The Brilliant Idiots - Love & Boonkyball

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

This week, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz talk about the aftermath of Trump's interview on Flagrant, and the political circus surrounding his appearances. They break down the power of political rallies, celebrity endorsements, and how both sides of the media use the same content to push their narratives. They also talk about Drake’s recent antics, the emotional toll of fame, and the need for confidence. They debate male vulnerability, playing one-on-one for your dignity, and ask the question why no one takes male booty burglaries seriously? Plus, random topics like bootyball, male vulnerability, and more!  Chapters 00:00 Introduction 00:59 Political Landscape and Battleground States 04:45 Interviewing Trump: Insights and Reactions 10:02 The Role of Celebrity in Politics 17:01 Media Strategy: Engaging with Non-Traditional Platforms 24:07 The Importance of Authenticity in Political Interviews 29:46 Democratic Strategy: Learning from Trump 32:00 Drake vs. Kendrick: The Fan Wars 34:58 Nostalgia and Personal Growth 37:08 Drake's Need for a Break 41:07 Kendrick's Upcoming Dominance 44:09 Ray J's Bold Statements 47:54 The Seriousness of Male Vulnerability 52:00 Play for Your Ass: A New Game Show? 55:53 The Baby Oil Debate 01:02:09 LeBron James and Bronny NBA Journey 01:05:14 Nepotism in Sports: A Necessary Evil? 01:19:13 Living Forever: The Pros and Cons 01:22:32 Celebrity Encounters and Their Impact 01:29:59 Micro Penises and Masculinity ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's Squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's start the show. Heather Kyle Walker. Yo. What's happening? Shit, I just told you, we're moving. And my wife is doing a whole move. Damn, one Trump interview and it's time to go?

You got to get the fuck out of the building. I got to get out of here. I got to go to the battleground. They're on you like that already. I'm going to Michigan. I'm going to Pennsylvania. I'm going stumb. Michigan, Pennsylvania.

What is the other battlegrounds state? Ohio. Wisconsin, Florida, Arizona, Georgia, Nevada, and North Carolina, Florida is not going to be a problem. Florida is not a bad state. Florida is not going to be a problem. Florida is not going to be a problem. Florida is not going to be a problem.

Trump might fuck around and win New York. He's doing MSG. He can't win, but he'll do better than any other Republicans. Than he did before. You know who did good in New York is a Republican? Fucking Lee Zelda. You're not going to. going to catch me and you're not.

That's not a joke. No, no, not. Lee Zeldon ran for governor in New York. We had him on breakfast club. You're never going to catch him. I'm not even joking, man. Hey, hey. I'm not, I'm being honest.

That's a real representative. I'm not joking. That's a real person. Lee Zeldin. Yes, he ran for governor in New York. Man, you never going to get it. Let me see how much percent. Not even all you gang it up on me are going to catch with Lee.

How many percent? It's a Lee Zeldon. It's a real. Leaseldon. A real person. He's real. All right. He's real.

He ran for governor in New York. And he was Republican? He got 47% in the vote. While Kathy Hokel got 53% and it said Delta's performance was notably scron for a Republican in a predominantly Democratic state. New Yorkers don't care about governor.

Governor is not a real position in New York. Is mayor of New York as the governor? And then that's it. Like, whoever's the mayor in New York City, you're the governor of New York. Really, you're the vice. present and almost. That kind of makes a little bit of sense. But Cuomo, though. Como made his mark, bro. Como was very New Yorkish, bro. What? Why he did it? He was. He was. Wait, which

Cuomo? Mario. Mario was the governor. Yes, Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew, but Mario Cuomo was the OG and he was mayor. I don't know Mario Cuomo was the original. I didn't know. Yeah, they're like a political dynasty family. Really? Yeah, so Mario Cuomo was, I think, the mayor of New York. He was. Then did he become governor? I don't know. Governor of New York is something you do, like, as part of your retirement.

Like, if you've been mayor, they let you be governor as like, okay, just go look over that. That's really how New Yorkers look at it. Well, you know, Andrew's been talking about running for mayor in New York. He said if they get Eric Adams up out of here, that's what he's going to do. That is, that, yeah. That would feel like a demotion, but I guess not. No, New York motherfucking city. I don't get a real job.

I don't know, man. Best man in New York ever was motherfucking commissioner Gordon. You know what Mr. Gore was fired. Bloomberg was fire too, putting his own bread up. Bloomberg was fire. Bloomberg was fire. Bloomberg was fire. You got to have your own money to be the mayor in New York.

Otherwise, you're going to get bribed for $100 grand. Damn. That was the saddest part of that Mayor Adams shit. Damn. A hundred K? $100,000, man. Nah, bro. You can't go out sad like that for a first-class fight or turn the ear lines?

He's tucking his, though. What do you mean? He's ten toes down, holding his nuts. I mean, Adams ain't going nowhere. Oh, you don't think he's... He hasn't gone yet. And Governor Hokel says you're not going to push him out.

Really? Right now. Yeah. What's Governor Hokel look like? I interviewed her before. I think I get her and Gretchen Whitmer confused. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. Big Gretchen is much younger than Kathy Hokel, right?

Big Gresh, like 45? How old is Big Gretchen's younger than Hokel? It's Hokel. That's Governor Hokel. How old is Governor Hokel? What happened? of the blind guy. We let a blind guy be governor.

That's how you know. I know you're talking about. I interviewed, when he was on Wendy's show, I interviewed him. Did he know who you were? Why did they bring up in the studio? I feel like that's a Zoom call, right?

Like, I don't know if you. This is before. Oh, that's like 06, 07. Let him take those from your office. My point is that that's the type of position. Like, you just let the blind guy do it. Like, it's not a real. Yeah.

Hogle's 66. Yeah. Whitmer is how much? 50? 40-something 50? Anyway, We moved apartments We moved apartments yesterday

And my wife did the whole move God bless her And then there was like The paint was drying And she didn't like the smell And obviously we got a little baby She's like now we can't do this We got to go back to our other apartment

With nothing in it No beds Nothing So I just haven't slept in two days Oh so you just wired That's the day Yeah What did for the Trump interview

But this was before I had a bed Before the Trump interview Oh You did if you did You, Trump wants, they take your bed. Damn. They take your blankets.

They take everything from you. This is one interview. They took everything from me, Taylor. Can you believe? How's the feedback man? Yo, Taylor was so excited. She hit me. She was like, oh, my God, you interviewed Unk.

She goes, you interviewed Unk. You called it a white man Unk? That's crazy. That's crazy. That's what you said. That's what you said when you walked in. You said, she said, I see you went unc. That's crazy, yo.

You didn't say that. Hey, Trumper. No, you didn't. Hey, Trump, you said, I see, you know, I said you were Trump. You did say that. Be honest, you did say that. Trump was crazy. You got some crackers in you and actually comes out.

That, what? Like a fracker. Fragging? Trumping and fragging? You are very close to another one. I know, it sounds bad. I thought you put an ER in the F word. I was like, no, no, no.

That's one of the strongest hateful. I would never say fraggle maggot. I would never use that word. I mean, we're just, It's so close. I know. We're just on the edge today. We're just on the edge.

Taylor. Come on, Taylor. You called him Unk. I couldn't believe that. You called him Unk? That's wild. That you're lying. How's the feet?

Back men. Wait, you got a white one, too. Isn't she supposed to be like a virgin? What are you saying? What the fuck is? I am a virgin. I'm a virgin. What is that?

I told you I had to make, this is my blanket. Crush. You're fucking money. I was crazy. What the fuck? What the fuck? I've never even seen that. All right.

You got quilt pants? I knew you was going to come as the black team, so I came at the white team. Wilde! Wilde! Wilde! Wilde! How old the feedback been, though? Do you want me to do it as a song?

Okay. Okay. In the family reunion, ain't going to be no Mexican. Ain't going to be no Mexican. No, the funniest. No, the funniest shit about the interview is like, This is the funny shit is that both sides were using the same clips to promote their narratives.

So, like, for example, Trump did this thing about how he doesn't ramble. He weaves. And Kamala's headquarters saw the thing on the video, and they're like, yo, make a video out of that. Look how ridiculous this is. But then Trump's team is also like, yo, make a video out of that. That shit is fired. So the same piece of content was used to support the kids. candidate and to try to trash the candy.

Was it interesting, yeah, because the left would use something like that to say, look, he rambles and he knows he's doing it, he's doing it on purpose. He's an unsurious person, but then the right probably uses it to say, look at his sense of humor. Exactly. He's humanizing them. Okay, I get it. I understand. I didn't get any of those

yet, and I'm sure it's time, but like, oh, he's humanized or whatever, like, but I just thought, yeah, man, it's just, I got it. They all came right out. Oh, you would sell out, Alex. It's an old for you. I felt, I felt, It's over. Al is serious.

The whole interview, Trump Turner, you got some good hair on you. And Al, me, he was like, oh, thanks, Mr. President. No, no, no, no. Fuck out of it. Fuck on her. I got you. She said, thanks, unc. He hit him with an unc as well.

Come on. You called him unc as well. Like, come on. Because it's interesting, right, because I saw. Come on. Yeah, I know. It's interesting. You don't know how much of this is real or not.

Like, I saw Alex Cooper. She had Vice President Kamala Harris on. And they say she was losing followers. And they say people. was upset with her and she had a backlash. feedback wasn't great on that one. I don't know how true. I mean, but, okay, is it the fact that people are really upset that she just interviewed

the vice president, so it's like the people on the right, is her, does her audience have that many conservatives that they're just that disgusting? I think she didn't know her audience. I think she doesn't, maybe she didn't know exactly what her audience was too. And apparently like she was like cop and pleased in the beginning before the interview even started. No, but just these candidates are the. I lost about 500. And I have a fraction of woodshed.

Right. No, the candidates are- You lost followers? Yeah. For his outfits. No, as soon as the episode came out, once I posted anything, a clip from the episode, just started dropping just like Flask.

How do I feel about this? I feel like the audience has to grow up. Yes. On both side. Oh, my God. Because Alex Cooper should be able to interview the vice president. You're going to say no to the vice president? Like, sorry to cut you.

All right, you finish your point. I got it. Like the Alice Cooper should be able to interview the vice president. And she should be able to interview Trump. These are the two people running for president of the United States of America. I mean, like, one, I couldn't agree with you more. When we put out the interview, there was conversations. You know, Doug was like, hey, do you want to do a thing where you say, like, in the beginning of this?

Like, you've reached out to the Kamala team. And I'm like, why are we asking for forgiveness? Like, why are we explaining ourselves? Like, I don't have to explain myself to what. want to have a conversation with the Republican nominee for president who was already president. Just like, I don't got to explain myself if I want to sit down with Kamala, who is the VP in running for president. Like, you are, in my opinion, if you really actually, one, you'll care about, let's say you're

a very political person and you care about your country and both candidates are around 50-50, wouldn't you want to have the opportunity to sit down with both of them and tell them what you feel about what's important to you. And not on some like, hey, I'm going to do a gotcha interview so I could get clout and views, but on a true like, hey, are you listening to me? Like, these are the things I actually care about. This is why I care

about it. And then telling them in a way that they might have, like, empathy and consideration even if they disagree and they might think about it. Like, I think that's a responsible thing to do. Or just do you. Like here's the thing. I saw Bethany Franker, right, and snooithy, we can add this clip. Shout out, Bethany. I saw her going off about how,

you know, Beth, I don't know if y'all know, Bethany is the reason that we called us podcast of Brayette. You know, I was hanging out with her in the Hantons. I saw that. And I told her. What did she say? Did she remember that? She did.

Okay, okay. But Bethany was saying how nobody, like, people don't care about what celebrities think about candidates, right? I think that candidates overestimate the association with celebrity. It happened with Hillary Clinton. It was J. Z. Beyonce. The day before it was Chris Jenner. It was Katie Perry. It was John Bon Jovi on the bus.

I think it turns people off because I think. think that the average person who can't afford to eat or has a family that lost their home or has a family who's at war, they do not care who celebrities associate with or vote with. And I think that Taylor Swift moves a needle on, you know, get out and vote, which is great. But I don't think, I actually think it's, it backfires and it's a deterrent to want to, you know, to associate with celebrity. I think it's a turnoff to the general public and the average voter. And I, I agree. I really truly do agree. I mean, you might have some people who are influenced by what celebrities think and who celebrities might vote for. But I think she had it a little bit wrong because she was trying to say that nobody cares what Alex Cooper thinks about the vice president.

That's why I disagree. And I push back and I tell you why. Alex Cooper isn't your typical celebrity. She's a celebrity who built a platform. She's media. Whether you like her or not. Flagrant is media. Whether you want it to be or not. So when you see a Donald Trump or our Vice President Kamala Harris and they go to 60 minutes, which Trump did. didn't do what Kamala did. Or they go to Meet the Press or whatever, any of those serious platforms, when they go to an Alex Cooper, or when they go to a flagrant, they're just going where the audience is.

They're meeting people where they are. You want to know some crazy shit? You want to know why he didn't do 60 minutes? Why? So he could do flagrant? Get the fuck out of here. That's what he told me afterwards. He's like, yeah,

canceled 60 minutes to do this. Get the fuck. He lied. No, that was one of those times. He said he basically tells the truth. That was one time. He's basically telling me the truth with that one. No, he's basically like, listen, like we wanted them to apologize for running with the Russian, the Russia hoax.

And, but, and, you know, they had to apologize for that or they had to, you know, I think there was something they want to pull it surprise or something like that for it and they weren't willing to give it back. I didn't know something, but he was like, what? This time slot was for 60 minutes and, you know, it was aside to you. Yeah, I thought he said that he didn't want to do 60 minutes because, well, I thought I saw somebody say that they didn't really make a formal invite. No, they invited, they just wanted an apology. The tribe came on an apology because I think they won some prize for running with the Russia hoax

Really? Yeah. That was the one thing that I wanted to ask him that we didn't get to ask them. Actually, there's a few things that I wanted to ask him. What else did you want to ask them?

I just like, the Russia hoax, they were saying he was peeing on these Russian women. I can't, now, come on. That's what I expect flagrant to ask. Oh, no, I had it. I had it. Okay.

But what I wanted to ask was, did you have to tell your family you weren't? Like, did you have to have a sit down with your family and be like, guys, I'm not peeing on special lines and minds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Because they lie. They're going to lie about you.

They're going to say things about you. I'm sure Kamala has to go through this as well, was what they're going to say things. And then she might have to tell her husband and her kid. Like, they're going to have to tell their families the truth. And sometimes that means saying you didn't urinate on Russian women. And that's just what I want to know what that conversation is. But, uh...

It's out of here, right? What was that? Uh, no. I got you. All right. Yeah, man, I don't have a problem with it. I knew that y'all was going to get, you know, negative feedback.

I know it was a backlash because I saw that happen with Alex. Alex Cooper. But I haven't felt any real backlash. But you don't give a fuck. I also don't give a fuck. But, like, we've got some backlash. There's not at this level. No, like the main reaction, like the backlash that Cooper got immediately was like a tidal wave.

Like, if you bring that interview up with even. people who are casuals, they'll go, oh, yeah, there was a lot of backlash around it. I wonder if she was shocked. Maybe. Meaning, she didn't know, meaning she didn't know her audience was so widely conservative. But also, I don't know if that's her audience. I think a lot of that shit is just social media, bro. I think there's a lot of it's social media.

I think it's her audience. I think it's her audience because she's not a political show. Like, she never has politicians on the show. So what were they mad at? Were they mad that she had? the vice president on. So it wasn't like, it wasn't a conservative audience mad

that they just had Kamala on. Half the audience is mad that she even had a politician in general because she's like, yo, keep this show fun. We don't do that. And then the other half

is just like mad that she's, it looks like she's picking a side by having Kamala on. I mean, that's why she was cop and pleased in the beginning. It's like, you don't need an excuse

to interview a presidential nominee. None. Nope. Like, none. None. You should absolutely do. One, you should do, it's validating.

I'm not going to lie, like us starting a little podcast and then having a president want to come on the podcast. Yeah. It's a massively validating moment. Absolutely. And the thing about the vice president going on Caller Daddy, right? We do know Caller Daddy is the number one podcast for women. Yeah. Like literally.

Right. Like, this is a statistical fact. The number one rated podcast amongst women who has the most women demo is called. her daddy podcast. If you want to go anywhere to have a conversation about reproductive rights and reproductive rights being under attack, you're going to go somewhere and talk about a boyish, that would be the perfect place to go. Very smart move. I love, listen, I love all the media moves. Trump has been doing it. I think he stepped it up a lot over the last year by going to a lot of these non-traditional platforms, even though I hate using that word non-traditional because this is

the tradition now. This is relevant. But this is actually the tradition now. Like the Tradition is TV and radio, right? But podcasting is... It's part of it. It's legacy at this point. This ain't a niche thing anymore. Like, it's not. So for him to go to Logan Paul,

for him to go to Theo Vaughn, for him to go to Flagrant, that makes sense to me. For her to go to All the Smoke, for her to call her daddy, you know, I haven't seen any other podcasts, but it makes sense to go to those places. I actually think what would make the most sense

for Kamala would be doing male-centric podcasts. I think she's going to win women easy. Absolutely. you need to do Breakfast Club. I think you need... Well, actually, breakfast was probably female. What's your numbers?

No, well, it's actually pretty balanced. Well, you're bullshit. But Breakfast Club, I think that, like, she should be on fucking Pat McAfee. Like, she should be on... Rogan! She should be on Flagrant.

She should be on these platforms that she doesn't already have the people in the bag in terms of the voter. That's right. Yeah, I think. Also, like, not so forced. Like, with all the respect for Colbert, like, it just seems like such a puff piece.

It just sees, or what is it called, a puff piece or a fluff piece or whatever like that? Stop drinking beers, too. Talk to me. What's the deal? Well, they drink a beer. I'm tired of seeing President drink beer. Take a gun out. No.

Take a gun out. Put your gun on the table. So she says she got a Glock on 60 minutes. No, take a shot of liquor. Do that. Or do an edible. Yes. Do something like.

Get loose. She can't do it edible. Yeah. I don't have to lock it. all the weed do. She can't get with a beer. But even the beer makes her more relatable than Trump because Trump doesn't drink. Oh, Trump don't drink? No. So he

just retarded. He's just a wild door. Don't tell me what you mean. Don't tell me that. That dude is just pure entertainment. You're just sitting there. You do not know the next word that's going to come out his mouth and you're trying to guess. And every time you try to guess, you are wrong. And every time it starts, it's funnier than

the last time. And he could key in like when he sees you kind of laugh at some that he don't even know what's funny yet, he like clocks it, and then he'll keep. Like he started calling the doctors that saved the lives of the people who got shot in Muttler. He was like, these country doctors. And I said, I said, what? He goes, these country doctors.

And he kept hitting country doctors. Two of the people that were very badly hurt were also celebrated. They were very badly hurt. They weren't actually expected to live. Yeah. And they lived. And they had incredible doctors. Some of those country doctors are better than the big doctors.

that we spend a lot of money on, and they don't do as good, I will tell you right now. I don't want to knock anybody, but those country doctors save two people because I was told that three would... No, think of that. Three would be in trouble. And three were going to know Corey immediately,

but the other two were so bad that they thought they wouldn't make it. And those country doctors, they pulled them together. They did a great job. Oh, that's Pennsylvania's country to him. It's better than... Yeah, but he's really his country.

If it ain't Philly, it's country and shit. I'm not going to lie, man. He's an interview where she's loose. I think she's looking too protected right now. It's looking too polished. And it seems to be fun. Well, the difference, here's the thing, man. Even with Obama, Obama looks polished and buttoned up compared to Trump.

But you know why? He's a better. Obama's a better politician than Kamala. But Trump's not a politician. That's the thing. Like, he's not a politician. So next to him, next to him, she. She seems so buttoned up.

That moment on Oprah, what she says, you come into my house, you're getting shot, was the least buttoned up she seemed. The moment on Oprah, the heck of a thing in Michigan, when she told Trump out, Putin will eat your lunch. You know what I'm? Exactly. It's like, yo, be it.

That's what she is. So then be it. Go out on your sword. I think it's hard. Right? I think she, no, I know she can do it because we're seeing glimpses of it. But I think it's hard because she's been a politician for so long. Is that?

And also, once you've done. taste victory, you're like, let me not fuck this up. I think playing it too safe can fuck it up. It's prevent defense. But also, just think about every single word that comes out of their mouth is a headline. Who cares? Trump went on our podcast.

Like, 10 different headlines came from the podcast. People are taking the same line and observing it two different ways. So it's like, if you think about that, it's crazy. But the powerful I always say, actually, we always say this shit. It's just about humor in general. You can say some wild shit. If it makes people,

laugh, it disarms them completely. Trump had that line on the poverty, he goes, they lie about me all the time. It's hard for me to do that to them. You know, he's like, I'm basically truthful. And it was so funny. They're trying to use it against them, but even you are kind of laughing right now.

It's so funny that it just disarms you. I had a young black man, 20-something years old. I'm not going to say his name. I should say his name. He comes to me this morning, he turns to me, he goes, Flager's going to get Trump elected. You would know who I'm talking about.

You was there? No. He goes, he goes, well, Flager's going to get Trump elected. The interview is fire, bro. The interview is fire. I don't know what to tell you. So, Alex, it's over for you, bro. You might have, like, it's over.

You know, ask who his favorite black person is? Yes. Who is it? I asked who his favorite African-American. was. And he said Elon Get the fuck out of him. No, I said. Oh. I didn't get to watch this. I didn't get to watch

I said, I said, is Elon Musk your favorite African-American? Oh. And what do you say? He just laughed. But that's the thing. He's loose. He's having fun with it. I mean, there's a moment. I mean, there's so many moments where he's just having fun and that is infectious. He's talking about Elon landing a rocket. He's like, I'm watching a rocket lands on the thing. And I'm like, and my wife can't.

in Parallel Park, and he goes, and then he laughs, he goes, eh, most women can't. Hilarious. Listen, Trump, Trump. And the other politician would be like, oh, if I say it's going to be a million different headlines in my career is done. But Trump has less pressure, though. He had less pressure because he's already been president.

And he's already said, so much wild shit. That's what I'm saying. He has, he's already said the wild shit. He's already lost. He's already lost. He knows what that experience is. Yeah. Kamala hasn't lost.

Well, I guess she lost in primaries, but she hasn't lost running for president. And her whole team is like, you're going to win. It feels if you go online, like, this is going to happen. So she's like, let me not fuck this up.

That's not a good way to do. That is a horrible way. Because I don't, there's nothing about the poll numbers that we're seeing right now that should make anybody feel like she got this in the past. Remember those poll numbers with Hillary? Remember those poll numbers with Hillary?

And I keep telling people, this campaign feels more Hillary-ish than it does, Obama-ish, Obama-O-8ish. But I will say the one thing that I see her doing that Hillary wasn't do, she is not playing around in those battleground states. Like she's in Wisconsin, she's in Michigan, she's in Pennsylvania,

she is not playing around. She's in North Carolina. She's not playing around in those battleground states. Hillary didn't go to Wisconsin at all. She didn't even bother to go to Wisconsin at all. I agree with you on that, but I think that nothing will be more powerful than her showing the side of herself that you always talk about.

You always say, just be yourself, she's cool, she's funny, whatever. and we rarely get to see that in these long-form interviews. And she cares. Okay, that side, like, even in the Howard Stern one, like, I don't know, like, what is the feedback from that? Oh, she's been getting good feedback. Howard's been, oh, I ain't even talking about Howard. Howard's been getting killed.

Oh, really? Kill. Oh, right. But, you know, Howard was at that space. It's like, Howard was so much Howard in his heyday. Like, the way Howard became Howard was just being a wild. all the reckless dudes. They have,

people haven't, they, people be shitting on Howard for 20 years just because he's not that same person no more. Like, as if he's not supposed

to grow up. No, he's 70 years old, right? You're totally allowed to grow up. 100%, and that is the nature of most people in general.

They're doing wild stuff to get on and then they start to become a little bit more passive and then maybe find a new art and new skill. And he did that even with his interview 100%. But he got to know that if he's upset

in another dude being wild, people are going to be like, remember when you would have Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they would come on radio? I think that's the difference between Howard and, I don't know if Alex endorsed him.

I don't know if Alex Cooper endorsed the vice president. I'm not sure I didn't know. Oh, he was just going hard. But he always goes hard on Trump. So he was, he's sitting with the vice president, Kamala Harris, and shitting on Trump. So, of course, they come in. Magda come in.

But that's why, like, it, I don't know. If you are talking to Kamala, like to say, for example, I don't think that you're turning it into this puff piece. No. Right? I imagine that you're going to ask the questions that you're curious about. You're not just going to go, hey, what are the talking points at the party wants me to ask? Okay, let's do it. And everybody sees this scripted play in front of them and it's boring.

You've had viral moments with her where you actually saw like a different, she was upset, but you saw a different side of her. You know what I mean? Remember that time? It was right before my show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, on the comedy central. And she was like, Charlemagne, we're not doing this right now. Absolutely. Something like that.

Yeah. So who's the real president of this country? Is it Joe Manchin or Joe Biden, Madam Vice President? Come on, Charlemagne. I really, come on. It's Joe Biden. I can't tell sometimes. No, no, no, no, no.

It's Joe Biden. It's Joe Biden. And don't start talking like a Republican about asking whether or not he's president. It's Joe Biden. Do you think Joe Manchin is a problem? And it's Joe Biden. And I'm vice president. And my name is Kamala Harris.

And it was a real moment. Contentious but civil. There we go. Yeah. So to me, I'm like, that's what she needs 100%. That's what... Did she come again? Why the fuck would he say something about me?

No, he didn't. He didn't say anything about Charlotte. He didn't say that. Do rallies really make a difference? Because I feel like it's only the people that are already your support is going to a rally. I don't think people in the middle or undecided people are really showing. No, that's not true. I learned that at the DNC.

At the DNC, it was so many Trump people there, or MAGA people there, or undecided people there. Like, I've never been to an R&C convention, so I can't speak to it. But at the DNC, there were literally people from the other side. I had people coming up to me saying, hey, man, I'm a Trump supporter. I fuck with you heavy.

I don't want you to think I'm a racist. I'm like, I don't think you're a racist. You know what I mean? And I remember even after one of the dude, like, why are you here? And he was like, why not? He was like, I'm looking. He said, these people are running for president of the United States of America.

He was so crazy that we've got. He was like, I'm a Republican, right? And I'm probably going to vote for Trump. But why wouldn't I come to see what the other side is talking about? It's not a sports team. No. Where, like, you're a Giants fan and you would never go to a Jets game. It is the presidents of the United States.

Like, you got to go see what they're talking about. You got to go see what the people they care about, right? you've got to understand the messaging and not how it's framed through your side's lens, but actually how they're saying it. But unfortunately, sometimes the leaders of your side has rhetoric where it makes it seem like a sports team. Like, these persons evil, this person's the devil, this person's going to end everything. So if you make it seem that way, people are going to treat it that way. You're not wrong.

One of the things that I look at with Trump that I feel like we all should adopt in some way, shape, perform, it's like nobody gives a fuck about any of the wild shit he said. Nobody cares about the wild shit that surrounds him. People don't give a fuck about the criminal charges. They don't care about the convictions. They don't care that he led an insurrection. They don't give a fuck. He's not apologizing for it.

Because he's not. Not only he's not apologizing for it, he acts like it didn't happen. It ain't happen. It didn't happen. The charges are fake. I didn't leave an attempted coup in this country. What did you fuck are you all talking about? man.

Yeah, no. No. Yeah. Take note. Take note. You out here, cop and please and apologize for interviewing for somebody. People start going, maybe they should apologize.

But if you go out there and have a good time and have some fun, then people go, this is a really fun interview. What a crazy concept. You can frame how everything that people digest. That's actually, yeah, which actually, to that point, I'm the prince of pissing people off. The ruler rubbing you the wrong way, but I don't. And what happened?

When you get pissed off, instead of being like, fuck this guy, you'd be like, damn, he got me. He's the prince of this shit. You've been doing this shit for decades. It is day. Like right now, right? But that's my point with Democrats. We're brilliant idiots.

You get upset at anything on this podcast. You didn't look at the title. You didn't look at the title. You didn't look at the title, didn't you? To take us serious. God. Yeah. You're crazy to take us serious.

You know what I'm saying? Every now and then we might say some shit. You're like, oh, shit, I agree with that. And that was gay. And it was. But that's what I want Democrats to do. I want Democrats to take that page out of Trump's book. Do that.

Stop giving a fuck. Do that. Y'all, they give a fuck too. They're scared. That's really what it is. I also understand all those people that are working and they're part of this campaign. They see that transition from Biden to Kamla going so well. They're also worried about their jobs, right?

They're also worried about their opportunities. They're like, oh, my God, we got it, we got it. You're different. You could be on top of the world and you still want to do. destroy shit. You got some Joker in you. Oh, you what you mean? You know what I mean? I like, I like, I like organized

confusion. That's the joke. No, I don't like, I like organized, I like, I like organized confusion. The Joker stole all their money just to light on fire. You see that little motherfucker over there? You see that little op over there? Yeah. She's the same way. Oh, yeah. She know what going to make Uncle. I And she knows when to come get Unk because there's some good shit going on that Unk need to be a part of.

Right? Tell me what happens. Tell me what happens. She did that shit to me yesterday. Yeah, it happened, it happened. What Eli? Eli is a die hard Drake stand. I've never seen anything like it.

He looks like if Drake was a Gremlin that got wet, Eli popped off. Light skin, the hair, all of that shit. Right. Everything he owned, all nothing but OVO, merchandise, all that shit. His birthday, isn't his birthday in October? His birthday is not... He's a cancer. Oh, he's the cancer. Well, for whatever reason, he's been wearing number of OVO all day, all year long.

I mean, all week, all month long, because it's October, right? So, Taylor comes to the room and goes, Taylor goes, this motherfucker, Eli thinks that Kendrick really lost the battle. So Eli is outside of the room trying to convince Taylor them that why, that Kendrick really lost, and he's going to do a vlog about it or some shit. I'm going to do a vlog about why Kepler. Kendrick lost, right? I'm just sitting there mind in my business, and I'm like, all right, let's go fuck with Eli Taylor. You know what I'm saying?

So I pull up this picture. I pull up this picture of Drake. Let me see if I can find this shit. Yes, I pull up a video of Drake. What is it? And he's with all his guys. It's like 300 OVO members, right? It's recent.

You didn't see the picture I'm talking about? Okay. So I go up to Eli and I go, you see this picture? I said, this is Drake. Look at that. This is where her. I said, this is Drake. 300 deep with the OVO members. That's what academics said. Drake was 300 deep with the OVO members. I said he's with 300 people and not one of them told him not to put out the heart part six. Okay. Not one of them told him not to put out the heart part six. The way Eli looked at me, it was wit, just...

And then you walk away? Walk away. I know it. I know. I know. I know. I know. He's the Joker walking out the hospital with the little bomb thing.

You just, huh, huh, huh. I like a little, there's a little organized confusion. That's all. But moral of the story is, what do you buy the sad? I know, I just, what is this? No, what is this? Why is he doing this? Bro, Drake, no, no, no, no, no, Drake, Drake going through it.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, play to me myself. This is crazy. Play it. Well, what's you mean? Play it. Do we got to wrap up anything with Trump stuff? We're going to be in and out of this. Okay, cool.

I'm going to tell you one thing about nostalgia. One thing about nostalgia of this party here, my real friends are definitely in the building. But I'm going to tell you, you're going to come to a point in life. Where people you thought were friends or people you thought were close to you, they might switch up. They might try and move funny with you. They might stab you in the back. They might do a lot of things to you. You'll come to that realization.

Wherever you're at in life, you've probably been there and you'll be there again. That's how life is. But look, sometimes it's you and you alone by yourself. Sometimes it's you alone with your thoughts. Sometimes you, you know what? Put it on going on. That shit. Bro.

Yeah. I, okay, listen, salute to Kendrick Lamar. I knew strategy-wise and song-wise, he busted Drake's ass. He was just more strategic than Drake. He had better music. He did, right?

I didn't know he heard Drake like this, bro. I didn't know. I didn't know he had this type of effect on Drake. His voice changed too. Ah. I mean, what was that? I've never had that conversation and gone into Beyonce, me, myself, and I.

When you talk some shit like that, you gotta play like your song. No new friends are going to some shit like fuck ya. Something like, yo, drop that shit. He said, yo, yo, yo, yo, drop that shit, yo. I'm a lady's in the head. What the fuck was that, Aubrey? Top five just came home.

What the fuck do you do me? What the fuck was that? Top five just came home. He did. What to turn off the Beyonce? That was that? Why? Why?

Why? I don't know if that, with the video with him and all of the guys and the OVO hoodies came before or after this. But, man, Drake going through it, bro. And I go back to what I said. Drake just need to take a break. Take a year off, bro.

Wow, a year off. Yes. He'd have been halfway there already. Yeah. They've got to start at this stuff. Time, sir. Yes. You've been back next summer. That's all he needed. Go to Turkton K goes, you got plenty money, live your life. Go live for a second. Go live. Come back next summer. You know what I'm saying? With an introspective album, you could have told us this on the album. You could have did no new friends part too and went through the whole list about all of these people you thought was your people, but they're not your people no more. Like this is, this is man. But he hasn't not been the guy in a really long time. And I don't think you don't know how.

What did we just say about Trump? The only reason we know Drake's not the guy no more is because it's shit like this. Oh, shit. That's right. You just never act like you never lost. Act like you never lost. He's acting like he loved.

You posting pictures of salons in the elevator? Yeah, first thing Trump did after the debate with Kamala, which we all thought he lost, was like, great debate, best debate I've ever had in my head. Everybody saying I won. Everybody can't I want. And then you start watching like, damn, you won that one? Listen, it will warp your...

Drake's fans are so delusional. And they're not... They love him so much. He's got a cult-like following. He probably sold out of those OVO hoodies in seconds, right? They're not giving up on him. Act like your fans. I won the battle.

And he's got the perfect out to say why, right? Even though we all know he lost. He never engaged with Kendrick one-on-one except for the hard part six. Push-ups was more than one person. The tailor-made. freestyle was him telling Kendrick, come on, yo, come with it, come with it, come with it. Family Matters, he talks about a bunch of different rappers.

Heart Part 6 is the one where he really just talked to Kendrick directly. So all you got to do is say, y'all beat 20 people by myself. Like, own it. Don't even say you. Matter of fact, you don't even got to lie. What did Trump say? I basically tell the truth. I basically tell the truth.

You don't even got to say you beat Kendrick. All you got to do is be like, you, I took on 20 people by myself and came out unscathed. That's what Trump said about the debate. Three on one. I took out 20 people by myself. It came out unscathed. Even though he came out very scat. Well, why do you think that's going to do anything?

It's still going to come out. You said what? They're still going to come out of him. He can say that. People are still going to come out of him. Yeah, but then he still has a group of people that believe he did. Like, he's got one of the biggest armies in the world. His supporters are going to rally behind him.

He still are, though. So that's what I'm saying, what does it matter? But he should be in line with them. The narrative. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. They probably feel like they're doing the heavy lifting. Grand with a chat nigger can't even do nothing to defend this shit. Grandy!

Grandy! Grandy! Grandy with the Charlotte shout-out of brilliant idiots! Has Act said anything about this? Historic! Follow Grandavius, because he got shut down. Follow Grand Davies on Instagram. Have Act said anything about this?

I don't know. Like, there's nothing you can do to defend it. Yeah. You know? No, you were like. Act probably poured out some Hennie. And Act ain't pouring out no Haney. Okay?

Act probably poured out the Hatt for Drake after he saw that video. You know what's interesting? Timmyardt even. wise, this is, this is interesting. He finished the tour and then the beef started. So, now he could do a show anywhere and sell it out, but it's a little different when you can go do shows every weekend. Like, if you're someone talking shit and it looks like it's over for you, but then you go do sold-out shows and have the craziest thing ever and people come out, you completely dispel the narrative. But the tour was over. Yeah, man. There's nothing for him to pop out to to show that people

are going crazy. That's true. Wow. So it looked like he's sitting at home. Ooh, stir crazy. Yeah. Imagine sitting alone at home when I'm alone in my room. Sometimes I stay at the wall and in the back of my mind you hear me, myself and eye by Beyonce? Yeah.

As a man. No, Drake, we need to, no, we need to puff his chest a little bit. I need confident Drake back. Yeah, man. I need confident. You're moving like a pharma maggot. Drake. Drake.

Like he is, man. Like, he is, man. Drake, we need confident arrogance on top of the world Drake back ASAP. You know what I do think, though? I think, and I still maintain that Drake has not given us a real record yet. Because he's throwing some things out there. But it's not a bang, bang, bang. Yeah, I don't feel like he's giving us a Drake, Drake record yet.

And that is going to be really the true test. If he gives us a real Drake record and it goes off, then everything's fine. If it doesn't, I mean, he's tried a couple times. If he would just wait till next summer, go away. Don't drop in February. It's Black History Month. Kendrick got that on lock. By the way, Kendrick going to have Black History Month.

Let's talk. Can we talk about how Kendrick Lamar is going to have Black History Month on lock? Let me tell you how it's going to go down. February comes Grammys. Kendrick Lamar is going to win a Grammy for Euphoria. And he's going to win Grammys for Not Like Us. Oh, boy. Lock it down.

It's happening. Oh, boy. Don't even worry about it. Then the very next week he's going to come back and do the Super Bowl. Oh, boy. Okay? Oh, boy. I got it on good authority.

Oh, boy. I got it on good authority. Word pedophile is not going to be banned to the Super Bowl. Oh, wow. Okay? Oh, wow. I'm lying. I don't know how I have no fucking.

You know, people just say that stupid shit on the pocket. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. They used to be a country. They don't run with it anyway. Charlemagne said he got it on good authority. What? That the word pedophile will not be banned into the Super Bowl.

How fuck what I know that? Who would know that, bro? We used to be a... Hey, if Janet Jackson could show her titty, Kendrick should be able to say, pedophile at the super. You know what I'm saying? All I'm saying is...

He should bring out Janet Jackson, though. Why? Oh, that'd be dope for poetic justice? Yeah, just because she was so banned from it and Justin Timbley. That's actually a good idea, you know? That's a good idea. She come out and do poetic justice?

Yeah, that'd be dope. But didn't... He got a reach for the tini, though. Stop! Nah, no, you gotta reach for it. What is wrong? You got to read for it. Act like you're about to do it.

Oh, I thought to keep short. No, man. No. Act like you're about to scare America and reach for it. And you're like, ha-ha. You don't think so? No, that would be funny. No, I don't think so.

Like, act like you're going to pretend to pull it off. Yeah, act like you're going to pretend to pull it off? Yeah. Jones. America loves jokes. What if he reaches for Janet's shirt when she comes out to do poetic justice. And a dick falls out. Die fuck him up.

He rips the shirt off. And it says, I see dead people. Oh, oh, oh, oh, God. Trank can't come back out to the fall after. Another year off. Another year off. You can't come back in the stomach. You got to wait until October.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I see dead people. Let's pay some bills and they come back and talk about Ray J taking ass. He's so funny. In the show, we got church announcement show Tate.

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We're closing the tour up in Hawaii. There's a few other cities I'm probably forgetting. But go out right now, Deirdre Sholes.com. Grab those tickets while they're still there. And those are the last chances to see the Life Tour. My church announcements, all of smoke. Coffee Table Book is available now. Let's go.

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Dr. Rita Walker, Dr. J. Barnett. So many great therapists and psychiatrists and, you know, just a lot of the best in the mental health profession will be there. Go to Mental Wealthexpo.com for more information. It is a free event, open to all ages. Everybody pull up 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

If you've been there the last three years, you know how we do Mental Wealth Expo a day of mental health and healing education and honor a world mental health day. And I will be at Comic Con next Saturday, y'all. I will be at Comic Con. You know, I got a graphic novel coming out called Illuminati,

which tells the secrets of the black Illuminati. may or may not be based on a true story. Friday, October 18th, 3.45 p.m. in room 1C.03. Yes, 1C.O.3 at the Javid Center. My man Rob Markman is narrating that conversation with Axel Alonzo and Dennis Cohen. I'll be there Friday, October 18th, 345 p.m. Room 1C.O.3. Comic Con, October 18th. Let's get back to this show.

Ray J. has launched the television network, y'all. I saw this. Let's listen to Ray J. do some reporting. Taylor gang. Do you forgive somebody or taking somebody's ass? There's a lot of people out here taken from people.

Not only, like, people are, people are getting robbed of not only their money and their spirituality. They're getting robbed of their womanhood and manhood. Asses are being taken

in ways that nobody can explain. Do you chuckle? Do you laugh? Do you help? Do you critic? exercise because I see a lot of jokes out there right now talking about baby oil. Everybody got a joke about having baby oil in Lou. Is that okay?

I think Ray J is raising some very valid questions. We here on The Brilliant Idiot podcast for years have told y'all how nobody gives a fuck about man's butts. That's true. Nobody gives a fuck about booties being burglarized. Nobody gives a fuck. gives a fuck when young people, young men, grown men are out here being Sotomay. Nobody ever even wants to have the conversation. Ray J. asked a valid question.

Willie Ray Noah Jr. asked a valid question. Ashes are being taken. Do you laugh? Do you chuckle? Do you chuckle? Do you fucking criticize? Huh? Look at you, Alex.

You think it's funny. I do. Somebody just said, oh, man, watch this. Butt fuck. Why? Why does that a list of giggles? Nothing funny about that at all. Nothing funny.

Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? You see what I'm saying? Butt-fuck. Just to just, all you have to do is him. He got butt-funked. Why is that funny?

Why is a man getting dick in his ass hilarious to y'all? Yeah. Why is it just men and women power are getting? No, see, we're not. He's talking about. Male asses being taken. There you go. Okay?

Making about y'all. A woman get fucked in the ass. Don't nobody call her funny? A man gets fucked in the ass. He gets called funny. And a host of others, flurs. A lot of fraggle maggot.

You know what I'm saying? And then gets laughed at. You know what I mean? Yeah, what's the fuck, yo? It is true. It's a little funny because a man can fight back. He can stop it. It's not funny with women because they're weak.

How can he stop it when he's? and sometimes weaker and don't have the power to stop. He's under the influence, Al. Why can't these men be getting taken advantage of the same way the women are? I don't care. How much d'i-shed you get me, I'm fighting. It's fable. Your ass is all voice.

I don't believe that, Alex. I don't- I don't think you should put this out there in the atmosphere because there's somebody that's going to try you. They're going to say, so if I beat you up, I can take it? They're going to say that. Nope. They're going to say, so if I beat you up, I can take it.

Loving Booty Ball is crazy. Let's fight for your eyes. You know what I'm saying? Can I play it for your ass? Loving Booty Ball is crazy. That is crazy. But it's not funny. But it's not funny.

Hey, he laughing about a heart right now. No, that's not what butt. Didn't butt fuck is not funny. Go, go, go. Ask me the question. Loving Booty Ball is funny. Ask me the question. Because if Alex had to play somebody one-on-one for his butt...

Yo, you got to play someone. You got to play a W-NBA player one-on-one for your butt. No, no, not WNBA. No, I didn't say that's who fucks it. That's who you got to play. Oh, so if he beats... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a new event for WNBA All-Star Weekend.

This is good. This is good. Okay. So a guy, right? Everybody talking all that shit. Talking all that shit. That's right. All those sexist guys talking about out of being a beat WNBA player.

All the sexist, misogynistic, chauvinistic men. Got to play one WNBA player. Oh, your ass. If the WMBA player wins, she gets to beat. to pick the guy that claps your cheeks. All right. All right. Oval up your ankles, let your tips tap, ma'am.

Come on! Good thing that's not me, so I would never have to play. But Shultzzi, who would you have to play? Would you rule on purpose, though? Who you know's on the gate? He's selling out on finger rolls. Nah. He's talking from the half court.

We're all watching Alex like, yo. No. Hey, yo. Hey, hey. Hey! I'm Alex Miss a shot. Hey, you, boys, out, bones. This is for your ass.

This is for your ass. We can do this. Get Johnson and Johnson to sponsor. That's so hard because you can't foul because now it's like you putting your hand on a woman. First of all. Because if it's rude, they're a competitor. If you're playing a young lady one-on-one and you lose and she gets to pick the man that claps your cheeks, you better post her up like you ain't never posted her up before. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. You better be doing flavoring files. No, she's getting matumbull. Yo, what if you're posting her up, though, right? You're posting her up, and she's like, yeah, get ready. Get ready. She's like, get ready. What my.

Playing for your ass is crazy, but I like the idea. And I think that we would tune in to that tournament. I do. Play for your ass. It's unbelievable. Who are you playing for your ass, Al, if you could choose one girl. Angel Reese? Oh, you're definitely getting fuck.

Angel are washing you. It has to be an NBA. They got to be the WMBA. The women's college players are washing you. Nah. You gotta play for your- crazy. Like a freshman.

Who, name them? Last on the bench or something like that. Nah, you got to play for your ass. I'm being it, though. Al, you got to play for your ass. A point guard? I'll take a point guard. He was bossing your ass.

He's too fast. She's too quick. Jump shot too sharp. But they can't get around me. A big body. Alex's trying to lose. He just playing it off. He's trying to lose.

He's like, give me a point guard. Like, no, let us pick the player then. You know what I'm saying? He goes down by six. He's looking at the stands like, they're so good. But back to the seriousness of what Ray J was saying. Ray J., you are absolutely on point, Ray.

Asses are being taken. They're being taken. Male asses are being taken. All you want to do is make baby ill jokes. And it's... It's disgusting. It's disgusting what's happening in music industry. He's 100% right.

What is Ray J's News Network? I'm going to start tuning in because it's speaking to what I really care about. I'm subscribing. I have no reason not to subscribe to Ray J's news network. Yeah, do I. What is this? Oh, this was crazy.

Young Miami. Fan tapes Young Miami reaction after he says he handed her a bottle of baby all the sign. This is what the fuck Ray J's talking about. This is what Ray Jays talking about. Who are the best? Go ahead. Please. Go ahead, bro.

I love you. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, bro. That's crazy. Go ahead. You know what I thought this video, I thought, I thought to, I thought two things. I was like, number one, got people like this are playing a dangerous game because what if she got a different type of security guard that just slaps the shit out of him, right? That's number one.

That's true. Number two, we cannot allow. And I really, really, really mean this. I want everybody out here listening to me to really understand what I'm about to say. what I'm about to say. We cannot allow people to demonize baby oil. We cannot.

Baby oil has been bringing people too much joy shows. I know you got baby oil in the house because you got a brand new in the baby. You know what I'm saying? I can't even go to the store to buy baby old

because they're thinking about some other shit the fuck I'm saying. My baby not oiled down. My baby's not oil down because Diddy done ruin baby oil for all? See what the fuck I'm saying? How does your wife feel about this, bro? She's probably furious.

She can't go get baby oil? You look crazy going to get baby oil. And you feel crazy. As you walk in the room and you see baby oil, you're like, oh, shit. I got to send a homeless guy to go get me my baby oil. I'm so embarrassed. I go, can you get me at least a leader of baby oil? God damn.

I'm paying the homeless. I'm paying the homeless. Don't let people demonize baby oil. Why did he just use lube, though? He had that too. Nobody's talking about the lube. It wasn't a thousand bottles of just baby oil. It was baby oil laying lube.

So I just... One for the pink, one for the stinks. Ha! One for the pink. And one for the pink. And one for the pain. He prefers the feeling of baby oil clearly. Like, he, that's his type.

That's, like, Lou, probably. I think he likes that body's glistening. And then he used the lube for... How do you know that, yo? I think. Why, why's your brain even going? He likes shiny things. You want to loop that game so bad.

You know? No, he likes shiny things and suits. You want to get... You want to get... He's locked up already, so. You want to get oiled up? We didn't see. You either got lean it or you got rolling.

Wait, wait. The ankles let your timstap, ow. We need to see you get oiled up. Ow. You guys are great. Ow. Come on, Al. This is crazy.

But ow. Oil. Are you going to be allowed people oiled up on how long. No, it's going to be out looking like a dukati. A guy back there talking about I'm going to make you say your name. No. And every time he hit him. I was really going,

out! Ow! He said, ow! Ow! Yeah, man, ow! Yo, what's better?

Being able to take dick or it hurt it? Son, come on, son. That's a good question. Yo, what is better in that moment? Being able to take it or it hurted. Bottomless booty is like boneless weights. Tell me.

It is. Bottomless booty is like boneless wings. You know, the boneless wings. You know, the bone is where the flavor comes from. The bone is where the flavor comes from. Nobody wants bottomless booty? No, man. The flavorless ass?

Yeah, man, I need to know when to stop. Oh, you need to know when this stuff? I need a dog rail. You can't just have a bottomless booty. You know what I'm saying? You're just taking that shit? You were top down? No, no, no, no.

I'm just, you know, damn just out of your pardon, man. No, listen, we need people to fuck the alone, bro. We just out of your pardin, bro. That's all, bro. He p pardoned, bro. He needs to know. He needs to know when it's stop and it's not the sound

of his balls hitting yours. Yo! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jingle balls is crazy. This shit right here? That can't be the sound. That can't be the sound.

I didn't even realize that. Hold on. Hold on. It was 30 seconds of room tone. I want to hear this shit. Let's not hit shit sound. What is that? You know, nuts on nuts is crazy.

Damn you, Ray J. That's insane. Damn, you Ray J. For inspiring this segment on a brilliant idiot. He testicle to testicle is crazy. Tessicle is nuts. It's nuts. Yo, stop letting this interview president.

Stop letting this interview. People running. Stop. What are you thinking? What are you thinking? What are you thinking? anything serious? Oh my God. You think we'll take anything serious?

Oh, man. What else we got Taylor? Come on, Taylor. We are journalists. We are journalists. Asking the hard-hitting questions. Where do we go from here? It's all my studs, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I love sud. I love stud. I love stud. I love stud.

Watch the studs work. Hey, she can't even help herself. Listen, one thing about being a stud. When the right song come on, you're going to remember you a woman and you're going to start twirking. Yeah.

Yeah. Right. Okay. They can't... This shit crazy, brother. You saw this shit, man? Ah, Duval's best. These bulldeckers are out of control.

What is that? These bulldeck is out of control. Shout out to stud life, man. I ain't got nothing bad to say about stud life, okay? All right. Now, question. When they go... to the club, the studs, are they looking

for feminine lesbians as well? Or is it just a bunch of like biker gangs? I don't know. Like what is the... I used to look for the lipstick girls. But, but, so the lipstick's know where to meet them?

How do they make sure the... Like, you know how like in a club, like, you got to show up, if you're a dude, you got to show up with like two girls to get in? Oh my God. These women are so privileged. You think if they get patted down and they got they scrap on with it,

scrap on it? The security takes it. No, they got it. I take it. But they make it check it. They got like a co-check. They got the cock check at the stock. You get your scrapping on back and get your dildo back when you lead the club. Give you a little ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your dildo back when you lead a club. Why they all look like gunna variants. They are very gunna. They all look like different variants of gunna. Don't they? They got to pull that song on that. They look like the multiverse of gunna, yo. Don't they like the multi-burst of gunna? When they get a straight girl back to the crib and

she takes off the pants and just sees a vagina, then you hit that gunner. Fuck me. What else we got, Taylor? Go to Brody and LeBrony and LeBron, man. Oh, what a beautiful moment. What a beautiful moment. Loved it.

Loved it, man. I mean, listen, here's the thing. I think that it is an amazing, amazing thing that LeBron James has the power to be able to get Bronte James a job. that for the next four years is going to pay him $7 million. Ronnie James is an NBA player. Nobody can never take that away from him.

LeBron accomplished his dream. LeBron James said, I want to play with my son. I think when we all first heard that, we was like, this guy's crazy. Yeah. But he's stuck around long enough to still be not only playing at a high level to have his son on the team. The only thing I would say is Bronny James, bless you,

Ronnie James Jr. Is he ready for the NBA? What do you think? I didn't watch any of the game. I don't think so. Yeah. I don't think so. And it's not, I think, you know, maybe in the next couple of years he might grow into an elite play.

He just still seems very little. He's very little for the NBA. I don't know. I feel like maybe he should have stayed in college, but who am I? It's clearly this is his destiny because he's in the NBA. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think the issue will be for Brony, it's like, can he develop a corner three? And can he develop his defense?

Because the way that he'll help a team is by locking down guys. I don't know if he has the offensive ability, but he can't be a can't shoot a 3-n-D guy. It's got to be 3-n-D. So if he can develop that three-point shot where it's locked down, it can kick to him in a corner, and then he could lock down the point guard or the two guard, whoever's on that team. What was the guy's name? Tony Allen.

Was it Tony Allen? Tony Allen who played for, was it the Celtics? Two different times. The Celtics, but also like Memphis, I think he was on. But like a lockdown fucking defender,

then maybe. But that's, and the thing that happens is, like, if you look at a guy like Patrick Beverly, right? Patrick Beverly was dropping 40 a game in high school. He was an offensive phenomenon in high school. Come to the NBA,

we think of Pat Bev as a lot of, lock down defender. Yeah. The smart guys that get to the league start to realize how they're going to have longevity in basketball and really lock in on where they're going to be able to contribute. There are guys that have ego that go,

no, I've got to be the number one guy on a team. It's like, all right, well, you're going to lose. Or you could be Pat Bev, and you can stay in the league forever, make a bunch of money. Does Bronte James Jr. have to be successful in order for this to still be a great story? No.

No. I think that's the thing. I want to see him be successful just because I know how people might use that against LeBron in the future. But I don't think you can even use it against them. The fact that LeBron has put himself in a position where he has so much power that he can get Brony James in the NBA. Bro. You name a successful dad that didn't put their kid in position. That's right.

That's the point. That's what we're supposed to do. That's what we want. Yeah. The way that he can put his son in position. is through the National Basketball Association. The way that Donald Trump's dad put him in position is through real estate. Yeah.

Like, there's so many parents that do that for their kids. You are supposed to. I'm not mad at it. Yeah, like, I hate this idea like that nepotism is a bad thing. I can't wait to nepot. That's the whole thing, baby. It's an honor to be able to put your son or daughter in a position to win. Absolutely.

I don't have a problem with it. I just want to see Bronte James be successful. You know, when I'm looking at it in the pre-season, season. I'm like, ah, you know, he he don't look like he should be in the NBA yet, but he is. And I got to salute it. There's a lot of bums in the NBA, yo. A lot of bums in the NBA. And also, there's another thing that I think people don't

really realize here, it's not, I think this is the problem, is you look at a sport and you're like, oh, this should be all merit based, right? Yeah. And everybody here should be merit based. By that argument, the pay should be merit based. In other words, you get paid what you are bringing to that team, that franchise. There is a salary cap in sports, right? And the idea is so you can keep the teams more or less even, so it's not like baseball, the Yankees can have a fucking billion dollar roster and then some other team is nothing. LeBron is severely underpaid. You can't pay LeBron what he's worth. So you know what you're? So you know what you're

can't do? Yeah, there we go. Absolutely. Put his son on. Absolutely. So to me, it's like you have to find other ways to contribute to LeBron. You have to find other ways to contribute to Yannis and to the Kumpo, right? Like, I think his brother's on the team. LeBron's brother, no, that's true. LeBron's brothers on the team. I mean, yeah, LeBron in particular, you can't pay LeBron what he's worth. The Warriors can't pay Steph what he's worth. You know what I mean?

Like, these guys are, I don't even know what... Damn, can you imagine that? Can you imagine if you had to pay LeBron James or Steph Curry based off one, what they've accomplished and two, what their skill level is? Not even that, like what they do for the economy. Like, when he was in the local economy, the restaurants and bars are open the games. That's right.

You're talking about 20,000 people at every single home game that are also going to go out to drink afterwards or get into the money. Like, what he's actually worth, you could never pay him. And then you're talking about the regular economy. What about the black market? Yo, Ditty's gone.

Hookers in L.A. are going to need something. to do that keeps them fucking going. The fact that Brian and Bronning had these Laker games pack the fuck out hookers are going to get... Male hookers still got something to do. Absolutely. Absolutely. These poor guys,

these poor guys had nothing. Nothing. They had nothing for a long stretch. Nothing. Nobody really considers them. Nobody thinks about them. You know why? Why?

Because nobody cares about men. Nobody cares about men. Especially men. In the sex and they're fucked in their ass or fuck people in that. Yeah, it's really true. It's just what it is. It's really true.

Ask bottoms how they feel, Tim. I don't know any bottoms. See what I'm saying? You don't even know it. She don't even know him. You don't even see them. I don't know. All my gay friends are top.

How do you know that? Oh, wait. No, he turned. I had a cousin that was a bottom. He turned top. Oh, you got gay in your family? If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle.

Yeah. The bladder is. exactly like that. When it's working well, we don't think about it. But when it's not working properly, you're getting up at night or in the cases of many men, you may have some leakage. If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, there are really good solutions these days. De Pen makes the guard in the shield. The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion, if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard. Did you see a trumpet, the trumpet gays rally? It wasn't a trumper gays. It wasn't. No, he was just at like Marlager or something.

shit and then somebody said the Trump for gays are here and then he looks at him he goes you don't look gay you don't look gay you still saying like even if you say something that could be wrong if it makes people laugh it's immediately disarmed yeah what does gay I think we know do we no we just saw them bulldaggers and then nobody oh the studs though studs ain't gay they like pussy yeah that's true you know they're yeah that's true No, women... You don't say they're gay because they're... Not to me?

Women can't be gay. I like pussy, too. Yeah, you're just having common sense. Gay men think Studge are gay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Gay men think studged the gay. Yeah.

Because gay men are like, oh, you're like pussy. That's gay. You know what I'm saying? Yep. To me, after you study, they're like pussy, I'm like salute my g. 100%. What's happening? Uh-huh.

You see this, Taylor? Hate. Don't hate. Don't fucking hate. What happened? You see this? You see this? They're asking the question, you know what I'm saying?

Because Morris Chestnut's still out here getting mistaken for your boy. Low key Morris Chestnut, they have... You said what, excuse me? Y'all saying his last name is weird. First of all, first of all, look at it. Come on now. I only see Morris. Don't shit on up, okay?

Don't trick you like a bottom. You see me. You see me, okay? And you know, it's Morris Chestnut that is continuing to promote this rumor. I've seen him on platforms talking about it. He's the one that brings it up. Because people are asking. You know what's happening?

Sherry Shepherd, I don't know what happened with you, Sherry Shepherd. Sherry Shepherd saw me post that video and she thought it was me. So she said, you know what? What are you talking about? What do you mean? Oh, you didn't see Sherry Sheppard Sheppard? That's crazy. That's crazy.

Oh, you hate it on purpose. Wow. What are you talking about? Wow. She had Morris Chestnut on. Okay. And she played the video that I posted the other day when you called me the Lulu Lemon. at me at Comic Con

and everybody thought it was Morris and so she played the video and said Charlemagne thinks he looks like you and Mars had to set the record straight and said well I do get mistaken Wow for him Okay so Charlemagne the guy thinks that people are mistaking him

for you he even Charlamen the guy posted this video from CultureCon on his Instagram pretending to be you what do you think that Shalomain said that was him You know, I'm telling you, I was at a valet at a hotel.

And I'm telling you, and one of the valet guys said, hey, Charlemagne, so, you know. Really? It did happen. Okay, well, I don't believe it. And Charlemagne, if you don't stop wasting my time posting these. How do you feel you, man? What was why? I don't know why.

I really don't. Okay. Whatever. You can't. You can't break my soul. You know what I'm saying? You're so mad. What's your mom to say?

You haven't showed your mom? For what? She has a husband. I didn't say that. Just ask her that she think me and March chest doesn't look alike. No, she doesn't. Call her right now. Call her.

Call her. Matter of fact, send her in this picture first, though. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Send her this picture first and say, do you think they fit? Say, Mom, what you think it is? Hold on.

See, one thing about it, older women appreciate me. I'm 90s rom-com. Fine. He's going to play school stuff. No. I'm, listen. I know my mouth. Listen, I'm 90s rom-com fine.

Okay? You know what a older, you know what a black woman told me recently? She said, Charlemagne, you are going to have to run for office one day. I said, why? She said, because older black women love you. Okay? Because they appreciate. Send her the picture before you go.

Put on the speaker so you can't gain me. You probably already stick the text and probably told her say no. No, it didn't. I just sent her a picture. You can't break my soul. Your mama don't answer for you. She don't love you. If your mom won't answer for you, she don't love you.

If your mom's, your mom should have already answered. It's been full rings. Should we all call our moms? Put her on speaker. Put her on speaker. Put her on speaker. Hey, Ms. Gwynn. I am on, I'm recording the podcast.

Hey, Ms. Gwynne. And Andrew. Hello? Yeah, you're on the podcast. Yeah, so shall let me say hi. Hey, Ms. Gwynne. Hi, Ms. Gwynne. I'm Ms. Glynn.

Taylor sent you a picture. Look at the picture first, Ms. Gleyn. No, because you're about to lead the jury. Don't you imagine. I sent you a picture. Do you think Shalame looks like Morris Chestnut? And you are?

Yes. Yes, you're on the podcast. Look at the picture. Yeah, you're on the podcast. All right, well, let me look at the We gotta get out the kitchen I'm gonna She didn't take it

They need some cell towers In low and marry No Our kitchen has horrible reception Is she making party? Is she making pop? Shut up I don't know, that's true

She just hung up on you You know what she's doing probably No, the call failed She said that picture is not She said that picture Just, okay, mommy. I got a look for dealing. And that should stop me in my time.

So that was a crazy look. At first glance, I might say yes. That's it. That's all we need, Mom. That's all we need. Thank you, Ms. Quinn. Thank you, Ms. Quinn. Thank you, Ms. Gray.

That's it. We don't need that. We don't need it. We just got it. has found the jury has come through a decision. They have. Okay? It is what it is.

Thank you. That's what we talked about. She's confused now. Now she's like, oh my God. Yeah. Why did I never see this before? Exactly. First glances look like.

That's all this is. Do you look like someone? Yes. First glance. That's all it matters. Not 20th glance. Yes, but if I keep looking at it. All right, I think.

All right. I'm looking at it. You got surprised me. Ms. Gwen, I would get there. That's hard to make. Thank you, Ms. Gwen. All right. Thank you.

I see what Taylor gets. Okay. I see what Taylor gets the hate. Okay. Telling us that. Hey, look. If you were walking down the street, I would not go, wasn't that Morris chestnut?

Are you guys? Mom, you just bite his smile. I know what you get it from now, Taylor. I know. Because she could have stopped. Three minutes ago. She didn't have to keep doing that. But she loves it.

She likes it. You know what I'm saying? That's all that is. And mom, they went up making pie. Yes. No. What? Not yet.

No. When can we put our orders in for Thanksgiving? Oh yeah, we need that. We got order. Ms. Gwen, we need that pie. I know it's apple pie season. It's sweet potato season. Ooh.

but I'm not quite there yet. Yes, ma'am. Well, we'll be rating on you when you're ready to get... I know you will. Oh, you know I will. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I haven't forgotten, y'all.

Yes, ma'am. My goodness. All right, bye, Mom, thank you. Mom. Yeah. Please show me her patina. Please. Show me Miss Gwen's patas.

Man, I've been waiting to hear that all year, long. I don't want to see Miss Gwen Gwinsettis. Where's Ms. Win's potato? Show me a potato, Taylor. How do you ain't show me to show me a minute? Show me Miss Gwen's potato right now. Show me Ms. Gwen's potato because I'm bricked up. Do the Blue Chew ad right now, so I'm bricked up.

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Best Dick you've ever delivered in your life. You are welcome. Now, let's get back to the show. Let's do some asking idiots, Alex. I'm going to see a play, man. What's you got? I'm going to see Hades Town on Broadway. Ooh.

Go watch Stephanie Mills in Hades Town. Stephen A. Smith got a girl. Steven A. Smith got a girl? Oh, salute to Stephen A. Smith, you got a dick. You should have a girl. How's that dude? Who's he claiming? Who's he claiming?

Um, I'm gonna show you. This girl, just the hedge. She didn't know 305. I don't know. Her name's Miss. Nikita Pearson. Do your thing, Stephen A, do your thing. Let me see.

Do your thing, Stephen Nate. Do your thing. I felt a little hard and so did he I don't think you have to look long my page figure out that I can have a lot of problems It's new to Stephen A man

God bless them I'm happy for him man I look like the little sister from Fresh Prince It does You do like Tadiana Ali I was thinking the same thing Let me see her

I was thinking the same thing Let's um Shout out of Stephen A Yeah shoot to Stephenie Let's do some asking idiots You know Charles a Comic Con Are you dressing up

Um, no, because I'm on a panel. You don't dress up no more. Oh, no, I got a fire Halloween offer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I ordered that already. That shit's at the house. Baby order. Shut the fuck.

I may need baby all to get it to fit in that motherfucker, though. But I got a fire Halloween costume this year. Are we going to do a Halloween episode? Let's do it. I'm down. We got to. You got to start working on your fit. Yeah, I got to get my fit.

What have we got, Taylor, asking idiots. Kuda woulda shoulda wants to know would you want to live forever very interesting question Do you get progressively older? I think

the longer we live because of the area that we live in there's going to be a lot of things that slow down the aging process I believe that if you look at us now I'm 46 years old 46 year olds didn't look like this

when we just growing up you know what I'm saying like there's a lot of 40 something who still look vibrant, you know? So I think that the older we get and the more we know how to take care about body. I mean, even the lifespan of humans. Like, there was a time, the average lifespan

was like 51. Like, right? Like, and I'm speaking from my era. Like, like, back then it was even shorter. People lived to be 30-something, like, 30-something was considered old. I wonder if part of that is, like, infant mortality is added into it.

Talk to me. Like, I think there was a lot more deaths during childbirth. So I think that that, like, brought the average down. But I hear definitely we're living longer and we seem to be more healthy and we seem to be more active to later stages in our life. I just wouldn't want to continue to be 300 years old.

You're just a dried up little raisin you can't do anything to experience. That's right. Like, I still want to be able to experience life. If I could experience life, like, we're experiencing now, you get to live forever through that shit? Oh, my God. Yeah, I want to be like a Sicily Tyson 90-something. Wow.

I don't want to be a Jimmy Carter. I want to look to be 100 women. I don't want to be Jimmy Carter. Yeah, you want to be cooking. You want to be doing shit. Yeah, yeah. You don't do that shit, man. You got to stay active, that's the thing.

You got to stay active, man. And you just don't know. You might get old and get to that age where you're like, you're old and you kind of like, not incoherent, but you're just there. Yeah. You got your mouth open all day. You meet the wrong motherfucker teabagging you and shit. Huh?

My mom said this. Oh, Jesus. The hate coming in heavy. Your mama said, Morris Chestnut has a bigger four. Also in this picture, his pose is more GQ. No shade to Charlotte, but he's more giving a semi-Asian. Your mama crazy, yo.

It's going crazy. That's what Taylor gets that wild shit from. That's crazy, yo. That's crazy, yo. That's crazy. We got to bleep. We got to bleep one word. One word that we got to bleat.

If you don't know what it is that needs to be bleep, then you are due to get canceled. So, yeah. Shout to Chris Moreau. Shout to Chris. Chris gonna bleep that anyway. Chris gonna put the triple bleeps on that. Chris played that in his house.

He's fucking, everybody gonna come around the corner. He got to put a gong. Don't bleep it with a bleep. Bleak that shit with a gong. So would we want to live forever? I don't know, man. I saw Al Pacino recently say that he died and came back and he said it was nothing there.

What do you mean? He got to get an heart attack or some shit? I forgot when he said he died. He said he died for a brief moment and he said there was nothing there. was just black, a void. But I've heard other people say they die and there's like a light

and, you know, they know that they've gone someplace else. So I don't know. I don't know what I... I don't think I would want to live forever. My goal is 101. Wow. I think 101 is fine.

Okay? What else we got? Will's Treasure wants to know what the brilliant is ever do a guest appearance in the WWE ring. Take some bumps, run the ropes. Alex, truck at it. She laughed too.

Allison, no, she laughed too. He heard take some bumps and he thought of cocaine not from here. Taylor did too. Wait a man, are you a little cocaine? What? No, I'm sticking. You fucking that powder? Good.

I thought you're about to say, Scrictly dickly. I'm like, what the fuck? You're out of sniffing cocks, Taylor? Can you imagine that? A person is I just sniffing cocks? You know what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck?

How does Trump smell, by the way? No scent. No scent? No scent. Yeah, yeah. Because everybody talks about he has an odor. No. I've heard that before.

Do you remember they used to say he used to wear a diaper? No, not at all. No odor. Like not even alone? Clean. Slimmer than I thought. Really? Slimmer than I thought.

I don't think you got shot. Oh, wow. I looked really closely at his ear. I was sitting right next to it. It was a graze. You still have. Mark, you don't have nothing. You wouldn't have nothing.

It's been months. No stab, no nothing. It's been months. Yeah, how are you going to take away a headshot from somebody? That's crazy. It's been months. Not even discoloration. Bro, it's been months.

It's a bullet. Yes, it is. It's been like five months. It's crazy. You was the one saying, oh, he just ricochet, glass ricocheted. I mean, that's what they said. They said it was the glass that ricocheted. But, I mean, either way, even if it was just a graze, me, what the fuck?

Don't do it. him like that. That is crazy. He's just wearing a brand date for like two times and then that was it. Yep. Yo. Y'all, it's crazy. Y'all disrespect. Everybody that's thick, yo.

You know what I'm saying? Like, y'all won't let Megan. Like, like, stop that. Like, let people deal with their trauma the way they deal with their trauma. Echo the narrator says if you could swap lives with any fictional character for a day, who would it be? And what would you do first? Nah, I don't, okay, for that question.

We'll go to the next one. Isaac Mendez Torres. Just watched the Donald Trump. interview, how did you set up that interview, Sholsey? Grand Wizard. Grand Wizard chat word, I can't say. The most powerful person on the internet. Grandi.

He had the research? No, Grandi is the plug for everything, bro. You didn't know Grandi? No. Randy can set up anything. I'm telling you. I mean, it's Grandavius now. Go check it out.

Grand Wizard set up the interview with Trump. Grandi is the Oracle. He's the source. He connects all things. Imagine if it was. You know, that would be crazy. Imagine that's Barron? That's Barron's account?

Damn. I've been talking to the Trump's for a long time. Damn. Who knew? I didn't snook the gram with the chat. Oh. Fantastic question. Echo the narrator says,

if you had a micro penis, would you lie to your friends about it? Or tell the truth if it came up. Hezzy. You got to lean into the micro penis. Lean into the micro. If that's what you got, they're going to find out

I want to get brought up I don't know just dick sizes always get bought up how y'all know I'm 7 this is 3, 4 because you tell everybody maybe that's what you would do that's very bad guy called up yes that's very well that's smart

very ball point if you had a bike or parent you start telling people what sides of it is exactly that's smart very ballot point he got in front of that years ago micro I would show people you got to lean in

you got to lean in why because people are going to find out girls gonna talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna get out so it's funnier if you lean in and then that's the expectation and then it's just a hilarious joke amongst you and your friends.

Women are definitely gonna talk. Yeah, because when a guy, I know. You think everything's a micro penis. No. You do. Yeah, you say 12 inches is just average. Yeah. He's a very nice looking guy.

Yeah. Wow. You know how I know God's going to talk? Wait, wait, wait, wait. His dick is small? Yo. But why? Because you probably got a little manhole over there.

That shit is crazy. The turtles coming out about shit Talking all that I'm just saying I'm just saying I just saying You talk all this shit about

little peepies But maybe you got the I don't You sure? No I don't think you do I don't I think it's probably

awesome But the way that you talk about It's probably awesome You got the most awesome one But I have so many The way you talk about them You know what I mean

You do talk like You say 10 inches is nothing to you. You did say that one time. There's an old episode. You said 10 inches or nothing. I saw some . It was crazy. Watch six . .

One day. Yo, what the hell is happening? God damn. I know a guy who's a rapper. And being that I have so many home girls and sisters and nieces, I've heard a few people talk about this microphone. No way. Yeah, I have.

A popular rapper? Yeah. So my point is, women do talk. They talk. And boy. Why are you saying a hoe then? I'm going to tell you something. I don't know.

That's a good question. I'm going to tell you something, too. Does it count a... You have not seen let down. Oh, no. Until you've seen a woman be let down about a man's penis. Oh, no. I mean, especially if the guy is like really good looking and somebody that they've always wanted to get with.

I mean, you would have thought, you would have thought they were talking about their house being destroyed by a hurricane. I mean, they talk. They thought they had the whole package. You don't understand what I'm saying. I've watched it. I've watched these women talk. And like not want to bring it up, but then finally say it. And then all the women are like, no.

And then the person that bought it up initially, tragic. Whoa. In that moment, thank God for what I got. She could be worse, yo. It could be worse. I'll take being five, six over having a micropenus any day of the week. Five sixth height you're saying. Five six height.

Not five, six inches penis. That's good penis. You said you have seven and three, four, it's eight. But five is average. Yeah. Six will be above average. Yeah. But I'm talking height.

I take five, six height over having a micropenance anything because there's nothing you can do about a micro penis. Exactly. You're up to get the penis pump, make that shit like a little snack size pringle can, huh? You know for a fact you're not putting up with it. I'm not. But if a guy is a good guy, you know. Man. What?

Nothing. This is the only time that shit hurt. Like, if you got to take the. into your pinky like this. And go like this. Get the fucking stuff shit. Yeah. What do you do?

And you gotta do it fast and a lot just to feel a little something annoying. Oh, no. Oh, no. So what would you do? Well, I was saying a guy can still have a micro penis and get a girl up. He's a good guy though.

How does he do it? A girl makes him feel like he has the biggest penis number. I believe this is a brilliant idiot. What does it sound like inside of you? I never dealt with it. I believe men with micropenus is a born to be gay. You never had a micro penis? No.

When did the micropenus serve for it to be gay? I feel like. There was a guy. I feel that. There was a guy and I saw it already. He said it had to eat me after. What? Did you tell him you should be gay?

No. If you got a micropeels, he's built for butt. He says, that's it. This little, it's only for butt fuck. He's built for butt. My friend told a guy that, though. He said, no. She's breathless.

Your dick is built for butt fucking? Guys. God. God damn. Did he bend her over? Would you take that as a compliment? God damn your dick is built for butt fucking. That's crazy.

Ladies, that's the new way to tell me they got a little dicks. Your dicks are built for buffing. Your dick is built for butt fucking. Okay? You were born to be a top. That's right. Now, born to be a top is diabolical.

You are born to be in. Give us another question. You want to get one more? the fuck out of hair. Yeah, because you gotta go to a play. Damn, Oscar B Savage on him. Yeah, we're on it right now. He said, would you rather lose an inch and dick for...

Be lie or grow it into dick for every mistake you do? Oh, definitely the mistakes. Yeah, because we do mistakes all the time. 100%. Listen, my shit would... No, my shit will balance out. No, my shit will balance out. Yeah, but I make a lot of mistakes too.

Yeah, but when you lie, that's a mistake. Word up. Oh. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. That's a good. Give me the mistake. I take an inch of dick for every mistake.

That's right. That's it. That's all we got. We're done for the day. Yes. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,

you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotist podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.

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