The Brilliant Idiots - Pound Syndrome

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

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You know, all week long, man. Not all week. Let me see. Yeah, all week. Really? Not all week. Over the last couple of days. Yeah.

I've been just fielding phone calls and having conversations with individuals about who are highly upset. And true shows comparing Taylor Swift to Beyonce and Michael Jackson. Can I just say one? I just want to clear one. I didn't compare her to Beyonce. He told us not to. Yeah, I said let's not compare it because it's not a comparison. What I said is let's compare her to Michael Jackson because that is the closest thing.

And I do just want to say that I brought some friendship bracelets for everybody here today. Taylor, my favorite name, here's yours. Okay, Alex, there's a friendship bracelet for you. And Sarla, there's an extra special friendship bracelet for you right there. Did you get these from the show? Did they sell them these as merch? I mean, then us Swifties pass them around when we go to shows. So we'll trade them with each other and, you know.

Smells like mayonnaise. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, Caucasians been, you know, put on by several Caucasians. I would say there's going to be some granola and flax seeds probably that bracelet. Here's the funny thing about the conversation. It's like, yo, even when you tell people, like, even when you tell people, you were riling them up, they still allow themselves to be riled up. This is hilarious. Yeah, this is a funny.

This headline of Hollywood unlocked. Y'all agree, comedian Andrew Schultz says Taylor Swift has more hits than Beyonce. Come on, man. But now it's to the point where I don't want to say it I'm riling anybody up. I just, I got to lean in fully to it because it's being taken so serious. I mean, the reality is, here's the thing. Yeah. You're not, you're not wrong when you say that.

Like, that's a factual statement. That's what one French embracer does. That's the power of Taylor. That's what you were on there. But we knew this, though. We know it. We know it. Google it.

Google it. Google it. You won't Google it. I'll pull it out. It's not even close, bro. What is it hit? What is it hit? I'll pull it up.

I'll pull it up Taylor Swift top 10. That's, listen. And I love Beyonce. We're converting one Swifty at a time. No, no, no, I'm not converted. I'm a Pinkett Smith, Winfrey, Noel Carter. I'm a Bezos Buffett.

Swift. If you had that, that would have a fine. I needed one. One more, Oliver Anthony. She has, as of July 28, 2003, Taylor has 12 number one hits. She actually broke the all-time record for the most number one hits on Billboard's pop radio. I don't want to do this because ignorance is bliss. And I think so many people are being ignorant to Taylor that their lives are a little bit better.

And if we start giving them the facts and we start rolling out the facts, it's impossible to refute. That's why I don't want to do this. Okay. I don't want to do. I like to be subtle with my Taylor Swift them, you know. know, Beyonce has eight number one hits. Taylor reached out. 21 top 10 hits.

I'm sure she did. What she said? She said her favorite artist is Beyonce. I believe that. And then she said, psych. It's me, bitch. It probably is. But the crazy thing about it.

They don't reach out. The thing is like, Beyonce is, uh, no disrespect to my girl. You know what I'm saying? Beyonce is a cultural icon, man. Yeah, why do we keep comparing her to be? I hate that. Because the Michael Jackson thing is silly. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It just is, man.

Michael Jackson sold over a hundred million records, man. Let Taylor get there, bro. Also, back it's different. People ain't buying records like they used to buy records. They had nothing to do back in the day. There was two TV shows on and that was it. You read the same four books. You needed some shit to distract yourself. Also, Michael Jackson, the only reason I say it's the only person you can compare yourself to, I don't think she's there. Nobody touches Michael. Michael is the greatest entertainer in history. She has, Beyonce has 20. Actually, Jesus, probably. His walking on water was shut shit down, though.

The water walk over 10 songs. Beyonce has 20 top 10 songs and solo. Her actually, her first solo number one came, not her first solo, but her most recent was this year would break my soul. But her last one before that was single ladies. Now, solo, solo. Solo.

How many, how many this Taylor have? I don't even want to do this. But solo? Yeah. Let me see. I just looked it up. Yeah, she broke the all-time record for the most number one hits. I'm sorry.

On pop radio. More than pop radio. But more than women. But that's what Beyonce competes to it. Beyonce's everything. That's the only, that's the difference. It's all encompassing. You know what I mean?

Beyonce's everything. Yeah. She is everything. I love Beyonce. This is a once-in-generational talent. Please don't give me a side eye. You need another friendship because you're not. You're not being friendly enough.

By the way, Taylor, talk. Taylor, you went to be on this show this weekend. I did. How was it? I still choose, I still choose on the run tour over. Oh, no.

But again, granted, the only reason why I'm, listen, listen to me. Oh, no, that's not the energy we needed. No, look, listen. That's not the energy we needed. Listen. I think we've converted another one

to friendship bracelets and the Swifty Army continues to grow. You cannot stop the Swifty. You do not start your how is Beyonce argument with I like the old shit better. But listen to me why I'm saying that, though. Because you've never been to one. What do you know?

I've never been to a one. You never been to a Beyonce concert? I've been to on the run. Do you have? Yes. I've been to Sean DePaul. No. Sean DePaul.

I've been to Sean DePaul. I've been to all the summertime beverages. No, but she puts in like a storyline in those versus this one was really a party theme. And I think also I was on the side of the stage. So maybe I didn't get the full view of the trash tickets. Damn, so. Yo, son, she had people.

She had people on the stage. What is that? I'm on a side to the state. That's the excuse. I'm on the side of the stage. Did you see where I was? You paid for side wolf? That's sidebool stage.

You know, they got listening. They got tickets where you can just pay to listen. Uh-huh. And they got the side booths stage. And you got sidebu. You stayed for side booths day. Yeah, I didn't know. You made it inside.

Dang. Yo, that's true. You were inside. That is good. You were inside. but I need more love from you towards B. Beyonce was great. Blue was great.

Like, amazing. All I'm saying is the beehive coming for you. No, no, no. I was just telling Charlotte, man, I'm like, yo, first of all, does Taylor Swift have a trends on her concert? No. Beyonce literally made a whole trend for her concert

when she does everybody on mute. Like, everybody knows how to participate for that. What does that mean? What is Taylor? I'm just saying, what is Taylor? Friendship bracelet. Hello.

The 22 hours. You know, everybody on mute. And everybody gets quiet. That's like a whole trending thing. You think she's the first artist in history that told the audience to be quiet? In her song, you know, stop. You're not gonna be that.

You never been an insurance show? When you say everybody be quiet, that's when everybody made noise. Everybody be quiet. That's when everybody used to make noise. The only time you used to be quiet when somebody says, a moment of silence. Give it up for God. Here's the thing.

Give it up for Taylor. It's all about metrics, right? If you're talking about numbers, whether it's album sales, shows, whatever like that, yeah, Taylor does win in metrics, but When you're just talking about cultural impact, it's like, Beyonce, you can't measure that. You can't measure what Beyonce is. You can't measure.

She's absolutely amazing. I hate that we're even having this discussion. What I'm trying to say is Taylor shut down New Jersey. Beyonce and I shutting down New Jersey by just going to a restaurant. Taylor shut down New Jersey. She's causing problems on the highway. Beyonce can't go to a restaurant. Exactly.

She's forbidden. I'm sorry, Charlemagne. I'm dead serious. She's forbidden to go to restaurants. It's actually this thing called like a mic. It's like the Michael Jackson law. You know how Michael couldn't show up? Like Michael couldn't just walk around.

He'll call it. Yeah, she'll get locked up for incite and riot. That was 10 years ago they put her on that. Really? Yeah. She deserves that. I want people to show her love like that because the town is there. Yeah.

I have that type of excitement when I saw Beyonce. I remember Beyonce went and she was doing some dancing practice. My parents dance studio. Back in the day. She came. What? Keep going. Did my parents teach her how to dance?

Yes. That's a fact. Nobody said that. No, that's a fact. I'm just saying that is, that is a fact. You can look it up. You can look it up. My parents were instrumental in her dancing greatness.

No, that is a fact. You can look that up. You can look that up. That's something that you could look up. That is something you could look up. The Sandra Cameron Dance Center, it's obviously closed now, but before it closed, we made sure that we could bestow dancing wisdom on one of the greatest entertainers of all time and we did you cannot deny that now

here's the thing my parents shut down the studio just told two laws two lies back to the house you figure it out you figure out what you figure out you figure out we just convinced and lies back to back so your wasn't believable ain't even blinking eye it didn't blink a fucking they made up a whole law oh that's the Michael tax Oh, yeah. That law been around forever. Watch him go. Watch him go.

Somebody's going to take that clip. Yeah, yeah. And post it. Let them post it. There is a Michael Jackson lot. See, now. It's only two artists that happen. I thought that's for Megan's law.

Hold on now. We're still cooking. We're still cooking with gas for the Swifty. Who on a friendship bracelet? You know what I mean? Who are a friendship? Listen, Donnell was really mad. Donnell said, man, fuck Andrew Shokes.

Why? I said, why? I said, why? Because, man, you let him compare Taylor Swift to Michael Jackson. Nobody compares to Michael Jackson. I agree. But then he turns around since he's a Black Swift. Of course he is, because Donnell got sold, Donnell got heart, and he's a genius.

And he lives in Ohio now. He's on the river and on canoes and shit. Yo, if you're on a canoe, you can't do it to the left, to the left. On a canoe, I knew you were trouble when you walked in. What do we got right here? We are never, ever, ever, getting back together. That's what happens when you go to the left to the left on a canoe. You're getting that motherfucking river and drown.

And drown. You're in life. Never, ever getting back together. This is it. You can listen. God bless Taylor. Who wants it? Anyway.

Who wants the pressure bracelet? I'm just trying to say. It's just funny, man. Salute to Taylor, salute to the Swifties. Salute the Beyonce and the beehive. Yes. Have they attacked you yet? The beehive?

No, because the. The Beehive hears me out. Yeah. It's these casuals who don't get it. The Beehive hears me talking about Beyonce's greatness, her excellence. This is a once in a generation, not even generation, century talent. This is not a criticism of Beyonce. She is un-fucking real.

Yeah. She's not even human being. You actually, the reality is Taylor and Beyonce are both icons in their own right. Of course. You know what I'm saying? Because Taylor is not some flash in the pan. This is, she's out here torn on her first. fucking album that came out

how long ago? You know what I'm saying? You know, her re-recorded album. I can't look that up, Alex. I think he's right, though. So if I'm right, it's in my blood. No, I remember being... If I'm right, it's in my blood.

I remember being an MTV back in the day, and she was up there causing commotion, and we was like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. And they was like, that's Taylor Swift. That's Taylor, 2006. Oh, six? Yeah.

Which album came out in 2012? No, that's right, too, though. Guarantee Damn, Taylor been out since 06? That's what I'm telling y'all. That's what I'm telling y'all. Survived an economic meltdown. She's still a country singer.

She's still considered a country, I think. She's not. She's everything like Beyonce. Listen, in a lot of ways. She's not singing no R&B. Listen, here's the reality. Beyonce, better dancer, no question. Better singer.

She's a better everything. No. But Beyonce is better dancer. But here's the thing. Dancing is not music. Like, I don't know why we're bringing that into music. Like, Beyonce might also be better at fishing. That has nothing to do with making music.

Because when you're talking about the overall greatness of an artist, you have to include dancing if they dance. Like, Michael, you can't take away to dance. I can't take away the dancer in Michael. I never, I'm not, when I'm listening to Michael Jackson, I'm not watching a dance. Can't imagine Michael without the moonwalk. Say again?

You can't imagine Michael without the moonwalk. You can't imagine Michael without the leaning into the... Right. You know? Yeah. Wait, what? You know what? You know what?

You go get another friendship for that one. You go get another friendship bracelet for that one. That was good. That was good. That was good. You missed it, Taylor, because you too busy, mesmerized by the swiftness. Oh, man. Listen, listen, Michael Jackson, I can completely separate.

Michael Jackson's voice is so unbelievable. I can separate it entirely from the dancing and still enjoy it more than anything else. world. Okay. I'm never listening to Michael Jackson missing the dancing. Never one time have I put on a Michael Jackson song and thought, man, I'd like to see him dance. When I see him dance on top of it, I go, what is happening? It adds to the experience. Right now. But I mean, that's what the great to do, right? Like even with Beyonce, she knew. I'm going to do single ladies. This is a great record. Boy, see the dance that go. Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift. You know what I mean? Taylor Swift. Exactly. That's why you have to talk about That's why you have to talk about Taylor Swift Because she's in the conversation without the dance moves What does that mean about the music? What does that mean about the playing? Think about that. She's in the conversation without the dance music.

You're putting her in the conversation. I know that you guys are going to say something racist. What conversation? And say, oh, white people don't care about dancing as much. Well, that wasn't what Beyonce said when she came to my parents' dance studio to learn. That's not what Beyonce said when she came to my dance studio to learn. I'll ask my mother right now. I'll ask my mother.

This had to be before she was banned from going to public places because of the Michael Jackson law. Yes, most likely. But don't get me wrong, there was some security that came through. My dad saw her. She said, he said, wow, what an absolute. Well, they do that too, though. That's what a beautiful woman. That's what a beautiful woman.

They do that, though. They sneak her in places, too. They snuck her in. They sneak her in. They put her in disguise. Put her in disguise. A lot of times you think you see in Jay-Z, but it's really Beyonce. That's just a red wig.

No, I'm serious. That's disrespectful. That was wrong. That's disrespectful. Hey, hey, beehive. They have a whole, they have a whole, they have a whole, they have a whole, they have a whole mask and everything. You didn't know that? What?

You didn't know that? No. Oh, my God. Think about all the times you see Jay Z walking to a building. You see Hogue walk in, right? It's actually Beyonce. But they, you always see him walking twice. Oh, my God, sometimes when you see Jay Z, he's got to do.

Yeah. Y'all have not paid attention. Yo, you cool. He walked in. Wait till, wait till the wintertime. You don't really notice it in. You don't really notice it in the same. summer too much. In the wintertime, like he got on clothes and coached.

When he was on the jet ski with the helmet and he, that was really Beyonce! Never saw Beyonce and Jay together. On the motherfucking jet ski together. You saw him separately. And he just took that L. Everybody making fun of him for having the light jacket on the jet ski. Disguise. It's a distraction. It was a disguise. How many times we seen Jay Z walking to a place twice? Pay attention. You don't be paying attention. They don't need to be paying attention. You see J.B. walking twice. Never see Beyonce

walk in. So she's wearing a dreadhead. She's wearing a dreadhead. Dredwig, she got the stilts in the legs. Was that Stallon battling Beyonce in an elevator? Like, who was fighting in an elevator? That was a rare occasion where you actually saw them. The one time you saw them together was a slug fest. That's a rare occasion.

This is absolutely fascinating. Michael used to do it all the time. Michael used to do it all the time. Michael was always in disguise. Yes, he was. All the time. He would be disguised. Sometimes it's another famous person just to throw you off.

You didn't know this? Honestly, did you not know this? Come on. Did you not know this? Did you? You know how many times Michael Jackson used to dress up with Eminem? Y'all are crazy. Y'all just don't know his history.

So it's just like I can't even have a conversation. He used to dress up as Eminem? He used to dress up with Eminem him. He didn't know that? I feel like the only person I dressed up as someone else is Drake. What? He does all the time. This is Michael Jackson started that.

It's the only way he was in public. He did. He did. He started that. Drake does do a lot of cosplayer. Drake does a lot of cosplayer. He does. He just dresses up with other people a lot.

Oh, God, I thought that was a very different thing. I thought that was... I know. I know. I know. I know what you thought. What I did. Listen, let's do some positively brilliant.

What a fucking idiot. We've never done this before. This is a new segment. We're adding to the show. Cameron and Mace, signed deal for new... It's not a podcast, though, is it? Yeah. A podcast.

It's a sports show. It's a sports show. It doesn't come out of audio or nothing, though? I don't think so. I'd be surprised if it didn't as well. Yeah. But bravo to them. They absolutely killed it.

They got the culture. Bravo to them. I mean, it is very smart. The reason I say what they did is very smart because there was no rappers in that lane. You notice there's a lot of rappers doing a lot of the same stuff, right? A lot of the rappers are just opening the microphone, giving the opinion on things, right? Cameron and May said, nah, fuck that. Let's go talk about sports.

You know what I mean? And in their unique, authentic. way. And it works for them. Like, and that's what everybody needs to remember this. Everything doesn't work for everybody. Why does it work for Cameron and Mace? Because they are athletes. They used to be athletes. They used to hoop. They played college ball.

A lot of people forget about that. They used to hoop. They were really good. I think they, I think, at least Cam, maybe Mace as well played at the garden for the it's called the PSAL when you go to public school, you're part of like the public school athletic league. So the PSA championship, I think he played in the garden. Because the

The championship game is in the garden. That was always the dream. You're like, oh, my God, we can actually play the next play. Taylor's, you got audio? You got audio, Taylor? We play from the wish we'll call it. Taylor, don't do this. Don't say you got audio and then take five minutes to get the audio up.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's start counting. And don't go to Twitter for a search engine and then pull up the cam audio. It's right here. But thank you so much.

And now you got a sports show, which is so cool. Now, I know you went into basketball. Yeah. So this is perfectly, I can see the pathway here. Yeah. So what happened is this is this? They've been coming to me for years to do a podcast and do this type of thing and that type of thing.

And I'm like, see, you're better than me. I don't want to talk to people for a living if that's going to make my living. So I'm like, I love sports and I need to be on television. People always offer me things to do on television. So I'm like, let me create my own show, not somebody give me a show, and see how it goes.

And it's been really successful so far. Yeah. I mean, listen, the reason I give Cam so much props because people were going to him to do, were coming to him to do a bunch of shows that he chose not to do. They've been trying to get camera on on reality TV forever. The loving hip-hopes of the world. VH-1 probably came to him with other shows.

Who knows what other networks? And he decided not to do it. Cam has been an innovator for a long time. I don't go fuck with nobody say there was a point where Cam, I remember them announcing it on all hip-hop, and they were saying that Cam was going to be the host of a, they didn't call it to catch a predator, but the show they described

was the catch of predator That would have been unbelievable My God That would have been the most watched show on television You can still do something like that I got an idea if I can't Talking The catch

The catch I know when you're trying to go at it I'm trying to find a politically correct way to say All I'm saying is a pause game Right So you catch people in pause worthy moments Yeah

Not just saying things But actually Doing things Like if you have the white party and Michael Rubin is hugging little baby from the back. You know what I'm saying? You run up on him, you know, like on some Mr. Wiles. What's the dude name from that show, Christopher Wallace?

Not Christopher. Chris. Chris. Chris. Oh, uh, Christopher, Chris. Hanson. Hanson. Hanson.

Hanson. Yes. Hanson. Hanson or Hanson? Hanson or Hanson? Hanson. Oh, the booty warrior called him Chris Hanson. Yes.

But. What? Excuse me? Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hanson. But see, I call you Chris Hansom. I like you. And I want you. Don't you?

To catch, so you're catching people in the act of being of pauseworthy moments. You know what I mean? I like that. I like that. That's interesting. Not just, that's just the language. So you go to the Met Gala and you wait for somebody to walk up and take the pictures

and then just a yo. It's a lot of a yo. It's a lot of air. Hey, yo. To catch a. That's it. To catch a yo. That's it.

The catch a yo. The catch a yo. Starring Cameron. That's it. I'm catching people in pauseworthy moments. That's it. You know what I mean? That's it.

That's it. Perfectly normal. running up on dudes eating glizzies. You know what I mean? It's a lot. It could be a lot of Ayo's you can catch people doing. I saw one of the wildest things I've seen in my life. You're driving a car, your boy leaning over to get something with his head is down.

Come on, now. You know what I'm saying? Come on, now, that's crazy right now. Even just hearing you say that was crazy. That's what I'm saying. That's the show. What did you see that was crazy? I saw a guy at a baseball game, had a beer, had a glizzy that he brought in to,

he snuck into the baseball game. In a plastic bag, opens a plastic bag, takes out the glizzy, drops the glizzy in the beer, uses the glizzy as a stroll. Hey, yo! No, that shit was nasty. Hey, you! Hey, yo! Especially if the beer still got the white buzz at the top? Yo.

Oh, my God. But did he, like, poke a hole through it? Right here, right? You didn't know, I came. No, there it is. You busted off. I already busted. That's why I didn't know what happened at the end.

Yeah, this is crazy. Yeah, this guy's absolutely. fucking animal. You need to be arrested. You got to arrest people like that. You got this is suspicious. That is. Come on, yo. Come the fuck home. We got to talk to Chris Moreau about this. We got to talk to Chris Moreau about this. This is how fucking diseases begin. Yo, he wants beer with glizzy flavor. No, there's children around, bro.

We worried about the drag queens. God, damn. This is how pandemic happened, man. Seriously? Hey, man. This is our motherfucking pandemic start, yo. Yo, that's crazy. He's not even doing it as a joke, too. Like, he's really... Can we talk about how Charleney scared Chris off of the show?

What I do? What? I don't even do that. Don't even do that. What I do, man? You scared Chris off the show. Why, man? Because he's not here because you scared him about the heart thing.

No. Matter of fact, let me salute my guy, man. Let me salute our guys. Because show's already... It's impressed. Dr. Shapiro, Dr. Green, Dr. Puma. Dr. Shapiro, Dr. Green, Dr. Puma. Soren Clinic.

Of Surin. Green Soren clinic. Yes. I wrote down exactly what the fuck it is they do, though. They do this iodine cat scan thing for your heart. That's where I found out I got some calcium. But I had already did the iodine thing. This one is different because that you can see it within minutes of some shit like that.

It's called the coronary CT scan with heart flow. Yep. You've been hearing us had these conversations about cardiovascular issues. Go to soren. I'm going to do these tests. Go to soren, yo. And do you know that if you're in Soren and there is some type of blockage or something,

they can put the stint in you right there? In that moment? In that facility. Did you have... No, no, no. I don't got nothing to that. I don't got anything to that. My wife is super clean.

He told my wife, you know what I want you to do? Go do some drugs. He was like, go smoke something, go drink something, eat whatever you want. He was just like, this is unbelievable how clean her heart is.

He was like, I will trade you this. hard skin and $50. That's what he told her. Clean is a fucking whisper. It sounds like he's trying to riz up your wife right in front of you, my boy. It sounded like he's talking about your wife's body right in front of you, my boy.

That was a little crazy. Yo, you need to chill out, Dr. Puma? Did that say Swift? What? Glizzy as a straw is crazy. What? Of course it says Swift. Oh, my God.

Click that. Click that. Oh, and under it says for all the dogs. There we go. Under it, says for all the dogs. Look for all the dogs, Taylor. Look at that. Look at that.

Just beautiful. I think this is positively brilliant. Because, I mean, for Drake to find a rare basquayat picture of a dog and make it his album cover. Is that Drake? That's a boxayat, bro. I thought that was Taylor Swift. No, that's a, that's a Bosciat. The name of his album is called for all the dogs.

And that's like, that's a rare Bostiat. They said it was a rare Bostiat that they found and it was unfinished. Why are you doing this? What? Now, it has to be his kid painted that or made that. Oh, this is a Bostiat. This guy is crazy. This is a Bosti Yacht.

Didn't Bansi do your shirt? Yeah. All right then. So why can't Bosti Yacht do an album coming for Drake? I don't know what's going on. What do you mean? I don't know what's going on right now. But if his son made it, it's a beautiful drawing and it's amazing.

It's spectacular. If Basquiat made that, if Vasquiat made it, I think we got to look at the Bosquiat legacy. I think we got to look at it. We have to be, listen, let's be clear, right? Yes, Drake's son did make this. But come on, man, most art that people say is high in and beautiful looks like this, bro.

Yo, maybe his son is that. Am I tripping? Yeah. Now, you're not turning. Art is bullshit. stupid. That's what I'm saying. Like, why couldn't this be a Bostchiite? And I'm not taking away from the greatness of Bostchiat. I'm just saying why couldn't this be a Bostia? Son, that's a compliment to the Drake's son. He might be the next Bostiat.

Drake's son might be the next Bosti. Why don't we start talking about that? And by the way, I respect nepotism. Like, why wouldn't you take your son's picture and make it your album? Son, why would you not want to put your kids on? Why not? I understand what people shit on nepotism because they're trying to get on. Right? But if it's you and your family, you want to put your family on, you're not going to tell your family, sorry, we don't believe in nepotism. I hope you struggle and, you know, have nothing in your life. You only shit on nepotism when you don't have any. There we go. Like, some people look at the word nepotism and think ice cream. I can't wait to nepotize. What? Yes. Zane. You know what I'm

saying? I agree with you. What do you call your children that are nepotists? Are they nepotists? Like, little nepotism. And you should take advantage of nepotism. Why wouldn't you? Little nepotis. You little nepotist? That feels a little, that feels a little like the N-word. Right? Little nepotists. Look at these little nepotists running around with all my money. Spending this. Going on. You little nebring grateful. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yo.

After all I nip you, little nepotist. Yo, is that the white inward? Is that what the Rockefeller's saying? Look at these little nepotism running around. I think that actually think this is really dope. Because here's the thing about Drake. Drake historically has not had great album cover.

The one on the Sears Tower, whatever that shit is? That's one of the better ones. That was fire. That's one of the better ones. But if you're reading this too late, that was garbage, but ended up being a cultural phenomenon. So if it hits, it hits, the pregnant emoji one, that took no thought. You remember that? You know what I mean? But I mean, if it hits and then the culture's using it, is it a bad cover? No. If you're reading this is too late, it was perfect. Like, that was perfect for the time.

But I think Jay-Z was the first to do that. I think Blue Ivy was on a song when she was two days off. On four, four, four, yeah. He was the first rapper to put his... Like, she was the youngest, the youngest child. What I mean? Stevie Wonder had that song where the baby was crying. Isn't she lovely? I think that was his baby.

Yeah, that was Stevie Wonder's child. Isn't she loved? Because I know blue was two days old. Yeah, the baby was crying coming out of the womb. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Stevie had the cut the umbilical cord. Ended up cutting somebody's thing girl.

Damn. Damn, yo. What a tragedy. What a tragedy. I can't talk to y'all if y'all, not historians. Y'all are supposed to know this. Listen. I believe you. I believe you.

They let Stevie Wonder cut the umbilie, bro. Cut the umbilie, that's nuts, man. He snipped the doctor's pinky off. And the doctor was fine with it because it was Stevie. It was fucking Stevie. So then who ended up clipping the umbilical cord? I don't know. Isn't that interesting?

I never thought about it. Yeah. He probably gave him another chance. When you give him another chance, man, come on, man, if you give him a bat and you tell him hit the pinata and he misses, you're not going to say nothing, man. You know, you're just going to move the pinata after about two minutes of chuckles. You know what I'm saying? After about two minutes of chuckles, you're just going to move the pinata right where he's at and you're going to start saying to the left to the left. How long?

What is the grace period for laughing at a disability? So like... Depends what it is. Okay. So break it down. Like if a blind person does some blind shit, how much can we laugh for how long? It depends what it is.

Depends what it is. Okay. Most blind people I know have an amazing sense of humor. And they make jokes about being blind. Okay. You know what I'm saying? They'll say stuff like, yo, they'll call you and then you be talking

and you're like, yo, y'all, I'm hit you on FaceTime real quick. You know what I'm saying? Pick up FaceTime real quick. You know what I'm saying? Stuff like that. You don't think that's a thing. I believe it. No, that's really happened before. So stuff like that is different. But it depends what happens with the disability.

Okay, what if somebody's just morbidly obese? Is that a disability, though? Technically. Yeah, obesity is a disability? So let's say they're morbidly obese. Oh, don't do it. Okay, okay. Okay, true story.

Can I tell you one thing real quick before? Can I tell you one thing real quick? All right, you go, you go. Then I got one for you, Charlotte, man. Fat person, won't say their name. There was a, there was, he's his producer. When I used to go down to Miami, suit to my guy at BV, Circle House Studios, this fat producer would pull up in this little sports car.

I don't know what, I don't know, I don't know if it was a Ferrari or Porsche, whatever. Yeah. They knew what time he was coming when he would pull up, they would call everybody to come gather around the window. And watch him attempt to get out of this car. And he was really a big guy. And it would take him at least five to seven minutes every single time. He'd be doing all this.

No. Like just to get out the car. Then he would get out and do his clothes. Like everything was all good. Oh, and they pull down a shirt. Yeah. And they pulled down their shirt. So I think that's fair game to laugh at.

I saw, you know there's that, hold on. You know there's that egg challenge? No. Crack of egg challenge. You haven't seen the moms on TikTok. doing this. So all these moms on TikTok, there's this little challenge where they crack an egg on their kid's head. They got an infant that's with them. It's like, we're going to make some eggs with mommy. Child abuse. And the kid's like, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they crack an egg.

Yo. A toddler. Toddler. There's, I'm scrolling, bro, and I'm deep on this shit because this is mad funny. Bro, I get to one and the mom cracks the head on the kid with down syndrome, bro. What happened? What happened? You got to scramble. You got to scramble. that egg after that. You can't just motherfucketing. You can't, you can't,

you can't, like, you do, man. We are never, ever, ever, get back together.

You do, man. Bro. That's fucked up to that. That's fucked up. First of all, I think it's fucked up

to be cracking an egg across the kid any kid head. No, it's kind of funny, bro. Damn.

It's kind of funny because the, the boys all take it and the girls not play it. Why would you want to do that? Aves are hard. Aids ain't no fucking.

Because these moms are annoyed with their kids destroying their pussies and shit. Are they just looking for content on TikTok? Oh my God. TikTok is ruining people's lives. Oh, my God. We had this conversation yesterday. Everything is content. Everything is content.

Everything is attention. Let me see this shit. Bro, hold on. It ain't that one. Let me see that. Yeah, that's the friends. And the little boy said it hurt. You know these little boys be capping, bro.

That's right here. Yo, that's fucked up. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm cracking an egg. Yo, it's funny. But wait so you go to Downs.

You got to hit that shit hard, bro. Okay, at least you got it back. In blood. Mom. Mom's used to getting busted on in the face. Jesus. But why? Who made this?

Why are you doing that to these little kids? We got to stop traumatizing little kids for our TikTok's, man. Why is that shit funny to be? It's a little fun. It's a little fun. And she hit them twice. there you go get you get back kid that's what I like

you missed the reason get you get back kid now there's a the re-re one the re-we one is crazy he need egg whites that little boy's little pork little pork little pork oh right there right there right there Taylor that's the one right right right

she don't have Down syndrome no watch my Charlotte watch watch watch watch right look look at here oh come on man come the fuck Y'all, come on, man. You ain't never seen the video. The mama hit the little kid with Down syndrome in the head.

Then the little kid hits himself in the head. Herself. Bro. That's fucked up, man. God damn. Yo, Alex, you fucked up for bringing that up, bro. That's fucked up. That's fucked up for bringing that up, now.

Taylor was telling me about a show on Netflix starring on. If the parent is cool with it, then it's okay to laugh. No, it's not. No, it is. There's a lot of fucked up things, parents in you and now for the sake of attention. You can't tell a parent how to raise that kid. You can't, but God damn, man, parents got to stop doing shit for attention. Stop traumatizing your kids for attention.

Taylor, what are you bringing up? This is a show on Netflix. Oh, what is it? It's a Netflix show. This is from the sun. It says Netflix, yeah, Netflix sparks outrage with new dating show, Down for Love, as fans fume, you're going to hell for this. I disagree.

So what does it? I think it says more about the people complaining about this show than it does the people with Down syndrome because we live in this world where everybody says we've got to have equality and you know we have to be inclusive to normalize people and normalize things why can't those kids with down syndrome look for love why can't those kids with down syndrome find love come on bro don't play this i'm serious man i agree i've been watching the show yeah i've been watching the show another one love on the spectrum what is love on the spectrum it's autistic and down syndrome kids yeah and in australia it's on netflix and it's one of the most wholesome

beautiful shows man because these are pure kids pure kids pure kids you're That's pure kids. They're beautiful. They deserve love too. They deserve to date. They deserve to have sex. I just hope this shit is scored properly. Like when this shit come on, I want to hear Brandy.

I want to be down with what you're going through. I want to hear that shit. You know what I mean? What? See, I'm getting that shit right now. I hope this show is scored properly. It's going down. I want to hear Mary J. Blige.

I'm going down. You know what I'm saying? I want to hear when they having fun. When they having fun, I want to hear juvenile and drag on. I'm the down bottom. You know what I'm saying? Do y'all just bust your guns? Hell yeah, we bust our guns.

Tell they come. And right we make them come. To the left. To the east. Yes, man. I want to hear C murder down for my hitters. Yo. I'm serious.

This show is about love. So I need all the love songs that got down in the name. And I need all the part of the town down baby. Your street in the rain, bro, the street, creeper baby. I'm ready to let it go. Come on, man. Come on, man. I'm all for this show.

I come from a land down under. It's in Australia, isn't it? I don't know where it's from. Bro. Dude. That Taylor Smith just came out of. You just know what was that? The Land Down Under, the Land Down Under.

The Land Downs Under. How was Nep? Let me read this all. Let me see this. Netflix is facing a huge backlash after the launch of his brand new reality dating show Down for Love. Furious fans have hit out at the Screamer and blasted their decision to give their latest show offerings a different. Oh, a disrespectful name. Oh, get over this with the name, bro. I disagree.

I also think it humanizes people that have Down syndrome and it's New Zealand-based. I disagree. That's not disrespectful. It lets people know that it lets, I think that so many people have never had an interaction with someone who has Down syndrome. And then when you watch the show, you're like, oh my God, these are the most amazing human beings. Like, just full of love, kindness. They're hilarious. And the families know that they're hilarious. And that's why they feel comfortable sharing it.

It's not going ill. We're laughing at them. They're just funny individuals. And I don't know. I remember watching it. And I remember going, wow, this is beautiful. Like, absolutely beautiful. Yeah.

Saying that the title of this show is disrespectful is saying that saying they have Down syndrome of this respect. Exactly. It's an identifier, right? Like Black Panther, you know what I'm saying? Or when Eminem had the song, White America. Like, they're identifying themselves. This is what they do.

You know what I mean? And by the way, think about all the reality shows. That's what reality shows do. Flavor or Love, who starred in that? Flavor Flavre. I love New York. You starred in that. But a love with Ray J.

Real housewise of wherever. That's what I'm saying. Like, this is an identifier. I have no problem with this. I can think the name is very clear. The only thing I want is the score to match the title of the show. I need all of these songs that have down. It's going down to Black Street.

The homies got at me. That's right. Collaborations. Go watchdown for love, man. Go download it right now to whatever computer you got. Go watch down for love, okay? We need those ratings to be up. We need those ratings.

Not down. All right. That's a fire article. That's a fire article. It is. The ratings for... Oh, no, I can't. By the way...

The ratings for Del for Love have Up syndrome. By the way, if people don't watch this show, everybody's going to think folks are being funny when they say, The screams are really down for down for love. So we have to. Go do it. We have to. If the spirit moves you.

We have to. If the spirit moves you, what? If the spirit moves, you do it, man. Do it. I'm going to pick up what you put down, bro. I'm going to do it, bro. I'm going to do it, man. Yo, you need Taylor Swift in your life, yeah.

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Because Steve is, regardless of how the big mogul entrepreneur, Steve Harvey, has become one of the greatest radio personalities, TV hosts, he's still a stand-up, his roots are in stand-up. What did you think of this tweet? Is this out of bounds for a comedian? I mean, as a comedian, say whatever you want. You know, that's going to be with everything. Ideally, it's in the guise of a joke.

I'm curious why he would want to know that. Maybe it was just his team posting it, and they don't really know kind of how we do it as far as comics go, you know, like talking about another comics. Because I feel like this just opens up, this is a firing squad for the people that people consider unfunny. Why invite the energy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you think it was about? You think it was the team or you think it was actually him? Either it was the team, oh, man, he just went to a comedy show and was disgusting. He went to see somebody on stage and was just like, Man, it can't just be me, man. You know what I'm saying? So he had to tweet out a comedian, you don't find funny at all.

Because if you see, if 10 people say the person you just saw, you're like, it wasn't just me. You know what I mean? That's what I personally think happens. That's my personal opinion. But, I mean, I don't know. I'm not a comedian, so I don't know if this is out of bounds or not. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know about out of bounds.

You just don't see a lot of comics doing it. You don't see a lot of comics, especially, like, at his level, going out. You see a lot of maybe younger comics who haven't made it yet, and they're trying to, you know, trying to, they don't recognize the power their voice just yet because it's not powerful, meaning like nobody's listening to the pod. So they're saying it and they feel like it doesn't matter.

But once you're at Steve's level, if he even co-signs any of the people on that list, that's a big shot from a legend in comedy. Yeah. So I don't know. Yeah, and that's what lets me know whoever he's talking about if Steve did indeed tweet this is a big deal.

because Steve is not talking about the people on the come up. This we know. He's talking about folks that are already established. Who you think he's talking about him? I have no idea. Who's Steve C? I have no idea. Because honestly, man, who is talking shit about Steve?

Who is talking shit? I mean, everybody always talks shit about Steve. But not him as a funny person. Nah, people talk shit about. People talk shit about Steve because he's successful. Like, he's successful. He's been winning forever. Comes to the territory.

Comes to the territory. He's one of these people that some folks look at him, be like why him, you know what I mean, or what about him? Stop worrying about what about people. It's God. That's what. You know what I'm saying? God puts his hand, her hands on certain people.

And Steve Harvey is one of them. So I don't know who Steve was talking about. I would like to see dimensions. You want to look at dimensions, Taylor? Okay. You want to open dimensions? Let's go to the actual tweet and open dimensions. Let's see who people are saying.

We don't have to say no names, you know, unless it's people that I disagree with. You know what I'm saying? If it's people that y'all saying, y'all don't find funny, and I actually do find him funny, you know, I'm going to have to push back on this a little bit. Yeah. I wonder what inspired this, man.

Do you think he watched the special? And he was like, man, what is going on? Because usually, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's it. That's what the fuck happened. That's what it was. Well, like, what's the hype about this?

Yo, what if it's not even a... He would never call a non-stand-up a comedian, right? Yeah. He would never call, like, as social media comedian a comedian. Me and Donnell had that conversation this morning. Because Donnell was talking about how he met a young lady, he didn't say her name it,

he met a young lady who told him I'm a comedian. And he was like, the woman showed him like a sketch or something she did on Instagram. And he said to her, that's not comedy. And she goes, yes, it is. And so he said they actually looked up the definition of comedian. And I forgot what the actual definition is, but it's basically like somebody who makes you laugh through some type of art form.

You know what I mean? But Donnell wasn't looking at it like that because he's a stand-up comic. And he's a person who was on sketch. So he's had both experiences. That's the thing. It's like, oh, that's... Oh, that's... Oh, scroll up?

Who do we got? That's unfair. For me and we don't find... I can't even read. Hold on. These are just a responsible. No, this is just hate. People just hate.

Oh, yeah. People just hate. It says Kevin Hart. Stop. Get the fuck out of here. They always say Kevin Hart because he's nice. Hate. No, this is just hate.

No, this is just hate. It's hate. Pete Davidson bullshit. Bill Maher. It's all hate. It's all hate. That one maybe. That's all hate.

That is all hate. You can't put Bill Maher, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Will Ferrell, Mike. Fuck out of here. Nah. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Hate.

You're right. Just hate. But what you were saying about the comic thing? We don't consider anybody who's not a stand-up comedian or comedian. But people who are not, like I've heard comedic actors call themselves comedians, like, in front of me. And, like, they'll be like, yeah, you know, like, as comedians. And I probably had the feeling that you would have if I said, like, as black men, we got to stick together. You are black, though, bro.

Well, I know that. Yeah. But the people, maybe not you, the people, Taylor doesn't think I'm black sometimes. Why can't you be black? Sometimes. Sometimes you do think I'm black as hell. When? When my rhythm is crazy.

Why can't you identify as a black man? You know what I mean? What do you mean, identify? You can identify as a black man? I think I'm black. Who am I to tell you different? I don't think you're black, you cracker-ass cracker. Sometimes I identify as a cracker.

When you were in that soaring medical, did you feel like, a honky-ass cracker? No, I just felt like somebody with good health insurance and status. Talk to me. Who's sore and medical? They treated us like fantastic.

Like kings. No, yeah, I just, I don't consider anybody who doesn't do stand-up a comedian. That's not fair, though. I know it's not fair, but life ain't. Because comedic actor is a good... But here's the thing, you've got to add to qualifier.

You're a comedian. You're a comedian. That's what I'm saying. Add the qualifier. You're a sketch comedian. Add the qualifier. You know what I mean? Comedian is stand-up comic. Stand-up.

Add the qualifier. It's just like when you got to, you know, sometimes you got to add the qualifier. That's what trans is, right? Yeah, yeah. No, I'm serious. Like, that's what cisgen is, right? I'm a cis-comedian.

Yeah. They are a comedic actor. I'm a cis comedian. I'm a cis comedian. Yeah. They are trans-comedian. Okay, I'm not mad at that. Yeah.

I think that's fair. The definition is an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience lack. And it don't matter what it is. It could be anything. But act. Yo, what's your man name? I used to pop the, that used to bust. Oh, uh, uh, waterhead.

Watermelon head. No, not watermelon head. What the fuck you know I'm talking about, man? The diesel motherfucker. He wasn't always diesel. Sounds racist, but you're saying. Nah, man. Carrot top.

Oh, carotop. Watermelon head. So, yo, that is great. That's one of the more racist things I've ever heard. That's great. You're a racist thing. You're a racist. He used to bust the watermelon.

No, that's Gallagher. Oh, shit. Bro, you're racist, bro. Calling a black person watermelon hair. That's how he ain't black. He's ginger, bro. Those are the black ones.

He's a lot still? I think so, yeah. God bless Carrotop, man. No, for a real blessing. Watermelon head is crazy. What is he up to now? Y'allelight, I thought he used to bust the watermelon. No, Gallagher was the guy who busted the watermelon.

Okay. But didn't Gallagher do that to make people laugh? Yes. But he wouldn't be considered a comic. No, I think he was also doing stand-up. Pull up Gallagher. Let's see what they say Gallagher is. Oh, so he did stand-up. Okay. All right.

Everybody needs to qualify as what I'm saying. What about the people that aren't social media making jokes? What do you call them? Just influencers? People on social media making jokes. Civilians. Yeah, civilians can be funny. Like the pranksters and all the other stuff.

They're pranksters. That's what they're called. They're pranksters. We're so specific. We'll call ourselves stand-ups. Like, if I go, if I ask some, Oh, is blah blah, blah a stand-up? That's what I'll say.

Okay. And then to see if they actually do stand-up comedy. Like if I hear somebody's an actor on a day, oh, do they do stand-up? I won't be like, are they a comedian? But comedian is reserved if you do stand-up comedy. That's it. Come on, bro.

We can't be anything else. No, I'm with it. I'm with it. Is there any comedianian with Donald Central? Like stand-up comedy? I think she was on a list. Oh. This guy is.

Yo, you're an asshole. You. This guy's an absolute. I don't do what happens. This guy's an animal. You're an animal. I'm just asking. All right.

I'm just asking. Are wrecked penises are getting bigger, y'all. Yo, I feel that, though. No, not ours. We got the old models. No, I know what I'm saying. Huh? What?

Hey, yo. Yo, what the fuck? You're seeing the new models? I'm seeing them new models, bro. I said, erect penis is getting big. I've been feeling that. I've been feeling that, bro. It's going deep.

I'm like, hey, yo, chill out, bro. I didn't know that it goes that far. The size of the male erect penis has increased by 24% over the last 29 years. That's fire, dude. That's not clickbait. It is the result of a highly scientific

and in-depth systematic review carried out by a team of respected urologists from around the globe for the World Journal of Mental Health. What is the reason? I forgot the... Men's health. Men's health.

Scroll up, I want to see what the reasons were. The reasons were because they said because of the food. Oh, yeah, it was because of the food and they said pollution. Also inflation. You think so? Yeah. The price of the dick. What did they say on the wire?

The price of the dick going up. Wait, what is it? What did they say on the wire? The price of the work. The brick. The brick going up. The price of the brick going up. The price of the dick going up.

Hold on. 24% is crazy. Imagine your dick was a quarter bigger, bro? It is. They said it went from like four inches to like six, six and a half. Some crazy shit like that are four and a half, like seven. Four to five. That's crazy.

You know, 24% longer dick is wild. It's new model, man. That's that new model. That's the dicks that were made in the last 29 years, bro. Taylor, have you experienced any growth? Her era. No, I've been celibate. That's her era.

That's why she can just get on here sometimes and be like 10 inches of average. Hold on. You are, did you hear what she said? She said she's celibate. Nobody believes that. First of all, first of all, I only had sex with one guy this year.

He's selling a little bit of one. You're on your tickets, a little trash that ticket you had. Wow. What? What you're selling a little bit of him? Yeah. I'm not entertaining you.

But yes, I've been on a spiritual journey. Spirited journey. How long this has been going on? I didn't know about this. For, like, beginning of the year, I wasn't doing nobody

that dealt with someone. and then he pissed me off and then I'm back of being so little. Have you ever dealt with a guy who just says like I just cut me? I just come on.

But have you ever dealt with a guy who really laid it down and you're like, all right, he could treat me however he wants. Absolutely not. No. So that's not real.

No. Well, no, it's for some people. But like to me. No guys ever just busted it open to the point to the point where I've had, I've had,

I've had, I've had, no. You never had treat me like shit, dick in your life? What do you mean by that? Meaning the dick is so good. Like them talking shit in dirt?

No, like, yo, treat me like shit. The dick is that good you can treat me. Oh, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You never had that good dick in. Like, it's so good. It don't matter.

He's treat me like garbage. Don't call me back. Every woman has had that at least one. Yeah. No, that's what I'm saying. I had one guy that I thought it was really good, but I don't have, like, I don't have, like, a longevity in that. Like, I'll give you a couple more. I'll give you a couple more chances, but then that's it.

Like, I can't. You'll fuck him a couple more times, but if you don't get his mind right, you out. Yeah. No, and I'm in a couple more, like, I just keep a distance, though now. How much of the distance? 10 inches between you? I hate you. Yo, Taylor, can I ask you a question?

Did you ever have a man send you this? Do you ever have a man say, hey, hey, I will love you to this life to the next. And if next life won't grace me with you, I will still love you to the next one. And the next one and the next one. until death finally give up on us. Back in college. Ain't nobody ever said that to you? Never.

Nobody ever dropped Cynthia. No bars on you? When I say never, I mean never. Back in college, why? Don't do that. Scroll to happen. Charlene, do you want? Charlene, do you want?

Charlene was another hug. Young syndrome, please. Throw down. Don't call the young syndrome, yeah. She don't remind you a syndrome from Incredible? I hate you. Yo, she might be... She's syndrome from the Incredibles, man.

A little bad villain. You are syndrome. You really are syndrome, man. You are syndrome. Anything you get you deserve, man. Oh, no. Especially when they don't reply. Hold on, Taylor.

Taylor, did anybody ever tell you, did anybody ever say this one to you? Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those that love with heart and soul, there is no such thing as separation. Is this chat GPT? Ah, son. That's Roomy.

That's Rooney. That's Rooney. But now, bro, like... What are you on? What are you talking about? By the way, all you young boys out there that's still single man, Rumi and Maya Angelou, you can't lose.

Oh, oh, oh. Mahmood Darwish. If you need a bar to send to your girl, Mahmood Darwish, Palestinian writer, poet. Beautiful. Oh, God. What about this one right here?

I got one more for you. If you really want, if you really want, I got one more for you, Taylor. All that shit is not. This is, okay. But I think what scares me the most is if I woke up one day and forgot my name, I'd probably still remember yours. Damn. Especially if you're Taylor.

And I just came from a Taylor Swift show. Thank you. No one's ever, ever, ever. Don't forget your name. Listen, did you see? Sorry to just, just one last question. So with that guy, do you guys think you'll ever be getting back together or no? He's so annoying.

I cut him off. Can you, do you think you've ever put the lasagna on a dude so good one time that he was? Not the lasagna. Yeah. Please, ladies. Don't have a lot. That's crazy. I call that your vagina lasagna.

Come on with the little white cremish. Ew. Ew. The blood. The blood. Oh, my God. You ain't never got some strawberries. Ew.

Yeah, the lasagna. Hold on. You never put the lasagna on them? Ew. You never put the lasagna on a dude so good that he was just completely different side? Honestly, that's really nasty. All right, should we think of a different thing? That's a crazy thing.

Yeah. You're riding a guy, you're a girl, and you're like, the G is silent, like lasagna. Ooh. Or whatever the fuck, little wings. Who? Who! Who? Come on.

What? Real G's moving silence. It's like lasagna. You never put the lasagna on the dude. When you say lasagna? You're talking about peery blood and fucking cuck? No, you never put the box. You never put the box on a dude

to the point where he was absolutely hypnotized by you. You never once did that? Yes. Why do you? And then. Okay. No. My shit's not chopped cheese.

You got to talk for what you from. You never put that Philly cheese with the pro bologna? You never put that probealone on it? You never put that probealone on it? You never put that pretzel with cheese on a bunch of my fucking. You never did that one time for the culture. You never added a fries and he was completely hypnotized by you. You never hit a dude with that iscabibble.

Ooh. Oh, you never did that one time? No, for real, Taylor, come on. You never did that one time? You never put that baby back ribs on a day? I have, and I see the repercussions out there. I can't get rid of them for real. What do you mean?

They're like... A bunch of Philly girls sitting around talking to each other. Yeah, I played with the crack at his Liberty Bell. Oh! No, they got the crack. Oh, wait a minute, you're talking about finger in their head. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Bingham. Oh, my God. Is that what girls in Philly are doing right now? They're playing with the crack? That's not just in Philly. Are they ringing the Liberty Bell? Is that what it's called? Are they winging the Liberty Bell?

Oh, my God. These girls in Philly are crazy. These girls from Philly are crazy. Can I be clear? I've never paying a man's ass and never will. Please, well. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Save that for your family.

Your husband. Wait. Hold on which one. Eat your husband's ass? Huh? Do you partaking that? What, eating ass? No.

Yes. Yeah, eat ass. Really? Of course. He said that before. Man, people should fully eat ass, too. Bro. They took it up a notch.

We're out here doing 69s. They're doing 76es. What's 76? The Philadelphia 76s, but how you do that? That sounds like back to back. It sounds like they fight. It's just a fight. I ain't calling you ever again.

76. That's what James Harden doing with Darrell Morey. That's about James trying to get out of Philly right now. That's fact. Every time I get with a great, they try to 76 me, yo. Yo, these girls don't know how to fucking Philly, man. You don't know how to fuck the thing, bro. That's crazy.

You didn't have to... That's how I know you from fucking lower Darby. What? You ain't even defending Philly. Yo, have you ever put your lower Arby's on a dude? Oh, my God. Lower Arby's. Yo, but Arby's do look like...

Throwing the lower Arby's? You got to throw the lower Arbyes on it, too. Loarby. Yo. I would never... Lower Arby. I never want to put... You got to put your lower Arbyes.

Arby's is disgusting. No, but you got to put your lower Arby's on. Like even to compare, like even that sentence, no. Why? She doesn't get the meat, though. Yo, do you not got the meat? Arby's look like. Where's the meat?

You don't got the meat? You got to give the dude a meat sweat. I ain't on a, give a dude the meat. I'm on a spiritual journey and I don't feel right talking about this anymore. You should be on a spiritual journey. She told you she don't feel like talking about it. I'm saying because you need to be on a spiritual

journey because you was fucking up. Taylor, I'm with you. Taylor, I'm with you. I'm with you, Taylor. No, I'm not. Okay. You were fucking up, bro. Lower Arby is insane, though.

Say what? Lower Arby. Yo, because she was spreading around the lower Arby's, bro. Oh, shit, now we talk. Now that's the headline. That's a fucking headline. That's a fucking headline.

Steph Curry says he's the greatest point guard ever with the caveat. What is the caveat? He said, if you count. Is there audio? Oh, I saw this little clip-a-clip clip Are there a audience? No, I like...

Oh, he was on Gilbert Arena Spod? Yeah, shut up, Gilbert, man. Flute the Gil? Aged zero. I don't know Gilbert. I never met him, but I fuck with him from far. I fuck with you, Gilbert. Gilbert said, no, Steph said, what did he say?

He said, I'm the greatest point guard ever. Gilbert asked, and he said, yeah. Me or magic. Me or magic. Magic. If you counted magic. He said if you count magic. Let me see. Finally, it's seen him.

Kerry, are you the greatest point, God ever? I am the greatest wherever he... Huh? Whenever he went to. Read that shit from me, man. I'm losing my eyesight, man. Oh, there you go. I am the greatest. Wherever he went and to anyone who asked, yet what many of the write-ups failed to capture

with the interesting, immediate tone, shift, and courage response. He needed less than two seconds to confidently tell aren't yes, but then started to say, I have to, before he interrupted himself and repeated his yes. Pronounce or more? That don't sound like the caveat. Oh, play that.

Let's see what he say that. You got me reading when you got... Are you the best point guard ever? Yes. Yes. As me and magic, the conversation? Yeah.

Like, we're just fucking. You know, because, you know, as, as... We can look at stats all day, right? You know, we can look at stats and try to judge. I wasn't around with... I know. I know, right? So I know there's not a lot of six, nine point. No one's trying.

I'm thinking about the 90s growing up. There was nobody trying to be a six nine point guard, right? I mean, it just, but I can witness and watch every kid trying to be Curry. You know what I mean? So it's like the influence that you really have on the game from the position as a player. I, you know, I look at the stats and say, okay, magic and curry. when I look at the kids and I watch AAU is like, nah.

Yeah. I mean, I obviously I have to answer that way, but I really feel like, to your point, like, Magic's resume is ridiculous. Like, all right, so the fact that we're even having that conversation is a that's a place I never thought I'd be in, but the fact, to your point

of like how you grade it in the whole conversation, that's why we have the conversations because it's fun and it's, you know, measuring errors against each other. And I love, that's what basketball is all about. That's why people watch. It's why people get, you know, he did the base about it. I love it. So you put me on my own team. Yeah, I'm a rep myself for sure. Everybody knows the greatest sports takes come from Brewing Nidious Podcast. Fact. I was born in 1978. I don't see one lie that

Steph Curry said. The conversation is him and Magic Johnson. Not even close. You think Steph over magic? Yeah. I mean, it depends. If you're talking about traditional boy card as a distributor, then you have to, you have to go magic. I think you also have to add. If you're talking of scoring point cards, I think it's Steph over Isaiah by Isaiah was absolutely fantastic too. But didn't it say AI with a point guard? I always look at AI like a shooting guard.

I did too. Yeah. But and also John Stockton, if you look at just straight distributors, there's nobody that's going to touch Stockton's record, but at the same time he don't got the chips, so it's hard to put him in that category. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, yeah, I'll give it to Steph. I didn't watch Magic, but you can't deny a greatness of magic. So I saw magic. And? I think. that they, those two revolutionized the point guard position. We've had this conversation here on Breweryneed before.

When you talk about people who revolutionized the game of basketball, magic, it's a short list. Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Steph fucking Curry, revolutionized the game of basketball. You got AI in there. Some people might throw Shaq in there, you know what I mean? But to your point, there was only one person that could do what Shaq could do and that was Shaquilla O'Neal. That's it. You know what I mean? The conversation is absolutely Magic Johnson, Steph Curry.

Y'all can go back and forth. Y'all can debate. I haven't seen anything. You know, y'all already know my top five is. I told you all my top five this. Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Steph Curry, LeBron James, Magic Johnson, in that order. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean? In that order. You're top five. And even though I got Kobe number two, Steph is still the second greatest player of all time. Wow. I can't say that anymore. I can't say that with a straight face.

I got Kobe number two still. I feel like the disrespect for Kobe Jellygreen Bryant is unbelievable. If we say Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time, and then you say that the closest person to Michael Jordan is Kobe, and then some people would say skill-wise, Kobe might have been better. Skill-wise, I don't know. I got to put Kobe number two.

But Steph is definitely my definitive number three, have the chance to go to number two, you know what I'm saying, all time. But Steph is, you know, him and Magic is definitely in the conversation. It's almost disrespectful to say Steph is a better point guard than Magic because to what you said,

because I'm old school, so I think a point guard being passed, a passer. So it's kind of disrespectful to say. But Magic, man, five NBA championships, what, I think three NBA finals MVP's two regular MVPs, you know, beat HIV one-on-one. Come on, bro. Yeah, that statistic right there is absolutely phenomenal.

Come on, man. What do you think? God, I think Michael Jordan, number one. LeBron number two, maybe Kobe three. Maybe? Yeah, I think maybe Kobe three. After that, I mean, like, do we throw Tim Duncan? in there.

I fucked up. Magic got three MVP's. Magic got five NBA championships, three NBA finals, MVP's, three MVP's, 12 all-star appearances, two-time all-star NBA,

two-time all-star MVP, nine-time all-MBA first team, all-NBA, second team, all-N-A rookie team. I mean, magic is magic, I mean, yeah, let's not play games.

Yeah, I'm not, but all I'm saying is Steph is right. That is the conversation. I'll debate with him in magic all day. I just don't know. I don't know who. I really don't know who. And that's a generational thing.

Like, we're all going to be prisoners in a moment. You know what I mean? We're going to remember the thing that is most recent, that recency bias will affect us. Steph is the guy, man. You know. Steph gets a lot of flak because he's light skin. Yo, that's true. I feel like I get that.

Shut up. You do? Can we pay some bills real quick? Can I take a piss? Yeah. I'll see you over there squirming. I got to go bad. I got you.

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Oh, Trumpito. Yeah, Trump, man. They about to do Trump. They're about to do them. Like, they say that they're going to make Trump do a mugshot, which I got to believe. I got to fear to believe it. You know what I'm saying? Why is he ducking the debates?

What's the strategy? He's so good at debates. No, he actually said why. Every single person is going to bring up his charge. Here's the thing. No, they're not. There's only like one person that will probably bring up the charges because the reality is everybody else on that stage is on Trump's dick and they know that if they can't be president, they could be the VP.

Yeah, but I mean, so a lot of what you're going to really see at that debate is auditions for people to be his vice president. The only person that would probably go at him is Chris Christie. I don't even know if Mike Prince made the debate. I don't think he made the debate. Let's see. Is Vivek Ramswamy or whatever his name is? I don't know.

I don't think he has enough. He's been gaining some steam, though. Yeah, but he doesn't have enough people to. Let's see who made the debate, man. You don't think they will say something like, oh, I believe in Trump and I trust his policies, but all the stuff he has going on outside, it's just, it's making it hard for the Republicans. So he's worried that the focus will be on the negative things that he's done instead of him just bullying everything. Yeah.

And then he can't even talk about this stuff. because then it could hurt his cake. Oh, he's under, oh, that's probably more it. He can't defend himself. Oh, yeah, eight candidates. Eight of the 14 candidates for the GOP nomination. Governor Doug Bergam qualified, Governor Chris Christie, Governor Ron DeSantis, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Healey, Governor Asia Hutchison, Vice President Mike Pence,

Vivek, Ramah Swamy. Oh, he's in there. Yeah, Senator Tim Scott all made the presidential debate. Damn, Larry. Elder, you didn't make the debate after you destroyed the breakfast club? Oh yeah, what happened was that? I saw clips going up of that. That's all it is is clips.

You know, Larry Elder pulled a fucking, he did what you did with Taylor Swift. You know what I'm saying? But I mean, I'm not mad at it. I understand the game. You're saying he spoke the truth? You spoke the truth to power? Is that what you're saying? He said, let me see, what was the clip?

Pull a clip up. Pull it up. In my opinion, there was a lot of deflecting, like you guys were giving him straight questions, and instead of answering the questions, he was just, say, oh, but look at what this side is. But, Alex, you actually

watched the interview. So being that you, goddamn, Taylor, you love using Twitter and the search engine. This is. Yes, it is Twitter. Oh, Instagram. Yeah, this is still a search engine. Well, see, this is, oh, this is interesting. No, no, you know what? Go to, this is good. Go to his page. This is Larry Yeld's his page. Click Larry Yeld's his page.

All right? Okay. Okay. So he's been doing this all weekend. You're posting, you know, videos, reaction videos, Larry Elder describes the breakfast club. Listen, any Republican that comes on a left, people think, what people consider a left-leaning platform, because I don't think Breakfast Club is left-leaning because I'm not part of the left. But I, any conservative that comes on, whenever we have conversations and there's disagreements or there's things we call each other on, that side is going to say, the person from the right destroyed whatever platform is on.

That's just, that's just, because they're looking for dunks. They're looking for dunks. And the reality is, hey, man, I'm trying to be a good host and bring people on from the other side.

But I tell you what, if this is what we're going to be doing, then what's the point? What's the point? You know what I'm saying? So scroll down, scroll down, Taylor. You're trying to have the discourse.

You're trying to have the discussion. And if you're just getting punished for it, While these other networks don't even bring on the opposition, what's the point? This is this, he did a couple of these. Like this clip right here, he edited and it's just him talking. And look at the clip. Look at the caption. Yeah, clip on, click on that.

Look at the caption. Why can't we see none of his captions? Original audio is the caption. Maybe it's on the phone. Maybe you can't look at it on the computer. Yeah, I saw most of them on Twitter. No, I saw it on here. Hold on.

It's an interesting strategy, right? Because it works. Like, okay, this is one of them. He goes, it boggles my mind that Charlemagne calls Trump racist. Under the Trump presidency, Black America flourished. And then he listed all of the stuff that Trump did. We weren't even having a conversation about Trump. Like, I never said anything about Trump being racist in this conversation.

And then on this one, he said, when Cedar God interviewed, Joe Biden in 2020. Biden said, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. Instead of pushing back on Biden, Grace's comment,

Shalaman ignored it. I called him out on it today on Breakfast Club a.m. You got your people. Yeah. Now your people. Riled up. They riled up. They activated.

I respect it. I think that's something that the left should learn how to do. You know? But, you know, you don't cut clips to do it. They do, though. they do cut clips and they do find ways and they edit interviews

and the same way. Both sides do it. That's true. Both sides do it. But it's unfortunate that he's using this as an opportunity to dunk and send him an opportunity to educate. Though I do probably feel like a guy like him

who's in his position that like he's probably been called a sellout so many times from the black community. He's going on to the most prominent black platform on the planet. I think he's going in there like, oh, I'm going to get revenge. Oh, I did rob him up. Oh, what did you do?

Do you? You're riled? See, that's the thing. See, that's what he cut. That's what he cut out. Give me the riles. Play me the rial. Play his part, Taylor.

I'm acutely aware, Charlemagne, that I'm a black person, just as you are a black person. And when Joe Biden insulted you by saying, you ain't really black, we don't know whether or not you want to vote for me or vote for Donald Trump. See me, that should have been a wake-up call on your part. How dare this guy come in here and insult you a black man and tell you, you've got to think a certain kind of way? I'm amazed that you weren't mad about that. I'm not going to say. It upset me, just like I'm not letting you upset me. You know what I mean?

I don't tend to get upset over things like that. Well, what I did say. Well, you just not talk about a wake-up call, and it seemed to me that that should have been a wake-up call on your part to have a white guy coming here who also said, by the way, about Mitt Romney, because he didn't want to put more regulations on Wall Street, going to put y'all back in chains.

And Joe Biden has lied for decades about the civil rights record, claiming that he desegregated movie theaters and restaurants in Wilmington, Delaware, when he didn't do any of that. He lied and said that he tried to, to visit Nelson Mandela during apartheid South Africa. He did not. And he came in here and told you you aren't even black unless you think a certain kind of way. It seemed to me that should have been a make-up call for you, but it wasn't apparently. I mean, no, for the record, I'm not a Democrat-heart Republican. I didn't say you were. I think both- I don't know what you

are. I never even asked you about your party affiliation. Yeah, I'm just saying, but you are black. And to have a white guy come in here and tell you have to think a certain kind of way, otherwise you quote, ain't black? Wow. How should I have replied to him, you think? What I just now said, how dare you insult me and tell me I think as a human being, let alone as a black person? I don't tell you how to think Joe Biden. How dare you come in here and tell me how to, I should think. I'm going to vote for Donald Trump.

If I want to vote for Donald Trump, and if I want to vote for Donald Trump, it does not make me not black. 20% of black people, black men, as I said, I voted for Donald Trump in 2020. Are they not black now? So only 80% of black people, black men walking around are really black, 20% or not, because they voted for Donald Trump? How insulting is that? How condescending is that?

I go back. Now go to Breakfast Club page. Because there's context. You know? I mean, by the way, by the way. A riled away. I need to say, I'm going to show you the rile. Let me show you the rile.

You know I love a rile. You're going to see the rile. There's just one question that just riled him up. Yeah, just give me that riled. It was one question. It was one question that set him off on that. Yeah, he was a little defensive right there. I know you probably got to go up.

Have you ever heard the term a niggil wake-up call? No. It is an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism. Have you ever had any of those? I'm just asking. I'm just thinking you've ever had to. Well, I'm acutely aware.

That's the rock. That's a rock, baby. You have to take a sip of water. You have a lot. But then go to the end because there's another question, but not a question I want you to hit there's an end part

if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black it don't have nothing to do with Trump it has to do with the fact I want something for my community I would love to see me

take a look at my record man I'm not going to say it upset me it bothers me that people act like I I literally saw somebody leave a comment that go when Joe Biden said that to Shalaman he just giggled

I didn't giggle I mean I would have giggled it's a funny line But why is he so on Instagram? No. But why is he so triggered? Like, I don't know. I'm a triggering person, show.

No, but he's triggered. Like, he was so triggered by what Biden said. Go to this. How dare you insult me, et cetera. It's like Biden's obviously being facetious. I went. So he wasn't triggered. Who, Larry?

This was him seeking a moment. We just had this conversation yesterday. Oh. So he went. in there and he was like, I'm going to get my clip where I wrote Charlemagne. Because out of the whole hour long conversation this is what

people say Larry Elder destroyed the breakfast. To me, this is just his opinion. He had an opinion of Joe Biden's clip. It's not like we were debating a actual legislation or debating a policy.

This is just an opinion. Go to the end though, because the end is very important because this is what he clips. As a person objectively who doesn't care about either party, when I just take a step back and I just look at everything that's happening, I see one party that seems still committed to democracy somewhat and one party who's headed fast towards fashion. That's just my personal opinion.

Who do you think I would vote for? Now, by the way, if you saw the interview, he was ducking the fashion question, the whole lady. What was he said? He just was ducking it. He just wouldn't have even entertain the conversation. Were you at all impressed by him? Impressed?

I mean, he's clearly, he's a smart guy. You know what I mean? It's just a matter of, you know, is he being authentic? I think a lot of things that he says is disingenuous. That's all. You know what I mean? But it's because he's not a politician. He's a radio personality, TV personality.

He is his audience and that's how he makes money. That's it. That's it. That's all. It's just simple as that. He's entertaining. That's what Larry. But he's learned to answer like a politician.

And that's the thing I hate. It's like when you're trying to have a discussion with a lot of these politicians, they just redirect and have their talking points. And it's like you can't even have really have a conversation. Well, right now he's threatening to sue the RNC after the RNC excludes him from what he calls a rigged Republican presidential debate. And what's so interesting, I asked him about that in this conversation because I read an op-ed that he wrote about the RNC and how they have a rigged.

system. And, you know, I said to him, I said, hey, man, because, you know, he doesn't believe systemic racism exists. So let's just take racism out of it and let's just talk about system. So he says that he says that. So he says that, he was like, he caught himself. Because he realized, oh, so he caught himself and then he goes, but I'm going to work hard. I'm actually about to post that clip right now. Is this system holding you back? Would you say it's a system holding you back? I would say it's unfair. It seems to me this early, the voters are to decide this. I mean, in 2016, there were 17 or 18 Republican candidates. Now there's 13. Somehow, some way, our republic survived,

and we could survive with 13 candidates. I don't know why they have all this rule to eliminate certain people at this point. But rather than... Those systems can hold you back, no matter how long you work, right? But the point is, it was initating, man. It was a good conversation. It was a good comment. And I'm going to keep having conservatives.

I was about to say that. It's great that you do that. I think it's important for the discourse because if not, people will get too polarized and then that situation that Biden was talking about will happen where black people feel like they don't have another option but to be one way. And I think you get the most for black people

when they're black people on both sides of the aisle that are fighting for something. Yeah. And also too, just as a... Sorry to interrupt you, but like, if the politicians have to fight for you to come to their side, they'll be willing to offer more. they know that you're a guaranteed Democrat,

they don't have to do anything. Absolutely. Where are you going? Absolutely. So it's great to see black people, at least expressing interest on both sides, because make these motherfucking Democrats do some shit for y'all. And make these fucking Republicans do some shit

instead of promising all this stuff and doing absolutely fucking nothing. And it would be insane for Republican candidates not to come through the breakfast club at a time like this because when you look at the GOP candidates, I mean, look at these eight people like this, regardless of whether or not they're Republicans, This is a very diverse goddamn eight that they got up there. You got Tim Scott.

He's a black man. You got Nikki Haley. She's a woman. You got Vivek Ramsey. He's an Indian. You got Mike Pence. He's... Hey, you.

You got Chris Christy. He's obese. You know what I'm saying? Like, you have a very diverse field. You know, Ron DeSantis is Satan. Like, you have a lot of different people. That's what I'm saying. You got a lot of different people.

You know, and you know, they all, they all should pull up. Oh, God. It goes another one. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, what, what? What would you bunch say? No, I was just saying, like, yeah, I mean, it takes too long for this joke right now.

The joke isn't worth it? What is it? That was just saying, like, Mike Pence is part of the LGBBQ community. And Chris Christie is part of the LG community. Large? Yeah. Ah. Come on, man.

X, X, X. You're right. I need to put the XL in there. I need to put the XL. So Stephen A. Smith said, also Taylor Swift's the best content? Okay, guys. Listen, listen, listen, listen. I welcome all Swifty's, all shapes, all sizes, all colors.

We are all Swifty's in this. We are all passing. I'm not going to say that we started a trend. I'm not going to say that. What I'm going to say is that Stephen A. Smith is talking that shit, and it is real and it is honest, and he knows the truth. the best concert he's ever been to in his life. Please believe Stephen A. Smith has seen Beyonce

and maybe has seen Michael Jackson, most likely has seen Michael Jackson. With a headline like that, he definitely started Jackson 5. With that headline, that headline tells me my Stephen A. Smith saw the Jackson 5 in person. You want to play it or do you have to play? Let's just do some asking idiots, man. You don't want to play?

Okay, play it for show. Jesus Christ. I'm just saying, it's, you know. Now, y'all know that Taylor Swift, you know, doing concerts all over the country. I have two daughters. Teenagers have friends. And so when your dad is perceived as having money

and you got daughters that open their mouths and promises them that daddy's going to get them ticket. Hey, Jim, I had to get 10 tickets. Them damn things were $2,000 a piece. Two times 10 is $20,000. My man Mark Shapiro, he gave me two free tickets. Not only did I send my daughters back to the concert,

Daddy actually went with. Me at Attila Swift. But I said, I'm going to go see her. That best concert that I had been to my love. Excuse my language, but that shit was off the chain. Taylor Swift brought the damn house. Brought the damn house down. I was jamming the Taylor Swift.

She was sensational. I'd pay to see her gift. Seriously. I'm not joking. She was the superstar that night. That girl is special. Real recognized real. Now let's do some asking idiots.

Real recognized real. Let's do some asking idiots. Let's do asking an idiot. He goes to the Beyonce country. You know he's been to Beyonce before Stephen A. Smith. He doesn't play about Beyonce either, though.

You think he's comparing? He just said that's the greatest he's ever been to. He is comparing. But yeah, he said the greatest he's ever been to. Why would he do that? Because it's true.

No, I'm saying that because wasn't he just, who was he just fighting with saying like, oh, he's not no Beyonce? Who is that? Chloe or someone like that. Hold on, hold on. You know what I'm talking about?

No, no, but get the ask of it. Rihanna. Oh, Rihanna. Yeah, get the ass gaytops up immediately. Get the ass idiot's up right now. Why are you disrespect? I'm not disrespecting you, lasagna. Get the assana.

Don't want me lasagna, yo. Get the lower armies, get the, get the lower armies, get the, lower armies, get the. I didn't like syndrome. Like, that's fine. I'd rather do that. Yeah. Oh, you know, this is interesting. Dave cuts hair.

Yeah. Yo, I get you. What? What? I had a good one for syndrome. I had a good one for syndrome. but I can't do it. Ooh, I had a good one for syndrome.

I almost need to text you, bro. I need to text you this. I got to send you this. Listen it to me, man. I'm sitting here waiting. Yo, I got to text you. Oh, that's not fit. I know, exactly.

Wait in the group chat. If you're a real nigger. Yo, yo, yo, yo, that's what Taylor got. That's your. Ah. No, that you're saying. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! All right.

All right, Charlene. Ah! Oh. Oh. Oh, that's not that. Oh, I'll send you out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Really? Do you all really? I'm going to figure me out? Oh, my God. Oh, that was hard, man. Joe. Joe. No.

No. No. I gave you two. No, no, no, no. You say you two words. Black sometimes. Be a real nigga and show me. Why are you cursing their people? Show me.

Yo, we can't speak like that for white. Don't be scared now. All he's like that, all he's going on. We can't be fighting in front of white. You know what he said? They're whites watching this shit now. I brought all the Swithy's there. The whites is watching.

He texts us the picture of when he raised you and he put Taylor in no Swift. That's it. I don't believe you. That's all he put. That's all he put. Let me see then. Let me see then. That's why she hates him.

Let me see then. Because you used to be swift. You used to be swift. Let me see the text in. Let me see the text in. Unsin. Unsend. I got a unsin.

It's not a thing as unsin. I got a lot of it. It's too late, a minute went by already. I just deleted it. I'm unsaid. You all ain't real. You're all pussy to me. So?

You're all Arby's vagina. I'm going with Arby. You can never insult me by. calling me the greatest thing that God put on this planet. That's right. Listen, lower- I am what I eat, too. I am what I eat.

That's deli sandwich. You know what I mean? Swarmy on life. Dave cuts hair. Says, which religion do you think is most likely to be true? Well, if we're on a plane. Oh, God. No, I'm just saying, like, if you're on,

the plane and you got to pray to one God. If you pray to if you pray to the Christian God, the Jewish God, or the Muslim God is all the same God because they all share the same prophets. Now Jews might not believe in a Christian and Muslim prophets and Christians might not be believing in Muslim

prophets, but they all are coming from one source. So you got a three for one if you go in that one. The Abrahamic God, that's a three for one. I'm just saying, if you're looking at the odds. This is a good, I mean, this is an interesting question. Go ahead. Did you go Hindu?

I don't know anything about Hindu. Do they got a god for like air or some shit like that? Because usually they're more specific. They got more, they got many gods. I would go for one of theirs. I think the accurate answer is all of them are probably true in different ways. I think that they all believe in a higher power. It's just that they all have different ways of worshiping.

this one entity. You know what I mean? That's what I probably think. I don't know, to be honest with you, I don't know which one is most likely true because all of them just have different things that are hard to believe. You know what I mean?

Do you think the aliens have religion? No, but they got that fat, boom, boom, my shut up. All right. I wonder they got fat aliens. Say what? You think they got fat aliens? Bro, they don't have fat aliens

because they don't have mouths. I don't think aliens got mouths. There's something right. And all the pictures and depictions they show up as aliens, they never be. They never be. Oh, no job of the hut. No, I'm blind. He was an alien, right?

I guess. But back then, the aliens looked like everything. The ones that we see, they're always slim. Yeah, they always slim. Maybe they didn't have that much food on the ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't see too many aliens suffering from pound syndrome. If it's had his own day and holidays.

And yeah, man, that's always. And that's always. If you watch this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're smart. If you watch this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.

But if you think we're just a couple of idiots, you know, no shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening.