The Brilliant Idiots - Reddit, Set, Go

Episode Date: June 17, 2021

This week on the podcast we visit Reddit and read some comments on Taylor's roast thread, Charlamagne talks about being at the Youtube Vs TikTok boxing match, we discuss what is patriarchy, what is freedom of speech, "In The Heights" backlash, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlamagne Nagat. Andrew Schult. We are the Brilliant Idiot's Podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Wax is here. Taylor is here.

She ain't bring no sneakers, though. I did bring sneakers, uh, Shultz. I got sneakers. I don't even need a time. He's so full of shit. You're a foolish shit because... You ain't bring no clothes to run tracking. Why do I need to?

I got my sneakers right. You want to put on them sneakers than running that romper? Is that a romper? That's a parlor shoot. You're going to be fucked up. I thought it was a dress earlier. You ain't ready.

You just bought the shoes. I am ready. Okay. Let's see. You're going to get called out. All right. We're going to call that bluff today. Listen, me, Alex got $100 on this, too.

Where Alex is at? Well, that's why Alex ain't here. Because he's going to go. We're going to call that bluff. I want to see if Taylor going to. You're going to get in Paris. What did I just do? She just did three minute plank.

It's very surprising, too. For real? Just three minute? Yes, I'm an athlete. Why are you hating? You're not an athlete. I don't know if you're an athlete. You just did a three minute plank.

Would you still call Charles Barkley and athlete? Yeah, you could be athletic. Yeah, the word former exists for me. Jesus Christ. I think three minutes is impressive. Very, very impressive. Why is it that when we last three minutes is not impressive? Like, we basically planking, right?

Like, we're on top of you like that. That three minutes is whack. you're just bragging about three minutes right now. If you really plank in it, you'll probably hold off anyway. Yeah. So you should do that. She used to do a plank and just have her doing all the work, and you'll probably last long.

She did just do now? She just did it. No, I'm just saying sexually speaking, like three minutes, like, it's subjective. Because in sex, it's whack, three minutes. Now you see what three minutes really is. That's what we be holding. If you can hold your breath for three minutes, you're a fish. That's right.

Yeah, literally. You're a mermaid. You're a mermaid. You're a mermaid. That's what happened. You fucked a mermaid You fucked a mermaid Sweetheart

How do you feel If I give you three minutes Not not you You're a fucking mermaid I'm a chef of fiancé Don't fuck you're talking about Not Zip I'm not a mermaid

I'm a fiance So you do You did a three minute plank And you're going to run today Yes Oh you're gonna be musty as shit When you get up I hope you got some goddamn

Deodorant Jesus is correct Lord have mercy How was everybody's week man. It was good. I don't even remember the days anymore. I don't even remember. I'm sitting there like, man, we was just in Miami. We was in Miami.

Oh, yeah. How was the TikTok YouTuber shit? I thought it was phenomenal. You like it? I was highly entertained. You know what? And I saw somebody say that. They was like, his motherfucker didn't want to pay for Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather, but he went to a YouTube TikTok's fight. That's because they're both YouTubers and TikTokers. Nobody's a professional.

Everybody likes to see non-professional fight. They did good. It's the reason like when you walk by a bar and you see a bar fight, you might see what's going on in here. The reason we're on social media and you see a fight, you're going to watch it. None of them are professionals, all of them trained for three months. And they went in there and banged out.

Yeah. They was banging. What was it like when Callie was trying to hype up the crowd? Just exactly how it was on social media. I don't know. What was it like? I missed it. But you know, Calla was interesting.

Somebody bought up a good point, right? Because I was like, damn. These kids weren't singing like none of Calla's music like that, right? Yeah. And somebody said, well, Callid was Snapchat. Yeah, he's Snapchat. I was like, oh, shit. You were like, Cal was Snapchat.

That was like four years ago. That's what the person said. It was like, that was like four or five years ago. You know, it's different now. And I was like, I never thought about it. You know what I mean? So they're saying that Caled is washed. They see, I don't think they were saying he was washed.

They was just like, your kid's attention span is like this. You know what I mean? Because I saw them, they went crazy. Little Baby, when I was interviewing Little Baby, they went crazy for a little baby just by him sitting there. Yeah. When they said his name, Like, ah, same thing with Migo, same thing with Lotto.

I don't know. I just, I don't know what's interesting. Who's Lotto? Lotto is a woman rapper. She's saying, what does she sing? What's that song? Big Lotto. She got the Gucci Man.

Yeah, so I'm a very freaky girl. Freaky girl remakes. But I think that social media, that video account, it didn't seem that quiet when you perform. Am I tripping? That's how it looked on social media. I don't know. He always had another one coming from.

I just. saw the clips. I saw the clips of the fights. But I grew with you, man. It's like, if I'm invested in some way in the fighters, they don't need to be professionals. No, it's just no. You want to see. It's better. It's like karaoke of a

I got, I got people in my building that are kind of beefing right now. And you want to see them fight. It's fire, bro. I can't wait to get home. I can't wait to get home. I barely know these motherfuckers, but there's drama in the building. Are you doing anything on? I'm talking to people with the desk and shit. I'm like, yo, give me the details. What happened?

It was some crazy shit going down. And them YouTube and TikToks had great storylines. Like one of them was over the weight. He was like 17 pounds over the weight. Yeah. So he pulled out. And then so they interviewed them at the fight. And one of the dudes was like, yo, he's just a bitch.

You don't want to fight me. Like we did it yesterday. I signed a waiver to still do it. He didn't want to do it. And I was like, hold up. I'm invested in that storyline. Wait, wait. The overweight guy didn't want to fight?

Which one was it? I ain't going to lie. I think the guy was overweight. So whatever. He didn't want to fight. I don't think he could, but then somebody else had to sign a waiver, like a death waiver or something.

And so when he signed it, they could have made it happen, but it was something like 50, it was like, it had to be done like more than 15 hours before the fight, and it wasn't, I don't know what the fuck it was,

but I know it was a very intriguing storyline. Yeah. That made me be like, they got a fight in the fault. Yeah. I think it's Tyler, was Tyler somebody and something. And by the way,

those YouTubers and TikTokers, y'all better stop acting like those people ain't real live stars, bro. Yeah, They got numbers. Those kids love them. Yeah. I mean, going crazy, yelling and screaming.

My daughter who's 12 turns 13 this month, never has text me about anything. Except this. She texted me. She's like, are you hosting an event tonight? I'm like, yeah, why? She was like, it's the YouTube or TikTok event? I'm like, yeah, why?

I'm like, how do you know this? She's like, my friends are telling me. I'm like, shit. Like, it's a whole different world. Yeah. You got to get out the way, yeah. Let them have it. You ain't got no choice.

No, no, it's stupid. The TikTokers. thing is stupid. YouTube, I understand, but TikTok is stupid. I'm not on TikTok, because I don't even know what goes on on TikTok. Akka said the best. He's like, it's just dudes thirst trapping. Like if you're on TikTok, yeah, it's just like dudes with their shirts off dancing together. It's only fans for kids. It's only fans for kids. It's crazy. Exactly though. But it's weird. Like as a dude, you're supposed to be famous because you're a skill at something. You're not supposed to be famous just because you got at.

Like we never respect people like that. At least when I was growing up, you never respect the dude just because he got a good body. You respect dude because he could either fight, he can sing, he could play ball. There's something that he could do that was exceptional. But you could do this as your thing? A body. Yeah, if you was an actor. Like you go like that.

You could have the body, but you got to have some action with it. That's it. Not a good. Yeah, you got a fight. Like, we don't even respect dudes that got a good body. You know that's the term action figure came from, right? What do you mean? Action figure.

Oh, yeah. You said a girl got a nice. nice figure. So if you're a guy with a nice figure, you got to be about that action. Yeah. I just made that up, but it sounded amazing. I went with you. I supported it.

I supported your bullshit. Yeah. That's what it is. But that's why the YouTube video TikTokers have careers because people support they bullshit. They're bullshit, right. Yeah, they're bullshit. Don't they teach you, like, little things on TikTok? No, no, no.

Now, I will say this. You go on TikTok and, like, scroll, you can find some interesting things. Like, you see some interesting creators. The same shit, like with Vine back in the day. Like there were some people just found, like, creative stuff to do. But the dudes that are just famous for dancing, like, there's a dance move that comes out to a song. And that's what you're famous for? I'm never going to respect that.

Shit. One of them dudes, I can't remember anything. I think the name was kale something, a cow. He danced all the way to the ring. Remember, he was dancing in the ring. He lost. He lost, but he was dancing. He was playing the role.

I think he used too much energy. I think so, too. No, no, I'm not even lying. I'm not even lying. He dancing to the ring. And even when he was in the ring, he was doing this little dance, like ducking. And he was fighting. Yeah.

But, you know, nah, YouTube, YouTube watched the TikTok. I think the final school was like five to two or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got knocked out. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. Michael Lee or something like that.

Nah, not. Well, Michael Lee, no. Michael Lee? No, I think Michael Lee got knocked out. He got knocked out. Yeah, Javis. Yeah. I think the name was Javis.

Javis? Javis. Yeah. Either way, man, those kids are stars. It's a new world. And, you know, they want some get down and lay down shit. By the way, they don't even give a fuck if you get down and laydown because they got their own thing going on.

Yeah, they'll go fuck. I can understand people want to see them get beaten up. Like, I can understand paying for that. If I was Jake Paul or Logan Paul, why would you ever fight any type of real athlete? It's more interesting. Like, yo, if I'm, I told you. You can just run to YouTube.

Run this shit. And pick the people you want to do. You know you guys. But I wonder if you can make the same money. Like, Logan's not making 20-mill fighting a TikTok. I don't know if this is. is true or not, but they said the main event of this YouTube TikTok fight,

both fighters made $5 million. I think that's the last time that will happen. And they said that, put it like, those kids were flexing so hard. They was like, I'll bet you a million out my pocket. You can't knock me out. And so they had to pay that up. I got to pay that up.

I got to pay it up because he got T-K-Oed, not K-O. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And if it's a million dollars, I'm going to be very specific. Very specific. I did not go to fleet. I didn't go to sleep. That's right.

I do want to see what the paper view numbers. Exactly. I don't think the paper view numbers are going to be that big, and I think some people are going to lose money on it. And if they lose money, you're not going to see those big persons. Pull it up, Dale. Let's see. I don't know.

He has to pull it. They don't know. They don't know. Don't stress him. Because the. Focus on one thing at a time. Alex Media not with us today. We got Miles in the building.

And it's his first day. Miles scared because wax is close to him. He don't know what to fucking think. I was talking to him early. He's all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know where during the podcast at some point in time, you just got to go like that to him just to see if he's on his piece. Stop. Come on, Miles. Now he told me he going to start doing planks. He's going to start doing planks? That's what's up, bro. He'll tell you anything, Wax.

Yeah, yeah. Is that a good thing to do, sir? Should I do some planks? What else would you like for me to do, sir? Did you hear that Batman don't eat pussy? I hated that shit. I don't understand why. God, because you got a mask on.

Now the mask is the only thing open for pussy in. I've never seen the mouth and was in a mask. No, but he doesn't have a mask here. He has a mask everywhere except his mouth. I got to see that. But basically, there was going to be a scene where he was eating Harley Quinn's pussy

and HBO show. It's a cartoon. They were going to have cartoons. Oh, so I'm just telling you about that. And D.C. stepped in and they were like, yo, heroes don't eat pussy. They're right. That's number one.

And why does his voice sound like that? You ever hear Batman's voice? Don't it sound like he being pussy all night? I'm Batman. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Let me tell you something. Harley Quinn needs to watch that pussy

because this voice got me sound like the holster. No, but can heroes eat pussy, bro? No. I'll tell you why. Why, why? Why do we need them to have any sex, period? And listen, by the way, I'll tell you one thing that this story did do, let me know that Harley Quinn got a cartoon on HBO Max

because I never knew. And I loved the Holly Quinn movie. I think D.C. should only focus on doing villain movies. You love all these girl movies? Holly Quinn is dope, y'all. It was a-e-it-hwin. Wonder Woman was one of the best movies. I hated Wonder Woman.

Thank God. What do you mean? Finally, Wonder Woman was trash. Any girl movie that she loved us. There's nothing wonder about Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman was crappy. What is the...

What is the... What's Marvel Wonder Woman? What's that? Captain Marvel was good, though. No, Captain Marvel was good. Come on, man. But Holly Quinn was good. But, um, Holly Quinn was good.

Now, me think about it. First of all, have you watched anything of Holly Quinn? Nah But the fact that you know that they got Batman eating pussy Doesn't make you think No HBO knows what they're doing That's what I'm saying That'd get us to watch though

Yeah Because I was watching I wasn't even watching it You heard like at the season finale Of one of their shows East Town The Mayor of East Town Some silly show It was drama, it was dope

They just shut down the service HBO Max Yeah So people like it went viral Oh my God halfway through the finale we can't find out what's happening. I found out about the show from HBO magazine being shut down.

This is good marketing. That's what I'm saying. You wonder why it used to be a time and they'd leave things on the cutting room floor. All this shit is marketing, bro. Why would they have to announce to us? Yeah, we cut Batman eating Holly Quinn's pussy. Our catwoman's pussy.

Like, what? What I'm curious about this is what the eating the pussy shit. It's like, as a superhero, you already doing so much for others. Like, after you save the world, why are you eating pussy? Now, I'll tell you this, I agree with you.

I agree with you. You spent the whole day saving the world. Some dudes like eating pussy, though. But here's the thing. After saving the world, wax? You're going to punch you your mouth 15 times. This proves how normal Batman is other than money. He's not a superhero.

He just thinks Superman would ever disrespect himself to even think about going down on lowest lane. Batman ain't nothing but a human. He'd be down there like, no, that's krypton. Exactly. You think Captain America would ever eat some woman. box? Nah,

you think Captain America ever ate Peggy Card? No, I'm a superhero. I'm a superhero. What you're talking about? I ain't no pussy. Batman ain't nobody hero. Yeah. He's a human.

Without the suit on, he's just a regular vagina munchy like the rest of it. That's facts. So Batman should be eating pussy, but everybody else forget about it. He's a superhero. He can't do a fly. You think Iron Man's eating pussy?

Now he's a robot for that. No, no. You don't think he got a robot to eat pussy? Regular human. Without the suit, he's down there on pepper pots. You think? Absolutely. Without that suit, he's down there on pepper potts.

He's got no powers. He's down there on pepper pots, man. But you don't think that you would just outsource that to a robot? You don't think you would find a robot that you could pussy way better than you? Exactly. You don't think he got a little button on his watch and then a little tongue pops out and starts eating that pussy? Your Iron Man's vibrators probably. Oh, crazy.

Iron Man's vibrators next level. She's just down a little to the left. Shut up, bitch. I know exactly where it is. By the way, if you get. an incredible hulk or somebody to eat your box, you're the superhero. Oh, yeah, that's a little dangerous.

You get one of those super, if you get a superhero, one of those God-level, omega-level superheroes to eat you out, you're the superhero. Because you haven't noticed they only fall in love with, like, mortals? Interesting.

Supermans with Lois Lane. You know what I mean? A regular person? Yes. I'm just saying I thought Louis Lane was regular. She is. That's what I said. They only fall in love with mortals.

The superheroes fall in love with the regular people, they're not falling in. love with other superheroes. There you go. Actually, that's not true because your boy Wolverine fell in love with Phoenix or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. That is true. But I hear you, that is... Wolverine? Storm. Definitely eats the box. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he felt.

He wanted filthy, too. He's like, yo, go for a run. Right after you finish fighting. Yeah. Right after you just say in the world. Yeah. You got these super senses. He got these super senses.

He smelled a muscle. mile away. Yeah, I didn't like that, though. I don't see the point. I don't see the point of having that in. Maybe I got to see it in context. That's the other thing. Why is Batman going down on Catwoman?

Not Catwoman. Clown Woman. Clown woman. Oh, fucking Harley, Harley Quinn. No, Batman was going down on Catwoman. No, Harley Quinn. No, they said it was, it's the Harley Quinn show, but Batman was going down,

pulls me going down on Catwoman on the Harley Quinn show. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Catwoman ain't that bad. Huh? I can't let me look. See, have blonde hair? I mean, the actress that plays this guy.

That woman wasn't that bad. How's she looked? Like, what did you tell her? You just told her she's not that bad, crazy guy. I think... Why were they... Can't ask, like, serious questions? I'm not into, like, how you guys are.

Don't try to distract from anything that's on Reddit, okay? You need to focus all your energy on the fight that you're going to have later in this podcast with the users of Reddit. The Taylor claimed. She didn't go on Reddit all week long. She swore on her granddaddy's great. She didn't go on Reddit all week long. Does anybody in here believe that? Nope.

I don't go on Reddit. You went on Reddit this week. Had to. The only time the first time I ever went on Reddit was because of him talking about he catches poop. That's it. Okay. I'm getting it up right now. You want to do it right now?

I'm getting it up right now. You want to start off hot? No, I want to read them because. No, no, no, no. No. No. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I want to read them. You don't get to pick the smoke.

Okay. I don't care. Let me read them. You want to read them? Taylor, are you sure you want to read them? Taylor, I don't know. Taylor Rose thread. Okay, fine. I don't want us to be responsible for the bullying she's doing to herself.

Okay, so this is just a Taylor Rose thread. This is an official rose thread. By the way, it's like 500 of them. I know. Made it light hard. Put me lit, baby. You got to stop jiggily at herself. This is no form of bullying harassment

And Taylor herself We'll be reading these next episode Get your jokes off and upvote Okay, let's show Oh, Miles got to pull them up All right to tell you Miles is shaking right now, bro Miles is fucking shit

Go to Reddit Go to brilliant idiots on Reddit And it will be the first thing Taylor ain't thick She just compress Whoa Holy shit That was pretty good

Shut While you get them up Holy Shit. We got. Holy shit. You know, ready? Taylor not fixed.

She just go. Hey. If Taylor can read one page of Harry Potter book without fucking up, I'll donate 100,000 Duvalls GoFund me. Jesus Christ. This is corny, though. Like, they can't come hardy. Let's go.

All right. Taylor's brain switch to Windows. Vista every time she has to read the question. It's too far away. Hey. Can you make it bigger? Taylor built like Squidward after he ate all them crabby patties. You know what?

They're not lying because I definitely gained out at freshman 15. And I definitely was. They're not lying. You said you got a freshman 40? No. Freshman 15 was real. I thought it was 40. Shut up.

It's only 15? Yeah. Taylor is the brain version of Molly from first take. Okay. No, this is funny. I wouldn't need Taylor's height, weight, or dress size to see she could hit the A-gap like a motherfucker, built like Shala but things like wax worse to both worlds

holy shit I'm not reading that way I'm not reading young Donald Darko Taylor looks like Bojack Horseman if he if he put on weight Taylor I don't know why you do this to yourself Who's that? Who's Bojack Horseman?

Oh no this is good This is good You should not do this to yourself Oh this is good Taylor's built like one of them mini fridges you find in student housing Stop reading these shit All right Let Taylor read those on her own.

She looked like her resting. Okay. Whoa. She'll be cracking up every time. She went out some more miles. I would treat her as to see. Oh, you can move you know. Shit.

Holy shit. Read with senior grandpa wrote Taylor. Taylor got my Cyrus Guns. Bitch needs a... First of all, who's calling a bitch? That's what you upset about. Yes. I'm going to upset about.

I don't go about anything else. You know, Taylor, the type of person that playing that her sushi is raw. Strohanow. What? Vino, look what Vino said, Taylor. These are worse in my dad jokes.

Taylor, Taylor said. She got grown-up gums and Tyler cheese. You say these are low. Say this shit with your chest. Yeah, yeah. The same way you read. She got grown-up gum and tall-a-teeat.

Temporary eggplant. What temperate eggplant? Fun-sized tea? That's funny. Oh, my shit. I don't even think you got small teeth, to be honest. I don't. I'm like, I have big teeth.

No, but they're not saying you have small teeth. They're saying your gums are so big that it looks like you got small teeth. Taylor and your god, you're twins. You're visibly uncomfortable. You're not built for this and you know it. Stop it. Don't do this to yourself. Show me, I go to work with you every day with someone that.

I don't tease you. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? When do I tease you? You're so full of shit. I do not tease you at all. You're so full of shit. Taylor, you're just spoo.

Sprint your ass away from the mite. I'm gonna say Taylor built like the ladybugs off bugs life. She was dope though. Whoa, read what winter individual four-for-to-say without crying. Taylor is the fat chick that thinks she is thick, that she is thick because her ass shakes. Okay, you need to shut your shaven grinched looking ass up and let the boyles flow.

Boys flow. She spelled boys wrong. We know you get ignored by everyone else Don't bully your way into people's ears No one cares what you got to say No, read the whole thing You left one word out Fiona

No no one No that right there It's funny What's Fiona Oh Shrek No one cares what you got to say Fiona Whoa Yeah this one's decent

Taylor's sound like she used her finger under every word when she reads. I saw that before. Tell like she could suck her own dick. Oh, read with the active street. Detective Screece said, Taylor.

Where is that? Right there. Fun size. Fun for who? Not for the sort of mattress? I don't get it. I don't get that one. What sort of mattress?

Can you tell me what it is? I don't think it matters at this point, Taylor? I'm not, like, I'm not, like, really impressed. You don't understand comedy. These are great. These are worse than my dad jokes, for real. All right, well, guess what?

I'm going to save all of these are using back six months from now when you get on my nerves. Okay. Taylor, what happens when you start, when you stand too close to the microwave for long periods of time? No, it says Taylor is what happens

when you stand too close. Anything else? It's a lot. It looks like you lose. Whoa, my God. Look at Doc Dip. Yo. Look at Doctorate H.

Look at Doctor H, yo. Where's that one? Where's that? Right there, man. What's Taylor's sandwich pre-minute count? Yo. I don't get half these jokes, though, so they're not coming off to me like. What about this one?

Taylor's belly piercing smell like waxes dreds. Jesus Christ. How come they instill in you too, what? I don't know. scroll down some more These are harsh, man No, they're nice They're hypoena up

I don't like it Shut up You think I'm losing sleep I need this shit I don't like it I don't like it I don't like it I'm bored

Yeah Whoa Rewasauauceaucom said What is that? Where? Right there Why are slandering heavy tea I am heavy

The fuck You think so? On the bottom Sure I am Show is All right No, I'm bored I don't want to do this no more

I think this is too harsh Let me take something You can't take you How long happened on this podcast for it? I don't know They've been talking shit on the same shit on the YouTube Like it's not nothing serious I don't know

But thank y'all for making me lit Even more Oh shit Oh shit You're not lit Taylor They mean 500 comments So obviously I'm on their mind And everything else

while I'm about to lose no sleep over this. Wow. And she said the jokes are trash. Reddit, you're just going to take that? I know. Let's go. Yo, you're just going to take that Reddit? Yo, that's crazy, but you just body slam them.

Isn't it crazy how they just got body slam? I'm not listening. I'm not reading none of those. I think they're too harsh. He's so annoying. I don't like talking about certain things when it comes to women. Because I know they're sensitive about it. But what?

Because men are sensitive about it. What did they say? Age. Weight. Weight. Weight. I know exactly what I look like and everything else. Weight is crazy.

Women do not like that. Women do not like that. They don't like it, but they be eating still. You said what? Wait, what did you say? What did you think? Did you see Kevin Hart's conversation on cancer culture? What do we think about cancer culture?

What do we think about the cancer culture conversation at this time? I'm bored of it. Charles Barkley said something too about it. I'm bored of it. I mean, it's cool that you see. these high-profile celebs talking about it because that I'll put pressure on the big networks to make the changes needed. Like, you know, if you got people like myself or whatever that operate on the independent

sector, we're not putting pressure on the networks to change that. And the networks that I do business with are going to accommodate what I want to do, right? But when you get Kevin Hart and you get Charles Barkley talking about like, yo, these execs are corny. We're just making fat jokes. Like, we're just talking shit. Great segue. I'm just saying we're going from fat jokes and fat jokes.

It's nice to see them talk about because it will get, you know, some more exposure and, like, show how ridiculous things have gotten. But at the same point in time, it's like, we've had this conversation for, like, last two years. Yeah, I mean. You're going to get tired of it eventually, right? Here's the thing. Cancer coaches, I don't even think it's a real thing. I do agree with Kat Williams and Kevin Hart there. But here's the thing.

That's real. Why is it not real? I don't, the only reason I say it's real is because not. Nine times out of ten, it's just outrage, right? So people on social media get upset and they start pointing the finger, but they really don't have the power to do anything. Like the cancellations, but that doesn't come from them. That comes from the network making a decision or this company making a decision.

But aren't you, don't you think that that decision is informed by that outrage they see online? But that's to your point. That's what I thought you was saying. The companies and networks, they got to stand firm and be like, man, this shit going be gone after 24 hours. These people really don't give a fuck. Like, they act like they give a fuck.

They're going to move on. You know what I mean? And if you constantly just cut people because they said something or did something that offended individuals and people have outrage, God damn, you're going to be hiring and rehiring a whole lot. You know what I'm saying? I'm shocked at the fucking, the people who are trying to get these celebs canceled. I'm surprised they believe the networks.

like that's the craziest thing. Like the guy from the bachelor and the bachelorette how he got fired or whatever like that. And it's like, you believe the network cares about racism? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The same show that just never had black people on for a while. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you think that they care about humanity, the same show that, like, gets people drunk and, like, tries to put them in the most humiliating situation possible so they get ratings? You know what's the way? You think they care? Like, all these networks start to cover you, but like, all these.

these networks that like once a gay month comes around, they're like, we love gay people as long as we can make money on it. And then the game month's over and it's like, all right, take down all the flags, fuck all that shit. Like, they just care about making money. Why do you believe that them canceling one person means they care? They're doing it as a performance. By the way, it's not a cancellation because homie from The Bachelor ended up with like $25 million. As he should. So that's the other thing that people don't realize when you're getting rid of, you know, this talent or whatever it is that you have on your platforms.

It's like, yo, you still gotta pay them. You gotta pay them. It's not like they broke any moral codes or violated any moral standard rules, especially when it's for, you know, some old shit. You're just literally reacting to people's outrage. Bro, he won, dog, 25 million to not hang out. To not do nothing?

Like, not hang out with these motherfuckers on that show. Oh, my, I just got, I just got my, I got whatever the terms of my contract, you paid me out to walk away. That's a score. Yo, talking about getting paid, bro. What did you think about the, uh, call her daddy girl.

I loved it. 60 million. I loved it. For three years from Spotify. Listen, one thing I am never. Is both the girls too? Nah.

I broke that up. Sophia with a F left. Andrew definitely broke that. You welcomed Alex Cooper. I saved you $30 million. Yo, I need a little, I need a few million, but I need a few million.

But I need a bunch of, I need a few million. Don't you think I deserve a few million, bro? At least something. Because she would have to split 60, but now she didn't have to. have a co-hors.

No, no, if she had, if she still had Sophia with her, they'd have got 100. Easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who saw you on? I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like, who shot you on? If they were still together, if those two were still together, the podcast would have continued to grow, even though I think the controversy probably did help it. Yeah.

But I would think a lot of that $60 million came from the name, call me daddy. If I was Sophia F, I would be feeling away today because I helped build this name. Yeah, I guess. But at the same time, the other girl was doing all the work. The other girl actually, like, edited it. and shit like that. Really? Yeah, the other girl is smart, like savvy.

She understands, like media. I mean, I don't know either one of them. No, I don't know enough about it because I've never listened to it. But when I heard that she edited it, like immediately I have respect for that because that shit takes time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So going in there and talking shit, don't get me wrong, we do that for a living. I love, this is the fun part. But if you're willing to spend time, like hours in the booth, chopping shit up, I'm like, okay, you're more than just I suck dicks.

Yeah. Because you got to be more than I suck dicks. I've never listened to the podcast. ever. I just know that they're super popular. I know the name called me daddy. When they had the controversy where they broke up, I read about it. And yeah, I salute anybody that's able to get that kind of money in the podcast space. Clearly they got the numbers. That's the thing people don't realize about the podcast game. The podcast game really is a numbers game. If you got them numbers, you will get paid accordingly.

Simple as that. Yeah. You know, I'm not going to sit here and act like Jindan race and stuff probably don't play an issue, but it's, I haven't seen it yet in the podcast. I see people get paid what the podcast is worth. 60 mil, bro. $60 million. Black Effect got to start raising them payments, bro.

Well, it's different for us, though. No, I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around. No, no, no. But I read out of it. I said different Spotify's behind a paywall. Yeah, yeah, I'm teasing. You know what I mean?

So we're doing okay. 60 million is crazy. They'll call me, but once again, man, it's not too many podcasts that get the numbers that call me that he gets. What numbers were they get? No, they do millions. They better.

They do? Chris Moreau. I'm looking at that. Chris Moreau. Tell us about your favorite podcast. You might not be there. I thought he was there. But no, yeah, they got to be doing millions, bro.

You see somebody get $60 million for three years? That's real. I mean, that's a bitch. I'm shocked that boss through. Didn't know none of the IP of the name. Yeah, they gave them that away. But that's the thing with Barstool, that's just not their business model.

They can't, they can't compete with that. You can't compete with $60 million. That's a different game. Come on. That's just a different game. If anything, you better. off like partnering with Spotify in some way, shape, or form. And like, I don't know, licensing your podcast to them and still keep,

are still keeping it a boss through production. I don't fucking, I can't tell nobody how they do their business. But salute to, uh. They got too big for the brand, bro. Who? Call her daddy. They just got too big for Barstead. I mean, they was up there.

I mean, I used to see them up there with Rogan every single week. Battling. That's what I'm saying. So, you know, listen, they did the numbers. Salute to Alex. What do you think that is? Why do you think that, like, me personally, I don't know an unsuccessful, sex positive.

Is that what they call? Sex positive. Sex positive podcast. I just seen right here. 9.4 million. What? Call her dad. A month?

I don't know about mom. I'm just looking at like the tracks and stuff right here. But I guess the point, what I'm trying to say is like that's a very successful genre for women. I mean, why wouldn't it be? But why is it? Because of the name of Weezy's new show.

on fuse. Yeah, but I get sex sell. But here's the thing, what's weird about us? They're like, we'd rather listen to girls talk about sucking dick

than watch them suck dick. Like, the internet is right there. Porn is free. I think these guys like doing it all. So they run out of porn and then they're like, oh, I want to hear, I want to hear sucking dick.

I'm in my car. I'm listening to them talk about sex. You know what's crazy? I get home. I'm going to say, yeah. Like in the day you got the sex hotline. Exactly.

Sex hotline. Those is big. Remember, remember they used to have the 1,800 numbers on line you could call $5 a minute. You used to listen to girls talking about sex. We got a sex addiction, bro. We got to kick that shit.

The world is sex. Bro, we're all here because of sex. Everybody in this room that breathes is a product of sex. If a bug walks in here right now, it's a product of sex. Sex is life. There's nothing, yo, regardless of what your gender is, your sexuality is, you like sex. Yeah, but we could talk about getting our dick sucked every. week on this podcast. They ain't going to hit those numbers.

There's something about like women. We start talking about sucking dick. Thanks. We're going to get a deal. Hey. We're going to get a big, big deal. Come on now. Yeah, wax. Come on now.

How bad you want that 60 million wax. How bad you want it? I'll bet you're on that. I promise you. Now you're not competitive, huh? Last week was like, oh, I can box anybody. I'm not boxing to me. Listen, I think people are more interested in women.

talking about fucking because if women talk about fucking publicly, especially if they like almost label themselves whores or sluts, there's a scarlet letter that's associated with that. I think y'all fronting on the LGBTQ community. I think I figured out why the slut podcasts are so popular is because

once girls do that publicly, they can't get rid of that. That's a stain. I was trying to talk about this on the flagrant two podcasts we were talking about. It's like that's with you forever. You know? If you're somebody who talks about getting fucked all the time and sucking all these guys' dicks, it might be hard for you to find a guy this cool with your past like that.

Now, we all know that people have had pass, but that doesn't mean that we've shared that pass publicly. Once you put it out there. You're putting it out there in the world. You're kind of branded. But Weezy said that, though. I know, and it probably is tough for Weezy. You know, I think Weezy's absolutely amazing. I just love hanging out of that.

I think she's absolutely great. But it might be hard for her to date the type of guy that she wants because that guy might be a little bit upset with the fact that she shared so much about this with her past. You know? That's secret. Right or no? Like, that's secret. Let me heal my guy a big soldier said about me, man.

What happened? I think Big Soldier mad at me. Let me see what big soul. Hey, stop speaking on my name, bitch. Fuck you talking about, niggis going to be this every time. You want to see me show out? That's what the fuck you're going to get because ain't no nigga fin to sit here telling me where I'm from, nigga.

You said this or bow-wow. I'm a grown-in-man, man, nigger. this. I'm telling me what the fuck I'm from nigga you don't know shit nigga. I love a soldier

but it sounds like you're speaking of bow wow. Is he speaking as you or bow? No he's No, it says saying that nigga don't know shit about me. What the fuck I look like

getting on these motherfuck talking about what I'm from? Why are you got to talk about true about what the fuck I'm from? Is that viewers of power? No, look. What? They have it like.

Bitch-assad nigga, I say I'm from where I'm from, nigga. What the fuck? What's the big idea, nigga? He might be talking to the people in the comments. He says, Pussy-ass-a-nigger. I'm from Atlanta, nigga, and that's that. That's the soldier I like.

I like soldier I love soldier. Listen, I love Soldier Boy. I did not. I didn't even think, I don't even, I don't even associate Soldier Boy with Atlanta. I just don't. Where do you think he's from? I never thought about it.

I really never thought about it. But you know, when he came, when you were asking him, he kept saying, I'm from bump. He kept saying all these different names, you just quit. Yeah, that's what I said. I thought I don't fucking know. I just, so when they said that when Envi was like, yo, Soldier Boy needed to be on the Mount Rush for Atlanta.

I'm like, yo, soldier, way, not even from Atlanta. I don't know. He's from Atlanta. I don't know. He really don't know. He's Soldier Boy. He's Soldier's from the Internet. I don't think about what Stoja is from.

Louisville is so. I thought he's from Ohio. Shut up. Now, he was born in Chicago. Okay. It's more than Chicago. That I know. But then he did say he was for prompting.

I don't know. I love Soldier Boy. If we can get Soldier Boy like that once or twice a month, that's good for the game. It's good for the game. I like Big Soldier. I can't wait to sit down and have a conversation with Big Soldier again. Soldier, from the bottom of my heart, you're not from Atlanta.

Oh, Lord, have mercy. Now, I'm going to tell you right now. I graduate nice school too. I'm letting a white boy talk about. I know. You think it's a game. You play with Big Draco if you want to. Soldier.

He just told you he did. Play with Big Draco if you want to. You're from Canada. You play with Big Draco if you want to. We all know it. All right. All right. Play with Big Drake or if you want to.

You're a Canadian kid. We know this. Growing up with health care, private school. You even went to college. You went to college, Soldier. Soldier makes more than goddamn girls clap. Say what? Solja, let them the hammer rang.

He just told you when he did. With snowballs, soldier. While you were up there in Canada and all your snow, sea lions and shit. We know what you were doing. You were the first rapper from Canada, actually. Way before Drake. Big Soldier!

It was Draco. I love Soldier Boy. I love Soldier Boy. I mean, listen, it's got to be two different type of Mount Rushmore's or hip-hop, though, like when it comes to Atlanta. Because you got an OG generation that you cannot ignore. The OG generation to me should be Jemain Dupree, Little John, T.I, and then one head with Big Boy,

on one side, Andre 3000, that's Outcast. Because everything in Atlanta could stem from those four individuals, the group in those three individuals. Now, you can have a new era where it's the Soldier Boys, if that's Atlanta. Future. Future. Meigos and Gucci.

Is it possible that like maybe Soldier in all seriousness? Is it possible that maybe Soldier Boy is not on the Mount Rushmore in, but he is in some way, like, on the Mount Rushmore of, like, influence. Like, I don't think anybody would die than I, like, his influence on the game. Like, Soldier Boy was the first artist getting, um, I think it was ringtones.

Yeah, I remember when he was getting all his ringtone money. Like, even the way he like kind of hacked Napster, did you hear about that? No, so good. Yeah, when he took, when he took his song and put it under the name of everybody else's the song. Listen, yeah, I, come on, man. We know, you know we give Soldier Boy, y'all the credit.

We literally called him Jesus. He is Jesus. He is Jesus. Yeah, yeah. We got a lot of love to Soldier over. He's Jesus. He's Soldier Christ. Okay.

He's like, we respect Soldier Boy. We love you. We love you. We love you. We just busting your balls. But I just really did not know if he was from Atlanta or not. I really had no. I've never thought about it. And that's kind of cool.

His identity exists outside of where he's from. There are a lot of people who tie their identity to where they're from because where they're from might be a place that's really cool. And they want to associate themselves with that cool until they're bigger than that. Yeah. Right? But with Soldier, soldiers like. Like you said, from the internet, soldier, soldier.

Yeah, because I don't even remember, like, even when you talk about the wave of ATL artists, I don't even remember ATS saying, yo, soldiers, one of us. And I don't remember soldiers throwing up the AE. I don't remember. I don't, if it happened, I don't remember none of that. Yeah. But clearly, you know, I know he lived there.

And, you know, probably since he was a kid. So, I mean, yeah, he probably does rep Atlanta. I just never paid it any attention. I don't look at soldiers as reping any one region. Soldier Boy is Soldier Boy. You know what I think about Soldier Boy? And I think about Soldier Boy. Dot com.

That's it. Soldier is the World Wide Web. Soldier Boy is wherever the fuck you want to be from. And that's true because he said he's from Bopton, too. I remember the Bompton era. Oh, yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? So it is what it is.

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Oh, I liked this. I thought this was interesting, and I wondered about this. Chris Rock says he's fired people on set because they couldn't listen to a woman. I thought that was very interesting. I watched that clip. Chris Rock said he had to fire guys on set just because, you know, there was women in certain leadership roles, and they just wouldn't respect the woman's authority.

And I wondered about. that because I wonder if that was legal. I respect it on a moral level, but is it legal to be able to do on a job? I mean, I don't even know if I believe it. How do you prove it? Yeah. How do you prove?

Unless the guy actually says it. The guy goes, I don't listen to women. Okay, then he's firing himself. No guy in Hollywood would go, I don't listen to women. No, he witnessed it. That's what it was. But even if you witnessed it, yeah, I would think it would HR. I don't think HR can say,

fired him because he wouldn't listen to a woman. I don't think that's... It sounds like performative woke nonsense from Chris, but like you always hope that it's not. But it's just such a... I believe Chris. When Chris says that's the reason he fired him, I just want to know from an HR standpoint is that legal. Can you do that? I mean, there's certain states where you can fire someone for whatever reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right to work states, I think they're called. But it just seems odd because how do you prove it? Like, what if this woman told you to do something, but it wasn't a good

idea and in your field of expertise, you thought there might be a better idea. Like, is there any room to push back? You can tell. You could tell. You could tell. I mean, only, only reason I can say you could tell is, because I've known some individuals who I've worked with, and you can tell the disdain they kind of have. And then when you have conversations with them, they'll, they'll explain patriarchy. Like, they'll explain it in a way. Like, they'll say little things. You justify it? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? They'll say little things. Like, I mean, that's one of the reasons, you know, women couldn't really leave. You can never have a woman, like little stuff like that.

And you'd be like, oh. I love those guys. They're hilarious. Dude, we had a guy, I mean, it's just absolutely hilarious. We had a guy on the tour he was opening up for us. I mean, this is totally different. He's not, like, one of the, he's not sexist, but like, he just has, like, wild beliefs as well. Like, he believes in flat earth.

Like, he doesn't believe in dinosaurs. Like, Angus Black, he was hilarious comic. He opened up for us in Virginia. Beach and usually on the road with Cory Holcomb, but like, dude, we were in the green room just going, bro, keep talking. Tell us what you think. Are there aliens? He thinks white people are lizards and shit like that.

It's just unbelievable. The reptilian theory. But it's so much fun listening to him because he's like a really smart, like funny guy. And he's like, listen, man, I don't know if it's true or false. I just watch the videos and some of the shit kind of makes sense. You're like, just keep going. So any people that have like crazy beliefs are just so interesting to talk to. Even if you disagree with absolutely everything.

Just keep going, bro. Keep spin. This is fun. You know, I had some thoughts about patriarchy, right? Okay. You really, like, somebody had to really go out of their way to, like, create patriarchy. Did they or did women just not want to lift heavy things? Stop.

But here's the thing, though. Women live. The patriarchy exists on a plane when the overhead been. You can't get your luggage down. All of a sudden is cool, right? Women lift the heaviest thing. Which is? God damn.

Yes. Nine pounds? Stop. Forget you thinking physical. You ain't got no kids. Yeah. You couldn't last. I can't do it.

You could not last a day with a kid. And I don't care what age they are. It's horrible. Man, bro. Like, I love him. He's so, yo, honestly. I don't get what he says.

Yeah. I don't get what he says. I see. I live it. I got three kids. I'm pretty sure I could take care of my kid. Yeah. Yeah.

Take care like. Y'R kids. I don't want that shit. But my kid. Yeah, take care about like, I put a bottle in his mouth. Like, Leah. Yeah, give him a leash,

make sure he's in an area where he's safe. You know what I have my phone with me? Can I look at my phone too? And then look at the kid every once in a while? Exactly. See what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying?

What's the wrong with children? Children you have to mic, when I say micromanage. It's like watching a plane. Ooh. Lord, have mercy. Listen, there's no question that I'm sorry, what did you say,

no, go ahead. No, no, you go. I was going to say you know how to babysit. Like a little kid or nothing like that when you were nothing? I probably babysat, but like, you know, I don't know. Yeah, nobody trusts you with the kids. Here's the thing, right?

Let's think about it, right? Men, we impregnate women. Yeah, yeah. But everything starts with them. I'm talking about literally everything. So from the time the baby is conceived to the nine months. He's like this all day or just on a product. You can listen to Angus, Black talk about fucking reptilian white people.

So much preferred to do that. Then listen to women, you massage. It's so hard. to be a woman. No, I'm not, no, no, no, I'm not saying it's hard. I didn't say it was hard to be a woman. I said that the nat, we really had to go out of all way to create this societal patriarchy because nature does not have it set up that way.

No, nature does. No way. And that's why the patriarchy happened. What happened, might was right back in the day. The strongest dudes back in the day are the ones that could provide for women and protect women. Because that's based off how we look at power. No, but that's based on how we get food in our mouths, right?

Well, explain lions then. Yeah, the strong fucking lion, the one who could beat the shit at all. No, the women are. No, the lion is going to hunt the food. Yeah, no, no, no, no. The lioness goes to hunt the food because lions are pimps. They're like, all right, ladies, now that y'all belong to me, y'all go get the food and I'm going to eat that shit and I eat first. Daddy eats first.

But when the male lions come over. I got control it. Exactly. The male lines come. Matter of fact, one just died recently. There was a line that him and his two brothers controlled his pride. I forget exactly it was maybe in South Africa, but they did it for like seven years. So it's an incredibly long amount of time.

And what that means by control, means. they had this whole area and all the female lionesses is in that area, they held it down. And all these dudes try to come up and check them and they say, nah, and they fuck them up and those dudes got to run somewhere else. But you said specifically get to food. The lioness has got to do everything.

The lion just chills. But that's women! Say what? They go shopping. They go shopping and take care of. But we guys take care of the crime. Women do everything. No, no.

By the way, by the way, not I'm just talking, forget our girls. I'm talking about who led us when we were younger. Yeah, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, me everything. World War II, how many women died in it? World War I? You know what I'm saying? Like, no, no, no, no.

I'm not part of this. I'm not part of this, like men never did nothing in history shit. You know what I mean? Bro. When the boys went out to Germany to fuck them motherfucking Nazis up? Stop. What about them, yo? What about them?

Listen, listen. All the boys that died. Listen, no doubt. No doubt. But guess what? But guess what? When it comes to every. When the terrorists ran the planes in the Twin Towers?

Who is sent? When it comes to everyday life, the thing that makes all of us go, the reason all of us are sitting right here right now. It's because of mama and grandma. It's both, bro. Daddy got to work too. Yes.

You feed your daughters, don't you? Of course. Okay. You provide it. You provide it. I don't like this shit on men's shit. I'm not shitting on men. You're shitting on men.

You sound like the people. It's Father's Day you shit on men. You sound like Father's Day coming up this week. You shit on men. You sound like the, you like that's disrespectful. You sound like the people who think just somebody's talking about one thing. Why you hate your home, bro? You're not listening. We need self-love.

You're not listening. You're really nice. When you look at women in the way things are designed, everything starts with them. And you're lying to yourself if you say you. That's a lie to. So you're saying you got more, you got more nurturing from your dad than your mom. Nurture and a patient. What?

It's a liar. It's not even close. I got 10 times more. My mom is like a tough Scottish woman. The roles were reversed in our family in that way. That's different. Yeah. That's different.

For us, for me, I don't know. My mom. It was mama. It was definitely mom. Mom, structure from dad, grandma, aunts. Nurturing and making sure everything is good with mom.

And by the way, it's natural leadership is my point. Yeah. Like women naturally lead. Why do we have to, like, tear down dudes to big up women? Who taught out dude? You're the only person she's going to do.

I didn't tear down dudes not once. Taylor. Let's talk about women. Taylor. No, don't, no, no, no. I'm being serious to you? No, no, I'm going to talk because you're not going to do the shit. You just got to, listen.

I need, I'm sorry. Okay, hold on. Men are talking if you can please shut the fuck. I swear to God. You see three men having a conversation. We're talking about taking. We're trying to talk about women. We don't need a woman's point of view.

We don't need your perspective. We're trying to take down the patriarchy. And only we are strong enough to take down a patriarch. Okay, so please. Nobody wants to hear a woman. Why would we need a woman's help here? Exactly. If y'all was strong enough,

we wouldn't have this patriarchy in the first place. But fortunately for us, we don't know. Yes. Maybe you're not doing this right now. What I see a lot of motherfuckers do is they've got to tear down dudes in order to be a woman. I'm like, yo, we do some fire shit too.

Okay? Throughout history, yeah, we've fucked up, but the people in power always fuck up, okay? Because those are the people who have the power to fuck up in the first place. But in terms of risking our lives for women, in terms of protecting women.

Always. We are out here and putting food on the table and a roof overhead and I'm never going to shit on men, especially now on Father's day before that. Well, guess what? I would not want to live under no roof

that a man is in control of. If a man got to deal with the food every goddamn day and keeping the house and all... I mean, if we keep it in the buck, all the best chefs in the world of men. Are they cooking? I want her cooking for me.

All the best chefs in the world. You go to the food chain. I know who's good chefs? My father-in-law, the great chef. There you go. He's a caterer. My wife actually learned to cook from her father. All I'm simply saying is...

No, no, I understand what you're saying. It's like... It's like when you're... And we do this, we do this in, like, companies, but we don't do it with each other, which is weird. But in a company, right, you'll have a figurehead. But that figurehead will always give the credit to somebody who's supposed to be under him, right?

And be like, well, that's really the heart and soul of this company. That's who really makes this shit go, yada, yada, yada. That is women. That's all I'm saying. You know, women is in neck, the man is ahead. Can I say something, though? Yes. Because I will say, I would shut out.

I will say, I would see my other day that y'all have a hard life too if you think about it. Because we know it. No, but this is for a woman's perspective, I'm just saying. Yes. Like, if a robber comes in the house, you have to get up and see what's going on. Titanic is sinking women's children go on the boat. Like, we don't want to live too. Like, we ain't got players on Tuesday.

You have nothing to do it. Did you push up? No, the reality of the situation is, you and your woman should be at the gun range together. So if somebody breaking the house and what about with you not home? What about the boat? That's the fact too. What about the boat? The boat is singing.

Women and children free. Why women and children gets to go on that shit? I have no idea. Why is that? Like, I don't want to hang out with my kid. Like, I don't also love my kid. But that's silly, though. I'm going to be honest.

I don't even want to go to America. Your bitch-ass wanted to. I always thought that was silly. It is silly. I never agree with that. Because everybody should be trying to escape to the young. Thank you. If the kids are teenagers.

then the mom get to die. And the kid's a baby, the mom got to stay alive. What? Wait, what? It was a baby, the mom got to stay alive. It was a kid like a teenager.

The father got to take over. The mom get to die. Oh, I hear what you're saying. He's saying, like, the mom's duty is done once the kid is a teenager and it's up to the pops. He got to take over.

Yeah, I don't know if I are 100% agree with that. I'm talking about with the bullshit. Listen. And I was going to say, too, like, y'all born with y'all dicks. Like, y'all can't choose with, if y'all want to have a big dig or not.

That sucks. What? Yeah, but you guys are born with your pussies, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, but we're also still, like, versions, and they're, like, it opens up. Nah. Your pussies could be big. They're girls with pussies. You haven't seen them girls walking down the street tampons are falling out.

You know what's fucked up about this conversation? What? You never seen that shit? You never seen that shit? I'm going to jump across a pomp on farm. I'm in here talking about women's natural leadership and how patriotics and bullshit. And she reduced women to their pussy. No, she reduced us to the dick.

Oh, we all at dicks. Like, we didn't here fighting wars. I'm not fighting wars with my dick. This is horrible. You actually are. That's the only reason why you fighting it because of the person. We were not even thinking. Back of the day, we was like, yo, everybody could say whatever the fuck they want.

And, you know, a few dudes are like, what? Yo, are you sure? Yeah. Mine go. How many of them motherfuckers were married? That's what we need to find out. It was a single motherfucker who was like they could say whatever they want. That's crazy.

That is a crazy thing. You know, one of the motherfucking father fathers was like, pump the brakes! You have your mind! But they didn't write freedom of speech for them. Say what? They did founding fathers wrote freedom of speech for them. Old white men.

Yeah. That's who was supposed to have freedom of speech. Yeah, that was when you talked to one person a day. Everybody's house was like two miles from one another. There was no phones. No phones, nothing. No communication. You want to speak freely when you finally see someone.

Doesn't think about that, though. You find what anybody's saying whatever the fuck they want is. I don't gotta hear you. Yeah, all of a sudden we start having neighbors and it's like, yo, we should have some limitations to this freedom of speech. You know what I mean? Puerto Ricans move into neighbor. You're like, these guys are loud.

Yo, can we have a volume check? Freedom of speech. Come on. Freedom of speech stops at 10 p.m. That's real. Puerto Ricans is talking all night. That's real, yo. You know, we need a time machine so we can go back back.

Go, what the fuck with y'all? Yeah, y'all might want to rethink this freedom. Come on. Freedom speech is nine to five, yo. Freedom of speech is from nine to five, after five, we need to slow it down or something. Limitation. Hey, by the way, that's another thing. I've been thinking about all of this stuff. Go.

I hate freedom of speech to it. I'll tell you why. Okay, here we go. Because it's never been real. It's always been to cost the shit you say. Always. Yeah. It's never been real.

It's never been a real thing. Yeah, they shouldn't have used freedom. They're free to get your ass well. Yeah, because it's a freedom to it. But they make it seem like it's a, it's a consequence free freedom. That's what they make it seem like. And that's what people stand on, right?

When somebody says something they don't like, you punch him in the mouth. A man, it's free speech. What did the dude say when he was in wax car jacking off? Free speech. Free country. The free fucking country. Same shit.

He's really right, though. Yeah. There's a consequence from that, though. Yeah. What is, what is? Is it like someone else finishes you jerking off? No, the consequences was really nothing this time. I just kicked him a little bit.

Oh, you just beat him up. Well, I ain't beat him up. I just, I couldn't touch him. That'd be really funny if you're like, you're like, my car, my rules. And then you just start jerking the guy. And it comes in your own face. Make him come in his face. Yo, that's crazy, son.

How is that funny? That's a different level of bullying. bro. You don't know, too. Bullying to a whole new level. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. Chill out, wax, chill out.

But it's always been a cost of free speech. And I don't know why we act like it's not. It's never been free. A lot of people get away with it, though. A lot of people get away with it. You're allowed to do it. There's just consequences. There's consequences.

But you are allowed. I think that's what they're basically things. Like, they're like, yo, you can't say whatever you want and not go to jail for it. But someone might. But you might, you can go to jail too. Depending on what you say? If you yell out fire in Athena. or a motherfucking bomb on the airplane

or whatever the fuck. Yeah. I can't walk up to a cop and say I should shoot you in the face. Yeah. That's a fucking threat. That's a threat. That's a threat.

The whole concept, we do need to do go back in time. And just redo some shit. All of this shit, man. Yeah, you got to do a little bit of couple of things. No, I love free speech, though. That's fire. It's not free though.

But it's true, it is fire, though. Like, it is fire. If you could say what you wanted with no consequence, it would, consequence. I like the consequence thing though. Yeah, you guys just be rich. Say what?

Keep people in line for the consequences. It does. Consequences do keep people in line. And consequences make you feel, make you realize if it's even worth saying. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you measure somebody up. You're like, I don't know if it's worth.

She was worth it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rather than not. Yeah, but then not everybody got the same consequences, you know, because you could probably call more people bitch than could call you bitch. Of course.

But, you know. So what's your check? Maybe a girl called me a bitch of nothing I could do. Isn't that crazy? So women really got freedom of speech, yeah. They could do that. Women actually got freedom of speech? Not going to go.

No, yeah, Chrissy Teague and she gave backlash. Oh, yeah, Chrissy getting that work. Yo, but you know what Chrissy's problem is? She's like. She's talking to a dude. She'd be all right. Yeah, but her, well, she was. She was.

They was saying, gay dude at that. She was gay. Nah, but she was, this is Chris's fault. It's like, Chrissy is like, Chrissy is down to cancel somebody for their worst moment and forgets to acknowledge that she's also had horrible moments. We all have bad moments. Nobody is perfect.

And if you jump on the bandwagon to cancel someone and criticize someone when they're having their worst day, it's going to come back to you when you have your worst day. Because we do people recognize the motherfuckers have bad days. You get cut off in traffic. You might say some wild shit. And if someone records you saying that wild shit, that could define you for the rest of your life.

Instead of us all going, man, I've been cut off before too, and I said some foul shit. Nasty. What Chrissy Teigen. You deserve five seconds of freedom after getting cut off. What Chrissy Teigen is learning is what a lot of us should learn. You got to have grace with people. And whenever you throw them rocks,

oh boy, somebody will throw them right back at you. You know what I'm saying? Everybody, if you've been on social media long enough, or you've been in this space of talking long enough, or doing comedy long enough, whatever it is, I guarantee you, you said, something that they could dig up and fuck with you. But you know what's crazy?

Like the level of like sociopathy from Chrissy is she was talking all that shit publicly and becoming like a public Twitter celebrity for the shit that she would talk about people knowing full well she'd been in the DMs of a child telling them to kill themselves and being in the DMs of this other dude telling him to kill himself, he deserve everything bad that's happened. Like she knew the fuck shit she did and was still cool being out here in these streets. That's crazy. I agree with you.

It's two things too, though. Kill yourself was slang for a long time. I still use it. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it was slang for a long time. And people would use it. Even if you look it up on Urban Dictionary, it means whenever somebody says something that's, like, not true.

You know what I mean? Or something like that. Somebody might say something funny about you. And you'd be like, man, shut up, kill yourself. Like, you know what I mean? But if you're talking seriously to somebody, like, if you're. Being very critical of them and saying, I don't care, fuck you. I don't care who you are.

Yeah, it reads very, very, very horrible. Also, she's not giving people the, what'd you say, the grace when it comes to, like, the things they say. She's taking people at face value very literally for the things they say. And listen, I'm sure, because Christy's only, how old is Chrissy? What, 30-something years old? I don't know. So, you know, 10 years ago, she was in her 20s. I'm sure she has grown a lot like we all have.

The problem is, I don't even remember Chrissy when she was doing all of that type of stuff. You know what I'm saying? I know Chrissy now. You know what I mean? So it's like, yes, even though she's evolved, she's a mother now, she's married, I'm sure she's a totally different person, you know. But I do, I hate, you know,

and y'all know I know this better than anybody. I hate when people try to weaponize the old you versus the new you. Yeah, but she's willing to do that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm trying to say is like she became famous for canceling people and forgot that she could potentially get canceled.

Yeah, that's like, you just got to have grace, man. You got to give everybody grace. Everybody has to get gray show. Don't become famous for canceling people. It's a corny thing to be famous for. Like, there's so many better things that you could do to get fame, get notoriety. Like, have a skill. Have a talent.

Try to hone that shit. The honorable minute's through the practice. When you see, you know, somebody going through something, don't laugh. Because it could happen. Learn. Right back to you. Don't laugh. Learn.

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What is your theory on the Lynn Manuel Miranda thing while we're talking about like extreme wokeness? Well, you hear about what happened with that? You want to explain it a little bit so people know when we're talking? I mean, I just saw that in the Heights only made $11 million at the box office and people were mad that he didn't have more, I guess, dark skin Latinos in the movie. I think that the $11 million came from the fact that I didn't know where to catch in the Heights. I thought they said in the Heights was on Netflix

Then I started it was on HBO Max Then I started it was in theaters I didn't know where to I didn't even know the shit came out I didn't know where to get it I'm behind we had Anthony Ramos on the show But I don't know why I thought Anthony said In The Heights was on Netflix

Are theaters even open in New York Yes The only place people are gonna watch it Yes they are Oh in the Heights because it's so New York specific But you don't think the Hamilton hype You don't think the hype of Hamilton And Lynn Man Yo Miranda

And there's somebody else Attached to this movie that's real popping Oh, he directed something. He directed another movie. An Asian dude directed it. Crazy rich Asian. Yeah, but isn't that weird? Like, why is the Asian dude direct in the Latino movie?

I know if they had a white dude direct Black Panther motherfuckers would be pissed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like maybe that, if there's any grievance, which I don't agree with. I think if you're a talented director, you should be able to direct a movie regardless. But if you're specifically directing a movie about a culture of people that you find unique enough to tell a story of, maybe you want someone who's familiar. that culture to direct it. Asians are in all our hoods. It's Asian stores in all our hood.

The Chinese stores. So he directed it from that perspective. They know about us. They know about everybody. That's true. I think In The Heights would have been great as a stage play for us. It was, bro.

Oh, it already was. Something here. Yeah. It was why he did, was able to do Hamilton. Really? Yeah. Oh, In The Heights came before Hamilton. Yeah.

I did not know that. See? I don't know enough of the back story in the Heights. I think a lot of people are jumping on the bandwagon because it made $11 million. And now people want to say, see, it made a little. $7 million because y'all didn't have, you know, dark-skinned Latinos in it.

I don't think that's the reason. Yeah, I just don't think there was any interest in the movie. I mean, like, Hamilton was a fucking sensation, dog. Yeah, that was crazy. And that's another thing that people are making a big deal of this because they're like, yo, the dude literally casts an all-black cast for all-white, I guess, characters, not characters, but like historical figures. So they're like, why aren't you giving him some grace with the way that he casted this movie?

And I understand that a little bit, too. It's like every single person in. in Hamilton was, except for the king was cast as a black dude. I don't know what the fuck, I didn't know what they were supposed to be in Hamilton. I thought they were doing. Alexander Hamilton, George Washington. They're all white guys. But he cast him as black people.

So everybody, so you would think you'd be like, all right, let's let Limbemwell, Miranda slide on this in the Heights thing because look what he did with Hamilton. Well, in the Heights is different because Hamilton is acting, right? So I agree that if you're a. acting, you can play whatever role you want. It's acting, right? In the Heights is supposed to be about the Latino experience, isn't it? It's called In the Heights.

What the fuck you think Hamilton's supposed to be about? White colonizes. Yeah, so why are you a black guys playing them? No, but it's acting, no. So actors can act. They're both acting. But no, in the Heights is based off... One is real, the other isn't. And the real one is the one with Hamilton. But the Heights is real, though.

Not really. They're both real. But when you think of the height, come on, when we think the Heights, you don't think nothing but Latino, bro. Yeah. They're still Latino. They're just light-skinned Latinos. What do you mean? I think the actors were still-al-Tenos. Oh, but that's their point.

Their point was there's so many Afro-Latinos in the Heights as well. Where's the Dawkins representation? What I'm saying is where is the same argument about white representation for, if we're really worried about actors depicting the roles that they're playing accurately, at least with skin tone, where were all these people when Hamilton became the most successful musical in history? Why were they not going? Yo, why isn't George Washington white? This is crazy. say white people didn't give a fuck. White people was out there buying all the tickets.

I get it. Hamilton was too fired to give a fuck. Hamilton was amazing, bro. That's the other thing. I ain't give a fuck. If it's fire is fire. Hamilton was fire. I never even, I didn't even, I'm being dead serious when I say this.

I never even thought about the fact that they were playing colonizers until just now. Really? I didn't think about it. I went there watching. It was a great play. Even though I know Hamilton is a white man and other people in the movie was white, I didn't care. Low key, they were. fighting back against the colonizers.

Who? I mean, that's what George Washington said, and we were fighting all back. They were fighting back against England. England was colonizing them. They're like, yo, we're done. We don't want to beat a colony anymore. We want our own country. So it was a war against colonizers, only to colonize. Both in the future later, they colonized a little bit. That's what we do. That's what 50th did to Jauru. He took Jaru to fuck out. And then started singing. That's it. That's it. It can only be one of us on the block. I get it. I love it.

But listen, that's the way. That's the American way. It's the American way. 50 cent is a founding father. We get rid of the competition and then do what the competition was doing. He capitalized off it. I love it. Hey, man.

It's the American fucking way. Respect to Fis. What about KD? Oh, God bless, man. KD had a little game on him, huh? Like KD can't carry a team. You are lying. He did what I thought he was going to do.

There he go. I still got bucks in seven, though. If Hardin stays injured, what's that? What's that? Caiy's out for the whole series. Cairo's out for the series and Hardin couldn't even,

I don't even know if he... He was a sexy deco. He was a sexy decoy. Sexy decoy. Sexy deco. They didn't know what to do with him. They didn't know whether to double them. They didn't know what to do with him.

He was a sexy decoy. But KD, and I said this on Breakfast Club, I picked Bucks and 7 before the series started. KD did what I thought a player like him could do. Katie would, I'd say Katie will get them a game. Yeah. He's that good that he can get them a game and will the rest of the team to win. It's three, two right now, right?

It's three, two. He got them a game. And by the way, they played the game of life. Thursday, bucks went. They win. Katie played every single minute in that game. Yeah. James Harden is probably getting rubbed down right now,

legs so goddamn stiff from playing 30 plus minutes. Yeah. They're going to go to Milwaukee. They had to travel. Bucks win game six. I got bucks in seven, man. It could happen. You know, it's so crazy.

It's so crazy what happened with CP3. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I picked the clippers to win it all at the beginning of the season. You heard what happened with Kauai, right? Yeah, I heard Kauai's out for the series. A. Yeah, damn. It's ACL?

They don't know if it's torn or whatever, but it's looking like an ACL injury. Wow. But he's done for the season. But here's the crazy thing. Who started coronavirus in the NBA? Remember Rudy Gobert? Yeah, Rudy Gobert. The Utah Jazz

He plays in a room, right? CP3 has COVID, most likely. He's going through the COVID protocol. The nets are fucking injured. What's it called? Kauai is probably done with the Clippers. Ironically, the only team at full capacity right now is the Utah Jazz.

So the guy that literally shuts down the league is the only team that's going to be at full capacity and they might make it out. The sons look special, bro. Yeah, but not without CP3. They can't win without CB3. That CP3 is fine. Hey, come on.

It's going to be 10 days minimum. They'll go down two games. Yeah, if the series goes, no, if the series goes seven, this jazz clipper series, then they start on the 23rd. If it goes six, they start on the 20th. CP3 might be in COVID protocol for four days. No, no, it's got to be 10 minimum if he's gone. No, they've been shorted that, man.

I thought they short from 14 and 10, but that'd be dope. Yeah. They get him back. That'd be dope. And he's rested, ready to go. Come on, man. And they looks, I don't know, something about them sons that look very special, bro.

They look good. I'm not going to lie. It would be a very, like, great story of CP3 won a goddamn ring and what is the 18th year in the league? What is it? Nah, not 18. 16. He's been there for a while.

He's been there for a while. 16, 17. I mean, he's just fucking amazing. But we don't talk about Chris enough because he don't have no rings. But when we talk about these aging goats. Yeah. Who keep getting better with time, the Tom Brady's, the LeBron James's. Chris Paul is right.

Yeah, bro. If he gets a ring, he rewrites history. If he gets one ring, he's the best point guard ever. If he doesn't get her ever, he's the best point guard ever. If he gets one ring. When I say point guard, I mean traditional point card. Wilden. He's still too, bro.

Magic Johnson. Come on a big dick magic. Like that. But magic, yeah, I guess. He's just not a traditional point card. Magic? Yeah. Of course he was.

He's fucking six nine. He revolutionized the position. Absolutely. Don't get me wrong. And like if Chris Paul, I mean, if Steph Curry is, a point guard, he's better than Chris Paul. But when we're talking about like point guard, point guard, traditional point guard, I haven't seen anybody better if he gets the ring.

Chris doesn't get the ring. Chris is two A still if he gets the ring. You think? Because, I mean, listen, you know, you know my top three. Magic. John goddamn Stockton. Yeah, you love John Stockton. And Isaiah Thomas, right?

Yeah, I got a bump. I'm bumping John. Yeah. I'm bumping John. Yeah. And because John don't have no rings. So then it's between Chris and Isaiah. And those are some otherworldly talents.

That point guard, bro, Isaiah Thomas and Chris Paul. Yeah. That's a tough one, man. I don't think that you can put Chris above John if Chris has a ring. And John doesn't. Really? John doesn't have a ring, bro. Oh, no, no.

I put Chris above John if Chris got a ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put Chris above John. So I would have to bump John. Yeah. So then if I'm bumping John for Chris, and Chris and Isaiah are battling for that two. fly. Yeah, yeah. To me. But I can't put, I can't put John at three. It's good. That's disrespectful

to Isaiah. Yeah. It's disrespectful. I actually might have Isaiah at my number two. Yeah, Isaiah, I think is a safe. I got to put, I got to put, I got to Zika at my number two. You got the rings, he got the rings. And he got the rings in a tough era. Yeah. A tough era. Yeah. Okay, okay. Here's one. Okay. Um, what did you think about John Stewart's performance on Colbert? I didn't see it. What? I missed it, man. The Goat? You didn't even see a clip? No, I didn't even see a... I saw when... Did Colbert spit in his face

and some shit? No. Watch this clip live right now. I gotta watch it. I didn't see it. Oh, my God, bro. This is unbelievable, bro. That was Kobe's first night back, right? I guess. I don't know. I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science has, in many ways, helped ease the suffering of this pandemic,

which was more than likely caused by science. I'll do that. I'm all going to do that too. I'm all over what do you mean about? Do you mean like, there's a chance that this is created in a lab as an investigation. A chance. Well, I think there's evidence I'd love to hear it. There's a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan China.

What do we do? Oh, you know what we could ask? The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. The disease is the same name as the lab. That's just a little too weird. Don't you think? And then I asked those scientists, they're like, how did this? So wait a minute.

You work at the Wuhan Respiratory Coronavirus Lab. How did this happen? And they're like, angling kiss the turtle. And you're like, no. You have the name of your lab. And you look at the name. Worked at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan.

Oh, because there's a coronavirus loosing Wuhan. How it flew into the cloaca of a turkey and into my chili. And now we all have corona. Like, come. Okay, okay. A break of chocolate-y goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania. What do you think of happen? Like, oh, I don't know, maybe a steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean.

Or it's the fucking factory. Coronavirus was made in the lab. It's made in a lap. Which Dr. Fauci has also said. Kind of said after he lied the entire time and said that we don't do that. And he was also under oath lying and said, we don't support that research at all when we have been supporting that exact research and that exact fucking lab. Some new research must have came in because he's definitely changed his tool. Oh, real quick.

Isn't it interesting how he changed it to me? And everybody was kicked off Facebook. They were kicked off Twitter. you were labeled a conspiracy theorist saying this exact same shit three months ago. And I don't know how it wasn't so fucking obvious to us. There's a coronavirus lab in Wuhan. I didn't know that. That just happens to be.

They were saying the whole time. And then a coronavirus gets out in Wuhan. Why wouldn't that? No, no, no. That I heard. Yeah. I did hear that. I didn't know that it was actually called the coronavirus Wuhan lab or whatever.

I figured there was just a lab that they do a whole lot of different research. I didn't know it specifically was based in this. Yeah, I didn't know that either. I definitely heard that it. It got out of a lab. That I definitely heard. Early on, I'm talking about early on. I don't know.

I just think it's so funny. We just ran with that bat shit. We ran with absolutely everything except the most obvious version, which is there's a fucking lab that has the virus in it, that they were doing things. It's called Gain of Function Research. They were putting steroids in the fucking virus to see what would happen. And that shit got out. And they don't want to be responsible.

So they're like, oh, it was animals. It was a wet market. Well, I heard, yeah, early on I did hear that it was in the lab. And they used to test it on animals. and they threw the animals out, but the animal, they didn't burn them or do whatever they were supposed to do to discard of them or whatever the fuck.

But either way, it's like, all it does is make you think, like, well, if they had the disease, then maybe they always had the cure. Why do you think they got the fucking vaccine so quick? The quickest vaccine in history. And this is the craziest thing about the vaccine. Why does the vaccine work on all the variants?

Yeah. Oh, one vaccine works on the Indian variant, the Chinese variant, the British variant, the South Africa. It's one thing that just cures everything. But they throw a new... Fucking... The Tylenol of vaccines? Alcohol.

Get the fuck out of here. Of course, they got all the information, all the research from that fucking lab, and the vaccine is done with it under a year? Well, they say they don't know if it helps with all the variants. It's been working with all the variants with, like, crazy certainty. I saw on CNN this morning, they said it's some Delta variant that they're not sure about. Not sure.

And then a few months later, they say, oh, now we're sure. It works really well. It's 10%. Yeah, none of this shit makes any fucking sense. But what it does make you... What it should make everybody think about is... If this shit was all some type of planned social experiment, what was it for? Okay, here's my thing.

I don't think it's a planned social experiment. I think that they're just a bunch of goofies at that lab and they fucked up by not having enough security. And then they were embarrassed that they fucked up without having enough security. And because apparently in November, three people that worked in the lab went to the hospital with like these conditions were as hard for them to breathe, et cetera. And that's probably how it got out, right? That's the first time.

They got it and then they took it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spread fast as fuck. Exactly. It was an accident. It was an accident. But they just didn't want to be accountable. And by not being accountable,

they just got to keep covering up their lives and covering up their lives. And that fucking gerbil Fauci was the guy who just did it. And we exalted him. We just made him see my fucking god. Maybe he just didn't know. He knew that motherfucker knew. Maybe he was the head of it. I'm going to be honest with you.

Maybe that's the problem with us as a society. Somebody has to know, right? So everybody turns to him to make themselves feel better. He's Chrissy Teagan. He's true. That's who he is. He's Chrisie Teagan. The motherfuckerucking new to hold.

time and he was lying and he was exalted. He was put as some fucking hero when he knew he had skeletons in his closet too. And once some skeletons came out, now all of a sudden he's breakdown. Honestly, I mean, listen, by the way, I don't know if he knew or he didn't know, but I can easily see him not knowing, but acting like he's knowing because when you act like you know, it puts people at ease. And at a time like last year, when everybody was in this like state of terror, state of panic, that's all you wanted. That's why Governor Cuomo became a star because he would get up there every day and just talk. And then what happened with him as well.

Woof. Yeah. He had a different type of virus that got out. Very. That shit did not play at all. Bodies.

Motherfucker had bodies. Motherfucker have bodies. So, I don't know. I just think it's interesting to see this happen. Like, we do this all the time, bro. We will never know

what the fuck is going on in this country, in this world. I don't get to fuck. How much we get on social media? I don't care how many YouTube conspiracy theory videos y'all make. I don't care what CNN tells you.

Fox tells you. MSNBC tells you. We will never truly know the truth. I'm looking at the fucking news today. I'm like, Biden-Pooten summit. I'm like, yo, didn't y'all used to kill Trump for this same shit? When Trump would go meet with Putin, they would act like it was World War III. He's a fucking traitor. He shouldn't be having conversations with this guy, yada, yada, yada.

But it's like with Biden. It's cool. That's cool. That's your guy. You let your guy get away with anything, bro. I mean, the hypocrisy is absolutely hilarious. Yeah. Wouldn't you be pissed if you were conservative right now? If you were conservative Trump or... Have you pissed? Wouldn't you be pissed at the same people that were shitting all over you for what Trump did, and now they're doing the exact same thing, and then getting no criticism. Yeah, I don't know if pissed would be the word, but yeah. I'm all out here like, don't come, don't come to America. Fuck y'all. Same exact shit.

Fuck y'all. Don't come to America. Same shit. I just want everybody to pay attention to the media, because Malcolm X told us this shit a long time ago. If you're not careful, the media will have you thinking the oppressor is the oppressed and the oppressed is the oppressor. And that was just, that's just something he used, but it's the truth. They can literally make us look and see who the bad guy is, who the good guy is anytime they want. So it's just like, yo, one person can do the exact same shit, and he's the worst person in the world. Not saying that Trump wasn't one of the worst people in the world, because he absolutely was. But then this guy can do it, and it's like,

it's all about who is all good? When you see Biden in these meetings, do you think he's in shape enough to be president of the free world? I was thinking that they put him might snuff him in front of everybody. And he wouldn't even know that it happened. He would not know that he happened. I don't even think he knows where he is. Bro, did you see the thing with South Africa when they're at the meeting? You saw that shit? Well, the Boris Johnson or whatever like that,

that he's the prime minister of England or whatever. He's thanking everybody for being there. And he says all the countries. And then Biden goes, uh, and he's, but Biden's like fucking Jim Carrey. He's like, that's why Jim Carrey plays him on SNL? Yeah, yeah.

That's right. He did. There's a, you forgot about South Africa. And then Boris Johnson goes, oh yes in South Africa but I did say thank you to them but that's cool, whatever

and then he's like oh he did where are you dude you're president of the United States of America this is a fucking joke he's 80 plus give him a break why do we put him there then give granddad a break why did we put him there bro it's not a game

it's not a game hey man I put Trump there I think they got back to old presidents bro they really did you look at your money they want that again okay Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor Wait, um

Did y'all want to talk about You want to go race? You don't want to say fuck asking idiots Y'all want to fucking go race? Okay All right You want to race, bro? I'm gonna call Alex, though.

Huh? Can I call Alex though? Because we got a bet, a $100 bet. You want to race? Yeah, sure, let's race. I don't, but let's do it. Wow, I like that. He's not even amped to do it, Taylor.

He's not even aunt. He don't have the right shoes, he said. He's not even amped to do it. So listen, this is what we're going to do. We're going to bypass asking idiots today. And we're going to go race. And then we'll come back and talk about the results of the race next week on the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Does that work for y'all, huh, Reddit?

Huh? We might even put the video out first. We might put the video out. We know what we will do that. We can put the video out. This race is for the patriarchy. You know, listen. $100 million.

This is going to be hilarious. Guys, brilliant brilliantity is massive. Thank y'all for joining us this week. We hope y'all, we hope we gave y'all a great show. I'm still recording, Miles. I'm closing out. I hope we gave y'all a great show. But we got to go, we got to go record this.

We'll add it to the video so you can see what happened real time and then y'all gather on Reddit this weekend and we'll all gather back here again next week to discuss the results of this race. Taylor has on Nike's and a fucking romper. Okay? Like a thug. Like a what? Like a thug does. This is going to be stupid.

Ready? This is going to be stupid. Let's do it. Y'all ready? As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're a couple idiots who don't no shit, you're right too. Taylor thought she was going to get out of here without having to do this race.

But Reddit reminded me that you may need some cardio. So let's go!