The Brilliant Idiots - Masseur

Episode Date: October 15, 2021

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You are a good reader. That was good. Out loud. My mother was an English teacher. You are a good reader out loud. My mother was an English teacher. I took pride in reading. We used to do book study at the Kingdom Hall.

And we used to have to stand up in front of the congregation and give talks. And all talks were reading verbatim out of the Bible. And from that first talk that I did, I've been getting told to say. Same thing even at 43 years old. Slow to fuck down. Really? Yeah. You speed reader?

Well, you want to know what happened with me? What happened? If I was next and you was behind me to read and if you didn't already start reading when it was my go, I'm beating you up after class. Because you know I'm not supposed to be the one reading. It's supposed to be my goal, but you know that I'm not going to read. So you used to get mad if people used to read at you, laugh at you because you couldn't read good out loud? I'm just saying I didn't want to do it. See what I'm saying?

So you already know what time is. You know if you're sitting next to wax, just take over. What's a book you read out loud that you remember? I can't even tell you nothing at all. I remember drawing a bunch of pictures. Yeah, like whatever I had, I got a problem. He was drawing? Nutt-ass, nigger.

It was drawing. I used to just drawing. If I see a person's face, I just draw on it. Okay. And make mustachees on every fucking book that had. What I got to do? It reading out loud. I ain't got time to read.

You would just get a book and write about it. Yes. And put that mic in his mouth, Andrew. There you go. Put that mic next to his lips. I thought I could have did it. How'd you know what I wanted to do, bro? You're psyched?

Mark didn't even pause it either. He was like, yeah, he welcomed it. I know what's going to all. Welcome that freeze pipe in his mouth. Your throat and lungs will tank. Thank you for it. But shout out to everybody else. Not afraid to read out loud, man.

Let's get to it. That sure used to be terrifying, bro. Really? Yeah, in high school. No, I used to look forward to it. Of course. Because here's the thing, you never read out loud for practice outside of in school. Like, when you learn how to read, you read at home and you read in your head.

So the first time you're reading out loud is in front of people. And talking in front of people already is nerve wracking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's huge, like, what is it? Public speaking is like the greatest fear that people have more than death, I think. Yeah. And so imagine doing it and you've never done it before. And then once you fuck up once, it's over.

There was one time while I was reading. Wait a minute. I need to know you got that fact from. from that the fair public speaking is graded in death. No. Jerry Seinfeld had a joke about it. He's like, that means if you were at a funeral,

you'd rather be in the one in the casket than the one given the eulogy? Nah, hell, no. I'll be the one giving you. Because all you got to do is faint cry and faint. As soon as you start getting nervous, like, I can't even talk. And people will come cover you.

You know what I mean? People will come up to you and hug you and shit and be like, take him off. He's good. That's all. That's funny. You got to do that next time you're reading out loud and you start fucking up words.

you got to like throw it to the audience how rappers do. That's it. Faint. You know, and you forget your lines or something like that. Faint. Listen, I'd flip my teacher desk over because on spelling B.

Yeah, they had to do a baseball spelling B. And I did it three times wrong. So, of course, I spelled it wrong. I supposed to go sit down. What was the word? I forgot what it was. Probably dog.

Something easy. Yeah, yeah. You know a dog wrong? D-A-W-G. Probably be something easy, but. How you spell God? Capital G-O-D. Okay, so it's this dog backwards.

I get it. I just learned that. But I'm just saying, like, so you know you're supposed to go sit down because three strikes you out. Yeah. She's going to say, no, spell it again. So I spelled it wrong again. You spelled dog wrong?

And whatever, it was something easy. What grade were you in? I was in fifth grade. Jesus, great. Big-ass, dumb-ass fifth grade. I wasn't supposed to. Looking like you got left back, but he was in the right grade. Listen, I wasn't even supposed to be in that class.

All my classes, I was supposed to be over there doing puzzles and fucking learning how to do ping pong and shit. Her ass, I'd be up in there, keep on doing a spelling bee so like the third time she was like, no, that's wrong again. I'm like, you know it's wrong. And I heard the girls over there laughing at me. I'm like, man, fuck this. She's like, go sit down.

No, no, she said, spell it again. That's how I'm going to get my sister's going to fuck you up. And I went over and flipped the desk over. Wow. That is a big issue for you if the girls are laughing. Yeah, he do not like when girls laugh. If you're telling some jokes, Wax is cool with the jokes. But if there's too many girls laughing, he can't take it.

Fuck that. It's all us, it's all cool and we all laughing about each other. Fuck you. He can't take it. Why is that? Why is that the girls start laughing? He's supposed to be on their side. You're supposed to be on the side.

Yeah. You ever have your girl laugh at you when someone does a joke? I don't know. That's a good question. Like, show on making fun of you. And then like your girl's supposed to be on your side. Yeah, she's supposed to hold you that. And you just like, hey, hey, hey.

I'm sure over there I'm sure I'm sure like what the fuck is it I'm sure because I mean look at my friends though

yeah you know what I mean if you were around or Duval even wax like everybody's a clown everybody's a joke that's different

because that's different because that's the crew but if it's an outsider like if a waiter cracks a joke or something like that she over here crying cracking up yeah

you got look at a little funny yeah I don't think I've ever had that I don't know she's supposed to be like what the fuck you talking to yes remember the dude was

roasting me trying to roast me me on the show I looked at Carla Carla at me like, yo, get this one. You're gonna let him talk about you like that? That's how I beat you the fuck up.

Who the fuck you talking to? See, you're the type person I gotta keep going in on. Like a comedian, you're a comedian's dream. You can't do that, man. I'm getting to get you. Why? Because I can't cry. As much as you like to laugh.

I like to laugh, but I can't crack. I don't even know how to fucking tell you. Now, my wife don't really laugh at that. Because I'm thinking about the time we was in a good laugh, though. She is. But I remember when we was in South Africa and Dave Chappelle said that shit. She ain't laughed. Said what?

I remember we was in South Africa and Dave Chappelle got a Mike, and he was like, shout out to Charlemagne in here on his birth certificate. Nobody knew if he was a man or a woman. You don't remember that? No. He was like, he was like, I forgot how he worded it. It was right when he was doing the other shit and everything. Oh, see, the usher.

That's what I remember. That's fucking hilarious. We was over there just crying. And Dave got on the microphone and Dave said, shout out the usher. He's walking around here acting like everything's normal. Everything's okay. Like everything's okay David's stupid man

Boy what happened with the Born a guy or girl I don't know what he was trying to say I think he said something about as a turf certificate He was born Yeah people didn't know Whether they're marked boy a girl On his birth certificate

I don't know Why? I don't know I lost that one Because your name? I don't know Because Charlemagne is unicest I don't remember

Everybody was drunk high Having a good time It was South Africa man Carloman Carloman Carlemagne. I don't remember what it was. Maybe that's why she didn't laugh.

Maybe that was it. She wasn't dependent on you. She was dying to laugh at you. She was like, bring it. I can't wait to laugh at this motherfucker. Yo, what if you started the riff? No. But the trans community, it might have been that joke.

Have you seen the special? Yeah, I did. I haven't watched the special. Really? No, I meant I was going to watch. I'm going to watch it. I'm definitely watching. I just haven't watched it.

The last joke is a story. And I think he's Yeah, I think he's the best storyteller I've ever seen I don't think I know he's the best storyteller I've ever seen And for our generation Just of all generations

Like Richard was a beast You watch old Richard Pryor stuff The way he was able to Yeah he was a beast But for me The skill level In what he was doing And like using comedy as a tool

To push the story forward Like I want to use it It was yeah I mean it was masterful man It was truly masterful The story I mean, we can go and we can debate, you know, the things about the special, the backlash and this kind of stuff.

I like the Daphne story, though. It made me think this morning I was saying, um. But did you wait, you did, you saw it? Well, I saw, I heard that part. I definitely saw it. Yeah, yeah, I saw the Daphne part. But he, um, you know, the story about Daphne is interesting because it's like comedians, intentions are not to be malicious, right?

So if you're, if you're telling a joke and it's comedy and people are laughing, what happens a lot of times in these cases, The people who are outraged and offended. And listen, you can't tell people what to be offended by. So they have every right to be offended. But usually those people who are offended, they're approaching the situation with anger. Yeah. And being that they're approaching the situation with anger,

they're actually wanting something bad to happen to this person. So I was just sitting back thinking like, damn, you know, Dave said what he said. The intent wasn't malicious. You know, the community responded the way that it responded. then when Daphne stepped up to defend Dave, they took that hurt that they were feeling and projecting on Dave and projected it on her.

And what if that hurt, you know, contributed to her committing suicide? Right. So I haven't heard that conversation happen yet. I wonder how people who may have contributed, you know, to her being pushed over the ledge. Yeah, the cyberbullying. What did they say?

Yeah. What did they say about the cyber bullying? Because Dave's intention, even if it did offend, even if it did hurt you, that wasn't his intention. Yeah, no, that's interesting. Like, if your intention is that of anger and hurt, man, I think that's a, it's kind of, it's kind of like, yo, that's not productive.

Like, how do we get to a better place of understanding with each other? Like, if you're upset about what Dave said, and by the way, you got every right to be, I can't never tell somebody how to be offended. How do we get to a better place of understanding when we're actually having conversation instead of things turning into, you know, what can be considered bullying? I'm with you 100% and I'm, and I'm, for like comedians doing whatever joke. I think the biggest fundamental

difference here is that neither side understands what the other side is doing. So like, break it down. And again, me, I've told trans jokes before. I think you should be able to tell whatever fucking jokes you want.

Dave, at least from the special, doesn't seem to understand what trans people define transphobia as. Trans people define transphobia as. as not believing that they're real or telling the truth. They think, if you say that they're only two genders, they go, well, that's transphobic.

You must hate me because you're saying, I don't exist. That's a bit much, though. But now here's the lack of understanding. Exactly. I'm not transphobic, it's a lack of understanding. Well, that's the thing. And I think a lot of people feel like Dave, right? The average person goes, yo, I don't hate you.

I don't want to kill you. I want you to have equal rights. I want you to do whatever, right? just have a great life and be able to exist in the world, but I don't exactly believe that there's more than two genders. And they think that that's not being racist, right? Or that's not being transphobic, right? And then the trans community is like that.

They think that is being transphobic. Yeah, you said, they just disagree on the definition of transphobia, right? So here Dave is going, how can I be transphobic? Also, that was mad at the, the, the, I got a trans friend. Like, as a black dude, I'm surprised he went with that. Yeah, yeah, because that's the, that's the, that's the argument. I got a white friend.

Oh, I can't be racist. I got a black guy. I can't be racist. I got a black friend. I know one black guy. Maybe that was the point. Maybe it was a joke. Maybe you'd be a sarcastic.

That'd be hilarious. But so I think the trans people are out here like, listen, we define transphobia as your description. And Dave, which I think most of us agree with or feel the same way, Dave is going, I don't hate you. I want you to have a great life. I want you to live and I want you to feel all the freedoms of America. I just disagree with you fundamentally on some trans things. that's how they define transphobia that's not how I guess everybody else would

so all these people watching are like yeah I agree with Dave I think that sounds good I think that these people should enjoy life and have their freedoms yeah and the trans community is like no bro that's the exact thing that we're fighting against I wonder if Dave feels like and I haven't spoke to Dave so I don't know

I wonder if he feels like it's not that he's pushing back against what trans is or what trans is defined us I wonder if he thinks he's pushing back against intellectual dishonest Ooh, talk to me. Like just the fact that, you know, like you said, you know, people say, oh, it's two genders, you know, somebody who identifies as, you know, whatever it is they identify as is saying, hey, no, I am this. You know what I mean?

And it's like, hey, you know, in his mind, he's like, you're not, though. So I wonder if he's pushing back against intellectual, what he considers intellectual dishonesty. I think that's what he believes probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes we create our beliefs off of our feelings. Like the feeling comes first and then we justify it. You know, so think about how hard it is to get people to admit that they're anxious or depressed. Yeah.

Think about like how many years it took us to get to the point where we can even acknowledge we have feelings inside. Yeah, I just did it. I just had my mental wealth expo Sunday. That's why I said. He needs to go. He should have been there on Sunday. I honestly should have. You know what I mean?

But imagine that. So it's like if it took us that long to get to a. point where we could acknowledge we got some fucked up feelings. Imagine how hard it is for us to acknowledge or admit that our friends might identify as something that we don't see them as. So maybe that's what the trans community is saying. Trans community is like, you know, we're trying to eradicate the stigma. Yeah.

Of people thinking being trans is strange or, you know, not normal. Like, maybe that's what they're pushing back against. So when you thought that you was what, what you said you thought she was a warwolf back in the day? I was in third grade, wax. So is the age thing? You thought that you were a wolf. So is it an age thing that?

No, it's because I was really heavily influenced by teen wolf. But male wolf or female wolf? I don't know. You might have been trans. Man, shut up. You might have been trans wolf. You were trans wolf. I was a kid influenced by a movie.

But, you know, I just think it's, you can't discredit it. For five years he's been telling this story, like his ears actually started getting a pointy. They did, though. I mean, if you want me to be honest, if you want me to retell the story, do you want a brilliant idiotic classic from your uncle Charlotte or not? Do you want a brilliant idiotic classic? I can't go. I'm in third grade.

I'm in third grade. And all week long, I was telling people I was going to change into a werewolf. I was telling this. I said on Thursday at such and such a clock, lunchtime, I'm going to turn into a werewolf. I sat down at that lunch table. Anybody? I'm in third grade now. So I saw hairs on my.

arm raise up and I felt a change happening and all the kids jumped up like oh shit look at his ears my ears were round like yours soaps and then they just got real they got pointy and now one second and they scared me so bad that I got out of the I probably would have like transformed all away but when they jumped up from the table and screamed it took me out of what whatever space I was in nobody could tell you that you weren't a werewolf for that second right there right for that Second, yes. For that second, right? And if someone did try to tell you you weren't a werewolf, you'd be like, yo, you don't

know my experience, you don't know what I felt, you don't know what I went through in that second. That's how I feel right now. Exactly. And you're looking at me like I'm, I'm werewolfist, right? I'm wearwolf phobia. Yeah, I'm wolfphobic. I see what you're saying. Right?

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And I'm looking at you like, listen, I want you to have all the rights of a regular human being, but I just don't think it's a werewolf to use our bathrooms. But think about it like this, right? Just walk up to the urinal. You got to have a little seen. You know what's crazy? But by the way, what you're saying is absolutely true.

And I think that's what gets misconstrued in a lot of these conversations. That's what I'm trying to. I don't have to have an understanding of why somebody feels the way they feel. Yeah. I just understand that that person deserves the right to live the way that I do. That person deserves the same rights. That person deserves the same civil liberties. That person doesn't deserve to get bullied or killed.

for who and what they are or who and what they identify. That's it. That's it. It's almost like, this is kind of what it's like. It's like, you know how we approach religion like that? So like you're a God-fearing man, right? So you probably believe that people who do not believe in the same religion as you, if they do not confess their sins before they die and accept Jesus Christ or their Lord and Savior, that they will go to hell.

No, I just think that it's my journey with God. So I think we all, this right here is black to you, but this, it looked black to me, but it might be something else in your eyes. I don't know. I was really trying to make a good-ass point. And then you took a fucking sledgehammer to it. I didn't sledgehammer to it. And just smashed it.

It wasn't really smashed it. My point, okay, not you. I don't want to put this on you, okay? I don't want to put this on you. But let's say, for example, let's say for example, I'm a devoutly religious person. Yes. You guys are of a different religion. religion. I still love you guys. I want you to have great lives. I want you to be successful.

But deep down, I'm going, you know, when a rabble... By the way, that's most religious people. Exactly. Like, you think, like, my mom is a Jehovah Witness. She loves me, but my, and I'm not saying she feels this way, but I've heard, like, go to the Kingdom Hall, get baptized, get your life right. I want you to be in heaven. So when you hear those type of things, you're like, so what do you think? I'm not going? Because I'm not the religion that you are. She don't think you're going. She thinks you're going. hell. So that's your own mama.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So your old mama believes that of you now, but we can all function in society together. We can all be friends. Everybody can get all the blessings that America has for us, right? And maybe what the trans community is saying is going not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You can't just want me to be equal and have all the blessings of life. You got to believe I'm going to heaven too. And you're like, well, I don't make the rules up for heaven. What if the trans... You know what I mean? What if the trans community is just simply saying,

you're not being good, Santa Claus ain't bringing no present. Well, I'm not implying they're being bad. What I'm just saying, it seems like... I'm saying that either. But you know what I'm saying? It seems like they're going, they're going, hey, I need you to believe that I am real. What if they're not saying that?

What if they're saying, just don't knock what I believe? Well, I think that that's what Dave was... What if they're saying, just don't knock what I believe? What if they're saying, you don't just leave what's the fuck alone? I think most people would agree with that. And I think when it's hard to leave alone, when you start going, I don't think you guys are real. Right? And I think that's where their pushback comes, like when they're like, yo, you guys can't say we're not real.

But if you ask a religious person, if another religion is real, they will say, nah. But why do you, here's the thing. And listen, I respect everybody's right to comedy. Why can we be prejudiced with God? But we can't be prejudiced with anything else. Like, being prejudiced with God is completely okay. Isn't that weird? What do you mean prejudice with God?

Like being atheists or? Nah, like literally telling the atheist, like if you're a religious person, you can look at the atheists and you can bet it. You go on hell. And that's okay. That's okay. But if you looked at a trans person,

if you looked at a gay person or these types of things, and you said you're going to hell, you were hateful, bigot. I don't know how any Christian could ever say that with any confidence, by the way. How can any Christian tell somebody they're going to hell? Because based off the Bible, we've all fallen short. We've all fallen short. You got to repent.

And that person can't repent? Like repent? They can't as long as they repent. But they're looking at you like, I don't want to repent. This is who I want to be. This is my life. Yeah, but who says what they're doing is wrong? Son, just say you're religious.

You can get away with anything. Well, my point is who says what they're doing is wrong? I think society would judge you for judging certain groups. Like, you can be hateful to atheists, but you can't be hateful for people for their sexual orientation. But if you don't believe in God, you can tell that motherfucker, he will perish and burn in hell for eternity. But if they do anything else, you hateful. That's where a lot of the LGBTQ hate comes from, though, that damn Bible. Of course.

You know what I mean? Like that one scripture where they talk about the abominable snowman or some shit. What is it? I want to say that. I'll say it's just people are different. No, it's that script. If you're not the exact same as them or whoever, they're going to hate you. It's also a big as gay.

No, no. Why you go to hate? Just because somebody's different, you don't mean it's hate. Ain't it got to be with just gays. If anything, if I'm not a basketball player, I don't like football or better, I'd be like, I don't fuck me. He'll play football. That's not true.

It's religious base, but it's also women, too. Bring it down. Women don't fuck with dudes who have done gay shit. That's not true either. No, come on. Come on, B. 2021 is different. Are you all crazy?

2021 woman told me that she don't want that. That's one woman. If you're a bisexual dude, there are a lot of straight women out there who are like, we're not fucking with that. Yeah, but it's enough out there for you to be bisexual. Oh, for sure. Listen, you can do it, but I think the average girl, even the average girl, listen right now, if they're being honest, would be like, I don't want my husband to have sucked some dicks in a past, right? And that's her preference. You got to compete against the meat.

Exactly. If I, if I found out my girl was, you know, fucking with girls in college or whatever like that, that means nothing. No, you can't eat pussy that good if Shultz. What do you mean? You think you eat pussy better than a girl? No. You should be a little intimidated, no? No, I mean, I know, I'm not intimidated.

No. I'm not intimidated by that. I'm okay with a girl eating her pussy better to me. Wax is insecure. Wax don't even want his girl to get a massage from a guy. I don't. Yeah, I don't want that either. Thank you.

What's wrong with you? That should is mad sensual, yeah. Why don't have someone's mad sensual? Why don't want my girl moaning from another guy? Check this out. Check this out. Come on, time, time, time, time, time. He's doing his job.

Let's talk about how our minds are wired, right? Yeah, yeah. We just sat here and had a whole conversation about bisexuality. Yeah, yeah. You think a girl can't make you a girl? on? I don't mind that. That girl might turn your girl. That girl might turn your girl more than that guy. That girl might be giving your girl such a massage. She might turn over and open them legs up. Oh, way more than a guy. Is that a problem for me? Depends. But I'm telling you, it's a pain. What if

she eats that thing and never come back? And then she don't come back. And nothing I could do. But I'd rather, I'd rather lose from a girl and lose from a guy. You're not going to lose. Girls, listen, if you're a straight girl, you need dick at the end of the day. I mean, I think they flirt with that whole pussy shit, but like, yeah, get out of here. You need dick. But you might think you scrape till you get that clit lick. Nah.

Then you get that clitlick and you like, I mean vibrators I buy. Think I might be a little crooked. You know what I'm saying? This line isn't as great as I thought it was. You know girls could do better than the vibrators that I buy her.

So she's, she's like, me and the vibrators do better than indie girl. You believe that? Man, please. It's not possible. God bless. To the L's out there.

The lesbian community is like, nigga, please. I wield that shit like a goddamn light thing. I got your fucking mind. You ain't better with this goddamn. and vibrated than me. Are you out of your mind? Yeah, but you can't...

Did you know what a left man can do with a strap on? I would never want to fight that fight. I mean, you think that she's more advanced and better with a strap on than with me and my meat? Yes. You're bugging.

No, no, that's not what you said. You said you and your scrap on. I didn't say a strap on. What the fuck I'm doing a strap on? I don't know. You said it. Nah, you said you do it have a strap on. You did.

I said all the vibrators, I buy her. She'd be okay. So when she used it a vibrator, when I'm not there, and what me coming in. And then we're okay. But what's worrying about that? I ain't got no strap on that.

Hey, he think that to that vibrate to come attached with a lesbian. When that vibrated come attached with a lesbian, it's on. I would not be upset. And I'm sure a whole lot of other guys wouldn't be upset if the girl get licked before they get fucked by a guy. Yeah, I don't care about that kind of shit. I don't care about that shit. But at the end of the day, girls. Man, what's call his Instagram, man?

Girls are going to want to give it to all the lesbians out there. I want her DMs flooded. I want to test your heart. I want to test your heart. You know, listen, right now, right now, if Carla get a massage, I'm sending her to get one, and she go ahead and tell me that the lesbian played with her pussy, I'm not going to be upset. Even she said, oh, I think she was feeling on me. Her pussy's taste of pussy.

I'm like, all right. But she's telling me a man touched her ass, I'm being very upset. I don't see the difference. What's up, Taylor? I don't see the difference. I really don't see the difference. No. No, it don't matter what he looks like.

I don't care if he's a midget. Don't touch. I don't give a fuck. He's a man. I don't want her moaning at all. Have y'all talked about your. therapists with these about these insecurities, bro? It's not as insecurity.

Don't touch my girl. It's a masseuse. No, it's not. So, hold on. Y'all hate that your girl got a male doctor? Yeah. What do you mean? A male gynecologists?

What kind of a gynecologists? What if you got a male gynecologists? What she probably does? Who's her gynaecologist? Then you're a lady. You show them in, bro. What does a guy know about pussy? Why do you think, exactly?

Why would you ever? Show me. You go to a male gynaecologist, bro. Would you go to a male foot doctor If Oscar Pistorius was a foot doctor, you go to him? Yes. He don't got feet.

No, no, no, no. You said it first, you switched me up with the question. You said male doctor, but then you named somebody with no feet. That's not, no, not, not. That's not count. That's not count. He's not a cowtogynist.

Study him. Taylor, you're gone to cause just man and a woman. I had a male gynaicator. Okay, what happened? Why do you switch it? Because a woman, no pussy better, right? She's single, bro. Come in, talk, talk.

Get on the mic. Come on, come on. Get a female gynecologist, you have a boyfriend. He was out of control. Just cut my head. Well, I have a female gynaecologist. Come on, come on. Can you get my...

Look up the percentage of male gynecologists in the world, Alex. Probably none the lot. In America. I had a female gynaecologist, but she was out. So, it was a male guynaecologist there. Did you feel any way? Did you feel any way about anything because it's a male? No.

Okay, I'm asking. But I have a question. Well, because before after you got health insurance from the Black Effect. Which one was? Is this not like before? They're just jumping out

Guys are But wait I have a question So I have 80 to 90 GYNs are female 80 to 90 Thank you What do you mean

80 to 90% Are female Okay We all got a point Yeah thank you I don't believe that's that What guy Would be a guy

of colleges A nasty pervert Why would you want to Why would you have to be a pervert Because why you wanted Just play a Why don't Play a mom's pussy that's fucked up

What are you saying That's like a guy I love cars But he doesn't want to fix So in your mind So when you get the age, when you're going to have to get a colonoscopy. All right.

You only going to want a girl to do it? No, I want her to see that shit. So that guy is going to be up your ass? Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to do it. Yes. Yes. I know better.

I want a guy, guy, what is it, colonoscopy? Yeah, I want a guy. I'm not a guy proctorologist. There we go. Yeah, he's going to be easy, boy doing the thing way deep. The girl goes, I'm trying to play around time of a girl. I'm fucking his big.

No, no time now. No, no time now. You all not making no sense. So listen. So time out. So time out. Are you going to ask the sexual orientation? Not sexual orientation.

What's the word? Are you going to ask? No, not gender either. The sex. No. What do you mean when you like, what you like, man or woman? Sexual orientation. Are you going to ask the sexual orientation of this man?

I don't get it. Are you going to ask if this man is gay or not? No. Oh, Caden. Because it's not going to matter because he's a doctor. All you want is your colonoscopy done. I prefer he gay. Oh, my God.

Who knows more? I understand. Who knows more? I'm going to go on that. He's going to look at him. But that's what I'm telling him. And know if something's wrong with it. But what I'm trying to tell him is what he's saying make no sense.

Because it can be a woman masseuse can still like your girl. Okay. A guy who gives you a colonoscopy, right? Can still be gay. He might be gay. And you're going to tell him no because he's gay. But the thing is what me and show is trying to say is the best person for the job. We want the girl because she's better with her feet.

And a guy with colonoscopy because I think he's no better in that situation. I got a gay doctor. I just realized that. My doctor's gay doctor. Really? Yeah. And he's seen my meat, everything. Good.

He's a doctor. He's there to do a service. And he'd be hating, too. Like, like, like, you know what I mean to be hating? You know, yo? Stop acting. Like, stop acting. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, this shit's fire right here. Like, give it up. Yes, go ahead. So I, when I was in my relationship. Shut up. No, I'm sure. When I was in my relationship, we went to a couple's masseuse. And it was a guy and a girl.

He literally did not want me to be with the guy. The guy was. Who are these insecure people? So he instead would rather get massage by a guy. He bugging. And I had to get massage by the girl. Oh, no, he tricked you. Nah, he wanted.

He tricked you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tricked you. Yeah, yeah. He tricked you. Yeah, yeah. He tricked you. He tricked you.

He tricked you. He tricked you. He tricked you. He tricked you. It's crazy to me that he was so insecure. He didn't want you to be touched by a guy, but he's secure enough to be touched by one. That makes no sense.

Delagic makes no sense. I watch. I watch him. I'm in the, He wanted that. He wanted that. But you got to watch your hands, bro.

Yeah, it's like, a massage is supposed to be relaxing. I can't relax if I know some dude is rubbing up on my girl. Because these two guys aren't secure enough to get massage by a guy. I'm out of care of, bro. Like, why are you talking about it?

No, I'm not. I'm not interested. Would you let him a guy massage you? I don't want to. I mean, I did before, but I don't like it. You know why? Because you played football and you had a trainer

who was rubbing them thighs, rubbing them thighs, rubbing them, rubbing them down. Why I got to be so crazy. Rubbing him. We had Charlie horses. You got to, you got a Charlie horses and stuff like that. You got to get through their muscles.

You got to, mm. We're asking about. You need them strong hands. Women got strong hands. Not like that. They do better than us. And we jerk off is just our wrist strong. Why you weren't jerking off?

How intimate was this training for you that you just thought about jerking off? Girls' fingers are stronger because they play with themselves. What? What? So what do girls play piano do? What do girls will play piano do then? What are you talking about? They play piano.

They play piano. Don't try to change the subject, though. That guy was rubbing those sides. They played their whole life. What else did he rub on? No, he did. Whole life. You're lying.

You used to play football. I understand that. We've seen y'all get stretched out. There's nothing more sensual than watching a football player get stretched out on the football field by a trainer. It is so sexy. Have you seen those videos? Who watched those videos? What you mean?

You know how long I've been playing football and I never watched that before? You're a liar. I've seen it, but that's just something that happened. You've had it done to you. I understand that, but I don't even know how the guy looked at a football. Listen, that guy will take that leg and bend men back in positions you never seen before. It's not that. You love it.

No, this one right here. Your whole thing is never open. What's the, what's this one, Wax? No, that's just crazy. What is that? That's crazy. You know what I'm talking about. No, what I'm talking about?

What stretch is that? It's your leg all the way over. There you go toot that thing up. It's not a toot. It's not a toot. It's not a toot. Tute it up. Tune it up.

It's not a toot. That's a toot. That's a goddamn tooth. You're back in everything over like this. That's what Ice Cube saying? Get into it, put your back into it. That's a toot. Is that not a toot?

All I'm simply saying is it's all about our thought process, bro. It's literally our mind. We have psyched ourselves up to make ourselves believe what's acceptable and what's not acceptable. All these people are just doing a service. The male personal trainer is just doing a service. The male masseuse is just doing a service.

No. The 10% of male gynecologist is just doing a service. One of my cousins is a masseuse so he can fuck all the married woman. That's what he do. The milkman, the fucking cable guy, they don't just fucking want them jobs. They want jobs that make more money. Who's fucking... They get these fucking jobs.

There are no fucking milkmen anymore. You've never seen a milkman in your life. You are not born in the air of the milkman. See what I'm saying? This is just some bullshit stereotypes that we've held on to. This don't even make no sense. You're a fucking all these women? No.

Like, everything have a thing, like Carlot guys. You should always fuck the girl. and come up there and try to discount on their car. Every place got a place where you get women. You know why's got all these insecurities? Why?

Because of all the guys, girls, he's fucked. Yeah, that's true. Those are your insecurity. You're living in your karma, y'all. Talk to your-in-your-carma, you're living in your karma, you know, that's right. It's the same reason you don't like silverware and you like to use plastic utensils

because you used to rub your meat on the silverware when you used to work at that restaurant. You are projecting your insecurities. That's all it is. You know, it's crazy. This is the idea about karma is, like, you do something and then something bad happens to you know you live in it you do

bad things you're fearful that those bad things can happen to you and now you got anxiety and you got to live different. That's what that is. So when Carla going to yoga class you're not really going to yoga? It depends. Is that what you used to do? Is that you used to say? Maybe not. You used to say you were going to yoga and you weren't going to go in? No. I told you a girl

won't break your heart. I've been telling you that for years because you earned it. No, I never broke my heart though. A girl going to break your heart man. I'm telling you. I always hold the truth though. So why my heart going to You ain't always tell the truth. I ain't always tell the truth. No, you know.

Everybody who dealt with me know exactly who I was knew exactly what they was dealing with. That's a lie. How to fuck you over your lace and somebody don't know who the fuck you're dealing with? Because that person prays for you.

That person has their mama pray for them. That person sends in Bible scriptures. Let's go. What? Who else? What? What? You can't do that the women

and expect them not to fall for you? I didn't do anything to them. I'm always going to be a nice guy. But like I said, if I sit there and let you know that I don't want to be this far. with you. Don't go that far. Wax will do all of that, having mom pray for him and everything else. And then he'll act vulnerable like, oh my God, mice. You know what I mean? It's just

little things. Like little things he'll do to try to express vulnerability. Like, I'm scared of mice. You know what I mean? They ain't got nothing to do it, nothing. I can't do anything. I don't know how to wash clothes. I don't know how to cook. I don't know how to do anything. That's what I'm saying. Certain things that we just don't know how to do is okay to have a helpmate. like God provided these women, I don't need to try. I don't want to try. You're afraid to get your heart broke, aren't you? Why did to get my heart broke?

I didn't mean to do any of the stuff of the shit. I never did nothing. You're afraid about that. That's okay. Tell the truth. Are you afraid to get your heart broke? I don't know. That is okay, man.

Are you afraid to get your heart broke? I think I'll be therapy. That's how you talked to. You got to get more money. Four times she asked that question, right? I'm asking because I'm trying to get to the root of it. you're afraid to get your heart broke? Who wouldn't be afraid to get hit by a car?

Yeah, I think that that's reasonable. So then why it's so hard to admit? But what do you mean? Why do I got to admit? How about this? How about this? You don't want to get shot, right? Are you afraid of getting hit by a car? Yes. Would you rather get hit by a car or you cheated on? Are you afraid of getting your heartbroken? Cheating on.

Are you afraid of getting your heartbroken? I already prepared myself. Oh my God. He will not be vulnerable, though. This guy will not be. You're expecting the worst. No, you do. Why do you think this way of Carla, bro? It was not even Carla.

It's just in life. You know, listen. You're crazy. No, no, no, no. You did that to you. You know what I was getting to football? This guy's crazy right now. No, I'm going to tell you real quick.

You know what I was getting football? Because my mom told me I couldn't play football and I tried to suck. And that's why I was so good. Who would you try to suck? Whoa. Man. You really wanted to be on that one ball. Yeah.

You really want to be on that football. just like, man, you really want to be on that football team. He's a wild dude, right? That's a wild boy,

man. I'm going to make the team by any means necessary. God damn. Jesus Christ. But I try to not be good and that's why I end up being good. It was like,

I'm just running the ball just really just landing my hand. Why didn't you want to play football? I wanted to play football. Okay. She told me she couldn't want me to play football because she said, I'm hurt somebody else's kids.

Oh. I'm not paying somebody else's doctor bills. So I was, so you was like, on the Incredibles. Like, you wanted to win the race, but you was trying to act like you were going a little bit slower,

you know what I mean? I didn't want to know the news to hear about me. I didn't want to talk about me. I just wanted to play football. I just wanted to play. Yeah. And I ended up just being good

and it was like, damn. So one day my mom, seeing her friend, she was like, oh, you did so good at football. And I was just like so high in the back, like, oh, my mom may hear that. She was like, oh, she ain't paying no attention.

I got 12 kids and shit like that. That is interesting. What don't know what childhood trauma that's from? Well, usually when you got attention bad things happened. So you're probably concerned about it. I always stay out the way. I stay out the way because I was like,

oh, my mom find that I'm doing good hair. It's like, oh, I'm getting in trouble. Because she knows she told me, do not play football. But she knew you was playing, though, right? No, she didn't know I was playing. Oh, that's why he didn't say that part of the story. That's what I said.

Okay, okay. My mom didn't want me to play football, so I tried to suck so I could never get the news or nobody ever say anything good about me. But I was just so good. What great were you in? Faster. I didn't play football.

to high school. You think you were tricking your mom? I was. We got 12 kids. I was tricking my mom. But we're taking you to practice and shit. I was right after school. But your mom could have been tricking you.

Your mom could have been thinking, all right, I need to get this guy involved in some activities so he doesn't get consumed with the streets. I know if I tell him to do some shit. He's not going to do it. Oh, so she wanted you to play other sports. Football was not the thing that she was like, listen, you're going to hurt some of my kids. I was bigger, stronger. so of course they wanted to use me.

This is a great story about football. Back to you getting your heartbroken. What do you think the issue is with you just admitting that you don't want to get your heartbroken? Nobody wants to get that heartbroken. Are you part of nobody? No. Wax is afraid.

You nailed it earlier, Schultz. Wax is afraid of his own karma. Yes, if karma is real, hopefully. But again, like I said, all the times that I sit there and talk to the girl, I told her, listen, I don't want to be in this relationship or whatever. My only thing I can be for, It's all it is is over here committing.

I never committed to a girl. That's my only fault. I'm going to be out with you. I'm rooting for Carla to break your heart, bro. For what? Just because I'm rooting for caller to break your heart. That's crazy. This guy's crazy.

No, I am, I am. That's crazy. It's going to help him grow. It's going to help him grow because he loves Carla and he's not going to leave her. You know what I mean? It will definitely leave. No, you won't.

No, you won't. And he's going to be forced to make a real decision because he's going to have to really think about all the bullshit that he did in his life. And you're going to have to tell God, You have to tell God like, you know what, I deserve this. You didn't do it to her, but you did it to a lot of other people's daughters, man. And sisters, what did I do?

Run. And the more that you push back, the worse is going to be. That's right. If you could just admit it, then I think God would listen and be like, okay, he's learned. But right now you're being arrogant and God's looking to be like, aye. That's right. You think you could trick God, right? You crazy?

I'm like trick it. What are you talking about? Listen, right now we're just trying to see if you're afraid of getting your heart broke. You refuse to admit it. I said anybody will want to, don't want to get their heart broke. But are you anybody? I don't believe that my karma. Now, if Carla come to me and tell me the truth like, yo, I like somebody else or I'm

dealing with somebody else and stuff like that, that's what I was doing. So if that karma come to me, I'm already prepared for that or whatever the case may be. Book the masseuse. For what? You say you're booking her a masseuse, right? Yes, the lady. What's them big diesel dudes on Instagram that be flipping girls up and down like I hot pancakes? Derek Jackson.

Alex, thank you. What you mean? What you mean? What you are you? Your wife to do that? No. Okay. Insecure.

Insecure. Those guys be doing too much. They're doing too much. Those guys do too much. That's too much, man. She might enjoy it. Nope. You said what?

Yeah, but it's about the sensuality of it all, ma'am. What? He finally gets it. No, it's like massaging someone is sensual. You are literally rubbing the most intimate parts of their. their body like you're not going to do it. You know, why you rubbing her legs? What's she tired for?

All I'm saying is man and a woman, you can make, make somebody get down. Is this all about what you get turned on by? My brother, a woman, make my girl get down. Me too. I'm 100%. Yeah. What about you, Alex?

A woman or male make your girl get down. I mean, it's a masseuse. That's it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. That's all, bro. So if you hear your girl over there,

oh, my God, feels so good. She's not going to do that. But what did you do it? I've done couples down. I've done plenty of couple massages. That don't happen, bro. That happened with me one time. I took my head right out that donut.

I was like, yo. Yeah, I was leaning down. I was leaning down. We're doing this couple massage. Right? And I actually was moaning a little bit, not moaning, but like, I was just like, oh, because my back is super tight. And then all of a sudden I heard a, I heard a, like that.

And it wasn't me to did it? And I was like, hold it, hold on, hold on. And I took that shit out. Yeah. Hey, yeah. I look that. You good? I mean, go over there.

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K-E-E-P-S dot com slash idiots. Let's get back to the show. All right, and back to Chappelle. Okay. What did you think of his special? You think it's like... I thought it was masterful. The last story was masterful.

Look, a lot of people are going to come out and be like, hey, there wasn't, I didn't really laugh that much. And I think what we're looking at right now with the special is like similar to what happened with Carlin, where like, if you watch Dave for the last, you know, two decades, you know how funny he is. So you're watching the special and you're going, Oh my God, this is hilarious. And he can make me laugh whenever he wants, right?

If you've never seen Dave before, really, or you just know of him, but you're not really familiar with this stand-up. And you're watching it, you're like, okay, but I'm not really laughing a lot. He's a really smart guy. He's a great public speaker, but I'm not really laughing that much. And I think it's because they don't have baked in this idea of how great this guy is at stand-up. And I think that's what happened with, like, me watching Carlin. like I watched Carlin at the end of his career

and I'm like, holy shit, this guy is so prolific he's a really brilliant thinker but I'm not like dying laughing every few seconds like I might add a Patrice O'Neill, et cetera. And I think this is just the evolution of a comedian. Like you start at just making the kind of silly jokes

and then eventually you become more of a philosopher and you use the humor as a tool to execute your points. I'm gonna tell you something. I think what Chappelle is doing is even um, it's even better than joke. because it's provoking conversation.

Yeah. You know, and it's making people think. You know, it's making people dissect what he actually spoke about. And I think that's the problem with us as a society. We really don't talk. We really don't have these conversations. That's the beauty of comedy.

Like, we can't let this be a thing where Dave did what he did. You know, the trans community responds to it. And that's all it is. Because that's all we do is a society. Yeah. Like, how do we get to a place of understanding? I saw a flame on Don Lemon, man, and salute to Flame Monroe.

I thought what Flame said was so brilliant. Flame was like, if you're already approaching, you know, a situation ready to argue or with your fistballed up, you'll never get anywhere. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I want to, I want to, if I think you're wrong, I want to correct you. Yeah. You know, and then let's get to a place of my understanding. Yeah.

That's what I think, you know, but. I thought he gave the trans shot out. I thought he, the way he did it. I thought it was good. I don't think he was bashing him at all. Mm-hmm. So for them to even get upset, I was like... I can't tell him that, though.

That's the thing. It goes back to what we were saying earlier. It's like... Each group defines what's bashing and what's, like, congratulating. So I'm sure he felt like he was supporting, and I'm sure the trans community probably felt like they were bashing. And they just got to come to the table and agree what the line is and what they disagree on and what they agree on.

And if you're not talking to one another, if you come into the conversation with your fistball, obviously, you're not even going to know what the other side is upset about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even listening. Yeah. And by the way, maybe it's... What do you think of the rest of the piece?

Like, the rest of the... Oh, you haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen bits and pieces. I haven't sat down and watched the whole thing yet. I plan to, though. I love, I love Chappelle. I think Chappelle is... I think that he is...

He's brilliant. He's brilliant, but not just as a comedian. He's just brilliant as a human. Like I said, man, anybody who can provoke conversation, like, that means more to me than anything. Like, where is the... Who's starting the conversation? Who's getting people talking?

Like, who's challenging our minds? Who's challenging our minds? brains, who's challenging our beliefs, who's challenging our society, who's challenging our systems. That's what I care about. That's why I love the Dave Chappelle's. That's why I love to John Stewart. That shit means something.

You know what I mean? That's what I mean. That's what I like. That's the beauty of comedy, man, is it allows you to start a conversation in the safest possible environment. Because I think it was Oscar Wilde. He said, if you want to tell somebody the truth, make them laugh. Because if you don't, they'll kill you. And there's something about comedy that makes whatever you're talking.

about so much more digestible and the person that's talking to you about it so much more digestible. Like, say whatever you want about Kim Kardashian. Like, she murdered that S&L monologue and immediately afterwards, I found myself going, yo, Kim's pretty cool, man. Like, I just started liking her more as a person and she had trans jokes in there. She did? Yeah, she had a Caitlin joke. And that, listen.

That was a Caitlin joke. That don't count. But it does because it just. But it doesn't matter. Caitlin's experience is not Kim's experience. Just because someone's related to doesn't mean that you allowed to make the jokes about it. Right?

That's true because actually that's not and how did I think about it, that's not her biological parent. Even if it was her biological parent, like you don't get to do it. That's why the OJ joke, I think, pissed off the family of Nicole Simpson. Because people have been making OJ jokes for years

but the fact it's Kim, a family friend. It's like, yo, Kim, come on. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Like, you know what I mean? That hurt a lot more. more. Like, I get it. By the way, I always understand why somebody's mad.

I used to be the person and be like, why are you mad about that? You cannot tell people why they should be offended. You cannot tell people how to be offended. You can't tell people to react. You can't tell people how to react, period. It's just that when you put it out there, you got to deal with whatever the consequences are of what you say. That's why free we act like freedom of speech doesn't exist.

It absolutely exists. But like we've always said, you're just not free of the consequences. You're not free of the backlash. You're not free of the reaction. You're not free of the outrage. As long as those consequences aren't jail or violence, then it's free speech. And I think in other places you can be jailed or you can have something violent done to you. And then all of a sudden you don't have that freedom to speak.

So we do have it here. You just got to be willing to pay the other prices, which is another person looking at you and being like, hey, that's really fucked up what you said. That's right. Your job coming to you and say, listen, I don't want someone who believes things you believe to work here, etc. John Gruden can use whatever language he wants in an email. What did he say? All the stuff that was considered great in the 80s and 90s. Really?

He had an Eddie Murphy special? Bro. He called, what did he pull up? Pull it up, Alex. I don't want to miss quote. Oh, Eddie Murphy special. Yes. 80s raw, baby.

Yes. John Gruden was letting it fly. Really? Now. I thought he's a nice guy. What it was so, I got to see what he said, but it was so funny about this is seeing the ex-football players come out and like say, oh, he's a fraud, what a piece of shit.

Like, they haven't been in the locker room saying these exact goddamn things. Bro, it was... Let me see what it is, though. Let me see. Uh... Cowboy, Jerry Jones. We say it by Jerry. I don't know, but if they're going through a lot of emails, they're about to see a lot more.

That's what I said on breakfasts up this morning. Who leaked the emails? Why are you doing... They're doing an investigation into the redskins. Damn. And they used him. They said he had a lot of porn up there, too. But, like, it's his personal emails?

Why are you allowed to leak that? Look at Alex, struggling the... Spell misogynistic. That's Taylor, y'all. Oh, that's you, Taylor. A woman not know how to spell misogynistic. They don't use that word. Just click right there.

Click on any of them. That's exactly it. They'll show a little excerpt. Yeah, keep scrolling down, scroll down, scroll down. Scroll down, scroll down. Up, up, up. No, no, no, no. You saw it?

Yeah, okay, there go. Gruden's messages were sent to Bruce Allen, the former president of the Washington football team and others. Gruden called the Leagues Commissioner Roger Goodell the F word the Gaysler the F word

and a clueless anti-football pussy and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher than the coach of the Rams to draft the Q word

that's the gaysler a reference to Michael Sam which is you know what's so interesting about this like Carl played for John Gruden Carl came out at the beginning of this season

so imagine those emails he probably sent about our guy car. What else was interesting about this? He said that Eric Reed needed to be fired, right, for protesting the National Anthem. Eric Reed, that took

to me with Cap. Oh, wow, wow, wow. He pushed back against a bill to change the name of the Washington Redskins football team. He denounced women referees. So he covered all the bases. He covered all the bases. Everything.

Misogyny. Homophobia. He had something bad to say about indigenous people. He was against race. covered all the bases, man. What else we got? What's indigenous people? I heard that yesterday. Native Americans? Yeah, man.

I mean, this is one of those things where it's like everybody that's in sports has to pretend now that they don't say these exact same things about the commissioner, that they don't say these exact same things about these other teams, and they don't use these exact same words and have these exact same opinions, right? So it's like...

Somebody got to the fall. Exactly. Now that Gruden came out with it, everybody else in the NFL has to act like they've never said the F word or the Q word in a locker room. Okay. They're in their emails right now. Oh, here's the thing. No, here's the thing. I think it's bigger than the words.

And I'll tell you why. It's bigger than the words because he was actively trying to take food off people's plates. Like when you say, look, this person shouldn't be able, you shouldn't be drafting this person because he's gay. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no. The team shouldn't be pressured to draft someone just because they're gay. But why would you care? Because a team should not be.

pressured to draft a player for any other reason besides the fact that he's good. How do we know Goodell even pressuring him? I would assume. I didn't even go to like the fifth round or something. Like, like, they're still good for like Jersey sales and stuff like that. But how would you, I'm going to say, like, that's just how would we know that Godell? And we're assuming that he knows something we don't know. I'm going to tell you why I disagree with that.

That's assumption. I remember when Goodell, when I did the press conference at Rock Nation and Godell was in there with, Jay and I'm, you know, like, I'm like, all of this is great, but, you know, nothing's going really change until y'all let Cap come back in the league. And Goodell was like, I'm not keeping Cap out of the league. He's like, I'm not an owner. I can't tell these people who to sign and who not to sign.

Yeah. So I don't know if that's true or not. Right. You know what I mean? So by him saying that about Cap, I don't see how he could pressure a team to sign somebody. But even with that, the women referees. He denounced women referees.

So you're basically saying women can't be referees because there are women. To me, it's like in saying Eric Reed should be fired for protesting the national anthem. So you're trying to stop people's bags. It's one thing if you're just using the words. Right? Are you say some misogynistic shit or you say a gay slur? That's, that's

bad too. What is his reasoning for the women referees? They didn't say it. He just announced female referees. Is it because like sometimes? And then somebody had this meme going around. Can I get a joke off then? Oh no, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I got a fire one, doc.

I saw you throw it off the back door. I was about to get it, bro. I had it, man. You know what I? Then I just realized it's not going to work. Fuck. But no, it was something like that he was,

they was even passing around a meme about a hooters rate, a waitress saying it was like, good job, Roger. Like, this is who you're going to have reference our games type of stuff. That's just locker room talk. Yeah, but guess what?

I still think you're stopping people's bags. I really do. I think it's whack. Like that's literally like Eric Reed should be fired for protesting. Women shouldn't be referees. You shouldn't draft gay guys. Like that's, you're stopping people's money. Yeah, the Eric Reed thing is peculiar.

I have to see that. I don't know why that he should, he would even care about it. I think, I think just by using context clues. Yeah. I think we got a crack ass cracker on our hands. No. Yes. Charley, you covered all the bases.

You're acting crazy right now. You acting crazy right now. So tell me why that. So you know, you've. been around dudes. Like we're not acting like, we're not like in a corporate setting right now. In a corporate setting,

we have to look at that email and go, oh my God, this disgusting. But like calling, what is the name, Commissioner Goodell, an anti-football pussy? That is how 99% of people believe.

Yes, sure. But do you go around calling gay people to F word all the time? No. That's my point. But he's not gay. Who? Yeah, Good,

Goodell. He probably get mad pussy. You're just using it as a way to insult a man. Okay. Is it, Is it wrong? Yes. But do we think people do it, especially in a football locker room?

Of course. And if you don't think they do, ask Carl. Sure. I guarantee they do. I'm sure they do. But guess what? Probably the only one who don't get called that. He called Michael, okay, well, listen, he called Michael Sam the Q word.

Right? And he said Michael Sam shouldn't be, you say, shouldn't pressure him to draft this Q word. Well, Q is not a bad word. You can call somebody queer. In that context, it absolutely is a bad word. Well, now you put an intent on him. It's context, though. He said it.

If he wanted to be hateful, he wouldn't. use the F word. He uses it, but he doesn't call, he doesn't call gays the F word. He calls straights the F word. And almost the same sentence. He probably had reached his quote of that day. You know what I'm saying? No more than that. He probably had reached his quote of that day. You know what I mean?

The Eric Reed thing is the most concerning. Because the Q word was a slur for the longest. They just, they added the Q to the LGBT Q thing. Right. But I still think it can be a slurred based on context. Of course. In that context, he absolutely. Anything can be a slur based on context. Yes. That was a slur based on context. I think, if he was like, if he was He's like, he's like, they're hiring gay people.

It's like, well, gay is the right word. But if you're saying it in that way with that face, then it looks a little bit more insulting. All I'm saying is if a guy checks off that many boxes, it's hard to defend them. But this guy has some of gay people in league, though. But if he's, if he's emailing other football people who I guarantee talk to it, you don't think there's football players that see like female referees and they're

going, what the fuck is going on with this female referee? Well, guess what? You don't think that happens? Of course, but guess what? You're an idiot. If you're sending that in an email. knowing who you are. Now that's a different discussion.

This guy's a fucking idiot. He's a fucking idiot. Have you seen his haircut? He's a fucking idiot. I'm just saying like you are an idiot. He's an idiot. If you're sending that in an email... And by the way, this is from 2010 to 2018.

Damn. Yeah, he checks all the boxes. You can't really defend him. Listen, man, let's talk about Tyson Fury versus Deonté Wilder 3. You watch it? Of course. Okay, tell me what you thought. What did I think?

Yeah. I thought it was going to go exactly the way it went. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't have Deonté winning that fight. But was it the most entertaining fight that you've seen in years? Uh, oh, hmm. Yeah, because we don't get to see heavyweight fights like that. Like that.

And, you know, two guys like really, really, really banging on each other. So, you know, those are the type of fights that you used to see on ESPN highlights back in the day, like Foreman Ali, Frazier Ali, you know. stuff like that. So yeah. It meant something. That was very, that was, yeah. But I mean, listen, I love Deonté Wilde and I love Tyson Fury.

They both are warriors. But, you know, in my mind, I was like, yo, Deontes boxing IQ would have had to go up times a hundred in order for him to go in that ring and bang out with Tyson Fury. It's just his win. If he would have more legs, if he was more in shape, he would have stood in more. No. He was weak the whole time. No.

He was getting beat up the whole time. No. He's gotten crazy. incredible heart. I think what Charlemagne is saying is right. Like the one of the most unique things about Tyson Fury is he's 6-9 incredibly athletic, great footwork, and didn't choose another sport where he could have made so much fucking money. Anybody 6-9 in America is playing basketball or football. You could have a tight-in. Exactly. You could be a tight-in. You don't have a choice. Nobody is pushing you into boxing if you're 6-9 in athletic. That's right. Okay. In America. He happens to come from a fighting family

So literally the family, a legacy of fighters, starts going, hey, you're going to train from when you're a kid. This guy's been training in boxing since he's a child. Deonti, I think, picked up boxing at 19. There's no way that you can have the same fluency in a sport. If you pick it up at 19, compared to a guy that's been doing it, especially at that size. The guy's been doing since he's a child.

So what this guy is, listen, I think there's another conversation we have to have about him being the greatest to ever do it. That's what glasses for low and been saying. And I used to think Glasses was crazy. Glasses says crazy shit and then all of a sudden you think about you, but, yo, is he right? 300 pounds moving like that. That's what Glass has been saying. Six nine.

LeBron is six nine, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell him as LeBron. Yeah, six, nine. No, I think, oh, I thought, I think he's six nine, bro. I'm just saying as in comparison how he comes through the lane and nobody can stop him. This guy right here is 300 pounds. 277, six nine.

Think about this. Move like that. Show me one. heavyweight in history that's going to beat him. Just give me one guy. He's six. How big was Ali?

Six. I know he wasn't near 300 pounds. 208 pounds. Like, how big was Foreman? Barely over 200 pounds. Say what? How big was four?

Four was like six five. Now here's, I think, Lennox Lewis was, I think, a legit six, six. And he had length and he had power. But here's the thing. Deonté is the hardest puncher in the history of boxing. Nobody in the history of boxing has hit his heart as Deontay Wilder. He has, he has, 43 fights, 41 knockouts.

Did he get his heart than Tyson? It's not even close. It's not even close. Forget the knockout ratio. I'm just talking about the win. Think of Tyson in his prime. Nobody's hit like him. Really?

Nobody's hit like him. So this guy, so for example, if Deonté, Deontes has dropped Tyson, but he can't take him out with a shot. So that means there's no way Mike Tyson's taking him out of the shot. There's no way Lennox Lewis is taking him out of a shot. I don't know, bro. Tyson, well, no, I'm going to tell you something.

Tyson would have got, he would have got trouble from Fury all while. Oh. Because Tyson was never good with tall guys with that kind of reaching. Lennox, Holyfield. Holyfield was tinier. Buster Douglas. Buster? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, not, yeah.

The only thing this guy did was show that he could get beat up for 11 rounds. No, that's not true. Because I'm going to tell you something. That's why he's a war. He dropped him twice. I understand that, but he's showing that he could be up and get a warrior for that long. You know what Wilde did that was fucked up? Wilde had a game plan.

You can tell. First round, it was all body. He went away from that game plan because when Fury started to figure it out a little bit, He touched Wilder. When Wilder got dropped, he went back to his survival mode and just swinging and banging. He should have went back to that body, man.

I think if Wilder would have boxed and kept going to the body, he probably would have set him up with that right hand. But you know what often happens? I think in sports and life, it's like once you get put in a dangerous situation, you revert back to your natural instincts. Yeah.

So it's like, before you get hit, you go, okay, I'm going to be very tactical and organized with this fight. And then you feel that power. You're like, fuck, what can I do? they say, everybody got a plan to get punched in the mouth.

You get pushed in the face. Right? And then I think what also happened is he caught Fury and almost got him out of there. Now, I don't think Fury would have gone out of there. I think that guy's got an incredible heart.

Yeah, he was tired of course. It would have been a way better fight if this guy trained with somebody 300 pounds and had him laying on him the whole time. You got to give Fury so much credit because after getting dropped twice, the guy was standing in the pocket.

He was standing it right in front of Deonti, slipping, dipping, I mean, even when he knocked him out that final punch, he dips under, I think, the left hook and then catches him with a right hand. I'm gonna tell you something. That last Fury Flurry? Unbelievable.

That dropped Deonti, that was bad. Like, they should have stopped that fight. Like, he could have got killed in that last. Those last three punches were bad, bro. Look at all these fucking hits. He's exhausted. Yeah, but he's exhausted at that point. You ain't watched the whole fight.

Well, I've seen it from round three. He's been exhausted from the thing. Nobody's being Tyson. Who round is this right now? No, but he dropped Tyson twice. in what, round four, five? Was it three? He dropped him twice?

Was it three? No, because I know Fury Wilden went down first and then Fury went down twice like literally the very next round. Yep, yep. So it was an unbelievable fight. Shouts to both of them,

like Deontes showed incredible heart. Like absolutely incredible heart. I wish you to have been a better sportsman. Me too, man. I wish you to ship Fury's hand. I hate that he didn't do that. You know what I mean? It's like, yo, you had nothing to be ashamed of,

Deontae. You just lost to the better fighter. That's just the way the game goes sometimes. I don't know for some reason you want to see that resolution. You want to see them like hug it out afterwards because they both put their fucking lives on the line. They gave everything. And this was the outcome.

You got beat by the better dude. You got beat by the better dude. You got nothing to feel bad about. And you know what in football, I didn't shake all the hands, but a lot of times I was more upset about my teammates because they didn't do their part. One than the other team. This is like an individual sport.

That's on you. You got to be on yourself. Yeah. And what do you do? I don't know what Fury All Wilde does after this, to be honest with you. You know what I mean? his girl.

Bro, fucking Anthony Joshua ended up losing to music. I thought that one watched that fight too. But it's like Joshua fucked up the super bag. Like they would have done a stadium, a soccer stadium in, oh boy. They would have done a soccer stadium in England between Joshua and Fury. Fury will destroy. Destruction. Absolutely destruction.

Wilder would beat Anthony Joshua. Well, that's a more interesting fight for me. Now, I think they should fight now. I think that's still a super fight. I think them fighting now is still a super fight. Yeah. You know, Wilde need one big win. Let Wobby go out there and fight somebody, get a win.

Joshua will go out there. I don't know if Joshua was going to beat U-Six the next time, though. But here's a thing. Like, there's almost more, wow, there's almost more interesting fights for Deonté because Fury is too good. Too good, man. He's too good for anybody else. So, Deontay, we know, isn't too good for anybody else.

So it might be an interesting fight between Joshua and him. Might be interesting fight between like Andy Ruiz and Deontay. Like, but who the fuck is going to fight Tyson Fury? I'm sorry. You're sick? It's somebody else. Nobody. I mean, you got Dylan White.

I think the mandatory is Dylan White and, um, dealing white and somebody. I don't know. This guy's too good. I respect Fury. I doubted Fury. You know, I told Fury Deonté was going to beat him when they fought the first time. Yeah.

He's won every fight. He's too. Listen, I think, I think, honestly, he's the best fighter ever. I truly believe it. See, that's just like, no, no, heavyweight, heavyweight. Floyd's the best fighter ever. But the best heavyweight ever, and when you're the best heavyweight ever,

no other weight can beat you. So pound for pound, like when you actually think, not pound for pound, or like nobody in history could beat him in a boxing match. How crazy is that? You know the problem?

I'm not saying you're wrong because I think his skill set shows that he just hasn't fought the competition. That's all right. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like when you see Ali, Ali fought Frazier and farming. Like he fought these guys that are Hall of Fame legends.

It's not saying that Fury hasn't, but it was just a different caliber of competition. Well, Klitsko was absolutely legendary. Took him out. People say Joshua has fought the best competition out of all of them. Who did Joshua fight? Clitchco. Hell, Ak was just telling me this, too. I forgot.

Listen, I think Fury got the skills that I don't know. I don't know. I can't say he, I don't know if he's the best heavyweight ever. I just don't know who's being him. Boy, he's good. I don't know who's being him. Six-nine the guy is. Good, man.

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Oh, all right, ready? Okay, what age would you consider to be the cutoff to get your first tattoo? For example, if you're in your 40s, wouldn't it be kind of too late and corny to get a tattoo if you never got ink before. Yes.

Anything else? You need to know? I want to get all mine removed at 43. What am I said? What have you got about to get married at 40? Yeah. Nah. If a tattoo is personal, I don't know.

I feel like if a tattoo is personal to you and like it actually means something. If somebody in your family passed away, yeah, like just get your shit. I would get all my daughters now, but to be honest with you, man, that shit don't matter. Like, I mean, I love all my, I don't love all my tattoos.

Why am I lying to myself? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wish I never got any of these. I really do wish I had bad skin. The only one that means something to me is really my never-so-deep tattoo suit to Dr. Robert Evan and blessed. But other than that, it's just like, I don't need none of this stuff on me.

What do you have on your forum? It's my mama name. I was 13 years old when I got this and I got my ass whooped. With all due respect, you have it on your forearm. Yeah. Which hand do you beat your meat with? Whoa. With all due respect.

You better respect that. Yeah, that's a wild question. I'm just saying like that. I don't know if all do respect works for that one. What's what I'm saying? How do you respect that? How do you respect with that? Listen, that's on you.

He's really just asking the question so you can't be bad. Put it on the other arm. Put it on the other arm. Why would you put it on a B-hand? I wouldn't fucking know. I guess when I was sitting down the fucking table I'd put this R-shin' shit

and thought about it. And you didn't think about it the next day when you were cleaning the chamber and you were like, oh, fuck. Have you ever looked down on it while you was doing that? Your mom's on that far? That shit. You got to go over the top, bro.

You got to go like that so you don't look at it. Nah, you got to go over the top, son. You got to see the top of your foreign. That's crazy. That's disrespectful. That's why your mom was so upset. She's like, on your right arm? Whoa.

Yo, go on, bro. That's crazy, dog. Always got fucking infected, man. Oh, man. Give me another one. Godly. Well, thanks. You are wild for that, bro.

Come on. All due respect. That's all due respect. With all due respect. That also I got to. There's no way you can say with all due respect and then say somebody's mom and masturbation in the same thing.

But it's wrong to ask the question. It's no asking. If I had a picture of my mom on this form, you wouldn't go, bro, which hand you'd be to it? Minimum. If I had a picture of my mom right here, you wouldn't ask me? I'm going to be like more conscious now.

Yeah. There's no, I don't need to get a little bigger anyway. Huh? What? This guy is crazy. This guy is a wild guy, man. What else we got? Let me see what is V. What is V say? Let me see that one.

Charlamagne, was there ever a time when your anxiety paralyzed you? You couldn't get out of bed at a house? If so, how did you overcome that? Or do you know anybody who has overcome that? Yes. No, I've never been to that point. I've been to the point where I've been depressed and didn't want to leave the house, but not anxiety. But I do have friends.

I'm not going to say the person's name, but I do have a friend who really deals with that kind of crippling anxiety and they have to take medication period. Like they're not moving without the medication. Like literally bad panic attacks, bad anxiety attacks,

but they're not getting out of bed, they're not leaving the house, they got to take medication in order to move around. I wouldn't wish that on nobody. But I've been depressed to where I didn't want to leave the house but not anxiety.

I found out that my claustophobia is anxiety. Oh yeah. Your therapist told you that? Yeah, I got claustrophobic. where you're bad. Like, I can't be in the back seat. If there's two other people in the backseat, I can't be in the middle.

It's hard for me to be in the middle of a flight. I'm like the whole time I'm like, I got to tell myself to breathe the whole time. Why do you think that is? And out. Why do you think that is? I don't even know. I'm like, who the fuck was smothering me? Remember you said them girls just to put you in the closet?

No, I always got caught in the kind of being in the closet because the mom came on. How old were you when you came out of the house? I thought you were getting molested you was in the closet. No, I was in the basement. I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah, no, no, no. I wasn't, this is like getting smart. It's like being in a closed area and just like, feel like I can't breathe.

I feel like there's a size thing too. No, I mean, I, like you being in the middle of the middle seat in economy on a flight. I mean, maybe everybody had to pack into the van when we was young. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? They probably smush me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have no idea where it came from.

Yeah. But my clausophobia is bad. I look in the back to see, I'd be like, I walk. before I get back there. How you think your thighs and legs feeling them tight-ass cargo pants? You don't think they feel claustrophobic? No, I mean, it's kind of loose, man.

No, they're not. All right. They just not. I'm gonna size up. I'd be right. What? They had nothing to say anyway. Nope.

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. You know what I'm saying? He had nothing to think. He absolutely had nothing to say. You just had nothing to say. Had nothing to say.

Tell us a story about a vulnerable moment you guys shared with one another. Okay, let's go. This was a story. End on this one. This is, we had Neil on yesterday. Neil Britton?

Yeah. Yeah. The big Neil. I love Neil, bro. Love Neil. So we had Neil yesterday. It was so funny because now Neil's able to be more vulnerable. He had this amazing experience of ayahuasca, right?

And it's really kind of like helped him, you know, recognize, I don't know, maybe that there's more to life. There's an afterlife. There's a guy, whatever. But it was so funny that he still got his old, like, comedy ways, you know? And anytime he was saying something vulnerable, his voice would kind of like go up a little bit. Yeah, yeah.

And then immediately follow it with like a roast of everybody on the pot. So it's like, so now I feel like I believe in God. And then we'd go, okay. And he'd be like, fucking stupid shirt. Look at that. Dumb thing. Projecting. Deflecting.

It made him feel uncomfortable. He was feeling uncomfortable. So now let me make somebody else feel uncomfortable. But he's able at least express those feelings now. So I'm like, oh, that's dope. But it's just as a dude, I totally get that. Like you say something vulnerable to your boys. And then there's that dead air.

You're like, I got to get them before. kicking me ass. If I start crying, because I'm talking about Neil, salute to Don, man. Salute to a young woman I met at the Mental Wealth Expo Sunday. Her name was Don on Instagram.

She's Amazon Don. Remember her? She was really tall. And it was so interesting because she came up and she's an avid brilliant idiotous. Let's go. What up, Don?

Love brilliant idiots, right? And she actually heard about the Expo from the Brilliant Idias. But then I followed her on Instagram and I was looking at her page. She went from the Mental Wealth Expo to Neil's show. Uncancelable. Go check out Neil's show uncancelable in New York right now.

She went and because she saw Neil on the breakfast club talking about mental health. So she's like a big mental health advocate. I don't know if she's going to school for therapy, psychiatry. I don't know. I could be making all of this up. I just know that there's some type of connection she has with mental health that made her go to the Mental Welf Expo to go see Neil Brennan on the same day.

And I actually sent it to Neil. And I was just like, man, you just really don't know who you're Who your demo is in here. You just don't know. You just don't know who you're reaching. Like, people just respect authenticity. That's it. They like realness.

They like something that resonates with them. And you just never know. It could be a black person, white person, gay person, trans person, whatever it is. People can just say something that resonates with you. That's it. And that was done. Don is a, you know, Don's a black woman.

But, you know, something Neil said resonated with her. What is the story about a vulnerable moment you guys shared? I don't know. We've shared so many on this goddamn podcast. I can't even tell you, you laugh at me or do something. crazy. A vulnerable moment. It may not seem like vulnerability

because we laugh about it and shit, but I cried this weekend. Oh, really? What happened? I cried twice, actually. I cried Saturday night. I was listening to Jay-Z, you don't know. And I was picking up some fool

because we were about to watch the fight. And what was so crazy, I had, what made me cry Sunday, I had a vision about Saturday, and it made me cry. What was it? Being on that, I was on that stage,

the black men's mental health panel. Panel was Sunday, but I had the Vision Saturday, so I'm on the panel. And Jason Wilson, I mean, I mean, that whole day people were telling me they was proud of me and stuff, but Jason was like, you know, I'm really proud of the man you become, you know, we've watched you evolve, we've watched you transform, love the way you use your platform, love the way you point to people, whatever, whatever. And that shit just, yeah, it broke me down just because I realized, like, I didn't get a lot of that when I was young.

I didn't get it from my pops. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But being that I didn't get that from my pops, I don't think that we as men, um, I think we as men don't understand how much we need that affirmation from each other. Yeah, for sure.

We do it through other ways, right? We try to wear dope clothes and lift a lot of weights or fuck a lot of girls or drive the biggest car, whatever it is. That's all because you want affirmation from your partners. You think it's because of girls, but you like when you pull up and you do it be like, oh shit. Or you got that girl on your arm and she's like, you like, oh, play a play a play.

But the reality is they're complimenting you on your stuff. Yeah. They're not complimenting you. Yeah. They're not complimenting you and telling you how much they're proud of you. It's vulnerable to do that to tell a friend. Man. You know, to tell another man like, hey, I like you for you or you are a great person.

I like the man you've become. Yeah, yeah. I like how you've evolved. I like, that shit is, you know, I'm telling you, that shit just, yeah, it hit me in a different way. And I was trying to process it. And I processed it. And I processed it with Yadi later. yada y'allah, yada, yada, he's my sake of purpose coach.

I was processing it with her later. I'm like, oh, shit, that's because I didn't get that from my pops when I was younger. So we hear another man say that, especially a black man, like, it just, it just hit me like, damn, I never got that. You know what I mean? So, yeah, so I definitely let some tears fall Sunday. And maybe also sustained belief. I think that that's something that always gets me. You probably imagine this day happening for a while or something like this happening for a while.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, it can be tears of joy too. I do that at the TV studio a lot too. I just look around like, holy shit. You know what I mean? That's why I'm telling you, man, when they, there's this quote when they say, when you see why God made you wait, you wouldn't question anything that happens in your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's how I genuinely feel right now at this moment.

When you, when I look around and I see why God made me wait on. everything. Thank you, God. That happens, man. That happens. I can relate to that. Just like sustained belief in something that people often tell you is unbelievable or not possible.

And then just having that exists for years and then seeing that sustained belief come to fruition, that's a powerful moment. It's hard not to cry at that, especially when everybody's been telling you that that thing is not going to happen or that thing is impossible, you know? I mean, yeah. Yeah. it feels it's a pretty special moment. Yeah.

Word. I had no crying moments. I had to tell Charlotte how to do something. Monday was there Friday. And he laughed at me so much. But I really was like fucked up over this. Man, what was that?

I forgot. I'm not for you laugh at it again. What happened to it? But, you know, I come to him and try to tell him something. Yeah. Like, vulnerable. He, like, he clouted on this. What do?

He said, he never tell you nothing again. But what did he do? He laughed at all of his second palinoscopy. No What? Monday, Monday and Friday fucking colonoscopy What you have to do, man?

I forgot it. All right. Come on, come on, go on. I really forgot. Yeah, I'm happy you did because you laughed It was so fucking funny And I was like,

yo, I'm stressed out over here about this shit. I'm fucked up. Can you tell us? I had to do something Monday, Wednesday, and Friday they fucked my life up. A wipe the guy's bass?

No, man. Your guy that's hurt? I'll tell you after this show. All right, guys. Have you liked this. That's a wild boy. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,

you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think wax is an idiot, we don't do no shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening.