The Brilliant Idiots - Lamb On Read

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

This episode Charlamagne, Andrew Schulz and Wax are back, with their brilliant and definitely idiotic thoughts on this weeks trending topics. But first, it was a must to discuss our Schulzy tying the knot with his new wife and having the BARZ when it came to his vows. Next, it seems that Schulz had a change of heart when it comes to the covid vaccines. Also, during their discussions they go back in fourth making up their own versus battle, with one being Jesus vs Tom Brady. Lastly, they wrap it up with some “Ask an Idiot” questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2020. We back. As they say in Baltimore. Why did you say too like that? Could you learn to talk it to the microphone? Well, it's just, I got to. That's Naila. Why did you say two like that?

2020. Big wax is here. Yo. Doodoo Herm. I don't know nothing. Happy New Year's. Happy married man, Andrew's show. We're out here, baby.

We out here. Last time I saw Andrew, last time we saw Andrew was at his wedding. Yes. Then spent the next two weeks dealing with COVID. Super spread of a bit, baby. We went to two super spread of events back to back. The guys on this tube holiday party was a super spread of event. That's what I got hit.

Really? I got hit right before that, yeah. So that was right before my wedding. Damn. So you probably brought COVID to my wedding. No, no, no, no, I was done. I was done. No, no, I was actually done.

Huh? I was done. What do you mean? He caught COVID before the... Oh, you caught COVID before all of this shit. Yeah, yeah. I'm five weeks in. Okay, no, you're good then.

I don't know when I called it. I called it between Thursday and Saturday, though. I called it between the God's on the Truth Christmas Party and Andrew Shultz's wedding. Yeah, I remember messaging you guys. Well, Carla wasn't at the guys on the truth thing and she called it. She got it, too? Oh, man. Oh, so she was at the wedding.

I had to do Daddy Duty. Oh, shit. God forbid you be a father. God forbid you. God forbid you. You know how to buy. This is what you're going to be in my case.

This girl got cold. I had to take care of my son. Fuck. I mean that babysit my own children. Yeah. 2022 sucks. It started off like that. It started off like that.

You had to wake him up. I had to change his panther. I had to give him the bottle. Wow. Wow. Wow, dad. What else? That's right.

At that age, I'm not supposed to do at that age. I'm not supposed to do at that age. I'm taking care of my kids. Maybe like two years old and I can start really coming in. No, man, why? What's starting out? It's hard. It is.

That's why you got to appreciate women. Hell yeah. I told her so much, I appreciate her. You did. Yep. Yeah. So you know what I did? I didn't get her a Christmas present.

That's what's up. Yeah, you gave her COVID. No. No, because. Some rest and relaxation. She don't know that I know that it's like the Three Kings thing. that, you know, Alice got to go through. It was like three kings.

I got a manger and I got a bunch of hay I'm about to put inside the side of the house for the horses and stuff. Okay. And then I have the three presents for her. Oh. For the three kings. Explain this to me,

because I thought it was the Latin Kings that deported. Yeah, me too. Amorderee. It's Puerto Rican Christmas. What's Puerto Rican Christmas? Alex, he would help us explain what three kings is because he said he got to do it too. So y'all celebrate the birth of Jesus?

It's just another day to give. They celebrate the birth of the Carpentry. Boy, I gotta do it. Thank you, God, for giving us these wool and giving us these nails to make so many things for people. Thank you, God. So are you going to feed the horses, too, or the camera? No, I don't do none of that shit.

No? No, it's just another day to give more gifts. Three more gifts, that's it. Oh, you said horses and candles. Poorigans don't got horses, bro. She told me you got to put the hay and a little manger, so the horses come by and eat. They have three gifts and they help me out.

This sounds like y'all celebrating everybody. I don't know all that. So what do you know about it? Why are you going to celebrate? We just give three gifts. That's it. Three more gifts. I've never heard of Three Kings.

So you do Christmas as well? Yeah. Wow. And then when is Three Kings? That's today. Tomorrow. You say the six. That's the six.

That's what my favorite day, January 6th. Not today. Oh, Lord. Today's the fifth, man. By the time the podcast come out, today's the fifth. Oh, Jesus. It's coming out, January 6th. I'd never heard this shit

I fucked up again I heard wax saying this shit the day I was like wax is really Puerto Rican bro yeah man I mean I'm doing a lot of Puerto Rican stuff You're adopting your wife's culture man You're supposed to do that Thanksgiving was like a bunch of rice

And impanadas Yeah and tacos Yeah it wasn't like the stuffing and all that takes So there's no balance Not Puerto Rican's no need tacos I had the eggs with the yellow stuff in it Yoke

No, no, no, no, no, egg. Y'all had those stuff. That's not the Dixgiven thing that's like. You had deviled eggs on Jesus' birthday? Wow. Come on, yo. Wow.

I ain't got nothing to do with that for. Ain't call an Afro Latino, though? What that means? Like Black and Puerto Rican? Yeah, where's the black part? So what is Puerto Ricans? He's talking about Mangoo. Oh.

Mangoon? I don't even like saying that where that sounds racist and fucking. It's a devil eggs. I thought mango was a bike. Yeah. Oh, mongous. Yeah, the mongus is a bike. That's not Spanish, dude.

What you mean that's not Spanish? Devil eggs. Everybody has double. That's a white shit. But it's also not the general. White is not white, bro. Hold on. I'm going to fix the mics for everybody here.

Keep going on. I didn't know what was going on. I thought that was the way it was supposed to be. Yeah, me too. I kind of fixed mona little. What the fuck was in here talking about? That's the reason why that one was on the ground because I need to fix it. Yeah, this is fucked up.

I didn't know. I'm going to just pick it up. So there is no tradition to the three king shit. Alex. There is bullshit. No, no, no. What he's saying, there's a lot of extra shit

you're supposed to do during that holiday. But it's really just another. Who are the three kings? Because I thought it was Rick Roth, Dr. Dre and Jay Z. They had a record of three kings. I mean, I'm not too familiar with the-

Puerto Rico is getting mad at you right now. I know. Why? Because you're playing a lot. They should be mad at y'all for not explaining it right. He's real Puerto Rico. I'm like, I'm happy.

I'm happy. I just got a note. gift park. That's all I don't know. Who were the three kings? What were the three kings? I thought when Jesus was born, three kings came over and gave him some gifts or something like that. I thought it was three wivesmen. I think they call him three kings and not Jesus. I mean, them coming over to bring him gifts. Yeah. So everybody said that's why we give gifts on that. So everybody is celebrated. Yeah. Jesus is celebrated as well as the people who saw Jesus. Yeah. Got you, got you, got you. I don't know anything about it.

I brought that down to me. No, I was asking. I don't know. Puerto Rico is like to party, bro. I'm black. Word. They like to party. That's just what it is. They love. You got to have more holidays and that's...

They loud. They loud. It's loud Christmas. So basically, you started making Coquito around Thanksgiving. You make a lot of it. It's not all gone by Christmas, you know? So you extend the holiday season into the Three King thing. Yeah.

And they're excited. They're fucking all into it. Bro, they were the ones that storm the capital. It's on January 6th. No, not. They were the ones that's part of that's a fucking Puerto Rican. There was. We're going to Teo Country.

We're going to take it bye, buddy. Let's go. We're thinking it by, baby. Yo, who are the three kings, though? Your daddy is a pastor, God bless the day. Why your girl got more kings than you, yo? You don't know the three kings? Listen.

Wax? Right? I just, listen. How are you on P.K? You don't know who the three kings are? I played the music in the church. I played my part. Okay.

You know what I'm saying? Just like in a business, you got people who do the paperwork, got people who do the hard. working. You know what I'm saying? In the church, I wasn't really, I know the word and I know how to receive the blessings from the word, but I don't know how to cook the food. I'm not to eat it and I know how to fillin off of it. Yeah. Oh, wow. I know how to get the filling off the eating the food and stuff, but I don't know how to actually cook it that way. You know how to receive the blessing. That's what you all, man, all day. I'll get in that music and play all the day. Even if I got to change,

even if I got to clean the church after, I know how to receive my blessings. Ah, okay. I got you. Well, salute to all the Puerto Ricans out there. We don't mean to disrespect your holiday. That's all happy Three Kings Day. I've never heard of it, you know. So thank you guys. Thank you. If you don't have no real Puerto Ricans in the room. Yeah, we got, we got semi-Portaricans in the room.

Wax's doing his damn best. I'm doing better than him. Wax Martinez. Alex never asked a single question about his culture to his mom. Three kings. All I know. All I need to know is presents. That's it.

That's it. Three presents. That's it. All right. Is it something like you give to a Puerto Rican woman in these days? Like, it's like a scarf or one of them things that they... I have no idea what you're talking about. The fuck, you're like getting all these years.

Why would the Puerto Rican use a scarf wax? I don't know. I see a lot of scars, y'all. Like hair? Like, it's like Frankie's and a lot of Frankies wear, like, scarves. What is Frankie's? Like, that's their name. There's a lot of Frankie's.

What? You know, like, Italians, a lot of Marias? In Italians, a lot of Marias and Thaians, right? Right? Yeah. It's always a Maria. There's a lot of Frank. I've never even heard of fucking Alex in Puerto Rico talking about right now. I have no idea, man. What Puerto Rican mom is

named? By the way, one of the most famous Puerto Ricans, I think he's Puerto Rican, his name Alex, by the way. Alex Sensation. Ain't Alex Sensation Puerto Rican? Who's Alex Sensation? I never even heard this guy. He's the one of the motorcycles. He was on the Mega. Oh, yeah. La Mega. He's a big radio personality.

It's huge. Oh, yeah. They were running New York. They were running New York back in. He still does. They were. Or they still do it. It was like the number one radio show at a point was a Spanish-speaking radio show. This was back in the day when I was in high school. No, it was. Don't get me the line.

I just know his name. Good at Alexin station. Fair enough. Let's talk about something I do know about marriage. Bro. How does it feel? Thank you so much for doing that speech at the wedding, man. No, that was great.

That was a great surprise. My girl liked that. I was going, you know, so crazy, I told my wife, I saw you and Akash talking about wedding gifts. Yeah. And I was like, I said, um, you. Did you get something off shoulders registry? And she was like, I'm not sure. And I was like, let's wait a while.

And the reason I said, let's wait a while. I saw Joe Rogan give you the goddamn Rowley. Son, Joe went for it, bro. DeRooten Rooney. Daytona. Daytona. Daytona. Yeah.

I'll let you see it. You know what I'm saying, bro. I was like, hold up, man. Bro, he handed me the box, and I knew what it was, but I didn't want to be presumptuous because it was wrapped. Yeah. So I was like, all right, thank you so much. Very nice.

And he just said, he said, he goes, I don't know your wife like that. This is for you. I respect it. Fuck. I saw when you posted it. I respected it. Akos was telling me before the wedding, he's like, I think I'm going to get you and your wife some knives.

And I was like, if you get my wife a present and not me, bro. If you get us a good, fucking present, like I haven't known you my whole goddamn life. But Akash was slick with it. Akash back in the day, invested some money in a cryptocurrency. And he just put it aside for me. And he was like, I did this a while ago and it was a risk. But if it came out, it was going to be it. So he...

Is it where you believe in cryptocurrency? When that shit make money? But I don't... Everybody I know, I've seen people show me that they got tens of millions of dollars but can't get to it. No, they can't. They just sell it. No, I can't say, look, I got a bunch of that fucking money. It's called something I got.

There's a bunch of it. Yeah. You can sell in a second. Is that you get that money faster than you can get money out of the bank? Like you got to call your bank and be like, hey, I'd like to take millions out. And then they got to be like, are you sure? It was Afghan money. What's Afghanistan money?

Afghanistan money. Why do you have Afghanistan money? Because they say it was so much fucking money. I don't know. I got bored a bunch of that shit. Yeah. I like the fact that you delving into other coaches, but I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Oh, you got Taliban.

No. How are you going? That's going. To make us there. Tal a man. Tell him to make him dead. How are you? I got Afghan money.

Can you say that? Yeah. They wanted to get you? It's a rap. Somebody said that in Iraq. I got Afghan money. No, I got ARAB money. And they bleep that shit off the radio.

What is it? ARAB. ARAB and Afghan is different. Well, I think there are Arab-Afghanis. I think there are Arab-Arab. There's also white. Afghanians. Afghanistan is a country, bro. It's like Puerto Rico. There's black ones and there's white ones.

No way. But isn't it considered a terrorist country? I think there's terror within it and then we group that we labeled as a terrorist group is now running it. No, Taliban. They're now in charge of it. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I told you telling me a black person being a Mexican gang. Yeah, they got black people in Mexico, bro. I mean, the great mestizo period, man. That's where a lot of black people

Africans came to Mexico. The moral of the story, I got your gift being made. Woo! And I got to... And I gotta see where my... I gotta ask my shirdy, if you said him one?

I got to see. I got to see. I was sure she did. That was good, I mean, listen, everybody acting their wage. I was like, okay, if you're Joe Rogan, that's what you're supposed to do.

Damn, though. It's Joe Rogan. He's supposed to do that. Come on, man. Yeah. I guess, bro. This is different, bro. I don't know.

But I like that shit. I like... It's Joe. I told my girl. I was like, yo, get some more fucking successful friends. What did she say when she saw it?

She was like, she was just, she was low-key. She was like, just for you. And I was like, no, I'm gonna get a size for the both of us. You weren't on Tuesday and Thursdays. No, it was a beautiful ceremony though, man. It was worth catching COVID. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like my whole honeymoon is thrown away, but right? It's something about weddings, man. It's something about weddings that really make me in a middle, man. Like, that shit is like, like, it's such a joyful, blissful event when you see somebody walk down the aisle and express their love

for somebody. It's just something so pure about it, man. I wish I did it first because yours is too good. Nah, you're gonna have yours, man. No way I can do a speech like that. The speech is too good. You got to do it in your way. Oh, no, you ripped.

Oh, no, no, you ripped. Oh, you're ripped. No, no, no, no. Thank you, man. Y'all should have recorded that and put it on Flagra and a brew. It was something. Like, that was, like, that was good, bro.

It was too good. It was the right amount of humor plus like heartfelt emotion. I said how can I top that? Nah, that shit got married first. I was talking to her like,

he never seen him before. Like he hung up and saying. Talking to her like, you don't got her off. You still got to lie, bro? Like, what the fuck? That shit is hard. It's hard to distill, like, all your feelings

to the person who love the most on the planet into like one, like, I was stressing over that. I was like real stress over that shit. I think you got to look at it as it's not your last time expressing these emotions. Yeah, that's true. Because it's going to always change.

Like, you know, y'all going to be together longer. You're going to have kids. Like, there's going to be so many different times you watch her evolve and y'all evolved. That's just going to make you keep appreciating, you know, her even more. Yeah. So it's going to always change. Yeah, man. It is a really cool day.

And I feel like such a narcissist staying in this, but, like, we had spoken about it at the wedding. But, like, I get weddings now. And, like, I can't wait for my friends to get married. because you get to kind of like live vicariously through it. I always felt like bad having people come to the wedding because I was like, man, you guys are so busy, you got so many things to do. Like this is such a inconvenience.

And I didn't realize why people were excited. I truly didn't realize that. Really? And then like seeing the day and feeling the day and seeing like older people there, like old older people, being excited and like them like looking at each other, like feeling like, oh, remember those days. Yeah, yeah.

Larry Legend. Larry Legend was looking at different people. And he was looking and he was like, I didn't remember when he was five. I remember when she was seven. Like all this person is so big now. Like I'm like, man, I can't wait to be that eight. Yeah.

I can't wait. That's what you want. You see your daughter's friends get married, your daughter get married. That's what you want. Yeah, it's beautiful, man. That's life. Like, that is a full life. Like, that's what life is about to me.

There's, there's reasons. these like these I guess rituals keep getting passed on like shit that's really bad and boring we kind of throw away after a few thousand years you're like we don't gotta do this no one

and having to been a war in years yeah all right you just said you got Afghanistan money but you never have been a war what do you mean? I said anything I'm just saying like it's a reason we keep these traditions around like Christmas is dope

like seeing your kids open up presents is probably an amazing feel 100%. And the same thing with a wedding. It was just, I was so happy you were there. You gave a great speech. My girl loved your speech, boy, when you did the thing about the Beyonce. And it was a surprise.

I didn't know the show of him was going to speak. I had my boy Dove, you guys know Dub. And Dove, he was being rabbi Dove. And like a true Jewish guy found a black man in hip hop to do the work for him. I understand the correlation. Dove was like, look. Charlemagne, the God gives the prayer. I'm like, all right, though.

I be on it too, bro. All right. You walked up, man. I got to show you some picks, man. We got some great fucking picks of you with the fucking ocean back. It was a great ceremony, man. I went to two green weddings this year, man. Y'all's and Bobby Bones.

And Bobby was good, too. Wadens are amazing. If the people are right, that's what I realized. Yeah, it's the people are right. It's like if you believe in a couple, the way. Yeah. My boy, Benry to put this way, he's like, Weddings are like comedy specials.

Not everybody needs to have them. No, that's real. That's real. That's real. But when it's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you're like, I guess, happy to be part. Everybody gets to celebrate.

Everybody would think we're celebrating. Yeah, I'm glad. I've been to white people who were upset about, though, like way back in the day when I was a kid or, you know, one of my family members got married to a white guy. You know what I mean? I remember people being upset, but it's like years later, they're still together.

Yeah. So that was the standard special you didn't want it, but that was the end up being classic. Many of y'all stood the test of time. There's plenty of them that was mad. And they're divorced. Absolutely. All they say, the crackheads stayed together the longest.

Exactly, because they need each other, that addiction. You got to go through some type of trauma. If y'all are too nice and too good with each other, they're going to separate. Yeah. They got money. They got money. They're going to separate. Do you look forward to getting married, Wax?

Yes, especially after that, seeing y'all, like, how do you feel with the ring? Like, is the ring make you feel different? Did it have fall off? Did you almost lose it yet? Yeah. He's just asking questions of how to get the ring off. Do you have to take it off? Did you notice this?

Like your hand, my hand will, like, swell and contract. And, like, sometimes it's mad loose. And sometimes it's kind of snug. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel that? But besides that, I don't know, it's cool. I just like having it. And low-key, like, when I see other dudes with a wedding ring on,

I like have a... It's a bond. Yeah, it's like... Okay, okay, you did it too. It's some real shit. Like, I don't know, like, when you see another man, like, taking his daughter to work or not his daughter to work, taking a daughter's school or like just doing something, like, sometimes early in the morning if I'm walking. Yeah, like, you're like, oh, you got responsibility. You committed to something.

That's some real shit. When I rode football motorcycles, like, every time I see somebody on a bike is always be safer. We put our hand out to the next guy, so. Not to be too dark. That's a great point. Not to be too dark. But it's like, when Kobe passed away that Sunday, God bless the day, him and his daughter, I was. I was with my daughter at her cheerleading practice.

So in your mind, you're like, regular Sunday, you get up to go do something. So even though I've never met Kobe, didn't know him, it was just that. I'm like, oh, shoot. Like, you just understood what he was doing that day. Yeah. You can understand what his mindset was that day.

Yeah. You're just out doing extra-curricular activities with your daughter or something like that happens. It's like, ugh. Yikes. Do you look forward to getting married now? Definitely. Really?

Yeah. Are you dating anybody? No. You dream about your wedding? No. No. I did. I dreamed about it.

Yeah. What I liked about Shult's wedding, and I think everybody's wedding should be like this, make your ceremony the way you want your ceremony. Yes.

You don't have to be in a church. You know what I mean? It don't got, just make it how you want to make it. How do you want your day to be? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Exactly.

Like, I didn't want to be in a church. be political or anything like with the people that I invited like I just wanted the people that and there's another decision I made like just because I was friends with you when you were 14 doesn't mean that you need to be at the wedding like the wedding for me were all the people that were still in my life and will be in my life going forward right like the people who have made an investment in my life and people who I've made investments in theirs and it was small we had like a hundred people there but like everybody that I had there I wanted there and you know and everybody I had down want to continue to build with people with it and have it

What happened? Duval told me a story. I don't know if it's true, but being that I know you, I think it is true, I was crying. What, what, what, what? He said y'all was somewhere.

He had a show, but he said y'all was somewhere and y'all was talking about the wedding and somebody was like, why wasn't I invited? And you was like, was only for my real friends or something. I was like, holy shit,

no, you didn't say that. He was like, yes, he did, man. He was like, yes, he did right in front of the purse. I was like, what? I might have said that. I might have did say that. But I didn't mean it a bad way. But I was bummed Duvall couldn't come, man.

I know he had shows that weekend, but... He missed mine too. Yeah. He came to the... Ceremony or something like that. The dinner before. Yeah. But then he had a show the next day.

Yeah. He came down to Jacksonville and popped in on the tour. And I thought that was great. Well, marriage is a great thing, man. I love it. I want to see all my people's getting married. I need y'all dudes to start making honest women. out of my home girls.

Yeah. All the dudes is, we out? Yeah. Wax next. Yeah. How do you think you're going to do it, man? It's not, ain't got to do it. She's got to go home.

She won't get married today. I got to do it. Yeah. I did my part. But the wedding, the wedding. It's hers. That's her and her friends thing. Yeah.

Like my sisters, her friends and y'all get together and do that shit. I just got to show up. Why you don't wear a ring, bro? You're a fiancé. Because they said when you wear a ring where a woman try to get after you. So, she tries to stay away. I like that. Wow.

That was good. Let me tell you stuff from experience. Not the case. I'm like, who buying that bullshit you're selling? What are you talking about? I bought the Who's Wax there, the Gummies. How did that do? Bro, it was so funny.

Wax had a fucking Costco-sized bag of his Who's Wax Gummies. And he tried to hand him out before we did the vows. I was like, I do not need to look into the crowd. My dad is high out of his fucking mind off these fucking gummies. I said, just wait a little bit. Can you wait till we're dancing at least? This motherfucker was tossing him to everybody. It was unbelievable.

Everybody, yo. He leaned into us. He leaned in me. He goes, Shalame him, he made him taste something. I'm thinking I'm about to get some deep, deep wisdom. He goes,

your generation has to pay the highest fucking rent I've ever seen. He was like, it's unfucking believable. My dad has a while, baby. He's losing his memory. He got like three conversations left that he could go to. I can't tell, y'all. No, but his humor hasn't gone.

He got it. I can't tell. We was talking about the Knicks. We were talking about it. He was like, they suck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what y'all talk. He sounds sharp to me.

Yeah, he's still sharp. He still got a sense of humor. I mean, like, I finished my vows and there was like this moment. We're all, like, taking it in. And right before my wife stars her vows, he just goes, I think you're getting lucky tonight. Yeah. I love that man.

That's what you want. When they did their speech, I couldn't wait to hear him just say. Like, what is he going to go? I was waiting. I was like, give Larry the mic. Give him to him. I wanted it.

He said one thing, and we laughed off the one thing. Yeah, what did he say? He said, no, he was correcting. Your mom said something he corrected her. I forgot what it was. He said, is.

Because she said, we always thought that he was going to be wife, his husband. He has, is. Is. He is. The night before I went to dinner, that was the first time my parents met her parents. It's obviously been tricky with COVID and everything like that, like, you know, to, like,

me there on the West Coast. And I'm thinking, you know, you can't protect nothing with my dad. My dad just goes for it, like sex jokes all the fucking time, whatever. Everybody's kind of like nervous and we sit down and we came a little bit late. And like, we sit down and, and I was, I saw her relate. And then my dad is just like, I got an idea why you guys are late. Oh,

those are best icebreaker. Yes. I was going. We know what the fuck this is, man. I enjoyed it. I thought the whole ceremony was fantastic. Congratulations, man. Thank you, man.

Thank you guys so much for being there. No, I don't. No? I don't feel different. Then why are you doing it? You just took the Colving shot. The covean. Covene.

COVID. Did you see what I'm saying? Like he got married and then get a different feeling. You got the coveined shot and don't feel no different. I don't know. I just don't feel different about it.

He's already been committed. Yeah, that's the thing. When you're white, faithful starts when you're in a relationship. No, that's true. I always say that. I was like, yo, I was like, one thing about Shulte's always been faithful

to his women. What's your son? Scorpio. Oh. Yeah. Not all Scorpio is going to be like this. All right. I don't know.

Yeah, I'm on the cusp. Of Scorpio and what? And gay. It's beautiful, man. Come on. Let's pay some bills and then come back and do some trending top walks. See what the fuck's happening out here in these streets. Keeps, okay?

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even this week that made you say this is positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot. Positively brilliant was black people never trust in the vaccine. Y'all were right. Nice. That's crazy. Y'all were right.

I mean, you were right. It was never a vaccine. It was like a shield that kind of worked. Only for 30 days. I think maybe they're saying six months or something like that. I'm not a fucking scientist,

so I don't know exactly. But like the hesitation and y'all got so much shit for not willing to take this thing that we didn't even know what it was going to be. And it wasn't just you guys. It was also a MAGA folks. You guys were on the same page finally.

But it was like, we don't know what the fuck this is. We're not necessarily going to take it. And don't criticize us for not wanting to take it when you don't even know what the science is just yet. And then it turns out it is a good defense system for especially old or people that are fat or people that are vulnerable. But the reality is younger, healthy people probably didn't need to take it and it would have been just as effective or more

effective for them to just get the virus, beat it because they were young and healthy and then build up herd immunity. And now we're in the situation where they're like get it, get this, get a booster. People at the wedding vaccinated and booster still get the shit. Yeah. And it's just like is it. It's one of those things, this is the thing. It's like they lied or didn't know and then told us based on what they thought. That's what I think. And that's fair. I think they didn't know.

And it's like one of those things if you don't know, just shut the fuck up. Yeah. And stop trying to give me updates every day. Yeah. Yeah. And stop shaming me for being skeptical

of something that you don't even know. That's right. That's the thing that bothers me. Like when you see these like people, these like actual like journalists, like people who for a living, they're supposed to say the truth, right? Going on and shaming motherfuckers who are just skeptical.

And like really shaming them, ripping them apart. Like motherfuckers going at, uh, Rogan, this guy's taking horse medicine and this is like, your shit don't work neither. You're basically giving us horse medicine. You know what I think? The difference

between somebody like Rogan and let's say Rachel Maddow, when I hear Rogan, and listen, I'm not saying, like I heard every single POV he had about the vaccine. Right. But when I hear it, it always comes from a place of I don't know. Yeah. Let's try to figure this out. Yeah. Like if there's a treatment I can do, I'm going to go try the treatment. You know,

if it's a vaccine, hey, I'm not a opposed to the vaccine. I'll try to just, I want to know what works. Yeah. I think a lot of times, you know, they're running that clip. I saw the clip with Rachel Maddow where she was like, that if you take the vaccine, it stops the virus. Yeah. If you take the vaccine, it won't, you won't, you won't be able to transmit the virus, like definitive about it. You know what I mean? She didn't like that come back to bite you and the ass. Exactly. And you can be wrong. You should be willing to admit that you were wrong. And when you're wrong, take your lickings. Take your lickens.

Take your licking. Because you were out there acting like you knew everything. And you didn't. Yeah. So you lied to people. No, they're really mad because they took it and they didn't, and we didn't take it or whoever didn't take it. Yeah. And it was like, fuck that. I'm trying to get you to take because I took it.

I was a fucking dumb ass. Yeah. Listen, I know me. Like, all you got to do is tell me I can't go out to dinner and then I'll put anything. That's all the people I know. Real talk. Like, I'll take Vax. I'll take whatever just because I value that much.

Like literally, except the dick, I'll literally take almost anything. They don't want to ask. Yeah. Except anything. Except the dick. I love you. If I just got to hold it like this so that I can go to restaurants, I would probably do that.

Okay, okay. That's how much I value just going out to eat. That's what I do to social. I don't party no more. You know what I mean? My girl, we go out. I want to be able to go in stores and that kind of shit. So that's just me.

I understand it. But if you don't value that's kind of stuff and that's not part of your life, you at home cooking all the time. Like for example, you, you're not partying, you're not going out. You're going from your home to work back to home. No, I did. For me, it was more so for the kids than anything. Right.

You know what I mean? because I got young kids in the house. I would rather just be, I'd rather be safe than sorry. And I even, I told everybody, I was like, you know what I think about these vaccines? I don't think it matters. It might work,

but I don't think it's going to kill you. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not, but to me it's not, it might work. Yeah. And it's going to kill you. Yeah.

I think it might work. It might not, but it's not going to kill you. No. I don't think it's going to. No, there's no population control. They gave it to white people. If they gave it to white people,

that's it. It's not going to kill you. That's right. Go to the white day. If you don't trust it, go to where the white people are getting it. And go get it with them. If the old rich white people are getting the vaccine, you're going to be okay. It's not going to kill you.

Take them out too, though. They're not white for two. They are they. They are they. They are they. I always want to know who they was. That's they. The old rich white people are they.

Yo, when you said they early, I said, who the fuck is they? They are they. And I'm not talking about those other days. I'm talking about the days that are in power and control. They all day. Yes. The other days.

The other days in one, you got the purple hair and shit. The days Callet talk about. The days Demi Lovato's talking about. It's a lot of days, man. Days got it rough. They, you know,

they really do got it rough. Regardless of how you put days, no matter what context it is, they will always have it rough. Because you'll never know who they in. I never know who the fuck that is. You know what they is. You know,

They still. You know what I do? They over there shooting. Yeah. You know what I mean? They and them, bro. They, bruh, man. Them over there?

You know what I think the worst thing about the vaccine was we really pissed everybody off? What's that? It really made everybody skeptical. The forced mandates. Yeah. Yeah. I really believe that's all it was. Isn't the funny shit like now when you go out to a restaurant and they're like,

can we see your vaccine card? And you just want to look at them like, for what? You don't work no more. Yeah. It means nothing. It means nothing. It's, what are you checking, bro? Yeah.

Like, you could get it. They tell you now, you could get it even though you're vaccinated. You know, you know what you want to slow me up? The thing that slowed me up is that fucking commercial. It's all these people they talk about is sick and fucked up. They got this fucking fake commercial on there. It was like, oh, tell my friends I should have did the vaccine shot. That commercial fake.

No, that's not fake. There are people that really was like that. There's people that was on their deathbeds. It was. So use them is what I'm saying. Why you got to have this fucking fake person on here talking? How do we know that wasn't a person that actually died? That was too good.

The audio was too good. The audio is too good. That was the microphone right there. I mean, you kind of got a captive audience. Just laying in the bed and put a mic in his face and let her talk. It was like a video of somebody on a bed, one of their family members and something like that, do. Put them shits out. All that, that was too, it was too good.

And by the way, I don't know if the vaccine work or not. I just know that people can still catch COVID. They could. Prevents people from dying. Here's a thing. Maybe. I don't know. Here's the thing.

They, the powers of be, need the country to keep moving. Because if we don't move, you can't just keep printing money. Everything's going to fall apart. That's right. People are going to go crazy and it's going to be bad, right? So they need to find a way where we could go out. We could shop. We could go eat.

We could travel. We could go to work. We could do all these things. Because if not, it's really bad. Like, that's one of those things where, like, the solution is worse than the actual virus, whatever, right? So they go, okay, let's call this thing a vaccine and people will take it.

Because if they said, hey, this is some shit that probably will work for six months and you may kind of get it, you may not. None of us are taking that shit. But isn't that's how vaccines work, do? Isn't it like every year? Damn, we got the one vaccine where we were young for like smallpox and all that other shit. I never got another one, right? They put all three in there. I never got measles once. I never got smallpox once. So like, we were thinking, boom, I get this. I'm good to go.

And I think a lot of us were just being, how do I not kill my parents? Like, I didn't want to be the one responsible for my parents getting it and then them dying. So we were doing it just to get a little guilt off our back. That's all. And better safe than sorry. And I'm with it. I got exed. I did it.

But I don't think any of us like feeling like we were misled or lied to, especially by the institutions that we're supposed to trust and we're supposed to go to for information. That's sorry and safe. Boom. I got it when I wanted to get it. Right. I got it, you know, after my wife had the baby and, you know, she wanted to get it. All right, I'm cool. Yeah.

Prior to that, I went four times and walked out every single time. Yeah. My daughter looking like, I'm crazy every time. You know what I mean? But once my wife was like, yo, let's go. I'm like, cool. And when I did it, I felt good about it. I didn't feel, I didn't feel like this.

I didn't feel anything. Yeah. Yeah. It was just, I did what I was supposed to do. I didn't feel bad. I just did what I was supposed to do. When I felt, then I didn't feel nothing either when I got it. You got it?

Why did you walk down? Why'd I walk out? Yeah. Instagram. Because the first time I went, the first time I went was literally the day, they said that you're going to have to get a booster if you get vaccinated. Oh, yes.

Like that was the day the CDC announced it. And I'm looking down like, another one. Oh, nah, fuck that. They didn't figure it out yet. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then the second, third and fourth time, it's like the second time I went,

they had the paperwork. I said I went until get FDA approved. So we went after they got FDA approved But the paperwork still said it's not FDA approved And I'm like, I'm not doing it. Oh, that's right, I remember you telling me that. Yeah, and that's how I was the next two times. Yeah.

And then the fourth time, I was like, whatever. Once right, after my wife had the baby, I'm like, whatever, man. Yeah. You know what I mean? Did your wife go with you the first four time? No, just me and... So when she went with you, my daughter. I was cool, I was with it.

I was with it. I can't poke out. Yeah, you can't poke out for your wife. It was easy. Then the first four times I went, it didn't feel. easy. And it felt like I was forcing myself and I was being forced. You can't get hard like that. I didn't, huh? Hmm. No, I'm just saying if you, did you say you can't get hard like that? Yeah, like if your girl like forcing you want to have sex, you can't get

hard. Are you having issues? Yeah. I'm just saying, like, talk to us, bro. Talk to us, man. You need a different type of shot. Yeah, you need that blue chew. A little B12. I'm just saying, if you're forcing somebody you want to have sex with you, like you can't get hard. Yeah. Yeah. You prefer them, them not wanting to. Not wanting to. Just like, let me, you know what I mean? Let me tell you sexy or something.

I feel it. But if she all over is like, I don't know. I like that. This analogy, I don't know. I like it for girls into it. You know what, though, to his point? Not into it, but like, she's giving to me too much. I don't know.

To his point, that's the same thing with the vaccine. Don't force things on people. You know, make people come to their own, make people feel like they're making a choice. Can I, can I be honest with you? Yes. if they wanted people to get the vaccine, they really just should have acted

like there wasn't enough of it. There was, it was too much. They were like paying us. They were like, get some donuts if you get a vaccine. It's like, right? Like something's wrong. Don't let you don't get donuts out.

At least our sensors go up. Like, I don't know, maybe it's because I'm from the city. And if you're going to pay me for some shit, it's worthless. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's trash. There's a line outside of fucking Foot Locker

or Nike every single day because they ain't enough of them sneakers. Exactly. So it's like if, if, If there was 10 shots a day, people would have been losing their mind and get left shots. They'd be bragging about posts on Instagram. I got mine. That's it.

Boom. But they made it too readily available. And then we're like, uh, you want this inside me, bro. There's something wrong here. Yeah, what's up, man? I don't think it was enough fear and still. I think it was fear of mongering, but they didn't go all the way with it. You mean fear about the virus?

Yeah, yeah. It was fear of mongering. But they should have just been like, you're going to die if you don't get this. No, they were saying that. For real. And when everybody wouldn't stay in the house, you're going to die if you go outside. Yeah. They should have, like, made it like a thing.

Like, this is a flesh-eating virus that eats you from the inside out. They did try to say something. Yeah, it was. And all the white people I talked to who had the vaccines talked to me just like that. Bro, they call you a murderer on the street. Yeah, like, I don't want you to be in your deathbed wax and your kids next to you. Please get the vaccine. I'm walking on the street and walking my dog with my wife, who was my girl at the time.

stepped it up. And this lady saw us. And she goes, murderers, because we weren't wearing a mask. Oh, dead ass. I like that, I like that.

I like that. Shit like that'll make you put a fucking mask. You got to be harsh with people. Shit like that'll make you put a fucking mask. It made me want to do the opposite. I made me want to take her mask off. So you see, like when the lady's going crazy at the guy in the airport,

I mean, on the plane? When? Yeah, she was too much, bro. We have to admit. I don't fuck around with that plane shit. Don't be wild on the plane. Remember when they yank that Asian dude out the plane and he wasn't willing to get out?

Oh, that was wild. That was wild. Why you want to be on his flight so bad? I don't play with the plane too much here. I don't play with the plane, bro. Me neither. That's it. In my lifetime,

the disease. Yes. That had. And I might not be saying this, right, but the best marketing. Yes. Right? The disease that made you feel like.

Yes. You better start taking care of yourself. You better start wearing motherfucking condoms. You better stop sleeping with random women. That goddamn HIV and AIDS, bro. That's true. They came out to gauge. Like, don't play with this one.

Yeah, now that's true. Back in the 90s, yo, when you saw Big Magic up there? Yeah. And then EasyE died in a matter of days. Yeah. They wasn't, yo, they wasn't. Huh? Remember the cough and I had the cough at that time in the movie theater?

And they thought it was age. You know. No. We was watching straight out of Compton movie In LA, it was actually fly by the way. It was, we was watching it in LA, but it was an advanced screening. And it was the scene where Easy E finds out

he has AIDS. Wax had been coughing for like two months. No, what was it? Too much. Maybe two days. At least, at least, right? When I say the whole movie theater was completely silent when Easy E was going through this scene,

because I think that is a, that is, that fear that was instilled in us in the 90s and that fear that was instilled in you when you had to go take that age, age that's in wait two weeks. If you ever felt that, you know what that feels like. So when he got that news, it was like you could hear a pin drop in the theater. And all whack, you just hear wax go,

shit. She's! And everybody was like, this shit was crazy, yo. But I'm telling you. Listen. I ain't trusted my stuff. I know the people next to me like, you don't get the fuck away from me.

They didn't do that with COVID. Yeah. They didn't make COVID feel like life but death, even with the ticker on CNN, where you had all of these deaths every day. It didn't feel, it didn't have that sense of urgency. But he was the big person who died. Exactly. It was like dying of it or severely sick.

That's true, too. That's the other thing. Everybody who I knew had it was still normal. No, I can't say that. Except for the taste would. Nah, it started to hit home. But did we really wear two weeks ago? No, no, no.

No, no. No, no. Did we really wear Conno? Did we don't? Did we really wear Connell? So I'm trying to think about that. I don't know if I wore condoms more because of HIV or not, bro. We thought about always in your head, though.

Not really. Like, I was bored it. I remember looking at girls like, and I'm at, you know, you're at least body condo? Making sure she healthy, you know what I mean? Yeah. What the weight look like. Yeah.

That's what I got the teeth, titty toes from. If her teeth tities and toes is okay, she eyes. Exactly. One of the first things I go when you, like, sick is your ass. You're asking your tities. They start sagging and going down. Yeah, that's how you know it's a age, huh? He started losing teeth.

Yo, what's so crazy about that, though, we did the same thing with COVID now. Like, we all had these, these self-prescribed. Yeah, or these, I was going to say stereotype, but these stereotypes that in our mind about what something looks like. Yeah. You know what I mean? The cough, the lack of taste, but then we saw people dying. When people like, when people like Fred the Godson and stuff started, then I'm like, oh, shit, COVID is real. But even with that, we still didn't want to believe it.

Because we're like, we're not overweight. If you're overweight, now, if you're overweight, COVID is AIDS, bruh. It is. It is. But if you're in shape, that's right. If you're in shape, and especially once you get it. You start seeing the NBA players and football players start passing away.

Then we'd be like, okay. If the athletes are going, then it's a problem. Every time somebody died of COVID, the first thing I said was what they look like? Oh, where was, did they have underlying conditions? Like when you would read about it? Yeah. So when you saw ASA underlying conditions, you're like, oh, we're good.

Yeah. You know what I mean? But then I didn't want a chance of it either. Yeah. I'm in the line condition though. That's the fucking stupidest shit, right? Like you die and all you had to do is go get a shot. Yeah.

Now, that's why they should get vaccinated. It also is fucked up that they closed all the gyms and knowing damn well motherfuckers need to be in there to avoid dying a COVID. That's something that Rogan talks about a lot that is very true. Nobody, and Miko said, talked about that a lot too. Miko Gras. Nobody's talking about, through all of this, we haven't had no conversations about just help. Son, it's paramount.

Word. Like, eat better. You know, work out. Like, go get some sun. Like, we're not having no conversations about just health. Yeah. Throughout all of this. Yeah.

That's, that's the weirdest. Everybody's just sitting on Florida. You go to Florida and people are living life, bro. Yeah, like, Florida's this shit, right? You know, it's mad fun. It's like, everybody shits on Florida, and then they still go there for vacation. Like, yeah, AOC. Like, AOC is down there.

It's like, it's open. So it's like, oh, so you want to go to the open spot. You want to go to the open spot where people still have fun. You want to go to a spot where you get crazy vitamin D where motherfuckers and bikinis all the time so they in shape. It's like you go to Miami everybody down there had COVID. They literally let it wash through the whole fucking city

and now they're not even tripping about it. They don't wear masks. No mask. No nothing. It's a good time. It's a great time. They were right. They were right. And Atlanta. Atlanta was like that too. Yeah. Atlanta was like that. Atlanta was like that. Yeah, they didn't do a good enough job.

And now I was just like, I had COVID. I don't know which one I had. That's the other thing. So now I'm not going back inside. Once you got COVID, we're not going back inside. Listen, New York City Mayor Eric Adams put it quite plain. What he said? He said, look, we got to get back to work. He was like, we got to learn to live with this. He was like, yeah, we spent $11 trillion on COVID. We don't have another $11 trillion. Yeah, I love that. I was like, damn. But when you say it's so simple and plain, it's real. That's it. Boom. We don't got another choice. We tried. Hey, I had it. You know, I don't know if it was because of the vaccine

because I'm healthy. I had body aches. I had fatigue. Runny nose. A bad sore throat for like four hours until I started coughing up the flim. Wife, same thing. Oldest daughter had a little runny nose.

Huh? I didn't have a fever. My two youngest had a fever, but it's like we, it was, it lasted five days. Yeah, six days. You know, you cancel it. I was supposed to go out of the country.

Cancel a trip. That's about it. Right. You know, the scariest part about it was we took two tests. And them shit came back negative, I bet. That's right. Bro. Those tests don't work, dude.

Nah. Those tests don't work. I did two the same day. We did the rapid negative and then we did the PCR. Rapid negative came back negative. PCR came back positive the next day. Yeah, PCR works. That rapid shit is for the birds, bro.

They had a PCR for me. My PCR came back negative. And the other one, the pregnancy test, came back positive. And that's why they came back and got me. Oh. No, it came back incalclusive. Oh, yeah, inconclusive. That's negative. I think that's wild that your pregnancy test came back in conclusive. No, it looked like it.

It does look like it. I understand what he's doing. I was wrong with the wax logic right there. But I think that, I don't know. I'm not getting tested no more. That's what I know. I'm just going to keep it above. Unless I got to travel another country, I'm not getting tested. I got a cold from that one. That's what I got. If I got a cold, I got a cold.

Don't ask me what the fuck I got. Now that shit don't kill people anymore. I don't have to be worried. When it was killing people, I felt bad. Yes. Now, this is strictly brilliantly the logic. I'm paraphrasing here. But yes, I heard that when it gets to this point where it's called an endemic.

So when it gets to the point where the virus is mutating, but it's mutating, but it's not getting any stronger. But it's really contagious. And then everybody gets it. It helps us in the future for other variants. Right. Because we've built up some antibodies. About antibodies and everything. Yeah.

And when you think about, like, a virus wants to continue to live. Mm-hmm. And if it kills the host, it can't live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the ideal virus is something super contagious but doesn't kill you, like chickenpox. Remember when we were younger? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just touch somebody with chicken box.

You got everybody got, they don't kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's the perfect virus. So, like, low-key, when they found out this shit wasn't killing people, the new shit, the Omicron, they should have been hoarding us together, coughing all over each other. Yeah, everybody. We had two Super Sprite events back to back. I did my part. I got my part.

We got America back on track. I'm going to get married next week then. We had two back to back. They do have a new variant, though. The shit is called I hate you. Yeah. I hate you. Yeah, I hate you.

It's too. It sounds like an HBCU. It was like an emoji one of these kids who used. And then you know today somebody called seven, or yesterday somebody called seven different HBCUs and put in a bomb threat. No. I really think they were trying to call IHU, yo. I'm serious.

I really do. I think they were looking for IHU, man. They put in a bomb threat. Seven different HBCUs. Man, get out of here. Look it up. I just don't believe it. How do you pronounce it?

I.HU. I. H.U. Like, you diss the letters. Look, bomb threats at HBCUs, prompt evacuations and lockdown. Seven HBCUs received bomb threats today. Look, first one, IHU. Howard University.

Howard University That should happen at seven different universities I hate you You That's not a coincidence bro

It's not a coincidence Soon as you hear about I hate you I said it on the air I was like That shit sounds like an HBCU Yeah

The University Augustau Prime Bluff Florida Memorial University I never even heard those first two Howard University North Folk State

University North Carolina Central University Prairie A&M in Texas and IHU and Xavier University of Louisiana

All got bomb threats today I eat you I think not I think not too That sounds like an Asian name I eat you I hate you

I'm not God damn we was doing so well I know we tried no no no not I don't say it with the accent

no don't do it don't do it don't don't do it don't say it don't do it don't do it

like you'll be somebody name with the accent works don't do if we get in the cab right yeah

if somebody asked your name yeah and you name is I hate you that's it right and it was a

black person, I'd be like, come on, stop playing. So the Asian person, I'd be like, I get it. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Did you see Don't Look Up? Yes, I did. What did you think?

I thought it was a good metaphor for global warming. Like, and if you look at it like that, I think it's kind of, uh, I don't like the movies. They're like, um, there's a phrase I'm not going to remember right now, but they're like too on the button. Like, you're talking about the issue that you have and you want to change it and it becomes too preachy. But if you look at an asteroid as a metaphor for global warming, like the scientists are like, yo, it's getting hot.

Not just global warming though. Oh, what? Of course, climate, global warming, COVID. You know what I mean?

It could be this imminent threat. Ah, yeah, and then not taking it seriously. Not listening to the scientists, not listening to the experts, just like, fuck it,

let's go on about our life. Yeah. I loved it. I saw it getting killed by, you know, critics and people on social media. Oh, their critics destroyed it.

Oh, they didn't like it? I hated it. Interesting. What if you look at it as a metaphor for global warming or climate change and the asteroid represents the climate change? And the scientists are like, yo,

it's right there's going to hit us and we're fucking dead. I understood the message. It just wasn't like. It wasn't good for you. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. But I did think the fucking chip part was funny. The which one?

The guy from the Pentagon who charged for the chips. Oh, yeah. That was hilarious. That running joke was great. Yeah. Because that's really how I. all of us being our own heads about shit like that. This motherfucker get me for chips.

Why would he do? He's a four-star channel. But just anybody who does something that they don't have to do. Like, why would you do that to me? And the part where the guy she was dating and wrote an article about her like, that was so 2020, 21, 21?

Yeah, that crazy girl, I fucked her. It's like, damn, like that. Yeah. That made me sad. Here's the only thing I didn't like about the movie. That it was labeled satire. There was nothing satirical about that. Ah.

That shit was so. literal now yeah yeah and I say this all the time satire sketch spoofs it's impossible to do nowadays because life is already so fucking absurd yeah we live in absurdity we live in absurdity yeah the shit that used to be in idiocry the shit that's and don't look up you're like that would never happen yeah that is who we are yeah so it's almost got to be like it's it's almost like you watching Seinfeld it's like relatable yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah You're watching something relatable. Absolutely.

That's why I love you. It's like, fuck. You go? What happened? Your hair got stuck? My earring. Oh. No, I was going to say it's relatable.

Come on, y'all. I thought you liked Fernfield. Yes, me too. I'm looking at her like that. Like that you like that shit like that? Creamer walking in the world. That was like, that was a good point shows me, but I didn't feel like it ripped like that. No, he did.

I had to look over there. What the hell happened? I thought the finger. I was like, what happened? Shut up. No, I'm going to say it's relatable, but you don't ever really see, like, the White House in that type of light.

What are we talking about? We saw it like that when Kamala got, when they tried to interrupt the interview with me. Yeah. It was that upset. Like, that's what shit you see on a movie. You haven't even spoken about that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. That's the shit you see on a movie. That was fucking weird. Like, we live in the, you know, the world is so absurd. We live in the world with Joe Biden's talking to the woman I can't even remember from another country and she's like he farted in front of me

I never heard that you never saw that bro. Google Joe Biden's fart tale This shit that comes out like This is the type of news stories that happened Yo Joe Biden and goats Imagine just throwing farts

During interviews bro He farted in front of Camila Parker Bowls bro. He farted in front of the Duchess of Cornwall I don't go fuck about the Duchess of Cornwall Step your shit up What's cornwall? What's cornwall?

them all even. Camilla Parker Bowles can't stop talking about Joe Biden's long fart. This was back in November Biden. But this is the type of country that we live in the world

we live in. We see shit like that and it's like, okay. Yo, this girl got to watch her mouth, yeah. Talking about my president. You know what I mean? Like, the guy's 80 years old

he can't fart. That's what I'm saying? You know what a way he holding that. Yeah, what a fucking asshole this girl is. To talk about an 80-year-old man, his butt lips can't hold in a fart no more, yo.

The guy's got eight-year-old canal. You still the president, you know, you fart on the campaign trail. I'm not bulldog. If you can't control your fucking fart, how you're going to control the country? He shouldn't be president. We know that. Like, he don't even know he's president, but this guy got no clue where he is. But if he's just talking to a girl, he wants to let one rip, I'm supposed to judge him for that? I'm far in my life. When he's president, yes. I know he's still a man. He's the president of the United States of America. If you can't control your far as, how you going to control the country? Yeah, tell her to control her uncle. And tell her uncle to stop

hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein. you control that. Dumbass? They don't want you to talk about that. Hey, we don't talk about that. Hey, don't just a cornwall. Control your family. Why don't you control your family?

Make them stop having sexual teenagers. Why about that? And they'll point to Biden and say, control yours. You want to pull out the ledger? Oh, yeah. No. We got laptops full of data over here. Let's go, Hunter.

Do you, Hunter? You know what I'm saying? Let's go. Wild out, my boy. Wild out. While my way you put him before, you know. Bill Clinton was on that ledger, too. Hey, it is what it is.

We don't know what he did. Even though Kamala got like hot and bodily with you, she still answered your questions in a very political way, where she didn't answer the question. No, no, no, Charlemagne, no. Joe Biden is the president of the United States. Let's have Biden out the basement. Joe Biden is the president of United States of America, Charlemagne.

Yeah, to me, it wasn't even that. It was the interrupting in the middle of the interview is, that's the movie shit. But we didn't see that. What do you mean? The casual view. or didn't see them literally stepping in a room and taking her out. Tell us what happened.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that was on there. I didn't edit none of that. But that happens to you all the time in a lot of the interviews you do. Yeah, that is true. No, no, people try to stop. But hold on, tell us what, so what happened? Give us, give us.

Well, when I... Yeah, yeah. You know, the whole interview is like 21 minutes. It's on Cedar Show YouTube page. But, like, I was asking a line of Joe Manchin questions prior to that. But it was like, you know, I just kept getting the political...

Borshit answer. Rhetoric answered. So it's just like, yo, who's the real president? Joe Manchin and Joe Biden. And that's when they, that's when they tried to interrupt.

I mean, the interview almost got interrupted it a couple times prior to that, but it was just because of time. They're acting like they can't hear me. Yeah. But it's the truth, though. It's like, what am I supposed to do?

Just sit there? No, you got to ask those questions. That's right. But they think you're going to give them some soft balls? I, you know what? To be honest, to me, that wasn't a hardball question. It was. I mean,

there's nothing. Hardball about that question. Yeah. Like, that is an obvious question that anybody that's a Democrat, especially a high-ranking Democratic official who's the vice president of the United States of America and the president of the Senate, you should be asked, you should be expected to be asked up like that.

Yeah. And guess what happened that Sunday? Everybody gave me shit. Everybody gave me shit at this, after this acting like I was being disrespectful with Madam Vice President, which I wasn't. I was just asking the question that I care about. Yeah.

And then what happened on that Sunday? What happened? Big Joe Manchin goes on Fox News and blocks bill back better. blocks it right then and there. So who's the real president, Kamala? That's all I. We want to know. We want to know who got the power. Let's see her wild out. Let's go. So who's the real president of this country? Is it Joe Manchin or Joe Biden, Madam Vice President?

Come on, Charlemagne. Come on, it's Joe Biden. I can't tell sometimes. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. It's Joe Biden. It's Joe Biden. And don't start talking like a Republican about asking whether or not he's president. it's Joe Biden. Do you think Joe Manchin is a problem? And it's Joe Biden.

And I'm Vice President. My name is Kamala Harris. I love it. And the reality is because we are in office, we do the things like the child tax credit, which is going to reduce black child poverty by 50% on track to do that. We do things that are about saying that our Department of Justice is going to do these investigations and require that we end choke holes and have body cameras. It is the work of saying we're going to get led.

That's the Kamala Harris, I like when she was in the Senate. Because our babies are suffering because of that. It is the work of saying people who ride public transit deserve the same kind of dignity that anybody else does. So let's improve that system. It is the work of saying that we have got to bring down prescription drug costs because folks who have diabetes should not be dying because they don't have enough money in their pocket.

It's about saying black maternal mortality is a real issue that must be treated by everybody, including the White House, as a serious issue. Okay? So I hear the frustration, but let's not deny the impact that we've had. And agree also that there is a whole lot more work to be done. And it is not easy to do.

We will not give up, and I will not give up. I just want you to know that that Madam Vice President, that Kamala Harris, that's the one I like. That's the one that was putting the pressure on people in Senate hearings. That's the one I'd like to see more often out here in these streets. But where is the show the people stepping in and stuff? Oh, before that. Oh, before that. Okay.

But this is what I don't understand. If I'm the Vice President of the United States of America, I'm Kamala Harris. nobody's blind. We all see what's going on. We see Joe Manchin, Kristen Cinema, you know, probably some other moderate Democrats

who never have to come to the Florida vote so we don't know what they're really thinking, you know what I mean? Because they're not speaking out loud. If we know that these people are blocking things, when you hear,

when you say things like, I hear the frustration, why can't you own that? Like, if I'm the vice president, and this is what I mean when I say, you know, I want to see her speak out more about things, Yo, hey, how about say I'm frustrated because with a 50-50 Senate, if everybody on our team voted like a team, I would have the tie-breaking vote and we can get more things done in this country.

We could pass the George Floyd, you know, policing act. We could pass the bill back, you know, better. We could pass fucking voting rights legislation. Think about that. The cornerstone of democracy is not being protected. Right? And it's because I don't like when they say the thing. about all Republicans, there's just 50 Republicans

who voted against it. They're supposed to. They're doing, that team over there is moving like a motherfucking team. They're doing what they're supposed to do. They're together, unity, group operation. Y'all ain't fucking with it. We ain't fucking with it. That's how the dim should be moving. That's who I voted for. So if you told me, vote

to get to Senate, right? Vote to get to White House. And we got y'all that. And it's a 50-50 vote. And the tie-breaking vote goes to the vice president. Why can't the Vice President expressed frustration to the people in her party who are blocking the president she's witch agenda. Why is it so hard to tell the truth?

Yeah. Why do you think? Because politicians, they lie. Yeah. Those days are done. Yeah. Now, we're talking about how satire and spoof and all that shit is done. Yeah.

That political rhetoric, the talking points, it's done. Yeah. You know why? Because we got eyes. Yeah. and we got ears. Yeah. And we live in an age of transparency

but we all can see through bullshit. Yeah, they can't control the information as much as they used to be able to. Yeah. Like before, they could just tell Fox News or CNN, hey, print this shit, talk about this shit, here's your talking point, and this is what it is.

But now you've got motherfuckers on podcasts. They're going to do all this research and they're going to go out there. And if you're going to be a scientist, they're going to spread it, they're going to post on Instagram, post it on Twitter, and you have so many different access points for information. So many different access points for truth.

Some might even say too many because you could kind of create your own truth. But there is too many. And you don't know what's what. It's like, it's like, I don't, like, it's like literally if I took those things right there and I put every single one of them under a cup, there's something under every cup. It's just which one is the one that's actually the one you want. And we're just going to choose the things to satisfy our feelings. What do I tell you all the time?

I tell her that. All we do is go for the truth that makes us feel comfortable. Meaning so it don't have to be true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just what's true to us that makes us feel good. Yeah. That's it. Everybody wants to feel good, man.

What was I, what the fuck was we reading? Was it, I don't know if I was watching the movie, don't look up, it was something I was thinking, maybe I wrote this the other day, but I was thinking about how we live in a world where, like, people say, it's not what you say. It's how you say it, right? Because everybody wants to take in information in, like, this nice way. I can't come to you and tell you the truth.

I'd be like, Shultz, motherfucker, you're about the goddamn die. If you don't do X, Y, Z. I got to come to you and be like, hey, man, I really think you should do this because there's such a, such possibility. You don't care about me. You do it that way.

No, tell me to duck. Yes, motherfucker. Yeah, I'm with you on that one, but then a lot of people is like, if it doesn't affect them, they don't care about it. Like, that's the shit with global warming, for example. It's like, the cities that have the most power in the world are based in place.

with shitty climates. New York, London, like you can keep on. And why is that is because you had to bust your ass to make life livable back in a day

when the weather sucked, right? If you want Puerto Rico, you got just fucking mangoes growing everywhere, beautiful weather, like, what,

what urgency do you have? Same thing with Spain, same thing with Greece. Like, what urgency do you have to develop this insane society? You good, you happy.

New York and London is the best example. In New York, fucking Norway, they got everything on the ground, You go to Canada. You could do everything underground because you got to be covered in snow. So all these places that run the world can't wait for some global warming.

You're like 50 degrees in December, bet. We're not worried about the Eskimos. We're not worried about these other things. It is advantageous to us. New York should be worried, though. I get what you saying. You know what I mean? Yeah, because it's like if I'm in New York or if I'm in London, I'm like,

what y'all talk about weather? When the sun's out in the summer, it's out. Yeah. And it snows in the winter. Guess what, though? They don't snow no more. It's no snow no more. Yeah.

So something ain't right. Something ain't right. But for us, we're like, I could take less snow. That's good. You're going to give me some more sun? Cool. Even the day, right? It's like in New York, it's clearly ice on the road.

Yeah. But it's not cold. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Maybe at night what happens, it will probably freeze. No, it's freezing that night. Yeah. Because it will get cold another night.

That night, I wanted to go get me a motherfucking Dutch. You know, the truck, and I left it. I said, God, leave. Yeah, it's cold. Co is a motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess that's the thing.

It's like, it's got to, you got to care about it. Like, even with the COVID shit, you might not care about it, but you're like, yo, your mom could get it. And you don't want to be the person that gave it to your mom. So immediately. My mom was with us all for two weeks. She's the only person in the house didn't catch COVID. Hilarous.

Hilarous. She was Vaxo? Yeah. And booster? No. Oh, wow. She's the only person didn't catch COVID. That's the crazy.

Like, I ended up having to stay another week because my niece got it. But it's like, she's the only person that didn't get it. Yeah. but you know what I'm saying like you gotta make it you gotta tap into people's feelings and that's what they do they do that shit all the time

and they're good at it man they're fucking good at it that's crazy let's pay some bills man come back and talk about Antonio Brown oh yeah a legend

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Did you see Betty White say that she doesn't, um, the key to a long life? was not eating, she'd never see stayed away from greens. Really? Right before she passed away, like three days. She was like the keto and long life. She did an article in People magazine. And she was like the key to life. And I'm sure she was making a joke.

But she was like the key to life is she stay away from greens. She don't eat nothing green. Really? I don't believe her. Yeah, I think that's cap, you know. But that's, well, if she wanted to live to 100. 99 is cool. Yeah, I actually think that was the illest thing.

People got mad at Duval for what Duval said. but it's only because Duvall tweets like how he talks. So he don't give no cut. Duvall's the funniest person on Twitter. Yes, he is. Because he just jumps out the window, right? So he jumps out the window the day Betty White dies. And he goes, God showed Betty White something that made her say, F it for 2022.

The reason I understood what he was saying is because those are the type of things we have conversations about. Like we've had conversations about like when my grandma, passed away in 2006. My grandma, whenever she would go somewhere, she would put her wig on. So she went in her room, she put her wig on, she sat in her favorite chair,

and she passed away. And then Duvall was telling me a story, and I'm probably getting a story wrong. I can't remember who it was in his family, but when that person's husband died, they used to always go to Atlanta to like hang out, whatever else. So clearly that's what she wanted to pass away.

So she drove to Atlanta from, I think, Florida or somewhere, and she passed away in Atlanta, right? But she wanted to pass away because her husband had already passed like six months prior. So when he said that about Betty White, I'm like, yo, we don't know what happens before death. So if you're a person who's 99 years old and you've lived in long prosperous life and, you know, you just did an interview with People magazine and people magazine already put you on the cover and they're like, yo, Betty White turns 100, very premature. You know what I mean? Right? Yeah.

We don't know what God might have showed her. We don't know how how do we know that God doesn't come to you in your sleep? Yeah, it said a Reaper come to you. And show you. You know what I mean? How do we know we don't get a choice? You'll be gone at 48 hours, so you better have fun. Word out.

How do we know? So even though he worded it crazy because he's Duval. Yeah, yeah. I understood what he was saying. Yeah, there was a spiritual nature to what he was saying. There was a spiritual nature of what he was saying. Like God in this old. person they're having conversation.

Like, you really want to go through this 2020, shit? Do you really, like, you want to deal with the new coronavirus, you want to deal with more lockdowns, you want to do with all this nonsense, or you want to just tap out gracily right now and fuck over the people of People magazine. Betty?

That's a great way. That's a Betty joke. That's Betty. Come on, man. Yes, y'all have printed all these magazines. Y'all got them out saying, I'm a hundred here, suckers. I'm saying that.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's a great. It's a great It's hilarious! Yeah. Come on, man. But what if People Magazine

knew she was dead for a while and they still did it? Nah, no. Did she did the interview? Did she? Wow. Did she? They got, they got,

what's some things called? Liars? Hologram? It's a magazine, though. You don't need her there. Okay, peace. Yeah. I'm just saying, did she die

as natural cause? Like, you don't know, we don't know what happens in those moments. Yeah. We don't know what. She wasn't sick. You know what I mean?

She wasn't in an accident. How long you want to live? I take a buck. At least a buck, right? At least a hundred. We need a buck, right? At least a buck. Let me get a hundred.

Let me get a hundred. Let me get a hundred. When I thought, you know, John Madden, 85, that's cool. And that's football 85 too. That's cool. That's a good, that's good. That's a good 85. That's a good 85, bro.

John Madden is a legend, bro. Like John Madden is, I take that 85. but then when I see people like Minister Fragon who's like 88, 89, when I see he'll get to a buck for sure. Clarence Avon's 90. I just look at the people that influenced me, right?

Like, you know, my entertainment idols are Clarence Avon, Arsenio Hall, JZ, Pedy Green. God bless the dead PD didn't make it. Arsenio's 65. Looking great. Jay's 50 plus. Yeah. Clarence Avon's 90. Yeah. Betty White died at 99.

Ooh, actually. Let me get the A. want it. I think we want 100, but this is a good discussion I wanted to ask you about, because there was a lot of conversation about Jay Z and a versus, and a lot of people coming for Jay's neck, right? Like he's supposed to. And people in the South believe that future could take Jay in a versus. Yeah. I spoke to young kids. I got a kid that works with me, Shifty. He's 18 years old. He's 19 now, I think. And he don't even... I don't know if I could trust that guy.

Well, but here's the thing. I'm a name Shifty. Yeah, Shifty. Chaz, this is a real name. Jesus. But Shifty, and he said that, like, Jay's he doesn't even, like, he knows who Jay is. He knows music, but to him, Jay's, like, the guy who wraps about, like, financial planning and shit.

He's not, like, the one. Well, we were just talking about this. I was saying that on the way here. Okay, go. So, so what do you think about Jay in a verses? Like, obviously, Jay believes he could be anybody of verses, but can he? I think it's so.

I think it's so strange. Go ahead. For us to have seen so many years of hip-hop. Yeah. and expect hip hop artists, rappers, to be like, yeah, he could beat my ass. He could fuck me up in a bath. Oh, of course. He's going to have some arrogance, yeah.

How? Jay Z feels the way he's supposed to feel, one, because he's Jay-Z, but also, Jay-Z's always felt that way. Jay-Z came in the game, like, I'm better than all of y' all. Yeah, yeah. L.L., what you want. Yeah. He wasn't respecting his elders and his peers.

He was paying homage, but we get on this microphone, I'm a bus your fucking ass. How else his his future poster feel? How is his future poster feel? Okay, so we're just, We understand he feels that way, but realistically speaking, depending on where the verses is done. In age. And the age of the crowd, Jay might either dominate or get dominated.

Like, if that versus takes place in Atlanta, future might be washing them. It depends on the age demographic. But words is words, though. Like, how you, like, no words is better than other words. Verses is based on songs. Yeah, and sometimes songs hit different, especially within different communities. He's like, you could put on a fucking mariachi song that Mexicans are going to go crazy for, but we might be sitting here like,

what's the guy you was paying homage to that lady loves? He said that Fernandez, man, the goat. Kodak Black washes him to me. Depending on where you do that shit. You do that shit downtown L.A. It might be a different story. No, I just don't know any of his music. To you, exactly.

You know what I mean? These young kids ain't listening to Jay like that. They don't know Jay. I don't know. Kodak Black NBA young boy audience don't know Jay Z's music. Yeah, reasonable doubt came. When was you born, Nile? 95.

Reasonable doubt came out in 96. Wow. Jay-Z's first album, who some debate was, is his best album, came out in 1990s. When Blueprint was what? 2000. 2001. And you was five. Wow.

Think about that. These are the classic JZ albums that we're talking about. Yeah. And Nile's a DJ. Yeah. If it wasn't for your pops and your mom, you probably wouldn't even listen to that shit. For sure. Or Lauren Hill.

Yep. So how can you be, okay, so here's a different question. How can you beat a goat and recognizes the goat if you can't beat other rappers and the versus? And do those people that don't think that Jay-Z would win a versus still recognize him as the goat? Probably not. I don't know. What do you think now? If he can't lose, he can't lose.

Yes, he can't. It wouldn't be as bad as Nate Robinson getting knocked out, but it'd be. Exactly the same. But I think the goat is just personally. No, the reason I say exactly the same Because if you're Kodak Black Who's what 24 And you do it in Florida

And it's your demographic He won It don't matter who He won Those kids don't care Those go fuck me who You know what I mean They don't care

Listen I remember man You might have been there wax I remember this was a powerhouse I wasn't maybe it was Remember post I used to do his birthday party? This was like 10 years ago And the The bill was like Waka Flaka.

Okay. Mob deep. God bless the dead prodigy. I forgot who else. I just remember when Waka came out there, that crowd went crazy. Mind you where in New York. Crowd going crazy to Flocka. Prodigy comes out.

I'm like, oh shit, you hear that Star, all my killers in the $100 billers. Oh, my. Do you think that that audience? Do you think those kids cared in that crowd? Oh, no. Me, Diz and all of us. Yeah, me loving.

Yeah. Love that shit. Them kids was like... I don't want that right. It wasn't disrespect. It was just like... They just didn't relate. Now, when Fetty came out,

it was like, whoever that artist is at that time, even with the colorful guy. Six-nine. Yeah. I ain't known that this fucking music, but everybody just went crazy. Whoever is hot at that time,

you could have been hot last year. It was all good at just a year ago. I think you just had to live through it. Because when you live through it, you have a connection to you. That's right. Yeah. You can enjoy Waka and...

Mob deep. But like, if I didn't grow through Mobb, I'm not going to be in- Yeah, I was very relatable to Hove. Isn't there some music that's just objectively better than other music? It's not about how good it is, yo. It's literally about what Niala just said. It's about the connection you have because we have moments that have happened to these records.

Like, I can remember things that I was doing when reasonable doubt was out. I can remember going to the Hard Knock Life Tour and seeing Jay-Z flash that watch when he was doing one in the minute while. Why you looking at my roll ice bending up my sleeve and that shit blind in the crowd? And he'd be like, oh, I got to get in this business. I got to be in hip-hop. You know what I mean? Like, these kids don't have that connection to that shit.

I do think that some older songs are just hits. Like what? Certain songs have a vibration that no matter what age, like, you can fuck with this shit. Kind of like. Boy's the man. Like, end of the road comes on people. Yeah. Okay.

Singer might be different than rapping, though. Because I believe that, like, singing is different than rap. He's way singing. Singing the last forever. Okay, 50 cent in the club. It don't matter what age. No, that is an interesting point that he makes, though, about, like, singing compared to rap. Like, rap has to be relatable.

You want to, like, live vicariously through it. There are songs I truly do not know the lyrics to, and I kind of just, like, hum along to them. Like, Sweet Caroline comes on. I don't even know what the fuck that song about. You're talking about a slap of, bro. Come on, don't that. Sweet gal. Come on, bro.

Come on, bro. Ba, ba, ba, ba. Like that's a thing. But, but, but, but. I don't know the rest of the song. I'm sure you've heard that in the garden. Ah, yes. Boxing matches.

You tap into. That's different. Okay, can't. That's a different level. When I'm high, I like certain songs. Like what? Like, if I'm high, then I, like, if I heard that song when I'm high, I always like that song.

Like, if I, if you hear that song in something, like a big event that you like it. Yeah. That's why we can remember it. That's what I think, Charles was saying, it's like you're tapping into nostalgia. So you remember these moments with these iconic songs. So you're feeling the moment when you hear the song. Yeah. Yeah, it takes you back to that feeling.

It's like why like exercise, like with exercise, like the right playlist can make you run faster or longer. They said Drake makes you run slower. I get that. That's a, you get that. I got two drinks on my workout playlist that make me go really. Which ones? Non-stop and can't take a joke.

I'll run. I'll be honest with you. Never heard any of the one. Neither one of them. I think I heard nonstop from. Can't sit down. But you know what I, do you know what I did? Yeah, I just would.

Yeah, that's your slap. Yeah, that's your slap. I was, I was back on my sit-ups, and I started doing my sit-ups, and it was hard. And I was like, I went to Little John songs yesterday, and I was getting it. Look at all. Running the Drake makes you slow a chord in the new study. It depends on an album. Yeah.

How do you read this? And where you find this at? I don't know why all that. I was listening to Little Bow Wow this morning. And I was like, damn, I really love this album growing up as a kid. You've never said that. Eve and you're like, what? I'm listening to Little Bow Wow.

I used to listen to Bow Wow when he was a kid. Right. No, you didn't. Because it was on the radio and shit all the time. No, I remember the video on, we watch on, what was in a 16th and Park. But she didn't used to come on. It's not like you went to it. School, yeah.

You didn't, that was her. Bowie was her, JZ. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it was still Daisy. at the time. Stop it.

I see what he's saying, though. You told me you cried to Bow Wow. I'd never say it. You'd be lying. Wow. You said when Bow Wow thought of dating to the air, you cried. I never said that. Who told me that?

They had the picture on their wall and everything. Was it Ivy? Yeah, okay. Michaela? Michaela. I don't know. It wasn't me. Oh, I didn't realize that people had this connection to

Bow Wow. But no, Bowowow was the goat. Big Canaan. We were real. Yo, Bowowowow was the goal. Gold at one point.

You got, you know what I don't want to be with them. I know all the words to it. Well, how does it go? Wait, which one is this? Oh, you just don't know. Oh, that ain't it? Oh, see, I don't know. That's the other one.

Let me sit my old ass down somewhere. Let me hear some lyrics. I got you. Let me hear the lyrics. Let me hear it. But I'm happy pocket full of gold. Representing so-so. And it due to, I'm.

I see walking through junior high school to make room. Sweet, Caroline. Bob, Bob, Bob! I'm that. I look in there. You see what I'm saying?

That's a J-Z? Yeah, I can't do that. That's their whole. I can do Jay Z too, though. You're a DJ. You're supposed to. Depends on the record. Whatever happened to a teacher.

Depends on the record. Yo, yip-e-e-e-e-e-e. I know that part. Bog with me now. Go to that. You know that Jay-Z never change. I know Nile don't know that. No, dude, girls, girls, girls.

Exactly. See what I'm saying? Never change. Girls, girls, girls, of course you could do. That was a radio record. Girls, girls, girls. My dad played this album every day driving me to school. And you know, Jay-Z never change.

Here's the thing, no. That's where you'll get in trouble. Because, see, the reason is so easy to dismiss Kodak, Black, a NBA, young boy, our future, whoever, because we don't know these deep cuts. It's the deep cuts that. We're not an alpha cultural.

This is wax every day. I never change. This is wax every day. I never change. This is me. I am a rock representer. Oh, some of the winner. Oh, Stead of a live.

24-7, 365. One CD 365. Left is Ian Kirk. Welcome home to charge. No amount of money ruin his thing of ours. Do it. Like, like, on the street lights, we're colliding with life as we speak. It can still be blueprint, though.

But that, my point is, you were five. But I'm sure. Black is younger than you. These kids don't care. Yeah. So those matches don't even make no sense. Or, you know, I could do, um. This shit will get washed.

I could do feelings. Yeah, let's get washed. Girls, girls, girls gets washed. And I love girls, girls. I love girls girls. Do feelings off of, um. He got washed. But by the way, when Jay-Z, here's the thing.

This is my suit to my guy Rob. Jay-Z without Kanye beats. Does he beat anybody in a-100%? Absolutely. The flow is retarded. Long, boy. He got five, he got four classics before Kanye even came around. But I would want to see Jay-Z versus Kanye, but then it's weird because Kanye can play the day.

Now, let's talk about that. Who can go against Jay-Z and a versus? Kanye. Who can go against Kanye? The versus is the one. Because Kanye got the production. That's the thing. Kanye and Drake.

And I don't even know if Drake can go against Kanye and Versus, man, real talk. No, Kanye, Kanye watches Drake. Just because of the production alone. Like, Jay got better bars, but, I mean, Drake got better bars, but, like, the production on Kanye is just so fucking uniquely different. What about Farrell and Kanye? Ooh, that's interesting. But Farrell don't got the bars.

If we're talking about, but Farrell's production is crazy. If we're talking about a fair versus, right, a matchup that universally, even globally, everybody would tune into. and it would make sense there's only two people. Jay and Yay.

Yeah. Or Jay and Drake. What about Jay and Beyonce? Why do we say stuff like that? Why do we say stuff like that? You don't think, you don't think little Wayne? Because to me, Jay Z washes Beyonce. Yeah.

And I love Beyonce. Yeah. What Beyonce going to do when Jay plays, allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is ho. The handbooking. I know he's going to say. that.

You don't even know that word. You don't even know the word. How it's good if you don't even know the word? Upgrade you

and end. Come on. That's what you're doing. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Hope. You don't know? That goes through our. One million, two million,

three million, four. What Beyonce going to do against you don't know? It's only just you can't do rap versus R and B. I saw somebody say that on Twitter. They was like the only person that could BJ is in his house.

I'm like, what are you talking about? Nah. Beyonce. No, he's talking about the sister. No, his sister don't live with them. That's right. To me, even when Jay said that,

suit to my guy, Rob Markman, when he said that, when he was like, let's not even have that conversation. Nobody wants to see me in a versus. I'm telling y'all right now, Jay Z wasn't thinking about the people y'all was thinking about it.

Jay Zee never thought in a million years. Y'all be saying future. NBA, young boy. No, never. Kanye make more. Kanye makes sense. Kanye makes sense. Wayne would even make sense,

but Wayne would even make sense. But Wayne would even make sense. But Wayne would get washed. Wayne is unbelievable. Didn't wait. Can we talk about Jayzie versus Nass? I would really enjoy it, but I feel like for a public perception, Nas wouldn't win.

Because Naz hates beats. Nause hates music that sounds good. No. No. No. He's allergic. He's allergic. He's allergic to beats.

That's the old narrative we got to change. That narrative is changed. Because a hit boy. Oh, that's right. Now he's working with a hit boy. But even those, it's the same vibe. I love it. I love King's Dreams One.

You love it. King's Disease, one, two, and magic, great albums. I think it's a little bit of, like, competition. And again, I don't know, Nazer's perspective, but, like, I just know how his pen is so prolific. And he knows that. And he believes in the pen. So maybe, you know, there's some part of it that's like,

I don't want nothing distracting from the pen. We're talking about songs and slappers, man. Jay got these sloppers. Listen, I love little Wayne. Little Wayne is a legend. We should give little weight and his flowers all the time. It ain't going to work.

It ain't going to work. I think that looks. Drake, though, would. Drake work. The reason. I think, I think Little Wayne is better than Drake. Why not Louis?

I think Little Wayne's shit is better than Drake. Name the 20. Name the 20 songs. That's my point. Wayne, Wayne's legend is because of features in mixtapes and all that type of shit. Yeah, and he had like a run. Yeah, it was unbelievable.

By the way, the run that we're even talking about, he had a run before that. Like, we're talking about a guy that's been around since 96 with BG when he was in a group of BG with baby gangsters when he was in the hot boys. Then, you know, cash money got their record deal. And then he came out as a solo artist. Then he came back as young money, little Wayne.

Like, Wayne is a, you can't take nothing from Wayne. I'm just talking about 20 songs versus 20 songs, them features. And, you know, those mixtape freestyle, they're not beating Hoves catalog, bro. Allow me to reintroduce myself. Come on. What are you going to follow that way? The way ain't got J.D. lyrics tatted on them. But literally, you hold that song.

I mean, I don't think you can put people together if they're not in like the same like class. I agree. But that's the fun thing about these discussions. The fun thing about these discussions is like is you're putting together people that would never do this, right? And it's like that's the great thing about goat discussion or top five discussions is like, yeah, Jordan, LeBron played against completely different competition. but it's fun to pontificate on like how they would exist within each other's competition. But versus is just 20 records. So if they got 20 records,

then they're just a great. I love Wayne. I just don't think Wayne got a 20 that can fuck with Jay. And I think that it'd be really night and day. I'm going to tell you all somebody else, y'all sleep on in a versus. I don't know about that. Because I've seen the Drake and Wayne when they had their versus type tour. And I honestly was just there to see Drake.

But Wayne came and like, shook shit. Yeah, but listen to what you said. you said Drake versus Wayne, and this was at a time when Drake was on what his second album? Yeah. I'm saying Wayne versus Jay. And ain't that 20 ain't that 20.

You know what I mean? The 20 Wayne guy ain't going to be the 20-hove got. So what you think would be 8-12? Wayne might win some round. I mean, it depends on the playlist, too. Like, I think Jay could go 20 and O against somebody depending on. Yeah, of course.

Where are you the comic ground for this that happened? L.A. No. I don't even think that's a good matchup. The best matchup for J.Z. In rap would be Kanye and Drake. What about Dr. Dre? Why does no one bring him up?

Like, Dr. Dre, because we don't think about him as like a rapper. But if you really think about the music that he put out, like I bet if it's 10 songs, I bet Drake can go to anybody with 10. That's L.A. Kanye. Drake can go 20. So then where does he sit in it?

You're talking about Drey versus Ditty. That would be good. Drey Ditty for real. No, Drey and Ditty is actually the perfect matchup, but I just don't know who wins that. I think Drey, I'm like, got it, bro. It's hard to say. I really don't know.

Take that. Take that. But they're from the same area. That's a good matchup. Did he can outperform them? I mean, is there stage president? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're dead. Yeah.

You're dead. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to just be like. Vah. Yeah. That's the perfect matchup. Why don't they do that?

That's the one. Like, that's the one they should try to make happen. Like, forget, Jay not ever doing it. Dre and Diddy probably never doing it either. But Drey and Diddy is the perfect match. And you get people to show up to actually do their versus. Oh, man. Who can get more people to show up and pop up?

And it's history. It's the East Coast West Coast thing. Yeah. That's amazing. Settle the beef. That's amazing. Yeah. East Coast West Coast?

I mean, there's no real people. No, but I'm not what I'm saying. That's the exact same thing. Drey and Dydia's perfect for so many different reasons, especially perception, because perception plays a role in a lot of that too, right? Because a lot of times we look at people and we look at their success. You know what I mean? And we look at their success.

And we was debating another day in the group chat. And then somebody put up an old tweet that Sierra posted. And Sierra, I guess her and Rihanna had an issue when Sierra was like, Rihanna, you don't want to see me on that stage performance. And the group chat was like, She's bugging. Like, this tweet didn't age well. And I was like, yes, it did.

Yeah. I'm like, Rihanna's a superstar. Rihanna might even have better music. But I'm talking about performing. Forget it, bro. Yeah. What I see. Am I bugging?

No, yeah. Chris Brown performs better than probably everybody. Yeah, great point. Yeah. Great point. Yeah. But he gets washed into Versus versus Big Usher. And y'all got to stop.

I don't know. I don't know. I love Chris Brown. Usher got so many fucking records. Usher got so many. Usher got so many records out. Chris Brown does too, yeah, I don't know. Can you sing?

Too many hits. Yes, well, I can't sing, but, you know. And by the way, I'm not saying Chris Brown don't. And I think that's what we definitely fail to realize we have these conversations about verses. Chris Brown is a whole legend. Yes. Chris Brown guy hits. Yes, he do. But I'm telling y'all these levels to this legend shit.

Yeah. And what Usher got, them 20 Usher. would play nuclear bomb. So why was Jason Duralo so upset? What is that about? That's a good question. You can't be upset at some of the mistakes. You were someone more famous than you.

I didn't know if it was because he got called Usher because he got called bitch ass. Oh, he called him a bitch ass? Because he said somebody got smacked. Oh. It was something. It was a curse word after that. So I don't know what set them off.

Make some money. He said make some money. Make some money. Hey, why slap him, doc him? Hey, Usher, fuck you bitch. Why he slap him? Why he's up? He said, why would you smack him like that?

If you never thought Jason DeRullo was Haitian before this. Why you smack him? I love it. Watch this. Sock posse. Get your hands dirty, big Jason. You know what I'm saying? Jayce was like, fuck that.

Fuck waiting on my people to do it. I'm going to show you who you playing with. Who fuck you playing with? Who fuck you playing with. Here's the thing. Jason was clearly having a bad day. That's all it was. Can I say, can I ask another question?

Yes. And this is just me playing devil's advocate, because I don't know any of these people's situation. You see something like that happened, right? And even though we don't have the full context, how come nobody's saying maybe Jason Derulo got CTE? Maybe Jason Derulo got mental health issues. Oh, his girl cheating on that.

I'm eating that corn when his tooth popped out. I'm just saying. You're right, bro. He could have. He could have. serious mental health issues for being at Kornman is a super podcast. We're so quick. And by the way, I'm not

diagnosing nobody. I don't know. But when Antonio Brown situation happened, immediately everybody's like CTE, he got mental health issues, whatever, whatever. All I saw was a man making a choice. That's it. Yeah. I don't know what led him to do what he did, but it wasn't that crazy.

Yeah. He said, fuck it. How many people do that work? That's what I'm saying? Something in that moment. He lost crazy bread doing that. Like there was some numbers. Go, go, go. I'm glad you said that. Because that's what we do.

We look at people and we be like, that motherfucker's great. He walked away from a million dollars. He did the Chappelle. Yeah. We don't know what led them to do that. Yeah. But I don't just jump the mental illness.

Yeah. If it is a mental health issue, yo, I want the brother to go get the help you deserve. But all I saw in that moment was a man making a choice. Did you hear a rap song? Then he put out. listen to an answer on your Brian Rap song. What was he saying?

I didn't get to listen to it. I was asking. Did he give out an explanation why he did it? Or what people's saying is right? The rumor is that he was injured and he didn't want to play or he felt like he was injured, he didn't want to play. And then the coach was like, go in and he was like, no, I'm not going in. And then took her all the office.

The coach that he never said that never, that never happened. The coach that he never told me he had an ankle issue, whatever, whatever. Yeah. My only thing is, why are we so quick to just dismiss? somebody's feelings. Sometimes it's the past, it's like the profession they're in, right? Like if a wrestler for like

MMA, or football, you know, like someone that you know that could suffer from something because of the hits that they're taking, then we're like, okay, maybe that's why he would walk away from all that money

or walk away from something he loved or dedicate his whole life to. I would argue that the football field is the place where Antonio Brown probably makes his best decisions. Because most of his issues are off the field. We've never seen him act like that

on the field. This is the wild part, right? He's done all this stuff off the field. Yes. And you don't, I didn't hear that then. I didn't hear, oh, you got mentalism. But as soon as he does this on the field, which is, to me, is just a choice. Yeah. He took his stuff off. He gave a goodbye.

He looked perfectly sane to me. Peace. I'm out, man. Haircoat on that field. God bless y'all. Call him my driver and go pick me up and going to the game the next day. Yeah. I don't see nothing crazy about that.

Yeah, I guess not. I mean, what was crazy is it. the Buccaneers ended up winning the game. Well, that's because they got the greatest white man of all time. They might have the greatest white man of all time. Jesus included. Listen, I'm telling y'all right now, telling y'all right now. Relax.

No, no, no, no. This is a versus we need to talk about. I'm asking about Jesus. That's the verses we need to talk about Tom Brady versus Jesus. Guys and gals. 20 years, bro. Not even. 20 years?

Listen to me. 20 years, it's going to be some different conversations, man. He ain't got 20 rings, so he can't even compete against you. Jesus don't got 20 rings. Jesus got 20 people that he said. You're celebrating three kings today. We ain't never doing that with Brady. There's going to ever be no three tied-in service.

Ain't going to ever be the office of linemen we celebrate. We don't know who his running back was. We know Brady. You can name any of those Patriots teams. You can name no bussy. You know what? I take that back. There might be one person we celebrate with Brady.

Okay. Grom. And that's because Grunk is smart enough to roll with the disciple. Yeah. You know, the role with the guy. To be the disciple. He's a disciple.

He did a disciple. Brank came out of retirement. Brom came back from the dead because Brady resurrected him. Yeah. That's only one person. Listen, Jesus, I'm with you all day. There's blood.

The blind man. Hill and wax. That was out here being a whore. Like, come on. Listen, I'm with you on all of those things. But he won't six. Super Bowl rings and one one. Ain't enough.

Jesus got so much. I'm not putting Tom Brady over Jesus. I'm just telling y'all in the future. No, I'm just telling y'all in the future, there's going to be a conversation. Nah. Why? Jesus did too much. Huh?

Look at that. You know why? Because guess what? Wow. Wow. That's it. That's it. That's it.

You know. That was hilarious. Bro. Listen, they say, what if Jesus came back as Tom Brady? Nah. He didn't. He didn't. He didn't.

Why would you say no? Because he didn't do no miracles for me. He didn't go to the Cowboys and win this shit for me. That's all me. You got to holl at me, man. Maybe he only does it for his followers. I ain't got nothing. Listen, Jesus do it for all of us.

He woke you up this morning. You, you, us, me. But not everybody gets to go to heaven. Maybe the Cowboys don't believe enough. Maybe we worship the star more than we worship God, son. That's a good. It's all in one, though. So, listen, if you come, you got to be a one.

You got to get on board. He got rules. Y'all playing, but I'm telling you, in the future. There's going to be a real debate about Tom Brady and Jesus. The man is 44 years old. Still balling. He's 40. Listen.

It all depends on when he died. It all depends on when he died. Exactly. God, God, you gave him this guy. God, you gave him this sense of humor. Okay. God, you gave you, listen, God, you gave this man this sense to humor. Okay.

You know his heart. You know my heart, God. Come on. I'm just saying, you'll see, watch, mark my words. 20 years from now, you're going to be really sitting back watching some kids in the metaverse debate. Yo. About who is Jesus. Or did Jesus come back as Brady?

Lord have mercy. Jesus is never going to die down. Would you be a Patriots fan if Jesus came back as Brady? I would have no choice. You have to follow him. Hey, would you know Jesus if Jesus came back? Yes. I mean, I always think that Jesus is like anybody who asks for money.

You know what I'm saying? For some reason. Like, you know the guys out there in the streets. Oh, like beggars? Yeah, I don't want to, yeah, I don't want to, because he's not going to come back as a rich man and all that. He's going to come back as somebody that you probably can be like, ah, shoot, shoot. Yeah. I just feel like that.

Tom Brady was a sixth or seventh round draft pick. He wasn't beloved. He didn't come into the league and everybody expected him to be the greatest quarterback of all time. He was a scrawny ass kid who got drafted in the sixth or seventh round. He was like Captain America before Captain America got the Super Serum. Right? And then he became this deity. Yeah.

So I can't sit. He didn't come from means, bro. Like, to your point, he was the beggar. Yeah. He was the beggar. But he, I mean, God love me so much. He wouldn't go to the Patriots. He wouldn't go to the Cowboys.

The Patriots. Hey, the Patriots sucked. They did. They sucked. The only reason Brady got in the game because Bledsoe got hurt. True, Bledsoe got hurt. That sound like a miracle to me, bro.

That's not like a miracle to me, bro. He didn't wake me up this morning, man. The way he turned around that Patriots franchise, six rings, bro, and then went to Tampa and got another one? Yeah, dude. But if he lost, Jesus ain't going to lose. That's not true. I don't want to say it.

He lost against C.K. Listen, Jesus, even his death Yeah, would still make him even better. Yeah. How about how you spent it? Huh? I don't want to talk. I don't want to have this.

All of them just simply say this. It could be taken as a loss. Yep. But. To win. If you're rooting for the team, you say it's a sacrifice. Amen. What?

I'm just saying. I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying. You know what I mean? To me, it's a loss. I think you got to follow. Jesus, bro. I'm with Jesus. All day long. I'm all day Jesus. I'm just saying in the future there's going to be some discussions. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I think you need to get on the TB 12 method, bro.

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George announcements. Yo, Portland, Seattle. I'm coming to y'all this weekend, man. The Andrew Shultz.com. The tour, the infamous tour is going through April. The last shows are going to be at Radio City Musical here in New York and then out in Atlantic City as well. Excuse me. And then that's it.

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That's just how I talk. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. They ain't salute. But they ain't not playing in Brooklyn. You see this shit. 17 alleged gang members charged in sweeping indictment in Brooklyn. Eric Adams, baby. Investigations show the teens flaunting their guns on social media,

including one shoving a gun inside a puppy's mouth. They're accused of four murders and charged in that 118 count indictment. Man, boy, this is the crazy world that we live in, yo. The fact that people really be thinking these crimes are okay. Yeah. It's like, why don't you put a gun in a puppy's mouth? You got the feds on you now, the PEDA. You know what I mean?

Peter. That reminds me a don't fuck with cats. What happened with don't fuck with cats? That show on Netflix. What happened? People were raising hell about somebody was chopping up cats, right? Yeah, it was killing cats. Salute to Peter, man.

Sluke and Ingrid Newkirk. She's the president of Peter. She sent me a nice card for the holidays. And she sent me a Wutane Clan wallet. I guess she knows I'm a Wu-Tang Clan fan. And she sent me a... Wow. I guess the Rizzo makes Wollett.

and she sent me one. And she asked me to please leave them alone in 2022. She told me to stop fucking with them, man. You know what I mean? Peter's just funny. Peter is what I mean when I talk about things that just so absurd. It's like nothing's even, it's not even satire. Like it's not even fun.

Yeah, I give them donkey today, but it's not even funny because it's just like the shit that they be upset about is silly. Like don't say dog on. Yeah, yeah, got it. You know what I mean? So it's dogs and cats? I forgot. All animals.

What was? I forgot. So they'd be mad if I had a chicken farm? It's furious. Oh, my God. Furious. What did they? Who was the last people?

Let me see. Was it, yeah, Peter urges people to stop using animal names is insults. Yeah. Yeah. Dog going to was. Yeah, I'll call them somebody a chicken. Yeah, you pig. Get your bird ass out of there.

You bird ass. You bird ass. Are you mad? What I said, and I think this is logical. We don't even know if that's what you call animals. Has a chicken ever come to you and said, hi, I'm a chicken? Nope. Has a tiger ever come to you and said, hi, I'm a tiger?

We labeled these things, these creatures, these names. And then you're going to get mad at me because I'm calling. But they might know their names. It's kind of like how your dog learns their name that you give it. I get what you saying. But nobody never say bird. They play Harry. You know, how do we know?

By the way, how do we know? You do realize dogs that are only ones that humor us, right? Yeah. Everybody else don't want nothing to do with them. No other animals. Cats hate you. Cow! Cow!

Who fuck he you're talking to? Eating. You got to eat his cousin. You know what I mean? You walk him to a baby like pig. Motherbuck and sit right there in that slop. They keep eating. Man.

Nah, dogs only try to fuck with you. At the zoo, pigs, pigs interact. They want food. Because you're welcome to them with some food with the sugar food. They're not paying you no goddamn attention. They're hungry. That's how they want food. So they starve them until they get people in it.

You say what? Dolphins do for sure, yeah. That's what we call girls dolphins. Because of the fins. Dolphs is smart. But then I don't, we still don't know if that's their name. Dolphin, yeah. We have no idea.

Yeah, they don't even have English. Like, they have their own language. They have a long way of communicating. They probably don't even give a flying fuck. They have like echoes and shit, I think. What if they call them us racial slurs and we don't even know it? What if we think? What if we hear an oink, but they really say a nigger?

What if sheep say bad, but they really say in cracker? What, bitch? They might be. We don't know. They might be. We have no idea what the fuck they're doing. All I'm simply saying is we've labeled these animals, these names and then we're going to tell

humans, don't call other humans these names. You ain't asked them animals for permission? Yeah. Yeah, for a hell out of here, Peter. Who actually made these names? Huh? Who actually made these names? Who said bird? Like, do we listen to every

everybody listening to one person? Only one person made that name up? I don't know. Yeah. Who was that motherfucker? I don't know. The first person to talk about them chickens, no. You think no one really named everything? No, no was speaking English. You was speaking Aramaic or some shit, right? Now we get into languages.

No. Yeah. No. What language was he even speaking, man? No way he was speaking when we speaking. Nah. Impossible. Yo, to know what shit is crazy if you think about it.

Why? Because he didn't fuck none of the animals? The sheep got the nice pussy. Why do you know that? No, no. That's true. It looks just like a pussy. That's true.

It looks just like a pussy. I'm Scottish. My people have been fucking sheep for years. That's why we wear kilts. They put it right up. You can't chase the sheep with your pants wearing your ankles. It's right. You can't chase the sheep with your pants wearing your ankles.

It's right. Stop, man, stop, man. Yeah, get out of here, man. You know, get out of there. And she got a pussy, boy. Look that she pussy, man. Your search history will be fucked up, Taylor. You might get locked up for this shit.

That's crazy. You know, the Noah thing is really crazy. Noah was building the arc. People was calling him crazy. There was other humans on the ark. Why is he splitting the sheep pussy like that? That's crazy. That ain't no sheep.

That's she pussy, bro. Oh, it's not. That's about to say, they shaved it. He's a wild guy. He's a wild guy. Go to his motherfucker. That's crazy. He's a wild guy going on.

You never pulled up. No, no, no, no, no, no. But she never pulled up by the sheep here like, back that thing. Back. Back. Oh. second one from the bottom.

No. Wow. By the way, that's how I know that that thing is not called a sheep. Because sheepish means, what does it say? The definition of sheep is showing embarrassment from shame or a lack of self-confidence. You're busting it open

like them sheep too? You confident as fuck. Hell yeah, they know. They know what they got. You're eating it. He's going crazy. He is in the sheep. Yo, Taylor, what are you watching, yo? No, no, no, no, no. You know what's crazy?

This is crazy. Is we eat sheep? Like, we'll eat them. I've never eaten the sheep. I ate lamb. And that lamb chops, bro? All the time. Oh, shit.

Yeah. So we eat sheep. But the fact that he's, hold on, lamb and sheep with the same shit. Yeah. I eat lamb once a week. Nah, bro. Yeah, bro.

So you eat lamb and sheep too. Yeah. No, Google that. Google lamb and sheep, bro. Google lamb pussy. Let's see. You didn't know. A lamb with sheep?

It's not the same. It's not the same. Nah. That guy's just, he plays with his food, man. No, they're not. Yeah, it is. For real. Yeah.

A lamb is a young sheep. A lamb is a young sheep. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know a lamb was a young sheep. Yeah. Lamb slapped. Yeah, yeah, I love it.

I'm going on how that age meat tastes. Matter of fact. We got to get some sheep now. Yeah, let's get some sheep. Why don't know that shit? I'm getting some lamb right now. Cut them off, cook them up real quick, man.

Man, Ingrid hates this conversation. Why? Who's it? I'm not saying lamb. Maybe we're eating lamb today. But she'd rather us eat the sheep, right? Because the sheep's older, let the lamb live a little longer. She's almost about to die. Yeah. The crazy, I'm telling you, Noah named all these animals.

Yeah. Because he was on that arc for 40 days and 40 nights. He's eating it. Remember when Tom Hanks named Wilson? Yeah. If you're the only human, I don't know if Noah was the only human on the ark, I'm not sure. But if you're the only person on the ark. He did?

He did? He did. His family. Yeah, but they weren't listen to him either. Oh, but he just forced them on? I mean, when the water came,

everybody had no choice. Oh, yeah. More than him forced on. But anyway, so he's just naming these fucking animals, giraffe, giraffe, elephant. The naming system we used

was invented by a scientist and explorer called what? Carolus Linnaeus. Who the fuck named them? Yeah. His idea was to give each creature a two-part name, a species name,

and a genus. Oh, yeah, genus is genus and species. Yeah, yeah. So we let one person name all the animals. That's fucking, basically. We have four women on the arc with him.

He had four women on the arc with him. Yeah. Because he had his daughters. I just Googled it. Yeah. And he had his wife. No, let's see. He had some strange concubines.

Why do we get to go four wives? Who got time? Oh, so he was chilling. If you're going to take the time to name all the animals, good for you. I'm not going to, I'm not going to fucking question that. I'm going to argue with you on that shit? No. Your job is named the animals.

Great. I want to. No. I'm okay. I'm okay. Let's do some asking an idiot. man. All right, let's do it.

All right, what we got? What do you tell? What do we do? He says, do you think your wives are ever cheap? Oh, come on, man. Don't even put that shit out there. Why you do that, yo? I don't know.

That's my nightmare. Shit. Yeah. Like right now, I got people installing my fucking, my bathrooms right now in the house. And I don't put that out there in the world. Why are you so, yo, you got to stop being afraid of your own karma,

yo. What you mean? I got three men in there changing my bathrooms and she's there with the baby. What the fuck? Fuck you think I think it's going on in my mind. You see, I can't think right now. I would like to know.

Tell us, wackling. I can't think right now. I can't wait to get out and go home. She's in the house of three men? What the fuck is going on? Why she in the house? Damn, bro. I ain't who says.

I'm thinking she's going to sleep with him. I just don't want to say. Why is she in the house, though? Huh? Why is she in the house alone, bro? You don't think she should be in the house alone? No. That's what I said, Bruce and Cole.

Ain't about me trusting her. It's about trusting the guys. Like, girls, guys didn't really have to trust their girls. You know the company? You know what the company is? Yeah, I know the company. Right, then you're good.

You know the company. You know their names. What they're going to do? What are you saying? What are you saying about Carla, bro? No, I'm just saying what was I doing? I just do dumb shit. You're afraid of your own karma?

I said that. You just learned about this with your kids the same way you are about Carla? All the time. Did your dick get hard when you saw those sheep? No, not at all. Just ask me. Not even when he did that little protractor shit.

I really just text her and say we have a lamb. Is there she what I say? Yo. What I say? Yo. Yo. He got hungry. What did I say?

Lamb baby. That might be cold. You got horny and hungry at the same time. Like lamb baby. No, because I'm what she said we'll be eating for. How did you know that lamb pussy look just like? No, because we always talk about lamb pussy. Not, not in the country.

Yeah, that's not, you hear those stories. I got, he smashed everything. They heard plenty of stories, guys. I knew, I knew a guy that they used to catch fucking the goddamn sheep. Sheep. No. No. Come on.

No. Go on. What's his name? I would never say. Do I know him about him? No, no, no. You don't know him at all. Was he at your wedding?

Hell no. No. Everybody's sheep fucking in my wedding. I don't take it. Just we can all rehabilitate and become. Yeah. Maybe you stop. That's not one of them things you forget.

Yeah. Can you come in what? Can you? She's trying to think about it. You're coming in pussy. You're getting the body pregnant. No, Taylor. She said, can you come in it?

Will it make a baby? Yes, she said that. I mean, I was thinking that too. Taylor, baby. No, he can't. I'm not going to lie. I was thinking about it. It needs to be the same genus.

No. Listen, I ain't going to lie to you. In the country, I've seen a rabbit cat. No, you know. Pull it up. Yeah, you know what? At this point, nothing's impossible. A squirrel?

No, no, no. A rabbit? A rabbit. scientifically. It needs to be either the same genus or species. And then within a genus, there's a bunch of different. For example, like multiple dogs can make with each other because they're all dog. The dog.

And then their genus or species of dog. So the rabbit, the rabbit cat is in the same family? No, it's not the same family. No, I've seen it before. I'm telling you. No. You didn't. People in the country, we've seen shit because you're so.

fucking bored get a video game I'm tired of these country motherfuckers see this shit all the goddamn time oh it's a chupacra oh I saw a bat oh I'm fucking wolfman I've seen a chupacra come on bro

ain't even Mexicans by you it's the vampire I grew up next to one man one one Emilio me and Ty well where the time what two animals mixed up

and made something I know the bird and a rat made a bat no No, it's a flying rat. All you decide. That's why I can't take on. What happened now?

A rat in a bat did what? Why are you saying no? It's not true. You said a rat and a bat made a bat. No, a rat and a bird made a bat. No, but that's not how it happened. So how did it happen? Isn't it a lab?

No, it just evolved that way. See what two animals made it together and made a different animal. That's how it works. They just evolved that way. Your search tree is wild. Sheep pussy, rat and bird. Two animals fucking. Me neither.

Me, what animal? I mean, it's too easy. Yo, Taylor, you're trashed at Google. Her search is... We got enough to lock you up, Taylor. Yeah, right. You clearly in the bestiality based off your search history.

Look at that dog bird. That's crazy, but that's not real. That's wild. Wait. Just a thought. Google Bigfoot porn. Oh, God. No.

I just want to see. I just want to see. You're going to see girls with big feet. Big feet. Yeah. Big foot born. No, put it all as one word. Bigfoot, put big foot.

Matter of fact, put sosh. Let's be genus correct. What's the word? You can't spell us. I don't know if that's genus or species. Okay. S-A-S-C-Q. S-A-S-A-S-S-Q-U-A-S-Q-E-S-Q-U-A.

Things you don't do. S-S-Q-U-A-S-S-Q-U-A. S-A-S-Q-U-A. S-S-Q-U-A. Q-U-A-T-C-H. There you go. There you go. Now put Sosquash porn.

What? Who does this? And anybody looking? Holy shit. Yo, the internet is a motherfucker. There is nothing. Look at this Sosquash dick and damn, people. You did that somebody in a uniform?

Huh? I'll tell you one thing. If this shit is real, that whole big foot theory is out the way. When people look at you and be like, oh, you're not. You got big feet. You know what that means? I don't know what the means. You wear big shoes?

Wow. Let's go back to asking you. Come on. Let's do two more asking me this. Come on, Taylor. I thought I was about to see some like wild cocks. Wild, wild, wild cocks. You can just go.

When I'm with you, all I see is Sots, quack. You can just Google homeless knickers for that. Sotch quack. Sotch, Sotch, Cock. Come on. What are you talking about? All right. All right.

I said every homeless man got big dicks. What? What are you talking about? That's true, though. You're just wild out of context, yo. That's true, though. You can't know. There's something that just talked about.

Homeless dudes got big dicks, sir. I know I thought to talk about wild cocks, bro, but you can't just bring out, my dad. I've been thinking about that the homeless do with big dicks thing. Is it all homeless dudes got big dicks or just the big dick ones take them out and pee more publicly because it's big? Like, so now I'm attributing big dicks to all homeless people,

but the reality is they're just a few that have huge dicks and then when they pee they don't try to hide it. I mean, it makes you think about just like life, right? When they say like, your life is predetermined, you know what I mean? So when you go to L.A. and you see all these, you know, all these guys pitching tents. Yeah.

It's like you got to have a big dick. In order to pits the tent you're saying? Gotcha. So you're saying they're using their cocks in order to keep the tents up. To keep the tips up. Yeah. Oh, my God. But what about the ones in New York?

What about them? It's cool. It's big for no reason and they pull it out. Hey, how many. You can't really have a big meet in New York. That's why they're homeless, bro. That's why big dick's overrated. That's why they homeless.

Women kicking them out of here. I don't want that. It's too much. You know what I mean? So you got a house guy. That's what happens. Your dick's too big and I feel too good. Get out of my house.

What's one memory from 20? That's from Boog's Nata. What's one memory from 2021 that you won't forget? Getting married. obviously. Sure, blessings. My son being born. Yeah.

Yeah, 2021 was fired, bro. Not going to lie. On every level. Personal. Professional. Financial. Financial. That kids were born.

Like, it was bad. That 2020 was a great fucking year. It was a great. You know what really? It really was a great year for more personal reasons than anything. Yeah. It's like, I think I finally, I got to a place where it's like I'm not letting a lot of things from the past.

me down, which is one thing therapy does, right? You start going to therapy and you start peeling back all of these layers and you start dealing with things that you've never dealt with. And you start finding things out about yourself that you never even knew and the things that have caused you trauma that you didn't even realize caused you trauma. And so now you got to learn to deal with that shit. Yeah. You know what I mean?

So you're going to therapy for one thing. Yeah. But then you really open up a Pandora's box of a whole bunch of other stuff. stuff. Yeah. You know what the therapist told me to do? Look at my back and look at my feet at the bottom of my feet, something that we never, ever did before.

Look at your back? Like, look in the mirror in my back and then look at the bottom of my feet. Guys, guys, thank you so much for listening to Brilliant Idiots. It's great to be back. You know, if we said something that was absolutely idiotic. I know what happened to you. Before we go, I know. what happened. You told her the story

about how we, about how you had that dude sending an ass pictures. No. No. Remember, no, time ago, we were playing a joke on this guy. It was a friend of all. And we was, we was catfishing the dude. Yeah, but he was talking to us. He thought we were a girl. That's gay, y'all,

to be honest. It was a guy, y'all. It was a striking white with shit. It was just tried to see what he would do. It was some black mirror, scraping white of shit. No, we was trying to see what the fuck he would do. What did you, tell me? What did you make him sin? What do we make the same? Tell the truth.

Don't lie. I want to say it. His ass, his feet. Your feet. So if you tell your therapist that, and then your therapist says, you know what you should do, you should look at your feet,

you should look at your back in the mirror. Necky. No. No, I hate it. Definitely. You just said. Just look behind you because we never do. Like in the mirror,

look behind you because we never do. So what were you wearing when you do that? I don't know. She just didn't say. She just looked behind you. When you did it, what were you wearing? I didn't do it yet.

I just looked at the bottom of my feet, though. I got a mirror and I look at the bottom of my feet and I was like, oh, I never seen that. She's just getting you back, bro. Next thing she's going to do is tell you what you should do from now on. Before you eat, rub the silverware on your penis. No.

It didn't pray. I did that before. Everything that you've done that you've told you've told your therapist. I never told her about that story though, but all due to your side, if you look at the bottom of your feet, what did that time? All the time.

All the time. You know, why would be lotion? Yes. You can see it. Yes. So you can see your feet when you watch it? You can put your feet up here? you can't sit crisscross

Abbassox So you can see your foot At the bottom When I'm with you While I see Wildcox Like the lines we got right here in my hand Wild Wild, wild cox Wild Wild Wildcox

Wild Wild Wild You do another one No I think we got enough Um Yeah I mean there's some good ones But I don't know That is a goal

Let's answer this one before we go Scroll up Scroll up What? I know there we go me, bro. I'm not, why I was you're like something?

No, they was killing me at your wedding, too, but they was like, this motherfucker really got on a sweatsuit. They were like,

yo, Charlamine feet, Charlemagne's shoes is two big for his feet. They was like, yo, yo, those comments were so crazy

under the tail of page. Somebody was, look, everybody killing it, Cepleinard. He's chilling. This shit was a lot. I was trying to get that shit.

What? Try to give me a sweatsuit, like suit. What do you mean, really? I don't know what if I didn't know what I still had on. What did I have more? I don't know. It's one up here. I want to scroll up tail.

There's one. This is a good one because I really don't know if we're even here. Scroll up some more. I saw it. One more, one more, one more, right there. What the heck the 13? He says, what made you step back and realize there is no hope for society? Who said that?

Yeah, there's fun to hope. Who said there's no hope? Sit back and enjoy the show. You're living in the most entertaining time in history. Duval reminds me that shit all the time. And I really, that's what I've done lately. I took a step back and realized like, let life play out. Yeah.

I want to be here to enjoy it. Because it's good to play it out regardless. Like, you can't do nothing about it. I'm 43 and I can't believe the shit that I'm seeing now. So I got to get the 86. And enjoy it. That's the thing like, if you start looking all these motherfuckers as entertainment, and by motherfuckers, I mean everybody.

I mean, literally entertain. politicians, all them. If you look at them as entertainment, you don't get too riled up. It's so much fun. Life is so much fun. Who do we take serious? Nobody.

Nobody. Literally, if you don't take nobody serious. Nobody alive. Yeah. Maybe the older, older, older generation. You know, spiritual leaders. You can have spiritual leaders. And I'm not saying all pot.

Like, there are some politicians they do have good intentions and maybe you rhyme with them and that kind of shit. I don't believe none of them. All these legacy motherfuckers that have been around forever, Nancy Pelosi been there for fucking 100 years or some shit. Like, it's just entertainment.

It's just entertainment. It all depends on what they're talking about, though. Like society, would you believe in that no men would cheat? You know what I'm saying? Do you, I think that's done? What about women? Yeah. But that's all based on you.

Like, your world can literally be your world. In my world, I don't cheat. Yeah. But therefore, I don't care what other guys do. Yeah. Like, I can only, I know what I do what's best for me. Yeah. That's it.

I'm not trying to force nothing on you. I'm only going to tell you what works for me. That's me. That's me. What's going to take care of it. keys of my success is, I'm gonna name that. That might not be the key to your success. Yeah.

That other vagina might be your inspiration. Yeah. I saw Joey Badass say something this week, and he was talking about, why can't we just be, you know, be honest with our women. Like, we can't be faithful, just say it. Like, both of us have been in polygamous relationships and didn't even know it. Yeah. All he's simply saying is just be honest.

Yeah. So whatever works for you and works for the person that you're with, do it. It's a way to say that, though. It's a way to say that, though. There's a way to say that don't ever feel like if you ever did it before is you have to say it the right way. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's a man.

I don't want no man coming at none of us and they did it before. You know what I'm saying? That's kind of corny. Like I think he was going after Tristan Thompson when he was saying that type of shit. Don't have to come at me like that. Oh. Hit me to DM or something and talk to me a certain way. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I didn't even. I took it out of that because I ain't even. It's like, okay, I don't know why he aimed at Tristan in that way. What a dummy Tristan is, huh? What a fucking dumb. What are you talking about? He's not a dummy.

He's not married. He's not married. He's not married, though. That's what I say. He's a 30-year-old NBA player. He's not married. Sure he won kids. And why are we acting surprised?

He just did this to another girl before. But why are we judging that man? I don't know. Why can he have kids? Why not? He's not married. You got a girl pregnant you don't want to have a kid with. You can judge that.

You should get married and his kids. But he's done it multiple times. Yeah, he's a dummy. He's in some new shit. If he made one mistake. He's not a dummy we make mistakes. You make the same mistake again. What if he wanted nothing to girl,

one, have a baby with the girl, and they're both happy. She's getting money for sure. He's having another kid. Like, what's the problem? I'm going to tell some of you. He was not happy when he was trying to pay for that abortion. He said, 75 grand, you're not getting nothing else.

Listen, I'm going to tell y'all something. A lot of y'all that's listening. Y'all may not want to understand this. But your daddy was in the same situation as Tristan Thompson. He didn't want you at first either. And he had to go get that paternity test to make sure that you was his. That's a fact.

My dad was old as hell. He couldn't wait to have a kid. Not you. I'm not going to have a child. You're your mother and dad married. I'm talking about it's a lot of y'all out there right now whose mom and dad never got married. Yeah.

And you're 20-something years old. And if you have a real conversation with your pops, your pops would be like, I had to check and make sure you was mine. My dad is. Well, listen, I know a lot of people who did that. A hit bastard child from Philly O'Hala. What are you talking about, Taylor? What are you, man?

How was he looking at you? Looking around the room. Nice. What's the advice that you're giving to these generation of kids? None. I'm just telling them, like, a lot of them were in that situation. Tristan Thompson, I'm not making no excuse me for the brother. I'm just saying he's not married.

Yep. He didn't violate any vows. He did nothing. And by the way, if it wasn't Chloe Kardashian, y'all would not care. I am really interested in seeing how, like, the generation of kids who parents are publicly, you know, like, didn't want to have-

Showing tities and shit? No, didn't that and, like, I didn't necessarily want to have this child and then you grow up and you see that. Oh, yeah. People know you. It's just digital documentation now. This has been going on since the beginning of time.

I don't, but now it's different because I can see that person, like, I know your parent they don't want to have. How dumb is fucking Tristan Thompson? To text her that, just call her and tell her, but don't have it available in text. Now your kid gets to see that. That's true.

That's true. You got to leave her on read, though. Yeah, yeah. You can't type nothing. They can grab anything. What did you say? You got to leave her on read, bro. Red, bro.

Oh, what I say? Leave her on read. Oh. Don't it say read? I thought it said read. I'm done. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I have a number. Oh, man. But what's saying? You're a fucking published. You're a fucking published. author, okay? You're a New York Times selling.

Andrew. I never heard nobody didn't leave her on red. No, it's definitely right. I'm never sure that. Why do you leave her on red? Why red? It would call it is red?

Because it was already red. Oh, shit. I don't get it. Oh, my God. I don't. I just know. I just got red. I'm leaving.

I'll leave it. I'll leave. Wait a minute. If you think we're brilliant, we're that too. We're leaving a podcast. Listen, wait a minute. This is fucking...

Andrews. How you spell red? How you spell red? The same way. So is red and red? Yeah. No way. No way.

Leave it on red. I'm a rich. That's the case they want to play. This whole time I thought they were saying leave them on read. I got to pay attention now. I swear to say really, yo. I've never heard nobody say leave more red. Don't you've been the brilliant one today.

Well, as Andrew's been saying for the past 10 minutes, as always. Leave all read. If you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. What if you think of just a couple idiots who don't know shit? Hey, man, leave us on rain.

Leave us on Reeves. It's a brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening. Ooh.