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The he's hell.
Yo, yo.
Fresh off his honeymoon.
Yo, yo.
How was your honeymoon, man?
Mad abortions going on still out there.
I thought about you, bro.
I said, yo.
I had to do a tour.
Yo.
I had to do it.
How long was you going?
Two weeks, bro.
So she's two weeks pregnant right now, no, no, no.
I didn't leave it in.
You didn't leave it in?
No, but I was fucking like a chance.
You knew the decision was coming?
Say what?
You knew they was about to get rid of Roeby?
Wade.
I didn't know it was abortion.
I thought that Dwayne was, uh, Dwayne Wade was, uh, playing against his
his sth-huh.
Oh.
His guy is crazy.
Russ crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Shot a little off, but it went in.
It went in.
He's fresh out.
Fresh out, fresh out, fresh off vacation.
I'm going to come and shoot from half court, baby.
Let's start it off.
Let's start it over, bro.
Why?
That's a good one.
Let's abort that one and then let's just start from the beginning of the podcast.
You better abort things while you can.
You can still abort things in New York.
Oh, yeah, dude.
So you didn't leave it in for real, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Pulling out on purpose?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Really?
Yeah.
Pulling out on purpose.
Yeah, yeah.
A little bit longer.
I want, I want this summer.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I got you.
Yeah, yeah.
You want that flat belly at least.
It's better to have the stomach out in the fall.
I get what you're saying.
Oh, I didn't even think about it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've been through four of them.
You know what I mean?
Summer pregnancies are the worst one.
Really?
Oh, because they're already like hot.
They're sweating.
They're doing all that kind of shit.
Yeah, yeah.
But how was the honeymoon, though?
Oh, it was fucking unbelievable.
I had the, it was the best vacation I've ever been on my entire life.
and it was absolutely amazing.
It was the first place I went to where I'm like,
this is not like a box I want to check off.
This is a place that I want to come back to and explore deeper.
Wow.
It was like you need to go out.
We went to Italy.
It was all throughout Italy.
But like the place that was like absolutely mind boggling was the south,
a place called the Amalfi Coast and an island called Copry.
And they were,
copri was a little boozy for me.
It was like a lot.
it was a you tell how bougie and island at like a place is by like how the age discrepancy between like man and woman oh it's like older men with young ass girls right ditties with young miami's yeah and just like the rich motherfuckers like Tommy hillfiger is just walking out the street randomly his fucking super yacht is out there then Steve win you know like the win casino guy yeah he's pulling up in an even bigger yacht Tommy hill figures yacht moves out the way like it was just
But the copy thing was great.
Amalfi was unbelievable.
Like truly unbelievable.
Every time I leave the country, I say to myself,
man, we really are in our own bubble in America.
And it's better because if people knew that's out there,
then they would fucking kill them.
It's better.
I don't even want people to know that that is a way of life, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there are people living in St. Louis all year.
All year.
The whole year they got a little.
That's it.
Not fucking.
Gateway to the West.
We'll leave.
I was in Cairns all last week.
Oh, so you know about the South.
Yeah, I had to go to Cairns for the, what they call it, the Cans Lions.
Cans Lions is like this big advertising festival.
Basically, all the big companies go down there and they just court advertising.
Yes.
That's what they do.
So a bunch of parties for advertisers, these panels that we speak on.
Me and Dolly Bishop, President of the Black Effect, spoke on like six different panels.
But, man, to your point, you know, they had a role.
of yachts, right?
Every company had a row of yachts.
So each company had their own yacht.
Like Iheart had their own yacht.
Paramount had their own yacht.
Gary Vayna, Chuck Vayna Media had his own motherfucking yacht.
I think, yo, Vayna really doing it.
But it's like, I'm sitting there like, where the fuck is the recession?
Yeah.
The economy's just doing bad here?
Yeah.
These companies got money, but they go over here to spend it clearly.
Oh, yeah, big time.
And it's an expense.
It's a fucking expense.
That's the beauty of it.
They're spending money to make more money because they want these advertisers to advertise with their customers.
They don't even got to be in Canada.
You can do that.
You can do that on Zoom.
It's just an excuse for everybody to go to a fucking beautiful beach.
Eat amazing food.
Enjoy the south of France.
I went to Monaco for dinner one night.
I heard Monaco's a little disappointed.
I mean, I went because they said, you know, tell me silly shit from a movie.
I'll go see.
Same.
Same.
Yeah.
I'm like, really.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even gamble.
Okay, let's go check it out.
And they was like, well, you know,
when you get this, it's going to look like a car show,
and they were absolutely right.
Every fucking foreign, exotic car you can think of just out like a Honda.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But I, the only reason to look a little, I'm not going to say it was disappointed,
it just looked like it's still being built, if that makes sense.
And it's, yeah, it's been there a while.
Really?
Yeah.
What do you mean a while?
Like it's, it's done being built.
Do you know what I mean?
Like a New Jersey Highway?
Yeah.
Like a New York Highway, they never actually stopped working on it?
I don't know.
I'm not.
that familiar with Monaco, but I know it's like basically a tiny little tax haven for Europeans.
So like the super rich Europeans go establish a residency there and then they don't got to pay taxes.
Bro, it's a different level of wealth out there.
Yeah.
It's a different level of wealth in Europe.
But there's different.
Okay, so here's the thing.
It's like, and you find this in the United States as well.
There's two different types of people who have tons of money.
There's the people who have tons of money and it's really important to them that you know they have tons of money.
Yeah.
So they spend that money on these, like,
like material goods and we're all guilty of this.
We all want a nice watcher,
nice car, nice whatever, and that's fine, right?
We all have our insecurity.
We want people to fucking think we're awesome.
But there are also super wealthy people
that spend that money on like experiences
and being in these like majestic places.
Because that place provides so much joy.
I'm sure when you go to fucking Anguilla,
it's not cheap, you know,
but at the same time that place gives you so much joy
so it's worth the money spent.
Absolutely.
And there, and I know that we have this.
in America too, but we're like very young culture,
so we're learning this a little bit more,
but there's parts of America, they have
this amazing nature, and then people
go and they spend their money on that, but you have a place in
Montana, you're not doing that to like super
flex when you go like, here, look at this
fucking, it is a flex to have that land,
but it's also so pacified to like,
look at this beautiful view and just be in touch
with nature, whatever. And down there
the South of France, I have to explore a little bit more,
but fucking, dude, on that a Malfi Coast
in Italy, man, it was so,
it was so fucking beautiful.
there were these people,
there were obviously
some of there for like
the boozy,
boozy shit,
but there's also people
feel like they're there
for this truly serene experience.
I mean,
you can't imagine what you're seeing.
It's just like land
just drops off the side of a cliff
and these like houses
are built into the fucking cliff.
Like none of it makes sense at all.
It's wild because,
you take a boat everywhere.
People got to spend,
do you have to have that kind of money
to experience what God just created?
Well, that's the beauty
is that some of these places
they'll have like ferries in
so you could take this ferry
and then experience this beautiful city
and then see what God created.
Bro, when you see that shit,
it's hard not to believe in God, bro.
Like, it's fucking, like, back to St. Louis.
Like, you look at St. Louis.
You're like, is there a God?
Like, you know, like, you look at certain places
and you're like, I get atheism.
Like, I get it.
But you look at these beautiful things,
and you're like, nah, God was filling himself today.
Paintbrush went forth.
With plain Florida.
Say again?
It's plain Florida.
It's beauty in Florida.
It's stunning.
But then look at the people.
Some of the people.
We got to see.
Beautiful people in Florida.
Some, but then that is the craziest place in America.
Yeah.
Like, damn, is that God just showing us balance?
Well, not all places are beautiful in Florida.
You know, there's, Florida is a wild place.
There's alligators.
Like, there's a lot of things that these people are dealing with that.
I don't think that, like, the average person realizes, like, when you have, like,
these obstacles in your life that just become normalized, it's not that crazy.
Like, oh, there was a shootout.
To us, we're like, that's a big deal.
They're like, there's dinosaurs in their backyard.
That's what happened to that guy.
You know what I'm saying?
You remember the guy was walking in Florida and he got bit because he,
he said he saw, yeah, he thought it was a dog.
But he saw the fucking, he saw the gator walking.
He said he thought it was just a dog.
And then he hit it with the leash.
No, that's another one.
The guy hit it with the pan.
No, I think he tried to pet it or some shit.
These motherfuck.
But think about that.
Think about how off you got to be in Florida.
Or to your point, shit like that is so normalized that you see a dog.
You think what you think.
of the dog with a long leash and you're like oh fuck you don't see the owner they just keep walking
it's dark you don't run no nothing you end up getting bit by a gator i'm just saying they're
different like people they're different fucking people like we know that in certain areas like you
don't wear a certain color because that could get you fucked up if you're wearing that color right so you
avoid that color like alligators i don't think they don't see color do you know what i mean like
they just it's just food like everybody is the ops you're not even a human bro you're
that's it that's it so like they live with that every day that's it so like they live with that every
day, every day they're chilling in their backyard and there could be an alligator at any point in time around them.
So, you know what's wild? What if gators aren't? What if gators do recognize you as human, right?
But they understand boundaries and they understand protocol. Like, we can't, we can't just go around biting humans, right?
One of them motherfuckers get close to you. You know them shit is a, that's a delicacy. It's on.
Take the, take the bite. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what I think happened in some of these situations. Like, they sit around in their little communities and, and, you know what? And, you know what I mean?
That's what I think happened in some of these situations
Like they sit around in their little communities
And they understand like thou shalt not kill
But if this motherfucker is stupid enough to come near us
I'm taking a bite of this shit man
Yes
I have a sneaky suspicion
That we don't taste good
Really?
I mean that
Why you think so?
Because animals would eat us more
Nah bro
I think they understand boundaries bro
I really do it yes man
I think for whatever reason we got lucky
We just don't taste that good
Because we were just out in the middle of the fucking, what is it called?
The Serengetti or whatever?
Like, what are those places?
The Serengeti?
Isn't the Serengeti?
It's in Africa, right?
Is the Serengeti in Africa?
Like when human beings first started, we're just in Africa with all the animals and they're not trying to eat us for some reason.
We can't run as fast as the gazelles and shit.
I don't know if we was just in the woods, though.
We were, bro.
Or the jungle.
By the way, we don't know if they was eating us or not.
But we weren't in cities, bro.
We had to be with.
I'll tell you one thing.
You're about to find out if animals taste, of humans taste good and not.
Why?
Because of the abortions?
They don't have to do something with them babies.
What?
Stop!
I'm sorry.
They could be feeding them the gate.
I'm staying.
Yo, y'all don't understand the drastic measures people are about to go through.
What?
Y'all don't understand the drastic measures people are about to go through.
See, y'all laughing right now, but go back to a classic record, Tupac.
Brenda's got a baby.
What did Brenda do with that baby?
Because she couldn't have an abortion.
Feed it's an allegation.
Throw it in the goddamn trash hand.
Throw her.
What do you think people?
What do you think?
You know, listen.
Y'all, y'all, what do?
No, grizzly bears go eating crash cancer.
Go.
Go.
Go.
You're all you're angry.
It sounds absurd.
But go back to the times when people couldn't have abortions legally.
Yep.
And the wild things they used to do to get rid of their babies.
Yeah.
If you think in Florida, they're not going to be throwing babies to the gates.
That's not what are you?
That could be.
No, that could be.
Huh?
That could be.
Because they have to.
That's the clinic, bro.
Yes.
That's the new clinic.
Especially if they're going to be locking women up.
They're going to be locking women up, right, for miscarriages and whatever else.
They got to discard it.
They're going to have to discard.
Yeah, you got to take the baby to the crocodile.
I'm not even joking with you.
No, I'm saying you should, you might be right.
I think I found a way around abortion, though.
Okay, let's go, baby.
Brilliant for a hot take.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, ready?
Make abortion illegal.
Abortion is illegal, right?
So ladies, you just accept that.
You go abortion's fucking illegal.
That's what it is.
You're not going to fight that at all.
It's done.
You just get rid of the baby bees.
You call it a break and entering.
You get rid of the baby because you, okay, explain.
Breaking and entering.
Like, I didn't want that in there.
Okay.
So, I'm trying to, I'm trying to be,
I'm trying to pick up what you're putting down.
Stand your ground, ladies.
Okay.
You get to see.
Stand your ground.
Somebody broke and entered into you.
There is a human being inside your space inside your property that you don't want.
Stand your ground.
Did it work?
Did it not work?
Oh.
Say what?
No, not kill the men.
God damn it.
You kill the baby.
Here's the thing.
Stand your ground.
I know y'all are listening to this.
Stand your ground.
I know y'all listening to this right now.
And y'all like, yo, this shit sounds crazy.
This is what it's about to come to.
I'm dead like this is no joke like they go go go go go stuff like women committing abortions with hangers and all types of shit like that like people are going to be going through drastic measures not to have these children because especially now with inflation sky high a recession on the horizon these people can't afford to have kids some people just simply can't afford to have kids and now what if I can't afford to a state that you know I can go legally abort my child yeah what you
you gonna do.
Yeah.
I'm telling you,
this shit may sound cruel
and it may sound,
you know,
primitive and prehistoric,
but it's about to go down.
But so what happens?
So the babies,
do the states just make it illegal,
the states that don't want it?
26 states already are planning
to put their abortion ban
into effect.
But it was already like seven states
that did it before.
Listen,
I've been talking about this for a while.
You know,
in Alabama,
like three years ago,
Governor K. Ivey signed
an abortion ban bill into effect.
And we all saw this
coming. That's why it's so crazy when I saw Vice President Kamala Harris with Dana Bash on CNN
this week and she was like, I never believed the Supreme Court justices when they said that they
were going to uphold Roe v. Wade and we knew this was going to happen, but it was still a shock that
it happened. It's like if you know something's going to happen, right, and you don't believe
these judges, why not implement a defense? No, we don't get up there. Why not implement a defense?
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know what could have been done?
But something could have been done.
Like, you just sit back and let the other team score.
So what's the deal?
Like, I don't know.
It's a tricky one, man.
Is it?
Yeah, I think it's tricky because, like, if you really want to have the conversation about how we feel,
we do believe it's terminating something.
But isn't that the point?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You accepted that as long as you go to the clinic.
That's not, I think that's where a lot of frustration comes from.
is that one side, the right, is going,
hey, you're killing a baby.
And the left is going, it's not a baby,
it's nothing, it's a bunch of cells, whatever.
Now, I think all humans, if they're being honest,
agree that at some point it becomes a baby.
I don't think we'd feel comfortable with it happening at nine months.
Let's say you push somebody down the stairs,
a pregnant woman, there was nine months pregnant, right?
And then she lost the baby.
you would say, yo, you also killed that baby, right?
Absolutely.
Now, if she was one month pregnant and you did that,
did she lose the baby or is it just a bunch of cells?
That's why, no, I'm not making statements about what it is or what isn't.
I'm saying why it's so tricky.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's a really tricky conversation.
I understand everything you're saying.
I personally don't care.
And the reason I don't care is because it's not up to me.
It should just be up to whatever person's decision.
they want to make. I'm pro-choice all day long.
Because you don't have to make the choice.
That's the beauty of it. And that's the awesome thing about being a dude is that most dudes
that are okay with abortion are really just okay with women terminating a baby.
Are most dudes that are okay with abortion?
Probably got the wrong person pregnant.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a wife and you're running to get your side chick and pregnant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why when Jasmine Sullivan said that at the BT, abortion, she was like, if you're a man that has benefited from
an abortion.
Yeah.
Speak up.
Speak up.
And I want to speak
directly to the men.
We need y'all to stand up,
stand up for us,
stand up with us.
If you've ever benefited
from a woman
making one of the toughest
decisions of her life,
which is the terminated pregnancy,
you need to be standing with us.
This is not just a woman's issue.
This is everybody's issue.
Some people were saying
that's a weird choice of words.
I'm like, no, I understand exactly what she said.
And that's the thing that I think a lot of us
aren't willing to just say,
which is, hey,
early on enough,
we're okay with terminating something because it will make our life easier.
And that is a really hard thing for people to accept, but I think it is the reality,
acknowledging that it is terminating something, but at the same time going,
if it's early enough going, this is not an autonomous person.
I think before three months, the baby can't even function without the mother at all.
So as long as it's within that period, I think that we can just be like, okay, I'm willing to stop this.
thing from continuing, but it's
not its own thing. It's still part of the
mother's body. Yeah.
So she gets to make that decision. But
then you, when you're after that period where
the baby can exist on its own and like an
incubator or something,
that's... I understand why people
go, hey, that's not right. I understand
where they're coming from. You're not wrong. You say it's
complicated. It's very nuanced. Fuck, it's complicated.
I thought about, I remember when they, uh,
I think it was Alabama. At one point, Alabama
was allowed abortions up to like
five months or six months or some shit.
like that. Right. That's wild.
Like, New York, I think, a lot, how's that?
Six months is, wow, six months is like there.
Now you really break an entering. Now there's really some of, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's actually, right, like, you know what I wonder about that?
Every time you say breaking an iner and I don't know why I think about, like,
that when people bring up the rape and the incest thing, you know, what if you get pregnant
by somebody?
Well, that's what I mean by that, is that, okay.
In those specific circumstances, you didn't want that thing in you and you didn't give
consent for it to be in you.
I don't understand how Catholics don't have empathy for that.
They do.
No, they don't.
The Catholics are saying it doesn't matter if it doesn't matter for this incest.
And I'm like, how do you not have, how do you have empathy for the baby, but not the person
who experienced the trauma of rape and getting pregnant?
Their argument, and this is not all Catholics, I think there's a lot of Catholics that
have room for that.
But the extreme argument for that is you're punishing the baby for the actions of the rapist.
that the baby is innocent
and that the rapist is guilty
What about the person carrying to me?
But that dude, that's why this is the toughest fucking thing
To even like have a thought experiment about it
Like there are people probably listening right now
And like half of them are like really upset
With some of these ideas that we're putting forth
And the other half are like no those make sense
And it's like I'm not attached to any of these ideas right now
But I have to think through every different part of this
to even understand what is the quote unquote right decision.
I don't know if there is a right decision.
I think anytime you take away somebody's power of choice,
I feel like that's criminal.
But then they'll say you're taking away the baby's power of choice, bro.
That's why this shit just goes so deep, bro.
Listen, am I not the child's parent?
So if I'm even for a short time.
I brought you in this world, too.
But no, I'm not going to bring you into this world
because I know how hard it's going to be for you to be in this world.
It's going to be hard for us.
You know what I mean?
Let's not even just talk about the financial aspect of it.
It could be all type of reasons.
Like the rape, the incest thing is one thing.
But some people just physically can't carry a child.
They get sick, you know what I mean?
Are they have the, what's the thing when the baby's born in the tubes?
Atopic frequency.
I can't pronounce it.
I'm not going to try.
You know what I mean?
There are many situations where it seems like you should have empathy.
Now, I think there are also situations where people are doing it out of convenience.
And it's really helped people that there is this convenience.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
So it's rough, bro.
Yeah, it is.
We can't hear you, Taylor.
What did you say?
Why do you wish we got pregnant?
I wish that man got pregnant so y'all really understand it
because I feel like if y'all got pregnant too, this would even be a topic.
Y'all be able to choose.
I'm not against this.
I know, no, I'm not saying.
Andrew.
What did you say?
No, no, no, seriously
Do you think so?
Do you think if you guys were able to get pregnant
Would this even be a topic anymore?
If we were able to get pregnant,
I don't know, that's a good question.
Yeah, I think it would.
I don't think it would change at all.
I think the same people that have these religious beliefs
because that understanding right there
assumes that it's only men that are against abortion.
But women are 50-50 on abortion.
So it's like it's more of people who are like deeply religious
or they, a lot of times people who have kids
can't imagine doing it after a certain amount of time.
Like you have a kid and then,
then, you know, you start to hear the heartbeat
after X amount of months and you're like,
fuck, I don't know if I could do it.
It's just fucking tricky and I have empathy for them as well.
So I think it's easy to just go like,
if dudes got pregnant, then you, you know, forget it.
No, I think the same people would still object.
I agree with show.
Honestly, maybe more women would object.
Maybe because they're not caring the,
baby they'd be like.
No, it was both of us.
Ah, yeah.
I'm shocked by how many women believe that this is the right decision at the Supreme Court may.
You saw Sunny on the views.
I know, but that's religion.
Isn't that based on religion?
I just,
I just think anytime you take away somebody's power of choice is just absolutely criminal.
And the whole Dow shall not kill things, I'm guessing that's what this is rooted in.
So does that apply to the death penalty?
Does that apply to animals?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, there's, okay, so there's really fascinating stuff in this.
I'm pretty sure if you look in the Quran,
they don't count a life beginning until like three months.
I think everybody does.
I think the first trimester is when it counts.
But I think biblically speaking,
like there are certain circumstances where they don't even,
and now I think I don't know what the Old Testament or New Testament says about it.
My understanding was that there's still like a later date as well.
And I assume that that's in there because, you know,
there's so many miscarriages and there's so many things that.
happen in pregnancy before that, which could end it, and you don't want to, you know, feel as if
you did something wrong and lost your baby. And I don't know, but I'm pretty sure. I don't know
if anybody's listening right now that can confirm this, but it's like after three months,
that's when they consider it to be a life. And that's, I don't know, it's pretty like profound
for back in the day, even they were like, hey, it doesn't count until then. So if it doesn't count
to them, should we create this window? If even in the books, I think it's like that with
abortion, though, I don't think you can, I think in most places you can't get an abortion.
after three months, after the first trimester.
Well, you probably can, but it's risky, very risky.
Right.
So as long as, what I would look at that as,
as long as the baby is part of your body,
you can do whatever you want with your body.
After that time, the baby has its own body.
And then you would be doing something to its body.
It's no longer your body, your choice.
It has its own independent body and maybe can live in an incubator or something like that.
maybe that's a reasonable
maybe that's reasonable to kind of come together
both sides can kind of agree on that
like does that make sense
I don't think I don't think
I don't think what you're saying is wrong
I just want to know why
do people care so much
like why why there's something that you have to put into
you know
like the Supreme Court has to make a ruling on
they're already married
or they're already in relationships
and it's like listen I'm married
you're married
it affects us way less.
Okay?
Once things affect you way less,
you have way less empathy
for those people
that are making those really difficult situations
that could have like a moral impasse.
Right?
It's hard, you know,
and I know a lot of people
because I don't want any more kids,
you know what I mean?
But I couldn't ever see us having an abortion
only because I see my first four.
Exactly.
So it changes you.
Yeah, 100%.
Like even so my most liberal friends
after having a kid,
it changed their opinion.
They, like, spoke to me
privately about it.
They're like, honestly,
it's changed my opinion.
But there's plenty of liberal.
Like, I keep saying, Sunny from the view
because, you know, she's a liberal.
And she's,
thinks the Supreme Court made the right to say,
well, I don't know if, no, let me take,
let me rephrase,
you probably can insert the clip,
but she doesn't believe in abortion on,
on it by any means.
Wow.
Even if it's rape,
and she said this on the view.
Wow.
But I think she does disagree
of the Supreme Court
taking away people's right to choose.
I don't.
don't believe in abortion at any time. I don't believe in any exception to it. And that's considered
very radical for many people. And it's because I'm Catholic and that's my faith. And, you know,
the justices, there are six Catholics on the bench. And there will be two Protestants,
because the newest justice, Katanji Brown Jackson, is Protestant. And there'll be one person of
Jewish faith. And so this has always been a very difficult discussion for me. But what is not difficult for me,
is the fact that this is an activist Supreme Court
and they should not be deciding the law based on their faith.
And it's just...
And by the way, that's how it should be, right?
Oh, she wouldn't do it herself,
but she also is okay with allowing other people to do it.
What do you mean?
Make sure you said they're right.
She herself doesn't believe in it.
Yes.
But she shouldn't, she said...
You shouldn't legislate against it.
There you go.
Nancy Pelosi feels that way too.
Remember they asked Nancy Pelosi, what does she think about abortion?
And she was like, it doesn't matter what I think.
You know, I just basically feel like people should have the right to choose.
You know what I mean?
So that lets me know right there.
I mean, Biden has been on that.
Yeah.
I mean, any of these old people are generally going to have.
A hundred million percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, uh, bro, it's tough.
It's rough.
It's tricky.
You know,
the scary thing for me is just like what's next.
I know everybody's focused on abortion right now.
Well, what do you think is next?
I mean, listen, man, we had OG Jim Clyburn on Breakfast Club a couple of years ago,
and OG Jim Clyburn was saying how Joe Biden has to expand the Supreme Court because he said
when you have these radical, you know, right wing folks on the court, he was like,
like, yo, they could bring, he was being, you know, he was using this for exaggeration.
I don't even if he was using it for exaggeration, but for emphasis, like, they could bring back slavery
if they wanted to.
But he broke it down in a different way.
He broke it down to where it's six three now.
But if things keep going the way that they're going, you know, at some point, it could be
nine old.
You know what I mean?
I don't know why that would make them bring back slavery, but he was just saying like,
these are the type of wild things they do, but guess what?
You never thought they would do this?
Yeah, that's true.
You know what I mean?
I mean, we never thought.
thought they would get rid of your Miranda warning.
That goddamn, now Clarence Thomas talking about,
you might get rid of same-sex marriage.
You know what I mean?
He's saying no sodomy?
What the, seriously?
With everything that's going on in the world right now,
why are you, as Clarence Thomas worried,
about making sodomy illegal?
Why would he make sodomy illegal?
It's some shit in Texas.
There's some law in Texas where some police,
the case was some police busted in on this gay couple,
the guy's boyfriend
called
called the police
and said somebody over there
had a weapon
so they busted in on them
having sex with each other
so they just basically made it
illegal
I think it was
no they didn't make it illegal
to have anal sex or something
pull it up Taylor
I don't know I'm explaining
but wait wait wait I'm confused
about what anal sex
well no like what
why does he care about anal sex
that's my point
this type in Clarence Thomas Sodom
Taylor. Is it like a moral purity thing? Is he trying to like make the...
I don't know. I just know that wherever the law is, it's okay for men and women to do it.
Oh. But if two men engage in it, but it sounds better when we just say sodomy is just straight off.
So he's making gay sex essentially illegal. See, Clarence Thomas wants to...
Clarence Thomas wants Supreme Court to revisit Texas sodomy law. Let me read the other thing under the
Justice Clarence Thomas wrote in a concurring opinion that the high court should now reconsider its rulings in a number
of past decisions, including those of
sodomy, gay marriage,
and contraception. The contraception
one is interesting. That is wild.
I mean, I was thinking about this. What did that mean?
Does that mean condoms?
Birth control pills? The shot?
There's certain birth control. I forget
which one it is. Can I not pull out?
No, yeah.
I'm serious.
Pulling out of the form of contraception.
They can pull it out illegal is hilarious.
Hold on. Hold on. Before we continue.
Yeah.
Taylor just said contraceptions and not just for sex.
I have to hear it.
What is contraception for?
Taylor, can you go on a mic?
I have to hear what those contraceptions are for.
School me.
I'm talking about for the birth control, like the pill.
Like some girls don't take it to make sure that.
Oh, they regulate the period?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
I knew that.
Okay, you're right.
I just had to hear it.
I didn't know.
I thought you about to say you make water balloons with condoms.
You know what I mean?
Do you really think girls are taking birth control to regulate their period?
The best way to regulate.
regulates your period unless somebody shoot your club.
Facts.
Nine months, no period.
Regular.
Go on the mic.
Get on the mic.
Yes, we need women.
We need a woman's.
Yeah, this is incredibly important.
It's really women issues, like, why some have to take birth.
It's not just for the regulating period.
I agree with you.
I know some women that take it for acne.
That's wild, bro.
Right?
Am I making this up?
I feel like I've heard that before.
Well, you can help with those things.
It can also make you gain weight and shit.
But also, going back to the period.
stuff like there's a lot of them that have very bad regular periods.
I know dudes that took birth control pills to get thick.
Wait, what?
Word is born.
To get thick?
To get thick?
To get thick.
To get thick.
How you think Sausie Santana got all that ass?
No, he did not.
What?
Saucy Santana got ass.
Look the saucy, bro.
You ain't saw you be spicy.
You ain't seen saucy when he was out there with juvenile doing back that ass?
No, he did it.
Man.
He got a BB up.
He talks about it.
That's the brand name of the commercial.
Hold on.
Read the thing about the Clarence.
What did Clarence say?
Get to the Sodomy part.
In a separate concurring opinion published Friday,
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.
Okay, this one.
A 2000 decision in which the court ruled against the state of Texas,
scroll down, Taylor,
regarding a 1973 law criminalizing the act of Sodom.
same sex though
here's what I found
here's what I found
Sarah you want
in on this
A woman need to be heard here
we need a woman's voice
on this issue
no
and you shut her ass up real quick
enough of you Siri
I don't want her to talk about
my searches the past few days.
Here's what I found.
You've been trying to figure this anal sex thing out.
You can't get rid of abortion and anal sex, bro.
That's great.
God damn, man, what's going on, yo?
I just want to know why.
Like, why is that taste on your mind?
I've heard all those, like, wild theories.
You've heard all those theories.
I have not.
Oh, there's not enough white people and they're worried.
Oh, no, I believe that.
Really?
But that's because I watch Fox News.
Okay.
By the way, I believe that before Fox News, I actually,
I said just three years ago because I really be perplexed on like why people care about
policing other people's body so much, right?
And, you know, we've all heard about the whole by the year, 2045, white people may be the
minority.
We've seen over the past five years, white fertility rates have dropped.
White people won't even be the minority.
They'll just be less than the majority of people.
That's less, that's, yeah, no, no.
They say minority.
I don't know, but they say minority.
minority because the language is
like more salacious. No, that's true
because black people only 13%. Exactly.
They're still the majority of
people. I think they're combining black and
brown though. So they're saying Hispanics and
blacks. It's all not
basically it'll say non-whites will outnumber
whites. There you go. There you go. But
that
if we're dividing people up into colors and whatever
the fuck you are, then that's not what is. It's just
people trying to. I don't know.
I mean, I don't know what's true. I've never
been hanging out with white people and they brought it
you might be hanging around the wrong white people.
Am I hanging around with woke whites?
What the fuck is going on?
Listen, when I...
Hey, I watch Fox News a lot.
Yeah.
Tucker Carlson been on white replacement theory for a minute.
Really?
Hell yeah.
And the last...
But what are we replacing?
I love what they did with the Oscars.
I love what they did with the VAT award.
You're saying they're being replaced.
Yeah.
Replace them.
There's certain things where I'm okay with whites getting replaced.
Well, that's what's scaring the shit out of a lot of white people.
That's the...
What do they want?
What do white people want?
do? What is the job?
Just break it down for me. White people, what do you want?
No, I think they mean being replaced
in society through all of that. Jobs.
A lot of this is about power.
Like I was, oh man, I just, I'll send you the
article, but it was this article talking about how
the redistricting laws are about to happen now.
None of these fucking politicians care about you.
The guy who shot up tops, the guy who shot up
tops, he said it was because
white replacement theory. He was like, white people
are being outnumbered. We got to start taking, you know,
black and brown people out.
It's a real, I'm not saying this, I don't know if it's a real thing, but I can say it's a real fear.
It's like the QAnon shit.
Like these fucking insecure motherfuckers just start believing anything.
What?
Wait a minute.
What is that?
People eating babies.
Babies on pizza.
Oh.
What do you think is about to happen?
Oh shit.
So they're going to go after their source of Andrachrome.
I don't know what you just said.
And drainachrome is that baby blood that they're drinking.
That's all I'm saying.
But now they can't do it.
there's no more abortions.
But what about people who don't want their babies?
Bro, it's going to be a black...
Here's the thing that y'all not understand it.
It's going to be a black market for babies, bro.
There's going to be people who cannot afford to carry these kids
or don't want these kids for whatever reason.
They know they can't get abortions.
They could give them up for adoption,
but it's going to be things like that.
I promise you it's going to be a black market for these babies, bro.
Whether it's the people that got the pizza paulas in D.C.,
I got to stop watching Foxx, too.
There wasn't it the people that got the pizza paula.
in D.C.
Or whatever the fuck it is, bro.
That shit was fire.
I'm not going to lie.
Comet pizza.
It just sounds wild.
I'm like,
why people not turn this into a script?
Yeah.
a pizza paula in D.C. with kids just tied up in the back.
Well, there weren't any kids.
They weren't. I remember what we just said about white replacement there? Yeah. And I said, I don't know if it's a real thing, but it's a real fear. Yeah. People believe that shit about comets so much that they ran up in. One guy. It was only one? Yeah.
with a rifle.
And then he went to see
if there were kids in there
and he didn't
and the police came up to him
and he basically went on the ground
and gave him the gun
and what are you doing?
He was like,
pedophile ring.
And they were like,
oh, fuck,
he really believed it.
Can you be mad at him?
I can't believe it was just one guy.
I can't believe it was just one guy.
That's a thing that there's all these people,
right,
that they believe that politicians
are eating babies.
They believe that politicians
are lizards and all the shit
and they do nothing about it.
It's like,
that's how I know
you don't really believe
If you really believed, I'll say this.
How do we know it's not true?
Here's my point.
How much proof?
I'm just saying, how do we know what's not true?
All this shit.
I like this.
I'm just saying it all could be on the table.
Just because we've never seen it.
How much proof do you need to believe something is true in life?
How much proof do you need?
Do you believe in God?
Yes, but that's because I've seen God and I've felt God.
So that's my thing.
If I've seen it, I, I,
Where have you seen it?
What, God?
Yeah.
And me, when I look in the mirror.
Oh, when I look at certain people, I can look at certain people and be like,
but that person is annoying that I can see God in them, you know?
And I know people say faith is when you have a belief in things unseen.
But I don't know, God feels like more than faith.
It's like, it's like air.
You know what I mean?
Like, I've never seen air.
I saw God staying at really expensive hotels in the Amalfi Coast.
But by the way, and probably looking at your wife.
No, it was more of the hotels.
to be honest with you.
And then that was, I mean, I know what my wife looks like.
It was amazing.
I love her so much.
But there was something about these hotels hanging off the side of the fucking clips.
And I was like, God must exist, everybody.
But that's the thing, though.
It's something.
By the way, that's what made you feel like God exists.
Yes.
There's nothing out here that I've seen that makes me feel like people are actually lizards.
But then again, talk to me.
I grew up in South Carolina.
Talk to me.
Where people used to see the lizard.
All the time.
Low country, y'all know what I'm talking about.
843 used to see the lizard man in Somerville, South Carolina all the time.
Okay?
I've seen hags growing up.
So why did you doing something about it?
Do something.
Right.
That's not UFOs.
Those are, uh, I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.
What?
Why?
Why are you're like about to say niggas, bro?
No.
What's up, man?
What's up?
What's the, what's up?
Yo.
Those are Chinese drones.
No, I'm not giving Asian say.
They are.
Nah.
I'm not giving Chinese stuff.
No, I'm telling it.
All right, whatever.
But there's Chinese drones and they basically hide them in the cargo ships as they're coming over here.
They did send it hearings going to.
The Senate hearings said they don't.
Why would they tell us that is their spying on us?
They're not going to tell us that because then we look pussy for not doing it.
You're telling me the time that I was laying in my bed.
Yes.
And I felt like the hag was riding me and I couldn't move.
As the sun was coming up, I'll open my eyes.
And when I saw the thing from signs,
just how I know movies are really based in a lot of reality,
when I saw the alien from signs standing over me,
you telling me that was Chinese people?
No, I don't think they have Chinese people
in Monks Corner South Carolina.
I don't think that was anything.
I think you just made that in time.
I did not.
I'm serious.
I think you had sleep paralysis.
But I saw the thing from signs standing over me.
Yeah.
And I saw a UFO.
in 1984, 85.
When you were four years old?
878.
I was about 6 to 7.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
I'll be 44 today, tomorrow.
Ooh.
We're recording this on Tuesday.
But I saw, I was in my grandmother's yard playing,
and I saw the UFO hovering over the trees,
and then it just shot off.
That wasn't the Chinese drone, bro.
So you got to.
No, no, I believe in aliens.
I just don't think those things are aliens.
Charlotte, you don't think it was just your imagination?
No.
You know how, like, kids see, like, imaginary friends and shit like that?
How do you know they don't?
I taught my three-year-old got a friend name, my three-year-old daughter has a friend named Abby.
Oh, my God.
Right now.
No.
I'm listening to her talk and she's telling me about things Abby wants to do.
Sometimes Abby wants to do some crazy wild shit.
And I'm like, yo, Abby got to be real because she's only three.
Yeah.
She's not learning this from anybody else.
She got white imaginary friends, bro.
I don't know if Abby might be white.
You know what I mean?
Because I don't know what that land we live on now used to be.
You know what I mean?
I believe in spirits and stuff like that.
So that don't spook me out when I hit.
When I ever I hear kids say they got an imaginary friend, I believe them.
I believe y'all ain't watching Miss Marvel, bro.
No.
Ms. Marvel is school.
Y'all know about the gin, right?
What?
The gin.
The gin. The gin are like the...
What happened when I went to Italy?
What the fuck did I come back to you?
The gin.
You know, pull up the gin, Taylor.
the gen are like these invisible beings
that, you know, they believe in,
they talk about them in the Quran, you know what I mean?
And Ms. Marvel's a Muslim superhero.
So, you know, there's Jen.
I actually think she might be part, Jen.
Miss Marvel is...
Yeah, it's a new one.
Oh, you got to watch it, but.
Oh, Captain Marvel is what I'm thinking about.
No, no, no.
It's good?
Come on, Alex.
Yo, you were fucking, um, whatever that phobic is.
What's the phobic?
Islamophobic?
Yeah.
You Islamophobic.
exhlamatophobia, bro.
It's law of all good as shit.
What is her super power?
You just have kids, that's why.
I'm watching it by myself.
God. Yeah, yeah.
I watched three episodes.
Yo, first of all, it's shot incredible.
Can you tell me?
The production is nuts.
What her superpower is?
Can she destroy tall buildings
with a single bound?
She, um, actually, you won't.
She's learning her power.
She does not shoot firecrackers out of here.
It's just sparkly shit.
There's no way.
And her fist can get,
like real big.
Okay.
In Arabic mythology, a gin is a spirit unseen by humans with a minch power.
Yes.
Jen can also take on human and animal form and can possess inanimate objects.
But she can make her fists like really, really big.
And she like walks on like this hard, crystallized delight.
And she's in Jersey, bro.
Jersey City.
I told you that's what I'm doing for my birthday.
If you drive down the turnpike in Newark on exit 14,
they have Ms. Marvell sitting on top of all.
the Welcome to New Jersey time.
And I saw it come up.
My home girl shares, Lucas Sherry beer.
I saw her posted this morning.
I was like, yo, is that this Marvel?
Sitting on top of the Welcome to New Jersey, son.
I got to go see that for my birthday.
Look at her, yo.
Camilla Cohen.
Kamala Cohen.
Yes.
You don't like it?
Alex.
It's mid.
Come on.
Bro, it's mid, dude.
It is not.
Bro.
That shit is good.
No, bro.
What makes it mean?
It's so, it's appealing to kids.
Like, it's real cheesy.
It's like rated G.
It's not.
Come on.
Who got superpowers
and they're still religious?
Oh shit, no,
and they're religious,
religious.
Yeah, but you have superpowers.
Like, you know that there's something else going on.
No, but they have an explanation
from the Quran as to why they got superpowers.
Oh, I like that.
This shit is good.
This shit is good, Joe.
I'm telling you.
Like, Moon Night was cool to me.
Moonlight was better than that.
I enjoyed Moon Night.
For some reason, this is a lot easier
for me to watch and more enjoyable,
but it's the way it's shot.
Like, it's like,
Because it's like animation.
What does this have to do with Moon Night?
I don't know.
That's just the fucking podcast.
Ain't that the black gay shit?
What is that?
What is it?
Moonlight.
What the fuck are y'all talking about,
well?
Hold on.
What are you all talking about?
They were by them too.
What are they?
I don't know.
I never saw Moonlight.
I tried to watch Moonlight.
The one time I tried to watch Moonlight.
The one time I tried to watch Moonlight, I was in Anguilla.
And, you know, Anguilla was not happening.
They just, they jumped on the, like, Siri.
Excuse me, sir.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Are you playing the Botty boy movie again?
No, for real.
It was like, yo, it was like, it was blocked on this island.
Really?
And then I was like, I tried to think of all of us.
Yes, right, Clarence.
Clarence Thomas.
No Sodom.
No, son of me.
No, son of me.
No.
What are you sound like if you're making a restaurant.
Take your dick out of that ox tail.
I don't know what their accent is down there.
I was just going to the closest one, you know?
The crazy part is the only thing of people
will get mad about it, the accent.
What accent was I doing?
That wasn't Anguillan?
No, that was Safari.
That was Sephardic?
Safari.
You know, what is happening right now?
Can we go back to the Super Bowl?
Muslims? What's the whole deal?
I don't mean why. I'm only on episode
three. But like what powers does she have?
Like can she show her hair in public?
Like what? She actually does though. That's what interesting.
Really?
Yeah, she always has her hair.
Also, like the dynamic they
show between her and her mother. I was talking to a guy
Humble, Sluke the Humble to Poet.
It's also humble. Humble. A couple of weeks
ago in L.A. And Humble was saying how the
depiction of the mother
in this show is so true.
About what? I guess this
way how...
But Humble...
Humble's not Muslim.
He's sick.
What's wrong, humble?
I was just with him.
There's nothing wrong with him, there's nothing wrong with him, bro.
Like, what do you talk about?
He got Kobe, bro.
What are you talking about, man?
This guy is crazy.
How are you just going to make Humble Hill, bro?
No, no.
No, he's sick.
He's Punjabi. He's sick.
Oh.
I don't know.
I'm just taking his word for it, man.
No, but...
Oh, so he's saying that the, the experience.
is very similar.
That's what he said.
He said,
he said,
he said,
he said,
the mother is very on point.
True to,
true to the character.
So the Dacey experience
in North America.
Yes.
Type in Miss Marvel's Superpower.
Yeah,
I need to know her full superpowers.
Type in Ms.
Yeah, MS Marvel's Superpower.
There you go,
right there.
The third one,
Miss Marvel Powers.
Ms. Marvel.
You got to go to all.
Okay,
there you go.
She, Kamala,
has gained the ability
to extend her limbs.
alter her appearance in shift shape
in several other manners.
She first used these powers
unconsciously upon emerging
from her terogenous cocoon
looking like her role model
Carol Danvers, the current Captain Marvel.
So yeah, I mean, like her limbs extend
she kid, that's this comic book version.
On the TV show, she can create
this light that she like walks on
and uses the light as a shield.
She throws it at people.
It's good.
I don't know why Alums don't like it other than phobias.
This is what it's like, by the way.
This is what it's like being white.
You can't even say you don't like nothing without it's just being racism, sexism.
Why we act like we don't know the rules now, bro?
So you love it.
You love it, you love it, Al-ah.
I love it, you and Al-I.
Inshallah, bro.
Insha-law is all about Miss Marvel.
Why can't she be captain, though?
I think in the comic book she does become Captain Marvel.
at some point. See, the next Captain Marvel movie is a, is a collective.
So it's going to be Captain Marvel, Carol Dambles. It's going to be Monica Ramble,
who's the black woman who ultimately becomes Captain Marvel, and it's going to be
Kamala Khan. So it's going to be like the WMBA of the Avengers?
Yes. That's absolutely what it is. I got to give Marvel credit, man, because I keep telling you,
one of the wackest scenes ever in Marvel history was in Avengers England.
Oh, God.
when all the women start running at the same time.
All of them is like she got help.
And the reason that was such a wax scene,
because it just showed how over the past decade,
Marvel didn't like really pour into their women characters.
Because they got dope-ass women superheroes.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And they didn't like invest into them the way they did.
Do any of them get pregnant?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, eventually because, uh...
What, dude?
Why even look at it?
The Fantastic Four.
Sue Richards.
Oh, Mrs. Stretch?
Well, you're talking about Miss Incredible.
Oh, Susie.
The Daddy Stretching.
The Fantastic Four Father's Stretching.
Reed Richards stretches.
Sue Richards is the wife.
And then they have a son who's like one of the most powerful,
the most powerful mutants.
Oh, really?
Eventually.
Oh, yeah.
Fire guy?
No.
Well, girl with the red eyes.
Scarlet Witch.
Oh, yeah, she had kids.
Oh, so she gets pregnant.
No.
I thought she was kind of like immaculate consent.
Oh, they weren't real.
They were like in the world that she created.
Yeah, yeah.
So I want to know I would love to see a pregnant.
I would love to see a pregnant Marvel superhero.
I'm sure you'll see that eventually.
And then how would they feel about Roe versus weight?
What would they do?
I mean, I would only assume that if you're a superhero,
there's nothing that could like, abort the baby.
Anyway.
What about that fist from Mrs.
Marvel?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay, let's pay some bills.
I think we should pay some pills right now.
I really do.
I think we should just pay some bills.
Where the fuck is row on my phone?
Okay, let's pay some bills.
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Young Miami at the BET Awards.
Did you see it?
Nope.
Put the sign up.
Sluke the Young Miami, man.
Let me tell you something.
Your sign making abilities are incredible.
And, you know, me and Tupacare if don't nobody else care.
Now, let me tell you something.
She's holding that sign up for Diddy.
Salute to Diddy.
Diddy won the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards, you know, this past week.
Diddy is on stage.
Did he is thanking people.
You know, he, rest in peace, Kim Porter.
He gave Kim Porter a lot of love.
Talked about how you miss Kim Porter.
He thanked Cassie, you know.
And, you know, Young Miami, I guess is one of his, his, his, his, his, his,
I guess they got something going on.
And so she was holding this sign up for Puff.
Puff did not acknowledge the sign.
And I see people give.
giving Young Miami flag for that.
But it does not matter that Puff did not acknowledge her and she's still rooting for Puff.
Okay?
Because sometimes you root for people and they don't give you back what you want.
But that doesn't mean that you don't stop rooting for them and that's not your motherfucking team.
You know how I know that?
Because I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan.
Okay?
All right?
So I don't like how y'all doing Young Miami, bro.
Young Miami is repping for her guy, man.
and actually on my birthday,
I want to see a few people with some go-shala signs,
yo, just like that.
That's a great idea.
I'd want to see it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I want some of that love that Young Miami showed Mr. Sean Combs, yo.
She was in the movie that I did with Eddie Murphy.
Young Miami?
Yes.
Get the fuck out of here.
She was in it.
You sure?
Yes.
Carisha.
Well, I don't know.
I would never say that name to her just randomly.
What role did she play?
I think she plays herself maybe
Really?
Well, I don't know.
Lala's in it too.
Yeah.
So her and a young Miami,
but I mean,
she just has a retarded ass.
Super fat, juicy.
Everything we said on the podcast today,
that is the most offensive thing.
I don't know why that came off so wild.
That shit is crazy, dude.
That shit is crazy.
Then he licked his lips too.
Like you ain't married,
bro.
That's crazy.
I'm Italian, bro.
I'm Italian, dude.
I'm Italian, bro.
You got to treat me as
the person I am, which is an Italian
man. You know what I mean? And when she
came through with the super fat dump dump,
you know what I mean? Turd cutter
just swaying in the wind.
I was looking at it.
And I was like, God damn,
that shit could gobble up some toilet papers.
You want the city boy with it? Say what?
Did you want a city boy with it?
City boy with it.
City boy with it.
Hey, city boy with it.
Jesus Christ, man.
No, but that's what I said when I saw it, too.
I was like, Jesus Christ.
Now, stuff like that make you believe in God?
Oh, absolutely.
100% man.
What?
What?
One time for the culture.
Say what?
Hey,
Young Miami, I hate that.
No, get on the mic.
I bet you won't get on the mic and say that.
You scared of J.T.
You scared of Young Miami.
I bet you won't get on the mic.
Why would I be scared of Young Miami?
What did you just say?
It's a BBL.
You don't know that.
That's a lie.
I don't believe that.
That's that.
305.
That ain't no BBA.
That's the MIA.
No.
That's what that is.
Let's be very clear.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Young Miami ain't got no BBL.
That's empanitis.
That's that MIA.
That's that 305.
That's that finger licking.
You hear me?
That's yams.
All right.
Soul food.
Miami.
You're so fucking problem I have with you.
Yeah.
Because y'all want to say
y'all like natural women,
everything else like that's like that.
But look at all falling over someone.
We never said that.
I never said that.
I never said I like natural women.
Who said that?
Don't put those words in my mouth.
How was she not?
Don't put that word in my mouth.
I'm not saying she didn't have a nice body before the BBL.
You can upgrade.
You could upgrade.
You never thought Young Miami had a BBL ever.
I'm not lying.
He's not lying.
And I don't believe you.
We don't know about these things.
You try to make her GMO.
You try to make her GMO when she's organic.
You should be ashamed to yourself, Taylor.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Young Miami.
Yo, Young Miami, young Miami.
You're a hucked you.
Her shit was real.
No, no, no.
Her shit was real.
Her name is Taylor Hayes, Young
Miami. J.T. You want to put a face
to it? Let's go! Okay!
You saw what? Okay.
JT said, JT said
don't be one of these women that she can identify
and put a face to. Okay.
Not be the same way. All right.
Oh, wow. It's on then. And she's from Philly.
It's on site. She from the same place.
No, wait. It's not a problem.
Nothing against me. Can you tell us your problem,
though? Like, please.
Like, I just got back from a honeymoon.
Please, can you tell me your problem?
Like, I would love that. Like,
Just another problem.
Like, yo, we're talking about, we're talking about Rovers, Wade.
She said three things.
We said one girl had a fat ass.
She got a hold.
God damn it.
You turn in the goddamn Martin Luther King Jr.
Yo, come on.
Get over here.
Ready to while out against Young Miami.
No, this is a problem.
But not young feet feet.
Why is the hated?
Because I'm putting out so on a BBL.
She doesn't have a BBL.
She does not have a BBL.
I can smell it.
That shit is natural.
You really acting like Clarence Thomas right now.
Yeah.
You are, yo.
You know, that's facts, bro.
That's facts.
You can like Clarence Thomas, yo.
Can we kick?
Taylor, I'm being serious.
I saw that thing.
Jiggle, jiggle.
I don't think of Miami got no BBL, yeah.
No.
She has new updates of BBL.
You can make the...
Yo, now you call her an iPhone?
Yo, you're disrespectful, yo.
Yo, you are wild.
You wild, yo.
That is kind of crazy to, like, call her that.
That's disrespectful, yo.
Exactly.
an update.
I'm just saying
what I realized
being a natural woman
I realize
how do you know
your natural
there's rumors
no how do you know
you're natural
that's something
you got all these
hormones in your food
his rumors on Reddit
yeah
his room was on ready
that you got a BBL
they wish
no they did say that
my size my ass match
I don't know
no
you also got a TBL
I got what
you got a thigh buttlet
with
no bro
they said
what's the letters
they said the reason
Brazilian buttles
Oh, yeah, Brazilian thigh.
They said the reason you lost the Andrew in that race is because you tried to run too soon after the surgery.
That's true.
Wow.
I've heard that about you.
That's true.
That's fact.
Because you spread, you see how you spread rumors about Young Miami, but people say the same thing about you.
I didn't burn no rumors.
Because we live in an era where any girl that's thick, people automatically say they got surgery.
Tell them.
They had a BBL.
That's why I'm saying I'm getting mad, though, at that because come to the natural people, we don't have any of that.
We don't know if you're natural.
Don't identify as natural.
Don't identify as natural.
I'm telling you.
I'm natural.
There's no proof you're natural.
There's no proof you natural.
You impossible meat, all of you.
Yeah.
For a real.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You know, for real.
For real.
Don't do that.
You never try to spread something.
I'm all natural.
Stop playing with me.
No, you're not.
Not one girl in Lower Marion look like you.
Word of it.
Exactly.
That's why I'm so natural.
Get the fuck out of here.
No.
No.
BBL.
You might have gotten one.
You might have gotten one.
You might have gotten one, for real.
BBL.
You might have gotten a BBM.
BBL for real.
We're not on mic for some reason.
You're not on Mike.
Can you waddle that BBL over there?
You don't do that BBL over there.
You don't do don't do that.
Don't do that, Taylor.
Don't do that.
Don't objectify yourself.
Yeah, go, go.
It's not hers to objectify.
She's leasing it.
When you got to give it back?
When you got to give that?
When you got to get an update?
When you got to get update?
And do you get a free update?
Are you eligible for a free update?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you eligible for new thighs?
Are you eligible for free thighs with your update?
Huh?
Huh.
Okay, can you go explain why your body is not yours?
Go.
My body is mine.
Yeah.
But it's an issue, honestly, where...
Your body is not yours.
It's the Supreme Court.
That's fact.
No, for real.
Damn.
Your body,
Dr. Miami's choice.
Yo.
What?
What?
Yo.
What?
I know I saw it in you.
What happened?
You all said?
It is fucked up when you think about it, Joe.
No, it really is fucked up.
What, well, what if they're
down for the surgeries you want to do?
No, they probably won't be.
Why?
I don't know.
The way things are going, they probably won't be, yo.
Or no, because y'all spend in your own money.
It's not like it's taxing.
spare of dollars.
Yeah.
It's being used for that kind of stuff.
My money don't jiggle, jiggle.
It's fo.
Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
What was that?
It depressed me, too.
They said on ready, you have fake feet, even.
They didn't say that.
That was a rumor going around.
You had fake feet.
You got your feet done.
Is that true?
That's true.
I don't know what to tell you.
This is Rudy Giuliani is a wild guy.
What is Roe versus Wade?
Is that a one-on-one basketball?
ball game between
Shut up
This guy's so stupid
Shut up
Let me retry that joke
And make it even longer now, right?
Hey guys, what is Roe versus
Wade really?
Is it?
Did you see Rudy Giuliani?
Rudy Giuliani
Did you see him say that
he got assaulted at a supermarket, bro?
This is all the mob had to do to him, bro.
Think about that.
This is all the mob had to do to him, bro.
It's just pat him on the
fucking back. He would have ran scared.
Took out the whole mob. All they did to do is pat him.
You know, how you know that man needs love?
Yeah.
You know how you know that man needs love? This man thought a pat on the back was an assault.
Yeah, let me look at it. He never got any type of validation ever.
Look, and then it was two. This is the thing. One guy patched him and then the woman
rubs him and he thinks it's an assault. Why?
Yeah.
Look, Pat rub down.
Why did that woman rub it down so quick? Because they planted something on him, bro.
That's what that was.
Rudy, you're thinking about this all wrong.
You got something planted on you.
That dude hit you on the back to put it there.
And then she rubbed you on the back to make sure it stayed there, whatever it was.
Okay?
Something happened to Rudy in the next couple of weeks.
What do you think of this?
That right there.
They planted something on Rudy Ging, bro.
Like a disease of sorts?
I don't know, but this is very odd.
You don't think this?
This is like a fucking pick and roll.
You know what I mean?
Like literally what?
The guy passed and then watch the woman coming right in.
And then she rubs it in.
Immediately.
Oh, she's in on it, you're saying.
Either that or
That was a really hard slap
I think
I think that he slapped
The shit out of him now
Imagine someone slapped your wife
Like that
Oh we fight
We fight you
So it's a soul
Boom
Imagine someone walks up
Behind your wife
Slaps her
You know what
I'm gonna tell you
What's interesting about this
I'm
We're looking at this video
We're saying
Odd Annie shit
Why did everybody react
The way
That she must have been loud
Or something
Right
That's the thing
Like I think they doctored
The footage
I think they slow it down
A little bit
Right when he slaps
Like look
Everybody looks
Like look look
Look, look.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, this isn't normal.
Like, bha.
And then she rubs, everybody's like, what the fuck?
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
Look at the other people and see if they slow it down right when he slaps.
Bad.
No, no, no, no, no.
You think that was a real assault?
I think that's, I think it's an assault.
If three of those dudes were in your backyard, three what?
Then backsloppers?
Three Rudy Giuliani?
Three, well, three Rudy Giuliani's.
That's a different situation.
But three backsloppers.
I don't know, bro.
I'm just saying this is, yo, don't run up on me and just slap me in my back while I'm talking to my fellow groceries.
There's boundaries.
That's why, you know, everybody got mad at Michael Jordan because they were like, oh, Michael Jordan didn't want to take the picture with the kids, man.
I'm just like, yo, everybody got boundaries.
You know what I mean?
Do I think this is a salt?
No, but now that I'm looking at the footage a little bit more and I'm watching everybody's reaction, I'm like, but don't touch me, bro.
Don't touch me.
That's right.
If you don't touch me, then we won't even have these problems, you know?
Also, were they cool or was he talking shit afterwards?
Because if you got arrested, do you got arrested.
All right.
So then he didn't like him.
It's one thing if you walked up
somebody pat him on the side and be like,
I love you, bro. Keep up the great work.
That's nothing.
But if you tap him and they go,
fuck you, get out of my grocery store,
okay, now we're going to have problems.
Yeah, I don't know what he said to him.
But clearly, uh,
even Rudy's reaction,
that shit must have hurt a little bit, bro.
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
I can not believe I'm sitting in here
siding with Rudy Giuliani.
I'm not siding.
I'm just looking at the evidence
and I'm like, know what?
It should do look kind of sketchy.
What happened?
What did he say?
So I get out.
I walk to the men's room.
I come out of the bedroom.
A group of people who are around me, hugging me,
kissing me, telling me Andrews great.
And all of a sudden, I feel a shot on my back.
Somebody shot him?
Like, somebody shot me.
Oh, God.
I went forward, but luckily I didn't fall down.
Lucky, I'm a 78-year-old who's in pretty good shape.
Because if I wasn't, I'd have hit the ground and probably cracked my skull.
And then I look around and the guy says words I can't repeat.
You effing.
whatever.
And then he goes on and on and on yelling and screaming.
He moves away, yelling and screaming.
Things like, you're going to kill babies.
Your people are going to kill babies.
Not babies.
You're going to kill women.
Let's just ask the idiots.
I don't know, man.
I don't fucking know what's going on in the world.
Leave people to fuck alone.
Keep your hands to yourself.
Yeah, don't touch people.
He's soft.
If Michael Jordan don't want to take pictures with you, he don't want to take pictures with you.
What's Michael Jordan's big thing about the pictures?
I don't know.
I just know all these people are old.
I can join 60-something years old.
At some point, you don't want to be fucking bothered.
I don't have a problem with Michael Jordan not wanting to take pictures.
And I hear people say things like, oh, we buy his shoes and we support him.
God bless.
You chose to do that.
You don't do it for him.
Exactly.
I don't like that argument.
He created a product and y'all go out and consume it.
He owes you nothing after that.
Yeah.
I know you might want to think otherwise, but he owes you absolutely positive.
nothing after that.
I mean, it'd be nice to take pictures.
You got a pair of George's on.
Do you think Michael Joy knows you a picture?
No.
No one owes you, but it's nice to...
We all would want a picture of Michael Jordan.
We grew up watching that goat, that legend.
But I also, if somebody tells me they don't want a picture,
I don't take offense.
I met Prince.
God bless the day.
First thing I said to Prince was I grew up Jehovah Witness too,
because I couldn't think of nothing else to stay.
Oh, that's a great thing that what do he say?
And then I asked for a picture.
What do you say?
He was like, no, he doesn't want to take pictures right now.
Me being the person I am at the time, not respecting boundaries,
decided to take a picture of Prince when he was floating off.
That man floated away.
That man had on a purple cape.
That man floated away.
I took the picture of Prince from the back.
So I got Prince from the back.
Nice coughed hair, purple cape, off the ground.
You can see him floating.
I'm like, oh shit, like we're looking at the picture.
Me, N.V. Angelie, I think I produced a cue at the time.
Sasha might have been there. I'm not sure. I'm showing them the picture.
Like, yo, look at this.
Yo, this guy is floating.
Several seconds later. Where that picture was in my phone, just a black space.
So, I can't with this shit.
Say what?
No, I believe
You, bro
So, and what happened?
Did you post it for like black rights?
Like,
just,
Yeah.
Yo, Prince invented the black box.
Yeah.
He did, bro.
Joe Pritch invented the black square.
By the way,
I saw Prince disappear sometimes.
When I went to Saturday Night Live one night,
it was the night Chris Rock hosted.
And Prince performed.
And, you know,
on TV when you're watching Saturday Night Live,
when the performance is over,
it goes to commercial.
When you're there, when the performance is over,
you can see the artist leave the stage.
Prince finished.
The lights went dark, but it's still
lights on the stage.
He jumps off the stage and vanishes.
I'm talking about like,
like, bro, I'm not even joking.
I'm talking like this.
Yeah.
You, Charlotte, stop.
It's how I look.
I'm Prince right now, right?
Performance.
Performance over.
He does like this.
But there's nothing in front of him.
It was just space.
So this guy vanishes in the thin motherfucking air, bro.
Okay.
The guy in front of me kind of looks around.
And I look at my wife, I'm like, yo, do you see him just vanish?
And then the guy looks at me, he goes, he said vanish, right?
And I said, yeah, you saw him just vanished?
And he goes, this is Saturday night live.
It's literally like if I could jump right there in the middle of that floor and disappear.
That's what Prince did.
What is it?
Taylor said Prince, Shaw.
Taylor said that French might be a magician.
I don't even know what to say right now.
Can we do some asking idiots?
Please.
Please, can we do some asking idiots?
I feel like I'm being judged.
Yo, you said you had an announcement.
Yeah, I'll announce that shit next week.
You said you.
Oh, you don't, on next week?
Next week.
Let's do some asking idiots.
Oh, hold on.
We got to talk about that real quick.
All right, go, go, go, go.
Let's put a button on the row versus.
Rovue Wade thing.
CVS, Rite Aid, and Walmart will soon limit the number of the emergency contraceptives that
people can buy on its website and in its stores after last week's Supreme Court ruling.
I don't know what...
What's an emergency contract?
Yeah, I thought it was just Plan B.
I don't know what emergency contraceptive is.
I think that is the same.
One of the same.
So women, I think I read women can only get like four or six.
Yeah, I think three now.
Three?
Three per what?
I mean, they just...
At a time?
Yeah, yeah.
How man, you fucking need?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
They're like stockpiling on them in case.
Which is smart.
Oh, they do it like they did with lean.
Well, when you buy, you got to show your ID.
Yeah, when you buy Plan B, you got to show ID.
And I think you got to sign something, too.
Well, tell it, do tell.
The floor is yours.
I've purchased something before.
I am ashamed to say I took Blanby before.
Hey.
And you don't have to sign something?
No.
You had to show your ID, though.
Maybe you didn't get it.
You got that bootleg shit in Philly.
No, I didn't.
You go to CBS and I was, wow, I'm not to show my age.
I was 16.
Wow.
Mind you, I took it because I was just mad fear of my parents.
If I wasn't, I used a condom, it's still scared.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I was, like, petrified.
You thought it was going to go, what?
Why would he know the story?
Does your mom know this story?
Why would she know the story?
She knows now.
Continue.
They don't listen to the show.
They will this episode.
Yeah.
Songs are on.
Just before I after the BBL.
Shut the fuck.
I'm going to go BBL.
Anyways.
Definitely before the video.
You don't have to sign it and I don't remember them checking my ID.
Hmm.
To Andrew's point, though, how many plan Bs do you need, though?
Yeah.
I mean, God damn.
Depends you having a whole summer.
What?
Whole summer is canceled.
Yo.
Okay.
All right.
Whole summer is canceled.
All right.
And what a bummer, too, because this is the first.
summer that people are actually going to be able to go party?
Yeah, people outside.
Like, people are going to have so much unprotected sex.
Shut down by motherfuckers who ain't outside.
Clarence Thomas ain't outside.
Yeah.
Amy Coney Barrett ain't outside.
Is she say no to it too?
What did the women, how did the women vote?
Yeah, Amy voted for, Amy voted, uh, the, uh, reverse it.
And then?
Amy voted to reverse it.
Brett Kavanaugh voted to reverse it.
Clarence Thomas, uh, Samuel, Altaito, or whatever the fuck his name is.
And there was another one.
I can't remember his name.
But just the, the women on the,
There's only Amy Coney Barrett voted.
There's three, ain't there?
Three voted the upholded, of course.
But Amy Coney Barrett voted.
So the other two women voted to upholds.
There's three women on the Supreme Court?
Isn't it?
There's the Soto Mayor or some shit.
Because Katanji Brown Jackson not on.
Yeah?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But God bless, man.
I just know whole sum is canceled
and y'all just going to have to like be responsible.
I guess that's what Kamala has was trying to.
say on her interview with Data Bash when she would like think about your sons.
That's the only thing I could think of.
I was just like, because it felt kind of weird to like bring it to the sons at a time like this
when this is an issue that's affecting women.
But it's just like, yo, I guess you're going to have to be more responsible.
Yo, you can't be out this shooting clubs up.
You're going to have to wear condoms.
You're going to have to figure it out.
You can't be how to sleep with random people.
You know what I mean?
So God bless, man.
Elena Kagan.
She's a third.
It is three.
She didn't vote for it.
She didn't vote for it.
She didn't vote to overturn.
Correct.
Yeah.
She didn't vote to over.
Who's the five judges that voted overturned?
Brett Kavanaugh, Clarence Thomas.
Wasn't it 6-3?
Amy Coney Barrett.
Roberts.
Who?
John G. Roberts.
John G. Roberts.
And Samuel J. Alito or whatever, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor.
Salute to Ray J.
Ray J is the goat.
Ray J coming on doing an idiot.
Let's go.
When?
Next time he in New York.
Oh, that's my guy.
Oh, I'm so excited for that.
Let's do some as to Nidias. Let's see what we got.
Let's see what we got.
Do you see clips from the version?
No.
Oh, you got to see.
I just saw the cup and rules thing.
I thought it was amazing.
Ray J's a goat.
I'll show you like it.
It's so good.
Wait, me, is this with the baby thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when he's holding the baby and singing on stage, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ray J is hard.
I think that's a very appropriate record, especially after the Roe v.
No, not one wish, but he kept saying,
My baby's born until the baby's born and tell the baby's born and tell the baby's born.
You didn't hear that?
Let's do the ask the idiot.
Um, shit.
Cloudhopper said is the gap between the has and have knots bigger than ever.
No.
you think?
Feels like it.
At this moment in time,
it absolutely positively feels like it.
I mean,
we knew that the wage gap,
I mean,
the wealth gap,
you know,
it's a big-ass gap,
but it don't feel like people,
it don't feel like anybody's getting
any closer to closing it.
I'll tell you that much.
Okay,
this is what I'm thinking.
The gap is still the same distance, right?
It's just our money is worth less now
because of inflation.
So now,
Like this is the amount of money you need before like six months ago.
This is the amount of money you need to make to survive and this is how much money you make.
Right?
And then billionaires are up here.
Right.
Then all of a sudden with inflation, the value of the money that you make went down like this.
So the amount of money you need to make to survive is up here.
You're below it.
So it feels like you are hurting.
But these billionaires also lost that percentage of their wealth at the same time.
you know, I mean, the stock market is taking a fucking hit right now.
Like, you can make the argument that the really rich people are probably worth less now
because they're so invested into like the stock market.
But because they have so much more, that little dent doesn't hurt them.
It's like when a billionaire gets a fucking traffic ticket, it's like, I don't care about this.
Where regular person gets a traffic ticket, like fuck, that fuck my week up.
Yeah, that shit.
Not the week.
That shit can fuck your muff up.
Yeah.
You know, if you are somebody who, because of inflation, you know, money is,
tighter. Exactly. That one little
ticket can fuck you up. Now you can't pay this bill.
If you were living week to week and now your money's
worth 10% less, you're
underneath the amount you need.
Like it's, yeah, it's terrifying.
So is the answer yes?
No, I don't think the discrepancy is different.
I guess what I'm saying. But this is, now we're just getting into math.
I think, yeah, I don't know. It's weird, man.
I was watching my wife, my wife's watching
this fucking like housewives
of Dubai or some kind of show.
right. And I think people, if you make money and you work hard and you should be able to spend it on whatever the fuck you want, that's great. But in Dubai, it's like a status symbol to have a license plate that has less letters. So if you have a license plate that's just D5, that goes like $30 million just to have that license plate because it's a super flex. That's when it's like a little bit much, right? It's like that license plate doesn't serve you in any way. You know, if you like a piece of clothing, you like a fucking like,
Lots. Like, yes, it's a status symbol that people can appreciate, but maybe you're really into
that piece of clothing. Maybe you're really into a car. Maybe a license plate.
$33 million. You could have donated that to people who are full of starving.
Oh, the life plate costs $33 million? The fuck.
So it's like, that's the type of thing where you look at it. And I understand like the resentment
of maybe like the Uber wealthy from some people because it's like. But we're looking at it
from our perspective, too, though. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like somebody might look at you watching me like, oh, that watch costs
whatever amount of money, that's a waste of fucking money.
And I agree with them in that regard, right?
Because they can't decide what that means to me.
I guess what I'm saying is like, if I was like an aficionado about this thing and it really meant something to me, then, okay, that's cool.
I don't think anybody's a license plate of fissionado.
I think that's strictly a status symbol.
It's just like over there.
Over there.
And I'm like, that's so dumb.
I don't know.
I get what you saying.
You'll spend $33 million on a pool in your backyard because you fucking love swimming.
Like that to me is fine.
You're getting something out of it.
I don't care.
But doing that just so strangers can be like, that guy has money, that shit seems.
Yeah, man.
Maybe I'm a hypocrite because I have, you know, useless material goods too.
I guess for me, it just seems so extreme.
Yeah, all of our status symbols are different.
She joins the status symbol.
100%.
You know what I mean?
But if it makes you really happy, you know, and I guess maybe with license plate makes you
really fucking happy.
Like, I don't know.
How does it like, like a sneaker I can understand it making you happy?
Yeah, I think some people, even just the flexing makes them happy.
so yeah I guess but then it's totally dependent on like what other people think yeah
social media but in that corny a little bit yeah we all got all we all have that in us all right
there's no question but it's a little bit corny when like the only satisfaction you get is by other
people saying oh wow that person is really rich not like other people think oh that person is
artistic or that person is talented or that person has a thing or like even if you have this
crazy house if it's designed beautifully or like you put like cool furniture and these types of things in it
like that's cool.
Like it's,
I'm sure like when your wife shows off your home to her,
to like friends,
it's like a sense of like joy for her
because she put this thing together, right?
I think anything tangible is cool.
The corny thing,
the things I think of corny is like,
if,
if the flex for you is like access.
You know what I mean?
Don't.
Meaning like just because you can get into a certain club
or because you have proximity to certain people.
Like you see those type of people on social media all the time.
People that,
they'll go to NBC and take a picture in front of the NBC logo
or the Netflix logo or are you,
You meet somebody and you take a picture.
Like, I think when you flex access, it's super, super corny.
Because what is that?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
At least the license plate or the painting, whatever, that's something tangible.
You can look at it and see.
Because the license plate is that access thing that you're talking about.
But at least that, but the thing isn't even that cool.
That's why, I mean, shit going to change.
I mean, it's crazy as it sounds.
Access to an abortion.
If things keep going the way they are, that's going to be a flex.
You know what I mean?
I guess it's going to be one of those things.
People are like, where did you get that from?
Like girls are going to take pictures in front of the clinic,
like they do when people are at Netflix for like meetings.
They might.
I'm going to tell you why they might because it's going to be an active rebellion.
You know what I mean?
Especially if they said, if they was talking about setting up those,
I can't remember what they call them now,
but setting up those like places like at the edge of like certain land.
Like the federal land thing, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were going to put clinics on federal land
because the only law that applies their,
federal law. And if it's federally legal to still do, then you could do it. You think that they're
not going to take pictures in front of that? Absolutely. They're going to take pictures from it because
it's going to be an active rebellion. It's going to be active. Fuck y'all, America. You know what I mean?
I thank you Joe Biden or whoever did it. You know what I mean? That's absolutely about to happen.
Let's do this last one and get the fuck out of here. This is from AMJDKDR. What is America's
kryptonite? Agreed.
We are willing to sell our fucking souls for money.
Like most American corporations are willing to sell their fucking soul for money.
And if that money comes from other countries, that money comes from here, no matter where the money comes from, they will do anything.
They will monetize anything.
There's no limit.
It doesn't matter what the fuck it is.
If they can be sold, they'll do it.
We'll sell our most priceless buildings.
It's not just us.
It's, you know, most countries that are, that's just the limit to capitalism, really.
It's like if it's to the highest bidder and you have,
countries out there that can bid something really high, or you have independently wealthy people out
that can bid something really high, then people are going to sell it. And then you lose control of
maybe some of your most valuable assets. And that's kind of a shame a little bit. Like, don't you want
America to own America's shit? Like, what if you found out the White House was really owned by like
Black people? Well, that'd be kind of cool if they're American black people. We built it.
Did you build it? I don't, I mean, that's not true. I don't know. I mean, I'm far. Yeah, we built
the White House.
I didn't know that.
Yes,
laid's boat the White House.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to know something interesting?
I learned when I was out there in early.
Greek buildings and statues
and Roman buildings and statues were painted.
So these like white limestone
buildings that we have replicated.
I saw you post that, yeah, yeah.
And like so many countries in Europe have replicated.
Like the White House is a replica of something that never existed like that.
Life was colorful back then.
They would like paint in all these colors.
It just so happens that it kind of looks really cool, right?
Like when you see sculptures now, you're like,
oh, it's cool that they had a design perfectly like that.
But it was quite colorful.
But how funny is that?
Like, in our efforts to, like, impress the world
by having this ancient-looking building,
we really just, it's a complete cap.
It's like, we just prove we don't even know what the fuck was going on.
I like what you said, man.
We called it the White House.
You definitely called it.
What shit wasn't even white.
Maybe there was no more colors.
Yeah.
I like what you said, because in my mind,
America's Crypto-Nite,
is white supremacy.
But white supremacy is rooted in greed.
It's rooted in greed.
Greed is above everything.
It just happens white people had the power, right?
But if anybody who has access to power,
usually is corrupted by greed,
regardless what color they are.
Yeah.
So it's like...
To your point about they monetize everything,
they were monetizing people.
Hell yeah.
You know what I mean? And it...
Yeah.
And it's disgusting.
And you don't care,
and you just go,
okay, well, this gets me the thing I want.
and I don't have to care about those people and how they feel
because I get the thing that I want.
And that's where it gets a little bit gross.
Like you want to,
you hope that when you're in that situation and you want to help people or empower people.
But who knows?
Maybe we get in that situation, we don't do it.
And we just keep on thinking of more things that we want to buy
and more things we want to consume and we're complete fucking hypocrites.
I don't know.
I'm not in their shoes, so I don't know what the fuck is there.
We tend to become what we hate.
I mean, it's interesting because even if you got rid of, like,
let's just say you got rid of white supremacy.
Let's say you got rid of all prejudices, everything.
Yeah.
White supremacy, homophobia, mis-marbophobia,
whatever it is, all of them.
There'd still be class issues as long as there are money.
There's still people who would want more because that would be the flex, right?
Being as rich as possible would be the power in order to be as rich as possible.
Somebody has to be oppressed in some way, shape, or form.
Somebody has to be marginalized in some way, shape,
It wouldn't be necessarily the white dynamic oppressing everybody. It would be just who has
the most oppressing people.
100%. I think, and I'm sure a lot, you know, this has been said a lot. And I don't want to
discredit, you know, racism or the history of racial struggle in America. But a lot of, I
think, our racist issues are class issues that are manifested as race.
When you have legislation that is racist put into communities,
you start to develop these extreme class discrepancies.
And those class discrepancies manifest themselves
and people having racist feelings about certain groups
that are not fair because they weren't given the same opportunities
as other groups to increase economically.
Right?
So it's like this racist thing that was started from a greed thing,
you know what I mean like greed creates the racist thing
like initially everybody's fucking slaves right
and you're in Europe it's like they'll put anybody
you don't slave anybody like I was in fucking
there was a black emperor of Rome I didn't even know that
back in the day so the way that they paint
the Roman Empire was like yo if you're part of it
you can run it as long as you get with I don't get me around
I'm sure there's fucking tons of racism but
stretches throughout the whole world whatever
but it's just interesting to see how
like a
greed complex can create a
racism complex that then creates legislation that reinforces all those feelings.
It's like out of, yeah.
It's all about that power dynamic, right?
Like, you can create a caste system anywhere.
Like, you know, you, in India, they did.
Stories by Europeans who wouldn't oppress the Irish, you know what I mean?
They were all white-skinned.
Scottish, too.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
We live at, dude, there's a history of fucking oppression.
There's a history of, dude, there's a history of, of, what is it called?
when you take people's culture,
what was it called?
The cultural appropriation?
Yeah, like,
the Romans just did what the Greeks did,
and the French just did what the Romans did.
Like, everybody was stealing each other's shit.
And, like, bro, I mean, it was,
the more you learn about, like, humanity,
the more you see the behavior repeated.
And we live in this really interesting time
where, like, life is good enough
for most people where we can reflect on, like,
how you treat one another.
This is the first time this is kind of really happened.
right back in the day like you look at these periods in time they're like oh everybody was bawling during
the renaissance it's like no they weren't one percent of people were bawling and the rest of people
were living a fucking squalor and it was really tough we just didn't write any books about those people
so it's a really cool time where we can at least go hey that's not fair how you're treating that
person how can we make that more fair and we're not perfect at it by any means but the fact that
we live in a moment we can at least acknowledge it and like try to do something about it and
like call out people in power.
That's kind of, I don't know, trending, right?
We'll see what happens, man.
America, personally, I think we're fucked,
but we're going to have fun while we're here.
I believe in America.
I don't.
You know what it is?
I don't believe in people.
I believe in the idea of America.
Yes.
I don't believe in people.
The idea of America is fantastic.
Freedom, justice, liberty, equality,
for all. But people will fuck up anything.
People will fuck up the most perfect things.
God. They fuck up God.
Why do you fuck up God, bro?
That's what people do. We fuck things up.
And we got to find systems that work
with our imperfections.
And we will make those things imperfect.
Do you think, before we get out of here, do you think
that that's the problem? You know how they're having these
conversations about, like, people on the Supreme Court
need to have term limits? Like, you need to be too old.
Do you think every such amount of years we need to
update our system. Don't you think we might be just living in an outdated system? I mean,
people go back and forth on this, and we should probably have one of these, like, super smart
lawyers that, like, understands constitutional law, but like... Dr. Uma. Yes, we need Dr.
Um, I would love to have Dr. Uma. But, like, I don't know, maybe... Yeah. All of religion,
government. I think you're supposed to, like, reflect the time that you're living in. And I think the fear
for some people is like, well, times change and people are capable of horrendous things.
Like, you look back into like fucking paganism, like before Catholicism is spread throughout,
like, Rome and the world, even during the Catholic period.
But like, it was fucked up, bro.
They're like fucking little kids and shit like that.
Like, there's no rules whatsoever.
People just indulge in whatever they want to do.
Like, you go to, you know, like Mount Vesuvius, like Pompeii, you know, that big fucking
volcano.
Like, apparently, like, they, the volcano eruptu.
and like it keeps intact what the town was like.
And like you,
there was a brothel that had pictures of what you could do
with like these heinous sex acts.
So a menu.
A menu, bro,
because people couldn't speak the language.
It might be just like fishermen that just showed up.
They'd be like that Jamaican restaurant.
No side to me.
That's it.
That's it.
So it's like there's part of me that looks at that.
And then I see how corrupt and fucked up
and foul humans can get and what we're capable of.
And I'm like,
maybe we do need,
we need some sort of,
rule that just checks ourselves from devolving into complete debauchery.
Well, I'm sure that's why those systems were created.
Because I guarantee you if they had a menu for this little shit that was going on,
it was legal back then.
And that's the problem is that, like, I don't know,
you always hear about what happens at these rich people parties, right?
And it's just like crazy drugs.
I always fucked up.
Fuck Fest, this, that, the other and stuff like that.
And it's like, well, what if only those people had all the power completely unchecked?
Yeah.
Would they start making that okay for them and their friends to do everywhere?
And nobody could tell them not to do that?
That's what it feels like is happening.
And all the people are subjugated.
Now, that's what feels like it's happening.
Because when you put certain people in positions of power in regards them creating legislation, they'll do stuff like this.
Because it benefits them.
Absolutely.
Wow.
I don't know.
That's where you see like the, you call them the quote unquote religious nut jobs, but maybe in their mind, they're going, do you know what this thing can turn into?
Do you know what fucking human beings are capable of without a backbone?
And maybe that is what very religious people feel.
That's why religion is dangerous, man,
because no written words should be like the end all be all forever.
Like forever?
Like the Bible is forever.
The Bible's homophobic.
It's misogynistic.
Yes.
It's sexist.
It's like,
yes.
But at the same time,
you know how fucked up?
Like I think that there's like a joke about this problem.
But you know how everybody talked about like the Catholic priests
are like fucking all the boys and shit like that.
And it's just like, well, everybody was fucking boys before them.
Like the amount of boy fucking has went down so much.
So like maybe that's, they get that.
I don't know what just happened.
I think I was with him.
He had me.
He had me and then I was just like, I don't know what the fuck should happen.
No, I guess what I'm trying to say is like they, some like rule of law came around that
said, hey, you guys are doing too much crazy shit.
and needs to cut the fuck, chill the fuck out.
Now we're going to be overly strict.
And people are like, God damn, this was so strict.
But then the opposite side of the pendulum is way too crazy.
So how do we maintain this middle ground?
And every culture has their version of it, their version of this like representative democracy or whatever it is where people go, hey, these are the rules.
And we try to uphold the Constitution.
But shit changes and it gets better and it gets more equitable.
And then the fear is that it gets too open and too free.
and then people start getting subjugated to treatment that they should not be.
Yeah,
I wonder if you even know right or wrong if there are no rules.
What if we're making everything up, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what if certain things are only bad because we say it's bad?
And because we've been hurt hearing it's so bad for so long,
when you do it, you're like, oh, I feel guilty.
I feel ashamed.
Like, you know what I mean?
Bro, they're, I'm just saying, like, we think it's fucked up to have more than one wife.
their countries and their cultures where it's completely tolerable to have them.
Whoa.
But here it is illegal.
Whoa.
As it should be.
Okay.
I'm just saying, right?
Like,
we're all subscribing to some rules.
And then we think that those rules are, you know, what is it?
Ordained by God.
Is that it?
Ordeaned by God.
But, like, they're different gods.
They've got different rules.
All right, y'all.
I think we did it.
I don't know what we did.
Hey, man.
But hopefully you guys are thinking about these things.
That's all the brilliant is about, okay?
Smart people talking dumb shit are dumb people talking smart shit.
Yes.
It's up to you to decipher.
As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right, too.
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