdy, guys. But I thought, what's supposed to get in light? No, you're washed. You're washed. Both of y'all wash. We're going to put y'all on New York. We're originally, I don't know if that's New York. What is that?

What's going on right now? What's happening right now? Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it because nobody wants to have the conversation. Everybody's having a conversation. New York still runs the game. Oh, wow. When everybody says, hey, yo, that's New York.

Nobody ever says that. No. Are you serious? We are the most homophobic. Yeah. What are you talking about? No, no, no. You're.

That's New York. You're. That's New York. What are you talking about? Dead ass? Dead ass? That's New York. The way all you speak is New York.

But I feel like all of this is OG shit. Tim's, all this shit is OG shit. And I'm not wearing Tim's no more. Alix's got all the platforms. Opts in Chicago. Anything. Empire State Building is shaped like a penis. What the fuck is happening?

I thought we talked about hip-hop. No, no, no. That right there. People can say, I was suss. People can say there's some New York culture that does a lot of D-Hopping, right? This is D-Hopping. To have the Empire State Building to turn Philadelphia Eagles colors,

then turn Kansas City Chiefs colors is D-Hopper. That was a mistake. This is the culture. That was nuts. This is the city of some of the most storied franchises ever. The Giants, the Yankees, the Knicks, the Knicks. you should never turn the Empire State Building into an NFC East rival

Philadelphia? That's facts. What the fuck? When did New York get like that? That's a mistake. That's a mistake. If Michael Robert Paul was mad, that would never happen.

If Andrew Schultz was mad, that would never happen. That's fair. Would you call that dick riding? That's why it's shaped like a penis. Dick riding. Now, now, drill music starts popping.

Where in New York people start doing. Because where did drill come from? Down south music? I'm still confused. You get sturdy to drill. Say again. You get sturdy to drill. Yeah.

And where did drill come from? Chicago. Oh, yeah. Not New York. It did not come from New York. New York is a place that always had its own sound, always had its own style. Set trends. We do set trends.

It's been following them for a while. No. It's been following them for a while. Nah. The down south. Down south music. start popping, New York ought to start doing down south. Yeah, you are dressed up right now.

You're dressed like a New York digger, right? I got on khakis in white shoes. New York invented khakis. I'm dressed like, New York and Slater. I'm dressed like Flater from staying by the bell. Yo, black people skateboarding, New York. Yep. Yep.

Your whole style New York right now. Harold Hunter. No. Yes. No. No. Stayboard in LA. No.

I got black people skateboarding. Like the New York Mets logo. Black people skateboarding. Black people skateboarding New Orleans. Y'allie hop in New York and you don't even know it. That's the effect of New York of Christ save all time. You are not dressed like, you're dressed like a London bloke right now. Like a picky blinder.

A peekie blinder. You know why? Because these purists are D-riding New York so much, I got to go somewhere else to keep it original. Y'all take all of our shit. I walk into the motherfucking store, all my khaki's gone. The only person dressed like they're from New York. The only person dressed like they're from New York here is Alex.

He looks like a Bronx substitute teacher. Come here, Alex. Show him, yeah, look. Yeah, why are you always used to Alex? He does look like a substitute teacher. He does. This is Bronx substitute teacher. Yeah, he.

I'm growing up. I'm growing up. Alex dressed like a they, them. Oh, my God. All I'm saying is. But New York, though, you would try to be New York. Hey, New York. You came onto brilliant idiots

with 14-inch-high Timberlin boots, bro. Yep. Did you really? Yep. Where'd you get that idea? For a year. For a year.

From Monk's Corner, South Carolina? Yeah. From Mutt's corner, South Carolina. This motherfucker would tie his sneaker and his thigh. First of all. He's tying his boots and stop. Time to go outside. First of all,

that was Tupac and Juice with the 40 below. Stop it. That's Mary J. Blige. You were dressed like Mary J. Blod. I wore them shit out of town one time. She looked so stupid. Andrew was like, Andrew was like, he kept humming

not going to cry. You're all honey. They were the wrong color. Together was it. I had the construction color 40 below. Wow. Them shit looked crazy.

That was the wildest thing I ever seen. My motherfucker was scratching his kneecap because it kept itching the fucking tongue. Yes. Yeah. You got to say this. Them shit was crazy You know what I'm saying New York They were like old video games

When you couldn't jump You know how video games A mad fluid now She was like The old video games Where you couldn't even do nothing But just stay in one position That's what New York

Will make you do That's the influence New York Is New York or nowhere? Old New York I feel like New York is still leaning on old New York Which was so impactful That is really never going anywhere

You know this how fire New York is This new New York shit is a hybrid of a lot of different things Kid Super. Kids Super. New York! I only know Kid Super because of y'all. Thank you.

All right, but. New York. Head men's designer and Louis. Design of Lewis. Oh, I did not know that. Look at that. That's New York. Kid Super don't have nothing on

whoever had everybody wearing Supreme around this motherfucker. But Supreme's also New York. You had people wearing Babe and ape around this motherfucker. That's New York. That's New York. None of that shit started in New York. What are you talking about? You know, Supreme is New York.

Supreme started in New York. Google Supreme. It don't matter. It was New York. No, I don't say Supreme's not. It didn't start in New York. In New York? Of course.

Okay. Everything starts in New York. Once again, everything starts here. Once again, he said 1994, which is one of the greatest. He's not from New York. Can I just say one thing? Can I just say one thing? Y'all are from places that don't even have a pass.

I love New York. Y'all like New York still in the past. Your pass. I love New York. We can't even speak about South Carolina's past. Well, I don't even know where you're from. You know what's some respect? We could go back to the 90s in New York and still look fly.

You go back to the 90s South Carolina. We're dressing like, we want our fucking own country. No. I love New York. I love New York. But as a non-New Yorker, I'm like, what happened to the culture of New York City? We still are bodying people, bro. in what?

In Brooklyn? First of all the slang is New York. Absolutely. Riz. It's Chicago. Riz is New York. You started that. What the fuck is Riz?

I've from you. I've never heard Riz nowhere else. I've never heard it in my life. Yo, oh my God. Y'all getting old. Y'all really are good. Riz is New York. Y'all say Riz?

Yes. What does that mean? What do you mean? You got this other saying. What's that saying? The grip. When a girl got the grip. Atrease.

Yes. Who the fuck says Trees? That shit did not stick. Do you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Trish was in a song. What song was that in? Oh, I love that song.

What fuck is that guy's name, bro? Exactly. No, no, no, no. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. All I'm simply saying is... Y'all lingo don't stick. It don't pass. What do you talk?

Where are you from again? DMV. Is a hybrid of a bunch of different things, yo. Hold on a second. She's from DMV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all suck. D.

D. D. Mout. Yo, the fuck y'all got. Yo. Y'all got nothing, bro. We got Marvin Gay. We got Waleigh.

We got Tarii P. Henson. We got Tariati P. Henson. New York is fly, too. No, get me some slang for DMV. What's DMV got? Make America Great again. I want to hear nothing. Wow.

That's D&V slang. Make American Great again. Maga. That's what y'all thought of. No. Yes. Name some DMV slang. I can't believe we're even.

competing right now. This is crazy. I would say Mo, they say Mo in the Bronx. That came from the DMV. Man, what do you mean Mo? Moe. No, Mo definitely came from Holland. Yeah, Mo is Harlem. Yeah, Mo's DMV. We're saying Mo. Just because you heard in DMV don't mean that you didn't get it from us. Anything that got to do with like, pause, Mo, that definitely came from New York. Well, yeah, because, never mind. Anything cool is from here. All I'm Tricia is absolutely not going anywhere. And whatever that really, shit you said, absolutely not.

All I'm simply saying is the reason the Empire State Building has to do this is because they don't have any wins to celebrate their own, which is whack. I mean, you're right about that. It's absolutely pathetic that we're not out here getting double-y. That's sad. This used to be a championship city on all levels, from music to sports, culture, everything. Now we're in a drought. That's all, and it's okay, they didn't need that.

But no, it's sad. It breaks my heart. This is true. So now you're admitting it What am I admitting? That New York is in a cultural drought. No. That's why Diddy will get on these platforms

and say New York got to bring New York back. You got to bring New York back. Diddy's on a jet ski in Miami? Exactly. Because he's rich. You know what I mean? No guy worth of a billion dollars is going through fucking February in New York.

Rich off of New York culture from the 90s. Now stop. Now you're being distressed. Yeah, that's bad. Come on, Did he's got... Surrock? He made more money on Sorok to anything else. I'm just talking about music relevancy in New York.

Could you stop? Yeah, he's not as relevant when it comes to the music now. I'm not sitting on Diddy. I'm just talking about the culture. You definitely shitting on Ditty. You've shitted on so many black icons this podcast. Yeah, can you say one nice thing about black people ever? Word.

Yo, yo, can I just say? How you go shit on New York? This is crazy. Your name and got New York in it. It's true. Your name got New York. New York in it. We got LA.

But which comes first. It's not Lonnie. You know what comes first. It's New York, L.A. You didn't call yourself DMV because nobody will fucking listen to that shit. Everybody hate the fucking DMV. We got off on a tangent. Yes, New York is going through a cultural drop.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not taking that L. Yes, you are. No. No. Hey, yo. That was A.O. What you just said right there.

But more importantly, here's the thing that New York does. And I got on envy about this this week. Whoever's winning, they ride with. You can't do that. What does that mean? If you're a Giants fan, you don't root for the Eagles just because the Giants not in the playoffs. Nobody in New York did that. Nobody.

Yes, the Empire State Building had green and white on. You think the person that runs the Empire State Building from New York? They just want to have fun. Mayor Adams? Mayor Adams don't run the fuck. He's in the, yes, he does. You think Mayor Adams. You think Mayor Adams.

Yes. What do you mean? This guy really think that the comic books is everything. He really thinking that Mayor Adams is Bruce Wayne or something like that. Commissioner Gordon. This is not how the world works. This is not how the world works. Listen, last year, when the Rams went to the Super Bowl,

NV. DJ the party out there, he had the Rams jacking on. He's rooting for the Rams because Odell played for the Giants. Wait, isn't DJ Envy from New Jersey? New York, Queens. That's not really New York for the Rams. Wow. Please not really New York. Please not really New York.

Now, this is what New York is due also. This is the New York is. Like, we're all New York until as New York is talking. It's like, oh, you're from Staten Island, bro. That ain't really New York like that. Staten Island. I mean, yes. If you don't claim Staten Island, you can't claim Wutton.

And Wutang is the quintessential New York group to outside of New Yorkers. That's a fucking lie. New Yorkers ain't fucking Wutang like that. Now you're not. Now you're a suburb. I'll be honest with you. Now we want to jump to. That's a suburb.

That's from outside New York. I'm being honest with you. Now we don't jump the shot. That's for white kids from outside New York. No. Wooten is for white kids outside New York. I know it's heartbreaking for y'all. Shoes.

Because you got the tattoo, but your Wutang tattoo? I refuse you. I refute you hurt. No way. No way. The same. No way. No way.

You might as well be ball with the ball. The bang, the bang, dingy, thingy, thing you said the boogie. If you can't Wu-Tang out of the book. Not in New York culture, you've literally taken out about 60% of New York hip hop. It's for suburban kids. No, no, no. No, no. No, no.

No. I'm just telling you what it is. No. There's two from Brooklyn, right? Think about the shit they're rapping at. Yo, Method Man can't wait to do a movie with you. Methamman, bro. What do you mean?

I thought you're talking about Red Man, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I thought I had you there, too. I thought I had him there. I thought I had him there. I was like, oh, you got wrong. My bad, my bad, my bad. No, no.

Metta man is the man. Don't get me wrong. No, whole Wu-Tang is my favorite rapper of all time. Salute to Rayquan, Gizza the Genius. Yeah, that is the quintessential New York group. People think New York, they think Wu-Tang playing. For outside of New York? No, man, everybody.

I think it's for everybody. Nah, bro. You got New York is telling you right now, it's not it. Yo, when's the last time you've seen Wu-Tang, like, collab in New York, the way that you see dipset come together? Bro, they just came off tour. They had a whole tour and not. Last year.

Drake brings out Dipset They don't bring out Wooten Exactly Like They were in Harlem Dipset like They were in Harlem

Alex I'm just saying All of New York Fucks with Dipset More than Woothing Yeah dipset Way more impactful Yes

Shit Mobb Deep Way more impactful Locks way more impactful Like Y'all be y'all I can't believe y'all be in this district It's not disliked

It was great music for y'all Forrest That is the greatest Hip Hopop logo of all time. It is. You go in Walmart right now. You're going to see Run DMC, Wu-Tang, Rolling Stone, Guns and Roses.

Hold on. You go where you'll see that? Target. No, where? You said what? Walmart. And Walmart's located where? Everywhere.

Not in New York City. New York City. That's your loss. That's your loss. You got to know where to hold them. Nowhere to fold them. I think that Dipset just came out in an era where, like, music was more mainstream. They're more current.

Like, Wooten wasn't as mainstream because hip-hop was so new when Wooten was a thing. Like, but when Drake brought out, when Drake brought out Diff said at that concert, those kids didn't even know who the fuck they were. Yes, they were. It was. No, I was. So that fuck you were on that island now it was there. Can I say something? Can I say something? Can I say something? Can I say something? Then that means Harlem wasn't at the show.

Because if Harlem was at the show, if there's one thing that... I see my friends from Harlem there. I'm just saying, if there's one thing that Cam has done, like, brilliantly, it's, like, continue to invest in Harlem. I'm not talking about financially, but, like, that's who he represents. Those are his people. He's in the streets. He's has, like, businesses there.

Like, he's putting on fucking basketball tournaments. Like, Cam is in fucking Harlem. As an outsider, Dibstead is everything. But I'm not... Wu-Tang is, too. Wu-Tang is commercially popular outside of New York. They're the biggest hip-hop. It's nuts.

They're gotta be longer than that. From into the 36 chambers the ghost face supreme clientele. Damn. Come on. I was too young.

I'll tell you. It wasn't fucking with us. I was too young. The two biggest hip-hop groups of all time, arguably, are outcast in Wu-Tang. And Eagles. And Run.

Yeah. Run DMC, not big as outcast in Wutane clan. No. They're known. Miko? But you're 72, Chris. It's an error thing.

It still happened. I don't know if, I don't think there's as big as Wu. I don't think they're as big as Wu-Tang and Al-Q. People know that logo too, though. Who, Run DMC? Yeah. Listen, I'm with you. Every Christmas you gotta hear our Orange DMC record.

Listen, I'm not, I'm not against the debate of Run DMC. RunnC is absolutely one of the biggest hip-hop groups of all time, but I think the two biggest are Outcast and Wu-Tang claim. What you mean? Outcast, why everybody's shaking their head? Outcast, okay's great. Out-out-K is awesome. Outcast won best album.

We're just talking about... Of the year at the Grammys. What New Yorkers... Not rap album. We talk about what New Yorkers relate to and how New Yorkers identify. It's not bad. Wooten, biggest hip-hop group of all time. It's just not how we identify. I'm saying to outside New York, they were impactful.

To New Yorkers, we wanted to look, dress, feel like dipset more than we wanted to look, dress B-Lat. That's two different eras, though. I think it's an air thing, yo. Okay, then fine. I'm too young? Yes. For something? Yes.

What was the era in the night? You're 39. I'm 39. Alex, you're a. 34. But I'm saying, two years from being 36. And then you're going to respect the 36 Chambers.

But 90s was, I feel, was all ditty. It was all puff. It was all Biggie. It was all. That's the second half of the 90s. I'm just saying, but that, definitely second half of the 90s.

It was more impactful. I don't know, man. You don't think Biggie was more impactful. It's not even close. Wu-Tang? It's not even close. I'm saying like in the city. It was a whole country war.

J-Z. All these people. people way more impactful. Not in the 90s, not JZ. Not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not. And also it's because the industry. You know, we're not even mentioned 50 cent. Like, you know, it's not the 2000s, bro.

That's way after. Your timeline is all off today. Yo, y'all listen to music in dumb times. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah. Where's that Joe when you need them? There we go. Where's fat Joe when you need them to settle this debate? Terror Squad?

You want to talk about big pun? Big pun? The 2000s. Oh, really? Somebody get a timeline up That's the 2000 Because I don't remember Wu-Tang You even know Wu-Tang

You weren't even born yet She got the Mobb Deep shirt on right now Well that's what I'm trying to say She's not wearing this album Yep Look at her shirt right now Somebody gave me this shirt More impactful

No Mb-D was not more impactful Than Wutang bro No New York New York I don't know I wasn't here so I don't know

But I don't believe that Yo like For example What's the Wu-Tang song And I'm not talking about The Ghostface song I'm not talking about The Method Man Red Man

Because Method Man is... This is so stupid. No, say the question. No, no, what is... I'm gonna body this one. Go ahead. Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna let you go on here.

It's easy. Go ahead. I don't even believe in Nala's old school hip-hop trivia like that, but I believe she's gonna body this one. Okay. Just take two records out of it and I bet you they can't... No, no, but no, let's... You can't do that.

That's a question. That's not what he asked. Asked the question. Okay. What is the Wu-Tang song this more impactful? And Wu-Tang song, the Wu-Tang song that's more impactful

than that same version of a biggie song, that same version of a JZ song, that same version of a Mace song. Cree. Cash rules everything around. Greatest hip-hop acronym of all time. Drake used it. Everybody uses it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The one. Done deal. What is it? What is it? What is it? I grew up on a crime side.

The New York Times stop. Staying alive with no job. Had second hands. My mom bounce on no man. And then we moved to Shiland Land. A young youth rocking the go-tooth. Low Goose. Only way I begin to G off is drug loop.

You know the words. You just try to act like you don't know them because you know it's more impactful than every single song you was thinking about. That's not true. That's not more impactful than juicy. That's not more impact. You can, no, it's not. Yes, it was. Yes, it was.

Easily. Easily. Easily. No, it's not. You're out of your mind. I don't know about more impact. See, there we go. Thank you.

You're out of your mind. I don't know about my shit. She's a DJ. Oh, no. She got a lot. I'm going to listen to the young and about my shit. I don't know. But one had to go first for the other one to come.

Cream. First of all, Cream and Juicy are two different type of records. They are. But Juicy is not even on the level of hip hop. They're not really that different. They are different. Not because they're talking about coming from one place and actually really coming up. Yeah, but that's really what both of them about when you think about when you

You just got like a commercial sound where cream is like gritty. What the purpose of the record, the story of the record is trying to tell. Cash rules. Greatest hip hop acronym of all time. One of the greatest hip hop songs. If aliens came down right now, I was like, yo, I want to hear hip hop. I want to know what hip hop sounds like.

Like that's a, that's a quintessential hip hop record. Yeah, you're off on that one. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. You out of your mind. Chris. You out of your mind. Keep it a buck.

Chris. The moment, cream was bigger than juicy. Biggie had bigger songs other than Juicy after that. Cream was bigger as an intro single than Juicy was. Had more impact. Yes. But I wouldn't say that Juicy's

Biggie's biggest song. No. And listen, I love Big. But all Biggie singles, the Big Poppers, the One More Chance was fired. One More Chance remix, especially, but I'm still taking cream. You know? No. But you know what? The word impact is with me all.

Listen, man. Let's stop riding dick right now. Okay, we're riding wild, juicy dick. And if you ride juicy dick for too long, it creams. Okay? Damn, bro. The knowledge, bro. What?

Salute to New York, though. Okay? That's the moral of the story. I can't believe y'all disrespected Wutang like that. I thought I disrespected New York, but you just disrespect. Y'all disrespected Wutang for no reason. Y'all made me, I got to start defending New York. I can't believe y'all did that the Wutang clan?

God damn. That's actually funny. We started defending New York. Because they were going, they went too hard. That wasn't the argument. All I was saying was that New York had the tendency to do some D-hopping, right? And they lose their identity from time to time, right? And I was saying that right now it's a little cultural drought.

Like, like, our drill sounds different than everybody else's drill. No, it does. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. Damn, you really dragging it. Alex, Alex, you're the DJ. Does New York drill sound different than every other drill? No.

Word. So our Brooklyn drill doesn't, it sounds like Chicago. You're not even from Brooklyn. And I wouldn't even lean on the Brooklyn drill. Yeah, leave the drill. Leave the drill. Maybe the R&B drill. And I think it's the Bronx drill that's probably the most impactful.

You know what keeps happening. If you keep drilling with a juicy, if you keep drilling with a juicy, it creamed. All right. I went to the well too many times. All right, let's pay some bills. What we got, Charlotte. All right, Rocket Money.

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You got church announcements heavy. Shit. What did I had a church searching out? When did I had a church announcement? I just want to mention that. Juicy went six times platinum and cream has not even gone one-time platinum. So what? I'm just saying.

That argument was like five minutes. That's so stupid. I'm just saying. I'm just saying if you talk about impactful. Thank you. No, we're not. No, you're not talking about impact right now. You're talking about sales.

They're the difference between sales and impact. Yeah, you talk about metrics. You know, another song that also has. Don't do this out. They don't know. They don't even do this. Don't even do this. Yeah, yeah.

Let's go to that. What church announcements you got? Uh, I don't know. I don't remember. What do you mean, man? You know, watch you people, man. you watch you people. You people.

You people. I want to say that my church announcement is salute to the WGA's, the Writers Guild Award. We are nominated for Best Comedy, variety talk series. Writers Guild Awards. The ceremony is March 5th.

I'll be presenting at the Writers Guild Awards as well, man. So salute to Sinia Barnes. And Josh Lee, Charles McBee, Dan McCoy, André Thompson. That's my writer's room. Nominated, man, comedy, variety, talk series at the WGA Award nominees, the Writers Guild Awards. So I think we should win, personally. I think so, too.

So we'll see. Either way, we're going to have a good time. I got a table at the WGA's. It's my first award show for, like, you know, television. How do you feel about it? Um... It feels good, man. You know what's so interesting?

What's that? Remember how we used to always sit here and say shit like, I don't care about awards. It's easy to say when you're not getting nominated. You get nominated again. I felt that same shit about the fashion week. I was like, oh, that's the dumbest shit, blah, blah. Then, you want to sit front row and walk.

And I'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's like when you get nominated. Hypocrates, bro. We all Hippocrates. Listen, man. Give it a couple years.

Y'all both be at the Met Gallum. Damn right, we will. Damn right, we will. And they're like, yeah, we came a long way, bro. And we're going to be capping, like, I don't know. We want to be here, eyes rolling. Look at each other, like, we need it. Charlotte, we need it.

Well, here's the thing, no, it's a little different now because, listen, when I look around the industry, these are really my peers. Yeah. These are people I came up with. Like, yeah, I used to shit all that bad gal. I said you would never go. Because we didn't know none of those people. That's old, that's the old regime.

Because we weren't invited out. That's really what we're talking about. But we're still not invited. So as far as I'm concerned. Speak for yourself, bro. You got invited to the Metcalf? Fire my publicist. No, I'm not like, I'm yeah, I don't care about shit like that.

No, yeah, me too, me too. Until I get invited. Exactly. Then we're going to make some time. But also, we got wives. That's the other thing. You got to, you just got blaming on your wife. You got to be like, listen, my wife.

want to go to this shit. But that shit is fun, though. That shit is fun when your wife gets all dressed up and shit, you know what I mean? And y'all out of some fly shit like that. That shit is fun. Wife being happy and appreciative is the best. Oh, one more thing. One more church in that way.

Well, okay. What we got? Salute to Charleston magazine. Let me see it. Oh, no. We got covers now. Salute to Charleston magazine. We got covers now.

That's right. Being from the 843, being born in Charleston, South Carolina, raised in Monk's Corner. That is a big deal. That is a historical magazine in Charleston has been around for a long time probably like 70 something years. What's the title? What's the title? The title is straight.

Straight talk with Shalaman the God. They must not listen to brilliant idiots. They must not listen to brilliant. They would know the talk is real gay. Yes, it is. It's a little curvy. It's a little crooked. You know.

Salute the Charleston magazine, man, that's the eat and drink issue. They did a dope, you know, piss on me. And, you know, just about the stuff I'm doing in South Carolina from, you know, me and my wife opening up some Crystal franchises. This is cool. And, um, you know, all of my my work with mental health. And of course, the

entertainment stuff, you know, the Black Effect and SBAH productions with all the The Monks Corner Native on Celebrity, reclaiming yourself and repaying South Carolina for all it's given him. That's fire, man. That's it. That's it. That's it. So, thank you Charleston Mag. That's one of the ones I'm

getting framed. Oh. Once again, I don't care about covers of magazines. And there you want that's shit. You know what I mean?

And then not just the cover. For me, that's big. That's Charleston. I was in the airport. I was flying back from Charleston Saturday. And I saw it in the airport like,

oh, shit. And, you know, the dude, the opening line is wild. I think dude's name was a manual. A manual. I think his name was Emmanuel. Emmett.

Emmett. Slude to Emmett. Emmett works at the, I think it's the Hudson News and Charleston Airport. And, you know, I was talking to Emmett. And it was like, oh, shit, you know, when I walked in, like, oh, shit, shawlet me, whatever, whatever.

And then I saw myself on the cover. And I'm like, oh, shit. And the Emmy goes, he looks at me, looked at the back and goes, that's crazy. I go, yeah, that is kind of crazy. About all of them. He could be seen as the American dream. If said dream was black, bald, and wore a pair of broken in Pumas.

It's kind of crazy. Damn, yeah? The fuck. Kind of crazy. Why they chose that part to highlight and make orange? I do like a pair of broken implements, that's kind of crazy. Yo, who wrote this?

I told me stop wearing these dirty things. I like broken issues. I'm going to have to pull up. Who wrote this shit safe? Charlomintaghton God isn't the most obvious subject for a Black History Month project. Why wouldn't I be? But he's certainly an intriguing one.

Yo! Hold on. Let me get to the bottom of this story, you. Written by DeMarco Williams. Sluke to my man, DeMarco. It's my guy. That's a good picture, yo. It's handsome, right?

That's a handsome picture. Giving chestnut. It's nice. I haven't even seen it. I know I'm not. But it's probably a nice picture. I'm sure it's a nice thing. That is so crazy.

This is a great. This is a great picture. The picture where you got Biggie on your shirt, now Wootang, that's a real. That's an interesting picture right there. I wrap a bit. That's an interesting picture right there. I'm just telling you cream is better than juicy. That late night show picture is also amazing.

Which one? Me and Colbert. Yeah. The Colbert one is solid. Hold on a second. A good picture in there, man. You got some, hey, you got some good picks in here, bro. Now, this one, I don't know if you've done anything better than that one right there.

That might be peak, bro. Nah, no, no, that might be peak. He told me to sit down. He told me to sit down. That might be peak, right? And he said, I want you to look at the camera and just think to yourself, hey, yo. You out there are like Mouse Jones or his pictures, but that's a mouse. That's a mouse pick right there, but that shit works, bro.

You don't look at Tinder, yo. That's, no, that one. My guy, Tenderone Jones, Mous Tenderoni Jones. Mous Tenderoni Jones is different. Tender Rony Jones. It's crazy. I ain't seen a mouse all year. Here where mouse's been?

What the fuck mouse is? He'd been around. You see your mouth lately? You saw him yesterday. They do a pond. Don't y'all still do the pot together? What's that beard like? What?

I don't know. What's that beard like? I gotta stop being so straight. Yeah. Why are you so? You got to be more vulnerable, bro. He's born, yo. He got flats in his hands.

Drake's house got burglarized. Oh, no. Nobody. Oh, no. According to law enforcement, Drake's security called police after they spotted an unknown woman leaving the property with an object from the house. It was actually a man. This is cool. In my story, it was a woman.

And it was a woman breaking into his house to steal one of those goddamn rings from off that chain. Did you see that shit, man? So stupid. I hate the concept. He got a chain full of all the engagement rings he would have given women. It's like 42 fucking rings. I think he could have just bought the chain and not gave us the reason behind you. Why would you buy 42 different rings? That's how I know Drake too rich.

Because you would buy one big ass ring and then find the one person you want to give it to. Why you got to buy a different ring for everybody? I think it was from that music video. Remember he had a video where he was like marrying a bunch of girls? So he probably just took the ring back and through the... But why 42 of them? You don't need to buy 42 engagement ring.

42 people you thought you were married? Huh? He did it for the video. What was the song? What was it? Falling back. Falling back. Well, 42.

I, oh no, that's different. That's the Adel shit, right? I keep on falling. I wonder when you own multiple houses. Whatever, well, that's Black Adel. When you own multiple houses, do you care of one gets broken into? What? When you own multiple houses, do you care if one gets broken into?

Yeah. But less, probably. No. Because it's not your main. Main crib is in Toronto, clearly. I thought that was the one that got broken into? No, that's L.A. His L.A. Crip got broken. Oh, the Calabasasas one?

Yeah. I think I would still be concerned because when I go there, I don't want to have to deal with. Yeah, you don't want nobody breaking in. Like, yeah. That's what happens with everybody knows you live. Everybody knows they live in Calabashes. And he gave the fucking directions on that song with Travis Scott. There we go.

He did. There we go. To the left. Yeah, he gave all he gave his directions. Crept down the block. Made it right. All you got to do is follow the directions backwards. Boom.

Right to fucking Drake's house. Who do you think is the best rapper of all of us? Not in terms of like think of their own words, but actually executing the raps. Mouse Tenderoni Jones. Oh, mouse for sure. Oh, you mean in this room? Yeah. Taylor, man.

When she'd be hitting that Fee-Far full form, that should be slapping. Wait a minute. Can you hit that? Taylor. Yo, hit that. Um-huh. Dumpa-Doo. Yo, come on, Taylor.

Bust it out one time for the chocolate factory. For the chocolate factory. What else we got, Taylor? Come on, Taylor. What else we got, Taylor? Like what? NBA referees union. Why is everybody tripping off this foul?

Who cares? Not even a playoff game. Yeah. Whatever. I got one of the dudes from the Lakers was like, yo, we get in our ass kick. You didn't say it like this. We're getting our ass kick so much that every game matters. You know what I mean?

So we really can't stand to lose any. But it's not a, like, why are we acting like, you know, this game costs. Yeah, it ain't going to be the difference, yeah. What's going on with them, though? Are the Lakers bumming it up again? Oh, yeah. I don't even think they're 500.

Did they 500 this year? No. No, I don't think 500 this year. But they claiming that it's bad refting the reason why they're losing somebody again. Come on, son. Stop. Stop. It's not bad reference.

I don't know what it is. I think we know. But it's not bad reference. I know LeBron is the greatest old player that the world has ever seen. That's facts, though. That motherfucker at 38 years old. It's doing unbelievable things, my God. Unbelievable things.

My God. I pulled my back pouring water into my thermis last week. Bro. Look at the teacher who leg broke. All she did was slam a woman. And this guy's 38 years old. Running up and down to court. You know what I mean?

Absolutely. And LeBron still has never had like a major, major injury in an NBA. Like the guy is unreal. Knock on wood. Even if he did jinx him, who cared at this point? You've been in the league 20 years. This guy's crazy, bro. What?

This guy's crazy. What? It's worse now because he's older, so don't jinx him. Man, LeBron is the, like I never seen anything like it. And like, you know, I guess we don't really take it. We don't really consider it because they're, like, not winning. You know what I mean? Yeah, we don't care about how well you're playing if you're, yeah.

That's right. Like, the fact that Tom Brady still out there is incredible. The fact that Tom Brady's still balling at 45 years old is incredible. Yeah. But people take it for granted because he didn't win nothing this year. You know what I mean? People don't respect old people, you know? We need our respect too.

No, I think they do. I think now I think it's changed because everybody's realizing they're going to get old. I think we respect old people because we old. But that's when the fun does. That's when the fun starts. Yeah, I think he does that. No, it's true, but young people don't care about old people. And you're older much longer than you're younger if you're blessed.

You're only young for like... Facts, bro. 19 years. And when you get old, you got a little money. You got... You know what I mean? Right up. Nobody really starts thinking like that until 25.

Yeah. Youth is wasted on the young. You're like, I don't know. It's just you don't think about that. You never put stock in anything young in money. I tell you that all the time. The two things you should never put stock in is youth in money. because they're the most fleeting things in the world.

You're not going to be young clever, and you're never going to be the richest person. And even that'll go up and down. So, like, naming your label, young money is wild. That's all I was thinking about. Like, that was wild. They produced two of the greatest of our generation. None of them could rep that anymore.

Wow. You know what I'm saying? He said it at the concert. What is that? Young money. Young money. I mean, you can take people back to that era. But that shit going to look really wild in a minute.

Yeah. That's why he got a whole new crop of young money artists. He does? Yes, I saw them on the bar. What's the show called? Wayne? Yes, it's a whole new proper young money artist. What's the show called?

I want to shout at them out. That's a dope show. Bars for 85 or I, 85, Bars for 85 or some shit like that. Is it by 85 South? Bars 85 South show. That's what we called Bars 85. Yeah, they had the whole new young money crew on there. Like, you got to do that.

I didn't know that. You know what I mean? You have to. What's it called? Bars on I-95. Bars on I-95. Snoot the Bars on I-95. 95, man. What else we got, Alex, Artela?

Your boys. Coming back. Who? Man, it's a rap. Man, no, it's not. It's a rap. Trompito, it's a rap, bro. Nah. It's over. It's over. It's over. No momentum. No energy. New York City, I think, is filing official charges. Some tax charges, I think, that they announced that today. It's over. It's over.

Trompita is over, my boy. It's over. I don't know if he's getting locked up, but it's definitely over. Well, if he does get locked up, I predicted that two years ago. Yeah, yeah. I did. Also, Kanye had a run in.

Who gives the fuck? It's over for Kanye. It's not over for Trump, though. Because I, and I've said this a billion times. The reason it's not over for Trump because if Trump becomes a Republican nominee,

Republicans get in line, bro. Yeah, yeah, I just don't think he can do it. But maybe you never know. You just need some new jokes, right? A new monologue. Do you want me to work on it? You might have to say, whatever you did for Logan Paul?

You want me to work on it? Dude for fucking Trump. All right. I'll get on it. I got some bars for Trump. Who would you come at? Now, funny joke. You got to come at the Santhus.

Dave Chappelle comes out on Friday night. And Dave Chappelle goes, he goes after this one particular group. He says, please tell me he's not the same. There's the only group. No, he said, this is a group of having to finish it. Oh, okay. So that's the key. So if you was Trump, who would you come after?

Who's the group? He did blacks. You did Jewish people. You did Mexicans. You did transgender Autistics You got a point Autistics

He hasn't hit on autistic I do have a point He hasn't made fun of them yet He's got a point Yeah Oh no he did though But not autistic But mentally

Handing ill people No but autistic specifically Yeah remember he did Chris over there What did That was good too What did Oh no he did this one

Yeah Chris did both men Chris threw both of them shit up. Like, God damn, Chris. Can't go full T-Rex when you're doing that, Chris. No, that's- My God. That's physical handicapped. He didn't go mental handicap.

Oh, God. They're doing it. What would be? I don't think that'll hit. The Autistics? No. Yeah, because they're not bothering nobody. He's got to go after groups that are bothering people.

There's no boogeyman right now. Oh, I got it. Who? Who? Robots, brough. Oh. Build a wall around Silicon Valley. Straight up. Artificial intelligence taking all the fucking jobs.

Yeah, Elon Musk. Elon. That's right. Go after it. Elon. Boom. That's what Trump should do. Attack Silicon Valley.

Talk about all the clear and present danger that AI is going to have. By the way, why are we allowing this to happen? What's that? Why? This artificial intelligence shit. Chat, GBT. Why are we allowing this to happen? GPT.

Y'all think fake, y'all can't even handle fake tweets. Oh. We can't even handle fake information. Yeah. I saw motherfuckers yesterday online talking about Bishop TDJ's owning Shade Room. What? And they was running with this shit. TD Jakes was trending.

People were sending me to shit. I knew it. I'm like, I know it. I knew the good Bishop owned Shade Room. Y'all can't. I knew it. I knew it. It was too much power, too much influence.

But y'all can't even handle fake information in the form of tweets, fake information in the form. rumors and y'all think y'all can handle fake artificial intelligence. Y'all really think y'all can handle a fake Kanye West saying something to y'all? Like, no, you can't do that. Well, we can't even handle real Kanye West. But you know what I'm saying here. Like, we cannot handle that. Why are we doing this to us?

AI. Then Chris saw the article I sent them and they said, in two years, it's going to be a cyber war of epic proportions, like it's of apocalyptic proportions. Like, you don't say what's going on cyber on, you know. You can't handle that. Keep it on the internet. Everything we do is digital.

No, but then we'll just go to Montana, bro, and live that life. How are you going to get there? They're going to shut the planes down. Everything will be grounded. Oregon Trail. They're going to fuck with the FAA system. You don't think I can Oregon Trail. I got a fake portion of the garage right there.

You're going to be driving the car. I got a chip in it. No, not my fake Porsche. You got a fake Porsche? Yeah. What is going to have a chip in? In 1957. If that shit got a chip in it from China?

No, no. don't say the words Shail the man don't say that country I don't like when you talk about that country talking about artificial intelligence not even close to my intelligence

yeah AI Trump got to go after bro and I'm talking about Alan Opsom's I'm talking about the fucking robots I'm telling you that's who Trump got to go after Trump treats artificial intelligence and robots like he treated Mexicans

he's back in there for 2024 I attack big tech go right at them. Go right at them. Whoa. Go right at them. Whoa. All right, let's do some asking idiots, Taylor.

Ask an idiot. See, this is what we want to do. This is why I'm going to get me a robot. See what we just asked you. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to get me exactly. Shalom, man. Robots don't talk back.

They don't question what you ask for, Charlemagne. At all. At all. You ask a robot to do something. At all. At all. They do it. Say again?

Why do you hate black women? Yeah. Charleman, robots aren't black. aren't black and we know for sure they're not women because they do what you fucking ask them Wow Charlotte man

Charloman Charleman Charloman Charleman I'm telling you you ask Siri Siri what's the weather it doesn't go

why the fuck you need to know what the weather is in fact Siri if she can't understand you're like I can't understand you right now could you repeat the question Siri wants to hear from us Charlemagne Making sense

What? Huh? Huh? Don't fucking love me All she asked What did she say? That's not what she did. We said

No, we said Charlotte man That is not true There's a lot of black women That's like Taylor Don't put us in the plane photo shoot All right, listen

What I said What I said I said let's go to Some asking idiot And Taylor man Say you don't want to do such and such Yeah

I don't know what's happening. Because it's not a robot. Charlemagne, there are certain jobs. Robots would do good at Ask an idiot, maybe one of them. Taylor, could you please go to Asking Nidious? It's because I know that you did this prep for brilliant idiots and you do such a great job at prep.

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? Holy shit. So crazy. Damn, yo. What is I'm talking about? You're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Why you saw, you got, do you get stuck in the chocolate tube this morning or something? Yeah.

Go on. At Empty Thoughts podcast wants to know why are we so mean to tell. What is that saying? That did say that. That did say that. This is wild you're sending in your own questions. That's crazy. This is crazy, Taylor.

That's crazy. This is wild that you were sending your own questions. That's definitely crazy, Taylor. This is nuts. You're a crazy-ass girl, yeah. This is crazy. And I'm not mean to my tailor. I love my tailor.

Whenever I need a new suit, you know what I mean? Whenever I'm going to like an award show and I need something done. My tailor is amazing. Sluo to Alexander Nash. You know what I'm trying to go to Ernie Nash. He's an amazing tailor. I would never disrespect my tailor. I am so good to my tailor.

Not once. Not once. That's that tale. What about your golden ticket tailor? What about her? The golden ticket? That's Golden Ticket Taylor right there. Why you call it a Golden...

Well, how you think she made it to the chocolate factory? My brother? Yep. Chip 15, dude. Boom, boom. Yo, you know what's so funny? Yo, Duane is hilarious. Do you know whenever I do that?

He does a sound effect on the podcast. It goes, boom, boom. I was driving. I'm like, what the fuck was that? Tatea. Tijuana. Tijuana. Tadler.

Nobody's mean to Taylor. Taylor's actually the meanest motherfucker in here. That's fact. Taylor is mean. Because you don't consider the people recording downstairs. I, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, come on, Taylor. Come on, Taylor. Come on, Taylor.

It's out here, earthquaking. Golly. And we do put her on the tallest chair, man. My earthquake runs all the points from the yard. Okay. No, no, no, no. That was good, that was good, that was good. That was good.

My earthquake brings all the point. And they're like, damn the fuck happened to the fault line. If y'all knew how mean Taylor was the people, y'all would not be asking us why we so mean to Taylor, y'all. Yeah. I've seen Taylor walk up to a grown fucking man. Grown man.

And say to this grown man, so how does it taste? A grown man's like, huh? She's like, how does it taste? He's like, how does what taste? Did he's dick? All he did was work a revolt. That's Chris. I'm not to be stuck in dick because he's working with both TV.

Am I lying, Taylor? Taylor, am I lying? Not lying. Taylor. And all you can do is laugh. Taylor is mean is shit. Okay? She's from Philly.

Philly people are notoriously mean. That is funny, but mean. Is Gilly the King not mean? Gilly's funny, but he's mean. Yeah? What you mean? Walo's not mean. at all. While I was one of the nicest people you ever go meet in your life.

He's an amazing guy. Jill's Gilly. Gilly. How are you going to disrespect Gilly the great? Quest love mean as shit. Beating the fuck out of drums. Got to get it out the system. Going crazy on the...

Why you gotta beat the drum so hard? That's facts. That's facts. Sluke the Questlove. Philly fans mean as shit. You know what I mean 49ers fans probably got punched in the face the other night and they lost. Y'all. You know what? I mean? Like, what the fuck?

There's that iconic video where the Eagles fans threw shit at, um, uh, Santa Claus. That's what I'm saying. Through batteries in Santa Claus. Your motherfuckers is mean, bro. Snowballs in Santa Claus. City of Brotherly loved my ass to the cracking the Liberty Bell for reason. That's right. Um, because Taylor walked by that shit when it was cold outside.

Boom, boom. That shit rang so fucking loud. The British are coming. The British. That shit rang so loud and so long and it cracked, bro. Oh my God. God. God.

Don't be mad. I'm thinking than you because that's what's holding all that. Taylor. First of all. Gravity's was holding on a deck. You got on khakis right now. I got on khakis. There ain't nothing but a thing, my jean.

Whoa. Yo, go back to back. Back to back. Back to back. Go back to back over there. Joe, go over there. That piece. I'll be honest right now.

now? I'm being honest right now. That's a P. Taylor, you don't got it, yo. No, Charlotte got it. No, Charlotte got it. That's right. God damn. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Bread basket, my boy.

You know what I'm saying? Uh. That hell is you talk about playing with me. Playing with me. Oh, sit down, J-Lo. Roll down, Taylor. Out here talking crazy. Out here talking crazy. I'm not even answering that.

When you know you should be done with a woman. I have no idea. Wouldn't know. I have no idea. Wouldn't know. Nila, as a woman, who people have been done with, what do you think? What? Okay, I might have worded that wrong.

Hold on. Nila, as a woman. You're asshole. What? This is crazy. We try to be a clue. This is wild. That is crazy. As a woman that,

I don't know. As a woman. Which part of the sentence were we wrong? I don't know. Fuck y'all. What? You know what? You're crazy right now.

What's going? I'm going. You know what? If you missed that your game. What'd you know what I wanted to hit? How'd you know what I wanted to hit? You didn't see the TikTok challenge? Everybody's shooting.

You missing your gay? You didn't see that? Yeah, it's a TikTok challenge. I don't be on TikTok challenge. I don't be on TikTok either, but I'd be aware of all the gay shit. I think it's time to call, guys. It's over. Listen.

You, you, no, no. No, no, it's over. What's the question? What's the question? Any of them. You don't want us to answer any of them. Shut up. Okay, this is a good one.

All right. Steve O.O. wants to know what's the most important thing in life for you guys. I like that one. My wife, man. Ooh. Yeah. Man, saying family is so cliche, right? If you don't say family, you're a fucking susy.

No, I can tell you why. The first thing that came the mind was to be of service. But when I say to be of service, I mean like for everybody, my family, my friends, and just society as a whole. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, you want to show up as the best version of yourself. You want to do the work on yourself and everything just so you can show up as a great citizen in this society of ours and just be of service to people.

So honestly, yeah, the most important thing in my life is, I mean, like I said, family is a no-brainer, but it's to be of service. You know, I just want to be of service. That's it. Naila? Yeah, mine should probably be family as well. In peace. Which you didn't get on this podcast today.

Yeah, not at all. It was good to the end. It was good to the end. Well, niggas say the ending. I was just going to say, there's a lot of people that could say that about relation. I wasn't going to say you in particular.

saying, oh, God, as always, if you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right to us. Absolutely right. It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening, guys and gals.