The Brilliant Idiots - Minor Incursion

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

This week Andrew, Charlamagne and Wax went from speaking about social media and how it is ruining us to Charlamagne commenting on who and what is overrated now a days. Also, in between discussions, Charlamagne proposed a question about his sexuality which turned into Schulz and Charla being concerned about Wax’s well being because his thought process seemed more off than usual. Moreover, near the end of the show they had surprise guest Makaela, one of Charlamagne’s nieces stop by and lets just say Andrew was very intrigued by Makaela’s recent makeover. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2-2-2-2-2-2. We will never see this again in our lifetime. Wow. Today is a day of manifestation. Okay. For those of us who like to manifest things. For those of us who have vision boards, and for those of us who like to speak things into existence, every day is a good day to do that. But today, there's extra special energy going on.

Why? Because it's two to two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two. Never, never happens. It'll never happen again in like, two, two, two, two. Never. So when you go home today, speak things. Literally. Like, yo, I want to make a hundred.

million dollars over the next five years in touring. Right. I want to make a hundred million dollars within this year. Doing what? Whatever happens. God bless me. Anything that comes to me. That's not how this is your fault.

That's just not how this works. How you know? God might bless me and give me a hundred million dollars. God wants you to be specific. Listen, the Bible, the power of intention, law of attraction, there's not one single thing that you're going to find that doesn't tell you have to be specific. Be specific.

God is going to bless me. I'm always expecting. I don't know where it comes from. A lot of people always feel. like they're always looking at something where they think the blessing going to come from. But God going to smack in the back of your head with his blessing. Yeah, but God also is going to put something in your head to tell you that, you know what,

work towards this. And by the way, like, I might be going towards that orange ruler in the corner, but I might be stopped at the camera for a little bit. Not even the same what I'm saying. But I'm still looking for that orange rule in the corner. And God still wants me to be in that corner. But that's not even, exactly. That orange ruler is nothing.

It'll probably be more over there. It's just about the destination. All I'm simply saying is you've got to be specific. You can't just say, I'm in position. Bless me, God. Yes, I'm in position to get blessed. I pay my ties in the office every week. You know what I'm saying?

I am in position. And Bishop T.D. Jigs even tell you to be specific. Well, God, exactly what you want? I want $100 million this year, Lord. Doing what? Whatever way you want to bless me. I'm going towards his direction. I want to be more like God.

So I'm being more in his light and he's going to bless me. God doesn't want money. I don't know what he's talking. He ain't got to want money. He going to give it to me. I'm going to have a changed number. You're just trying to go towards him and his direction. and then he's going to be like, yeah, give away all that money.

He might do, but he got to give it to me for a be able to give away. Or he's like, I already did it for you. I'll give it away to some people for you. Nah, Lord, give it to me. You know he knows your heart, right? He does. Exactly. And that's what I'm trying to tell you.

God knows my heart, so I'm in position to receive my blessing because my heart ain't hard. What's your heart full of? Herrful love. Yeah, bro, I was looking at you. I'm telling you, man. You keep saying that. Go ahead. No, the arms are still strong.

But you have a... It's a level of... You have breath. You might have... Exactly. You should get a mammogram or something. For real, bro. Like, just in case, dude, you should get something just in case, bro.

That's a whole... My hair as big as a mother-up. That's a titty, bro. My whole shit. That should have been... I throw beads that you at Marty Grum. No. That was this weekend.

I throw beads that you at Marty Grub. Listen, but you got to be specific. Everybody. You got... You're not specific with your... No, I heard you say. Very specific. Yes.

But that's literally what you want, though. It's like I always say, the people that work at McDonald's, you wanted to go there because you went there and filled an application. The same exact time. That's not true. Feel out the application at McDonald's is you could have made a million dollars there by doing this the same time. But the person just wanted a job.

But why you go there? It's so many other jobs. So if you know that. The job is a job. Listen, I hear you, but you know the cap is probably $50, $60,000 a year. If you go ahead. McDonald's? Yeah.

No? Hell no. $50,000? But if that's what you want, I'm just talking about the cap. You know what I'm saying? Whatever the cap is at that job, you know that's what you're going to get that year.

Why would you go there if you want more? Because it might be a thing of proximity. Like I might live in a neighborhood where I don't have a car or I don't have money to get to and fro. So I see the McDonald's that in walking distance, maybe, or bicycle distance. You might need immediate security. All right, but guess what?

A job you know you can get. So go to Walmart, go get a, um, a, uh, a, uh, a, lawmower and start cutting grass. I bet you make some more. I'm about a lawnmore. You could fit, what's how you get there? You go so many ways you can sit there and buy a lawnmore, especially how. I need money. Have you got to be a man? You got a meat? Yeah. Work it. What do you mean? Like sell your deck? No, you can sell your meat real quick. No, dude. Man, sell your meat real quick. Why would you sell drugs? Well, hold on. For something great, though. And if I can be a prostitute, why would I cut grass? Yeah, you're going to

sell your meat so that you can buy a lawnmower so you can cut grass. Drug, deal, there is it? He's talking about, dude. How are you going to get the fucking lawn more? You need God, bro. You really do, man. You need God. Godless. God is trying to bless you every single day with the logic that we give you.

Every day. Yeah, I feel blessed every day. You should. Every time I wake up in the war, I say, Lord, thank you for bless me for another day. Real talk. You should feel real blessed because the day is 2-2-2-2-2. Okay. Did you watch the All-Star game this weekend, baby?

Hell, no, man. I haven't been watching basketball, man. Really? Why? I think the next is just so bad for so long. I'm with Kaepernick. Okay, okay. Wait, okay.

Wait, what? It don't matter. Tariz got on Instagram this week and put up a picture of Maggie Johnson and Michael Jordan and said these are the two biggest information on and off the field. So if Tyreez can say that, it don't matter. That's wrong. Oh, Lord. Magic Johnson and Michael Joy. Yeah.

Yeah. They're not. The two best on and off the field. On and off. Magic has killed it off the field, though. Both of them, though. You know what I'm saying? He's killed it.

Business-wise? Then movie theaters, bro. They kill somebody? Not my love. Do you get it? I get it a little bit. Magic Johnson had HIV. No, man, it has nothing to do with that.

On and off the field. Oh, court. Jesus Christ, guys. They don't play on a field. Jesus Christ, God. They don't play on a field. Jesus Christ, guys. That's amazing.

Come on. It's so great. Yeah, that shit made a lot of sense to me. I thought he was making an AIDS joke about Magic Johnson, bro. This guy's an inspiration for you often. I need to know how your joke brain works. Where is the jokingness? Because I thought he beat AIDS.

He beat HIV. That's an inspiration. And the field could be anything. I didn't even think about Field. Field was done. I was just like, Michael Jordan Maggi Johnson was an inspiration on off the field. On it off the Court. Yeah, court.

Yeah, but they could still be inspirations. and off the court because the way they play and then their business moves off the court. But that's what I'm talking about. He just replaced. He put Phil and it should have been court. Yeah. Like you gotta be specific about stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Tyrese. You know what, though? You don't have to be anymore. You don't. Like, why? I got it. All that is a rap.

Like, all that shit is over. I'm the only motherfucker out here still trying to pay attention to shit. And what details you're trying to pay attention to? Just words. Words used to matter. Like what? All of them. All of them.

All of them do is clicking things now. Them shit used to matter. Them shit don't matter no more. It does not matter what you say anymore. You don't think so? No. So just say it. Let's just say anything.

People are. They are. Everybody say a word you can't say on three. One, two, three. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about, like. Those words definitely matter. You don't even need to.

ABCD. You don't even need the context. Those words matter. You could say it. You could say I am one and they would still be. Yeah, yeah. But you know what's crazy is right now pitches is working. a thousand words, so now you just got to put a picture up that you really don't have to say nothing.

Picture is not worth a thousand words. What are you talking about a picture? That can mean so many. You never look like a problem. Yeah. It is a problem. A picture, I don't know if picture is worth a thousand words. How many words?

I don't know. I'm trying to think. A picture's worth a thousand emotions nowadays. Depending on the picture, dude. Like sometimes a picture is worth like, nothing. Yeah. Bro, I'm a ball. I'm a ball.

I don't appreciate it. I've been seen it. I know. I know exactly what you're saying. I don't know. The picture's worth more than words. There's actual feelings and emotions behind it. Like,

people get into this shit like. Jerking off. That's why lights matter. That's why all that shit matter. Yeah. Yeah. Also, yeah, 100,000 words at all.

Like, we see plenty of pictures on Instagram all the time. We put an emoji. We don't even put a single word. Whoever said pictures worth a thousand words. What? They need to have a thousand emojis then because it could be. What happens if you love? like a picture. How many words is that worth?

It all depends on why you like it. I like it. I like it. I like it because I like it. I like it because. It depends what the picture is too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely does. How many words is liking, liking a, people got to start wilding though. You can't just like you like you can't like get upset because somebody liked a picture. No, I agree. I think so. But how many words do you think it's worth five? No, it can mean so many things. I'm breaking up with you. I love you. Will you marry me? I'm in love with you

Four I'm in love with you That's five I want your attention Now we're doing syllables too That's not a word I want your attention I want your attention

You literally said I want your Attention That was unbelievable That was next Attention is one word Attention Attention

Social media ruining us, yo. It's ruining us, man, for no goddamn reason. Yes. It does not have to be like this. Yeah. We're making it like this. We're putting too much stock into this shit, man. We are.

Yeah, but it shows your emotion. It shows what you really are. No, it does not. It shows what you like me. I think everything about social media is the fakes version of you. Yes. No, no, no. It tells what you really wants it.

Right now. No, it don't. If you look at my likes, you're going to see animals, water, mountains and shit like that, like scenerys and shit like that in the Bible. But that's what I understand. See what I'm saying? So that's what you're going to see me liking.

If I like anything else, it shows. Yeah, but that's one aspect of it. The other aspect of it. Here's the biggest aspect of social media. It's the performance. Everybody's fucking performing. The only way not to perform on social media is not be on it. It's really just that simple.

Everybody performs on that shit. If you're on that shit, you are performing. If you say you're not, you're lying. So right now, right now if the motherfucking giant score a touchdown, are you liking it? Fuck the fucking giants. If you ain't for that team, if you don't like that, why the fuck are you like it? You know, he's a good touchdown.

It's a good skill. You're still not going to do it because it's them. You know what I'm saying? Maybe it's just me. He's saying, like, certain things you just won't like no matter what. Regardless of what, because of whatever the reason is. But if you do like it, it must have been an amazing fucking touchdown is something. You may not like it, but you might comment on it.

You might even say, man, fuck these giants. Cowboys. Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't all that. Fuck, yeah. I'd rather even that to actually like it. But either, you know what you're still doing?

doing, you still want to be part of the conversation. That's true. You still want to be part of the attention. You want to be a tension. You want to be seen. Like, hey, yeah. Yeah, because a lot of time I look on, like the shade room and stuff like that. And I'm like, that person shouldn't have said that on there.

Like, you put that on there because you want attention. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't just do that for no reason. I'm telling you, man, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the toughest. It's not even tough. Just don't be involved with the conversation. Disconnect.

Like, you do not have to have an opinion on every motherfucker fucking thing. Yeah. That's why I like the podcast. If you want to do it, at least get paid for it. Yeah. Do radio, do stand-up. Like, get paid for this shit, man. Like, you just get online and just volunteer all day long.

And I said, I don't know if I said this last week, I've been saying this in my head. We spend so much time telling people what we think as opposed to actually thinking. Who doesn't need critical thinking anymore? As opposed to just constantly tell people what we think. Yeah, critical thinking takes time. Yeah, what's really thinking is exhausting? Thinking is exhausting. It is.

It's the hardest thing to do. Yeah, and that's why we probably like the people who do the critical thinking because they did all the heavy lifting for us. Man, that's such a good fucking point. And then they get on, the ones that actually do the research, do the heavy lifting, they say something somewhere that everybody will see and then group things sets in and everybody runs with it. Which is cool, I guess. Probably normal. Yeah. Probably completely normal.

Yeah. I mean, with religion even, right? Like, I mean, these words are coming from God, yes. but like these words have a profound effect and we're like, holy shit, that's beautiful. That message is awesome. That message resonates with me. You did all the critical thinking.

You created analogies, you created the metaphors that penetrated me. Fasted, like you said. And basically we're like drawn to that. What? No, I said like a pastor, you said, penetrated? No.

Come on, bro. Why would your mind go that way? That's my got from that. I got from that whole thing. I'm not giving this shit up for a pastor, but a priest maybe, but I got to be a god, Some lowly pastor, dog

I need to be the poke, fam You want to tell us something? It's got to be the poke. Yeah, that's like all these other girls and fucking these other guys and this one girl who say, I fuck Drake. Like, she's this big person now. Exactly.

Because she used her, they'll see a different. Yeah, but don't you think that that was, like, if you're going to fuck guys for no reason, don't you think you'd rather have Drake than the guy who was like the bar back that night? What's the difference? If you fucking guys for no reason, it's because you like fucking guys.

So it don't matter. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? What's the difference? Just dick is dick. Yeah, but the thing. Yeah, but if they're going to disappoint you, wouldn't you rather be disappointed by that famous person? To do what would it?

What do you mean? Just to say, do I like that? Do I like it? Do I like? Am I? If you're not going to come with a guy, isn't it better to not come with Drake? But what if they both make you come? Hold on.

Am I gay? Women come? Yeah, this is wild. Women definitely come. Wait, you're gay? Am I asking? Am I gay? I've always felt you are.

Okay. Listen, though. Hold on. Your personal feeling the side. I don't know. It's going on. I don't know. It's going on.

right now, but I'm getting freaked out. I don't know. I thought we were just trying to get drag some pussy and Charlottley came out the goddamn closet. I thought you said if you was a guy, you'd rather sleep with a celebrity. No. What are you thinking about?

What did I miss this? Get back in the closet, bro. What the fuck is going on? Why'd you feel so goddamn comfortable to do that? What do you mean? Out of nowhere, we're trying to talk about. Girls having sex to Drake and you're just like, am I gay or am I not gay?

You don't know what's not going to do anything. Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere, Shultz, Shultz, am I gay? Shultz, am I gay? I never did hear you. I tried to move on. I tried to move on.

You and I was trying to move on, and he stopped the conversation again. This is why he's a dangerous. Why? Don't blame it on your phone. Don't blame it on your phone. I looked down for one second and we was in fucking Pennsylvania.

I looked down for one fucking second. Old Town Road. We don't wear an old town road. Okay. We're on an old town road. I ain't going that road. I ain't going to. I'm going somewhere else.

Make the left, honey. Make the left. Definitely not that road. That road's too bumpy. It's too stupid. Oh, you definitely not going to be lonely. Old, maybe. Listen, all-star game was fantastic.

Yeah, yeah, move on. And we have to talk. Can you tell us what you were talking about? Can we just get to? I swear it. I thought you were really about. I thought y'all was talking about guys sleeping with guys. And we're saying it would be, you would rather sleep with a celebrity.

No. I'm saying if you're a girl, right? And you're just going to like have casual sex with somebody, right? Would you rather do that with a stranger? Wouldn't you rather that stranger be a famous person? I heard all of that. And you still was like, why am I gay? I thought you talking about me.

I don't know what. What? I heard all of it. You heard all of it. And why was your reaction, Schultz? Am I gay? I don't know. What's what I'm going on?

Bro, it's 2-2-2. It's something going on today. 2-2-2-2. Come on. 2-2-2-2-2-2. Listen, I got to give LeBron the utmost props. Okay, go. LeBron is by far one of the greatest marketers we've ever seen.

Ooh. Because he all but assured his son will get drafted today. Brilliant. Sure. Brilliant. But you got to think about ever since the decision, he realizes how to pick his spots the right way. LeBron's been feeling this way.

I said two weeks ago, LeBron will end up back in Cleveland. Right? But you look at how good Cleveland is right now. You look at the young core around Cleveland. I'm like, LeBron going to go back to Cleveland. That's probably how LeBron career going in. LeBron career going to end with him going back to Cleveland. Winning the ring with their young team.

I didn't factor the stunning thing in. I'm not going to lie. But I said he's going to win a ring with that young team, and that'll be his swan. And you really think it's going to be Cleveland? Yes. Cleveland's balling this year. They got a fantastic young core players.

Right. They're the surprise team in the league. He's got what? Another year left on his Lakers deal. I think his son would have to play, what, senior year in high school and a freshman year in college? He's junior now. He has to play senior years.

Two more years. So, wait, this year, he has to finish. Yeah. Next year. And then one more year after that. So technically it's two and a half years. Because the Lakers is a story franchise, you give them at least two more years, right?

Mm-hmm. To get their shit together. Yeah, you have two more years. And then the third one... Must Nade D don't come back. Is going to be when he plays... Go play in Cleveland. So the question is, I mean, this is absolutely brilliant because let's say why it's brilliant.

Obviously, you were thinking this is every team wants to be the team that has LeBron's farewell tour. You literally sell out every single game. It is worth whatever you're going to pay LeBron's son. It is worth if you lose that fucking season. It doesn't matter because it's a sellout every single game. The bars, the restaurants are going to be busy. You will inject billions of dollars probably into the local economy, especially if it's a city like Cleveland, who absolutely needs it.

Brilliant. The question is, if LeBron starts to drop off significantly, his play doesn't look like it now, but if his ability starts to decrease significantly, right? Hey, Taylor. Taylor, gang.

How much more will he tolerate? Because he's going to have to play this one and two more before Brony even is in the league, right? He won't his last one with him. So that means, let's say next season, he starts to be like, he starts to drop off a little. And then the season after that, what if he's kind of like a shell of himself?

Like, players age quickly. I don't see it. Yeah, that's fair. The only thing I see, only thing I could hurt Bronner's injuries. Which starts to pile up as you get older. Yeah, but if he's on that court, he's going to figure out a way to give you at least 20 and 10. And plus just his experience and, you know, what he could teach young players changes everything. He can almost be kind of like a player coach.

Yes, yes, for sure. That's it. I'm fucking around to play four and five in your final years. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Average is 16 points. He probably, that's probably the lowest here probably always go.

Yeah. 16 points. But the fact he said all of that in Cleveland. He knows what the fuck he's knowing. This decision was a misstep, I guess. Yeah. But you learn. You learned.

And was it a misstep? The dude won rings there. No, no, I'm talking about, I guess, the way he announced it. Yes. With the whole decision thing. Yeah. You know, and then the whole big, we're going to win six, seven, eight, you know what I mean?

Like, that might have been. And who know? Even a little Bron. LeBron, even if he starts sucking, little LeBron, they're going to come put him in the league anyway, because it's the story. He's going to sell. So that's the thing, Ron solidified. Yes, he put him in a league.

Now, the only thing that could hurt is that, like, you might be hurting your son's game. Because a couple years in college might benefit him. You know what I'm saying? But the people in the league will make sure, they make sure you get the trainings. He's been around at already. He's looking at it as a different. He coming in the front.

Also, like, he might play one year, the league. Bronny. Like, we don't know how good Bronny's going to be, but right now it's not, he's not the type of prospect where it's like, oh, yeah, he's going to be a lottery pick. Right now. Who knows? He might improve because it was father.

Before that. Not a lottery. He'll get drafted. So what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is like, he'll ensure he'll get drafted, but when does he get drafted? Even if he goes at the end of the second round, you just sign him for the league minimum and you get wrong. I mean, it's just like, it doesn't matter when he gets drafted.

If anything, LeBron could tell which team he wants to draft him, and they just use their second round pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be Cleveland. I mean, that'd be crazy. And by the way, also too, hey, yo, the kid might blossom. Yo, if I'm another team, if I'm another team and I know LeBron wants to play in Cleveland and Cleveland has a piece that I want, I'm drafting Brony Jr.

Ahead of Cleveland and forcing them to make that trade. And think about it. When you do the trade, the trade, you're actually trading so that team can get LeBron. Yes. So, yeah, you're just giving one player from the Cavaliers, but the Cavaliers are going to get Brony and LeBron. I just think the marketing of it is genius, man. I mean, even Stephen A. Smith said yesterday, he was like, I was not talking about Brony on purpose because, you know, you want the kid to be a kid. You don't want to put too much pressure on it.

But he was like, you're not that LeBron's talking about him. I went to go check his game out. I went to go see what was up. And he was like, yo, it's a lot of people that are interested in him. Whether they're interested in him because of Braun or whether,

who gives a fuck? Yeah. This is what's wrong with a little nepotism. Yeah. You know what? You heard what? But I'm just thinking about the storyline. What?

Yo, Braun wins the ring in Cleveland, another one with his son. Yeah. I mean, not going to happen, but that would be good. You don't think so? No, not a chance. Tell me why.

He'd bring the right piece. People's good, bro. Are they? Yeah, they're like the third seed in the east of shit. Like, they're good. They got good-ass pieces. Are they beating Brooklyn? You know what I'm saying?

Like, are they beating? Maybe not this year. They're really good, bro. Are they pre-Goldn State? No, no, no. Are they beating the Lakers? They'll blow the Lakers out the fucking water. Yeah, Lakers kind of trash, huh?

Cleveland's really good. Cleveland's like the third seed in the east, third or fourth seed in the east, yo. Yeah. I mean, all right. Meanwhile, Brooklyn's nine. And Bron would bring over a lot of players, too. That's true. That's what I said.

You get GM LeBron. So he's going to bring. over other pieces and then maybe, you know, they got a dope-ass squad. Yeah, but you know once Braun takes over, then that can all change. Now, I gave Ron Prop for being a great marketer. GM, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

You made some questionable decisions this year with the Lakers, Ron. I don't know how I trust your GM had right now. Listen, Braun, he could actually make his own team like the Wizards like Jordan did, right? Yeah, but that didn't work out. You remember that team? Oh, he's not around more?

What? The Wizards. What are you talking about? Oops. No, they're a rass. Oh, they are? What are you talking about? You want to sleep with Drake or not?

You bugger. Listen. This guy's crazy. Who is that guy? I don't know. Also, too. Listen, man, you got to give props to the guy who I think revolutionized the game of basketball in ways we have not seen the baby face killer, okay?

The golden beige warrior. Fucking Steph Curry. Dave booed, Steph Curry all. weekend long. And he put a 50 piece on him. A 50 clip. 16 three-pointers. Like it was nothing.

Yo, steptry makes the three-pointer look more exciting than the slam dunk. Yo, facts. I haven't seen a slam dunk in a long time that made me like, oh, shit. With them deep threes. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. The accuracy is crazy. It's for no fucking reason. Yeah. But no fucking reason. I want to see a good accountant. What? I wonder if you like a good accountant.

You got to be so. What's going on? You gotta be like... What are you doing right now, Taylor? I like your hair. Oh, shit, I just noticed. Okay. You spent all morning with her and you didn't notice?

I didn't see her. Aw. I only saw her like once when she was in the studio. You don't think people that... Taylor, the hair looks great. It's like good at counting numbers and being so precise and things. No.

Is this calculated, is what I'm trying to say. What? Very calculated. What? For him to be able to sit there and cute. all them three's that's what I'm in. That's genetics, bro.

That's because his daddy was Dale Curry. I hear what you say. Who also was a great three-point shooter. So Steph probably has shot. You know how we talk about the 10,000 hour theory? There's no telling how many jump shots

Steph Curry has shot in his life since he's been able to shoot a fucking basketball. Or a counselor. Huh? Because he's like on point with things. What are you talking about? Earlier you said that like things transfer over from my life because of other things

that's going on. it's probably his transfer over him being so precise than putting the ball in every time it's like he closed his eyes and put in the girl pussy's because his daddy bro but why is he an accountant or accounts i don't know what he's talking about calculated he's calculating so scientists maybe too maybe he could be a scientist probably could be a scientist or like a lawyer or something like that what's up me what's what's wrong yeah talk to it talk to us i thought it calculated man it's a little bit i mean i'm used to wax but something ain't

right man what's yeah talk to us what's going on you stressed about something No, I'm calculated. Calculated. Yeah. You know what that means? Yeah, like calculator. Look. One time.

It's time for the calculator. It's time for the calculator. It's time for the calculator. We're not going to do a therapy session. Come on, Wax. Talk to us, bro. What's wrong, yeah? Come on, bro.

What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? I paid my ties and offers this week. I feel blessed. Oh, you got new gloves and shit? Oh, yeah. They took my other gloves.

Oh, white gloves. Yo, did you see the motherfucking guy crying? You guys seeing the guy crying at the TSA? No. Because they took him to the back? This is dope. He's going to look dope with the wedding, yo. Yeah.

Dude, you need to get white gloves for the wedding, 100%. Let her, get his and hers white gloves. Yes, dude. That's fire, bro. I guess, want to see them to them? Yeah, these are fire, dude. Dude, okay, I love that idea for the wedding, white gloves. You should have had gloves.

Let's talk about other stuff for the wedding. I'm waiting. Yeah. What do we think? Any other kind of fun plans for the wedding? No, never know. Can I get the clothes back? What?

Why do you need your clothes back? We're doing a podcast. You couldn't possibly have to use these. I feel naked. You need something on your ass. Yeah, you need some hands on your ass. I feel naked in my eyes. Probably going to stay on it.

You just focus on these the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't be good to do the podcast. Did you see? Did you see Juan Howard? Yes. What did you think of that?

I don't get a fuck. Like, I mean, whatever. It's like you got to be able to hold your composure or keep your composure. Do you know? Yeah, you're a coach because you're representing an institution. And the institution is like a university, right? So like universities are all about, you know. Humans are still humans though.

Yeah. You don't know. Oh, as a human, I understand it. But like when you get paid millions of dollars to coach a basketball team, right? You have a responsibility. It's like if you go to work at Google, you can't punch somebody. depends who can you punch

it just depends only thing I don't understand about this is one thing I don't understand about this situation that nobody's talking about the person who actually got smacked

why did Juan smack the assistant coach he shouldn't what does the assistant coach say our dude that called Joanne to smack him he probably called him a bitch

I think that he it looked to me like he said something to the one of his players oh it looked like Juan was sticking up for one of his players

no but he did say he was defending himself. He said the guy came and pushed him. No, that's the coach. Also, don't... The coach did that. He didn't smack him. He smacked the other guy. Don't, don't do it when you're losing. That's the best time to smacks him much. Nah, yeah, yeah. Look at this.

You're getting your fucking ass smoked. You're getting your ass smoked. And then you're upset, you're frustrated so you're taking out of him. That's pussy. If you were winning and the other coach talked some shit to you, slap him again. Yeah, man. That is so difficult, though, man, because emotions be so high. I don't even know why... And I saw people saying this.

I don't even know why they do those lying things. Why they shake hands? You have to. Let everybody cool down maybe. And then do it like 15, 20 minutes later. No, you can't. Like right after the game, you just blew me out, you call time out, you stunting in my face. Yeah.

Now you want me to shake your fucking hand? Yeah, but that's true. You know what all the things, the coach also shows he's, he's, they're coachable and they also has discipline. The coach has to show, like, I got my worries right here. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going to have them right after. after the game after turmoil and fighting and everything.

Because they aren't professionals, right? We're trying to teach these kids how to be men. I'm with you. I'm with you. I mean, like, you know, when you see that, it's very hard to tell kids to keep their composure and control their tempo and things like that happen. But I still want to know what the assistant coach said to make Joanne.

What do you think he said? Then he dropped it? No, I'm not. You don't think he dropped it? You don't think so? You don't think he spoke about his favorite bag of chips? What? Salt and.

Man, shut up, man. No. I don't. But he clearly said something, though. The thing about, we've been watching Juan Howard for a long time. We don't know him. John did this before. I think he did it last year.

Pushed the guy. No, no. Yeah, something. He threatened. He tried to get at him and the coaches held him back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that he's excitable, man. He likes to get into the game.

He's competitive. I like it. Yeah, I love it. I mean, it's great for us. I mean, because I'm old school, though. I come from the Bob Knight Aaron. You know what I'm saying? So I've seen what crazy coaches really look like.

Yeah, yeah. Throw a chair. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Bob Knight punched the cop. Fire. You know what I mean? That's your fire.

The cop wouldn't fucking turn the lights on in the gym or some shit. Really? What? Bob Knight has shot people. No. Yeah? What? I don't know Bob Knight is.

Hold on. The coach of the, I used to coach in Indiana. Yes, man. He shot? He shot one of his friends during a hunting trip. Oh, like on some bush shit or a chaney shit. Well, yeah. They usually kill people out there.

That's what they do. The friend later came back and said it was all, he lied. It wasn't an accident. And now he tried to cover it up. You know what I mean? Well, why do they shoot him? Who the fuck, man? How do you shoot him and don't kill him?

And then, why you, huh? Yo, Bob Knight is fucking lit. Is he alive still? Barely. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because his health is bad. No, man. That's what we heard.

It is. He's old and his health is bad, man. Who's the coach that got choked by Spreewell? What's his name? PJ Carlissimo. Legend. Put some mustard on it. That's a nice show.

New York Knicks coaching legend. Bob Nights still alive, right? Let me make show before I say these things. Yeah. He is? 81. He is. 81.

How old is he? 81. 81 years old. Niagara. Oh, yeah. That Viagra gets you upset. I guess we're kind of impositively brand. We're a fucking idiot.

I guess we got to salute Dave Chappelle. Yes. Got to salute Dave Chappelle. I think that whenever you're in a position of power and you're able to empower other people and give them a look, you should absolutely do it. And I got it. First of all, I got to salute Netflix for even doing that,

but also you got to salute Tiffany Haddish, the whole Day Ready series. Yes. You know what I mean? Tiffany started that what she was putting on four or five up and coming, not up and coming, but comedians that have been in the game for a minute, but really haven't gotten that break break yet.

Yep. So she did that. Bill Burr, too. Burr did it too? Yep. Really? Yep. I didn't see birds.

Of course, man. Oh, I got to check Burrs out. Who did he put on? Who was it? I think he had one with Verzi. He had on, I think he did. Or maybe he just produced Burrs. But he had like a series where he was like,

here are the young guys. That's dope. Bill Burr presents. I love this. That's dope. Comics should be putting their people on and they should be putting the next generation on. I think that's very important. Like, what is the next generation with comedy?

That's the crazy part. Well, comedy, yeah, go, go on that. The only reason I say that is because, like, Dave Chappelle, his series is called Homecoming. Yeah. But it makes sense because the first people he put in out is people from his hometown, right? Right. D.C., slew to Earthquick, flew to Donnell Riles.

Yo, shots of Donnell. Donnell's never done a stand-up special. I love Donnell, man. You suck. You kind of want that, right? I love Donnell. You need that. Big Donnell fan.

Yeah. Really funny. Big Donnell fan. Funny. Yeah. Donnell is. He's overrated. I know you love this.

I know you love this. I know you love doing this, but I love Donnell. Which one? He's a little overrated, guys. You think? Just a tad. He's consistent. Just the tag.

Donnell, I just want to let you know. I know you're watching right now. Okay. Oh, let me be specific. Donnell, I know you're watching right now. Let me be specific. I know he's going crazy right, but I'm off camera. Off camera, Charlemagne is going to say to me.

He goes, I'm not going to lie. Donnell's funnier than Dave. No, I've told Donnell that. I've said this on camera. Donnell, I've seen Donnell be. funnier than Dave. Now, I didn't say he's overrated on stage. Oh. Life? Yes.

Completely overrated. And, yeah, yeah. I think him's a chef. Especially on Instagram. Got you. He's completely overrated. He used the fucking missed outfire shit. He'll be cooking that shit. On stage? He's ordering in? No, but on stage? There's not too many people better than

Donnell. Hall hilarious. Yeah, hello. You hear that, Donnell is just awesome. You hear that, Donnell? On stage, there's not too many people better than Donnell Rollins. He's a beast. He always acts like I don't give him his props and I give him his props all the fucking done. What about on the radio?

Very over the radio. Very overrated. Very overrated. Yeah. Yeah. Very overrated on radio. Very overrated on Instagram. Very overrated as a chef. But on stage,

he got it. He's that guy. He's that guy. He's one of those. I enjoy watching Donnell. So I'm saying all that to say, it's good that Dave did a stand-up special on Downale. Yes, I agree.

It's great that he's doing one on Earthquake. I don't think earthquakes ever had a special either than it. I can remember. Oh, no, earthquakes had special. He's been around a long time. But you would think Donnell had one, right? But Donnell has. No, he hasn't done it.

No, he's done one for Showtime. I'm almost 100%. Nah, he was on. He was all, Donnell was always the end-frix. He did like a 15-minute thing for Netflix or a 30-minute thing for Netflix. He did a real special. One depends what you call special, but like- Respect.

He was a bit. He was a little. He's got work out there. He's got work out there. But that's fire. And I think he's doing the right thing. And I like to see comics in a position, you know, to put their friends on. And again, the next generation isn't necessarily about age.

The next generation is the comics that the people haven't maybe heard of yet or haven't gotten that look or opportunity that we got. You know, so it's just like the second you get your shit moving, you should try to help out your boys. Did you ever have a cabaret to? you know he's Ashley Larry. You think Ashley Larry ever come back, but do you have something? What do you mean? Is Hezzy?

What do you mean? Oh, am I going to bring Hezzy back? That's what I'm saying? He's Ashley Larry. You think he'd bring that back? I don't know. I don't think he'll bring that back. Unless they bring back Chappelle's show.

I don't see him. He's never let it really die, though. You know what I mean? He hasn't let the Ashley Larry character die. Can't. No. I'm rich, bitch. He's never really let it die.

I think it's dope, man. I think, like I said, whenever you're in a position of power and you can empower others, do it, do it. I'm glad that Dave did that. Because I mean, that's kind of like a knock

probably people would probably use against somebody like a Dave, right? All right, they'd be like, who do you put on? You know what I mean? Who do you help usher into the game? That's true, maybe, yeah. It's weird to say that, though,

only because of the fact they've had actual TV shows and platforms. Yeah. So when you say who is he put into the game, I mean, shit, you could say Donnell. Yeah. You know, I didn't really know Charlie Murphy and tell us Chappelle's show like that.

Neil Brennan. Neil. Yeah. You know what I mean? Same thing with Chris. Like, yo, go back Chris Rock Show on HBO. Louis C.K wrote on that show. Wanda Stites. Yeah. Pouty Tame. I mean, if you look at the fucking goat, Eddie Murphy, it's like, you want to look at somebody who put people on, bro? Martin. Everyone.

Yeah. Everyone. Like, Eddie. And not only put people on, like, made it a point to put people on. Yeah. Like, even just look at the movie boomerang. Like we talk a lot about like I'm just saying like what I mean put Dave on in a And what's it called nutty professor What else? Who else was I mean boomerang

So many people in Brooming and literally everybody in Brooming Right like shit Hallie Berry right Barry too I don't know that was her first role but But still like to to I don't to have that much power in the game and be like I'm going to use my power To put these other people on and I'm taking no part in their greatness. That's the tricky thing for a lot of people.

It's like in like the rap game, it's easy to put someone on when you get a piece of the money they make. It's like, are you really putting them on? Or are you just making money? You know what I mean? But like, but Eddie goes, yeah, I would like to make move with these people.

And then they go out and they flourish and they have their careers. That's the best way to do it. That's great. Don't ask for nothing. I don't understand anybody that really just wants to be that lone individual. Like if you are able to share that light, share that stage, empower people,

put money in people pocket, put people in position, why wouldn't you do it? Well, because some people, they can't think outside themselves. And it's very difficult for them to do that. And, yeah, that's the, that's like the narcissism shit that we were talking about before. Is it narcissism or just fear? Yo, I think fear inspires narcissists. But yeah, it's fear.

It's like, yo, if I put this guy on, what if they take my spot? And it's like, you can't, yeah, you can't have that mentality when it comes to creating because, like, if you look at the guys who've created long, long careers, they haven't done it by stifling the people around them. Like, you look at a guy like Drake and I give him all respect for this. It's like, he's like, I'm going to find the new people in rap and I'm going to do a song with them. I'm going to blow them up. And now those people are going to be so grateful for me because I gave them their first number one. You're the godfather.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the godfather now. It's so much easier to put all those people on because if you're not somebody who's out there putting people on, you know, it comes around. not only come around those people they can't wait to take you down yeah that's right

because when we talk about spots your spot is your spot like I don't know why people even get you know have any fear if your spot is ordained by a higher power and that's what

you're supposed to be that's what you're going to be but guess what that's the same for everybody else so they're going to become who they're going to become regardless without you

even visibility that's right so why wouldn't you want to be part of that that's right you know what I mean that's you just got to be careful you don't become the old hater

you don't want to become the old And we see it in every business. You see the people who, you know, what is it? You either die a hero live long enough to become a villain. Don't become that villain, bro. I didn't want to ask you. You got to die.

Huh? Then you got to die then. It's, listen, when you die young, usually it's heroic. Like, the way we remember you is heroic. Tupac and Biggie. Hell yeah. They didn't have enough time to let us down. You know?

So you're telling me if Bill Cosby would have died early? Shit. Oh, man, he always would have been a legend. Yeah. That's a good question, though. Yeah. His work is still legendary. Yes.

His work is too legendary. 100%. You can't take away to work. His work is still legendary. Everybody did something, though. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I was going to ask you about Godfrey. Oh, yeah.

Godfrey and Ti. What happened? What happened? I'm paraphrasing here, but... We got to get Godfrey on the pod, man. I met Godfrey for the first time last week. We did shade shit. I never met Godfrey before.

Oh, really? I never met Godfrey before. Unbelievable talented. Yeah, he's a, come on, man. Unbelievable. His impersonation is crazy. Unbelievable. Huh?

We'll make it happen. She said she's in talks. In talks. She's in talks. Salute to Gaffrey. But I was, basically, Gawfrey was the headliner for a show. Yep. In Atlanta.

And I guess they let T.I. come on after him. Oh. And he was like, there's just unwritten rule and accommodated. If you were the headliner, then nobody. comes on after you. Just say if you were Gopry in that situation, what would you think? I mean, yeah, let me hear it.

I want to make sure I'm quoting Goprey correctly. He's a comedian, right? Gaffrey? Hell, yeah. Funny and funny as shit. Go. I like funny shit. Oh, yeah, I seen him the other day.

So it's his town. Atlanta's his town. Yeah. So I was like, yeah, I didn't go into watch. Yeah. I didn't go into watch TI because as a headliner, No one's supposed to go up after you. Yeah.

Right. But there's a code in comedy that I follow. I'm not watching what you can't do better than me. Yeah. You're not a comedian to me. You're working your way. I give him, he's taking it seriously. I don't know how long he's going to do that.

What do you think, Shultz? I weirdly don't have ego about this stuff. I understand that there are people that are famous and they get opportunities because they're famous. and especially within comedy. Now, I've gotten to a point in comedy where I also get opportunities because of where I'm at in comedy. You know, like when I was younger

and I'm going up at the seller in New York Comedy Club and then famous people would come in, they would do what's called drop-in sets. And by dropping in, they might push you back or move your time or even push you off the show. And then I got to a position

where I was where they are. And now when I need to go on stage and I didn't book shows, I'll be able to just pop into their comic club with the seller. And then I'm kind of interrupting people's sets. And that's the kind of natural cycle of comedy. Like,

that's what you want to be. You don't look at those people. Like, when I was younger, I never looked at Dave Speller, Chris Rock. When they popped in, I never resented it. I was like,

I want that opportunity. And when you get so busy in this career, and you understand this, obviously, because you're incredibly busy. Like, it's hard for you to schedule shit. You don't know when you'll have a night off when you can work on something. So once I got to that level of busy, I was like, oh, now I see why they just pop in when they can.

They're not planning their week, two weeks in advance. They're going, oh, shit, I'm in New York and have the night off. I got a meeting canceled. I'm going to go do some stand-up. So it's something personal. So I wouldn't take that personally in that situation. Gavry might have a different experience with his fans and he wanted to close out the show, et cetera. That's on him.

We should talk to him. But you hear what he said, though? He's saying that he's not better than him. You doing that in no mind, Chappelle and I'm doing that because you felt like in that time they was better than you. Yes. You don't mind them doing that. LeBron come to your basketball.

But there are people that pop in that aren't better. There are people that pop in up, but they're just more famous. And fame is what allows that to happen, right? So it's not necessarily skill. Like, there are comics that are famous, but they're just not that good. Yeah. And, but they're allowed to pop in because by those people being there, the seats in that club get filled because the word gets around.

Oh my God, Madonna tried stand up. The once Madonna tried stand up at the seller, what are you going to not let Madonna go up in front of you, of course. But it's his shows. So that's a different situation. Maybe he is the way he wants his shows to go. And maybe he'd be totally fine if T.I. went on earlier.

If it's your show, you get to dictate how that show looks. So I'm fine with that. He was saying that T.I. came on after him. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if he wants his show to go a certain way, I get that. Me personally, I don't give a fuck.

Like, I had Seinfeld and George Wallace come drop in on a show of mine, right? And they went before me. And I was totally cool with that. I was honored. You could have to let Seinfeld go after you. And I would have to follow. that too, but he don't want that smoke. You want that real show.

That's a difference. He would never be able to follow me. He could never. So it's like, you've got to go on first. George Wallace probably, but Seinfeld could never follow me. Do you people sign that again? I could go to the cell and I could sign up to be a comic that night? No, it's not exactly like that.

How do I work? You got to like, you know, work on your craft and then you got to get some people to recommend you. Bag your pants. Yeah, you got to get definitely bag your pants. I'm working on. Get married. That's another thing. Gotta get married.

Gotta make sure that you're American-Marg. Life has to happen first before I could be a comment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Life has to happen first. It's about commitment. They don't respect people who don't make commitments. So, yeah, I mean, if I'm T.I, I'm just saying, I'm just telling him, like, yo, pop in earlier. Go on before the headliner goes on.

Mm-hmm. You know, that's usually the best thing to do. But, again, his schedule might not permit. You want the headline and the big you up anyway, T.I. Because he just. Yeah. And the club should probably tell Godfrey, like, low-key, the club should tell Godfrey, yo, T.I might be popping in.

If you're already on stage. would you mind if he goes on after you and does a few minutes? And low-key, it's like, that's a great time to build with somebody. T.I. can come in. He's going to watch your set, and he's going to go, holy shit, this guy's really good. Maybe he could help me with some stand-up. Now you've built a connection with someone. Yeah. You know, you can help him with his stand-up. He can help you with things. And then now you're cooking.

I, you know, I would love, I mean, I would love to hear talk to Gawfi about it, but I would ask God for you one question, like, if it wasn't T.I. If you were the headliner of a show, and to your point, Dave Chappelle walks in, Chris Rockwalks in John Stewart whoever the gulps are yeah they can do whatever they want would you let

if you was headlining yes you'd be like yeah Dave sure you would actually you close the show and be like you know what I got a special treat I got something for y'all yeah

and boom yeah Dave comes out and he said that you don't because right now Tia's been doing comedy a month he's not good yet

yeah it's Tia I get it and by the way I respect that Godgree's been doing comedy 20 years I respect that yes so you know they're in

you know, it's also, it's also up to T.I. Like, if he wants to build goodwill in the comedy community, it's up to him to reach out. Like, that's true too. Is he good? I'll be honest. When Wallace and Seinfeld came to that show, the club hit me up before and asked me. And I was like, y'all don't got to ask me.

But they did it as a courtesy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They did it as a courtesy. And that is just something because they're comics, they understand. So if I'm TIA and I want to pop into any show, I'm reaching out and I'm going to the producer. I'm going to headline at the show. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? Yo, it'd be awesome if I could do a few minutes.

on your show. Nobody's going to say no, but asking is going to mean so much to that comic, knowing that he doesn't have to. He's respecting the game. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Gawfrey said that too. I don't know if he said code or conduct or there's unwritten rules and comedy. I mean, if I was trying to be a stand-up,

I wouldn't want to know those unwritten rules. Yeah. You know what I mean? You just respect the game. I mean, loki, who, T.I. I haven't listened to it yet. But, like, I mean, like, I wouldn't even listen to a comic before they've done it three years minimum. Okay.

Like, it just takes so long to get good at this shit. Do you think it could transfer over because he could do a great wordplay being a rapper? You think he's just wordplay, be able to do it. No, no, but what he'll benefit from is comfort on stage and comfort in front of people. So immediately, the audience is going to feel more comfortable. And two, he's famous and people are curious. So not only is he comfortable in front of people, those people really want to know what he has to say. So those are two barriers that he's got to get.

But he's got to have comics working with him and helping him. and helping him with his jokes. And he's got to be writing every single day with them. Why don't I just do the live podcast? Well, he did that. Keep doing it. I loved expeditiously. I thought that was a great podcast.

Yeah. But I'm not mad at him. You know, you want to, you know, you want to test this stand-up chops? Cool. Stand-up with a different muscle. Yes, it's tennis. You know?

Yeah. I wish everybody did stand up. I wish everybody tried it. I did. And I sat my ass out. There we go. And that's why you respect it. I'm respected before you.

I don't like the pressure. Like, I don't like that. Like, that shit ain't for me. Like, it's pressure. You can't pass the ball at all? Like, when we did the pod live, it was a good environment. Yeah, it's true. I can't explain it.

It's different. Well, you got, it's a team. Like, you got someone else out there. Yeah. And you know what else? It's not the expectation. There's no expectation when you're just having a conversation. Yeah, it's like, if it's funny, that's a bonus.

That's right. Yeah. You write these jokes. You spend your hard time crafting these motherfucking jokes. You got an expectation that you're going to go on that day and this going rip. And you say that shit and, and, you say that shit. And motherfuckers are staring at you just like them cameras are right now.

Just looking at you. Recording your dumb ass. Confused. Why would you think that's funny? Why would you think that's funny? Do you try to be funny? Do you write something down trying to be funny? Or just...

Like, now that I'm like creating... Now that I'm creating material, you know, and I have to generate new material because once this tour is over, I want to be able to build that new set. Yeah, but I don't work well. writing it down. Like I work well like like talking like then write it after you

say I'll have an idea and I'll be like yo Charlemagne what do you think about this and then we'll just kind of talk out the idea because my conversation my comedy is so conversational like I don't know here's the joke it's like I hate people who try to be Oh my God yeah knock knock I'm not I'm not even though even like all of really funny

people I know I don't try to be funny Unless you're a character when people play characters and they try to be funny I don't like that either But it fucking kills me It kills me Like when they're a weirdo up there, like, like, Urkel. Yeah, like, but Erkel's not doing stand up. But like, you know the people who just be like weirdos?

Like, and they're just doing kind of like one-liner jokes, but they're just weird. Like Caratop? No, like, like, like, dice clay or something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, when I know that you're not, that's not who you are and you're just doing these jokes, I'm watching like a cartoon. See, the thing about dice Clay, he was funny until he wasn't. Oh, that's right. You guys have a little thing.

No, I fuck with Clay, but it's like, I'm. I don't know I personally, it's like, but it's just like that character runs its course, is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Right. Like, you can't stay in that character forever. I thought that was actually Fonzie. I thought Dice Clay was funzy. That's what I called him a fat Fonzie.

There's an epic clip of YouTube guys going out of it. No, they edited. My shoe, I had some slappers that day. Oh, they cut them out. They were trying to promote Dice Clay's show. Yeah. The Dice Clay had a show on VH1 and Wendy had a show on VH1. So they was like, we need you to go in on.

This literally what the producer says, food to my guy, Greg Wax, VH1, they was like, we need you to really go in on. Because I guess that's something that Greg then peeped like, yo, I mean, you'll get in when you want to win. Something like, we need you to go in on. I was just hitting them.

Boom. You were like a fat Ponzi. You look like a terminated, a terminated that never made it out of the lab. Like, you know, all types of shit. I mean, I was going to, they think. Oh, the leather jacket. Yeah.

And the shades. You didn't get birthed up. I was confused for a second. I was like, I was like, I was like, I forgot what the exact way like you're like a terminate like I was going and he was like, who the fuck?

He just got mad. Yeah, he was like, who is this guy? It was no jokes. It was like, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. He wouldn't be sidekick you fucking pre-com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He called you pre-com.

Yeah, yeah. I don't even know if you came back to get somebody pregnant. Huh? Wax, what's going on? What's up, man? Talk to us, man. Because there's a problem.

No, no, no. You know, we're going to pay some bills. We're going to pay some bills. And when we come back, we got to get to the bottom of this shit, man. Something's up. Something's up, man. Something's up. Something's up, something's up. All right, guys, we can take a break for a second, pay some bills. Typically, life insurance gets more expensive as you age. So it's smart to get a policy sooner rather than later. Policy Genius,

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So make sure y'all check that out, pre-order it on Audible right now. Let's get back to the show. Now, you said you think Duval is hilarious. We know this. I mean, just the things will text me out of nowhere. He just called me. What is something going on? Who you batting with in World War III?

It's just the best. Who is it? You gotta be the person I got the most, right? What? Who got the most? Yeah, he's just the best. Who y'all batting with, though? Who won the game?

Man. Who in it, though? I don't know. It's going to be interesting, bro. It's going down right now. Is it? Yeah. Russia, they invaded Ukraine.

Yeah, but everybody's using, like, real specific language. Except with Joe Biden, who's not saying invaded. What is his dumb ass sense? Did anybody shoot? What do you mean? I don't know. I don't know. I don't mean, listen, I don't never know what invading.

I just know that they invaded Ukraine. Yeah, okay. So everybody, who knows exactly what's going on here? I think that there's a, there's a lot of different interests, and we don't know exactly what everybody wants, right? So, you know, Russia's going to say, hey, you know, we told NATO that NATO can't expand into Eastern Europe, okay? So NATO is this conglomerative countries.

We are part of NATO. It's basically, I don't know, what would you say NATO is essentially? It's like just the West, right? Is it just the West? Basically like Europe, America. Europe, America. And it's like our alliance and how we like share our influence or spread our influence. Who else?

Who else? It was in NATO, Chris? Well, it's the Northern Atlantic Treaty Organization. So in theory, you're supposed to be bordering the Northern Atlantic. But over the years, it's expanded to basically most of Western Europe. And I think Andrew hit it. It's the fact that it's in Russia's backyard now, potentially getting into Eastern Europe is what kind of says.

everything off. And it did go in. So basically Putin to Chappelle. And he don't want, he don't want them in his backyard. Chris sounds like Siri. He don't want them in his backyard. So that's, I think what he will say is that you guys have been expanding and adding these countries to NATO.

And I think that he said if the Ukraine says that they are joining NATO, which they're an ally, I guess, of NATO, but they're not actually rep in the set. Like, it's one of those things where it's like, you're not actually banging. a gang, but you're like affiliated. You're doing crypt walking and you're not at a crib. Right, but it's like, yo, if you start banging crypt, like, it's going to be a problem. So I think, I think NATO expanded. I think Poland might have joined Chris.

And I think maybe the Czech Republic. I think there's, I'm not saying. Turkey. So it's, it's starting to surround Russia a bit on its eastern front, which, right. I mean, you know, you can understand their position. It's sort of similar to go back in American history when Russia started to really making roads in Cuba and even was going to put a nuclear weapon in Cuba. Right.

And that was a line that we couldn't let them cross because it's our backyard or imagine Russia doing something in Mexico. That would be the... So that's, I guess, what their argument would be. Then, so what they're saying is that these two regions that are in the Ukraine, I think it's called Donatsk and like Lubbosk. I looked it up this morning, I couldn't pronounce it. Once I couldn't pronounce it.

Yeah, even if we did know what they were, we wouldn't pronounce it right anyway. Point is they're calling these regions separatist regions. And the wording is really funny how all these countries are creating this scenario because they're basically wording it in a way where they're not the one causing the problem. So Russia's going, we're not invading Ukraine. We're recognizing the sovereignty of Lubotsk and Donatsk or whatever they're called. That's good. So currently those regions are, they have like a separatist movement. I think that's probably been happening since like 2014.

Now, I don't have 100% like empirical evidence to support this, but I would imagine that those separatist movements are being propped up by Russia. I mean, if I'm Russia and I want to expand into the Ukraine, which I'm sure it does. I mean, Kiev, the capital of Ukraine was the capital of the Soviet Union, right? Like Moscow is a new capital, right? Like the Soviet Union, I don't know if it started Chris in Kiev, but like that was the capital. So you think Russia sent them there? to cause that conflict

to have a reason to go in there? But that's what every country does. Like we have people causing conflicts in other places. Like this is what every country does because you want to expand your interest. So they pay for these separate separatist groups to be propped up. Like that's what we do in the Middle East all the fucking time, right?

They pay for these separatist group to be propped up. And then when they're ready to be defended, they go, we are recognizing their sovereignty. So they're not saying they're invading. They're just recognizing the sovereignty of these independent regions. Now Ukraine is going, they ain't sovereign, motherfucker. That's our shit.

They could act up if they want, but that's still our shit. Yeah. So. Joe Biden's supposed to speak on it soon. I think he was going to talk at one. Yeah, well, I don't know what he could say because he already said if they knock, they were going to buck. He's pussy. Democrats are pussy.

Democrats don't fight nobody. And Democrats don't do nothing unless you got no weapons. If it's a bunch of fucking brown people in the Middle East, they got no weapons at all, then they'll blow them up. But if it's another country that actually got fucking weapons, they don't do shit, pussy. Well, listen. Do it, pussy. Talk on that shit. Talk about, talking about.

Good for them. Right. We chill. I read something another day where this actually happened recently. I think it was back in January. But it was all of these countries. I think it was Russia. It was China.

It was America. I think even Germany. It was all of these countries. And they said, look, none of us can win a nuclear war. Yeah, we all die. That's right. Nobody benefits. Mutually short destruction.

So good. You know what I mean? That's why I think everybody. should be able to carry guns. When everybody's saying, when everybody carries guns, motherfuckers not act, right? That's the idea with everybody having a gun. That's what I'm saying.

If you really get into it with somebody when everybody got a gun, son, you really want it with that person. Do you really think, like, we invented this idea of free speech, right? Do you really think you could say whatever the fuck you want without a gun? If you can fight?

Not everybody can fight. That's true. Like, how the hell, you know, are these little dudes out here in America are supposed to say whatever they fuck out? But if everybody got a gun, then it's like, I got opinions all of a sudden. No, I take, no, you're right.

But then there's also something else that's better than a gun that makes you ever say whatever the fuck you want. A woman. No, it's wrong. Oh, phone. Yeah, because how you don't got to deal with nobody? I can get bucked with this shit. And you ain't got to see you. Fuck a gun.

What? I'll curse your mom out, your daddy out. Yeah, you suck my dick. You fuck your whole career up, too. And what you're going to do, Brock Lesnar? Nothing. All I'm trying to say is like, yo, Russia took Crimea under, I think it was Obama, right? I don't know.

They didn't do shit. I just know that is. And then now under Biden, they just take in, they're just going to take a little bit more the Ukraine. You don't want that, though. Say what? The next thing you know, everybody's going to start taking little pieces of what they want. What do you think China going to do to Taiwan?

Oh, Taiwan is gone and we're not going to do shit about it. What do you think? Yo, Taiwan, there's no, I don't know what Taiwan is. Chris, what do you think? What's Taiwan? If Russia goes into you. Yo, what's Taiwan? You talking about China?

Is that what you're talking about, that little island off China? If Russia goes into the Ukraine, what happens to China and Taiwan, Chris? It's toast for Taiwan, unfortunately. But I don't think China even bothers to invade the military because it'd be bad press. They'll just wait it out. You think China cares about press? They have like a million Chinese Muslims. They do care about press.

That's why they bought everything. I mean, look at the Olympics. They were anything negative about China. They got a million bots jumping on immediately. They're super press conscious. Okay, got you. Fair enough. Fair enough.

I guess, yeah, I don't know. It's just weird that World War III could be right around the corner. And like, hey, hey, hey. We talk about stuff dropping 50. Let me tell you something, bro. When it comes to World War III, all lives don't matter, bro. I mean, what does that affect? This is 100%.

We're about to learn today that all lives do not matter because they're going to take that little piece of Ukraine and the rest of the world just can be like, I guess that's Russia. All lives don't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Because nobody wants that smoke.

Nope. Like, do you want Americans to die for that shit? Pull up, homie! Yo, Ukraine, pull up. Listen, none of us... Why we got pull-up? None of us are built for World War III. No.

As much as we like to talk shit about the grandparents and the great-grandparents and the ancestors... They were built for that shit, bro. Okay? 1945, they didn't have a lot of the luxuries that we have right now. Try to pull up to a fucking World War with your pronouns. You know what I'm saying? Introducing yourself.

They're shooting! They? Who's they? Who's they? What would that really affect, though? I don't think World War III going to be out here guns and shooting and all that. I think it's going to be more of like fucking us up

with the food and stuff like that. Probably? Taking the phones away, taking the phones away, taking the computers away, like fucking up. I think, I don't think World War III for us is going to be people on the street shooting. No, it's going to be, it's going to be a little bit of,

it's going to be both. Yeah. It's going to absolutely be both. I mean, look, my feeling of it is like, I believe in supporting our allies because we're going to need our allies to support us when we're in situations. That being said,

if you're an ally, like you got to show you want it. Don't you got to be an equal ally? Yeah, right? Meaning like, I'm America, like, America, bro. Like, let a, let a, let a country that, you know,

has equal value. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And of course, arrogant Americans don't think no country does. Facts. But we know what the superpowers could be. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Russia and China right now, Superpower, bro. Not, the rest is not even close. All right. Together they are. Nobody afraid of Putin. Together they are?

Nobody afraid of Putin. Right. Right. Putin's just posture. Nobody's fucking afraid of Putin. Putin. I don't know, bro. Putin not invading Great Britain.

No one's afraid of Putin. It's just posturing. I don't know. But he's put in a situation probably where he has to posture. Now, look, the whole thing about this that nobody's even discussing and this could be like a play. Like this, they could be baiting Putin into invading so that they can remove,

they can put sanctions on Putin and remove Europe's oil and gas dependency on Russia and transfer that to the Middle East. Isn't that why Russia got with China? Say what? Didn't that why Russia got with China? Well, I imagine that they want to supply gas

to as many people as possible, right? That's the natural resources. But like if I'm Saudi Arabia, I want to be the one supplying gas to Europe. I don't want Russia to do that shit. So if I'm Saudi Arabia, I'm sitting pretty right now. I'm like, oh yeah, put some sanctions on Russia.

Shut that shit off. Don't let those pipelines happen. Don't let Russia have any connection to supplying Europe, oil and gas. And then I'll do all that supplying. And that's just big bread for me. That's no brain. So they could be the ones that benefit the most. Chris, why did Russia and China get together?

Didn't they get together so Russia could avoid those type of sanctions? Like, they're not scared of the U.S. sanctions as long as they got China? Yeah. I mean, it's interesting because they've been historical enemies. So them getting their bed together suggests that something else is up. But I like what Andrew's saying about the oil. I mean, you notice the big announcement today, was they're shutting down the German,

Germany to Russia pipeline that was under construction. That's a, you know, Germany's the biggest economy in Europe. So that's where the most money was. I had to know that though, right? Follow the money. Money.

I'm with you, but Putin had to know that was going to happen, though. Okay, so maybe you knew that was going to happen, but maybe this is how he gets a posture for his people and look tough for his people while they're about to go through a very cold winter. Because if you know you're about to lose, if you know you're about to lose access to Europeans, to that European bread for all that gas and oil, you're going to have to at least show your people that there's a sign of strength.

I don't know, man. Something ain't right, bro. Yeah, something ain't right. You remember when Thanos was just sitting there? Yeah, something ain't right. Yeah. One of them either told me, it was like, you know this is the trap, right? Yeah.

Something ain't right, bro. But who's Thanef? I don't know. That's what you're in America right now. It ain't Putin. It definitely, it ain't Biden for sure. Could be China. It might be China.

China don't like this? they got it like us we buy the shit they make the shit actually might be Tony's shirt on I'm sure you got a China jacket on too yeah China makes it we buy it like they need us

phones from China right yeah China I don't know man something ain't right I'm just I'm like Duval with this one what you mean Yolo I'm living my best life

yo I'm just saying we enjoy in the moment baby I'm enjoying being a father being a husband until I'm not that week it could be 30 years from now 40 years from now it could be 30 that

We don't know, bro. Like, I'm not stressing myself with shit that I don't understand. If we, if we, I don't know. If we go to war, yeah, we just got to, yeah. Go to farmmen. Just wait this shit out to the summer, bro. I'm not trying to do no fucking murder. You know what I mean?

Like, if this shit was in like June, maybe we could fight a war in Russia, but not. They can't fight no February war in Russia. Come on. What are you doing, Biden, bro? It's weight. It's negative. 20 degrees, right? By June, we'd be waiting to, like, man, is it not 20, 23 yet?

Come on, bro. No, no, no, no, no. We're not doing that. It'll be just like World War II. What's that? Started in 39. We didn't get in until 41. I like that.

We got to, hey, we got to come late, bro. We didn't get into 40, I thought we got to, when, when the 40, I thought it was 40, no, who came around in 45 then? No, World War II was 45. 45 was, no, 45 was, no, 45 was, um, when, when was, when was, when was, uh, pro when was, uh, Pearl Harbor? That was 40. Chris, this is your people.

You should know about this. When was, when did your people attack? I think it was December, December 7th, 41, I think. So it ended in 45, then. Maybe that was it. I think it ended in 45. Yeah, maybe that was it. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, we didn't give a fuck about World War II until two years after it was already. Oh, we gave fuck, but we were just like, we're going to let these motherfuckers fight amongst themselves. Dr. Jammis said 2025. That's what he said.

It was over? No, he said that's when it was going to start for us. Oh, World War III. He said 20, 25. Well, it's looking accurate. Ain't nobody got time for war, bro. No, man. Come on. Let people be diplomat. Let people be camera on in them, man. Let people be dipset, man.

Okay. Let people be diplomatic. Ain't that a bitch, though. I just got rich. We're going to go war. I know. Come on. I'm thinking that.

Come on, bro. But that's why I said, God, I got a sense of humor. So I'm just, I'm cooling. Yeah. It never happens, happens. We're out here, man. We live in our best life. You just got to be good to people, treat people the way you want to be treated.

I'm not stressing over things that I cannot fucking control. I do want to be aware, though. Yeah. And I think everybody should be aware. Yeah. And I think it looks very crazy when people put other things ahead of fucking potentially World War III. Yeah. Like, how was that not the top headline today?

Yeah, for real. Yeah. How? Yeah. Yeah, what is the top headline today? Like, LeBron's going to play with his kid. Yeah. What's the top headline, Taylor?

Yeah, what is CNN talking about? God damn. What's CNN talking about? What you're going to do, Biden? Nothing. Pussy. They all pussy, bro. Democrats are pussy.

You really want, yo, keep it a buck. Yo, we're at war. You want a Democrat president? Be honest. No, we've had Democrat president. No, you think Times of peace. Times a piece. Give me a Democrat, bro. Like, let's just everybody love each other.

Let's just everybody support each other. Let's just everybody hug each other. Let's push ourselves towards the most equal and equitable society as possible. World War times? Give me a fucking maniac conservative. A maniac conservative. Yes. Is this something don't seem right about none of this?

I bet. I guarantee you that none of this shit would happen if Trump was president. He was scared everybody. Yo, Iran tried some shit and they fucking blew that dude up while he was driving to work. Yeah Remember they blew that motherfucker up He was driving to work There's no way in hell

There's a reason why they took Crimea under Obama Didn't do shit during Trump Trump And then He wouldn't do nothing to Putin though Say what We'll see That was his guy

We'll see You're right Is it his guy or is it Is it the Democratic Is it the Democratic establishment's guy And that's why whenever Democratic establishment is in there They take whatever the fuck they want

You won't talk about collusion Why is it Russia gets bigger Every time we got a Democrat in there And when we got a Republican in there that shit don't move. Just ask yourself, who's colluding? Listen, that's thinking.

What you're doing right now is thinking. I'm just saying. No, I'm serious. Those are critical thinking skills because, like, oh, we spend so much time discussing what we think as opposed to actually thinking. That's thinking. Hey, bro, I'm just saying, I want a maniac. If it's wartime, give me a fucking man.

I want somebody that we go afterwards, we go, man, he went a little bit too far. Yeah. He went too far. God, you don't have to blow up everybody. Like, remember what happened with Japan with the nuclear bombs? Like, you know Americans was like, two? You know what I said? Two?

Like, one was probably good. Speaking of too far. It's two, too, too, too, okay? They blew up Japan. No, was that too far? I'm saying America, we dropped two, bro. I mean, listen, if you're going to do it, do it. That's the thing, but it's like, yeah.

We did it. Nobody won, yeah, I mean, we did it again. By the way, nobody wins when you do that shit, bro. Like you don't want to play this new game. You don't want to do it. And you know, them shit come in minutes. Yeah. So dispass one go over there,

Cali will be gone. Oh, it's, no, no, all of us are dead. Shut up. Sean, I spoke to the guy who makes them. I read where the top five places are to go with that. New York is one. Here we go. I did.

Monks quarter of South Carolina. Dirt roads. Population of 800. I think one is definitely Linden where I'm from. Hey, shut up. Linden already got hit by a bomb. No, because we got all of them. fucking gas cans.

All the gas things down there, London. Yeah, that wouldn't be bad. Lyndon got all the gas tanks. What are you talking about? Safest places to live during World War III. Okay, go. I googled this, bro. Okay, Antigua.

No, hold on. Anguilla. No, definitely not that. Number one, Iceland. Hell yeah. Iceland. It's been the most peaceful country in the world since 2008. Nobody wants to be there.

An impressive fee. It's actually beautiful. Cleveland. Number two. Singapore, baby What do you mean? That shit is a hop, skipping a jump from China, they said the country,

they said the reason for this, they're not telling us why this is the safest places for World War. Because people single and poor are there. World War III safest destinations in the world to live amid heightened global tensions. All right, Singapore is number two. Nah. Switzerland's number three.

Nah, it's in Europe. That shit getting blown the fuck up to. The UK? No. Nope. That shit getting bodies. Oh, because they got bunkers. Oh, the UK has plenty of nuclear bunkers

that can protect citizens from a potential war. A lot of the bunkers were built in preparation for the Cold War and they left over from World War II. What about Australia? Just go chill out in Australia, cool it. New Zealand? New Zealand. Nobody invaded New Zealand.

Like, nobody won any of that shit. Because they got nuclear bunkers, they said. Yep. This is crazy. That's some arrogance, bro. New Zealand got nuclear bunkers. Nobody blowing you up. Why America don't have nuclear bunkers?

We do. Something we got a whole bunch of. whole city in Colorado underneath the airport that can hit in case the world ends that's where people go and they put 2,000 people in there, whatever like that. That's the doomst day. How do you think of them? Ain't nobody? They don't let black people

in that shit by saying. Oh, come on. My name I don't know unless. Got to be. Colorado for a reason. I know Robert Smith got a bunker. He's from Denver. Yeah. I know he got a bonk. Look it up. Look up the Denver airport, Doomsday. Hold on. I'm looking it up right now.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pop me a fucking 53 foot trailer and start bunker in that shit. What all you think I need is? Who's wax bunker? Who's Waxed Lerner Day bunker? I'd be in a 53 foot trailer. This is a conspiracy theory, Andrew.

Okay. Yeah, you know what? Conspiracy theories aren't true. Like, that whole Epstein shit, that probably didn't happen. You know what I mean? That probably didn't happen. Conspiracy theories never make sense.

You know what I mean? Like 100%. Five wild conspiracy theories about Denver International Airport and the Dunesday Book. Ask them if... Why Denver, though? Why wouldn't it be in D.C.?

Why is D.C.? Hey, hey, hey, do you think these rich motherfuckers care about politicians living or dying? I'm going to be honest with you. That shit is on Mars, bro. They're ready to go. They're ready to go, bro.

They're real elite. Mars. Son, look at this. Look at this Denver shit, bro. If this shit is 2025, it takes three years to get the Mars on a plane. A ship. For you?

For you? For you? They're going to Mars, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know how fast people can go to places now. You don't know. You don't know. There's no rules no more, ducks.

There is no more. Yo, no, nothing makes sense, bro. This is the beauty. This is the beauty about a nuclear, nuclear, what is it called? Hall cost, like, was it when the whole world dies? Is that what it's called? Chris?

Nuclear apocalypse. Life is going to be very pure those last few days. No, no, it's not days. It could be happening right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, it could be on the way. And then we don't know. What are you talking about?

And then we just die. What would it do? You know what? With that said? With that said? You got it? You need to make things right. With a lot of people, y'all.

Yes, you do. Or one specifically. You. One specifically. You. Yeah. You. You.

I beat my dog this morning. He's dutu on the floor. I stepped in it. Wow. I don't even know what that means. I don't know if that was literal. All those women heart you broke? You better get right, yo.

You better get right. You better get right. You better get right. Fix your house. You sit there in your little cute tight pants and your little cute tight pants You know what I'm saying With your hair all proxied up

Them big old tits What's going on? That's why you was feeling gay You guys are big old titty right next to you do It's hard to fucking concentrate Real tall Chill out So my guy

Same Me too Hashtag I don't do that. All right. But no, you need to get right, yo. Yeah, you need to get right, son. Come on, something's wrong.

No, let's talk. The world's ending, bro. Come on, it's over. It's over. You might as well talk to her. What's wrong? What's wrong, yo? I don't get it.

What's wrong? Son. What you mean what's wrong? We can tell? Can't you tell something wrong with him? Something wrong, bro. What do you think, Taylor? Get on the mic.

I'm asking. Yeah. I want a woman's opinion. What do you think is wrong, yeah? What do you think wrong with him, Taylor? This guy's lactated. you don't think there's something wrong. Got fucking whole milk coming out.

I heard of lactate you before. I'm about I said intolerant. What do you think? I don't know. I feel like he got to get out of his cowardness stuff. Oh. What's going on? I like that.

Yeah. Tell it on bullshit. Taylor, she's coming, kicking the door down. Okay, real conservative with it. You don't want a fucking war? Right. Who caught for war? Who called for war?

War. Shalameamee, boy. Who called for war? You never stopped. Who called for war? Taylor, why is he a coward? Yeah, why is he a coward? I didn't know I was a coward.

It just seems like he doesn't know how to talk. Tell him. He has a problem with communication. Yeah. You got a problem with communication, you know what if you say that, that's not the first time I heard that. So that's probably right.

But sometimes you got to be about that action, bro. No, that's mostly what I am. I'm more about action. And I don't like that. to talk about things that happen. I like to talk about solutions. So if I see things, it's just not solution ready.

You know, just sit back into it is. But what if you have the solution? What if you have the solution? I think I do got the solution. Therefore, you presenting the solution is what could rectify the situation. I'm trying to throw the fireouts where I can look for whatever's going on.

What if the nukes already get thrown? What if one person throws a nuke and another person? I'm like this. This whole time you could have stopped the nukes from getting thrown. Yeah. I don't think I could have stopped the nukes from getting thrown. But as they being thrown, I got to get out the way to they still. No, dude, we can get over things.

I mean, Japan and America, we attacked each other. Horrendous attacks, they started it, but horrendous attacks. Now we're best friends. We're allies. Somebody had to die. People don't have to die. What if you let your ego die? That's, holy shit.

I don't know, no, no, no, no. That was good. You're not in there. You're not in there. What if you let your ego die, bro? Bro. Who has the name of Rock's new special? Say what?

That's the name of his new tour. Eagle death. Yeah. What do you, what if you like to do? That's an ayahuasca, bro. So my ego is me just thinking that, um, positive. Huh? What's your eagle?

He's thinking positive, right? No. Ego is when you can't get out of your own way. Yeah. And you blame everybody else for you not getting out of your own. No, no. It's all you. No, no.

I like actually, because I feel like I grow when I actually know that it's really me. It's definitely. And I've been growing up. I don't think it's all you. You wanted to be me. I've been around you long enough to know it's you. I told this motherfucker. I don't even know me.

I know you. He thought he had a. This me you talk about? He just wanted to get me so bad. No, it's you. I'm telling you it's you. You got to accept it, man. Yeah, I lied to him in one time.

I told somebody he's like, that's what you get. You did it. That's it. It never be happy. Deflecting is not going to work right now. That's true. You are deflecting. It's not going to work.

Listen, it is you. Listen, you know what? Even if it is, wherever God got me at right now and be better tomorrow. So I'm going to grow again tomorrow. So hopefully I'm better tomorrow enough to... That's what Kodak Black told me. Yeah? Kodak Black said after Friday, he's going to be a change, man.

Why? And this is after him saying that he has to sleep with women that he works with. Okay. This guy, he said he has to sleep with women that he works. I used to think about that. It's a control thing. What is he said? No, he said it's a control thing.

He said because I invest mad money. He said, imagine investing mad money into a woman and then she fall in love with somebody and now that somebody is all in the contracts whoop-dy-whoop want to know where the whoop-dy-whoop at. Getting that money, who-oh. I used to think just like you, how old is he? 24.

I used to think like that 24. I never thought like that. No, no, no. Not for power, though. I used to think that I wanted to get the curiosity out of it. You know what I'm saying? You know what's so interesting? And I told Kodak this.

I say, yo. What did the curiosity? Yeah, why don't want to ask me? I don't have sex with you. Either we not. That is a primitive way of thinking. I've made the most money with women, yeah. No respect.

I've made the most money doing business with women. That's why I put women into head of my companies. That's why I, like, partnering with women. That's why my manager's a woman. Like, I have made the most money with women. You make the most money when you fucking put your dick and your ego aside. And actually look at a person as a human and see what this person can bring to the table. I made most of the money with girls who I just had sex with.

I didn't have sex with, I don't think I made too much money with it. But the girls I had sex with it was like, we got that out of the way and it was able to focus on what we had. Just an experience to me and my other people might be different. You know what I'm saying? That's a ridiculous way of thinking. I'm telling you my experience. The girls that I had sex with, we was able to come to get that curiosity eye and now we can stick on business. Buddy, listen to what I was saying.

He's saying he made the most money working with women. You want to make $100 million. Yes. That's why you're growing out your tits. You can't grow your tent to them You're about to get his money You're about to get me out You can't get that 100 M's in no time

By the way that is a scary mentality To think that there are guys out there who only think like that. And you know what's so crazy? The power is kind of wild, though, so. I've had women that I've worked with, that I work with now who say that to me. They'd be like, yo, like, you know, people be drinking and you get anything. I just want to thank you because, you know, I've worked with, you know,

you never tried it before. These guys tried me and, you know, you're the first guy who, you know, worked with that, that, you know, does things for me, but never asks me anything in return. I'm like, you're busted, right? You're just like, yo, you're up. You're up. You said. You know, right?

Like, you? Me? Me? You think I'm me and you? Like, you're crazy. Like, but I never even, I've heard. Kill your ego. Listen, I've heard just from like quite a few women that I do business with.

And I've never, I'm like, I'm like, that shit really be happening. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They feel like they're more empowering and stuff like that. But you know what I told the girl before and that we was talking. And I was like, girls never tried to holler at you.

She's like, no. At first. And she was like, no. Wax, you got me thinking about girls don't holler at me. And I'm like, girls always hollered at girls. It's the thing. So if a girl didn't holler at her, at first she was like, knowing no fucking girls holl at you, that's a problem.

She's like, wax, am I ugly? Because girls don't holler at it. I don't know what you just said. Me neither, dude. You don't? That shit sounded like when I was talking about being gay earlier. No, you got to listen. I was just saying that girls like girls,

and if a girl never hollered at the girl, and you're not that pretty, I guess. Taylor, what's up, Taylor? Girls never hollered at you before? That's so what if girl I never hollered at you You're not gonna feel the way Because girls

Always hollering at girls I'm not gay way No no no no But girls always hollering at girls Girls never hallowed at you before You know I can kind of see that Because I feel like when a guy compliments you When a gay guy compliments you

That shit is like wow thank you bro I guess I get it But girls always hollering at girls though They always And guys are always hollered at guys If we go to the club You see the way guys

do with girls, the girls tap each other asses. Where we all going to You be tapping asses in the boys like you. We don't do that. We don't do that. We don't do that. Come on,

Andrew, you watch the guy kiss waxed hands. Yeah, I saw a guy kiss your hands. You're talking about it. What's the difference though if you playing football and they smack that? That's right. Yeah.

It's still different. Y'all girls be in the club. Imagine in the section a bunch of boys doing what y' girls do. Imagine. Imagine on the football. Imagine on the football. They're twirking.

They do. They go. They do a little cute dances. They slap each other on the ass. What are you talking about? They do. They do. If I go into sex in the club,

I see dudes act like girls. They're doing their selfies and shit like that. Kissing the kiss facing the duck lips and shit. Wax, a guy kissed you on the hand in the club. Yeah. He reached out, grabbed your hand. You gave him to me. I didn't tell him to nothing.

I didn't tell him still in your lap either. I would stand up on the couch for sure. And you, when he kissed it, you know, after he kissed waxed hair, wax there. Respect. That's all he did He's like, respect No, I snatched my other fuck You got going on.

You ain't do that. I don't know, that's a lie. Cap, bro. Oh, fuck, that's me, cat. You didn't see it. I know what the fuck you was doing. What was I doing? You were doing something.

The lights come on. What was I doing? What was I doing? What was I doing? Yeah, when the lights come on, what roaches do? Run. Yeah, but what?

That's what happened? What was I done? Running after the lights came on. Are you sure? I don't think so, bro. No, yeah. We paid all the bills? All right, guys, we'll take a break for a second, pay some bills here.

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Not the shit you won't care about. Let's do an idiot, baby. Let's do some asking idiots. Oh, I made Kanye's beefless, Luke to Kanye. I am. Yo, how did that feel? I don't be caring any. I actually think that there's no.

nobody who caught your attention the way Kanye West does. And people eat it up every single. It's amazing. You don't think it's smart what he did though a little bit? What did you do? With the streaming for his new album?

I mean, yeah, it's smart if you're selling tech. It's not smart if you're selling music. And I don't even understand. And listen, I want somebody to explain it to me. If I'm an artist, I don't know why I would be celebrating that because it's not like they paid $200 for music. They paid $200 for music.

for the stem player. And this album will be on the stem player. But can you put other things on the stem player? That's the question I asked. I was like, okay, so after you listen to the, after you listen to the album, then what do you use the stem player for? So we, uh, Ashley from the We Talk Back podcast,

she was telling me this morning that it's like the speaker. Sure. You know what I mean? So it's like she said she would have bought that over our bowls or something because it's like a speaker and it does some unique things. Did you check it out? With the lights and stuff. The lights with something else, too.

It's something that does with the sound. I mean, what, what, what Tanya was saying is it can play just the, what is the words of a song? The, what is that called? Acapella. I guess Acapella. So it can remove the beats. It can play just the beat.

It can play just the drum. So you can like, I guess listen to the music in different ways. And for like a Kanye produced album, that's pretty dope. Like if I just want to hear the drums part, that allows me to do it. You should call a speaker board then. That's why I didn't understand. Like I saw people reposting like, yeah, you know, he sold 11,000 copies of these and he made $2.2.2 million and 24 hours. It would take you 500 something.

million screams to make that kind of money. And I'm like, but we're talking apples and oranges here. We're not, we're talking music and tech. We're not talking about music. How does this revolutionize the music industry? You even got to be a certain caliber of artists to make somebody buy something for $200. Yeah.

I'm not buying something for $200 from just anybody. There's a few artists that can do that. Kanye's one of them, Drake's one of them. Rihanna, like the Adel's in the world. Like just to say, hey, here's a $200 something. And by the way, I'm still, even if I love, like the person's music, I still want to know what that something is I'm buying. Because I can wait to hear the music.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think there's something about, you know, we all, like, we could wait to watch a boxing match, but we like watching it when it happens in that open. You know, like with HBO, like, every time HBO would have a pay-per-view fight when we're younger, like, that fight would come on the next week on regular HBO. Do you care about Kanye's music like that at this point?

Me personally, no, but like, I know there are people out there that do, and they love it and they're so invested. And I think, I think that we might gravitate towards this with like content in general. Like as we have our audience and as we have our like armies, like we could release it for the people

that really want to support. They're really anticipating and the people that like want you to see the money for the product. And then afterwards you can come out on regular release. And then that regular release will allow more people to access it and you can get more fans. And I think some sort of combination between both of those, which is what I imagine will happen with this.

Like Donda too will come out with a snap. player for a period of time. It's supposed to come out. It's supposed to come out today. Two, two, two, two, two, two. It's supposed to be out today. But it's not yet. By the way, Kanye hasn't released the album when he was supposed to in the last five last six albums.

So I don't know why y'all thought y'all was getting that on TUTU. Because of the two, two, two, two. I don't know why y'all thought y'all was getting it. And this isn't the first time Kanye said this album is going to be exclusively on something either. By the way, I'm not mad at him selling the tech. Sell the tech. I just was trying to figure out, well, how is this?

saving the music industry because this model will not work for everybody. You know what I mean? And nobody's paying. I'm not paying $200 for music. Yeah, yeah. I'm not. How much is easy? We pay for a concert for the experience. And so if

let's say this STEM thing changes your listening experience, some people actually might that might be worth it for them. Yeah. Yeah. And also like exclusivity, like being the only one to have it within a certain time, right? Like, I don't know if people actually do this, but like, let's say you do have the STEM player.

Like, and you're a DJ, that's a valuable thing. Get to play that new Kanye at the club. Kayla! Yeah. So listen, let me ask you a question. What happens with other artists? Other artists don't have this STEM player to sell to get to their fans. So how are the other artists going to make $2.2 million in 24 hours?

Kayla, did you get butt implants? What's that? God damn. I'm on. You can't. Get out of here. Yo, that's crazy. Let's see it.

How are you doing? What my niece is doing? Do it up, what up? Congrats, yo. That thing is crazy. Come on, you're fucking objectifier. I'm not objectifying. Come on, bro.

I'm talking about his stomach, really, when you think about. But Kayla's open about it, though. Talk to me. So what happened? She don't even know what you're talking about. I saw her right after it. That shit was so funny. She couldn't sit down for shit.

I don't know. What happened? You can't sit down for like a month or two months. So how do you, what do you do? Lay on your stomach. Oh, what about taking a shit? How do you take a shit? Standing up.

No, you don't. She was sitting on a little cushion in the car. Yeah. So they filmed me. They filmed me. They get it in my car with the cushion. Why? Because it can like change the shape of it or something?

Yeah. So like they're putting like fat in your butt that's not naturally there. Yeah. So if you sit on it too soon, it'll kill. the fat dough. It's like a cake. Your mom say, don't bump in the kitchen. The cake is going on. Hold on. Okay. So, and is it set exactly the way that you like it and everything?

Yeah, yeah. My doctor did a really good job. Wow. How much is it cost? $200 in a stem player. Yeah. It was actually free. She didn't have to buy the stick. It ranges depending on the doctor. Why is it the dog? They say it's about 30. Because I didn't know you walked in and you were still out there. And then. I was like, where is she going to be all the way in the room already? Goddamn!

What the hell is I'm going to be over here? Michaela can sing, though. She can really sing. I'm hoping about it. I do. I do, and I'm working on my next one. Okay, what's the name of the EP? Tell people, Michaela.

My EP that's out right now is called me and somebody's son. Okay. The next one is going to be my happy toxic place. Ooh. Explain. Yeah. Everybody thinks, like, being toxic is like, bad, but it's, it's fun.

It's fun here. Like, I love it here. You're going to love it here while you're here. You may leave heartbroken. But while you're here, it's going to be a great time. Yeah, when I was young, when I felt like that. Yeah. I got all the vibe. I mean, I enjoyed it when we was in it for sure. And you just got the BBL, like you're going to want to be toxic for a little bit. No, I'm actually, this is like me getting out my feelings from my, from my past couple experiences. I'm ready to settle down now. Are you, are you, can you dance with it? Have you tried to try to.

We're back to that. I can dance. It moves. And it moves and everything. It moves. No. It's, it's, yeah. What?

What? Can I not ask questions? Every doctor is different. Every doctor is different. Every ass is not the same. Right. When it comes off the table. So was he recommended?

This doctor was recommended. He was. He was recommended. And you have to do your own research too. You have to do, you have to look at, first of all, are they board certified? You have to look at doctors who deal with body types like. One in the basement. Oh, yeah.

And you have to be really specific with them as to, like, what you want. Do you want to look like a wisdom tooth with your hips? What? That's what a lot of these girls come out looking like, you know? Like they have hips that are like, yeah, they look like big teeth. Yeah, they're too wide for their legs. Yeah. Okay, now, have you noticed a difference with guys?

Yes. And explain. When she walked in rooms, guys just be like, oh, God, damn. I mean, did she finish walking? I was never been a topic of the discussion. I was noticing a difference, though. And actually, if you can see me on the wide camera, you'll see me go like, I'm like, puzzle.

Yeah. I was like, because I thought maybe you was hiding all that. No, no, it wasn't there. You know, I thought she was hiding. Yo, bro, it was crazy. But I like to be trained. She didn't walk in the room. She kept walking in the room, but she wasn't in the room yet.

What, dude? I thought she was hiding all that. I thought you was hiding all that. McKaylor, you know, you know, You should sing for him to get his mind off that to say that you got more better traits than you have. I do have better traits. This was something that I wanted to do for a really, really long time. Why?

For you? I hate it. It was for my own self-esteem. Okay. You fart different? Do I fart different? Does it come out different? It probably comes out deeper because it comes out.

You didn't need it, but it's just like a trombone. What does it sound like? That's a perper. What does it sound like when you fart now? I thought a lot. Just like this. Rooh. You know the football plays in the hallway.

That's why me saying the hallway. Roo, woo, woo, woo, woo. I think it found the same. I like the senior hall show. They're trying to get out. I'm happy that you're happy, but you didn't need it. I'm very, very much. I mean, that's your opinion.

That's fair. I'm happy that it's not. I mean, my goal was to not overdo it. So it's what I want. Yeah. It looks fine. Yeah. You know, it's in order.

It's retarded. I don't know nothing. That's a good thing, though. That's a good thing. That's positive. We're being positive. Thanks. I appreciate it.

Same for him so he don't know. If she's singing for you, now you're going to think about her ass no more. I'm not. What? I doubt it. Enough of Michaela's ass, guys. Thank you. No, this is like curiosity.

This is just we're learning about things. I mean, you also have to be open about it because a lot of girls go and get surgery. and then they start selling waste trainers and they make people think that that's how they got it, you know? That's true. So you've got to be really transparent with it. Now, I don't post it on my Instagram like, hey, I just got surgery, but if somebody asked me, I'm not going to lie.

And you need to learn about this stuff. I'm going to get a BDL. No, what you. I think that's a thing. That is true. They do have that. D.L. Yeah.

And you can also make yourself taller. I'm not doing that. But if you have, if you got the BDL, you don't need to be. But that's what Cardi said, though. Cardi said she wanted people to get it done the right way. Right. So she didn't, I think she didn't get it nothing the right way with you. Yeah, a lot of, a lot of like strippers and, you know, like young girls,

they go for either the cheaper doctors or they'll get underground basement ass shots and stuff, which is silicone. What the BBL stand for? Brazilian butt lift. Oh, you want the Brazilian butt lift, not the Bronx butt lift. Yeah, the Bronx buttlift is crazy right now. So a BDL

is a big dickl. Brazilian dicklift. The Brazilian dicklift. Yeah. You want that? I'm okay. I don't want to alternate. That's why I don't got some of my stuff. Why you got tini's then?

Yeah. And then do not what I push up. Do you think waxes breasts look bigger? Do you think they've been augmented? They do. They big it than mine. Wow. I got the hair over.

I told myself next was going to be my booze, but where is your doctor? Ask you an idiot. She said he got the hair over it. That's what they do. They do. With a couple scrams right over the evening. No, it ain't. Don't y'all do that?

Yeah. It's a little bit. Did you cover it up with both sides? You just got to like put it in. No, she does open. To make it look sexy or whatever. Wait until summertime. Did you have like a party where your friends came over to look at it?

Like did you unveil it to the to your friends? No, they, they knew like my whole process though. A couple of my friends, you know, came with me to fly back with me to make sure I was good. Oh wow. How'd you fly back? Cargo. She couldn't see. Put her on there.

You got to keep the cake. Have you guys never been on a flight to Miami and you see like a whole bunch of like women, like kneeling that, well, you guys are rich. You probably fly first class a little. And coach, there are a whole bunch of women like kneeling in front of their chair. No. Yeah, so you have to sit for take off and landing as per the airline regulations. And then-

That's crazy. All the time white people thought they were protesting. I guarantee you white people thought they were on the plane. We got to talk for this. Honey, watch that one. You just like, or you get up and you walk about. It's only like, I mean, Miami's to New York, like two and a half hours.

Yeah. So yeah. Wow. And then you're like high off whatever meds you're on and you take like a blood dinner. I mean, you heal for up to a year. Oh, how long ago did you get it? What am I? Like six months now.

Are you allowed to have intercourse? Yes. And have you tried it since? Yes. And guys, do they like? Really. Do you say? I don't know that this is your, this is your niece.

You know, like, stop being selfish. You know what I'm saying? I'm just curious. And did you let someone test drive it that didn't have it before to see the difference? Like old work did they try it? Yeah. Good question. And were they like, was it crazy?

No, you go. You go. I mean old work. Like the dude that she had slept with before. Oh. To see like the before and after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was he saying?

Like, he didn't. Hold on. Don't you got a boyfriend? No. Oh, okay. Don't you got a girlfriend? Yeah. No.

No. Now, you got a fiance. No, who said I got a girl? That's a long time ago. You got a fiance, though, right? It's totally different. Okay, you got a fiance. Totally different.

Do you have a fiance? Do you have a fiance? Do you have a fiance? Don't disrespect my union. Oh, good. You have a union. Yeah. Okay, you got a fiance.

They're talking girlfriend and shit. What is that? No, you got a fiance. You got a fiance, bro. Listen, good. What is it all right? What's all right? I don't know, bro.

That's crazy this guy. I don't know, but you don't know. You don't sound like you claiming this right now, bro. You ain't. No, fiance. No, bro. All right. Whoa.

What's all right mean? That's crazy. That's wild. What does that feel? What does that feel like, do you, Michaela, as a woman? It's a little, it's a little shaky. You should say yes with your whole chest, the big chest that you have. Not that whole chest.

That whole chest, too. Like, yes. Um, yes. There we go. Yes, yes what? Yes, I have. Yes. I have a fiance.

Say. Yes, I have a fiance. All right. Let's go. Let's go, Carla. That's say, baby. Love that. Hey, bro.

Hey, wax. Wax. You weak, bro. Listen, you know what the therapist told me? The therapist said, Oh, you went to the lady? Only way for me to win is to lose. Yes.

So I have to be weak. There we go. We all weak to be strong. The all week, bro, it is what it is, man. You always got to ask stuff, do you want to be happy or do you want to be right? Woo! You know what I mean? Like, it's really that's noble.

Do you want to be happy and you want to be right? 100%. Or do you want to be sad or mad? I don't care. I don't think it matters who's right or wrong when you really... No, no, a thousand percent. You know what I mean? It's just like to get fixed.

Who spilled the juice? It don't matter. We got to get it up. That's right. You know what I'm saying? But if there's nothing to get it up, it's like we got to leave it there. I can't stay there and leave it there. You know what I'm saying?

That's right. You got to get it up. You have to get it. But who's going to get it? You're going to get it up. There's nothing to get it up. Please somebody on ready, put that at it together. That's high.

He said, who's going to get it up? Have I got to lick it up? Like somebody, you know what you got to do. You know what the job is. You definitely just said that. It wasn't like that, though. We're talking about Kool-Aid. Mm-mm.

Don't do that. Rest in peace, Kool-A. Don't do that. Stop. Don't do that. This guy is. This guy is unreal. This guy is unreal.

You are unreal, Lex. Okay? You better fucking chill out, dude, resting that mic between those big old titsy. I put everything here that's trying to cover it up today. Okay. Let's do it. Come on.

What we got? What we got? Salar, C-R-V-R, whatever the fuck says. What has been the biggest setback in your career within the last few years? Interesting question. What has it been, Shultz? Last few years

been good, I ain't gonna lie. Same. Yeah, last few years been good, you know why? Because neither one of y'all on child support.

Next question. Yeah, I mean, minus the bullshit, life's great. Like, last few years have been absolutely

phenomenal. And honestly, I can't say I've had any setbacks because anything that might have been considered a setback professionally,

it just wasn't ready for me yet. It wasn't meant for me to have in that moment. You know what I mean? And that's what I mean? And that's what they always say they say of you you know when you when you when you when you see where you're going or when

you see what you actually receive you'll understand why god made you what you go no real shit okay what else we got uh young geese or matt oh this is a good one what keeps you humble ooh knowing that god looking at me oh yeah he sees everything um what keeps me humble I'm just like a grateful guy. Like sometimes when I'm feeling good, like if I'm down about some shit, then it's hard and obviously focus on the negativity and there's the woes me bullshit.

But like when I'm feeling good, not even like happy, but just good or happy, I genuinely feel like incredibly lucky and incredibly grateful. And like I'll be overwhelmed by it. And I think that that keeps me humble because I'm just so appreciative of what I have.

And yeah, so I think that is, that is my outlook. Because you don't think humble could be multiple things. Like, if I smack the shit out of a dude, I humbled him. Right. Or I just want to come in the room and feel I'm a humble guy because I feel like, you know, it's too different. I guess what I'm saying is my humility doesn't come from, like, fear someone checking me. Like, my humility comes from, like, an appreciation of what I get to be part of and the time

that I live. And, like, it's not enforced on me, the humility. Like, it's built into me. I'm very fortunate to have this, but, like, I had a great dinner with, my wife last night and I had just so much fun with her and like I literally before we went into my apartment I don't care if it sounds corny but I was like I'm

so happy right now and see you understand it was great I walked around I walked around the house I walked around the house after midnight because it was 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 and I just was talking like bro God thank you man like man like and I you know what I kept saying to myself I was like

I manifested all this yeah I put all of this together with my thoughts. And I was very thankful. I was happy yesterday, too. Dude, it's, it is, it is awesome to be. Yeah, gratitude is awesome. That's my mind too. Gratitude and knowing that whatever God gave you,

God could take away. What were you happy about last night at work? That, you know, you make the right decisions or you think you make the right decisions and it don't make you feel bad about it. I think that was- lying this. lying this up.

Why can I have mine? You got yours. Can I have mine? He feels so bad. He's like, you lie to yourself. Listen, listen, I'm going to tell you this right now. Decisions. You feel bad.

Decisions that you make might make you feel bad because, you know, when you put fries inside the, in the frying pan, they fry, but they get done well. They're good. But if you never put them in the frying pan, they won't never be good. Well. So you got to go through a little something when I'm trying to say. That, I was trying to connect the dots. I got you back right there.

But you admitted that you did, but you admitted that you do feel bad. You have to. Okay, then, but you lie. You see how you lie? No, no, no, no. He said he made a decision and didn't feel bad, but now he's back to feeling bad. How are you doing them fries felt? What do you mean?

No fries happy to be well done to be good for you, but they didn't want to go in that fucking frying pan to get done. Certain things you have to go through. So you want to fry something? Whatever's frying right now is going to be well done at the end. And I'd rather fry it or never cook it, and then it's still sitting there forever. Oh, got you, got you. So it's cooking right now. Walk through the fire, bro.

That's what you're going to walk through. To get to the power. Oh, the fire. See, that makes sense. Fire is making a go through. That walk through the friar analogy you was trying to get off hit like the fire shit.

What are you talking about? Fire and frying is the exact same thing. Yeah. It's a little different, but I hear what you're saying. I get what you trying to get it. I don't think God ever made someone walk through the friar. Yes, they do.

I'm going to put down. I didn't see that one in the Bible. That's mine. On the seventh day, God created French fries. Oh, my God. This is a good one. Esteban University said, would we be going to war?

This could be the last one. Would we be going to war if the Rock was president? Yes. 100%. Yes, for sure. Because he's definitely cooking something in the fucking fire pit. But no bullshit, that would be fire, though. Like, if the Rock was president.

Because I would just do mad, like, tweets that were, like, cryptic. Like, trust me, guys, this shit is going to be over fast and furious. Don't even worry about. You have leaders in other countries fucking doing the rocks. Yeah. Do you smell what Russia's cooking? Russia's cooking right now. Russia invaded Ukraine.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, let's do him. Can he do it next side? Can we be the president of next door? He might be, bro. I'm just saying, can we do the fucking- No, why? Why not?

That's funny. At least we can laugh. No, because you don't let motherfucking fry. I cook's fly the plane. That's why. We have to stop this shit. Wait, wait, wait. Look at the fried piece of fucking baking we got now.

He's still a politician. I'll take experience over no experience. No more celebrities. I don't know. No, certain things you got to have experience. Yep. Depends what the experience is, man. Certain things you got to have experience.

And I do, I think the bar is too low to be president. Yeah. Like, you got to have some more criteria and it'll be fucking president. Yeah. What do you have to really know at the end of the day? And You got

No, no, no, why let me finish Because at the end of the day They said all these other people Is around you Who really making more decisions It just come to you You gotta be willing to listen

You like the father Who sit down at the couch And a mom They do everything around the house And the kids do it And then they tell you what's going on We're about to go out to eat honey You make a terrible president

Huh? You make a terrible president Why do you say that? You're not going to listen I'm listening all the time You're not going to listen So if I'm sitting on the couch You see

I'm not just about I say okay. It's about listening and trusting that person and then making the decision that that person said for you to make, right? Yeah. I'm lost. That's okay.

That's okay. That's okay. Everything's going to be okay. He's not listening. Everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be okay. Who would be in your cabinet? Who's in your cabinet, wax?

No black women. We know that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who? On Jemima. Go. Go. Come on.

That's a good. That's a good joke. Yeah, you got Manta in there. You said no black woman and immediately Aunt Jemima in a cabinet. Bro, that is a funny. On stage. Who don't have Aunt Jemama in their cabinet? You said he loved practicing.

You just got it. You just got it, dude. You said no, but you just got it too. I've been got it. Yeah, you got because we're on the same page. You said no black women in the cabinet. I said, Aunt Tama. She's there.

Okay. That's funny. Bro, that's bars right there. But you just got it. I need to put it on a STEM player for y'all to understand this shit? Um, I don't even know. You know, that was flames, bro. That was a good.

That's what I'm thinking about in my cabinet. You know what's funny is I already had Aunt Jemima on deck when he said black, when he just said who's in your cabinet, I almost said it. And I was like, I just say this out of nowhere. It's kind of racist. And then randomly, Charlotte made just goes, you don't got no black woman. And I'm like, Oh,

you have to let it go. You had to let it go. I don't even know really what the cabinet is. It was like, you need some might for. Your team. I get people like you said, that's already did.

I have Obama there and, and, uh, Shack. Oh, God. Oh, God. Ice Cube. Snoop. Guys,

McKell, tell them where to find your EP. Yeah. Me and my, me and somebody son. It's available on all streaming platform. And my new EP should be dropping in like April May. So be on the lookout.

Got them. And just notice it's the Brewerin Idiot podcast. Okay. Heavy on the idiots. Michaela, what's your Instagram? Michaela C.J. M-A-E-L-A-C-J. Okay.

Because that's where they're going to go. Do you have any pictures of it? My new ass is all over my Instagram and I didn't delete the old pictures either. Oh, so you see the difference? Fire. Going to it. Come on, man. Listen, everybody else's lying?

He's lying, too. Yeah. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast

and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.