The Brilliant Idiots - Response Fatigue

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

This week the Brilliant Idiots are back, and Schulz is still trying to recover from Taylor’s Nuke from last episode. Moreover, they first get into a debate of who’s the better player Draymond or Steph Curry after this weeks game, and did you know that its Bishop TD Jakes saying “Listen to the track B**” on Wacka Flocka Song “No Hnads”? Later on in the episode they speak on a museum that Andrew wishes to go to but can’t because of the name. They also get entertained by the most entertaining former president Donald Trump for his comments at his deposition, and Charlamagne expresses he’s unphased by Bill Clinton playing the sax during his prime. ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. Yep, Shalameen Nagu. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness, man. Shultz, how you feel this week, brother?

I'm still in recovery, man. What happened? From that violent act by... Unbelievable. Man, you're unseekable human being. Let me tell you how violent that act was. Somebody called the radio station this morning. What they say?

Did reprimand her and tell her how fucked up that was. She was a mean girl. She was like, yo, the guy said, where is Taylor? Taylor's a mean girl. I said she's actually standing behind me right now. He was like, yo, that shit she did the show on last week's podcast was unfucking called. Despicable.

It was despicable. It was violent. It was very, very, very fucking violent. Because you could change your weight. I said that for myself. He didn't say that. Who said that? Nobody said that.

I am going to get back. by your fans, though. As you should. They defending me. As they should. That's what hives are for. Yes. The fuck you mean.

We got Schultz hive in the building. Don't stir somebody's hive if you don't want to get stung by the bees that's in that person's hive. Everybody has a goddamn hive. Okay. Damn right. Week was good, though. We're here. What's going on in the news, guys?

You know what? Talk to me. You know, I'm prisoner of the moment Shultzzi, but last night. Oh, God. We're recording this on the Tuesday, by the way. Why? I don't even know where you're going, but I know it's something crazy. No, it's not even that crazy.

But I'm just watching myself be such a prisoner of the moment. Okay. So I'm watching this Lakers game. Okay. And I'm watching myself be completely subjective, right? I'm watching LeBron, when, and I'm literally having my brain chemistry tell myself that he's the greatest player of all time. And I have to find my, I find myself doing it.

I have to stop myself. I mean, listen, but that is a good feeling because you're enjoying the moment. But also when you're enjoying the moment, you got to enjoy Steph too. That's not like step wasn't out there. Step was brilliant. And I think that he got too much criticism for that final shot. I didn't mind his last shot. We don't get mad when Steph shoots, though.

You get mad when Jordan Poole shoots those. Thank you. Steph Curry hits those consistently. That's not a bad shot for Steph Curry. People are like, why are you taking that shot? It's like, you have a seven-foot guy on you. You're down by one. There's 15 seconds left.

And you're taking a step-back three. The greatest shooter in the history of the game is taking a step-back three. Again, this isn't Jordan Poole. This isn't Drain-Mond. Right? And then what happened to last play the game when they took the ball out of Dremont's hand? Jesus Christ. I got a theory.

Okay. Dremont. Love LeBron too much. Don't want this series for LeBronia. Wow. Get out. Wow. In this case, he's either one or two things.

He's either throwing this series for LeBron or he's so in awe of LeBron. He's out there nervous. I've never seen Dremont play so nervous. Like in the beginning of the game, he threw the ball to a coach. You didn't see that? And then at the end of the game, it's like, what was that play? One of two things, yo, he's either too nervous to be out there with LeBron or he's throwing the game. I'll give it up for LeBron for that last play too because he called that play.

He read it. He read that whole play, directed the whole defense. He knew exactly where they're going. You know why? Because Draymond told him. Bong. Draman gave him a sign coming out the huddle. Yo, we're going corner through with Clay. Come on, man. You guys think we're going with Steph.

That is another weird thing that happens. And this is obviously no disrespect to Clay. I think Clay is, you could argue, top three shooters of all time, four shooters of all time. You have, I mean, he's one of the best. Top five, easily. This is the NBA playoffs. Steph picks the shot. Don't draw up your little.

play where you're going to try to trick the defense into, oh, it's not our best guys, our second best guy. Get that goofy shit the fuck out of here. Get the ball in Steph's hands and let him launch from wherever you want. He's the greatest shooter of all time. I hate when coaches do that.

We're going to outsmart him and give it to the second best shooter. Look what you did. Clay's not a bad option. I didn't understand that last play of the game. That's Steve Kerr's fault. And that's Steph's fault for not stepping up and doing what Jimmy Butler didn't say, nah, give me that. Give me that fucking rock.

Spolster said, see that play right there? What the fuck was Dr. Monta on that? What he do? Look at this. No, he threw to the fucking coach.

Huh? Gary Payton, Jr. threw up in his mouth and ran off the court. Yeah, there's only have four on the court right now. So he thought that's not.

Is it really? Yeah, Gary Payton, Judah throws up in his mouth, holds in his mouth. You see his cheeks open. Really? Yeah,

and they're not open. Their cheeks are like all blown up. And then once they're on offense again. Oh, that's amazing. Actually, I like the fact that Draymond knew exactly what his player was supposed to be. Yeah. Word up.

That's muscle memory. Yeah, so I don't think Drayman's throwing it ain't. No, my ball, Dre. Damn, my bad, Dre. Yeah. Now, that last play, though, that last play. Somebody told Bron what was up, yo. Yeah, he knew.

Or he just watched it. He knew what the fuck was going on. Why would you not put the ball in Steph's hands? Also, one more time. They were down by one. This is Golden State. Down by one. Steph takes a step back three on AD.

I think AD is guarding him. That's your mismatch. You want that. He takes it with 15 seconds left. People are like, why do you shoot so soon? You're down one. If he makes it, you're up too, okay? If he misses, they're only up one.

That's a foul immediately. They go to the free throw line. If they hit both free throws, you still, it's still a three-point game. It's a high IQ shot. Is the series over, though? I'll never say anything's over when you got Steph. I agree. I agree.

I can easily see the Warriors win in the next two games. I can see the Warriors win in the next three. game. Yeah. But we'll see. But also, too, man, this is not a career-defining series that everybody's trying to make it out. They will, though. The people are going to say that.

They're going to do that. It's stupid, though. But that's what we do with prison of the moment. It's a second round playoff series with Steph Curry on a team that he's played for his whole career, LeBron on a team that this is his fourth team in the NBA in 20 years. Steff's record is still going to be three and one in NBA finals against him. LeBron. Like, that's when it counts.

So it's just like, to me, it's not a career defining game at all. Yeah, but we love to do that. You know that. And I don't know who's going to win the Denver Phoenix series, but, you know, I picked Golden State

to win the championship before the year is over. If Golden State don't wins it, I think the Nogne won the ambience. Now, here's the question. Without Chris Paul, the, what's it called, the heat seems to be playing very well.

The Suns you mean. Jesus Christ. Same thing, Sun. Sun provides heat. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's where I was going with it. Ball, balls bring heat.

The sun seems to be, uh, seem to be playing very well. Thoughts on this. Are they better without Chris Ball? Faster. Hmm. I've been watching enough of the games,

but I've heard a little wisdom. I can see that. Chris is a point guard. Bro, there's this. You don't really need a point guard anymore. Say again? You don't really need point guards anymore. Ooh, hot take.

Hot take. No, not traditional point guard like Chris Paul. Or maybe I could be wrong. that situation because I'm saying Kevin Durant and Devin Booker don't necessarily need one guy. They don't be, is they're going to get their shots off the matter what? Absolutely. So now you just another person with the ball. Absolutely.

When they don't need you to give them the ball. They are elite one-on-one guys. The question is, is the bench too thin? That's what people thought, and then CP3 goes down and all of a sudden they're balling. I mean, like Booker's crazy percentage. Because Durant Booker scoring 80 fucking points. If they got to do that, then they got to do that. They're

bench is thin. I mean, thin like Torrey Haynes. Oh, their bench is thin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let's see what happens, man. I thought Denver had it, to be honest. I think Denver still going to win the series.

And I think, I mean, if the Warriors don't win the chip, I think Denver wins the chip, man. I think that guy jokic, he's just too good to not win a championship by now, right? He's just too fucking good. Your Knicks suck, though. They're my Knicks, too. I like the Knicks. Bro, it's just, I hated what Randall said in that press conference.

Do you see what Randall said in the press conference? He said maybe the other team wanted it more. I thought that was honest as fuck I know you would love that I know you would love that Why are we mad at people being honest Fake it till you make it bro No man you got to spark the other team

The rest of the team You're right He gave up already You think so? Yeah that's a mint in the feet Well Jimmy Jimmy just bullied Put Randall in a package Get him the fuck out of New York

Bring in some goddamn Bring in some superstar talent Okay Jailin Brunson needs a compliment RJ Barrett needs a compliment You know what I mean? Put a package together for Yonis and something. Do something, God damn it

Yeah, who do we get? Do we get Dame Lillard? Nah, you don't want that. Why not? I would take Dame in a fucking heartbeat. Why not? That would be a good back court, Dame. J.B. and Dame Lillard? What does R.J. played?

Point card. R.J. plays point card. No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. J.B. pays point card. RJ is like a forward, like a forward. Like a kind of like swing forward. Yeah. Okay. Well, listen, man.

We're not to All the Smoke Podcasts. Yeah But what else we got, Taylor? Come on, scroll through some stuff, Taylor. I'm be honest with me, I'm tired as fuck, yo. Yeah. I'm so goddamn tired because I was out all last motherfucking night until midnight. And why were you out so late?

Because Jess Lariis tricked me. What did she say? She said, let's go to dinner on pain. And that matters you? She said, yes. And she said, I never, um, and she said, I don't hang with her outside of work. You know what I mean?

Which is not true. But I don't hang with nobody. Yeah. How the fucking? Come on. We hang for work. We hang for work. So it doesn't feel like we need to hang outside of work.

That's what I'm saying. We hang for work. Like when I saw Jess Lastman was in Atlanta together for the Black Effect Podcast Festival. I've been in cities hosting things over the years and she's been doing a comedy show. I'm like, oh, you're like, and I love that. I guess that I'm a comedy guy. So I'll be hearing on the radio like such and such is that such comedy club. Yeah.

If I ain't got anything to do, I'll go pull up after I'm done doing what I'm doing, especially if I'm spending the nights somewhere. So we've hung out like that. But it's like I don't just be hanging out to hang out. And last night reminded me fucking why. Because it was too late for you. Midnight is too late for me. It's a school night. You wake up at 4 in the morning?

4 in the fucking morning. I am 44 years old. I was born in 1977. I need my goddamn rest. And I got a long day to day. After I leave here, I got to go to a doctor's appointment because I'm old. And then I got to go to, I'm doing something with Bishop T.D. Jakes later at City College. Oh, sick.

What are you doing? He put out a new book called Disruptive Thinking. I think I got it on me, actually. Got that thing on you? It's called Disruptive. thinking. Let me say. It's about the disruptors.

You know what I mean? Because in life, as our great friend, Jazz Waters used to say, you can be great or safe, but you can't be fucking both. You know what I mean? So that book is for the disruptors.

So we're having a conversation and I call it disruptive conversations. The nicest DJ and it's sold out already. He needs to do the audio for this. Of course he is. Bishop T. Tid Jakes does audio for a lot, but people don't realize that,

listen to this track, bitch. The way you move, Got Titi Jakes. That's Titi T. What? He's saying, bitch. You didn't know that? No, I know it did.

Listen to this track, bitch. Gird away you move in. Play it. Pull it up. How the fuck y'all didn't know that? Come on. But why is he cursing? Oh, I got her to the flow.

And let me see that booty go. You mean judgment? The man might have got mad. You might have been mad at something. People get mad and they lose it and they pray for forgiveness. That's somebody. Ross go dash. Hey, Taylor.

Listen to the track. Y'all didn't know this is Bishop T.D. Jakes, y'all? I don't know. What's worse? Y'all was singing that. That's crazy. You know, Bishop T.D. Jakes. Fake reading over there.

Bro, look at this. Like LeBron James. He's already after the book. This is LeBron. Yeah. LeBron in every. Come on. This is definitely Bishop T.D. Jakes, man.

I can't believe y'all. Over three days, I had made every type of homemade bread, cinnamon rolls, pies, cakes, stuffing, greens. Gams, muggles. You put Vans book inside. Did you really put Vans inside the TDJ's cover band? The funny shit laugh at me

we named the podcast Fat Maddick And when you go to YouTube Right under right over Fat Madik Is this man's face Taylor Play the goddamn track Taylor Listen to these tracks

Nah he says it That's Bishop TDJ That is business TNJ That must be an editor version. No, bro. It's a man of God. No, he didn't. I can't believe y'all didn't know that was a bishop.

All these years? Who y'all thought that was? But why would he say that? That's what he, he wants you to listen to the track. They got tracks in gospel. No what do you mean? They got tracks in gospel music. They do.

Yes, gospel tracks. Listen to the track, bitch. The fucking choir is singing. Listen to this track. Bitch. The quiet singing. Shut the fuck up and listen to us. their eyes on the sparrow.

I really believe this ass by good. That is. God damn. Look. I was like, really, Tini? They have it. In Psalm 142, David expressed his anguish when he was alone in the cave and he said, Listen to the straps, bitch.

Yeah. Shout out Tini. It does. It's him. That is him. Why would I lie about something like that? I don't got nothing else better to do. Listen, listen, listen.

Oh, he signed this for you. He did. Oh, man, Sproul up, Taylor. This is so good. Oakland Athletics former announcer Glenn Cooper has been suspended indefinitely after using a racial slur for years on this podcast.

Y'all always say Andrew Shost uses this word. So I'm a say. So I'm gonna say it Once and for all I'm just gonna say it You always think I say it Try to make me look like I said Just bleak whatever he says guys Okay

I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say the word That you always think that I say What are you gonna say? My next door Well I don't even want to say I ain't doing that shit Play the audio Taylor

Yeah This shit was good execution though man What did he mean to say. Negro League. Oh, and then what did he say? He meant to say Negro League. He said the word word.

What was the word that he said? The N-word. What did he say? Just say what he said. Play it, Taylor. Why can't you say? I don't like to use the word. I don't like to practice bad habits.

Oh, really? No, I've been trying not to use the word. That's good. But I do. Let's hear it. Go back. Hold on. Hold on one second.

Go back. Who's this Taliban general he's sitting with? What? We had a phenomenal day today. Nigger League Museum and Arthur Burns Barber. And it's the barbecue cinnamon after it too.

The funny part about it is his co-host didn't give a fuck. He had a phenomenal day today. Nigger League Museum and Arthur Barrett. His co-host in his chest like, that's my boy right there. We ain't fucked cancel culture.

We ain't scared of this shit. Look, look, look, look. This is crazy. Yeah. Woo! That went hit. By the way, This is why you can never, ever come to work sleepy, yo.

You think he can't. I'm tired right now, but I got to be on my P's and Q's. Because he ain't even listening to what the fuck that guy is saying. Nope. He has no clue. He's looking at the prompt him. Like, that man is looking at the prompt him. But he's actually reading the word.

You know how you know that guy's racist? Because he went to the, I don't even want to say it. What is it? And word. And word, no. Believe him. Every time, just please. No, no, no, no.

Even though he's not going to listen. Y'all not got to do it. I had a joke. I had a joke. I don't think he's racist. And I had a joke, but we can't even set it up because I know. What's the joke? What's the joke?

Come on, man. Shoot. He went to that museum. The N-word Museum. He went to the... No, he didn't go to the N-word Museum. Oh, no, he went to the real one they did. They said he went.

Yes. And he went to the actual Negro League Museum. Yes. And after his experience there, he called. called it. The N-word museum. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that not telling? Is that not telling a little bit? What? Explain. Like, you're in that museum and then you just... What museum?

Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Why would you want to throw it all away? Yeah, why would you want to throw it all the way? What do you? You just keep people guessing. He can't get his shit all he wants to guess. I can't.

I don't. think that guy's racist, bro. I don't even think he said it. Y'all are racist. Play it one more time, see if he really said. Let's hear. Let's hear it. What he said? We had a phenomenal day today. Nigger League Museum. Listen to this trash, bitch. Listen to these

tricks. Listen to these trash, bitch. One more time, Taylor. One more time. White people saying the N-Wark is their best. I mean, hardy are. Y'all can't say the N-WRwer for shit. y'all really can't say the N-word because it's the ER the ER the ER hits different than the GA

that's all it that's all it boils down to I couldn't even say the ER last week Oh yeah Alex tried to say that shit felt uncomfortable It's not because you know that you're saying a racial slur And the GA ain't much Ain't farther, ain't too far from it I tell you one thing though

That motherfucker right now Has sparked a great idea Which is? Because TIA has has the trap museum in Atlanta, which some white people, I'm sure, would say is an N-word League museum. I never said that. I went to the Trap Museum.

You did. Yeah, Alex scam too. Really? What do you think? Listen. That was, I mean, we had a great day, Alex and I, right? An N-word Museum would be funny as shit, though, man. You have a soldier boy exhibit?

You know what I mean? Why? with all soldiers' greatest N-word moments. Why, does he have a bunch of N-word moments? What kind of crazy? What soldier is the goat of N-word moments? There's not a better human alive that has more N-word moments than soldiers. But I'm basing this off the Boondock.

Remember the Boondocks had that episode where they told us about what N-word moments are. Watch closely. You're about to experience a nigger moment. Westcher defines the nigger moment as a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind, of an otherwise logical Negro men causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive man, i.e., like a n-gain.

You know what I mean? Oh, oh, it's not a moment where he says the N-word. No. It's a moment where he was. He's acting like one. What is that? What is it to act like one? You said what?

What is that? Can you just explain to me what it is that? Why I try to burn this shit down? Donald Trump is the biggest N-word Can you just call him one with the ER? That'd be really great. Nah, because he might quote me somewhere. He used it as an excuse to say it.

You know, I was called N-word. By this N-word. Oh, my God. Come on, come on, come on. Don't you ever skimp over the goat. Come on, come on. No, no, to start with to suck my dicks. No, I got my question.

That was the soldier boy, man. What happened, Taylor? Why you went away from it? No, we got the actual... Can we, can we, while we're talking about Donald, can we talk about Double Down Donald and why he might be the fucking goat? What Double Down Donald do?

You didn't see Double Down Donald when he was being interrogated and they asked him about to grab the pussy? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Can we play that? You know why? Let's play that, Taylor. You know why he can double. down like that? Why can he double down like that? Because he came up in an era where he's absolutely

right. He came up in an era in the 80s and 90s, you know, shit, before that really. You know what I mean? 70s, right? 70s, right? Chris? More so 80s for Donald Trump, right? Trump's more 80s, 90s, right? Yeah. So he came up in the era in the 80s and 90s where in his mind, that's what they were able to do. That's what rock stars and celebrities were able to do. So he doesn't even think he's saying anything wrong when he's making a statement like that. But he didn't even say it for the 70s days. He said it for the last million years. No, absolutely.

That's what he said. He said he feels a million years is a long time. He brought us back to being like monkeys and shit. He feels their celebrity privilege. He feels their celebrity privilege. He feels their rich privilege. Like that was actually, you know, insight into the mind. of a person who's been that famous,

that rich, and that white for that long, straight up. Bro, he said they're like, you said that, what did the woman say? The woman goes, you said that you can grab women by the pussy, and he said,

yeah, to pull up Donald Trump, she pulled up Glenn Beck. Yeah, Taylor, you are a racist. Huh? You went right past me. Like, I mean, it was right there. It was sitting right there.

Donald Trump, grab, but just put grab pussy I'm on Twitter Why are you on Twitter Twitter the search engine now? Yeah

You have a whack one I don't be on it I don't know I don't fuck with Twitter It's not good for my mental health That's not it Taylor Why are you looking on Twitter Can you go to Google?

Yeah just do Google Like regular people do Or YouTube Like the biggest search engine in the world Of course it can't be reached on your computer. Of course Google can't be reading. Why would Taylor ever Google anything? But she ain't even spelled Google, yo. She gave that shit.

What she's his? She got that shit. You get that shit mad, old, yo. That shit looked like Drake OVO's logo with your style. Gogols. You get that shit mad old, yo. What's up with you, yo? Goggles. She went to goggle. She went to goggle.com.

Is she gone to dinner with y'all too? No. Hell no. Taylor. Why you said? Tell her! This is why Bishop Fiddy J's be yelling at people, man. Listen to it.

Right? Tell her. Just go to Donald Trump's deposition. And you say, and again, this has become very famous in this video, I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it.

You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do it. Like fire. That's what you said, correct? Well, historically. that's true with stars. It's true with stars

that they can grab women by the pussy? Well, that's what if you look over the last million years, I guess that's been largely true, not always,

but largely true. Unfortunately or fortunately. Unfortunately or fortunately is... And you consider yourself to be a star. I think you can say that, yeah. Yeah. I'll pause real quick.

I just want to pause real quick. I didn't like that. I felt like that was not Trump. I felt like Trump should have said the biggest. You know what I mean? You take you a star. Because she goes, are you a star? Yeah, he was like, why?

But that was her hating. Yeah, she was hating. Go press Playtale. Now, you said before, a couple of minutes ago, that this was just locker room talk. It's locker room talk. And so does that mean that you didn't really mean it? No, it's locker room talk.

I don't know. It's just the way people talk. There's one where he goes, where he goes, yeah, she was my type. I mean, like, you're not my type either. I think that was the one you can never do. Oh, bro, when he starts going at the woman that's interrogating him and saying

he would never touch her, she's not my type. The guy's legend. Do you know that's a former president? Yeah. That's how you should ask. But if you're a former president? Yeah.

I mean, let it all out. Clearly nobody gives the fuck no more. No, I'm just saying, like, you're at a point in time. You know all the secrets. You know how the world works. You know if there's aliens or not. You know who really killed JFK. You know everything, right?

What are you going to say about me? What you're going to do now? What you're going to do now? All these presidents that don't act wild after they were president, they're being pussy. It's like you learned everything. You know what's going on in the world. You might as well just let it rip at this point.

I just think... Please don't have to become president. Bro, I'll let it rip. If I'm president, everybody's going to hear everything. Let me tell you that. 100%. They're going to kill you. Hey, this is what it is?

You don't have enough dirt on them. Trump got so much dirt on them, too. That's the other thing that we don't take into consideration. Trump clearly has dirt on a lot of people, bro, because people don't even act like Trump's really doing anything wrong. Yeah, they're afraid of thought. This is a former president in a deposition for a rape case. Yeah.

On top of being charged by Alvin Bragg here in New York City. On top of having charges that he couldn't be facing in Georgia. On top of potential federal charges. And nobody gives a flying fuck. Yeah. Am I, does it feel like people give a fuck really? He's desensitized us to his insensitivity. Damn.

We're used to him, we're used to him being insensitive. America deserves better, man. On both sides. On both sides. Talk to me. Joe Biden's approval ratings are super low. Trump's, I don't know what Trump's approval ratings are, but I saw a poll where it said a lot of Republicans

don't even want Trump to run. 70% of the country don't even want, 70% of Democrats don't want Biden to run. That clearly tells us we need a third-party option at this point. Is it third party or we need the Democratic establishment to start, you know, putting some more talent? Well, both then, right? Republicans too. Because there's nobody who's really challenging Trump.

I mean, you see, of course, there's Nikki Haley out there. DeSantis is out there. I think Desantis, there's a lot of people that are interested in DeSantis. I mean, it says DeSantis could win a head-to-head match up with Biden. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think DeSantis beats Biden. But there's no energy around it. Like, this shit feels like...

That's on him. He kind of create the energy. How, though, in the Trump world? He got to be better. that's the thing this is America it's like made the best man win you know so he's got to be better and that's the thing about the Republicans

like you can talk all this shit about communism and socialism etc. but you know if if we are going pure capitalism the best business is going to win the most successful platform is going to win you got to be a better business you got to be more successful

Biden's approval rating hits new low President Joe Biden's approval sank to a new fucking low rating dipped to 36% down from February and just below his previous low in 2022, a significantly higher percentage of people. 56% disapproved the job the president has done so far. And the majority of the Democrats surveyed 58%

that they would rather Democrats pick someone else to be the presidential nominee. Well, pick somebody goddamn Elston. Listen to the track. Listen to the track. Like, God, damn, if you're not going to look to the American people, what are you going to do? I mean, if I was a rogue Democrat, I would just announce.

They have. Nobody cares. Bobby Kennedy announced. Marianne Williamson announced, nobody cares. See, Chris over there shrugging them off. Honestly, you know what it is? I genuinely believe this. Is being a politician now involves so much public scrutiny,

not only for you, but your family, that the talent pool available to politics is starting to shrink. Because if you were smart enough, charismatic enough, and successful enough to win in politics, you most likely have already won in life. And if you've won in life, it's not worth putting your family through that drama. That's right.

Think about what Brett Kavanaugh shit. Think about what Brett Kavanaugh went through. Now, I don't know what he did or didn't do in his life, okay? But assuming, let's go best case scenario, he didn't do those things. Let's just assume. Maybe he did, I don't know. But let's say he didn't.

The way that he was dragged through the mud and his family was dragged through the mud and publicly humiliated, what he went through. If you're someone who's already a billionaire, right or already a multi-millionaire already incredibly you would never put your family through that shit and I like what you said

about Kavanaugh too because you know we don't know what he did or didn't do but we do know that shit was political we know we know nobody you know pulled that out on him because they was trying to take a moral stand we know that you know what I mean so that's what makes it bullshit you know so exactly where was

all this energy before right this shit is and you literally saw the same thing I think at the same time Biden had a few accusers Biden has the same thing. All those Democrats have to fuck up immediately. No, no, by the way, a lot of those Democrats actually said they believed the women. Yeah, you know what I mean? But they didn't do nothing about it.

But then, because once Biden becomes the nominee, everybody got to get down and lay down. Exactly. Anything with Trump? I think that we've created a situation where it is too hostile an environment for anybody that is independently successful to go into politics. And now you're just left with people who dream about being politicians. and dreaming about being a politician is the gayest thing ever. Like if you're fucking nine years old,

I can't wait to be a governor, I can't wait to be president. No, you should love your country so much that you're forced to do this awful thing which is telling adults what they can or can't do with them like their life. You should be forced, you should be compelled to be a politician.

It should be something you do begrudgingly. I don't agree with all of that, but I do think there's something there and the fact that people, when we say power to the people, I would like to see more regular everyday people getting into politics. And they would, and they did in the past, but now it's such a mudsling contest. You don't want to put your family through that. You don't put yourself through that. You literally got aside as a 50 or 60 year old man. You go, damn, bro, did I never call a girl back? You know, did I never call a girl back in 94 and she got

upset about it? Like, what are the chances? You're a successful man or woman in business and you're 60 years old. What is the chances that there's not one single person you rubbed the wrong way? Did his shady deal with? Insulted. Well, you're not wrong. You're not wrong, but there's another layer to that it's not that they're coming out. You're going to go find them. Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. You're political. Your political are going to go find them. Yes. Yes. They're going to go find, get all the dirt you can. I thought I say President Barack Obama had to be the cleanest motherfucker alive. 100%. He had to be the

cleanest human alive. Yeah. But then how does stuff like Santos happen? When they search everything on you and this guy gets away with just his whole life is a lot. Oh, that's just him not giving a fuck. Trump is math into art and not giving a fuck either. I think that he entered

politics on such a small level that they didn't really care at that time. The mud slinging doesn't start until you have real power and you're being exalted, right? I don't think Santos is a threat to power to anybody realistically, right? Maybe on like a very, very local level. But when you are going to be a president, right? That's a threat to power to the other party.

Because the other party has probably thousands of people who are literally employed by the party in power. So if you're a Republican, you're like, yo, my job is on the line right now. That's right. Not because I'm president. I'm talking about all the people that serve the administration. You're like, oh, we got to get this. We cannot let this guy lose. So we got to go and find everybody they've ever interacted with,

every mean thing they've ever said, every person they fired. Let's say you're a businessman and you have, let's say you're Mark Cuban, right? Let's say Mark Cuban. You're a billionaire, you've killed, you done great. You don't think they're going to find the one time Mark Cuban fired a woman who was four months pregnant.

They're going to find every horrible thing that you have done. And maybe that woman deserved to be fired. Maybe she was stealing or something, but they're going to find every single thing and you can have to go through it. Maybe that girl deserves to be fired. What happened? What did? You went there? I went there?

What I said? You read that cocky tongue. Maybe that girl deserved to be five. Maybe she did. But yeah, so it's like, why would you put yourself through that, you know? Why would you do that? Whenever somebody runs independent party, they just steal votes away from one of the sides. Who gives a fuck?

Somebody needs to start doing that shit, man. Do you think there's anyone right now that could run third independent party and actually win? No. No. because I think this would be the best year to do it. No, because no one's excited about either side. The last two elections have been the best time to do it. Literally the last two elections.

No, but Hillary and Trump. No, no. Biden and Trump. You have to understand. People don't really care about politics, ourselves included. People don't really know enough about politics, ourselves included. So they just wrap their political identity in a party. So you have to fracture that.

You have to break them away from their party to go vote for someone independently. The reality is that no. Nobody's going to do the research to even figure out what that is. People go, I'm a Democrat, I'm a Republican, right? Logical, intelligent people. Chris is a fucking smart guy. Really smart guy. Chris Moro?

He's not voting for no Republican, even if they agreed with Chris on everything that he wanted. He voted Republican before. Where? In a district that was already going to go Republican, so your best bet was to vote for the lesser of two evils? I still voted Republicans. Exactly. This is, that thing. You're so predictable.

This is the thing. These Democrats are so predictable. And they do that shit. I said I voted Republican. Chris would promote to protect Taiwan. He'd vote his interest. He can't wait for Taiwan to be Chinese. Whoa. He can't wait, bro.

That's going to be his little passive-aggressive shit with his wife. Where are he going to say? Change is going to come. Change is going to come. What I'm trying to say is like, I got it. Chris Texan Dway and mark that. Mark that. I'm just saying, you see this shit happen all the fucking time and we're too wrapped up in our identity. And it's just impossible. I do know a third party that could run,

but it wouldn't be a politician. It'd have to be a celebrity. Yeah. It literally would have to be the rock. You know what I mean? Listen, I love the rock. I think somebody like Tucker Carlson could steal some votes. I think he could win. Steal votes, yes. There are plenty people that could steal votes. Yeah. But to actually win as an independent, it would be impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. You know why? Because all this shit is fixed any goddamn way. Yep. So they wouldn't let an independent win. I'm gonna fuck what an independent.

You don't think somebody rich that like Elon that he can't control? People have done that before. Think about like Ross Perrault and, uh, the best thing that you could do is what Trump did is be a lifelong Democrat and then run as a Republican. And keep in mind, people will go, oh, he's not lying. He just finally saw the light.

He just finally agrees with me. Michael Bloomberg, right? Brilliant businessman. Like literally one of the most successful humans in history, right? I think was a lifelong Democrat than ran as a Republican. Is that right, Chris? That's right. For a mayor, right?

And I thought did a phenomenal job. And the dude was like spending his own bread. We had like fucking Bruce Wayne as mayor for, was it three? Was it three turns? Three turns? Something like that. So it's like, and then he goes to run for president. You're talking about someone who has successfully ran the most important city in the world.

He goes to run for president and they look at him. They dug up for shit. Like a fucking monopoly man or something like that. They dug up shit on him immediately. It was a stop and frisk and something else. I forgot what was other one of the most benevolent leaders in American history, literally spending hundreds of millions of his own money

to make the city better. They dug up everything and made him look like a complete goofy up there, and that's on him too. He's also got to be better. He wasn't good publicly. Yeah. But I guess I'm saying is that's the type of scrutiny that you're going to go through to be president? What I got to talk about? Fuck that. Yeah, he's the best example.

Who is? Bloomberg. Bloomberg. Because, I mean, stopping frisk is one thing. I personally didn't like kind of the green light he gave the developers in New York City when he's mayor but across the board incredibly capable incredibly smart not corrupt from what we can tell maybe outside of the developer thing and you know I take him over I don't know I'm got a lot of experience but the point is Bloomberg's the type of guy who should be in the mix it isn't right

and you have to and let's hold him a little bit accountable you have to be more charming it's the same thing as DeSantis he's very charming though I mean people say he's incredibly he was no no no no no you're trying to smash well I'm in a relationship. But he's Jewish. True. But if you want, I have to think about it.

It's your parents' dream. You're there you, that's a different level of charge. That's true. No, but you're 100% right. So we hold them a little bit accountable where like you have to show charisma on that stage. That's what's going to work. And if you don't have that charisma,

that being said, I think he fell into the Hillary shit where he's so worried about what the polls were going to say, about every single word that he said, that you look like a robot up there. When you have a person who is just so naturally charismatic like a Barack Obama, He could flow in and out of shit. He's like improv and he's almost, and that's what Bill Clinton could do.

You know what Clinton and Obama did that guys like Bloomberg can't even trustee? Bill Clinton, not Hillary, who ruined that last name. Bill Clinton. Hillary done spoiled the name Clinton. I can't even say Clinton without. I'll be honest, we didn't even put Epstein Island on Bill until Hillary came around fucking shit up. What a disaster she was for that whole family. What an absolute abomination that woman was for the Clinton family.

Bill. Bill got to divorce her. No, no, no, he can't. He can't. The spinach guy. He can't. He can't. You know why he can't?

Because she stood next to him with all his bullshit. Yeah. For her? No. She was looking at the phone. No, actually for him. No, she was looking at the phone. Because if she would have left him back then, he would have probably never been the presidency and all that shit like that.

He would be king. Nah. We'd make him king. Nah. We'd make him king. They would dig him up too much. shit off Bill. But I tell you something, Bill Clinton, President Obama, Donald Trump all did something that other people have not been able to do. Won the culture war. Sometimes you win

the culture war because you go out there and take it like Clinton did when he went and played the saxophone or something. Oph. Sometimes the coaches it gets given to you when you're Barack Obama because even though you're biracial, you're still black enough and cool enough and you got, you know, he plays basketball. Oh, rap is mentioning him in songs. Oh, he fucks with Jay-Z. You know what I mean? Like he speaks the language. Oh, he's, I, I mean. I speak to language. Oh, he got a black wife? We got to talk about this. Yo, get that video up of Bill Clinton playing the sax on Arsenio Hall.

Trump did both. Okay, I want to go. I want to talk about that real quick. So when Bill did that, like in retrospect, people look back and they're like, oh, he was pandering to black boners or whatever like that. Yeah, yeah. Black boners. You were crazy. Nah, I heard voters too, Russ.

Both of y'all are horrid. See what Bill Clinton does a black man? All he had to do is play saxophone once and y'all getting bricked up just talking about it. Press pause for one second. Why? First pause for one second. You hear about black voters. So people are like, oh, is he pandered for blackboarders?

Whatever. First of all, like, that's politics. Is you're pandering? Second of all, name a time in political history where the white candidate is going on the black show playing saxophone with fucking sunglasses on. Like, it probably— I don't even think he was a candidate yet. I don't think he had announced. He was?

Yeah. Okay. But I guess what I'm saying, maybe it felt good. Maybe it felt good for black people to arrest. Holy shit. One of the guys that could be president is here trying to meet us on our platform. Talk to us. Maybe that felt fucking nice.

They've been calling them the first black president ever since. But I'm going to tell you something. I want to tell you how something. And y'all going to watch this video and y'all going to see. Faking in the fucking moon landing. Faking in the moon landing. Don't, bro. Okay.

Faking in the fucking moon landing. You ain't shit, bro. You are a hater, bro. You a hater, bro. You a hater, bro. Celebrate a white man who's great a sacks. Baker in the moon landing, bro. Faker in the moon landing.

Press play. Watch. He's just trying to get his Fox News clips. He ain't doing shit. That's you. Now you hate it. Get the fuck. He ain't doing a goddamn thing.

He ain't doing nothing. You pause. Baking it in the moon landing. He wasn't even moving his fingers. Pause. A presidential candidate came on a black hosted TV show I don't like how you say black. Well, I'm not going to say it the other way.

Bleep black when he said. Don't you do that. Came on a beach. Came on a Negro night show. Hold on. Watch this. He's not coming on as the guest. He's coming on as the music introducing the host.

Oh, yeah, that's fine. That's big. I don't think you guys realize how deferential that is. I'm not coming on here like, hey, here I'm the white savior. I'm here to save black people interview and ask me all the questions. I'm coming on. I'm going to play the music and bring on the guests. I think he interviewed later.

Of course, later. What I'm saying is the beginning of the show you see him Bill just as part of the band. And Hillary was with him too. What a great cultural moment. She probably never fucking shit up putting his saxophone all out of tune. By the way, this right here, ever since this happened, this is what Democrats have been trying to do. Yeah, but inauthentically, bro. Barack was the last person who did it authentically.

And that's because he was black enough that the culture got behind him. Black people were already like, oh, that's our guy. Ever since this has happened, they've been trying to do little cool things like this. Yo, way harder what Bill Clinton did than Barack Obama did because y'all got to vote for Barack no matter where because he's black. Can I ask you all something? Why are you trying to take this from? Yo, can I ask you all the question? Real talk.

Like, why are you hitting, bro? Can I ask you one question? A white man tricked you, bro. It's all good? You got tricked by a white. It is what it is. Can I ask y'all one question? Yeah, ask him a question.

How come you ain't never seen a saxophone to his lips since 1992? You ain't never even seen him try to attempt to do that ever again. If I ever interview Bill Clinton, guess what I'm bringing in the goddamn room? A motherfucking saxophone. Let me see if you wasn't fucking pretended. Okay, Bill Armstrong. You didn't land on the moon, Bill Armstrong. Who landed on the moon?

Why didn't you have that energy? Why don't you have that? Why did you have that energy when you interviewed his wife, huh? Because I ain't think about it. Bullshit. I didn't think about it. But I always, but you know what, no. The establishment was coming for you.

I always felt like with Hillary, I never wanted to talk about her attention. Oh, Hillary, do you have hot sauce in your bag? Oh, Hillary! Classic moments. What are you talking about? That's about as classic as a saccharac. It's not classical. But that was her attempt to do that.

I know. That was her trying to win over the culture. She put some hot sauce in a purse and black people going crazy. The only difference. I know. Remember what I say. You never saw Bill do that again. There's an interview 20 years.

You never saw Bill do that again. Play the sex. There's an interview 20 years prior. It's Hillary. I don't think it's 20, 20 or 60 minutes. She's talking about how she keeps Tabasco in her bag. Pull it up. So she's done.

She said this before. You ain't never seen him put a saxophone on any instrument to his lips ever again. Not even a fucking harmonica. Bro. You a hater, bro. You are killing this for me, bro. You are not even a hard, man. His fingers ain't even moving.

Press play, Taylor. Press play, Taylor. Watch his fingers move. Press play. Watch his fingers. Press play. Get the fuck out of it. Hey.

Hold on. Hold on. They're shooting that shot. Perfect. Come on, son. Raise that phone. Get the, that's nothing. That's nothing.

That's the back. You say hate us, Sean. Yeah, baby. Pull up, Disney Gillespie playing the sax. No, nah, nah, nah, nah. You're gonna compare him to someone who played the saxophone the whole life. Cheeks.

Ain't even whatever. Ain't no air in his cheeks, bro. Look, ain't no air in his cheeks, bro. Ain't no air and Bill putting his cheeks just light, just enough. You're racist, bro. Soon you're gonna be his lips ain't picking up for playing his sex.

His little thin, that little white lip tape pointing out Good observation, my guy. Good fucking observation. You absolutely fucking right. His lips. Look at him. Blowing. Right now you ain't on it.

I need you to go back like 20 seconds and let him rip that heartbreak hotel. Moon landing, bro. Moon landing. Let's go. Do this, Sean. Moon landing. Come on. But, Paul, you up.

Taylor, stop hating. You need to go back. You need to go back. Why we ain't never seeing Bill do that ever again? Ready? Let Bill go. Let Bill go. Hold on.

I can't. Listen, when I was a kid, I thought this was fly, too. Until I went back and watched him. Stop, bless and stop. He wasn't even playing that shit. So let's play, you are a hater. He was not playing that shit. Moon landing.

Look at them cheeks. Press play, Leah. Look at how thick cheeks are. I know thick cheeks when I stand. That's not it. Those are cheeks right there. Can you press play, Taylor? Let's just, come on.

He's not even that good to be. fake it wasn't even that good. That's the 90. It's the 90. People didn't learn how to play tax phone until the new guys. It's easy to fake in the 90s. Look at my man with the shades on. Go, Bill. Get out of it.

Come on, man. Get out of him. Get out of Bill. California is raising appropriation. You are president right now. California raised in appropriation. You are the president. California raising appropriation. What? Let's pay some bills.

Bro, honestly, can I be honest? You're a super. What you're doing to Bill Clinton right now, you are a super predator. The way that you are attacking Bill Clinton, that innocent white man, that is super predator behavior right there, bro. That is super predator behavior. Hey, all I got to tell y'all is, before Bill Clinton transitioned, put a saxophone in his face, I bet you he won't know what to do with it.

You, okay, you put a saxophone in Bill's face right now and say, Sack, Bill, play like you play it on Arsenio. I bet you he would not know how to do it. Do y'all really, you want to go into conspiracies? Let's go into conspiracies. Talk to me. You want to dance, bro? Talk to me.

I don't think you want to dance. Talk to me. I don't think you want to dance, my friend. Let me hear this. This is the classic. Are you getting information right now? Classic. Look at this.

She really thought she had the presidency with this little bullshit gimmick. Yes. Now, listen, I want you to know, people are going to see them and say, okay, she's tainted her in the black people. Listen to her. Is it working? It's working. Trump style, baby. Exactly.

Everybody forgets about that part. That's the part I like. She said, is it working? God damn it. She said, everybody else doing it. It's true when they do it. It's a problem when I do it. That was fire, bro.

She needed to be loose like that. She needed to go off the cuff. Off the cuff, Hillary's kind of fire. No, she is. All jokes aside, that's the problem with 95% of politicians. They're too politicized. Just let them talk. Nobody gives a fuck.

no more. Let him talk like they're on a podcast. Nothing can hurt them anymore. I want you to give Bill an apology right here. For what? He faking again? Come on, so. I like how Alex is like, there's no way. Taylor's going to find this video. Let me just bring this shit up on my phone. That's crazy. He's faking again, yo.

Apologize. Apologize to the goat. Apologize to the ghost. Come on. That's AI, bro. This guy's crazy, bro. Oh, come on, Charlotte. He's not even playing. That's Bill. Y'all got to stop following for this shit, man.

Stop following for this shit, though. Grab the sacks from the band, busted it out, and that's an intimate instrument, too. You're putting your mouth all over to read. Come on, let's pay some bills. No, for real. Game time. Game time, slew to game time, man.

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Mariaho Harata. What is the most selfless act? Someone has done for you. What is the most selfless act you've done. Shorts? The most selfless act someone has done for me. God, man, I got a lot of selflessness in my life. I mean, it's not the funniest answer, but definitely my parents just raising me.

That's the most selfless act I think that you can do for anybody. They were supposed to, though. They can get incredible what they were supposed to do. That's true. So made my parents even looking out for me after 18, because they don't got to do anything after 18. That's real. You know what I mean?

That's real. That should be adulthood. But they looked out. But no, even though I thought my parents had a really great job raising me and they were very invested in my life. And so, yeah, I think that was the most selfless for sure. What about you? The most selfless act someone has ever done for me?

I think head is pretty selfless, bro. Is it? You don't think so? No, I think women are just walking around mostly like, what if it's not a woman? gobble up this snack, bitch. Because that's, if a man doesn't you, there's no reason for a man to do it to you. Yeah, that's true.

You know what I'm saying? There's really, women would seem, I'm not saying guys don't enjoy it, but a woman doing it to a man is like, that's what, you know, women and men are supposed to do. Yeah. A man give you head. What?

I don't get the logic on that. No, I'm trying to roll with you on that. You're saying when a man gives head, it's more selfless than when a woman gives head. Why? Man to another man. Man to another man. Yeah. Yeah.

Why is that? Why do you think about you? You're not even tripping about what people are going to think about you, especially Schultz said something last week. I know. I got it. I got it. Can I say what you said last week?

Go, go, go. Because I think this is a brilliant point. It's only gay if you're straight. Now, explain your point. Shultz. Yeah. Basically, did we say this on the pod yet? No, we didn't.

Oh, we didn't. No, we didn't. Oh, yeah, okay. A gay dude hooking up with another gay dude is straight. Because we called it gay because we didn't understand that that was normal yet. That's right. So we're using the term gay as like, yo, that's a little weird. That's right.

What the fuck is going on over here? Because we didn't know that gay people are normal. Now that we know that being gay is normal. That's right. A gay guy hooking up with another guy and gay guy. That's straight. That's nothing. A gay guy hooking up with a straight dude, that's gay, bro.

Now you're gay. Because that's not normal. That's right. A straight person's supposed to hook up another straight person. That's right. But if you got a straight dude acting not straight, that's gay. That's right. If a gay dude finesse is a straight dude out of their boxes.

That's gay, bro. That's gay. Gay. So it is very selfless for that straight man to give that gay man head. That's super gay too. You know what I mean? Yeah, and selfless, but it's also gay. This is another reason why I would say it's selfless.

A man knows when he gives another man head, that man is done sexually. Like, once you're not, it's not like, okay, now it's your turn. Okay? A woman doesn't really understand that because they can have multiple orgasms. So when they give a guy a blowjob, they're thinking, oh, he's just going to run it back like I would run it back. My body's built to run it back like that. That's right. But when a dude blows a dude, they know that it's over after that blow job 100%.

And they still do it. Selfness. That's selflessness. Come on, man. That's selflessness. Come on, man. And straight as long as it's two gay guys. Now, with that said, I've never gotten head by me.

But I just wanted, you know, I was just thinking, oh, it does say done for you. Oh, damn, my bet. Oh, shit. This guy's crazy. This guy, this is, you can expect more than this on June 3rd at the Root's Biggin. Run with it, internet. I don't get, you know I don't get my fuck.

Latoya added to my sucking dick catalog. Don't have way too much of my phone away. But I got a fucking dick apple. I know. Latoya Maya has said, what is one quality do you think the other brilliant idiot has that you wish you had? There's one word that Charlotte can say that it is so cool. There's one museum that Charlotte can go to. That I just wish I got out.

Oh, man. I think that we both possessed an amazing quality to make the e-logical, logical. and give all of the idiots something to feel brilliant about and give all the brilliant people something to feel idiotic about. Yes. Because after this episode, people will be discussing, yo, it's not gay for two people to be gay. No, that's straight.

It is gay for a straight man to be with a gay. That's gay. And if a straight guy is acting gay, that's gay. That's why we call them gay. Anytime you're acting away you shouldn't be acting, that's gay because... You don't call gay people gay. They're straight. They're just being, yeah, they're being themselves.

They're normal. You're regular. You're not gay. You're just regular. You just happen to be gay. Absolutely. Now, if there's like a super flamboyant gay guy that's trying to act like all straight, like, yeah, let's play fucking baseball or whatever, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, put that in this old gay, bro. And that's when you, when you find out, you'd be like, damn, bro, when you, I didn't know you was gay. I didn't know you was gay. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. straight. And then he was, and then if he's just like, I'll just play and we're like, oh, all right, cool, you're normal. Fuck y'all straight people, yo.

Yeah. What? Sloot all the crooked motherfuckers. I don't know what I'm saying. Yo, you all tired of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The long week. The long week.

Charlie needed to be in bed before double digits, hell. He was in bed in double digits last night. One more, one more. One more. S says, what's more rewarding? Personal success or family success? Easy answer. Family success, because

when I say family, I don't just mean like my immediate blood family. I mean anybody that I've embraced and I say that's my brother, that's my partner. I like to see other people succeed. I feel like anything you create or build that only benefits you it's not big enough. So it

comes a point in your life where personal success just absolutely positively is not big enough. Now I feel like you can put yourself in a to have a lot of personal success, and then you use that person of success, you know, to help, you know, other people. Yes. Right? But after that, once you get to a point where you are supposedly king of the hill and you're, you, you got enough strength to pull up others,

and you don't do it, you're a complete sucker to me. Amen. You're a complete sucker to me. Amen, hallelujah. So family success all day, every day. All right? Okay, I got to go there. I'm tired and I got a doctor's appointment. Guys. You good? Guys. As always. Yep.

If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening to the track, bitch.