The Brilliant Idiots - Musophobia

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

This week on Brilliant Idiots we discuss Lil Nas X's viral video and Satan shoes, Quavo and Sweetie fighting in the elevator, We find out what Wax's biggest fear, Sharon Osbourne getting paid millions, What should be the punishment for the teen girls that killed a Uber driver, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Man, it's so good. I've been whacking off to Lil Nas X's new video, bro. Non-stop, man. Non-stop. Turning you on, turning you on? Yeah, dude. What is it? Is it Little Nazex, his ass or Satan's horns?

Which one is turning you on? It's a combination of both, bro. You know, I like them both. Yeah, dude. Now, I'm teasing, but it's been really funny to see the outrage about the video. I haven't watched a video. What? I haven't seen a video.

I haven't seen a video. I saw a clip on. Well, two reasons for that, right? Number one, I'm really, really, really, really trying not to be a part of, like, the herd mentality. Because it's literally like every single day something pops up on social media that seems to suck up all the oxygen out of the room, takes our attention away. takes our attention away and it goes from social media to all the group chats that I'm in

people calling me asking me I don't give a fuck that much you know what I'm saying and you know we already got to talk about it on Breakfast Club we talk about it on the podcast during the week I don't feel like talking about that shit during my regular everyday now that's one

number two I don't do Satan I just don't never have never will like that's just not my thing and this goes and I'm consistent with it I want everybody to go Google me when I was doing radio in Philly and I gave Little Wayne donkey of the day because little Wayne said

that he would go to hell and take over. He said, I'll kill anybody. A mother, a child, a newborn, I'm worse than Satan. And I just don't play like that. That's just never been my thing. I don't do, I don't do Satanic images. I grew up a Jehovah Witness. My

grandmother was a Baptist. I stayed away from Ouija boards and all of that type of shit. Like, you know. You play with the devil. Why do you think that, like, it's so easy to come for Christianity? Because Lil Nas X is not putting out a prophet Muhammad sneaker. Well, I mean, he's not, well, yeah, you're right. They did put out a Jesus sneaker.

I mean, I guess because you have so many Jesus freaks. And, you know, that's a great point because my man, saluta, saluta, my guys at Art Meets Chaos. You know what I'm saying? man Don. Don had made me these really dope jeans. I got to ArtMuch K.L. I made me these really dope jeans. And he had Prophet, the Honorable Elijah Muhammad on the lake. And I just asked one of the brothers. I asked my man, brother Don, you know what I'm saying? What does he think of these? And Brother Don was like, I don't like it. It's too close to the genitals. He was like, you know, the honorable Elijah Muhammad should be close to your heart.

Respect. You know what I mean? So I never wore the jeans. just because I didn't want to offend anybody from the nation of Islam you know what I mean? So, yeah, to your point I just think you got to, I'm about to say you got a lot of Jesus freaks out there but I mean, I don't know, Jesus selves,

I feel like if anything of all the religious groups, Christians are the most understanding. They should be. I mean, like, but it's almost like people take advantage of it, right? It's like, uh, they're most, what? You're right. No, that's true.

Because Christians basically, they're like, yo, we forgive you and we're going to turn the other cheek. And then everybody else is like, bet. And then they just go, they make all their, because if we had the same conversation right now, listen, I'm just making argument. I'm not religious at all. But like, I started thinking about this,

and I was like, hold up. When Charlie Hebdo happened, you should never get killed for a cartoon. Don't get me wrong, right? I don't even know what that is. Oh, that was the guy who made the cartoon about Prophet Muhammad? Yeah. You should never get killed for making a cartoon,

and we live in a free society, we should be able to make cartoons about whatever, et cetera. But there's still an argument to be like, you're making it just to piss those people off. You're doing this just to antagonize this group and like make them feel pain, right? And even the ones... So like, so there's so many different nuanced arguments

to be made from this little Naz-X story. That's why I think it's really interesting because he's doing it not because he believes in the devil. People have probably told him he's going to hell for years ever since he came out as gay. So he's like, okay, let me do a video about what hell looks like. If I go there, you're telling me I'm going to go there. I'm going to show you what hell looks like.

But at the same time, he knows how to antagonize white conservative Christians. Like, he's the black gay Tommy Laren, right? Like, he chooses their favorite music. Their favorite music is country music. He's like, I'll make a country song, right? He's like, I'm going to do this devil-worshipping stuff. I'm going to put out a devil sneaker. he's not a Satanist, he's not a devil worshiper,

he's cosplaying as a devil worshiper to antagonize Christians. And you can't be, like you always say, you can't be shocked at the reaction. Yeah, I'm not shocked at it at all. I think your point about him doing what Tommy learned him do is an incredible point. And I think that, you know,

when you put out a song Old Town Road that literally becomes the biggest song ever, like literally, Like, that's a bar that you set for yourself that you'll probably never reach again. But that fame that you got from that, that's a different kind of high, man. So you got to be very careful that you're not just doing things because you're trying to seek that same level of attention. You know what I mean? You're trying to garner that same level of fame.

Like, don't become, like, you know, just the person who's doing shit for shock value because you're just trying to always get to that high you got from Overtown Road. said you're saying, is he doing anything now? Could I have yet to have anybody say to me, song jamming, though? Yeah, yeah. I can't tell you one line. I can't remember a single thing about the song. Yeah, nothing.

I haven't heard nobody talk about the actual record at all. Yeah, it is interesting, though, because, like, you could also make an argument that as a Christian, you would support everything in the video because he's a gay dude going to hell, which is where Christians think gay dudes are going to go. Yeah, so. They need to update that in the Bible, by the way.

Well, I mean, you're going to take it up with God. But I'm just saying, like, there's nothing anti-Christian about the video. He's in hell and he's doing gay stuff. And that's where Christian think gay stuff is done. So what's... I was told he even kills the devil in the video. And then replaces him. Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, I just... I'm from the Bible Belt, bro. I'm from South Carolina. People don't even like me calling myself the God in the Bible Belt. You know what I mean? So imagine how they feel about Satan. Yeah, yeah. So it's just like, yeah, I just never played with Satan in that way.

But I'm not mad at Lord Nas X. The only thing I would tell a little Nas X is I would tell him, you know, just don't get caught up in having to constantly do things like that to keep people's attention. You know what I'm saying? Because if the song don't go, now the next video, you got to do something even more crazier than you did in this one. Literally get fucked about. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. It's like, yeah, that's the only thing I would tell them. And the sneakers, I didn't, you know, I'm not wearing those sneakers called Satan with human blood in them. It was on drugs. I'm not doing it. And if my blood is in the sneaker, I want royalties. I should be a lot of royalties. Whose blood is this?

Like, that was just ridiculous. It's just like, you know, it's just like, all right, man, you all, whatever. It's probably chicken's blood, though, because it's real easy to get. I would rather it be chicken's blood. Yeah, that's probably. If they said it was chicken's blood, it would make more sense. But hey, man, it worked. It sold out.

But then, you know, what? What's the cost? Because now Nike suing you. How dare Nike sue? Like, Nike literally has... That's all they do. Yeah, I'm just saying, but like Nike has sweatshops full of fucking kids sewing together sneakers and all of a sudden they're going to be like,

but we don't put blood in her sneaker. It's like... They're giving them jobs, though. Oh, God. All right, guy. But when they're supposed to work? I don't fucking know. No one's saying they shouldn't work.

He should just get paid a little. I really don't know. I really know. on there to do a nice class action lawsuit. Yeah. Sue the suit of shit out of Nike. Let's go. Cease and desist.

Seas and desist. But Nike does that all the time. Nike sends cease and desist to so many people. Like when you make, you know, custom Nikes or you try to like, you know, customize the Nikes and sell them yourself as different shit, Nike jumps on your ass quick. They don't play that shit. If you got something that even look like a swoosh, Nike's on your ass. They did that to us. They gave us a cease and desist for two things.

For what? Well, we stole the Nike swoosh. What? For the fashion, the last fashion drop, we did. That she was fired, too. Yeah. What was it? What did it say?

Just what it? It said, just do it yourself. That's kind of hot, though. Kind of hot. You didn't even need the swoosh, though. Yeah, but we did. You should have put your nose. I'm serious.

I'm serious. It should have been something more that people No, it's you. Yeah. Oh, shit. The nose is my logo. The nose is your logo? For the Shultz Studios logo, there's my nose in it.

It's kind of funny if you notice it. That's dope. Yeah, yeah. That's dope. But Salute the Lord Nazex. My only thing is like, just don't get caught up. Just don't get caught up in the shock value shit. You know what I'm saying?

Because you're going to keep having to do things like that in order to stay relevant, and you don't want to be in that position. No. Now, positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Did you see the Cuevo and Suiti? video. Yes. I did see it. Thoughts? Um, I thought it was really funny the people to, I thought it was really funny that people going, that's not abuse. That's what Adrian Broner was like, that's the type of relationship

I want. Like, he said, I don't want to want to be in a relationship if a girl's not going to punch me in my sleep. And I'm just like, what? Yeah. It's too many people, there's too many people used to having trauma bonds, bro. That's interesting. You know what I'm saying? Go on that. That's interesting.

It's just too many people having trauma bonds. It's too many people who haven't really, you know, seeing what real, I guess, love looks like, real trauma-free love. Like love doesn't have to hurt. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, people say pain is love.

It's really not. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't have to. to like hurt your significant other be in a situation where you and your significant other are hurting each other to call that love. What I found interesting about it is like there's no

there's no right or wrong in this situation right. Like I see everybody choosing sides. Oh Cuevo's wrong and you know, Suede's wrong. Quavo's right. Suede's right. No. This is like both they're both equal levels of bad.

What happens? I don't know what happened besides like I mean I'm just going. I'm just going I'm just going off this minute 30 second clip. The minute 30 second clip. And I think TMZ broke it down perfectly. Scroll down a little Taylor. Because TMZ broke it down play by play perfectly. I'm trying to find the mouse.

What they say was. I'm going to read it if Taylor. I'm trying to find the mouse. If Taylor does her job for once. Shut up, Andrew. We're going to fight. So it says, see what happens? See how it starts?

Exactly. Exactly. But he's not my boyfriend. So I could fight him. We got a trauma bond. Taylor, we got a trauma bond. We got to break that, all right? TMZ says it shows both of them standing outside and open elevator.

And when the video starts, Suweedy is swinging on Cuevo. Cuevo dodges the hit, dropping an orange call of duty case in the process, which Suuidi tries to pick up. Cuevo grabs it, and as they struggle for the case, scroll down to the tail, I can't see it. As they scrubble for the case, he grabs her arm and swings her into the back elevator wall, then they both go down. As Suidi lay on the ground, possibly injured, Cuevo stands there without helping her. helping her up. I saw equal levels of toxic in that situation. And this is what I tell men and

women. Everybody keep their hands to their self. Simple. Everybody keep their motherfucking hands to their self. There's nothing good about this situation. Neither one of them look better than the other than me. You know what I mean? The worst part about it to me was Quavo not helping her up. Like, bro, y'all both fell. Like, it was like y'all was going for a jump ball and y'all both, you know, hit the goddamn ground. Like, you know, like, help help the young lady up. Yeah. Other than that, I saw two people that are both in a, that was a toxic situation on both parts. That's it.

I have a question. Is there never no volume in the elevator? Excuse me? So here's the thing. Here's the thing, though. Rap couples, stay out of elevators, bro. Take the stairs. Yeah, just take the stairs.

Like, when is that shit worked out, bro? Like, honestly, I think that is. the takeaway from all this. Like if you're a rapper and your relationship with another musician or something like that, there's a better way

for you to get to your destination. There's not far down the steps then, Andrew. There's just too much ego for that tiniest space to be confined into. No, I get it. I get it.

I just, you know, I just don't think that should ever be a situation. If either one of y'all, men and women, feel like there's about to be a physical altercation, take a walk.

Take a walk. Yeah. Take a walk. get out the way. Breathe a little bit. I'll say this, though. Quavo is committed to his gaming, bro, because like he was... Was that really a call of duty box? He was not having it, you know? He was not having it. He was about to break his

shit. Oh, he's about to go crazy. Yeah, he was not happening. That guy loves his gaming, bro. Don't get in between a man and his gaming. If that was a real call of duty box, it wasn't about that call of duty box. You know when you and your significant other beefing about something and the little and shit pissed y'all like that. I'll talk about dumb shit. I'll touch my fucking water, yo.

The bottle's empty. There's not even no water in there. Like, we've all argued with our significant other over some stupid shit. Because instead of us communicating and talking about what the actual problem is, we start being mad at each other for nothing. Like, yo, why you're chewing so loud, yo? I ain't like the eggs this morning. I ain't like the eggs.

You know what I'm saying? Why you ain't used brown eggs? I don't like white eggs. Yeah, I like the food. It's just stupid shit. It wasn't over that call of duty game. I don't know what it was over. But it wasn't over that goddamn Call of Duty game.

I thought he was taking his Birkenback. That's what I thought at first too, because I was, you know. Or it was full of money or something. That's what I thought too. I just think everybody should keep their hands to their self-in. And it's so interesting how the universe works, right? Because they'll always show you parallels. So yesterday everybody was going in on Cuevo.

Going in on Cueblo. Qua-n'n'n' on Cuevo. Qua-vo's, you know, evil, yada, yada, yada, this and that. Then the day, here comes somebody who I'm starting to put in the top five white boys of all time, man. Who's that? Mr. Chet Hanks. Yo, Chet! You know what I'm saying? Chet! Chet! Chet! It goes

Chet on Instagram this morning. White boy's summer. Do, did you see the video? You didn't see him get attacked? No, what happened? Oh my God, Alex, pull us up for show. Man, what? He got attacked. He got attacked by a girlfriend. But what? That happens all the time, though. He was, supposedly she was mad.

that, or no, he caught her stealing. And I guess she was mad. Yeah, allegedly, that she got caught. Yo, it's so ill. Listen, he said credit cards and stuff. But when he opens up the video and he goes, buy your girl some girl. He goes, yo, he goes, yo, my girl just tried to attack me with a knife.

And then she rushes him. Like, she rushes him and, like, slaps the phone. And so the video cuts off. And the video cuts back on. He's bleeding. And he's bleeding from the forehead profusely. And he's like, she's already bleeding. He's like, yeah, she came in me with.

with a knife, you know what I'm saying? And he actually filed a lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend, and she had a restraining order against him after this altercation that happened in January. Right? But this is a man accusing the woman of being the aggressor. You see him bleeding from the forehead. You see him say that, you know, she tried to attack him with a knife. And all I ask people is if the roles were reversed, what kind of conversation will we be

having this morning? Huge one. But, I mean, it's okay for, it's not okay for girls to do it, but what's you going to do if a girl hit you? Run. Yeah, that's all you can do is run. That's literally all you can do is run. But nothing's going to happen to her, though.

And he did the right thing. He turned the camera on and, you know, he show his head bleeding. Smart, smart, you know what I mean? I'm looking for this video. I can't find it, bro. Go to Hollywood Unlock. It's on Hollywood Unlocked. It's on Shade Room.

No, Shade Room doesn't have the video. Oh, you don't have the video? They just had the picture. Oh, he just had a picture? Yeah, go to go to Hollywood Unlock. Just attacked me with a knife. No, I didn't. Did I attack you with a knife?

John, put you on me on that. You pushed me. Oh, wow. You push me. When I'm done with your ass. Wow. When I'm done with you. She just attacked me with a knife.

You want to get out of my face. She just attacked me with a knife. There's the proof. She's mad because I caught her stealing. But it's just like, it's funny how the universe always shows us parallels. Because the same conversation that was, had about Cuevo yesterday is not going to be had today in regards to Chet Hanks' girlfriend. Wow, bro.

This is one of the smartest things I've seen somebody do. Wow, bro. That's crazy, man. But my advice for both, my advice for all people, men and women, everybody keep their hands to themselves. I almost thought you were about to say, everybody clap your hand. You need to say. cha-cha-slide. Next time you think you're about to get into an altercation with your significant

other turn the goddamn cha-cha slide on, okay? And everybody start cha-cha-sliding. That'll help you motherfucking wussar. This shit is stupid, man. And I honestly don't know what to tell people other than everybody keep their hands of themselves. I see, you know, people who use the argument like, well, you know, women can't hurt men. Yeah, but men can hurt women, right? So if you know that a woman putting their hands on a guy, some of these guys will go upside your head. We know that. Yes. So if we know that, why would you encourage women to hit men? And women could definitely still hurt men. Do you say that it's okay if you get caught cheating and some of that, then Carl has the right, right?

She hit smack me and do something. I mean, I get it. Come on. But that's what I'm saying. So is it different circumstances? You think my wife ain't never hit me? No, I know. But so is that, is that okay though? No, it's not okay. But it's not okay. But it's okay. You see what I'm saying? I'm not going to hit her back. I'm not going to hit her back and I'm not going to leave her. got caught. I got caught. Oh, man.

I remember one time I came in the house. This was, I mean, this is this, I was living in Columbia so I can lie to say this is like 15 damn it

20 years ago. And I was out all night boy and I had the nerve to come in the house when the sun was up. Ooh, come home late, barely beat the sun. Man,

soon as I open the door because she had the top lock on on purpose, soon as I opened the door, two piece, Bap, that's all good. No. And she was calling you to?

He didn't have phone back then. He probably had like a sky. Yeah. I don't think, I don't know how I was, phone. They probably have beepers back then. What was your excuse? When I walked in that house,

I called a meet, which mean it was my excuse? Like, why did you say you got home so late? Man, I ain't got time to be lying. I ain't say nothing. Just take it to go. Just take it to go.

I took that two piece and, you know, slept with one eye open. People understand. If you used to get a beatings by your mom, the only thing she did was just train you for your wife. Man. And I'm loose to it. Look, and listen, I'm the type person.

If I get caught, red-handed and I know I'm guilty? What I'm supposed to do? What am I going to do? Can't even argue back. Shut up. Man, go to sleep. You know you wrong.

Why is it called red-handed? Like, is that some racist shit? It should be black-handed like fingerprints, right? No, it should not be black. No. No. Oh, my goodness. Is that like a Native American slur or something?

What is that end of my idea? Yeah, why is it called getting caught red-handed? We might need to cancel that. Yeah, we might got to cancel. We've been saying getting called red-handed. not knowing what the fuck a red hand is. You never had a woman put hands on you, Shultz? Say what?

You've had a woman put the hands on you? No, I don't think so, Belle. Wow. It says the expression called red-handed. Oh, this is your people. This is your people shows. Has the origins in Scotland around the 15th century. Let's go.

Given how it was used in the earliest references the phrase red hand or red hand. Oh. Well, I guess they cut your hand off. Probably referred to people caught with blood on their hands from murder. You're caught red-handed because you were caught doing the act. Got you. No, I don't think a girl's effort, like, maybe like jokingly, but never out of anger, like, put hands on me.

I'm also the type of person that, like, if I'm in a fight with my girl, like, I'll just leave. First of all, define fight. No, not like a physical fight. Like, if we're getting to the point, like, the way I look at it is, like, if we're getting to the point, well, we're not even listening to each other and, like, we can't move past it. Yeah. I just go, you know, we're not going to accomplish anything. Why don't we just take a fucking few minutes, 30 minutes?

Like, let's just take a walk or even just go to separate rooms. Like, I know it's fucking frustrating to even hear that right now. But let's just take 30 minutes. It's true. Call each other, come back when we're calm. Because once you get angry and everybody believes that their side is right, you can't even think about the other side. Then you take 15 minutes.

You're like, ah, shit, I saw how she felt there, man. Oh, man. That might have fucked up. That's it. And honestly, in those situations, most of the time, you end up just calling the other person like, yo, my bad. That's it. You have to apologize.

The man have to apologize. That's it. Whatever, whatever Cuevo and Suidi was going through, it was something that led up to that moment we saw. You know what I mean? It happened many times before. How do you know that?

I said, or? I didn't say it happened. No, we don't have to speculate like that. See, that's the, that right there, Taylor? And it's not an indictment of you. This is just the problem that we have in this era. Like, everybody always tries to add on the things. Ard has happened a million times before.

R, he's probably this. Our, she's like, She's that, no, we don't know nothing. We know what we saw in that minute, 30 second clip. If we were talking about some white person saying the N-word calling a camera, you would be like, he probably said it a bunch of times before. It depends. It depends.

It depends how it's used. Because you can tell when that nigger rolls off your tongue, you know what I mean? Yeah. To know, for real. Yeah, he do that a lot. That's right. And the nigger hit different. You can tell when it's somebody's first usage of the N-word.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They still hesitate. Yeah, for sure. Exactly. Wack their line. hesitation. It's like, who you?

Who you? He used to. I hate you to. You know? But when you, like that guy, who was the guy that got in trouble a couple weeks ago? Morgan Whalen. That's what it was.

He was like, you bitch-ass, nigga. Oh, that's a country singer. Specialist. Specialists. What about the guy that messed up? On the, um, on the, uh, what was a, a commentator? Oh, no, you're talking about, um, Kramer. When he was on stage?

Who? No, I remember the commentator he said, is like a point to the game. He said, a nigger, but it was like a team. Don Imus? No, he's talking about when they were kneeling, and he was like, look at the damn nigger. Oh, pro.

No, no, no, no, he's a pro. Oh, yeah, he said that. He's a pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro. He said that. Pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro. Pro, pro, pro, pro. Morgan Whaley, a pro. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's certain, like, you know who the people I excuse? People like who came, the girl who came on stage with Kendrick Lamar and was singing, good kid mad city. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Somebody like that, I'll excuse. When he set her up in front of all those people.

When he set her up, fucked up, when he said, can anybody sing my song? He brought a white girl up on stage and then got upset at her. He always had a piece of shit. Yeah, he's a real piece of shit for that one, bro. She should have known better, though. She doesn't know better.

You got to know you getting set up. I mean, does she? Let's know you getting set up, though. You got to come on. I mean, I think people are more aware of that now in 2021. You know what I'm saying? People have bleep themselves down.

By the way, that's an age-old conversation. There's been actual... Girlfriends had a whole episode about Lynn's white sister singing J-Z-H-H-to-the-Izzle and saying the N-word and not realizing like, oh, I can't say that,

but it's in the music, yada, yada, yeah. So it's an age-old conversation. I think it's where you grew up at, if you could say it or not. No. Nah, not the white... If you didn't grow up around black people, I think if you don't think it's as bad as it is.

Like I think there's a lot of like suburban whites who just a little bit more comfortable saying it because they haven't seen how much it affects somebody. Exactly. And then when... Yeah. I remember being in West Virginia and having, you know,

this was when we were shooting Buck Wild in West Virginia and having one of the country dudes from West Virginia hear me say it, a white boy. I'm talking about a big pickup truck. truck driving, shotgun in the back, Confederate flag on the wall, white boy. And he was like, hey man, my friend, I can't remember who his friend name was, but his friend was black. He was like, my friend wouldn't appreciate you saying that.

And I don't appreciate you saying into my presence either. You know what I'm saying? And I'm using it in context talking to Duvall. But didn't he also say the N-word to you guys? No, that wasn't, that was, that was, this is another white guy. Shane actually said to N-Were, rest of peace to Shane Gandhi. But the way, even the way Shane said it, he said it in. context. I'm going to tell you. We was in the truck. It was freezing. Yeah. I had on full

fatigues. I was West Virginia dot. I had on full fatigue, one Z outfit, and I had on a ski mask. It was freezing. I'm about to get out the truck to go into the CVS. Shane is in the front seat. He turns around and looks at me in a state of panic and he goes, Charlemagne, no. You're a nigger in West Virginia. They'll kill your dad. You're going there with that ski mask. Good looking out. Shane. You understand that. Thank you. You understand. You know what I'm saying? If Shane would have said it any other way, I probably would have been like,

ah, fuck that. I'm going. I ain't scared of this. But the way, he said it. Worst, man. And the exact way that people in that store would have saw me. You understand what I'm saying? Yes.

People calling on the phone. There's an N-word walking around this goddamn store with a ski mask on. What? We're on the way. You know what I mean? But why he didn't say black man, though? Black man wouldn't hit the same. No.

He wouldn't have still went to say. Yeah, black man wouldn't hit the same. That's interesting. Because he says you're a black man in West Virginia. You're like, yeah, I know. That's cool. He's exaggerating. He's saying crazy.

But he was saying how people saw you. Saw you. That's right. If he said black man in West Virginia, my instinct might have been like, I'm going to combat systemic racism. Here we go. My black skin should not dictate whether or not I wear this ski mask in this store. I'm going to take my black skin in this door and they're going to accept me as I am.

Okay. But when you say you to. N-word in West Virginia, that means you want to be on this wall next to my dear? You know what I'm saying? You want to be on the milk carton? Fuck that. So, I mean, I respected it.

So it's different ways you can, I'm not giving nobody a pass to use it. I'm just saying there's been times in my life where I've heard it and was not offended by it in any way, shape, or form. Right. And you get to decide when you're offended or not. There's no. We all do. Exactly.

Everybody gets to make their own decision on if they're offended by something if they're not. What's a word for you, Andrew? Say what? What's a word for you that's going to make you upset? Like how N-word is to us? Like, what's a word? Do you get upset like when we say Cracker-ass Cracker?

Nah. His shit is trash-ass sneak again. You tell Shultz he got a trash-assniquet. Boy, he went, boy, every sneaker in the motherfucker. That's the most vulnerable I've ever seen Shokes in my life. I'll never forget that as long as I live. You know what's funny? You know what's funny?

Somebody must have sent you that because I never understood how you saw it because you weren't even tagged in it. I was on your page. You were just looking through my tweets? I don't know. It was right there in the comments. Nah, it was on Twitter? I just saw you say, bro.

No, it was on Instagram. It wasn't Twitter. Nah, because it was pictures. It was a video. Nah, it was Twitter, bro. It was Twitter? It was Twitter. And then what did you say?

What I say back? He was like, bro, why are you working? me, bro. Well, I'm working on this. I think that's what it was. I saw your reply. So I went to go click to see what the reply, what you was replying to.

And the dude was like, they're going to Andrew with them whack-ass air forces again of some shit. And that shit had Andrew. Andrew only got two pair of Jordans or something. Andrew only got two pair of Jordans. And that shit pissed him the fuck off in a real way.

That shit was true. That she was fucking true, man. Can we can't. from the truth. Bro, no, nothing hurt like the truth. Yeah. I have gone on full-blown rants about people, donkey of the days,

and they don't get offended. But I can say one line, one line that cut deep, like one line, like one line that I didn't even, I wasn't even trying to be, you know, witty or anything.

It was just, hey, man, this is what it is about this person. And boy, that motherfucker will lose it. You know what I'm saying? That truth night. cut so goddamn deep.

It do. Woo. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. But the moral of the story is don't put your hands on people. Can we can we say that? Yes.

Men and women, don't put your hands on people. Please stop everybody. Like as Andrew said, you know, because I said it and Andrew says he does it, take a beat, man. Take a beat. Take a beat. Let's go take a walk. Have a brea. That's it. Get away from the person for a second.

But y'all are cool down. If she catches me cheating or something, which is not going to have. But I'd rather you hit me than leave me. Just for me. What do you mean? I did both. Like me saying, if you punch me in my face for cheating on you, but you don't leave me, I take the punch in the face.

No, you got to pick one. Yeah. I take the hit. Yeah, Taylor says you both. I did both. No, no, no, no. No, you cheat. You're she selfish.

Come on. Why am I being selfish? You got to pick one. You want to hit them and leave? Do y'all not know the story? That's how punishments work, bro. Like, if you don't pay your taxes, you go to jail and you still got to pay your taxes. Exactly.

Which is fucked up. That's wow. That is fucked up. I'm not going to jail. It's fucked up. If I go to jail, I don't got to pay taxes. Like, it's you, too. What's what I'm saying?

You paid your debt, right? And how I'm supposed to pay more in tax if I can't work? If I'm in jail, exactly. Same thing with child support. Yeah. Stupidest shit in the world. If you're going to lock me up for a year, at least knock off some money off the goddamn child support.

I know. At least $10 a day or something. Shit. Do you think it is a double standard, though? What's that? Yes. When we see, when we see Cuavo and Suidi. Yes.

But I believe in double standards. I think that they're great. Why are double standards great in this situation? Because we're different. Bro, a girl punching me is way different than me punching a girl. Like, let's be honest. Yeah, but you're Andrew Schultz. And what I mean by that is you're not going to react the way, you know.

Think about that maniac that they just arrested in New York. What's the fuck? What's his name? Michael. Michael. What? 38 years old and beat up. that 66-year-old Asian woman.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle, in midtown, two blocks from Times Square. Yeah. Fucking disgusting. Do you know what else he did 18 years ago, Andrew? Try to kill somebody, right? He killed his mom. Oh, wow.

We let him out. Like, literally killed his mom. Yeah, he got out in 2019. What's the dude name? What's his name? I think it's Brandon something. It don't even matter because he's going to jail for the rest of his life. But it's like, put hands on that man and see what happened.

Look how he's dressed You can tell you what I'm saying Everybody not going to react the same Yeah But these fuck these dudes I'm more mad at these motherfuckers Than the guy Oh yeah they got suspended

Well they should be fired Those bum-ass security guys Come on man Why y'all even there By the way There's a lot of guys out there like that Yeah But you can't just tell women

Y'all have the license To put their hands on guys Because every guy Not gonna react the same Every guy not gonna walk off Every guy not gonna run away some of these dudes will do that to you. My dad told me that in high school.

He was like, you won't choose the right one. And then I'm going to have to come up there. See what I'm saying? And now you're dad, but that's a great point because now you put your hands on a guy. The guy puts his hands on you. That guy going to jail, rightfully so. But then your daddy going to come and do something to that dude. Now your dad going to jail.

So everybody don't put hands on each other. Yeah, you're saying it as more like a protective measure. You're just like if you don't put hands on something. somebody, nothing bad can happen to you. Or anybody. Both parties. Or anybody. Men and women.

Yes. Both parties. That's it. Don't put hands on each other and shit won't escalate. That's what happened with Cuevo and Suiti from what I saw. Sweetie swung at him. Cuevo moved out the way. Then he reached for the bag.

They tussling, they fall down. Now everybody looks stupid. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It all looks bad. Everybody's toxic. None of y'all need to be around each other. Everybody needs to take a motherfucker

You know, the Chathank situation? I don't know. He said his girl came at him with a knife. All I know is if that was a woman and there was that same video, blood on the forehead. My boyfriend just came at me with a knife. It would be World War III on social media right now. So we all need to keep that same energy when it comes to domestic violence because it can go both ways. Nobody needs to be putting their hands on each other. It's all waxed. We know deep down. We know deep down it's more wrong. They're both wrong, but it's more. wrong when a dude does it to a girl. All day long. Yeah, especially if he's just

abusive. You know what I'm saying? Especially if he's just swinging on girls and beating the shit out of him for no goddamn motherfucking reason. It's never a valid reason unless you like really protecting yourself. Like life of death situation. Somebody got a gun. A woman got a gun, a knife. Like she's trying to really harm you.

A man. A woman turned to a man. That's a good point that waxed made before. It's like once a girl has a gun or a knife, she's a man now. She turned it to a man. Yeah. Like once you actually have a weapon. What if she's bigger than the guy. You should have did more push-ups.

What if she's bigger than the guy? What if she's like waxed size? Still, there's she need to be doing something with that.

She need to be, she need to be doing something with that. She need to be in the WNBA or something and she's waxed size. Because think about it.

Think about the young lady who got killed at the Capitol. She got gunned down. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? She didn't have a weapon. Right?

But you don't hear people saying like they could have handled that differently. Yeah. You know, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. We pick and choose kind of when we, you know, want to be outraged.

Yeah. About these situations. We do understand that there's context to this stuff, you know. I think that outrage is a lot of times is a function of victimhood or the vulnerable. And depending on who you perceive as vulnerable, your outrage is going to be directed to them when they're aggrieved. like if you feel like you're a Christian in America and you're a victim and you're vulnerable as the values of America, you know, move away from Christianity. When Lil Nas X's video comes out, you're the one that feels like the victim.

You're the one that feels a grieve. So there's outrage behind it. But if you see a woman get beat up by a guy, you see women as, you know, victims oftentimes of abuse or just societal limitations put them by men, so you're going to be more protective of them 100%. Absolutely. So I think it's like a natural instinct, which is kind of good. It's like a good instinct that we should like want to come to protect people. And I think what you're saying on top of that is, yo, if none of us put hands on each other

is just going to be better for everybody involved. Absolutely. Yeah, like we all recognize as human beings like don't hurt the vulnerable. But at the same time, just because you're more vulnerable doesn't mean you should go around swinging on people too. because it could lead to bad situations I mean, you know, to Quavo's credit, you know, he didn't put hands on it

but it still don't look good. You understand what I'm saying? It doesn't look good. I'm not exactly sure what he did. I guess he kind of like threw her into the elevator with the bag. It looked like they was diving for a loose ball, bro.

I didn't know what the fuck was going on. He looked at the camera though, like he knew he fucked up. Yeah, yeah, like, fuck, man. He probably thought of Jay Z in him right away, like, fuck. Got my eyes too. And I pray it wasn't for Call of Duty, bro. I ain't never played Caller Duty slap like that.

Yeah. Every man, man. It slaps like that? I ain't never played before. Really? I'm sorry you haven't. Yeah, my son wanted me to play that in the Fortnite and I still ain't never get on.

Call of Duty slaps like that? Like they're treating it like it was those goddamn boxes in that bum-ass Justice League movie. Like they did slaps like that? I didn't watch the new one. You're talking about Snyder Cut? Garbage. Really bad?

Absolute. Gobbage. Really? DC, I mean, it was garbage to me. I don't know. Some people acting like they like it, you know what I'm saying? DC Comics, DC just needs to hit the reset button on their whole shit. Like, this shit is so trash.

And I'm only going to say one thing about the movie because it really pissed me off. There's a character in the movie called Martian Manhunter. Martian what? Martian Manhunter. He's a, you know, big superhero in the DC comic world. Martian Manhunter shows up twice in this movie. He shows up in the middle. because he can shape shift.

So he shows up to pretend to be Superman's mom to talk to Lois Lane to get Lois Lane, I don't know, not to leave or some shit. I don't fucking remember what it was. And then he comes back at the end to tell Batman

he wants to join the Justice League. I'm sitting there thinking to myself, this motherfucker was here the whole time and didn't join in on the fight. Shit. Like you was here throughout this whole movie. and didn't join in on the motherfucking fight. Maybe guys like that.

I don't respect it. Yeah. I just don't respect it. But I didn't fuck with the Justice League Snyder because I thought it was whack. Have you seen Bad Trip yet? I have a good question. I have a good question. Talk to me.

Are you allowed to fight female superheroes? That's a good point because Thanos be knocking the fuck out of California. They all got weapons, though, right? All the women always got weapons. They turn themselves into men. They got superpowers or something. Their superhero powers make them not just regular women. But at the same time, you might be hitting a woman if you're doing it.

But Danos, don't give a fuck about that. No, I'm with you on this show, and I'm going to tell you why. Danos got superpowers, too. Danos got the infinity gauntlet. So therefore, he still shouldn't be hitting the woman. Superman should not be fighting Wonder Woman, which he did in Justice League. Why are we okay with this? I don't care if you have superpowers or not.

Because that evil is the playing field, right? At some point, you just got to be like, that's still a woman. Furthermore, the, what do they call? The Delamettege or something? The Dora Malage. What? The Dora Malage. The Dora Malage.

They don't have superhuman abilities. They got the vibranium, but that's it. You're just beating up regular girls. That's not cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, there's a scene in game. Man, Thainos punches, the f.

fuck out of Captain Marvel. Remember when Captain Marvel was trying to take the glove off and then he grabbed the Power Stone or whatever and punches Captain Marvel and sends her flying? That's not right. Captain is a girl? Huh? Captain is a girl? Yeah, Captain Marvel.

I don't know. You never seen it? Captain Marvel, dude, these are the interesting questions. I don't know what to say in that situation. I mean, it's a movie, right? But I mean, DC and all, not even DC, Marvel is trying to do this, they're doing this new woke thing, right? Especially in the MCU.

But they're not too woke when it comes. to violence between the genders. I mean, frankly, I don't know if I could hit, I would never hit Wonder Woman or anything. I could hit She-Hulk. Why would you hit She-Hulk? If she was green, I could hit her, bro. If she just was like all hulked out and shit, I could do that.

Maybe it don't count in the superhero world because everybody got superpowers. Yeah. Do any of the woman ever die? Huh? Yeah. Well, yeah, Black Widow died. and black widow died at the end of, uh, endgame.

She died in the end game. Yeah, they had to, some black character had to die. You know, they got the gay adventures. Well, they got, they got, they got a black, she's white. You know, they got, you know, they got, uh, the gay captain America now. What? Why? Oh, God.

This guy. What's why? I don't know. Like, why? The other one was a good question? That's a perfectly good question. Why? It is.

Why? When Wax said that it sounds so homophobic. He does. Why? Why is Captain America gay? And why do we even know? We never cared about Captain America fucks. And what's wrong with the other one?

Well, it's a special edition I think they did for Pride Month. Pull it up, Taylor, pull up gay Captain America. He's got a name and everything. Yeah. So what happens to the other one? That's fucked up? I mean, it's a bunch of different Captain Americans. It's Marvel?

Yeah, that's it. Because they have the, no. His name is not Sparkle. Oh, there it go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His name is Sparkle? No, man. They said Marvel crazy.

Come on, bro. Yeah, Marvel announces Aaron Fisher. No, don't scroll so fast. Marvel announces first gay Captain America. Aaron Fisher, a gay teenager, will take on the mantle in the United States of Captain America marking the character's 80th anniversary.

You know what I mean? I think this is something they're doing for Pride Month. Yeah. I don't have a problem with it. You know, because the comics are so diverse. Like, they can have a run where they have the, you know, or LGBTQ character.

Why didn't he mess with him? He's a good guy. Get another one. It's a new one up. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's a good guy. But there's more than one Captain America.

There's more than one. There's multiverse. So there's more than one Captain America. All right. Yeah, they got a black Captain America, Sam Wilson. They got another black one, Isaiah Bradley.

They got a bunch of Captain America. It's like they got an Asian Hulk. I think this is though. I think they should just do the all gay Avengers for Pride Month. So every Avengers gay for Pride Month. Okay, I'm kind of into this. Yeah.

Because you can change, if you literally take the word dick. Yeah. And put it after, put it in their names. It all makes sense. You can have Captain Dick. You can have Iron Dick. You can have black dick. You can have Scarlet Dick.

You can have Aunt Dick. I'm serious. The word dick. It might know. It'd be the mighty dick. Because it's the mighty Thoris. It'll be the mighty dick. Oh, the mighty dick.

The Incredible Dick. The Incredible Dick. The Superman is on there. The incredible dick. The incredible dick. Superman is on there. No, but you can do super dick if you want to. What's what you're saying?

What about the lesbians? What do you mean the lesbians? Well, they're involved in homosexuality too. Yeah. True. What's more lesbianic? You said, what? What's more lesbianic?

Oh, my God. That's not like a planet. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, be careful. Yeah. What about like Captain Scissor?

Oh. You know what I mean? Ooh. Okay. Okay. The incredible scissor. The incredible Scissor. Yeah.

Oh, the Mighty Meat Wallet. The. The Super Squirder. Yeah. Super squirter. The Mighty Meat Wallet. I like that one. Okay.

You could do like iron double-ended Dildo The Ant Man, yo The Ant Man Dildo would be fire When it just grows inside you It can grows, it can be small Art can get as big as you want I'm trying to tell you

I'm trying to tell you I'll highlight me, Marville We write this for Pride Month You know what I'm saying We clean it up a little bit So we're not using words like dick and pussy But we can do this Like why not?

Let us get a whole of the Avengers just for a second. And you know what's so crazy? When you think about it, there's been superheroes like Blue Marvel. And it's other ones as well who've had to keep their power secret, right? Even when people know that there's superheroes, like the Blue Marvel character in particular,

John F. Kennedy, if I'm not mistaken, it was one of the presidents told him that he can't even be a superhero because he's black. So he chose not even to be a superhero. So imagine having to suppress your superpowers. You know what I'm saying? It's one thing to suppress, you know, the identity that you, that you, the gender that you identify at. But imagine having to suppress your superpowers. I do that shit every day, bro.

What? I don't tell nobody my superpowers. What's your superpowers? I can knock people's teeth out of their mouth really fast. This guy. Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts. One of them is knocking someone the fuck out. It's a skill.

Everybody can't do it. He got a superpower. He just don't show it all this time. Yeah, but that's quite common. Like, people can knock people's teeth out. And that ain't nothing. No teeth, that ain't nothing. Knock somebody's teeth out.

Do you think Conello Alvarez could beat Mike Tyson? Now? Yes. Yeah. Me too. Not even a question, without a doubt. That's it. Me too.

Me and Glasses Malone was debating this this week. And Glass said, no? Yes, he said 54-year-old Mike Tyson will beat Conello Alvarez. No, no, no. I got to see who that is. I don't think so. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because here's the thing, like, one,

Canello is not tall, but neither is Mike. Neither is Mike. You know, if Mike was, like, one of these six, five heavyweights, then... With reach? With reach. With reach. Yeah, that'd be crazy.

But Connell is going to be in there mixing it up, head movement. Mixing it up. Yeah. Mike got to chase him. A lot of speed, you know what I'm saying? Tagging Mike up. No, there's no. After about three, four rounds, Mike going to get gas.

No, Mike. And Connell is going to pick them apart. Yeah, there's no way. Mike still is shape, though. I'm sure Mike still in shape, though. Say what? I'm sure Mike's still in shape. Not like that.

Not like 30-year-old Conno Alvarez who's fighting three and four times a year. Yeah, there's no way. You know what I mean? There's no way. Let's pay some bills, Taylor. What's what we got?

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I'm already going to say you're welcome right now. Now let's get back to the show. The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. All right, let's get back to the show. Let's do some church announcements. I want to tell everybody that my first audible original project, It's out right now. It came out yesterday.

It's called We've Got Answers. We've Got Answers is a project that I put together. I wanted it to come out last year prior to the election. But, you know, things, we got caught up a little bit. And I think now is the perfect time for it to come out. And if you're wondering what the project is about, the project is literally any question a white person could possibly think of to ask a black person. I put together this black brain trust, Dr. Claude Anderson, Tamika Mallory, Ebony K. Williams, brother Nouri Muhammad, David Banner, Jamila Davis, Senator Nina Turner, Teslin Figuero, Reverend William Barber, brother Nouri Muhammad, Dr. Alfie Noble, attorney Corey Minas Smith, Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams, and Erica Al-Ale. Alexander. So you have a lot of different things covered. You know what I'm saying? From economics to

mental health to, you know, schools, prisons, everything. And literally, my man James Altichie, you know, got with a bunch of anonymous white people and Chris Morrow. And they came up with, you know, a lot of different questions, you know, to ask, ask, ask black people. And yeah, it's out. It's out on Audible right now. It's free if you have an Audible membership. So I just want y'all to check it out. You know, tell me what you think. You know, I think we live in this era where it's not enough conversations. It's not enough, you know, questions being asked and we all assume.

And I think that's where a lot of the problems, you know, come into play. So, you know, hopefully, to me, this is like a safe space. And hopefully we could create more of these safe spaces. You know what I mean? Because I'm sure that we all got different questions for different coaches and different communities that we want to ask without being perceived is. bigoted, our prejudiced, you know, or whatever phobic y'all want to attach to it. You know what I mean?

So check out, we've got answers on Audible right now. It's my first Audible original project, but certainly not the last because, you know, me and Kevin Hart have a production company at Audible. So we have a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of content. Well, that's amazing, man. I think it's a great idea. And I think, yeah, it's just really smart. I think there's a lot of confusion

and then I think right now and there's a lot of like you know just being a white person I have a certain amount of comfort I think with non-whites that maybe the average white person doesn't have so even if they did have questions they just wouldn't know how to ask

because the stakes they feel like would be too high so they just kind of avoid it and I get that too I get that feeling of if I ask this question people might think I'm a racist so I don't want to ask it because I don't want to be labeled as a racist. I know it doesn't seem this way, but white people are terrified

of being racist. Most white people that I've interacted with do not want to be known as a racist. Do not want to be racist? They do not. I would agree with you from a, you know what? I was about to say from a New York standpoint, but New York even changing, bro. No.

Of North changing. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm not saying, like, there are plenty of races, don't give me wrong. But like the ones that I've, the white people that I've interacted with don't want to be seen as racist. Even if they have racist tendencies that they don't even know about potentially. You know?

And some of them are just culturally clueless. Exactly. And there is a difference. You can be ignorant and not hateful. Yeah. You can just truly be ignorant. Absolutely. And I think it's the way that you become not ignorant

is by education. But how can you be educated if you're too scared to ask a question? Well, this show. That's a great idea. It's a really great idea. Yeah. And I mean, that's right. exactly why this project is important.

So if you are a black person that's tired of answering these questions for your white friends, if you're a white person that's afraid to ask, as Andrew just said, we've got answers on Audible. Check that out. And make sure you go pre-order Temeca Mallory's upcoming book state of emergency. When is this shit coming out already, bro? We've been pre-ordering this book for the last fucking year. You know what's so crazy?

No, no, no. God damn hook. Holy shit. I was reading this comment, man. Somebody left a comment and was like, they've been promoting this book for five years. No, the fuck we have it. Yes, we have. We've been promoting this, the first episode of this podcast.

We're talking about, thank you Mal. The book, we first. We first announced it in November. Oh, my, moly, bro. This is unbelievable. We done there had a whole Harry Potter franchise come out before this fucking book is released. Release the book. Tomica.

Release it, please. Please, we pre-ordered it. I pre-ordered it 15 times already. Hoping that shit. Comes out. May 11th, Tamika Mallory, state of emergency,

how to win in the country we built. You can pre-order it now. It's not even April yet. We're going to have a whole month more of these pre-orders. It is April now. It's April 1st.

It is? Yes. But this podcast comes out. It'll be April 1st. Oh, word, right, right, right. And Anita Copax, How to Win in the Country.

I'm not about to say How to Win in the Country. Anita Copac, Shallow Waters. That'll be out August 3rd. You can pre-order that as well now, too. That's a, young adult fantasy fiction book about the African mermaid yamia and thank you for everybody who keeps listening to the

Black Effect podcast network man we appreciate you supporting all the various podcasts on the network and speaking a young adult fantasy fiction rest in peace to beverly clearly oh the architect of romona quimby okay in the quimby family and henry she died at 104 years old so please nobody say life is short okay i hate when people do that when people die at 90 and 100 years old life is not short. They lived a full life. You got any church announcements? Shultz? Yeah, man. I don't know if by the time this is out, it will already been announced, but we're adding another leg to the tour. So, yeah, those dates will be, they're either out and announced now and have gone on sale or, you know, this is happening

on Wednesday, so I haven't really decided just yet. But go check my Instagram. All the information will be there. And, you know, we were super fortunate that the last leg of the tour, All the shows sold out before we even left to go on tour. So go get them tickets early, man. I'm telling you, just get them early. If you want to come out to the shows, the shows have been crazy. Also, we've been cooking up some fun stuff, man. You know, we've been back on the road.

So we started dropping in again, which is our travel show, started cooking up some more clips. So we're going to have a lot of good stuff coming. And we were just in Nashville. And all I got to say is we're taking the country charts by Storm, Charlemagne. Oh, you're about to compete with Little Nazex? That's all you got. That's all I'm going to say.

That's all I'm going to say. You know, I was about to say, you know, it would be better if you rap. But now, white guys rapping ain't a thing. Oh, oh, oh. Who says there isn't a rap in the song as well, Charlamagne? Vanella Schultz. Listen, rest and peace to Nipsey Hustle 2. Yeah, peace.

Yesterday celebrated, today, the 34. We were taping this on the two-year anniversary. of the transition of Nipsey Hustle. You see me in here with my marathon hoodie, my marathon hat, my Nipsey Hustle chain. So rest in peace to Nip. You know, NV asked a good question this morning. He was like, yo, do you celebrate?

Because, you know, Biggie's family said, do you celebrate the day of the death? Or do you celebrate the birthday? I'm like, you don't celebrate the day of the death. No. But you acknowledge it. You know what I'm saying? You like, you acknowledge it.

He lost a soldier. Exactly. This is the day that he transcends. You know what I'm saying? So you acknowledge the transition. We might celebrate the life. You know what I mean? You celebrate the life.

I mean, we celebrate the life every day. Every day. You know? But this is just the day that we acknowledge, you know, this is when he transitioned. So rest in peace, the nipsy hustle. Have you seen bad trip yet, Schultz? No, but I've heard good things.

Yeah, I want to see it. It's really good. Really? But, I mean, I like that kind of humor. What is it? You know what is the movie? I know Eric Andre's in it? Is it?

Little Relo in it? Yeah, Little Rels in it. Tiffany Haddish. It's literally like Eric Andre is, he's going around doing these series of like, like, pranks on people. So it's like people don't know that, um. Like Borat kind of? Yeah, like Borat.

So the people, like he's doing these scenes in front of people and people don't know that this shit is fake. Right. That's dope. You know what I'm saying? So you get real reactions from people, which probably makes things that aren't that funny even more funny. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I hear you. You know? And it was really good. I've heard really good things. What the fuck is that? Whax? What the fuck? Shut the fuck. Yo! No. No. No way. There's no way. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

What was this? What was this? Oh, they just break. Oh, wow. Who got them? This is Taylor's idea? Oh, this is great. Yo, wax.

Yo, wax. Yeah, wax. Yeah, wax. Yo, wag. Yo, wax. You, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, remember wax earlier? Yo. Remember wax earlier when he said, No, I got a superpower. I can punch people's two-dop-in-mouth. T-Fout. This is his krypton. This is Wax's kryptonite.

Rats, mice, mouses, okay? And I'm not talking about Jones. This is his kryptonite. Okay? I've seen Wax, what y'all saw just now,

the only reason he wasn't at full speed is because of all the obstacles, the cameras and the speakers and all that other shit. I've seen this guy stand up. up and run full speed out of a restaurant. We was in New Brunswick, New Jersey. Yeah. We're the only black people in there.

Me, wax, my wife, and Dolly. Right? I think we're going to see Duval at the, what's the comedy club? Scratch factory. I saw the mouse first. I thought he's bullshit. He thought I was playing. I'm like, what the fuck?

Was that a mouse? He's like, man, stop playing, man. You want me to run. Get out of here. Shut up. Boy, that mouse must have heard me. So the mouse came up from behind me. and showed wax his face

that motherfucker got up and jetted 40-yard dad speed out the restaurant All the white people was like What the fuck Because you just see this big black guy Running Man come on man

That shit out of here Fuck is what we're just thinking, man Shit April fools Perfect Who idea was this April food Oh that was Taylor

Taylor been plotting on that for two weeks Oh that's great And especially to do it during the bad, bad trip conversation. Exactly. That was great. Listen, Taylor been plotting on that for two weeks. Taylor had that rat sitting behind that book bag this whole time. And I'm just like, just wait, just wait, just wait.

She was ready to shoot 30, 40 minutes ago. I'm like, just wait, just wait, just wait, Taylor. Oh, you knew? Yes, I knew the whole time. That fucked up. Oh, I thought you were scared too. Oh, no, no, no, no. I told Taylor the color of the ears because it didn't look real enough.

When she showed it to me this morning, I'm like, nah, you got a color of the ear is black, yo. The ears too pink. The rat's too pink. That's exactly what I went to do. I went to that show. I went literally to that restaurant and I said, another motherfucker one again. Why do you have a phobia of rats? Yeah, if you had a chicken farm.

I used to grow up with them. Chickens eat for rats and stuff. I ain't had to worry about. I got snakes and chickens around. So they ain't come after rats. I mean, rats don't come around. when I grew up I used to see the rats come out of the closet you know what I'm saying I know if a rat ever show yourself they're so sneaky is they're sick as hell they're gonna come bite you because they're about to die you know what I'm saying so I was like man fuck that I used to watch rats just jump up in the air and have seizures and all that shit because they eat rat poison like it was fucked up in I got I got nothing to do with the fact that you might just be intruding on this rat's habitat because sometimes we do that like I grew up in Jersey yeah I was growing up in Jersey I got I got P-T-something-S, whatever this shit.

PTSD, man. When did you realize when did you realize you had a phobia rat? Like one time, this was really fucked me up. I was sleep right. And I was sleeping on the couch. And I felt something like going

over my leg. You know what I'm saying? So as soon as I opened my eyes and looked up, I seen a fucking rat in my face. Oh, my. What fucked up teeth and like red eye. Yo, I went like this. I stood up.

I ain't sleeping like a week. I was in my mom kitchen with a fucking, with a broom. I slept like that for like three days standing. Why ain't just buy a rat trap? These fucking rats that we had, they didn't fucking know. Rat traps is easy.

They used to bite through the cans. So Master Splinter will beat the shit out of wax. Man, listen, if somebody want to rob me with a gun, I'm looking at this thinking like, I'm going to fuck you up when I get away. But if you got a rat, you got me. I give you anything you need, bro. Now you know waxes.

his kryptonite. I know. Me to fuck a love. I'm gonna get you, though. I'm gonna fuck you up. Not with that rat. What if he wears the rat around his neck? Around his neck like a charm.

Just a big ass rat around his neck. There's a guy in New York that actually has two rats and he skates around. Yeah, you'll never see me around. You'll never see me around. Invite him to bully and the beach. And let's see if wife can get over his, his phobia of rats. I be seeing those shows like get over your thing and the fair fact or something like that or fair tactics?

I don't go. I don't know. But it's like I'll be watching them and they put in their hand. There's no way I can do it. Hypnosis can get you out of that. Hypnosis could get you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what hypnosis, if it takes something away, it adds something. But I don't want that.

Does it? What would it add? Oh, it doesn't. A fear of rats is bad, bro. No, it doesn't. You just made that up. You just made that up. You just made that up.

What you said? You just made that up. Just like you made up. Rats only come out of the closet when they're sick. Okay. No, that is true, man. When they're gay. Because I remember that one coming out of the closet.

He snuck out the closet, man fast and stood there. Yeah. And he started doing a seizure. It started jumping up and all down. He died. He wasn't doing a seizure. He was dancing, bro. He was voting.

Yeah. Well, you know, he didn't come out in front of the closet. Exactly. That's how I looked at him. She chose to do it. Rack came out the cloud and vulgar. I am free. Okay.

I am mouse. Hit me roll. What you're talking about. I'm a fucking mouse. I want the world to know. Listen, what else we got? What else we got, Taylor? Let's do some shit you won't care about next week.

Well, I know what I do care about. Prince Williamson. That's what I need to get. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you can't get a house? What's the deal with that? I know I'm going to go through a little bit of racist.

Ain't no little bit. I told his ass last week. Now, listen, remember how Shane had a conversation with me and Shane said you were N-word in motherfucking West Virginia? They'll kill you dead. I told Wax, you're an N-word in New Jersey. Nobody's going to rent a house to you. But you know what?

My realtor is trying to be nice. Like, maybe you should, maybe it's just wifey and kids should come. Or maybe if she'd be like, listen, you're an N-word. You need to not come to these girls. and I will understand it. Yeah, absolutely right. They all keep trying to tell him nicely that it's him.

It's the Tims, it's the dreds, it's the blackness. Why don't you do this? Why don't you go as security for your wife? No. I don't think they want me around.

Believe me, the areas I'm looking at not, I didn't see me at all. And I told him that. I said, yo, let Carla go by herself. Wax. Driving her to all these locations.

looking suspicious as shit because he'll lean his seat all the way back. You know what I mean? What did the white man tell you when you went to what you would call the other day? No, it was with the realtor. He asked Lee, like, can I talk to you? Like, talking to the realtor.

Realtor. Yeah, he talked to the realtor. Like, can I talk to you? And she come back and was like, he's just not so pleased that you're here. And I'm like, oh, no shit. Like, I'm trying to get, I tell him I'd give him a couple more months down.

They don't give a fuck about money. They like, get the fuck out of here. You are not allowed. I got to sneak into somebody's neighborhood. So anybody out there who don't mind me. Do you have a suit? That's what I said. A plaid shirt.

I'm not doing that shit. Because I'm not going down and you're going to get there. And then they're going to call the cops on me all the time because I'm not wearing a suit everything. Nothing looks more suspicious than waxing a suit. Come on, man. The fuck. Have you ever seen why? You saw waxing a suit in my wedding shirt.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Put shoulder pads on and like a giant's jersey. a practice jersey and then act like you just came from practice. I don't think it's that because they don't know what I am. You're an actual football player.

Anyway, so that's not it. It's just my blackness. Believe me, I'm going through it. I've been through this a lot. I think it's his sweatpants, bro. Like waxing sweatpants look so fucking suspicious because they're kind of tight, but they're not. You know what I'm saying?

And then his boots look big as hell. So it's just like, yo, is there something? that looks off when he walks in with sweatpants like this guy's up to something. He got his gloves hanging out his back pockets. You know what I mean? Like he looks like he's about to climb somebody's wall and break into their window and fucking going their house. But I'm really a nice guy too, man.

They really kind of want me in their neighborhood. Something's going on. I probably can help him out and shit. But like, give me a crib, man. Damn. Let which let Carla leave. Yeah, I think I think we've got to dress you in a way. This is House 20. This is my 20th crib that I lost.

Okay. I think we've got to try to dress you in a way that's going to make the people from the neighborhood feel comfortable. So I might be like that all the time. That's not going to happen. No, you don't. You just got to dress that way to get in there. So, for example, like, if you want to wear sweatpants, wear like a Peloton T-shirt, and then all the white people are going to be like, oh, my God, one of the instructors is moving into the neighborhood.

It's a great thing. I like that. I like that. I like that. I'll give me a couple more tips. I like that. I mean, who should I be listening to, right? Shultz, say it.

Pick tails. Pick tails would be a nice touch. Bugging. Pick tails. Adorable but like you just dress if you feed into their racism if they're racist white people dress the part of the races of of their perception their positive perception of black people and then they'll be so excited that you're moving it Pull up with the MAGA hat on or you know what I'm like I'm a coach of the team or something like that but I think it's more scared of just me I'm telling you try the MAGA hat bro you know you know all the people no man yeah if you wear a MAGA hat with a T-shirt a T-shirt that says January 6th

2021, I was there. Boom. Everybody like puppies. Why don't you act like Deschapel in that skit? Remember that skit where he didn't know that he was black and he was blind? Like white power? Yeah. What are you doing?

You know, if you wear a MAGA hat, you would get in. There's no question. Y'all crazy too. Nobody will know. You just wear it one time. Yo, y'all want me to fake to get into it. I mean, I guess I don't fake. Yes, that's what you do.

We all do it to get a house. To get a fucking rent. I'm about saying, what should I change now? You know what? You know what? I'm a fake to get in this shit. You gotta do it. You're faked to get in everything.

You fake to get in girls. You fake to get a job. You fake to get in anywhere. This guy faked his whole way through college. I really did. And nobody knew my name. So now you're going to stop faking? Now?

Exactly. It's kind of stupid. I get what you're saying. I'll be at his football games, sitting around girls, wax to get a sack. And he'd be like, Herman's Jenkins,

you know, with the sack. And the girls be like, they never give Troy his credit. They never give Logan his credit Paul never gets his credit Sean why don't they ever get Paul his credit I'm like who fucking Paul?

Sean Paul I don't know who Sean Paul is But listen I had a bunch of Even my bills in my crib None of that shit man I never had my real name Because I grew up around a bunch of Nigerians And Polish people

So it's like they used to always If they get your name you're fucked I don't know why I thought you about to say That's how you became a scammer But you said that's how you avoided I avoid that shit, man. I already know what time it is.

Even though your name and a one number of your Social Security, they got everything about you. So your parents just never gave you a name so that. Herman, wax. That's why I need you to call me wax. I don't want, right here you see my real name around people. I'm like, yo, bro, this motherfucker might get me. Herman.

Herman. Why? What's up? Herman. You know, it's crazy. Your name is Herman, bro. Shit you won't care about next week. Prince Williams was named the sexiest bald man alive.

How you feel about it, Charlotte? I dig it some bullshit because he's not even fully bald. He's not. That's really not bald. You got the toilet seat shit around his fucking head, yo. You're not fucking bald. Get the fuck out of here. You don't leave the baldness to the ball people.

He don't even have a Carl Winslow. Bowling. Runners up. You want to name him? Who the runners up? Right there. Right here. This whole paragraph.

Mike Tyson. Okay, you got Mike up. Jason Statham. See, this pit bull, you're all bald people. Michael Jordan, yeah. Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Dwayne, Johnson, Vin Diesel. Those are ball-headed individuals.

John Travolta is bald. Yeah, he's bald now. You can't have the toilet seat shit around your motherfucking scalp and claim baldness, bro. That's not how this works. He got to let that go. Yeah, I hear you, though. Women will call you bald if you got that shit, though.

Yeah, I was going to be called ball for a long time for a ball spot. Well, you still, he does. He does. Wax does have a ball spot, though. Don't tell me you got dreds in a ball spot. That shit looks so stupid. Hold on, let me see. Wax, Stevie Wonder, bro.

I'm telling you. Wax, let me see. I got a fix. I got a fix. Is it a spray you put on this shit now? Wax take that hat off. He looked like Young Jeezy in the front and look like two chains walking away.

I'm telling you right to fucking out. All right. Wax, you got the spray. I got the spray. He got the Chico B. That's right, Alex. He got the Chico fucking bean. My shit a little bit better than his shit.

I tell you, the only thing Chico need to do is go get that fucking spray. I'm going to see Chico this weekend in Orlando, so I'm going to go ahead and that spray that I use. Have a bald spot? We have a spray you just put in there. It looks like here, too. It's kind of dope. I had a picture. Can you show me what your hair looks like?

Huh? Can you show me what your hair looks like? They got pictures, man. I did have a picture. I think I showed you that picture before. Remember I showed you that picture shows? You don't remember that? That shit nasty, too.

It looks like a crop circle. It ain't that bad now. what else we got tell her shit you won't care about next week a little boozy pranking that remember where he slapped that guy in there

man that was a prank oh Sharon Osborne Sharon Osborne she walked from the top how you feel about that show say that one more time Sharon Osborne's going to walk away with a big ass settlement but I'm going to tell you

what's going to be fucked up everybody on that show especially the women of color they under the microscope because it's somebody is somebody just waiting to get get back. You know what I'm saying? Like, I guarantee it.

I don't know who it is. I don't know if it's, you know, what's the do is named Pierce Morgan or somebody, but if somebody that's waiting on them to have a Sharon Osborne-like moment so they can be outraged and call for the cancellation of that person. Because that's how this chance of coaching shit works, baby.

You know what I mean? What does Sharon Osborne do? That whole thing? I don't, that's still, yeah, I'm still on what she. Oh, yeah, she defended Pierce Morgan. Remember he was, she defended Pierce Morgan's comments about Megan Marco and then she snapped on. Yeah, she snapped on Cheryl Underwood a little bit and then they said that she made a couple

of remarks behind the scenes previously to different people. But yo, and I'm not saying that, you know, she shouldn't be let go. I don't know the full situation. I'm just simply saying any woman of color that's on that show right now, they're going to be watching every single word that comes out of your mouth because that's the way cancel culture works. And they're going to watch CBS and the talk and whoever to keep that same motherfucking energy.

So if you say something, Cheryl Underwood or I don't know who else is on that show. What's the other sister name on that show? I can't remember right now. Elaine. Elaine Welterworth, I think it is. But they're going to be waiting for one of them to say something that they don't agree with.

So they can see if they can drum up. that that outrage machine against them. I guarantee it, before the year is over, you're going to absolutely see it. What else we got to tell it? Did you want to talk about those two teens that? Oh, yeah. Shit you won't care about next week.

Did you see about the 13 and 15-year-old girl who got charged with murder? They robbed the Uber driver? Yeah. Yeah, good. They should be. Yeah, they should be. They definitely should be, but what should the punishment be?

Yeah. I don't know. It's, yeah, it's so tricky, man. It's just so tricky. I mean, they intentionally tried to harm someone. Maybe their intent wasn't to kill that person, but they knew that that could happen, you know? Yes. They knew that you could die.

I'm sure there's a fucking warning thing that has on the zapper, like you can potentially kill somebody with this. But they knew that that could happen. With 13 and 15. Yeah, it's tragic. Do you lock them away and throw away the key at 13 and 15? No, I don't know. I got to, no. I don't know, man.

I don't know. It's so tricky. Somebody's definitely lost their life though, bro. Somebody definitely lost their life. But 13 and 15 is very, very, very, very, very, very young. Well, you know what? If anything happened in school, you know, they got to get your parents. You know what I'm saying?

So if a young person do something in school, they lock the parents up. So if they're not of age to take that charge, somebody have to take that charge. I don't think the parents should be locked up, though, because it comes at a certain point in time where kids make their own choices. And 13 and 15, even though they may be poor choices, they're still making their own choices.

Well, it's up to one of the out going to take these charges. Somebody got to take that life. So what do you do? How many years? Well, here's the thing. Man, that's a long time, bro. See, here's my problem with prison. It's not a real correctional facility.

If it was a real correctional facility where they took these people and, you know, they let them get healthy physically and they let them get healthy mentally and they actually tried to rehabilitate folks in a real way and correct folks in a real way and then send them back out in society let them get their degree in prison.

You know what I mean? Something like that. If it was a real correctional facility, I'll be like, yo, give them the time that they need. All right, well, somebody needs to make that happen because them being let out free because they don't have that in jail is bullshit. They need to figure that out.

They need to figure that out. They need to figure that out. They need to figure that. out in jail. You wouldn't feel like that if that was your nieces, bro. You crazy as hell. No, you wouldn't.

I feel like that would be one of my brothers, anybody. You act up, certain things I'm just not. So think about when you was young and all the stuff you did. Man, my dad used to always tell me, boy, you're about to get hit up. But would you have,

if you had went to jail at 13, 15 years old? For doing something like that, I already know my consequences at that. I kind of agree. If they don't know their consequences is the parents' fault that parents got to go to jail. You see what I'm saying?

I'm not saying that they shouldn't go to jail. I'm just saying what should the punishment be. So my, I need Kamala Harris and whoever inside the White House right now, should try to go to the jails. And I'm sure to get the right staff and get these people help and put something inside of there. I'd rather that than let them go back out.

That's bullshit, bro. That man, what you think of the man family's saying? I agree. But 13. Well, let them lose to the family. 13, go to the family then. They want, they want to see you. Yeah, it's so tricky.

Something got to happen. It is tricky when you're that young. 13, 15, you old girls, man. I don't, I hear you. spend a significant time in prison. There's no question about that. But it is, it's just tragic, man. The whole thing is fucking tragic.

The juvenile to what turn 18? Yeah, but what does that do? Like, if you're not teaching them anything, if you're not actually trying to make them productive citizens, if you're not showing them the error in their ways, if you're not getting them no, they might have some type of psychosis. We don't know.

But what's their environment like, too? That if you let them out, clearly they weren't being taught now to be productive members of society. Are they going to be taught worse in jail than they're already taught? Yes, they will because it's not a correctional facility. Treat that shit like a fucking boot camp. Treat that shit like the military. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? There are programs that do focus on that kind of stuff, but like they're already being treated in a horrible way to where they would go do this. They already have no guidance in their life. They already have no leadership in their right life. They already have nobody. setting an example for them where they're out there tasering fucking Uber drivers. Like, you know, it's not like

jail can do any worse to them. They're already the worst. You just murdered somebody. So how do you make them better? You don't make them better by leaving them out. That's what I... I know. I definitely think they should... There should be a punishment. They should be in some type of facility.

I just don't know if it's prison for life. Yeah. I hear what you're saying. They're like prison could... I want to say prison for life. Just continue the trend. But I don't... I don't know. Like, I guess we all make mistakes as kids, but there's a difference between throwing a snowball at a taxi cab driver, which is what we would do or throw the snowballs at the taxi cab.

Or like, steal out of store. What if that's a snowball? An ice cream cone or something. What if you hit the cab driver, right? Let's just say the cab driver got his window down or the cab driver don't got his window down. But y'all all throw snowballs. The snowballs hit the glass. The cab driver can't see.

Ends up hitting somebody and killing them if you heck you're a homeowner. You know what I'm saying? Somebody got to go to jail. I'm just saying. But you're 13. You got to go to jail. For all of the stuff that we think is innocent could lead to those kind of consequences.

Who are you around? That's why your parents would be like, yo, who are your friends? I'm taking y'all. Where are you going? That's just certain things that they got to do. 13 is wild young. You're supposed to still have supervision

of your kids at 13? And if you don't, you know what I'm saying? Yo, you got to let them know before they leave the house. Like my parents, you tell me, if you go out there and do something, I ain't got nothing to do with it. You got handle your own. consequences.

I'm not saying that the president they shouldn't go to jail or prison. I'm just saying that it has to be some other option when somebody is that young. Like you at least got to give them a chance at redemption. Shit, I ain't going to noddy. If I see a little motherfucker acting up, man, he's of Asian. I think he could kill me. I ain't going to play around with him. I'm with you.

All consequences. But 13. Of your actions. That's what you. You got a young 13 is? I got plenty. And my 13 to hit your ass up. So you better watch yourself.

Right. So let the 13-year-old get less time. You say what? Let the 13-year-old get less time, assuming the 15-year-old was the one that concocted the plan and the one that decided to do it. And the 13-year-old was just impressionable and young and trying to be around. If that's what you end up learning, I'm okay having some empathy. But it was one of their idea to do this. And whoever's idea it was means it was premeditated. Or somebody older than them who probably got them to do it to, which is probably even worse. All they might have been hungry.

Which is a lot of people. And other things, too, like, yo, they might have been really hungry. They did rob a Uber Eavesdravo. They might have really needed the money, really needed the fool. You don't know what people going through nowadays, man. People is going through it in 2021. You don't get them any type of grace because they don't. Where do you put these people at?

Do we fuck them up? You see what I'm saying? You putting us, come on. But you're putting us in a bad situation because they keep letting them out and they come through it to one of my people. Now you put me in a bad situation. Yeah, I'm not saying let them out. I'm just saying it has to be some type of correctional, correctional facility. There has to be something that rehabilitates people.

You know what I mean? Because, like, that dude who beat up that woman in Midtown, the Asian woman in Midtown, he should have never been out. Never been out. But if he was actually getting real treatment in prison, a psychiatrist would have fucking told him that. You know what I mean? Clearly this guy has some type of psychosis.

He killed his fucking mom. Like, you don't just take this kid at 19 and throw him in a prison. And then 17 years later, say, okay, he can just go out there. Nothing got fixed in there. Well, they need to start doing these prisons. and stuff like boot camp and really like, you know, discipline. Discipline all is about at the end of the day. That's why I say treated like the military, man.

I'm still scared of my mind for a reason. Discipline. You know what I'm saying? So is they need it. I agree. Let's do some asking idiots to tell a gang. Okay. What we got, Taylor gang?

So those people are still wanting to know about the would you rather's. So this one wants to know how do y'all feel about living back? Or, well, this is it rather. My bad. How do y'all feel? about living back in the day knowing that knowing what y'all know now. It'd be easy.

I don't know what back in the day is, though. I guess like. Because you're 29. But I wish I knew what I know now. I'd be a monster. When I was younger. You've heard that song? No, who sing that?

I don't know. But there's a saying my father would always say, I'm sure this is not his quote. I'm sure it's a quote. But he goes, youth, why is it wasted on the young? And that is life is you learn the lessons that you need for the past in the future. So we all know how to be the best teenager ever.

And we learned that probably when we were in our 20s. And we learned how to be the best 20-year-old ever when we were in our 30s. And we'll learn how to be the best 30-old when we're our 40s and it'll continue to go like that. And that's the whole idea about passing wisdom down to younger generations and why it's important to share that. So that they can learn those lessons quicker than we learned them. But yeah, that's life, you know? Like, you'd love to know those things back in the day. But it wouldn't help you develop your personality if you knew everything and you knew how, you know, figure out every situation and scenario.

Like, you're supposed to feel uncomfortable. It develops who you are. Yeah. And if you have the knowledge that you're supposed to have for your age. Yes. You know what I'm saying? When you're a 10 year old, you think like you're a 10 year old. When you're 13, you think like you're 13.

When you're 18, you think like you're 18 and so on and so on. The problem is when you grow an age, but you say, you're 13, but you're 13, you think like you're 13. but you're still thinking like you did when you was motherfucking 18 years old. Trust me, I know a lot of motherfuckers. They didn't go through enough, though. Stuck. Yeah. In a certain time period.

Like 40-something years old and still stuck in the best moments of their life, which was probably high school. You know what I mean? Only because they didn't accomplish. That's the last time they were a man. Yep. Scrayed up. You're always going to resort back to that last time you were the man.

Al Bundy. Al-Bundee. Al fucking Bundy. Polk high. You don't want to be a poke high all-star, your whole goddamn life, baby. Okay. Well, this is not on there, but Delian underscore 704, I want to know if there was one opportunity

you could get back that you passed up, what would it be? One opportunity to get back something we passed up? Mm-hmm. That nut. What? I don't know. It makes sense if you think about it. Um, an opportunity to pass up that I could get back.

I wish I like I wish I spoke to Patrice Moore I wish I tried to establish some sort of relationship with him and yeah I wish I did that I always find that interesting whenever I hear you say that because I've heard you say

you were scared to talk to him yeah I was intimidated I was just so in awe of him I thought he was just the best at something I really cared about You know, it's like you really love basketball. You meet Michael Jordan. You're just like, oh, my God, I don't even know how to act around you.

And that's kind of how I felt. And in retrospect, I wish I just even said something awkward and got made fun of. But, like, you know, just tried to be truthful about how good I thought he was at it. Say again. How you felt about him. Yeah, I just thought he was just the best. So it would be cool to, like, get some of that wisdom while he was still alive. And then he passed.

Because you're not a person that's afraid to do that now. Yeah. So I'm shocked that that was ever you. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because I see you celebrate people that, you know, you fuck with. You're inspired by. So it's like, I always celebrated him. I just felt, sometimes it's uncomfortable for me, like, when I'm around a person that, uh,

that I, like, want something from. And I'd rather, in those situations, I kind of, like, shut down because I don't want you to know that I want something from you. I feel like fraudulent. You know, there's certain people who are great networkers and shit because they just know how to schmooze with people that they want something from. But for me, if I want something from you,

I got to tell you that because otherwise it seems like my entire interaction with you is just fake, you know? And I wish I was just like, I was like, man, I think you're the best to stand up and I would love to learn from you, man. I don't care if that's corny or stupid, but if there's any wisdom I could ever pick from you

or, you know, if you ever need somebody open, up for you on the road or if I ever just talk to you about shit, that'd be awesome. I would have just fucking said that, got it out of the way, and then just be a normal person. That's very interesting what you said about networking, because I'm the type of person. My best networking comes when I don't want something from someone. Yeah, it's so much easier because you can be real with that human being. Yeah, but even if it's somebody that I admire, right?

Like, you know, I've been around, I've literally been around all my hero. except for one because, you know, he was dead, which is Pedy Green, but it's like, I don't want anything. Like the, the, the experience of being with them is enough. You know what I'm saying? And just having conversations and like most of these guys are OGs who, you know, not only want to give me game, but they're asking me questions as well. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, it's just a mutual exchange, you know? I've, yeah, my best networking literally comes because I don't, I genuinely don't be wanting anything from anyone. You know what I mean?

Because I feel like if I'm in your presence, like whether it's, if I'm sitting next to somebody on a flight, or let's just say we're leaving here today and I end up on the elevator with somebody and we strike up a conversation. Like that's organic. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And those organic conversations usually end up being the best relationships. Yeah, the best one. That's, yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. Like, the organic, like the authenticity of those interactions is great and it's so much easier to connect because both people have their they're like, what is it called?

They're blockers. They're like blinders. They have them down. You know, their defense mechanism is down because they're like, oh, this isn't somebody

that's trying to get something from me. You know? I much prefer that. And that's the nice thing about success. It's like, as you get more success, you can offer somebody that you're talking to something as well.

So the person that you're talking to isn't only giving handouts to you, you might be able to help their business. They might be able to help your business. And then you guys are just two interesting folks that are talking to each other, you know? But earlier in your career, you're navigating this world like, oh my God. I mean, imagine if I ended up opening up for this person, that could change my whole career. And I think it's a, it's a difficult thing at first to maintain your authenticity within that. Like, I never had a big comic take me on the road. And it's probably because I felt inauthentic, like hanging out and like sucking up to a big comic just so I could

be on the road with them. I'd rather just maintain my authenticity, even if it was a detriment to my career, if that's weird. No, I get it. Pride is a man. It's okay. By the way, I still move like that, though,

only because, like, I really do enjoy meeting new people and learning new things. You know what I mean? So I have, if I'm around somebody, that same organic conversation is going to happen because I'm never looking at someone like, I know more than this person. you know, I do more than this person.

Like, I genuinely want to know what that person is about, especially if a person is interesting to me, you know what I mean? Like, if I've been listening to them on a podcast or read a book of theirs, you know what I mean? Or I just think they're funny on social media. I want to know how this person takes. Like, Jess O'Larius is so interesting to me. Pretty V is so interesting to me.

You know what I mean? Guys like Chico and Carlos in D.C. Yeah, I just met this rapper named Muskie. He just met. Yeah, I just met this rapper named Muskie, the guy that thinks, you're a running. You're a track star. Yeah.

The story is phenomenal. Yeah. He got a great backstory. He was in the military. His father died at a real young age. You know, he told this whole thing about how the military made him numb. But he had no feelings. Right?

He said he had no feelings and it was like he found out his father died and he was just numb about it. Went to the funeral and everything. Didn't even grieve. Didn't hit him until two years later. After he was removed from the military, you know what I mean? And started doing music and started doing music and started. of getting his feelings back again. And then you couple that with being a black man,

growing up in a certain environment, and having to, you know, put that tough guy persona on all the time. And I portray hard just for survival. So they're already kind of raising you as a sociopath. Then you're going to fucking Marines. And he said it. He was like, I felt like a robot. You know what I mean?

So imagine two years later after your father died, you finally get your feelings back and it hits you. Like, I just, that's just sitting there having that conversation with him. That's an interest. This was interesting to me. I would never lose that ever. I think that makes for, you know, great networking. Well, speaking of, I guess, emotions and stuff,

cadet calcium wants to know, is there a therapy, lifelong need, or does there come a time when it's no longer necessary? Is therapy a lifelong need? It's a lifelong need for me. I can't ever see myself not going to therapy at least once a week. You know, I do therapy once a week.

I got a sacred purpose coach. I meditate every day. I love plant-based medicine, aka Marijuana. You know what I mean? You want to weed? No, I do edibles. I do the indigo edibles.

I do the indigar edibles. I gave him one of the lemonade, so let's see if he liked that or not. Yeah, I haven't had the lemonade yet, but I like my, I microdose weed. I do the edibles. I do like 25 milligrams, 30 milligrams on a weekend.

It's safe. Yeah. Helps me sleep. The indigua shit? Oh, man. Slute to my guy, Josh. When you come back to New York, I'm going to get you some of these shit. My dude Josh from Hastoria, slew to my dude, Jed, too.

Man, Josh makes these edibles. But they're like cake. Oh, yeah. Like, they're like German chocolate cake, red velvet cake. Like, and they're so, like, he needs to open a bakery. He bullshit. But it's literally the best indigas strain I've ever had. And it's so relaxing.

No anxiety. No panic attacks. Like, you just feel like you're melting into the couch. Like, when you come back, I'm gonna get them, I'm gonna get them for you. They're incredible. So. I wish I could do them, man, but the fuck, the weed just, I can't do it. Nah, indica's good.

I can't, I don't do Sativa. Sativa gives me panic attacks, makes my anxiety go through the roof. Got you, bro. For me, it's the next day. I got you. It's not going to smack you up. It ain't no edible. It's like, it's like your grandma give you a hug all day long.

Listen, I love you to sleep like this. You're going to rock you to sleep like this. I love it. I love being high. But the next day, it just takes a toll on me, man. No, this one don't do it. There's no hangover or the weed or nothing. It's just like smoking a blunt.

Yeah, I don't have a weed hangover. You're done, you're done. Yeah, I don't have a weed hangover. But so far, every type of weed gives me a hangover, man, sucks. But sip it. But who's wax lemonade? But to answer the question, yes, therapy is a lifelong thing for me. That's part of my repertoire.

I need therapy. I need therapy like I go to the gym every other day. I love therapy. Okay. Last one. Last one. Would you rather watch Wax Strip Naked or Eat Each Other's Ass? Watch Waxed Strip Naked immediately.

Done. I'll watch him strip naked right now. That's not even... You said watch... What? Watch you strip naked or eat each other's asses. Yeah, that's not even a good who you rather. Who is this person?

Okay, okay, my bad. The only reason I say that's not a good who you rather is because they just want us. They want to hear us say we want to see Waxley. wax script neck. Like that's, somebody's watching this right now on YouTube and they're like,

yo, look at these boys. Wow, that's a wild boy that they want to see waxed necker. It's like,

yo, what you think we see each other's ass? You're what fucking Schult said. What? He would see strip right now.

Yeah. No, he didn't say you want to. He's just like, if it came to eat each other's asses, like come on. I do.

Yeah. Like, we're going to choose that. I want to see him stripped naked, bro. I want to see him strip naked. I want to see him

What's wrong with that, bro? Nothing. If the other option is eating each other's ass, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. Even if there's no other option, I want you to play. No, I'll know, let me do it. You should have one.

Thank you, but Wax, would you do it? No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. I wasn't in this. No, no, no, because who you rather is, would we rather watch Wax-Crip naked or eat each other's asses? if there was a scenario

where somebody got a gun to your head and they're like yo either you're going to strip naked or you're going to start eating ass in here Charlamine Schultz you're going to script I'm like yo y'alli around and close your eyes and I'm stripped

I'm about to say I thought you're about to say you turn around and close your eyes so you can eat your ass I'm like those own drugs though he's bugging like I said you close your eyes

if that's what it is I mean, do you all want like a real, would you rather one? Okay, give us a number. I've seen people play sports. Like, it's not a big deal. You've been naked around dudes. You're like, you've got like blockers on your head. When you're in a locker room, you look straight and not nowhere.

If you look in your peripheral, that's what you think. They're out of control. There's somebody used to play football with who've been thinking you've been cute for years. Well, that's why we never learned something thing. And telling all his homeboys about he's seeing your dick before. I don't know how big it is now, but back then it was all right. Listen. Listen, it was a guy

And the girls used to tell us Like, we know all y'all sizes He told everybody So I went to the fucking locker room I told, listen, oh boy, tipie toes is wilding He's telling all the girls our size Tippy Toes That was his name.

We used to call him Tippy Toes And every time he used to come in the locker room I mean, inside the showers Everybody used to make him go by the side He can't shower nobody else Why did y'all call him tipy toes? That's how he used to be on his tipy toe He walked like that.

He was just... People over the stalls When y'all used to be in them? No, he just He used to walk like this like tippy toes He's kind of fast But he's too fast Well salute to tippy toes

He already got that mental picture So my point stand He knows what you dick looks like Oh he definitely saw He definitely saw you He ordered so much Who's waxed lemonade And weed

Just to have you in his mouth All right He always knew he would have you In his mouth one way to other I'm a fiance I got time for shit My girl are like shit What else?

That's the last one? I mean, I was going to do a real one. My non-nasty one. That's what I'm saying. Let me hear it. Would you rather be the first person to do a great thing or be the best to do a great thing? Yeah, let's end on Tipy Toast.

All right. So, yeah, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, do you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiot's podcast.

Thank you for listening. Yeah. Peace.