The Brilliant Idiots - Or Not???

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

This week on Brilliant Idiots we recap the Verzuz between Dipset & The Lox, Was Jadakiss performance one of the greatest at Madison Square Garden?, Covid making a return, Cuomo allegations, ask an idiots and more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You got a fresh pet Tim, you know. Only right since Versus was last night. Yes, I got to get on. Versus the diplomats. One of the most New York things I've seen in a very long time. God bless New York. That was 1990s problematic, toxic masculinity, hip-hop at its finest. Yes.

I tuned in. Oh, I loved it. Wow. I don't watch verses, bro. You've never watched the verses? That's the only verse that I've watched live. Why? Actually, no, I think I tapped into one other verses.

No, no, I think it was just clips. Because you were in New Yorker. You had to watch that one. Yeah, dude, it was crazy. It was just crazy. I will say Jadikis and Shik and Freaky and Jim and Cam and Jewels. They have no respect for their 40 and up crowd, which is everybody. Okay.

Because you don't start a goddamn verses that 10. 30 at night on a Wednesday. I think it's time. Knowing I got to sleep, okay? I was like, it really felt like we were staying up for an NBA West Coast playoff game. That's how I felt. I'm like, man, do I really want to stay up to watch this shit? And then you're happy you did because you saw somebody score 63. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Jadikis gave us 63. You said it was one of the best performances at the Garden ever. Now, you're a native New Yorker. Yeah. You're a native New Yorker. So you tell me, I got top five. MSG moments.

I got Willis Reed limping out in game seven in 1970. That's got to be up there, right? Yeah. I got Jordan scoring 55 when he was wearing the 45 jersey. That's got to be up there, right? Yeah. We don't count performances against us. Yeah, no, yeah.

That's not up there. Sorry. We don't care about that. You got to tell me some better moments. Willis Reed, we only know because we watch the grainy ass footage. No New Yorker actually remembers that shit. And that's one of the championships. Y'all got to know that one.

Of course, but we don't know about it. Reggie Miller scoring eight points in nine seconds. Yo, you're being wild disrespectful right now. Come on, yo. You're being wild disrespectful, and I've been listening to the locks all last night and this morning. Yo, Frasian, Frazier. Wax might have to work today. Frasian knocking out.

Frazier knocking out, Ali in the garden. Who. Come on, bro. A lot of bad shit happening in the garden. That's what I'm saying. And you got to tell me a next moment other than Willis Reed that's better than the ones I named. Don't think too hard. L.J.

Four point play. That was good. Stop it. It was cute. It wasn't worth anything. Stop it. Stop it. It was worth four points.

And I love LJ. I thought, I used to think I was Larry Johnson at one point in my life. Why? Because he dressed up like a lady. That's right. That's right.

But that wasn't worth it. What was that? It wasn't a playoff game, stop, stop, sorry. You're acting crazy. That's better than will agree. It's a game winning four point play in the playoffs.

It was beastie, but I don't know if it's better than Frasian, knocking out of Ali. That's one of the greatest performances ever. Jada kiss top five, bro. Jada kiss at MSG last night. What he did, I've never seen a rapper ever in my life.

Hold on. Fraser ain't knock out Ali. He won a decision. He beat him up at. He dropped his jaw, but he didn't finish him. Yeah, he didn't knock him out. But he beat him up back. Yeah, yeah.

He beat him up bad. And then in hindsight, right? Yeah. When we look at Ali, the way we look at Ali. Yeah. Why are you trying to make shit worse that happens in the garden? Hey, her. I'm just saying.

What else happened to the garden, bro? Not too many people can say they did that to Ali, bro. Didn't Stark dunk over somebody? Jordan! We talked about, we talked about Fraser. We talked about Fraser. I don't know if that was in the garden. Wasn't in the garden?

I think it went out of the garden. Yeah, it was in the garden. Come on, put some respect. Yeah, put some respect. Oh, man. Now, Stark. Jordan, don't dunk on you in the garden. Yo, shit.

Jordan dropped 55 in the 45 jersey in the garden. Yeah, yeah. Y'all let Michael Jordan in the 45 put 55 up, bro. Yeah, whatever. Come on, man. Whatever. All I know is last night, Jada kiss being a native New Yorker.

He showed up in the garden. Even as disputed. It's disputed. Yonkers is not New York. Yonkers? Yo, come over to my crib. What are you in New York? Yonkers?

Well, y'all can't claim DMX then. Say what? Y'all can't claim DMX even. Our marriage, they blotch. But here's the thing, DMX is from Brooklyn. Mm-mm. He is. Y-O.

Born and raised. No, he's from Brooklyn. Nah. It's a lot. Now, if we like you, you're from Brooklyn. That's how it works. If New York is like you and you're not from New York, you're from Brooklyn. So where the locks from?

They're from Brooklyn. What marriage are you from Blige from? Brooklyn, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Name one person. Like, think about it. Name one. Bernie Sanders from Brooklyn.

Jay Z. Jay Z from Brooklyn. Michael Jordan. Michael George from Brooklyn. Tupac from Brooklyn, too. Everybody from Brooklyn, bro. For real. Name one person.

Name one person. Where are de Blasio from? I have no idea. I need neither. Fuck that. No, fucking from Jersey. Fuck him. All I know is, I've never seen a rapper.

do what Jada Kids did last night. No, he killed it. And what I mean by that is we see athletes in the zone all the time. Like, you know when the athletes in the zone against somebody? And you're like, bro, he can't be stopped. Like Kevin Durant, game five against the bucks, just the will to win. That's what I saw from Jada last night. Pull-ups give you mad confidence, man.

I've seen confidence in it. Pull-ups and juicing. I was gonna get some of that pink horse power from Cam, but I think I'm gonna just juice now. You gotta go juice, bro. Yeah, you gotta go juice, bro. I'm serious. I think that Jada was inspired by the, um,

By Yimiyah, bro. Himia? Probably. I think it might be. Yeah, yo, yesterday was August 3rd. Shallow water's drop. Oh, was that? What a coincidence. Go ahead.

Hey. Anita Copax's new book? Shallow water is drop. Number one bestseller on Amazon. Get out of here. Come on, man. Don't leave me hanging, bro. Treat me like Jewel's out here.

I thoroughly enjoyed it, though. I'm not going to lie. Full disclosure, even though I love the locks. I love D Block. I pick dipset. to win. And the reason I have picked Dipset to win because, you know,

not because they're better lyricists. They're definitely not better lyricists than Jada Kiss our styles. But just because they got bigger records. And, you know, like, the diplomats, absolutely one of the biggest cultural movements to ever come out of New York.

That transcended nationwide. Did it come out of New York? That's the thing about Dipset is like, and again, I'm an old head here. Harlem's not New York either. That's you about to tell me. Harlem's New York. Harlem, they try to act like

they're not Manhattan. You're from Manhattan. all these guys they all claim Harlem you're from Manhattan this is our island why you say it's not from New York

but what I think Dipset did and I thought and I actually admired them for this but like they leaned into their community

Harlem Harlem but that's Hallam but that's Hallam of course but they didn't try to take that culture and expose it

to the rest of the world right it was like Cam is fine being a king of Harlem and I admire that because a lot of motherfuckers

that's not enough they need more they need more they need more and they water that shit down and they make it unrelatable to the people that brought them there.

And it seemed like the diplomats were like, no, Harlem, these are our people, this is our community, they're going to ride with those no matter what, we're going to do it. And I don't know, I thought that I was just like a, whereas like, I don't know,

the locks, for whatever reason, it just feels like it's more universal. I mean, both. I listen, here's the thing. Here's the thing about culture. You can have a coach as strictly to your own in your community, but that don't mean if people see it,

they won't want to imitate it and emulate it, which is what happened with Diff said. You know what I mean? Like, K have had guys wearing pink, bro. White people have been wearing pink. Stop with that. Well, black guys. Yeah, black guys wearing pink.

Which is big. Which is big. That's huge. And then making it growl and then we don't get no credit for it. Which is big. Y'all bid it from babies. We've been gay first. Okay?

We love the gay. Y'all, but I, listen, I, listen, I love the gay. I mean, I love the gay. I mean, I love them so much. I think I'm gay. Latin. But listen, you know, the diplomats. Diplomat's definitely was universal, though.

Say what? And D block, though. Yeah. D block is my favorite block. Last night was all about momentum, though. Oh, my God. But that's what I mean. Like, what you saw last night was absolutely momentum that I've never seen.

That's all it was, momentum. Yeah, that's crazy. In a rap show. But, I mean, Versus is the first of his kind, right? Because, you know, they're rappers battling each other with their catalogs. I just, I just never thought I could see a rapper will his team to victory the way Jay Did, like, yo, because to the point I was making about diplomats and why I picked them, they got big records, right? So Jada kiss, the locks, they start off with, fuck you, right?

But then dipset counting with, was it, was it, was it, was it, was it really mean it? I'm really mean it. What was it? Pull it up, pull it up real quick. Let me see which one it was. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. Okay, so the locks did fuck you. And then the dip, dip set counting went, I'm ready.

I'm ready is a great record I would think in any other setting other than in a live show I'm ready should beat fuck you you know what I mean then the diplomats came with get crunk music I love that song then they dropped band from TV

and in my mind I was like damn it's real early for the locks to get into features but this then the next was sucker than that Cameron fire record but then they came with niggas done started something progressive too suck it or not like those are your choices.

Like, you could suck it or you could not. This one I knew shit. Is that what I'm saying? That's progressive. Like, for dipset? That's growth. It's a question. You're going to suck it and not.

Back in the day, it was, you know, bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks. I beat my bitch with a stick. Lord have mercy. That was a real song. Was it not? I never heard that one. Charlie, you never heard that one?

Uh-uh. Biches ain't shit but hos and tricks. I beat my bitch with a stick. I ain't here to beat my beat my bitch. You can lick on the nuts or suck the dick. I beat my bitch with a stick, what? I don't hear that point. You're not real hip-hop fan.

That was a country song. What post-mole? How was a country song? That would sound like, for real. This one I knew, this one I knew shit was different. When they did, get them girls, live my life, and then Jada Kiss came with the Who Shot Your Freestyle. Now, that freestyle is wild, old,

it's off a DJ Clue mixed tape, but it still sounds so fresh and timeless, and I'm listening to the youngings in the crowd, owing and on, Never heard it before. You know what I'm saying? So it's new to them. But when I saw, when I saw Jada do that and the crowd went crazy, I was like, okay, this is different.

This isn't about the songs tonight. This is about who got the best live performance, who got the most energy. And that's what, yo, like my man, Artemis Gordon said on Instagram, the locks look like the four tops. They look in sync. You know what I mean? They look like they've been performing together for years. They had a routine. Like, you just couldn't fuck with it.

You know? Then you got Jada kids going 15 for 15 from the field with eight three-pointers. Yeah. You know what I mean? Went to the line 15 times. Had another 15 for 15 from the line. 12 assists, 11 rebounds. Stiles dropped a nice 29 and 9.

Sheath had 18 rebounds, six blocks, zero points. But he was such a factor on defense, a lot of hustle plays. He was. And the DJ, oh, man, salute the technician, man. Him and Jaden ran the pick and roll all night. It was just, they just outperform. They literally just outperformed the diplomat. Okay.

That's it. Two questions. One, will coolness ever beat energy when it comes to a live performance? Depends how cool you are. Yeah. Because Jay-Z's coolness could probably beat the energy of somebody. Depending on what the energy is. on what it is.

Because I don't think Jay Z's coolness could beat DMX's energy. That's the thing. And what happens oftentimes, like, if your coolness is better than the energy, the energy comes off as forced and corny. But if the energy is more authentic than the coolness, the coolness just comes off as coy and shy. Yeah. And that's kind of what was happening here.

It's like, Jada's energy was so authentic. He was so passionate. It was so hyped. He was so excited that the dipset guys seemed like nervous or something. Like, it was weird. Yeah, yeah. They came and snatched souls early. You know, it's so funny.

We was in the barbershop. It's so interesting in New York today because everywhere you go, all you hear is the locks. But literally, I walked in here at the studio, they play in the locks. Yeah.

Six white guys and Alex. With the locks blaring. That's what I told you. I think that right there made them, everybody know what the locks really about. I think they knew. I just think they appreciated them. But that's what Versus does.

Versus makes you appreciate what we already know. It's a reminder. If the locks were from Brooklyn, they'd be the biggest rap group in history. Nah They're from Yonkers And it's hard for people to relate to that

It's hard for people to get behind that But if they were representing New York Do you know what Brooklyn would do They are representing New York They're representing Yonkers fans They're like the most New York They're representing Yonkers They're representing Yon Joe Jada had on Tims

and camouflage for teams Is that what you think of us? Is that what you think of us It's racist It's racist That's the other thing too The diplomats came looking like They were ready for a fight

Yeah I mean not the diplomats The locks came looked like they were ready for a head of the Tim's on with the camouflage fatigue, shorts. You know, Stiles had on the sweat suit with the shorts. You know what I mean? Bro. Sheik looked like he could have either gotten to a club or cut grass. You know what I mean?

Like they were ready. They were ready for whatever could happen. Right back to Home Depot after the set. Let's go, baby. Yo, he had, it was hilarious when Jim Jones had that guy put a chain on him. And Dick Stiles just simply said, that's so corny. Yo, that killed me, bro. That's, is that not New York is the most.

That is the most. Like, you try to do something to make you a big steper and there's just some dude in the background like, horny. It's horny, bro. The most New York moment was where I really thought of suck my dick was about to fly, man. When Cam and Jada was arguing.

What did they say? They was just going back and forth arguing when Jada was like, yo, let me talk, let me talk. And they was just going to yell, suck my dick, and this is not going to make it the six songs. It's not going to make it the six songs. Not talking like that. Um, yeah. No, it was really interesting seeing Cam because I've been such like a huge fan of Cam.

I'm still a fan. No, I love, I love Cam. You saw I'm getting dunked on. No, it's the Stephen A. Smith hairline. I was, I was watching this guy and I'm just like, I need some basketball hot takes. I don't need some rap from this guy right now. You didn't think it was weird to see that? It wasn't odd to see that. You know, it wasn't odd or what? It was odd. What? You still talk about Cam's. Yeah, Ken, don't think Cam won't roast your ass on Instagram. Cam still is phenomenal, bro. He's coming. I'm a Cam fan. I'm a Cam fan. I'm spinning bars y'all don't know about from Cam. That you probably cut from this episode because they're so crazy.

Okay? By the way, Cam had some joints last night, too. It's not like Cam didn't say some witty, funny shit. What was he saying? When he told, he told the locks, he goes, he goes, you're the best side bitches ever. He goes, y'all a side dish. Y'all rice and peace.

I don't know if people caught it. I missed that one. It was funny as fuck. No, that's not as funny as the stuff that I was here. No, no, Jayda says a while. Jada told Friggy Ziki he looked like the, uh, he looked like the fat dude from Drew Hill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that shit was.

That's funny. It was good, man. It was just a, it was a great New York battle. I tell you one thing, I don't miss being outside in New York. I tell you that much. Why? Because he got crazy. Hell no, I don't miss that shit at all.

Okay? That shit was too intense. I'm just like, I know there's knives in here. You know what I mean? Like, I said, saw the police officer from the garden, come stand on the stage and just stand by everybody just to make sure. But that was, it was good, right?

Because it was good intense throwback energy because you just, you just, that little sense of danger, like nothing may happen. You're like, it could go down at any point in time. Yeah. If this gives us that little sense of, ooh. That is so corny. That when he said that. That is so corny.

That is so corny. I thought Jim Jones were going to take that shit off, give it right back to the man. Why would you make me do this? Jada took Juel's bandana off. That was a little wild, bro. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. That was a little wild.

But then Juelz was in his face and kind of like bumping him a little bit so he asked for it. Cam Kik Stiles. He did? Yes, man. I didn't see that. Stiles was grabbing his shoe and they kind of like, they kind of like broke it up a little bit. Like it was just, it was chippy. Like, like Stiles said last night, that's the best word for it.

It was chippy. It really had playoff basketball. Yeah, yeah. Both of them, the locks and the diplomats. acted like it was the playoffs more than the Knicks did in the first round against the horse. They did. They knew it was a sense of urgency, yo.

The locks just jumped on them fast and early. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I don't live in Miami. I don't live in Colorado. I'm outside. That's right. And listen, we can't act like the diplomats

didn't have a flurry at one point, too. And it came right after Jada, when Jada did the shout out to Max B. And, like, I forgot the other dudes he was shouting out. But Jim was like, you shouted out a lot of my homies. And he was like his whatever, whatever, forever. And then he was like, because I'm a certified gangster.

And the certified gangster drop momentum just a little bit. Just a little bit. Went to the dips for a little bit. A little bit. They went on a little run. They went on a little run. Little run. I mean, it was two, three-pointers to shut down.

That's what I'm saying. Two-five, real-files. All I know is live shows. Live shows clearly beat hit records. And we can't act like both of them don't have cultural anthems. Yes, live performance. We can't act like both of them don't have cultural anthems. have cultural anthems because they do, but it's just the way that the Lox performed their

cultural anthems over the way the diplomats performed theirs, gave them the victory to me, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I think something interesting when I'm watching it, and again, I'm so late in the game, but like, wasn't the beginning of rap battling? Yeah. Right? I mean, isn't this like the etymology of it? It comes from like a...

I don't even know what that word means, but I'm going to go with it. Like the history, the root of it, right? It's like Jamaican DJs, like battering, battering. battling against each other, right? Okay. So it makes perfect sense why it's way more exciting in this medium. Like I was saying this earlier when we were talking on Flagrant, I'm like, why isn't this the concert?

Why aren't two artists going out? Instead of like performing next to each other, your set and my set, and we're all holding hands and it's fun. Nah, why don't you go out and battle? Why don't we see these two people go out? That's the tour. Dipset doing that. Dipset and locks going on tour.

Dipset versus locks. Smart. Wait, is it? Yeah, it's eight cities. They already announced eight cities. Oh, I saw... And I think state property's on it too. No, state property.

No, dip set locks and state property. Oh, I didn't know that the locks is doing it as well. I'll watch this over and over and over again. You know who else did that? Wayne and Drake, they had the Wayne versus Drake to. Hey, man, we just got to admit hip hop's better when it's a sense of danger, man. Or when there's a sense of competition. Like, that's why the beef songs are crazy because everybody's bringing their best bars

It's not some lazy bullshit. But that's what I mean. Even when you say competition, you want to know some shit might go down. Yes. Just a little bit. It's enough. Yeah.

We don't want to fight. There's repercussions for your action. That's all. We just want to know something could potentially go down. Yeah. It's a little bit of danger. Even when Gucci Man and Jezi, even though that was a lot of danger.

No, no, no, no. I understand. I did watch that one. I watched a little of that one. Because it's just like the day is something about the sense of danger that just makes you want to tune in. Yeah. That's why we like UFC, right?

It's like we like boxing. We like combat sports. Say what? See, you want to see somebody get knocked out. Or close. We want to know it could happen. It could happen. Yeah.

And last night it did. Last night it never felt like it. No, it did. It did feel like it could happen. Yeah. No, it did. Especially early on. It felt like it.

Yeah. The bandana shit was wild. I thought it was going down right there. Yeah. Why these clips not going around? They are going around. I never seen them. Yeah.

Someone snashes a bandana off your head. And you just... That clip should have been going around. Yeah. Say what? Yeah, Jim Joe's falling off the stage I didn't see that either I saw that today

That's what the internet is so good for Because that shit is like They show you all these different camera angles That you didn't see So it's literally like watching it all over again As you discuss it with people Yeah But it was I'm telling you man

I've never seen a artist A rapper or any artist Do what Jada kiss did last night But to your point It's because of the competition aspect of it all You know what I'm saying The fact that they were actually Battling on stage together

Cataltoe for Catalog it felt like a game. Like I said, I felt like I was up watching a West Coast NBA playoff game and I watched this guy like will his team to win. Not like his team even needed it.

You know what I mean? He just bought the A game. It was phenomenal, man. Everybody was on point. Everybody played their position. The DJ, salute to DJ technician. He really, really, really was running the pick and roll with Jada

and the locks all night long. It was really, it was really, They're definitely fighting before that tour is over. You think so? Oh, yeah. Why you say that? With state property there, too? There you see what?

They're getting a lot of money. I think they'd chill out. That guy's old, too, man. You know what I mean? Those guys over 40. I got time for that. You really don't want to fight at 40. But no matter how good you feel.

I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight. As good as you feel, it's just like, eh. You know what I mean? No, Cam's funny as fuck. You see what he posted. He's definitely not going to Hill the same either. Nah.

Do you see what he posted on Instagram? What? Oh, with the guy in the, That shit killed. You know, listen, you got to lean into it, man. That's why I did realize, though, why I only listen to the locks when I'm in the gym. This is him leaving the garden. I saw that.

I saw that. I just, I know I only listen to the locks when I'm in the gym and when I'm driving, like, when I'm really, like, hitting the gas. Because they really make me want to do something violent. Like, they, every time I listen to the locks, I like, I'm like, I want to stab somebody with something sharp. I don't care what it is. Like, you just grab, like, a fucking Jurassic Park, dark. dinosaur toy and stab somebody with the tail of it. You want to do that.

That's why only listen to gospel because I ain't got time for that shit. That's why only listen to gospel because I ain't got time for that shit. I really used to do that. Beanie Siegel really had me on some of my bullshit. Nah, they're for real, yo. The shit that they talk about, yo. It's just, and it's a lot of records they left on the table. They didn't even do breathe easy, bro.

If you know, Jay, I've never been a brother to the front. I'd be in L.A. wearing any color I want. Like, God, rock guns like shirts. Like, man. Man. Salute the dip set, salute to D Block. Thank you for the entertainment, man.

You think New York back? Y'all got Kimball Walker now? No. Not even close. I just think we had a nice moment. Remember, I think it's been so long since we've, like, dominated the rap game culturally. Like, even, like, when we had artists

that were really popping or had big records, it felt like it wasn't a New York influence style. And it was really cool to watch this moment. Maybe it's just because I'm an old head and I grew up listening to these guys. But, like, it was cool to be like, oh, shit, yeah, we ran the game at one point. Yeah, summers and summers.

Yeah, 90s, 90s hip hop. With bars, but also party anthem. Like, it wasn't like you had to make a choice. Like, there's some shit like that wild out. And wild out played, I felt like I was a child, bro. I went crazy. I got my phone in my hand. My girls passed out of sleep, and I'm listening on low volume, and I just

fuck it. She waking up. I'm only house with you. I never like that. Volume up. We were partying. That's not my favorite rock record. When Jew said that last man, I kind of felt him.

And he was like, that record's corny. I record cheesy. I never liked it. Wilden. The reason I never liked it, because the locks are so great. Like, that felt like like a radio record. It felt like a reach to get radio play and just have like a hit. Like, I never like Wild Out. God forbid they have success in their chosen art form. I just never like Wild Out. I mean, there's a lot of records that were dope, like, like, ride a die chick that was radio friendly. I just never liked Wild Out like that. Wow. Wow. Yeah. You know what it is?

You know what it is. You know what it is. You know what it is. It's easy for white people to dance. We need it simple. Yeah, it's like if you play DMX party up and whaling out, like white people are losing. Oh, man, it goes crazy. I could do this. We also like the bone crusher one. That's a good one.

Oh, never scared. Now, that's fired. Never scared. But see, here, that's a good point you bring up. That's funny because when you- You play that shit at like a black club and you're the only white guy there? You're very scared.

You're trying to convince yourself. You're like, I'm never scared. Yeah, right. Definitely not now. Definitely not in this place. It feels like I shouldn't be. But see, but see, That's the thing, right?

I don't want nobody to tell me the wild out. Never scared is a record that comes on and you wild out because this is a wild-out energy type of record. Don't tell me to wild out, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like it when they tell me to wild out. I need permission to while out.

He said it. He said it. I didn't want to do it. Jayne Kis told me to do it. So I started doing it. I'm obedient. No, I thought it was really, really good, man. Really good.

So you don't think New York back, y'all? You got Kimball walking now? Stop it. What does that mean? Julius Randall? Stop it. Derek Rosary signed. You're being an asshole. And you're trying to do it in like.

Y'all got a good, yo, the Knicks got a good team. I think I'm, I'm, I always root for the Knicks. I like the Knicks. You can't fuck with the Lakers, though. Mm-hmm. Your Lakers, fuck. Stop.

Don't be like that. Don't be like that. No, no, the Nicks is, we're going to find a way to fuck it up. It's what we do. The Lakers got names. The Lakers got names. The Lakers need more shooters,

and they need more defense. And they think, I have to get a little faster. don't you think? The Lakers got every person in the league that hasn't won a championship. That's not true. Who they signed? They got a championship.

Russell. White Howard? Russell got a championship? No, not Russell. Not Russell. Okay. Carmelo have a championship? No, not Russell or Mello.

But Dwight got a chip. He got it from there. It's only that's it. He's been there. Brom already had one. What I'm trying to say is they're not signing people that have championship winning experience. Yeah, and I think they might be too slow.

I think Russell Westbrook is fast. He'll still be fast, but I just think they might be, they need some speed, don't you take some speed, some defense, some shooters? I think LeBron just trying to get his homies paid. I really think that's right. Before y'all leave. Go on you.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, one more contract, buy a car, do whatever, fuck you on. I don't even think, like, I got a couple. One more contracts. Brian trying to get another ring, bro. Envy said this wildest take ever this morning. If Carmelow wins a ring in L.A.,

it'll be like the Knicks won a ring. He'll feel like the Knicks won a ring. Yeah, they also said Mello might be. coming back to the Knicks too, but he went to the Lakers as well. So, you know, and I'm sorry, New Yorkers, but if Mello gets a ring is going to feel like the Knicks got a ring to me. I want Mello to get a ring. Yes, it is.

I want Mello to get a ring. Stop saying things just to say things. No, I'm serious. I'm not going to him. Mello is such a New Yorker to me, and New York did Mello so dirty. I want Mello to get a ring. You know how many people from New York got rings that playing NBA? Okay.

Knock it off. New York didn't Mellow dirty, and he deserves. That's not how none of this works. Hell not. If you glad that Mello is a laker now No, man That's crazy That's delusional

That's delusional That's like That's a Nick fan knowing in his lifetime He'll never see a champion As I'm like Yeah InV you know how many people from New York One rings

Yeah Already Yeah Jeremy Lim won a ring He did Yeah I think with the Raptors Really? Yeah.

Nobody in New York felt like they went the next one with that one. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. I'm just saying that's crazy, Envy. You are absolutely crazy. You were absolutely crazy. M.B. is absolutely crazy. Was Envy at that event?

How was he not there? No, no, no. No, just because, you know. Because you're not vaccinated. You're not vaccinated. You're not vaccinated. They're making it too hard for you to not get vaccinated. If I did get vaccinated, I would get it when it's fully FDA approved.

You're going to get it if you want to eat. eat out or go to work. That's what's going to happen. I don't want to go nowhere in New York. But what you work in New York? You know why I don't want to go anywhere in New York? Because I saw that versus last night. That element's still out there. I'm good. That cool, but even worse, though. That element is still out there. Okay, I'm cool. What if I heart makes you? What if they say is mandatory for any workers to come into the studio? I got a studio built at the crib. Wow. You're going to go remote? Yeah. Wow. I'm not doing nothing until I'm comfortable doing it. And I think that we got to stop

pushing people to do that. I understand. But people still got to be comfortable. And by the way, it's the CDC's fault. It's the media's fault. It's so much false information. Like, they keep blaming the internet. Like, the CDC doesn't change. They mind every fucking two days about some shit. So it's like, you can't be mad at people for not being comfortable.

And I think, I think, you know, people waiting until it's fully FDA approved. I think that's a very logical and reasonable reason to not get vaccinated. That's much better than it's going to be a microchip put inside you. Or if I get vaccinated, it's going to, I'm a turn into Magneto. You know what I mean? To me, people I knew that got the vaccine is actually sick right now. So I'm like, ah, this, give me a little bit more. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I get that, but vaccines are not a cure.

So, I mean, I'm not, you know, that's not. At least I'm thinking they got to fucking get the girl pregnant. You know what I'm saying? What? I understand this skepticism. The vaccine is supposed to, the vaccine is to protect you. Yeah. From not getting it. You see what I'm saying?

So why the girl's still pregnant. It's a condom for Corona. Yeah. Vaccine is birth control. The mask is the condom, bro. Whatever. Either one. Yeah.

You can still get an STD if you don't wear the condom. Yeah, I guess. If a girl tells you she's on birth control, you still put the condom on. Do you? Yeah. And you know what the CDC told us to do? Take the condom off. It's okay to start raw dog in air again.

I trust you. Because everybody's on the pill. And it feels great. It's not cool. That's what I'm saying is bullshit because people are still getting pregnant. I'm not going to say it's bullshit. I'm just going to say everybody needs to stop putting out information every two days. When y'all finally figure out what the fuck's going on in a real way, then you have briefings.

Stop trying to. to brief people every other day and then you wonder why people are confused and missing formed. Yeah. I don't know if we're confused or misinformed. Like the only shit we really need to know is if motherfuckers are dying. If the death rate doesn't increase, then don't tell us nothing. Like if more people get it, all right, they get it. This is life. You're going to get the flu. You're going to get COVID. This is how we live now. It's just part of who we are. But if they start dying at a higher rate and filling up these hospitals again, then tell us so we can fucking know. I agree with that. You know what's so interesting about the media. Like right now they say,

what they say? I don't know what the number is now, but over the weekend it was like 120,000 plus people who were vaccinated still caught COVID, right? They said that's like 0.8% of the people who were vaccinated because like 120 something million people got vaccinated. And I'm like, okay, but you can do that with anything. Yeah. You can say 600,000 people that die to COVID, that's only 0.0.something percent of 340 million. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I'm just like, Why do they put things in the context, put things in context when they want to put it in. Yeah, you switch the statistics to make it work for your. Yeah.

That's why the only statistic that matters to me is death. Is the death rate going up? Yes. Okay, let's take this seriously. Let's do something. If his death rate is not going up, why are we changing any policy? Who really want to get sick like that? Yo, you're going to get sick as life, bro.

You're going to have the sniffle sometimes. You're going to have to stay home. It can kill you. But this shit right here fucks you up. Right? If basically what's happened now is you get it and you have a vaccine so you can fight it more or you get it and we know how to treat it much better. We know how to give people what they have to do to make sure that they stay healthy. If the death rate's not going up, do not change my lifestyle at all.

I don't like it. I agree with you, but it's like, yo, even I don't know what this number is either, but the last time it was close to 6,000 people who were fully vaccinated still die to COVID, right? And they're like, oh, but that's such a small, small percentage. Stop doing that. Six thousand people is six thousand people. Those people, those people were, had like extreme comorbidities. Of course. So it's like, don't say six thousand people that are vaccinated.

Say six thousand people that were like on the brink of death already because of their other shit just happened to get the vaccine and then they were out of it. But to that point shows people said the same thing last year. They said the people that were dying were people who, you know, had other other ailments. You know what I mean? Other issues. This is what the difference, right? It's like, tree kills a father of two, right? Yeah.

Or father of two drove motorcycle into a tree. Yeah, yeah. Did the tree kill the father of two or did driving the motorcycle into a kill him? All I'm saying is death should be looked upon as death. 600,000 people dying is a lot. The whole lot. You know what I mean? Like, stop.

I don't hate when people break it down in the percentages because they only do that to push their narrative. So what? Because if somebody does that about police brutality. Yep. Right? which a lot of conservatives like to do. It's like, oh, it's only 0.0% of people who get killed by police. No, people getting killed by police is wrong.

I mean, at least they're consistent. They're saying it's only 0.0 getting killed by Corona, only 0.0 getting killed by police, so we shouldn't give a fuck about both. Basically, conservatives are saying, if it's not a healthy percentage of people, it's okay. If they die. Which is callous. We want to save every single life. That being said, do you develop public policy based on.

on what percentage of people? Is it 1%? Like, how many, what is the percentage of people that we start changing everybody's life for? You know, like, I've often looked at, like, disabled people. We were talking about this before, and I'm just like, all right, every store you have to have,

if you do a new store, you build a store, you've got to have a ramp for someone in a wheelchair. You got to have a bathroom that's big enough for wheelchair access, all this other stuff. The amount of people you see in wheelchair is almost zero. Like, I almost never see people in wheelchairs, like ever in life. Very rarely, right?

That's not true. I've rarely seen. It's not zero, but yeah. It all depends on where you live, my last building had builtchairs all day. Exactly. If you live around old people, obviously you're going to see it, et cetera.

But like, I guess what I'm saying is like, I get what you're saying. It's like every building ever made from now on has to accommodate this very small percentage of people. Well, I think it's not because it's not just handicapped people. It's the elderly, too. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not against it. But I'm saying here's an example of how we have, like, public policy that's catered towards a very small percentage of people. So you can look at Corona the same way. Yes, a very small percentage of people are going to be affected by this and maybe die,

but maybe in the same way with disabled people, we just create public policy to look out for them. So what's the percentage you think is going to need for them to shut the city down again? I mean, not shutting the city. I think it will only get shut down if death rates and hospitals are rammed. Second hospitals are ram.

They shut down. I don't think so, but I think this is going to be like swine flu in 2009. And what I mean by that is, is swine flu infected, what, 62 million people? It was a quarter million hospitalizations, 12,000 deaths. I didn't even know swine flu was out there like that. I didn't even know what the symptoms are.

You know what? I probably had it. I probably had it. Obama administration didn't shut down things. I don't think they're going to do that now either. I just don't think so. I don't think the economy can take it. I don't know.

It depends. I don't see it, bro. I don't see it. I don't want them too because I got that shit in my arm. And you got that tour. And I got that tour, baby. Infamous talk. Let's tell the truth.

Let's tell the truth. That's how you get people concerned again. Even last week I'm listening and I'm hearing the numbers. Okay, $125 people that's vaccinated, got it. This many people die. All right, all right. But are they locking the city down, though? That's what people really want to know.

Are they locking this country down again? I don't want people masked up at shows and shit like that. I don't want to see people laughing, bro. I want to see them enjoying themselves. Like, imagine as a comedian and all you see is eyeballs. Can you imagine last night at Versus if everybody had masks? on in that environment. My God.

There would definitely be some deaths. There would be some stabbings. Like, you have perfect, you have the perfect getaway, you have the perfect alibi. You're like, I was in there. Amazing. Yeah.

My God. But yeah, get vaccinated. New York shut everything down. You can't, you can't go in no restaurants, no, I think they did that just for Broadway, to be honest with you. Personally, I think this, I think everything they're doing now is just because they're bringing

Broadway back. Talk to me about that. I just think it's because it's all for Broadway. You know what I mean? Like, we want to get everybody vaccinated, get everybody, used to, you know, if you can't come in no venue without no vaccination, but I really think it's to get Broadway back popping.

That's an interesting theory. My theory was, this is just a push from like big pharma, these pharmaceutical companies, they basically, I think everything is pushing towards that. So they're basically like, look, we need to have as many people vaccinate as possible. One, we just raise the prices of our vaccines. These motherfuckers are such scumbags. They know that this policy is about to come out where they're basically taking away your ability to live life, like your ability to go out to have a meal, your ability to go

shop, your ability to go into stores, and your ability to go to your job, right? Like, my girl can't go to her job without a mask, and if she's vaccinated, so at her desk, she can sit at the desk, right? But she doesn't go work on the campus, but where it is, she would have to do that, right? The pharmaceutical companies notice they jack up the prices of the fucking of the vaccine because they know the policy is about to come out, and now people are going to go, well, shit, I might as well get it now so I can go out to eat. I might as well get it now so I'm going to work. I might as well get it now because I know the kids in order to go to school, right? Now they're saying I think in New York between 12 and 17, you have to, if you're a kid between 12 and 17 in order to go to school,

you got to get the vaccine. So now you're going to make all the kids get vaccinated and you pumped the price up right before. Like you're dealing with crazy scumbags. So they're basically going, all right, boom, you get the vaccine and the more people have the vaccine, the more people we can sell boosters to. Oh, next year, it could be even crazier one. Why don't we give you this little re-up, right? We'll give you this booster that makes your vaccine even stronger inside you. And then you just do that every winter and you'll be good. It's going to be hard

to get people... Die a little faster. I don't know if it's going to make you die a little faster. I don't think it's the right stuff. It's going to be hard to get a boost in people's arms, especially if the first two shots aren't working. That's right? Why would I trust you? Why would I get a third? Well, a lot of people don't get it. Just like they ran and got this one. Like I said,

FDA approved. You know what I mean? Once it gets fully FDA approved, I might fuck with it. I mean, it will be years before it's FDA. I think you should do it because they gave it. You got approved it in months? Bro, they gave it to white people. I keep thinking that too, right?

Yeah, you're not going to experiment on whites. If you give it to whites, right, you know that it's going to be good. I can totally understand if the government came out there like, okay, Mexicans, blacks, we'd like you to take this vaccine. Let's see how it goes. Don't do that shit. But if you go right to rich whites and you see him getting jabbed up with it, it's probably going to be fine.

You know what's so interesting about what you said? When the vaccine first rolled out, I remember somebody, I forgot who told me that they were in Philly and they went to like the hood to get the vaccine but it was like mad white people lined up in the hood to go get the vaccine because that was the place that was available to get it. And I was like, wow.

There's just no lines in the hood. Wow. Yeah. That's all, listen, I've been said it. Go first. I want to see who goes first. We're first. We're there.

That's it. I'm not an anti-vaxxer at all. You know what I mean? I just want to make sure. Do you feel any different? Like nothing changed? What changed is I don't walk around fearing.

COVID. I never was afraid of Corona. And you had it. I had it already. And I wasn't afraid of it. But like, there's still that shit in the back of your mind. I don't know if you guys felt this way where it's like, man, I do know people who have died of this. That's how I feel right now. Exactly. So don't you want to alleviate that stress? Like, just get the fucking jack. And for some reason, it feels like over the past few weeks, I know a lot of people who got it. Me too. That's like people that I actually like no, no. I mean, I knew people that I knew last year, but like people that I know, know, like, oh, shit.

And they got it, got it. And they got it sick. That's fucked up. Yeah, yeah. I know somebody who got one shot, they just got the shot and called COVID and they six it. You know what I mean? So I'm not, like I said, I'm not an anti-vaccist at all, but, you know.

You'll figure it out, do your thing. I just don't like the idea of, like, bullying people. I don't like it either. Like, you let people, let people, got to do things at their comfort level. 100%, you know what I mean? You can't say, suck it. You know, it's so fun. Suck it or not.

Suck it or not. Get the shot or not. Like what happened to, it's just so funny because you see Democrats really pushing the vaccine, right? The liberals are really pushing vaccine, right? But they're also the exact same people that would say, uh, my body, my choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I like, right? Now you got to do it. Now you got to suck it for real. Yeah. Right? Isn't it a little hypocritical, right? Not me, man. No.

No. The way you made eye contact with Shulton said that just. Nah, you did make eye contact with me, bro. You did make crazy eye contact. Real talk. You play that camera on the song, y'all. You gonna suck it or not. You know what I mean.

Do you guys know another word in that song? No another lyric? My dick, hawed in a motherfucker. You don't what till that shit to another sucker. Come, man, that's ham. Don't act like ham, not a goat out here, okay? Woo. Hoo hoo hoo ho.

Okay, what else we got? He loves getting head. to make a song like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, all his songs is about getting head. Like, I just, I just thought of other lyrics like, because she lick my balls right after play ball, no watch them, no nothing.

Here what I say y'all, okay y'all. We can't act like oral sex. I turn the baddest bitches gay, y'all. We can't act like oral sex. It's not a big part of our lives. It's great. But imagine how bad your dick stink to make the badest bitches gay. No, that's not why she went.

She said, because you lick my balls right after I play ball. No, watch them, no nothing. Here what I say, y'all. Okay, y'all. Act like St. Jay, y'all. I turn the baddest bitch as gay, y'all. Huh? Sime, Cam's a wild boy, man.

I think he might have switched storylines. Did I add two different ones? This is preposterous. I love watching them last night update their slang, too, though. Because, I mean, there's just certain things that they could say back then if they clearly can't say now. So, you know, a gay slur might have flew early on. You know what I mean?

but then they adjusted in later rounds and replaced the gay slur with other words. This guy's a jerk. Yes. Jayda actually said sucker. He said sucker for one of the gay slurs. And even the word, the bitch, B word. That's a little harsh.

What? Bitch. That's what I'm saying. And it's not, yo, you don't realize how. That's a fighting word. Certain things is fighting words. Certain things you can say. Yes, man.

You don't realize how hard. Bitches, you fight. We fight it. But I like calling someone a bitch. It's fun. Yeah, but they let that. It was so bad last night because he goes, they don't, first, Juell's goes, they don't like girls. No.

They don't like girls. I don't think y'all like girls. And then Jada and technician and Locke just went into a flurry of like their, they're more female-friendly records, right? And then she goes, they say we don't like bitches. And then he called him stuff. And he goes, they say we don't like the ladies. They say we don't like the ladies. You know what I mean?

That's right. Be aware of 2021, God damn it. Bro. Okay? Because cancel 19 is out here too. It's all kind of vary into that shit. All right? It's all kind of variance to cancel 19.

Don't sleep on cancel 19, okay? So they say we don't like bitches. That is hysterical. That is hysterical. Yo. Audible cheek. Yo, what proof y'all got that we don't like these bitches? That shit sounds out there harsh, bro.

And you don't realize that until you see it. And you're like, God, damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, shit. That's she talking to somebody. Mama. Yeah. Talking about liking bitches,

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You was working on that this weekend, I heard. That's working. I was out there. You and your brother got a fist, got into a fist fight. Uh, it wasn't throwing a punch. You don't throw punch. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened?

My little brother, BJ, my mom told him talking to my mom. My mom was like, waxing his brother was fighting. I'm like, why? Yeah. No, no, my, my, my, my, child? Yeah, child. And I'm saying, it's like, you know, everybody's not on the same page.

You know, try to get people on the same page. Sometimes you got to be, you know. So what happened? My brother told my mom, he was like, they just started fighting real hard for like 10 seconds and it just stopped. They went back to work. Like, you were right back to work.

No, explain it to me. So what happened? I just, it's no, you got to talk to your younger brother and got to get them to understand. Like, try to get them on the same page. Like, like, nobody should be comfortable. If you need to, if you need a little bit more boost,

I give you some boost. You know what I'm saying? That's all it is. What does that mean, boost? You're going to suck it or not? No, it's not. Whoa. Whoa.

Listen, whatever motivation, damn sure not that. Yeah, right. Yeah. If we got to fight and do whatever we got to do. Come on. Just to get some motivation, get you, get you, because you lick my balls, right after I paintball. You got to do it.

You got to do it. To relax, man. I don't mean that literally, suck it or not is a good motivation. It's not. It don't mean, it don't mean literally you're going to suck it. It's just like, yo, you're going to suck it or not, bro? I'm using that at show studios, right now.

No, no, no, no. Go out there. Well, also we got bullying the beasts every Wednesday on Monday, Patreon. All right, this and all that. But yeah, we'll talk about that after you do your church announcement. But yeah, it's definitely, you know, family, sometimes you got to, you don't see something. You got to see something. You got to get some type of sparking something.

You got to stop just putting hands on people when you don't like something, though. Nah, I mean, just got to try to provoke a little bit. a little bit. No. Have you tried using your words? I don't know how to talk. That's never been good for me.

He's not wrong, though. That never been good for me. It's good to know your flaws. Yes, yeah. Because I do a lot of things through actions, you know what I'm saying? So everybody, everybody's seeing everything that I'm doing is like,

y'all pick up, especially you're going to benefit everybody. Everybody's sitting around, like, just watching me do everything and then y'all going to benefit too. Now, fuck that. No, we got to make something happen real quick. And it's a boy, it's cool.

The girls get to get away with everything. But boys, Oh, nah, let me see what you got. Let me see what you got. So you think suck it or suck it up? Beating them up is a boy. Nah, it's not even about that. It's not even about beating him up.

It's just like, yo, just yoking up. Did you beat him up, though? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We just getting it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he swing? No, we don't swing.

Oh, what's the game? I try not to, I can't hurt nobody. You know, no certain thing. You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. Not the, not him. So what's the game? Is it like wrestling?

No, you don't do that all. Yes, it's wrestling, but you don't dislocate, you don't break and you don't do certain things, you know what I'm saying? I need to talk to child. Wrestling in mud? I think, I, wait, you all were mud wrestling? No, definitely. What were you wearing?

Was it topless or was it? Child's gotten stronger, right? Yeah, you got strong. You both strong. Child, child was like, they're saying young wax. Child's like, you know how fighters wait until a fight and get older? Yeah, yeah. Child's going to wait till you about 39.

Yep. How old child will be? That's why I'm... When you're 39, 40. Killies all fucked up. Three years younger than you. Yeah, listen, like I said, I'm still big bro. Really?

Exactly. Wait till you get about 40. Yeah, when you get 40. Right there. Listen, it happened with me and my oldest brother. Everybody gets it in. It's just what it is. What happened?

What happened? You fuck I go up? Nah, we just say, everybody, like I said, when brothers, you know what I'm saying? It's not what we'd be able to do with somebody on the street. Somebody on the street is like, I'm going to break you at really bad, but this is... It's brotherly love.

But why is it whenever we fight out there, you always try to swing on me? You never wrestle me. I never do I ever hit you, you know? Yeah, but if we were to wrestle, I would fuck you up. If it was just wrestling,

it was just wrestling. I think wrestling is the way guys, like, show affection. That's how I would do it. Yeah, it is. It is. It's a way to hug up on a dude. I can do a piggyback, right? Touch him intimately.

Intimately. Yeah, I'll be on your back, backpack, right? A lot of me and my name will do do it. A lot of fervon is going. No, you're bugging. But a lot of me and my boys, when we do see each other, we'd be like, well, what's good?

No, go. You got, you got it? That's it. Still got it? Let me see what's up. But we might just like, yo, it's good. Wrestling. In the booty hole or something?

Nah, it's not like that. Making sure you still on point, that's it. Nah, wrestling is the way thugs say sucking and not without saying sucking or not. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Tickle each other. You tickle each other? You have, you and your boys just tickle all night.

Like that shit, yo, by the way, Wrestling is real intimate, yo. Yeah, but then tickling, bro, it's like, you ever just with your boys at slumber party? You were like, yo, we're going to tickle that motherfucker like. If he tickle me, let me show you somebody. I'm going to say you something. That's the point.

That's the whole point. He's tickling you because he wants you to show him something. Yeah, yeah. You know, get the feather out my drawer. That guy's sad, well. You're going to tick on this, my mom, man. That's why everybody always. Yeah.

one point. Huh? If any of my people that heard somebody got beat up or something, I'm gonna be like, what the fuck

you got going on? Y'all, you know what I'm saying? Like, y'all not wrestling, y'all not doing it around the house? Y'all not showing affection.

Not showing enough love. Even if I heard that shows got beat up, I'd be like, yo, be box enough. Like, you already go against me. You're not wrestling them, bro.

You got put that weight on them, bro. When did we tickle, bro? When did we tickle, when did you get up in the ribs? Word up. But if somebody's swing on you,

I expect you to know how to least, you know, protect you. Today, when y'all slapbox, when y'all, when y'all show y'all affection, grab them and wrestle them. Yeah. And when you feel about them going down, it's right here, right here, right here, right. Make them do that giggle. Make them, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to let you get that close.

Say what? I'm not going to let you get that close. But it's not up to you, man, I'm going to get that close, bro. I'm going to grab your quads. I'm going to squeeze like that. That's right. That's right. You're going to giggle or not when he tickle you.

Giggle or not. Giggle or not. You're going to giggle a fucking knot. That's what it is, bro. Listen, shallow waters is out right now. All right. Anita Copax, shallow waters, man. Now, is it called shallow waters?

It's definitely shallow waters. Because... Number one seller, number one seller, number one bestseller on Amazon in audiobook. Her sister Michelle Copax reads it. Salute to Michelle. And yeah, man, I'm just really proud of the reception of this. It's like I'm telling you there is nothing that gives me more of a thrill than putting out books. You know what I mean?

Having books released on my book imprint because these are people's stories that they've been, you know, waiting years to deliver to people, man. And Anita, this is definitely a label of love. So thank you to everybody that's been going out there to buy shallow waters. I'm there. Congrats to success. Second book off Black Privilege Publishment. Go grab that. And make sure you log on to Black Effect.com.

as well and subscribe to all the podcasts that we have on Black Effect. Is it, is it weird that the Black Mermaid is in shallow waters? Is she not as good as swimming? Well, that's not, that's not, that's not a literal title. Oh, okay, okay. I'm just saying. That's not a literal title. But there was some racism.

But it's a great book. People love it, man. I mean, it's a really good fiction novel about Yimiyah. Yimiyah. You know, if you saw a meet on Breakfast Club this week, you heard her talk about Love Jones, when Darius Lovell, mentioned Yamiya and his poem, Are You My Yimiyah?

And, you know, Beyonce mentioned Yimiyah on Black Parade. And it's just a good read. You know, Malcolm Gladwell did three podcasts about The Little Mermaid. Wow. Which I refused to listen to. How many did he do about Yimiyah? None. But that's why I gave him shallow waters yesterday.

And I told him, no, but I put that guilt on him. I said, yo, you did a whole podcast. You did three podcasts by Ariel, bro. Yeah, bro. You should read this book about a black mermaid. And he's supposedly Jamaican, bro. You don't think they got a few mermaids out there? Waguan, Regiment.

Waguan. Mermaids bathe on the rocks in Jamaica. What? I don't know. I was excited to see her, though. It's like, I'll hear about her so much. And I was like, oh, that's the lady with the book? Yeah, Nina Kopeck.

And I was like, hi. I was like, hey, you're the mermaid. She's like, yeah, I'm the mermaid. She just said she was the mermaid? Yeah, she was the mermaid. Yeah. I can see why you don't talk much. I don't know what the hell to say. What else do we say about the thing on here?

That's a good point. Congratulations, maybe. Congratulations, you could say on your book. It was really like, she's like, yeah. You could ask some questions about the book? For what? Listen, can we respectfully, just briefly talk about Governor Cuomo in the hearing? I don't know if I'll be capable of talking about him respectfully.

I would fight him for charity. I'd fight his brother. I have one simple question. I have one simple question. One simple question. How many old people did he kill? No, listen. When you, that's a valid question too.

But when you have Donald Trump who's been accused of, you know, sexual harassment and, you know, whatever else, when you have Joe Biden who's been accused of sexual harassment and whatever else and, you know, neither one of them stepped down. What's the standard? Like, what is Governor Cuomo supposed to do? What's the standard? That's all I want to know. Like, what's the standard? Like, my feeling is like it's innocent to proven guilty. Like, we all know that they're...

But they did an investigation. But they're not proven guilty yet. Investigation just decides whether they're going to try him. No, I thought the investigation was to prove whether the claims were credible. Even if they believe the claims are credible, he still has to go through the justice system, right? He's not charged with anything, though. Well, if he's not charged with anything, then he's good to go. I think they're deciding whether they're going to charge him or not.

But I'm saying, because they're asking him to step down. Like, Joe Biden asked him to step down. Joe Biden said he should resign. And if I remember correctly, I think, you know, there was some people asking Joe Biden to step, about it a race when he was going through his thing. I just want to know what's the, what's the standard? Don't ever. Don't ever.

Because once you step down, you're admitting guilty. Now, that being said, he could be guilty. He is a fucking piece of shit. Like, he's not only a piece of shit for killing all the old people. He's a piece of ship for writing a book about how great a job he was doing with COVID. But don't, you don't step down unless if you believe that you're innocent. I just want to know what's the standard. And when you see Governor Cuomo not stepping down.

how can you blame him when nobody else has? I just want to know what's the standard. The standard is, and I cannot believe I'm actually defending Cuomo here, the standard is if you know in your heart that you didn't do anything wrong, then you fight for your freedom.

Fuck that. You step down, that's who you are forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's, like that motherfucker, Al Franken, you know that guy, Al Franken? I saw him at the comedy. Did he step down? Did he force him out? Say what?

Did he step down? There's a little, a little bit of both. But like, from, I can't look at that motherfucker without seeing him in that way. Yeah. I just couldn't, bro. He was on stage, just doing jokes and everybody in the audience looking at him like, bro, aren't you that fucking creep that took pictures of that girl while she was sleeping?

Aaron Andrews or whatever like that, the reporter chick. So it's just like, nah, be, you fight for your freedom, you fight for your freedom. I just want to know what's the standard. That's all. That's my, it's a simple question. You know, y'all can. Innocence to prove guilty is the standard. Yeah.

Innocence. Is it? I mean, yo, you're right. 100%, but not in this. Who, though? It should be, though. It should be. It should be.

It definitely should be. Can we respectfully? Yes, respectfully. Talk about the baby. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Thoughts. I'll suck some guy's dick in a parking lot.

Okay. That's the best you got. Okay. That's your choice. I'm not mad at that. No. I think now it's just momentum. He's caught an avalanche.

So like cancelization is an avalanche, right? So once one company does it, the other companies have to follow suit or they look like they're supporting it. So everybody's playing chicken. They're like, all right, they're going to really cancel this motherfucker or not? Because none of these companies want to cancel. Really, no way. Nobody wants to do it, right? They're like, now we've got to book another artist.

It's a business decision. But once one does, every other one has to. Like once Lollapalooza does, Governor's Ball has to. Otherwise, Governor's Ball looks like the one that's supporting the guy who said the homophobic stuff. So all these festivals are complete hypocrites, right? They have plenty of artists that are on those stages that are saying homophobic shit. They're saying sons of misogynistic shit,

hateful shit, like tons of horrible things. Violence, celebration of drugs. Yeah, like they know it. Not only celebration, just like they're there so people can do drugs. The festivals are all about it. Yeah, but I mean, that's the, that's the thing, right? It's not like the corporations care about, you know,

what's actually being said. They care about the outrage. They said, period. You know what I mean? When there's outrage to what's said, that's when they react. Exactly. So to all of these artists that, you know, rap about, you know, violence or drugs or whatever else,

if there was actual outrage, you know, to that, then it would be something. That's why I'm against, you know, canceling somebody or making someone resign based on allegation, right? Because what that is, is it allows outrage to dictate, you know, your future instead of justice. It takes away due process. Yeah, like, come on, bro.

We cannot. Now, I understand why these companies, do it because the companies are only loyal to making money. These companies don't care about music. They don't care about artists. They don't care about the fans. Exactly. Like if they were,

they could be selling anything, right? They could be selling fucking transformers for all they care about. Whatever people come out to, they will sell. They'll give a flying fuck. That's right. There's not these like die hard indie music.

No, they really care. Right? Like if they really knew music, they know that they're dealing with like incredibly flawed individuals that have kind of fucked up backgrounds, most like a lot of them. And I'm not just talking about hip-hop.

I'm talking about all music. All music. That's why I don't understand how. Anybody can stand on any moral high ground. They can't. I just don't get it. I think it's the strangest thing in the world, especially when I see like street rappers, right?

Like I see a lot of, like, a lot of street rappers like to criticize Lil Nas X and say that little Nazex is a negative influence to kids. Like you care about it. Listen, this is what I would say to all the street artists, right? You can have an opinion on little Nazis. Regardless of what it is, whether it's about his music, whether it's about his lifestyle, whatever it is.

But please, none of you. all utter, he's a negative influence to kids. You don't have the right. If you've ever rapped about violence against other people, violence against women, misogynistic lyrics, the celebration of drug culture, the use of drugs, you don't have the right to talk about anybody being a negative influence to kids. Let's not be foolish here. You can have a valid opinion, but that can't be what you stand on.

He's a negative influence to kids. No, stop. Can't see yourself then, too. That's what I'm saying. Like, Kyle, come on, stop. Let's not do it. Now, I guess what they might go is like, they might say, uh, I'm not making music for kids. He made a kid's song.

He made one kid's song. I mean, I would disagree with that. He just made a song. The kids happen alike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, we all know from watching fucking TikTok or Instagram, like, you'll see a video of a kid in a fucking, what is it called? Like a car seat, right? Mom or dad driving and a kid is singing along to every gangster rap.

lyric that's there. It's like, of course people are going to have whatever if you want to call a negative influence on kids. By the way, it's not his fault. He made the biggest record of all time. Yeah. If you make a record that has universal global appeal with every demographic, every gender, every sexuality,

that's not your fault. To take my horse song? Yeah. To take my horse song. That's exactly to take my horse song. I mean, it is to take my horse song. You know what I mean? Literally that. It is. He literally took it. horse to the Old Town Road.

That's not his fault. He made a record that slaps. That is universal appeal. So if kids like him, so what? Kids like this gangster shit, too. Bro, yeah, there's nothing wrong with either of it. I'll be honest. That's why as a parental advisory sticker on the fucking music.

Yeah, but you see what the music making you said you do earlier, right? You were saying the music make you do certain things, make you want to stab somebody. Oh, okay. Listen, I'm just telling you, slow now. Slow now, slow now. I think, no, no. Listen, slow down. It would make you want to take a horse to the old town road.

No, I'm just saying, not that song or whatever else. So they're talking about. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. If a father don't want that, he'd say, I don't want my kid to do that. Right. My son, my son don't want the guy that's shooting. He won't let him listen to that song.

Let me tell you something. And I could be totally wrong here. I'm just throwing this out there. I think whatever you are, you're going to be. So if you're, if you're a sexuality, if you're a gay man, you're going to be a gay man, regardless of what you're listening to. Why? You don't usually want to stab nobody.

You're going to be a scrape man, regardless of what you're listening to or what you're watching. I'm talking about what you said. You don't want to just go around stabbing people, but that songs make you want to do that. No. I think sexuality is totally different. I don't know why you keep learning the line. Okay, well, let me answer your question. A feeling is a feeling.

Little Boosie said that little Knaz-X be dancing in front of men, and he knows that these little boys are trying to be straight. Have you ever tried to be straight? No, I ain't tried. Sounded to me like you're trying to be straight. No, how? Because if you're watching something and listening to something, but you think it might, no, no, but you think it might be the potential for you to be gay. I said, again, if somebody listened to your line, what you said about when you want to stab somebody,

if you listen to that song, he is saying, if my son watched this, he might want to sit there and kiss a guy. No. Sexuality is different. Ah, sexuality is a feeling. Fulfurlilin is a feeling. Oh. No. I've never had that feeling.

Have you ever had the feeling? So like I said, a feeling is a feeling. I've never had the feeling. By the way. By the way, when I hear that, I don't know. Oh, not only if I never had the feeling, it could be a man in here right now dancing, and I'm still not going to have a feeling. I understand that.

I understand that. But I don't get that feeling. You get the one of stab people when I listen to that song. You said Beanie Siegel and told me. But when I listen to Bucson, there doesn't make me want to stab somebody from the back in there. Sexuality is not the same. How you know? I know it's not.

You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't get the feeling. I'll say it. Certain things don't make me get a certain feeling. Oh, you watch porn? Yes, I watch porn. You watch a guy and a girl.

Never turned you on? Not one. Okay, then. So, so if you can. That's me. But that's me. Oh, I got him. I got him.

I got him in the corner. Watch me. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. I got him. We are, everybody in this room, everybody in this room watches porn. Okay. So we've all watched the penis go in and out of the vagina.

Have you ever looked at the penis and said, that's what I want? What? All these years are watching porn. Have you ever looked at the penis and said, that's what I want? No, but sometimes I'll watch him be like, I want to see him come. least. Okay. That's cool.

I like to see him finish. I like to see him finish. I would get attracted to. Like what? So feelings, you might see a fat ass. Some people like fake fat ass and I'd be like, I don't want that. That does nothing to me. Some of my boys be over here, oh my gosh, are you seeing it?

I'm like, that does nothing to me. I'm like, that does nothing to me on and what turns you on. That's totally different. What's got to do with what you're talking about? You're not paying attention. No. Right there, like you want to stab somebody slow down. You just gave another good example.

You're not paying attention. You're not paying attention. Because you can look at all of these fake ass. all of these fake asses, but they don't turn you on. Okay, that's not your thing. Okay, like I said, but the father don't know what's gonna turn a young kid on or not. That's why- No.

Like I said, no. Right now, you know that you act like that. So would you let your son listen to D Block? Knowing it make you wanna stab somebody? If he does, yeah, sure. But there's plenty of things that I've never killed nobody. With all the music that I listen to that's talking about murder. I've never killed nobody.

You don't know what the kid going to control you. And by the way, no, not only if I never killed nobody. Yeah. I never wanted to kill him. You just ask you want to stab somebody. How do they're gonna die your stab them? God damn Jurassic Park Lego. All right, listen, at the end of the day,

how about this? How about this? How about that? I don't care. I'm just letting you know. That's probably what the father was saying because of what Charlotte said. If you're trying to be straight, just say that. I don't have a problem. I know what time it is with me. I know what it attract me and what don't attract me. You know what I'm saying?

So that's all that's your matter. Big fat asses, that's just don't attract me. It would attract somebody so much. Yeah. That's a song that you would do. It wouldn't make me want to stab nobody. So my church music I listen to don't make, probably am I going to get the same feeling you I do.

Okay, so you played what? You played defensive end? Yes. So when you was lined up, behind the line, and you saw those guys bent over with those big fat asses. No, they're right in front of me. No, it's right in front of me.

No. Were you ever turned on? So you got the wrong position. Me and the guys face to face. What are you talking about? Okay, so when you're watching football on TV and you see those football players bent over with those big fat asses,

does it ever turn you on? I told you, I'm excited about girls fat asses. Why can't you just say no? This is crazy. But I'm just saying I'm telling you no. I'm not even excited about the girls fat asses of fake ones. So, no, I'm not excited about it. Well, she might be on to something, bro.

I'm trying to hear it, bro. Let me hear what you going out with this. I'm just simply saying if you look at the fat asses on the men, are you turned on or not? And I'm not even turned on about the girls one, so no. Like, why? I think he's trying to say he's so not turned on because he wouldn't even be turned on if the fat asses were on girls.

So you don't like fat asses? I mean, no, he said he doesn't like the fake ones. I don't even like the fake fat asses. Like, I'm just saying. NFL players got real asses. All right, listen, I don't care about guys. I know I'm not going to be excited about it. Why don't you care about guys that?

Because I'm just not attracted to it. That's my point. I'm a person that believes being homosexual is natural. So if you're not attracted to a guy, you're not going to be attracted to a guy. It's not in you. No, there's nothing that's going to make you attracted to a guy if you're not homosexual. You don't just walk through the town and want to stab people to legal. But a song made you want to do it is the only thing I'm saying.

No way. No. He actually got it. Don't know. That argument is actually good. He got a good argument. No, you know why it's not a good argument? Because I'm not serious. Oh, yeah.

He made me want to do certain things that if I wasn't listening to that song. So you might be a sociopath. You might be traumatized. That's why I listen to gospel to keep me where I need to be at. And that's what I'm trying to tell you. And by the way, why I have to go to anger management. Okay. No doubt.

Right? You had to go to anger management. You have to go to Beyond Scage. No doubt. You're in therapy. right now dealing with a lot of your traumas. No, I'm not in therapy for, I'm doing for fucking premarital counseling. They don't fucking nothing else.

To do that, you have to discuss your flaws and her flaws and probably deal with things that have happened in your life that you don't want to deal with. You talked about having to peel the Band-Aid off and put the Niels boring on it to clean the wound. So clearly there's some hurt there. Mostly relationship stuff. All I'm simply saying is, wax, you might be a little off. And you got some hurt and some trauma that you may need to deal with.

That's why the music caused you to be so violent because hurt people hurt people. Yes, because you know. So it's already something in you. But the music keeps you calm too. Like the gospel keeps you. That's right. That's right. And that's what I'm saying.

If other music can make me be calm or make me do something else, that's why people don't want their kids. Okay, well, explain gay pasting. Same exact things. People are like, I'm not going to go to that church. I heard about this pastor. Like certain things you just never want to do. You know why the pastor is gay?

Because he's gay. It's just that simple. It's not like eyes on the sparrow. You know what I mean? What do you think is stronger? Gospel or gay? Huh? Like what's stronger?

What is a more compelling force of nature? Like gospel music or or gay activity? Like if there was just a dick right there, like if we played Amazing Grace, would you not be into it or like what would happen? No. What if the guy was naked singing Amazing Grace? That would be too confusing. It'd be like, yo, why?

You'd be so into him? No, I would not be into him. You would stare at him because you love that song. You would love Amazing Grace, bro. Don't act like you don't love Amazing Grace, bro. Don't fucking sit here and lie to us on this podcast. You love Amazing Grace. Listen, when I hear, when I listen to Amazing Grace,

my eyes are always closed in him. Oh, man. So I'm saying. That's even better. You see, so when he starts listening, so he starts saying I close my eyes. That's even better. That's right.

That's right. You get a little peek at that naked, you think about Jesus. And then you close your eyes and you just say, and every time he says, and every time he says, It's like when you close your eyes, it's like, God, it just give you hand to you something. He is handing you something.

I just, I just, I just, I just, I just think this is a silly conversation. And the only reason I think it's a silly conversation is because like, let people be who they are. And I think who you are is who you are. Like, you're born that way. I really, that's me. I feel like you're born that way. I think with personally.

Yeah. So there's nothing that can make you that. That's why that argument is so silly to me. Yeah. I agree with you there. I think you're born that way. I think often what happens is like, and I'm trying to look at like rap,

at least gangster rap, in the same way I look at like jokes, which is like, I say these horrible jokes and talk about these horrible topics. I don't mean them. Yeah. It's not real.

It's just something that I do for fun because it taps into a feeling that's real. I can tell you the difference though. Well, well, I think with rap, like some gangster shit, I would listen to it as a kid. Yeah. And I think it's real. It tapped into the same feeling like when I would watch like a mafia movie or I watched like Scarface, right?

I'd be like... One big difference though. Well, one big difference is what I get to him one second. I think we're going about to say the same thing. But like, so it's like I want a rapper to be able to rap like that. I want to be able to say those things because I understand they might not be true, but they're tapping into this feeling of I want to be a kingpin. I want to do all this crazy shit. In the same way that the jokes tap into a feeling that's true even if the topic isn't or the joke.

But you were saying a difference is... The big difference is that Quentin Tarantino or, what's the guy named me just named, Al Pacino. It's fake. They're saying it's acting. Rappers are selling it as this is real. This is my life. This is what I do. They're Instagram filters.

They are. If it was all entertainment, if they literally. But it's really an act, though. It's an act. But we don't know that. Nah, it's an act. We don't know that. But you have to know that.

And by the way, now, that's a great point. Back in the day, it might have been an act. They might have been a feud at a real. But what happened was all of these street dudes started getting in the rap because they're like, them dudes is rapping about my life. I'm gonna start rapping. Yeah.

Yeah. And then when the bar, when the bar level lowered, right? And not even when the bar level lowered, you had some guys that are really doing crime that got real talent. They decided to go out there and rap about the shit that they're actually doing. So guess what you see more of now?

Rapp was getting killed. Yeah. Rap was going to jail. Because if we knew, we knew that if they were actually doing 95% of the shit that they actually rap about, They'd have been in jail. And we see a lot of that happening now. And they've been dead, all them drugs they're doing.

But that's the thing. So if you're a rapper, your favorite rapper talks about all the crime that he commits and he talks about all the drugs that he deals and all the alcohol and drugs he takes, no, he's a liar if he's not in prison. Or dead. They would be dead or in prison. Simple as that. But I'm not going to take away their ability to do it because I don't want them take away mine.

I want to be able to say he jokes. Yeah, they are at the end of the day, man. Just like the W.W.E. A lot of people always still say, is that real. You know how many people still think that shit is real? I mean, at some point it is real. Like, some point the rap is real. You fall from like 10 feet off of whatever.

Some of them hits got to be real. You still collided. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But damn, it's just even with the rap, some of it is real. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, my thing is like I just, you know, I do, we all know music, movies, all that

stuff can influence you, right? But I just don't think somebody can influence your sexuality. I think it's kind of like, it's like you can't make me taller. Like, no matter how many. You know how many times I listen to Skelo? and wished and wished and wished and didn't grow a goddamn inch. That's gay, too. Who, Seelow?

Nah. Like, you don't matter how much Lil Nas you listen to, you're not going to turn gay. It doesn't matter how much Keelow you listen to. You're not going to turn tall. I get it. I don't care how much GEO that you listen to. You're not going to turn into a gayster. A lot of people who did that.

They changed. You know, they be around certain people and they change. I know a lot of motherfuckers wasn't. I'm not, I don't like, I don't like having those conversations. I don't like having these conversations when nobody from the LGBTQ community is in the room. By the way, you know, salute to the baby, man, you know, like I always tell y'all, there's no such thing as free speech because there's a price to everything that comes out of your mouth. Can I say why he's dumb?

If you apologize the exact same way that he apologized just now, if he did that immediately, he loses nothing. But he tried to fight it. And the second he started losing all the money, now he made the real fake corporate apology. You just told everybody to stand by their word, right? Say what? You told everybody stand by their work.

That's what you believe. Yeah, I don't believe that. You just not said that about the other thing. No, I believe in, I believe in living your truth. But I don't really think that's his truth, so to say. I reserved the right to change your mind. I reserved the right to say you made a mistake. I reserved the right to apologize if I were wrong with somebody.

Yeah, of course you should. This is what the baby did. This idea that you can't apologize is so stupid. And a lot of times even in comedy you see. People get stuck like that. Your life gets stuck like that. You can't apologize. Your whole life gets stuck until you apologize.

The baby walked into a club, right? And he bumped somebody. He didn't mean to. It was unintentional. The person turned around a mean muggle. And instead of being like, oh, my bad, bro, I ain't mean to bump you. He said, well, what's up now? Show him his gun.

So he escalated the situation. It didn't have to be that way. Yeah. That's all. It didn't have to be that way. So everything you see happening now, you know, that he's just paying the price for his words. But also, too, um, There was one, everything that, you know, he's being held accountable for, you know, is justified.

But he did tweet out to the brands, you know, keep your money. He did. He did tell the brands keep your money if y'all don't want to be in business with him. I think that might be the one that's more, that's really got these brands like, oh, we're going to keep our money then. Yes, we are. But, you know, what I would like to see happen with the baby is I would like to see him get the opportunity to learn. And this become a teachable moment for everybody.

You know what I mean? I guess all. Like, I don't know what y'all want. Y'all want blood? I mean, this is not going to make him more empathetic to the gay struggle. Yeah, when you know you wrong, you just take it. You know what I'm saying? When you know you're wrong, you let your girl beat you up.

Yeah, I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't believe. I personally don't believe he hates gay people. I don't think he was intentional at all. I think, I think the reason why he didn't want to apologize because I don't think he really think that he offended somebody. That's why. I don't think it was more a fuck guy anyway.

I don't think it was that. I think hip hop just got to, we got to update our call and response chance, bro. Like, you know what that. We got to update our call and response chance. Don't single people out. You know what I mean? Just say stuff like, you know, if you love everybody, make some noise, stuff like that, you know what I mean?

I don't slap. I don't slap, but you figure out something that slap. You know why swag surf slap so hard? Because it's, I'm with my friend. Yeah. I got a friend here. I got a friend there. It ain't nothing about diseases.

It ain't nothing about sexuality. It's like, if you're here with your friend And you love the person next to you. Put your arm around them. Like a church. Church's got the best one. Church's got some good ass calls. Oh, man.

Church has got some good ass calls on. Tell somebody something next to you. Oh, man. Touch the person next to you. Yeah. Hold their hand. Like, yo, what? Yo, we got a.

Clap and say Jesus. Oh, this is great. Church got some real all-inclusive, goddamn. And you can't, I hope you get canceled off Jesus. Oh, no, you can cancel Jesus. They've been canceled Jesus. I know. But, I mean, that's why he's Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. How do you think about it? He's the first one to get cancer. They took, and by the way, they take Christ out of everything. You can't even talk about Christ in schools. They tried to replace Christmas with Malcolm X. Yeah?

Yes. I thought it was DMX. No, that's why they call it X-MIS. That's right. These gifts are going to get here by any means necessary. The ghost of DMX. All right. Okay, let's get up out of this one.

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You think? Let's get to asking idiots, man. Oh, salute to Kathy. Oh, well, you know what? What, let me see what we get. Taylor wants us to run through some of these topics. Let's see what we got, Taylor. All right.

Oh, now, this is fucked up. I don't care how you feel about it. What? Sean King has to move because of people finding out where he lives. I don't care how you feel about Sean King, bro. Isn't that what he does the people? Doesn't he post pictures of people and post their face and post their information? He don't post their address?

Well, people figure it afterwards. he says their whole name and shows what they look like. You could do the rest. Yeah, but they're doing that to Sean King because they want something bad to happen to Shon. Why you think he does it to them, B? You're out of your mind and think it's anything different. But you can't identify somebody that commits a crime?

First of all, you don't know if the crime was committed. You don't know if it's a crime yet. The only time I've ever seen Sean King post videos of people and pictures of people is when, like, somebody does something like racist, violent, and then they're like, we need to find this person. And then they post the person and he's like, do you know who this person is or if it's a cop? He's like, what's just cop's name and badge number?

Those are these stuff that's already out there publicly. All I say is this, man, calm is a motherfucker. So whether you like Sean King and not, that man got a wife, he got kids. You don't want that shit, that type of pressure on your wife and kids? Don't do that shit to people. Do you think that he continues to do this to other people after experiencing himself? Yeah, I haven't seen him do this. You have to show me where he posted somebody's address.

Who is Sean King? Martin Luther's son. He took up activism. He's like Martin Luther. He was, what, third, fourth son? Fourth son. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he took up activism. Yeah.

Like his dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People posted his, uh... They posted his house. They posted his house where he lives. And that's even the crazy part, too, right? They was like, he got an $800,000, luxurious house in Jersey.

That's not a luxurious house in Jersey, you know. I didn't know he lived in Jersey. Yeah. I thought he lived in Atlanta. No, he lived in Jersey. That's not... If you spend $800,000 on a house in Atlanta, that's luxury. That's how you know he's white.

You got a monster over there. If you made that in Atlanta. That's super. white of him. What? To live in Jersey. I love Jersey. Jersey's amazing. You're fucking white, bro. And like he said, in Jersey, you're a fucking cracker, yeah. Black ass, cracker. Cracker ass, cracker ass. Cracker ass. Cracker ass blacker. But no, I just think that's fucked up. I don't like shit like that. I don't like exposing people's private shit. I don't like what happens to him. I don't like

it's family. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't like when he does it to people. I don't like when other people do it to people. I think it's respectful. I think it's rude. I don't get him. somebody I didn't like. I don't care who it is. Don't do that to people, yo. I don't like that. Don't show up to my house. You know what I mean?

People on your lawn. You got kids in the house. That's different. Man. Come on, bro. I know. I don't like that shit, man. Oh, wait.

What else we've got? Dangerous. About it. Because we talked about that. Okay, gender to be removed from birth certificates. What do you think about this show? If there's no more gender, if we're removing the idea of gender, right? Is there no more wage gap?

Now, I know gender and sex are different things. I think sex still exists, right? I don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty sure sex is just... No, I don't know. I think that's... I think all of it. Well, sex is the biology.

Gender is the... Oh, yeah, the identity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So I guess the wage gap is based on sex then, not gender. But they call it a gender wage gap, not sex wage gap. So is there no gender wage gap? Is like the feminist movement, does that not exist anymore? Bathrooms.

Women and men babes. Yeah, like once you remove sex or not sex, once you remove gender, right? And we're just these fluid individuals. You can't keep making the same thing that like groups of people are oppressed based on their gender if gender never exists in the first place. So who can have babies? So are you writing these people out of history? Like, are we going to look back at past feminists that were like fighting for women's rights? And then are we going to go, I mean, how bigoted were they?

How sex is for that? So there'd be like, I guess, no first woman, nothing or no first man. Like you wouldn't be the first man on the moon. You know what I mean? Female accomplishments will not be female accomplishments. They'll just be, honestly, so many female accomplishments like the 100 meter dash. We're talking about the first woman on the moon. I don't know.

Play football. All these things go away. Once there's no gender, all these things are gone. I think that's a very great and fair question that I would like to know the answer to. Kind of interesting. Yeah. But I wonder if they'll go, no, sex still exists. So people of this sex are still able to have those accomplishments first.

we're just not going to call it gender. But I'm confused about that too, though, because I thought that they didn't want to be known as a sex either. That's where the pronouns come in, like the days and the whatever else. You know what I mean? I don't know, B. I don't know. I have a lot of empathy, though, for people who feel like they don't identify

what their body is, what their biology is. Like, I'm going to give the most hyperbolic example, but if I came onto the show and I started identifying as a giraffe, like you would go, show, you're just acting crazy right now. No, it's being absurd. Why not? I came on this podcast years ago.

Wrote about it in my book. Told you that in third grade. I thought I was a werewolf. You didn't judge me. I told you a story about how I told everybody I was going to turn into a wolf that day and I sat at the table and I told you that my ears started getting pointing

and hair started coming on my hand. I swear. Did you know that show's coming to me and told me that asked me was that story true? I swear. that that happened to me. I swear. So, I mean, you didn't judge me.

So I'm not going to judge you if you come in here and tell me that. I like content, bro. I'm a type of guy that, you know, if I feel like we're going somewhere and it's fun, you know, I'm not going to cut your legs off. Do I think that actually happened? Absolutely not. You don't know how I feel. I know how I feel about that.

I remember you telling me that story and I remember thinking this guy would go as far as he wants in this way. This guy will go as far as he wants. He believes that. If he can convince himself of that absolute, more shit, over and over and get for all these years. Bro. It really happened, bro.

There's nothing he can't convince himself. He put it in the book. I know he did. I was there, bro. I believe in the supernatural in the real way. I was there, okay? Do it now. But that's what I'm saying.

I don't have that belief in me. Yo, do it now. I don't have that belief in me right now. I don't have the belief for me. You're scared. I don't have the belief in me. You know, do it now. How?

All right, turn into anything. Turn into anything. Do a little trick. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, shit. He turned gay.

You guys. Did y'all see that? That was crazy, bro. Hold on. You don't even know what I am. Hold on. Let me see. Yo, the trees and shit is moved behind you.

What the fuck is going on? You don't even know what I am. Hold on. Let me think. Let me think. Hold on. Give me out. Are you, hear me y'all?

Hold on. I see it. You are. Your hands are together. Your eyes are closed. Your lips are closed. You are sitting there not moving. You are Professor X.

Oh, bitch, I'm a cow. Okay. Move. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.

Nah. Nah. All that setup. All that setup, I thought he was going with fire, bro. Come on. I was actually worried. I was like, man, am I going to take the steam off of this? My guess is some shit?

No, but that doja cat line going to slap on Reddit, okay? Yo, Reddit, don't bail him out. Hey, that was a doggia. Don't bail him out, bro. Don't bail him out of that shit, ready. Isn't that-old-cats-a-cat, Taylor? Bitsch I'm a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow.

Bitch, I'm a cow. You weren't a cow in any way, shape, or form. I was a cow. No, you weren't. In my mind, I was. No, you weren't even in your mind. You have to believe, no. It's 20-21.

Come on. I'm going to tell you something. There we go. No, no, no, I'm going to tell you something. That's so crazy. No. This guy's a wild boy, man. He's a wild boy.

I'm telling you, this is a wild boy, I'm gonna tell you that's something that's so crazy. I closed my eyes and I said, okay, I'm gonna say, bitch,

I'm a cow. As soon as I said that, I saw myself on a billboard right and eat more chicken on it. The chick filet. That's what I was thinking. See?

See? See? See? You fucking see. You start. I was thinking I see shit. I was thinking a chick filet fucking billboard.

I don't know if you fucking with me. You work on my life. I swear about my life. When you said, bitch, I'm a cow. I thought about the Chick-fil-A billboard. I thought of a cow taking the shit. Right. Bitch, I'm a cow.

Bitch, I'm a cow. No, after you said, bitch, I'm a cow. Then I thought of a cowl, then I thought of a cow. But he thought, after you said it too, he didn't fucking think of a billboard and the graffiti. After he said is, though, right, after he said Kyle. No, when I was sitting there thinking because I was projecting my energy to everybody in the room. I didn't say, during.

After you said. Okay. Okay, okay, hold on. Let's try it again. But still, to go from bitch I'm a cow to the fucking Chick-fil-A billboard, I thought was really good. Look at mine. I think another thing.

I'm going to think another thing. Hold on. I'm going to think another thing. Oh, my God. Let's go. I'll probably get this one. Professor X. No, okay, listen, let me tell you what I'm doing.

Yeah. I'm thinking of an actual action. You're thinking of an action. Like fighting or praying? There you go. Okay, okay. Okay. All right.

Let's go. Sucking or not, yeah. I knew it from the verses last night. Well, that was easy, man. No. If y'all don't make a gift out of him doing that dance right there, y'all like shit. No, actually what I was thinking, I'm not going to say it, but it wasn't that. It was that.

Say it. It was that. It was that action. It was you doing it to why. You know, my God. I swear. I swear. I just, I was, I wanted one of y'all to say it.

I was like, because I know I'm projecting this. I'm projecting this teleconetic. So you were thinking of that image, bro? You were imagining a way. You were imagining what I was. I was. And I should have just stayed with it a little while long as this one of y'all would have screamed it out. Because I know it would have happened.

Jesus. Well, was it suck it or not? You was doing it. Yeah, well, it wasn't or not then. Oh, no, y'all was doing it. No, he wasn't. With you? You don't know what's in here.

Yo, ho, you say, or not, is there or not? No, in my mind, it was going down. And the song was playing, do, do, du-d-d-you-law. Y'all was getting it in? Was I, like, was that good, or what? I didn't get that far. What you mean, didn't get that far? How far did you?

Did y'all get so fast? You had just started. Was it toes curling? Nah, you had literally just started. You were just standing there. I hadn't be gone. No, no, you were standing there. You were standing there just fucking loving it.

You were standing there loving it, bro. Amazing Grace. All right, ask an idiot, go. If you can slap an artist, who would it be and why? That's Ben. Caker. I don't want to slap anybody. I sent everybody healing energy.

I slap some people. Who you want to slap? All right, man. Yeah, who do I want to slap? Is there a comedian you want to slap? Yeah Dude Yeah

Who do I want to smell I'm not gonna get that man I think I send everybody Healing Energy I don't want to slap nobody Yeah You over that? I'm so sick of Vi- I really am sick of violence

I think violence is so pointless Mm-hmm Respect Okay Vibin X Vibin X Vibin X Vibin that's got a few questions

Oh this is a good one You used to do this Vibin X for Andrew How do you start your jokes in stand-up? Used to show people how. Yeah, we had the show inside jokes, man. And I don't know, I just come up with an idea. It's usually something is happening that is culturally relevant

and people care a lot about it. And I try to think about why they shouldn't be outraged. Yeah. And then develop a joke around that. That's usually it. But, yeah. Bobinex also wants to know why and when did Wax start his chicken farm. Stop that shit

Why? I did it Because if I thought about the money I always thought outside the box And When? About My son is eight

About nine years ago Yeah We don't have it no more I got the check I got the paintball facility now So come out there Come out of that Real Carlos

Tray Joe I want you to answer your own question After watching this podcast All right You can answer that yourself Take your pick All right. Scroll down.

What's the question? What's the question? I don't feel like that. No. Oh, thank you, Taylor again. Taylor, know her uncle. Aren't you on here just sweating his ass off? Okay.

What the heck the 13? If your exact clone, sleep with your girl, man, is that cheating? That is a great question. Cardi B said on a song one time, If my man had a twin, I would let him run a train. And I think about that. I wonder, like, if your exact clone, it's your clone, sleeps with your girl, is that cheating? That would be like the ultimate test of your ego, wouldn't it be?

Yeah. Jealousy and envy, this is you. Until child support come around. I had a line in a joke back of the days. It's not cheating if it looks just like my girl. That's a tribute. And I think about that. And I was just like, is that I don't know.

But that's a girl that looks like you're. I'm talking about your exact clone. Exactly you. Identical twin? I wouldn't let my identical twin. Clown. You. This is, I took Andrew Schultz and I cloned him.

This is the variant version of Andrew Shult. Take it down. Well, you got to take a shit. He got to dig it down. Dick it down, bro. My exact clone, hell, yeah. Let's trade off. Oh, shit.

Like, you get these days, I'll get these days and she'll be way happier. I think that'd be ideal. You got to do all the talk and I do the fucking. Whatever. Okay. Whatever. You got go grocery shopping. Yeah.

Let's split up all the duties. It'd be great to have another me around the crib. I would love to test my ego. I'll be performing in Texas and Minnesota today. One of y'all got to stay home, though. I get a third. They say the people that become super rich and the people who find a way to be in two places at one time.

Same time. I would, um... Also, they say that about murderers. Murderers? Yeah. What do you mean? The ones that don't go to jail. Yeah, nice.

They find a way to do. They got an alibi. Well, yeah, they were at the same time. Two shoe sizes lower. I would love to test my ego. And make sure they step in the blood. Ooh. That's interesting.

Did you just watch a documentary about OJ? That's what happened? Isn't that basically what happened? Something like that? Oh, the glove don't fit. And then it wasn't the footprints or something. He had gout and his hands got thicker. I would love to test my ego with this, yo.

Yeah. Like, I just want to know if you could just sit back and watch your exact clone, sleep with your girl. But they got to have the same ability as you. that everything's got to be you. Like she can't favor your clone over you. It's got to be, it's literally you. Like you're having conversations with you. Yeah.

Everything about them is the same. The clone got to get up her nerves too. She can't like your clone either just as much as she doesn't like that. Exactly. She got to hate the clone. Yeah. You get annoyed by everything clone does. Yes.

You leave a plate by the thing and she's yelling at the clone. He can't be Stefan and you Urkel. Yeah. Nah, nah. Okay, question. Okay, go. I'm about to piss myself. Would you jack your clone off?

Why? No, this is actually a great question. Because it's your dick. It's your dick. It's you. And he's jerking you off at the same time. You masturbate? No, you can't just jerk him off.

But if he jerks off you and you jerk off him at the same time, then it's just jerking off. They've got to cancel each other out. Just jerking off. Why don't he masturbates in the mirror? What would be the difference? No, I said I stopped jerking off because I did it in a mirror one time and see how stupid I looked. So what's the difference? Would you jack yourself off?

I don't do it anymore. You got an exact clone? I don't do it anymore. He should have came before I did it. You don't jack off? Not no more. I look stupid. Oh, okay.

So when you did jack off of you? Me, he's too late now. Can't ask me. This guy is something crazy. It's trying to be straight. Why is that? He's trying to be scraped by any media. He's holding on to that shit.

This guy. He is holding on to that shit. Woo-wee. All right, guys. I think we did it. Everybody satisfied? Damn right. We satisfied.

I think we good, Taylor. Let's end on a high note, and I think we did that. Well, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.

But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.