The Brilliant Idiots - Revenge Of The Rollouts

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

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To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Call it. Call it.

Calla. Calla. Calla. Calla. Calla. Calla. Calla. Calla.

Calla. Call it. We just getting the energy right now. You know what I'm saying? Come on. We had WTF Media Studios. That's exactly what I'm going to say. WTF is going on.

What the fuck, wax? Okay. I thought I said it. No, but we here this week. We back for another week of brilliant idiotness. It's nasty in New York. Actually, it's beautiful today. It's beautiful today.

It's so beautiful today. But I guess, you know, what show studios is at is nuts. I don't know where it is. I don't know how it is. I don't know. You told me to be here. I'm like, all right. I live down the block. You work down the block. Makes sense. And we're doing it on Thursday. Yes. You know, usually we record on Wednesdays. We're at the studio. We're doing the

Patreon episode for Flagrant. But Thursday, I'll take a nice little stroll to work. Word. You know what's so interesting. I'm at the house and it's raining this shit yesterday and lightning. And when you end the house, you really don't realize what's going on in the world. Yeah. And like, I disconnect after a certain times. I wake up and I'm seeing people like, yo, y'all okay? It's an emergency. I'm like, well, God damn. How far did they dig back on social media this time? What old tweet? What old audio came out this time?

Like, God damn. But it was because of the weather. Yeah. And I'm like, and they're like, yo, you going into work in the morning? I'm like, yeah, I drove in to work fine, except when I got to the west side highway. Yeah, that was a rap. Bro, it was a tree must have just fell. No, in the car, it was.

You can see the white truck? Yeah, it was an accident. It was like a three car accident. That's what made me realize the tree must have just fell. The gym in my building was in like four feet of water. What? The whole storage unit flooded. All our shit.

Well, I had a little bit of flooding downstairs. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, the earth tired of y'all shit. Okay, humans been knucking and now the earth is bucking. You know what? This is the thing about it, though. Today is what, objectively stunning.

September 2nd, beautiful. It's the most beautiful day of summer. It's perfect weather. Tomorrow probably going to be better. Maybe tomorrow is a little. But like, this is the metaphor for life. Like, it gets incredibly shitty, dark, fucked up. You think it can't get worse.

and a few hours later, you can have the best day of your life. Hey, I'm going to tell you something else. You're absolutely right. But guess what? One day, some apocalyptic shit is going to happen for real. Because I saw CNN saying, apocalyptic scenes in New York.

I'm like, knock it off. If this is apocalyptic, then what was New Orleans this week? You know what I'm saying? Well, one day it's going to be some real apocalyptic shit and we're all going to be wiped out. And guess what? The sun going to rise just like it is right now.

It is. And the animal's going to be out living. in their life, like, finally. You know what I'm saying? Listen, I saw a video this morning. It was a rat swimming, like, enjoy it. Like, the rat was like, I think the humans are gone, yo. I was like, shit.

Yeah, but without us, they can't even survive. That's a damn lie. No, keep telling yourself that lie. We're not. We're in cooking it. Yeah, exactly. Rats have been here longer than us. I don't know if that's true.

That's a fact. Are you sure? What are they going to eat, though? What do you mean? They eat all the shit that we grow and cook. Man, that's what you think. I don't know what rats eat. These rats.

Back in the day, rats probably ate nuts and the shit. They want pizza. Here's the thing. We want to eat a human diet, dude. Here's the thing, do you know the difference in humans? What? Well, really, not much.

They eat anything. They eat anything. That's right. They eat each other. And we will, too, after that last apocalyptic scene happened. I could probably eat a human. Oh, yeah. I mean, I probably eat your fingernails and toenails, but I'm not eating.

I'm not eating. Nah, it's right here. That's died of me. Oh, now, yeah, you'll fuck that up. That'd be good. Some bacon? Yeah, no, no, you'll fuck that up. Eyeballs, maybe.

I probably go for the eyeballs and fingernails. Why would you eat the worst shit? You don't want to just have meat? You don't want to have like a hunk of meat? I can't see myself eating some of my arm. All of this is gone, bro. These thighs and then buttocks? Bro, the buttox.

You thick motherfuckers getting it. Y'all think you're getting booty. Wait to the apocalypse. That's all that is a ham. What? That's what ham is. That's right. Yeah, that's right.

We're going to eat it. Okay. Listen, when the apocalypse happens, it's going down. I'm telling you. When do you think the apocalypse is going to happen? Probably not in our lifetime, but I mean, I can see it happening in like our great grandkids lifetime. No, that's probably good. Right now, I believe it's going to get worse before it get better.

I don't think it's getting better, bro. It's already better. It's beautiful today. Look at today. No. I'm talking about just the whole COVID and everything else going on. I think it's going to get a little bit worse. No, no, we're getting worse than that.

It's going to be more diseases than COVID. Wait to that goddamn permafrost. What are they called? The permafrost shit started happening and the glaciers start melting. Stop watching. And those viruses start coming up. Get out of here, bro. Andrew?

It's happened before. No. Like, listen, we are the dinosaurs. No, no. Explain what you're talking about, because this is actually interesting. Oh, let me Google it. I don't want to...

I'll explain it. So basically, there's all these animals, right, that we know that are locked in the permafrosts. No viruses. Well, no, animals is first, right? We understand that they exist, right? They're frozen in time, right? We see it, okay, sometimes you see it with fucking,

like, wilder beasts and shit. Not even wilderness. Wully mammoth or whatever like that, right? They're just locked in a glacier. Captain America. Captain America, et cetera. So what some people also believe is that there are viruses that are also locked in the ice. That's right.

That's what we need to want. And yeah. So once the ice thaws out, those diseases and viruses could also exist. The permafrost pandemic. Nah, I don't buy it. The melting Arctic could release some deadly diseases. Yeah, but the glacier's already breaking off every single year. Like, the ice has been melting for a minute.

Nothing really bad happened. We don't know if it is or not. It just ain't made it's way over here. It might be on some pigeon carrier shit, bro. It's coming. I don't fuck with the, what's it called? The, like, catastrophic thinking like that. Because it's so easy to think catastrophically, right?

Like, you could always say, yeah, at one time in the future, some crazy shit's going to happen, and then you die before it happens, and then nobody goes to see you wrong. But here's the thing. We act like these things haven't happened before. In light of history, the earth has showed us that sometimes, you know, the life here nucks a little bit,

and they got a buck and get people to fuck out of here. Wait, why do you believe that? What you mean? That those things happen. That's true. But the dinosaurs? Dinosaurs existed at one point. You know what I mean?

And not even just dinosaurs. We're alive now and we see species going extinct for whatever reason. Yeah, species goes extinct. We are just a species. Well, do you think of dinosaurs would have taken a vaccine if it would have saved them? No, because according to the TV show on, according to the TV show, no, no, no. I'll just say, bro. You don't think they were taking that vaccine?

No, because of course. Johnson, Johnson? If you've seen the sitcom on dinosaurs, they were so irresponsible. That show is genius. You should really watch it, bro. So not taking the vaccine is, is that irresponsible? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, if it's something that can save your life.

Because, I mean, listen, if you're one of those people that believe the vaccine was manmade, which it probably is. I mean, the vaccine is manmade. Okay. So the only thing that- Who else made it? I'm not saying, no, you got a lot of people that think it came from, you know, nature, like animals doing. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

The vaccine? I mean, that's a vaccine, the virus. Oh, okay. My bad, my bad. The virus. So if the virus is man-made, I don't think nothing holistic is going to be able to cure it or help you prevent you from getting it. Like if it's a man-made disease, only a man-made cure. Yeah.

So, yes, in that case, take the goddamn vaccine. Yeah, I think it was man-made. 100%. I mean, listen, when John Stewart was on Kobachio, I never even heard of the Wuhan respiratory laboratory. But, I mean, if there's a Wuhan respiratory laboratory, and there's a disease called the Wuhan Respiratory Laboratory. And it comes out of Wuhan. called the Wuhan respiratory disease or whatever the fuck is called

1 plus 1 equals 2 in this equation Right, it does So yes, if the disease is man-made Yeah, take a man-made cure for it And you heard what happened like They had like the... They're not saying it's a cure for it's just saying that it's a prevention It's a big band-aid

Yeah Yeah, yeah, maybe sure Maybe a little better than a band-aid A cast. Maybe A cast will help you from breaking your arm again but it won't stop your arm from maybe hurting. I say a parent thames when you're walking in the rain.

Fair enough. A parent tims for construction, some hard toes. Listen, I'm not an anti-vaxor by any means, but it is getting more and more difficult to convince people to take this vaccine. Why, why? Just because they see people getting the vaccine and still getting COVID.

They see people still getting hospitalized. They see people still dying. You had two FDA, too high-ranking officials in the FDA resign this week because they say the Biden administration jumped the gun and fucking, you know, put the booster shots out there without their approval. It's like...

Really? You didn't see that? Did you take a booster? Well, what? You boost it? No. Okay, respect. Well, I already had COVID and I got the Vax.

Respect. Respect for being irresponsible. The way I look at it is the vaccine is my booster. I had COVID, so I got the antibodies. And now I got the vaccine on top of the antibodies. So that's my third shot. I see what you're saying. Are people really getting the vaccine to prevent sickness?

Are they getting the vaccines so they can do stuff? Go to dinner. That's the only reason I got it. I want to go to dinner. If it's a two-shot, you good. Exactly. Exactly.

If a two-shot minimum is my comedy. And like it's the two-shot minimum and get in here. No, for real, that's all I care about. I want to have a normal life. I don't want to go to fucking about anything else. You're just being honest.

Anybody else act like, oh, my God, I want to be around this person. And they also think they act like they're doing it for other people. I'm doing this for everyone else. No, you're not. Say thank you. Yeah, yeah.

I do actually make y'all say thank you. Who is y'all? Y'all too. Y'all not vast. Every time it is. You're not fax. You're welcome, bro. I open up the country for y'all.

You're welcome. I'm not an anti-vaccist. Have you had you gotten back to it? I went three times at left. I went three times and left, bro. I'm not going to lie. I haven't said this new way. I went three times and left.

I went three times and left, bro. Every time I get there, it's just like, bro, God damn, bro. It's like the panic attacks. And it's always some weird shit. Like the first time I went. What are you worried? It's going to happen.

Let me tell you what happened. Me and my daughter, I take my 13-year-old daughter like two weeks ago, right? So we go in. Oh, please, like, right? Listen, listen. So we go in and find out you let her get vaccine. No, no, no, no. No, no.

Okay. So we went in and, you know, they was like, yo, your daughter needs ID. I'm like, needs ID. She's 13. Why does she need ID? Right? She had no driver license. Exactly.

And then, but they was like, she had a passport. Ironically, my wife had sent off her, the renewer passport like a month prior, so they weren't in yet. And so we didn't, I didn't have a new passport. And then I literally looked down at my phone and this is the day that they announced. CDC is saying you got to have a boost. So in my mind, I'm like, sign. I'm getting the fuck out of here. So we left.

And then I'm like, I'm going to stick to my original plan. Let me get it when it's FDA approved. I went, um, after it was FDA approved that weekend, I went that Tuesday. They sitting in the doctor's office. They bring the consent form in. Reading the consent form. The consent form still says it's only authorized for emergency. use. So I'm like, ma'am, where's the updated consent form? And she's like, oh, we don't

have them yet. She was like, but I can scratch it out in the initial. And I'm like, nope, I'm not doing that. You wouldn't do that anywhere else. If you were signing a TV deal or a radio deal or a contract to go on tour, you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't let the guy just scratch something out. You're loyal or red line, but then they still got to send official documents back, right? So I go back that Saturday. They already assure me everything. And I told them, I said, I want to see. the vaccine going to syringe. I want to see you put the goddamn syringe in there. Oh, by the way, they had it all set up for me.

They had it, they had it set up for me. They had it in there. They had it. They put the syringe out in front of me, but then they gave me two forms. They gave me one form that had all the fact sheets, right, saying this FDA approved, everything else. But the consent form still said not authorized for emergency use. And I was like, well, what's up with the updated consent form?

The guy said to me, you don't even have to sign a consent form. And I said, wait a minute. I don't even have to sign a consent for it. These just want me this shit in my body. That don't even says. I was like, so who's liable? I like, what if I leave here and say, I didn't know what me and my daughter were taking?

Like that, for a medical professional to say that to me. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, this don't seem right. Well, nobody's liable. What do you mean? You can't sue them, even if some shit fucked up happens to you. Even now that it's FDA approved? Even now that's FDA approved.

You sure? Yeah, because it's a, I think that's the deal with it, right? Because it's a global pandemic. is like an act of God. Nah, that's if they approve, no, it's not emergency use when it's emergency use. And it says all of that on the sheet.

You can't sue. Oh, maybe that's why they don't want to get rid of the emergency use. Yeah, but even still, I can say anything because I didn't sign a consent. You don't even know what I took. Yeah. So why would a doctor want to do that?

Like, why would a doctor not want me to sign some type of consent form? Well, if they can't be sued, they don't care. The consent form is to protect them from a lawsuit. Yeah, that's the only thing they weren't. I don't know what it is. But, yeah, that's my story.

Well, now, when you get it, it's going to fuck you up. Because God gave you three times to get it where it was good. And you said no all three times. So now, guys, like, all right, bet, this is what's going to happen to you, guaranteed. The only thing I can listen to is my discernment. And like I said, I'm not

an anti-vaccine. I'm, I'm probably going to end up getting the vaccine. It's just that I was scared to death. You're going to get the vaccine. It's going to turn you white. That's what's going to happen. And I can't wait. It's going to be so funny. Like, immediately, your Bigman's going to start going away. You're going to turn it to a fucking white

It's going to be great. I love it. This is hilarious. Yes. Yes. But I have been like, you know, I'm like, I don't see the need. I don't see the reason not to get it because my mind really says I think this is a man-made disease.

Yeah, it is a man-made disease. And you got to go get the man-made cure. But what is it actually doing is you putting it in you to build your immune system. It's not actually there to like cure anything. I don't care how much C-March you take. If somebody poisons you, your immune system can't fight it though. All right. you're going to die anyway. I don't care if you put the vaccine, you're going to still die.

It's not saying it's going to prevent anything. It's putting a fucking band-aid on there. You still shot. No. Put it like this. It's, uh... You can still get shot. It's like lifting weights. Like, if you take steroids, it's going to be easier for you to build muscle and lift more weights. So the vaccine... It's a side effects. That's what we're scared of. Yeah. What's the side effects of the steroid? You look great. No. You look great. You get more bitches. You look great. You start getting people up. You're still using the B-Ward, bro? In 2021? Yes, a lot.

I used it a lot. I love you. You never use it? No, I know, I don't. I think you said beating people up. Oh, no, no, bitches we were talking about. Oh, I don't say that word. You really just stop using that word?

Yeah, I'll say that. A hundred percent? Yeah, nobody says that. Wait, how many daughters you have? Three, I can't wait till you have a daughter. Why? The same way, you can't wait for me to get the vaccine, I can't wait to you have a daughter. He's going to be, he's going to turn into a pro woman.

Yes, yes, duh. Y'all didn't know about my daughter. I flip-flop, bro. That's right. That's right. No, nothing to impact Andrew until it impacts Andrew. 100%.

We'll get the fuck about the rest of the world. Exactly. Exactly, bro. Watch I go down to my basement and see all my shit fucked up. I go back. You know, climate change is real. We need to stop saying this shit. Serious, okay?

We need to start listening to these bitches. I mean, ladies talk about the climate being so fucked up. Hilarious, hilarious. But, yeah, like I said, I'm not anti-Vex. No. I'm just... Just make it make more sense. It makes a lot of sense to me now.

I'm pro-vax. When you do research and like step back and like actually talk to doctors and different stuff. And plus I just really feel like this is a man-made disease. And I think a man-made disease is going to need man-made prevention. Listen, have you guys ever gotten eight out? Yeah. You ever got Nate out, wax? I don't know who you call it eating out, but...

It's definitely called A-D-D-U-W-H. Have you ever gotten your ass-lect? Yeah. But that's not like, Yeah, you got it out. It's not eating out. Did the girl spread your thighs like that? And then like,

did she spread that meat we're going to eat in the apocalypse? No, no, no. It's not like, you can't eat out. Eating out is different. What you mean? Eating out was like going out to eat. Have you ever ate a girl out?

Yeah, my girl. How do you eat her out? Going on there and lick, right? But you eat out. Like, you eating something inside. And whoever put their tongue in your ass ate your ass? You're not putting it in my ass.

That's what I'm trying to say. What are they doing? Would they lick your cheeks? I don't know. Just lick. Nobody just licks the outside of a toothy pot. Nobody is putting their tongue in my ass. They don't make it really hard.

Did she lick inside the cheeks? Yeah, but not inside my eyes. You got it out, bro. Yeah, you got it out. I put like this. You got eight out. You're a guy and get teemed now. Are you still a virgin?

You put your meat on just on a vagina like this. We're not talking about me. We're not talking about the tongue. Just the tip. Just the tip is sex. Have you ever put your tongue in a vagina? the hole? Inside the hole, yeah. And have you ever looked outside of the hole, like,

just around the walls and everything else? That woman can still say you ate her out. You got eight out, it's okay, man. You got eight out. You licked her pussy. You didn't eat her out. Man. I got ate out, bro. But I didn't get ate out. No, you got ate out. Why you're saying? You never had a tongue inside your butt hole?

No. I've had a tongue inside my butt hole. A sharp tongue, yeah. It was like, you know, like, you know, like the T-1000 when he turns his hand into like that point. anything. I feel like that's what she did with her tongue and then she just kind of like penetrated my butt lips a little bit. You sure was her tongue? Maybe it was something else. Maybe it was a finger or something like that. I've never had a finger in me, but

they've tried. But I don't believe in the finger. But if the tongue can get in there a little bit, then God bless you. It's amazing how messaging is really the most important thing because, but it should be the action, right? Because if you're so upset about the wording of something like, oh, man, ain't no girl ever ate me out. They lick my ass. What's the difference? Yeah, yeah.

What's the difference? Yeah, you got it out. It's like going out to eat and being at home to eat. No, it's not. Making dinner at home and going out to eat. No, it is not. This is. No, it's not.

This is the home to eat is just licking the ass. No, it's not. Putting your tongue in the ass is going out to eat. No. That's like saying, that's like saying going out to eat and being out to eat. It's the same shit. No. It's the same thing.

You've been on all fours and got eight now? No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You're going out. You're going out. You've gone out your way to do shit. Have you been on all fours and got eight now? No.

That's what I'm saying. So you're on your back and got eight out. Back. Like your legs up. Yes. Yeah. Like a fucking toddler. Just Google.

Like that's a mistake. Like you just went into the balls and you just sit down a little bit. That's what you do. Wait. Go out. Go up out. Go up out. Right.

Oh, that right there, Taylor. That one right there. Who is that Nikki? No, Nikki. Is that Nikki? That's why. Yeah, that one right there. Have you ever had that position?

Wow. You never did that? You ain't never got eating out unless you did that That's what I'm saying You've never been on your elbows That's what I'm trying to tell you Knees and elbows This is going out your weight

When I say you got eating Have you ever been on your knees and elbows Just got your ass and leg? By the way that's a position for women And the reason that's a position for women Because when a woman is like that You could do so much back there Yeah

Guys don't really got all that way If you're on your knees and elbows And a girl just blows in your asshole Like a snap a bottle And then just makes a little sound come out You never had that happen That's way too loose if a sound come out Or she's really good at blowing

Not too much with sound, just a little That's like that Oh, it's like that Oh, oh, oh, it's like that. You never had to go down there It's just like, go hard. No, that's kind of wild. That's wild.

That's wild. That's wild, that's out of control. Why is that out of control, man? He looks in control. That's wild. That's wild. That's wild. He's not in control.

I don't know why people are like, stop. kink shaming. It's horrible decisions. Why is it just do it like it's a mistake? You got to just do it like you, you know what I'm saying? You're down, just sucking your balls. You just, you know what I'm saying? Scoot down a little bit.

Let her do her thing. So you like getting out. If you're over here like this. You're like getting laid out. Nah, you're not going to go ahead throwing your fucking legs back up in here. You like, wow. You like getting laid out. You just gave a whole tutorial on how to get it done.

No, if you just want to chill and do it, you're in your, listen. You really want somebody to bend over. Turn around. She might look at the fuck do it. No, on your elbows. That's bug. And get your phone in your hand like that. You want to be comfortable.

You could be on your phone. You could be on your phone. Certain things. I just, I look stupid doing. You see what I'm saying? You look stupid. You look stupid.

You look at it. Yeah, that's crazy. That's a lot. It's a wild boy. It's crazy. Imagine waxing Tim. I just wanted to be an accident.

It just wanted to be an accident. We do want it to be an accident. We do want it to be accident on purpose, right? You got to eat that sound like, oops. Like, you got to take a long. The human brain is amazing, bro. The human brain is amazing.

Because at the end of the day, if you want something, just get it done. Like, why do you have to convince yourself either with wording or a certain action? I want to be an accident? If you like it, just get it done. You like it and penetrated? No. But, wait, are you sure? Positive.

But on this podcast, you say you've been penetrated. I don't mean I like it. What are you talking about? Where is I? I never said I liked it. We was timing conversation. Okay. What do you mean?

What is that? What's that? What's you talking about? What is penetration? Fingers. Fingers in the booty hole. Penetration. Nah, fingers broke. What?

I don't even do you. I don't even think somebody. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what did you just say? What did you just say? Is I got to grease my ass to fart? How do you fucking somebody put in? You got to grease your ass to fart? I'm just saying.

Hold on. How do you grease it? How do you grease it? I'm saying. I don't just say. Are you feeling Are you fingering yourself just to fart? No, I'm just saying.

No, hold on. Is that tight? I got to grease my ass to fart. That's what I'm just saying. It's an analogy. We know you said it. We know you said it. I don't even know what it means.

Is that an analogy? No, it's not. You're just describing what you need. So you grease your ass just a fart? I'm just saying that's how tight my shit. You don't got to make any excuses. We're your boys, man. If you want to grease your ass for whatever reason

that is your business, I am not a cake chain. Okay, I think whatever people do in the bedroom is their business. If you want to get eight out, fine. If you want a girl to put a finger back then, fine. If you want to grease your ass for whatever reason, fine. What do you always say? Put the asshole.

You don't practice bad habits, right? Oh. So you can't. Remember Vaseline, put your ass on front of air conditioner? Remember you used to always say he would do that? No. No, it's icy hot. Is that?

Are you greasing your ass like that? No way. I didn't put ice hot in my ass. It's just. I just said it. Just like, that's how tight my ass is. It's like nothing that was been in and out, but shit. You are turning on some men right now.

There are some men out there right now that are so turned on. They've been waiting to hear that. Unless you actually go out your way. They've been watching this podcast like, Waxel like he got a tight butthole. Now it has been confirmed. Why would they want that? There's going to be a whole redid thread about how tight your butthole possibly is. Okay?

I don't know why. Jesus Christ. What's tighter whacked his butthole or his pants he wears every week. Jesus Christ. So you can't take these shit off. Good. That is interesting, though,

bragging about how tight your butthole is. Word. Bragging about how tight your butthole is, you think as a straight dude it makes you more straight, but it probably turns on the gay dudes. I guess, yeah. Because women brag about how tight they're poop-boom is.

And we're like, oh, God, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So you're out here kind of flirting after you said you like to get eight out. Like I said, I never went out my way to, like, bend over and never went out my way to do something, so I never got ate out. If it accidentally happened, I was home and I seen, I played the food there,

I might have ate the food that was there. You got to eat out. This sounds like a, there's a young lady that, never mind. Come on. No. Remember when that girl showed me that picture of you? I know there's a lot. And you was down there.

It was going. I'm just saying, you was down there with the hat on backwards. You know what I'm saying? And you was lying to me about how you didn't munch And she showed me you munching There's a picture Yes, and he was like, I just gave it a couple of licks Same difference

Same way that woman can claim Same way that woman can claim you ate her out You got eight out, bro She never told him that We never even had camera phones back then If it was, it was a Polaroid picture You think I'm really like her Polaroid me like this It's like ching-ching and the thing come all out

If she tell this story on her podcast If she told this story on her podcast, she still got that picture, bro. She still got the picture? She still got that picture. What's the podcast? I want to say. Does it rhyme with ram-wam? What's it?

Call-up, call-up, call-up, call-a, call-a, caller, caller, caller, caller, caller. Call-a, caller, call her, call her, call it, call her, call it. Try, there's something good around this so he don't cut it. Look at the time. Can we talk about it? Can we talk about how amazing this Drake rollout is? Yeah, let's do it. Not just Drake, though.

What? Kanye's rollout was amazing too, though. No, y'all are bugging. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why Kanye's rollout was amazing. No way. Snoose fast. I'll tell you why.

By the way, before we get talking about the album, let's just talk about Kanye's rollout. And I said this before. The rollout was incredible for a few reasons. Number one, it was named after his mom. Right? So if you're putting out an album as an honor of your mother who's deceased, your mother, even if she was a loved,

live, you know, you would want to, you want to be the best he could be musically and you want to raise the most aware and the surround it is possible, right? He did that. He did those two listening parties at the Mercedes Ben Stadium in Atlanta. Why is that significant? Because he was born in Atlanta, right? Then he did one in Chicago. Why is that significant?

Because he was raised in Chicago, you know what I mean? And he built his mom's childhood home in Chicago. Those listening sessions alone built so much anticipation for the Donda album. because this album was not in the conversation for anticipated albums of the year, bro. And now for the past three weeks, we've been talking about it in reference to CLB, which has absolutely been one of the most anticipated albums

for the past couple of years. So Kanye, with his rollout, doing those listening sessions, put himself in that conversation. And I mean, damn, even though I think the album is lackluster, he's about to, what, do $350,000 this week, and he's breaking all type of screaming records and everything else.

So that shit worked. Rollouts matter. I'm just happy that rollouts are back. Jay Cole had a nice little rollout early this year, but what Drake and Kanye are doing right now, I think it's incredible. I like, okay, so positives are, I like the fact that they found a way

to get people excited about a whole album. Yeah. I thought we were done with albums, right? And I thought it was just like, release a song every month for the whole year and just get people hyped about the song, just make it about the single, because that's what really is.

The fact that there was competition between Drake and Kanye, I thought that they were in cahoots because that really bolstered the interest. You got the audio? That really bolstered the interest in both of their albums because we're like,

okay, well now I'm going to compare one to the other. This is going to be fine. Now, I'm going to listen to Drake's, even if I don't like Drake, just to make sure as a Kanye fan that Kanye's who's better than Drake. So now you've got your haters

also listen to your music and vice versa, right? My only issue with the Kanye thing is like, for me, it lost momentum. It was like, keep on pushing it back. I was like, oh, after the first one, that's kind of cool. Second one, all right, less people were there.

Durban in Chicago, I was like, I don't even care if the album's out. And then I listened to it, and I was like, nah, this is kind of fine, maybe a couple songs. The streaming numbers are cool, but at the same time, like you can game streaming by doing more songs because it's just total streams, right? So it's like you put 26 songs, you essentially put out two albums. You divide his streams by two, and now it's just regular streaming numbers for an album. So there's ways to get around the system.

He definitely didn't lose momentum. though. I mean, Kanye literally owned the conversation for the past two weeks, from hip hop news to regular pop coaching news. The Chicago one was probably the most talked about. Not in my circles, I'll be honest. Because he bought out Marilyn Manson, because he bought out the

baby, you know what I mean? Like, it was just all of this different controversy. People didn't know whether he took Jay-Z off the album or not. My girl didn't even know he'd release an album. I'm just, and this is what happens when we're in our little ecosystems. Like, shit is so popular, right? Like, this is the little baby effect that we were talking about. Like, if you're a hip-hop fan, you

thing little baby's the biggest thing in the genre. But the casuals don't know who little baby is. Kanye's not casual though. No, no, no. Kanye's not. But like, my girl didn't even know he was dropping an album. So like, clearly it's not resonating out of a certain thing. What you were saying about like he built up,

he became one of the most, you know, coveted releases. Anticipated albums. It's like anytime Kanye drops his anticipated. Like I don't think he got to put himself in a conversation. Nah. Not like this. He drops a sneaker. He drops a sneaker. People go crazy. Like an album? But his last few albums haven't done that.

Ye didn't do that. Jesus' King didn't really do that. Even though, you know, I think both of them debuted at number one, they came and went. They were like farce, bro. You know what I mean? We don't know if this is going to leave. I bet I'm thinking CLB is going to come out and push this shit out of the fucking stratosphere.

Like, it depends on Drake. Bye. Depends on Drake. And I tell you why it depends on Drake because it depends on the music. I think the only reason Kanye's album now, even though people are still talking about it this week, the only reason it's lost momentum is because the conversation that shifted to the music is lackluster.

You know what I mean? What's the song? Like what's the one where you're like, oh my God, this is straight fire? My favorite song on the album is Jesus is Lord.

The version with the locks and J. Electronica. And it's actually 11 minutes long on the album. Oh, God. I just think for me, Kanye's album is, it's an hour and 48 minutes. It's too long.

And it's just lackluster. It lacks some seasoning. You know what Kanye's album reminds me of? It reminds me of like, you know those people that make those big cakes? Like, I could literally make a cake that looks like wax. And it'll be so detailed.

No taste. You know what I mean? It's just okay. Like you eat it and you're like, I mean, it looks good. The presentation was great. That's great. You know what I mean? The presentation looks great.

The presentation was great. But it's okay. It's just cool. It's just very lacklusted to me. You know, I'm not, I don't know. It's just Glasses Malone had a good point. Glasses Malone said like it doesn't have any culture to it. Like it's like it's no, it's no seasoning.

Who is he speaking to it? What is the ethos? What is the message? Like, yeah, like put it out for everybody, though. Like, again, I don't know what Drake's talking about, but like, I like the branding, certified lover boy. He is a bachelor, right? He's single.

He's out here in the world. Is he dating this girl? Is he dating that girl? What's going on? Like, calling yourself a certified lover boy, and you got, like, the art even leans into it. Like, oh, maybe it's pregnancy season. Some girls got to get knocked up or girls are going to get knocked up. Listen, it's like, there's a vibe.

There's an energy. There's a, there's a movement to the album. And to the Kanye thing, it was just like, I'm extravagant. Like, look how extravagant I can be with these things. Listen to me. Just listen to me. Listen to me. Like, what's the ethos?

What do you have to say? Like, I always think about it with, like, comedy, about with anything. Like, what is the messaging? What are you doing? Which is fine. You know what I mean? It's like for every platform. Yeah.

It's what you want to do. Yeah. And Drake, the album cover, that's genius. You know what I mean? And maybe we throw the word genius around. Yeah. And I thought the album was fine. But I'm going to tell you why I thought the cover was.

Yeah, why was it? Because Kanye didn't even have a cover. Kanye is just black. Right. It's just a black square. Yeah. So Drake's like, I'm going to just give you all these 13 emojis. We don't know what that shit mean.

You know what I mean? Like, and it's almost like, it reminds me of what he did with if you're reading this too late because you saw that cover and you're like, what is this basic ass shit? But then it became like an amazing meme all over social media because everybody used that font to say different things. And it seems like it's the same thing with this. Lord Knives used it. I saw Michelle Obama's, we all vote.

You know, team used it. Like I see different people using it. So it's just like that keeps the conversation going. It's just little things Drake is doing as. just like the billboards the billboards are amazing now the billboard is definitely a one up to Kanye and i tell you why Kanye got mad features on his album he ain't even let y'all perform it the listening part he's what the baby the baby did but it's like you know what i mean put the names on the songs he didn't even put the names on the song which is disrespectful like come on though

i would look you see i'm looking no i saw it on the album i'm like what's the features because i'm looking for the fabio one the the off the grid and i was like right which one is it that's right And, which was fire, his verse on that shit was fired. Oh, my God. Killed it. Fibio showed up. Rottie Ritch showed up. I mean, don't get me wrong.

His records on there I really like. Jay showed up, obviously. Jay showed up, obviously. It's like six, seven songs I really like. But, God damn, can you show your people that's featured more love yet? A little bit of love. Why is it always got to be about you? It's all about him.

But imagine this. So you said there's like six songs, right? Yeah. Imagine it was a 12 song album. That's what I did. Go. There's a great album inside that I went 48 minutes. But you want to gain.

You want to gain the streaming numbers so you could get those fucking accolades instead of put out the project that is absolutely fire. Matter of fact, I hope Drake shit is short. I hope Drake shit is like 12 songs. Everyone is just a fucking haymaker.

And that is going to be the biggest fuck you. Yeah. I mean, what did you do come out? Friday. The best day of year. Tonight. Actually, if we drop this podcast

at Thursday because Andrew didn't say too much wild shit. It'll be out by the time you hear this. But yeah, I mean, it really all boils down to the music because another thing that Drake did, that's super smart. Drake has been in competition with Drake for a long time. You know what I'm saying? Whenever guys like Kendrick them take a step back

and don't put out music, you know, Cole puts out music. But I think it's pretty safe to say, you know, it's back and forth for the past 10 years of who's one and two, Drake and Kendrick. I think it's safe to say that, right? In terms of like the best lyricists or like the most... I think all of it.

I think lyricists, impact, like, just who's... Nobody's even coming close to Drake. I'm sorry. We say that, but then we act like... You guys are so close, right? So you probably are judging different things, like, you know, bars, impact culturally, all that kind of stuff. Just from the outside, like, honestly, you can't put anybody in Drake's stratosphere.

And I'll tell you why, because whenever Kendrick drops... Beber, you could put Bieber there like that. Like, that's who you're comparing them to. Whenever Kendrick drops commercially and critically, He runs shit. Kendrick is on the front of the big magazines. Kendrick gets all the Grammys. Kendrick is fire.

Kendrick is like next level. It's unbelievable. Don't get me wrong. Big dog. He's unbelievable. And like true artists about it. Like you're looking at the guy like, wow, this guy really is obsessed with the art. It's really cool to see that, right?

Big dog. That being said, he's not penetrating the casuals in the way that Drake is. Like the white girls that are in their 20s are not fucking with Kendrick in the way that they're fucking with Drake. I don't know, bro. Kendrick shows be crazy. Kendrick shows literally be like very diverse crowds, just like Drake shows. I mean, yeah, all top rappers are diverse crowds.

Yeah, Kendrick a little. I think we don't give Kendrick enough credit because he's not on the scene as much. And I think he takes too many breaks. It's kind of like out of sight, out of mind. But when you think about when he's out, he shifts culture. Yeah.

Kendrick owns shit when he's out. Put it this way. It's like, like what's that, J.L. Balvin or whatever? Is that the name of the artist? Spanish. Spanish art. Jail Balvin. No, that's not his name.

J. Balvin? Jay Balvin. Jay Balvin. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Come on, bro. I'm not listening to music. My point is, like,

like, he's on a different level, right? Like, he's like, like, the way that his tickets were moving and all of those types of things, like, he's on like that super, super, super star status within that community, right? I feel like that's what Drake is doing. And I feel like there's probably another artist that exists within that kind of Spanish rap genre. who is...

Bad Bunny. Okay, so maybe Bad Bunny is the... I think Bad Bunny might be bigger, right? Yeah, because I don't even know the other guy. So then vice versa. I'm just trying to put it into another type of music where it's just like, Drake is... Drake is...

Listen, bro, Drake is huge. But all I'm saying is, there's nothing... There's nothing Kendrick... When Kendrick drops, there's nothing Drake is doing now that Kendrick won't be doing commercially. Like, literally, all the same late-night talk shows if they choose to, all the same magazine covers if they choose to, same type of venues

if they choose to. Kendrick is a big deal, bro. No, no, I'm not saying he's not. I'm just saying there are levels and I think that Drake is on another level. More consistent. That's all it is. He's more consistent musically,

but Kendrick got mad Grammys. Kendrick literally shifts culture when he comes out, not even just on some rap shit on some music shit. Right, right, right. I mean, listen, there's no doubt. I'm not saying. I'm curious what Kendrick would think. Like, I'm curious if we ask Kendrick

and we're like, hey, who do you just think is? He told you last week. Now, he said, I'm nicer. No, he said, I'm top five. And he said, matter of fact, I'm that guy. And then Baby Kim says, number two keeps texting my pitch. I don't even ask why. Keeps DM him up, bitch.

We know who the sniper is out here. Who's that? He's been doing everybody's girl. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? You think? So he's letting you know who he thinks is number two?

You know what I'm saying? He's letting you know who he thinks is number two? That's why I love that Drake called Jay Z, the goat. Yeah, but like, of course he is. but that's his way of saying, like, I'm not even competing with the Coles, the Kendricks, and them. Like, my guy is Jay-Z. He said that, though.

He said it was a song that I heard. But Kendrick is going, I'm better than that guy that people think might be better than me. Drake is going, I'm not even mentioning these motherfuckers. Like, I'm talking about legacy. Like, put me in the conversation with them. Yeah, Drake said that. He said, I forgot it's a song that was on one of the certified love boy leaks.

He said that he said, it's like me and then it's Jay. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know if I agree with that. Assessment. What did you think of that thing that leaked with Kanye talking about? It's reinforcing his certified. Love Boy's Daddy.

It's just great. Like, yo, Kim is out here fucking, I mean, Drake is out here fucking all Kim's friends. He lives. The greatest bachelor in the world, there's four blocks away from my wife. And he's out here fucking all her friends. And then it goes right into the music. You guys haven't heard this? I heard it.

Oh, my God. It's fucking wonderful. That's great. Drake is a wild. Wild boy. That's one thing. That's one thing I do appreciate. about Drake, he really is like a rap

superstar. But that's messaging like we were saying, that's like messaging, there's an ethos, there's a premise and it's driving it in and then you tap into that album, it's like an action movie. When you go listen to watch Fast and a Furious, you go, I know what I'm going here for. I'm going here for action. So when you go into that Kanye album, I didn't know as I was expecting. I hear some like hard bars, some street ship, but then there's no

curses, but then all of a sudden there's Jesus stuff. Like it's all over the place. There's some really terrible bars on that Kanye. Like what? That one where he goes, they say Adam couldn't have been black because Adam because black people don't give up their ribs ribs ribs

I'm like what the fuck and then you put the echo on it that shit was hard I tell you Kanye's mediocre rap we know that though I like that part I'm glad people are acknowledged

he may give music though the difference one thing I say about Drake too Drake is very smart because Drake took the conversation off it being Drake versus Drake because that's literally what people keep saying

we're waiting on like a a universal, undeniable, classic album from Drake. Like, at this point, Drake's only competing with himself, right? Right? To your point. Competing with himself and I guess the other legendary artists out there, right? But now, Drake can drop tomorrow. All CLB got to do at this point is be better than fucking Kanye's out.

And how do we define better? Is it more streams? Because Kanye put a whole encyclopedia of fucking songs on there. It's got to be music. We don't care about the streams. We know Drake going to kill it with that. Drake is going, whatever. what Kanye did, Drake's going to triple that.

But he might not, in total streams, if he puts out way less songs. Easily. I see. I don't know. Oh, no. You know what? You're right. By the way, I don't even know how that shit works no more because I was actually having a conversation with somebody about that this week. Because Kanye got, what, 28 songs on there, but them shit is like four minutes apiece. I thought people made shorter songs on purpose.

Which Drake could do. Drake could have an album that's 12 songs, but they're only like two minutes, 50 seconds. And then you replayed a bunch. You keep replaying that shit over and over. But Kanye got 26 songs, right? So if you listen to album all the way through, that's like listening to Drake's album twice if Drake got 13 songs on it. I don't know how that shit works, bro. But that's what they're doing, a game of the system.

So when you go, oh, the most streamed artist this year was Lil Baby or the most streamed artist this year was somebody else, you're like, oh, my God, I guess he's the most listened to. But then you realize he put out four albums. You're like, oh, if you divide that by four, maybe Justin Bieber is more. He only put out one album every two years. He's still got more streams. So there's ways to gain the system, and we've got to find new metrics to decide who's the

most popular. I think for this is just music. I think it's going to come down to people's ears. Like seriously, what was the better project? Yeah. Because that's what it really always boils down to. We're talking about music here. The reason we anticipate Kanye still all these years into the game

is because he literally gave us five classics back to back to back to back to back. What Kanye did with music is like what guys like Chappelle did with comedy. Yes. What Chris Rock did with comedy. No matter what they do. Chappelle can put five minutes on YouTube right now you're running to it. Yeah, yeah. Because of what he's done.

Yes, yes, yes. And it's the same thing with Drake. Same thing with Kanye. We're going to always check for them because of music. Same thing with a guy like Kendrick. It's about the music. Okay, so you know how they're saying that that might be the intro to the album. Kanye talking about how he's a certified lover, you know, he's the certified bachelor.

He's the best, whatever. Drake being the best bachelor in the world and lives down the street from his wife, etc. I don't think he starts the album with that. And if he does, I think that that's a mistake because it ties his album into Kanye, right? It makes the album a little bit about Kanye. It makes it about the competition. And now it's good, though, it's not about, it's good. it to drive initially, but then forever

it's set in stone, right? That this album is a fuck you to Kanye. Nah, the fuck you to Kanye can be a couple lines, one or two bars, et cetera. It's still got to be a Drake project about Drake being a certified lover boy, not a little petty beef with some person that you think that you're beyond. I think that would be a mistake if he did that.

I think that they both, you said that he thinks he's beyond. I don't know if he thinks he's beyond. I just think it's a, I mean, I'm just sitting back backseat driving here, but it just looks like they both are kind of envious of each other. Because I think Kanye wants what Drake has right now. Like Drake, you know, for the past 10 years, it's been that guy.

The way Kanye was that guy at one point. You know what I mean? But I think Kanye wants that, he wants that relevant culture musically. He's got it in other areas, but I still think he wants to be that guy musically. And I think Drake, maybe, in a lot of ways, still wants to have that artistic,

love that Kanye gets. You know what I mean? Because we can sit here and have conversations about Kanye having five certified classic albums. We know that. To me, college drop out, late registration, graduation, 808 and heartbreaks, my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. That first five is like certified.

With Drake, you know, you have discussions on, you know, does he have a classic? Doesn't he? You know, a lot of these younger kids, they say that they think so far gone as a classic. I would probably agree with that, you know, I hear if you're reading this is too late and take care. A lot of the younger generation says it's classic. You know, so I don't know.

I just think that they both have things that each other wants. You know what I mean? And I think they might see a lot of themselves and each other. Like Kanye is envious of Drake's like social ability. His ability to kind of like build friendships, communicate with people,

communicate with women, all his white friends, etc. And Drake might just be hurt because Kanye is like, I look up to you. Like, you was an inspiration for so long. Yeah. Why is, why is it this? Or maybe Drake is envious of Kanye's artistic ability with the production of the music.

Like, you know, Kanye's looked at as like a real innovator and artist musically. And maybe Drake isn't looked at as an innovator and artist musically as a rapper maybe. People still question it. That's what it is. They don't, we don't, even though you may say, yo, Kanye lost a step, whatever, whatever, we still don't question what he did. Is capable of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

People still question Drake, they question his pen because of the ghostwriting stuff, yada, yada, yada. Even though it shouldn't matter, he's-such a shame. Great performing. He's one of the greatest hip-hop artists to ever live. Yeah. And probably one of the greatest artists at this point. You know what I mean? I think so.

Yeah. I would, the 10-year run is unprecedented, you know? But I just think it's like... It's so hard for me to put a rapper in, like, the greatest musician or artist category because I'm saying... Not musician. Yeah. Well, maybe, well, Kanye does, he play, I don't, I guess production is. Production is music.

I'm just saying, like, I'm thinking of like a Michael Jackson, like dancing, like singing, like, just doing like a Chris Brown. I'm thinking like they're doing so many other things in the performance. And like, and a rap is bars and you got to make music that people feel and they relate to. But at the same time, like, I don't know. It's very rare air. Yeah. To be a rapper and get mentioned on that level.

It's very rare. It's very rare. It's very rare. Yeah. Like very rare. Because you're limited in what you could. do. Like, I'm comparing you to Mike. Mike is singing. Yeah.

So what is Drake dancing, entertainer Jackson? Say again? Drake was dance like Michael Jackson. He'd be the greatest ever, though. He'd be the greatest ever, though. He'd be the greatest ever. If Drake could dance like Michael Jackson, he's been holding it back the whole time, and then all the sudden dropped it on this album. But that's why Drake and Kanye,

to me, got to be in those conversations. Because they've always, like, they've always, like, bend into the genre of hip-hop. You know what I mean? They've always, like, stretched it. Like, they do things outside of, they take all of these hip-hop elements and they keep it so authentically hip-hop, but they do it in so many other genres of music, if that makes sense. Like, I mean, damn, Kanye had a number one gospel album. You know what I'm saying? Like, Drake does everything from dance hall, the R&B, to, you know, like, he's done a little bit of everything.

That's why you got some people like glasses will say he's pop. He won't even make hip-hop. But to me, I look at Drake, I've never looked at Drake and said, okay, he's not a rapper. I actually said I hate one of these things, but it's still hip-hop. I think pop is not a category. I think it's a level of success. That's all it is. Right?

Like, country could be pop. Yeah, like once you're in the pop genre, it's basically like, not who's the best artist, but who's the most successful. So it could be country with some Taylor Swift shit. It could be rap with Drake. It could be, I guess, R&B is what Bieber's doing. There was a pop sound at one point. From who?

Like, you know, all that. Oh, baby, baby, that shit. Alex was doing on stage. Yeah, the boy band, Britney Spins era. That was a sound. Yeah, that was good. It was a pop sound. Nah, you're right.

You know what I mean? But you're right, you're right, though. It was trash. It's almost better. Nah, no, no, no, no. That what? It's just slap. All that shit, man.

New kids on the block hanging tough, you know what I mean? At Britney's big shit. No, Britney did go hard. Oops I did it again. I'm not going to act like the pop shit didn't slap. Nah, Brittany went hard. Come on. One Direction.

Best song ever? One Direction. steal my girl, I sing out loud on the treadmill still. Yes, phenomenal. I was listening to, I was riding with my daughter taking her to Chile in practice

and I had her listening this old song by Black Men United called You Will Know because it's like one of, that's one of my favorite songs. And then, fucking, I listened to Olivia Rodriguez

because she likes her. Oh, yes. That's female school shooter music. That one song, Slaps, bro. What's that song called? You never have one yet, though.

She's singing about the guy going to therapy. Happy and healthy Good for you Yo, but how much of a hater is she? The guy has moved on, got a new girl, right? And then she's like, good for you. Oh, happy and healthy.

Oh, you went to therapy, how? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you in therapy. You feel better. Now she gets all the benefits. Like, she is a hate-hearted. That's women, though. Not just women, that's men, period.

Oh, you call them women now? No, no. That's all of us, because it's like, I introduce you. you did that and don't you forget it. You know what I mean? I made your life better. Why aren't you happy with this man's emotional growth?

Why can't he emotionally grow? He emotionally grew out of you. Because we're humans. But he liked you when he was in a toxic state and then he got better and realized he could do better. Right? Like he went beyond you. You helped clear his shit and then he realized why I'm not with this chick.

Let's move it on. That's why a lot of girls never want you to grow because they were like, man, he's growing and get better. He's going to leave me. Exactly. He got heels. Should have made him better. Go for you.

He got healed and he grew and he prayed for God to take negativity out of his life. And then God, yes. Good for you. You're happy and healthy. That's not me. What is it? Nothing you would ever ask.

Yo, this girl's a hater, bro. But I mean that sincerely with the female school shooter music. Like when dudes feel that way, they shoot up a school. but when girls are upset like this, they just make these amazing albums that we all listen to. That's the Adele shit too. Remember Adele got broken up with?

Adel shit slap. And they made a classic banger. Adele shit slap. What was the name of that song? What's the name of that? Good for you. Good for you. Amy Winehouse.

You're right. Yo, Amy Winehouse. I guess you moved on really easily. I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks. No, she got to be right to be mad. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world

and good for you. I guess that you'd be working on yourself. I guess that therapist I found for you. She really helped. Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl. That's your slap, bro. That's just worth it. And that's a pop song. That's your slap. That's your slap. He's a lead and it only took a couple weeks. Okay, Shala. Oh!

Oh! Hey! She really held. This shit hit right here. Well, good for you. You are happy and healthy. I mean, now let's do it all the last. Without me, baby.

That shit is happening. She said I wish that I could do that. I guess good for you. You know what's so dope about that record? What's that? What's so dope about that record? And she admits that she's still so heartbroken over that guy. Yeah, she's tight.

She's bad. You know why? Because you didn't really want to break up with him. No, she didn't. Here's the thing. He broke up with her. When you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours.

That wasn't yours, Olivia. It's really that. We always forget about that first part. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't come back to you, guess what? You let it go. Let it be gone.

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Killing. Man, it's been so much fun. We got to get you out to some shows, man. Yeah, but we got to include you guys in the antics. You know, we out here doing things a little bit different. I told you what I want to do. Just to be able to get me to Vegas because when I was to Vegas last time I had a problem, I want to be able to hold the tigers, man.

I got you, man. Oh, yeah, Tigers would be fire for Vase. We got to figure out what we're going to do for Vase. I mean, now that we know Wax Gris is his butthole, we got it. I'm sure you can have something else playing on Vegas. I'm just an analogy that went wrong. What is an acknowledgy?

I think we got to get Charlemagne singing Olivia Rodrigo, man. I got to learn the words. I'll tell you some, I'll kill that one direction best song ever, though. Destroy it. You heard it here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all heard it here.

Maybe it's the way she walks. That's all you get from now. It's different in the shower. You sound different in the shower, bro. Who does? Anybody. Yeah, it does sound different when you're in the headphones

you can't hear yourself. That I sound fire, bro. I'm amazing to say it. I'm like, why am I doing comedy? I need to be singing. When it's all right? You went to Paris for a little bit. I went to Paris for a little minute.

But then, yeah, we're back this next weekend. We're OKC. Then we're going to Detroit, Milwaukee. This weekend, Labor Day weekend. Is it Labor Day weekend this weekend? Yeah. I'm an OKC this weekend. And then the following weekend,

we're going to be in Detroit. We're going to be in Milwaukee. Then we got San Diego for two shows. and then we're filming the special out there in Austin. That's what I'm going to. When is it what day to day? Austin's going to be Sunday and Monday. I think it's September 19th and 20th or 20 and 21st.

Yeah. But not Vegas is going to be dope too. I'm excited about all this shit, man. So it's going to be great. But Theandrewshows.com, we added more shows. We added another one in Chicago. We added another one in San Francisco. Those tickets are going fast.

Make sure you get on them shits. And again, get on them now. I keep telling people, get on them now. They wait. Then the week of, and there's no tickets left. Hey, how do I get in? And now you're buying the tickets on resale for fucking $500,000.

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We out here, bro. We're out here. We're just trying to have fun with it, man. You all having fun. You're doing it like a rock star. That's what I like, the same thing I was talking about Drake. It's like, yo, Drake looks like a rap star. If you're going to do it, man, do it like a rock star.

Like the first big comedian I ever saw was Eddie Murphy. Exactly. That's been the bar for me. Exactly. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like rock starred out. That's why I like what Kev was doing.

I don't give a fuck. How you feel about Kevin is a comedian? You can't sit here and act like Kevin's not a comedic rock star. He owns that shit. I want to be. He's a superstar. I wanted to be the best. You got to have like a sex tape or like a disease like herpes or something.

Yeah, yeah. Well, the tour just started. Give us some time. Okay. That's that new way. No, but that's it. It's like anytime I want to do anything like in my genre, like I want to be the best and I want to be different and I want to like change the way that other people do it after the fact. So it's like when you get into these bigger fucking venues, bro, like,

It's it's it's it's got to change the show's got evolved the show's got to grow to fit to the space like you're performing for thousands of people It's got to be a night out. It's more than it's more than for them, right? It's like they got a fucking babysitter like they put their kids somewhere, you know what I mean? They got an Uber like they're spending all this money to come out. It's got to be The greatest show they've ever seen say what? They argue with each other. They need somebody to make them laugh. Exactly man. So I'm watching it bro. I you know I think I'm not one of those people who you know take for granted that like your friends are like. literal legends in the making. You know what I'm saying? Like, I watch it and I'm like, this is great. Yeah, bro, like culture is shifting.

And like, you know, what you're witnessing now is 10 years from now, you're going to go back and look and be like, I remember when that shit started. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, I remember. And it's real, that shit is really happening right now.

People are paying attention. Like, you know, you've been looking at us one way for a long time. But shit is shifting. And you're going to. In 10 years, it's going to be a whole different conversation and you're going to be like, oh. I'm telling you. Yeah, that's the way you judge it.

It's like, what? No, I'm saying, if people say I should have got pregnant. I don't know what's going on. I don't know, bro. You got any dutching office? Yes. Now we know why he's greasing that butthole. I want to get a baby out.

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Yeah. Friday night, September 17th. The God's Honest Truth. You know, I saw West 42nd Street, um, Instagram,

you know, post that, you know, That's, you know, the Daily Show's moved out. So the Daily Show's moved from that space after 25 years. And, you know, they got, I'm up there now. You know what I'm saying? So, like, that's, the energy in that building is crazy.

Is that your set? That's what, that's my office. The office set, everything. Oh, really? Yeah, it's crazy because the energy in there is like, man, you think that's what John Stewart was, you know what I mean? That's what Kobe was, you know? That's what Trevor Noah has been all these years.

And it's like, yo, the Daily Show literally has been there for 25 years. So it's just like a lot of good talk show energy on that building, you know? And, you know, they, they, you know, just to see my face up there, it's like, whoa, you know what I'm saying? Are you feeling good about the show? I feel phenomenal about the show. Yeah. Yeah. I feel, I feel like we really cooking up something really, really dope.

Yeah. You know what I mean? As it goes back to what I was saying, it's just like, you know, you got to pay attention to when culture is shifting. You know? Yeah. But I can't, I mean, like I said, you've got to, you have to see it. I'm excited, man. I'm excited for you to restore my faith in confidence.

Comedy Central. I believe in Charlemagne. But that's the beauty of it, right? I believe in Chris McCarthy. Chris is the guy. Chris is the man, man. And Chris does not get in the way of the creatives. You know what I'm saying?

Especially when the creators have proven themselves. You know what I'm saying? And it's just like to be in a situation where like I've been able to assemble my own team. I mean from every aspect. You know what I mean? From showrunner, the PA's everybody. You know what I mean?

Like to be able to build your own team and have your own team. tribe in the building and just creating this beautiful energy. It's just like, man, I really, I really enjoyed the last couple of weeks just being in that building, being in the office. Just, yeah, I haven't felt like this in a long time about something. That's good, man. September 17th, 10 p.m. Comedy Central, the God's Honest Truth. We're watching.

We're all watching. Now, let's get back to the show. What we got? I don't know. Abortion? That is crazy, though. What is the rule? I don't know what the rule is.

The rule is that you, let me read it verbatim. And the Supreme Court just said, fuck it today. What do you mean? They voted to uphold it. Wow. Yeah, hold on. But what is the rule? Let me read it.

Let me read it verbatim because I don't know. Let me see. That's kind of technical. Oh. Six week abortion ban. Yeah. Six weeks. The law is one of the strictest in the nation and bans abortion before many people know they

are pregnant. The law allows private citizens to bring civil suits. against anyone who assist a pregnant person seeking an abortion and violation of the ban. In an unsigned opinion, the majority wrote that while the clinics had raised serious questions regarding the constitutionality of the Texas law, they had not met a burden that would allow the court to block it at this time due to the complex and novel procedural information. I mean, I don't see how that's constitutional at all. Like, how do you tell a person that they cannot get an abortion?

watching after six weeks and there's no exceptions to that rule. Nothing. So why this is tricky is that... It should be some exceptions, I believe. What's that? It should definitely be some exceptions. Yeah. They don't even have rape or...

That's what I'm saying. Rape, incest, none of that. Like, huh? The only exception is if the pregnant mother's life is at risk. That's the only... Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Because some women can die during childbirth.

And how do you bring a civil suit against any provider accused of violating the ban and anybody who assist? Assist is crazy. Like the Uber? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And the reason this is tricky, man, because that already lets you know that they about to get rid of Roe versus weight. You think? Easily. Like, why would a Supreme Court even uphold something so unconstitutional? You know, it's interesting. It's like I asked a woman who was like an abortion extremist

about or anti-abortion extremists about the rape and incest exceptions. And what she said the argument was is that it's not the baby's fault. That was, that was the, in other words, like, so you're in her eyes killing the baby, but it's not the baby's fault that they were put there. So don't punish the baby for the rape or the incest, punish the rapist, punish the family member that, you know, committed the incest. Yeah, but you, like, it's all connected, right? Yes, of course.

I think we all understand that here, but that's the extremist. view on it. That's insane. Right. Yeah. That's like a psychological mind fuck. Yeah. For your whole life. Your whole life. Because it's like you love, of course you're going to love this being.

Yep. But then you've always got to think about how that happened. Yeah. Yeah. Like who wants to do, man? No, no. It's hard. Like, they love their wife, but they don't want to be married.

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. No. That's not what this is. I just talk the guys at bars. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Those guys you're talking to are probably all on the Supreme Court.

And that's why they held this stupid-ass law. And also the six weeks thing is tricky because You don't even know you're pregnant at six weeks. So yeah, so your period comes every 28 days or something like that, right? Ladies, it's on the lunar calendar, right? So it's like 28 days, but sometimes periods are late. Sometimes a girl could be a week late. Sometimes she could be two weeks late.

Like you never know, right? So this girl doesn't even know that she's pregnant. She's like, oh, my period's a little erratic or all my periods a little late. So she's not even taking the test to see, right? And if she's having casual sex with the person that she's with, to the boyfriend or girlfriend, it's very possible that she has no clue that she's pregnant and finds out two months later

and she doesn't even have the ability to get the abortion, man. I just don't know why it's more rules in place that you can't kill her fetus, but not for police to kill black people. Well, there are rules that say you can't kill black people. I can't tell. There are rules. You're not allowed to just kill people. Well, they work around them.

Yes, and why? Well, because people believe it's a life, man. they believe that. Well, if that's the case, get rid of the death penalty everywhere. Abolished your death penalty across the country. There should be no death penalty. The tricky thing with that is like the Bible says,

and you'll probably wear this, is like, thou shall not murder, but if a person murders, you can kill them. I don't know if the Bible says that. I don't know if the Bible says that. I have no idea.

But it does say that. No, it doesn't. I heard that one. I heard thou shall not murder, but if you don't say thou shalt shall not murder, but if you murder, the punishment for, the punishment for,

Well, that's not murder. That's all God's doing. Killing somebody who's committed a crime is not, you're not murdering them. You're killing them. Murder is taking someone's life. For no reason. For no reason. Yeah.

I'm just saying, even God knew like the punishment for. You got to help me and get that. Like you get at me. That's probably worse. What? Do you ask? I don't know. What?

What? Murder? I was saying something. Isn't it like, it doesn't say that in the Bible and my misquoting? I'm pretty sure. Like the punishment. What? That's a lot.

should not eat ass. I think it's saying like, imagine eating ass back then before toilet paper. You know what a brilliant is so great? We got all the access to look something up

and we're like, no, we're going to have the conversation. Why would we? We'd rather inform half a million people the wrong way. Yeah, listen, it said,

thou should not kill. So I don't know what you said, listen, if you kill somebody, I get to kill you, where the fuck is that at the Bible? Yo, can y'all look at what?

Can y'all look at what? Thou shall Bible. thou shalt Bible is wow that's the book of Kardashian thou shalt bifle thou shalt not kill thou shall not kill thou should not kill if you kill you we get to kill you okay here it goes what does the Bible say about punishment for murder beloved this is Romans 1219 beloved

never avenge yourselves but leave it to the wrath of God for it is written vengeance is mine I will repay, says the Lord. Genesis 9, 6. Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be. No, that this might be it. Yeah. Whoever sheds the blood of man.

By man, shall his blood be shed. But God made man in his own image. Exactly. In other words, here's an even better one. Lovicus 2417. Whoever takes the human life shall surely be put to death. So the death penalty is in the Bible, fam. Like, that's what it is.

It's something like that. You mean? It's close. I said, we kill them. Which one of y'all going to kill them? What do you mean? I'm saying, I mean, I know a lot of people doing it, but they're saying, like, which one of y'all going to actually do it? Like, he said, somebody's supposed to kill this person, which one are you going to do it?

The bad part about that, it only works in the law if, like, you're defending yourself. You know what I mean? Like, if somebody is trying to kill you, then I can. That's peace. Defest, you know. And maybe in some states, I don't even know what's like that in every state. God doesn't give you permission to do that. Defend yourself?

Defend yourself? It doesn't say that you're allowed to kill him. Have faith, bro. I'll defend you. But it doesn't say that. He also told you to be wise. And he told you faith without works this day. So you can have all the faith in the world.

You can have all the faith in the world, but that gun works. That gun works, bro. That's right. And I put the gun there for you to defend yourself. That's right. I'll be running. Hey, I'm either going to pull this gun out. And by the way, when you pull that gun out to defend yourself,

you're going to say, man, God, please. Let me get out of this situation a lot. You know what I mean? Even if you're running from somebody like, please, God, let me get out of this situation. You're the time to ask God to save me from these cops that's chasing me or somebody that was chasing me or something like that. You don't think you believe in God until you really something really happens. What? You're calling on God at the wrong times.

Yeah. God ain't had nothing to do with that. You ran from the cops because you was doing something you had no business doing. I'm done. So who going to help me? Not God. Not you. God going to let you.

I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. Wow. What you do to get in there? Didn't I got off that show of me right now. I got time for that shit. We're talking about how in it after I fucking get out. God told you to submit your will to me.

I am. All right. Nope. You submitted your will to the devil. And now the devil got you in this situation. I got them. I got to send me and had them fucking peanut butter and jelly dry ass sandwiches. That's submitting to the.

Is that what they give you in jail? Oh, baloney sandwiches. Is there any jail that has good food? Like, is there a jail that's like known for their cuisine? They said the fed is. Jail Baldwin. Dale Balvin got some fire. Some fire.

God damn. Well, jail break. Were you out of it? Rosecomboiled. There you go. I mean, I watched good fellas. I mean, I watched good fellas. I saw them up in.

there getting money. They was eating good. That's a movie. See, that's what I'm saying. That's the feds, though. That's what I'm saying. The feds might be a little bit better. I'm saying? I'm sure Bill Cosby's eating good. No. You don't think, you don't think. You sit there and get Bill some bad food, buddy, bugging. Well, he's out now. Now he's definitely eating good. I mean, you probably have people that was looking out for them. You know what I'm

saying, sneaking shit in them. But yeah, I mean, I can see that. I can see that happen. I can see that happening. Yeah. Yeah. What else we got? Oh, Joe Rogan got COVID, man. Damn. I holler him yesterday, man. He said he's doing good, though. Yeah, good. Did he really say he was taking the... Ivermectin, yeah. He was. I didn't... Taking all that shit. What's that?

But that is a drug that people are taking for COVID. People are blowing this out of proportion. They're like, oh, this is to get rid of horseworms. It's like, okay, maybe it is for that, but they're also using it for COVID. Like, he's not the only person that's using it. Are humans supposed to take it? Yeah, they're prescribing it to humans so they can get over COVID. Is that true? A hundred percent. Look it up right now.

What is this? Is Ivermectin a potential drug for... Or COVID. Nobody in this room can spell that. I can't. I can't. I don't even know what to be gazed. Let me try to do it.

What is it? Ivermectin. I know him. I know him. I know him. That's close. That was close, though. That's what I do.

M-E-C-T-I-N. Yeah, Ivermett. M-E-T-H-O-D what? What is it? M-E-T. I-V-R. This is wow. Hold, look.

What have you been Googling, Alice? That shit went from is Kanye. This is Taylor. Don't put this on me. Listen, that she said, is Kanye good in the hood? Then it said, is masturbation of sin? Let me see. Go back.

Go back. Delete the IVE. Go back. Now, look, is it a sin to fear of God? Is Kanye, listen, tell you. Look at Taylor. Look at Taylor's shit. Is Kanye Yeezy?

Right? Is Kanye from the hood? It's masturbation of sin in the Bible. It's hell in the Bible. It's Instagram down. Is it going to rain today? Is it going to rain today? going to rain the day NYC?

Is it going to rain the day Brooklyn? Really? Oh. I don't know. That's your sound very specific to you. That's not like your search. Why? That's the search for you.

That's what Google thinks you want to know. You know. I want you to keep typing what you type. You had interest in the Bible is wild. It's hell in the Bible. No, his masturbation is the best one. It's my. It's masturbation to sit in the Bible.

Fuck if masturbation is a sin. It's just a sin in the body. They got to tell me. That's the first one. Is Ivermectin used in humans? That's a fire name. I might start using that as my aliens. Is it approved for use in people.

First name, Iver last name, mectin. But only in case of very specific parasitic disease, he said. The product meant for animals have different ingredients and have a larger concentration of the active ingredient that could be dangerous to humans. So is it or not? I don't know. It is used for people. But he says dangerous for humans. All these drugs are dangerous for humans.

They give motherfuckers fentanyl. That kills mad humans, but they use it. What about the stuff that they gave me? Hey, I don't know about it. You might need a horse tranquilizer. You need a horse drug. They think they're going to give you Advil? You think that a little Avil is going to work for you.

Some fucking 14-year-old girl and you were going to take the same amount of Advil and it works the same? That's what I think about the vaccine. How about that? How about that? You'll give me the same vaccine they give you. They should give you more. You should get the booster. You should get three.

No, I'm not doing that. You should get three. You should get three. Yo, that is crazy that like two pills of Advil is the same for everybody. Like, unbelievable. How is that even possible? How do we decide? You're not even supposed to give Avville to kids.

Not kids, but still. Taylor and Waxe take the same amount of Advil? The Wax's point, that's the reason the vaccine hasn't been approved yet for kids five to 11 because they have to figure out the right dose of the vaccine. Not because kids don't get COVID and doesn't kill them. No kids died of COVID. Kids aren't dying of COVID. They got that shit.

They sneeze a couple times and fucking done. No, I don't think that's the kid. I think it's because you got to give kids the proper. No, it's kids immune system's already good. By the way, this is the brain of the podcast. We don't know nothing. They touch everything. All the things they tell them is not to do,

kids do that daily all day, already. So they can't even tell them not to do stuff. Just please, all you medical professionals, don't listen to this and get frustrated. Because we are not medical professionals. They are going to get frustrated. I saw something other day, man, and I had to send this to Duval because, you know,

I'd be just randomly online looking at shit. So I'm looking at First Coast News. And First Coast News is like an affiliate out of Jacksonville, right, the ABC and NBC. This is the headline. No, the FDA does not approve tobacco products. So I'm just reading, the food and drug administration approved COVID vaccine on Monday. Now, many

skeptics are saying the FDA also approved cigarettes, is that true, right? Prior to the FDA's recent vaccine, first all, the answer is no. But I'm just reading the article in randomly. Many are sharing the claim with social media, including Jacksonville rapper Little Duval. They're insinuating that the FDA's approval does not necessarily mean something is good for you.

never said this. He asked the question. Duval said, isn't cigarettes FDA approved? Now, he is a rapper, though. It was a leading question, right? Because he's asking, right? But cigarettes are not FDA approved. But all of these people, they're not. No, absolutely not. So Duvall is spreading misinformation? Duvall asked the question. Take the Instagram down. But everybody else was chiming in saying matter-of-factly that the FDA has approved cigarettes. No, tobacco products are not FDA approved. The administration monitors and regulates to sale and distribution of tobacco products,

but does not endorse the use of tobacco. Fuck all that. My point is, why is Duvall being cited as a news source? Because he's a news source. It's like, stop. He's a rapper. He's the most influential man in America, Doug. There was another one that they quoted us from the brain is.

I don't even remember if we said this. But it was about us spreading like back misinformation. about the vaccine basically saying like there's a microchip in it you said that i've never said that i don't even know i did i was being sarcastic nah you said that shit bro you said they're putting microchips in us this how they're gonna follow us you don't leave the house anyway why you care you know this is what's what that's a microse said and i just bought this two days ago imagine the poor guy in the government that got to follow you around just sitting in your fucking gazebo just hanging in your fucking pergola a whole time he's got really does nothing yeah no seriously i'm serious he's faithful to his wife he

Take the chip out, dog. It's boring. This guy does nothing. They think that you can be some superstar traveling all around the world, fucking models everywhere. He's literally, he's literally walking around his backyard barefoot hugging trees. He's talking real.

Like this shit is really real. Like he's in his backyard doing like these fire ceremonies. They're chanting. You know what I mean? Like he's really doing this shit. He is who he says to you is. Yo, poor guy. What is actually fun though?

Like when you go home, what do you do this actually fun? Nothing. That's back to work, right? Yeah. What the fuck? When you do a lot, not doing is fun. Nothing is amazing.

When you do nothing, doing something is exciting. I get it. Yes. I love doing nothing. When I get home, I ain't got to do nothing. I said, I had a great day. Yeah. I love doing nothing.

I got to sit back and chill out and smell. Pop edibles. Get in bed. You know what I mean? Oh, man. 9. If I'm in 8.30, oh, it's a rap. Oh, my gosh.

9. 9.20? You just look at your girl like, I hope she don't ask me to fuck. Don't say nothing. Don't try to fuck. I'm not there. I'm not there. That shit excites me.

You beat a bed 9, 20, and you wake up at like midnight and you got a pee. Then you look at your clock and realize, oh, my God, I got three, four more out. You're going to take that piss and slide back into bed. That piss and get back in the bed. How is it when you only got 20 minutes? You take the pitch, you got 20 minutes left. The worst. Snoose.

What worse. You snooze for like four times. I put the fucking alarms. I keep, go back to back. Yeah, run it. 8, 810, 820, 8.30. You don't even care if your girls sleeping still. You hate me.

Love it. Yeah. I don't even know what the moral of that story was. I mean, yeah. What else we got, man? Let's pay some bills. Let's pay these bills and come back and do asking me. All right, we got more.

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And y'all really confuse me with that shit because you complain about Kanye's album be an hour and 48 minutes. But you want us to talk for goddamn two hours? Why? I mean, you got a banger album. Even you got a banger album. You got to have a banger album, man.

Yeah, we got the fire, man. Oh, Tyrone Woodley and Jake Paul. I've been waiting to hear your take on this big showsy. I didn't see the fight. Jake Paul made himself the biggest opponent in boxing. No, not boxing. Opponent. Not boxing.

Not biggest fighter in boxing. Opponent. Yeah, anybody won them. In other words, no boxer can make more money fighting someone else than they can fighting Jake Paul. So, for example, name who Canello is going to fight to make more money than a fight against Jake Paul. Well, it depends, though, because Canello's, his price is already set.

Camello gets what, $20 million a fight, and he gets the back end of the pay-per-view? Exactly. So the back-end of the pay-per-view, name a bigger back-end of the-a-old. I mean, because he's Mexican, though. But he's not even doing that crazy numbers compared to this. What did Jake Paul and Woodley do? I don't know. This one right here, I think that the numbers came in.

They said fifth highest pay-per-view in history. Wow. So- Listen, I ordered it. I'm not going to lie. I ordered it. I like, how was the fight? I thought the fight. I mean, I thought it was decent.

I thought, here's the thing. Tyron is the thing. This is what I got from it. Jake Paul will get hurt against the real boxer. And that's what everybody got to keep in mind. He's four and oh, but he hasn't fought one person who's an actual boxer. He fought an NBA player.

He fought two MMA fighters, and he fought a YouTube star. If he gets in the ring with a real boxer, I'm talking about if he gets in the ring with somebody who's just a golden glove, they're going to hurt Jake Paul. And I think he knows that. And that's why I don't even know why.

Well, I thought this guy was going to get him. Here's the thing. He exposed him. figured out something and him and his team figured out something. I mean, the kid is fucking brilliant. If you don't think he's brilliant, then why don't you try to do what he's doing? Regardless if you like him or hate him, he understands how to monetize the hate. He knows that the whole world wants to see him get knocked out and he's going to take that

fucking shit to the bank. And you know who else did that Floyd Mayweather? Yeah, Floyd could fight. Floyd was the greatest fight. But what he's doing is what he figured out is something very interesting. He figured out that MMA guys are not as good at boxing as we thought. Was he surprised? But Tyrone Woodley's always been a good.

striker. He's been a good striker. And he still was able to outbox him pretty easily. Yeah, easily. So if he's able to outbox a guy who we think is a good striker has knocked people out with his striking before in MMA, then that puts him in position to have a huge money fight against a real boxer. Now, if he goes up against a Canello and Jake knows this, there's no chance. He'll die. Because boxing is a different sport than MMA. Don't do that, Jake. Like, even the way that you saw Tyrant fighting him, like Tyron. He was fighting like this kind of like. Well, he was very scared to engage and he was keeping tons of distance. Why is that? Because in MMA, if you get hit

once, you're going down. In boxing, you could take a hit. Yeah, if you're used to taking hits like that. And you'll trade. I think he got knocked out. Nah, no, no. And he beat him easy. Like, Jake outbox him. Jake was hitting him with combos. Tyrant throw one punch. He did, bro. Like, don't.

You're capping. You are capping right now. Not one thing I saw with Jake. Not one thing or so. Wait, you really thought Tyron won? No, I don't think he won. But I don't think nobody won. All I got from it was literally this. Cap.

Like, this right here was bad. All I got from it is if Jake fights a real boxer, he's done for it. Sure, sure. But he only needs to fight one real boxer and then retire. Like, in my mind, if I'm Jake, right, what I'm doing is I'm working towards the $100 million payday. And he might have made this with the pay-per-view, right? If this fifth highest in history, this fight right here, he'll clear $100 million with the pay-per-view. But if I'm Jake, my trajectory is this.

I'm going, let me build up enough. interest where people want to see me fight either Connor or Conello. No. And then wait for it. Wait for it. They want to see me fight Connor or Conello. I get $100 million fighting Connor or Conello. They could beat my ass, right?

And now I don't even think Connor could beat him. I'll be honest. I think he beats Connor. I don't think he beats him. I don't think he beats him. He's too small. Connor had power at 145. No power at 155.

Way less than 170. Damn. Jake is 190 pounds. Here's the thing, right? 190 pounds. You know what Bill's anticipation for the Connor fight? This fight? Because Woodley.

was an MMA guy and Woodley handled him so now you're like Connor probably could have a chance to beat him I still think kind of beats him the people that Jake calling out like Giovante Davis leave that alone Jake Javentis will hurt you badly

badly he weighs 130 pounds he'll destroy him there's that well Javentai Davis got real knockout power bro at 130 does he have it against a guy who's 190 yes you know why can he sit down on his punches at 190 yes you know why

did we learn anything from Logan Paul versus Mayweather those punches don't see sting the same at 200 pounds. But Mayweather is 40-something years old, too. Still. Like, Giovante, and by the way, Mayweather's never been a knockout artist. Javante knows what it hit you to lay you to fuck out.

Mayweather's never been that. The fact that we're even having this discussion... He might be too small for one. The fact that we even having this discussion means that people are interested to see if it's possible. And Javante went up and waited his last fight. Sure. But here's the thing.

Javante got to get really close to hit Jake with this type of power. Really close. And is Jake going to let him get that close? Yes. I don't know. Jake don't have the skills to keep Giovante from getting next. We'll see.

We'll see. Here's the thing. I know that the guys got power, but people are having this discussion. They want to have the conversation. Javante Davis can't fight one other person that's going to make him more money than Jake Paul. That's my argument.

Canello cannot fight one other boxer is going to make him more money than if he fights Jake Paul. Jake Paul has made himself the best opponent for any boxer in the game right now. But payday. But here's the problem with that. That's all we talking about is professional sports. Here's the problem with a guy like Jake. And this is probably why he's talking about retiring.

Tyrone changed his mind on boxing. At the end of that fight, he was, Jake was like, I don't know what I'm going to do next. He already announced he back in the game. I thought he announced he said he was, I'm on retiring. Well, Sunday night, he looked kind of like, oh, man, I'm going to have to rethink this one. Because he said it, he was like, he was like, I'm only 23, man. I don't know what I want to do more than forward. All I'm simply saying is Jake Paul, you only get one of those.

Like, because whatever boxer fights him, if he's going to do. him dirty. So when you get laid out like a Nate Robertson, it's over for that. Now you've got to go back to YouTube, and it's fine because he made all his money. Because you made $250 million. And that's fine. If that's your thing. Yes, that's the thing. Who wouldn't who wouldn't fight one person that beats

them? Who wouldn't lose a fight for $200 million? You wouldn't lose a fight for $200 million? I don't know if Jake Paul's Eagle can handle that, shows. He is fine being hated. This guy does not care that the whole world wants to get knocked out. There's different between hated and defeated. Because these kids nowadays, they'll take the hate, but all willing to take the L's.

I'll be honest, if he takes an L, all of a sudden he becomes more likable. The narrative goes, watch, watch this. If he goes in there with a legit big-time boxer and then he gets knocked out, people will start going like this. They'll be, they'll go. At first they'll see this what happened and eventually a week will go by and they'll go, you know what? He actually went in there with that motherfucker.

I wouldn't go in there with Tyson. I wouldn't go in with those bad motherfuckers. That's what happens. Nah. Not for guys like that. We just don't live in that era. Like, it's, hey, we don't live in that era. Like, nobody gives Logan that.

Nobody's like, oh, Logan went in there with Floyd. Yeah, they did. The whole narrative is he lasted eight rounds with the greatest ever do it. The whole narrative. No, he should have knocked them out. It's too big. Stop it. Stop it.

Everybody's switching like, before he's going to get knocked out in the second round. Then he goes eight rounds. It's like, oh, you should have knocked him out. It's like, what is it? Y'all got to be consistent. Nobody gives me a pretty pussy no more, bro. I just don't think Jake Paul will never get that kind of credit, bro. Doesn't matter about credit.

He'll take it to the bank. They'll have a different type of credit. He'll be able to have $250 million fucking dollars if he fights Canello or Connor. And Connor, to be honest, needs that fight. Because Connor was, I mean, struggling. He's coming off the broken fucking ankle. Nobody cares about Connor.

Wow. $1 million. I mean, Connor, Connor is one of those guys who can still sell a fight because of his mouth. But at the end of the day, it's about talent, man. Like, listen, man, and it's so interesting that this is coming kind of full circle because it's the same thing with a Kanye, right? No amount of hype will make up for lacklust of product.

Period. You know what I mean? So, yeah, like you said, yeah, Kanye does 350,000 in album sales, but it's just like the album is weak. You know what I mean? That's the era I come from. If you Jake Paul and you're going in, you make $250 million cool, but if you really want to be taken as a serious boxer, then you've got to fight some real boxes and beat some real boxes. I disagree. I think that the fight game is different than art. Art is about the appreciation and the substance of the art. The fight game is about violence, either knocked out or or get knock someone out or get knocked out. But it depends when you knock out.

No, it doesn't. Clearly, if this is the fifth large, it ends up being the fifth largest pay-per-view in history. That's because of what he's built up on YouTube and social media. People are, you know, Jake Paul could do a surfing competition that people are tuning. Like, literally. He's a certain amount of people will,

but there's something about violence where we are just so excited by it and we're going to watch it. And he found a way to monetize that shit. And I'll be honest, he's monetizing it better than his brother because he's fine with people. people hating on him. Like, Logan is likable. You don't think Logan likes people hating on him? I think he's a hero more than he is a villain. And I think that Jake is a villain in a, he is able

to play the way. I do think Logan wants people to like him. I think Logan wants people to see him as like a good inspiration for what you could do. And he had to play the heel kind of in that Floyd fight because people want to see him get beat up. But in the future, I think he wants people to want him to win the boxing matches. But the way to make money in boxing as a YouTuber is to want the world to see you get knocked out. I'm watching a fight with a couple friends, right? And when he got hit that one time hard by Woodley, everybody got off the couch

all of a sudden they're like, yeah, get him, and I'm like, oh, the world wants to see this kid get hurt. I didn't want to see him lose because he's Jake Paul. I wanted to see him lose because Tyrone Woodley's black. I'm like, I don't want to see him knock out Tyrone Woodley the way he did in A. Robbins. Yeah, I really, I'm like,

you know, come on Tyrone. And the fact that Tyrone is actually a skilled combat artist. He may not be skilled in boxing per se, but I just wanted to see him like doing his thing. And I'm going to be honest with you. There is something to, I didn't know if Tyrone was holding back.

Or if there might be a little. He was scared to getting hit. Or there might be a little like, you know. Oh, stop it. Maybe. Maybe. What are you talking about he held back? They say he could have did him dirty.

But see, the only reason I pushed back on that. I did the same shit with Floyd. Floyd held him up. I didn't believe that. The only reason I pushed back on that a little bit. Find out where they said that. Reddit guaranteed both of them said that shit on this podcast.

I'm pissed off of me. Did he knock his ass out? I'm the one who said that he's supposed to knock Floyd out. I push back on that a little bit just because I feel like maybe Tyrone don't know how to close because he's not a boxing. Exactly. He's used to one hit. Then I grabbed him put you on the ground. He doesn't have the instincts for it.

That's right. If there's one thing that Jake Paul did for boxing, it's he got a brand new appreciation for the art form because for a while, I think we just started going, well, MMA will win in a street fight. and they're already just as good at boxing and they have all these other skills. But now we've learned that they're not. But he wasn't kicking his stuff, though. No, my point is, my point is he is exposed that the MMA guys, even the guys that have good knockout power

and have had success knocking people out in the MMA cage are not effective in a boxing match. And I think a lot of people thought they were. But 40% of their game is gone. But here, think about this, every fart, every fight starts on the feet. Every fart too. But like, every fight starts on the feet. So if you got a boxer versus an MMA guy,

for a second, it's going to be on the feet. So if one of them boxers lands a punch quick, we don't have to worry about all that, you jails. We don't have to worry about all that kicking shit. If I land this boxing punch, it might be night night for you. That's what Clarissa Shields did. And you know who else? When Rhonda Rossi fought Holly Holmes.

Holly could box. Holly was a boxing. So Holly was tagging her ass up. You couldn't do nothing with that. You know what I mean? Ronda trying to get in and grapple. Nah, baby. Back up.

Papap. Stay back there. You know? But, I mean, listen, I was entertained. You know, Jake Paul entertained me. I do. And I don't know why. I just like, I wanted to watch the fight.

Yep. I ordered Jake Paul and didn't order Pachial and that whoever he was fighting in Fugas. Now, Packeye had fought Earl's bench. Yes, I'm ordering. I was ordering it. I want to see Earl. Didn't care about Pacii out.

Didn't care. And I'm going to tell you the other thing they do. That's great. Sunday night. I'm at the crib. You're chilling. I'm not competing with nothing. It got to be earlier, though.

Brit make it at 8. Don't make it at 11. Like, yeah, just make the fight. The undercard. The undercar was fun. The undercar was good. From Cleveland, what's his name? Love.

Love. Montana Love. Yeah. What a knockoff, bro. That was a damn good fight. That was a great fight. And he got clipped a couple times. That kid got a chin, bro.

He got rocked a couple times. Stayed on his feet. Kept fighting, great movement. And then boom, beautiful uppercut. Yeah, dude. Get to watch TV. And Montana Love was an underdog. He was the underdog.

He was the underdog. Yeah, yeah. I love it. All right, let's do some asking idiots, guys. Taylor gang. Taylor, Taylor, gang. Yo, people are still on Clubhouse. How hilarious is that?

Really? People still on there? That's hysterical, be. I hated it because you always got to dress up before you, like, do something. People don't even see you, you still got to put a suit on? It's just kind of dumb. What? On Clubhouse.

How do you know they got a suit? I have no idea. You got to put, like, dress up. My shortie took me. You got to dress up to do that shit, so. I don't know. She said, I got to talk on Clubhouse. She got to dress.

I'm like, what the fuck is this type of shit? It's all audio, bro. Callagots used to doing some wild shit. Putting grease in your butthole. No, it's not. Fucking wearing suits on Clubhouse. It's audio. Yo, people do that shit.

You should hear the way they talk. It ain't mad because you talk over it. I'm like, yo, what the fuck? I've never been on Clubhouse in my life and I'm not going. I ain't never do that shit even. I heard her talking. She wanted me to get on it. I was like, man, I got time for this dumb ass.

Never getting on Clubhouse. I got to dress up to get on Clubhouse? No. You got to talk nice. What do you mean? Like you got to talk. Like this. Y'all still indulgent in this?

Yeah, still indulgent in putting on a suit for a fucking phone call? That's what we're still discussing. You dress up for a phone call. Come on, y'all. All right. Let's go. Ask an idiot. Let me see.

Can a fuck buddy turn into a husband? Taylor, you tell us. Whoa. Whoa. Oh. You know, Taylor got a new boo, right? I ain't got no goddamn. Boosie?

Boosie? Boosie was on Taylor's ass. Oh, man. Really? Oh, yeah, can we talk about the Boosey interview? Because that shit was hilarious. Boosey was on Taylor's ass. Toes, hair, everything.

Hey, pussy looked at Taylor. Boosy said, oh, you got a little punch. He said, I love a girl with a little punch. He said, ooh, you got that punch. Yeah, he was in love. How did you feel about that? Yeah. From there, though, from there, though.

Come here, Taylor. All the way, all the way. Busy definitely showed his, not just his age, but also where he came from when he was coming on me. What are you talking about? He liked big girls. Yeah. What happens? That punchline worked out well.

Come on, girl. What the fuck? He's from the south. He like all his thickness. what she was trying to say. Oh, he liked. He like collard greens and... Get back on the mic.

You said something different just now. You said he was coming on you. You did say it. That's exactly what you said. When he was coming on like... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coming on you. Wipe me down.

You said... Jesus Christ. Wipe you down, Taylor. What the fuck? You look at all the age because that... He wasn't nothing as fast. Taylor, please give Taylor, on Mike.

Yeah, talk on the Mike, Taylor. Yeah. What was the Boosie Blass like? I didn't go. I did not go to Boosie or anything else. Not the bash. To Boosie Blass. He,

right me down. He just made his girl name though because he wanted to be a gentleman. So he said my name is Terrence. Torrance. Torrance. Yeah. So you liked them?

No, I don't. Why not? He thinks I liked him. That's because I asked what he's. But why not? Are you serious? Taylor did two things. You all.

You all. Hold on. I do not know your type. You're like Boosy? You're from feeling your type is John. John's. You got a whole lot of Johns. You like Johns.

All right. How do you think? Two things that made me think you like Boossey. Two things. Okay, go. Number one. Flay but Flay. Taylor did the fake.

Like, save me, Yonk. She was like, tell him I'm your niece. I'm like, you grown. Yeah. Right? Huh? Who was my son. If it was Nila and Nila looked uncomfortable,

if you looked visibly uncomfortable. You did not look uncomfortable. You was all in his face with your hand on your hip. He told you you had a pudge. You opened your shirt more. You stuck your butt out. Yes, she did. Oh, she did.

Hold up. And then she hit him with this. She hit him with this. What's your sign? No, I don't know. Oh, my God. You didn't say, Taylor, you just admitted you. I know, but not how you say.

How did you ask them? That's flirting. I just said simply. I said, what's your sign? Come here, come on, come on. Oh, you saw her. Tell, no. She said.

I kind of rocked a little bit. That punch. He was right about that punch. Damn, damn. Lock the cradle, baby. I thought that was done. I thought I didn't came back. I just found.

I had turned around. What a hat! Me asking what your sign doesn't mean I'm interested. That's not what I was starting. Shit. Biggie Small said, what's your name? What's your sign?

Yeah, but I'm like, what's the song saying? I'm just asking you so I could understand. what your personality is. What's your sign? You want to know something about you? Oh my God. Did you ask him what his interests are?

No, I didn't. Who you roll with? What number to die? That's definitely funny. Why you hate us? Because you were flirting. Why don't you tell me before you got off the chair? The shit on was fun of you.

Hold on. You and your guy together and the girl asked your man what's his sign. That's not flirting. If a guy asked my girl what sign she is, bro. Oh, that's a fight. As long as he's Caucasian, bro, I knock that guy out. When you are a woman in a relationship or a man in a relationship

and another person ask you what they sign is, you say, my sign is stop, the one with eight goddamn sides to it. Okay, the red octagon. That didn't hit. No. The red octagon. I'm trying to figure it out. That didn't hit.

Who told you octagon? What was it? What was that Chris Rock? How do you learn octagon? Do you guys remember that shit? My sign is stop. No. My sign is with Tamika Mallory.

I don't know who the hell you, what you're talking about. No, I said my sign. My son is the dollar sign. Like if somebody asked your girl that, like, get my son, I'd knock you the fuck out. I would you ask my girl that shit? Yeah, you shouldn't be asking no girl. You don't ask nobody that shit.

What, do you want to know about the booth the interview? I'm just, I just, it was so funny, man. Like, I was watching just clips of it on, on social. And did you just ask me a question and then go on your phone? I'm listening, man. Yeah, this guy's the fucking work. So what's more funny? Being funny or, like, people telling the truth.

because people telling the truth is, like, hilarious. I think when, I think when, like, you exist in, like, a fraudulent, you know, environment and someone tells the truth around fraudulence is always funny. Which is the world. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's lying each other, right? Comics always say that shit, like, oh, well, people always say that about comics. It's like, yeah, but you actually tell the truth.

And it's like, how crazy is society that, like, if you just tell the truth, that's hilarious. All you need to do is just say things in the real. But I thought it was interesting to see because y'all brought Flay Monroe. Flame was already there. I was total coincidence. Flame was there because Flame was in town. Yeah, he was in town

because he was, she, damn. He, she was, she was, nay. Yeah, is that, well, flame called, flame. I'm just going to say flame. Because Flame, it confuses me with all the pronouns.

There's really a guy, though. Huh? It's really a guy. What do you mean? Flame is really a guy, though. Yes. That's what I figured. All right.

But Flame, flame. Titties look match. Titties look super match. Good rack, good rack. Flame was, she does have a good rock. Flame was there because Ida Roderiguez was filming her stand-up special that weekend. So Flame was there for that.

And he was just on this, she was on this schedule. It's flame's fault. Why? Because Flame presents and says he's she-wee. Yeah, that's amazing. And like, I'd be trying to just say flame in sentences. Yeah. Would you be like flame?

And then you'd be like, you just naturally, you know, say a pronoun. When he get upset of you? No, not at all. No, no, no, no. Yeah. I was like, no doubt, bro. She's very understanding about those things. I gave him some gummies.

So I was like, yo, bro, we got this. I'm not going to be like, hey, ma'am. I think you'll be upset if I call her ma'am. Yeah. You see anything? Just say flame. Just say flame. Thank you, Flame.

Okay, so then how did Boosie react? Was Boosie? Because Flame said Boosie is my type. Boosey was cool with it. What did he say? He just laughed. And he met Flame downstairs. He took a picture with Flame, whatever.

He was a whole way chilling talking. You know, listen, man, my whole take on, on that will always be, why do people care so much? about somebody's sexuality. That's all I be thinking. And the same thing with what they're doing in Texas. Why do you care what a woman does to her body? Like, why do you care who another man is sleeping with?

Why do we care? I hear straight men talk about, you know, who gay men are sleeping with more than I hear gay men talk about who they sleep with. Yeah. Yeah. You probably don't hang out with a lot of gay men, though. Yeah, me neither. Like, if you had like...

I wouldn't know. That's my point. Like, listen, when we're around each other, are we sitting around talking about who we sleep with? Yeah. Even in our wildest date? Yeah. We're married now so we don't.

We know who we're all sleeping with. We don't have far removed. We never used to share. My story is crazy. Look how long it's been for you. And I've been over two years. But we never used to share stories like that. Are you really going to do this?

Are you really going to do this, bro? We never do this. This guy sucks, bro. This guy sucks. Like, we didn't share stories about fucking. I could have sex in a fucking lie. Have the podcast talk about the girls wax fuck. But we didn't say their names.

Say what? We didn't say that name. Who didn't care? You're right. Nobody knew that name. You're right. You're right. You're right.

You never until you. Yo, last time I got this crazy blowjop. What was her name? Her name was her name. Her name was blowjob. Yeah. But usually it's not just on some like random. Here's the thing though.

Stop it. It was never on some like random like we just talking about sex capades. It was things around them. Like un-o-o-shout-town was a story. You know what I mean? But it was a story about. But it wasn't just about you just saying, Oh, you got hit something.

There was a whole. story around it. What was the story around it? I don't even remember. Exactly. I don't want to remember. Because I wouldn't, actually would not be used against me.

I don't know what the fuck that shit is even about. But same thing with wax. Wax had stories around this shit. It wasn't just like funny sex cafes. Yes. And dudes, gay dudes are dudes. So that's what they talk about too, bro.

Yeah. You all was at the gym and I saw some dude lifting weights and then. They talked to each other. Depends who the guy is, though. What? Because if it's a guy, I don't, I don't know. You don't think that's what they're talking about. They're talking about getting smashed.

No, because I think that a lot of gay men, I think a lot of gay men might be sleeping. I think a lot of gay men, especially gay men that are sleeping with dudes who don't want people to know their gay. Oh, like undercover? Yeah, they keep it to their self. Yeah, but gay guys are also sleeping with the dudes that are cool with it. Like, tons of that. They have a male sexuality. They want to get it off all the time.

And then there's other dudes who are like, I also feel that way. So naturally, they're going to get it on impop. And I think that you will sit there. be more happier because you know you're not supposed to be doing it so you just like oh I bust his ass you know what I'm saying like you have sex with girls man easy for us I really sex with sex well that's easy but I

pray little Nazex talks like that on his new album yeah I want little Nazex to talk just I want him to be like I want him to talk about dude's ass he busted I want him to talk about the way rappers have been talking about women forever yeah I want to see it

I really want little Nas X to remake Biggie Small's dreams of fucking R&B chick. Dreams of fucking hip-hop dick. I want him to push the, I want him to push the limit

on this shit. Because I love how uncomfortable he makes people, yo, that video, I think it was a video where he was like,

Power Bottom rapper a little Nazex. I'm like, man, talk that talk, Little Nasex. I don't even know there was a such thing

as Power Bottom. Yes you do. No, I knew Power Tops. Oh, Power Bottom. Throw it back. Come on. I didn't know you could be a bottle bottom. I didn't know.

Why not? I had no idea, bro. I heard of power tops. I'd never heard a power bottoms, bro. But that shit makes sense. So, wait, what's the opposite of a power top? Just like a weak top? A weak top?

You just stand on the wall. Was he that? Did you see? Back up the bank. What's a power? What's a weak bottle? I think a power bottle would make a weak top, right? A power bottle makes a weak top.

A power bottle makes a weak top. I'm taking that shit. Hell yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, shit. Screaming to the top. Hit it. Hit it.

Man, you can't hit it. Imagine a power bottom reaching back trying to make you hit that shit harder. You're like, fuck. You know what I'm saying? That's what makes you a power bottle. You know what I'm a weak top? A what? I'm a weak top.

No, but I'm starting to, I'm a weak bottom. I'm a weak bottom. I lay on my back. My girl's a power top, yo. I'm a weak bottom. I'm laying my back, okay, and ride that shit. Let's go. Boy, showtie out here.

It's always her go. It's hers, man. That's a very good point, Taylor. Some men are weak tops, even when women. I'm a weak bottom. If you get on there and you, you're 25 seconds or less, you're a weak top. Yeah. What are we doing?

Why are we doing this? I've been doing all this. What's all going on? How long are you really want to do this for? Yo, ladies. Don't you all got errands? Start calling men that ejaculate fast. A week top.

Week top. Yeah. Stop saying you got weak dick games. Like, bro, you're a weak top. I'm weak top. I'm weak top. I'm weak bottom. I'm weak verse.

Hey. I'm weak verse. By the way, I got home girls who tell me about dudes who got a little meat and they can't even hit it from the back. No. Yes. That's the thing. Taylor come in. Had this conversation.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What you mean? What you mean? Who told me? Hold on. I'm not saying who told me, but. Anybody y'all know?

Yes. Wait. Who got a small day? So listen. A guy's meat can be so small. the dick can't even hit it from the back right? Yeah, because especially if the girl has a big ass too. Yeah, but the pussy isn't in the ass.

It's below it. Yeah, so think about it. I am thinking about it. There's not. The pussy's underneath. Yeah, but think about it's not going to, if it's, like, for instance, my ass, yeah, yeah, a small dick is not going to be able to, like, penetrate it.

But if you bend over and you go into that position. It's not because it spends how rotunda ass is. How rotunda is. We top, bro. Call these guys weak tops. Yeah. You got to call them weak tops. I fuck with these weak tops, Taylor.

You know what I'm saying? You only fuck with one week tops? That's going to be the new slang for guys. A guy that got weak dick game, call them weak tops, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm a weak g-tops, bro. Week tops. Get on your back like a man.

It's 2021. We're about to be in 2022. On your back like a man, you know. Real men fuck on their back. Give the woman charge. I like the power bottom term, though. But if you're a power bottom and you, really taking that dick, you're actually bottomless.

Right? You know what I'm saying? Like a brunch. You know what I'm talking about? Treat that ass like brunch. Oh, man. Sooth all the power bottoms. We're giving you bars, little Nazex.

Yes, little Nazex, please. I can't wait to hit Montero. I hope you make everybody uncomfortable with that. When are we getting a little Nas X on the breakfast club, man? I have no idea. Does he want to come on? It is? I don't know.

I mean, he's always welcome. He's always welcome. Yawai R Rodriguez. Do y'all think music should be good in all mediums, like car, club, headphones, et cetera? That's a strange question because good music, and I get what you're saying, but good music is good in all mediums.

Yeah, but I hear what he's saying, like some shit just slaps at the club. Definitely does. Definitely does. Have sex with you, right? Definitely does. Right now we just playing Al Green right here. It's cool.

Not going to be a little uncomfortable. If we're smashing with your girls, that would be this time and place for everything. What's wrong with out green? Loving happiness is what's slap right now. Certain things you're going to put on with your girl. Yeah. And certain girls you're going to put on with your guys and certain things.

Like, y'all want to hear gospel music with me right now? Yeah. Why not? I can do gospel right now. Put it on. That's what I like to listen to. Tidal Mayan says, in order to be wise, do you first have to be a fool? Or can you learn from others and mistakes?

Great question. Both. Yeah, definitely both. Because smart people learn from their own mistakes. Wise people learn from the mistakes of others. But, I mean, it can be in either order. Like, you can, you can, a wise person still makes mistakes. I don't know why we act like wise people don't make mistakes.

This is true. We have to grow. That's the way to go. That's right. Mistakes never stop happening. You're always going to make mistakes. You're always going to get something wrong. Yes.

Never be well done unless you get in a frying pan. That's right. You got to go through some shit. And when you're in that frying pan, use that grease, that wax puts in the ass. You know what I'm saying? To really, really be well done. There's real shit, though. How you make a steak?

You want to well? done for you. You know what I'm saying? You got to go through mistakes. You got to go through the fire. You got to pain. I hear you. Yeah. All right. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is the last one. This is a good one. Lord 90's baby says if Jesus came back right now, what would be the one thing you did that might get you left behind? The one thing that we did to get us left behind. Oh, oh, because he's going to bring us all. Got you. The one thing that I did that would get me left behind. Yeah. Oh, wow.

That's a serious one, bro. That's not killed still. He's going through his list of sins. Yeah. Yeah, you're staying, bro. No, no, because I ask for forgiveness. Oh, no, I just got to ask for forgiveness. Yeah.

So nothing. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. I had sex with my wife before. That's probably the worst thing I did. Yeah. That's back way, way back in the day, too.

And I really don't do nothing to leave me. Violence counts. Yeah, right. You're right. I mean, truth. I mean, based off Lord's 90s question, Lord's 90s question, is like an insult to all religion,

especially Christianity, because, like, there should be nothing that gets me left behind because I should be able to repent, right? As long as you repent, that's the thing. We're all going to repent. Of course.

So I guess it's like not repenting off something that, you know how people would be all stubborn and like, no, I ain't asked forgiveness for that. No, fuck that. I meant to do it. I need to say that. Yeah, yeah. That probably would be the only thing.

The question should be is Jesus coming back. My answer would be no. You don't think so? Nah, why would he? I'm here. Huh? I'm here. What do you mean?

What do you mean? Why would he come back? I'm here. He at least coming to get me if y'all want to go. He is not coming back to get you. Why not? You're on your own. That's why I want to see.

But you think he's coming back in your lifetime? Why not? Jesus is not coming back, bro. Because first of all, that's number one. That's what I feel his presence all the time. Christ's consciousness is all around us. And he left us more than enough material to figure this out.

And we're still fucking up. By the way, what would Jesus' presence do right now? Do you really think that we? that we would be on one accord about that being Jesus. Think about the society we live in how we argue about every fucking thing. That ain't really, Jesus. If the man, please. That's just some shit.

There's some guy that they're trying to make us take the vaccine. You know what I mean? Jesus? Y'all really think. People didn't appreciate Jesus when he was here the first time. What would he have to do? Nothing. To convince you.

There's nothing Jesus. Water to wine? We've seen that. Turn me life skin. We see that now. If Jesus can turn me light skin We've seen doctors do that to Michael Jackson All right

David Blaine walks on water David Blaine walks on water There's nothing Jesus did in the Bible That would impress people In 2021 Wow God come up man I love Jesus

Jesus I love you Wear those sandals What about holes in his hands and feet You don't play with Jesus I still don't play with him No I'm saying would he have those Would he need to have the signs We don't know

I'm sure he got killed Christ's consciousness is real. I think if Jesus came back, it would be just like anything else. There would be people that believe and there would be people that don't believe. And the people that don't believe would be louder than the people that believe. I told about UFOs. You think everybody, we all see that. So you don't think anybody would be believing about the UFOs and not Jesus?

That's kind of wild. Everybody don't believe UFOs. But I'm saying if they see it, if they see Jesus. They still wouldn't believe it. The UFO could pop up in the sky right now. People would be like, that ain't no goddamn UFO. That's Elon Musk. That's a balloon.

That's Ida, bro. I'm telling you. Well, fuck them then. Humans are wild creatures, bro. We are wild boys and girls. Like, there's, yo, Jesus would have to do some real convincing. And I just don't think he would. That's why he's not coming back.

Jesus knows us better than we know ourselves. God knows us better than we know ourselves. Probably why he didn't come back yet. God like, God like, son, cool out. Yeah. All right. Don't waste your time. Cool out.

We're going to make something else. Let them have fun. You know what I mean? They're on their last season finale. I know you had a good time on that planet. You know what I mean? But they're on their season finale. Don't even worry about it.

That's not true. Taylor just said more people believe in you. Oh, way. That's absolutely not true. His name is. Taylor, there's this thing called Christianity. It's the biggest religion in the world. And I definitely believe in Jesus more than a hundred and a hundred million people.

Billion. If they came back, they will believe in UFO. Well, I probably believe in... Well, because U.S.4 is something we never seen before. You know what I'm saying? But we've never seen Jesus, but... But the thing if I still seen... If it was up to Jesus or like, which one is real,

I would say Jesus, because I'd be like, that's just a plane that they put together. I'm saying? That's a souped up airplane that they did in the... It's so many dope-ass planes out there? So Jesus walks in here, nice body, long hair, beautiful face. Right? He just walks in here.

He says, I'm Jesus. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, would you believe in here? No, I'm just saying. Would you believe him if he walked in it? If he's like, yo, I'm Jesus. I'm like, yo, show me something. Give me a million dollars right here on this table right here. Shut up.

I just want to, how else you want to know if it's help? Okay, I want Mark to walk in the studio next week and tell Waxxie's Jesus. Because I just described Mark. Yes, you do. How you know? What are you talking about? I just described Mark. Did I just describe Mark?

What do you say? And if he had a million dollars, you just believed it? Is Mark going to give me a million dollars? Jesus. So that's all it takes? No, it's not going to take more. I'm just saying after he do that, okay, after a million dollars, let's go do something else.

You know what I'm saying? Why Jesus got to do all that? Jesus? I'm Jesus. I don't have to prove to you. The son of God. Christ. Hold on.

So I'm going to feel an anointing going on them. It's going to be certain. It's going to be something. You know what's fucked up? Even if you tested him on a Bible, he wouldn't even know. because he ain't write it. I ain't right it. Yeah.

He's out here like, I heard that story about me. What is the Bidicke's 7-17? He'd be like, bro, I don't even know, man. But Jesus might read it and be like, this didn't happen. Nothing. This didn't happen.

Oh, yeah, John be lying. I told you. Yo, John been a liar. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Dave was out here smashing everything. Yo, Moses taking credit from my work. Moses ain't split no red seat. Like, you know what I'm up in sleep.

Like, come on, man. What if Judas was Jesus was Jesus' best friend on the Lord? What if Judah began A bad rap all these years? What if Judas was framed? Yo, it was Peter? It was Peter all the time. We don't know.

Yo, that's foul. I thought it was anyway. As always. First of all, praise us do to God. Thank you. In Jesus, we love you. In Jesus' name, we love you. But if you listen to this podcast,

you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you absolutely right. What if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit? You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast.

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