The Brilliant Idiots - Liberty Over Luxury

Episode Date: November 6, 2020

This week Wax makes a special appearance and joins Charlamagne and Andrew to discuss to still ongoing (at time of recording) presidential race. What we have learned from this election, How black people saved the democratic party, where Trump screwed up. How Kanye West wants attention, ask an idiot, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Andrew Scho. We are the brilliant idiots. And, yeah, welcome to another week of Brilliant Idiot bullshit. Our guy, Wax is joining us. Hey! For some reason, Wax wears shades all the time now. I think he doesn't want us to see the love in his eyes that he has for Carla. That's what it is.

This is hypnotizing time. I can't do that. I can't hypnotize nobody else. And now I see, like, no other girls want to holl at me when I got the shades on. So I'm staying faithful. So, hold on. You wear the shades to block. any attraction you may have to another woman.

I'm trying to stay focused. This right here, these are my hater blockers. I didn't even know this was going on. So it's actually working out for me. What year are you in? Hater blockers. Yeah. What year slang is that?

Hater blockers? Listen, I'm still where I'm not. There's the tails in the white teeth. Listen, I do what works for me. You know what I'm saying? Let's start. Oh, can I bring something up? And Taylor said the other day.

She said this on... So, just be positively brilliant and what a fucking idiot? I think this is maybe both. Okay. Because I don't want to say what a fucking idiot, but you know what one of it is.

She said that she runs an 11-6, 40, no, 100-yard dash. 11-6 is what she said. 11-6. I pushed you this morning. You're too heavy. First of all. To run an 11-6.

I was in high school. Oh, high school. What could you roll her down a hill at? And, hell, I was thinking more like a lane. Like a bulletball? Strike. But now y'all want to see me in the race anyway. I'll bust your ass.

I'll bet y'all. I bust your ass. How old are you here? You guys had a twerk off now. You got to have a race. And I won the twerk off too. So stop. That was debatable.

I'll beat you in a race like that pit bull beat will beat wax in the race. You know, wax. Wax, you really tore your ACL? I won. I did, but I beat the dog, though. No, he did. Did you really tear your ACL though? I lost because I got hurt, but I ain't lose because I fucking lost from the dog.

I beat dogs. But did you tear the ACL? Are you injured? What is that? Huh? What is that? What is that? What are you called an acal?

An acal? You're like a path to my FATs. All right, well, you don't have to tell us. That's fine. I already told him he was racing a pit bull. And? And I got a little injured. I'd be out for a couple of days.

You know what I'm saying? I'm about to jump in the pool, get right. Everything's good. Let me see that stomach. What else you were in there? Let me see that stomach. We're still good. The arms, everything's still money.

Oh, no, bro. You know, talk about it. You look a little chunky, man. I told him the other day, man. I ain't no chokiness. Come on, man. Look at the neck and anything. Bray, you know, that's the first thing that go.

The cheeks in the neck. You don't look a little puffy right? I think he looks a little swollen. You do, man. You do. I'm not alive, bro. Listen. Even the definition in the arms is different.

I know I'm good. The definitions in the arms is different, bro. A little bit different, man. Yeah. Even that joint look all small. Your fat-ass fucking finger. It's my fingers is just too big for blunts. They need to make something big.

They need to make something different. You should look kind of small. All right. Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot? What did we see this week? That was positively brilliant. What did we see that made us say,

What a fucking idiot? I mean, I can't stop thinking about the election. Like, we're recording this on Thursday. Thursday. And we did it a day late thinking that we would have the answers. We'd have an answer, yeah. And still no answer. About to be, though.

It looks like he's Biden, right? Yeah, he's six points away. Yeah, that's what it looked like. But everybody, everybody keeps saying that there's like more votes coming in from these different places. Yeah, but just, it's mail in ballot. Right. Right. And those usually favor Biden is what everybody's saying.

Even in Republican states, they favor Biden? I mean, he's already flipped. He flipped Arizona. He flipped Michigan. Well, that's the thing I thought. Someone was telling me Arizona's still. It's still out there. But like Biden's up.

Biden's been like Fox called Arizona. They called it early. 36 hours ago. They called it early. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be Joe Biden. I was dying laughing at. Donald Trump put out an official presidential statement.

This is an official statement. This isn't a tweet. This is actually Trump Pence letterhead. Hold on. Let me see if I can find this shit. This shit is so funny. This is Trump Pence letterhead. What the fuck?

Yes. Trump Pence letterhead. November 5th, 2020. Statement from President Donald J. Trump. If you count the legal votes, I easily win the election. If you count the illegal and late votes, they can steal the election from us. President Donald J. Trump. That's the best you guys right now, man.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's out of there. Yeah, I don't like that he's a soul loser. The reason I don't like that he's a soul loser is because it, um, it takes away to mystique, right? The mystique is that he's the tough guy. Like, he's the, he's the boss of all bosses. Yeah, but keep going, keep going.

No, I'm just saying, he's the big dog on campus. So now it's just like, that's the best you got, bro. But that's it. Like, to me, I never saw him as I saw him as petty as fuck. So if, I'll be honest. Like, if I was him, I'd run in 2024. I'm so petty. If he's alive.

If he's alive. If he's alive, I'm so petty, I will run every time until I'm dead. Just to beat the motherfuckers to beat me. They put him in jail, bro. That's the other thing. I've been saying this for you. They're putting Donald Trump in jail. Right.

That's why he's going to go out the White House like that because he knows he's going to jail once he's on the soil. Exactly. Donald Trump is Donald J, the J stands for jail. Really? He's going to jail, bro. We know this. It's the tax shit. It's the tax shit.

Yes. But rich people don't go to jail. bro, let's be honest. They're going to find a way to send Donald Trump to jail. You think? Yes, because guess what? If Donald Trump would have got a second term? Yeah, in taxes.

Oh, yeah, yeah. What does he get arrested for? It'll probably be taxes. Somebody told me something about how he could pardon himself, but then he would still have, he can't pardon yourself on state charges. You know what I'm saying? But he can't just pay it back? I have no idea.

I don't know. He should be able to pay that money back. Like a president could just make someone who did some things. illegal not doing illegal act well I guess did the illegal act

but like it's just a weird thing I don't understand why they have that power it just seems odd I'm the president he's the president got to have

some type of pardoning power but why why do they give that to him maybe because unjust sentences will you say wax get out of jail free car

he got to have one he's not normal he can't have the same fucking get out jail free card as mind he got to me

but why he's supposed to be one of us he's the president no he's the president he's supposed to be hired us.

You don't think so? Nah. He's one of the people. When the people hire him. I get what Andrew's saying. When the people hire him, no, he shouldn't be hired in us because we can't do that. Exactly. Doesn't it sound like some shit they just threw in there?

I mean, shit. A lot of criminals clearly have been present. About this saying his whole, all these years. Like, that's how you know, that's how you know you need fucked up friends to become president. Think about that. That's how you know you need fucked up crooked friends to become president because the president had the ability to get them out of jail.

That's how you know you need people going to jail to be president. man. Why would they give a president that power? I don't know. I'm going to put this for positively brilliant. What's going to be positively brilliant is what happens when Joe Biden hits that 270. It's going to be one of the most entertaining days on social media. What do you think is going to happen? It's just, it's already heating up. Like the mail-in ballot memes are funny. Why, what do they do?

Somebody said, like, yo, the mail-in ballots hitting like edibles. And then somebody, they said the mail-in ballots coming through, like, and they had the scene from Avengers in-game when all the Avengers were coming back from the dead. Like, it's already getting to that. You saw Smoky. I seen Smoky. What you mean? She was like, 43 is not enough.

And the mom was like, make it enough. Smokey for Friday. Oh, and he started recounting the money over and over. Oh, making enough. That's what I'm saying. It's going to be very, very, very entertaining. Because one thing about life that we all know, boy, when the tables turn on the bully.

When the tables turn on the bully. He's shutting down at Twitter, bro. He deserves. If he loses, you just got to go off Twitter. Because he didn't even go to the roast. Remember the presidential roast that he was supposed to be at there? Like the, what do they call? The White House correspondent.

He wouldn't even go there. Imagine what his mentions are going to look like if he loses, bro. And it's like his stats, his stats for presidents. You're going to be a one-term president who got impeached, who took the country on the brink of literally killing its democracy, as we know. And Nancy Pelosi, not going to shut up. I mean, listen, let's be clear. Democrats don't have anything to be happy about.

Like, they don't have anything to celebrate. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that the Democrats got to do a lot of soul searching as a party. You know what I mean? Like, they spent all that money this year trying to get back, you know, the white women that they lost in 2016

only to have those white women go out and vote for Trump more in 2020. Did you actually see the stats for who voted for Trump? That shit was fascinating. It was actually more, it looks like, I don't want to say Obama-like coalition,

but it looks like more of a diverse coalition than even maybe Biden had. It, he only lost votes in one demographic. White men. White people. Oh, white people as a whole? White people as a whole went down. Yeah, I saw white men.

I didn't, I saw white women go up, 55%. I guess overall maybe white people went down. And then every other demographic, oh, every other demographic went up. Black men was 18%. Latinos were riding for them. Latinos. You're Cuban Americans, especially in Florida. Venezuela.

Venezuelans, Nicaraguans. They got that fear of socialism. Please, Trump. I'm actually glad Trump lost because imagine him trying to say Nicaragans. Yeah, that'd be close. In the second term, he wouldn't give a fuck if he mispronounced. Oh, my God. That'd be his favorite country, bro.

He'd be nonstop talking about what they're going to do. I'll tell you one place we're not going to help. Yo, is there any way he could win at all? There's a small chance. So he needs, he needs Arizona. He'd have to sweep everything. You'd have to win Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada. No, not Nevada.

I think it would just be North Carolina and Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nevada. Yeah, he'd have to win like four. But I think Georgia and North Carolina aren't that far off for him. I don't think they're that difficult, right? Biden's flipping Georgia. Is that right? He's flipping Georgia because all of the books that are coming in now are counties like Fulton County, you know where Atlanta is at.

Like, it's real close. And what is that? What are you trying to say? Why they came late? Why was that? Shut up. I love nothing. What is that?

Who's that? Wow. But that's like Avengers Endgame, though. That is like Avengers. You got to be careful, bro. Listen, I don't put nothing past Trump at this point, but I mean, what I see now is everybody throwing the bully the middle finger. You know what I'm saying?

It's like, oh, no, he's on the brain. Let's get him. Don't even give him no life. Like Pennsylvania rejected him. He was like, get the fuck out of here with that court shit. And he's trying to raise money to pay his legal fees. No, he's not. Yes.

He's trying to pay money. He's trying to raise money to pay the states that he's suing right now. No. Hey, man. It's bad, bro. It's bad. One thing that I hope everybody learned, and I'm not going to say learn, because it's not over yet. We can't even really have this conversation to that 270 hits, right?

Mm-hmm. But it looks like that's where things are going. And we used to always compare Trump to what rapper? DMX. No, man. What? No, man. Cony.

No. See, y'all don't forgot about him already. He's about to prove my point. Timmy Turner or whatever that kind of name. Designer. Bill Cosby? We're close. It's Brooklyn.

You're close. Oh. Biggie. No. Jay Z. This is sad. It's proven my point. Cormiga.

He's in jail now, right? Cormega. Tachashi. Oh, she's a Cacchi. I told y'all, you can go back to this podcast. Yeah, we forgot him, bro. Come on. That's what I'm saying.

You can go back to this podcast a couple years ago, whenever it was. I was like, yo, all of this shit is entertaining now. But always prepare for the ending. These planes always land and the wheels don't come out. Y'all ain't even remember the kids just now. Yeah, I forgot his name. Yeah, I forgot his name. Lord and have mercy.

Always playing all the way to the end. as best as you can, make sure the things that you're doing right now will make for a good ending. Yeah. So. Interesting. It is what it is. But here's the thing.

I don't think he goes away. If he's not locked up, I think that he's a major fixture in either news or entertainment. Nah, they're going to lock him up. If, hypothetically, he doesn't get locked up. You don't think he's just going to retire. Like, that dude's going to be out there pounding his fucking chest. He's going to have TV shows or something. He's going to have some like news organization.

I don't mind that, though. Listen, I don't mind. Donald Trump existing, just not existing in a position of power to where he can cause harm. I would prefer him to exist in like a role as King or something. That'd be great. That might be worse though. No, King? Saturday Night Live. King? King, just no power. You have zero power. You can't do anything. But you still get to tweet. You still get to just talk for no reason. You can hold some rallies, say some funny shit.

You know, you can make fun of people. I don't know how he's received in America. I'm going to be honest. I mean, listen, don't get a podcast. He what? He needs a podcast? He needs a podcast? He'll officially jump to shark at that point. I mean, listen, I know it's half the country that really loves him. Right. But I don't know how he will be received by the outlets he needs to be a star, so to speak. I mean, he'll be a star.

But I'm saying, like, well, late night shows just host him and act like it was regular. Or daytime shows just have him on like it's regular. Do you like... You just give him a book deal? Yes. Think about what happened with George Bush, bro. You know how many motherfuckers died under Bush because of those decisions? Like, people...

And now he's like... People don't talk about that. They forget. Now he's like best friends with... Chelle Obama and they're like, oh my God, look at their relationship. Which was considered the Antichrist. The Antichrist. I remember that.

Yes, that's a good point. That's a good point. And it's 9-11. People say it was an inside job. I don't know if that's true or not. Then you got the wars. The wars alone. The wars alone.

You're right. I don't know. You're right. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean he's on? You're black. You got a whole lot of that shit.

Black you hurt forever. What are you doing in 1984? That ain't healed yet. Shultz, what you mean he's best friends with Michelle? That's only because he's best friends of Michelle. That's it. You think that's what it's? That's the power of black women?

That is nice. I mean, if he is, like, how do you think they, if he wasn't friends? Sorry, Rex, go ahead. How is they best friends? They like to sit next to each other at events from what I, from something I read. I heard something else. You said what? I heard something else.

Oh, God. What did you hear? Tell us what's happening in Philly. Oh, stop it. Tell us what's hot on the Philly wire. Don't disrespect, Barack. like that. Crazy.

Don't do not disrespect. Barack the way I think you're going to disrespect. How am I to disrespect? I thought you were saying they have some romantic interest. No. Oh. No, no, no. Okay.

Some back, I heard that Barack's family is like related to Bush is like down the line. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. You got to stay off the dark web. There's a reason why there's a crack in the Liberty Bell, bro. Because there's no way. How? Actually, not really.

So I'm saying that's the story. That's what I heard. I'm not saying I believe it. All of us got a little white in this. No, actually, that's an interesting point because they do say that Barack is related to like Thomas Jefferson or some shit. Like he has some like, no, they do. But it's related to some famous white people. I'm Irish.

Yeah, but in a different kind of one. Bush and Michelle is. You know what I'm telling me that. I really got to bring that up, right? I didn't do the research. That's why I heard. So basically you say Michelle and George Bush or cousins.

Huh? You're saying George Bush and Michelle are cousins? I guess so. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. On the street. All right. Listen, I'd rather that than anything else.

I'd rather that. All right. Yeah, my wife. You see that was positively brilliant. What else you got, man? What else you got this week? I mean, I've been really, I've been really into the fucking election shit.

Yeah. That's the only thing I've been paying attention to. I've been watching CNN a lot. And I realize, I really appreciate the analysts on CNN. And the reason I appreciate the analysts on CNN, because, man, you know how hard it is to talk about the same shit over and over and over and over and over. 12 hours, man. ESPN guys.

Huh? ESPN guys do it. Nah, it's a little different. There's a new game every day. This is the same game. They're tapping the same screen. They're like, this is Arizona. I just found out where Arizona was on the map.

I had no clue. Oh, I know who I got for what a fucking idiot. Go. Adrian Brunner. Oh, dude, that was so funny. It was so funny. I don't mean laugh at the man, though. I'm not even talking about his finance is his wage.

I'm talking about he's built like saucy Santana. You ever seen Saucy Santana? What's that? What's that? Pull up Saucy San Antonio. Let me get that. That's saucy? Now tell me Saucy and Adrian and Brona.

She thick. Dick, thick, thick, thick, thick. You don't think so? Yeah. He had in the courtroom showing all that shape. Yeah. You know what I mean? He was, bro.

He's got a. Stacks the judge to let him off. You know what I'm saying? Like, Judge, let me turn around one time to see what I got back here. Am I not wearing a belt? Oops. Judge, I drop something.

Okay. I don't, but I don't, I don't, I'm going to be honest. I didn't feel sorry for him just because Adrian Brunner made a lot of money. Yeah, that's on him. Exactly. Adrian Brunner was making a lot of money. Tens of millions of dollars. I remember when he told Rock Nation kiss his ass and they tried to offer him like,

what it was like $30 million for? I didn't know it was that much. Yeah, it was like $30 million for like four fights or four or four or five some shit like that? I don't know. He's brilliant idiots. I just know that he turned down some money for rock nation.

All I'm saying is he had it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you fucked it. Yeah. If you have it and you lose it, that's on you.

We don't have to feel bad for it. If somebody steals it from you and you're like uneducated to the point where you don't know, that's sad. He just blew it. But if you blow it on dumb shit and stun it on people in the process.

That's the other thing. Like when you blow it and then shit on people in the process. And I think A.B. I think he's a good dude ultimately. I don't know him So I can't say He just makes

He just makes really Stupid decisions There's a Damian Lemon Shouts to our bro Damien Lemon D Lemon bro He said something to me

Once he was like Dudes will go broke Trying to impress broke dudes Yes And that might be what Happen with A B bro

And once again Boy When them tables Turn on the guy That was flossing All the money Oh And you're

And you're And now they see You got 13 to your name Wow Wow Wow But I think the reason Just say you got none.

Why would you say you got 13? Yeah, why would you say you got 13? I would just be like I got none. Nothing. Yeah, zero. I have zero dollars. I don't have 13. And why flash the money on Instagram?

That's the other thing I don't remember. I don't understand anymore. Like, what do people get out of flashing money on social media? Seriously, I mean, I don't get it. Because we don't have tits. I guess if guys had tits, we've never put money to our ear and none of that shit, but we don't got it. So we need something to get attention for no reason.

Right? Watching that stand up on Dave Chappelle. Say what? When Dave Chappelle did that skit on his show. What do you do? It's like the first season, like maybe the third episode, and he was saying how like girls need to be more happy about having big tits or whatever he had in the show.

Do you remember that one? No. What is it? Explain it though. He was just saying the benefits of having big tits and then made it seem like without her big tits, then no one will pay her attention. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, then she got to get some money.

We'll pay attention to money. Eh, it's different. By the way, you know, I don't see women stunting like that. No, no, I have seen women stunting like that. Who? Just hood chicks. They're on the ground. They're like, get your man to buy you a burkin.

It's like, man, who's stunning? Who's in this situation? Yeah. What else did we see this week? And by, yo, I'm going to tell you something else to, man. The sad part about AB, watching AB, I mean, watching Jervante Davis and then seeing what happened to A.B. That's sad.

And you really got to salute Jervante because Javent. He's kept his discipline. He's kept his focus. Nah. He had a risky one in that, remember, remember we gotten that little altercation with his lady in that gymnasium? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But outside of that, it's been pretty good. But that, yeah, he let his emotions get the best of them, but I respect him because he apologized for it.

And he said he knew it was wrong. Right. I mean, listen, the best apology is changed behavior. I can't, I can only give people the same grace I want somebody to give me. You know what I mean? And it's like, what do you do after somebody apologizing? You're supposed to just keep fucking, nah, fuck that. I don't accept your apology.

Like, fuck out of here. Y'all voted for Joe Biden. All right? You know what I mean? And Trump. You know what I mean? I don't want to hear this shit no more. That's true.

The two people we voted for for leaders in the free world. You are rocking for Joe Biden and then you're not forgiving people for shit that happened 20 years ago. Who are you? And Trump? You know, some shit that happened three months ago. Yeah. Fuck out of here. I don't want to hear that shit no more.

Cancel culture is dead. is dead. Yo, why we only forgive presidents? White presidents. White presidents. Yeah. Is they don't care? Huh?

Is they don't care if you care or not? I think that we forgive presidents because we don't have a choice. Exactly. We're forced to make the decision. It's like wedding meals. You know, it's like you can get the salmon and the steak and that's just what the fuck it is.

Oh, now I'll leave. I'll go to somebody. I go to a restaurant. I like how you had that little buffet action. It's yours. That was fire. Yeah. We did that for Kent A's one.

Say what? My cousin Kente? Oh, how's Kente? He's surviving. Yeah. He's Kente. Kente Chirley. Yeah, Kente Kente.

Kente had mad food at his wedding, but we were in the party. Like, you know, and it's like, for whatever reason, nobody let the party eat first. So everybody that was attending the wedding stood up and just bum rushed it. Yeah, it can't do it. And took all the food, so we left to go to something to eat. We got to go to bounce. You got to leave your man's wedding, bro.

That's why you need a little structure in the wedding. People don't realize you need a little structure. A little? Yeah. The whole thing is structure. I know, but I'm talking to my girl just about how we want to do something. And I say, listen, whatever you want to do, all I want to do is just give what I think might be helpful notes because here's the thing. You and I have put on shows before.

We've done live shows. We've done live events. We know the problems with a live event and we know the thing that may it go smoothly, right? Whereas someone who's never done that before, they wouldn't know. So if she's like, no, I just want people to con. There'll be some food trucks and tables everywhere. I'm like, yo, yeah, yeah. If you don't give people a place to sit, there's going to be 14 chairs at one table,

and there's going to be two people alone by themselves. A hundred percent. Oh, oh, oh. We're old ladies. But in her mind, she's like, I just want to have a party. She don't like attention like that. She don't want to be like center of attention. She don't want to do like the father-daughter dance.

To her, that's just not really what she wants. She just wanted a party for her and her friends like hang out, right? And like all of us just enjoy ourselves. Almost like it's not about her. Say what? That's the reception. Yo, man, you let her do it if you want to do. My part's done.

You know what I'm telling me? I got her to skating rink. It's over for me. That's what it's first starts. Congratulations, by the way, man. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. Don't treat it like it's your weekend.

It's for her. Meaning like when you have your comedy shows, it's Andrew's show to weekend. That's it, bro. Nope. This is you walking in on somebody's set. It's the show already going on. You just can't do five, ten minutes. I'm five minutes.

That's it. That's it. That's how you treat it. I agree. you 100% and maybe that's why it's like it doesn't it's not as bless you it's not as important to me because like we've I've done that before I've had a big event that was like celebratory in terms of like going on stage right but you know for people who don't have that

this is their moment where they're just getting applauded for and everybody loves you and but that's the thing man it can you need some structure for people to enjoy themselves you will be overwhelmed with emotion on your wedding day though really yeah you don't realize it until you get there in that moment. You know what I'm saying? It's just like everything, like everything immediately,

palms sweating, and you're like, holy shit. Remember my wedding? I was standing at the door, greeting everybody that they was coming in. And, you know, I hadn't seen my wife all day. So when you're standing there with your dudes and like when she comes down there aisle,

boom. Tears, bro. Over? I'm telling you. You're going to be overwhelmed with emotion. Gair, run. Teat. How you know, Wax?

Because, man, I'm thinking about getting married too, one thing. I've seen shorts through the show. Like, what the fuck, man? I don't know. How can you do it before me? You don't look like the man she fell in love with, man.

Them arms. Them arms lack of definition, bro. I'm telling you. I don't know, man. Them traps look a little small, bro. It does look different, bro. You got some baby weight for sure, man. I know I'm good over here.

Are you positive, bro? I ain't worried about that. Guaranteed. I don't know, man. I don't know what you're talking about. Is that you stand up? Can you stand up? Let's do that.

Is it an issue with the knee or not? No, I ain't got no knee problem, but I got to move to camera and do all this type of stuff. Did your knee blow out because you were so fat? Was that the reason? Did it just give up? Watt's weight don't fluctuate, bro. No, listen. Wax Vandross.

Wax Vandross. Wax went free. It's there like 242. How do we never call Van Luther Vandros? What? What? You know, why did we never do that? Yo, shots a bit.

How the fuck did we never do that, boy? Wax, you're going to be calling, man, in a minute to figure out how to lose some weight, bro. That's true. Listen, I stay between 254 and 242, man. I'm still around that range right now. We're good. Ain't no way now. Listen, I'm on a bar.

I'm still getting it in that. Do like this. Yo, stop it, bro. Stop it. You might. Oh, look. Holy shit. Tell out, dog.

I'm talking about. I almost took off out of his chair, bro. Chill out, bro. Stop that. Stop that. This guy almost flew through the ceiling. Like Charlie the chocolate factory, dude. I put like this.

How many pushups y'all did today? I probably did more to both of you. You should? You need to, bro. But that's what I'm saying. I did more pull-ups and everything more than all y'all. Do I know I'm good? I'm still good money?

I hope so. I don't know, man. I'm missing the beat, baby. I see a titty. Whoa, is that a titty? Yeah, see that? Oh, shit. There's a titty.

My shit is up. You don't got to flash no money. You got titty. I never did it anyway. They got word about that with me. I don't know nothing. What else we got? When Donald Trump said,

little pimper said a little punk. That was hilarious. I think about these rappers is taking a mag of money. I was thinking about that. Right? Well, first of all, here's the thing. It's a budget. I think it's a budget, too.

But when it comes to black men, I look at it from a different perspective. I am happy that black people are being free with their politics, even if I don't agree with their politics. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're not saying, okay, I got to vote this way. I got to vote that way. They're really, I guess, paying attention. They're engaged. They see some things that they like.

You know what I mean? You feel that away about Little Pump? I don't know about Little Pump. I guess that's what I'm saying. It's like, is that really your politics, which I could respect or are you just kind of grifting or you just kind of go on. I don't think nobody cared about a little pump, though. Yeah. That's the wild part.

Like, I saw people saying Little Pump is canceled. Y'all would never fucking with Little Pump. I don't know who that was. Jay Cole named it though. Remember he went after Little Pump? Oh, that's who that was about? No. It was like two years ago or so.

I don't know you see the one where like Rich the kid was at. apparently, and they were going to fly him to Michigan. And he said, nah. By the way, all politicians do that. I got offered bags over the past couple weeks. How much? One was high six figures, but it was, it was presented to, it was presented to two people, me and me and another person. And, you know, because they were targeting, and this is from, this was from Democrats.

They were targeting young black males. And I think, like, the last, the week before the election, they say the numbers, for black men weren't coming in in Michigan. And I think it was, was it Florida. Was it Florida? Yeah, they were looking at Florida. I think it was Florida.

It was Michigan and Florida the way they wanted it to. And yeah, they offered money because they wanted everybody to do last minute social media pushes. And I turned it down. I said no. Only because like it just feels funny taking money. And it was from Bloomberg, you know what I mean? It feels funny taking money from. Because that's what they do.

It's not from the candidate. It's from someone who supports the candidate. Yeah. It just feel. And I mean, that that's that part is. no secret because it was on CNN that Bloomberg spent like $12 million. He spent $100 million in like a few different places. But yeah, but it was $12 million last weekend.

He's put last minute push. And it was like, I'm not taking that money just because like, you can't buy me or buy my endorsement, you know what I mean? You could do that to me, I think. Yeah, I'm about to say how much was it. And it wasn't Trump, right? They didn't want you to do Trump, right? It wasn't Trump, right?

Nah, Trump didn't offer me. I mean, his campaign used to. tried to get in touch with me, but I never spoke to any, well, I spoke to one person from his campaign, a brother over there, but I never spoke to, like, Jared Kushner, anybody like that, even though they was asking me to. But it's just like, yeah, it's like, once you start doing stuff like that to me, you can be bought. Yeah. I don't get to fuck, what side

you want? I don't get the fuck if it was right or left. I'm not, even if I'm supporting you, I'm not taking money to support you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So they basically gave the bag to a little pump probably. Little Pump. I don't know if they gave it to a little pump. Really? He was just there for the half. I don't know, though. He was there though he made an appearance at a rally, right? But why a little pump? I think maybe that was all they could get, to be honest.

I think that's what happened with Wayne. I don't think Wayne, I mean, listen, I could tell by that tweet. Like, we've all gotten paid to post tweets before. Yeah. And you know how they send you to copy? You know, like, you copy and pay? You can tell when I'm like, Andrew ain't write that. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean? Well, I say it right that. You know what I mean? I can look at that like, Wayne didn't write that. You know what I'm like, come on. Come on. I truly believe Wayne don't even know what the fuck going on. Right.

I really believe. that. I don't really believe Wayne isn't paying attention on any level. So it's like, yo, the president wants to meet you. The president said they'll pay you X, Y, and Z, take a picture and post his tweet. All right. Yeah. He thought he's rapping. He's on meds. He can't say shit about it. All the backlash he got, he said nothing. He put out a subliminal about his, he's breaking up with his girl. I think that was this morning or yesterday.

But he said nothing about all the backlash you received from Trump. Because it's like, that's how I know he don't even know what the fuck's going on. Yeah. But I definitely think it was a bag involved. It had to be. Because why would you just all of a sudden bottom of the knife? Little Wayne come in swinging the bat for Trump? Like, that made no sense. But let's just say hypothetically, he has been paying attention

and that's who he wants to support. I don't give a fuck. He has every right to do that. And I am all for black men, you know, being free about their politics, even if I don't agree with their politics. Yeah, yeah. Because I don't want us to be so predictable. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I like the way to Latino vote. is in America. Yeah, they'll cater to it much more. You don't know where they're going. Florida, they might go one way. Arizona, they might go one way. Texas, they might go one way. California, they might go one way. I'm fine with that. Yeah, we were talking about this on flagrant. Like, what if, like, we want to get to a place where the black vote is not a monolith, meaning it is completely normal that black people would be Republican and Democrat, just like white people are Republican and Democrat, just like Latinos are

Republican and Democrat. And that happens, I guess, when we come to a place, a society where it's equitable for everybody. Because ideally you don't have to vote for your blackness. You want to be at a place in America where you just voting for your interest. Your interest. Because your interest, no, because your life is looked at as equivalent to everybody else. You unfortunately have to vote your blackness because right now you're maybe not receiving the same.

Exactly. So wouldn't it be dope if you didn't have to consider that in your vote? If all things were created equal, we wouldn't have to. Right. You know what I'm saying? But all things aren't equal. Or you could vote your paycheck. You could vote your religion.

You could vote these other things. Unfortunately, you have to vote your race. Yeah, we're still, I mean, black people are in a position. Like, we still have to, we have to vote for our civil liberties over anything else. Yes. You know what I mean? I have to, I have to support the candidate who wants to push through the George Floyd Policing Act. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I have to. You got to vote liberties, not luxuries. Oh, cumulus. Yeah. Title of a podcast. Yeah. liberty's not luxury. That's the truth, though.

But for real, yeah. You know, it's the truth. So it's like, I'm not mad at it. And I actually think after this election, I think it's going to be a lot of people breaking away from the Democratic Party. Not to be conservative, but just to establish our own political party.

Like I love what, you know, West Bellamy and Candace Hollingsworth are doing with our Black Party. I love the fact that Diddy is with them. Like, I see that happening more. I see it being these different factions of black groups. black parties who literally just vote their interest. Right. You know what I mean?

Because once again, black people have saved Joe Biden's ass. Yeah. Once again. Yeah. There is no white man in the world right now that owes black people more than Joe Biden. Not one. What are the old black people? The old black people more than Joe Biden.

Ah, yeah. Not one. Huh? That's his emmer man. I put, what's the, um, what's the, after election? What it looked like now? What? I don't even know what he said, bro.

No, he said, he said nobody owe people more. And I said Zimmerman owe us more. Why Zimman? Because, I mean, just owes us. Like, somebody got to get him. Like, he's still out there. It's kind of wild. And I'm out here in Florida and it's like, it's a little different out here.

Yeah, I think Zimman will take you right now based off that titty. Listen, even my leg like this, listen, even my leg like this, I'm always still ready. You got to understand I'm a little different. I'm like, I'm like 200 and right now I'm like at 100 and everybody else is still at 70. So I'm okay, I'm still good. I still got it.

I don't know, I don't know what you just said. I don't know if you were counting delegates. I don't know if you're talking about the way. I got no fucking clue what's going up right now. I'm a superhuman what I'm trying to say. All right, but still, listen, after Biden went, how do it look? How do this election look?

Like, how do you think people are really wild out or what? You know what? I thought, listen, I think it's still going to be some violence. But I don't think so. And the reason I don't think so because it's really, people can look at this and see

this is really democracy playing out. Like, there's nothing funny going on. The violence would only happen if it's perceived that there are things that are funny going on. Absolutely. And Trump is very much leaning into that. He's saying there's funny shit going on. That's what he's tweeting.

Yeah, but it's like looking at his hair and him trying to convince us that is real. You know what I'm saying? Like, we can look at this election. and see there's nothing funny going on. You know, like I saw somebody put on Facebook last night. They put, um, this is some bullshit. On Monday night, Donald Trump was down by a half a million votes in Michigan.

But then the day Joe Biden wins. What the fuck is going on? It's called counting votes. All right? And it's a normal process that usually happens on election day and the day after the election. You have 130, what was it? 103 million people voted early. Mail-in balance and absentee ballots.

You know how long it takes the count of 103 million motherfucking votes? Give people some grace. Everybody not a Chick-fil-A drive-thru worker? A Chick-fil-A drive-thru worker can count them shit fast, get you your order right, everything needs nice and neat. Regular humans can't do that shit. Give them some grace, man. They're counting votes.

That's it. So it's like, God damn. It's like literally if 100,000 people voted for Biden and say 100,000 people voted, right? And first day, you get 30,000 Trump votes. You're like, okay. Then the next day it's leaning, the other 70,000 leaning towards Biden. That's the way shit works.

Right. That's the way shit works. It shouldn't be shocking to you. It shouldn't be shocking. So I think people can look at this and be like, no, Donald, you just fucked up. Yeah. Like America answers to the bill. Where if he stay in the White House?

What if he just stayed like, fuck that, I ain't going nowhere. That's great. And have his shooters around it. I don't expect any of this to end normally. Let's be clear. Yeah. Okay. I mean, even though diselections, I still think we're in for some great.

90 days. Yeah. Unless he's just not a good finisher. Yeah. I'm serious. Unless he's just not a good finisher. He might not know how to play from behind, guys. That's the other thing.

He might only be good when there's a lead. When he's on top. He's on top. He might not be good from the bottom. He might be a better time. He's actually probably trying to win now. He's not used to this. I don't know.

We got to see. We're going to see from now until whenever they call the 270 until January, we're going to see what he's made of. I don't know if he's good in that position. Do you think that they would be trying to sneak votes in? Like, what is the process right now? I don't see how they can.

I honestly believe the powers that be have used Trump for all they're going to use Trump for. And then that's it. There's like, this has happened, this is what it is. People that we don't see that really control this shit. The deep state, if you will. I still don't even know what to fuck. means. I think it's just like

an overarching term we use to explain all the things we can't explain. Why they say deep state? No, deep state or what? When they say deep state, I'd be like, are they talking about down south? No, no. I think it means just like people that are like entrenched politicians that have just been there for years, like a Nancy Pelosi type.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's just been in politics for years and she's probably part of a lot of decision making, but her position isn't one of, I guess, extreme power, but she yields way more. or wields way more power. I'm sick of all of them, bro. I think I don't want no more establishment Democrats.

Well, that's the thing that kind of like low-key, the only downside, I guess you can find downsides and everything, but one downside of like a Biden win, I guess, is it's back to establishment politics. The positive of that is stability. Stability, right? Establishing politics is more stable. Hopefully the division that we have in a country starts to get mended and people start to go, all right, man, look, the old guy ain't that fucking bad.

and he's looking out for us and he's looking out for everybody whatever it is and everybody starts to calm down right? Because the only way Trump could win is charging his people up and that shit was like the Matrix the bigger Neo got,

the bigger Agent Smith got. So we're gonna have a fight at the end. So I guess there's good part of that but also you're like fuck the establishment. Like there's always part of me that wants to like push back against the establishment and them making decisions

that they think are right instead of the people making decisions we want to make. And I don't necessarily know if Donald Trump stood for that but I know that he was not the establishment. so there was part of that that was like,

okay, I could kind of relate to that. He just wasn't a president for all-American. That's the problem. And that's like, I hate the Democrats ideology, that whole big-tint shit. But you got to have that for America. Unfortunately, you can't just cater to one base. Yeah, it's interesting, man.

Yeah, I'm not with it. It is funny that whites let him down. It is funny that, like, he was called a racist, right, for the last four years. And the demographic of people that left him were white. Probably for financial reasons, though. And because he didn't keep promises, right?

And that's the thing I think a lot of people don't realize when it comes to politics. They did this Fox poll. I don't know if you saw it, but like I'll send it to you and Fox was like polling his viewers about like how they feel about major issues, right? And like, this is Fox News people that are watching, right? You think like the most conservative?

And they ask, do you want some form of like nationalized health care, like 71% say yeah. Of course. They were like, do you want to change Roe v. Wade at all, like 60% said no. Like all these issues that you thought, they felt super strongly about, it turns out they didn't. So the Democrat voters, Democrat voters actually feel kind of similarly about America, but they're positioned by the media and by politicians as these like mortal enemies. But the realities most of us feel kind of the same. And then we were talking about the other day, and it was like, yo, this is kind of a culture war. In other words, like, I think a lot of conservatives are just like,

yo, just don't tell me what words I have to use, and I don't have to use, and don't tell me what, like, bathroom and all. Like, like, don't, don't make me be so. Fuck extremes. Exactly. You need to be right here. That's it.

Not over there, not over there. Everybody needs to be right here. This is where the magic happens, man. But I think it's more cultural than it is. Like, I think most people agree on all the basic shit. And after that, they're just like, let me live my life. You live your life. That's a great point.

And then we're good. What you're saying is such a good point because that's the problem, right? That's what the arguments come in at. The arguments come in when I'm trying to tell you what to believe. I don't give a fuck what you believe. As long as what you believe doesn't impede on my life and is not oppressing me and marginalize me. Do you?

I don't give a fuck what you want to identify ad. I don't care what bathroom you want to use. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. He got a meat going to males bathroom. You what? Say you got a meat going to mail's bathroom. If you got a meat going to mail, well, they describe women's parts as meat sometimes. What are you talking?

Why would the girl, that's not. I anybody knows a meat is a penis. The wildest shit in the world is when Wax ask you what you're talking about. What are you talking about? You've never heard that? Like someone called it a meat wallet. You've never heard that term before it wax? Yeah, the little Arby's roast beef sandwich.

Yeah. I heard a meat loaf. I heard of roast beef. Positively brilliant. The owner of Arby's, he just bought Dunkin' Donuts and Baskin Robbins. Oh, really? Yeah, and it was for a big check, too. Look that up there.

Explain that. What's the move? He just bought it. He got the money so he bought it. I didn't know motherfuckers eat Arby's like that. Whoa.

But you think about it. Arby's, you don't see Arby shutting down. And you know what? You should have been around for a minute. They got a fire campaign. Really? We've got the meats.

Ready? Uh-huh. It says they bought Dunkin dollars and coffee is being combined with a food Wildway. You just hopped. What?

Oh, I know exactly how much they bought Dunkinels and How much is it, though? 11.3 billion. He bought it for 11.3 billion. What do you get a billion? When did you get a billion? Mothermuggers love roast beef, bro. Clearly.

People love roast beef. I didn't know people fuck with all these like that. And I didn't know Dunkin' Donuts was for sale. Yeah, I thought you own your own franchise. Ah, so I guess you own the franchises that they, I guess, lease from you or something like that. Wow. Monopoly. Yeah.

Oh, shout out. Shout out of Dunked Donuts, bro. We got to acknowledge Dunkin' Donuts being a beast. Because that shit was a donut company, right? And then donuts became bad for you when everybody was like, carbs are bad. And then they're like, nah, we sell coffee. Coffee. And they became a coffee shop overnight.

Coffee's with a money yet. That rebrand was brilliant. That's why if Krispy Kreme ever gets coffee is on. It's over, right? The Krispy Kreme donuts are worth the calories. You know what I'm saying? Like, you will risk your diabetic life for a Krispy Kreme donut. I don't feel like that about Dunkin' Donuts.

Who needs a toe? Right. Give me an original dozen. Original glazed dozen. I'll take that over a toll any day. Hot light. The hot light is the problem. I'm going to disdream tomorrow.

Uh-oh. I already got a plan out. Today before. That ain't the fattest shit. I told my daughter that Monday. I said, you know what I'm doing on Friday? I'm bringing home a dozen Krispy Krip. I'm telling you that right now.

Do you put it with the ice cream yet? Did you get fat like that? No, that's too much. That's too much. That's what you be doing? That's real fast. That's what you're doing? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm not trying to figure out the explanation for this, bro. I'm trying to figure out the explanation for this. He hurt his story. I'm going to go down one road, right? And then everybody will hop on that road. Yeah, that's a great idea. If you go a little farther than him on it, it'd be like,

nah, you're a crazy-ass dude, but. I'm just trying to figure out this. I'm trying to figure out the titty, bro. I ain't want to hear that shit. I'm early, bro. Taylor, is that a titty? I ain't worried about that. I've been said.

What I'm a little. I said he last week, Wax. What I said to you last week? Wait, what I said to him? You're going to listen to her. Look, we were recording. Are you going to listen to her? I'm like, damn, why she getting a little, like, big?

And he didn't. Yo. Well, I don't know what you're saying. Thank God you, you're sitting down there. Usually you can't, though, like. You better take some shades off so you can see what we see. Well, good. I don't see it.

Jesus Christ, man. Listen, do you really think that a lot of people just vote and for Biden just because just because everybody else doing it and they think that's the thing to do because I ain't gonna lie to you. I really don't know too much about the shit. I'm just voting for Biden just because.

You didn't vote. You didn't vote. Why don't you're lying like that? You think just because I can't see your eyes I don't know when you're like you. I know you ain't fucking vote. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

I'm a criminal. But I'm just saying, I do you think of most of the people they're doing that? I don't think they really know what the fuck is going on either. No, I didn't know. I think they're just staying doing.

I think somebody like Donald Trump is very interesting because his bullshit. For no reason. I got my voting stickers. Hey, listen, we won. Me and my shirt. She got my son. Listen, her and Sam both voted. So me and Sam got that.

We good money. I didn't vote. You didn't vote? No. That's fucked up. I was in. So maybe so maybe. So maybe.

Donald Trump didn't lose white people. Maybe white people just was like, eh. Yeah. I mean, I didn't vote for him the first time, but I just... Don't clean it up. I didn't.

I didn't. I know y'all said it the whole time I did, but like, I didn't vote. It's okay to admit it now. I like it more this time. I was way closer this time. First time, I really tinned. He was like, this guy's a reality star.

After four years, like, this guy got a couple good ideas. You was getting bits off of him Say what? No, but in no seriousness, bro It was like Neither of them But then Biden doesn't inspire me either

So I'm just like, am I just gonna go vote For no fucking reason And then I thought about doing third party And I was like Why am I gonna go do third party And I don't even know anything about Joe Jorgensen or whatever And I'm just doing that

So if people ask me who I voted for And I said no that I'll be like judge I'm like nah fuck that It's on them to make me feel like I need to do it I voted for Senator Kamala Harris. I voted to help flip the Senate. And I voted to legalize weed in New Jersey. Oh yeah. That's right. It's legal, baby. Recreational. Sales.

Amazing. Amazing. I appreciate it going down. Yeah. Amen. Yeah. It's going down. Salute the hat story. That's why you bought Dunkin' Donuts. I got worried about none of that shit. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, that's a great. Yeah. Can you get like, um, Girl Scout cookie spots? What you're talking about? That's what they need to put out on a spot. Are you really worried about dessert, bro? Yeah. In a real way.

I'm just saying. They deliver that to your house, man. You gain 20 more pounds. I'm going to call you Gerald dessert. I'm going to get that right now. Listen, I got to like myself at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? So believe me, I'm on it.

You said you got to like yourself? I got to like myself at the end of the day. What fat black man don't like himself? That's true, man. What fat black man don't like himself? He's crazy as hell. If you got to keep doing this with your shirt and you fucking like be on

like one tippy toe on the side you don't like your fucking self what are you talking about? That's what you're leaning on the angle. You know how girls. You're leaning like the background take pictures. That's because of fucking camera. You all lean at the one side.

That is the lead. That is the lead. The one foot up. The one foot up. Even the laugh change, bro. It is all we're here. It's a little shit. It's a little clumpish, bro.

I'm not going to lie to. It's a little clumpish. It's a little clumpish. Hey. Big is. What was his name in the nutty professor? Professor Clump. Buddy love.

What's his name? Buddy love? Buddy love. This shit crazy, yo. What the fuck was we talking about? Oh, no, but I literally, I did vote for Senator Harris. Right. You didn't vote for Biden.

I did not vote for Biden. I can't, I'm not going to lie to you. I can't get over. Kamala Harris. A lot of people did that. I just don't like, I just don't like Joe Biden. Biden. I'm not, be honest.

I just don't like Joe Biden. Yeah. I don't like Joe Biden. I'm not saying that Joe Biden can't, you know, end up being a stable president that does some things to correct some of the wrongs that he's done, especially to the black community, whether I keep saying that the 86 crime bill, the 94 crime bill, the 88 crack laws. So, by the way, it's going to be good to be able to have those conversations now without people saying,

yo, you're fucking up Joe Biden's chances. Now, fuck all that. We had Jim Clyburn on the show, suit the OG Jim Clyburn. Jim Clyburn said, in the first hundred. hours, not days. I'm on that ass. He said, first 100 hours, I want Joe Biden to put together a commission to go out there and study the 86 mandatory minimum citizen and the 94 crime laws, 94 crime bill.

And after we study it for a year, atone for it. And he voted for the 94 crime bill. And he endorsed Joe in the primary. So that's, I mean, by the way, if it wasn't for Senator Clyburn, Joe Biden would not even have gotten in this position. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was done. He was done.

the primaries until Jim Clyburn and Dorsey them right before South Carolina and then the South pulled up, which is another thing I would say about Democrats. When I say Democrats suck at strategy, the South should be the Democrats battlegrounds. Like they should, like the same way Stacey Abrams made Georgia a battleground state, Democrats should

go get Tyler Perry, let Tyler Perry dress up as Medea, and they should just go all through the South. Go hit all those chilling circuits because black people there just aren't energized to go vote. South Carolina and North Carolina Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Tennessee, Arkansas, all of those places that are historically read. Got black people there who just waiting to,

they want to go vote, but give them a reason. Go, that should be the Democrats' base. Furner. Fuck New York, fuck California. Y'all got them. Go hit the Chitlin Circuit. Yeah, it's actually a good point. Get the Chitlin Circuit.

It's like, why are you spending all this money on guaranteed victories? Go try to flip. That's really interesting. Go hit the Chitlin Circuit. You spend all this money trying to flip white women that left you in 2016. Only for those white women to stay away in 2020.

Moral of the story, those white women are gone. Yeah. They're gone. Oh, don't I know it? Amen. When a white woman leaves, she's out of here. Thank God. They just did this randomly to Kanye.

They didn't even put a picture of him. I'm over Kanye. Yeah, man. I wear sneakers. I like his sneakers. But Kanye, he's always, he's an idiot. He's just, I just, like, the shit he does is so narcissistic. He won't attention.

For what? Like, you are a billion. a billionaire with your own sneaker. Motherfuckers wear Yeezys. Yeah. Are you married to Kim? What more do you want? Yeah, it's never enough.

It's never enough. Yo, bro, this is what I really want from Kanye. Go deal with your trauma. Yeah. That's a hurt man. You think because of his mom. I don't know what it is. I just see a hurt individual.

It's a little bit worse now, though. Like, the constant need for attention is disgusting. And he wanted to drop. He wanted to drop. his album on November 3rd. That just tells me everything I need to know. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Nobody can have shine

except me. And if the people around you not telling you, yo, Kanye, knock this nut shit off, they ain't your people. I don't want a bunch of motherfuckers around me that is telling me what the fuck I want to hear. You know what I mean? I think the Kardashians put up with it. Do you think Kanye or Kim voted for him? Is he still Kanye?

Yeah, Kim voted for him. He probably loves him. Yeah, but like... I wondered when I seen her say I voted. I'm like, she had to vote for Kanye, right? Do you have to tell them? Yeah, it's private. Nah, fuck that. I'd be mad and sad to my girl don't vote for me.

Who you vote for, you? Yo, we should start a rumor she didn't. That'd be fucked up. That is a good question. Who the fucking Kardashian-Jenna's vote for? I think they didn't vote for. I think they voted for Biden, bro. Maybe Trump.

Holy shit, they did not vote for Kanye. We need to pose that question. Who the fucking did they vote for, yo? I never even thought about that. Imagine that. Yeah, I've seen that. Because think about it when he was on the campaign and he kind of out at her and everything else, I would, like, I would remember that and be like, you know what?

I'm out. That's crazy. Can't even get your wife's vote. What else we got? I'm sure she did. Do you want to do an ad real quick? Yeah, let's pay some bills. I got to run out.

All right. Yeah, I got to run out, guys. Andrew Schultz is working on something incredible. I can't wait until he's. He announces it so we can spike the football one good time. You know what I'm saying? I'm hype. I'll be back.

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What the hell was it? It was just on my motherfucking mind. Oh, misinformation. If anything that this period shows us that we've gone through, it's that we all have to get smarter.

And by smarter, I mean doing your own research. And research is not what is given to you via social media because it's just little simple things we should not be getting wrong. Going back to what I talked about earlier when I said that, you know, if the election happens on November 3rd and votes start getting counted that night and people start saying dumb shit like, oh, this person is up by this, but then the next day they're not, that is, that's really stupid. Because all people are doing is counting votes.

So that shouldn't even be something that you're spreading online. Like, that's just stupid to me. So I just want everybody to get smarter. Like this is what this era is, this new, that's another thing this new administration is going to enable a lot of us to do. It's just get smarter because I don't, I mean, even though it's going to be a lot of people out there still spreading a lot of misinformation. We don't have to worry about that from the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. leaders of our society. Yeah.

Because there's one thing when it's just a stupid motherfucker on Facebook saying some shit, but it's another one, it's the president. Yeah, I'm saying. People be doing that anything that it is like, it could be a lie,

but if it's leaning towards the Cowboys winning, I'm gonna go ahead and spread that lie real quick. Like, all the Cowboys are up. I know they fucking not up, but I'm just going to spread that lie and that's exactly what people

are doing right now with this shit. Yeah, it's hard to lie with stuff like that, though. The Cowboys, we suck. And the record shows. You know what I mean? That's what? Trump,

losing, that's the Cowboys right now. A lot is happening in 2020. Let's do things we won't care about next week. I already said, Gail King's feet, her losing six pounds. She did a soup diet. Congratulations. Yes. Please send that the wax.

Please send her the wax. I did send him to the soup diet. No, I want to see what she used because you know right after this pregnancy, so when she loses a baby, now we both going to lose some more weight. So like I said, I only- So you're admitted. You do look pregnant, though, wax. I ain't see this part.

I was looking at this screen. Now that I'm looking at this screen, you even got a pregnant nose. You do. Your nose even fall up like a pregnant woman. Am I line? It ain't spread it. You bug it.

Knock it. You see it, right? You can ask her anything. You can ask her, do I look like a hippo? She's going to say yes. Don't ask her shit. Let me see, boom. Shut up, Tiddy.

Take that, take that. What else? What things we won't care about next week? Rest in peace of the baby's brother. Rest in peace to the baby's brother, man. Yeah, rest in peace brother. Yeah, suicide is tough, man. Suicide is tough because, you know, this has been a rough year for a lot of people.

And, you know, we had two partners that we lost to suicide this year. My Jasmine Waters, Jazz Fly, and, you know, our guy Shaq Shaq, she killed, you know, from Manguilla. He said that death don't phase me at all, watching my family suffer does. I watch with my family. my mama, my nieces and nephew. And they mama, my brother, don't worry about me, take whatever you was due for me and pour it into them.

I would tell the good brother the baby. I would tell my Carolina brother, it's okay to feel. Numbing yourself, numbing yourself to that isn't going to do anything but make it worse in the long run. Because I used to be like that.

I used to be like, oh, I don't give a fuck about death. Yeah, me too. And I mean, you know, deaf is something that we all have to accept, right? because it's not like you can bring the person back, but you have to feel your feels. Like, I promise you if he just... Is it a mode you don't want to get into, though, bro?

You said what? Is it a mode you don't want to get into, man? Like, grieving. Yeah, but you're going to have to. Yeah, but you got to, though. I know you got to release it, but it's like really hard, man. 2020 was hard for me, too. It's like, like, if you grieve, how long would you grieve?

And when can you pull it back? I don't think there's no time period on it. You can grieve for as ever long as you want to. They say time heals all wounds. I don't believe that. I think time might make the pain easier to deal with, you know what I mean? But you don't know what can. That's not true.

What you mean? I know plenty of people still dealing with pain that happened 10 years ago. That's what you said. Yeah. But I'm saying, like, as I say, I don't think it heals all wounds. I just thinks it makes it easier to deal with, but you don't know what can trigger it. Like it might be, you might ride by a restaurant you and this person used to go. Or a song.

A song, you know what I mean? You might, especially in this era of social media when you, you, a Facebook memory will pop up. You know what I mean? People be doing this, be like, and I don't know if they'd be like, oh, a remembrance of. And I'm like, yo, this is my real family.

I don't want to see this hitting me doing the middle of the day, you know what I'm saying? It's kind of wild, but, hey, you got to let everybody grieve the way they want to. A lot of people put pictures out there for remembrance. I ain't that type of guy. I try to stay out the way and keep my day going. You know what I'm saying?

I don't want to keep doing that. Yeah. And, you know, and I'm not diagnosing nobody, but it's just like when the baby first got on, he was popping and then his father passed and like you know that's that's your dream right because you just got on so you just keep working you just keep working you just keep working you just keep working and yo that might have led to a lot of the aggression you know what I'm saying when you you know when you quick to put hands on somebody or whatever just because you got a lot of shit inside of you that you haven't haven't dealt with you know what I mean so when I saw him put that tweet out the day and you know he was like you know I can deal with pain I don't know man numbing yourself to the pain you know you knowing yourself to the pain you know I'm or ignoring the pain, man, that's tough, bro. Because that shit,

I promise you that shit will hit you at the worst time. Yeah, but God put you through a lot of things your life to prepare you for these days. That's why you go through the trials and tribulations from back in the day and the things you go through for these days and prepared you for it. It don't make you no easier to deal with, though. Not respect.

Come on. Of course not. Especially when it comes to suicide, because when it comes to suicide, you'd be thinking about all the things you feel like you could have did or said, you know, to keep that person from doing that. What was our last conversation?

Yes. Yes. And then, you know, like, it's so interesting even when I talk about my two partners, our two partners that we lost this year, I didn't see that coming at all from Shaq. Not even a little bit. No way.

I promise you not even two days ago, I said it again. I told my shorthy, because I'm looking at just scrolling down. And I'm like, I seen the conversation with us and I looked at one of our videos, and I said, you know, I don't see, it's still.

ain't registering to me. Certain people I probably hear and I'd be like, I, you know, like I get it or I know this person was going through something. This right here, I ain't even see it. It was too far for me to see, man. And when I hit you, I remember when that happened,

I hit you, you said you had talked to him two days prior. Literally. And you say I was on the phone for a long time. Long time, man. I still got the WhatsApp, man. The thing is like, you know, me and Shaq talking about just growing and wanting to do better and stuff. I'm like, you know, I ain't hear no shakiness in his voice.

I've been around a lot of guys who did certain things or even did people stuttered when they're about to do dirt about to hit somebody up, not even that self. I ain't hear nothing, bro. Yeah, and I spoke to him. Whatever day you spoke to him, I spoke to him that weekend

because I remember it was a Friday because I was hitting him about Angula's upcoming election. Same thing. We were just irregular conversation, you know what I mean? And yeah, I didn't see that one coming at all. And then with jazz,

It's like, yo, I know jazz. Like, jazz always dealt with anxiety and depression. You know what I mean? That's one of the things that even bonded us early on. Even before I started talking about my issues with anxiety publicly, I used to talk to her about it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, peace.

You know, situations like that, even though it don't, it don't soften the blow, you just can wrap your mind around a little bit more. A little bit more. Like, you know, damn, it's just like, you know, whatever she was going through got the best of her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But, you know what I'm saying?

But praying for the family, praying for strength, man. Absolutely. Please. Absolutely. So I would tell the baby, don't beat yourself up too much. But allow yourself to feel. You know what I'm saying? Like, allow yourself to feel.

Allow yourself to get that shit out and express that shit. Because a lot of times, man, people commit suicide because they feel like they don't have no outlet. They don't have no place to express their emotions. You know what I mean? They feel like they're being a bother to people. And they feel like I'd rather leave this earth than, you know, carry all of this baggage and have everybody else carrying this baggage, you know what I mean?

So everybody, don't be afraid to feel your feels. And I got to give you all the suicide prevention lifeline. 1-800-273-talk. 1-800-273-8-2-55. If you just need somebody to talk to, man, if you need somebody to get some shit off your chest, man. Don't hold on to that shit at fucking all. Not even a little bit.

We can take sale. What else we got, Taylor? Shit we won't care about next week, even though we look at it. about this. This guy, that could have actually been a little

slight deep dive. Cardi B, what? Cardi B files to officially call off divorce. City boys, we up, baby! Good job. Good job.

We up, City boys. She just wanted to scam, man. Like she's supposed to. That's all. A girl going to either pull a gun on you or motherfucker

threaten to divorce you and leave you when she's trying to put the fear of God and you. That's all this. You know how they're putting us back in line.

Talking about. And I guarantee you, it's going to work. It's going to work. Offster ain't playing that. She's like, yo, she's really filed divorce papers on me. It's like when that girl put that gun on you,

you'll be scared. But if she fired that shit at you, not trying to hit you with this, bow, you're like, oh, shit. And then I'm- Yeah, it's definitely a difference. It's definitely a difference. Like, my shorty put me on the couch,

that's different than throwing the clothes outside. You know what I'm saying? If I'm on the couch, I'm like, I still got a way in. But if you put the clothes outside, that's shooting a gun. And listen, I'm, I'm old school. So I come from the era of hearing about you know my uncles and shit getting hot grits thrown on them you know what i mean for real that's real shit you got to put the fear sometimes women put the fear of god and you in a different

way yo that hot grits pulling guns on you whatever it is i know all that shit sounds violent because it is but yo man when a woman is heartbroken and a woman is scorn and you don't push the woman to the limit she's going to show out on your ass way man ain't nothing you can do i just say run man i'd be happy when i'm on the couch i'm like all right that's all i get is the couch all right I take that. Speaking of, Skorn Women, Nicole Young is reportedly

trying to get three of Dr. Drey's alleged mistresses to testify. That's so wrong. Corny. What does the three mistresses have to do in anything? I don't know.

She actually tries to get their pre-nup overturned. That's just foul. Like, I don't understand the point of it. Like, why would you bring three mistresses to court to say what? And in California, it don't even matter.

In California, the only reason I found out is because of Ebony's podcast holding court. Like it's some type of law in California. I forgot what it's called. But stuff like that don't matter. Like if you cheat on your wife, that's not like grounds for divorce or some shit like that.

I'm probably saying it all wrong. Huh? Yeah, they got to work it out. But if she cheated on you, you got to get a divorce. Shut out. I don't even tell the truth. No, it's not. No, I would.

At this point, I would. At this point. It's different. Like, when you're, it's different. You can't do that. You don't think women are horny or nothing like that? Like, you don't think you look at guys like, oh, good. You got mad.

toys. Men ain't got all up mad toys. Y'all can't have toys? What are you talking about? Y'all got a thousand toys. Men got that fucking doll. This goes back to the conversation Reeson had on Breakfast Club where Reeson was saying, you know, men should get credit for being faithful. Amen. And they shouldn't. Why are you saying facts? If you agree with someone in a relationship, he said facts. Why? I'm saying yes. If you were using that slur. What? What are you saying? What slur am I saying? You said, what's she saying, a gay slur just now? What were you saying?

What were you saying? Oh, facts. All right. You got to enunciate. I was like, God damn. I thought you, I'm like, you're that upset that men think we should get credit? Who, my. For not cheating?

Lord have mercy. Yikes. Jesus Christ. But, no, I understand what reason was saying. Why? It's not about a woman giving you credit. I give myself credit for not cheating. You should.

But women do give men credit because women don't say things like, I'm so glad you got your shit together. You know what I'm saying? That could not just mean about cheating, though. It usually does. No? What else is the mean?

And women should say that more to your man. I don't got to take care of you. You got your own money. No, okay, let's say the man's stable. And the man got a job. He don't put hands on you. He's a good guy, but he just was out there fucking a bunch of chicks.

So what does that mean then? When you say, I'm glad you got your shit together. But that could be for a female female cheat too. You're just a whore. That's cornyo. See, why? It shouldn't be

that was standing like that. It is, though. At the end of the shit. But this is the thing, though. We shouldn't give you credit like that because you guys, how I look at it, you agree to be in this relationship, right? So I, you should know

the rules of not walking out of it. What about my dick? What about her pussy? What if your, one of the things not handed right and you do want another dick. Pussies have more control than dicks do. I don't think pussies take over women's brains.

Would you tell your daughter that? I know some women in. Would she tell her daughter that? I don't get no daughter. I'm just saying what you want to tell your niece that. Listen, you won't tell your niece that. You'll tell your niece she better be with one guy and slow down and be easy. No, first of all, I'm going to tell her to leave these niggas alone.

I'm not going to encourage her to. You want to be a little? No, but I'm not going to encourage her to like, oh, go find your love. I'm not going to put that in there. I want her to be in a mission. No, yeah. You know, that's what you're doing to these other girls. Don't do that something because they got five.

and they got nieces, I mean, they got uncles and stuff like that. They don't want to hear that shit. I'm going to tell her also to live her life as well. Be protected. Be safe. But I'm not going to tell her like, oh, just stick with one person. Well, she should, whatever. I'm just saying like, no, but I'm saying when she's getting older and everything,

like, I'm not going to tell her, like, to find a man right away. Listen, I don't care what you're saying. I'm giving myself credit for not cheating. Okay. Give yourself credit. You should. Because how you were. When Wax lose 20 pounds, he's going to give himself credit for losing that 20.

But you know what? real shit, you know how many people be in my DMs and stuff like that and be like, you know what that mean? I see you not cheating. That's all they say. That's all it means. I don't believe you, though.

Come on, don't do it like that. How long you and Carl's been together? I don't believe it. I need more time. I got to see more time. I need a bigger sample size. A year, it ain't showing me nothing. What you mean?

Yeah ain't showing me. I don't even think it's been a year. Hold on a year. Yeah. The year what you mean? It's been over. You know why? You met calling last year at the AC3 Festival, right?

In Atlanta. No, but no, that was two years ago. That was no two years ago. Yes, that was. What are you talking about? No, it wasn't, man. I started dealing with Clark. We were at the AC3 festival last year.

No way. That was last year. That was two years ago. No way, man. I'm going to look up to pick. No way. Man, I'm telling you. I'm going to see you right now.

It's no way, y'am. I refuse to believe it. That was two years. I don't believe that. But either way, they weren't together two years ago. It's been a year. You know, last June is when we got together, bro. I'm telling you.

May 29 for what year? 18. Bro, that was 2019. I'm looking at it right now. When? No, it was not, man. I'm telling you right now, bro. Hold on.

Page got the receipts. It was me, T.I. Shaka, Sincor. At the AOC. That was last year, bro. No way. Yes, October 2019. Yes, it was. I'm looking at it.

It's right now on YouTube. October 21st, 2000, I don't know. It was around October something. It was October 19, 20, you know, now it's been together a year. No, now it's been a year. Yeah. And y'all haven't even been officially together. He was sneaking seeing her.

What are you talking about? You know how long I'm doing her? For real. That's what I'm telling her. You met her in Atlanta last year at the 18th. In October last year, October, are you serious? 2019. Yes.

And that's not what I met her. What are you talking about? I was dropping you off in the Bronx. I'm like, what I'm like? What I'm like? What I'm saying? I'm saying? It's like, why don't fuck are you doing this?

It's been since June. You see what I'm saying? It's been since June. How when you met her in October? I did not meet her in October. So you met her before that? I've been met her. What are you talking about?

What did you meet her at? I met her behind the stage of a horrible decisions a live show. Oh, okay. All right. That's Mandy's friend, bro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you already know all this. I don't even know why you like that. I forgot, I forgot. I forgot. That's when you... Shot. What?

What happened? What happened? You guys are so weird. Somebody says something crazy? Yeah. I didn't know. Oh, I'm saying. Oh, my gosh.

He wearing them shades or he can act blind. He's like, he's saying, I'm saying what's you talking about? Oh, my gosh. But I'm serious. I need, I got to see, I got to see wax. I got to see wax not cheat for like four years, yo.

Yeah, me too. I ain't cheating four years. I feel like that. Man, listen, listen. I'm so proud of myself. Listen, every single day. It's another day and I think myself every single day I don't have, I don't do anything.

So I don't think I'm going back. I don't want to ever start back over again. That's whack. Yeah, it's literally, I'm not even joking. It's literally like when you start like eating right, you don't want to go back to the bullshit. Like, when you eat some, when you eat the sugar and shit and not, it makes you feel fucked up.

Like, you don't even want to go backwards. I feel more emotionally and mentally healthy and spiritually healthy than I ever have. I'm good. Like I'm happy. All my energy right here in one spot. Look how much, look I was putting all my energy and all over the place, man, come on.

Yeah, we see. Right around here. Right around that midsection. It's a lot of goddamn energy, okay? Yeah, it's so crazy. My shit right, too. I ain't going to help y'all out. But men, men, you should give yourself credit because you know what?

I'm not saying you shouldn't give yourself credit. Good job. I'm just saying, like, I don't think it's up to the women to get, like, because that's what we expect from y'all. And the woman don't know anyway, because the woman don't know what, the woman don't know where we were. you know what I'm saying? Meaning like she don't know where we were in our lives.

Like she thinks she knows. Well, she don't have no idea. She have no idea. So when you know what kind of whore you used to be, once you get it right and you're like, man, I'm good. It's a whole different ballgame. I ain't mad. I hear it every day.

And I appreciate every single day I hear, wow, wax, this is you. Wow, wax. I can't believe this. I hear it every day and not supposed to get it every day because that's how bad I was. That's how bad you were. That's how bad you were. And it's also, too,

It's leading with ego. Men feed their ego. The only time you're out here sleeping around with a bunch of different women is because you're trying to feed your ego. And it's like... Not on my case, though. My case was...

Yes, it was, Rex. I was doing it for favors. What you mean? How are you going to tell me? I didn't give a fuck about this shit. I wasn't going after them. And you know that. You know I never went after the woman ever.

That's not true. I'm going to tell you something. That favor body gone right now. You got... That favor body... That favorite body... Hey. The body you got now, you owe her.

Okay. Lead a change. I need that. It's good, though. I'm not like, I understood what reason was trying to say. And I do agree. Like, you'll give yourself some credit guys. Sometimes we got to pat ourselves on the back.

Women pat their selves on the back all the time. Pat yourself on the back if you've been a good man. Where it is born. So it was just for cheaters. Like, what did you mean? If you're dating guy that's already a good guy, he don't have to necessarily give himself. First of all, black men don't change.

cheat. But in the case that we are seduced, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Are we do someone a favor is widely drugged. Okay? You should give yourself some grace if you used to live that way and you don't live that way anymore. That's all I'm saying. So I have a question then. What about what girls, they should give themselves power in the back because no, no, no, listen to this because they have probably, especially if it's a good looking girl and everything else, they have guys in the past that still hitting their up? Yeah, I don't be wanting to dick like that. Yeah, man, if y'all, y'all don't want y'all.

So you'd be wanting another dicks like that? No. Don't try to give me in trouble. I'm asking a question. I'm just saying. What are you saying? There's options. You really want to be ran through like that?

Wow. I hope your boyfriend here's this. There's options, Mr. Hayes. Okay? I hope not, boy. Mr. Hayes. Talk to my brother. I'm talking to your husband.

Your alleged husband. Yes. I want him to have my last. I think women are better than men. Yeah, I don't think women have those. I don't think, I'm not saying y'all don't have desires, but I don't think it's like men. Y'all's stronger and everything.

That's not true, though. Don't stoop to our level. We have multiple orgasms, okay? You don't think that. So why y'all, y'all, y'all being selfish right away? When Michelle Obama said, when they go low, we go high, you know who they were, men? You know who we were, women? Okay.

So when we go low and we're out here doing things, we ain't got no business doing, Go high. Yeah, don't suck dick. Stay high. You know what? I'm learning from y'all. I learned from y'all. Yeah, for real.

How are we supposed to be getting better? We both doing bad. Exactly. Somebody got to do good. Come on. Alex, shut up. You like white girls. Excuse me?

Shut up, you like white girls. Who's you talking to? That's because I don't want to cheat on black ones. Oh, he's nice. He said he's ready. That's a good thing. You should know you're going to taste. He said you're going to taste.

He doesn't want to do the queen. means dirty. I hate you. You wouldn't give a fuck if he was cheating on white women. I like that, bro. I don't think you should cheat on women, period. I don't care about the race. You don't believe that.

I don't. I for real. All right. Anyways. So if Alex cheated with a black girl. I would be more upset, yes. If Alex had a white girl, he cheated with a black girl. Oh.

Exactly. Exactly. He said, yep. Double standards. Okay, what else? Things we won't care about next. Pastor Carl Lentz, fire from Hillsong Church. That's my guy, man.

He was texting me yesterday. That's my guy. You tell moral failures. I don't like that. I don't like that because you're the church. The fuck you mean moral failures. Like if a man has a moral failure, you don't fire him? You know what I'm saying?

You pray for him. And you let him give himself at the altar. You know what I mean? You give him a chance to redeem himself and forgiveness. Like, who are you to fire him? I'm tired of him. Like that's something. Yeah, he likes the...

I ain't never heard no shit like that. Why, did you ever hear of this shit like that? Am I getting fired from the church? Man, hell no, man. You already know all the pastors always got something with them. Like, I never seen nobody perfect ever. Exactly. So you, you fired him?

Like, what did that even mean? And then put out a press release about it? Ouch. The humiliation, man. But listen, humiliation right before honor, that's what the words say. So be looking out for a big blessing for Pastor Carl. He's going to win off this. Yeah, I don't go through it with grace.

I don't be okay. Go through it with grace. Like I said, I don't know what. It was a global senior pastor, Brian Houston. Brian's my God. Brian is the pastor that I had pray for Takashi 6 and I. Peace. So I know Brian.

You know what I'm saying? We've had Brian on Breakfast Club. Brian, Brian is a good man, you know what I mean? But I don't agree. It's like I don't agree in the kingdom hall when they just fellowship people. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I don't think that you should shun people and push them out. That's a place of healing, you're supposed to bring them in. Yeah, man. Church is a hospital, man. Church is a high school. I don't understand what I did.

I've had a million moral failures in my life. And I pray God don't ever say you're fired for having moral failures. Yeah. Like what, I don't know I wouldn't have made it this far. Come on, man. I don't know what path to call did. I might find out and be like, you know what? I get it.

Okay? But even still, for the church to do that, I don't agree with that, man. I don't agree with that. I think that. Hold your man down. Hold him down, man. Give him some type of discipline or whatever, but to say you're fired and press releases and all that moral failures.

Like, who the fuck are these people? people to say what is a moral failure? Unless it's something crazy that they know going to come out in the press and they jump before it. You know what I'm saying? Other than that, I can't see them going ahead and do that to their guy. Well, it can't be, I'll tell you why it can't be that crazy, because if it is something like extremely crazy, like crazy, they're going to catch heat for just calling it a moral

failure. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it's something wild, like something like just like, whoa, what the fuck? You'd be like, oh, that's, y'all just chalked that up as a moral failure. So it's probably something. silly. Maybe he got caught jerking off or something. I'm sure.

He got caught jerking off? In the church or something. Come on. Waxed definitely jerked off in the church before. No, I didn't. Waxed the pastest kid. Yes, you did. No, I didn't.

I probably kissed and stuff inside the church and stuff like that. You told me you had sex in the church. No, the church is bust. That was mad long ago. I can't even believe I even said that. You had sex in the church bus? It's the same thing. It is the same thing.

That's crazy. Was people on the bus? It was just y'all too? I don't know, man. It was mad long ago. My mom would listen to this podcast. I don't want to hear it. That's what this is about.

What else, Phil? Sluke the past the car, though, man. You know what I mean? I'm praying for you, even if your church ain't. Word is born on you. Straight up. I'm a sin of my brother. And then lastly, I guess, Tori Lane's, his quarantine radio got shut down.

Yeah, Instagram ain't playing. Instagram shut a little Duval down too. I don't know why. They did? Yeah. Damn. When? They're not playing.

I don't know. You think it was something to do with the presidential election or something? Yeah, he's definitely. I don't know. I have no idea. Wow. Wow. I don't.

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okay? I salute to my man Steve Smith, Sr., and Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. Now, let's get back to the show. Let's get to ask you, idiot, because I got to go take my daughter to practice. Since Rex is on Alejandro underscore 22 A wants to know, when did Charlotte know what, what, sorry,

when did Charlotte know wax was a homie? Oh, that was like day one, really. Like, literally first, first day I met him. I met him, our guy, Louis used to, Louis is from Broadway. And so my older cousin, my old cousin, my old cousin, Kishan, calling Shalyn. And he told me to go check Louis,

because Louis was in Columbia. When I went to go pull up on Louis, waxing all of y'all used to live together, right? Yeah, Louis still stares with us, yeah. Yeah, wax, powder, and louis. Wait, so all y'all, hold on, huh. What's the real name? Like, what's powder's real name?

Powder. Powder. Lord Jesus. Powder. Who? Powder, dray. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, literally from day one.

Like, that was just a thing. Like, I don't know. It's just one of them things. Like, that was, what, 2000? Just click. Yeah, well, that was like, oh, one? 2001. Literally.

Yeah, that was 2001. You got each other for 20 years. 20 years. 40 years. Yeah. It's literally like same thing. Exactly same way. Same thing.

Like, literally, like, all the shit that you see us doing now, we was doing 20 years ago. Been lying on me. He's been lying on me for years ago. Nope. I always told the truth. I've never lied on wax. Come on that. Anything you've ever heard me say is absolutely true.

They've been asking actually about wax. Listen, what about a bump? Do you remember that? The bump? What bump I'm talking about. The bump? That herpes bump you had in Myrtle Beach that time. No, I didn't talk about that one.

You said the what? What do you say? The bump? What do you say? The bump? That's about it. Never about that. No, he had this big-ass herpes bump on this.

No, I ain't talk about that. I talk about, like, Now, I want to talk about the herpes, we were in Myrtle Beach, right? We was in Myrtle Beach, and he had this bump on his lip that was so big. So he tried to bust it before we left, but he's squeezing the shit, squeezing this shit. He took a lighter to it, like stupid shit. So the shit looked really wild on his face, right? But nobody want to say nothing to wax because it's wax, right?

So I'm cracking mad joke, motherfuckers smoking blunts. I'm like, I bet none of y'all passes the wax. Nobody say shit, motherfuckers trembling with the blunt. Like, you're still right? Passing it to Wax. Wax take a couple of hits trying to pass it back. Nah, no, you're good.

We're in Myrtle Beach. So Wax could go all the way around. He's fucking all these different girls. You fuck like three girls, right? And they didn't care? Oh, man, that's back of the day. Fuck like three girls. You don't kiss no way.

Were they blind, though? Nah, they saw it. No, because if he saw the bomb, I don't know. I don't know what he told them what was going on. It wasn't that big. It wasn't that crazy. That shit was big as hell.

If you was in my face, Yeah. No. And listen, I shouldn't try to pop it. Everybody went through that in their fucking life. Everybody tried to fucking pop a pimple and you know that shit was fucked up. That was a cold saw, man. He tried to fucking pop.

That nigga fried a cold sore. He took that lighter and put that lighter to that coach. I heard your shit sizzled. I was like, what the fuck? No, that's what I tried to drive my clothes. The same thing I tried to drive my clothes. Oh, that shit was funny as hell. He tried to watch.

We left for Myrtle Beach. He washed his clothes, right? but didn't dry him all the way when he got in the car my pops in the front seat my pops go you been working out you've been working out wax why he smiled like that

and he drove all the way to murder beach clothes stank bump he still fucking three girls wow I think he wore his helmet a lot though that was funny too because he punched Louis in the chest he punched Louis in the chest

because Louis stopped killing him Louis stopped killing him by his bump Louis was like, your bumping doing pull-ups. You're bummed to your wife beat up. Yeah, I was mad to sell like, bro, you don't do that shit in front of the fucking girls.

You know, we get on the elevator. We can always do that shit in front of each other, man. But when girls is around, I ain't got time you're cracking on me. Man, we're getting that elevator. And the girls were trying to hold their laughing. But Louis said something. And them girls just bust out laughing.

Wax just hit him. Boom. Louis was holding a cup like this. A cup full of liquor. When he hit Louis in the chest, all the liquor flew out the cup. And then this landed right back in the cup. I'm like, what the fuck?

Louis trying to get in the car with us and Wax kicking Louis. Now, you ain't getting it with us. This is before Uber. Tell the how Louis got to the car. Thank God we grew up, man. Jesus. He called taxis. Nah, it wasn't no taxis.

No, hell. There wasn't none of that back then, man. You didn't have no bike or nobody with you. You asked out. You asked out. Wait, I have a question. So Wax told a story on Bullying the Beast about him in Milwaukee

and said that he smoked with a ghost. And you said that. No, that was true. It's real shit, that was true. That hotel was haunted as a motherfucker. That was true. And the crazy part is,

no, the crazy part is I didn't even hear about none of this till the next morning when I started talking to him. I'm like, yo, I said, man, I saw some wild shit last night because I was laying in the bed and I saw a shadow

of a person with a gun looking like they was aiming at another person person. And like I could see the person fall and I'm sitting there like under the cup. It's like man, God, please hurry up for daytime. I turned the TV on. Like, I turned, for real, I turned the TV on like, yo man, what the fuck? And then the next morning, um, I don't know if it was the lady at the front desk. Yeah, that's the way we ask because of the asking the lady's name, the girl name that was dead. When I told you I had a girl in my room. I said, you was like, ain't no girl was in your room. I said the girl was sitting on my bed. And you and Eve said that

y'all came in the room and never seen a girl. And I was like, the girl was showing me your room. The door's opening. The light switch going off. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, yo, she told me somebody died in your room. And they said that that same girl they said I was talking to, she was killed a year, right

at that same day a year. That's crazy. And I was talking to her smoking weed with her in the room. And when I was talking to the ladies at the front death and I was telling them what happened. But I just told them I saw some strange shit last night. And they knew what floor and stuff we was on and what room we was in. And so she was like, she was like, yeah, somebody got killed in that room, somebody got shot. And I'm like, what? And I told him what I saw.

That shit was wild. So the guy that shot the girl, the guy was in your room, why would the girl be in Wax's room? I don't know what Wax saw. And Wax said that she took out her phone and was like told the drawers to open or something like that. The drawers is opening and the lights were just going off and on, I'm telling you. I think Wax texts me to talk about, yo, be easy or some shit like that. And I thought, you know, I thought he was just fucking with me. You know what I mean?

Like, no, I was like, yo, somebody got killed in the room. The girl told me, and then they was telling me that no girl was in my room. And I'm like, yo, I smoked with a fucking ghost, bro. Milwaukee was the same girl. I love Milwaukee. Then women were trying to sleep with us so crazy in Milwaukee. They was knocking on our room doors. I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. All right. I was always good in Milwaukee. Okay. Good as in behaving myself. Me too.

Unless I flew something in, but that's a whole different story. I used to fly people in. I used to do stuff like I used to fly them into random cities because that's like, you know, flying into Miami, that's cheating. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's cheating. Flying into a city that people love to go to it. I love Milwaukee.

You know what I'm saying? Where do you get these fairies from? No, for real, that's cheating. If you're flying into Miami. That's cheating. LA. You're cheating. You know, you got to fly.

Yeah. Clim into Milwaukee. So it's not cheating in Milwaukee. Boston. Yeah. It's freezing in the cold. Yeah. Bring them in to Milwaukee, Boston, stuff like that.

You could. Yeah. Three hour time, different. It's not cheating after 9 o'clock LA time. When it's midnight East Coast time, it's not cheating. Those hours don't even exist. I like that one. That's my own school way of thinking.

But that's how I used to think. Yeah, I ain't saying that, baby. I ain't saying that right now. I'm not like that no more. I'm just telling you how I used to think. It used to be. I'm just telling you how I used to think. And it actually sounds crazy when I hear it back now.

Yeah, I can't believe I used to be the way I am, you know. Remember how the way I used to be? Like I used to. I don't know if you was a used to. Man, I was a used to. I'm still a used to right now. I got to see. I don't believe it.

I'm a used to right now. I need longer. I need a longer period of time. I need too, right. Come on, bro. You know me. This is me. This is, look how long it's been.

If you were having a girl automatically, then maybe I'm like, all right, he's changed. It's about to be two years. In June to be two years. Come on, man. You got to give me that, bro. Only reason I say you might be favored now because you're fat. That's literally the only reason, yo. I'm not worried about that, man.

I'm still wax at the end of the day, man. I'm telling you. I'm not doing nothing at all, man. Last one. S.A. underscore tuck, underscore city, underscore 520 wants to know what would they be doing if they knew they wouldn't fail? But that would be this right now, though. What would we be doing if we knew we wouldn't fail?

I wouldn't. I mean, that's life, right? And life you take risk. Like life, like life is one big calculated or sometimes uncalculated risk. Like, there's a chance of failure at everything. Like, that's not what motivates me. Like, I don't get up and say, I'm going, I'm going to do this because I can't fail at it. Like, I didn't know I was going to be super successful at right.

I didn't know I was going to be super successful at anything I'm doing. Like, you rolled down. and sometimes you hit, sometimes you don't. Relationship, every relationship in my life, anywhere I rolled the dice. I don't know nothing, literally. Yeah. Every day is another day. Like, fail, like, failure, here's the thing people don't ever want to admit, but they need to.

Failure is an option. You know what I'm saying? Like life is a multiple choice question and you're going to do certain things and it's going to be four different outcomes that may happen. Guess what? Failure could be one of those. but it just depends on how you look at failure. You know what I mean? I don't look at failure as like I lost anything.

Like failure is not a bad thing to me. Failure is just a way to get it right next time. You know what I mean? Or to just get you on the path you're supposed to be on. I might be walking a certain route encounter a pitfall of so-called failure and have to switch directions. And then I end up where I'm supposed to be anyway.

Count your blessings, yeah. So I don't fail you. Like I don't operate like that. Like there's nothing you're going to do that full proof, bro. Mm-hmm. Every time I lost, I got something better. Every time I lost.

So, man, I appreciate the losses with the good and the bad. I appreciate them. That's it? Oh, right. Well, wax, call out your... Yeah, Wax, promote Bullying the Beast podcast. Yo, yeah, man, y'all come to Bullying the Beast podcast and I got another podcast. It is whatever she says, we out here.

You know, I'm out here trying to make something happen. Word, whatever she said. I got to listen to that. How many episodes y'all did already? Two already. And is her talking about your love life? Carla talking about your love life? Yeah, we got a couple of things, man.

We got a court, man. We got a lot of couples, man. Y'all go ahead and call up with your couples and y'all tell us what y'all got going on in your life and we try to help it out or fuck it up. Do any of your old girls call into that podcast? It's not like a call-in. It's not like bullying the beast.

Bullying the beast is like we got the call-ins and stuff like this. This story here, we actually got guests. Smart. Smart. Smart. Yeah. It's too different. I think who produces it?

You produce it, Taylor? I think y'all should take calls just one time. It's at least once a month. It's two different things. We just got guests. We just got to guess it to be a couple. And they come on and tell us about, it's called 50-50 court.

And they come on a podcast and let us know what they got going on. We'll try to fix it for them and try to get their relationship to be 50-50. You don't think y'all should do ask, call in, wax just one time? For what? I'm not doing that. We got that on Bullying and the Beast. Come back.

Come to bullying and Beasts any time. I want to ask any questions. Tell us about what's going on and we'll answer anything on that side. But right now we just got we got couples. It's called Couples Court. It's 50-50. A lot of relationships, we got the women have 90%

and a man only got 10. But we're trying to get your relationship to be 50-50. I just hope I just hold waxes as clean as he is, as he says he is. I say because bullying the bees, we already got a lot of. Yep. And all these women listen. Like he's full of shit.

Yeah. Isn't they supposed to do that. Listen, they're supposed to do that. And listen, she got my, she got my pass code. She got my phone number. She got everything. If they want to come, they got to come through something like that. And I ain't doing nothing.

I'm telling you. I'm chilling. I mean, my mindset is on the toe so many other things right now. I've been easy. I hope so. God blessings. God blesses. You got the Piffy Longstock and Dreadlocks.

Nah, man. Her daughter did that. I can tell her daughter did that, yo. Her daughter twists the door. Tell the truth. I got a lot of these, man. Look at this, man. Listen, her daughter twisted doors, man.

Man, I ain't going to lie to you. She did. I know. I got so much hair, man. They look too much like a girl. I can tell, yo. No, knock it off. They do.

You look like Pippi Longstocking. Pull up Pippi long stocking. Same thing. 20 years. Put up Pippie Longstocking. No, you look like the Wendy's. You look like Wendy. The love of Wendy.

If you die in red, you look just like Windy. 20 years. Same thing. Yeah, that, he used to like Pipby Longstocking. No, Wendy's. Go to Wendy's, man. He looked like Wendy's now, though.

You look like Wendy's, yo. Because Pipies was up. Yeah, bro, I got a lot of hair. You know, you understand what it is. You're taking up putting all this hair all around. And shit is fucking crazy. It's a lot of fucking hair, bro. All right.

10 years now. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. Oh, he looked just like Wendy's. Come on, man. Stop it, bro. You know, somebody put wax.

Yo, somebody put wax face on the Wendy's logo, yo. All right. We'll have waxies. All right. Okay. Yeah, I ain't mad at that. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.

If you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotist podcast. Thank you for listening.