The Brilliant Idiots - Port Of Miami

Episode Date: February 4, 2021

This week Andrew talks about moving to Miami, and why people are leaving New York, Lil Uzi's new head diamond piece, The greatness of Tom Brady, Charlamagne's thoughts on the Lifetime Wendy Williams movie, the alleged Trey Songs "leaked" video, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalamina God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots back for another week of the Brilliant Idiots podcast. You know, we're remote. I'm remote at home. Andrew's remote in Miami.

Because Andrews sold out. You sold out, bro. You sold out. You sold out. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about. Let's talk about.

This is one. This is what I'm realizing about Andrew. Facts! We talk about speaking things into existence. Hold on, hold on, right? Hold on. Sorry. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. All right.

Keep going. Keep going. See. See. Listen. Hey, we talk about speaking things into existence. Oh, one moment. One moment.

Hey, Charlotte, one moment. I just started to take my ginger shot. Yes. Yes. Yes. I got to take my ginger shot. shot my jean. Listen, I'm only using two examples, right?

First example, Netflix is dead, right? It's over for Netflix, okay? Boom, show saves America on Netflix. Not mad at it. Second one, New York is alive. New York can't go in nowhere. New York is thriving. All you people leaving New York is pussy, okay?

Now, Shost is looking full Miami Vice. You even went and got you a goddamn machete? Hey, you have to protect yourself out here. It's different down here. The life is different out here in Miami. You have to protect yourself. You don't know who could be coming around the corner. I live in a house.

You're trying to blend there with the Haitians? Say what? You're trying to blend in with the Haitians? Oh, I know Alex. I know Alex down there saying he's Haitian now. Alex's got a whole new haircut. He got a little dreadlock coming out of his head. Alex today this morning when he met me, he says,

sapuase. I don't know what that is. He says, Sapeuase. Tell me why you left to Miami. Why did you go to what was the, what was the science behind? Man,

New York is dead, bro. Listen, James. James Alton just tried to tell you. Man, fuck James, bro. That shit was alive back then. Then that shit died, right? It's different now.

Listen, you don't think there's no hope for a return for New York? No, New York is great. New York is alive. I still got my studio out there. There's no question. I still got my home out there. And it's going to be rough, man.

I'm going to tell you why it's going to be rough for New York. It's going to be rough simply. Sorry to interrupt. I'll just say why we came down. I got a standoff special to do, bro. I'm not mad at you. So I got to get back at you for being in the goddamn sun. Say what?

Do you think I'm going to be mad at you for being in the sun? No, I don't care if anybody's mad, bro. I woke up this morning. 80 plus degree weather. Bro, I woke up this morning. I fed some ducks, you know, in the river by my house or a canal. I don't know what the fuck it is. I saw a manatee.

You know what I mean? I literally, I took my dog into the pool. you know, there's a lot of beautiful things happening over here, man. I chopped down some things. You asked a very valid question on Instagram this morning, though. What's that? How do you get any work done in Miami? I've been wondering at my whole life.

Oh, no, you can't. It's over. It's over for me. My career is, it's done. I already know. It's done. Listen, serious question. There's no comedy scene in Miami like that, right?

No, the clubs are all open in Florida. So in all seriousness, why do we come down here is because, I figured for the next three months, we build out a studio out here. The fucking studio is incredible. I mean, you can see it on the flagrant episode that we dropped when this comes out.

It will be yesterday. But, and I figured, yo, let's go down, let's be in the sun. Everything in New York is closed. When it was warmer weather,

I didn't mind it because we could eat outside, right? But now it's too cold to the outside. And they won't legally allow you inside. So New York will never die. New York is the people that make the city. But the politicians are trying their best

to fucking. brush it. They're trying their best to kill it. And this is on Cuomo. This is on De Blasio. This is on all these fucking retards. And it's a real shame. So I was like, fuck it. We're going to go down to Miami for three months. We'll cook up a fun little comedy scene out here. We'll spend some time in the sun. We're fortunate enough that we're in a financial situation where we can literally just recreate a studio in Miami and fly the whole team down. And some of us drove, et cetera. So we are very lucky. Don't get me wrong. We are incredibly lucky to be in this situation. Not everybody can be in this situation, but I promise you if they could be,

they would. And I wouldn't fault anybody for that. And that's the point, right? That's why I want to get in the positively brilliant what a fucking idiot. You're absolutely right about the politicians and you have to put them in the what a fucking idiot category because they don't live like the people. And when you're Governor Cuomo or when you're fucking De Blasio or whoever, you got a fucking backyard. You know what I'm saying? You can go fucking get some fresh air, all right? If you You live in New York City and you raise a good point. If you live in New York City and right now it's cold, you're in like a two-bedroom apartment, it's like four y'all in there.

Where are you going? You fucking drive yourself crazy. You wonder why so many people are leaving the city. They're leaving the city because they're trying to keep their mental and emotional health intact. 100%. Let's say you work from home, right? You work from home or you go to school from home. So you're in your house for that all day.

imagine you have kids you also got to take care of. They're in the house all day. They can't get their energy out. They're going crazy. You try to go out. You can't go out for a meal. You can't do anything. There's literally nothing.

We're back to quarantine. In New York right now, it's the same as quarantine. I know they're saying they're open up restaurants in February, but they've always said they're going to open up shit. Then they shut shit back down. I understand what they're saying is that we want to protect people. We want to save people, et cetera. I get that, but you are fucking killing people.

You're killing businesses. It's criminal what they're doing to businesses. It's absolutely disgusting. And it's just a fucking shame, man. I mean, it's an absolute shame. So we came down to the free state of Florida to put these antibodies to work. We already had corona, baby. We're out here.

You know what I'm saying? Florida don't give a fuck. Let me tell you something. When you walk into a place with a mask on here, they look at you. Like, what's wrong with him? They're like, does he have it? I think he got it. Like, if you're wearing a mask, something's up with it.

you. It feels like what? It's how we used to look at Asian people before Corona. 100%. Remember before Corona when an Asian person was wearing a mask? We were like, yo, what was going on with you over there? Like, you got some shit? Or like, is there something I don't know about? Lo and behold, yes. But now when they, I swear to God, I walked into a bar when I was driving down. I was in St. Augustine, Florida. It's the north of Florida. It's oldest city of North America. I'm in there. I walk into this bar. There's live music happening in the bar. There's live music happening in the bar. are, right? Nobody has a mask. There's literally, they are paying a man to shout without a mask at strangers who also don't have masks. Everybody's loving that. I'm wearing a mask from that one. Even when all of this is like, like, well, we're past the worst of this. I'm doing like, I'm doing like the Asians. Asians are positively brilliant wearing the mask. Because if you think about all the disgusting shit, bro, being at an airport with all of those people is disgusting.

Like breathing all of that different air That everybody's letting out Is disgusting I'm wearing a mask from now on When I'm in crowded places Once you get them antibodies bro You don't give a fuck I'm out here snorting up sneezes

Like it's nothing dude It only last three months Say what? The only last three months Antibodies only last three months Not mine I got the longer antibodies All right I got the whole year

I paid for the whole year I didn't pay for three months I got the whole year Hey they got them Hey they got them new color ways of COVID now, bro. They got the cut. They got different color ways now. I'm down here in Florida, bro. They got all the strains, the UK strain, the Asian strain, no California strain, all the strains, it don't matter. We out here. No, it's coming. No, it's out here. It's out there.

Listen, I'm not, listen, I'm not mad. I don't know what the, the maker any of this anymore. All of it seems so hypocritical. The fact that the Super Bowl is this Sunday and they got, what, 30% 40% capacity. The fact people can have party certain places, but they can't others. I don't know what the fuck is going on. The only thing I can tell people is live your goddamn life, I guess. Tell me how some of the people, some of the NBA teams allow fans and some don't. What in the fuck is the point of that? If you're worried about getting the players infected, why the fuck are you allowing court-side seats?

Everybody's make a big deal about court-sized Karen. Cursing out LeBron, nobody's talking about why some bitch and her husband were court-side at a basketball game when 90% of the teams in the league don't let anybody in the stands. It makes no sense. Well, listen, that might be the only way to stop LeBron, some good old-fashioned germ warfare. You know what I mean?

Like some good old-fashioned, some good old-fashioned biological warfare, baby. Let court side Karen sit there, take the goddamn mask off, yelling screaming him, let that saliva hit him. He got to miss a couple weeks. Bro, that's genius. Karen was in there with a full face of makeup,

Agent Orange, trying to take her ass out. that is genius bro. Hey, I'm gonna tell you something. She's a fucking idiot though because she should have been arrested. And I'm gonna tell you why she should have been arrested. I'm just, I'm all about double standards, right?

Yeah. If LeBron James, the six foot eight black man said to that little white woman, I'm gonna fuck you up. Yeah. What would happen to him? Um,

I think nothing would ever happen to LeBron James no matter what he said. Not LeBron. I'm just talking about the prototype of that man. Oh, another six foot eight black man. If a six foot eight black man. I'm going to fuck you up.

Said I'm going to fuck you up to a clearly innocent, beautiful young white lady. Right? She was 25, by the way. She looks 46. Yes. She is. When they told me she was 25, I was like, plus what?

Huh? I couldn't believe it. When I found out you, I couldn't believe it, dude. Aging horribly. aging like an avocado. Not good. Not good at all. But if a 6'4-8 black guy said anything to most people, that is a crime.

That is a crime. Even if a 6-foot-8 black guy said to her, hey, do you need any help with your bag? That gets translated by the time she hears it is, give me your bag. You're trying to rob me. Yes, exactly. At 6'8, if you're black, you need to be an ass. athlete or else you're a threat. Everybody else will see you as a threat at six.

That's my point. So imagine that. We got to think about this. Double stand is a real. If he would have said that to her, he would have been arrested. He'd have been perceived as a threat. She should be perceived the same fucking way.

I mean, I think I'll be honest with you. I mean, I can't speak for you as a black man, but I assume as a black man, you are absolutely terrified of white women. Oh, 100%. I mean, is there anything you were more afraid of than a white woman?

It depends, right? Because it's a lot of historical context that goes with that. Because, you know, back in the 1800s, so many black men would get killed and lynched for being accused by white women for things that they didn't do. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is a thing. This isn't like people always talk about Emmett Till, but it was a million Emmett Till. Even when you talk about Black Wall Street, Black Wall Street got burned down because the little white woman said she got.

got raped at Black Wall Street and they came and burnt the whole city down. Like they always used as an excuse to act on whatever fucking murderous, you know, plot they already wanted to do anything. Yo, can we say something though? White men be defending their women, bro. Not in this case. No, white men defend their women. Chris ain't do.

No, white women be sending their goddamn white women, white women, you, hey, white women, white women, white women, you say what? What you said? What you said? What you said? We need to protect black women? The way white men used to protect white women even if they was lying. That's the level of protection.

That's the level of protection needs to be applied to black women, bro. Bro, white men use white women like Nido Brown used that little kid in New Jack City. I mean, you ain't heard shit about that woman's husband. That woman was sitting there courtside with her husband. Oh, bro. Hey, Bertha, go on out there and say you got rape. by that black guy. We need to hang somebody.

So that's what white men were using black women as or white women as as bait? That's all, bro. That's all, bro. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's all it is. White women are some good ass bait, bro.

That's like bread for ducks. You hang a white woman out there? Oh, that was a bait and switch because Chris started it. Right? Chris who? LeBron starts, Chris is the husband's name. Chris starts. started it.

LeBron and Chris go back and forth. And then boom, bait and switch. Here comes the white woman. Got you again. Got you again, LeBron. The funniest shit was what the announcers said. When the announcers were like, the announcers were like, um, she reminds me of that white woman on that meme that's pointing it to cat.

Right? I never saw that meme. Yes, you did. Come on. Knock it off. Everybody's seen that meme. Yo, why you so angry at me that I didn't see a meme, bro? Everybody seen that meme.

The white woman pointing it. get the chat. That's a lot of, yo, you're coming at me very aggressive right now and I feel threatened. You feel like you're 6-8 right now.

That's what I'm trying to say. You're talking to me in a way that you are 6-8, bro, and I need you to calm down before I have to call somebody. Listen, you've seen the meme

where a white woman says one thing and then the cat says another. So it's like the white woman is, you've never seen that shit? Nah, bro. Dude, yo, yo, yo, I like women. Alex, show him, Alex.

I just did. He knows what he's talking about. No, no, I got a fiancee, bro. I got responsibilities. I can't be on Reddit all day like you looking at memes. Andrew Andrews, like Andrew's like, I don't look at no other pussy. I don't know what I mean? I don't even pay it no attention.

Yo, Charlotte, you got to come down, bro. We got to get you down here. One month. One month, bro. I can't do a month. I got kids, bro. I got three kids. We're in school.

I just moved four families down here. It's easy. You move forth family? Yeah, bro. Every one of my guys either married or got a serious girlfriend. We just moved everybody down on a whim. On a whim, bro. Alex came to?

Alex is right here, by Josh. I'm back and forth, man. Alex built a whole studio that he decided to not tell me about the whole time he was building it. And then he comes at me, he goes. And then he comes and he tells me that he's going to build a studio right after I say we're going to Miami. This is what happened when you keep secrets, right? Alex was a sneaky studio builder? I didn't know that was the case, Alex.

No, I was just tried to surprise and make an announcement and then this motherfucker had one cold dinner and wants to go to Miami. Yo, yo, yo, why you need to surprise me, though? Because why you need to surprise me? You inspired it. Hey, surprise, motherfucker. Surprise, motherfucker. Hey, that's what a person says when they get caught.

All right? When a person gets caught. Hey. I was going to tell you, surprise. This is for you. I was keeping this as a surprise. Well, were you giving it to me? Were you giving the studio to me?

No, it's for me. But I just wanted to surprise you with my shit. So hold on. Who all came down? Alex Akosh, who else? Alex Akosh, Mark. And we got Miles, who's also part of my boy, Dove. You met Dove.

So we got the whole squad down here All their girlfriends or wives Everybody down here bro I think it's um I think it's positively brilliant The way they believe in you I really do Amen

I really do I haven't let them astray yet That takes a lot bro It takes a lot for you to bring the whole United Nations down to Miami Because they They love you bro I'm serious

And it's a very diverse group Alex's Puerto Rican And black Akasha's Indian. Oh yeah, Alex leaning all the way into his Puerto Ricanism. I know, because of that black-owned studio shit, I know. I've never heard of this. That shit was Black-on for one week and he got down here.

You started seeing these Dominican asses bouncing around all over the place. He's black history. Right. He said, he literally said, I'm Afro-Latino. That's what he said. Well, listen, what's wrong with it being minority-owned, Alex? No, nothing wrong. It is minority-owned.

But it's also Black-owned. It's also Black-owned. Yo, son. You want to know the real thing, bro? It's white-owned, bro. Yo, get out of here. It's white-owned, bro. It's white-owned, bro.

The building is. The business isn't. Nah, the building's owned by Asian men. What? Oh. Yeah. Wow. That sounds about right.

That sounds about right. That's why Andrew Yang is about to be the next mayor in New York City, baby. All jokes aside, Andrew Yang is the best thing for New York I might think, Alex. I mean, Andrew, you don't think so? Yeah, I mean, look, I don't know too much about him, but every time I've heard him speak, I thought he was authentic and genuine. And I think he's cozyed up to the establishment a little bit, which I'm not the biggest fan of. But I think that, but yeah, I think he's a smart guy. And I think he's thoughtful. I do think he will try to do the best that he can with New York if he wins. He's any, anybody's better than de Blasio, that fucking chimp niffled retard. Okay. They got to go. Candidates, though. You got Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams. I think he's a good, good candidate. Isaac Wright, Jr. I'm rooting for him because he's from Monk's Corner. I don't know anything about his policies and nothing else. You know what I mean? I just know he's from Monk's Corner. And then Andrew Yang. Andrew Yang has the vision, I believe, to make New York what it should be at this point. Andrew Yang got to check in with me. Bro. You got to check in with me, bro. You know what I'm saying? You're not even there no more. Why do you? I don't know. People always moved from New York and didn't say they got to check in. Hey, bro.

Hey, bro, you got to check in with me if you comes to my city that I left. Okay? Yo, yo, yo. Don't come to my city that I left, all right? And not check in with me first. Andrew Yang still needs to shoot me a DM. I'm not having it. I'm not having it, Andrew Yang.

No, he would reach out. Say what? He got to reach out very soon. I think he would reach out. TikTok. TikTok, Andrew Yang. If he wants the Shultzzi endorsement, and everything that comes with it, you know,

then he's going to have to reach out. We're going to have to get him on Flagrin 2. He's going to have to, we're going to have to get to the bottom of all this. All right? I think, I think he actually would be a good Flagrant 2 guests. I'm going to tell Andrew Yang to do flagrant 2. No, we're going to need to talk about that. We're going to need to talk all about that.

I'm a highlight Yang. That would be a good look for Yang. Because, I mean, he's in New York. He's quarantining right now because he caught the COVID. Oh, he caught it? Yeah, he got it now. Yo, you know who also left New York City during the pandemic? Who?

Speak on it. Who, I don't know. Tell me. Andrew Yang. Well, yeah, he had a house what upstate, right? I don't know. I'm not exactly sure, but he didn't. But listen, I'm not, my point is I'm not even mad at that.

I just hate when, like, the, I don't even want to call Andrew Yang an elite. I just hate when these politicians who are so out of touch with the way regular people are living are in charge of all of these everyday decisions. even with the fucking stimulus checks. It's like, yo, Nancy Pelosi invested a half a million dollars in the like Tesla. Like they said between a half a million and a million dollars in the Tesla because she knew that Joe Biden was coming with his new energy plans and something like that. So they're questioning her ethics. But my whole point is, yo, people are out here starving.

Bro. Y'all, y'all playing fucking big dick penis contest with people's lives. Just fucking come to a solution and pay people to fucking their money. You know, we're back to the establishment. They don't really care. They'll try to squeeze you until we revolt. And then when we revolt, they take the foot off of the gas a little bit and you get a little tiny little taste. That is the game.

That's how it works. And look, things maybe are a little bit more calm in this situation. You've got to go out and get yours a little bit more. But we're back to the lies. I mean, we're back and, you know, you saw what happened recently. They're like, oh, the Taliban is really popping up in Afghanistan. It looks like we're going to have to stay there a little longer. Of course, three weeks.

What do you mean back to, though? We never left them. I don't know. I haven't been keeping tabs on the Taliban, but apparently they get shit popping. No, I'm talking about the lies. We've never left the lies. That's all our government does is lie to us, whether it's Republican and Democrat. That's literally all they do.

That's all they do is lie to the American people. I'm at the point where I'm not even sure a rich person can be in a political position of power. Yeah, but do you want a broke person to do it? I don't want a broke person to do it. Not broke, but I want somebody who's really committed their life to public service in a real way. I don't think politicians, I don't think all politicians are public service. What about Bernard? I think you have to have Bernie's definitely a public servant.

Even though he gets his money, Bernie's still definitely a public servant. And the reason I say Bernie's a public servant because his message hasn't changed. Facts. Facts. His message hasn't changed. All he is, his message hasn't changed. His message has always been a message for the people. He wants free health care for people, free college.

he believes in universal basic income. That's giving. You know what I mean? That's giving. That's making sure people got the basics. That's why I like Andrew Yang. Same reason. Andrew Yang believes in the basics.

If you can't believe in the basics, meaning that a person should have proper room and board, be able to go to the doctor when they want to, get a good education, and put a little extra money in their pocket. What else do we fucking want? It's really not that much, bro. It's really not that much.

So I'm on board with Andrew Yang. I don't know any of the motherfuckers are going for besides him. But if he checks in with me, he has my support. But you got to check in with the kid. You can't be mayor of New York from now on without checking in. Everybody knows that, bro.

De Blasio was the last mayor who didn't check in and what happened? Shit the bed. There's shit on that bed. Right? It's wiped all over that bed. There's shit on that fucking bed because he didn't check in.

You check in with a kid and it could change your life. He'll have to FaceTime me or something because your boy. in Miami, but in all seriousness, you got to check in. That's what it is, bro. Listen, also positively brilliant. Gotta give it up for the fucking goat.

Who? Top, top three greatest white men of all time easily. Talk to me. Tom, Tom fucking Brady. What do you do? Okay. What the fuck you mean what he do? Oh, going back to the suit.

He's in your new, he's in your new home. going back to the goddamn Super Bowl. That's what Tom fucking Brady did. Can I tell you one reason why I respect Tom Brady? Tell me why you respect Tom Brady. As soon as I got to Miami, Tom checked in. Shut the fuck. Thomas Edward.

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. checks in with no. Thomas Edward Patrick Brady called me up. He's like, hey, listen, I heard you just moved down to Miami. I just wanted to check in out of respect. I just wanted to check in. Out of respect, right? Right? I literally, he called in out of respect.

I thought that was beautiful that he was doing that. That's considerate. That's kind. Now I will root for you in the Super Bowl. Simple as that. Do you ever stop and say to yourself? Like, honestly, like really stop and think to yourself.

Man, I live through the Tom Brady air. Bro. Like, you know, nobody's going to believe this shit in 20 years? It's, it's unbelievable. Nobody's going to believe this shit in 30 years. It's unbelievable. And, you know, it's such a shame. that we gave Belichick so much credit.

I think Belichick will go down in history as the most overrated coach in history. You can see all these... No, stop. Come on. Now you stop. Stop, stop. You could see all these players starting to say, I think Danny Amandullo just said the other day, he's like, the Patriot Way was the Tom Brady way, and the Patriot Way went out the window when Tom Brady left.

The fact that Tom Brady is 43 years old, right, not even close to the prime of his career, and he is in the Super Bowl with a conundi. completely different team is absolutely unprecedented, unbelievable what is happening right now. If he wins it, forget it. If he wins it, it crushes Belichick. I don't think Belichick ever wins another Super Bowl again. I'd be surprised if he makes the playoffs again. I think that we looked at Belichick in a way that we were so baffled by what Tom had accomplished because he is so unathletic looking. So we couldn't fathom that this person who was so slow could actually do

an athletic feat that all of the humans that have come before him could never do. So we're like, it's got to be the shoes, but it's got to be the coach. We're looking for and it's got to be reason for why he could accomplish all this shit. And he just took that away. We were giving Belichick all the credit.

It wasn't about Belichick. It was fucking Tom this whole time, man. This is a great conversation. I tell you why I think Bill Belichick and his coaching staff over the years have been incredible. But I think one thing all coaches have to realize, all coaches.

I don't give a fuck how good a coach you are. If you don't have the talent and the personnel, it doesn't matter. Yep. It doesn't matter. You can't coach players up. I don't think so. I don't think you can coach players up. I think if you have the talent and you have the personnel, your coaching schemes can make decent, average players better and great players legendary.

Yeah. We've seen that over and over in Bill Belichick's scheme. But a great player like Tom can go play for a coach that's decent and have the right. talent around him and still succeed. That's why I think that, but I don't think, I can't sit in and act like Bill Belichick is garbage. No, no, no, no. Garbage juice.

Nah, no, no. Garbage juice. Nah, no, no. He is a losing record without Tom Brady in his career, in his career. Losing record without Tom Brady. He had one season with the Patriots where Tom was injured and I think they did well. I think they had Matt Castle and they won 10 games. Matt Cassel.

Matt Castle, yeah. I think they won 10 games, but I don't even think they made the playoffs. So they made the playoffs I don't think they did I think they had a good record But I don't think they made the play But I know Because Matt ended up

I think Matt went in time With the Chiefs Didn't get a big contract With the Chiefs after that? Not sure where exactly he went But I'm pretty sure I don't think they made the playoffs

Without him He comes in He changes the fucking game He changes the mood He changes absolutely everything Belichick has You know A past MVP

It's not like Cam Newton Was a bum Like yes he's obviously different than what he used to be, but this is not like a trash quarterback. This is a guy who was at one point the MVP of the league, and they can't even go to the playoffs? Come on, bro.

This guy don't have it. They won four games. I mean, but they were terrible. That's one of the reasons that Brady even left to begin with because he was like, yo, they're not putting no personnel around me. I guess it is what it is. But the thing is that we had no problem removing all the credit. maybe not you and me, but some people had no problem removing all the credit from Tom calling Tom a system quarterback.

Well, you know what? I think Belichick is a system coach. And that system requires Tom fucking Brady. And when you don't have Tom fucking Brady, you don't have a system that works for Belichick. So I'm sorry. Tom Brady, Tom Brady is a goat. Like Tom Brady, and I put this on Instagram and I just pose the question. I don't know what the answer to it is.

I think that with the degree of difficulty of football, Tom Brady's age, he's 40, what, 42, 43 years old, going to his 10th Super Bowl. Bro, he's got to be considered the greatest athlete of all time. I don't even think it's questionable, dude. I don't see how you can question it. And I know people like to say things like LeBron can jump into it. I'm not, I'm talking about, yo, he's 43. Let fucking Aaron Donald hit you at 43.

Let Aaron Donald tackle the average 43 year old. And let's see if they just get up for a number. done for another down. I slipped yesterday and I hit my shin and I don't think I'm going to walk the same for the rest of my life. That's what it feels like. See what I'm saying? I'm 37 years old. If I bang things the wrong way, literally if I sit in a car in a position for too long, I'm going to be like, oh, this is weeks of recovery. I'm never going to physically recover from this drive that took three hours. The fact that he's getting hit by Sam, what, Aaron Donald's, not Sam Donald, you could take that hit, but Aaron Donald. I work out every day. I'm talking about. I'm talking about. I'm

times I walk up some steps. You're like, yeah, ain't, yeah. And just be like, God damn. How many more steps to go? You start getting up sitting at your wife. You're like, babe, you make these steps higher? What do we? That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. He's 43 years old. Yeah. He's going to his 10 Super Bowl. Yo, you know how it, yo, show, 10 Super Bowls? It's unbelievable. 10.

People compare, and listen, and no disrespect to LeBron, salute to LeBron. What LeBron has accomplished is great. Going to 10 NBA finals is a, a feat going to 10 Super Bowls is virtually unrealistic. It's harder. We've never seen that. LeBron is putting himself in Tom Brady's category, right?

Like, LeBron has been posting shit saying like, you know, me and Tom Brady are doing things. It doesn't matter. We're going to be in this game as long as our bodies hold up, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's speaking about himself with Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't speak about himself with LeBron. LeBron is leaching off of Tom's goateness. Tom knows where he is and he's not going, yeah, me and LeBron are the same. He's like, are you out of your fucking mind?

That's disrespectful to say that me and LeBron are the same. The guy got half as many rings as me. It would be an insult. It would be an insult if somebody said, oh yeah, Tom Brady is the LeBron of football. That's insulting. I don't even think it's about the ring count. I just think, like, yo, the degree of football. And the degree of NFL, American football, it's just harder.

Like, it doesn't happen. Like, the last, that's why I don't even know if, I don't even, and listen, I don't know who's going to win the Super Bowl. I know it's going to be tough for the Chiefs to win. Yeah. And the only reason it's going to be tough for the Chiefs to win because NFL teams don't repeat like that. The last team that repeated back to back was the goddamn New England Patriots led by

the motherfucking goat. You know what I mean? Like, it's just different. He went to 10 Super Bowls, Nine with one team, one with a new team. The degree of difficulty is just different, bro. I can't explain it. Like, I'd much rather go out there and get posted up by fucking, you know,

Joe L&B than fucking get hit by Aaron Donald, bro. That's all I can tell you. Without a doubt. I mean, when you even think about the salary cap limitations in football, right, compared to basketball, it just puts a whole new level of respect on what Tom Brady is accomplished. because think about it. In football, you are constantly managing that salary cap, right?

And every player that you develop on your team that gets good enough, you cannot afford. You cannot physically afford it. I wonder, is the salary cap for basketball more than the salary cap for football? I'm pretty sure it is. Does anybody know that? It should be. I'm almost positive it is.

It got to be, right? How else do you afford three max players on a team? Think about that. In football, you have 53 players to pay. In basketball, you have 13. Any of those 53 players could end up being superstars and you've got to let them fucking go. It's amazing what they were able to do, what he was able to do and the sacrifices that he made. He was the best player in football and he was taking pay cuts to keep the team together.

You're not going to find that. Let's see if Patrick Mahones, who just signed that huge deal, let's see if he wants to play for pennies on the just to win a Super Bowl. Let's see how bad he wants to win. Yeah, I would actually say that this has probably been Bill Belichick's worst football decision letting Brady go. Bro, he tried to let Brady go before for Jimmy Garapolo. Do you remember that?

He tried to trade Brady to San Francisco, I'm pretty sure, and then he was going to have Jimmy Garoppolo be the head, be the fucking QB1 for the best. Patriots. It's mind-boggling. And then Brady had to go to Bob Kraft to talk some fucking sense into Belichick. And that's what Sauer-Dare relationship. But it's unbelievable. This Belichick is an idiot. Completely overrated. Stop, man. He's an idiot. He's completely overrated. He's the most overrated coach in the history of sports. In the history of sports. You know what this means? What's that?

This means that the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl next year. Whenever Andrew goes this hard, we saw it with Netflix, we saw it with New York City, and New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl next year. Charlie, man. If you want to catch fish, what do you got to do? Stir up the water, baby. Let's go, baby.

Let's fucking go. All right? Listen. Yo, can I say something else while we're talking about that? Of course. All right? People that got $100 million. in the bank ain't shit.

They suck and they're really bad. And that's whack to have. So fuck all of y'all. You would never want to have that kind of money. Who would want that? Who would want that type of responsibility to have $100 million? Gosh!

In the bank, baby! You're getting that, though. That's a given. That's a given. I saw Russell Peters house yesterday. I literally saw I saw Lunele at Russell Peters house yesterday. And I said, I said that's going to be show. See, let's go.

I said that to myself yesterday. I did. I said that to myself yesterday because he got an amazing house. And it's just all off touring stand up. Were you in LA? No, no, no, no, no. Come on, man, I got Instagram. What do you mean?

You said it like you were in a L.A. Super spreader event. No, I was supposed to be in L.A. next week, but I'm like, man, that's the difficult part, right? Like, I'm the guy that would fly to L.A. and fly right back if I had something to do. You do the same day. Same day.

Now they're like, hey, you got to fly in Monday, test for COVID. We don't tape till Wednesday. I'm like, nope. Hey, bro. Zoom, zoom, zoom in a boom, boom, boom. Hey, bro. You know where they don't do that? Florida.

The free state of Florida, bro. Come be free, bro. This is America. It's about freedom, dog. Come be free, man. You come down here for a month. I'm driving on the I-95 and I look up. I'm driving on I-95 in Miami and I look up and I see a giant billboard on I-95 in Miami.

And you know who's on that billboard? Who? DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlemagne the God. And Charlotte McGay. No, we are in Miami. We on 1025 to beat Miami. I'm just saying you're already here. You come.

You spend a month. We hang out. We do some pods. You bring the family down. I mean, what is there to lose? I love Miami. I love Miami. That's one of my favorite places to broadcast from.

I love the IHawf facilities there. My dual logic is down there. DJ 33 and 303. He's the program director at 1035 to B. And I love the restaurant finger licking. Finger licking, man. Slupt to my guy, E-Class. Have you been to the licking?

You got to go to the licking, bro. Nah, bro. I'm going to go. I'm a pull up to the finger licking, bro. Go to the one in the hood. Go to the one in Little Haiti. That's the original spot. I'm not going to Little Haiti or Big Haiti.

I'm staying on. Saq Paset, you know? Saq Paset, sent Alexin. Send Alex in with some jeans shorts. Sent Alex in there with some jeans shorts and a machete. A tank top, a loose tank top. It's over. It's over.

And have me going there and say, Saq Paset. It's on, baby. What do I got to order? Girl. Oh, the menu is crazy. The menu at the licking is crazy because they got like everything they got fried

they got grilled literally so everything they have fried they have grilled like you I couldn't even tell you with the order because I order

different stuff every time I go to I love the seafood rice the lobster the shrimp oh man I don't even want to talk about it because I'm like

I might come down there next weekend why you're here yeah you see him planting the seeds I love the station director I love the guy

who parks the cars over there 103 and over 5 to beat they're all great people no I might come down there this weekend for real because it's Valentine's weekend. I might come slide down with the wife.

You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about. Bro, this is a no-brainer. We have to do this. You come down, I think you check it out, and then you come down for a month. We're down here for at least three months, but then you look at the studio,

and it's like, we might be down here for a little longer than that. Sorry, Alex Media. But it is what it is. I think that we'll like this lifestyle. And then when we force out these fucking cucks that are running shit in New York, okay, these piece of shit politicians

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I'm doing stand-up again, man. We're going to start a weekly show out here, I think in Miami. I'm not exactly sure when. But I like that vibe. I want to get back on stage. I haven't been back on stage in a year. But we're going to be doing some shows coming up, man. We got Salt Lake City. that's March 5th and 6th. That's sold out. We got Columbus, Ohio. I think that's almost sold out. The following weekend, we have, let me tell you a bunch of these dates real quick. But let's see, let's see. Then we got Nashville, Tennessee. That's the 26th and 27th of March. Make sure you get that. Then we got Atlanta, Georgia, baby. April 2nd and 3rd. Rally, North Carolina, the 9th and the 10th of April.

We got West Palm Beach, Florida, the 23rd and 24th. And we got a bunch more shows coming up. We're locking those dates in right now. Go to DeAndrewshoulds.com for tickets. We're going to post all those shows. And you could also go directly to those clubs. Get them before they're gone. These tickets are going fast, man.

It is different right now. But thank you all so much for the support. What about you, Charlotte? You got some church announcements? I just want to say thank you to everybody that's been pre-ordering to Mika Mallory's upcoming book, State of Emergency, How to Win, in the country we built.

It'll be out May 11th via Black Privilege, Simon and Shoest to Atria publishing. Yeah, a lot of people have been pre-ordering so far. So salute to everybody that's been doing that. Thank you. And salute to everybody that's been listening to the Black Effect Podcast Network, man. We launched Jess Hilarious. You know, Jess Hilaris is doing great. She's on her third episode.

The We Talk Back podcast with my girls, AJ and Tan Bam from South Carolina. They're doing great. Glass is Malone. no ceilings is out. Of course, Ebony K. Williams, holding cord, you know,

but we got a bunch of podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network. So make sure you go check that out wherever you listen to the podcast. And I'll be making an announcement about, um, one of my first Audible release is real, real, real soon.

Ooh. Real soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get, you know, I had a, well, I had a, um, I had a, I had a project that I was doing with Audible,

uh, prior. to me and Kevin's situation actually being announced. So this isn't a project that's off the company me and Kevin have with Audible. This is a project that I was working on prior. Right. I actually wanted it to be out last year during election time, but we didn't get it done in fast, but it's done and ready to go.

I'll be making that announcement. Can you give us a little hint as far as what it's about, or do you want to just keep that? I don't want to step on. I don't want to step on the audible marketing roleout promo machine. You know what I mean? Yeah.

But just know I'll be making that announcement real, real soon. I do have an announcement. Two announcements. What you got? One, we, you know, if all you guys out there in New York City, if you're looking for a podcast studio, Alex's podcast studio, Alex and Weezy's podcast studio. Big wheezy.

I think it's called Whole Honky Productions. Shut up, son. Whole honky productions is up and running. Two half a honkies make a whole productions. I am not white. Stop it. Half honky productions. No, WTF Media Studios is up and running, man.

So you guys can go check that out. If you're looking to get into podcasts, so you need a studio for your podcast, your Zoom, photography, all that kind. of stuff. So make sure you check them out. They're on Instagram, WTF Media Studios. Uh, the website is the same. Go check that out. And then also, I got to say, um, I got to shout out Kevin Hart for doing the right thing, man. Kev did the right thing, bro. I, I, I, I think that's cool. It's a good deep dive. Let's talk about that. Yeah, he did the right thing. He did what creative should do. Tell people what happened, though, in case they don't know. Oh, so basically

Kev announced a new show where he's, uh, talking to comics about, uh, like what makes them, comics and I guess they're jokes and that kind of stuff. And he called it Inside Jokes. And he's launching this with Sirius XM. Right. And I saw the rollout and I was like, yo, I have a show called Inside Jokes where I'm sitting down with other comics and then we're working out these like, you know, horrible jokes that we have and trying to make them a little bit more palatable or easy. And I'm like, bro, you couldn't change the name just with smiley faces on the thing. And I tweeted it and then some people, then I tweeted some other stuff as well. And I wasn't really angry because I understand how this kind of machine works. And, but at the same time, I was like,

yo, you're a comic too. You're not just like some suit. You're a comic. You should know that this is what we do and all we have are creative ideas. And it's very easy for people just to take them and run them. And so basically Kev heard about it. And he said, he sent a video basically apologizing. He posted it on his Instagram and he's like, yo, that's my bad. There's a show that already exists called Inside Jokes with Andrew Shultz. He's got millions of views. And so we're not going to continue to call it inside jokes. We are going to change the name. And a lot of people don't realize that changing a name isn't just flipping a switch. Like, you have a promo rollout and he's done all these pre-reads, you know, pre-recorded reads for Sirius XM. And there's a lot of work that goes into this.

So for him basically saying we need to change this because another creative has already done that, It means a lot. And he's big enough where he doesn't have to. He could just bully it through. So I think he sets an example as something that creative should do and how we should treat each other. And I accept his apology. And I think that that's a stand-up move, man.

And that was really cool. And also season three of Inside Jokes coming soon. Let me elaborate on that because this is a lesson to be learned in all of this. You know what I mean? And it's not even about Kev because I know people will be like, oh, Charlemagne's bias when it comes to Kev. it's like Kevin Hart is a great human being. Yeah.

Like he's a genuinely good human. I base how I base how humans are on how they treat people that can't do anything for them. Like you said, if Kevin wanted to, he could have bullied that whole situation. Easily. I'm so serious. I'm so serious. Might have trademarked that shit. All of it.

You know what I mean? But just out of the integrity of being a comic, integrity. And knowing that the worst thing you could do is a comic is to steal from another comic. Kev was like, nope, we're going to change the name. That right there is respect. But I want to speak to the fact of just having the kind of integrity that makes you say to yourself, this ain't about me. This ain't about me.

It's ain't about me having to humble myself. I'm just doing what's right. That's it. Why is it so hard for motherfuckers to do what's right? Bro, it's like really. Yeah. Like why are they difficult? It should not be difficult to do what's right.

Yeah. I don't care what you see about a person on social media. I don't even care what your opinion about a person is, right? As long as that person is absolutely doing what's right. Yeah. That's all that matters. Yeah. He's doing what's right.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. And everybody should just do what's right. That's really the moral of the story and what I'm trying to say. just do what's right. Yeah. Usually it's, you know, why is it so difficult?

People see, people see a dollar sign ahead of them, and then they have tunnel vision for that dollar sign so they can't see the people that they might be hurting along the way. But, you know, Kev is in this situation where he's got plenty of dollar signs and he's able to, and this is not to say that if he didn't, he wouldn't, but I'm saying maybe he's able to sit back and go, I need to do what's right and no check is going to change my morality or any of these other things. And for the record, I don't think that he like knowingly took the show.

I honestly think that No, he didn't. No, I really don't. I'm not accusing him of that either. What I am saying is that there are people on his team that are coming up with these names that should be doing their fucking Googles, you know, because you're representing somebody who has a reputation, you know, that you need to uphold. You know what I'm saying?

So if like Alex Media or Mark or any of Akash or any of my guys are pitching me an idea, I'm going to assume that they vetted that idea first because if I'm putting my name on it, I could look crazy. So if you are when you're. No, no, I'm saying. When you're a creative and you're a business owner and when you have, you own multiple business like Kev does, like you got your hand and, you know, so many different pots.

Yeah, you are trusting on your team a lot more than you probably did when you was on your come up. Right. And that's, you have to. Right. You know what I mean? You have to. To stay mentally healthy, to stay emotionally healthy, you know, just to be able to just live

your life and stay in a good headspace to create. you're going to have to trust in your team. And you're right. I'm sure there was people on this team who saw that, thought it was a great idea and thought they could get that off. You know what I'm saying? You go to Kev and you're trying to win favor with the boss. And you're like, look at this great idea.

And it is a great idea. It's already worked. We know it's a great idea. There's proof. Andrew, man. We saw it. The proof is in the pudding. It's a proof of concept already on YouTube, right?

So Kev ran with it as he should have because it's a good idea. But then when he realized it was somebody else's idea before, they bought it to him. You got to do what's right. And I've never seen Kev not do what's right. Every time I've seen every time, this is not just in front of the camera, off the camera. Kev always does what's right. Yeah. No, I fucks with Kev, man.

I fucks with Kev. He's been, that was a cool thing to do. Very, very cool thing to do. And that's why I can't wait for y'all to see what, uh, C, see the many things. and me and Kevin have cooked up with Audible. I'm excited, man. Audio scripted contact. I think it's great.

I'm about to say who. What? What? You saw a little. I was looking by you. I was like, I was like, who's that with that nice little ass? I'm going to show you who he is. Come here, come here, come here.

I know now. I saw when he turned to the side. You like that little thing right there? Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. You like that little? And you can have all this down in Miami, Charlotte. Listen, all I saw was Capri pants, a little fatty, and a bun. I'm like, oh, shit.

Damn, Miami, wow. The boy, the final things in life. We didn't know he was packing all that. You know what I'm saying? It took a trip down to Miami to be like, okay, Mark, I see you with the thumper. I see Mark. Mark, I see you. I see you, Mark.

Miami looks good on you, Mark. Listen, also, you know what I want to talk about? Because you talk about, you know, shit that we just see on the internet. Yeah. Sluid to little Uzi. You know, I love Little Uzi. I call it. I call little Uzi a sassy savage.

Yes. And I'm telling y'all right now, if y'all believe that little Uzi got a $24 million diamond You're crazy. Engraved in his head. You're crazy. If y'all think that little Uzi went and got a fucking infinity stone That's $24 million engraved in his head,

like he's vision. You're out of your fucking mind. People just believe anything, right? He got that shit at Clares. I don't know where he got it from. I just can't believe people actually believe that that's a $24 million diamond. Like, yo, and listen, by the way, social media really is like Wanda off goddamn Wanda vision. They really is Scarlet Witch because you can create your own reality.

Yeah, thanks. Because that's what's happening now. Like, I love little Uzi. I really do like little Uzi. I like them as a talent. I like them as a person. I don't know him personally, but I like what I see. Right.

That's not a $24 million diamond. Y'all need to stop running with that goddamn lie. That's like when you used to see people in the script club throw $10,000, and then the headline will be they threw $100,000 last night in the club. It's like, stop, man, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. But what do you think it is? You know what? What do you mean?

Like, what do you think the diamond is? You think it's a diamond at all? Do you think it's like fake diamond? Do you think it's, what are they called, crystal, whatever those things, Swarovsky? I don't know. I don't even know how many characters or anything it is. I haven't researched it. I just know when I saw the headline that said,

Little Uzi got a $24 million diamond in his head, let me tell you something. If Little Uzi got a $24 million diamond in his head, you thought Thanos wanted to snatch that shit out of goddamn Vision's head at the end of fucking Infinity War. You let these motherfuckers don't get their goddamn stimulus checks and shit keep going the way that is going. Ouzi ain't going to be able to just walk around.

And my point with all of that is that's dangerous to say. Yeah. Why would you tell people that? You got a $24 million diamond engraved in your head. Why put that kind of target on your back? On your head. On your head? Yeah, it's a little bit crazy.

But I do like his ability to create news. I admire that. You know, he's cultivated this, like, interesting, yeah, he knows how to stir a pot. Like, he's cultivated this interesting, mysterious personality where, like, when he does something, anything, it seems so, like, random and obscene. that people are drawn to it. And then it became part of the news cycle. You know, there are people that try so hard and they do so much to get attention.

This thing right here, who knows? He could have took some Elmer's glue and just put a fucking crystal on his forehead. And now he's got the entire, you know, music industry talking about it or all the blogs talking about it. It's impressive to see his ability to generate interest.

Listen, I think it's dope that you can throw that out there and motherfuckers believe it. Yeah. Because there's some people that, if you tell me, that motherfucker had a $24 million dollar diamond, and the internet immediately be like, get the fuck out of here.

He don't got no $24 million. The fact that people believe Little Uzi could have a $24 million diamond and his head is impressive. It says a lot about what people think about little Uzi's net worth. Yeah, he's got people thinking he has $24 million to pay for that diamond. He did say he was making payments for years. I forgot how many years, but he did say he was making payments for years. Oh, okay.

So he didn't mind. But people are saying that, though. Did you see the picture of it? Yeah. A picture. of it. It looks like it is embedded in his head because like it looks like blood stains or something, but he could just put that there too. I'm not saying it's not embedded. I'm just saying that I know that ain't no $24 million dollar motherfucking diamond. So you don't believe that it's not in his head, though?

I believe it could be in his head. I mean, I don't know how that works, but I believe they could put it in his head. I just know it's not a $24 million diamond. And he and you got to give is that is that is that Marvel appropriation? That's cultural appropriation, bro. No, for real. Like, your motherfucking appropriating fucking superhero culture. Yeah. Uzi? 100%. You're appropriating Android culture.

How does Vision feel about that? His estimated net worth is $16 million. Estimated net worth is $16 million? Yeah. Good for him. See? That shit don't even add up. Good for him.

He's got great team, though. Fantastic. Man, I love little Uzi. I love little Uzi. I met little Uzi. I met little Uzi. I met little Uzi one time in my life. but little Uzi said, what's up?

No, what's up? Yes, he did. I was like, I love him. I want to, they need to do a Peter Pan remake and let him be Tinkabelle. I'm not even joking. That's hilarious. Dude, we got to talk about, talk about remakes or casting. We got to talk about how you were cast in the Wendy Williams movie.

How do you feel about that? People kept sending me pictures of the person playing you. How did I feel about it? I'm going to be honest with you, bro. I didn't know that shit was still a trigger for me to work. For what? Like I, I didn't realize that whole situation was still a trigger for me

the way that it was. Really? I didn't realize that till last week, yeah. Like, I was on Breakfast Club and I blurted out. I'll beat this shit out, Kelvin Hunter. You know what I'm saying? Because it's a part of me that really does feel that way.

And I'm sick of, to be honest, about the cast and I didn't really care about it. Say the word, bro. That's it was funny. Say the word. Say the motherfucking word, bro. I'm not playing. You need me to take care of somebody? You need me to take care of somebody.

Knock it off. You say the fucking word, bro. I'm not playing down down here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got to stop you. And the reason I got to stop you is because the internet's stupid. Okay. But the internet's not going to realize that you're being sarcastic.

I'm not. You know what I mean? They're retarded. I'm not being sarcastic. If you need somebody, you know, You know, if you need someone handled, it's Shultzzi, it's Shultzty time. Listen, it's Shulte. No, you're not.

Look at this, Charlotte. Let me show you what can happen. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to play with this. No. Fuck, I missed it. But still, I'll get it. Listen.

I almost cut my whole goddamn kneecap off when I did that shit just right now. Yeah, I didn't care about the casting of it. And the reason I didn't care about the casting because it's lifetime. That's what Lifetime does. Lifetime is terrible at casting. I don't even know why people give their movie rights too. lifetime. It makes no sense to me. Especially people that actually mean a lot to the culture, like a Wendy Williams, a salt and pepper, whoever. But I said to myself, I said to myself,

I really didn't understand. I understand, I know exactly why that shit triggers me so much, but people don't know. Okay. Because I've never told the story. So when people say things like, oh, Charlemagne sounds salty whenever he talks about, you know, Kevin. or he towns salty whenever he talks about Wendy, it's reasoning for that. You know what I mean? That y'all would never have, well, maybe one day I'll tell you all, but y'all would never really have any idea as to why,

because you didn't live that experience. I know. I was with Wendy and Kevin for every day of my life for three years. And listen, I got love for Wendy. I'm not even going to sit in a lie and act like I don't have love for Wendy. I do have love for Wendy. I do feel sorry for Wendy, though, because I know Wendy that,

I know one of these are very hurt individual. And I know she has a lot of, a lot of unheeled trauma that she probably will never, ever truly honestly deal with. You know what I mean? But as far as Kelvin, don't rock with that dude. And no way, shape, or form.

I don't fuck with him. Okay. There's no, there's no amount of therapy, sacred purpose coaches, or anything that will make me ever truly fuck with him as a human being. Because I don't understand how somebody can be as blessed as he is. Remember how I was talking about Kevin Hart?

Yeah. Always doing the right thing. Yep. You got a guy like Kelvin who always does the wrong thing. You say the word. Always who always shits on people. Say the word. And I said it before and I say it again.

I judge people based on how they treat people that can't do anything for them. I've watched him treat some people very shitty. And I know that, you know, what, Taylor? No, I just know I have a question about it about how you say. And I know, well, let me finish. And I know he put, I know he put me on Wendy Williams show, right? But just because somebody does something good for you doesn't mean that they're good for you. He's tried to take my head off a million motherfucking times over the last 10 years.

What does that noise? Why sound like it's a waterfall all of a time? Yeah, y'all hear that? That's, I guess Taylor's Mike. Taylor. Oh. Mute yourself. That was her.

And we all know he's trying to take my head off a million times over the past decade. You know what I mean? And the last time was just ridiculously egregious because there's no reason for you to feel that way about me. I think that it's possible. And again, I haven't seen it. Right. I'm only seen like clips. But maybe it's possible that in order.

for Wendy to express how awful her life was with this guy, she needs to build him up into this East Coast Shug super villain type, right? Because then she looks like even more of a victim under the clutches of this evil human being. But if he was this like pathetic kind of scared dude, as you're describing him, then she doesn't look as, um, she doesn't look as big of a victim. Is that possible? Well, no, that's not true. And the reason that's not true is because just because you pussy with guys don't mean you're not tough with your woman. True.

You know what I'm saying? Just because you just because you pussy with guys don't mean that you're not not tough with not tough with chicks, you know? Yeah. No, that's a good. Yeah. You can be, you can be mentally, emotionally, verbally, physically abusive with a woman. You just don't keep that same energy. Oftentimes those dudes that are pussies with guys take that out on people that,

they know that they can control. Absolutely. Absolutely. So yes, your yelling scream, you're yelling scream. And at radio stations with radio executives, your yelling scream at TV studios with TV executives. You know what I mean? With women.

But you ain't going to do that with no dude. Right. You know what I mean? That's just the truth to the matter. Charlotte, did it bother you that in the movie that I depicted him as a better, like a better looking guy, not by looking, but as in like he was nice. than how you're telling the story?

No, because that was a part of him. That was, I mean, the act like he didn't hold Wendy down would be a total lie. I would never lie on him. I'm saying? That's one thing I don't have to do. Like, that's what he has to do. He has to lie on me to try to make me look like something that I'm not,

but I don't have to lie on him. He can lie on me. I'll just tell the truth about him. So yes, the truth is, of course he used to hold Wendy down. That was Wendy's husband. To act like, to act like he did not hold Wendy down. would be a lie. But once again,

just because somebody's doing something good for you, doesn't mean that they're good for you because they can be holding you down in one aspect because they have a vested interest in the business because they're your manager,

but they can also be the cause of most of your insecurities. They can also be abusing the fuck out of you. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, were you not upset, but like, with a little triggering because when we were talking about it

on a breakfast club and they're like, oh, you know, he didn't say, seem like he's a bad guy and everything else. It's about you that other people are not seeing him in the light that you're seeing. No, because they didn't, they didn't live that experience with me. Once again, I lived with them. I worked with them and I lived with them off and on, but I was with them every day of my life for damn near three years. They didn't see what I saw. There's only a couple people who can vouch for the things that I've seen, like Nicole Spitz. You know what I'm

saying? My home girl, Sloat Nicole, who works at the Black Effect, I love me. I heart radio podcast network. You know what I mean? I saw that's our talent coordinator at the Black Effect I Heart Radio podcast network. But like Nicole is somebody who has witnessed what I've witnessed and seeing what I've seen. You know, I can't. There's really not too many other people that that had the relationship that I had with them other than Nicole, at least for that that three year run that I was there. So no, I'm not mad at that. It's just that people don't know. It's a fucking movie. That's just one side of the story. And that's that side they showed. Yeah, that was he did use to hold Wendy down.

There's no lie about that. But other than that, he's a sucker who triggers me. And you know how you, you know he's triggered me? Because I've been talking about him for the past 10 and fucking 15 minutes. The shit triggers me. I'm not going to sit here and act like it doesn't. All right?

That's just something that I'm going to always have to constantly work at and constantly let go. I'm going to have to constantly free myself of that sucker-ass motherfucker. So there's a body that's saying even the name Kevin then? Because we're saying Kevin Hart. That's not his name. His name is Kelvin. And Kelvin.

The name Kelvin triggers me, not Kevin. Kevin. Kevin doesn't trigger me. Kelvin. Calvin triggered me. And to be honest, it probably will continue to trigger me until like, until I decide to, you know, finally, like, tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Yes. I like that.

Other than that, other than that, I like, I like sitting back. and, you know, letting him suffer because I know my, I know my success kills him. Yeah. Can we tell the whole truth? That's why he's tried to stop it. But not yet. Why would I do that when I can get paid for it? All right.

Well, let's get paid for it. Well, you get paid for it. I just want to be there for the massacre. I'm just like, that shit worth money. I'm literally like Keith Ledger in Batman in this whole situation. Like, I just want to burn the file of money. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, dude. No big deal. Sop dole. But I just want to walk out of the hospital and to see the whole thing burn to the ground. You know, let's do it. But here's the thing. And I want people to remember this, man. Yeah.

There's really nothing you have to do because everybody in life gets what they deserve. Good or bad. I need people to understand that. In life, you get what you deserve. Good or bad. He tried to take my head off. and his life went to shit. And I'm not saying,

and I'm not saying that's because of me. I'm just saying that that's, that's the way he's historically treated people. That's why I always tell you, anytime you want to see how somebody's eventually going to treat you, watch how they treat other people. What he did to me is what he's always done to people. And that's why ultimately shit caught up with him.

That's a good point. It's like, simple as that. Yeah, you exist in your karma. Eventually it's going to catch up to you. You're going to have to deal with the wrath of the decisions you've made throughout your life. Good or bad. I don't give a fuck which I don't give a fuck what you see. I don't give a fuck what kind of car you see a person driving.

I don't give a fuck what kind of money you see a person is making. You cannot escape your own fucking karma. That's a great point. That's what I always tell Alex. Like he wouldn't be in this situation if he didn't lie to me about building a studio. You know, if he literally was just honest about me, he would know that he's moving to Miami months ago. I like that you bring me up.

Very true. I'm always reminding you to be positive when sometimes you get on your little diva moments because I know it's going to come back around. Yeah, about that. Sometimes people need to suffer, Charlemagne. I like to be a person that introduces them to the suffering. I'm not going to lie. I like that.

If it's war, it's war forever or until you're gone. Positive, man. Honestly, if it's war, now this is how I think about it. If it's war, it's war. it's war until I surpass you. And then once I surpass you, you don't even exist anymore. If anything, I have empathy, I feel bad for you.

But until then, you're trying to put your foot on my fucking neck. We're going to battle, my friend. And I will come out victorious. I'm Psalm 235 with it. You prepared, God prepared the table before me and the presence of my enemies. Man, I got to read the Bible, bro.

There's the best thing. That's the best thing. Is it all the bars and that shit? Yeah, like you could just say, some Bible shit for every situation, then you sound smart, right? Like, that's what everybody does. Psalm 32, 46. You know what I mean?

Sometimes the water has to trickle before you can drink it out of the lake or whatever. And then you just sound so smart and aware of your surroundings. I need to read the fucking Bible. And I'm going to put a button on it just by saying, yeah, the dude, Kelvin Hunter definitely does trigger me. But nobody can tell me how to feel about that situation because you didn't live it. You know what I'm saying? That's just something I got to deal with.

That's just an unheeled trauma that I got to deal with. And that's the other thing, too. We talk about forgiveness, right? Yes. There's no such thing as one-time forgiveness. Like, that shit sounds good. Oh, I forgive this person. No, you're constantly letting something go that traumatize you.

You understand what I'm saying? Like, if something's bothering you or something fucks with you, you may let it go for the moment. But there's going to be other moments that something's going to happen that's going to trigger all of those same emotions. And you got to let that shit. go again. You know what I mean? It's almost like addiction. You know what I mean? It's like you're battling alcohol addiction every single day. When you decide to be sober, every single day,

you got to decide to be sober. And there are going to be things that you see to make you want to drink and you got to decide not to drink. And the same thing I guess works with traumas, what you're saying. It's like there are going to be little things that make you go, oh, man, fuck that dude. And you got to check that shit constantly. You got to check it constantly because I swear, bro, I am Michael Jeffrey Jordan. I, I now we're talking. Now we're talking, bro. Stop it with that.

You're so broken progressive shit. Let's grab a machete and you go like this and you go back and forth. I took it personal. I took that personal. I took that personal. Hold on. Hold on. Me thank you personal.

You got a butt. Me taking, baby personal. You got to bust their ass with success. Huh? You got to bust the ass with success. Exactly. That's the way to do it. They ask for success.

We out here. Busy ass with success. you know, snorting lines with that fresh, crispy $100 bill. We out here in Miami. Come on, man. I'm a New York Times best selling off. I'm a radio hall of fame. I'm a nationally syndicated radio personality.

Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, shit. I'm just saying. Oh, shit. I mean, I followed the paths of greats like Wendy Williams, like Howard Stern. You know what I mean? Like, you know, those are the paths that I follow.

So, you know. Also. also. I think him, I'm almost positive him, him seeing me be successful drives him crazy.

Y'all, and tell him seven, three quarters in the winter. Eight in the summer. Oh, you're going to talk dicks. You know what I'm saying? You want to talk dicks? Say what? Matter of fact,

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It's been a while. Let's talk Dix. It's been a while since we've had some good old-fashioned dick talk. And I don't mind some dick talk. The only thing I have a problem with is this. Tray Songs is trending yesterday on Twitter. Everybody talking about this Tray Songs sex tape that came out. That's good timing.

How big Trace Songs is, right? It's penis size. My thing is, I told Taylor this earlier. I'm Googling. I know that's trade now. As we're talking, I'm Googling. They are comparing the tats.

If you saw the video, you could see. What tats? The tats that he has on his arm. What do you mean? What test does he has on his arm? I didn't see his arm. It's a video. I saw a woman in a big ass third leg.

That's what I saw. I didn't see no arms. He's holding her head down. Or at least touching it. I didn't see that. So listen, we record this on Wednesday. So if it comes out, you know, that it actually was Tray songs, great, I'm wrong. I'd just be wanting to know how do y'all come to these conclusions about people?

Like, how did this turn into that's Tray Song's dick? You would not be thinking about that who was a small dick, Charlotte. I feel like you got getting jealous. And if someone's like, oh, Trey got a small dick, you wouldn't be like, oh. No, I would say the same thing. I would be like, how do y'all know that's Tray songs? I would say the same thing. I'd be like, how do y'all know that's Tray Songs?

I just don't know how people come to these conclusions. I thought Tray's face was in the video. I thought he was on there going, yeah, something. I'm just like, how the fuck y'all know that was Trigger? I didn't think it was him at first because his dick's darker than his skin, but. Wait a minute. So how big are we talking as far as his dick goes? I mean, I have the iPhone.

A nice fat size. Hold on. Trey songs. I didn't get jealous. It didn't trigger me. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not even joking. It didn't, you know, big dick's usually trigger me.

You know what I mean? I didn't get triggered. You know what I mean? So, I mean, hey, you know, you know, I didn't get triggered by it. Oh, you know, I don't know. But where is the people? Send Andrew a video. Can you send me a picture?

Is it hard or soft? It's hard. He's getting his dick sucked. Wait, hold on now. What? He's getting his dick sucked. So do you even see most of the dick? Yes.

She doesn't suck it right. Oh, she doesn't suck it right. Well, if it's as big as you're saying. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean she didn't suck it right? Well, let's see before we judge Taylor's reaction. Maybe we'll also feel. It was a clip version of it.

So we didn't see the extent. Just send me the image and I'll tell you whether she was sucking it right or not. If she's gnawing on the side of it like it's. Because Andrew knows. If anybody knows how to suck the dick, is Andrew? I know. Hold on now. Wait a minute.

I know how dick should get sucked. I don't know how to suck them, but I know how they should. That's not how you said it. You damn near put some words in my mouth, Charlemagne. As long as you're not putting something else in my mouth, that they will be okay. Oh, man, put on. Hey, man, I might try you now. You told me that you know how to do it.

You're like, let me see. You said it with conviction, too. You said it like you was not leaving New York. You said it like you would not leave in New York and New York is not dead. You said it with conviction. Taylor, did you send it? I know you guys saved your video. It's already blocked.

You know who sent it to me? Tribe sent it to me. Hey, Taylor, you send me a YouTube video. It's already blocked. No, I just sent you again, Andrews. It's on Twitter. All right. All right.

Let me see this fucking dangling we got going on right here. Holy shit. I need this. I need to get this goddamn play by play. Let's hear it. Let's hear it, Shultz. I mean, what do you think, Shows? Honestly.

Okay, let's just say if it's fourth and inches, how many inches is it? Oh, my God. I think we got to do this one in metric. This is about a meter, bro. No, you haven't. Okay, so if you like that one, Andrew, you'll definitely like this one. You know what this is? Oh, my God.

Let me put it this way. Wow, that's big enough where you probably wouldn't go for it on fourth down. You got a first down. punt. Yo, that would be funny as hell if women saw you and be like, whoa, I'm punting.

There's not fourth and inches. There's some inches I'll go for it, but nope, I'm punched on this one. Bring out the special teams for this dude. You need special teams for this one, Charlemagne. Trace on.

special teams dick. Oh my God. Oh my God. It is a very purple color. He looks like Thanos. This is what Thanos's dangling definitely looks like. 100%. Hey, be careful with that, though, Andrew.

Delete that out of your phone. Why? I was listening to, um, because I saw, I, somebody called into the breakfast club this morning and they thought they, they man was gay because they said he had a bunch of videos of people's dicks in his phone. Right. Well, I just took a video on Instagram with me and my male friend in a mini Cooper today with the top down. So I'm gay.

I'm going to tell you something. This is a fact. Whoever's dick that is in that video, I don't know if it's trade songs. His dick is bigger than a mini cooper. Okay. Taylor just sent me another video where it's a silhouette, but the guy looks like he should be filling up a car with gasoline. this is one of the longest dicks I've ever seen in my entire life

It bends in the middle It has an elbow It has an elbow Andrew Yeah Andrew we don't know if that's Tray songs No

That guy We don't know if that guy In the silhouette Has a fucking toy On his body I think he's got a toy I think it's a strap No it's not

He's strapped on a dick That's what I'm saying Andrew I mean there's no way I promise you it's not Where's all his dick when he's just wearing the pants. Where do he hide all this dick when he's just in the pants?

Exactly. It's soft. Obviously. What do you do with it as soft? What do you do with it as soft? You still, it needs skin. It needs something. That's huge.

Why do you think Dix are the, why do you think Dix are the incredible Hulk? Okay. When they get soft, they don't get that small. It sounds like a lot of jealousy. A lot. All I'm saying is y'all fall for anything on Instagram.

Yo, he has a pace. I'm going to send you his page and everything else. You see his face. I don't want to see his face. He shows his dick on his page? Nah, dude. That, that's crazy. What that guy just posted, forget what, I mean, Trays was impressive and the color was very interesting, too. I mean, it was a very deep purple. It was a deep, deep purple, okay? Um, I would fucking throw some cheese and tomato sauce on that thing and make eggplant parmesan. That's what I would do with that thing, to be honest with you.

I mean, it was a very deep purple. This guy's hilarious. What? Taylor just sent me his Twitter. His name is Marshall Price. His Twitter handle is at Gray Sweat King. Yeah, at Gray Sweat King. That is hilarious. No, but that guy...

All right, let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Gray Sweat King has a weapon, dude. That guy has a serious weapon. He could do internal damage to a woman. You have to be very careful. Like, Taylor, I know you like to brag about how you could take huge dick. There's no way. If you take that dick, you're going to look like a shish kebab.

You could be in a turkish. Honestly, AJ and Tammy said the same thing's like, Taylor, not. Like, that dick's way too big. Taylor, Taylor, I'm telling you, I mean this 100% serious. You need to be very careful, okay? You need to be very careful. Like, I'm going to fuck it. I'm not going to.

That dick was massive. You might be in his DMs. I don't even know you're not in the DMs for your own safety. You can make a halal guy's plate with that fucking dick right there. You could literally shave off sides of that dick and make a whole plate. Whole plate. Oh, my gosh. Unbelievable.

All right. I'm tired of talking about Big Dick. Big Dix is the only thing that triggers me as much as Kelvin Hunter. I don't like how triggered you. Okay, let's do some ask an idiot.

So someone new breed wants to know, do you two find yourself holding back some personality with all of your success now? Holding back personality? What's that mean? I guess as in like, like who you are on the radio,

isn't like a who you daily but I feel like it is though, Charlotte me, but I don't know do you feel you're someone

different off radio or off podcast or anything? I mean, that's a question for people who know me. I don't think so. You know what I mean?

I think, I think more so probably back in the day but definitely not now. I am who the fuck I am. You can like it or love it because truth be told

you know, we live in this era where for whatever reason people let social media dictate their thoughts and their ideas about themselves and other people. When the reality is this world is really no different than it's always been

and it's always been a rule of ten, three people are going to like it, three people are not going to like it, four people are going to be on the fence about it. And as my father would always tell me, you're never as good as they say you are, and you're never as bad as they say you are. And I think that if you're not willing to say something that, you know, people may not agree with, then I don't really know if I should respect your words like that. You know what I'm saying? I think nowadays for me it's just more so about, is that.

is this worth my time? Is this worth, you know, the fight that may come with it? You know what I'm saying? You know, is it worth the energy that may come with it? That's my biggest thing nowadays. Have I changed? Is that the question you're asking? Not necessarily have you changed,

but more so like, do you think that your personality that you bring on, like, stand up or through the podcast is different from you in general? I think, I'm going to be honest with you. I think, unfortunately, Andrew is who he is all the time. I think both of you guys are the same. I think, unfortunately, somebody told me a story the other day, you know, that I do not remember. And I think she's still lying to me.

But they told me a story from about seven, eight years ago when they said it was me, Andrew, and 6'4 in L.A. I still don't believe the story to this day. I'm like, that didn't happen. I said, I refused to believe that happened. But it was just, it was. It was just a story of like peak assholeness. What we do. From all of us.

You know what I mean? I mean, it was mainly you. But the funny part is when I said it to six, I said to six, I said six. You know, the homie said that it was me and you and Andrew and then this happened and that happened. And then they got mad and cursed Andrew out. And I'm like, I don't remember any of this. And Six was like, actually, I think it was you. They cursed.

I'm like, okay, I'm out. Wait, what was it? Tell me, tell me. Nope, no, no, not doing it. Off air? Oh, come. I'll tell you off. I'll definitely tell you off air.

I was like, I don't remember this. Funny? I mean, to me, not to the person it happened to. To me, I thought it was funny. I mean, when I heard the story, I thought it was funny only because I'm sitting back. I couldn't remember it number one, right? But number two, I'm like, that sounds like Andrew, but not really. I've never seen him go that far.

Was I being a wild boy? Was I being a little wild boy? Wow boy. I was being a little wild boy out there? Wild, wild, wild boy. Now, now there's a difference. If somebody tells me Andrews being an asshole, I'm like, okay, that's Andrew. If they tell me Andrews being disrespectful, I'm like, eh.

And I know it's a fine line between being an asshole and being disrespectful. I've honestly can say I've never seen you be disrespectful shows. I've seen you being a dick. Not intentionally so. Not intentionally. There you go. Not intentionally an asshole. But everybody's perception of things is different.

You know what I mean? So I can't tell that person how they felt in that moment. I just honestly do not remember that night. But was it? I'm like, I do not remember this at all. Was it funny though? Was it funny though? Nobody remembers except for her.

She was the one telling me. Six didn't remember. I didn't remember. Who was it? I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Who was it? Who was it? You're not even going to remember if I say their name. Really?

Yeah, yeah, you're not going to remember. You not going to remember. You remember any nights in L.A. with me, you in Six? I remember the night of, I remember the night we were all in L.A. And it was after some awards. You went to the Rihanna party. And that's, in the hood. No, that was another time.

Which one? The time that Six was with us was when we went into that Perez-Hilton party. and we looked around We looked around and we was like There's a lot of cheeks in here But not the kind we hit you I remember that vividly

Because it was me It was you It was Duval Wax was there I believe 6 4 was there Our guy Paul Richie And we was in there having a ball We was drunk and shit

And we looked around like A lot of fellas out here bro Toto Hey Toto I don't think we in Kansas no more, bro. Actually, I think this is Gary. And that's Reggie. Okay?

I don't know, bro. That's what I remember six men. I don't remember anything else from that weekend, no other than that night. Oh, man. And yeah, you had the albino dude come through that ended up being like a TV star. Remember that guy? My guy, Crondon. That's my guy, man.

That's my that's my guy to this day. I love Cron. Yeah, he came through. I'm trying to think out. But when else were we in L.A? Where did he come through? Where did Cron come through? I don't know.

I think. Where did he come to hotel? Coming through. Oh, man. And then you had that other girl that was funny, man. She was cracking me up, dude. What was her name? Oh.

She's from. Oh, my God. What the fuck was her name? She's from L.A., she went to Rosco's with us. Lisa? What? Lisa?

I don't know. maybe, but she's like... Oh, no, no, no, you're talking about May. You talk about Shug Night's niece. May. Yo, she was a character, bro. She was killing me. Lisa was there too, though.

But see, that's, those are other, that wasn't the same weekend. No, all of those times were different times because the Rihanna time was, I think one of them was the MTV movie awards, one of them was the VMA, like all of those times. We used to be out there all the time. What about, was it when we went to Rogan when we did Rogan? No, that's because that was recent. This was, you know, this was, this was, this was, this was, it's, it's, it's, it's, This was pre-cancellation there.

That's when you get away with some 90 shit back in the other. This is where we can be wild boys. That is a wild boy. This is before even social media took all. This is when we was just wow. Like, what the fuck? This is when everybody used to be around each other. And you got to think, this is savage day.

So it's me, Andrew, Duval. We drinking. People are smoking. You got to think everybody's trying to out-savage each other. You know, it really was that. This is when, wild shit used to be sad. Yeah, because we were establishing boundaries, right?

And like, all three of us not really used to boundaries. So we're like, yo, how far can I go with these new dudes I think I get along with? And then Charlotte would just say the wildest shit. And I was like, oh, I guess the boundaries over there. And then do all say some wild-ass shit. I was like, ooh, the boundaries that way. I say some wild that shit. It was really no boundaries back then, man.

It was crazy. It was a crazy-ass time. We were wild, bro. we were some wild ass bro some wild ass bulls bro bro we were some wild bulls you know what i really want to hear this story no we were some well and i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you in the podcast all give us another asking to keep the stories coming um tashin underscore wakor wants to know what's the most weirdest shit you've done in your life try to pronounce your name bro yeah uh the weirdest shit i don't think i've done anything weirdest shit i don't think i've done anything weird You have, Charlotte. Don't do that.

You're not a hugged trees. You fucking sniff crystals. You do a lot of weird shit, man. I did what? I said you hug trees, you sniff crystals. You do a lot of weird shit. You're into weird shit. You jerked off on your knees.

First of all. You jerked off on your knees? First of all, I still don't understand why people take that strange. Honestly, if Trey songs tried to do that, he'd get carpet burn on his dick. Dick all dragging on the carpet, dude. Come on, man. Oh, my God. I don't think jerking off on your knees is weird.

But once again, all that stuff is subjective. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's subjective. Why do you not think that's weird? It's things that you do that are, that people might think are weird. Can we stop judging Charlemagne? Charlemagne is trying to pleasure himself and show support for Colin Kaepernick, and he found a great way to do it, okay?

There's nothing wrong with that at all. He can't be doing grown man shit and fighting for the cause. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, man. Give me another one. This guy is so crazy. All right. John underscore fresh wants to know if you could write an executive order, what would it be?

An executive order? I don't even know what the fuck the executive orders do. I'll tell you what I write. Open up New York. York, crack that bitch open. That's my executive order. Let all these people that work in the service industry or have these small businesses, let them have their jobs, let them have their dignity, let them make a living and feed their families. That's what I would do immediately.

That would be my executive order. Crack it open. Give them their fucking lives back, man. That would be my executive order, number one, day one. Yeah, I mean, my executive order would be definitely something that's going to make the money flow through to people. And I'm still wondering about that goddamn George Floyd. It's three things I would do. right now. I would decriminalize marijuana. I would actually just legalize it all throughout the

country. I would let everybody home who's in prison for a nonviolent drug offense. And it would have to be some type of like police accountability, like some type of immediate police reform. Like I don't know what it would look like. Maybe I like the George Floyd Policing Act, something like that. But yeah, that's what I would push through immediately. So it would be something to do with money, making sure everybody got some change in their pockets, something to do legalizing marijuana and freeing everybody in there for a nonviolent drug offense and some type of police accountability. That's what the fuck I would do.

Which I'm shocked that Democrats haven't done yet because that's all the shit they ran. Don't be shocked. All the shit they ran on. Don't be shocked. They're going to continue to not do all the shit they say they're going to do just like the Republicans are going to continue to not do all the shit they say that they're going to do. A bunch of not doers these motherfuckers, man.

Some of that shit is so simple though. Yeah, but it is what it is, bro. It is what it is. nothing we could do about it. These people are putting these positions to lie. They're putting these positions to let us down. And it's how the cookie crumbles, my friend. That's right.

Absolutely fucking right. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, but if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's a brilliant idiot's podcast.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. And thank you, Charlotte. for coming down to Miami to continue the podcast. I really appreciate that. Everybody support that decision of Charlemagne. Have a good night.