The Brilliant Idiots - Prostate Of The Union

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

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Weekend? Good, good. This shit goes by so fucking fast, man. Yeah, man. You got show this weekend? I'm taking this weekend just in the city. But it's last weekend. Yeah, I was in Montreal.

Oh, really? I was down to Bahamas for my girls. friend's wedding and then I float to Montreal, just a phenomenal city. Y'all should go to Montreal. Have you spent time with Montreal? No, I've been to Vancouver and Toronto. Take your wife to Montreal. Really? Yeah, it's like, you know how there's, there's few unique cities in the world? And

meaning like, like, you go to New Orleans and you're like, oh, this is fire. You guys have spent time in New Orleans. Yeah. Yes. I wonder if people just walking around naked, it was like a normal thing. It was just, it's just so unique and like random and like kind of cool and fucking. That is Montreal. Not necessarily of tities, but it's like this European city, like, within Canada. People are speaking French and shit. There's these different accents.

The food is really interesting. Maybe we were in Montreal then. I know we were somewhere in Montreal where a lot of people spoke French. You were somewhere in Canada where a lot of people spoke French. Oh, yeah, somewhere in Canada. That was a wee-wee-wee place? Huh? Wee-wee.

What did you talk about? Like, that's how they talk wee-wee. Yeah. Could be talking about dicks. I don't know. No, man. How you put those together? Yes, yes, yes.

But I remember wherever we was at, they was telling me about Shalameen, and Sholomane was a leader in the Haitian Revolution. Okay, I do you remember that. That's what they were telling me. They were like, Sholomey was a general. He was a leader in the Haitian Revolution. They were asking me, that's that how I got my name? And I was like, uh, yeah.

The European one, sorry. But I will take that one, okay? You're going to say your name after the black guy. Yes, definitely. Yeah, that's way, best. How about you, man? How was your weekend? weekend was good man

Friday uh Friday I was in Harlem um at the Wagner projects uh my guy Robert Smith Saluta Robert Smith Robert Smith is the richest black man in America sorry for all of y'all who think it's Kanye West but Robert Smith is the richest black man in America but he's the reason I like Robert is because he's one of those people

who's always using his resources for good and he does it not expecting any fanfare I mean you've been rich that long you've been pouring into so many people and so many things for so long people don't even know what is it you did when you're at that level. So he actually launched the Robert F. Smith mobile prostate screening facility.

So it's basically a prostate screening facility on. In Harlem? Yeah. Hey, yo. Paul's right. You know, Robert Smith is brave. If you hear about how it is. You just digging up.

You holes in Harlem. You know, the funny part, when I posted the pictures online, the comments is like, oh, the Fingermobile came. They was like, oh, y'all got the finger on wheels truck. That's why what he's doing is amazing. Exactly. Yeah, but it was me, Steve Harvey, Saturday Detentana, Chris Tucker. Oh, sick.

Yeah. And, you know, the thing about it, though, you don't have to get fingers. Amen. It starts with blood first. Yes. So it starts with your blood test. Okay. And if you, if something, if you, if you, if some, I can't remember the exact term.

Something is off. If something in your blood level, then they take it to the next level. Yeah. And then what comes after finger? No more finger. He's just blood. Oh, okay. So, I mean, you know, you got to really trust your doctor

because what if your doctor think you're cute? I'm just saying. But hold on, I'm hard about the blood. I swear. But no, there's a blood. It's something in your blood. What's the thing is that? He's looking up and down yet.

This blood don't look right at all. But no them prostate screen is real, man. Did you get one? No, not yet. I'm getting one. I'm actually, I was trying to wait till 45. That's what they said. Why wait?

Exactly. Yeah. I'm just go ahead. do it. You think you have blood on the finger when the guys do it? Depends if they cut their nails. I don't know how deep they go. I can care less, though.

You can finger me all day if it's going to save my life. Can you? Yes. What if you're full enough of a building? Someone just grabs you by your ass off. Thank you. Make sure you put that dumb way up in that motherfucker. I got you.

Grip that would be my G-spot. It would make me back. Yes. God, I'll sniff his thumb after that. If you saved my life, my motherfucker up a building? You wouldn't do that. Certain things that happen You don't care about living

No, no. How? You're falling off a building And someone grabs you Grabbing like somebody put like Like they say if I heard a crazy clip that it's like All right How about this?

Let's say you're falling off a building Right And the person, right It's almost like some Spider-Man shit All three people are falling off a building Right Right The person grabs one person with one arm

Grabs the other person in one arm Right? You fall off, you just happen to be naked I'm one away from Some of my wife or something No, no, no no Yeah, you were doing that Yeah, yeah.

But, and then he grabs you by your dick. How? He got two hands like this. Exactly. And then he keeps those people. He has to use his mouth. Yeah, that's right. To have to use his mouth.

Would you allow that to stay alive? And when you try to say hard, so that he has a better grip. You know what? Jesus always come through a mysterious time. And he works a mysterious way. He's a mysterious mouse. For real.

The word coming out of the mouth. That's right. The word will come out. His mouth will be full. There's nobody on this planet that committed to homophobia. Wait, wait, wait. There's nobody on the planet that committed to homophobia. What do you mean?

So somebody said... Great second question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're telling me right now, somebody say to stay in life, somebody got to smash you. You want to feel like you already dead. That's the basic scenario. That's crazy. We're not talking about it.

We're not, we're talking about just saving your life by sucking your dick. He's got two facts in his hand. And the only thing can do it is this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's unbelievable. Who is this guy? He's a different level superhero.

You know, Marvel wants more inclusivity. He's a different time. My arm longer. No, but he grabbed other people with these arms, and he has a crazy long tongue. He could, like a frog. He goes there, wraps it around your dick, and then just hangs you off the side of the building. I like this. You know what?

Whatever guy would me do at that time is this. That's right. That's a hard vision. I wish I could draw. Imagine wax big black ass hanging from somebody's top. None of y'all draw that shit. What's the dude from the mutants? What's the dude from X-Men?

Frogger, right? Isn't it frog or somebody? Toad? Somebody draw Toad with his tongue wrapped around, waxed his dick, holding him from falling off a building. To save your life so you could be with your loved ones. I respect that. Yeah.

The moral of the story is go get your prostate check, people. Okay? Yeah. That's really the moral of the story. Go get your prostate. So that 40 are you saying now? It said 43. It used to be 50, but they reduced the age to 45.

I don't think a lot of people. people know that. Why? They did. They didn't do a good job marketing it. Because it's been 50 for so long. You know why they reduced it to 45. Oh, because people are getting it earlier. Like, you're more prone to get it. Like, I mean, our good friend in combat jack got back the day, combat got it. I mean, well, by the time he caught it, he was 47. Oh, yeah, yeah. So he probably had it for been stage four by then, right? Yeah. He might have had it for a couple of years.

I mean, got to get that shit now. What you think it's the food? Maybe. I don't think it's the food. Look at Chad with Bowman. You know what I'm saying? He died of prostate cancer. That shit is real. And it's so preventable. So for me, it's just like, okay, if I got to go be uncomfortable, get a finger in my butt, but whatever it is, I'm going to do it. To stay alive for 30-40 years? What about the stuff they put the water?

What does the finger do? Why can't they just look in there? Why can I just hold my teeth? Wait about the fucking camera. You see more than the camera? Either way something's going in your ass. Yeah, but what is different than a guy just... I can care less. You should.

That's like on GYN, girls that aren't lesbians gold and GYN prize all in the vagina. What do you mean girls and aren't lesbians? Lesbians do it, too. That's true. But you know, I mean, girls who don't like girls playing and they stuff go to the GYN. Yeah.

You know? It's okay. Girls are just, they're looking around each other. It's different. I think it's context of gay, bro. It's what? It's context to gay.

Yes, of course. So if I'm at the doctor getting my prostate check, there's nothing gay about it. No, there's nothing gay. No, you just feel vial period. I wouldn't.

I feel free. And I'll tell the world. Hey, man, I just got my prostate check. Would you hold your own legs up? If I had you? Would you just saying, you got hands on knees,

and the things, and the thoughts. I got to put that Oval luke on What's the thing called? Hand up high, your back down low Now hot,

trial it to the flow Boom What is called? It's nothing to do it This is what happens When the booty wagon comes around Harlem That's definitely a big booty wagon

too No, They got comfortable chairs He got my tumble on the side Doing this shit No Really Stop fucking around

You're in there though You got TV's in there though You'll be comfortable. No, you do got TV. I like it when rich people try to get into how many lives can we save contests. That's what they're here for. You got all the money in the world. You can't really get, you can get more money, but at what point does it really change your life?

And you're like, wait a minute, I could use this to look. It's like, you're almost like trying to be an angel. How you are? Like how many people you think that he'll save their lives with the booty mobile? A lot. A lot. A lot. Because it makes it easier, man.

A lot of people don't like to go to the doctor. So when you pull up to them, they'll go motherfucking, you know, they prostate check. They got to have a dude just standing right outside going, hey, yo. And when every person comes out. Hey, yo. Hey, yo, thank you for getting check.

Hey, yo, thank you for getting check. Hey, yo, you're next. Paul. Hey, yo, thank you. The Ayo mobile? You need to have a guy right there. It's not the Paul's mobile. 100%.

Oh, man. The Paul's mobile. You know it's so funny, Steve? We need spider cuss. You know spider cuss? Oh, that dresses in a spider mess with the TV? Yeah, we need spider cuss. You're hilarious.

We'll drop that this week. But we need him right outside. That's the first thing Steve said. What he said? First thing Steve said, okay now, he said, we got to have the language, man, because, you know, it's the finger. All people scared of that finger. We are, man.

You know, and Steve has had several, you know, prostate screeners, but he understands. Yes, people are afraid of that uncomfortable position, but I'd rather be uncomfortable than be dead for something that I can prevent. You say you have to bend over? I don't know how you do it. Either legs up or bent over. It don't matter, though.

Legs up is wild. Bent over, wow. Not bent over, you're trying your sneaker. Take down ass up, you do. Things down ass up. Take down ass up. You bend over so many more times in life than you stick your legs up in the air. Like, yeah.

That's right. Come on, bro. This shit right here, you're going to do that. and let a man You gotta see him in the face You can make eye contact Well, do fingers you, bro I want there somebody

Like punch the fucking doctor after they did Because they didn't know What you're going in for? They didn't know You know You have to go to high I wish every man in the world

heard A yo and they've been dope Just so they know how regularly they've been dope Every time they bend over Hey yo Yeah He got to right down Yeah that'd be a funny

The guy standing right outside going Hey yo is so funny, dude. Oh, that's a laugh. You know how many people probably went in there and about to get it done? Like, nah, next time. I'm not doing next time.

I can't. I do it again. There's no way I'm doing the first time. Yeah. What's the digital rectal exam? Oh, digital meaning your fingers. I'm thinking some fucking internet shit. Yeah, I thought the internet.

You know what your fucking ass on. I'm not here getting fucked. What is the digital rectal exam? I don't know. Look at them gloves. There's some different gloves. Man. Oh, that's just like a colonic.

Yeah, I don't know about all that. Oh, man. Man. You rather have a diet. No, not about dying. Hold on, hold on. Why don't got all this fucking other technology? You got fucking phones that I could get some.

Look, look, look, he's getting in there. I'd rather get to me. That's right. That's right. That's right. Just use to live, bro. That's right. Old fashion.

That's right. Who are the people that's doing? Doctors, okay, people that you need to go see on a regular basis. That ain't much, man. Oh, no, he's still going. Oh, shit. Oh, he's trying to touch wall. Easy, easy, easy.

Oh, he curving. the motherfucker. Oh, shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. He's going. He's doing too much, y'all. Oh, that's a tickle.

That's a tickle. I like that. I like that. Okay. Hey, yo. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. That's a hell of a tickle.

I'm getting bricked up right now. What is that right there? Does that mean something? What do you mean? What do that mean? He was too gentle with that. Yank it out quick, fam. You know the most embarrassing thing?

Getting wiped. No. Not getting wiped. No, that is embarrassing too. You can't let another man wipe you. No, what you mean. Get out of it. When he pulled in the glove out, he got mad shit on his fingers when he grabbed two wipes.

No. And he wiped you a lot. God. Yeah, you got to wipe yourself before you go get some rack. How do you feel when you get out of it? I need to know, I need to talk to these guys. Yeah, you do feel healthy. Healthy.

Better go get your prostate check. You know what I know. Fuck that. Yeah. Healthy. Can we videotape? You get in your prospect? No.

I want to do the thing with the, um, the thing with the, The camera. What? The amount of your stomach, the water. What? The calonic. I mean, not the calonic. Hydro calonic.

No, the other. Oh, yeah, the calonic. Yeah, so that's the only cool. You want, you want, you want liquid inside you in your butt? You want, you want. They're saying that prevent stuff. That's gayer, fam. It's like someone nothing.

Best release. No, no, no, no. That's wild gay. Someone insert some shit in there. You never going to do it? Then they say that you got clean. I did it, bro. I had mad calonics.

I got like six of them because they told me I had the game in a roll. Now, six is crazy. The best release ever, because she had the toilet right next to the place. So after she doesn't, oh, my God, you just going in there. She had to squatty potty where you had to put your legs up like that. Yeah, yeah. Dump! Big dump.

Love it. Amazing. You ever sitting in a jacuzzi? You just put your butt hole over the jet? Never. All right. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Sometimes you got to do the hydronic. Well, Kalanaii's got a little with the shower head. It is, bro. Put your hands up, out your ass down low. Drop it. You put in the jacuzzi, druffing that shit in front of the goddamn. That's Obamacare, bro. Probably why I never got it.

Say it. You must have some fancy insurance, though. All right, listen, I want to talk about, uh, I want to, I do want to talk, I want to have a continuation of a conversation we had last week because we didn't really dive in death, but I saw a coach a millennium post about it. Okay. And it was just a brief mention. And, uh, we were, this we were talking about Chris Rock.

And I said, Chris Rock is better at stand-up than Dave. And Coach Millennium posted it, and I sued to Coach Millennium. They posted a lot of billion of this stuff. And I saw, like, mad people in the comments acting like what I said was crazy. Was insane. But then I had to take a step back, and I realized it's a different generation.

It's the same generation that will say Kodak, Black, who I love, is better than Jay-Z. Or any of them, you know what I mean? Matter of opinion. But when it comes to things like, stand-up, the reason it's not a matter of generational opinion is because these people are all over 50 years old. And these people all have, you know, years of catalog, right? Simply saying, because I saw all the people in the comments saying stuff like, oh, Dave Chappelle's got the TV show and stuff. I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about that stage. I'm talking about the art of stand-up. Dave Chappelle does not have a better catalog than Chris Rock. Yeah, I also think you prefer the style of style. stand-up that Chris Rock does. Absolutely. And the style of stand-up that Dave does is a little bit different. He does incorporate a lot of stories.

And, like, I mean, they're both brilliant, right? We're like splitting hairs here. Like, if somebody came up to you and they're like that. Are we? Yeah. Which stand-up are we? Two different styles, though. It depends on what you like.

You know, if somebody came up to me, they're like, Dave Shabelle's my favorite. I'm not saying that they're an idiot for that. I completely understand. Dave's incredible. Stylistically, my favorite is Patrice. I came into the game really through Chris. You know, Chris,

Patrice was Chris guy too. Yeah, of course. Chris, I remember, I forgot. Is everybody's guy. I forgot what interview it was. Chris was like if Patrice was still alive, we'd all be working for Patrice. Patrice is everybody's guy.

If you really love stand-up, Patrice is your guy. But the thing that Chris does is Chris really thinks in bits. And like, you're so natural and conversational, but I've known you for so long. Like, your brain works in bits. And you really love the ideas.

and like interesting kind of devil's advocate's point of view and that kind of stuff. So I think you really relate to Chris in the same way. I really relate to Chris. A lot of people relate to him. Obviously, Dave recently has so much more cultural connectivity. It's been a while since Chris dropped the special where we were all like, oh my God, every fucking joke is straight haymaker. But when we were growing up and we saw the bigger and blacker, we saw bringing the pain,

it was like, like this guy was just on a fucking tear. So, and maybe this is the impetus for him getting back on his shit. By the way, I love tambourine, especially the extended cut. Interesting. Called Total Blackout? Yeah. I rewatched it this weekend. Really?

Yeah, no, no. Oh, man, I rewatched it this weekend because I, what you said is exactly what I know. I'm like, they've seen more of Dave. Yeah. In recent time. Yeah. And Dave dominates the headline. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But Dave will tell you he feels like Chris Rock is better. Is that right? He said it, but then Chris will say, nah, Dave's better. David. You know what I mean? They have a lot of mutual respect as they should. As they should, I like Stixen Stones better than Dave's last special. And I do have maybe Stix and Stones slightly over tambourine.

Interesting. But when we're talking about total stand-up catalog that still holds up, it's not even close. Like, just go watch Kill the Messenger. Go watch Bring the Pain. Go watch Never Skate. I think if you look at like the first two hours of Dave, they're unbelievable. Killing Me Soffly and for what it's worth are truly incredible. And like,

I don't think killing me softly better than Bring the Pain, though. Bring the Pain is so, it's really tough to, it's really tough for anybody to be bringing a pain. It's one of the best comedy specials in history. And I really think, I hope that people go back and watch it, especially generations now that like aren't even familiar with the, like, early Chris Rock. Yes. Because it was like, he was on a war path.

Like a war path, dude. And that's why we're not going to allow Chris. to be reduced to what happened to Oscars. Of course. You know what I'm saying? And I think a lot of that factors in it too, sadly. That's just the era that we're in. We're in an era where people care about everything except for what you actually do.

Yeah, 100%. I think if you like blunt in your face comedy, you probably like Chris more. If you're into these brilliantly crafted stories and like hidden meaning that kind of comes out as well, then you're going to like, you're going to like Dave. Yeah. You know, and I can see how Dave has more of like a universal appeal because he can bake in like the thoughtful idea into something that's a little bit more like cartoonish.

It's like one of the reasons why the sketch show did so well because it's like the sketch allows you to be playful about something really serious. But don't worry about it. Whereas Chris is like, the first lady should be the first woman on her knees Sucking a dick. Yeah. I go to New York.

It's like, that's how we talk. That's how we think. Relatable shit. It is what it. And I'm sure the Northeast kind of like that. I don't know exactly down south. If you guys. It was because that that warped my perception.

Of what? Of the women. And in my mind, I was like, that's right. I cheat because of you. Because of you. Because of what you're not doing. Exactly. When I heard that back and then I was like, I wasn't Hillary.

But then I was thinking like, she's busy too, though. Yeah. So she got to give tours and shit. He does deserve. He does deserve some head everyone. In my mind when I was young, that's what I thought. I thought now. I thought he.

Yeah, all right. See what he does? No, no, no. See what he does? And then when I say something like that, why you're in a position you're in right now. Let's say, I don't know nothing. I don't know.

Alex? That's guys going crazy. Who is this guy? I just heard him yell out of form of currency. I heard him yell at a dollar amount. I don't know what you're talking about. Inflation, bro. That's crack rock.

That's crack rock prices. That's crack rock prices. That's the price of crack rock down south. When you're dicking, you're addicted, bro. You're addicted, you're addicted. That is the price of crack rock down south. All right. What is this Louis C.K., what is this Louis C.K.

What was that? So he wanted the Grammy for Best album. He did? Yeah, for Best Comedy Album. Man, I missed that one. So, and, you know, obviously some people are going to be critical of it, but what I think this is a very interesting moment, because it's almost like, is he back in now?

You know, a lot of times the industry uses these award shows to let you know who are the future, who are, you know, who is no longer around. Like, you stop getting invited to the Gramies and Oscars. That's their way of going like, yo, you ain't got it no more. Right? But if they think that you're going to be the future, then maybe you win the award.

Maybe you're part of it. So this is really cool moment. they're like, yo, let's Louis back in. Was he ever out? Oh, yeah. They canceled. I mean, he lost tens of millions of dollars, dude.

They lost so many opportunities. He had a whole movie ready to go. They canceled that shit. Do you do some much of money? No. That's interesting. I didn't even know he had a project out that was nominated of anything. Yeah, yeah, he put out his special on his own platform.

Like he's been doing? Yeah, like he did. And then he also put out, obviously, the audio for it. And then the Grammys acknowledged it. Now, That shit must slap for them to have ignored all that other shit. Yes, sir. Have you heard it?

No, sir. Wow. That is the one tricky thing about releasing it only on your own platform is obviously it's harder for the average person to realize it's out there. I didn't watch the Grammys at all. I was not interested in no wayshay before. I was watching my wife's alma mater, South Carolina Gamecox, win the national championship against the Connecticut Hussein.

Columbia private was jumping. I didn't flip to the Grammys, not one. Oh, I thought UConn won. No, Gamecox won. Okay. One time for Don Staley. Let's go. The most national championships of any black coach ever.

Black R. I'm about to say black R male. Male are female. Male are female. Good for her. One time for Don Staley. Oh, man, she's turning South Carolina into a powerhouse. I mean, that's so interesting for me to see because I'm from South Carolina

and I know how long we didn't have anything. Yeah. You know what I mean? Don't get me wrong. You had like Clemson, but that's upstate. And Clemson has always been a cop. college football powerhouse. Sometimes they're good in basketball.

Right. You know, I've watched the Gamecocks go to the final four, the basketball team, the men's. But the women's basketball team started with, you know, Asian Wilson. Yep. And what Don and then building in Columbia is just like super special. I like it when. I like it when colleges that don't have any pro team in proximity are successful. Yes.

Because those kids get to be the celebrities of that. town. Like, if you hoop or play ball in New York for college, like, no one really cares. Yeah, nobody cares. You might get more love at the ruckus. Real talk. Yeah. No real shit.

Real talk. Yeah. But if your college is the only game in town. Oh, they shut down the whole town. Everything is the other things about. Yeah, the Wilson has a statue. Let's go. She does.

As she should. Like, if that's a statue in front of colonial life arena. For her to be out from out there is really dope. That's, that's fun. I think that's really cool. So, especially with South Carolina, which there is no, I mean, y'all probably root for the fucking Hornets or some shit. Yeah, growing up I did.

Growing up, I did because my dad's name was Larry, my middle name was Larry, and Larry Johnson. Yep. And then, you know, that was like the only hairstyle I could really get off at the time. So I put the part in the middle, you know what I mean, with the Hornish jersey. So I was a Hornish fan growing up. That's why I was a Dallas Cowboy because of Emmett Smith and I ran running back. Oh, really? Yeah.

I thought you played defense. I played office first. I play all positions. I'm an athlete. That's right. When you're younger, it's just the athletes do everything that's hard. And then as you get older. I still, you were my highlight tape, I play five different.

positions in four games. Do you have your highlights? Like, can we post? Can we look at that? Yeah, I could have some stuff. What number are you? Number 91. Number 91?

Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Beast. Yeah, I want to see it. They got some fire tape. He had a good, he had a good highlight tape. Yeah? He definitely had a good highlight tape.

Now, how much would you charge for that if somebody was to, like, buy that from you? $20. $20. Sounds like the right amount. That's your number, huh? He doesn't kind of pay out there. That's from selling dope. That's how you know that shit.

That's selling dope. That's all it is. I got 20. Let me tweet out. I pull up to the radio station today. Waxed out of a dude in front of the fucking radio station doing push-ups. Because it's going crazy. All these guys go crazy too much out there for me.

They're mentally unwell. I understand. So what you want me to do? Fight them or do it? No, do some push-ups. Is P-or-P-or-P? That'd be the pee-of-poo. All right.

Punches of push-ups. What you mean is punches and push-ups. What you want to do? Punches a push-up. What you thought I was talking about. I thought it was penis or push-ups. You know, it's crazy. I had to go get some new gloves.

And I call it meat sporting goods. Because who would they want to say the other word? Dick's sporting goods? Yeah, I call it meats. Yeah, but isn't meat sporting goods either gay or something? I call it me it gayer, bro. What you mean? Meets sporting goods.

It's not different. Like, Dick's crazy. No, they got to call the... What's wrong with Dick Sporting Good? No, they got to call the Fingermobile to Dick Sporting Goods. It's different. That's fire, bro. Meets and Dix is the same thing.

Yeah. There's a different, I mean, you know, it's more gay as Diggs, bro. No, Meets is chill. For real. Come on, join Soja. Let's go back to Cardi. Let me see that Cardi B, Taylor.

What do you think about the white reggae band? I've never heard of them until the Grammys. Me neither. By the way, I didn't see Nett. What's disrespectful? I don't like it. It's hilarious. Y'all people.

Wow. Why not? Why not? Yeah, music is music. If it's good, it's good. Yeah, if it's good, it's good. Do you know what Sting has done for the genre of reggae? You should, though.

Who is up for it? Talking to Mike. Talking to Mike, Taylor, who is up for? Taylor, you ain't never listened to none of the people. Yeah. Except for Spice. Do you know Spice, the bands? Bye, right, hold on.

Get on the mic, Taylor. Come on the mic. Come on the mic. Can you get on the mic? Can you get on the mic? I'll ask you a question about the category. Please. Let's see if she ever.

What do you mean? Did she hear anything? Yeah. Of course, last night's ceremony marked the third time a non-Jamaican artist is one best reggae album. B.T. reports to this ensemble beat five Jamaican nominees. Sean Paul, Spice, Graham Sporgan, Atana, and Jesse Royale. None of them is Jamaican, though.

What are you talking about? Sean Paul is all of them are Jamaican. I didn't know Sean Paul was Jamaican. Come on. I used to think he was from the Bronx. I used to think he was Puerto Rican from the Bronx, but he's definitely Jamaican. Oh, yeah. Sean DePaul.

By the way, I've never heard this white group, but also I don't care. It's the Grammys. Like, why do y'all still a lot of Grammys to make y'all mad about things? Because, man. The Grammys does not, they've never historically gotten it right. Like, yo, it's literally like running, it's literally your Charlie Brown and you're running to kick the football every year. It's the Grammys.

You know what's so wild? A week ago, everybody was talking about boycotting the Grammys. Oh. You know what I mean? And now a week later, everybody's celebrating and mad because of who didn't win and this and that. It's like, make up y'all fucking mind. Every year, they want to boycott the Grammys every year. Every year.

That's all I heard. Only I know about the Grammys, they're trying to boycott it. If they do a reggae, what was it? Grammy. Award. They do a reggae category. Why are you all going to put, why are going to get a white? Because white people are nice at reggae.

Sting. It doesn't matter. Should you think they're in, again, it's also death to the ears because why would you, you think they're better than the people that's not. Taylor, I've never heard it. You got to hear of you. What's your favorite? I don't have a Spice song.

I don't have a favorite Spice song. What's the beat? You've never heard her music. It's like, I know. Named the song. Why don't I have to name her song?

What's a girl? It's like four girls. No, you talk about the Spice Girls. Oh, this is a reggae artist. I hate you, you know.

What? What? I thought of this. Taylor, I've never heard any, I've never heard any of those people's projects. Not one. You ever heard of Sean Paul?

You haven't heard of Spice? We're talking about the projects from this year. They're nominated for this music from this year. I'm smart. I don't care. Even if it was bad at it, I'm just saying, I just feel like a real Jamaican show won it.

Not white. How do you know they're not real Jamaican? They're not. They're from Virginia. What makes someone a real Jamaican, yeah, they're non-Jamaican artists. Yeah, but they're from Virginia. Okay.

The soldiers of Jaws are made of Tompkins of Jaws. You know what I would like for you to look up? It says it's the third time a non-Jamaican artist is one. I want to know who the other two are. I think one is Snoop actually. Snoop. I think Snoop lion won. Yeah, Snoop lion.

I think Snoop lion won. And where was the energy for that when Snoop lion? Black don't mean Jamaica. That's right. Every black person gets to be Jamaican. I don't care. I think y'all got to stop with these social media talking points. They mad about the white boys.

Social media tells people what to be mad at. I'm telling you, yo. I want somebody to write something for the Island boys. I need the Island boys doing this category. They sure. Sean DePaul did it. Shots to the Island boy. That was the hottest reggae track of the year, for sure.

I'm an alien boy. Just trying. to me kids. Come on now. Come on now. Island boy. Y'all gotta stop letting social media make y'all mad, man.

Yeah. I don't know any. This song is good. I haven't even heard none of these people to know if I should be mad at them. How the fuck did they not nominate Island Boy?

Who? What? Snoop Lion definitely won one before. And you didn't say shit, Taylor. And by the way, and if you asked me who should have won that category, I'm going to say spice. You know why?

Because I like spice. I don't haven't heard the music, though. Who is spice? Spice she's a Jamaican artist She's gonna love it hip hop Oh, the light skin girl The dark skin girl Yes

Let me look girl And Spice is too I've heard I've heard Spice records But I don't know You know But she came with the light skin girl At that time

She came with Shaggy Oh shit This cock is Yeah Shaggy Shaggy Well Shaggy

Shaggy and Sean Paul I thought it was like Kind of the same person The Grammys was whack bro That's all I know It wasn't No moments, especially after last week.

You know what I'm saying? You got to top that. Yeah, somebody had to do something. Okay, let's look. Below you find a complete reggae carry. Okay, so Toots in the Maytails, salute to them. Don't know who is. Coffee rapture.

Sting, Shaggy, 2018. You know what I mean? Sting is white. But they don't question Sting because they know that Sting really loves reggae. Damian Malie, Zygia, Morgie. I don't know who the non-reggae, who are the non-reggae singers? Zygie Marley, Zygie Marley, Jimmy Cliff. I don't know.

Who? Spice got a song called Inches. Who? That soldier boy. I don't, we wouldn't even have noticed that category if people hadn't gotten mad about it on social media. Yeah. And if Spice would have won, which she probably should have,

we wouldn't even have that much conversation around her winning, the way we do around these white guys winning. We have to stop doing that. Why do we continuously do that? What is ours? What is y'alls? Nothing is y'alls. This shit is silly.

I saw, did you see what, we got to stop this, man. What you mean? I mean, the Grammys is not ours. What do you mean it doesn't have to be? See, nothing makes sense. This is what I'm talking about. If you're going to have a black category, at least have a black person win.

The reggae comic category. Why is it a black category? It's music. Reggae's black to me. Reggae's music. Regis is white. Regis Jamaican. Okay.

There's a lot of white people. And the dude who's just saying, Informa was white too. Informa. No, I'm saying. There's a lot. He was white. He performed at my Toronto show. He told me back, he was like, I was the first mumble rapper.

See? You know what I'm saying? Like, snow was white, bro. Yeah, there could be. It's fine. And white people want to come into ours as I usually do. I just want the record to show that they're not saying that they're mad at white. They're saying it's a non- Jamaican artist.

That's what I think. Yeah, dreads. I'm saying you got a twisted. I have an issue that is. You don't even listen to nobody else on there. You don't speak on behalf of Jamaicans? What songs is Graham's Morgan have? I don't know any of the names of the songs.

But don't tell me that I don't know Spice or Sean Paul or Jesse. I'm talking about these projects from this year. Did you listen to Sean Paul's album? No, no. I haven't. But I'm just saying all I just want is, all I just want is a black artist to win. They're black. How are you thinking of a lot?

And Farma, you love me. Here, come on, you know. This thing's getting goofy, man. We're not even having good arguments, good debates anymore. I'm just watching people just talk. I saw the game this week, slew to my man, the game, man. What do you say? The whole thing about Regina Hall, and he was trying to make the correlation between

Regina Hall's LeBron James joke and Chris Rock and Jada's joke. And I'm just like... No. What happened? I didn't see it. Pull it up. Pull it up. It was just pull it up, pull it up.

In Pharma. That's one of the greatest songs ever. He basically was saying that, you know, these writers at these award shows write for these people. And he said that, you know, sometimes you have white writers setting up, you know, black talent. Oh, then. Chris got set up. Chris Rock, that was a freestyle. Nobody wrote that joke for Chris.

Okay? This is what the game said. The game said this is the same way they set up Chris Rock with pre-written content that I'm sure they knew without raised Jada and Will. They didn't think Will would slap him for it, and that's where things get tricky, because they backed Will Smith into a corner where he acted on impulse and had to defend his wife and make a decision that they're trying to crucify him for. I'm not personally shooting that Regina Hall and Wander Sykes. I'm just saying, you see, they didn't let Amy Schumer read that line. Furthermore, it's cool to joke about us with us because we as black folk understand each other in that manner. It is only when it's pre-written and they're conspiring beforehand that once again use us against us for their own humor. Two things about that. Chris Rock joke wasn't pre-written. It was a freestyle. Number two, we're assuming that the person who wrote Regina Hall's joke was white, right? We don't know what color they were. But even if they were white, Regina Hall's a grown-ass woman. He's the choice to not say it.

Exactly. I love this conspiracy shit. Keep it going, game. I love it. I love it. I love it. She said it because it was funny. And guess what?

If LeBron James ever takes offense to people, you know, cracking on his hair, he has every right to. Do what? To take offense. Yeah, take a fence. But you can't take matters into your own hands? If he wants to, that's on him. He don't who's not wearing the hair, man. Just know that whoever he hit, if they're smart, they're suing for $100 million.

Oh, yeah, get the bread. That's what I'm saying. That's not fair, though, man. What's not fair? Have you sit there and beat somebody and they smack the shit out of you? That's not beating. No, talk some shit back. Some people can't crack.

Well, that's on them. Learn how to crack. Learn how to fucking use your words. I don't know how to do it. Use your words. Don't put yourself in a front road on a award show where you know you're going to get made fun of. That's right.

You should stay in the back. You go on a water ride, you get wet, right? That's right. You don't slap the shit out of the dude at action part. That's good one. And when you're, like, you came there to get wet. Put the fucking bathing suit on. And when you're a public figure like a LeBron James,

you've got to expect that comes into territory. Yeah. The only difference is some people just don't have smoke for jokes. Yo. But guess what? Some people have all the smoke for jokes. They don't want to be cracked on. I can't do it.

You can't do it, but you're not a billionaire. If you're a billionaire, some shit's going to come with it. I'm sorry. You make a billion dollars. You don't get to do that. nobody's critical. I don't care about my idea. Say what?

He's still human. Are you? You're an idea at that point. You know what I mean? No. A billionaire is an idea. A billionaire can get you whack fast. Say what?

He gets you whack fast. Exactly. Like, there's tons of things you can do. I'm sure he still get upset if people fuck with. Oh, that's what we should talk about. We should talk about Elon Musk buying 9% of Twitter. You see that? After tweeting about how, even though we know the deal was probably in the works

when he tweeted that. But after tweeting about the fact that, you know, is Twitter using their platform correctly, basically? You got to look up the tweet because it's firing. Yes, it was probably already in the works, but he goes, because that motherfucker I understand the marketing. He goes, he goes, is, do you think Twitter is protecting freedom of speech accurately? And then he puts a poll up and he goes,

the answers to this poll will be incredibly important because he's about to shell out $9 billion, whatever the fuck he did for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like $3 billion. It was a nice little chunk of change. For 9% Just enough to be on the board To tell y'all

Stop fucking having people talk crazy about me Oh, you think that's what it was Yes, but you know by the way I think it's the opposite I think either he recognizes That people feel as if there's an unfair Treatment when it comes to free speech But he also understands the marketing

That goes behind it You know like I think this is And you also just want to have a say In the largest communication platform in the world Yeah Yeah Twitter is the biggest network in the world Yeah, that's true

It's the biggest network in the world. That is true. There is nothing that is putting out more information every day on a daily basis than Twitter. It's the, what is it? The soapbox. But remember back in the day you go to the town square? Was that called a soapbox? I know what you mean.

Yeah, I think it's standing on the soapbox in the middle of town square. Is that it? Something like that, right? So what's next after Twitter? Instagram? In terms of like just getting like words out, I think it's obviously Twitter, right? Because it's just like news information. Or is that the only same thing?

TikTok Instagram is more like cultural awareness, I think. more of content. Say again. And I've been over it. Yeah. It's not for you. You're older. You know what I mean?

But we say that, but everybody's old on it. Like, by the way, there's no demographics anymore. Ooh. It's not. I saw Gary V. Talk another day. The number he put about TikTok was crazy. Like the percentage of people over 50 on TikTok.

Like, there's no demographics anymore. We're talking about somebody like Elon Musk. He's over 50. Think about the people that actually drive conversation the most on these platforms. The people that everybody ends up talking about. They're old. Yeah, interesting. Will Smith and Chris Rock have dominated the news for a week.

They well over 50 years. Yeah, definitely. Elon must just spent $3 billion on 9% of fucking Twitter. He's well over 50 years old. Maybe that's just, like, people who have a lot of power are old because it takes time to make money. You say what? People have a lot of power are old because it takes time to make money. Oh, yeah.

And we react to, like, people in power, you know? I just don't like being on Twitter because I don't want nobody having no control over my emotion. That shit is getting worse and worse, and people don't realize it. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. Like, I hate watching, like, I hate watching, like, I love Cardi B to death, but I hate watching her explain herself to they. Yeah. And y'all.

Who the fuck is they and y'all? But she needs to have an opinion. She gets antsy if she don't go out there and talk about it. It's one thing to have an opinion. But why are you explaining yourself to do you? Yeah. Who gives this shit? Like I saw a lot of get a DM from somebody calling her fat and everything else.

She was like, I'm about to stop taking birth control now because it's making my weight go up. Because it's one person got your DM telling you how fat you are. If you get pregnant, you're going to get even bigger. And she's not even big. But if you get pregnant, you're going to be bigger. Keep that shit. I just don't understand why we allow these people to have that much control over our lives. That girl, Lotto's fire, though.

She's a phenomenal. She's really good. She's dope. I like Lotto a lot. And she came up. Like, she used to be on this reality show called The Rap Game. She won that, but decided not to take the deal because she felt like she would be in the position she's in that. Wow.

You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, I don't see how somebody can have so much good going on and let one negative opinion on social media fuck with them that much. Yeah. Kind of how our brains are designed, unfortunately. Why don't? Because when we were in the forest, we got a look at. Tell me how I'm the same.

Please, Taylor, tell me how I'm the same. Do tell. Why are you acting like you don't be checking the comments and everything else like that? You don't anymore. No. You were. When? And when I do, I like, I like the laugh.

You don't see me in here explaining shit. But you always talk about anxiety, right? So why are you acting like it's so crazy that these other celebrities have anxiety over looking at stuff that they're on? And I'm giving them... I'm giving them a page out of my book. I'm giving...

Remove yourself from the things to make it. Yeah, but it's far as I'm just as far as to this younger generation, you can't... No, it's not. Selina Gomez told y'all she ain't been on social media in four years. I told y'all that yesterday. That's one person. There's a lot of people that do that, though.

Everybody don't need to be on social media. I'm not saying they don't. Don't act like they're not wanting and everything else. It's going to be like cigarettes. I don't even know what you got on the mic to say. Thank God. It's going to be like cigarettes. Where like everybody did it back in the day and we didn't realize it was bad for you.

And then 40 years from now, people are back. We let kids do, you smell. Cigarettes? You know. Do I not say that on the, I say that all the time. I said, in 10 years, we're going to realize the impacts of social media on the brain. Yeah. Like, think about the woman and the woman who's an aspiring doctor at Wake Forest.

Mm-hmm. Right? So she had her name tag. and like somebody came in there busting her balls. Like somebody came in there like, oh, he's she. What else is it? What's the name? She gets on Twitter. I can't remember her name right now.

She gets on Twitter in tweets had a guy coming here mocking me about my pronouns. So I missed his vein the first time and then gave him another shot. So she's basically saying, I injured this person on purpose. Yeah. Because I don't like that they mocked me. You're going to be was worth?

That's my point. You know what the school? You don't want to school Busting your ass to become a doctor. Graduated in 2017. It's 22 you're an aspiring doctor and that's where your mind works. Think about that.

You're thinking about performing. You're more concerned about what people on social media think than you do your actual profession. Oh, man. I hate that. You're in the doctor's office by yourself. Nobody can see you. But in your mind, you're like, oh.

I got to get them back. Boom. I'm going to do this. I'm a missed a name. Why would you brag about that? Because she cares more about the opinions of social media. and she does about her own well fucking being,

everybody needs to take their page out of that book. That's corny as hell. It's corny as fuck. And it's mind-boggling that people's minds even work like that. The fact that you wake up and your life does not have to be a reality show. No, please.

I need to share that. You don't lie. I think they need to know this. For what? That's not, yo, that's not wild to y'all, yo? Yeah. Get a podcast if you want that. You know what I'm saying?

Consolidate all your shit into one day of the way. we get and it'll work out perfect. How many think you need to do that? No, everybody don't need a podcast. Everybody's not a podcast. That's another fact. But it's hard to say, it's hard for us to say that

because we got successful podcast. Yeah. But that's the first thing you say, well, y'all got successful podcasts and what? And what? We're great. There's something to that, though. And that's why the cream will rise

to the top always. And listen, I don't take nothing for granted. I'm just simply saying, man, if I could pay into some of these social media sites and own some of it, I shut a lot of y'all up. Really? You wouldn't? Let me take.

No. You say that now. Yeah, that's true because I can't do it. No. Second I'm able to, man. You say that shit now. Your account's suspended. You say that shit now.

Yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. Let me pee real quick. How are we being contradictory? Tell me, tell it. Tell us. You, I want to know, no, Taylor said we're being

contradictory. I want to know how. You know, I want to know. I'm just saying this as a regular person. Because we're warning people about the dangers of social media. No, no, no, no. I'm not arguing with saying that

is not a problem. I'm just saying it's hard to say that to people that's in the line might like, what's her name, Doja Cat or Lado, whatever, that they're looking at, like this is how they got on

for the most part if you think about it. Yeah, because they grew up in that era. But that's what I'm saying. So it's hard for you to say like, just get off of it and everything else when they grew up and got their celebrity. Let me ask you a question.

If you was holding onto a hot iron, right? It's a hot iron and you're holding on to it. That shit burning the fuck out of your hand. What's the only way for that shit to stop burning your hand? I mean, like, oh, yeah. Same thing with social media. I know.

I'm just saying it's easier said than done. I know because this shit is addictive as fuck because these people designed it that way. Like they've had whistleblowers and silicone Valley and whistleblowers in the nicotine business, the tobacco industry. When you listen to them talk, it sounds exactly the same. This shit is designed to keep you addicted. And we know this.

That's why all I'm simply saying is I see where the game's going. This shit has too much impact on people's well-being, emotional state, and decision-making. More importantly, when you're an aspiring doctor and you decide to not only miss this person's vein on purpose, stick them again so you can injure them. right and then go on Twitter with it after all the work you put in for school? Yeah, it's crazy.

That part's crazy. I'm just saying when it comes to other stuff, it's not easy. Because I see myself doing it. Right decisions. Right decisions. The people that's on social media, these are also fans of them

that's going to the probably the class of them. They're not really fans. That's the other thing. That's what I was trying to explain to Coil-Aray. It's like they're not really fans. And I get what Coleret say, why don't want to see you hurt. Exactly.

Coal Ray says she feels like she has to, you go through them and like she gets input. I subscribe to what my daddy said. You're never as good as they say you are. You're never as bad as they say you are, right? So meaning all opinions don't matter. To me, when you're an artist, the real feedback is through ticket sales.

The real feedback is through record sales. Because imagine the mind fucks, you go on Twitter, and you're trending because a bunch of people told you that you ain't shit, they hate you, blah, they blah, but then that night you got a show. And it's 2,000, 3,000 people singing your songs,

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Judge found him in violation of discovery, protective order, and personal, contact order. What does that mean? I have no idea. I'm assuming because of the social media stuff. What does that? What do you mean? Like, I guess, you know, I don't know if he was tweeting at her or tweeting about her, tweeting about the case on social media. I don't know. That's what I'm assuming. I haven't

looked at any of the details. I thought it was looking like he was about to be vindicated. Like, they didn't find any of the, his DNA on the gun or something like that. It could also possibly be that concert where they had a protective order, but he He popped up at the concert and she was there. That was a while ago, though. Yeah, but... That was last year.

Yeah. And he'd been to court since then. Oh, fuck. What was that? He came out in like a costume or something like that. Yeah. Let's look up some details. I'm pretty sure it's because there's social media stuff.

Interesting. Because once again, I don't know when we're going to realize the things you do online can get you fucked up offline. Literally. It's real life. Like, stop saying... It's the same of... We got to stop saying Twitter's not real life.

It is real life, people. It's a phone call. Okay. It's the text message. Exactly. Exactly. It's like a phone call. call. It's like writing a harassing letter.

And I'm just assuming that's what it is. Who knows? But man, leave well enough alone. Stop letting these people gash y'all to fuck up. You don't owe these people no explanation. The court of public opinion doesn't matter. Especially if you're in the court of law. If I am in the court of law or something,

I can give a fuck about what y'all think in the court of public opinion. I got to beat this case. Period. What is wrong with y'all? Is that it? A California, Look, scroll back up. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. But still, like... A California state judge ruled money that toilet is violated here you're screaming load when he performed. I don't think that's the one from the day, though. I just saw... Somebody sent me to tweet.

I guess it'll come out later. But did he do it or not? Yes. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if he did this. I don't know. Why are you going to put a black man down?

Why are you going to put a black woman down? He asked a simple question. See there? That Twitter got you like that. All just aside? Social media got it. I'm biased because I like make a sign. But how did it turn into a black woman thing?

Yeah, you can't do that. No, he didn't. Why are you going to put a black man in jail without him doing anything? He's literally, and he asked the question. Did he do it? By the way, none of us know. Yeah. We don't know.

That's why you got to let things play out. And that's why the court of public opinion is so dangerous. Because how can you, imagine I'm a juror in 2020. How can you be a unbiased juror in 2022? It's not possible. It's not possible. It's an opinion everywhere. And explain what you saying about.

that because that's a really interesting point. Back in the day when you used to be on juries, you couldn't watch no television, you couldn't listen to the radio, no nothing, because they didn't want you to know anything about the case because they didn't want no outside influence to influence you as a juror.

And that was before, obviously, social media. Way before social media. Now with social media, how? How could you possibly? Yeah. Like, how? Come on. You're not even being objective.

You're not even listening to the evidence because you've already gotten most of your evidence from social media problem. That's right. Like even if you stay on the premises or they put you in a hotel or whatever, that, you're still going to have your phone. Yes.

Back in the day, what would they do? They take away the TV or something? Like, how would they stop you from getting information? Yeah, I'll put you in this room. That's why you got to be in that room for days. No, I'm saying, like, if the case is going on for months. Yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I don't know.

I really don't know. They kind of take your whole life when you got to do it, too. That's why everybody hate that shit. I don't know, man. You always get work and everything. Yeah, that's why people just go up and say they're racist. Yeah, like, if you're going to do jury duty, they're like, do you think you could objectively do this case with Asian

people and they're like, I think they cause COVID. Yeah, listen, there is nothing that makes me feel better when you got jury duty and when they say has anybody in here ever been convicted of a felony? Yon! Like this? Yo, you're charging.

What were you convicted of? Assault in battery with intent to kill, pointing to present them a firearm, distribution of marijuana, possession of cocaine. You already are clicking your bags as you doing this? Like, yeah, like, oh yeah. Like, you got.

gotta go. How we going, guys. Good luck. I got called for jury duty recently. They didn't even call me in. Really? Me too. Once I...

They knew. Exactly. That's nothing objective about him. All right? So I'm not seeing the paper. I just wrote like this. Yeah. They don't want me.

He got too much of an opinion. Go back to the Tiffany cross thing, Taylor. I want... What's the Tiffany crossing? Because Tiffany said that white people, your people, should not have an opinion about the Wilson of Chris Rock. On what show? her show MSNBC cross-connection.

Oh. Let's hear it. Yep. Or, you know, our white fellow countrymen as best I can. And really, truly, black America, there is a commonality amongst us all. And if we went to a white person's home and it was their family dinner and we were sitting there at the table and the mother hauled off and slapped the father. And everybody at that table has an opinion. You know, the sister is like, Mom, you always do this. And the brother is like, I can't believe you guys are doing this.

And dad is like, you're terrible. If I weigh in as a guest in this home And I say, yeah, you guys are terrible. Everybody's like, I'm sorry. When did you get an opinion? Shut up, this lady, you're right. But it's not at, you're not at someone's house. They're also at, they're in an event.

Everybody's submitting to the event. If this was at Will and Jada's house, yeah, sure, behave yourself. The Oscars are not Will and Jada's house. I said, what if it was a cookout in the backyard? And we all playing around with each other. This guy says something like your wife. But it wasn't, it's not your thing. It was the awesome.

So you're supposed to act different at a backyard? certain places somebody disrespect you. Any way you disrespect me at, I don't go fuck, what we're at. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. She's saying that you shouldn't have an opinion if you're white. I understand what you're saying. But also, I'm having an opinion as a as a comedian.

Like, yeah. Yeah. It happened at the Oscars. Okay. Yeah. So wherever. So wherever. The Oscars is white business. Let's be clear on it. It is mainstream America business. Yeah. If you're the biggest, one of the biggest actors in the world, and you slapped one of the biggest comedians in the world.

At the biggest award show in the world, everybody can have an opinion. Yeah, that's an actor. What are we talking? Yeah. Because you know what she was saying? He was actually at their house. It was, no, it was at the white people's house. And you smack somebody at the white people's house.

Yeah, I like that. That wasn't a good thing. I didn't understand it because Oscars, do you have any black people won Oscar? Somebody wrote that for her. Somebody wrote that for her. Do you have any? Black people won Oscars. This year?

Yes. I don't know. How many? Four. Oh. Samuel Jackson. that was an honorary one So I guess you can count that

Yeah West Love And Will Smith And Will Smith I thought it was four But three It was three And then it was the Afro Latino

The Afro Latino The African Latino The woman who was in Um So it's four In Canto No she was In Canto

She was in a West Side Story Ah Is that that's it right? Yeah West Side Story Two When she won

The girl From West Side Story One Yeah The girl who wasn't invited The best Supporting actress Oh, no, no, no, the friend. Yeah, she won.

I was wild. I was a lady who's the movie. Ariana Du Bois, salute to her. My point is, the Oscars are still so white. Okay? Yeah.

I don't care. Who's producing it, salute the Wilpaca and Shail and all the other. It's still so white. How many words got put out all night? A lot, but two black people won. That's just everybody can have an opinion.

But that's the biggest news, though. And everybody can have an opinion. Maybe we're just better at acting, guys. You know what I mean? We got to pretend every day. You know what they call actors? We're not liars. You know?

Yeah. It's hard. It's not. I don't see color and all these other things that we invent. We're just really good at acting. Honey is okay if you bring wax hole.

Bull shit. The police treat everyone the same. You know? I don't see color. Shut the fuck up. You see my Tim's motherfucker? There is something to that. There is something to that.

Because I know you see what the fuck is going on in this world. You got to see. Do we? Maybe no. Maybe not. No, you're right. Do we? Some people be in their bubble so much.

I'm serious. No, you never know. Fuck that. Well, you need to bust your bubble. Bro, you never know. Listen, you'll be shocked at how much George Floyd opened up a lot of people's eyes. Yeah. So, whatever.

I hear what you saying, but yeah. Whatever. What else we got, Taylor? Wake up. What we got this shit you want to care about next week? Oh, Will Smith resigned from the Academy. Not even the Will Smith resign in. The, uh, um, oh, how do you feel about Gerard Carmichle coming out as gay?

did that already. Yeah, so I was going to ask him. Who didn't know that? Yeah, he did that on the home video special. He told his mom he was in the kitchen and he was, this is why I hate this world we live in, man. He was in the kitchen and he goes, yo,

I hooked up with dudes every night and his mom like, okay. Right? She knew too. And then he came on breakfast club and talked about it, but I guess it's a difference between saying that and just actually saying, hey, I'm gay. You know what I mean? I don't know.

I could care less. I said something funny. He's like, you guys, you think when you came, out is by, that didn't make you gay to us? That's all I see. By the girl, by her.

By the way, I love, I like Gerard as a person. I like his monologue on SNL better. I thought what he said was real true. And Girard was like, I got to be the least famous host in S&L history. That's how I did. No, man. Giride is interesting to me because he shows you how much the game has changed. And what I mean by that is,

Gerard is a person who, in the 90s, that kit, meaning sitcom, HBO special, you're out of here. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Guaranteed. But he always, he still has had like an air of like, and I'm trying to pronounce this word. It's in my mind. Anonymous. Anonymity.

It's such a hard word to say. Amenanimity. Amenanimity. There you go. Anonymity. I heard that on Nemo. There you go. So it's like there's mad people in the culture who haven't done those things,

haven't been in the big movies, haven't been, you know, haven't had the HBO specials, you know, haven't had the sitcoms, but they're way bigger. Yeah.

Culturally. Yeah, because YouTube is king, bro. You know, so he's always been so interested in me because of that. You can't be famous if you're not on YouTube. Wow.

Andrew Waxon. Nah, this is crazy. That right there, bro. I already seen this. That right there, why your glasses crooked? Instead of Andrew Jackson,

Andrew Waxon, that's fire. You're just catching that, you never need it. Nah, because you said it out loud. And anytime I hear Andrew. The visual is right there. Yeah, but Andrew is my name. So I'm like, how do I fit into all this?

Go back to the Tory Lane's thing you had up there. Because they said what he got, okay, Judge David Hereford heard nearly an hour of argument about Lane's tweets and said, some seem to be clear messages and make and see the tweets. He added new condition to Lane's released that he's not to mention the complaining witness in this case

in any social media trial date set for 914. That stinks, though. You know, you know what stinks? Is the fact that a judge had to tell him that. Yeah. Like, come on, man. You know what you up against you know what you're facing. Like, stop. I'm telling you all, please, man. If y'all ain't never listening to your uncle shawl about anything,

stop worrying about that court of public opinion. That is social media. Please. The motherfuckers do not care about you in no way, shape of form. They're trying to fuck with you, man. That's corny. Exactly. They're not your fans.

They're not your enemies. They don't give a shit. You think he's trying to control his narrative at all or no? What does it matter? Because of everybody's saying that you shot a woman and you didn't do it. Listen, if what if the court of law can prove I didn't do it, that's all I care about. In the meantime, it's like you're going to stop making money. You got to shut the fuck up.

I don't know if I. I don't know if I, if you want to court boy, I'm trying to. I think you got to fight because once people to decide. once people decide who you are, it's hard for them to undecide it. And Louis C.K is a perfect example of that. Like, everybody just decided what he did was what he did. What they said he did is what he did. And then he didn't come out and refute it all.

And then years later, people are still upset about the Grammy. If he was like, yo, that's bullshit. They're lying on me and they're misrepresenting this story. If he did that loud from the beginning, I think, I think Tori's actually better now that he didn't stop his life at all, kept pushing, kept in eye the whole time, can't make him music. I didn't say stop your life. I'm just saying like, be quiet. There's nothing to talk about in regards to that case because none of those people are jurors.

You know what I'm saying? None of those people are deciding your fate in a court of law. So who are you trying to prove this stuff to? You know what I'm saying? I hate to say it, but sometimes- Live your life was out the way of this case. Yeah. Charlotte, when that incident happened, everybody was on some like fuck Tory shit.

Yeah. Everybody. So until he started speaking out and like changing people's opinion, like, wait, maybe he didn't do it. Yeah, exactly. Now it's like, okay, I can even listen to his music. Before you didn't want to support him. I think you got to control your narrative, bro. This is what happens, though, when you're trying to control your narrative.

What changed the narrative more than anything, and I don't even know if this stuff is true, is when people started leaking things from the case, right? So when academics put out that tweet and academics was like his DNA wasn't found on the gun, that's when people really started to be like, well, goddamn. Yeah. Maybe he didn't do this. I think even before that album. Not really.

Not to me because they're still so sketchy. Even with the album to me, I was like, why are you making songs about this? If you're not going to tell us exactly what happened, don't say nothing. Please. Let things play out in the court of law. I think you got to fight for your identity, man.

You got to fight for your narrative. That's just me first. Not when it's already in the court. And it only take a year. Sometimes you got to eat shit for a year. Because they're stretching it out. Let them do it. Let them do it.

Everybody already believes it. And guess what I disagree. If it's fake and it's not real and you beat it in the court of law, that's what count. Now you go crazy. Yeah, now you can do whatever you want. This shit ain't going nowhere. Now you're getting yourself in trouble in the process.

Oh, I hear what you're saying. When it's in the court of law, that's going to define your fate no matter what. If people just are making accusations but it never goes to the courts, you got to fight for who you are. There you go. Now you do that. Yeah, yeah. I think I understand what they're saying more. If you know you're innocent, you could be silent because you know you're going to be liberated.

I got something in the backhand. You go into bang on them. Yes, right. Eat shit. Yes. Literally. Okay. I got you.

I got you. That's right. You got a backup plan. Like, you know, hey man, I wish me best. Louis shit didn't go to court. So he had to fight for his marriage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't really fight for it.

Didn't he? No, he didn't. I thought he admitted to it. No, no. He didn't admit to what people think he did. He described what happened, but that's the difference is if you apologize, in people's minds, you apologize for what they think you did. Not for what you said you did.

You know what? Because nobody's really paying attention. Exactly. They're not paying attention to the details. They just hear the wildest story possible. And they go, I guess he apologized for that. Yeah, he is that person. Nah.

Nah. Yeah, that's why you don't just apologize for anything. Fuck that. Exactly. If you ain't do it, fuck you. I didn't do it. You never going to hear it come out of my mouth. I don't get a fuck.

I thought about it is too, man. It's like, yo, you're explaining the things. You're explaining the people who are committed to misunderstanding you. They don't want. They don't want you to be insane. They like you like. Like literally everything can be there. It can all be on the table.

It can be all be on the table. Like, okay, this don't add up, that don't add up. This says this, that says that. And they still will be like, no, he is what they say he is. Because they don't want justice. They want vengeance. They want vengeance because they don't like you. Exactly.

This is just another convenient thing to shit on you. That's right. That's right. It could have anything. They could have said you farted. He did. He did it. And that's why I love Cardi, but it's like, you're explaining things

to people who don't like you anyway. You never going to win them over. Never. Never. Never. Every time they see you post, coach it with the fly outfits on and the jury. They don't like that. You know what I mean?

When they see you pull up in your car, they don't like that. Yeah. They see you with your husband, you live in the life. They don't like you. They hate that shit. Hate you being happy. The more happier and more people hate you. Real talk.

Just stay out the way. Yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. I thought you was working out, man. Who? Yeah. My shit. Right, right.

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you want to do? Yeah, that's what we're doing. I'm doing. I didn't gain like three pounds of muscle. You're lying. Ooh, I'm telling you, so when you start shredding, you'll see, you'll see, salute the perm, salute the tone. Hey, I want to salute, salute to this shit here, too, man. This shit right here. Why? Is that good? What? And I don't even, you know, I don't even mess with sports drinks like that, but this shit right here, I don't even how to pronounce it, Carviva, Carviva, this shit right here. Why is it so good? Because it's got antioxidants in it and collagen and electrolytes and it helps

to hydrate and replenish and it is this one right here is 40% juice but some of them have like 75% juice and look at the calories 45 calories. Was like energy drink? Yeah, it's like energy drink, wear it up. So it's like monster or like I mean, yeah, but it's healthy.

Does it make you shake at all the energy drink sometimes? At all, that's my point. You're like power energy that gave a headache. Like I do this shit, but this shit, I used to do like green tea. This shit way better. Like for energy? Mm-mm. Yeah.

It's way better. for energy at all, but vitamins. 45 calories per serving. Look, 0% fat, 0% cholesterol, 1% sodium, 4% carbohydrates, 0% 2% protein.

This shit, man. How much adderall? It's just all juice. This shit is good. Something to got to make you feel. So it's called Carviva? Carviva. Carviva. Salute the Carviva. Carviva. It comes in mad, different flavors.

The one I'm drinking right now is bowlberry lemonade, but y'all, y'all, y'all, I don't know. All I do is water. But this shit right here, this shit is addictive. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor.

Okay. Bert 353 says, what advice can you guys give to someone that feels stuck in life at the moment? Find your passion, bro. Find what you enjoy doing.

Not what you are distracted by, but we truly enjoy doing. And lean into that shit. Yeah, Bert, I need more, I need more context of your question. And the reason I need more context to your question is because, like, what has you feeling stuck? Because if you tell me that what has you feeling stuck is watching what everybody else is doing

and you're not necessarily doing it, that's not a reason to be stuck because you might really be exactly what you're supposed to be. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes people be saying stuck and they be at a nice job. You know what I mean? Sometimes people will be saying that they're stuck and they're in a position that they should be in. they're just not utilizing that position to their fullest potential

because it's worried about what everybody else is doing. Yeah. And paying attention to what's on everybody else's plate, why they're food getting cold. But sometimes I feel like when you're really happy

or passionate about the thing, when you're really passionate about the thing you're working on, you're not as concerned with one of the people. Is this come anyway? Yeah, that's true. So like finding that thing, I was talking to Gary V about this.

We had him on Flagrant and, you know, he's such a passionate fucking guy and he gives this great advice about how people can, you know, get their life on point or like change things up, start making more money, et cetera.

And one of the things I told him on a pot, I was like, Gary, I think that, like, you can hustle for so long, and it's easy for you because you love what you do. So the time doesn't bother you. He loves the game. That is his passion. So, like, whereas somebody else,

if they were going to go, they would like to make more money than the current job they're at where they're going to the garage sales and that kind of stuff and the things that Gary says that they can make money quicker and, like, really kind of be their own boss,

but they might not have, the same passion. Gary is like in love with what he does. And I relate to that. I'm in love with this shit. So I can work 80 hours a week and there's nothing to me because it's 80 hours doing what I love.

Same. I love doing radio. I love doing podcasts. I love writing books. I love publishing podcasts. I love publishing books. Like I love creating content. Like that's what I like to do.

I like investing in new talent. Like that's what I like to do. So it's not. They don't feel like work to you. No, not at all. So maybe maybe it's fine. the thing that you really love doing. And then once you love doing that,

you will be able to hustle an unbelievable amount of time. Like, it's easy for you. You wake up, you go to sleep, thinking about it. I will say comparison is the thief of joy too, though. Yeah, that is. The one thing we never see Gary V. do is compare himself to anybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's one Gary, motherfucking. Yeah, and he speaks on that. He's like, stop being so worried where all these people do. That's right. Are you just doing it so you can beat them? Then it's not your passion. Then you're just competitive. If you're just doing it so you can beat these motherfuckers.

is just competitive. You could be passionate and competitive. Those both can work. But would you do this shit no matter what? Yeah. Do you love the game? No money. Exactly.

Yeah. And we've done it for no money. You know what else is interesting about what you're saying, too? It's about intention too, right? Because I remember back in 98, 99, when I first started a radio, and I said, I want to be the biggest radio personality in the world. And then that evolved to, I want to be the biggest multimedia personality in the world. Then it's, I want to be the biggest multimedia mogul in the world.

But, like, that's not really an intention. That's just saying something you want to do. Yep. So you may do it. Yeah. But what's the intention by the way? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

That's the competitiveness. The why is the love. Yeah. Why do you want to be the biggest multimedia mogul in the game? And why do you think? Because I like the power of putting other people on. It's literally that simple for me. I like to be able to empower other people.

Yeah. That's the doper shit to me. Like I love, that's why when I see like what Robert Smith do with philanthropy or when you can be like Clarence Avon and just snap your fingers and get something done for somebody, you know what I mean? Like I like that shit. That shit is like, um, especially when it's things that nobody's willing to take a chance on. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I guess that's what I like the most.

Like, yeah, that's what we should all be using our platforms for. And when you, you know, you know, connecting with people and empowering people who actually got something to say. Yeah. Something that can make people actually better. You know what I mean? Because I feel like for so long in our culture, you know, especially hip hop, we put ourselves in boxes for no reason. Like who says, you know, a guy in hip hop can't be a mental health advocate.

Who says a guy in, who says the breakfast club can't have Bishop T.D. Jake's on one day and Kodak Black the next. Who the fuck said, you know what I'm saying? Like, why not? And that's why, I mean, it's certain platforms that get it, certain platforms that don't. That's why I like Rogan. Rogan gets it. Yeah.

Like that, you know, in an organic way. In an organic, I'm just curious about the world way. Let's talk to interesting people. People that inspire me on whatever level. It don't matter. Like, yeah, but you goddamn right, I listen to Tony Robbins. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Why would not?

Yeah. You know? So, yeah, that's it for me. I like that. What else we got? What we got, Taylor? If you could choose from, oh, God, this is such a thing. Why do y'all ask these questions?

Biggs 1904. If you could choose from having a longer life or longer dick, which one you're going with? Well, it depends on who you ask it. Yeah, like if you already got good dick, you got a long and life. You got a little meat. You're going to feel like, I want a longer life.

Because your life ain't good, you got a little meat. Like already short. Yeah, but they're not all. A life made shit. That's a trick question, though. You got to read the details of that one, man. He didn't talk to me. He's just talking about length.

Ain't no girf with that deal. Ooh. Yeah, girls, they worry about no girf. He just can't put it in that good. You're crazy. Once it gets in this, like, she's like, hit the wall in the back.

Yeah. So you know how it wants this? Imagine your penis look like this. It ain't about, yeah, it might be a skinny. Just like this. Yeah.

It ain't about being skinny, but I mean, you want both, but you don't want just girf. Like, yeah, maybe it's hard to put in that beginning. You want both.

Give me some length. Yeah. You don't want this. Yeah, you want to. Imagine just having length with no girf. Yeah, that's all right. It would hurt.

It would hurt. It'd be sharp. That's a magic wand, bro. Just the abracadabra every time you jump in the busing? I do it. It looks like to get no STD. What? You try to make it SDD disappear with Abercadabra?

I'm just saying. I pray over it anyway. I don't know what you're saying. Pray with everything. Oh, this is a good one. I saw Joe Rogan talking about this one. Andrew runs for president in 2024. I will be the president in 2024.

Okay. I like that. Yeah, simple answer. Yeah. That's cool. I'd vote for Andrew. I definitely vote for you. There's no way.

You know, I said I don't want no more celebrities as president. I'd vote for Andrew. I'm a celebrity. I'm a man of the people. Either way. I would definitely vote for president. I don't want to be president, but I do want to hit that debate. But what if you do what did it?

I don't think Trump did. I don't think Trump even knew his goal. He just did it. By it. No notes, no nothing. Let's just go. How much forward that day? What do we do about the Middle East?

I don't know, but that motherfucker dressed crazy. It just start killing everybody on the stand. Tell me that wouldn't be worth it. Just get me to the debates. No, I'm going to tell you something, Andrew. I'm not even joking when I say this. I think you would kill more actually flexing your political muscle. I really do.

I think that you could really have some real debates. No, I really do. I think you could have some real debates. And I think you could bring some real issues to the table. Maybe. And still, it would be funny with it? This, this, I just honestly, I don't think being president is hard. You hire the smart.

The smartest people in the world. You have access to the smartest people on the whole planet. Being predescent of like a third world country is fucking difficult, dude. Like people are trying to take you out. There's different people that are trying to like take over. You got a secret service. You got me. You can trust who you don't.

Your whole family can get kidnapped. You got to be really terrible to fuck up America. Son, America, you can hire the smartest people the whole world. Tell you the best decision to make. They got GPS. What the fuck? I mean, I do that for a living. And they're way better than the ones that we get.

It's even funny. Yeah. Yeah. Just hang out, write some jokes, talk that shit. I would love that. Would you get hit in the White House? Say again? Oh, yeah, you're married.

I'm married, bro. Yeah. I would love that. Why are you voting for Andrew in 2014? Why are you voting for Andrews, Shal, man? You said you didn't want them with celebrities in the White House. Yeah, but you didn't say it was going to be my friend. Yeah.

It's different. Why? I am voting my interest. Yeah. Oh, dude, imagine the pressure on me. Why? Every week we're still doing brilliant idiots. You're like, black people need some shit, show.

Yeah. Oh, no. I don't stop any of the pods. What have you done? We do the spots every single week. That'd be fires. That'd be fired. What do you mean?

Why wouldn't you do that? What else I got to do? That's how you connect to people. Why not? Come on, bro. This president is easy. There's no way they do shit. You know what I mean?

Y'all would come up. Y'all would be in the cabinet, though, right? You got to put me somewhere. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. I mean, head of security. CIA.

No. Only three letters you get is W.A.X, bro. I want to do what Kushner was. I want to do what Kushner was. Chief advisor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need something. Yeah, yeah.

What would you do? Chief advisor. You want to have like, no, he was, was he foreign. He did foreign. No, no, no, you need to do like, you need to be like, let do all do foreign a thing. He likes to travel. No, for real.

No, Charlotte's got to be, like, the puppet master. I keep the police quiet. Charlotte's, like, the real, like, idea guy. Charlotte's, like, the real, like, marketing guy. When is that in the White House? I just go up there and say the shit. I'll say it, but you got to, you got to handle the strings. That's Vice President.

No, it's not. No. Vice doesn't do nothing. What are you talking about? But you got to be, who is the motherfucker that they got out of here, but he was Trump's guy? Oh, oh, you talk about a banner. Pan? Yeah, Ben.

Benin, Benin. Steve Bannon. Yeah, something like that. David Banner. All right. That's always, if you're in the podcast, you think we're intelligent. My whole agenda is everything for black people. Like, white people, we're not even talking about it. Black people got reparations within the first month.

All day long. Who is the guy pulling the strings behind him? Everybody got those. The whole security staff got Tim's on. The Capitol of Moose is Monks for in South Carolina. Who is it? Oh, man. As always, if you listen to this podcast,

you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too.

It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening.