The Brilliant Idiots - New Labia Who This?
Episode Date: February 23, 2024In this episode, Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schulz discuss relationships, sex, and comedy. They touch on the importance of honesty in relationships, the double standard in sexual history, and the ...significance of body count. The conversation shifts to the beef between Donnell Rollins and Corey Holcomb, as well as the public reaction to Killer Mike's opinions. We also discuss the critique of Dave Chappelle, the influence of hate and love in entertainment, the impact of negative comments, and the desire to be a supportive father. They also touch on topics such as All-Star weekends, the decline of interest in celebrity games, and the need for fresh talent in slam dunk contests. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Sponsor 00:30 New Body, Old Puss 01:29 Gilly the Kid's Opinion on Vaginal Rejuvenation 03:15 The Double Standard in Sexual History 05:04 Body Count and Judgment 08:02 Making Noise During Sex 09:09 The Importance of Breathing During Sex 09:31 The Breath and Body Language During Sex 12:18 Donnell Rollins and Corey Holcomb's Beef 15:06 Donnell Rollins Confronts Corey Holcomb 25:40 The Cost of Success and Political Activism 34:22 Public Reaction to Killer Mike's Opinions 42:30 Critiquing Dave Chappelle 46:30 The Motives of Comedians and Media Personalities 51:25 The Importance of Speaking the Truth 55:19 The Decline of Interest in All-Star Weekends 58:07 The Decline in Interest in Celebrity All-Star Games 01:00:04 The Lack of Recognition for Female Athletes 01:06:19 The Power of Hate and Love in Entertainment 01:07:43 The Influence of Hate and Love in Entertainment (cont.) 01:10:06 The Impact of Negative Comments and Hate 01:18:19 The Negative Effects of Hurtful Comments 01:20:44 The Impact of Negative Comments in School 01:22:29 The Desire to Be a Supportive Father 01:25:26 The Desire to Be a Loving and Supportive Father (cont.) ************************************ Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ TaylorMade-It Production Contact: Taylormadeitprod@gmail.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yep, Charlamagne the guy.
Andrew Shope.
You ought to bring an idiot's podcast.
Make that bigger for me, Taylor.
Pause.
Pause.
There you go.
Got a new body old pussy.
Damn.
Why?
You got a new body old pussy.
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Let's start this show.
Hezzy.
Yes, sir.
What's happening?
I just saw this.
I just saw this little thing that Taylor put up there and I said, new body old pussy.
Let's get into it.
No, she brought up a good point, which is a lot of people are getting their bodies done.
They're looking younger.
they're looking like, you know, very, with all due respect,
smashable, but they're not getting their old pussy
as you have it written down there.
I would never refer to as that.
Yeah, I don't even know what is that, Taylor.
Taylor doesn't say, we call all means necessary.
That vintage vagina.
New body old pussy.
What does that even mean?
This, okay, well, here, this is what your boy had to say about it.
Who's our boy?
Vintage vagina.
Gilly the Kid.
Gilly the kid, the greatest celebrity basketball player alive.
Are you already?
Okay.
Body with some old pussy.
Body newer than
the motherfucker pussy then took 12,648
dicks.
Dang.
Fuck the line and out that level jacket.
That's like having a Ferrari
with cloth seats,
no,
that's like having a vacuum
with no baggling.
Shit flying everywhere.
What's the purpose?
So all you niggas
is out here that's going with looks.
Oh, you just want to miss that look good.
Now you're laid up in the house
You're the bids that need an oil change, the tuna,
bitch spark plugs need to be changed.
So what is Gilly saying that you should get vaginal rejuvenation?
I think if you're going to get a new body,
you should also get a new pussy.
And they do that.
They rejuvenate vaginas.
Even with that, you can't unfuck people, y'all.
You can't unfuck people.
You can't unfuck people, man.
That is a good ass way.
You can't unfuck people.
Even if you rejuvenate the vagina,
I still know that you fuck that person.
Yeah.
Why don't women believe us when we say
we don't like that y'all fuck everybody?
damn. I don't think that they believe
that's not that they don't believe us.
It's just that once you grow to love a person,
does it matter? Now, if they tell you
beforehand, you'll put that blocker up.
And that blockers up. And that blockers like, oh, I'm never going
to allow myself to love this person. But if you already grow to love the person
and didn't they tell you that they fuck 1,300 people?
Then they're a liar. But you never ask them.
And now I have a block up because are a liar.
Damn. Yeah. So you can't win. The only way you win is you don't just stuff your
vagina full of cocks every single day.
Don't let your vagina be a buff.
Exactly. Is that that hard?
Okay?
I mean, holy.
You can't keep a cock or two out of your vagina?
You just walk in the golden cock around.
You're just doge in the whole buffet.
If we, if we.
All you can eat dicks.
Thanks.
Y'all want to be saying that it's been the other way around.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
If we had to say that.
If I fuck 1,300 people and never told you Taylor and you didn't know, you should be upset.
No, I'm saying if we, if we, if we were dipping in y'all.
If I took 1,300 dicks.
Y'all don't care if we fuck.
And told you after you grew to love me, you would not be upset?
That's great.
That's a good point.
Wait, what's the question?
Yeah, exactly.
It's the same question.
I took 1,300 cocks in the face.
And didn't tell you, okay?
And then you grew to love me and found out that I had 13,000 cocks in and around my anus.
How would you feel?
That you're gay.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with that?
Why can't he be gay?
Because I'm sad selfish.
So you're going to try to love me and then want to have a lot.
That's my past.
So how I know that you're not wanting that more?
You ungay me.
You had 30 cuts.
You're trying to tell me that you still don't miss that.
You ungated me.
Yo, you did.
But also, yeah.
Y'all don't know who to take a compliment.
You wouldn't even, that's a compliment.
She liked that compliment.
That's not a compliment.
That's not a compliment.
No, it's not a compliment.
You never want to be able to ungay a dude.
That's a great thing.
Yes.
You guys took 1,300 cocks.
It's not real though.
1300.
1300.
1 vagina.
1 vagina.
1 vagina.
One vagina.
completely wiped away.
I ain't gay no more.
I'm delivered.
I am delivered.
I ain't gay.
I don't like men's.
I like women, swimmer, swimmer,
you said they're in your,
they're in your anew.
What does it matter?
No, because.
What does it matter?
Because that just means that the girls
just pegging him.
That's it.
No.
No.
I said cocks.
You just getting Dildo and peg.
That's it.
I can't explain to Virgin Bees to you.
I don't know what the fuck happened
to Louis-Marian.
The Dildo is not a cock.
What was happening in Upper Darby, yo?
Why you don't know these birds and opinions?
What do you mean?
What's your body, Kyle?
None your fucking business.
That shit.
No, it's high.
No, it's not.
Holy shit.
When it's low, they tell it.
They tell you what you.
None of your business.
First of all, you know why I don't say?
No, no.
You know why I don't say?
They say none of your business, that's crazy.
I can say, I can say three.
And you're like, oh, shit.
You know what?
We go like this.
Yeah.
It's great.
That's respectable.
That's low mileage.
How many bars do y'all got?
None of your fucking...
No, we're married, you know.
No, we married.
You're an asshole for you even asking that.
He lost the virginia to his wife.
You asked how many bucks.
No, he didn't.
You're asking him.
I did.
You did.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Nobody but my wife.
Evelyn.
You know, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
God is listening to you.
Stop lying.
I was listening to you.
I didn't lie about nothing.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
My holdness was deleted.
My holdness was deleted.
Come on.
I was unhold.
What's higher?
What's higher?
What's higher?
Body count or your vision?
I got 20-20, so definitely my vision.
Oh, you got less than 20 bodies?
Yes, asshole.
20 times.
Why are you calling an asshole?
Because you don't act surprised.
Like, oh, shit.
I didn't know you are a few.
You are progressive.
Liberated woman
You can do whatever you want
You're right
Absolutely right
But again
I don't know
I don't know
I were talking to my says
because I'm on a spiritual dream
Oh now you want a spiritual journey
You wasn't on a spiritual journey
At Hampton Homecoming last year
I was on no spiritual journey
At Hampton Homecoming last year
Was you Taylor game?
No you was not
You was not on the spirit of dream
All right
Well guess what you met him at the crossroads
You damn sure
wasn't lonely at Hampton homecoming
Was you?
Huh?
Stop giggling.
Look at you giggling thinking about that Hampton homecoming.
Wow.
You giggling thinking about that Hampton homecoming.
The hog?
That hog?
That hog?
What is that?
What is it?
She was on that spiritual journey and she didn't have it in a while.
When you put it in, she went.
Oh, my God.
Oh, did you do that?
She didn't want to give them that scream at first.
Not at first.
She didn't want to give them that scream at first
and she hit him with the...
That's selfish, though.
That is!
You're not going to get the man to scream?
You're not going to give them an ouch?
You're not going to give them a slow down.
It hurts.
That's what it is.
Yo, give him a slowdown.
You never know that's what that is.
Yo.
I've never heard of it.
Stop lying.
Because you've done it.
Did you really do that?
But it's close.
No, it's not.
That's fucking.
Pick up your mic.
You pick up your mic.
Look at you falling all over the place.
Oh shit, that is so funny.
Because you know it's true, that's why.
Yo, do you really do that?
All women do that.
You two dudes out of home?
We only do that if the dick is big.
Let's be very clear.
That's what I'm saying.
So it wasn't big at Hampton homecoming?
I am not, I'm a spiritual journey.
You was on spiritual journey.
You're back on the spiritual journey.
You're telling you.
You got fucked that.
You can.
You can.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you did
You got fucked by a big old dick
Ha ha ha ha ha
You're trying to act like
You're trying to act like you're fucking dick when in you
Oh my gosh
You got fucked
It happens
That's what we're all pretending
That's what we're all pretending like it happened
But a huge giant black dick one in you
Ha ha
You're teasing her like she's a guy.
You're like, what's that?
No, it's going to be.
Yo, if you don't make noise when you fuck you a guy.
That's better.
That's all we want.
That's all we want, man.
That's all we want.
Put some volume on it.
We don't judge exhales.
We need to.
No, but that's what men need to be listening to.
Listen to the breasts, my brothers.
Yes.
You all listening to.
words and, no, listen for the breath.
The breath tells the story, man.
Now, the words are fire too.
The breath, the breath and all of this.
Watch for this.
Watch what this is doing.
What's that doing?
Your stomachs, no, watch how it just goes up, goes down, goes up, goes down.
What's you putting in there, if you're down there giving you a woman, you know,
conalinguish?
You know what I'm saying?
Just watch how this, watch what this does.
How are you making it go like that?
It does it on his own.
Breathing in it?
Y'all don't pay attention to women's bodies, man.
Well, how do you look at the stuff while you're eating pussy?
Clearly, y'all not paying attention.
How are you looking at women's trying to why?
You know, like, the pussy's underneath it.
Underneath the what?
It's low, it's down here.
No, it's right there.
Yeah, like, what are you talking about?
Look up.
Say that you don't have you pussy.
That's it.
I do not eat pussy.
Are you sure?
Br-R-Hr!
How do you eat pussy?
How do you eat pussy when you're in a room?
I don't eat pussy.
I'm a pillow princess.
What does that mean?
That means the shit gets it.
Oh, you ate it?
Taylor, a whole man.
Yeah, you are a dude.
That's why I tease you like a dude because you're a dude.
You're a dude like big, huge black cocks in Washington, D.C.
You really wanted a homies.
You wanted those boys.
Do you dab a dude up after a sec?
Whoever you got up and dapped him up.
No, but do you dapp up dude after sex?
Stop destroying everything like a guy.
You dab dudes up after.
I can see Taylor doing that like, oh, what's up?
You know.
Tell her,
tell her a roll-up blunt.
What's you getting into?
Don't even pass the blunt to the two.
She just sitting there taking it to the face.
So what's your shit?
What's you getting into a day?
I'm going to need it from the back for like 10 strokes.
I have a lot of a girl here.
I had a long day.
I'm actually.
I'm going to need it from the back.
I'm going to need it for the back.
I'm actually very affectionate.
Thank you very much.
I didn't say you're not affectionate.
How's that wide on the camera to Taylor
Bull and China shop?
You know,
Yo, sleuth all the big back girls.
You know what I'm saying?
The Big Back Brigade.
What's up?
How are you starting that?
Huh?
Why is you start saying?
Because springtime is right around the corner and it's already botched.
And I'm noticing that the Big Back Brigade ain't getting, and y'all not focused.
What's that Taylor Swift?
What is Big Back?
Just big, the people with big backs, men and women, okay?
Holiday's still on you.
You got those pounds on you.
You're still eating crazy now.
Spring is right around the corner.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You got to lose weight.
They're fat.
Yes.
Big Back Brigade.
Come on, y'all.
I need the big back brigade to get focused, okay?
Spring is right around the corner, all right?
You'll be in t-shirts in no time, and everybody's going to be looking at you like,
God damn, so get it together, okay?
New body, new back.
Did you see Donnell Rawlins?
Who are you talking to?
And Corey Holcomb.
Huh?
Yo, play the clip, Taylor.
This is so interesting.
I don't know what's going on in black comedy this year, yo.
I know.
It's a little combative.
For no reason.
Like, what is going on?
Hold on.
I want to say something
before we start this.
Yeah.
These are two of the funniest people
on the planet.
They really are.
This breaks my heart at their beef.
No, this is actually a good one.
Only because I think Donno Riles is,
Donnell is funny.
He's hysterical.
Listen to me.
I ain't talking about just stand-up.
Just as a dude.
Donnell is a human.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just funny.
Ninell can walk in a room
and I'm already laughing.
That's it.
Which is one of the reasons he gets upset
with me, and I don't know if I've ever told the story, one time Donnell got so mad at me,
and it took me at least 30 minutes to realize he was really mad.
Nah.
Yeah.
So what happened?
Because he was pouring his heart out to me and trying to talk to me about how I don't take him
serious enough.
And he wants, just wants for me to sit down and have a real conversation with him during an interview,
you know, and talk to him the way I talk to any other comedian, take him.
serious.
It took me 30 minutes to realize
he was not playing.
You know what I'm saying?
So he's just a funny person
to me. Corey
hands down with the funniest people
on the goddamn planet.
Don't give a flying fuck.
Cory don't give a fuck about what comes out
of his mouth. Corrie got legendary jokes.
Bro.
Yo, he has some legendary.
I was at a Cory Holcomb show one time, man,
in Jersey.
This was some years of.
ago.
He do,
speaking of new pussy.
He did the abortion
clinic one?
I don't remember
the abortion clinic one.
I remember the one
when he was like,
he was,
he was on stage and he was like,
yeah, man,
you know,
nowadays they got that
vaginal rejuvenation.
You know about vaginal
rejuvenation, right?
He said, yeah, man,
make your pussy brand new
like before your uncle put his finger.
And,
he just took off running.
He said it and just
ran.
You know, I'm going to nick be running down.
Corey just ran.
He just ran on the same.
Oh, my God.
He had the joke.
He goes, he goes, he goes, I found out.
He goes, fellas, I found an abortion clinic with pool tables in it.
Yeah, while my girl was healing up, I was playing the doctor.
Won all my money back.
God, damn.
God, damn.
He just got bars.
No, man, Corey is a fucking fool.
The 5150s show.
So, Tim, Corey's...
Wait, why are they beefing, though?
I don't know. Let's play it up.
Let's play.
Let's see.
Listen, Donna O'Rollins confronts Corey Holcomb
during his set at the Laugh Factory.
This is from Hollywood Unlocked.
Let's hear what happened.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's be fair and real.
You say you keep it 100.
You know how I get that.
No.
I heard it too.
I ripped...
You ripped my...
I rip...
I rip...
You asked any...
I haven't seen me bomb.
Anybody.
And you asked anybody.
Nobody don't know me.
I keep against the shit.
I don't say you're trying to say I'm a bum.
I ain't no bum.
No, I didn't say you.
That's all.
Your company is mild.
It's mild.
You know what you're doing now?
You're a provocateur.
You know how to incite people.
Ain't nothing mild about my.
Ain't nothing.
If you was at the mall
and put you out with your hot dog in your head.
And that's what.
Okay.
All right.
Listen.
Listen.
Just be funny.
Go to the next one.
Yeah, we're just talking.
And that's what?
And guess what?
You can say what you want to say.
You can say what you want to say.
You calling me a mild comic.
It's holy off.
So you're a strong.
I'm a beast.
I'm a beast.
I'm a beast.
That's why.
And that's what?
Go to the TMZ article, Taylor.
Because that shit is funny.
Wait, what happens?
You got to read.
That's it.
You got to read the TMZ article about...
Donnell is a beast, though.
Donnell is hilarious on stage.
I don't know why they're beefing.
But calling somebody mild is hilarious.
That's like when Duval used to call people basic.
Yeah.
You tell somebody your comedy is mild.
What the fuck is that even?
Corey's a sniper.
Yeah.
Corey got it takes one word.
Corey don't even know.
He just gave me...
I got Donnell's next trick.
Hey, Ninell got a stand-up special coming out February 27.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
He'll be on breakfast club in the next couple of weeks.
I have a...
Don't you dare.
Why are you saying anything?
Because he can't do nothing to stop it.
Okay?
Decorri has given me
my new stunt for Donnell Rollins.
Stop it.
I already know what I'm going to do.
We can bleep it, right?
Donnell, text me yesterday.
No, I saw him post on his story.
He's special.
I mean, you know, he was like February 27th,
comedy special coming out.
And I just hit him in the DM, I put, looks mild.
He replied back, Corey to God.
Hold on.
You got to read this.
Make it bigger Taylor.
Pause.
This shit is so funny.
All right.
No, no, scroll down.
Scroll down.
Not there.
Scroll up some more.
Scroll up.
Oh, go back.
Go back.
Go back.
Donnell tells TMZ.
Okay, no, scroll back up.
Scroll back up.
Yeah.
This wild scene unfolded Sunday night at the laugh factory here in L.A.
where Donnell went up to do a set, and Corey went on after him.
When we're told, he started hurling wild claims and barbs at Donnell and Dave Chappelle's pitch, scroll up.
This is so funny.
Donnell tells TMZ he wasn't going to let Torrey, Corey torture his close friend.
The two of them were on Chappelle show together back in the day, so he confronted him over it.
That argument is what you see here on video obtained by TMZ,
with Donnell going absolutely ballistic on Corey, whom you can hear calling Donnell Rawlings's my,
and a lame, funny man.
This way it gets real good.
Scroll up, you'll scroll up.
Scroll up.
You know what I mean, Taylor.
Go further.
You can also hear Corey questioning Donnell's street cred,
and Donnell was ready to defend himself and his rep,
which he did from the audience level right in front of everybody.
Indeed, it must have been pretty surreal to see play out live.
Now, Donnell claims another inflammatory comment that Corey made
played into how angry he got,
namely, Corey allegedly saying that anyone in comedy who has three movies or more under their belt
has had to perform fallatio on someone in the bitch.
Now, scroll up.
That might be the clip right there.
The reason Donnell says he got as fired up in addition to feeling insulted in hearing his friends get insulted
is because he has three movies.
Stop.
He insists he's never done anything like that in his career.
Yo, play that clip see if that.
Corey talking about.
You're evil.
You're evil.
You suffer.
You suffer from dry skin.
Oh.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought is.
Perfect advertisement.
My shit is badmitted like a motherfucker.
I'm just keeping it real, though.
I have what?
Whenever they say, hey, everybody, guess what?
Special guest, Dave Chappelle.
I'll be like, ah.
Dang.
It's going to be hot garbage for at least a hour, maybe two.
I'm just keeping it real.
I'm not trying to shit on the brother,
but he needs to understand
you throwing your weight around too much, man,
standing up there smoking with them irregular shirts on,
bombing all the time.
Dave's appell is absolutely great in movies.
Great. I didn't say good. I said great.
The motherfucking nutty professor.
Them scenes where he was in the movies with Martin.
When Dave Chappelle is in the movie, man, Dave Chappelle kill that shit.
We was talking about it before we came on.
The Chappelle show was so good and entertaining.
The Chappelle show they were selling it in the barbershop.
It's a TV show.
They were selling the TV show in the barbershop.
Give Dave Chappelle his flowers.
But stand up.
God, day.
This man has so much power because of what he's done in movies and TV,
that he can go in any comedy club that's going to put him up
because he's Dave Chappelle.
And I promise you,
This man is about to do a say no to comedy speech for as long as he up there.
It's just nobody has the courage to say nothing because it's Dave Chappelle.
But Dave Chappelle will be bombing like a motherfucker.
Now, I've watched Dave Chappelle special.
Out of every five specials, two of them are good.
Two of my good.
But go ahead, Dee.
I don't want to hog at all.
But I'm just saying, nobody has the courage to say this.
The only person who said something was Faison Love about him being a little overrated.
What's happening in black comedy, yo?
What's happening?
I really don't know.
I mean, I think that honestly, I thought that was fair critique.
Nah, dude.
Dave is fucking hilarious stand-up comic.
That's fair critique from Corey.
How so?
because he's giving them props saying, look,
you're phenomenal at stander, but that can be true.
He's like, yo, you're good at acting, you're good at sketches,
but you're not good at stand-up.
But what if he, Corey, really thinks he's not that good at stand-up?
You think he's his own man.
Because the obvious thing can be said about somebody like Rock, right?
You can say Rock is phenomenal at stand-up,
but Rock movie-wise might not be the greatest.
You know what I mean?
I love, even though I love top five, right?
Yeah.
I thought he was phenomenally New Jackson.
You know what I mean?
Like personally.
Right.
Yeah, now, Chris isn't the best actor.
But that's what I'm saying.
So, like, I don't think that's fair critique.
No, but when you're a stand-up, that's the thing you care most about.
Acting?
No, stand-up.
Oh, got you got you got to.
So saying you're good at another thing, but you're not good at the thing that you care the most about, it obviously hurts.
Now, I will say that there was a time where it didn't seem like Dave was telling too many jokes.
I think I've said that.
I remember going to say.
see him when he came out, when
Kevin and Chris did the garden, and he came out, and I was
happy that he was up there telling jokes. You know what I'm saying? Because the
last few times I saw him before, he was kind of just talking. You know what I mean?
Yeah. So it was good to see him telling jokes. Now,
and even prior to that, when he did sticks and stone, when he was in that Stix
Stone's era, fantastic. But there was a time even before that
where he would just get on stage and kind of just talk. And then, and he was, you know,
Yeah.
That's what I think Corey is talking about.
Now, I've never seen Dave bomb.
Like, you don't bomb when you Dave Chappelle.
That's awesome thing.
And again, maybe Corey sees him more because he's in L.A.
I don't know.
But, like, whenever I've seen him, he's getting laughs.
And also, this is the other thing.
It's not like he can just go work out material at some random place and nobody knows he's there.
Anytime he goes and works out material, it's a fucking thing.
And you're expecting a special.
You're not expecting.
Oh, yeah, here's my new shit.
But yeah, I don't know.
And I also just like to hear Dave talk.
That seems weird.
That seems weird come from Corey, man.
Because Corey's like a real comic.
He's like an actual enthusiast of comedy.
Like he writes great jokes.
So you'd think that he would appreciate Dave also has great jokes.
That seems weird.
Maybe that's why you got to take his critique a little different than just the average person on Twitter talking shit.
No, of course you take it different because you're a comedian.
But it also just makes me go like, I don't know, something else going on.
Is there a beef?
Is there?
I didn't personally, when I,
I watched that Corey clip.
I didn't see any malice.
You know what I mean?
I did.
None?
I personally didn't.
You saw malice in that clip?
Yeah.
Why?
I don't think you have to say somebody bombs.
You could just be like maybe he's not hilarious every time.
But to say that he goes up there for an hour and bombs.
What if he saw him bomb?
I mean, I don't know.
I didn't know what Corey saw to be able to say that.
I didn't, you know, I don't know.
I've never seen Dave Chappelle bomb.
Yeah.
But I'm also a person who's just always interesting.
and Dave Chappelle talking.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But I also understand
the art of stand-up.
So if you're going to get on that stage,
I want to see stand-up.
You know, if I want to hear you just talk,
I listen to Midnight Marauders.
You know what I want to putt up to podcast.
Right.
So maybe that's what Cory is saying.
I wanted to hear the part
with Corey said that if you sucked more than,
if you had been more than three movies,
I don't know.
We listen to that whole shit.
But I just know why Donnell is volunteering that information.
So Donnell said,
out of nowhere I did three movies.
That's what the TMZ shit said.
I just read it.
I don't know.
Donnell is fucking funny, yo.
Donnell is hilarious.
On stage, offstage.
Donnell needs his own Kirby and through the house show.
Wait, what do you think's happening in black comedy?
Where there's a lot of slander being thrown around.
Like, what's going on?
I really don't know.
And the reason I really truly don't know is because I don't even understand where this is coming from
because this is not like, it's not like it's a area where all of these people
aren't eating. All of these people are making money and have been making money for years.
So then if it's Cori Holcomb, Donnell, Cat Williams, Monique, any of these people every weekend can go
sell out comedy clubs. Some of them are selling out theaters. So what do you think it is? Maybe some
them feel like they should be further on. They feel like some people who are further on shouldn't be.
No, I just think, honestly, I think Cat set the tone. And then it just would, it, what, it was like a thing
that got attention so everybody else is copying it? Yep. When I talk to comics, certain people,
I'm, salute to my man Rob Stapleton.
I'm only bringing this up
because Rob has had a TV show concept
about everything you're seeing now for years.
Like, Rob has shown me this concept.
And honestly, when I'm looking at it,
I'm like, this ain't really happening
in the comedy world, right?
But now you're seeing it.
Yeah.
Like, these motherfuckers really be having, like,
smoke with each other.
It's a pretty cut through.
Yeah.
But I don't understand why,
because all of them are working.
Like, there's, like, they...
I think it's like rappers.
But, like, it's like a competition thing.
Yeah, but rap is that shit when they're not hot.
Most of the time rappers do shit like this when they're not hot.
These people are all eating.
Drake and Kendrick been shooting shots at each other.
They've been number.
That's because they're the best.
I'm just saying.
That usually happens with the best.
People take shots at all different levels.
I think a lot of times what happens is that,
I don't know if it's this situation,
but like, people maybe weren't treated the kindness,
the kindness on the way.
up. And now when you have a little something and you see
another person, one of your peers, who wasn't that nice to you on the way up,
being exalted, like they're the most generous, you know, godly human being on
the planet. And you're like, no, fuck that. That guy's a fucking dick. Now, I don't know.
I don't know their situation. And it could just be like, yo, this is clout. I mean,
it's great, uh, it's great attention for Donnell's special that's coming out. I mean,
to have a TMZ story go viral. That's the first thing I thought. I was like,
Yo, did they set this up so Donnell could have something for the special?
Believe this, too, but one of my first questions for Donnell,
I think so.
I just try to.
For more movies.
No, that's no new.
Cory is another one that's just funny.
I think he set it on stage before Donnell.
What?
So Donnell was up right before him.
Oh, I love that.
And so then Corey comes on right after.
Oh, so you got to respect that.
Come on, you got to respect it.
He's in the building.
He just left the stage.
I know you back there listening to.
I don't respect it because he can't get back on.
I actually think it's...
But he can do that?
Well, Donnell, that's the old dirty bastard shit.
But now he had to stop the show.
Donnell should have went on stage, though.
Yo, if you went on stage, you guys had the banter, that's one thing.
And I do respect that because it's like, yo, you know that he can't get back on stage.
You basically get in the last laugh and that guy can't defend himself.
So I like the fact that Donnell said something.
Because you want to clown the comment goes before you and he cannot physically go back on stage.
He has to stop the show in order to defend himself.
Yeah.
Yeah, so, I mean.
I mean, it's interesting, right?
Because like I said, I feel like Cat set the tone.
But you know the illest thing about Cat Williams?
Cat ain't said a word since.
Well, he did, he went on one more.
He did, what are the?
Willie D.
Yes.
I think Willie D. was before.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
It felt like Willie D. was before.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it felt like Willie D had pre-taped that before.
And it got traction after.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, he doesn't need to.
Like, you heard him.
He made the splash.
You know, if anybody
that has a, you know,
a brain at all for entertainment,
watched it and goes,
holy shit,
this guy when he talks,
it's really funny.
And he has a comedy tour going on.
I'm going to buy all those fucking tickets.
The only thing Kat tried to defend
was the fact that he can run a goddamn four to
at hell,
50-something years old.
That's the only video we saw.
He didn't react to nothing else.
Nobody said.
He just put out a video of him running.
of 40. What is Donnell? What is this?
I think Donnell is talking about three dicks.
Let me see it. The performance, and I know that he had said some ill things about Dave Chappelle.
I know he said some ill things about some of the openings of Dave Chappelle.
So I just sat there, wanted just to see what his take on, what he felt about comedy or whatever.
I sat there and I sat there and I just waited.
And then when he made the comment about that anybody that's done three movies and comedy has performed for Lachio,
I said, wait a minute, I've done three movies, right?
And I've never been accused of that.
And then I also fact-checked his I-M-B-D,
and Corey himself has done four movies.
So I don't think, I think he might be guilty of his own joke.
It's unfortunate that came to this.
Should I had yelled out of him?
No.
But, you know, I've been rocked with my guy Dave's a movie show.
I'm a little guy to my friends, my fans.
I mean, I do it.
How many of you miss?
For me, it was a build-up.
No, I don't know.
a few, but I never had to start that.
I think that's a...
That's one of those things that, like,
we always assume women did, but not
men. But there has
been this thing that has always existed
in, like... No, it exists
within, like, the black community
where it's like, if you get on...
I hate it. But it's a black thing. Like,
when white dudes get on, people don't go, oh yeah,
if they suck dick, get on. Or they just assume
y'all like sucking dick anyway.
Yeah. I know what I'm saying? Yeah. I know a guy
right now. Yeah, we're gay for pleasure.
I know a guy right now who is one of the most incredible songwriters I've ever met.
Yeah.
And I think he produces.
Yeah.
Does he produce?
Does he do the beast?
Wait, no.
Oh, okay.
Well, he's one of the most phenomenal songwriters.
What type of me?
Song and hooks.
Rap like and R.B.
Yeah.
Party?
No.
And this guy is gay.
Wow.
So why isn't he on?
If you got the time.
Because he wants to do it.
They want to break you, man.
They want to break you.
That's how they own you.
Once you do some foul shit, I mean, I don't believe this, but like once you do some foul
shit and they got you doing it, now they can tell you to do whatever the fuck you want.
And you're going to do it or else they're going to tell you you a sucking dick to be a nutty professor.
You said, what?
Sucking dick to be a nutty professor.
You got nutted on
to be a nutty professor.
Yo, imagine getting nutted on
to be a nutty professor.
Yo,
yo,
yo,
if you fucked a professor at a school
and you nutted on them,
would you call him that?
You nutty professor.
Would you have nutty professor in your phone?
Imagine you fucked a professor
in their classroom
and you nutted all over
And then that's what you put their name in there for your phone.
That's crazy.
This guy's crazy.
He's still in Calabasasas.
Oh, my God.
He's still in the mountains of Galatas right now.
That is so fucking crazy, man.
Yeah, but salute to Donnell.
Watch his special February 27.
Sloat to Cory Holcomb.
Watch the 5150 show.
Corey's funny and shit to me, man.
I just want Corey.
I want Corey and Jess to piece it up.
If I can get Corey in, just the pieces of, that would be great.
Oh, why, they beefing?
They've been beefing for years.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know this.
What else we got, Taylor?
Doja Cat.
Actually, no, no, before Doja Cat, this is new.
Killer Mike, he was trending off of his show.
Yo, get off Killer Mike, Dick.
All of y'all out there, like, y'all really do not.
Y'all be on social media mad at Killer Mike because of,
his opinions because of, you know,
how he chooses to show up
and impact his community.
Like, relax.
This is the cost of success.
The cause, and he just gets these three
amazing Emmys, right?
He got the sweet.
Sorry, Grammys.
And he gets the sweet, but this is the cost of success.
It's like, once you're put on that pedestal,
people can make a lot of money trying to take you down.
Exactly.
It's really, it's really just what it is.
Like, if he was an independent rapper
that was selling, you know, I don't know,
20,000 copies an album.
He was.
And nobody gave a fuck.
Exactly, because you can't get the clicks out of it.
Now you can get the clicks now that you can actually make money.
You can make money shitting all over that successful.
Y'all be so mad because your little social media narratives don't work in real life.
You get on social media and you paint these narratives about people.
You don't know killer Mike.
You don't know Michael Rinder at all.
You don't know shit about him.
But because he did something that you don't like, which is go talk to the fucking governor of his state.
Right?
Now, all of a sudden, you create this narrative about Killer Mike that don't exist.
And to your point showed, you got to watch him be exalted because that's what God does.
God will prepare a table for you in front of your enemies, right?
You got to watch him be exalted for this phenomenal album that he put out,
win three Grammys, and you get to see how much love he actually has in the community,
and it drives you fucking crazy.
So now you're digging up old clips from a fantastic.
It's a discredited.
But everybody should go watch Killamike's Trigger Warning.
It was a great show that was on Netflix.
It should come back for another season.
I'm not even going to play this clip.
You know, I'm not going to play the clip because it's out of fucking context.
I used to watch this show.
Go watch the show.
First of all, the show is satire, number one.
And it's called Trigger Warning, you fucking digital dickheads.
So you took a clip out of context to try to make Mike look away based off a show.
show that is satire and it's called trigger fucking warning.
You're fucking insane.
You guys are insane.
The comics were backing him up though, isn't.
Because I'm sure mad people actually watch the fucking show instead of these digital
dickheads whose intention it is is to try to make killer Mike look foul.
But don't people know that now?
Like aren't people aware of this?
I don't think they care.
What else they did it on social media show?
No, I'm saying like the public.
Like they might indulge in it, but they also understand the social media economy.
The social media economy is like there's clicks and there's views and shitting on the most popular people.
So if you want to get views, you do it.
And I feel like if you're someone who's on social media enough, you'll see it and you'll look at it through that lens.
Like people aren't stupid enough to just believe that there's somebody out there who really cares about taking down Killer Mike.
The person who made this doesn't care at all about Killer Mike.
They just see a successful person.
They're like, how can I take them down?
It's like me too or cancel culture or any of these things.
It's no different the people that do this kind of.
In my mind.
I agree with you.
I think it's a combination, though.
I think in this case,
people are really upset
over Killer Mike's political views.
And if you think MAGA
has fanatics
that will do anything for Trump,
these motherfuckers love Massa Biden.
Oh, they love Massa Biden
and these goddamn Democrats so much.
So when Killer Mike gets on Bill Maher
and he doesn't want to tell you who,
he doesn't want to endorse anybody.
When he goes on the view,
he don't want to endorse nobody.
And now all of a sudden,
He's public enemy number one.
But if you just simply listen to Mike, you stupid fucks, listen to him with the intent to understand.
So what if you don't want to endorse nobody?
You know what he says?
Look, man, I supported Bernie Sanders.
So you should.
What?
Let's turn that up.
Oh.
He said, look, I supported Bernie Sanders.
So go look to the candidate who's mostly aligned with Bernie Sanders's progressive agenda.
And that's who you should support.
He said, hey, I supported Keish and Lance Bottoms, you know, in Atlanta.
She's part of the Biden administration.
I think you should look to the people that I've supported and look who they're with and maybe support them.
What is that telling you, Shokes?
What does that say to you?
That he's a logical actor?
That's it.
That's it.
I don't have to tell you, A, go out there and both for anybody.
But there's no logic to this reaction outside of people who want clicks or people just want to destroy him because he disagrees with their PLV.
That's it.
And guess what?
You can't destroy somebody like Michael Rinda because you didn't create.
Michael Renda.
Michael Rinda was Michael Rinder
way before you
knew motherfuckers
got here.
Yeah.
Fuck y'all.
Suck my dick
for killer Mike.
Okay?
Suck my dick.
Mike's also aware of this.
Like this is not surprising
of Mike.
Like he understand that this is
the cost of success
and the cost of like
political activism.
The cost is you can have to deal
with the people that one,
resentful of your success
and two,
disagree with your,
you know, your opinions.
That's why a lot of people,
like what often happens,
I think is as people get
more successful, they just kind of like
tuck behind a political
ideology because as long as they just regurgitate what
that side cares about,
they have the protection of the side.
It's like what happens to a lot of the people
in Hollywood, right? It's just like, it's hard
to be
an individual. You've got to
read everything and half the shit you read is fake or
there's a little bit of misinformation or it's skewed in one way.
It's fucking hard. And especially
if you're someone that's like in front of the camera,
You got to have an opinion every single fucking day.
So what the easier thing to do is is just go, you know what?
I'm liberal or I'm conservative.
I don't have my own point of view.
Look how much shit you're getting just for not riding with the Democrats 100%.
Right?
Yeah, because I got, as John Stewart said, because I got eyes, ears, and a brain.
And I'm observing and listening.
100%.
And my brain is processing.
And I'm like, no, that ain't right either.
This ain't right.
But that ain't right either.
But your life would be so much easier if you just went along with everything that the Democrat said,
because the Democrat Party and the people that believe in the Democrat Party would just support you
and protect everything that you do. That's our guy. And I think a lot of people just take the easier way out,
especially if they're not politically active, like if you're just some random Hollywood actor, right?
Yeah, yeah. If you're just some random Hollywood actor, let's say, for example, right,
why would you, and you don't care about politics at all, and you know having the wrong political
could cost you your job.
Yeah.
You could cost you commercials.
It could cost you your future dreams and goals.
Of course you're just going to be like,
hey, I agree with whatever the side in charge here agrees with.
Because you don't give a fuck about that other stuff, right?
But you actually care.
You're invested.
So you're going to have a more nuanced opinion.
And there's one thing that the fucking both sides hate.
The thing that the both sides hate more than anything in the world are nuanced
to pay.
Man.
Because they expose both of them.
Man.
That's why, by the way, that's why nuanced opinions cut through.
That's why when I'm watching Fox News and I see somebody,
what's Jessica's last name, Chris?
Remember Jessica's last name from Fox?
It starts with the C, but I can't remember.
Damn, what's Jessica's last name?
I want to shout Jessica Scott.
Jessica is very nuanced on Fox News.
What's Jessica's last name, man?
Let's see if I can find Jessica last name.
Tarlov.
Oh, Tarlov.
Yeah, Jessica Tarlov.
She's very nuanced.
You know what I'm saying?
100%.
I like watching that.
Not too many people.
on a lot of other networks
that are nuanced.
Not to me anyway, you know,
and maybe they're not allowed to be
because of, Joy Reid,
I think Joy Reid is,
I think Joy Reid is nuanced
to a certain extent.
I don't know enough about it.
You know what I mean?
But I like people who can literally call
bullshit on both sides.
Yeah, I think that's what people
really appreciate about John Stewart.
They got mad at them.
Last week, they couldn't say he was practicing
both sidesisms or whatever the fuck.
First of all,
if you're absolutely doing what you're saying,
which is being nuanced and being objective,
of course you're going to critique both sides.
That's why I'll go back to what Corey said about Dave.
I respect that because he was critiquing everything.
He didn't say Dave Chappelle ain't funny.
He didn't say that.
He didn't say Dave Chappelle's whack.
He said Dave Chappelle is great in movies.
A sketch comedy show was classic.
I just don't really care for his stand-up.
He didn't exactly say that.
I think there was some hate in there, bro.
I didn't hear it.
I'm honest with you.
I didn't hear what a hate cake came into play.
I heard a very nuanced take on a legend.
You know?
Yeah, I just also think there's a perfect example
where it's like, yeah,
Shepel's a top dog right now,
so there's cliques in saying that he sucks.
He has the question.
Yeah.
Spell's a legend.
Icon.
Yeah.
Mount Rushmore.
But is he top dog right now?
Yeah.
Still?
Okay.
Yeah.
He's top dog right now.
What determines that?
I mean, there's a lot of different ways.
It's ticket sales, excitement around special, like the weight of a point of view.
Was there a lot of excitement around Dave's last question?
What's something else happened like right around?
Cat Williams.
Oh, yeah, cat really squashed.
Cat Williams.
Cat really, cat.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, the cat really squashed that.
But that being said, it's like there is, put it this way.
There's more clicks and views in saying that he isn't good than there is it saying some random comedian isn't good.
And there's less clicks and views in saying that he's great than there are in saying that he's bad.
I don't even know if that's a hot take nowadays.
Because of Dave's content, the last few specials, there have been a lot of people who have been saying that about Dave.
Yeah, of course.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, no, no, don't get you wrong.
Some of these people are just, they upset about the things he says about trans people.
So they'll say, like, oh, Dave's shit is whack.
He's whatever, whatever.
I've seen some really harsh articles on Dave.
But the reason I'll take Corey opinion over all of those other people is because he's
Cory Holcomb.
You know what I mean?
And he has a great record and resume in the comedy world.
Yeah.
And, but I got my own opinion.
I don't, I think Dave is good on stage.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I think that I think sticks and stones is phenomenal.
Yeah.
You know, that's probably my favorite Dave Chappelle special.
Yeah.
But, yeah, Dave is probably funnier in sketches.
I like Dave and just, I think, I like Dave in regular conversation.
The sketches were incredibly impactful.
I like Dave when he's just doing an interview.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
So, you know, I, I get it.
Yeah, listen, it's, yeah, it's always tough when you hear from a comedian, you know?
That's the thing.
And Corey's a respected comedian.
Like he's in a lot of ways
of comics, comic.
So that's where things are going to get sticky.
But I don't know.
It's so weird.
Like, I would love to just talk to Corey off air about it and just like,
do you really not think Dave's like, just be honest with me?
Do you really not think he's funny?
Like when Dave's trying, when he's fucking around in the clubs.
On stage.
Yeah, on stage.
I'm saying when he's fucking around in the clubs, that's one thing.
But like when he's actually trying, when he's doing bits, you don't think the bits are funny.
No, when he's locked in, he's fun.
That's the thing.
I don't believe that Corey believes that.
Yeah, when Dave's locked in, he's funny.
Like I said, sticks and stone.
was hilarious. You know what I'm saying? When I saw him last year at the garden, hilarious.
Yeah. You know, I actually saw him twice. I saw him at the Garden and I saw him at the North Charlton
Coliseum. Hilarious. When Dave's locked in on comedy, he's fucking funny. And you can't say Dave
suck dick for movies, yo. The guy walked away for $50 million. Like Dave literally- A lot of people
would suck dick for that. That's what I'm saying. And he just had to make sketches.
And he walked away. That's what I'm saying. Dave is not the person
that you should even put that tag on in any way, shape, or form.
I am 100% positive.
There's only a few people in the industry doing what they want to do because they want to do it.
And Dave Chappelle is one of them.
Dave Chappelle is not doing anything he does not want to do.
Yeah, because you're in that position where you don't have to.
Yeah.
There are people who have to work.
And there are people who have to create.
That's right.
And there are people who need to get views.
That's right.
And if they don't get those views, it drastically impacts their life.
and those people
it's very difficult
to know
if what they're saying is what they feel
or what they're saying is what pays the bills.
Skip Bayliss has to hate LeBron now.
The bills get paid by hating LeBron.
That's so stupid.
Now it is stupid,
but now that Skip Baylis is just the highest example of it.
So if you're one of these people who,
let's say, for example,
there are people who just like creating these,
they got an account or something like that
and they're taking these points of view,
but they're not monetizing it in any way, shape, or form.
That's like their passion project.
That's, you might trust that.
They're not making any money on it.
They don't care if it gets views or not.
That's just what they want to do.
They just paint pictures
and they just post them somewhere.
It is what it is.
But once you are profiting off of something
and you need that money
in order to pay the bills and support your lifestyle,
you could start to question the motive a little bit.
And a lot of times they don't even realize it.
They, people just get so caught up in paying the bills.
I'm sure that's what happened to the guys that worked at Fox.
I'm sure it's what happened to the guys who worked at MSNBC.
It's like, oh, shit, Rachel Morrow just gets a new contract for millions of dollars.
And she knows that as long as she continues having these opinions, she'll continue getting viewers.
You scared to pivot.
You get, you got, you get handcuffed to a position.
Yeah.
To me, to me, that's when you, that's when you end up hitting that glass stealing.
And the reason I say that is because, and you bought up Fox News,
which is a great, great example.
And Skip Bayliss could be a great example.
But I think about Fox News, right?
Remember when all of that shit happened
with the Dominion voting scandal
and remember they were getting sued
and remember all of those text messages
or whatever came out
and it was Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingram
and they were giving their real opinions about Trump?
To me, if you get on your network
and say that,
that's way bigger than getting on
and just going along to get along.
Like, we expect, like, when you turn on Fox,
you expect them to give you, you know,
that right-leaning perspective
and to be riding for Trump.
But if you got on there and you saw them say,
nah, he's a liar.
You'd be like, whoa, now these people are,
they're really voices I can trust in a way.
Same thing with Skip Baylis.
If Skip Bellis gets on TV and goes,
hey, man, LeBron ain't no Jordan,
but other than that, I was wrong.
He's one of the greatest to have with doing.
I trust the waiter that tells me,
yo, the burger is trash.
Don't get the burger.
Now, if they tell me the spaghetti's great,
I believe it's great.
So you need to have both sides.
But if you are locked into one position,
which is criticizing,
and especially it, like,
it's, like for example,
Skip Bayliss,
if he stops being entertaining,
nobody will care about what he has to say
because you don't believe
that what he's saying
is actually what he feels.
But I don't believe him now.
But he's entertaining.
Not anymore.
Okay, fair enough.
But there was a time
where he's really entertaining.
So you're at least looking at him like,
like, it's almost like a comedian or something like that.
You're like,
I know he's going to say some wildship,
but I'm just going to lock in.
You discredit your own opinion.
Yes.
By doing it.
And that's why I think,
I think like the audience,
I think the people at home,
they start to kind of figure it out.
And if I've been watching you for so long,
like somebody likes Skip Bayliss.
Now you look like an old cramudgeon.
Who's always wrong.
Yeah, nobody takes Skip seriously.
He's like, no, he's a character.
And I do, yeah, and I think the people are starting to realize it and that there is like a social media economy for this.
But I think the people are starting to realize, oh, this is just how people get views.
Yes.
It's just what it's like, TMZ isn't posting like the charitable donations that I don't know, Chris Brown is making.
But they will immediately post anything horrible that Chris Brown does because there's more views in it.
There's more clicks in it.
We're much more drawn to the negativity.
It's so disgusting.
But, you know, I did, I was on.
this week, this week ABC with Jonathan Carl.
And that's what I said at the end of the interview.
I said, if I lie to people about Democrats,
then they won't believe me when I tell them the truth about Republicans.
I'm going to speak the truth about Democrats, too.
Because I feel like if you lie to people about Democrats,
they won't believe you when you tell them the truth about Republicans.
If I lie to people about what I see with Joe Biden,
they're not going to believe me when I tell them the truth about what I see with Donald Trump.
So all you got to do at this point, and I hate to say this, but why do we keep having to say this?
Pick your poison.
One poison might send you to the hospital for a couple of days.
The other one's going to absolutely kill you.
That's true.
That's the fact.
If I lied in them about Biden and this administration, they won't believe me when I tell
him, look, what's coming in November?
You know what I mean if Trump's back in office.
So, I mean, I'm fine with that.
Yeah.
I'm fine with that.
But that's also you just having a responsibility to yourself.
Like, you want your words, you want your words to have power.
Yes.
And you want people to trust what you say.
Yes.
And in order for them to trust what you say, you've got to have a real opinion about it.
That's right.
You can't just be on a side.
Like, Stephen A. Smith is still Stephen A. Smith because number one, Stephen A. Smith is still
right about a lot of things.
He said LeBron ruined the fucking gun contest.
And he had a great argument for it.
And I sort of agree.
Well, regardless if you agree or not, it's that he will go at him.
And then he'll also defend him.
Like he's willing to actually have his own opinion and his own point of view.
Yeah, I think what he was trying to, I don't want to say what he was trying to say.
To me, what I took from it was LeBron not participating in the slam dunk contest made it to where superstars don't have to be in a clam dunk contest.
If LeBron was in it, they would be in it.
That's right.
But when they see LeBron not do it, they're like, oh, I don't got to do this show.
That's right.
Because Zion, Jha, all these people who can jump out to gym have not done it because LeBron James never did it.
Every year it should be Zion versus Jop for the next four years.
At least the next four years, absolutely.
Same way it was Jordan Dominique.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Simple as that.
Now, if the league wants to, they could, I don't want to say mandate it,
but they could basically pull him aside and say, hey, the sport needs us, the weekend
needs us.
Will you help?
I think LeBron's bigger than the league, though.
No, he's not.
Not even close.
Nobody's ever bigger than the league, Chris.
They want that game to be competitive.
LeBron's the one who's putting out the word.
He can't be bigger to the league because if he leaves basketball,
he can't go anywhere.
I'm not watching
Juro Basket.
No.
You know what I mean?
There's nobody bigger than the league.
LeBroni.
How about they're scared of him?
How about that?
I don't think they're scared of him.
I don't think he chose not to participate.
I also think they don't care that much about the weekend.
Like they act like they care about All-Star Weekends.
They don't get a fuck.
Like, it looks so goofy, man.
It's like, what does all these, the floor look stupid?
The lights look stupid.
The balls look stupid.
Like, everything is dumb.
It's everything but the game.
But also, that's why the slam dunk contest isn't what they're used.
This is how you motivate the players to play.
What?
Even the games suck.
Well, here's the thing.
This is how you motivate the players to play.
What do players want?
Pussy.
Put some pussy in the stands.
I'm being dead ass.
Yeah.
Like, if you got older rappers that these young kids don't really care about,
like, I don't give me wrong.
Our generation, we love Fat Joe.
Our generation, he's a fucking legend of icon.
These 20-year-old NBA kids don't even know who the fuck Fat Joe is.
So they're going to see Fat Joe in the front row
And a bunch of older legacy rappers
They don't care if they get crossed over in front of them
You know who they don't want to get crossed over in front of
Who is the dude right now?
Nah, nah, the girls
Well, no, I think it's actors they admire
Beautiful women
That they want to fuck
That they want to fuck
And then the rappers that they really are wanting to impress
And then they're going to go out there
And they're not going to want to get crossed over
They're going to want to cross somebody else over
they're going to want to dunk in people's faces.
It's not going to be playoff defense,
but it's going to be higher level.
But right now they're balling in front of people
they don't give a fuck about it.
I agree with that.
I also think that they play harder at the Drew League.
They should...
The Drew has got...
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They should make it to where
whoever wins the All-Star game,
that conference
gets home court advantage in the finals.
They do that, I thought.
They do?
They did something with that.
They do that in baseball, I think.
Oh.
Oh, that's baseball.
Yeah.
They should do that in the NBA.
But most of them aren't going to be in the finals anyway, so they wouldn't care.
No.
I mean, but it don't matter.
It's just a Western conference.
Like the top teams, like Denver, who else?
Fucking, who else was in the fucking, I mean, oh, yeah, everybody that's in the top team at an all-star.
Everybody that's potentially going to be in the finals has an all-star play.
At least.
Yeah, but they're not really thinking they're going to make it.
Like, the teams know they're not making it very quickly.
I mean, because all starts
are the best in the world.
I'm going to tell you something else
with the slam dunk contest.
Physically.
Physically.
I'm just talking about physical.
There's just certain.
There's only but so much
the human body can do.
You know what I'm saying?
They're saying NBA jams.
We probably've seen the best dunks.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're a little bit
atrophy with our interest in it.
Humans haven't evolved in that way.
Like, when Vince Carter was
putting the ball between his legs and shit like that,
like Dr. Jay jumping from the free throw
line, Michael Jordan kissing the rim.
I know we all watch NBA jams
and we watch these video games.
Humans aren't capable of doing those type of things yet.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
You could make an argument that the video game
has changed our expectation
for what we can achieve on the court.
Like in the way, like Tony Hawk Pro Skater
made us think we could do crazier tricks
than you actually can do on a skateboard.
And then when you saw the skateboard,
sporting competitions, you're like, oh, this shit ain't nothing like Tony Hawk Pro
for me.
If I was in the NBA, if these guys don't want to participate, make it, they got to make
their due diligence to go find the people who are doing dunks we've never seen before.
Like these kids at the Drew League, these kids at the Ann 1 games, these kids on YouTube,
go find the people who are doing shit we never seen before and sponsor them for the slam dunk
contest.
Because there's nobody in the NBA right now who physically can do.
The unbelievable shit that we want them to do.
What if they did one-on-one tournament, three dribbles?
What I mean?
So you only allowed three dribbles.
This is how the players play one-on-one when they're, like, in practice and shit.
You only allow three dribbles, and they play one-on-one.
Now you're going up one-on-one, your ego's involved.
It's easy to lose a game when you're playing with 11 other dudes.
When you play in one-on-one and you get crossed over or you get beat 6-0, like, that's a problem.
So that's the other thing.
It's like these guys are doing the crazy dunks.
We don't even know who the fuck they are.
You need the names, Joe.
We're out here for the names.
I have no.
You got to have the name.
I don't even know who this is.
I thought this was all.
I thought the Knicks traded Topping.
That's his brother.
Oh, that's his brother.
Yeah.
I think so.
It's a crazy name.
Topping.
They need to condense it to two days.
You got gay ears, yeah.
You do got gay years, yo.
You say convincing to two games?
No, condense it to two days.
Like, to stretch it.
out for three days. They're doing all these
extra shit that nobody can't about. I thought it was two days, man.
It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
What was Friday? They do like
Celebrity. How y'all ain't had
Gillie in the Celebrity All-Star game
is beyond me, yo.
Yo. Yeah. Gilly Kimball,
yo. Y'all keep playing with Gillian.
It's not only Gilli Kimball is like he's already done
so much marketing for himself.
So like, okay, so
I look at this shit a couple ways. He's already
created
viral moments with
challenging people. He's created a viral
and he's playing himself. There's already an
intrigue in Gilly playing basketball.
Yeah, right? Like, yeah.
And playing against pros, you
put him in the game,
there are going to be people that can't wait to see
him cook somebody. He won
MVP two years in a row
with the Big Three. I think that's why they didn't
put him in. Oh, he was doing a Big Three shit.
Yeah.
It's possible. I mean,
they had some, I don't even know who they
I don't even know who's going on,
what's going on in the celebrity basketball game.
My only person I remember was Kai Sinai and Michael Parsons.
Yeah.
That's all.
Literally,
I'm not even joking.
I watched the game and I only remember Kai Sinai and Michael Paulson.
I was,
because I wasn't invested,
invested like that.
Bro.
It's one of those things that maybe it's just we're older,
but like it's really falling off in that.
I remember being younger going like,
man,
I want to be in a celebrity all-star basketball game.
That's going to be the coolest thing ever.
And now it's like,
I guess it's fine.
I was paying attention more than who's on the sidelines.
50 cent, Lowell Wayne,
Asia Wilson.
What's the other young lady from the Vegas,
the Las Vegas area says?
Kelsey Plum, that's the name?
Y'all hate women.
Let's pay some bills.
Why we hate women just because we don't know who they are.
Isn't that their fault?
We don't know who they are?
I do know her.
I think I said her name, right?
You already know it?
Yeah, Kelsey Plum.
That is her name.
Kelsey Plum.
They got to make me know.
Let's pay some bills, Taylor, gang.
They gotta make him rowed up.
They gotta make me know.
Like, it's your job, right?
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Shultz, you got some church announcements?
Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do have some church announcements.
Talk to me.
Obviously, the Life Tour, man.
The Life Tour, I'll see you guys very soon.
Next up is Philly, man.
Thank you guys so much for selling out the shows.
We just added shows in Nashville.
We added a show in Phoenix, Austin and Houston.
Go get those.
I think we added another one in Charlotte.
So go check those out.
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And cool announcement coming up.
Thank you guys so much.
for grabbing all those tickets already.
Appreciate y'all.
Peace.
Yeah, man.
I just want to tell y'all,
make sure y'all go out there
and grab Invisible Generals,
man, by my man, Doug Melville.
That was the last release
off my book and print,
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Fantastic read.
It tells the amazing true story
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I mean, the reception of the Invisible Generals
has been incredible. We got some really, really special announcements coming really soon, man.
And a salute to Alice Randall. Alice Randall, her book, My Black Country, A Journey Through
Country Music's Black Past, Present and Future. I'm looking at it right now. It's a top new release
on Amazon, and it doesn't come out until April 9th, but you can pre-order it now. You know,
it's the next release off my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing with Simon & Shoots.
Alice is a professor at Vanderbilt,
and she is the first black woman to write a number one country song.
She wrote a song Patricia Yearwood called X, X, X's O's, O's, Oves.
And it's just amazing how it's just all of this conversation swirling around about black music.
I mean, black people and their place in country music,
and this book is coming out, My Black Country, April 9th, which you can pre-order it now.
And salute to Beyonce.
She has the number one country song
in the world right now on Billboard
with Texas Holam
and she has the number two song
in the country period.
She couldn't beat Jack Harlow, you know,
hard to beat a white man in America
with a song that got whips and chains in it.
Okay?
Right.
But salute to Jack.
Right.
Jack said on the song,
I don't want no whips and chains.
You think, Jack?
What else?
Jack?
supposed to say. What is Jack supposed to say? I just love these whipson chain.
What else is Jack supposed to say? But he got the number one song in the country, man.
He does. He does for a couple weeks now. He deserves me. Jack is very talented. I fuck with Jack.
Beyonce is number two. How does Beyonce not have the number one song?
She has the number one country song in the country, but not the number one song overall on Billboard.
She's got number two. Perfect example of what we was talking about earlier.
all the haters of Beyonce made that song go number one
and all the fans of Beyonce made that song go number one.
Because when you're as beloved as Beyonce
and you put out a commercial during the Super Bowl,
most watched Super Bowl ever, by the way,
over 200 million people saw it.
You put this commercial out,
you drive people to go listen to the new music.
You're so beloved, everybody's going to go listen.
But you know what carried that song to number one?
The hate.
I love the fact that you've been the size the hate.
the people who are like listening to it just the shit on it.
The John Snyders of the world, both Duke's a Hazard.
You know what I'm saying?
Mad at the record.
All of these different people who posted about it and said,
Beyonce is trying to infiltrate country media.
All of this shit, y'all made that record number one.
Just like a couple weeks ago, the barbs made hiss by Megan the Stallion number one.
Oh, because they were hating on it.
You hate on it, man.
Listen, when you're the people that's the person.
You were going to go listen to it.
And the people that hate you are going to go listen to it.
That's an interesting argument.
And the algorithm don't know no better.
Yeah.
The algorithm don't give a fuck.
You could use the haters with music.
I feel like that's what everybody does.
Well, especially with music, you see a lot of people like invoking rage with like the religious community.
That's right.
You know, they play with devil outfits and devil worship.
And all of a sudden the Christians go, how dare you do this shit?
They do all your promo for them.
I think Tommy Lauren used to do that perfectly with the black community.
She was like enraged the black community on Twitter.
I wrote about that in my second book.
You did.
I called it to Tommy tsunami.
The Tommy tsunami.
I did.
And black people can't.
No.
It didn't do the same for Lil Nasak.
It does do the same for Little Nazzex.
What are you talking about?
I haven't seen the same thing like it goes number one.
Man, Lil NazX is Little NazX because of the hate.
Yeah.
Because of the way to monetize the hate.
Now, now, I will say about Lord Nazex, and I mean this respectfully, I don't know if he has, I don't know if he has real fans.
Why?
Because I don't know people who really like little gay guy.
That.
No.
I like his music.
You like, you like it, like it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I understand what you're saying, that he overindexes in the way that people talk about him and then maybe under indexes in how many fans are actually going out to.
his shows. So like for a guy
who's as insanely popular
and famous as Leonardo's ex is,
he might not be able to do a show
where 3,000 people are there. Name three songs.
Oh no, I could do that.
Good.
The country that the first
Of course, old time rose. I like champions,
I believe it's called.
That's my shit.
Like that's not my favorite song.
That's two. And I liked his
other song he had with the devil.
I'm a devil. I'm a devil. I'm a devil.
No, he would dress up the devil.
No, he, like, has sexed the devil or something like that.
I forgot what it's called, though.
I don't think you even know that song.
I think you know the imagery.
No.
No, I don't think you know that song.
Sing it.
I do it.
Sing it.
I don't think you know that song.
Don't Google it.
I think you know the imagery.
Oh, yeah, which one is that?
No, that's not country road.
You're thinking about.
I'm talking about champions.
I told you love.
Okay, that's hard.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I got one day waiting for.
Yeah.
I fuck with Lord Naxe.
I bet him, we interviewed him.
I thought he had a great conversation,
but I don't know if he has...
They just are mad of the trolling.
But, yeah, and I don't know if he has that musical fan base.
The reason it works for Beyonce,
the reason it works for Megan,
because they have a musical fan base.
If you have a musical fan base
that's already going to check for your music,
you're already going to get that support.
But when you get the haters going to listen
and pushing people to listen,
tsunami every time.
I thought he had a musical band base at once.
Mayweather had people rooting against him.
when he was fighting, but they paid the same price of admission.
They paid the same price for the paper view.
So if you can monetize your haters, you're a fucking genius.
If you ever read Howard Stern's book,
private parts of seen the movie, what did they say?
The people that love him listen,
but the people that hate him listen twice as much.
Now, I don't believe that.
I do.
I don't believe you could hate listen to Summit for two hours.
Like, I think you actually do love them.
You like them.
You're an admirer.
You love.
You love.
You're an admirer.
You might love to argue with this person.
You might hate his opinions, but love to argue with, I love that.
Yo, listen, it's podcast, radio.
These are things that you cannot not love because they're too long.
You could watch a clip for somebody for like 60 seconds, right?
You can be like, I don't like this person.
You can watch more questions.
But hours and hours of podcasts?
To be invested for years.
You love that person.
Yo, there's some of y'all out there?
You love me.
Nah, for real.
Like, it's bad.
No, no, no, no.
Think about it.
Think of it.
Go, say it.
You love me.
Say it.
There's listeners like call up.
No, no, no.
There's two people, and I'm not on Twitter, so I don't ever see it.
But people will be like, oh, you're trending it on Twitter.
I don't even give a fuck for what.
But whenever people do send me stuff from people on Twitter, it is two people, one in particular, I commend you.
The reason I commend you, you've been hating me since 2009.
So that's the thing.
But you don't hate me.
But that's the thing, I don't believe, in that scenario, I don't believe they hate you.
because you cannot hate somebody since 2009.
Since 2009 and then listen to them for eight hours a week.
Yes, and pick apart everything they say.
You can't hate.
No, no, you love that person.
Now you just happen.
So here's a thing.
You love that person.
Now, you just maybe are getting views and clicks from hating on that person.
But to me, if you hate somebody, stop listening.
Stop listening.
Stop watching.
Now, if you cannot stop yourself from listening and watching,
If you physically are incapable of stopping yourself from listening and watching, yep, get there, get there.
You love them.
You want a scream.
You want a nut.
You want the fucking nuts.
You don't want to give me that every week.
Every week, man.
Every week you come back.
Now, or, or maybe you do hate them, but the only way you could get views is with the hate.
Skip bailist Lebrough.
The only way that you can rile up the internet.
And now you might not love him, but you're his prisoner.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, you're right.
And some of y'all, listen.
It just discredits their criticism because if you didn't love somebody, you would stop watching.
But if you can't stop watching, you love them.
That's right.
So you cannot tell me you don't love it.
Even now, it's like, yo, you can't, you can't spend every week bashing me about something.
It doesn't make sense.
You love me.
You love.
It's love.
You love me.
It's love.
Some of my sons, some of y'all are my sons.
And I know you upset because daddy's been neglecting you.
Don't.
It's facts.
You know what I'm saying?
It's love.
But don't be like that.
If a dad was at every single basketball game, every single basketball game,
a dad showed up.
Would you believe that dad didn't love his kid?
I'm just saying, if it, wait, wait, listen, my dad was at every basketball game.
Everybody's like, yo, he loved.
He loves him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He loves him.
Yeah.
If a dad is at every single game, that's love.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
It's commitment.
I love all my sons regardless of how, no matter how y'all, y'all talk about daddy.
And Charlotte, Charlotte, they love you too.
I know they too.
Yo, they could prove they don't, hey, watch it.
They could prove they don't love you by never saying anything again.
Exactly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, exactly.
Will they?
That's right.
Don't mention daddy's name ever again.
They can't.
No, they can't.
They can't.
They can't.
They can't.
Matter of fact,
because they need to eat.
Whenever you hear my sons talking about me,
Hey, your sons is hungry.
That's right.
Yo, your sons are hungry.
They need to eat.
That's right.
And I would never tell you eat a dick.
You know what I'm saying?
I will always be here.
Listen, next time you hear my sons talk about me,
just go in their comments and put daddy's not coming home.
Daddy's never coming home.
But you know what?
Yo, but your sons love you so much, they're going to find you.
That's right.
They won't accept that daddy's not coming home.
Seriously, put daddy's coming home soon.
Daddy will be home soon.
Daddy's coming home soon.
Daddy will be home soon.
Relax, man, it's okay.
That's the thing.
That's why I don't believe any of this shit.
If you listen every week and you got the same criticism every single week, I think you like it.
Especially go.
You like those things.
That's right.
Because you're coming back.
Think about it also too.
If a girl says she ain't like your dick and she kept calling you every single week, what would you say?
Would you believe her or not?
A girl goes on Twitter.
Yo, his dick is trash.
Calls you every single weekend.
Every weekend you're coming over to get the...
Blown open.
And then the next week, yeah, his dick is trash.
Calls again.
But...
Dick is trash.
Calls again.
He might just love him.
Taylor.
That's the thing.
Oil up your ankle.
She just said it.
She just said it.
She might just love him.
Exactly.
Taylor don't even know what she said just now.
I know.
She just made the point.
Yeah.
She loved that.
I know.
Exactly.
I'm just saying.
If you don't like somebody,
if you truly didn't like anybody,
you just wouldn't watch.
If you truly don't like.
You just wouldn't listen.
If you truly don't like.
But you can't not watch or listen.
If you,
that's love, bro.
Get off my dick.
That's love, hey, bro.
Hey, you know why?
Because it's good.
It's good.
That did good.
You like riding this dick.
Ooh!
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Right now they're like, should we make a video?
Should we respond?
You know what's thinking about it.
I'm like, if I respond, I'm admitting, I'm riding the dick.
You made that noise.
I'll wait a week.
You made that noise when I opened my mouth so it looked like I did it.
Like, do it again.
Watch, watch, watch.
Wait, what noise did I make?
You scream.
Oh, okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Uh.
What the hell?
I'll just say the logic don't add up.
It don't add up, man.
You fucking love us.
Let's pay some bills, Taylor, gang.
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All right. Let's do some asking
idiots, ma'am. Let's get it.
You have a lot to say about this.
Well, what?
The lady getting arrested for the daughter.
Wait, what happened with this?
Well, the lady got arrested because she
had her five-year-old in there doing waxes.
She was doing waxes on
women's vaginas.
You see that video?
Really?
Here's the wild thing about it, though.
I don't know why everybody's like,
you know, she shouldn't have been arrested.
There's this thing called child labor laws, y'all.
Okay?
The kid was five.
Right?
Never mind the fact that she's in there
doing such a hazardous job
waxing people's vaginas.
You know who else is weird?
The people who let the five-year-old do it.
They're even weird in fucking anybody in this situation.
Yeah, this is fucking absurd.
Five years old.
And what was the price different?
Well, I mean, the mom was, I get it.
Like, what?
Could they get into the other baguities or something like that?
The mom was trying to show that, just trying to show her how to make money, basically.
I guess.
At five?
Man, start a lemonade stand like normal fucking people, man.
Yeah, not a goddamn discharge thing.
Ripping fubes out of, oh, dude.
And they called it jiffy puve.
Stop it.
Yes.
Just saying the word
discharge
It's just so fucking
Tipypute
Oh god
Handcake batter
Falling out of women
Asked idiots
Taylor gang
Yeah we need some asking
Idiots
Come on Taylor gang
All right
Sean Don
NW says
There anything
Someone has said to you
In the past
That was negative
That still affects you
Man
Up until a couple weeks ago
I mean, see, Bunky nose used to sting
Got you.
Oh man, that was a good one.
In seventh grade?
That shit kills you know.
You're saying that a person has an ass on their face.
But an ass doesn't come out.
That's what made it so crazy.
And this was like before the era of like,
don't get me wrong, we always like girls with nice bodies,
but I was in seventh grade
so we wasn't really looking for that ass.
asses yet. So them
calling me boonky nose in seventh grade.
Like you're saying my nose looks like
a fat ass. Yeah.
Like Trina. Yeah. You know what I'm
saying? Like J-Loh? Like literally the whole
ass and the cheeks is what they're saying. Yes.
Got it. And it was the way it used to be said.
Bung-C-E-Nose. Oh, it was a jingle.
Bunky nose.
So it was said with like affection,
but then also like an insult.
Did you ever sneeze and shit fell out?
wipe your fucking nose
I'm like to me to wipe my nose
so that kills you
booky nose stuck with me for a long time
like because you know every now and then
I'll just be sleeping and you just wake up booky nose
fuck I'm 45
like what the fuck am I still
waking up hearing boonky nose
but that was in seventh grade I'm tell you man
that's booky nose might have made me who I am
there you go
Because I wanted people to feel the pain I felt.
So I had to give them names that stuck to the ribs.
That's your villain arc?
Yes.
Like that's why when you got to think of name, stuff that sticks to people's ribs.
Yeah, yeah.
And when you make it a jingle, whoo, funky nose.
Like, jingles rip.
What's the best jingle disc you put together?
I don't want to say it.
I don't want to say it.
Can we bleep it?
We can believe it, but I want to say it just because it's just happened.
So I'm so past that, but you can dance to it.
You know what I'm saying?
People still say that to him now.
That's why he shits on me in the clubs to this day.
No way.
Hey, man.
Some people I know for a fact are never going to ever, ever, ever, ever forgive me.
And they shouldn't.
Okay.
And they really shouldn't.
Right?
But that was a good one.
Why did, was it the name?
Bunky, they said like just big nose you wouldn't care.
That shit don't slap.
Stuff like that don't slap.
When you call somebody just fat, eh.
But you say you part of the big back brigade.
You know what I'm saying?
You just got to be creative.
They used to call me Twinkie, bro.
Oh, man, that shit used to get.
Why?
Why?
I used to be chubby.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
When I was young, when I was a kid.
I liked that.
Yeah, Twinkie is kind of cool.
Now.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think they call you speak of him.
I keep playing.
Boki nose.
You can to say, Bucke.
That's not.
Hey, I'm a bookin.
I know what I mean?
Somebody walking
and be like
Alright
Okay, Boogie
Like, damn
You're checking me out
I'm like
I'm trying to
Make up for your nails in though
Oh
Why you take a shot?
It wasn't a joke
It was the Jordan's right
The Jordan shit killed
That shit
Bought Andrew to his knee
Oh,
when you're the same ones
Every single
I was watching
Oh I could afford you
So I could afford, man
I thought I was killing
With two bears
There's nothing else
I had black and blue
in black and red. I was like, yo, there's no
fit that doesn't go with this.
There's nothing else now?
Y'all Vince said that. There's nothing else that hurt your family?
Well, once you get made fun of on the internet for like
about a decade, you start to become a little bit
dissensitized to it. And by the way, nothing hits
like the shit in school. Yeah, when you're younger
is better. There's nothing anybody said to me in my
adult life that ever stuck with me the way shit
was said in school. School is when you become
ruthless. Like, school
is when you really realize I'm going to
get rid of every fucking body.
You either go do two things.
Learn to do great jokes
to shoot the motherfucker up.
Put your mic right here.
One or the two.
You either going to get mass jokes
or a mass shooting.
Oh, right.
Okay.
No, seriously.
No, he's making a good point.
That's the truth.
Do you think these mass shooters
have like the final joke
that made them go, all right,
fuck, I'm a dude.
Yes.
And I wonder what it was.
I guarantee when you hear these kids
talking about they were getting bullied.
We need to know who got it off,
though.
What was the last joke?
We need to know the last joke.
Like, I mean, you know, what's the one that drove you over that egg?
Because if somebody's one, he knows, and he said, all right, tomorrow, tomorrow's the day.
Shit.
If this one thing you can get rid of completely in its previous existence, what would it be?
Mass shootings.
That's what's what they, if I wanted to know.
Mass shootings, okay?
Mass shootings.
I would completely, utterly get rid of that shit because I'm telling you, those make it impossible to enjoy any true American experience now.
Oh, because you're worried that that's going to happen.
I was at my daughter's cheerleading competition this weekend in Atlanta.
And I wasn't as worried as I have been previously,
because I'm telling you on my spiritual retreat,
I was just, I, I, you dealt with some shit.
I dealt with some things.
So things, I feel a little bit at ease.
And also just realizing, whatever's going to happen, going to happen.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's certain things that are just out of your control.
Right.
So what are you going to do?
Right.
What are you going to do in that situation?
So, but I would say, yeah, mass shootings is one thing I would absolutely get rid of.
Junior Solar, Schult, is there anything you want to do differently as a father than what your dad has done?
That's a good question because I think my dad did just such a fucking phenomenal job.
I would love to be able to do what he did.
That would be the bar.
For me, that's the bar.
I'm sure there's going to be things that I do differently.
But if I could be as committed and as supportive and as loving and as, like, ego less than,
kind, like really just egoless and kind, I would be so happy.
And that's a, that's a tough thing to achieve.
But that would be, that would be fucking awesome.
I'm sure there's things I do different.
I'm trying.
You're doing it because you're right right now.
You got yourself on the schedule because you want to be home at the time.
Six o'clock.
I see that little girl.
Same thing.
I want to get home to make sure my kids, I put my kids to bed, you know?
Facts.
I totally understand.
So you already on the right path.
Trying, brother.
All right.
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You think we're intelligent.
you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
But you think we're just a couple of idiots
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