The Brilliant Idiots - NBA 🍠

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

This week they started off speaking about the success of the Roots Picnic and Charlamagne and Jess Hilarious shutting down the podcast stage this past weekend. Afterwards, Charlamagne had to speak on "Dave", the show he calls the best comedy show out. He was so impressed with the show that he didn’t even hesitate to explain the finale, SPOILER ALERT! Moreover, it’s not a proper episode if Charlamagne and Andrew don’t do any “D*ck Talk” which they discovered that they are trendsetters when it comes to the LGBTQ+ community. Lastly, they speak on presidential election coming up and not having the best choices for the next president. ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiot Podcasts. Yep, Salomey and God. Andrew Shultz. We are the Brilliant Idiot's podcast back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness.

Shultz. How was your weekend? Yo, very good. Very good. How was yours, man? I'm sorry for you to be there, Richard, man. The Roos Spigny. It was dope, man.

It looked like you got a bunch of people out. I guess I mean listen No Philly's a cheat Coe for you Well oh Because you started radio

Not started but you know When I got with Wendy And listen I don't know if this has anything to do with it But when I first started radio with Wendy Philly was a huge market for Wendy Yeah And then I did morning radio in Philly for like 7, 8 months before they fired me

And got me to fuck up out of there Yeah You know But I mean I've always connected with Philly Even when I was doing radio in Philly I think I had like the number two show In the morning of 18

to 34. Oh, wow. Yeah, so, I mean, my morning radio show career definitely started in Philadelphia. Like, my radio career started in South Carolina. Yeah. But my morning radio show career

started in Philly. So, you know that. Philly's dope. I never met a person from Philly that said they were offended. That is a goddamn good. It's hard to offend Philadelphia. That's not true.

But she's from Lower Marians. You're right. She's not really from Philly. She's from Lower Darby. She's from Lower Darby. You're right. You're right. But the average.

Philadelphia is going to boost Santa Claus and it's going to eat shit off the ground. You can't say a word that's going to bother them. There's nothing that can actually bother them. They're fantastic crap. And you got to go into Philly Humble. And that's why I say, if Philly fuck with you, you're a real, you're a fuck-wittedable person.

Yes. You know what I'm saying? Like if Philly fuck, a Philly ain't about the bullshit. So it was interesting, you know, because I didn't. What if it feel like being on stage again? This has probably been five years. Seven years? I don't know.

It's been a while. It's been a long time since I did the live podcast. And I didn't know what I was going to do. That's what everybody kept asking me. You know, they kept, it was like, what's you going to do? I said, I'm going to go up there and talk. And they was like, who's going to be out there with you? They're like, is Andrew coming?

I'm like, nah. Because it was just Sholomey and the God. They're not used to that when they see podcasts. When they say live podcast, they're expecting, okay, is it going to be brilliant? What is it going to be? It just said, Sholomey and the God. What did that mean? So, you know,

Shultz couldn't make it. So I just, I hit up Jess, like, yo, Jess, you want to pull up? And you guys had good rapport. It was fun. That's my, that's my girl. That's my partner. And then Simba, Simba was out there.

Simba's my guy. Bro. So I think it was Simba. I think it was Simba. I think it was Simba. I'm not exactly sure. I think it was Simba. He's in a, I believe, a podcast that they're doing out of a barbershop.

And he's talking about how. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's Matt Hoffford. That's a. My expert opinion. Okay, my expert opinion. And he's talking about how Jay-Z's whole thing that he's been selling for years is, I'm better than me. Yep.

And he goes on his rank. I remember that. It is absolutely sensational. Like, we should play the rant. It's that good because he gets pushback and it becomes like a real argument amongst friends. Like, you know how like when the energy is high, you argue with friends, whatever like that? But it's punchline. punchline, punchline.

It is fantastic. I saw it on Instagram. In the last 20 years, you've done a whole deal. In the last 20? You can't name it. You can't name it. You can't.

Name it. Name it. No. No. No. Coney's a billion. No. 50.

There's nobody. 50 sales. Television. Okay. We're talking about a nigger that solely these sales, I'm better than you. That's not all these stuff.

Nigger, I'm better than you. My wife's better than you. The clothes I fucking want is better than you. The businesses I'm a part of is better than you. I brought the next to Brooklyn. I'm better than you. I'm fucking with these motherfucking shoes on. I'm better than you.

I know Phil Knight. I'm better than you. I know every motherfucker thing you don't know, so I'm better than you. What are we talking about? He's better in everybody. He's better Niggas can't do that shit

This niggum went to the barclays And then B-sides Nigger, he's better than you I didn't afford my best hits One the ballroom Yeah I brought camera now I don't even like this thing

What's what I'm talking about I'm better than you, niggins Stop talking to me How hell you Wilson and all these niggas On a platform Because of me I'm better than you knickers I got title

I'm better than you knicks Beyonce is dropping next year I'm better than you niggas I linked up with the NFL Brianna Perform this year I'm better than you What are we talking about

What are we talking about, bro? This is the goat Yeah, that's a fact He's the goat bro. What a fun. Shimbabom, my guy loves him. He's one of my favorite people to talk to.

Bro, what a rant. On air and off air. He brought him. He don't even like him like that. I do disagree with that take, though. Because Jay Z has not just, he didn't, first of all, he didn't sell him better than you. He is better than everybody, right? That's number one.

But what Jay Z sold is lifestyle and business acumen. That's what he sold since day one. lifestyle and business acumen, the hustle. You know what I'm saying? From day one, it's from Can't Knock the Hustle. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what he sold you from day one.

And he was dope back then, but you had to be a great to recognize it. That's why Biggie was his, that's why Biggie, hey, you would be, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That's why he was Biggie's man. And that's why, you know, all of the greats like Pock in him mentioned him back then

when he wasn't even the guy yet. You could just see him coming. So I think that he was better than everybody lyrically, and he sold lifestyle and he sold business acumen. But I don't think he was selling better. I just think over time you started to see, oh, he is better. Fair enough. I do think in hip hop there is a competition, like in many different forms of art.

And part of the competition is who is the best. I got more money than you. I got more bitches than you. I got more cars than you, et cetera. and Jay-Z has found a way to have more or to be better in intricate ways. But it's not only I have more money than you. It's like, I got more art than you. Like, you thought you had money?

And he's like, but do you have art? How many people have both? Think about that. Yeah. In life, who's actually the best? Yeah. And has the success and money to match it up. No, no.

No. I just love the angle. Like, okay, this is something I love that Lil Duval does. Little Duval flexes in unique ways. Right? So a little Duval would be like, oh, I see what you guys are all on yachts. I got this funky little C-Doo boat thing

that nobody has yet. I remember once I saw this video of Little Duvall walking a hotel and his luggage was following him, but he wasn't dragging the luggage. So he like flexes in these super unique ways, which is like the super flex. Little Duval's shit is I'm more interested in you.

Word up. I'm more interested. Everything I do is going to be more interested. My point of view is going to be more interesting. My vacation is going to be more interesting. My planes are going to be more interesting. Absolutely. And he's unapologetically uniquely Duval.

And that's what I told somebody at the root spigna. They asked me, what is the key to? Everybody's basic compared to Duval. That's right. Like, if you're going on a vacation to a spot, he went there five years ago. But that's what he said. You know what basic really means? All of y'all doing the same thing?

The same thing. All of y'all doing the same shit. And I think that you could make the argument for Jay C that he has done that in I flex harder than you. He's one of those. Like, I love the fact that he's flexing art when everybody else is flexing watches. He's like, I was on watches. But now that y'all are on watches, I'm on Picasso.

He makes everybody look basic and the fact that he's just lyrically better than everybody. You know what I'm saying? And being that he's lyrically better than everybody, he actually has the success he wraps about. That's the other thing, too. I didn't just buy a team. I moved it to my neighbor. My neighborhood. God.

That's crazy. God damn. That is crazy right there. I didn't just buy the team. I moved it to my neighbor. God, damn. I don't want to have to drive to the game. That's what y'all do.

Y'all drive to the game. He's absolutely positively the blueprint, man. But that's what you got to do, though. It's just like, you know. Without the album. But he don't take nothing for granted. That's the other thing. What does that mean?

Meaning he's never. wasted a bar, right? So he's always with the success still trying to be the best in his craft. Even with the success. Oh, you're saying he didn't take brand like he doesn't get lazy.

Never, never, never, never. Never, never. And he's always, whenever he drops an album, he's always trying to give to people something new and the most important thing, he's trying to tell these motherfuckers is he's not afraid to grow. You're not stuck on the same shit.

He was on 15, 20 years ago because if he was, He wouldn't be the Jay Z we know now. The JZ we know now came later in life. Y'all do realize that, right? The JVD with the art, you know what I'm saying? Once you say now, the second you say now, I think you're speaking chance. So.

Yo, did you see the last episode of Dave? Talk to me now. I was like, God, damn it. They'd be jocking. What? What? What they say? Spoiler alert.

You got to watch it. You have to watch the last episode. You don't got to, even if you don't watch nor the episode. Watch the season finale of Dave, With Brad Pitt and Drake. Okay. Man, that's one of the, first of all, let me give Dave's flowers. Before we go back and talk about the root picnic and all that shit.

Dave is absolutely positively one of the funniest shows that is ever-graced television. I got to watch Dave. In any way shape of home. Dave is one of those shows you watch and it's so good that you get jealous. Really? You're like, I need to do something that great. Bro, I knew Dave. I knew Dave the show was good when Jack Harlow promoted his episode, the exact,

same amount he promoted his own movie. Hilarious. By the way, hilarious episode with Jack Harlow. Because it's making fun of the Met Gallo. Yeah. That's what the whole episode is about. It's not about Jack. It's about the Met Gallo.

That shit is funny. But that shit, man, when they put a gun to Brad kit and the girl goes, say something to get something cancer. Say something to get cancer. Say something to get cancer. And he goes, I don't do that.

She goes, say something. Asian. Say something in Chinese. Did he do it? Oh, he went for it? Oh, man. Oh, my God. I was sitting there like, he's going to say what you're going to do next. I was like, they've been watching her show. I was wasted. Tell me he said what y'all going to do. No, he didn't say what y'all. But it was good. I mean, he hit it. When I say he hit the Asian actor, he, I mean, deep Chinese. Did he do old school Chinese Old school. Oh, that's... I was like, nobody's watching Dane.

Because there's no way this shit isn't hilarious to everybody. That's funny. That's a funny compliment. I was watching it like, nobody else watching this shit. No, no. They got high viewership.

But I mean, I don't know. I don't be on Twitter no much. I can't say what it does. But it feels like it doesn't connect culturally. That I... And it's the funniest show on television. This is what I think is happening with Dave. I think Dave is having like this massive moment amongst kind of artsy and coastal folks.

I don't know if it's permeated America. So it's similar to like that show Girls on HBO. Remember with the fact? Yeah, we'll Nina Dunham. There's like you have, it was like everybody in L.A. New York was going, oh my God, this show is transformative, his genius, whatever. And then everybody in between was like, I don't care about a bunch of like white girls who can't figure it out. New York.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think everybody I've spoken to about Dave is like, this show is brilliant. It is fantastic. And you have to watch it. It's fantastic. But the people who are telling me to watch it are industry, like, kind of insiders and artists and other creators. That's crazy because nothing about it is that, like, first of all, you know, I love.

I mean, isn't it? I mean, isn't it? Because he's a rapper, but think about this. But it's satirical about the industry. But no, it's not. What a rapper is going to do. It's kind of not. Like, think about this.

this season. This season he's on tour. What this season to me is, is an exploration of Middle America, an exploration of the South, those places that don't get mentioned. That's why he's in Mississippi and he's in Georgia. He's in all of these places experiencing a

whole new culture that he knows nothing about. This whole season is just literally him traveling the country, going to Middle America, going to the South, and it's more so about those people. Matter of fact, I take that back. Even in the last episode, we seen the last episode, No, absolutely.

The last episode, the catalyst to the whole episode who makes the shit super funny is a person he met in the South who came out to L.A. to chase her dreams because she met Dickie and Dickie gave her one of those bullshit cliché shit. Like, you got to go chase your dreams and you got to go for it. Yes. That's funny. That shit is brilliant. I'm telling you, everybody who I've spoken to who watches the show speaks about it in the way you've spoken about.

And it's dark gay humor. You know I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know I love good dick jokes. Yeah, yeah. You know? Yo, I'm not going to lie. The gay jokes are getting kind of basic, though.

Too many people dick riding, bro. Too many people dick riding, bro. I'm just saying, like, too many people dick riding. It's like, you know, we've been on this for a while. You know what I mean? It's like now that it's cool and comfortable to make gay jokes. Everybody want to do it. We was doing this when you got beat up.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. We was doing this when you got beat up. We were doing dick talk when it wasn't popular to do dick talk, yo. Yo, people are calling us gay. Yeah. Now they call you cool. They call you funny.

That's right. That's right. That's right. We weren't funny. That's right. We were a bunch of homosexual. That's what we were for years. We bled.

We bled so y'all can have gay gay. Out of the asses. So y'all can have fun with your little, what would you do for a million dollars? We was doing it for $100,000. That's right. And you know the other thing Dave does? You know the other thing Dave?

You know the other thing that you said? We were, we was hypothetically sucking dick for $100,000. Now, you get more than $100. Me, maybe not you. You're not getting more than $100. Nobody wants you to suck their pick. Oh, you're talking about actually sucking dick. Damn, people would pay me, not you.

No, I never got paid and sucking this. I did it for fun now. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I'm trying, money. Take that. Take that. Y'all are on our level.

You know what I'm saying? Talk about and being about it. You know what I'm getting paid? Change the background. Now, you're getting paid to suck dick. That shit straight as hell. Hey, yeah. You get paid to suck dick, you straight.

You straight. You straight. You straight. You straight. You straight. Word up. Come on, bro. Fuck out of here.

Look out the window. Look out the window. Don't look like that. Your window don't look like that. What's your window look like? Listen, the other thing about that's so dope is the things he touches on culturally, mental health, social media. Like he does it in the most.

That's the best part of the show. That's what I'm saying. They've got the best comedy I've seen in like five years. The best part of the show is that he finds ways to actually insert a message without it being so like. Overhanded, preaching. That's the best part. Gator. Gator is a great example of that.

You know what I'm saying? Like Gator deals with depression in the show and bipolar, even when they found out why he was a womanized. You know what I mean? Like that shit was fan fucking tastic. You know what I mean? Social media when his bus blows up and everybody thinks he's dead for a day. I don't want to give too much. The show is...

Go check out, Dave. It's amazing. It's amazing. Go check out Dave. Andrew Santino's in that. Tacos in that, man. There's a lot of talented people in that. And obviously, Dave, creating it.

But I'll go back to the Roos Picking. I don't take anything for granted. You know what I'm saying? Good. Because people don't have to fuck with you. You know what I mean? You just sold... You just sold...

How many seats? 13,000 tickets? You just sold out... Yeah. Scotia Bank in Toronto. Yeah. Don't take that for granted. Never.

Never. People do not have to fuck with you. And you don't realize that people will fuck with you until they got to pay for something and take time out of their day to show up where you are. The luckiest shit that I have, I think, in my career as a stand-up is I get a real metric for people fucking with me or not when I do the lot of shit. Word up. Because there's one thing that's views. You could create views from chaos.

We could come here right now. and like create noise talk shit about somebody and make drama and people will watch it but they might not fuck with you enough to get a babysitter. That's right. I'll buy your book. To buy your book. Ooh, I like what you said. That's hard.

Go get a baby sitter. You gotta hire a babysitter. Someone got to watch your kids. Are you maybe molest your kids worth their time? Do you know what I'm saying? Come on, Charlotte. That's a fact. That's what you're saying.

That's good. That's love, bro. That's love when you get the, and the first babysitters, I can't do it. You call that one. It's like, ah, they might. This one might.

You call that one. No, no. No, see, that's what he's saying is real. Because there's ones you trust. And there's ones. There's something you're like, oh, I really, I really want to go see this person. They'll call the backup babysitter. Call the backup babysitter.

That's right. That's right. That's the thing for, but that's love. That's the one you turn all the cameras on in the house. All of them on. No, you're right. Absolutely right. I don't think that.

I don't take that shit for granted at all. Neither do I. And I want to say thank you. much in Toronto. I really appreciate that. We put it out for pre-sale literally today and in a few hours it was completely sold out. And that's five. That's crazy. That's, yeah, they told us that they never seen anything like that. That was the fastest sellout that they've had. Congratulations. That is for the comedy festival. I'm sure fucking the weekend and drank and all these guys sell out in two seconds. But still, like, that was incredible. And I will say this, if there's young comics or even young like performers watching, it's like, that's not a clip or two clips. going viral or going on the breakfast club or going on Rogan, that's going to Toronto for 10 years. And delivering a fucking great show for 10 years,

starting out of a venue, there's 100 people. And every single time, new material, going back and investing in those people. And they have a great tight-knit culture in Toronto. They have an identity in Toronto. And they can tell, places can tell, if you care about the show that you're giving them. And they speak to each other.

And everybody talks about it. And there's a difference when you go back into those markets. They go, no, no, that show is worth it. We've got to come back out. And that was a fucking amazing feeling, man. That's what I was trying to say about YouTube last week. Like, you know, YouTube is like, it's a digital...

You should use social media and the internet as a digital billboard to promote the work you're doing in the world, in the real world. You know what I'm saying? Like, and even when people talk about clips, right, Yeah, you put out clips. But what were those clips are you doing?

Stand up. On stage. 100%. In front of people. 100%. Touching the people. You know what I'm saying? You're not sitting in your house.

Nope. Talking to a bunch of people on the chat. Yeah. Like you're out there in the world. Like that's what you have to do. Like everything connects. All those dots connect. Because trust me, when you go out there and you want people to actually show up.

Like in order to get to those next next level, you have to leave your house. Now, you can be cool. Yep. With the money. Right? and all of that and not really knowing how, you know, not really knowing what your true heat is. Yeah.

Some people call with that. Yeah. But I promise you, man, you get a taste of that. Oh, it's different. You're going to want to go see, you want to go outside to see what's out there. Oh, 100%. You know what I'm saying?

And you only get that to putting in the real work. Yeah, giving people value. Absolutely. Putting on a fucking great show. And I cannot wait to, I mean, this is my first arena. And there's only two arenas. that I've cared to do, right? It's Scotia Bank and Madison Square Garden.

I've said that for a while. Maybe the forum in L.A. Because L.A. has held me down as well from the beginning. But I remember from the beginning, I was going up to do shows in Toronto, and it was brilliant idiots fans holding me down in Toronto. Like the beginning, beginning. And I remember I was like, yeah, I'm going to do that shit.

I'm going to do that fucking Scotia. You prophesied it. You said it on stage. Last time I was on stage. I was like time we were doing where the rap is playing, man. Yeah, it was really fucking cool. But I think that's the takeaway for me. It's just like invest in those cities.

Like a lot of times people will be like, oh, I just want to play in these big cities. I just want to do that. Toronto's a massive city. But sometimes even Americans will be like, oh, it's not in America or it's not L.A. or something like that. It's like you're missing the point here. You have. Who gives the fuck where is that?

I'm saying people fuck with you invest in them. Give them the great show. Like put money back into the show. Burnaboard is there's 60,000 people in London. Right? I know. Unbelievable. You think he gave a fuck that he not from there? No, he's probably honored to go see that.

60,000 people anywhere gathered to see you. And I bet you he, I assume that he reinvest in the show. The bigger the show gets, don't do the bare-bones shit. Deliver a show. You're going to make money and you have to spend money to make that show different. Like, that's what I'm so fucking excited about is, how do you fill this arena show and make that arena different than any other community? comedian has ever done.

Right. How can you make that show different? How can you change it? How can you set a new expectation? Yeah, it's excited, man. And it's the journey. I think that's the other thing that people buy into.

They buy into your journey. Like, when I'm on stage at the Roots picnic, there's people there quoting shit from 15 years ago. Like, literally. Shit that I forgot I said on Wendy. Shit that I said on the radio in Philly. There's people out there.

The white dude that was drunk, like, y'all bought three of your books and you signed it. I thought he said, the freshest John in Philly. Yeah. But he said I signed it the freshest jaw managed.

Freshest jar manned. I didn't know that. I swear I thought he was saying the freshest John in Philly. This guy shows up, lines up, buys your book and you insult him. That's what he wanted. That's what he wanted.

I gave him what he wanted. That's what he wanted. But these people, like, there are holding up signs. Can I tell you a great name I thought of for a girl who gives great head or a guy who gives great head? I have a great name for it.

Oh, what is it? You got to call him Jaw Morant. Jah Marant. That'd be a good, that's a good name for a guy. For a guy or a girl, you don't want, I mean, not you, obviously, but another girl in your situation. Jaumarant.

And be I got some great names when you think about it, though. Maurice Cheeks, somebody with a fat ass. Whoa. Hey, a homie with a fat ass. Yeah. Mo cheeks. Mo cheeks for short. I want mochi.

What? You're a straight dude. You're going to turn somebody out. You call him little Rudy Gay. You got to blow on your ass. Call him Eric Jordan. Come on. This is crazy.

Come on now. Keep it going. Keep it going. What about a guy, Taylor, that gives you great head and it feels like your vibrator? What would you call? Taylor Rose. Oh, shit. That's fine.

Yo. That's fine. Yo. That was crazy. No, that's a high level comedy right here. Dude. Oh, man. I can't even keep up right now.

How many did you just travel up? That was crazy. It's on the spot or you had these. Yo. I didn't know we was going here, man. Listen, thank you. What just happened right now? Thank you.

I didn't even know I was lobbying. I thought I was dunking myself. I thought I was on fast. break. That was crazy. What else we got? Keep going. Dunkin myself is crazy. Or shove his list. Yo, Dunkin yourself is great.

Duncan, it sounds like masturbation. Oh, I thought it was giving yourself head. That could be it, though. Yeah. Tim Duncan. Carpool! From the free throw line. That is from the free throw line.

I love being gay, yo. Yeah, what would you do with, maybe that's, you know, gay means fun. No, I'm telling you. Gay means fun. That's why they start. Happy, happy, happy. Or happy or whatever.

Yeah, gay means happy. No, I'm saying. What would you do with Janus? Yonis? Yeah. The Greek freak. No, no, but like, what would you do with it? How do you do what you were just doing?

What do you mean? Like, the game you were just playing? Can you do with Janus? Nah, Janus is kind of tough, man. What about Janus entered a poophole? Yonis did a poophole? Yon is entered a football. Yon

Yon did the football. Y'all is entering a poophole, though. Thank you to the football. It's hilarious. Thank you to everybody who sold out Toronto, though. And thank you. Yo, thank you.

I really appreciate it. Thank you. I saw what y'all did to act earlier that day. I was like, God damn it. And I saw, let me tell you something else. I seen, there was some ops. No. There was some ops.

I saw some. You think I didn't see you. I saw some ops lingering around. What does that mean? Like, oh, you thought you were going to catch me slipping. Oh! Because somebody told me that when act, the way the stage is set up, like, don't call me white girl, salute the Mona.

Don't call me white girl. She was on before me. And then it's like a 15-minute period after they get off. So that's when people leave a move or some people stick around or whatever, whatever. So somebody told me that video that they put out of act wasn't all the way accurate. Because it was during like a gap. It was during a small gap.

But, I mean, the act confirmed it was. You know what I mean? But I think he said, somebody, because somebody told me I had a crowd. Yeah. My guy's into trap nerds. They was like,

it was like, they was like, nah, they was like, Nah, I had a cool little crowd. I assumed that I was hating it, though.

Interesting. Yeah, he admitted it, but I thought some, and I even ended the show early. I was like, you won't leave me. No,

because Usher was coming on at 915. That was my running joke throughout the whole thing. Like, I know we got to get out of here to go see Usher. So, at the end, when they saw we was wrapping up and I saw people moving, I was like, all right, in the show.

Y'all ain't about to get me out this motherfuck. You know what I'm saying? All these motherfuckers out here and then you videotape everybody not getting no more. Hell, no. I see what y'all to fuck y'all doing. The video would have been everybody walking away. That's the goddamn.

That's probably what they did to act, though. I assume that there are people invested and make it look bad. No, Axe said he took a hell. He said. He took a little, Uzi was on. You know what I'm saying? In Philly, a little Uzi, of course.

But I know Ack people see this. One thing I did like about what Ack said in that video, his scream about talking about people not coming, was he said, now y'all don't put a fire under me. Oh, to...

And now I want to show y'all that I can draw a cry. And I remember us having a conversation after your show at Radio City. And I remember Ack saying to me, Like, man, I don't think nobody will ever, I don't think I could ever do something like this, have all of these people come see me.

And I'm like, no, I think you could. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And I want to challenge, I can do that. Yeah. She said he said he wants to do it before the year is over. I think he can do it and just curate the show. Like, give them a thing to go see.

And you know what your people like. Yes. So have it at a venue that your people would feel comfortable at. I'm chat niggas did you have it at a venue where those people would feel comfortable at, you know what I'm saying? and yeah, show people you can draw crowd because the Roots Picking ain't fair. Like even what they said on the tweet

when they was like, yo, academic showing only sold eight tickets. It wasn't his show. It was a Roots picnic. Yeah, don't you buy it? You buy a ticket to all the events. Everything. So everybody's sharing the same group of people.

Yes. So it is, it's a, one is a huge compliment that they're coming to the Brilliant Idiot Show because there are probably other shows that are happening at the same time. That's fire. And that was kept. I remember.

act mentioned and he wanted to get into stand-up. Yo, I would... No, I want everybody to try it. First of all, act funny as shit. And I've been telling him, I was like, yo, just try it. Everybody funny until they got to be funny. You know, it takes time to get good at stand-up. There's no question. But for you, I've always said this about you.

You think like a stand-up. Your brain works like a stand-up. You think in terms of bits. That's not saying the first time you do is going to work. But you will find... You are funny enough naturally and a good enough writer naturally that you're going to figure out how to solve that problem. A lot of people going to stand up,

they ain't even funny to start. It's the hardest thing to do on stage in entertainment. You, by yourself, going on that stage, one against 300, one against 3,000, one against 13,000. That shit is no joke.

Don't do it unless you've been putting in the time. And Act is already at a level to where he don't have the time. to go out there and fuck up. So that's the other thing. And I also think this about you. It's like you're so famous that you can't go through the anonymity to get good at stand-up.

And Act is going to have that difficulty as well. It's like anybody that's famous that then gets into stand-up can't really afford to just spend two years bombing until they figure it out. Because you're going to be able to sell out venues. You're going to have people coming out to see you. So the expectations are you going to be so high. They're not looking at you as a person who just started stand-up.

They're looking at you this hilarious person that they already laugh at and they already enjoy your content. That's right. So it's a different level of expectation. When he tried to stand-in? Bro, I admire the fact that T.I. was like, I'm going to bomb through this. Like, I'm going to stay here. I'm going to work on it and I'm going to keep doing it.

A lot of people, do you know how easy it is for T.I. To get a crowd to switch? He's not what I was saying. He's still out there, right? He's still out there. No, he is. Yeah, do you are still doing the work? But do you guys think that you were going to have to be funny or if I didn't like, yeah.

To me, to me, it don't matter because within five minutes of that show starting, you're going to know if you like that. There is justice in common, right? So it's like whether they come out there to see him just because they see him, where they come out to see him because they think that he's funny, where they kind of see him because they love his music, doesn't matter. Within five minutes, you're either going to like that show or not like that show. And he went through some tough fucking situations that a lot of people would go, yo, I'm out. Like I don't want to go through the Depression Obama. And again, when I know I could play one of these hits and the whole fucking crowd is going to go crazy.

I thought TI was out there getting his stand-up chops up because I don't know why in my mind I thought he was auditioning. He was going to audition for like the Red Fox role. Like when they do a bio pick on Red Fox, because for some reason I can see, I can see Ti playing Red Fox. That's interesting. And I feel like he's out there doing his stand-up chops

because that is like that role for TI would be the role that like wins him like an Oscar or some shit. I mean, no. Low key, if you're going to play red, you need to be able to do standers. You got to come on. You got it. Come on. Come on.

But no, don't do stand-up. Everybody sit there after. That was actually my, that was- Everybody try one time. I would love it. You gotta, you gotta try it. If you try it one time, you'll have so much more respect for it. I think a lot of people who've never been on stage, they've made people laugh before.

So they think it's the same thing. I got gas like that. Everybody, oh, you should do standing. I said, you know what? I'm a host some comedy show. So I'm gonna do these comedy shows And we did it at the Scratch Factory And it sold out the weekend we did it.

Charlomede God's comedy show whatever. I don't remember. I think I had Damien Lemon on there. Shalzie Damien, yeah. You didn't do it. No. Damien, I forgot who I had on there, but I had a nice little lineup of people.

And I remember going out there with that mic and I had like three or four jokes that I was going to rip. I looked at that crowd and I said, you know what? I'm going to grab this stool and sit down so y'all can never ever say Sholomey was up here trying to be stand-up

because I knew did that joke bomb as bad then? No. That joke. They laughed because they knew I was dead serious. I wasn't joking. I didn't let none of them jokes fly. I sat my ass down and I said,

hey, man, thank y'all for coming out tonight. I really appreciate it. We have a good time tonight, man. You know, and I bought the comedians on because that's different. Bro, you got to try to get it. You got to try it. Do you remember we went to Foxwoods for that show?

I think I was doing a spot on it, and then you were hosting it. Foxwoods. It was up in Connecticut. I remember Connecticut. I don't remember Foxwood Casino. And I'd never seen anybody do less time hosting in my life. Bro, I think he was scheduled to do 15 minutes up top as a host, right? And I remember we back in the room.

15 minutes. You son. We're back in the room. Michelle Van's good. 15 minutes. He already starts talking himself out of it. He goes, he goes, so like, yeah, we'll do like, you guys do like 10, 15 minutes up top. And Charlotte goes, he goes to me.

He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, yeah, we're going to warm them up real quick. I'll bring him right up. That's right. What fuck you mean? You know how long 15 minutes is? All right, I dare, let's do that. I dare you to go on stage for 15 minutes and just sit up there. Number one, just try to figure out something to talk about by yourself.

Yeah, yeah. And try to make people laugh. Okay. But that's why I feel some of these streamers would be good at them. Because they'll stay sitting in a room and talk to themselves for mad long. It's different when it's a crowd of people looking at you with an expectation. But it must be entertaining enough because they keep coming back. No, I'm talking to a camera.

I'm having a good time to hear. I can do this all day. But when it's a hundred, if it's just a hundred people staying at you like, what's up, niggum. What's happening? You know what I'm saying? That shit is no joke. You kiss my ass.

Stand up is the hardest thing to do on stage in the world. I don't get a fuck. What y'all say? Listen, more people say that better for me. So I ain't going to ever disappear with that. That's why you don't see everybody

jumping into that shit. There's a lot of fields everybody jumps into. It's never seen. You can't. The same way you can't play boxing, you can't play comedy. Yeah.

You can't play boxing. Going there playing boxing with your ass knock the fuck out. You can't play comedy. You're going to get bombed. You're going to bomb on stage. Yeah. Okay.

Salute to Pete Davidson, though, man. What happened with Pete? He bombed us. No. No. I'm going to tell you, Pete don't bomb, especially when he is just being Pete. Wait, what happened? You hear this shit, man?

No, tell me. Play this Pete Davidson. Hi, my name's Pete Davidson. This message is for Dathnau. Thank you so much for making comments publicly that I didn't adopt the dog. I just want to let you know, I'm severely allergic to dogs. So I have to get a specific breed. I'm only not allergic to cab of foods and those type of dogs.

And my mom's fucking dog, who was two years old, died a week prior and were all so sad. So I had to get a specific dog. So why don't you do your research before you fucking create news stories for people because you're a boring and tired of you and so my dick. End this message. There is nothing more disrespectful than to tell a bunch of people who hate animal products to suck your meat. That's facts, bro. God, damn.

That's facts, man. God, damn. Yeah. And I still don't even really understand what that call was about. Did Peter put out a story? Oh, yeah, Peter says the actor left the heated message Monday for the Ogg Senior VP of Cruiky Investigation. He got her name because he was a statement of TSA, expressing Peter's collective disappointment. in Pete buying a puppy at an NYC pet store

instead of adopting from a shelter. Man, Peter, mind y'all fucking business. Yeah, nobody wants to adopt a dog, ill. But does it matter if you buy from a pet store or adopting? Yeah. What the-what? They make a really big deal, especially in L.A. But the puppy in the store wants a home too.

Yeah, but the idea is if you don't buy them at the store, then they'll stop breeding. If you don't buy them at the store. They'll stop breeding. Like, think of it like a pair of sneakers, yeah. If people stop buying a pair of sneakers, then the company will stop making it. We'll get better dogs into shelter. They have the fly exotic dogs.

They don't got fly dogs. You got your shelter dogs. They don't know designer dogs. They're no designer dogs. They're no designer dogs. The shelter's like the thrift store. Exactly. We don't want no vintage dogs.

That's what I mean. Yeah. Oh, we're a fucking designer dog. But what's crazy in LA, like the flex is having the weird looking dog. A prod of puppy. Having like an ugly dog. Yeah. Like, you see so many three-legged dogs or a wonky eye dogs.

It's like, because they want to be able to be like, I saved it. Yeah. No, I like a new dog. Like, I like a new one that's like, good breed. I want to design a dog, yo. Yeah, I want to design it. I want a prod a puppy. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? No, I am 100% supportive of it. That's what I would do. If I had one of them little stupid looking dogs like Taylor. Yeah. I'd get the Prada logo. And then Brandon. No, I'd post it.

I'd stick it on them. Something permanent. It hurt a little bit. Pete would be mad at me. Ooh. But imagine you have the Prada logo. from the side of the dog. Fire, bro.

Okay, you know you could just get a leash and just put the product. Nah, that's cool. Nah, nah, nah, no. No. That's your dog wearing price. First of all right. I want a prodding dog.

My dog is the number one. Your dog just nutted all over the carpet. My dog's number one. Your dog needs some pussy. Your dog do need some pussy. He does need some pussy. That my fucker, we should have took a picture that. Taylor's dog nutted all over the carpet.

Yo. Repulsive. I'm not talking about, you saw it. It wasn't like, that she was like a gallon of, dog come. It was foam. Yeah. And guess what Taylor did? Slurped it. Shoo. Yeah, with her fair hand. Like, I said, God, damn Taylor from Philly. Disgusting. Jesus Christ. That's the only time we've ever thought you're from Philly. And she didn't

wash your hands. Oh, I know. You did not wash your hands. Don't you lie? God is watching. You didn't watch your hands. You're a liar. I had to watch that. I did watch. Go back. You're a liar. Whoa, whoa. You just said a different thing. You're a liar. You said you went back to wash her. You never said you actually washed your hands, did you? You did not wash your hands after you picked up that canine cum. Well, he asked Tammy. She was more disgusted because I saw when he was about to throw out one time,

and I just thought it. Oh! Come on, yo. Just have kids. What the fuck is wrong with you? He's my child, though, so it wasn't alive. I got four, and I ain't never catching me a throat. What?

What? You know what I'm saying? Jesus. That's crazy right there, Taylor. You were a wild girl. What else we got, man? That's disgusting. What else we got?

Did you see a... Oh, Travis Rudolph found not guilty. Travis Rudolph found not guilty. We broke that case down for y'all a few weeks ago on brilliant idiots. We told y'all he was absolutely innocent. It was self-defense. He stood his ground. Now I hope that that young lady gets boo-cooled charges throwing at her.

She does have charges, right? Life. She got to do life. She got to do life. She got to do it up. She's responsible for that life. Word up. Absolutely.

She got to get life. Travis Rudolph found not guilty. Somebody is dead. Was charged with one count of first degree murder and three counts of attempted first degree murder in connection with the fatal shooting outside of his home. What was the actual story? I forgot.

Remember, she said, yo, he's hitting me to her brothers. And then they went there. She said, yo, go shoot his shit up. And it's tragic that one of them died. Very tragic. Especially off of Paul's priest. That's right. That's horrible. And she should go to jail for the rest of her life.

He's found not guilty. The sad part is, didn't his career get cut short and everything? I thought this was after. I didn't know. I didn't know. He's only 27. He's young. Yeah, but I don't think he was playing.

He wasn't in the league. Gotcha, got you, got you, got you. Well, salute to that young man, man. What else do you got, Taylor? I mean, did you watch the Spider-Verse movie yet? I don't see. Yo, we got to talk about one thing about Mermaid. What?

Oh, you saw it? No, but this was funny. man like you were like yo this it's so woke blah blah blah and uh like they got a different race daughter like and you were like what the hell is going on here every daughter is a different race it turns out that

each of the daughters represent one of the scenes yeah no it don't make no fucking sense so do they have one mom huh do they have one mom or did he have seven different moms maybe it's seven different moms they don't explain none of that shit all they say is that he got seven daughters that represent

seven different seas and the mom is dead. Yeah. Fish. But isn't that how fish procreate? Don't they just shoot their sperm into the ocean, I think? And then the eggs. Whales when they shoot it on laying out? Oh, yeah, you're right.

They're not actually fucking. Yeah, they're not fucking. So. Oh, good point. So it makes sense. So we just don't know enough about fish. Our mermaids. Yeah, shout out to mermaids.

I didn't know that. For real, fish just you think. So, Dan, we could be in the water getting fish sperm and all. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We eat fish eggs because the eggs are out there too. I mean, eating fish eggs is eating fish gum, right? No, I don't know. You sure they not fucking?

No. What did you Google? Taylor Googled fish sex. How fish have sex? I did not know this. I mean, if you ask Jamaicans, it's the side of the butt. Okay. What else we got?

What else we got, Taylor gang? What's up with this weather, you know? Can we talk about right now in New York, it's like overcast as hell. There's all this smoke. I guess there's wildfires in Canada and all that smoke is coming down to New York. I don't know if we're in the last days or this is just how our shit is for our era, bro. Because there's some crazy shit fucking happening. What is going on right now?

I don't fucking, I'm walking around with a mask like it's COVID on. They're saying that the air quality is bad. They're saying that if you got respiratory problems like lung disease, stay inside. heart disease, stay inside. They say if you're out for more than 25 hours, it's like smoking six-pack of cigarettes. Chris Morrow thinks he's going to die.

Chris Morrow is going through it. He came through the elevator. He was like, huh. It's crazy out there. My lines acting off. I did see somebody on the corner today. I was like, what is it, New York City? That motherfucker was giving a Broadway performance.

I'm like, what do you expect people to do, yo? Nobody knows what's going on. We're not fan you Northern. He was on the corner going crazy. I mean, he was losing it on the corner. Everybody wants some sympathy. I thought the right. If the air wasn't so bad out of the road and window, then it'd say, knock it to fuck off.

You know what I'm saying? I really don't know what's going on in the sky, yo. I mean, yeah, can this happen from a wildfire that far away? Yeah. Word? I think it was happening. You remember, I think it was last year or two years ago in Cali? Like, they had all those wildfires in, like, northern.

Man, I haven't been in Cali a bunch of times when they had wildfires. and they had wildfires and I see this shit. Yeah, this is different, though. And for it to be so far? I think it's a Terrigan mist. If you know the comic books, Terrigan Miss is this mist that makes people inhuman. Inhuman is another form of like,

it's not mutant, but it's called the inhumans. And the Terrigin Miss is what makes them. I actually used the Terrigan Miss, and I wrote for Marvel, and I wrote one of my comics for Marvel, I used the Territian Miss to give me superpowers. and I said it was the whole

comic the comic was about me coming out come on as a superhero you know what I'm saying you know what I mean because I had got to tear at your miss but I didn't tell nobody

you know what I mean what was your superhero you're trying to tell us something man come on Zah you gay he just he just just say it bro

look what you made go back on that come on Holy shit, Mateo kissing Mateo. That's crazy. That is crazy. How do you got to take to Mattio Kissing? Don't know.

Mateo Lane. Mattel Lane got a new special out. On YouTube, right? Yes. Make sure you go check that right now. I miss Mattel. He was in our building. Hair plugs and heartbreak. Oh, come on, Mattiel.

But. It's supposed to be anal plugs and heartburn, bro. Air plugs, bro. Mateo, come on. But he got the, he got the hair plugs, man. He does? He just got them, yeah. Mattel's always had a nice little...

No, but now it's on a different level. Now it's on a different level. Really? Yeah. No, I like Mattel's my guy, man. He's great. You can tell he's working out crazy. He was on Elvis Durant show.

I missed him. He was in the building. I didn't get to see him. I didn't get to see him. What else we got Taylor? Oh, man. God damn. Oh, Alex, Alex.

Crazy segue. Alex said he... Alex said he got a crazy segue. I'm just saying. Crazy segue. I'm just saying. Some people just start trends. So Alex thinks he's the originator, bro.

Come on. He said he goes, he's, he goes, He said this. Just start trying. So Drake got the yellow nail polish and Alex goes, I got to stop in there. Yeah. Wow. Taylor.

What you mean? What do you mean? Taylor, stop doing that to people. Taylor, you're asking for. You are really asking for right now. You are really asking for. Isn't that crazy? Do what I'm saying?

Isn't that crazy? See what I'm saying? That's not right, Taylor. All right. You know what I'm saying? That's not right. I'm not calling. Redhead.

Hold on. You go, all right. I'm not calling Drake fat. You said his hands. Yeah, look at his hands. They look like little girls.

That's not what you say. You know, like little chump. You have chubby nails. Stop doing that, Taylor. I'm not chubby, though. Say something. Say something. Noah.

Whoa, back down. Noah. Oh, back down. Something's I'm gonna stand by ground Yeah, I've really

having a alliance right here You see that? He won't say anything bad at the No, there's something going on here It's like she's making it so hard To not do it. I ain't say nothing You know what I'm saying?

I just take this whack But we make promises Don't fucking tip it Why do you keep doing this? You are tempted You know what I'm saying? You are tenets Throwing up Alex.

You are attempting. You're acting crazy right. You know what I'm saying? She's acting crazy. I know. She wants it. She wants it. No, I know.

Yes, you do. Can we talk about the nails? Can we talk about the nail? I'm just saying it seems like you keep asking for it. You talk about Alex's twin right now. Okay. Alex. Now, is what y'all doing all summer for a row of Roto?

This is what I do? He's what I do. He's been on it. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Do you call Alex? He must be a bad bitch. I take that.

What color you got yours now? No, I got a. I got a. Yo, not you. Here's the thing. It's a tribal desire. If God want to paint their nails, fine. I just need to know why.

Yeah, why. Why? Why? John, it's the same reason why you wear what you wear. It's like, no, it's not. No, it's not, Alex. It's a different self-expression. This guy, he doesn't have to go all the way down.

So why you got attack me, bro? We're just talking about you right. No, you know what he's doing. No, Alex brought up a good point. He said it's a form of expression. Okay. So what are you saying? I just like it.

No. Don't you do stuff that you just like? But you said it's a form of expression. Yeah. I like the same way like I'm rocking this jacket. Like, this is. What are you trying to express with it? That's all we're saying.

What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying with this sweats? I'm gay. All right. Well, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying. Alex, I like it.

Alex, if you were to break your nail. Come on. Bro. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Look how adorable. Horrible he is.

Come on, man. Come on, he looked like... Say what? Would you like to roll me? I look like a little dollar bill on it. You'd like to roll me up and stick you, stick me in your nose, wouldn't you out? What? You'd like to do a line with me, wouldn't you out?

Like you take those little pretty nails on yours that have painted, roll me up, like, and just do a line with you, wouldn't you? I keep shooting, man. Bro, let me tell you, though. He turned it to a riddle. This outfit is crazy. No, no. It's crazy. It is crazy. But it looks good on you. That's the color. It's the money green. Uh-huh.

But I'm wearing this. I can tell you why I'm wearing this. I'm wearing this because it's Nipsey's the Marathon. The Marathon. Oh, is that the Marathon? Yeah, it's the Marathon. That's why I wore Nipsey's chain today. These Nipsey shoes and everything. I felt like representing for Nipsi. That's a nurse. No. Don't you have another one like that? Yeah. I have Elijah Muhammad, Malcolm, Max, Nipsey. Why don't you have any white guys? Why don't you have any white guys on your neck?

I don't know. Why don't you let some white guys on your neck? Go on, dude. Hey, go on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.

Come on, man. Yo, would you cross that street? Charlotte, would you cross that street? Yeah, I'd walk backwards. This guy. This guy. This guy is confirmed homosexual. This guy's confirmed homosexual, dude.

It's Pride Month. We representing gay. No, we're gay. For Pride Month, we're gay. That's right. For Prime Month we gay. No, we are gay for Pride Month. You're not gay for Pride Month.

You're gay or not Pride Month. That's weird. You know the funny part about this great picture? What is it? The fact that he got his nails painted. But he got on state property. State fucking property. You represent for one of the hardest rap groups out of one of the hardest

with yellow nails. I mean, the thing I really don't like by this. Call that range. You don't think it's colors a little off, Alex? Like the yellow on a beige person? I mean, what color would you choose to, like, really accentuate that fit? What you do it? I'm asking what's up?

What's the problem? Why can't we ask? What would you put on it? You're the expert. I'm not the expert. I do what I like. Alex, you're the expert, yo. What would you like on him?

What color he'd like on him? What color would you think would look at him? Yeah, seriously. What color was in? You know, brother, Alex. It's self-expression. He's like, yo, Alex, what color nails should I put on to go with this state property?

That's it. I mean, if we'd be honest, I would match with, you know, the darker brown. That's what I said. You go for brown on your nails? Didn't I say that? Hold on. Hold on. Y'all are dumb.

Why? How are you going to know if you got dudo on your ass when you wiping if you got brown on your name? Nah, you represent for Pride Month, man. Yeah. What if you want to think of your man real quick? You know what I'm saying? Now people don't know. It's true.

Son. Even making a white boy comfortable. That's great. That right there was crazy. That right there was crazy. Like, you just kind of ringing the bell. Like, yo, is Jonathan home? Yo, is Jonathan up there?

Blur it up. How do you choose your design? I let my... I just want to know because how I choose my design. I let my nail tech design. Yo, come on, yeah. Come on, yeah. But what made you this?

I just know. I'm not, I'm not trying to be serious. I'm not. Next week, next week, I'm gonna get some of her shot. I'm gonna give me a shirt like that made. I'm really being serious. I just wonder why you're doing it. Because to me is, I don't know.

I told you already. You seem so black. Yeah, I know. Are you worried that Alex is gonna steal dudes? I feel like. I don't like, you being judgmental too. Yeah, you're being judgmental. You call Drake Fat.

Now you're calling out of his gay and I don't like shit. He's a bad bitch. That's what he is. That's crazy. That's what she goes. You just. You're in your soft girl error, aren't you? I am in my soft girl.

Okay. You're in your what? You're in my soft girl error. What does that mean? That means that I'm, you know, staying away from all negativity. You know what I'm saying? I don't want no stress. You know what I mean?

I'm staying away from all that. Why do you be a girl? It's called Black Boy Joyce. I'm trying to get Arish. Relax. Why can't I be a, I'm 50% girl. That's a fucking fact You know, that's a good

I'm 50% woman, yo That's a good ass point Bro, did you see what Justin Bieber's dad posted? That shit was one of the funniest things I ever seen What he did? For no reason. For no reason.

Why he was violent in the middle of pride for Justin Bieber daddy? He said, he goes, gay people, don't forget don't forget to thank a straight person

for making you. Wow. That's just kind of a bar though. Like, why? Nah. Why he looked like a past that hill song, though. Yo.

Don't just the people's dad. He went from one daddy to one dad. Don't judge the people's dad look like a past that hill song, yo. Go back to that shit right now. Yes. Just the people's dad. He does look like a pass of hill song. Do they have a relationship?

I don't know. Oh, he apologized. So wait, tell me about this hill song shit, the documentary. I only saw the first two episodes. And you thought it was amazing? I thought it was very interesting. I thought it was very interesting. because I think that a lot of times people get so fanatical about religion

and they get so fanatical about their religious leaders that they forget that these people are human. And what's so interesting to me about the church, so many people go to the church looking for grace, so many people go to the church looking for forgiveness. But when their spiritual leaders need that same grace and forgiveness, These people are so hurt by the fact that that person isn't the perfect human you thought they were. So you get upset at them and want to shun them forever, which is not Christ's life in any way, shape, or form.

That is true. Which is not God like in any way, shape, or form. And so I just find it interesting how people just put these people on these pedestals. And I don't know whose fault that is. I don't know if it's the pastor's fault or the congregation. you know, and that's why I like this new era of pastors. I love the Sarah Jake's Roberts. I love the Toray Roberts.

I love the Devon Franklin's because they're not acting perfect. They're letting you know I have flaws. I've made mistakes, you know what I'm saying? And I'm trying to figure it out. I think Sarah Jake Roberts is the most brilliant pastor out here because the way she's able to blend, you know, the intersectionalities of faith and God and mental health. Like she's bringing all of this to the table because we all need work.

Like we all got healing that we need to do. And just because a person can preach a good word and the person might, that's, to me it's like this, that's the same person that motivated you. Like for all these people that's upset about Carlins and, you know, mad about, you know, cheating on his wife or whatever, that's still the person that motivated you. That's still the person that poured into you and gave you a word that changed your life. that shouldn't change anything about you. You know what I'm saying? And it really shouldn't change your feelings about him. He's just a man.

He's just a man who right now needs the grace that you wanted, that you wanted from God when you was going through your shit. And if you were to make the argument for the other side, for the people that are upset with them, what would you say? What would your argument there? I understand being let down,

but still understand that car. Carl is a man. So forgive him and forgive these religious leaders that have failed us while at the same time be disappointed by them because that's okay. Yeah. Down by them, that's okay. Maybe don't look at them as this image of God and maybe lower your standards for them. That's how I look at it. I don't believe what's that word?

They use deity. I hold religious. What does deity mean? A god. He means like a God. I don't like people looking at their pastors and their spiritual leaders as a deity. I hold them to a higher standard, though. I hold pastors to a higher standard.

I hold rabbis to a higher standard. I hold the moms to a higher standard. And I think that they've chosen to hold themselves to a higher standard when they decide to take on that position. That's not to say that they're not going to fail. Make mistakes. Or make mistakes. Of course not. But I don't think it's wrong for us to hold them to a higher position or hold them to a higher faith or hold them to a higher faith or hold them to more pious.

And this is maybe a bad example. but say if you have a personal trainer and you hired that guy because you like his physique and you're like, oh, I want a body like yours. And then he's like, this is what you have to do to have a body like mine and then you find out he's on a bunch of steroids and shit like that.

Wouldn't that taint all of the advice that he gave you? I tell you why because that train is, I think that's a good argument. That's a good debate. That's a good argument, but that trainer's straight up lying to you. I don't think the pastor's lying to you.

The pastor's just telling you some shit that. No, this is interesting. The pastor's just telling you some shit that he feels like you should know to better yourself. And he's probably trying his hardest to live by that shit, too. The train is just straight of mind. The only difference I would say, I love the actual, the argument. The only difference I would say is that there aren't steroids that get you closer to heaven.

Faith and the work is what gets you closer to heaven. But with weightlifting, there are these steroids that get you closer to that physique, which is in heaven. So that's why there is a disingenuous. just ingenuousness there 100%. But there isn't a cheat code to heaven. But check this out. What if? You know what I mean?

So the things that he's saying you should do will ideally get you there. If he's not doing them, then he's not getting there. But the word doesn't come from him. The word comes from God. So he's just going, yo, this is what God says to do. Yeah, but what if that trainer... You question that word.

Because it's like if the trainer said, hey, this is what I did to get this body. This is what he did to get the body. body. All the same workouts is what would get you there. But now you're like, it's like, do I believe it? What if the train is on? Oh, you have every right to question. But what if the train is on steroids? Yeah. But he's still giving you workouts that get you in shape. That's what I'm saying. But you can still have doubt about where you're going to go. Yeah. But what if you got diesel? Also, also, what if you got diesel based on his workouts? How about this? How about this? It's not

about doubt where you're going to go when it comes to faith. It's you have doubt about how effective the faithness. I think that's what it is. It starts to chip away at the foundation and the effectiveness of faith in and of itself. If religious figures can't even follow the word of God and they're the ones that are supposed to be the most pious, then you're like, oh, is this shit not even worked it? But they tell us we all fall short. They tell us the flesh is weak. That's our expectations of religious leaders and maybe we need to bring those down. Maybe we need to reduce those. They're just men working out. Exactly. So, and I mean, listen, even if he's when, even if he's abusing his power, manipulating people.

What do we say? That's up to God, right? Like, that's for God to figure out. No. If he's not... Because you have to protect your parishioners? Is that the... Sure.

You have to protect your flock. If he's doing things that he's hurting his congregation... Congregate. If he's hurting his congregation, of course, yo, you gotta go. All I'm simply saying is, that shouldn't be enough for me to lose my faith or feel like the man

who taught me all of these things. Like, these things still aren't valued. You know what I'm saying? Like you feel however you want about the man, but the things that man taught you, you can't deny that shit changes your life. And that's why I do think the trainer analogy is a great analogy, because even if I'm on steroids,

if I gave you actual exercises that benefited you and you got diesel and you got in shape, I did my job. Yeah. Regardless of what I was doing, I did my job. If it helped you. Yeah, I see that argument too. I see the disappointment in the people that have followed him

and they feel that down. And I also see the disappointment in the institution and the church, which hasn't afforded him the same forgiveness that, you know, they've afforded many people. There's probably people that walked in that church that were like, yo, I used to hurt people. I used to steal from people.

I used to do all these things. And that church forgave them. You begging for forgiveness. Right? And I think it's the institution's fault. Because the institution of church... They worried about the bottom line. Yeah.

And it's like, if you were worried about the bottom line, God's going to take care of it. If you really got faith in God, God's going to take care of you. But if you worried about this pastor and how it affects your image, this is assuming he didn't do anything criminal. If you did criminal things. I didn't see the last proportion. Exactly.

So we don't know what else is there. What I saw was, you know, him, you know, cheating on his wife. Yeah. That's what I saw, you know. Yeah. Which is a crime in God's eyes. In God's eyes, you know. And I think he, I don't remember what exactly happened with, you know, the mistress.

But yeah, I just find it weird when people, a spiritual leader falls short and now you question your faith. Your faith has nothing to do with it. Your faith has nothing to do with a spiritual leader falling short. Everything the spiritual leader told you about God in the Bible still holds up. It still rings true. You know, you just, he fell short. And that's what they say. Oh, you're not practicing what you're preaching?

Sure. But that don't mean that you don't have to. You can still practice what you've been taught to them. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's all. That's it. You don't pay some bills?

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keep an eye to see if we're going to add another show, you know? But thank you so much all the idiots out there. Thank you so much asshole army, everybody who gobbled up them tickets on the pre-sale. That's incredible. So, but it's possible that we might add another show. So if we do get on that, you know, go check out my Instagram, Twitter, that kind of stuff, and we'll give updates on that. But again, thank you so much.

I really appreciate it. Cannot wait. My church announcement, man, salute to my guy, Doug Melville. Doug Melville is going to be one of the next releases on Black Privilege Publishing. That's my book imprint through Simon & Schuster. He's dropping his book Invisible Generals on November 7th. Invisible Generals is the amazing true story of America's first black generals, Benjamin O. Davis, Sr. and Jr., a father and son who helped integrate the American military

and create the famous Tuskegee Airmen. You know what I mean? Like I really, really, really want you all to go check this book out, man. It takes a trip through three centuries, a journey from post-Civil War America to modern-day Europe. Doug uncovered the lives of these two, you know, great men who I just mentioned, Benjamin O'Davis Sr. and Jr., and they sacrificed so much for the country they believed in. Regardless of all the hardships, you know, they endured, man. So a salute to my man, Doug Melville, and make sure y'all go pre-order Invisible Generals right now on

Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, wherever you buy books, it will be out November 7th. We got two releases coming out on Black Privilege Publishing this year. One's actually coming out before November 7th, and I cannot wait to announce that one as well. But salute to my guy, Doug Melville. What the fuck did Zion Williamson? Do why people texting me talking about Zion Williamson and Job & Rent, let South Carolina down? I think he got wiped up. What you mean?

Oh, yeah. He's having a baby. What's wrong with that? By stripping. Who? Having a baby by a script? Who already got on a baby. I like it.

Yeah. I think she's a porn star. Oh, really? Look that up, Taylor. What the hell going on with my guy snacks? No, point star is upset because that was the side bitch. And then he got, but I think the girl was the stripper. To Zion Williamson announced life-changing personal news on Tuesday.

Oh, he's expecting a baby girl with his partner, Akima. It's all dead. Yeah, but the girl's the porn. starts calling her up. You what? I mean, he likes, I don't see what's going on. A girl who's talented.

You know? I don't see what's going on. I asked my man what's going on. He just sent me a link to some, some shit that says guns and buns, the South Carolina addiction store. That is funny. I like straps and snacks better.

What do you think's happening with John Moran? You think the you think the suspension is going to be 30 games? Oh yeah, you guys broke the news about the toy. I can't bring no news. That was part of Jordan. I don't believe that shit. I believe that story is cap like a cap gun.

Wait, really? Huh? You really? You believe that story? I don't know. I could believe them saying it. If that's the best they can come up with, everybody just needs to shut the fuck up.

Really? On that side. Like, I love, I love, I'm always, for Job and Rent. I hope Job Moran gets out of his situation. I hope that he grows up and realizes the position that he's in, but ain't nobody buying that that's a toy gun,

you know? Come on. Because if it was a... Put it like this. Nothing about your behavior said it was a toy gun. And we can assert the Claudia Jordan clip in when she was on Breakfast Club. My source is say that the relative in the car in the back seat had a toy gun in the car. The gun is not real.

And was playing around with it, passed it over to Jha, and that got caught on the He had it in his hand. Now, the video was sent to Adam Silver, NBA, allegedly. They have it, and they said the gun looks extremely fake. Like, it's obviously a toy gun. But according to my source, allegedly, Adam Silver is still going to go through with the suspension

looking like it should be about 30 games. Would you apologize for having a toy gun? No. Would your man pull the phone away and pulled down the phone if you was just waving a toy gun? No. Wouldn't you, if it was. the toy gun be funny in the moment and say,

come on, guys, this is the captain. When you squirt water at the cameras, something? Yeah. Come on, man. No, nobody believed that. Like, that can't be the, you know, story you're running with. Somebody said that the NBA has more information

that hasn't come to light just yet, and they're making their decision based on that. John Moran, they're going to make an example. They're going to make an example. The fact that they're waiting until after the NBA finals is over. Because they don't want no distraction. Big. That's right.

They don't want no, nothing to distract the finals. Because if it was no suspension, it wouldn't distract the finals. No. If it was 10 games, 15 games, if it was 30 games, it'd be like, I ain't. We get it. It's going to be big, bro. No, it's going to be big, big. What do you guess?

Probably a season. Probably a season, low pay. I think, I think 30. You think 30? I think they'd announce 30, bro. I think? I think they would announce 30. I don't think they're trying to distract from the finals,

but still, I think 30 is legit. Yeah, I don't know, man. This is, I mean, just such a dumb way to lose all your money. Not all of it, but a lot of it. Emotional, he lacks emotional intelligence. You know what I'm saying? But listen, when you give, if you give somebody straight from the, the backwoods, the South Carolina.

$200 million. Come on, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, and there's no class to that. Yeah. There's no course for that. They don't teach you how to handle $200 million. But, like I said,

said before on the pod. The only reason I get pushback on Jai when we say stuff like that is there's too many examples in the NBA of how to do it, right? There's only been, I think, 500 NBA players in the course of history.

I saw somebody say that stat doesn't there. It's only been like 500 plus. I'm talking about the course of the end the whole NBA in 75 years. Look that stat up. It's only been like 500. No, there's, I don't know. So think about it.

It's only 12 on a team. Yeah, there's 28 teams. It's 30 teams. So, like, just do the math. I was told it was only 500. I could be wrong. Maybe it's 500 now. Yeah.

I think it's 500 now. It's 500 now. But it hasn't been a lot of NBA players in the history of life is what I'm saying. It's not a lot of them. Like, it's a very, very small few. 4,300. 5,000. 4,300.

Yeah, so maybe you heard 5,000. Oh, maybe it was 5,000. Yeah. But I bet. 4,300 in that, think about that, though. Think about how small of a pool that is. in 75 years. So you have more than enough examples,

especially in this modern era of how to do it right. Kevin Garnett from Stock Carolina, he came straight out of high school. Tremaine O'Neill from Stockin, he came straight out of high school. You know what I'm saying? Kobe Bryant, God bless him, he came straight out of high school. LeBron James came straight out of high school. You know what I mean? Like, don't get me wrong.

All of them had, you know, little issues here and there, but nothing like this is insane. Yes, that's all. Oh, I got to see this. This is, by the way, this is the worst title for Michael J. Foxxman. I can't believe that. What's the title? Still.

That's a fat, Nick, why are you doing that? That's why. That's funny. Like, you know what I'm saying? Why are they doing? That's like Taylor over there. That's like, that's what Taylor does. Yeah.

That's what Taylor does. Yeah. That's what Taylor does. Yeah. That's what you do. That's what you do. You say little shit, knowing it's going to set off jokes. And then we don't say any jokes because you don't say no jokes.

You don't care about you. That's right. And then you say really mean things because you're a fucking dickhead asshole. Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. Whoa. What the fuck? What else we got, Taylor?

She likes the aggression. Curse words are final care. They just can't be like specific, personal thing. If you go to Philly, even though she's from Lower Derby, if you go to Philly, you understand Philly people. Like, they like abuse. They're an aggressive people that like abuse. They like dishing it and they like taking it.

You know what I'm saying? They're like Black Panther when he had that. suit on that could take her whatever he would get hit he'd absorb it and give it back that's fucking Philly yes that is Philly yes what else we got Taylor what happened with Boosie? God bless him I mean

he was on the show yeah Boosie came on he was on breakfast club last week He's a man about his son getting a haircut Bousie is Boosie man He's so entertaining He's highly he's highly entertaining he knows it

Carnel West announces he's running for president What do you think? I want to I like it I like it. I like it. Corneilles is somebody who I've always appreciated. I love hearing him, whether, regardless of what form or platform he's on, he's always very objective. Cornel West has criticized Barack Obama just as much as he's criticized the Donald Trump. Like he cares about people. And when he says he's running for both truth and justice, I believe that. I truly, truly wholeheartedly believe him. what do you say to the people that are saying this almost guarantees the Republican whoever's running, they win? Yeah, they didn't need a stronger candidate then because he's running independently, you're saying? He's running independent. I don't think he'll be able to raise enough money to be a factor. Probably won't, you know?

I think it's a big enough figure in itself. That he'll take away votes from the Democrats. Listen. And the races are so close to it. I don't think he's big enough. Maybe I'm wrong, but like, I don't think enough. These elections are so narrow. That's what I'm saying?

Totally. So if he gets 30,000 votes, yeah, I hear you. Yeah, these are the same people who was worried about Kanye. Legit worried about Kanye. Yeah. Like, legitimately.

Like, I'm not telling you something I heard. I'm telling you something I know if I did hear it, but I heard it because they told me. Like, they were like legitimately worried about Kanye. So, yeah, I can see Cornell West being a form of one, but it's not just Cornell out there. You got Cornell running as an independent. You got Marianne Williamson running the Democrat.

We got Bobby Kennedy Jr. And Biden isn't a super strong, he hasn't proven himself to be a super strong president. Even with a lot of the stuff that he's gotten done, people don't fuck with Joe Biden. What do you think? What do you think happens? Like, who do we vote for?

But I mean, like, anybody running Democratic, you know the DNC is going to be like, if Biden wants to run again, they're going to shut it down. I don't think it matters. Really, the only people who can affect it is somebody running as an independent. If any of those people get on the ballot,

which they will, the Marianne Williams in the world, Bobby Kennedy Jr., they're going... Yeah, Bobby Kennedy Jr. is kind of a wild boy, huh? I don't know nothing about him. He's kind of a wild boy. Well, you know, sir? I haven't heard anything about it. Yeah, I think he's like, I think he's a wild boy. Why?

And he's like, COVID is a hoax. He said that? I think he's that kind of wild boy. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not mad at Cornell West Run. I actually think, I think it's cool.

And I think that, you know, even though he's not running into the Democrat, I think the DNC should have a primary because we need to see if President Biden's ideologies hold up now. But why would the Democrats allow the democratic process to happen within their party? Because people are going to think. You're not thinking straight. You're right. How would they let the people decide who the president was going to be?

Democrats would never do that. You're right. But people, people, we have to think, if whether you, y'all do the primary and not. Sorry, it's so funny that, like, Democrats make this big deal about when Republicans do the gerrymandering. And it's like, superdelegates is gerrymandering. Only you don't need to move the districts around because you have a super delegate that counts for a thousand votes or 10,000 votes. It's the same thing. So they do all this things with pointing the Republicans almost, the Republicans obviously are gerrymanding to do, which is wrong as well.

They're both wrong. but the idea that they would point fingers and say what they're doing, they're creating an unfair advance stripping your democratic process while they're doing the exact same thing. The worst thing ever that happened in America to politics

is the internet came out and we could read free information that showed how bogus both sides are. And I think most Americans are just going, they both stink. That's exactly what it is. That's really the biggest thing. everybody's tired of the two-party system.

They're over it. I think we're tired of the establishment. We're tired of the establishment. But that's why Trump was so effective, right? Yeah, in Bernie. He looked like in Bernie. They came in anti-establishment. That's one of the things I do regret, though.

What is that? Not supporting Bernie. Like, not actually right. Even if you did, he didn't want it enough. He wasn't really good. No, he wanted it. The DNC didn't want that. He wasn't willing to call out the DNC.

He wasn't willing to call out Hillary. He fell in line. He got his three houses in Maine. And he was like, you know what? Communism sucks. I like capitalism. You don't think you want to get pop. You think that's what it was?

You don't do that no more. They just pull a bold tweet. The Clintons don't do that anymore. There's too much of the spotlight. That's because nobody tested. They might have some shit on him. How many other ways to take you out now? Bro, that's what Patrick Beddavit was saying,

we had him on Flagher and he was like, yeah, they must have something on Bernie. I go, what do you mean? He goes, the fact that he didn't put up a fight at all. He's 97 years old. I mean, he's... He was 92 when he ran. He liked talking that shit, though.

How much of a fight can he put up? I mean, he got a fight. And when Bernie starts talking shit, he looks like Doc Brown, trying to tell Marty why he can't get back to the future. He was that right about him? Like, what the... You don't take him serious

when he starts popping that shit? Yeah. What happened? Oh, shit. Yeah, I got to go to show. Let's do some asking idiots then. No, that's too sad. Yeah.

I don't know. Let's do asking idiots. Let's do asking idiots, Mike. What we got, Mike. What do you think of the super teams in the WNBA, New York Liberty and the Las Vegas Aces? Aces look good. Asian them going definitely, uh, who cares?

Repeat this year. The fuck. The Superteams in the WNBA. They are all super teams in the NBA. Oh, my God. Candace Park and Asian Wilson on the Aces. I'm telling you, you're going to be on the WMBA's clit. In about three years, yo.

You watch. When Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark and all of them go to the WMBA, you're going to be following that storyline like Magic and Bird. Can't I just be an old head and have my dumb old person views? No, because you like the WNBA. Let me be an old head. My dumb old person. You liked, you liked the NCAA finals.

You're a line. That's not true. I didn't watch it. Really? No. You don't know what you was missing, bro. I know. You are committed to your Mesa.

Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How do you know they identify as women, Charlotte, man? Oh. The corner. I can't be a misogynist. Oh, wait. Charlie, did you see the show of the idol?

No, I didn't watch this. Well, well, well. You got to see. Charla, it's great like that. It's welcome to the milk factory. What, latities? Oh. What?

There's a set of nipple. in that that I think are prosthetics. What do you mean? I think they put on prosthetic nipples on her tits. No, not all about tits? No, but partially it's about tits and the nipples are really pointy and perfect. And I think that they're made out of prosthetics. Really? I do think they took little banana bottoms and they stuck them on.

Who did he thought? The weekends? No. But the weekend, the weekend. I'm not going to watch it. I can tell them. Bro, the weekend? I'm just not interested. That might be, he might be one of the best actors ever. Really?

To be able to stay focused with them fucking. With them fucking milk jugs right in front of you and keep your, you know, shit together. Bro, I'm telling you, it's a different situation, Charlie. You never seen milk like this. But you watch you for it. Love you for it. It's the same maker of you for it. Really?

Yes. Sam Levinson. Genius. Milk connoisseur. I like Sam Levinson. Milk connoisseur. And there's more milk coming on. Apparently there's a new milk queen that's coming on to the...

And it's HBO, right? It's HBO, yeah. Is it a series or just a series? Really? Yeah. Hmm, you haven't heard about this. I heard about it. I just didn't give a fuck.

This, you should check it out. You need to start giving a fuck about tits, you fucking gay dick. He does. He watched WNBA. You might be gay, bro. You watch WMBA. You don't care about tities. I got four daughters.

Come on, bro. Come on with that, bro. Come on, you got to come back to the tities, bro. You used to love tities, bro. Remember back in the day? I've never been there. Back of the day, bro. I'd never been abreast men.

Is that a white guy thing? I feel like I hear more white guys talking my titty. What, liking super fat tits? Ha-n-r-r-d-da-da-da-da. But I'm... No, girl! I hear more white guys talk about tini. You gotta try to be white for a second.

Try to do what I just did. Nobody does it. It's so livery. What are you talking about? Like, nobody actually does that to play. What? You never seen a fat pair of tities and just went, No one did that.

That's a movie shit. That's forgy. I'm sure. I'm worried he did this. Come on. Nobody actually does that. Come on. So you see a fat pair of tits, you go, put them on me.

You never done that, Charlie. Tom it. Your wife is watching this. Say what? Say what? Why are you bringing that up? She knows who's not.

She knows his mom. She knows. I'm a fucking, yo, the heavies, bro. I'm about the heavies, man. You don't that's a white boy thing? What do you mean? Tits? Yeah, I feel like...

No, everybody likes tits, Taylor. No. Black guys like tits. Asian guys like tits too. I never hear black guys talk about tits as much as white guys talk about it. Why do you think that is? Because we got the asses, y'all don't. Are you thinking that white girls, you just said that white girls had better tits than black girls have.

I didn't say that. You just said that I didn't say that. I didn't say that I said we have the asses. Y'all don't have that. I like pretty fake. But by process of elimination, you're trying to say that white girls got pretty your titty. No. I'm just saying you're saying

I think you should take that back. I think you should take that back because I think that there are black women with absolutely there are crazy shit I don't know what you say that I don't understand why you say that I never said that

I never said that I never said that I never said that I never said that I don't know you kind of said it you did kind of say black guys don't care about titty

black does care about tities too I didn't say I'm saying I hear more white men talk about it that's it Huh? anyway Oh I know when I see titty my face, I get a screw face

when I see Tilly. When I see a big fat fur, it's this is that happened. I can't even speak when I see Titty. Charlotte. What do you think about this set right here? To your life. Set of what? Oh, that's Daisy Taylor. What do you? What do you think?

We talk about practice bad habits. I'm a married man. All right. Wow. Fairness. Go back to that topical about Clarissa Shields. Wait, what happened with Clarissa? Shout out to her. Oh, I got to go. guys. Okay, come on. Give us one more. What we got? Let's end on one. We got. What we got? Charlotte and... Yeah, Charlotte and Drew. Let's go to something motivational. Let's see.

See, look at that. OVO Thursday. Who is the biggest SC dumb dumb between Zion and J. I have faith that snacks and straps won't get it together. Okay? Leave my guys alone. I have faith in both of them. All right? And I still don't even know what the fuck Zion actually did. Okay, this is a good. We can end on this one. Would you rather live in the bottom of the ocean? What the fuck is going on? Son, just enjoy it. Just enjoy it. Yo, just enjoy, enjoy, enjoy us and what we're capable of.

We should rather live. Come on, son. And the bottom of the ocean are in outer space. Which one? Honestly, I'd probably rather live in the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. Well, because at least I'd be, you know. They both kind of stuff.

Yeah. How do you know that? You never been to either. The bottom of the ocean is just dark and cold. Who told you that? I mean, they go down. Man, these, you know, they have not even fucking, they have not even navigated 75% of the ocean, you know.

So you think the ocean changes the first? I don't know what down there. Atlantis might be down that motherfucker. I don't want to make this argument for Charleston, but if you're getting close to the Earth's core, there's going to be heat in the Earth's core. So it's possible if you get to the bottom, bottom, that the water is actually starting to heat up.

And think about like, it's possible. And think about how much highly unlikely. But we don't know what's going on in space. We don't, but I think the ocean might be, the ocean might be kind of fire. I think about all of the species and creatures that we see every now and then pop up. I don't want to do space.

Because what if you jerk off in space and it doesn't go anywhere? It's just floating around the fucking space station and then randomly. You make a fucking mess, right? Yeah. God, damn. You can't even hide your fucking. You got to chase around the space station. What are you doing?

Oh, I'm getting my... Only one way to clean it up. This guy is. This is great. This is crazy. Dollar. Give them back they sport. Say.

Give them back to them. White boy fun. Let them have it in the back. There is no color. Why have you white boy fun? There is no color, bro. There is no color. Gay is for everyone.

It's freeing. Exactly. This is Pride Month. As always, if you listen to this podcast. And you're gay? If you listen to this podcast and you're gay, that's what's what suck. If you listen to this podcast and you're not gay, you need to get the fucking enter the poopo.

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