The Brilliant Idiots - Jurassic Cuck

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

Our Brilliant Idiots are back from vacation, and Andrew couldn’t wait to express his feelings towards Europeans, public restrooms , food and their abnormal brain size. But, somehow the conversation quickly turned into good ol “D*ck Talk” which at this point is not even a segment. Moreover, after comparing their package to the man that pounded Adam 22’s girlfriend, they speak on Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s odd beef and how Michael Rubin has all the hoes! Also, Charlamagne may have admitted that he has a little crush on Tom Brady. Next, they have a deep dive discussion on “gatekeeping” in the industry and if it is a real thing or not. Lastly, they answer some “Ask an Idiot”. ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It has been too long, man. It's been too long. But yo, we need vacations too, man. We need fucking vacation. We need to reset. We need to feel good. We need to connect with ourselves, connect with our family.

That's right. Show said, fuck that, man. That Loon episode was too much, man. I didn't get the fuck out of here. Yo, y'all was talking shit about my boy act. You know what I mean? I had to boycott. I had to boycott multiple episodes until there was an official apology. Had to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Had to get the fuck

out of hell. Saluta. Uh, but how was your vacation, man? It was great until I got explosive diarrhea the last six days. You know what? I saw your Instagram story and I was watching it. Let me tell you something. Andrew goes, hey man, you know, I've been having a great trip, man. But I just want y'all to know that. I just, I just turned. I was like, I already know this is going. To what I heard you say X. I was like, you're about to say explosive diarrhea. I don't need to know the detail.

It was the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my entire life. That's saying a lot. I was moaning, bro. What? What did you eat? I don't know. I don't know. Some French shit.

So basically, we were in Turkey. We were in this place called Bodrum, which is like the Turkish Riviera or whatever you say. But it was beautiful, beautiful place. then we went to Istanbul, then we went to Santerpe, and I must have eaten something to Santerpe because when my wife and I went to Amalfi, it started bubbling in Santerpey, and then in Amalfi it was fucking... You're the only person I've ever seen

complain about public restroom in such a serious manner. They're public restrooms. See, what y'all don't know about Andrew Schultz is shit anywhere. Exactly, but they clearly don't do that in Europe. What, shit anywhere? No, they don't. Europe is interesting, man. I love Europe.

The ambiance, I'm a food guy, though. Well, then you love the food. They have the best food in the world. I didn't like it. I don't love the food in France. Europe is, they have small brains. They're little brains. No, they do.

They're brilliant, and they've created so much culture, and they've created so much greatness, and there's so much ancient history, and it's a most marvelous place to go visit all throughout Europe. But they have small brains. They're small brains. They're a small brand people. I want to go to Santerpaid.

The child of a European, right? No, I know. My mom's brain was too big to live there. So they had to come over here. From the American, get that money. Most of the Americans that came here from Europe had brains that were too big to exist within Europe. Like, for example, like, the Europeans to this day, they cannot figure out how to put ice and coffee. They don't, you go, can I have an ice coffee? And their brain is too tiny.

They have this tiny little Neanderthal brain, and it just can't figure out that if the coffee's hot and the ice cubes are cold by putting it in. By putting it in the hot thing, the ice will melt. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Come on, y'all figured out how to, you know, what to call a cigarette. Exactly. They figured it out. But they couldn't figure out anything else.

We keep trying to figure out how to use it. They just don't. Yeah, exactly. They don't get it. They figure out a great way to use the slur. Well, that likes to get sucked on. Let's just blame it that. You know what I'm saying?

We haven't figured it out yet. We haven't, but they're little brain. They just don't understand there's certain things. They just don't. Like, that's why they need to. the metric system. Like, you know how the metric system is very simple, right? It's like just units of 10. Everything is just like, okay, okay, 100 centimeters in a meter, it's simple. Fahrenheit, too crazy for them, right? Inches and feet and yards is like their little, tiny little

European heads can't wrap themselves around. So imagine how big their dicks probably look on paper. Who's? Like when you read it, because you're looking at this number, you know what I'm saying? exactly. So how many... Oh, I only say my dick is centimeter. That's what I'm saying. I only say my dick is centimeter's old. You know what I'm saying?

My dick is centimeters. How many centimeters in an age? About three. Three. It's like two and something. But again, yeah. But you're American, you're smart. You can even do that math right there.

If you ask a European now, oh, fuck, God. Sockle blue. Aren't you up to go on a European tour? Oh, that's right. I am. What is wrong with you, bro? No, I am.

No, you're right. He's priming him for the roast. He's priming him for the roast. No big deal. Sold out, you know what I'm saying? Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Scotland. That's all.

That's right. Amsterdam. We put it up today. First or sold out. Two seconds. Seconds sold out. I think I'm going to the Amsterdam one. Respect.

I've never been to Amsterdam. I want to go to Amsterdam. I think I'm going to come to the Amsterdam. Dublin, few tickets left. You know what I mean? But Dublin is not the United Kingdom. Do you guys know that? No.

Come on Ireland's not the United Kingdom. Y'all didn't know that? I didn't know that. Come on. Big-brained Americans, y'all supposed to know this shit. No, bro. You thought it was, right? I thought it was.

Because you think all white people to talk like that are from the same place. Absolutely. Hey, hey, as you should, King. Why wouldn't you not? As you should, King. You know what I'm saying? As you should, King. You're not going to tell me I'm the first person that made that mistake.

No, come on, bro. You're not the first person that made that mistake. Shifty who's been putting out all our fucking videos has been making that mistake for the last fucking butt. Promoting all this goddamn shit. Yeah, my penis is 24, centimeters long, yo. This guy's crazy.

Hold on, hold on now. Hold on now. He took a bit up and I'm bad. Hold on now. Hold on now. Let me close my mouth before it ends up in it. 24 centimeters reach me from there. You know what I mean?

Imagine that. That's confusing. Nine centimeters. If you tell a girl, my penis is nine centimeters. No, that's not good. That's not. It's a three inch dick. You can trick people with that.

What do you mean? Come on. If I tell Taylor, my penis is nine centimeters, how big you think that is, him? No, you don't. Before any. Andrew said that. No, we think

sent to me is a small, bro. Oh. We do think sentiment is a small. All the right. We do think sent to me as a small.

But, I mean, if you came from a place where you have really small brains and really small dicks, you would invent a new unit of measurement to make your dick look bigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is the thing about Europe. Yeah. Say again? You said what? I have been measured it and what you said? Why? Why do you still measure you?

Because it's mine. Why do you still measure your waist? I don't, I don't actually. That's what you, well, that's the problem. You should. No. I'm silent than motherfuckers.

I ain't saying shit. I'm silent to the motherfucker right now. I'm not even engaging in this. I was just looking at Taylor and let her answer the questions. Your hair looks great. Everybody looks great. But first of all, beautiful ass hair.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. You're married. Why do you give a fuck about how? You are walking into a world of pain. Easy. You are walking into a world of pain. You are walking into a world of pain.

You are walking into. A bird of pain and you don't know it yet you go in headfirst there and she's going to cover you and you'll be emotionally scarred. Because the older you get, you'll be emotionally scarred. I'm growing into my daddy's penis. Whoa. Did your dad have a big dick than you? That's why I thought he did growing up, but now I'm growing into it.

Wow. And I saw you say that some. What are you mean? Could you hush your noise for a second and let men talk? Yeah. Okay. Why can't you keep that up? We're talking about men and penises.

You have nothing to add here, Taylor. First of all, your daddy's dick is always bigger than yours because you start out with a small dick and then your dick grows. Yes. And you probably stopped seeing your dad's dick before your dick is at full growth. Yes. And when you're a child and you're walking around, you're watching your dad walk around in his underwear. No, my dad- I never say, I've never seen this.

Well, yeah, because you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you're, you, you're Daughters, you're a daughter. I think when you have a daughter, I have a brother, though. So. Okay, well, that's wild. Your brother has seen your dad walking around 100%.

100%. Absolutely. I see my dad's shit. My dad walk around like Winnie the poo in his house. Man, come on, man. It's his mother fucking house. My dad could fill out from fruit to the looms, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Woo! What fruit he got? What food he got? Bananas, bro. Bananas? Big choice. Plant it.

The Dominican? He got the Dominican banana? My dad got Dominican dick, bro. Wow. A big old planter. Wow. But as a man, when you're a young man, you look and you're like, God damn, God damn, bro.

And then when you get older, you realize, like, your shit don't fill it out like that. I'm starting to fill it out like that. I hit 45 and that shit is like, okay? Bro, I might take it back to the old school. I start wearing fruit of the looms, tidy white. You do it, bro. Let the street snow something. Let them know.

Or you got to dress, you know, top up. Okay, explain. Top up, what do you mean? You just dressed like Winnie, though. Oh, Winnie to pool? Winnie ain't had no draws. Let that's your hang time. I don't have hang time.

Let you nuts hang time. No, I don't, I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't. I'm a grower and not a shore. You know what I mean? Oh, so you're small. I'm not going to say small.

It's gotten bigger. If I've gotten older, you've gotten bigger. Say again? You got a nothing dick. Dixon. Dick does fucking nothing. Come on, my little corny ass. That's like Elon Buskin fucking Mark Zuckerberg.

He said he'll have a dick measuring context. They should. Who are y'all fooling, yo? Why? Oh, because Elon's African. Oh, you got a big dick because he's from Africa. Not all y'all got big dick. I think that that, I think billionaire trash talk is literally trash, bro.

Oh, yeah, they're not good at it because nobody talks trashed and they don't get any practice. I had a good idea, man. I think that they should have. They should hire rappers to be their representatives, right? But Rick Ross, soldier boy, imagine them speaking from the perspective of Mark Zucker's lives. Rick Ross gets to rap and talk like he got $250 million. That's fine. Elon throw him a quick $100 million to do it.

Soldier Boy gets to talk. Imagine Soldier Boy getting online doing a rant and soldiers worth $250 billion. It's over. So what you're going to say to Soldier? That's what I'm saying. If y'all really trying to hype up the fight, you get rappers to be your representatives, let them speak from your perspective, just to hype the fucking fight up. Loved it.

Loved it. Loved it. You know what I mean? That's a brilliant idea. That's what I'm saying. If Soldier having a hundred million, he's going to talk like he's got $250 billion. Suck my dick. Y'all ain't going to never be multi-billionaires.

Suck my dick. Y'all niggas ain't going to never make it out of the hood, nigg. You know what I'm saying? You worth $100 million. Why don't you shut up and suck my dick? From the back. Wow. You know what I'm saying?

Imagine the luxurious talk Rick Ross would have. Oh, God. If he was speaking from Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk's perspective. Oh, my Lord. You know, I'm going to block all you don't you don't mean. You know what I'm saying? It would be incredible. Indie or someone delete your Instagram page.

Deleting Andy's Instagram would be insane. Would be hilarious. That's my point. Imagine them talking from that perspective. That's how you hype up this. called fight. I don't know how we got into this from our dad's dicks, though.

But do you think that your dick is as big as your dad's now? I'd have to put on some fruit of the looms, and memory probably is tricking me a little bit because things look bigger back in the day. You know what I'm saying? We were young back then, you know what I mean? Yeah, things look bigger. I try to put the tidy whiteys on now.

My shit, boom, drops out the side. Does it really? You know what I'm saying? I don't have the pack in joints. You know what I mean? No, I don't. That's what I'm... I don't understand.

I don't know what you're not packing it into like a North Face pocket, bro. Maybe we don't have them kind of dick shit. Think about it. When you put on them fruit of the loaves and that shit look like this, certain motherfuckers might have to whine that shit up like a fucking cinnamon roll, bro. They do have to whine it. That's what I mean. That is true.

That shit might... You do have to coil it up. You have to coil it up. That's what I'm saying. That's what it is. They just have more girth. They just have more girth. Stop speaking on me in issues, though.

That is true. You're talking about men's shit. I know it's not. Whoa. Whoa. You don't live with a penis. You don't, you don't fuck them. You get fucked.

That's right. And you don't live. No. You don't live with a penis. What you put in them? You have very limited experience with penises. That's facts. We live with them.

Every day. Every day. We did with shrinkage. We did with shrinkage in the winter. Like, I'm saying like the package. Like, I'm saying they have just more girth. Nope. We did with shrinkage in the winter.

You think your dad got more girth than you? I think my dad got more girth than me. I've said this before. but sometimes I do think I got my mother's dick. You wanted to look like this? I think I might have got my mom's dick. From her side of the family. My mom don't have a dick,

but the dick that's on that side of the family came through me. That's why they wore skirt. Say what? That's why they wore skirts. Who? Scottish. The Scottish. Because the dick looked like.

They're little clitch. Got a like clitch. I thought that it was so big, because the Scots are known for having the hugeest fat as cots. Really? Hell yeah. That's why only sheep could take it. That's why we had to fuck sheep.

Google average. We had to fuck sheep because the women couldn't take it. Google average size. No can't handle. Google average size penises in Scotty. Hey, hey, come on now. Hey, don't do that. Listen, Google average size penises from the Cameron clan in Scotland.

Let's see if this rowdy, rowdy penises coming out of Scotland. Let me see what we got. Let me see how many inches. Let me see how many inches. Now you have to read that a centimeters, bro. Give me, give me that. Give me that. What do we got?

Scotland. Come on, Scotland. You didn't type in Scotland? 6.3 to 7! Where do you see that? Did you Google Scotland? 6.3 to 7. Listen, man, there's got to be a reason he used to call himself Roddy Roddy Piper.

Is he really from Scotland? Oh, we're going to say. You put the UK. That's what came up? So Scotland is 6.45. Alba gubrah! Alba gra! Look how jealous you are!

He's so jealous. You're so jealous. Shut up, son. Shut up, son. Don't worry about. Alba guvara! It is. Why did Alex hold his mouth open so long when he was looking for that hair?

I said Flatsy or you're wrecked and Alex was like, I was going to say something, but he was going. Scotland. Scotland. Yeah, this soft-ed. Scotland. Maybe I got my dad's dick. Yeah.

Shit, maybe I did. I'm unpacked. Having Pop's penis is what we all aspire to, man. But, dude, no, howlinger, brother? Listen, bro. The fuck are you speaking in the tongue? I'm speaking Scottish, bro. That means forever Scotland.

Come on, son. Can I not speak Scottish? Can I not speak Scottish? That's your native tongue. Come on, bro. Who wins in a fight between Elon and Mark? Straight up, physical. physical fist fight.

Bang, hand-to-hand combat. Let's go. Hand-to-hand, can they have one weapon, a Scottish dick? Can they eat them? Can each them hold a Scottish dick and try to beat them?

No, this straight hands. Just straight hands. Nah, I think Elon wins that. It's just size, bro. He's just too, he's too much bigger. Yeah? He's like 6, 4, 2 something.

Really? Yeah, Zuckerberg like 5, 8. But Mark Zuckerberg, both of them probably know some type of form of martial art. Well, Zuckerberg's doing the whole jujitsu. Really? Yeah.

You know they're just doing this to hype up there. respective apps. There's no losers in this situation. Of course. Fred got over 100 million subscribers in, what, three days? It's like when rappers beat when they're dropping an album. Like, they're just doing the same thing.

That's all it is. That's all it is. These motherfuckers know exactly what they're doing. Zuck is a cuck. Damn, damn, damn. That's what I'm saying. Damn, bro. Why he just say that?

Why did he say zuck? Do you even know what a cuck is, bro? Yes, when you watch your woman have sex with somebody. Would you ever do that? You saw Adam 22 did that? I would never do that. Did you see that? I did.

Yeah. I saw that over the holidays. I went down a nice rabbit hole over the holidays. Like, you know, because when you're growing on vacation, you get up in the morning, you go do things, you know what I'm saying?

You spend your whole day with your family. If you're doing vacation right, you're shitting every 15 minutes. Maybe. You're pissing out of your ass every 15 minutes. Maybe. You're definitely getting some bloating going on. You know what I mean?

You definitely, I feel like I gained 10 pounds in the beautiful island of Manguilla. But at night, like I was like, writing, reading, and then I would just go on like the internet. And just YouTube. It is the fun and shit. I see why people do it all the time. Yeah, why they watch YouTube video?

I mean, it's fun to me for other reasons. Yeah, yeah. It's fun. Like, I love a lot of the videos where it's people talking about us. Oh, yeah, reaction videos. Yeah. But I love it because it's just a reminder to me that motherfuckers really don't know what they be talking about.

Oh, they're just making things. Oh, my God. What were they saying? All types of things. I mean, just the craziest shit. I mean, it's just wild shit. It's just like the speculation people have about certain things. It's hilarious.

Oh, that's the dude. I didn't watch the video. I didn't watch the video. That's the dude? Yeah. Roddy, Roddy Piper? Son, you know this guy thought he had a 25-inch dick, bro? No, can you say why?

Can you say why? I googled it. Say why. Say why, though. He thought that that dude had a 25-inch dick. But say why. Guinness Book of World Records if you had to dick that big. So, but he thought that existed.

I'm in the Guinness Book of World Record. Now, the biggest dick on record is actually in New York. It's, uh, it's like, that's why you move here? I just, I just randomly read this. It's nine, it's nine inches soft and like 13 and a half. It's nine inches soft and like 13 and a half hard. Gosh. I mean, I mean, I, I saw that in the paper like two weeks ago.

What? Wait, but, you said you just randomly search. I read Alex, okay? But this is what you don't have vacation. Hold on. I wasn't on the internet. Can I just say this? I was on, you know, Graham Wizard, the Instagram account that I always said, best

Instagram account. See? I'm not just a man who claimed to have the world's biggest penis has done. We know you know all about penis. Claim. Claim. His penis bears 13 and a half inches when a wreck and has an 8 inch diameter. God damn.

That's half. That's half. Who are the fucking Zinwar bottles? You said, okay, what you say? Grand Wizard chat, word I can't say,

best Instagram account. He posted that the dude had a 25-inch meat. Okay? Okay. In retrospect, it does seem a little ridiculous. But I thought that it maybe was around that.

That's two fucking feet. Yeah. He really thought that shit. Yeah. That's a second or third grader, bro. Ain't a way. 25 inches. Come on, man.

I know we go crazy with numbers in this era, but shit, that's crazy. I guess, so when I did see his meat, because I did Google it because I wanted to see what a dick look like, which I think is normal. Normal for what? To see, I mean, if there's a 25 inch dick, no? Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want to see. If somebody said, you know, there's a 20, look, if you're saying if this right here was a dick, this guy, right? You should want to go.

Yeah, we don't even yell dick talk or dick section. It's not even a segment. It's just conversation. It's the show. Well, listen, what I did not grasp. So when I saw the dick, it wasn't as big as I am. It was obviously a very sizable penis. It was huge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it wasn't 25, so I was a little bit let down. What I didn't grab from the whole story, because I didn't dig deep in it. Why did she have sex with this guy? Like, what was the reason? Money. Well, how much was it? No, they're doing it.

It's on their only fans. Oh, okay, okay. Did people pay for it? You pay, it hasn't dropped just yet. But eventually it will drop. Why would you buy it now? I mean, the hype is gone, kind of, right? Well, no, you want to see it happen.

You want to see her, you know. He should have dropped this with the algorithm, though. You gotta drop this when everybody's talking shit about it. But you gotta let it build because once, here's the thing. Once it's out, everybody's just gonna go look at the screenshots or look it on Twitter because people are going to be able to post it. Do people care that much though? Brother, the whole internet's talking about this shit.

But he's not, he's very popular in Porn Hook. Who? Have you watched his work? Yeah. Really? Oh, you know this guy? Oh, so he's a porn star. Can I ask you, can I ask you an honest question?

Can I ask you an honest question? Do you think you could handle the meat that he has? Yeah. It's not, like. I didn't know watch. No, she was going to stay there. Is that big? Is he big?

It's a nice size. I'm saying like it's not like, how you're talking like the, that's crazy. Like no one's that type of size. Who's talking? How he's saying nothing about it? No, no, no. I'm saying how you're talking about the biggest dick, whatever that. Like, no one's that.

Like, but his is, you don't want to see it? No. Is his, is his? Wait, minute. You just said there, you can handle it without, like, immediately get. Because I've had. You've had dicks like that? Where does it go?

You're little. Where does it go? What do you do with it? Do you wrap it around your necks? You can sleep when you're on a plane. Hey everyone needs and a piece of toxician. What do you do with it? What do you do with it?

Why do you think it seems like it's like this huge? Where does it go when you? I mean, honestly, where is it going to? The same place where a taron goes. The tampon is a terrible. Yeah. You're saying where is it go? I'm just saying the same thing where a tampon goes.

That's it. In your vagina? The only place you stretches. girl. But does it go back, Evan? Yes, relax. I'm being honest. I'm just asking.

It's a good question I ask. But if not... You know what I mean? You're taking that Trinidadian torpedo. His dick says bigger than his, though. Like, that would be like, nah, I'm not doing that. But his...

Cool. Don't get, like... Oh! This is great. Charlotte, you know what I think is crazy the way she's talking about this? I'm not listening to it to. that was really big?

I mean, yes. That's, uh, big. I feel like y'all competing to your soul, so that's not fair. Yo, yo, yo, yo, mad shot. Yo, mad shot. Yo, mad shot. How much dick can you fit in you? Why don't we talk about that?

Why don't we see? How many Timberland boots are going you? Like, what's going on? Why are you talking crazy like this? You're supposed to fake? You're supposed to be like, oh, there's no way it could fit. I'm so little. There is something to that, though.

Like, like, men can brag about having big penises, but women shouldn't really brag about how big of a penis. You gotta be like, there's no way I could take that. But to me, like, it's a nice size dick. What could you not? Like, it's different to be nice size versus, like, it's average size. Like, it's a nice size. And people always say that too.

They'd be like, oh, women have babies, but the baby's coming out. Yeah, also, the pussy contracts. Like, it actually stretches. The push is not a contraction when you're taking that. You know, girls know how to, like, tightening and all that? No, but when I say contraction is happening, I mean, literally the uterus is opening, right? How about you tell?

You was more confident talking about my penis. But there's no dilation. You don't seem to know much about the own anatomy. Why would I? How? What am I saying that's weird? Can I just ask a question? Can I just ask a question?

I'm saying it stretches. Can I ask a question? Just one simple question. Have you ever looked at an object and thought, I can't put that in my vagina? Yeah. Okay. Just me. I've had, like, I've said no to guys that it was like, no, I'm not doing that.

Whoa, really? Yeah. It was too big. That one's like a nice size. Like, there's average, nice size, and then. That's, that's average. By the way, that's got to be. If that's average, I'll fucking kill myself.

That's got to be a great feeling, that's got to be a great feeling, right? If a woman looks at you and be like, nah, bro, I can't handle that. You know what I'm saying? First of all, every woman listening, start off with that. Word is born. Start that. Gas me up. Say that shit immediately.

When I pull that shit out. Like, for a real, bro. And then when we do it, and then when we do it, act like, ooh, I didn't know I could do that. You know how when you work out sometimes? You're like, I don't know if I can do it.

Personal record, PR. But you guys, girls don't really want big dicks like that, no more. Like, for a fair. Oh, it's like baggy jeans are in now. Like, no, but I'm just saying, like, girls is with someone that I didn't want to get hurt. Having sex and I'm like that.

Did you survey other girls? Did you know this? I'm just saying us girlfriends, like we talk, like, They don't, like, I have a friend now. She's like, I really want just average small dick. Like, I don't want, she don't want that much. So, but, but you, you're saying you could handle that regularly or that would put you out of commission?

I don't know. I'm not saying regularly. I'm just saying I've had. But you couldn't get back shots from that, no way. Yeah. I think some of y'all women got to stop being picky and take this dick that you got. They are, though. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we got to start realizing that a lot of these pornos, these are above average men. That's not. They're doing pornos. That's why they're doing porn. They're doing porn because they're above average.

You haven't seen a porno where the guys... Are the guys in the NBA taller than normal guys? Exactly. But I'm saying there's all different... The average penis size in America is like six inches, though. No, it's probably less than that. This guy is 10 inches. He's 10 inches.

He's 10 inches. It doesn't look like that. I don't know. I want you to Google this, Alex. Google average penis size in the world. In the world. Isn't it five inches? but that's my point.

So these people that do porn are above average individuals. That's why they do porn. Because anything over what? 5.5. Anything over 5.5 is above average. So if you got a 7 inch, 8 inch... Scott's dicks are huge, then, if you think about it.

Scott's Dix are literally over 20%. It's 25% bigger than most dicks. If you got a 7 inch, 8-inch penis, you can do porn. No, it's not. Five is the average. Scottish dicks are 6.5. five inches. I'm not to look up.

Yes, but if you can, if you got a seven, eight inch penis, you can do porn. Period. What? You got a seven inch eight of penis you can do porn.

Yeah, or if you really can hose them down. I didn't say that's average. You said he was average. No, I said there's averages and there's good sizes. I didn't say, nobody.

She's retarded, bro. That's another thing. Why am I retarded? She's from Europe. Yeah, she's from Europe. She's from Europe. She's not a smaller European brain.

Why? Why? She doesn't know how to put a fucking seat on the toilet doesn't know how to do ice and coffee. It doesn't want like it'll be 10 inches. People don't respect numbers anymore. Yo, they don't.

They don't. I'm telling you. It's because of the internet. Because we live in an era where people think a thousand is not a lot. A thousand is a lot. A thousand is a lot. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. You've got a thousand subscribers. You should be happy for those thousand subscribers, yo, because that's a lot of people. Whether you realize it or not, a thousand people at a party, you won. seven inches of dangalang?

I'll give you $1,000 right now, you're happy. Seven inches is fucking humongous. It fucking kill you. It might kill you. That's me. Seven. You know what I'm saying? I'm seven inches three four.

Yeah. I'm seven inches three four feet when it's warm up. Seven inches might kill you. That's honestly, that's a murder stick. What side is the thing? Seven inches is a murder stick. I got the murder. I could kill one.

I could kill twice. What do you do this? What? This would be a nice fashion. Like, what side? Okay. No more dicks. All right, man.

We're done with it. We off it. We're off it. You're too horny, bro. Chill out. You're too fucking horny. Y'all know if I got tired of talking about dicks. No, it's the way that she talks about them.

It's awesome. Exactly. We was having so much fun with our dick talk. He came around calling every dick small. It's not seven five inches. I'm tired of this. I remember Trina. I remember Trina the rapper did that back in the day in a breakfast club interview.

I'm like, so what's average to you, Trina? She's like, I don't know, 10 inches, 11 inches. I'm like, oh, my God. Who are these animals? You're fucking. No, no, no, no. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's a renaissance. That's a renaissance. Come on. That's a renaissance. Stop picking up guys in Jurassic Park. Yo, you need to stop. What's the fucking wrong with you, yo? What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Y'all are there fucking these dinosaur-tailed dick, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? That's, you know what I'm saying? That's, you know, A lot of you girls are getting tricked. That's not even their real dick. They're putting on a fake dick on. No, that's a fact.

That's a fact. Just like you girls do. You don't think guys do? You girls do that. You got the push-up bras for your tities. That's a fact. Lived. But that's all,

now we see-JI and porn, they put a fake dick on top of their dick. I'm talking about real life. They put a condom on it. You don't know they're stepping a little sock or something at the top of the collar and make their dick bigger. You getting tricked by these dudes. They don't really got all that dick.

You do not know this? Say you jealous because I say you're jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm trying to tell you all the truth. I'm trying to tell you all the truth. These are fake dicks, you fucking. Oh, damn.

Yo, we're treating dicks the way of Loon-treated academics, man. Come on. Joe, right? Give him a break. You know what I'm saying? Free, my man, act. Can we free act, bro? God damn.

Oh, my God, man. Sluuta act, though. Shout out act. I'm a do X podcast, man. Oh, you are? Why it took you so long to do it, man? You never asked. Come on.

He didn't. Yo, can I just say something? Hold on. He went online, rant and said that he asked you many times. Hold on. That's not Drew. Act. Act.

I just want to say this. I've been doing Flager for how long? Six or seven years. Six or seven years. It took me six or seven years. To do what? To get Charleneane on a motherfucking podcast. By the way?

You know what I said? Show you. Your little two years shit is like. By the way. Shultz definitely asked me way more than that. Act might have asked me one time, like when it first launched. And I was like, yeah, cool, let's do it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? But it's got to be some follow-up. And I told him two weeks ago, reach out to this person. Let's make it happen. I ain't heard back. Boom. You know what I'm saying? So there you go.

I'm definitely down to do a podcast. I also just don't like to do podcasts unless I'm like. If you're not an old white lady, he's not coming to do your podcast. If Judy Blume goes, come down to Miami, Charlotte may be on the first private jet. I'm there. I'm there. Trials and tribulations.

I'm there. But anybody knows me, knows that was my dream interview to go have a conversation with Judy Blum. I'm saying that for years. You know what I mean? So that was a bucketless moment. But I'm definitely done to do a podcast.

I actually look forward to it. I want to drink with acting. Woo! You can have some henny? Yeah, no, I don't drink. Henning. I'm going to drink with acting. I want me and Act to have the same conversations

we have in private. that we have publicly. That is the one thing I saw on the internet. That is the one narrative I really despise. I hate how people try to make an issue between me and academic. You know what I mean? Like I think that's very, very, very, very, very whack. And I don't want, I can't even believe act would even feed into that in any way, shape, or form.

Because you like act. Of course I do. But the thing is, I think a lot of times with media personalities, and this is always been my pet peeves, just just me speaking. from my OG perspective, I do not like when you're having an interview with somebody, right? Somebody's a guest on your platform. If that person has an opinion about something or somebody, you cannot hold me accountable for it. For their opinion?

No. That's the same thing. That was the situation with me and Angel E. Right? What happened with that? With the Gucci man thing, right? Oh, yeah. Gucci had an opinion about E and envy.

you know what I mean I'm just interviewing Gucci I didn't bring it up I didn't ask them about it you know what I mean you can't hold me accountable for that even if we do have a relationship that's not right

because there's been plenty of times people have gone on platform said things about me I've never looked at the person who hosts that platform and say you're that's fucked up like why that's that person's opinion

if somebody comes to your platform and they have an opinion about you you know what I'm saying I mean I have an opinion about somebody or something you as the host should not be held liable for that. Yeah.

And we all as media personalities, I keep telling y'all this over and over, if you can't take it, don't dishing it. It's really that simple. Because the same way we have opinions about everybody, people are going to have opinions about you. Bottom line, point blank, period. And everything, trust me, most of those opinions,

you're not going to want to hear. You know what I'm saying? You can't just always feed into it give it, give it that kind of energy. And just, just to give his point of view from what I saw, yeah, probably going to talk about that when you go on his pod, but I saw him complaining that you didn't give any pushback to what Lou. I thought I was.

I thought I was. But it wasn't directed at me either. He was talking to Andrew. Why was he talking to me? What did I have to do? I was just an innocent body. I think the conversation was rooted in you saying he could do stand-up. that's what that's what I think that.

Oh no, no, are him being talented or something like that? Yeah. Which I've always, I think Act is highly entertained. Yeah, I think it was like the value. Like it's just weird. But once again, it was odd. These are conversations that happen when people feed into the internet too much. But that's also another one way.

Because I know, I've called Act personally and told Act, yo, keep doing what you doing. You know what I'm saying? And I've also given him, you know, critique when I thought he needed critique, right? Like it's always been that kind of relationship. I told that guy I said, lose my fucking number. All right. Because I lost my invitation

to the white party because I was defending him, bro. What white party? This guy's stupid. What? I lost my invitation to the white party, bro. You know, we gotta have a conversation

about Michael Rubin. How Michael Rubin got all the ho? What the fuck is going on? Wait, how we got all the hoes? I didn't see a picture of no bitches. nowhere. Come on, bro. I didn't see no women at that party, bro. Come on, bro. Michael got all the bro.

He got the bro. Michael got the bro. I'm not even joking when I say this. I'm not fucking Michael Rupert. Michael's a good guy when you meet him, you know, a charming dude, cool. But man, he really has a chokehold on a certain segment of black coaches. From the athletes to the artists to everything. Got it, bro. He got it. He got it. How did that happen? I don't know, but, you know, it's, it's funny.

We're talking to, we were talking to, uh, you know what, Taylor? Taylor might be right. I'm going to tell you something. Man, and I'm more than likely. Yo, can I, let me ask you a real question. Okay. Here's a real question. I mentioned this on Facebook, but here's a real question.

He's a billionaire, right? He's worth 11 billion. Are Jewish billionaires, the only white people that actively try to hang out with non-white people. Jewish people. We give Jewish people all this shit. Jewish people they run the industry. Jewish people do this, Jewish people do that.

But Michael Rubin is throwing a party, partying with black people, hanging with black people, whatever. These white billionaires you see, the Hilton's, these people, these legacy old white billionaires, when you see them partying with black people, when you see them party with minorities?

Great point, great point. They don't want nothing to do with them. No, I will say this. We don't know. Ohio was back then. So back then, they might have been hanging out. I saw the great Gatsby, I and see, you know, blacks. Back then, they might have been hanging out with the Sammy Davis

juniors of the world. You know what I mean? They might have been hanging out with the Jim Browns or Will Chamberlains. I don't know whoever, you know what I mean? I'm talking about them now. I'm talking about where's Warren Buffett at? Oh, but by the way, Warren, Jay Z had Warren throwing up the rock sign. They were on the front of falls to the casper.

No, he was like, please leave me alone. Don't take my wallet Don't take my money, please Please, please, please, help Help, help Baby, grab your purse Grab your purse, we gotta get out of here And Bill Gates came to your show

I think a lot of these I'm white Yeah, but you're still He's tapped into culture You still gotta be tapped into a I put it like, how many billionaires you see go to comedy shows? Mine?

Several. Several. Several. Think about all these Comedy specials we've seen. When do you see the multi-billionaire? Not just multibillionaires. The richest in the world.

The richest in the world. Ha! You know what I'm saying? Ha! That's what I'm saying. I think that's happened to culture a lot of different. I do want to say, we do have to give Meek a lot of,

we got to give Nick a lot of props. And I hope Michael Rubin, and I'm sure he is, is just like turning Neke on to like, you know, other ways. Look at this diverse gathering, bro. Shout out to this Jewish brother. I don't think any of this happens without Meek.

I think Meek was Michael Rubin's introduction to culture. And one reason I absolutely do know that. I remember we interviewed Michael Rubin one time on Breakfast Club, and Michael Rubin said he didn't even realize what was going on as far as like with the criminal justices in prison reform. He was like when he saw that injustice that was happening with Meek, his eyes were open. Listen, all I'm trying to say, fire vent, very cool. Super diverse.

You know what I mean? And it's just where you see white people, rich white motherfuckers trying to party with less rich white people. Usually they go out to fucking, these billionaires go out to Aspen, have a little private fucking event. Or they go out to Jackson Hole, a little tiny private event. There's no diversity in that shit. Yeah, but they do these private events and they still hire the rappers to come.

I think these people love coaching. You know, rappers performing for the real, real money motherfuckers out here. Yes, they are. They perform for their kids, barmits. Exactly. I knew it. They perform for their kids. The kids shit, not their shit.

It depends. If you're Michael Rubin's age, Michael ain't that old. Also, Barmitsa's Jewish. There you go. Perfect again. I'm saying, where the Hilton's? I think the Hilton's too old of an example. All these young tech guys that love culture.

That's new money. That's new money. It's not the same. Oh, I just farted. Jesus Christ, bro. What the fuck? All that stuff is, dix got you loose. Son, I did sound a little loose lip.

I was a little loose lip. I've been having so much. My body. My bonehole's stress. This motherfucker is going crazy. What's going? What's that? He'll tell out five arenas.

He's like, I don't get my fucking farting in real time. I am. I am. I am. I don't care, bro. How old is Michael Rubman, you know? Come on, bro. Michael, but he is a nice guy.

He's like, he's genuinely a nice guy. 50. 50 years. See, that's young. He's oldest hip-hop. He came up in his culture. Like, he gets it. He understands.

How old do you think he was? He was at least like 40-something. thing. At 42. See, exactly. You hang out out with blacks who start to age better.

That's why he's keeping them around. He might be keeping him around. Vampire. And I will say Michael does put his money where his mouth is.

Michael shows up for a lot of different causes, man. He really, really, truly, truly does. Like, he's always helping, and he's always listening.

Like, you know, he's in these meetings with the Jay Zs and the meeks and whoever else and he's looking to see where he can put, you know, his money. He also looks like he's,

you know, giving game to them. And Tom Brady, man. God, Dan, I'm ready. Say it, say it, say. That was crazy. That was crazy. You saw Tom, you said God damn.

That's not that feeling. Yo, you was just scrolling. You was just scrolling, right? And you want to take a picture like Michael Ruben. You want to be like, bro. It's a horror, man. Yo, bro, you know, my boy. No, Ruben be leading pelvic first.

Oh, yeah. Ruben hugged with a dick. Oh, hell yeah. Listen, it's something. Go back to Tom Brady. Brady got an aura, bro. Yeah, he does. Like, nah, for real.

And I be trying to think, I'm like, yo, is it because he got seven Super Bowl rules? Whoa, whoa. Is it because he's the greatest quarterback in all the time? Just look at it. Just look at it. Just look at it. You got an aura, bro.

Yo. You know what? Orra's missing, right? What? An L, man. Come on. Come on. Come on, bro.

All drunk aside. You know who else that that type of glow? Come on. You know who else had that type of glow? Who got that type of glow? I leave. man. Muhammad Ali in a crime,

bro. Muhammad Ali is crime. Michael Jordan had that kind of glow, bro. There's not too many people who have that kind of... I'll be honest. I don't think Michael Jordan

had that type of glow where you're just like, that's a fine-ass guy. I didn't say that. You did, bro. You were saying he was fine, son. And then you try to ask like it's about Super Bowls.

Fuck out of here, bro. He's trying to act like it's about Super Bowls? Oh, he got seven Super Bowls. No. No, no, no. Get out of here, bro. You get out of it. We all know what that goddamn.

You said gats when you saw Tom Brady. You gave Tom Brady a gait. I didn't mean it like that. What I was trying to say about Brady was that's a rare sighting of a fucking go. No, it wasn't. You thought I was a handsome motherfucker fucking man, bro. It's all good to think he's handsome. By the way, you don't see, now that Brady's retires, you see him out doing regular shit.

How much, how often do we see Brady? You can't even talk right now. How often? Yo. Brady got you stuttering like a school girl. That shit was, that is impressive. Just a picture. Imagine you at the party.

I'm trying to come back. Imagine you at the party. What would you have done? What an impel. What up, B? What up TV 12? You know what I'm saying? What?

That's your line, bro? I'd be like, what up? When I saw, I mean, I mean, I'm, Yo, you can't. Because you know why? I was about, I'm going to tell you why, that I was about to say when I met Peyton, man. And I was like, oh, what up, yo, you know?

But it's not even close. It's not. It's not close. Yeah, yeah, it's not close. Peyton and Tom would light years apart. In what way are they light years apart? In what way are they light years apart? Just in what way?

And how handsome they are? I didn't say shit about his head. Yo, come on, why you cap it, bro? Yo, just keep it a buck. You're looking at him and you want him to hold you. Fresh Montana, that last picture, that guy violated my eyes all night. What does that mean? Go to the last picture.

Violated my eyes all night. What is Jack Harlow? That's crazy. That's crazy. That picture with Joel Embed is crazy. Oh, my God. What is that? What is that?

What? What the fuck? That she says Rubin on his underwear, yo. I just noticed that. Yo, Michael Rubin got the hole. Is that real? Yeah, that's crazy. Yo, is that real?

Yeah, that's great. God damn, bro. Yeah, Michael got a, Michael Rubin got a chokehold on this shit like I ain't seeing somebody have a chokehold on this shit in a long time. Y'all motherfuckin's starting to love Michael Rubin the way y'all love Jayzee. Wow. That's what it's starting to look like, yo. It's starting to look like that, yo.

That is insane. Dang. Oh, salute to Michael Rubin. Yeah. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it, bro. What else we got, Taylor? Yo, I keep seeing it. I didn't see this headline that just now.

What the fuck is this? A video of Kodak Black when he was a kid auditioning for Nickelodeon. Play it now. People act like this. You seen this before? Yeah. I've never seen this. Yeah, auditioning with Nickelodeon because, you know, a new show coming out,

feeling it. Just stay tuned. I'm going to be on the, I know how to act. Nickelodeon missed out. People like, people go, oh. This is proof that Kodak is just playing a character. And it's like, what? He was a child.

Yeah. That's pretty consistent. Yeah. He was a child. Shout out to Kodak. That is Kodak Black. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's how Kodak acts now.

Go down, go down, go down, go now. Go now. Why don't they think he's playing a character? Because he's a kid who wanted to be on Nickelodeon. Huh? You still talking about other shit? Clearly, clearly, put up a picture of Tom Brady. He'll stop talking for five minutes.

He put him some five minutes. He put him some five. That motherfucker won a steamroll right through the conversation. I'm just saying clearly Kodak was a person who always wanted to be in the industry. Oh, exactly. He always knew he's a star. He's a star. He always knew he had a star quality.

He always knew he had star power. He wanted to be on Nickelodeon as a kid. That sounds perfectly normal to me. But I do, I think the gatekeeper thing is very interesting. And the reason I think the gatekeeper thing is very interesting because that's another thing I noticed when I was all over the internet. They called me a gatekeeper. And they say, everything I do is gatekeeping.

But I'm like, you can't be a gatekeeper when there's no more gates. You're actually... Why are you gatekeeping? Who are you gatekeeping? Exactly. I think you put so many people on.

You're at, but that's their point. They're like, I let the gates. Yo, y'all going to... If you want to look at who's gatekeeping, look at the people who nobody that's coming up from them is successful. But that's my point. That's gatekeeper.

All gatekeepers, so-called. gatekeepers are idiots because you're standing at a gate, right? Imagine, imagine this. This is the gate. If you're really trying to secure your place, where should the gate go? In front of you. In front and then where else? Behind you.

Behind you, on the side, all around you. You're standing at a gate that just has the front gate. Yeah, yeah. So if I want to creep in through the side, I come in through the side. If I want to come in through the back, I can come into the back. If I want to fucking skydive in, I can skydive in. There's no gates anymore. Yeah. All you have now is a bunch of people. Okay, yeah, let's...

I'll just give a low pushback. I think there is positive and negative gatekeepers. I think just the gatekeeper just means like, hey, you have a lot of power, influence, and you have the ability to put people in positions where they can possibly flourish or fail. I don't think that's gatekeeping. I just think that's throwing an assist. But, I mean, not everybody's able to throw in the city. Gatekeeping would mean that you stop people from succeeding. Yeah. I don't think... I think there are people who are geeky.

Yeah. Like, we can all think of people who are incredibly powerful, incredibly successful, and just nobody that's like on their team, nobody that's like with them tends to flourish. They're always kind of there, but you never see them come up and succeed, and you see very little to no effort in, with all their power in helping them succeed.

Maybe even behind the scenes effort in squashing their success, right? those people are the gatekeepers. You are some, I'm proof. You're someone who's like, yo, go, flourish, kill it. I want to help you. I want to promote you. I want to give you the opportunity. I want to give you eyeballs.

I want to put you on. And you've done it with so many different people. Jesus and Mero, like we can list 30, Joe Rogan, another one, which you can list 30 people, 50 people who have all made a million dollars because you put them on. That, you can never call you that. Ever. Yeah, I don't even look, I don't even look at it as, but there are those people out there.

But I don't even look at it as putting nobody on. I just, like, what you said earlier is true. You can't stop somebody from succeeding. Like, there's certain people that are just forces of nature. If it's, if it's God's will, you know, if they keep pushing, they're going to make it. So you can either assist that person, you know what I mean, or not assist that person. Either way, you're going to have to deal with that individual. But that's the thing.

So if you choose not to. assist when you have the ability to assist. That's my gatekeeper, though. But that's what people are labeling as gatekeeper. Because if they see you throwing an assist and you're like, wait, why am I not getting that assist being thrown at me? Oh, yeah. You know, it's not your job to put on everybody. It's your job to put on the people that you

admire. Maybe there's just not one gate. There's multiple gates, but it's not your job to put on everything. It's your job to put on the people that you admire, you love, and you believe in. That, I believe, is someone who's been doing a great job. that's the exact thing as gatekeeper. It's like, I'm choosing to put on these people and not choosing to put on these people.

No. No. It is. No. It's like, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. It's like a draft. It's more so like a draft, I would think. This is who I choose the draft. This is who you choose to.

That's not gay. I don't think that's gay. No, but to Charlotte's point, it's like the gate that Charlotte is holding you from is not a real thing. If Charlotte was the head executive at HBO and he was signing the scripted shows and decide to put on these people, that person is literally a gatekeeper. That's his job. There's a gate and who can have a scripted show at HBO,

and he decides who has it. Charle is in a position where he can put people on, but there's no gate. It's not like, it's like, you cannot be black and famous unless Charlemagne says. Exactly. Yeah, but the HBO exec is, HBO's not the only channel.

So that person is just being a gatekeeper at HBO. But Charlemagne is not saying. But Charlemagne is a gatekeeper at Black Effect. I know, man. Actually, hold on. He's a gatekeeper of Blackfite, but just being on Black Effect doesn't mean that you're going to pop. That's right. Some people pop on it.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You give somebody an assist whether they succeed or fail is not on you. But just people complain that. Why am I not getting the assist? I think that's what people are complaining. They're misusing the term. Yeah. I know.

They are. They are. The only place in the industry I see the gatekeeping Alex is talking about. Maybe the gatekeeper were all talking about that exists is exactly what you say in TV and film. Yep. TV and film is the still... Because there's a limited amount of slots and a limited amount of budget to go around.

That's right. That's right. And you have a bunch of culturally clueless people still in that industry who are not looking at creative and no way, shape, or form. Only thing they're trying to figure out how to do is to keep the goddamn lights on. And everything is by the book.

And they really... Trust me, there's networks right now that are telling you we're only working with these three people. So, if you want to do something, you need to hook up with one of these three people. Hilarious. You know what I mean?

Whether it's a head writer or a showrunner, whoever it is, it's usually the showrunner. But most networks, especially nowadays, are only fucking with three and four showrunners. And if you want to get something made, you want to get something done, you got to connect with one of those showrunners. That's top-level gatekeeper, if you ask.

And those people are getting paid to gatekeep. That is their job to be a gatekeeper. I just feel like the word is being misused to Charlotte, and there are probably people that are upset that they're not getting the same shine that others are from Charlotte, but that's not his fault. Okay, not saying that you do this,

but you have the power to do this. I-Heart Radio is probably the biggest radio company in America. You have the power to not get someone hired at Ireland. No, I'm not going to say that. Come on. I mean, it's like, it's a reference, right? Like if somebody comes to me and says,

hey, what do you think of such and such? based off my experience with them, work experience or what I've seen them do, I can make a reference. I'll be like, oh, I saw them do such as I don't know if that would be a good look.

You know what I mean? I don't think that's geeky. The answer, Charlemagne. Yes. Yes. So that's what I'm saying. So that would be an example of a gatekeeper. I don't think that's a gatekeeper.

But references matter, if I can push back. Yeah. Does he have that power? Yes. Would, whether or not he would use that power is a different thing.

Yes, and that's why I started with saying, I don't think he does that. I'm just saying that is a form because you have the ability to do that. But by the way, that's why somebody can give him that label. He has the ability to stop somebody from getting me. But references matter in any business, yo.

Of course. You know what I'm saying? That's why you should treat people kind and you should always be the person that when you finish any job, they should be like, oh, he was a pleasure to work with or she was a pleasure to work with because references matter. Yep.

You know what I mean? So if you get a bad reference, that might keep you from getting the position. That don't mean that person is cakey people. 100%. Not everybody has the ability. to stop someone from entering an entire industry. You can stop somebody from being hired at IHeart.

That's not true. That you can. Because that's just that I-Hart. They can go work for a radio. But what does this have to do with that? They can go work for radio. I'm just saying the, I'm just trying to give the reason why people would consider.

There's other radio companies they could work for. But then none are as big as I. Also, also, in order for it to be on Charlotte's radar, getting your first job at I-heart is not going to come on his, desk in the morning. Somebody working at the I heart in fucking Idaho and wants to do the afternoon drive, no one's going to be like,

Charlotte, is it okay if we hire this guy? Exactly. Like, it would have to be a huge person that was already so famous for it to even come on Charlotte's desk where they're like, hey, I know you've been beefing with this person, we're thinking of them, giving them a show, how would you feel about that?

True. Yeah. So the only people he could gatekeep are people that are, almost already at his level, they're already in the gate. You know what I'm saying? They're already, if you're even being considered

to have a show that is close to him, you've already made a career for yourself in the industry. I think both of y'all are saying things that are true. I think what we're ultimately saying is when it comes to gatekeeping,

there's so many gates, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? And by the way, you don't even have to go through the gate nowadays, like I say. You can go through the back. you can go through the side.

If this gate don't open for you, just go to the next place. And by the way, if you're doing what you're supposed to be doing and you're building up, you know, your catalog and you're working on your craft and you're curating your craft and you're curating your skill set,

eventually one of these motherfuckers gonna be like, hey, man, please come over here. Yeah. Please, I need you. I need you over here. I would say Drew is probably one of the biggest examples of that. Andrew. He was getting that first.

And then you just major. We were in here laughing at him. You went around the game? We would be in here laughing at Andrew when he would tell us the plight of the white man in Hollywood. There was a, for a minute, there was a plight. They're not hiring. Straight white man.

You would. I remember when Andrew said back to me with the utmost sincerity and emotion. And I laughed. Because they was making me gay all the time. They did. Look at you. Hold on.

Al. Why would they make me? Why would they make me gay? We don't talk about this enough. Andrew, clearly a straight white male. Clearly. Everybody always wants to talk about what they do to black men.

Put them in dresses, make them play gay roles. How many gay roles you play, Andrew? All the from me. It was gay or crackhead. I was gay or crackhead. And all my roles, bro, they may be a fucking drug addict.

It's not just a black thing, yo. Yeah. That's funny. That's right. That is something, Yo, we don't talk about that enough, yo. I'm serious, man. I heard a crazy story.

If I played any of the roles you play, you think they think I'm Illuminati now. Bro. The Johnny Carson shit? Bro. You had your fucking pants around your ankles. And who knows what was happening? Hands on your knees, ass and the ass and a lot of shit.

What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Bro, come on. Stop, man. You can know you can't say that stuff. It's without me. clapping with my feet.

You know what I mean? Oh man, let's make some... The things people will do for roles, bro. Listen, man. Clear that. You know, the things people will do for rolls, bro. You know what I mean? That's not crazy.

You see what they try to... They try to masculate the white man, bro. Do you know what I mean? They try to put the black men in dresses, but they just make us gay. They just make us gay. At least it's a joke for y'all. We all here taking dick.

You know what I mean? That was an episode on girls. Is there ever a role you wouldn't do? Because you're like, y'all, this is a little bit. I don't know. Can I ask you all questions? No, no, no, no. Can you go to...

Real quick, real quick. Can I ask you a question? You know, in Forrest Gump, bro? Would you play Bubba? Yeah, I'd be Bubble. You would? Yeah. What Bubba do wrong?

Ain't that little... It's a period piece, though. Black people wasn't like that at a time in history? Boris Gump. Boris Gump. What are we talking? What are we talking about? So there was a time in history where a guy ran all around the goddamn world.

Yes. And helped every, Fars Gump literally was a, it's like science fiction almost. Like, every day, there was so many unique characters. It was about that shit.

Brose Gump, come on. You talk about little brain people. I mean, he was your name. He was shit, Bras Gump was inventing shit. You know what I mean?

Just by accident. But you would play that role right now? Bubble? Like, Akos, for example, Akos, for example, he doesn't do,

he won't go after, like, roles where the Indian stereotypes are too crazy, and he thinks it, like, paints them poorly. I don't think Bubba Gump was stereotypical, though, other than, like, you might say the lips. You can stick your bottom lip down. Come on.

The lip, he's slow, not smart. Who's slowing in Farras Gump? No, I mean, like, popcorn trip, fried trip, saute trip. The movie was special Olympic productions, bro. Like, what do we talk about? Like, they were, like, Faris Gump was, I thought that was the point of the movie.

But there are people fighting for that role. Like, I don't know. That's a little bit like, oh, man, I'm, I'm a price for that one. Like that. That's one that comes on a desk and you go, all right, Tom Hanks is in this shit. Maybe I'll do it, but to be like, nah, I need to be the shrimp. Hey, listen, if you're a, if you're a Hollywood guy and you read this script, I don't see how you would not want to be a part of this.

Straight up. If you're a black dude, ain't there a little party? You'd be like, I don't know if I like the way that black people are being. Persona 5 right here. Because I know there are people who like, as a black man, I can't wear a dress in a movie because they're trying to emasculate the black man. And that's the whole point of it.

But you know what I mean? Like, you also look at that role and be like, are they trying to make black people look like we're dumb and we only know about that. But the fact that the lead role is the same type of character. Farras Gump is the same kind of character. He's slow. He's legit slow.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's like they found each other. Yeah. Like, like, hens in spirits. I really thought that. So, so could, as a black man, could you wear a dress? Could you wear a dress as a black man if the white man in the movie is also wearing a dress?

I'll take it a step further. I don't even know when that became a thing because growing up in the 90s, all of those guys wore dresses and dressed like women. Martin Lawrence, Jamie, and they were just funny. Like, Sheney was just funny. Wanda was just funny. Like, all that she was just funny. The men on film when David Allen Grand, Damon Wayne used to play the gay guy, that shit was just funny. Like, I never even looked and thought, oh, they're emasculating black men.

I never, ever thought that, ever. And then along comes Tyler Perry, who really blows all of that whole narrative out the water, because he's the owner. He's the owner. He's doing it. It's doing it. It's his thing, and he's making millions and millions of dollars. He's choosing to play this character. Why can't I play a character?

It's almost like whoever said that probably, like, went out for one of those roles, put the lipstick on, the dress and everything, and then didn't get it. You know what I mean? And then I was tight about it, right? I can guarantee it is way, if it was so easy to make it in Hollywood and all you had to do with put on a dress and some lipstick, it would be. That's what I'm saying. Come on, man. And like, yo, we clown a Tyler Perry, but nobody ever said that about Robin Williams. God bless the dead.

Mr. Delfire was one of the most phenomenal roles. Scottish. Ever. Big thick. Imagine tucking that. Imagine tucking that. That's why you had to wear the long dress. Long dress.

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let's get back to the show show it you got some church announcements yes what you got what you got yes thor announcement man um thank you so much bro uh you pee brains out in europe fucking sold out tour, man. It was unbelievable. No, we do still have... They're going to throw peas at you when you get there, bro. Don't give them no ideas, though. We do know, we do still have a few tickets left for the Dublin show, but

Glasgow, Manchester, London, and Amsterdam all sold out, man. Thank you guys so much, man. It really means a lot. I'm stoked to bring this tour out there. It's been too, too long since we've done the dance, and I'm very much looking forward to it. So

that's going to be awesome. Thank you guys so much. Um, congrats on that. I just want to tell people, uh, make sure you go out there and pre-order Invisible Generals. That is the next release off my book in print Black Frileglish Publishing by my man Doug Melville. It's the amazing true story of America's first black generals, uh, Benjamin O. Davis, Sr. and Jr., a father and son who helped integrate the American military. No, man. Well, why is it called? What are you talking about? Who said anything about trans?

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And speaking of trans, that shit sounds cool. First of all, speaking of trans, congrats to Alex. He's engaged. Let's go! Congrats, Alex. You're trans-married. Oh, trans-married. Transmarried.

You are transmarried. Okay. Whenever you get down on your knees and propose to a woman and you say, will you marry me? That means that you and her have been transmarried for a while. That is true. You know what I mean? Y'all have at least been identifying as being married. Facts.

So now y'all are getting married. You are fucking about to be married, bro. You know when you're going to do the wedding? No, not yet. No fucking clue. Don't be one of them. Yes, he's going to be one of them. Don't be one of them.

I think you got to do it in a year. year, bro. Don't put pressure on me. Come up, we'll figure it out. You put pressure on you about proposing. Yeah, I know, but just don't add a ton. I think within the year you have to do it. You got to get married within a year. Fuck yeah. You push if you don't. I'm not. You just really want to do it.

No, you've got to get married within the year. And where are you going to do it? Probably Spain. What she's wrong. Ooh! And what part of Spain? Bartolano. Nah, not.

What you mean? Nah. I like that. I know, right? I like that. What you mean? I like that. I got to do it in New York, bro.

I like that. He's not even from New York. He's from Far Rock, bro. That is New York, man. What? That's New York. Oh.

Yeah, you got to do it in Fart Rock. No. Why is it fart rock? I thought it was Far Rock. Far Rock. I'm about to say. What's the fuck? Fart Rock is when you pass a kidney stone.

Yes, that's the fuck. You got to do it in New York, man. Why? Because you're from here. You got to meet in a mess. middle somewhere. Not the Bronx. Go to Spain.

Spain. Go to the Bronx. You know what I'm saying? That's a good ass. That's a good ass. Come on, man. But also we should go to Spain. Spain will be fun.

Yeah. We live. Also, where's the bachelor party? It would be TBD? I mean, dude, the batch, the batch party. I didn't have a bachelor party. They what? I didn't have a bachelor party.

It's because you've been married for fucking 37 years. Yeah, I didn't feel like I deserved one. You didn't. Your life was a bachelor party. You have to practice some other shit. You're the longest bachelor party in history. There's never too late. You can have one.

No, I'm cool. I'm good on that. I definitely don't want that now. No, you need a nice old bachelor party. You're like a grown man bachelor party. No. Like a nice dinner. I did that last week on vacation.

Tell us how did the engagement go. What did you do? Oh, it's cool. We went to Cabo and I proposed on a yacht. Ooh. Did you ask her pops first? Did you ask her pops first? No.

What? That's what I'm talking about. Good. Yes. Yes. You still got to do that for real? Yes. No, no, no.

Ask. You asked your pop. You asked her. I didn't ask. Get the fuck out. I didn't ask. And it was kind of an issue. It should be.

Why? Respect. Shit. What? Well, he speaks Spanish. I was saying that my dad didn't do it either. He didn't ask my mom's. And it worked out.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but it's something of respect. And that's respect. You got, you got to ask pops. Listen, I, what. Is it too. You could ask for the blessing. I'm not asking permission.

Because if you say, no. But that's what you say. I got you a blessing to marry your daughter. It's disrespect. Honestly, no. Oh, my God. You're out of your mind. Y'all are out of your mind.

Yes, man. I mean, he speaks Spanish, so I'll be like, ah, you know, language very. I think. I just saw somebody. You the fuck I just got mad about that. I just saw a father get mad about that shit, though. Was it on a TV show? Somebody got mad because they didn't get, they, they, but it's, it's not about you.

It's like a stupid thing to be upset about it. I don't know what that tradition came from, but I get it. It's reached. I would, I would, I would do that. You want your daughters. You want your daughters. want your daughter's... You asked your wife.

Are you? I asked my dad. My wife's day. Oh, yeah. If your daughter's boyfriend or whatever didn't do that, you wouldn't like him no more? Absolutely not. Disrespectful little fuck?

You know what I'm saying? Don't ask me, don't ask me. Don't ask me. In 20 years, rewind this. Whoever wants to marry one of my daughters, you better fucking ask me, God damn. Why? Because is this a respect.

Like, yes, man. I've then showed you respect. That's not the point. I showed you enough respect on the way. Andrew, you must be. Yeah, but I might. I might not want to let you in the gate, bro. I might like you outside the gate.

But now you're asking to really come in, yo? You want to come in, come in? No. This is a contentious issue. I don't know. My feeling is just like whether you say yes or no, I'm still going to do it. Oh, great. Now I feel bad about it.

Don't feel bad, bro. No, you do what you got to do. It's traditional, I think, in the, what are you saying in the black community? And you blamed it on the language barrier? I mean, there is one. She might also, he might be saying. You might be cursing her out right now. You bring niggins family?

What Spanish? There is a word. N-E-G-R-A-T-A. N-G-R-A-T-A. N-E-G-R-A-T-A. Neger-R-A? No. Nigret?

R-A-T-A. R-A-T-R-A. Negrata? N-G-R-A. Negratta? That's all I never heard. Nigrada. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah, you should have asked for a pop to me. I will. In like Spain and. Too late. You already out. You already did it. Whatever.

This is a time different. Even if you have a good rapport, still like, is this. Yeah, I met him a few times. So, yeah,

we can do that. Well, I'm happy for you, man. Thank you. Don't take it to no Usher concert, though. Bro.

What is the, what are we thinking with that? First of all, shout out to Usher, the man. I think Usher's a fucking. minutes. But he is a menace.

He's a fucking minute. This man literally said, don't leave your girl around me. True player for real. He's told y'all this over and over and over. What do you say? The next line? Ask. Ask my niggerat. Nigerat.

Listen, this guy usher, man. First of all, let's get profit and profits to do. I come. Icon. Walking Memorial. Living, legend. Whatever.

Top tier there is of artists. Usher is on it. He is not a one. He's not a two. He is just, he's not even ranked anymore. He's an usher. Like, seriously, I'm not even joking when I say that. There's few people that get to that upper echelon in entertainment, in music, where they're just usher.

That one name, boom, like how is this. There's Oprah. Yep. There's Usher. You know what I mean? Like, he's one of them. I'm going to fuck what y'all say. Amen.

But he's a fucking minn't. You know? Yeah. This man gets out on that stage. And he goes on Seekson and Destroy Mission. He really does. He really does. He could easily say where all my single ladies at.

But he don't care. He don't care. He don't want them. No. He want the ones that's taking. Come on, man. Come on, man. Go listen to the words of Superstar, yo.

On Superstar, he's saying how he's the superstar and you my groupie tonight and everything else. That's exactly what the first. That's exactly what the fuck he's doing. He goes out there and he sees who can fall for it. Yo, sweetie didn't fall for it. She don't know the words. She kept her shade. She don't know the words.

Don't look that motherfucking eyes. Oh, it's like Medusa. Kept goddamn right. It's Medusa. Kept her fucking shades on. Turn your clit to stone. That's right. You see her? She got her shades on.

And she got her eyes closed. You just know what she got her eyes closed. She got her shades on. She's not looking at Usher's eyes. That's why she didn't fall for that shit. Usher don't want to know why it's not working right now. But this is the reason why. You know who else?

Fucking Winnie Harlow. She jumped in her boyfriend's lap. She knew. She knew immediately. She knew. Jump in your motherfucking boyfriend's lap. Keep that goddamn manna. Name Usher Raymond away, man.

I'm going to see Usher in Vegas. Oh, you got it. I'm going to see her. You just got to be a part of the show. You have to. Everybody wants to say, oh, you know, Kiki and Usher, they both entertainers. I'm an entertainer too, goddamn. Me too.

You come over there, Saranated mom. woman, you're going to be saddenating the both of us, God damn. Both of them. You know what I mean? What does that mean? What are you going to do? You're going to stand up? My wife going to grab his left hand.

I'm going to grab his wife. And he's going to be singing my boo to both of us. There goes my baby. So as he put the mic in my white face, this is me. 7 o'clock. On the dot, I'm in my drop, top. He's in the street. Hey.

I got a real, real, pretty little boy. That's right. I really hope he doesn't. I'm telling you right now. You serenaded to both of us both of us. I'm gonna do just like this.

It's all B U.S. H-E-R-A-A. Y-M-O-N-T. Okay? See, that's how you got to handle God damn ursha. Really? That's really.

You would do that? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be honest with you. And I, you know what I don't like to? I don't like how they tell men to show emotion, right? They tell men to fill our fields. Every time, all our therapists and everybody

tell us to fill our field. Soon as Kiki Pahoma, a baby daddy show some emotion everybody call him a punk this is because it was on social movie and it shouldn't have been on shows of me none of it should have been on social media he didn't like the outfit she was wearing I don't even think it was about the outfit I think was about her being so excited to see us

and it was also it was in a public form public form and everybody's they both publicly embarrassed each other you know what I'm saying she publicly embarrassed him he publicly embarrassed her he matched her energy they none of that should have happened Kiki is a kid right No she's 30 something

what does that have to do it anyway You say she's a, oh, you said she has a kid? Yeah. Oh, he said she is a kid. Oh, no, no, no, she has a kid. I feel like as a woman, once you have a child, you should be able to wear whatever you want. I don't care about the outfit.

Yeah. Like, the outfit never bothered me. It was like, the only thing I saw that could have been an issue. What I'm not even going to say could be an issue. I just understand how the man felt. Yeah. It don't matter if you're usher Raymond or the usher at the church. Nobody wants to see their fine-ass baby mama

lusted over another guy. Yeah, going to agree. And, by the way, I'm not even going to say this was, she was lusty. It just looks lusty. You know what I mean? Nobody wants to, nobody wants to see that. And that don't make you insecure.

Yeah, why aren't you there, bro? I'm at home with the baby! You can't let your wife go to Usher by her so much. I'm at home with the baby. The baby's got to be home alone that night. We're taking the baby. We're taking the babies. And by the way...

We probably already know each other and stuff like that. That's the problem, Taylor. If I'm that baby daddy at home, that's what I'm thinking. Like, God damn. Usher can probably get with my baby. You know what I'm saying? Usher will sing you out your paintings. Yo, Yo,

Taylor, relax. Is this going to mess things up for Usher? Look at you just dazed at the screen. I love Usher. I love Usher. I'm definitely, like, is it going to mess what up for Usher? Like, are boyfriends and husbands not going to want the girl groups to go to this usher concert?

And that's going to make them go even more. Ain't nothing stopping that shit. That's going to make them want to go. The show's too fire. Usher is that fire. Yeah, this is a really good show. I'm going, you see it, Taylor? I just been to his shows before.

It's so funny. I've seen Usher perform twice this year and didn't even realize. I saw him at the Roots picnic. And then I saw him at the living black thing for Iheart. I didn't even know he only did a couple of songs. But I'm going to the residency. And I was going to the residency before this. I'm just telling y'all how to prepare yourselves for all of y'all going to Usher residency.

Y'all got to get in on the show too. You know what I mean? Like when he come to Saratneed is your girl. I want that too. I want the little bottle certificate. You want to foot me too. I don't know what I'm getting. No, let's go.

I'm getting that one. Yo, should we just tell our wives to stay home and just me and you go? Now that's it. Now you're about to be in trouble. Oh, yes, you are. Minchin start going there. We want to be serinated too. We've been fans for a long fucking time.

We need to get sung to it. Come over here and sing nice and slow. Yo, that would be the ultimate punk. If one of us shows, no women are there. Ooh. You ain't got a rush. How do we make this happen? We got to do it.

We gotta do it. A men's only us show. A men's only us's show. And he doesn't know it. He doesn't know it. If I, if I halfway into that fucking show, ain't nobody getting serenaded. Oh, who.

We started to capital. We start raising hell. We start raising the hell. I want the same show, Usher. He's going to just bring his dancers out, though. No, y'all. I want the same show. Same show.

If only men here, bring that ass in the crowd. Same to us. What D.C. say, bring that ass here, boy. Same to us. Same to us. I want it. And I want lovers and friends.

We take a request. We take a request. Tell me, yuggin. But then you saw people were like getting on him though. Getting on who? Because, you know, he videotapes Kiki. There's one post of her, like, kind of half naked, but pregnant, whatever. But, and then this when she's shaking her ass here, too.

Like, so they were trying to make it seem like, so how are you mad at us shit versus I don't get it. What do you mean? Who takes Kiki? Her boyfriend. They're getting at Kiki's boyfriend because he is posted her body. Right.

But that's her boyfriend. I told you all already. It's not about, listen, man, we're human being. Stop saying people are insecure because they have feelings. Nobody wants to see their beautiful

baby mother dancing all over another man. Would it be insecure if your man, if your man? No, I feel like you're saying Secure doesn't have to be a negative thing though. Like it just happens. I don't even know if it's insecurity just as much as it is like,

yo, why are you doing this? Why you disrespected me in this way? You wouldn't want to see no woman grinding all over your man. No, of course not. That's my point. I'm saying, though, I want to call it that not being insecure. Like, it is what it is?

Even if it is insecure, so the fuck what? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Why would not be insecure? I'd be insecure. Yep. I'd be very insecure for God. as dangerous as Usher was singing to my girl.

It don't even have to be Usher. The fact that it doesn't make it worse. It makes it bad. It makes the insecurity skyrocket. But that can be the Usher at the Church. What the fuck is your thing? Here's the thing. Your girl's vagina is wet.

And I know that for a fact because my vagina is wet. So that's why we're so insecure. The guy is an assassin. He's a menace, man. Why he got to be a menace? He's a menace. He's a menace. Did you see the video of Usher on stage with Nikki Minaj?

And he put his head on her ass and he was just doing this shit. Oh, no. Oh, my God. This guy needs to be stopped. This guy needs to be stopped. Google Usher and Nikki Minaj, man. Hold on. salute to Jamie Fox, too, man.

The internet's trying to tell me that's not Jamie Foxx. Oh, Jamie's back. I think he's. Or are they trying to say he's, that's not him. They're telling me it's this clone and it's this stunt double and all that stupid internet shit. people say, I respect Jamie Fox because Jamie Fox didn't let nobody in his business. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's not, we don't need to know what Jamie Fox. But was that, Jamie? We just want to know if he's okay. I think that's really what it comes down. Well, we know now. We see him out and about. But that was Jamie.

I mean, I've seen more videos since then. I saw him on a boat. I saw him playing Top Golf. I saw him jump out of a car to help somebody with their bag and somebody had dropped their bag. He gave somebody, I guess somebody had dropped their bag and he picked it up and they caught up

with the person and he was calling her name gave her the bag. So, you know, I think what Jamie's doing right now is super dope. I'll tell you why. We live in this world where everybody want to make announcements and press releases and all this other fucking stupid shit. You know what I mean? I'm showing y'all I'm okay.

Zoom in. I don't know if that's Jamie, yo. That's not supposed to be, Jamie. That's not a joke. That's a joke. They said new Jamie Foxx pool. Salute to Usher, though, man. All right, guys, we'll take a break for a second,

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I thought people, there's just a good comment. It makes sense. But what were you about what were you about? Oh, I was going to actually want to talk about, um, Drake. Have y'all seen Drake's new show yet, the concert? No, I haven't seen it. Fantastic. Yeah, it's interesting, right?

The promo that's coming out of it is just fantastic. It is. It's a buzz, like, it's just. And, and I'm going to say, I got to preface it with this, because people, anytime I have an opinion. about Drake people think I'm hating. Drake is one of the best ever do it. We know this. He's one of the, not even just best rappers.

He's one of the best great, he's one of the greatest musical artists of all time. Yeah. Full stop, right? But even when I gave him props in what I said about Cardi, people said I was shading Drake. How the fuck am I shading Drake?

Like, whatever. I said Drake, Cardi did put female hip hop with Jay Z and Drake have done. Gotcha. You know? Whatever. But I said Jay makes the artist bigger. I feel like Drake made

songs bigger. You know what I mean? That's my opinion, but then people started saying things like, well, what about the Migos and Little Baby? I already knew Migos and Little Baby before Drake. You know what I mean? Maybe he did probably introduce him to a wider audience, maybe, but I think

a lot of those songs go regardless. Right. You know, there's certain songs that without Drake's help, they weren't going. Right. I don't think McCone and Tuesday was going without Drake. You know what I mean? I don't know how big Blockboy J.B. would have gotten that song would have gotten without Drake. I don't know.

Right. You know, that's just my personal opinion. But what I was going to say about Drake, Drake is dropping a new album. I think it's called For My Dogs or For All the Dogs or something like that. And he's saying he's going back to the old him. I want to tell everybody out there who says things like that,

it's impossible. You cannot go back to the old you. The old you is gone. You've done that already. The old you is what puts you in the position to be this new you. And Drake also said something very interesting. Drake said he's not like these other artists who spend three to five years putting out, who wait three to five years to put out music.

What I think is super impressive is the fact Drake has had such a long run in hip hop. He's had such a long run in music that he doesn't take no breaks. And people for whatever reason do not have Drake fatigue. You know what I mean? Like they still anticipate Drake music. They still anticipate Drake projects. And even though people may have mixed reactions to like, you know, the club album you put out, what was it, honestly, never mind.

Or, you know, even with the 21 album, people might have mixed reviews about that. I like the fact that he constantly pushes himself musically. You know, there's moments where I'd be like, damn, why don't he take a break? But then there's also a moment where I'm like, well, why should he? Yeah. Like, we've never seen someone. somebody this, put out this much content, right, when it comes to music and dominate this long.

Only the new Drake can do that. It's like LeBron in this 21st year. I don't want to see LeBron. LeBron couldn't go back to being the guy he was his fifth year or six year in the league. His body just won't allow him to. But the fact he's been in the league 21 years, almost 40 years old and still finds ways to dominate,

that's interesting to me. So I want to tell Drake, there's no need to go. We don't need the old Drake. Because the old Drake isn't going to be real. The old Drake isn't going to be authentic. The old Drake is going to be who you think people want you to be. Interesting. Don't do that.

Interesting. Like where you are now, I want to see you continue to go from where you are now and continue to go for as long as you can. I don't want to see you go back. Yeah. And that's not just for Drake. That's for anybody who people say things like, we want the old such and stuff.

You want the old. You can never be that version of yourself ever again without being fake. Interesting. When people say that about me, I could never be the old me without being fake. You know what I mean? Like nobody, you can't, you cannot go back to being who you were. It's over. I get why you say that because you're only giving the option to let down fans

because my interpretation of the old Drake is he's putting out the music that sounded more like so far gone. but you were talking about he's going to be like that person that he used to be. So it's like maybe I'm expecting music. You're expecting his like persona and one of us are going to be let down. I'm just speaking strictly by music. But guess what? Here's another reason you can never go back to that time. Because you'll never please the fans with that because the fans can't go back to that time.

What were you doing with so far gone without Alex? How old were you? College. College. Think about the beauty of college. I know. But I can only imagine. You know what I'm saying?

I can only imagine. The beauty of college, the things you were doing, the new experiences you were having. You were coming of age. And he was coming of age with you with this music. That music was the soundtrack to your life then. You can't even go back to your college mindset. And if you are still in your college mindset, something wrong. You know what I mean?

So Drake, I promise you, he's going to put the music out and people are going to like it. But then everybody going to be like, oh, man, what is this shit, man? Why he's still rapping about this shit? Why he don't grow up? Why he don't do this? Don't set yourself up. People are going to have an opinion about you regardless. Interesting.

Whether you're the old Drake, the new Drake, people are going to have an opinion. I would rather just, I'd rather you continue to be grown, rich, super successful, longest running success that we've ever seen in the genre. Take me from there to where I want to be wherever you are now, take me there. I just interpreted it as I'm back to rap. Like I, I, I, I, I, what did this stop rapping? Old Drake wasn't all rap. That's right.

Drake was singing. When I first got introduced to Drake when Sasha Del Balli and all of them was telling me I need to be listening to So Far Gone. Yeah. You know what I mean? He was doing the same thing he's doing that. This was 2010, 2009, 2010. You mentioned that he said something about like, you don't understand, rap because I leave three or four years, blah, blah. They're saying that I was a district, right?

And he used to like that Kendrick don't be coming out constantly how Drake does. So what's the... I don't have a problem with it. Kendrick doesn't either. Everybody's method is different. Kendrick takes three to five years to create bodies of work that stand the tested time. Drake don't take that long. You know what I mean?

Jay-Z used to drop every year. Some people can just create faster. That's right. People create slower. This is what it is. You have to respect your process. I'm not against either process. As long as the outcome is good. If you can create greatness every year, then fucking do it. Some people take three to five years to create greatness. Yeah. Are you going

to the show or have you been to the show? No. I only went to what Drake show. I want to go once in my life because he invited me. But I don't have interest. Really? No interest. His shows are great. When I went to the, I went to the, I forgot what the toll was called it.

It was him in the future. And I've never seen a more diverse audience ever in my life. Ever. I'm talking about black, white, Indian, Asian, Jewish. I've never seen more men, women. I've never seen young, old. I've never seen a more diverse crowd in my life. And when you go see his show, you realize why having a catalog like that can get you that kind of crowd.

You know, because there's people losing it to shit like, just hold on, I'm going home. But then there's people losing it to know yourself. You know what I'm saying? Same with Kendrake with Kendrake. What you mean? He has a diverse crowd too. He does, but Kendrick don't have the diversity of music that Drake has. Oh, yeah.

Let's do some asking idiots. Let's do some asking idiots. Oh, my gosh. First question in asking idiots, Jeffrey knows. If you can go back in reliving age from your preteens or tweens for 24 hours, if you can go back and reliving age from your preteens or teens for 24 hours, what age? None of them. I have no desire to go back.

Zero. Miltch, not a. I am having more fun now than I ever had in my life. I don't even fucking what y'all. I saw you in a goddamn helicopter sailing to Amalfi Coast. That was fire. He shows would have loved that. That was smart.

All right. I don't give a fuck. You know, getting older's dope. It's you're rich. No, it really is, dude. Getting older can be so cool, man. And there's tons of ways to, like, party. That's one of the thing that I loved about getting older is that old people who got money found out how to party.

And there's age-appropriate parties for us. And they're way better. I just want to let you know. And it's great. Because being the old person at the young club is whack. It does not feel good. Corny. It's corny.

Corn ball. But there is so much. Corn and niggorati. Whatever the fuck they say. Whatever the fuck. Whatever the fuck it is. Whatever the fuck. Anyway.

Yeah, I agree. I was on vacation last week. We were going to Anguilla. And it's always interred. I take my whole family, like everybody. Are you going to buy a villa down there or something? At some point, definitely. I have to.

There's no place on earth that I have more peace of mind and anger. Like it's unbelievable. Like I don't even When I'm there, I don't even believe I ain't who I am.

Really? I have no, like when I say it's so, I have no anxiety, no nothing, I guess it's unbelievable. But, you know, my in-laws come,

my mom comes, like all our friends, everybody comes, right? Like all my wife's college friends, everybody, right? And so it's interesting when the kids go to sleep because then the adults

go find things to do. You know what I'm saying? And then that's when we go out, Like our little lounges and clubs and stuff like that. And it's just like, this is what the adults did when we was young. Yes. They waited for us to go to sleep and they went to grandparents and the babies didn't for us to go do this.

Let me tell you something. Throughout history, the people with money tend to be older because it takes time to get money. And the people with money throw the best parties because they have the money to throw the parties. So the parties get more fun the older you get. And they're better the older you get. Yeah.

I also think that when you're young the shit is fun because ignorance is bliss. You know what I'm saying? So when you don't know nothing, when you don't know shit, when you've never really experienced anything, everything is so exciting and you're so just happy to be there.

You go to senior frogs for spring break. This is the craziest thing ever, just like a shitty fucking bar in like Tijuana. Oh. Yeah, no, no, no. There's levels. There's no age I would want to go back

and relive for 24 hours. Actually, you can reverse that question. You know, I wouldn't mind taking a peek at the future. You know what I'm saying? Let me see what 77 look like, you know. All right, would you rather be rich and have a little dick?

This is from O.D3 underscore 16. Would you rather be rich and have a little dick or poor with a huge dick? Choose one. Ooh. Do you mean in the middle? No, that's why it's a hypothetical. I'd be like, no.

Middle class with a middle class cop. No, no. Are you married on? Rich with a little dick wouldn't be fun, bro. Rich with a little. little dick. No, rich wouldn't be fun. See, I can be poor with a huge deal because I can, I'm a fine.

He's just a money. No, you're poor. Huh, you're just poor. No, they didn't say I can't come up. Stop trying to work yourself out of this, bro. Hey, just, just, hey, Charlie, Sean. Just say the answer we all already know. He didn't say.

With a little dick. Just say the answer we all. No, I wouldn't want to be rich with a little dick. Nobody's choosing poor with a big dick. Nobody. I can get in the porn. And still be poor. You got to be poor.

Rich with a little dick. This isn't fair. Y'all are already rich, so you all already are number one. No, we don't have little dicks. We don't have little dicks. Y'all don't have little dicks. Taylor is the best. We have little dicks on a Taylor scale.

Taylor's dick scale? Yeah, everybody has a little dick. No, I'm just saying how y'all is talking about dicks. Like, y'all make it seem like y'all just little. They do be big. You would roll like, yeah. I take 24 inches now. Like, sorry.

God damn, yo. I don't like me if she takes shots. Right? Because if we start shooting, then, you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, that is fucked up. You know what I mean? It's fucked up.

Maybe all dicks look little with nothing. Next to you. Whoa. Whoa. What? You finish the sentence, you're crazy for that, bro. Yo, you're crazy for this.

This girl's crazy. This girl's crazy. I'm just saying, though, y'all. You're breaking the treaty. You're breaking the treaty. You're breaking the treaty. You are breaking a treaty. You're breaking the treaty.

treaty, yo. You signed a treaty. You did. You know what to act. You can't take a treaty, bro. But I'm not thinking, but you still shut. You still send in, you still shooting. That's crazy. You still sending troops in. You're fucked up. I'm not.

Because you love war. Troops in. You love war. You know what I'm saying? Scroll down. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop, but I make a huge mistake. Now, Annabelle says, Annabelle says, would you, this is a crazy question.

And it's disrespectful. Would you be a transgender for a full week? You know why this is disrespectful, Annabel? But you don't know what I identify as now. Oh, oh, well. You have no fucking idea. Oh, well. That is so fucked up.

You don't ask people what their gender identity is, Annabelle. Would you be a transgender for a full week? How do you know what I identify is? Well, if you are that, then, yeah, you would. and if you're not, then you can answer the question. I don't even know what that means to be a transgender. Yes, you do. No, I don't.

What I mean? What are you now? What would I be able to identify as a woman for a week? Yes. Been there, done that. Got him. Wait to that usher show. When that usher show come on, you're going to see.

You're going to see immediately when that usher show up. Look at that. Okay. All right. Next. Oh, this is a great one. Brian Cooper underscore says, Shokes.

what's the key to wiping when you have the runs honestly I told the boys it was so painful I had to have a cold compress I took a towel from the bathroom in a hotel and I put cold water on it and then I'll just dab my ass with it just to keep my ass cold that's a real

I just want to dab that dab dab my ass with the back of my ass that is crazy it was that bad it was bro it's most pan of raw You wiped the you was raw. No, it was the bile coming out of my ass because it wasn't being absorbed by my small intestines

because they were so inflamed. Damn. So I was just shitting acid. Is it alert? Bootyhole pink. It was just acid coming out of me. It was very difficult to handle. Keep scrolling, tell her, let's answer.

Come on a couple more and get the frock out of hell. I had diarrhea on the plane. It was so bad that the stewardess made a pot of coffee and poured it down the toilet to get rid of the smell. Shut up! You're going to do it. You're going to do it, do it, Taylor, y'all.

You're going to do it, do it, man. You know what? Oh, that was good. Listen, that is crazy. Did you get it? I think people that do that in the plane should be arrested, you know. I really do.

You think I wanted to do it? I'm not going to lie. She just... Did I miss the joke? Like, you're trying to move on. This is brilliant. Look at her face. I didn't say nothing.

Look down like this. She went, Ha ha ha ha. If you fart on the plane, if you fart on the plane, you should be arrested, if you fart on the plane, you should be arrested.

I think that should be a federal... I didn't want to, bro. Fart on the plane? Did the totally actually flush? Bro, it was a mountain coming out of it, bro. It went down, filled the space, down in the hole,

and started to come out through the hole. There was so much to move. Oh, my God. It was a clear black. Wait, let me have no problem. Andrew, you ate in, this is, you've had diarrhea all the time you go out. I had like five days worth of diarrhea. What do you eat?

Italian, French, and Turkish food. I don't know. Maybe I got a bug. Maybe it's me because it happened to me when I was in Columbia. It happened to me at St. Bart's every time I leave the country. She had to melt this shit. He's a melted, though. That is insane.

I mean, I try to flush it, but also she melted away to smell and everything like that put a whole fresh pot of coffee. She goes, you tell her? Did you like, yo. I came out because it was knocking because the pilots needed to use the bathroom and they can't go unless there was one bathroom next to where the pilots are. But the pilots can't even come out of the cockpit until I'm done. Yo, show just bowels going to call the fucking. Terror attack.

Terror attack. What the fuck, yo? Yeah. She put a whole pot in the toilet, a whole pot, fresh pot. That's actually, I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed. I wasn't impressed. I was interested in this one, Taylor. What?

I don't know what the fuck. What? What do you think would do better in the box office? Barbie or Openheimer? I don't even know. You know the great movie I saw watching on a speaking of plane rides? A man from Otto. First of all, we all know Tom.

Oh, shout out, Tom. Tom is all right. We know he's the goat. We know this already, right? That movie is so fucking good, yo. It's really good. Oh, my God. Thoughtful?

Oh, my. Don't make me. You cry? You cry? Yeah, I was on the platter to put my covers on. What the fuck? That was a daytime flight, too. I'm like, man, what the fuck is happening right now, yo?

That shit was so fucking good. And Tom Hanks is such a good actor. Damn, this is the movie been out, right? When he dies. Oh, God. Come on, man. The way they find him, I'm like, yo, he had to Google when people die of heart attacks

and how they could possibly fall. The way he was laid out, He wasn't just, like, laid out. Like, he was like, you got to watch it. It's the greatest actor of all time. He might be, bro. Might. Who's better than Tom Hanks?

Leonardo Taffia. No. Bubba from Forrest Gunk? No. Leo can't fuck her. No, Leo's not fucking. Yeah. No, Leo can't fuck with Tom Hanks.

No. Maybe he probably got more holes in time, but not. Not when it comes to acting. Definitely got more hoax. Yeah. Inter. All right. Last question.

This is a great question to end with. Zand says what singer would you be okay with singing to your woman? Easy. Easy. Push a T. What? You don't think. No, no.

Eric Badu is a Jill Scott. No, he didn't put a gender on it. No, you can't change the question. You can't fucking switch his question. He said, what singer would you be okay with? Let's do what male. Let's do what male. Erica Badu sang happy birthday to my wife.

I had no problem with it. You was there. I know, but. You know what they're talking about. Ricky, Puerto Rican. Ricky Martin. Little Nazek. Little Nazek.

Gay, it's got to be a gay. By the way, I don't mind any of you singers singing to my woman. Not me. Because it's not about the singer singing to your woman. That's what an R&B singer is supposed to do. It's how my woman reacts. That's what's going to always call the issue. They're going to react.

Maybe not. You might react like Suiti and just be like baby every now and then when he put the mic in your face. Or you might be like, when he hollowing, jump in your man. man's lap, you know what I mean? But she was so horny, she tried to have sex with her man. Immediately. Like, that's, that's what Usher does.

That's the effect that he has on you. She got so horny just from him approaching. She was like, where's the dick? I need to go on it. Like, I'm telling you, this guy's built different. Usher's built different, bro. She showed the right one. She was the right one.

What about how Beyonce was was looking at him smiling? He didn't care about that. I mean, we would hope that our women wouldn't. Yeah, it's like, but God, Damn, Usher is different. A different beast. Flew to the Usher. As always, if you listen to this podcast,

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