The Brilliant Idiots - Mr. Syphilisupagis

Episode Date: July 22, 2021

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Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Wax is here. Yo. Alex is here. Yep. Angelo is here. And that's it. So listen.

You didn't say I'm here. I didn't say Shult was in? Nah. Oh, my bad. How he does that? How he tries to divide and conquer us, bro. How was your week? My week was great, yo.

Listen, listen. You, Taylor is here, but Taylor is missing something. Taylor is producing. She's missing a mic. Taylor's been going a great job the past couple of weeks, producers. She has. And now she's just in studio producing. That's what producers do.

They be in studio behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Don't ever cross Charlemagne, though. What are you talking about? You don't ever cross Charlott. That's my niece. Taylor could never cross me.

Don't ever cross Charlotte, man, yeah. Taylor could never cross me. And I would never cross Taylor. That's my niece. Right, right. I just want to see every, I just like, every, never mind. Listen to see. How's everybody's week?

You got a big announcement today. We're recording this on Wednesday, but a big announcement today. Bravo. Thank you, man. Charlie's new show coming out in College Central. Yeah, the God's on his truth. The God's on his truth premieres September 17th at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central, Friday nights at 10 p.m.

Executive produced by Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah. And my man Aaron Magruda. Oh! The legendary Aaron Magruda who created the Boondocks in Black Jesus. Yeah, so, you know, I can show you better than I can tell you. You know, that's great. I can show you better than I can show.

So when does it come out? September 17th. September 17th. Friday, September 17th, 10 p.m. Comedy Central. Every Friday night. So we're going to be tuning in every Friday. Yeah. Unless I have a show, then you can record it.

Yeah. Tune into that shit. Yeah, listen, however you choose to watch it, whether you want DVR it, watch it later, watch it on YouTube, whatever it is, you know. I just, um. Is it going to be on YouTube? Of course.

Put it everywhere. Why would they, absolutely. I mean, you know, you got a lot of corporations who may not necessarily believe in YouTube, but do they exist anymore? I don't think there's no, there's no network that stupid that wouldn't put their content on YouTube nowadays.

Viacom was the original one. They didn't know no better. But a lot, I mean, a lot of people felt like that. You know what I'm saying? That there was a time when I heart felt like that as well, you know? But it's just like, yo, I think dot coms are coming back, but I think the culture moved away from dot coms in a real way, and they're on YouTube.

So it's like, it's all about taking the content and putting it, meeting people where they are. Everywhere the content needs to be. If it needs to be a podcast, put it on the podcast. If it needs to be on YouTube, put it on YouTube. If it's on linear TV, put it on linear TV. You just got to meet people where they are. That's all.

But, you know, September 17th. The God's Honest Truth, executive produced by myself, Stephen Colbert, and Aaron Magruder. And my home girl, Rachel Edwards. Y'all know Rachel. Of course, Rachel from TV. I said hi to her yesterday. You saw Rachel? No, no.

She was zooming in. Oh, Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rachel is the showrunner, showrunner, executive producer for the God's Honest Truth. I remember when Rachel was a receptionist. A receptionist. That's when we first met her. Wow.

That was 10 years ago. Bravo, Rachel. Yeah. She was Candida's receptionist at MTV2. But that's what life is about. Life is all about growing and evolving. Mm-hmm. That's your people.

That's what it's about. That's what it's about. And, you know, Rachel's just one of those people who has always played her position. Like, she knows what she wanted. She started as a receptionist, but she knew she always wanted to be a producer. So, you know, over the years, she's just been consulting producer. And she was, she was my producer on Uncommonest Sense. When I first started, my first talk show, Shalamey and Friends on MTV 2,

she was still Candidia's assistant. And then when I started Uncommon Sense, she was a producer. So the three years I did Uncommon Sense, the three seasons I did An Uncommon Sense on MTV 2, she was a producer on that. So now she's the showrunner, executive producer, the God's Honest Truth,

on Comedy Central. So that's what it is. Big, big, big. Now, salute to Giannis and the Milwaukee Bucks. You see me in here with the Bucks jersey. Yep. This is Chris Middleton. Chris Middleton with the Portagal High School,

843 low country all day. Never met the brother. But I salute him because he's from the crib. But I love Milwaukee because, you know, Milwaukee was the first city to ever syndicate the breakfast club. Yeah, yeah, everybody's saying that. Smooth to V-100.7 in Milwaukee. But I love Giannis because everybody's dick riding Giannis.

Why do you pronounce his name like that? What is it? What is it? What is it? Johnis. Johnis. Johnis? Johnis.

Johnis? Johnis or Janus or Johnus? Johnis. Giannis, I don't know. It sounds like a soundpower out. Sounds to me like whatever you feel in your heart when it comes to me. Everybody know who you talking about. Everybody know who you talking about.

The Greek freak. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. What do you think about the Greek freak show? 50 ball and a closeout game. That's all you got to say. Beastie, man.

You can't say anything else after that. 16 to 17 free throws. A little cheating, though. A little cheating. He got to have a ghost out there. Milwaukee is full of ghosts. He probably had a ghost from something. Oh, yes, no for real.

That's right. I remember you guys did that tour. I literally told somebody that story last night when me and Wax, we had to stand in Milwaukee for a week when we shot Catfish. And we was in that hotel. And who happened? A woman came to your room? Yeah. She had smoked weed with a ghost.

Yeah. They didn't see the girl. And I told him like the girl was sitting on the bed. Like, no, we didn't see no. She's sitting right there talking. Nobody was in your room. And then we went down there and they said the girl. They asked about the girl.

They said near her, she was a receptionist. and she died, she got killed in that room. Was crazy. And I was smoking weed with the girl. White girl, black girl? And listen, and I promised the guy on everything I love. Stop it. Why?

She loves white girl. Listen, it was just dead. A gold in your room. It was, it was so. That's white as he gets. No. She was a maid for the room. And I just like, yo, you're in my room.

And she was like, you got weed. It was just like, I, we spoke in the room. What about the drawers opening up? That's what I'm going to tell him right now. And I promise to go on anything I love. Yeah. She was showing me. said over in your brother room, somebody got killed over there, over his room and described

him. He told me how the person looked later on. But she's like, look, look, this will happen when I go in the room. And she's like, open up. The drawers start opening up. The light start flicking. I still smoke a weed with the motherfucker. Was she speaking all like old-timey and stuff? No, she was just chilling. Like, I promise. And when they told me, they said, yes, that's her. I described it. Yes, that's her. How long ago did it happen? This is, like, how long ago she got killed? You know, I ain't going lie to you. I forgot exactly what they told us. They said, not too long ago. though. Now, mind you... Oh, this is recent. Okay. Yeah. Now, mind you, I didn't talk to him till the next morning. Yeah. So I'm in my room. I'm asleep. And, you know, I open my eyes and I see like this figure. It looked like a shadow on the wall, right? Yeah, yeah. So I see this figure, and the figure was holding a gun. And then I saw him pointing at another figure, and it was like, and then I saw the figure drop and I saw him standing over. And I go, what the fuck? I just, I was, I sat up and I turned the TV on.

I'm like, man, what the fuck is going on? Right? I was like, in my dream, I don't know if I was half dreaming or whatnot, right? So I went back to sleep. It's in Milwaukee. It was on the outskirts of Milwaukee. I came around. Two guys in your room, one pointy a gun in another.

And you turn the TV on? You ever seen like those, when they do like the shadow puppets on the wall? Yeah. That's how it looked. It looked like this. It was a figure on the wall and it was holding a gun. And I saw the other figure do like this and fall out. And then it was holding the thing over.

And I just was like, yo, man, what the fuck? So I literally got up and turned. TV on and then just went back to sleep. So the next morning, we go downstairs. The lady at the front desk, she goes, y'all see any ghosts last night? I'm like, actually. When that floor.

I'm like, actually, and he told her what happened. And then I told her what happened. And she was like, yeah, the mate, she told the story about the maid. And she was like, and a guy got killed in your room. Yeah. You ain't got to believe us. We just telling you. Milwaukee is Killwalky.

There ain't no place to play around. Dang. No, they ain't playing in the middlewood. No, don't play around. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.

I'm sure. I said one of the other hotels we stayed at, they said that, um, the baseball. They said that, um, the baseball team don't even stay there no more because a bunch of them got haunted, um, out of there. I can't, I wish I could remember the name of this hotel, man. It's on the outskirts of Milwaukee. He was like 45 minutes outside of Milwaukee. The people definitely got killed in there. I'm telling you, and I bet if I say the name of the hotel, people know exactly what I'm talking about.

I guarantee people hearing us have this conversation and they know exactly what they were staying at. And why would the ghost stay there? They still. Spirit's probably trapped. What? What are these rules? I never understood that. I mean, think about how they died.

I mean, somebody got killed. Right. Right? So that's like traumatic. Like, you got killed in this hotel. But they can move around the hotel. Why can't they just go outside the hotel? I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, there's a reason that you got to have people come in and do. The case probably was never solved or something. They ain't not resting in peace. I don't know. People sage the room. They pray over the room. Like, you're supposed to do this whenever you move into it.

Yeah, they're still there. You're moving to a new house anywhere. You got to get that energy out of it. Got to get it out of it. My mom pray all the time, all my houses. He thinks we motion. All right. Yeah.

I don't have no reason to lie about that on everything I love. You really believe in. She showed me the doors and everything opening. No. I guarantee I'm not playing. The hag never got you or nothing? You never got hit by the hag? You know, when you're sleeping, when you're sleeping and you have that feeling like,

you're awake but you can't move. But yeah, like holding you down. Yeah. Yeah. End up having you? No, it did, but I was at a Bible camp. And they said the first person you see is that's the problem. But, no, the reason I respect Yonis is,

I never understood the whole conversation about Yonis don't have no skills. I didn't understand that logic. People were literally saying, Janus don't have no skills. And they were like, he's the Robin, the Chris Middleton's Batman. Love Chris Middleton, 843 all day. But, huh? No, no. I don't think that he didn't have skills.

I think that they said he had no bag, like, he had no, like, moves. He does, though. The guy can take the ball up court. He drives. He size, everything. He doesn't have like, you know, a hezzy crossover. He doesn't have like an in and out, a spin move. Irvin.

Of course. James Harden got crazy moves. He's a two guard. No, I know, but like, like, LeBron doesn't have any moves. Like, LeBron's crossover is trash. But, like, he is such incredible physicality and such amazing agility that he can just use his force and his ability to, like, move his feet like a point guard. to get by you, right?

There's nothing you can do. The same thing with Yannis. So they never really had to develop that. But you have a guy like Steph Curry, his bag is crazy. Like he has to. He has to. Yeah, those got the guards.

But the criticism of Yonis, I think, was reasonable. But what they did is they created a team around him where Chris Middleton can be the guy who's going to get your one-on-one shot. But Yonis is going to affect every part of the game. He's going to be the guy who sets the pick that gets Milton open. He's going to be the guy gets the rebound off a miss shot. He's going to bring the ball up the quarter of the two, block that, like, what he does do.

I just thought they was being too hard on him, man. And he was like, he's the number two? How was Yonis the number two? That's the shit that, like, and we're all guilty of this. Like, I need a hot take. I need a hot take about this team. And it's like, he shut all that hot take shit down when he put 50 in a closeout game. And Chris Ball was not to be seen in the last four minutes of that fourth quarter.

He was down by six and four points. Nah, but you down by six and four points. That's when, if you're the best player in the team, you got to run it. And like Yonis did. Like Yon's not going home. Yon said, I'm putting up 50. I want to sleep my bed tonight. Yeah.

I'm not going back to hotel. We're not packing a bag. We're staying here right. That's it. That's what I loved about it. He put his will to. Jordan said, we only pack him one suit. Remember when they were going to Utah?

That's right. I only pack him one suit. That's right. Two games that's supposed to play in Utah. That's right. They're packing one suit. That's right. I mean, he enforced his will on every aspect of the court last man.

He's locking shots, you know. I just, I just, loved it. And I love the fact that he's a testament to regardless of what critics are saying, regardless of what opinions people have, you just keep doing the work until people don't got shit else to steal trap. He's a steel trap. Oh, this is the hotel. The Fister Hotel. That's what it's called? Maybe. Let me see it. The Fister Hotel? That's just green slime. T. Diddy will find a way to get on the microphone. No, she's doing what she pulled. That's produced.

That's it. Both the past. Produce a nice roadblock in our NBA conversation. Better right. But yeah, I think that, like, I think the criticism was always before, like, with a guy like Janus is,

can a guy who can't shoot jumpers? And I've said this about players. Like, can a guy who can't shoot jumpers be the best person on your team in a playoffs? Because during the regular season, you could put up these big games, but then, like, you saw what happened to Julius Randall with the Knicks, right?

Motherfucker was killing it every single game for the Knicks. And then in the playoffs, the jumpers not considering. And all of a sudden, shit falls apart. And that was always the issue with Yonis. It was just backup off him. He's not going to be able to shoot. That was, it was a tricky thing that kind of Rondo had to work around,

even though he did get a championship. But I guess two. Wait, did he get another one? You got one. Was he had one? Two. He was on the Lakers last. Yeah, too.

I hate seven footers that shoot three-pointers. That shit irks the fuck out of me. I'm not talking about the Kevin Durant's, Dirk and the Whiskey's. I'm talking about the Janus's and the Joelle Embedes. I hate that shit. Like, yo, you seven feet tall going to paint. And by the way, that's what I saw Yana's doing this playoffs.

Dominated. He definitely dominated. The game that turned everything around for them was when he didn't shoot no three-pointers against the Nets and he just was driving to the basket, dominating in the paint. Yeah. That's what I like.

Yeah. I guess the only knock that some people could have on them was, you know, they beat a depleted Nets teams. But what I try to explain to people is like, injuries are part of sports. That's right. Like, staying healthy is part of. of sport.

Like, there are some people who manage to stay healthy their whole career. That's a skill. Taking care of your body. That's right. Understanding what you need. Do you need rest? Do you need a game off? That's number one, actually.

Real talk. If you want to talk about making money, you spend three more years in the league, that's minimum $30 million more that you can make. Think about that. There's a guy that works for a team, buddy mine's on. And basically, he said this. The trainer goes up to the players and goes, if you give me one hour three times a week, I'll add three years to your career.

Wow. One hour, three, and he's just a trainer. They're going to work on, what is it, flexibility, they're going to work all these. Just give me one hour three times a week. I had three years. That's tens of millions of dollars. Who are not going to do it?

Investing in your life. People that can't see the future. Because I never even thought about it like that, but that makes all the sense in the world. Because we don't think about it. Because now, like, I don't know if you're dealing with this, but now I'm like, oh, fuck, my back is fucking hurt, my knee, this.

And I'm like, maybe if I stretched throughout my 20s, I wouldn't be feeling like shit now. You'll be like, feel like wax. I still got it. I dropped it loaded day. I dropped the loaded day. Really? Easily.

You stretch? No, I was just walking. Oh, and then just dropped it? Boom. Bows. Hit that shit one time. Really? That's all.

Where were you? Walking through the radio station just because. Ah. That's all happened. Did you shut shit down? Shut shit down. People just stop at that door? My fuck was like, oh, shit.

Now, all I heard was Nelly dropped down and get you in a lot of nowhere. Hey. I got it started playing out of nowhere. Hey. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. He's not talking. He's not talking.

I don't be lying. I ain't lied since this podcast started. What's driving? You went ass to the grass, bro. That's crazy, dog. That's what I'm saying. I didn't even know if you could do. I can't do that.

If I do that, I fall back. I saw you, I saw you, you had somebody on your back the other day and you was lifting it up. You look like you're about to die. Yeah, yeah, but I actually did it though. Akosh. Yeah.

But I couldn't go all the way to the ground. What's up with all these vowels? Why people got so much vowels in their name? We're not going to talk about how black people spell their names. A fucking apostrophe. and shit. It's the way you pronounce it, though.

I know he's like, Atosh. You know, come on the talk show, my name is, it's Leonard, Charlemagne McKelvie. Right? Ooh, you put your real name.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, it's wrong. And it's all about, it's about legacy at this point, right? So this is re branding? To be able to see that? Um, not necessarily rebranding. You think your kids

wouldn't recognize you? I just think it's better when they see I think it's dope when you see your last name on TV. You know what I'm saying? It's like, for me anyway. Like, they've been watching the breakfast club this whole time. I'm like, who is that mom?

Maybe. What fuck is that guy looks just like our dad. But it's just different, right? Like, if you're trying to, if you're trying to build, if you're trying to build, if you're trying to build. What the fuck is dad in the mornings, yo? Why's he never around, you know, it's crazy. If you're trying to build legacy, like, there's a reason you got Shope Studios. Yes, yes, yes, you know what I mean?

Like, if you're trying to build legacy, you want, it should be your last name. Like, Dame, Dame Dash should say the hustle for your last name, not just further. I just think it's dope to have a legacy. Now, you've said on this exact podcast, the exact opposite argument. What I say? You said something. Sometimes you want businesses that are bigger than you so you don't keep your name in the business. That's just me hosting, I'm hosting the show.

So it's a business. But it's inspiration because your kids will see that and be like, oh. I agree with that. I think that's cool. And I also- Studios are different too, I think. I guess to me it's like not only is it your studio, but not only for your kids, but also like your parents and shit. You know, like your parents are getting at a point where they're ready to leave this, you know, this earth.

And it's cool to know that they have lasting legacy. Yeah, to me it's part of breaking a generation of, cursing. You know what I mean? But I said all that to say, I'm putting the accent at the, in somewhere in Leonard. It's either going to be on the R or the D. Why don't you just go L, apostrophe, N-R-A-D?

Leonard. Yeah, Leonard. L-A-Posophy, N-R-D. So what does the apostrophe make it do? What? What does possum to do what? What do you say? What's the apostrophe? Apostrophe, I think it just makes you go, it's fancy. It's like garnish. It's like,

That little green shit you put on shit. And food you can't eat. But you can get rid of a- No, no, it's a conjunction, right? You can get rid of a letter. Really? Yeah. Did not is didn't.

No. Yeah. Okay, we're not talking about a posthof-hees there. They are is there. The shit Beyonce got. That's not an apostrophe. Oh. Accent?

Lenard. You put it over the A. Leonard. Leonard. Yeah, Leonard. Because the accent tells you to put the emphasis on that syllable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Leonard.

Leonard. Leonard. Well, just Leonard. Leonard. Why you keep doing that, bro? Because you keep doing that. Why you keep doing that? If you're racing the space?

You're dancing on baseball? Leonard. Leonard. You keep going higher? What do you think about the white boy big dick contest that's happening in space right now? Listen, everybody at your fucking wage. Yeah. When you see big dog billionaires doing big dog billionaires,

Sit your stupid ass down and watch them do what they do. I don't have an opinion on that. That's not in my tax bracket. Okay. I can't even... People who do that shit are hating. What do you mean? Fucking, man, he's spending his money going to his face.

The fuck I was he supposed to do it. $80 billion. Yeah. What would you do with $80? Think about it. You would try to make him sound rich and you just insulted him. How much you got? You got $200 billion.

You just called him a poor fuck boy. 80 billion. Better act your wage. You don't even know about this money I got over here. $200. $200 billion, man. Wow. I'm not mad at it.

I don't even... After the divorce, think about that. Gave his wife half, recouped it all, and made more. Gave Van Jones a $100 million yesterday. What? Yeah. Bro, he gave Van Jones and he gave the chef Jose $100 million. What do you mean?

What do you mean? It's part of some award. I can't remember. I think it's something type of civility award that Jeff Bates was doing that... But does he have to give it to other people? I mean, I'm down. He's giving him $100 million dollars. donate the whatever charities they want to.

Oh, fuck all that. Don't give me that money. I got to give the way. He can do it. I mean, you donate to me. I'll figure it out. If I'm Van Jones, I donate 10 million to my charity. Right.

Off top. Right away. Who's wax? And pay yourself a salary and then you just give the rest of it. Oh, yeah. That is how those rich motherfuckers do it. They have their charities that their kids are the ones of the CEOs of and they've getting paid a million dollars a year.

But they're really be doing the work, though. I mean, I can't, I mean, you know, with cut 50 and, you know, reform. He really does the work. So it's not like he's not doing the work. It's not like Jeff Bixel just pulled a random. Shout to you, Van. What do you think about it? About what?

Them, the big, big space contest. I just think it's so funny, dude. Like Richard Branson coming out of nowhere and taking his little kite up into this guy and trying to compete with these motherfuckers and like, oh, I'm going to get up there first, but he ain't really gets outer space. And then Bezos kind of getting the outer space, but he's not doing it the way Musk is doing it. But they weren't in space? They didn't kind of space.

There's a line that we were learning earlier on Flagrant's called, what was it? The Carmen line. And essentially, say what? So it's not a virgin. Nah, like, what is the Jay-Z? Me and the boy. You didn't break the Earth's hyman? Yeah, exactly.

Nah, they didn't break it. They ain't break it. I wonder why ain't no selfies, bro. Yeah, I ain't seen no... Where the selfies with the Earth behind you? They ain't even go. They just went up high. They didn't go.

In-Landed mad hard, son. You literally supposed to deliver packages for a little bit of... I think it's one more power to be in there. Beyond it with you? Yeah. Somebody got a headache. I don't think they was up to a day. I don't think they went there.

Yeah. I don't think so. I didn't go to space. I don't know. I'm with you. So you know what's funny? You know what they did? They just went up a little bit and then it was nighttime and we didn't know a difference.

Nah, if you just in the sky. They edited that space. Nah, I think they ran it out. They kept looping it. They kept looping it. Say what?

They kept looping it and making it keep going all the way up. Oh. So it looked like that. Because the shit don't make no sense. You would go all the way up in space. But then just drop down in a parachute? You're getting naked and put it by the pussy but don't put it in.

Yeah. Teasing. You're teasing. Like if you're already going up that high, you might as well go. Take the virginity. Yeah. I think they was in a studio or something sort.

I'm going to be honest with you. Because who, why are there no selfies with the earth behind you? Yeah. And also why do they have that, why did they bring that little ass kid? Did you hear what happened with that? No.

Like they had this 18 year old go up with them because the guy who initially like won the seat. Oh yeah, he gave, he, he was busy. He had a scheduling concert. The fuck you had to do. That's what I was. I want to know. The fuck you had to do instead of go to space, mother fucking.

But once again, stay out of rich people's business. So that's a big dick move right now. That's what I'm saying. Oh, Tuesday? Oh, y'all going Tuesday? Shit. That's what I'm saying. Damn, ma.

Whoever this is. I was supposed to go to bottom of the ocean on Tuesday, man. This dude had $28 million to drop on a seat in space and then said, I can't make it. I got a scheduling. Uh-huh. Give me a filler. Keep the deposit, bro.

A little 18-year-old up there. That's nuts, dude. I need to know who that guy is. I need to know who the fucking is, and I need to know what he was doing. So you tell me back in the day, all these years were able to get up there, and now they can't get up there

with all these guys with all this fucking money? Yeah. All these years back in the day, they talk about they went to space and all this type of shit. Yeah. How the fuck these rich motherfuckers can't get up there? They got more money, you know what I'm saying?

I think they've said satellite to space, not humans. No, I think we had humans in space, Charlotte. The reason I say that is because You watch, watch the MTV shit with the guy on the moon. Yeah. And then watch Buzz Armstrong. This is just racism. You're not used to white people jumping that high.

If it was, this is racism. If it was some black astronauts, you'd be like, yeah. They make a little bit more sense, though. But these white people jump to six feet there, you're like, fuck out of here, bro. Ain't no moon landing, dog. This is bullshit. I've been telling you out this for years, yo. You think?

The same shit. Really? I think they put satellites up there. I don't know if any... Nobody been up there yet. No, that's not true. Well, listen, I'm going to tell you something. I have a theory that we are the...

Oh, you said they put satellites up there. You know what I thought you said they pussy asses weren't up there. No, man. I was saying... I was like, that's Gucci right there. Man, them pussy ass wasn't up there, man. You know what I'm saying?

I said, no, they put satellites up there. I just, I think that we are the least intelligent life in all of the universe. Come on, yo. Earthlings. There's less intelligent life here on Earth. What do you mean? Fish. Oh, no, I'm talking about like, I'm talking about, I don't know what the word is.

Our combined IQ. I mean, like human-y. You guys. Oh, okay. People with brains and things. Everybody got brains, bro. Monkeys guys. People that can have babies.

Us, humanoid. We're just animals, dog. We're just monkeys, dog. animals. Here we are. We're the smartest monkeys. Well, I think out of our species in the whole universe,

we're the least intelligent. Which is saying a lot. Our species only exists here, bro. You don't think there's another like humanoid version? You think you're going to go to a different planet that they got Puerto Ricans? Yeah.

Might be. What's the planet that's full of gas? Oh, Saturn? That's where the Puerto Ricans around. Oh, no, because that's the car they drive. I don't know nothing, baby. That's right. Wax's fiance is Puerto Rican.

She knows. Oh, no, she know. They're very loud. Because you think about it, right? Mm-hmm. We have had unidentified flying objects. Yep. They just had a whole thing in Congress about a month ago where they presented all

information they knew about it. They didn't rule anything out. They didn't rule out whether it's extraterrestrial. They didn't know what the fuck it was. We're not doing that north of the planet. That shit's happening here. But we're not going nowhere else as far as we know. Well, we went to the moon.

We went to other places. Allegedly. Allegedly, bro. Allegedly, man. Look up the moon landing now, bro. It don't look. The graphics can be better. It looks like old superhero movies, man.

You know what it is? This is like there's just so much distance to travel to find something else. It's like if you're an aunt, like in order to find enough, let's say you get separated from your aunt colony. In order to find another ant, you know how long you're going to have to walk, dog? Even if it's just a city avenue. Really? You have to walk your whole life to do a city avenue, right? So that's the thing.

I think there's just too much space. Why do we think that about ants, though? Because it takes so long to go. Well, we're not on the ground. Say what? We're not on the ground, so we don't know, like, what they see. Like, I understand what you're saying, but they really might be really next to each other. We don't know.

No, no, there are ants next to which I'm saying if one got separated. Just to get down the street, it'll probably take a year. A year, yeah. So if we live till 1,000. years old, we could go super far on these space flights and then probably meet some other We're not living long enough. It takes three years to get the Mars. So imagine outside of this galaxy.

Obviously, there's nothing in this galaxy. So outside of this galaxy, then you're going to start to meet some other people. And that would take too long to go to, bro. Yeah. For our technology. For our technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe those other aliens live 2,000 years.

Yeah. Yeah. Are they got technology that gets them there faster? It's the difference between, like, racing somebody on a motorcycle versus a football. fucking scooter. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like,

what's the little street scooter you'd be riding? Yeah, don't don't just respect me. Wow. What? I got Carl Lewis. I don't respect my motorcycle.

Don't just show my motorcycle. So you saw that little, you just started to pull the hands. He got lights on that. He got lights on. No. I saw that shit. That was foul, bro.

That little street scooter. He just called my shit a little street scooter, bro. It's a huck cycle. It's a fucking electric motorcycle. Don't get it twisted. My bad. My bad.

My bad. The electric motorcycle. Fucking crazy. Crazy. But imagine a- This is talking crazy, right now by getting an accent, God forbid, they think I spilled

on a little fucking electric scooter on a-this-a-this-a-reel. This is a real-ass bike, bro. But imagine an electric scooter versus a Harlem. Like me, Raisin Taylor. Exactly. So I think that these other

other planet probably got some technology that gets them in a little quicker. If they do, they might have nothing. It might just be the beginning of life over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because life has the beginning at some point in time. So maybe it's the beginning of life over here. What if we all are bastard children from like some super duper extraterrestrial. I believe it. Like we all are side kids from the side chicks.

They come to earth. Sleep with the, you know, the earthling women. Yeah, this is, what is that shit in Jamaica where you just fuck people? That means, that means somebody was having sex with my mom? Say what? No, not your mom, but your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, yeah, they said it. They said it all. Absolutely.

Edenism, boy. We had some good times in hedonism. Did you? Yeah, we've been there twice. Yeah. How was that? I don't want to talk about it. All right, fair enough.

That's what you know it's good. Hey, that was, hey, that was Charlamagne, not Leonard. Oh. Lenard. Lenard. Who was that? Huh? Huh?

The same motherfucker you are right now. I'm a fiancee there. I'm a fiance. The same mother. No, I'm not. You're the same motherfucker you are right now. Don't do me like that. I'm the same guy I was back then.

Yes. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Yes. He said that with the biggest team smile. Who am I? Who am I? I say, I don't know, man.

Wax days are changed, man. Come on, stop, man. I've seen it. I mean, I... I don't know if we've seen it or not. We've been in the pandemic. No, I think you're changed, dude. Do you know how out of control I was?

Yes. I was there. Dude, what the fuck? How many trusting me? I didn't do shit. I don't do nothing. Last year was COVID, so that don't count. He's saving favor for two years.

Uh-huh. Yes. So you really've been favored for six months. Because COVID is a year and then six months this year. Well, COVID's still going on. So, I mean, even if I was ever even think about something like that, I'm never going to touch nobody right now. Well, last time you've been with another one.

Before June 1st, two years ago. Before June 1st. I know the time, the date and everything. So Memorial Weekend was a lot. Memorial Weekend, 2019, was a lot. Last time I touched another woman. How was that shit? Fire?

I can't even remember. And I said, told them the other day, I cannot remember head from another girl, pussy from another girl. I can't visualize shit. What? I can't really, I can't, I can't, like. You can't even visualize? I can't visualize.

I can't tell you how I felt. Let me tell you why that's bullshit. Okay. Why it don't even matter. Go ahead. He couldn't, he couldn't remember majority of these women names. Okay, you right. So I can't even tell you.

I can't tell you. I can't tell you. His whole phone was filled with stupid shit like, Snickers. Kroger's. You know what I mean? All the places that I've seen the girl at or something. Or she had red shoes, brown hair, glove on it or something.

I knew he was wilder when I, when I saw syphilis and he had it spelled like, he had it spelled like S-I-T-H-A-F-Lis. I'm like, who the fuck is Sif. I'm like, so you know, I can't, I already know what the hell that is. Exactly. What? No idea. I told you I had a yeast infection.

You had a yeast infection? Yeah. Wait, what? That's it. You got to, I think you need a pussy to have a yeast infection. I had a yeast infection before. You know, it was just part. In your dick?

It was pus coming out of his penis. This is so long ago, baby. I don't know why you did this. You know how crazy it is? You got pus coming out your penis, but you think it's a yeast infection? That's what the doctor said. The doctor said I had a yeast infection. What doctor did you go to Huxstable?

Suisse. Dre. Right. McStuffins. No, for real, because there's a premier, a couple of my guys, we all had the same thing. They said that we are...

Whoa. No, I'm this time. We said we put our meat in yeast. So, evidently, the girl had yeast infection, and we all dealt with the girl. You know what I'm saying? And you guys didn't rub her up or nothing? I was like 15, 16 years old.

You are a liar. What was that, man? I was in his 30. Early 30s, late 20s. Why would you laugh like that? Hold on. That was me. Yo, this guy is crazy.

I remember when you had the SDD. When? You was talking, you were saying it. Hold on, hold on. Maybe you had a conversation about me having an SDD. How would I notice? I talk about it all the time. That's my point.

You, and this wasn't no 15. So I wasn't out of college with an STD? You was using your 20s. 20s, early 30s easily. Come on, stop, man. What was I? I was in college? Huh?

Was I in college or no? I don't remember if you were in college. It was before college. No, it was not before college. What the hell I get, Miami? I went to right out of college, I went to Miami, and then I came here. I damn sure ain't get shit here, and I damn sure ain't getting nothing to Miami. No, no, no, this was because I remember when he was like burning.

Yeah, exactly. He's going to the bathroom and be like, ugh. And he never used to want to tell me at first, right? So I'll be like, you what the fuck going on? He'd be like, ah, somebody put some crazy shit in the toilet. You know what I'm saying? So I won't be thinking, I'm like, how come every time wax walking the star

is somebody else shit in the toilet? Yeah, listen, man. And then he finally just admitted it. Like, man, doctor said I got a yeast infection. Okay. Oh, God, Taylor. How long did you have it? No, how long did it?

No. I just have one. It's not, too, how did you have it, you guys? It made me for three days because it took me the balls enough to even hit to my, one of my other boys like, yo, listen, I think something going on because I woke up the next morning and I had a mask, yeah. And that's how you know, that's how you know when a man, because I always tell girls. What is a mask?

I'm going to tell you, that's the doctor. I'm talking doctor talk right now. You get COVID? No, I'm talking doctor talk. That's what doctor said. The doctor said, when you ever you get a mask or so, I always tell girls. What's a mask? I'm going to tell you, when the girls, you think.

pre-come is not. Go like the sit-man, squeeze it, and go like this, pull it up. If it too much come out, his man got a bus pipe. But you had a bunch of discharge on your pipe. I had a discharge on it. See what I'm saying? So when I go to sleep, when it leaked,

no, for real. It's called a bus pipe. So when you sit there... No doctor told you this. Yes, it is. No doctor would say, hey, you got a bus pipe. You got a bus pipe, bro.

Your shit is leaking. I mean, you got something wrong with you. I'm so glad you got health insurance now. I was going to. That was that was out of you. You got a busted pipe? Yeah, but that's what he called. So whenever you do that, you ever see that?

So when you grab the meat and then you pull it up. If you squeeze it up, you'll see too much that's discharge. It came out. But it's just like pus, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So whenever you go to sleep, it always leak out. You see a draws, a little sticky or something that means you got an STD. So mine, when I want you to the bathroom, that shit was pissing all over the place.

You know what I'm saying? So I went to call my, yo, who else did like, yo, my shit fucked up too. Perfect. Meet me down to the clinic. You know what I'm saying? We all was up in there, got the clinic. That's why they told you got a busted pipe, the clinic. He went to the clinic. I'm not going to the doctor and my mom will find out. Where was the clinic at?

I think we went to tips of care or something like that. Where at though? It was in Jersey. Oh, okay. It was all of us. I don't want to call it by name out, but it was all of us. Did you guys look kind of gay going in together and sharing an SDD? We didn't even know what gay was back in the day.

No? No, I really didn't. It was like not too many. We knew them, but it was like, we didn't really, like, care. It was like, wasn't that, it wasn't, like, out there. You shouldn't care now. I don't, but I'm just saying, like, back of the day, if you was, you was more like hiding it.

Right now, everybody's out. So that's why it's more of a conversation. We knew somebody was gay. It was, like, behind his back, like, oh, you get gay. He always been girls, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, yeah. People were a lot more intolerant to homosexuality back then, especially in the hood.

Yeah, so it was more of this, like, Oh, yo, this girl, stuff like that. But yeah. Yeah. So anyway, go get checked, guys. You know what I'm saying? Did they pinnicillin shot? Doesn't penicillin kill syphilis?

What is that penicillin? I forgot what they gave me. I mean, you just go and they'll tell you. They'll shoot you. Yeah, you don't have to tell them what the media. Side of my leg. That, because you had a, never mind. It wasn't no yeast infection.

It was syphilis. You had syphilis? No, I didn't have syphilis. How you know the symptoms? You just described syphilis to everybody. Have you had it? That's what I'm saying. I've never had a CD in my life, thank God.

So how do you know what the symptoms is? Huh? How do you know what the symptoms is? I don't, but... How are you telling me? I'm like, I'm not... You know, I'm not... I'm not trying to do you.

I'm not... I'm not having STD. If I did, I tell y'all. Google symptoms of syphilis. It's almost said the same thing. No, Google's symptoms of syphibis. That should sound like chlamydia, for real, though. Man, it's like your nose running.

It could be mad to him different things. That's why. Man, no, man. If pus is coming out your penis, something wrong. If your nose is running, it's like five different things, right? Okay, syphilis is a rash. The rash, see, no rash. Okay, go to chlamydia then.

See, you don't go to... No, just put pus out of penis. What? Put pus, P-U-S-S out of penis, Alex. Oh, fuck up my eyes. Gonorrhea usually appear within two to five days of infection. However, it may take up to one month. That's what you had gonorrhea.

Male sense. What about something else? Do a yeast infection for a man. Burning sensation during urine. I was it. And I didn't have a burning. You had to discharge or pus from penis. It was just the plus.

Maybe yellow, green, or white in color. It was clear. That may resemble a mask. Yeah. It said that? Yes. I ain't going to read it, but it said that. Go to what this Plydea.

I don't know what this Plydea. Go to what that's a comedian. Put on that one. Go down. No, go down. Right there. Right there. So what does the chlamydia discharge look like?

Clemody discharge is other yellow in color and has a strong odor. A symptom that from the co-occurred with this is discharge. If I had yellow, I tell you I was real. You had discharged, bro. What color was it? Go to a man-use infection. Go to man-use infection. What color was it?

What was you looking at, dude? What color was it discharged, wax? You remember? It was clear. It was clear. It was clear. You wouldn't see it. No, it was clear for real.

Oh, God. No, I had that. What is that meat right? there. Man, yeast infection. Wax ain't had no damn yeast infection, man. Wax had chlamydia, a gonorrhea, man.

I think you're agonaria, bro. How did we even get here? What road did we turn down? Baby, I don't know if that hell happened either. Waxed S.D. Boulevard. It's not cool. You just offered it. Why did you say?

What happened? You said something that you knew I had and I said it was not true. Oh, dude. Puerto Ricans. Al, get this off of the fucking scene. Hey, guys. This is the brilliant idiots podcast.

Okay, if you've never tuned in this podcast before, this is how this shit goes, all right? Imagine finding out you had gonorrhea from listening to the podcast. Exactly. I got pus in the mask on my pick, too, though. I'm sure one of our lists is definitely woke up and had that pee thing.

I never heard of that. It was out of control. It's just a mask over your shit. I don't even know about this mask thing. It's a mask, bro. The mask is just dried up on pus. So when you pee, the hole is clogged. So it was like,

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens after you fuck sometimes, though, like to come to stay. You're supposed to watch you meet. You're supposed to piss afterwards, right? Oh, I think, yeah. Yeah, if you're not, though. Yeah, if you're not. Listen, salute to Meek.

Meek said he wants to make therapy cool for the black community. Nope. That's really dope. I appreciated that because I told Meek a few years ago, I think he should go to therapy, and he said he wanted to go, you know? Why didn't he go? Somebody asked me a great question. They say, why do we got to make?

I think he might have won. I don't know if he did or not, but he said he wanted to do, like, a therapy interview. But somebody said, why do we always got to make things cool in order for people to embrace them? I think that's everything. Yeah, everything. Like, everything. Everything has to be made cool for people to embrace them. And the person that said it to me, they was like, yo, they said black people.

I don't even think it's a black thing. It's a world thing. Yeah. Fuck. What happened, man? Spill the water over the bike. Spill it on my fucking shirt. God.

But I think it's a world thing. I think across the world you have to... Is this how you were doing it back in the day? He definitely was. Wiping that mask off. You got a fucking yeast infection on your mic. Wiping that mask off. I think you got to make anything cool for people to do it.

Anything. Yeah, it just becomes the easiest way to digest it and pass along. I mean, that's why they ask juvenile and fucking... hilarious. Manny fresh to make Vax that ass up. That's why they got Olivia Rodrigo, whatever, like telling people to wear a mask or whatever it is, they're just like, okay, if we can make it cool, then these kids will have for them.

Yeah, I wonder about that, though. Gras yet. I wonder about that. I think that might turn people off, bro. Yeah, because it's like so obvious that they're just trying to. Yeah. When it comes to pop culture, we know it.

Yeah, people might know you now, but will these same kids come out and vote for you? And will the older base that already does come out and vote? Will some of them get turned off by your fucking pandering? You know what I mean? They see it a million miles per hour. Yeah. I'm saying. Yeah.

And I mean, listen, whatever works, you know, because we're sitting here discussing that you got to make, you know, things cool in order for people to do them. But, man, I just think that sometimes, man, some of these issues are way too serious. You know what I mean? To make cool. Sometimes you have to just let people know the urgency of the situation.

Well, it's either, like, cool or fear. Fear. Or the tactics, right? It's like, this is the thing that everybody, wants to do and you're going to get laid or you're going to meet your husband if you do it or it's you're going to die yeah those are the two options you're going to die because basically telling somebody like hey this won't help you at all do you want to do it yeah like no why would i inconvenience to myself yeah like it needs to be high stakes and that's the shit with the vaccine at least like yeah but they're not

making it just as crazy as it sounds with the vaccine they're not making it seem like life of death yeah it's like you get it if you don't they're not making it seem like life it seemed like yeah like I don't know. They're making it seem like... They went away. They're making it seem like you're inconveniencing everybody. Even though you see all of these people die, but they still make it seem like,

you're just inconveniencing people. Get the shots so we can get back to work. Get the shots we can start going to these concerts. Yeah. Get the shots to the world. Do you ever act like you got it? Like you're in certain places, certain environments and stuff like,

did you ever act like you got the shot too because you ain't got your mask on or whatever the case? I wear my man. Yeah, me too. Certain places I'll be looking at everybody. I'm like, damn. All everybody talk about they got the shot. And I'd be like, I ain't got the shot, but I don't say nothing.

I heard Michael Blackson said to cold this shit because he didn't lie about having the vaccine. I said, Michael, are you vaccinated? He said, I got the car. I said, no, no, no, are you vaccinated? I got the car, shawley. I got the car. I'm okay. That's the best answer.

If you're not vaccinated, I got the car. That's the best. That's the best answer. Isn't that what that mean? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, you got the car. I got the card.

I got the card. You got the card too, Alex? Yeah, I'm going to get the card. You don't got the vaccine, though. I got the card. I got the card. I got the card. Listen, let's pay some bills, man, and come back, and I want to ask you all about a

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Hey, the infamous tour, man. I thank you guys so much for getting tickets to all these shows. We're going to be in Omaha this Friday and Saturday, by the way. A few tickets left. Go to DeAndrethorsela.com to get those. Then we got Charlotte in a couple weekends, and then we are starting these crazy theaters, man. I'm really excited.

Oh, dude, yeah, it's crazy. Big Hezzy. We were doing some theaters before you. I'm shamping it. Now the theaters are open. They weren't open because of the pandemic. But yeah, these venues are just fucking crazy, man. I mean, just massive.

Like the Dallas, Houston. I mean, it's so cool. It's so cool. Chicago Theater. We're doing two. We added another show in San Francisco as well. Another one in Chicago. You figure out which one you want to go to?

Yeah, you guys got to pull up. We got four at the Orphium. in LA, man. So, uh, when is LA? Uh, when is LA out? I'll tell you right now.

It's, uh, August, uh, October joins. October is when I'm, I want to pull up the one. You can be, you're still gonna be on October?

I mean, Vegas. Ooh. We're doing the Venetian theater in Vegas. Ooh. When is that? October 2nd.

Oh, we're in there. I mean, that's going to be a wild weekend. And that's the only show that we had that weekend. So we're going to make a whole weekend out of it. We could, we could have some fun there.

That might be the one. We can't tell you a different situation now. We can't have too much fun. Oh, no, we can have fun. What happens in Vegas? Stays in Vegas. God damn lie. That's the way.

Wax got that disease. He don't know what the fuck. No, that's bullshit. You remember what happened in Vegas? I do remember crazy ass. Isn't that my fault? That was all your fault. What, how was my fault?

I get it. Yeah, it wasn't all your fault, but there was part of it. It is your fault for being a white woman magnet. Yeah. All right. White women are drawn to wax. Yes. It's weird, like a muff to a flame.

Yes. What? I'm serious. I don't know what to say. It's the truth. I'm going to therapy. No, he really is, though. He's going to therapy.

He's going to couple therapy, too. I'm happy for him. Pre-marital counseling. Oh, really? Yeah, it is. Do you ever do it? No, but I should and I would. You have to.

Yeah. Yeah, why, why? I don't know. I've never done. But you know what they're doing? I just snatching off old band-aids and see if it's help. No, they're not. I told you that before.

Oh, like the wound was never healed. That's the problem. You put a bandaid over something that wasn't healed. You should have treated it first. You got to put some neosporin in there. So is that what she's doing? They treat in the wounds right now. Treat the wound.

That's right. That's why we hollering the screen. That's right. You put a bandaid over a wound that was not healed. And so that shit turned pussy and green and it's a mask over it. And now you've got to peel that wound off and clean that shit up and then put the bandaid back over and get to a place of real healing. That's where you had right.

The second one, the first one was like really bad. And the second one wasn't bad at all. That's what I'm telling you. Yeah, it wasn't this bad. The second one was like, I know how to shut up and listen and lose me. I won. And if I won, I'm going to pay for winning. Ah.

I learned that. What happened? Ah. Now, if you win, you want to pay for winning. So you need to lose. So you can win. That's one of the 48 laws of power. You never want to win by.

argument. Because if you win our arguments, you really didn't win. You lost. You lost. Yeah, yeah, because the other person is going to resent you, whatever, whatever. I don't know. Listen, if she went, I'm not going to resent her. But I guess that's the thing.

Like, y'all shouldn't even be fighting. It's a tag team. You know what I mean? That's what I think people got in. But that's how I come at it. I always want to be a tag team. I'm like, we're a party. We against every motherfucker bike.

We against the dogs. Yeah, but you've got to be willing to listen. Men, a lot of us, I'm not going to generalize. But a lot of times, men, we want things to be our way. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? All the way on the highway. Women want that too, though.

No, no, no. That's our situation. It's the woman's way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you win, listen, we have a structure base. Our shit sucks. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I really, we're there to get stepped on.

I like a base. I love a woman structure. That's why with my companies, I have women running my companies. Like, I love, but my wife runs the house. Yes, great manager. Like, you talk about build a team around Janus? Yeah. Build a team around the man.

And a team that we all complement each other. You know what I'm saying? That's what I like. That's the way it should be. Are you saying that women are role players? No, I think we're all, because to your point, what you said about Yon is, Yon has dropped 50, but he's still with a role player, when you're setting them blocks on them screens? He played his role.

He wasn't a role player. Role player. Everybody got that role. Everybody got a fucking role. The steak got his role, the mass potatoes got his role, but what's really the sides? The role. All right. And some people treat sides like maine.

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And you got audio, so that's what I do now. You got to watch this. You got to listen to it. You got to read it. August 3rd. Amazing tale. Anita's sister actually read the book, but August 3rd, it'll be how you can pre-ordid now.

Also, make sure you grab Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency, How to Win in the Country We've built. That's available everywhere now, best-selling book. I told you Comedy Central show, The God's Honest Truth, that premiered the September 17th at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central, executive produced by myself, Stephen Colbert, Aaron Magruder,

and my girl, Rachel Edwards is an EP as well, as well as showrunner. And just go to the black effect.com, you know what I'm saying? Make sure you subscribe to the podcast that we got on the network, man. God is good. And I also want to salute Ad Week. I want to salute Ad Week, and I want to salute CNBC. Ad Week, they did an article on me about the end of May.

And the headline was America's next top mogul. And I just appreciate that because they highlighted like all of the things that I would do I was doing. You know what I'm saying? And a lot of times people don't, you know, pay attention to that. But the article is essentially about how, you know, I've created all of these verticals that are empowering other people. You know what I mean? And honestly, that's what it's about. That's, to me, that's just, that's the narrative always. That's what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to be of service to other people. So anything that you see me do is not self-serving at all. It is, you know,

for the benefit of a whole lot of other individuals. And CNBC, they did an article this morning, just announcing that, you know, I'm doing the show with Stephen Colbert, and they talked about my growing media empire and the different verticals. So thank you, CNBC. Thank you, AdWeek, for highlighting that.

It felt good. I mean, it always feels good to be seen. Some recognition. Yeah, we got to, like, we got to stop acting, like, it don't feel good to be seen. Yes, it feels good to be seen. Yeah. Yes.

I don't need, it's not like we need validation, but it does feel good to be seen. I do. We do. Can we admit that for one? Yeah, I'm doing right now because I have, I've been faithful for two years, y'all saying fuck that. I'm not applauding you for what you're supposed to do.

I get it, but come on. If I'm doing it and I'm doing it well, give me some type of flower. Give me one. And I'm the boogey guy who've been faithful for six years. Yeah. Your little measly, too, catch up. Come on.

All right. Catch up. All right. But you know, how I was, I was, though. You can't give me, give me 30. Oh, my gosh. I know how you was so much that I don't believe it.

That's so bad. But I'm siding with Carla, however it go. I'm telling you that right now. I heard him on the phone earlier. Like, you better be, I'm like, yo, you better not be talking to no side chick, bro. I'm telling call her. And I'm telling. Really?

I'm absolutely telling. You got to save people. Listen, you got to save people from their self. You know what I'm saying? You got a good woman. You got a child. You know what I'm saying? You got a beautiful second son.

How would you tell Carla? Carla, this motherfucker cheating. His name of my phone is really don't tell him. Paula, how soon can you get to L.A.? Carla, it would be nowhere. I'm just saying, Carla, how soon can you get to Miami? Carla, you know what a Rocksie Hotel happened in New York? What's going on?

I'm telling you. Wild boy. Wild boy. You gotta save. This is a wild boy right here. You gotta save people from their selves. I'm not doing nothing. I'm okay.

How soon do you think she'd be able to get to the Roxy Hotel? Oh, it all depends on how much. How fast the Saddam's gold? How fast can them Saddam's go? They don't know. How much you Puerto Rican? How fast them Saturdays go? Saturn's only came in one color, right?

They go fast. They go fast. The Saturners only came in one color, right? That like, champagne goldish. Nah, no, they got a burmese. They got a burmese. That a emergency one? Wait, hold on.

So what would happen? If you called her and you were like, yo, he's cheating. He's in the Roxy right now. You think she would drive into the city? She was going to drive through the hotel. Right into the coffee shop. It's gone.

Listen, everybody see who she is? Nobody's going to say nothing. Everybody going to turn it. If she went through the Roxy with the car, they're going to still turn it. Oh, that's wax. If they know I'm upstairs, everybody will shut the fuck up.

That's right. Mine die business. You know what I'm saying? If a girl, your girl runs up on you and your girl tells everybody this motherfucker was cheating on me, I bet you everybody will mind this business. Shut the fuck up.

I bet you. Everybody will tell you. That's on you, bro. That's on you. We ain't got nothing to do it then. You know what I'm saying? I would appreciate if y'all didn't do this in the hotel, but I ain't got nothing to do with this.

I'm telling, we two grown for this shit. Yeah. At our age. Yeah. Got time for this shit, man. Grow up, man. Grow up. Grow up.

Grow up. Grow up. Stay out of Roxy. Stay out of Roxy, don't let me in a lot. Stop, man. Don't let me in a lot. Stop. Why are you in a Roxy for what? What do you get in?

They got good food. They got good. Yeah, I go there. I make sure they're good. You know what I'm saying? It's just, like, a second home. Don't just take me away from them. I remember I was staying at the Roxy ones and they got a, there's an old guy that does the,

uh, what's it called? The room service and shit like that. Mm-hmm. He cleans up, right? And, um, I was leaving a hotel. And I was leaving my room. And he goes, uh, he goes, uh, happy Thanksgiving. And I go, all right.

I mean, it's a little early. But that was like four months before Thanksgiving. I was like, so I look at him and I go, happy Thanksgiving, bro. That's cool. And I keep on walking. And he kind of looks at me confused. I'm like, the fucking, right. Like, you just say, happy Thanksgiving to me.

I'm going to say happy Thanksgiving to you. That's normal. And then I took another couple steps and I was like, oh, he said housekeeping. He said, he said, he said. He said He said, I was keeping, and I look right in his face. And I said, like, think of it from his perspective. Think of it.

Think of it from his perspective. He's like, happy Thanksgiving. He goes, housekeeping. And I look at him and I go, happy Thanksgiving, bro. He was just as confused as you were. Yes, he's training in confusion. He's like, Thanksgiving is four months from now. The fuck you say, every day's Thanksgiving.

Me, weirdo. No, it's probably. He was probably listening to the podcast and it was like, I always wondered why Andrew told me. Yeah. Now I understand. Come on my guys in there. Everybody in there, man.

He holds us down for real. No, I love Deroxie. I met M.C. Hammond and the Roxy one night, man. Really? Yeah, it was when Hurricane Sandy hit New York. And we all had to stay at the Roxy. And he was there too.

And we got into this whole conversation about tech and everything else. And that's not really how big Hamer was in the tech world. I don't know if people know that. Yeah. But Ham was like a big deal in the tech world. He invested in Twitter, like, super early. Like, he's a big player in Silicon Valley. So salute the hammer.

We had ESTG on Breakfast Club. I know you like rap shows. If you never check the ESTG out, you should. He's dope. He signed the Yogi, CMG. And do you have the clip? Yeah, let's play the play the play the play. ESTG.

What does that mean? I forgot what EFTG is doing for. ESTG. Did you ask him? I did, but I don't remember what the answer was. Instilled. Established? You're doing music, you can't really be like that.

You got to like. Hold on, let me swear it. The question, this is the breakfast, this is from the breakfast club. And the question we asked, can you ask your girl to take a pick of you and your favorite artist? Okay, hit it. It be, you know, when you're doing music, you can't really be like that, you got to like. Somebody won't want to come take a picture. Like, we're just standing outside now.

Man, walk up with this girl, like, when we take a picture, like, then you want, you want your girl to take a picture up. You can't be like that, though. You can't be like that with people. Like, people really be. But I don't be knowing so when I'm going to. My friend, that ain't crazy. You don't think that's crazy? No.

Like, I would never get my business. Crazy. But they would think about it. It's a little while. You ride to you all day long. And I would never get my older phone. I'm talking about to take a picture of me. And then I don't.

You're going to get a lot of there, though. I'll get a lot more. I just ain't it. I was a same thing. But so when I came my birthday, Ben, If she'd be like, babe, take a picture of me and him, that's even worse. I feel like I'd be like, hey, baby, getting in a picture with him. I'm going to take a picture, y'all.

You feel me? Like, that's a girl thing. You mean the artist. Like, yeah, baby, you got the boom. I made sure you got a picture with that. But imagine somebody never think they're going to meet you in person and they happen to run into you. And you're like, I got a captain.

You got to readjust it. I'm with my girl. I'm with my father. Hey, go take this picture. That's cool. I ask my cameraman, like, here, can you take the picture of me in him? I'm not giving the phone to my. Girl, like, take it.

No, I see what you saying. No, I see what you saying. Me and this man's great to take a picture. Come on. You take it. Who's a man that inspires you? Like, somebody you see and you're like, man, that's somebody that inspires me. You got it?

Okay, so before you knew God. No. No, I'm not doing it. I think you got to just up. Right? Okay. Now, if you couldn't understand what the SDG was saying? I could barely until the end.

Yeah, explain it. What he's saying is if you and your girl are the. together. Yeah. And you see a notable figure, somebody that you're into, an athlete, celebrity, politician, whatever, whatever. You can't give your girl the phone and say, you'll take a picture of me and this man. Okay. Because he's basically saying that, you know, your girl will be looking like, well, why am I with you? I should be with the person you want to take a picture with. She might not be into that person. She might hate him. Let's discuss. I, you know, I... It's possible. I see where he's coming out. I'll be getting out with it, but the table was

Pops. Who's Pops? Pops from Friday. John Willispoon? Yeah. Yeah, you should definitely take that picture. I took, I took a picture with him. Okay.

You know what I'm saying? But if I was with my girl... You know, God bless the day. Yeah, I know. What happens? Just making sure. I don't know. Talk about to say something wrong about the day.

You didn't say God bless the dead. RIPP. Yes. Mr. Bing, bang, bang. Yeah. It's, um, yeah, I wouldn't say nothing. You know what I'm saying?

I'll take that picture with him. But it was somebody like a, I like MC Hammer. But John, John, God bless the dead, he wouldn't be a threat to you. Because let's be clear, this whole conversation is rooted in fragile legal. Yes.

It is. Like we can, we can, That's what I'm trying to get up with me. It's rooted in insecurity. Hey, babe, I really admire that guy. But it's nobody I admire like this, so I wouldn't even say it like. No, there's people I admire like that.

But see, that's the other thing too, right? Jesus. I understand what ESDG is coming from, right? But if you admire that person, you wouldn't probably already knows that. Yeah, but this is assuming your girl, Well, yes. You know what I'm saying?

100%. But this is also assuming that like, your girl doesn't like you. Like, if your girl loves you, she loves you, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If your girl's into you, like, yeah. Like, you ever have your girl be like, say some shit to you and be like, oh, you think I'm the shit?

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realize you thought I was this nice. No, I didn't get it. You know, like, what's it called? I don't know. Al was, we can't say, cut it. But the thing about the guest pass or whatever it is, the whole pass. talk about that. Oh, yeah. But your girl gave you a hall pass out? Yeah. Yeah. Boy,

don't you take that goddamn hall pass. That's a bait. That's a bait, man. Basically, she gave me a hall pass when we first met Rihanna and thinking I'll never meet her. And now ASAP moved into the floor from my studio. And so now she's trying to take it back because I bumped into Rihanna twice already. But she thinks she thinks, what camera does your girl? What camera should I look at to tell? No, but that's what he's saying. It's like, she thinks I'm dope enough to pull Rihanna. Oh. That's what he's saying.

So, like, when your girl loves you so much, she thinks that you can fuck any girl in the world. Yeah, I have orgies every time I fly out. Exactly. So if your girl loves you that much, she's not even thinking about the fact you want to take a picture of that, man. She's so in love with you.

She's looking at that man, like, wow, how lucky is he gets to take a picture of my boyfriend? I'm glad, you, I had the gun off safety ready to kill that. No, you're trying. Tell me. I tell Alex put him in perspective. When Alex put him in perspective, I'm like, Oh, okay, all right.

I'm right. I know my limitations. I know my limitations, trust me. I know what about limitations? No, you never know. Priana's limitations. Rihanna got a standard. I'm not saying that you're not a dope dude, Alex,

but it's Brianna. Yeah. I don't know why. Why can't... You're right. I'm going to be honest with you. You're right. You're right.

You never know. Yeah, you're right. I see some strange shit happening in my day. What's not why is it strange? My whole life was strange. My whole life was strange. I overachieved in that department My whole life

No, you're right, you're right You're right You're right You're right Anybody can get it anybody, man Listen You're absolutely right You never know what happened

Maybe her cat died No, you're right Her cat died And then maybe Rihanna's cat died And she's real down She's one of a little company Yeah Don't you know

You hit your toe You can't really think straight That's also She could hit her toe She could hit her foot Right on something And then you could have been the first person that she saw. Yeah, man.

Or you might make her actually feel loved and appreciated and value. Probably asking her how her day was going. Nobody would have to ask her. That's right. You might make her laugh, you know what I mean? You might have deep conversation with her. You know what I mean? Like anything, you never know.

I've seen some. Yeah, man. I've overachieving that department in my life. She could also think you're ludicrous. That might be most likely. But I move you. When I move you. When I move you move.

Just like that. But no, listen, I understand what ESTG is coming from. For sure. But it's ego. Yes. It is what it is. It's fragile ego and it's insecurities. Because I didn't, you know, I didn't been there in certain situations.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, it might be a guy that you know you've heard your girl say it's attractive. Like, you know, an artist or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah. Fuck all that. Yeah, that's right. And when I see him, word up.

But that's what I don't understand. But listen. You know what I'm saying? You know how many guys came to me and said, hey, yo, my girl want to have sex with you. Oh, my girl like you, why don't take a picture with it. And I'm like, that's stupid. That's stupid.

That's the type of nigg is the STG talking about. That's great. And she was excited to take a picture and stuff with me. And I'm like, kind of. That is ridiculous. What's going on? Let me see. We got to set up Taylor from AOL.

Is there a difference? I don't understand. Tell me... What about them? Oh. Now I was talking about one of our homeboys, and I used to always be like, you'll stop being so hype when you around Diddy, bro.

Why? Why? I didn't used to be too hype. But, but... He just used to be too hype around Dillet. Like, why are you so like, yo, relax, you know? Because I think that that's a turnoff. If I was, if I was Ditty,

I'd be like, yo, this dude is like, you too extra around me. You know what I mean? Like nobody wants the extraness around him. Because to your point earlier about people like Rihanna and them, they want to be treated regular. Yes. They just want to cool out.

You know what I mean? Their life is that already. That's right. That's right there sitting around. You know, got to start haul them shaking and, you know what I mean? Just randomly humming. I'll be missing you. Like stupid shit, you know what I mean?

Like, you know, anybody got some rock? I love you to Rock right now. Come on Jesus with a rock. What I got to tell you fuck? What's up? He tried it. She rock shirts. You know what I mean?

Like, Ben. He's wild. Like, yo, yeah, no, yeah, I agree. Artist don't deserve no money. Like, what the fuck? Like, this junk shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, just stupid shit.

Like, calm down, bro. Yeah, just be regular. Yeah. Breathe, man. That's all. That's all. And not breathe stretch shake. So, yeah, I get it.

It's just rooted in insecurity. Did you see Tom Brady? I guess we're in the shit you won't care about next week. Did you see Tom Brady at the White House? Yeah, it's funny. That shit was scripted as fuck. Yeah, of course. It didn't look great there at one point.

We were seven and five struggling a little bit, as the president alluded to. But we found our rhythm. We got on a roll. Not a lot of people, you know, think that we could have won. And in fact, I think about 40% of the people still don't think we won. I understand that. You understand that, Mr. President? Yeah.

And personally, you know, it's nice for me to be back here. We had a game in Chicago where I forgot what down it was. I lost track of one down and 21 years of playing. And they started to call me Sleepy Tom. Why would they do that to me? He had written jokes. That's who's Connie? Why?

It's funny. You're the goat. What do you want him to do? And it sounded like the White House staff wrote him. Yeah, but he's the goat at football, not in public speaking. What do you expect on this guy? The guy gets hit in the head and concuss for a living. It's a surprise he remembers anything.

He gave it away because he said the thing about whatever. Oh, Biden. Yeah, yeah. He had a 40% before he even got the punchline off. He was already looking at Joe, like, now you gotta laugh because when the president laughs, everybody else will laugh. Yeah. Then he turned around and gave Joe a shot to him a sleepy time.

I'm like, oh, man, get the fuck. Come on. Is this supposed to be funny? Hello? You're not supposed to laugh, but he's supposed to laugh because it's corny. Yeah, it's corny. I'm the seventh time Super Bowl champion. You're lucky I'm even here.

What fuck? I'm writing no stupid-ass jokes to tell. I'm terrible. You should have wrote them shit. I would love to have written him some jokes. They'd be a little different. And if you're going to snap, snap, you snap. You snap jokes for, like, presidents that are cool.

Right. That was Barack. You snap, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like Biden. No. It's like, why? Who cares?

Like. Well, y'all voted for him. I did. I voted for Kamala, but, you know. You voted? I voted to get Trump out. Yes. I think most people do.

Yeah. I'm going to always, I'm going to vote my interest from here on up. If the folk counts. You know what I mean? I don't know what's going to happen with that, you know, but we shall see. What else we got? Oh, rest of peace, Bismarkey, man.

Oh, man. Yeah, man. Rest and peace, Bizi Mawkes. Oh, baby you. That was a, Biz was a brother who always led with love. I never saw Biz in a bad mood ever. And Biz was one of those people. He made you feel seen and special.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Last time I saw Biz, we was in Charlotte. We was in Charlotte. It was NBA All-Star weekend. Yeah, that was the weekend I interviewed Alan Iverson and Russell Westbrook and Joelle Embed

and we was walking down the street and Bids was standing in the street. He actually posted that on his Instagram. I saw it the other day somebody sent it to me. So rest of peace to Bids, man, he was a really, really good brother. He never got the chance to interview him either. But it was weird because he would always hit me in Envi up, hit our phones and just, you know, talk about certain stuff.

But I don't think he never did breakfast. Club. Yeah. Really good dude though. Yeah, RIP, man. Yeah, bro. What else we got? What else we got?

What do you think about the, like, L.A. mask mandate was about to pop off? I don't think they should have ever stopped the mask man. Yeah, for real. Really? No. But why? Too early.

Because people who still got COVID. Only the people who didn't get vaccinated. Man, even getting vaccinated, you can still get COVID? Yeah, but not as much. People saying that, but I care. Two people I know that had got it got COVID right now. And they had got that's right. Yeah, but it doesn't kill you.

Your body can't cope with it much. One of Duval's partners got double Vaxed and got hospitalized last week. And I think that's the next thing we're going to hear from the CDC. Which Vax? I don't remember which one it was when you got two of them. I guarantee you, and the CDC are going to say, look, it's not. He probably be dead. Exactly.

It's not fatal, but you could still be hospitalized, have to be symptoms, whatever. But they should have never told people stop wearing masks, stop social. Too early. Like, nah, you got to stop that shit, bro. Come on. People are still getting it So what do you mean? Stop it.

Y'all are getting it The ones who didn't get the vaccinations Like people just told you Yeah, but we're not dying from it. But you can still pass it to what I'm saying? Yeah, pass it to who? The only issue is us passing to someone who's not vaccinated

And if you chose not to get vaccinated You're choosing to risk dying. So that's on y'all. If y'all die from COVID, that's on y'all. What do you buy die from the vaccine? I take that risk So I'm taking the risk to go out. Okay.

I take that risk so you can go to dinner. You're welcome. If there was a cute. Hello. If there was an actual cure for HIV AIDS, the actual cure for herpes. They have not cure for AIDS. They have a thing called prep.

The treatment, yeah, the treatment. It's not treatment. They have a thing called prep. So they have like a blocker for it. Now, if you choose not to take that every single day and then just fuck random people who may have AIDS. But guess what? All of those people still wear condoms.

The only reason we rubber up is because worried about getting girls pregnant. If we knew it couldn't get pregnant. No. No. SEDs. Come on, man. Wow. Yeah, the STD is Charles.

Child. That's why you had that shit coming out of your dick and didn't know what it was right there. That was fucking 15. Now you're a liar. Anyway, listen, point is. You still got to wear condoms. Says who? The CDC.

Yeah. They do. But we don't do that shit. I don't think nobody in here wore a condom in the last five years. I mean, let's be honest. No. I'm married with children. Maybe you.

First of all. Maybe you. Uh-oh. Got what I did. Got an STD. I would just like to point out, Wax posed a statement to talent. That statement was for talent. Damn, no.

That's all. Damn, you, Charlie's a bully. No, that's why Alex and Angelo didn't say anything. Give, give Taylor back a mic, y'all. Reddit, start the thread. Give Taylor back a mic. Give Taylor back a mic. Come on, y'allel.

Come on, Taylor the God. Taylor the God. What fucking Lenard McKelvey has a dork. Taylor. Taylor. It's Taylor the God, yo. Comma, orthoses. So, Schultz is trying to start a chant.

Nobody chanting. No, listen. Listen. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor.

Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Woman, if you don't start chaining you don't

goddamn name. The fuck are we doing? Tearing this podcast apart and that's your support. You're going to shoot the half-course shot of what? Shoot it, yo. You get free pizza. If you make this shot...

If you make this shot, Taylor, you get free pizza. Why did you wear condoms in the last year? No, I did wear condoms. I know. Yeah, I said I had. He said no one else had us. Why would you be wearing condoms? What do you mean?

Why would you be wearing condoms? That was the whole point. Why do you hate us? Wait, that's what I would talk about. I might hate him too. What? How would she wear a condo? All right, you got it.

Great. Oh, oh, oh, that's right. Girls can't wear condoms. Yeah. That's what I said. Nobody else grabbed me. What happened when you pray for Taylor? Look at.

See. See. Tell us that I don't wear condoms. She can wear them. Or her toes. Her fingers. You know what, Taylor? You can wear them wherever you want.

Make some little earrings. A little duress earrings. Magums. We'll pay some pills, man. Oh, my God. Oh, shit, dude. Oh, man. Oh, baby.

You. You got what I. I need. And you say he's just a friend. Oh. And you say he's just a friend. Oh, baby, you have what I need. You say he's just a friend.

I'm country, young. That's the whole white boy. I'm country. Hey, I was in Nashville this weekend, man. I was it, man. I'm going to pay these bills and tell you all about Nashville, man. That's those fires. That's white people's Atlanta.

It's it. Like, yes. Nashville is white people with Atlanta, bro. Then white people are having a ball. They twirking. What? Way less gay people. I had no idea.

Way less gay people, though. Yeah, yeah, probably. Yeah, I'm sure. Atlanta's just the gayest. Probably. Say what? Landa's the gay is in San Francisco, right? You know, Nashville, the, what's the word?

The correlations between Nashville and Atlanta. It's crazy. It's white people music. Black music. Atlanta's hip hop. They got dunks and shit. Nashville's country. But then you hear a lot of hip hop in New York.

Nashville too, though, especially on them party buses. When the party buses be going to buy? The big dunks and stuff like that? Nah, that's like trucks and shit. The most notable vehicle I saw in Nashville was the party buses. Yeah, the party buses. They'd be on them party buses 24 hours a day. Big girls, cycling.

Ball! Yeah. Man, Nashville is definitely white people's Atlanta. Yeah. All right, let's pay some bills. Cushy Dreams, y'all. Salute to Cushy Dreams. Thank you for sponsoring the Brilliant of the podcast, man. We know the world today is nuts.

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Okay. All right. Guys, let's get to some asking idiots. Do we have it from Reddit or what? Oh, yeah. No, just, shh. It's sparkling water. You know what my daughter called sparkling water?

What's that? Spicy water. My five year will be like, this is that. She liked that peria. She'd be like, I want the spicy water. The spicy water. I want the spicy water. Tiditi.

Come on. Asking idiots. Remember we were going to have a Reddit section. What do we have for now? We have Asking Idiots? Okay, that's cool. I'm cool with that. I'm not mad.

You know what I'm just making sure? You know? What do we got here? Mike 21 Morales. what do you guys think about swinger couples if they're married? I think that shit is weird, but at the same time, I haven't been married for 20 years,

so I can't say. Yeah, I was, when I was in Nashville this weekend, so with my dude Bobby Bones, uh, Bobby Bones got married this weekend. And I was actually having a conversation with a,

with a swinging couple. I mean, you know, I guess it worked with him. The guy wanted you to crack his wife's cheeks. No, no, no, no, no, no. They was just, they were just, just, just break her back.

I met a bunch of swinging couples. in my life. Like, that is literal. With the heetism, that's all he is asking me the fuck they're watching. The word is born. I give you $1,500.

Ficked my wife. The sleep of my wife and let me watch, that type of shit. They beat off while they're watching. I mean, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. You wouldn't do it for 1,500?

I mean, we weren't watching, no. Bro, I used to do a whole weekend of shows for $1,500. I definitely fuck someone's life. I mean, we was on the balcony and pretty woman walked by. You, what's up? And come up here.

She was like, she's like, I definitely want to call. come up there, but let me go get my husband. We're good. You know, we came here for a good time, not a long time. Not a right? Jesus, bro. Neither do I.

Yeah, that means you don't want to stay, you don't want to go to jail. Jail? Why would we go to jail? I don't know. I don't people say that. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. That means I'm not trying to stay here. You know what people say I go on vacation, leave on probation?

Yeah. Same thing. Huh? I don't know, man. It makes sense if you think about it. Well, yeah, I mean, listen, to each his own. Like, I don't, swing a couple's, swing a couple.

That's what they do. This is a good one. Dark Skin Romero. What song after you really understood the lyrics, you was like, I'm not listening anymore. Charlemagne said the song today. I was like, what the fuck they really said that shit? Which one?

Which thought you said in the car, and I was like, I didn't even know Shaggy said something. And I was like, what the fuck? I know your car. I'm in the shower. It wasn't me. Yeah, it wasn't me. I'm always, yeah, you doing the exact same thing I do.

It was me. And then, no, no, no, no, yeah. I never know the words. Thank you. So he said the words early. I was like, what the fuck I never knew that? I made the words up. You did?

What were the words? We were having a cop. We was riding over here. And Taylor was having this whole conversation. You know, she can't see herself with a guy, because she's particular. And I said, well, what about you? Is your house clean?

Right. And I was just saying, like, go home and look at your bathroom. Right? And if your tub's dirty, if your toilet's dirty, if your sink's dirty, you're probably not ready to be married. Wow. And then I was singing and I was like, she didn't give a clean of shower. It wasn't me. And I'm thinking of this is a song.

You can tell me anything. I don't know the words. I do it with jokes do. And it doesn't me. It didn't even be in a shower. It wasn't me. What's the next words? I don't know.

Nobody knows that word. Nobody knows that song. There's someone with the dirty little girl. Next door. That's not what it was? Keep going. Nobody knows. She didn't even clean a shower.

It wasn't me. Then the little, wait was it, it's another part, the little dirty girl next door. No. What's another one after shower? She didn't even clean the shower? It wasn't me. She didn't even do the laundry. It wasn't me.

She couldn't pay for her power. She couldn't pay for power. Yeah. It wasn't me. She didn't pay for the shower. It wasn't me. She couldn't even play for, why you show me the real lyrics? We know the real lyrics.

I really don't know the real lyrics. Taylor is unbelievable, y'allel. Taylor is unbelievable. Yo, see, I got them for you. Taylor is an elite as a producer, right. Phoenix Suns needed Taylor last night. They needed somebody that was not scared to shoot,

even under pressure, with all the odds against him. She didn't even clean the shower. It wasn't me. She didn't even pay the power. It wasn't me. What song after you really understood the lyrics, She was like, I'm not listening. And there's not a song that I'm not listening to no more.

But, I mean, there's so many songs from the 90s. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yo, Al try to tell me that there's a prince lyric where he says he smashed his sister, bro. That's all Eminem lines. No, but this is weird. Like, he's, I don't know. I thought it was fake.

I thought somebody did it and did a kind of like Prince voice. Eminem is the white prince. Okay, I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. My sister was 32, lovely and loose. She don't wear no underwear. She says it only gets in her hair, and it's got a funny way to stop in a juice. Oh, my goodness. My sister never made love to anyone else but me.

She's the reason for my sexuality. She showed me where it's supposed to go. A blow job doesn't mean blow. Incest is everything it's said to be. What prince is that? Like Prince Prince? That's what he's saying, bro. How is this not bigger?

You're being a step, sister. Because that was a different era. What you did? That's true. Oh, that's a good point. You know, what is a fucking genius, son? Yo, you're a genius, big. Oh, shit, I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse.

My sister was 32. Double down. Man, listen, but it was so many. That's why. Oh, sister, don't put me on the street again. Oh, sister. Keep going down. Oh, sister, don't put me on the street again.

Oh, sister. That's the song? Don't put me on the street again. Oh, sister. That's not it? I just want to be a friend. Oh, sister. I know what you want me to do.

Oh, sister. See, the reason I'm not even going to get going on this rabbit hole is because the 80s and 90s had so many and the early 2000s. It was so many songs like that. about that kind of content I don't even need y'all people thinking up shit you know what I mean

trying to cancel artists for shit that was going on Is this really the song out? Really Prince That's why you can't hear him because it's wild shit You sure that's Prince Prince, man? This is Prince Prince Prince.

Some reason the speaker sounds weird but yeah this is Prince Do you all understand? Do you understand? God loves Prince that he's not here and don't have to deal with Any backlash this song?

That is crazy. Who's his sister? It's really not that crazy, bro. You hear the sister line? Bro, what the fuck did you just do, dude? That was repulsive. Oh, son. Holy shit.

Some mucus in the liquid death. Bro, that, I want to throw up. I'm not going to drink it. It's already in your mouth. No, why am I saving it for? What? Y'all save y'all flim? But did you finish the water?

You didn't have a place for it? It's half water. I don't want the spicy water. God damn, Charlemagne. I like still water. But no, it is very crazy. That lyric is crazy. But what I'm saying is that was the time.

We got to start putting things in context of the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? But that to that, to the point, what song after you really understood the lyrics? You was like, I'm not listening to that anymore. Merlin Manson. It's a lot of songs like that, bro. It's a lot of songs like that.

David Vosper, would you rather never get off again or come every? minute for the rest of your life. Come on, David. Come on, you can get the legs. You can be done. Fall asleep all the time. Yeah, David, you're a wild boy. Stop, stop.

Come on, David. Like, why? Well, why? Think about it, man. Why? I'm not ever giving up my right, my right to come. Yeah, but every minute.

Come on, bro. You have to, you can't do that? Every minute. What? You can't even hang out of his daughter. Oh, they never be able to hang out with your daughters again. We can't have no friends. Oh, they mean, like, just busing.

Yeah. You're out here busing. Just walking around, buses. Son, you would have busted. How many? How many times here? Yeah, it's 75 nuts already by this podcast. I'm going to create a diaper.

I'm going to create like this late-tech on diaper. You said go out of face. You got to have a face. You got to put masks on and glasses. Somebody to see your face. Every minute. Wow. Yeah, you can't even do donkey the day without going,

uh-huh. And you can't get up no more your legs. Go to be weak as hell? Nah, bro. That's crazy. Book that list. You get in a fight with some dude. You start busting nuts in the middle of the fight.

He didn't want to fight to you. Like fighting more than fucking. Ooh. I said that? I don't know. I was just kind of going with it. You did. I said, I like fighting more than fucking.

That's what you said. You said you get off more with fighting. You get more pleasure and fighting than fucking. Because I'm helping people. I mean, I'm helping people with both. But I'm saying I was, I'm really like disciplining somebody trying to get them to go do better in life. You're a massacist. You had made a lot of money back in the day spanking.

You could still make a lot of money spanking old white corporate men. They're doing some dumb shit. shit. If I listen, call them dumb if you want. They probably turn you turned on. Listen, I'm just saying, let's say, long as they sit there.

Tell me I'm dumb waff. If I could do a freebie, and I, like, it's like somebody going to be there. They would love to not pay you. No, I'm just saying, like, this I see somebody still an old lady purse. It's much more intimate if they don't have to pay you.

No, if I'm still, like, if I see somebody still an old lady purse or something like that, that's a freebie to me, I could do them dirty. Thank you. There's something with you. It's something I was going on. on. Something else got to be going.

You're too excited for me to beat this old bike man up and step up and lay the purse. Oh, man. Ooh. Would you give everyone in the world a million dollars are the feeling of being content? That's from same world, new order. I think we can end on this one.

I think the feeling of being content, I really do. I think the feeling of being content, if everybody got peace, If everybody could have peace of mind, if everybody could be anxiety free, if everybody could not have insecurities, if everybody could really feel content,

bro, I don't think there's, I don't think there's a dollar amount you can put on the feeling of being content. The world wouldn't be good though, because you need a balance. You need to have the bad and the good. Do you, though? Yeah, you have all good.

That's something that we just say because we have no choice but to deal with the bad anyway. No, because there's a lot of guys, a lot of kids, I know that I grew up with privilege and stuff like that, they have to get the balance of trying to be bad just so they can feel complete.

A lot of people that ain't that is not privileged, they try to go to a good side, just try to get balanced. You're a pastor's kid. Yes. What's the point of heaven then? Because heaven is going to be all about peace. But you still, that's why we go through our trials and tribulations right now to be right before we go up there and then have forever lasting. You know what I'm talking about. I think you could have heaven on earth.

Your respect. If everybody was content with the situation. You never know what good is if you can go through the bad. So they'll never feel it. But I think that's a difference between, I think it's a difference between good and bad and just like discontent. You know what I'm saying?

Like I think sometimes when you have a lot of discontent, it causes you to do bad things that you may not do if you were content. Or good things. For sure, for sure. It just causes you to yearn for change. And sometimes urine for change is going to make you work harder.

It's going to make you, you know, focus your efforts in a certain place. And then other times it's going to do the opposite. It's going to make you want to destroy things because you're like, I'm not in control of my destiny. So a million dollars to everybody in the world would, I don't probably really fuck things up in terms of like a global economy.

That being said, if I could just give everybody a million dollars without it fucking things up, and then everybody could go on crazy vacations and buy some cool cars that they want or whatever. And money going to be going like this and they're going right back in the same situation. Yeah. And I think the reason I think contentment is better because, you know, yo, it's mad people I hate with PPP loans.

There's mad people I hate that have had money to the past. And shit is bad. Remember we was in Florida? Old dude ran up over here. Old dude said, Shalameen, please, man. He said, please come out here, man, and, like, hold something to speak to the kids,

speak to the youth, man, because these kids are getting these PPP loans and they're using the money to hire people to kill other people. Like, for real. Buying more guns. Buying more drugs. So you need peace, man. I want peace and contentment.

Money is not the answer. So says the people will, money. But I'm not listening to that. I'm never going to sit here and tell you all that money ain't a thing. You need money. Money is great. Money calls some shit down.

Money gives you the opportunity to have that like quiet things down. Yeah. If you're already that person. Because money magnifies whatever you already are. So if you're a person who speaks contentment and peace on a regular basis anyway, the money's just going to help you get closer to it. It's still quiet those, those things down that going your head like rob them or do this or do that or things that you wouldn't do if you was more comfortable.

Maybe. It's loud as hell when you broke. You give somebody a million dollars who's still in that savage mindset and you don't change their mindset, they're going to take that million dollars and do more savagery with it. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like, that's why I'm so big on like mental health and healing because you got to deal

with what's in here and then here, your head in your heart. You deal with what's in your head and your heart, then all the worldly stuff that comes your way you can handle. Yeah, it makes sense. That's it. That's it, my brother. All right, man. We did it.

Yeah. I like the way that flowed today. That was good. You know what I'm saying? You like that? You know me? Taylor over here producing. You know?

You produce? I'm giving you props. I thought you did a good job producing. And I texted her the past couple weeks too. Like, Taylor, you did a really good job doing X-Roy. I'm giving up pride. Taylor's a phenomenal producer. Let's not ever get that fucked up.

Taylor is a phenomenal producer. Taylor does all of the imaging on Breakfast Club. She does imaging for various podcasts. And she does a phenomenal, phenomenal job at that. Taylor will be one of the best producers in the game. You know what I mean? We just all need a little focus. That's all.

That's it. That's all. I say we bring you back. I think you're getting a mic back soon. I ain't getting a mic back soon. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant.

You're absolutely right. What if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening. Cheers.