The Brilliant Idiots - Rum Topper
Episode Date: July 11, 2024This week Charlamagne The God and Andrew Schulz discuss their recent vacations and their happy places. They also touch on the recent Kendrick Lamar music video and the media's coverage of the presiden...tial debate. They discuss Gavin Newsom's potential run for president, the perception of politicians, the Supreme Court's role in protecting Trump, the fragility of democracy, Taylor Swift's feud with Scooter Braun, and the manipulation of narratives. They also touch on the importance of the upcoming election and the need for Democrats to take action. They also touch on the topics of cutting out toxic family members, the future of streamers, and the importance of finding one's passion. The hosts emphasize the need for dedication, innovation, and evolving with one's audience in order to succeed in the influencer space. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:24 Discussing Happy Places 02:19 Vacation Activities and Enjoying the Moment 03:42 Debating the Need for Activities on Vacation 05:08 Favorite Vacation Activities 06:26 Enjoying Nature and Relaxation 07:26 Planning for Retirement and Family Life 08:49 Providing a Peaceful Environment for Children 09:48 Potential Challenges of Living on an Island 10:44 Exploring Other Vacation Activities 13:07 Appreciating Nature and Simple Pleasures 17:17 Analyzing the Kendrick Lamar Music Video 19:30 Media Bias in Presidential Debate Coverage 42:00 Gavin Newsom's Potential Run for President and the Perception of Politicians 46:43 The Supreme Court's Role in Protecting Trump and the Fragility of Democracy 53:09 Taylor Swift's Feud with Scooter Braun and the Manipulation of Narratives 55:28 The Importance of the Upcoming Election and the Need for Democratic Action 01:52:39 Cutting Out Toxic Family Members 01:53:33 The Future of Streamers 01:54:03 Finding Passion and Dedication 01:56:19 The Importance of Evolving ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: Taylormadeitprod@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hesi!
Yo!
How was your week, man?
We took a week off the 4th of July.
What did you do?
Where did you go?
You was in the Hamptons.
It was lovely.
Had the boys out.
We had a great time.
Is that your happy place?
It's, I mean, yeah, it could be.
It could be.
You know, jury's still out.
really like it out there.
Okay.
I don't know if it impacts me the same way that Anguilla impacts you.
That is my absolute happy place, man.
I've been going to Anguilla for over 11 years now.
It looks great, bro.
Thank you, bro.
That melanin, that vitamin D.
The ultraviolet race from the sun, you fucking perverts.
I'm not saying nothing.
Why?
I didn't say anything.
That's the looks around the room.
That's what I thought you were talking about.
I thought you were the sun race.
I thought it was literally the sun is rejuvenated.
Yes, it did.
I feel good.
I feel rejuvenated.
Son and the father probably spit rosages down.
What?
Put the holy ghost in you.
Anguilla is my happy place, though, man.
I can't think of no place that brings me more peace.
Really?
No.
And you did almost nothing, meaning like.
It's the beauty of Anguilla.
Yeah.
And it's funny because, you know, Naila put together this little content piece,
which is actually, I really.
I really am old, bro.
Because she keep telling me like, yo, you know, content.
I'm like, yo, put your phone down.
I'm like, why?
And she's like, no, content, content, content.
And so I post this thing she made.
And it's literally people in my comments saying, okay content.
Okay, IG influencer.
I'm like, what the do?
Go read the comment.
Don't look.
Because you don't put out stuff like that.
You don't.
You said what?
You don't put out stuff like that.
I don't.
I mean, I'm even just.
join the moment. I don't be caring about that kind of shit. Well, that's why you have someone else
that does the content. First, good. Jessica Sheney, number one, give it up for my uncle in his
white linen lees your suit. Number two, clap for the ill content. He gives us love it. That's great.
Okay content. That's AJ Holiday. Ashley was there too. My girl Courtney, okay IG influencer.
You know what I'm saying? I'm like, she had to get the barefoot dude cutting the coconut. That was
Oh, that was amazing.
I drank that fresh off the tree.
You know what I'm saying?
By the way, this is what I love.
When they cut the coconut, they cut the coconut, and then you drink it, and then somebody goes, try to me.
Oh, you're so happy.
Look at you.
Somebody goes, try to meat.
Oh, yeah, you got to try to meet.
You got to try to coconut meat.
Cognolet is fantastic.
Cognolab meat is fire.
Oh, that's a beautiful.
I love Anguola, but to your point, it is an island that you go to if you want to do nothing.
Yes, it's not going to be full of activities.
You're not going to be, you're going to be relaxing at the beach.
What do y'all want to do on vacation, though?
That's what I'm saying?
Like, I don't get when people say there's nothing to do certain places.
What do you mean?
I need shit to do, I'll be honest.
But you, there's water activities.
You go swimming, like, there's lounges if you want to go hang out.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what is it y'all want to do?
I can't.
To the lit lounge.
Yeah.
Sluq to Sopi Beach.
Yeah.
You know, you go to the dayshacks during the day, like Blanchets and Gwyns.
Like, what do you want to do?
I went to Cabo with my wife, uh, uh,
This was,
forget how long ago, she was still pregnant.
And it was rough.
And Cabo is just this beautiful, stunningly beautiful place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we just did nothing but hang out and chill by the pool and the ocean.
And nothing else.
And then you're just like waiting for your next meal.
So you have somewhere to go.
And like my mind,
I literally had to just be drunk just so that I could just be calm in this place.
My brain isn't built for that.
I don't know what else y'all want.
I really don't.
There's plenty of packetball.
What do you call it?
Packet ball?
What's the shit?
Paddle.
Paddle ball.
Paddle ball.
Pottle ball.
Pickle ball.
They got plenty of those around Anguola.
They got the Anguilla Tennis Academy.
So it's a whole tennis academy.
They got a whole tennis academy.
They can go there and do your paddle ball and your pickle ball.
See, that's what I could do.
I could do what those guys do where they like, I like, I like playing paddle, but where dudes go golf.
So they'll go on vacation with their wives.
Their wives hit the pool.
And then they golf for, like,
like four or five hours.
See, I'm in the ocean guy for four or five hours.
Oh, I would surf.
Yeah, I'd surf.
That's what I do with my wife when I was in Costa Rica.
I was surf every morning and then the rest of the day, let's do whatever you want.
But I got my activity out.
But just to wake up and then go by the pool and then be like, all right, it's too early to start
drinking.
All right.
Who says you're on vacation?
You're waking up at like eight in the morning.
You can't start ripping at eight.
Mamosas.
It's all about what you're drinking.
That's a good point.
So you got your mimoses.
And then when you're on an island, rum punch.
Yeah.
B.C's with a rum topper.
You don't like B.B.C.
What's the BBC?
Bailie's banana and coconut.
So it's the Bailies cream with fresh bananas and coconut milk with a rum to
topper. Oh my God, and it's white and frothy.
Oh, incredible. By the way, shit.
I should have never talking about gay puns.
I know.
That's the problem.
Black people are always going to do something on 11.
we had the gay fun on around like nine
and then black people just done taking it to 20
to the point where I'm feeling uncomfortable with the gay shit
Slucter my guy, there was a guy I met from Houston, Texas
he was at Gwyn's reggae bar and grill
I love Gwens, salute to Gwyns, salute to Tapp,
the terrain, all of them over there
and I was at the bar
and he was telling me he came to Anguilla because of me
right? Because he heard me talking about it.
So he goes,
yo what you just ordered
I said a BBC with a rum topper
he goes
that's the gayest shit
I've ever heard you say
and I listen to
Bruton
so he was like
that and that was the gay
thing I've heard you say
a BBC with a rum
top of
nah
okay
nah
Saluta Anguolito though man
love it there
I love that you love it down
that is my happy place
I am absolutely when I retire
when I retire
that is where you're going to catch me 85, 90% of the time.
You think you live there?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I'm actively looking for property there now.
Is there like a certain time of year that it's the best to be there?
Is there ever like an inclement time of year?
I've only been two times a year.
I go every summer, you know, around my birthday.
Yeah.
For the last 11 years, I've gone literally every...
And it's not too hot?
Summer.
No, I spent every birthday there over the last 11 years.
Wow.
And then I go for, I've been for holidays.
So I've been for like Christmas and Christmas.
Christmas New Year's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I imagine in the winter.
It's amazing.
Winter's amazing.
Expensive.
Yeah.
That's what it's expensive in the winter.
Summer is actually their down year.
Their downtime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, for me, I, like I said, summer and winter.
I mean, it's 80 plus degrees there all the time, but you buy the ocean.
It's cool.
It's like, it's fantastic, man.
It's the greatest.
I love it.
It's my favorite place on our,
That's fire.
And I've been to quite a few different islands.
And I'm going to visit a couple of more, but I've been to them all.
So you really, when you retire, would move your whole family down there?
Absolutely.
I'd move them there now.
And then what about the kids?
And like...
I thought about this, right?
Yeah.
Great question.
Formative years, one through 18, what do you think is the most important things you can provide for your child?
Internet?
I think peace.
instability.
Yes.
And I think, you know, whatever foundational principles you instill in children are from
one to 18.
I feel like a place like Anguilla is a perfect place to do it.
And then if they want to go live wherever they want in the world, they can.
You know, because they've all, they've had both experiences, right?
They'd have young, young experiences here in, you know, New York, New Jersey.
And then you, you know, raise them on an island for the next however many years.
I don't think it will hurt anything at all.
Not at all.
I think the only thing that people would say would be like...
Schooling.
Well, again, I'm sure they have some amazing school there that, you know, all the people go to.
What are they teaching kids in grade school that they can't do it out?
Like, seriously.
So let's assume the schools are the same.
Okay.
What about, like, you know, your daughter is big into cheerleading?
What if, for example, there's something one of your daughters was really passionate about
that they didn't have
like an extended
She's 16.
She's going to...
I'm saying, what about your other dogs?
Like, what if, you know...
They're young.
So whatever they can get into,
they'll figure that out there.
And what if one of them loves ballet
and should they take ballet class?
They got that there.
What I'm saying is there's going to be a level
where they realize,
holy shit, this girl's really talented.
She needs to go to the mainland.
The flip side to it is...
Also, that's not just an iguilla thing.
Like, my wife...
grew up in Santa Barbara and she really wanted to do ballet and they just didn't have
sufficient ballet stuff in Santa Barbara so she had to go to a bigger city to know
you know after her dreams so that was that would be the only thing with children obviously like
their friend groups and that kind of stuff but i agree with you like it might even be safer for them
being that they're your kids to grow up in an environment where it was so communal that everybody
just treated them like they were normal yeah here i'm sure some of them get treated like charlemagne's
daughters, which is like a different burden.
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm, I don't know.
You're a famous person, man.
I never thought about it.
You don't think?
I honestly never thought about it.
I really, I'm not even joking.
I've never thought about it.
I don't know.
What?
I've never thought about that type of stuff.
I don't even want, I don't, I mean, I don't even present like that.
Like, I don't.
We're talking about what you do.
It's a, you know, they're related to somebody who is a lot of fame and influence.
I don't.
I don't, to be honest with you, I don't know.
I can't know.
I really don't.
have no idea. What you was going to say, Chris?
I was just going to say, I was in Antigua, to Andrew's point about limited resources in terms
of what the kids can grow into. And I was talking to a guy who had made a lot of money,
moved to Antigua and raised his kids there. And I kind of said the same thing, aren't you?
Concerned. Well, he said, well, I don't know if this is the case in Anguilla, but there's
great sailing in Antifa. And he's like, actually, all my kids took up sailing because that's what
they teach it. That's the sport at the school. Yeah, you end up doing what is around you.
Like, they all got sailing scholarships to Ivy League schools.
Oh, wow.
I was like, all right.
That's a good point.
Also, I mean, and this is like a really, there's always a way around everything.
For example, if your kid was really obsessed with a sport, they could go to boarding school during the year where they did that sport.
Yeah.
And then when they weren't at boarding school, just come live with you.
Yeah.
I think it's something too growing up in a place that has that level of peace.
I think I think we live in the United States.
not saying anxiety don't exist everywhere
because it does, but I do feel like we're in the
United States of anxiety. Yeah.
I think that there's so much fear mongering.
Their anxieties are real
in that like if a hurricane comes
some shit. Yeah.
Yeah.
But our anxiety is like...
Project 2025.
Yes.
I mean, I'm not saying that that's not a real thing.
Or like, what about the comments on the page?
The comments on Instagram? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Shit.
shit that don't even really ultimately
matter at the end of the day.
I don't know. But that's my happy
place. I hope everybody finds their happy place,
man. Most people I know
have a happy place. Like Duval is the Bahamas.
Seems like yours is the Hamptons.
I need some more time there. I really enjoy it.
I thought I'd never say this in my life.
But like, I enjoy being in a backyard
and just looking at fucking trees.
There you go. Listening to birds.
Listen to the fucking insects. You ready to start tree hugging.
Bro, I...
You almost gay with me.
You almost gay with me.
You're right there.
I sit under a tree.
And I sit on a tree with my daughter.
I just sit on my lap and I just
talk. It's a life, man. Ask her
questions. She don't answer. She throws up on my
wrist. Clean it up.
It's a beautiful moment.
It's the life. Like, what's better than that?
I'm telling you there's nothing better than that. The only
other place I love more than my backyard
is the beach. Straight up.
I love putting on the snorkel and looking under the
water and just looking at these fish
that are all of these different unique colors
and you don't even know what the fuck they're thinking.
They're not bothering you, you're not bothering them.
Like, think about how much people are.
I know what they're thinking.
What are they thinking?
He can swim?
When did they start swimming?
They can't see color though.
Holy shit.
I don't believe fish see color.
But they can sense danger.
You know what's so crazy about fish?
Why would God make them such?
pretty unique colors, but they can't see color.
They gotta see color, right?
Now, the predators can see color.
Just the predators?
Really?
Let me think about this.
I think fish can see.
I've seen some beautiful fish.
I was snorkeling, yo.
It was a colony of fish.
They were all zero-striped.
It was so beautiful.
Yeah, what would be the advantage of having those colors?
Like, maybe you fit.
God's just showing off.
Yeah, sometimes he does do that, right?
They're saying that fish do have some color awareness.
They have to.
I also don't know how you could determine that.
My, my, I don't know.
You know, don't you, yo, thank you, saying it.
Sometimes they say shit.
They'll say shit about dogs.
They're like, yeah, dogs are colorblind.
The fuck told you that.
Who told you that shit?
They're not colorblind.
No, they're not.
How would you know if they're colorblind or not?
Yeah, that wouldn't make no sense.
Like, why would God make every?
You would hold up different colors with food and they would have.
Yo, can I tell you something, Chris?
My podcast producer, right here, Miles,
for 23 years of his life, didn't even know he was colorblind.
Really?
What?
He's not a dog.
Miles can't see color?
No.
He can't see purpling.
He can see all the other color.
That's colorblind.
But only those two colors.
So Barney and sharks, he can't see?
No, it just blends in with.
This motherfucker has been color correct in our podcast for three years.
This blind motherfucker can't even call.
He don't even see.
Say again?
How do we know he's telling the truth?
Because we did a whole book where there's like a colorblind thing that we brought up
and had him try to say what the numbers and letters were.
It's a thing designed to see if you're colorblind.
And this motherfucker was guessing.
He was so insecure.
He started just saying.
He was like, Q, we're like, you fucking blind motherfucker.
So he can't see purple and gray?
He just doesn't see color.
So what does black and white movies look like to him?
I mean, it's still black and white.
He sees black and white.
That's not gray?
Different shades of gray.
So what about 50 shades?
Yeah, he don't see zero.
Damn.
Yeah.
What is it?
What's the color that...
Why are you not talking
into the microphone, Taylor?
Sorry.
What's the color that replaces
the gray?
He doesn't see it at all.
There's nothing replaces it.
But my point is, we just found that out
about him.
So there's no way...
I think dogs can see color.
What was he insecure about, though?
I think dogs can see colors.
What you mean?
Purple and gray?
Those aren't even colors you see off.
Yeah, but if you're doing the video
and editing video...
You need to see all the colors.
Also, it's not just purple and gray.
It was mad colors he couldn't see.
Oh, really?
We have video of it.
Nah.
That sounds like he said the N-word one time by accident.
He's trying to get out of it.
I don't see color.
I thought I was brown.
My name is Miles.
Like Morales.
I'm just saying.
I don't know, man.
But everybody find your happy place.
That's the moral of the story.
What else did we miss?
What did we miss?
All memes necessary.
Drake sad at Michael Rumen.
party.
This is why the internet is so fucked up.
He looks sad as fuck.
If he never has the Kendrick beef, nobody says this.
No, he will look.
Drake has had this face.
He looks super old right here, though.
He looks sad.
He doesn't.
Yes, he does.
Because he knows in other pictures and his eyes weren't slanting like that.
Who said?
He worked.
Who said, was it you out?
He looked the same to be.
He doesn't.
He looks so sad.
Somebody said this, but like, Kendrick,
He looked exhausted.
The video for They Not Like Us on July 4th.
Sure it did.
So he's at this party and everybody at the party is getting hit up.
Yo, you got to see the video.
But they're not like us.
So he walking out of party and everybody got their AirPods in looking at the fucking cell phones
watching the A minor line.
That could be part of it, but Drake is probably like this at every party he goes through now
because he's scared to death the DJ might just play it.
You know what I mean?
Every time, you know, sometimes you get a phone call,
you're like, y'all, I want you to come to this party
and you got to ask who all over there?
Drake got to be like, who DJ?
Yo, for real.
Wasn't he playing at his concert, though?
No, that was, that was fake.
Oh, my God.
See what I'm saying?
I didn't know if it was fake or not.
It seemed like something Drake would do, though.
No.
Yeah.
I don't know if Drake is sad or not,
but I know that the internet over-analyzes every single thing.
They project their emotions on everything.
It's like, no.
If he had won the beef, they'd be.
be like, damn, Drake cooling.
You see that?
Exactly.
Drake just out, vibe.
You're chilling.
You're not even drunk.
I saw him performing with little baby.
Bro, you know what they would have said?
I promise you.
If Drake won the beef, they would have said this.
Man, Drake don't want to be in that white guys party.
Right?
And they look at him.
You don't even want to be in this picture.
He's doing him a favor, right?
You saw what Absoul posted, right?
No.
Have Soul posted.
You know, AvSole is TDE all day.
Have Soul posted.
If Drake is the MC, I have
imagine he can be, redemption is not off the table.
Okay.
That's not okay.
What does that mean?
It means that it means that Kendrick still wants to beat him up.
Yep.
That is, this is, hey, let's gas him up to try to put something else out.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what that is.
Why would your man, I'm that type person.
I know instigation when I see instigation.
I know he did that on purpose.
Like, yo, won't you go, you know what you should go do?
Go clown Andrew Shultz real quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Just because I want to sit back and watch the fireworks.
But why is the, why does he say redemption is not past?
Wouldn't that mean apologize and we could be cool?
I was just taking it from the music because what he said in the first part,
he said if Drake is the MC, I imagine he can be.
This is all shape, by the way.
Oh, oh.
Absolutely.
Absul.
Oh, oh.
If he's an MC, I know he can be redemption.
That meaning if he puts out some real fire shit, that's right.
He might got it.
This is Absal.
You know what?
You know what this seems like to me?
Absole was in the studio.
And Kendrick probably let him hear what he got.
What he had come in case Drake wanted to do.
Drake, put out some fucking.
No, Drake, leave it alone.
No.
I'm saying put out some other, put out some K-pop.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is he not done yet?
Put that shit.
Run away from rap for the summer.
Put out gospel.
Gospel.
Think about how good God's playing work for Drake.
Yeah, but he's too Jewish to put that shit out right now.
He got to choose a side.
You can't be Jewish and do gospel music?
No.
But what's the Jewish equivalent of gospel?
Havine gila.
Haventigula.
Let's go.
Haventah Nogged summer.
You need to put out the Jewish folk music.
Hover to Gila summer.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Let's go.
We need a Haventigula summer.
Haventigler summer.
Draddle, Draddle remix.
Ooh, Drizzy Drado?
Drizzi Drado?
Drizzi Drado is fire.
Let's go.
What did you call?
What was it called?
Drado, Drado.
What's talking with Hazem.
Hava, Nagila.
Drizzi, Drado,
Hava, McGila, summer.
That's it.
Guaranteed victory.
Guarante victory.
Okay.
Summer's about to be over.
He didn't win it.
Someone's about to be over.
We just getting started, what you're saying?
I'm saying that.
He got to a labor day.
Nah.
You got to a labor day.
He's good.
I think, I think, he-
Still got two more months.
You stop trying to take away our summer, you know.
I think, take away your summer.
Yeah.
Why are you saying take away your summer?
Joe, Drake determines your summer?
You said summer's over.
I said summer's about me over where I'm not, though.
Summer's got to be over where he didn't.
How old?
What's going on in the world?
What is going on?
What is going on?
It's a kind of vacation.
No, let.
So now her summer's over.
Get your ass back in office.
No, look.
I'm saying.
No.
Summer is not over until September 22nd.
I'm saying, though, I'm saying.
Taylor, he should start it from the beginning.
You know that, right?
Yes, I'm saying that he said started from the beginning, though.
No, he got until September.
Let's go, Drake.
Drizzy Drayton.
Why are you rooting for him?
That's right he didn't invite it.
Why can't we root for him?
First of all, it's not rooting for him giving up strategy.
No, we're giving up strategy.
You just have a certain type of excitement.
I get excited over strategy.
I get excited over good marketing scheme.
I don't care who they're for.
Yeah.
We can't just analyze shit?
Exactly.
Why can we analyze?
I gave Kendrick a great marketing scheme months ago.
I wrote Kendrick's song.
And it looks like he's going in that direction.
I wrote the song.
I said I wanted a West Coast album from Kendrick Lamar.
There's a couple of things that I said.
Why do you think he took your advice?
Like he wasn't on it already.
I didn't say he did.
I'm just saying that these are the strategies that we discussed.
I said I wanted to see Kendrick assist
media personalities from LA.
Which he did with DJ Head.
Ed is having a great, great moment.
Huge.
Shout out DJ Head.
Kendrick Stimulus package.
Now, West Coast album.
And if you heard the beginning of the Not Like Us video,
that song sounds very West Coastist.
Yes, it does.
Sounds very West Coast just saying.
He's a fan, he's a fan, he's a fan.
You know what I mean?
Video was amazing.
I thoroughly enjoyed the video.
You don't like it?
You know all the stuff that's sitting in it?
You don't even know if all that stuff is in it.
You gotta stop believing everything online.
I thought it was over.
Yo, by the way, the internet makes everything better
because the internet comes up with their own conspiracy theories about things.
Yeah.
Pull it up.
And I want y'all, I wish you-
I probably don't know anything about it.
So this is like, take my opinion of the grandchild.
They don't know anything about it.
Yes, we do.
People just online saying things.
When I watch it, I really wanted to like it because I think that Kendrick has like,
Supreme
Artistry.
Like I listened to Lairis.
I'm like,
this guy's a fucking artist.
Holy shit.
But the video felt very overhanded.
It was like,
hide the Bible.
And then he hides the Bible.
Oh,
you mean like two directs?
Yeah,
there wasn't enough metaphor.
There wasn't enough analogy.
There wasn't enough distance.
There was a few.
For me,
when I saw a few of those in a row,
I was like,
oh, this is very.
There was a few.
I like the,
I mean,
the obvious is the A minor
when he plays hopscotch.
To me,
that's,
like,
those things are really obvious.
Yeah,
Yeah, I get what you said.
You don't need to be so obvious.
We already know what you mean and what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How would you want him to?
Just a celebration, celebration of Los Angeles.
Oh, it was definitely that, though.
Yeah, yeah.
But for me, that would have been.
Enough.
What would the line hide your Bible?
Yeah.
Say again?
For the line, hide your Bible.
Like, what would you want?
Well, I just wouldn't hide the Bible.
Like, for example, if I'm watching, like, the Biggie video, it's like,
she looks so good.
I suck on her daddy's dick.
I don't need Biggie to be like, oh, here's a daddy dick.
Wouldn't you be like, all, we get it?
The line is enough.
The line is enough.
I get what you're saying.
You know, I don't need the literal representation of the metaphor.
I guess for that part, I guess for that part, maybe somebody could have got beat up.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I like the part where, uh, where they got Drake from the guy, they got the guy dressed like Drake from the scary hours video.
And he's sneaking up behind Kendrick because Kendrick always says he sneak dissing.
And then he gets, he gets blown away.
I thought that was really cool.
That was dope.
I thought that was really cool.
I like that.
They did a historic.
They said that there's a historical meaning to the knock and them dancing.
Yeah, I saw the knock video.
Must it on the beat, ho.
This is a great record, man.
It's a fantastic.
This is a fantastic record.
Like, like, it...
They were saying online, they're like, he has a white jet.
He has a white suit on because he knew that Drake was going to the...
Michael Ruf is white party.
And y'all believe shit like that.
No.
I think something they know is silly, though.
This man, this man did this video how many months to go?
He just knew Drake was going to be at Microw's white part.
Like, why do y'all believe shit?
See, that was the ill part.
That part where he got blown away.
Yeah, I thought that was cool.
That was ill.
He did the push-up.
They said that he did 17, and I counted, and then stop because that's how long,
that's how old the girls are?
Yeah.
That don't make any sense.
What do you mean?
That makes zero sense.
And then they're saying that part is from Drake's video he has with someone's
little sister doing the same thing.
I like this part of the video, but it's just like, why is Kendrick the inmate?
Like, if you're rapping about all of these people being criminals, you shouldn't be the
inmate.
You should have...
This was too...
Either lookalikes.
Yeah, like getting the owls.
I didn't mind this, but they should have had something fall out of it.
Yeah.
Like, like...
Like a child.
Yeah, I'm no, seriously.
Yeah.
This is dope.
I like, listen, I enjoyed the video.
I don't...
They said that they had burglick.
spot, that part, Tams, business increased 40%.
Wow.
So I like stuff like this.
He's helping the economy of Los Angeles.
So the only thing I would say is what I've been saying,
I want to see Kendrick Lamar do a West Coast signing album.
Honestly, if I was PG-Lang, I would do a West Coast compilation album.
And all of those artists that he bought on stage,
like a lot of those new artists that people don't know,
I would mix them with some of the now generation of L.A.,
some of the OGs, and just put out a dope-ass-coast-coast-coast-Nob.
Now I'm executive produced by Kendrick and Dave Free.
That would be the move.
I mean, now's the time.
Now's the time.
I mean, that was a great move to get the Rosen in it.
Man, did you see the video of DeMard de Rosen saying how loyal he was to Drake, though?
Besides basketball, everything, just the reinsurance of, like, you know, that was my partner.
That was a friend of mine that was like, man, get away from everything.
know it's crazy. I couldn't even turn on TV that day. Phone was going crazy. I just went over
there and we sat and talked for hours. I think more than anything, just him being there for me
as a friend. Right. First and foremost, you know, and no matter what, you know, when it come to him,
he'll forever have a friend of me and loyalty out of me because, you know, he cared. Yeah, he was there for you
and he was there for me when when everything was just going crazy, you know, and kind of just
got me settled in a sense of like, you know,
we're going to get past it.
They don't even worry about it.
That shit.
The internet is a motherfucker.
The internet don't forget.
Gangtize is a motherfucker.
That's what it is.
What is gang ties?
Oh, oh, I get what you saying.
Yeah, I don't know what none of this means.
The whole shipping, uh...
Yeah, I don't get that.
I don't...
Um...
I think they just needed a location.
It's a dope location.
Mm-hmm.
Roll their ass up like a fresh bag of Zah!
Why do you guys say it like that?
Kendrick is, I was doing Kendrick voice.
And this was all the TDE.
I was doing Kendrick voice on, uh, all, all throughout, throughout fucking vacation.
That shit is just funny, man.
Roll it ass up like a fresh bag of Zah Certify, pedify.
Yeah, how he says pedophile, man, that goes.
I haven't heard nobody said that great.
Petify.
Certify, pedophile.
Certify, pedophile.
Certify, pedophile.
He's a pedify.
He's a pedify.
He's a pedophile.
That's it is sticky.
They said this is like part of, well, not this part, but...
When he did the...
Running around, like, it was like part of something in the story.
I forgot what it was.
You don't even know what's happening in the video.
Why can't we just enjoy the video?
I'm telling you what people are saying.
By the way, I want you all to know this about people, because I think this is something that we always forget.
Like that part is a certain type.
I love this part of this.
Yeah, this was the best part.
Because he had a white feeder on, y'all.
I know.
I knew you was going to say that.
Somebody said that to me in the fucking airport.
Let me ask y'all this one simple question.
If somebody accuses me of beating my wife,
why would I purposely intentionally put her in a wife beater?
Like, come on.
I want you all you use your head just a little bit, please.
The illest part of that was the fact that he was dancing with his family during the line
where he says the truth of the, what he said, the family matter and the truth of the matter,
I was sent here to show you God sent me to show you who's the liar.
It's like, yo, okay, you said I'm not with my family.
You said my family's broken up.
You said I'm never with my kids.
Bye, here we are.
Here we are.
Now we cripp walking on your grave or blood walking.
I don't know what kind of crepts.
Okay, you're doing some type of walk.
He's got to be crap.
I don't know.
I don't know.
His wife was doing some type of dance.
You know what I mean?
All you got to do is listen to the song.
It matches up when he says the truth to the matter.
What's the line?
It was God's plan to show us the lion.
Yes.
So I'm just showing you you lied about my whole family,
which he told him from the beginning.
He did.
Don't tell no lies on me and I won't tell no truth about you.
He did.
I love it.
It was great.
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
But what I was going to say about people is there's a whole YouTube economy
that monetizes videos like this.
And what I mean by it, they'll get online and just say anything.
You know, when he did this, it meant this.
And this symbolizes this.
And yada yada yada.
And everybody eats it up.
I got caught by that shit.
Would you watch?
I don't know.
I watched something.
Forget that we watched it on Flagrant.
And I thought it was real.
But they actually do it as a joke, I guess.
But I thought it was real.
So we've referenced it as if it was real.
So we got fucking caught.
Because you sit back and laugh at people.
Bar Wars or something like that.
Bar Wars.
I do think those have the shit that kind of do.
Or they say about kind of he just looks like.
I wasn't even thinking about that.
But I mean, that's it's.
I mean, that's sure.
That's what a liberal arts degree is at any school.
It's just reading books and adding meaning.
It's funny, though.
It's clever, I think.
It's doing something they make up.
I mean, but they make it up only because they're monetizing.
This is what you do.
Watch stuff about yourself.
That's when you realize.
Oh, the narratives are just making up shit.
I know.
Like, they literally just make an up shit.
Somebody sent me one about me two days ago.
I know.
I loved it, though.
What was it?
I like, because I don't know.
I like the ones.
No, you know what?
I like the ones.
that make me look like some.
It's like an evil genius.
Exactly.
You make me like some evil genius, diabolical mastermind.
And all these people are my puppet.
And I'm just making them do my bidding.
And I'm making them move this way and move that way
just to destroy them in their platform.
Oh, I love shit like that.
I literally saw it.
Somebody sent it to me and I was just like,
I didn't watch it, but I just saw the headline.
And I was like, they give me too much credit.
Yeah.
They just do.
Yeah, yeah.
They just do. But hey, if you want to make me out to be Magneto, cool.
You'll take it.
I'll take it. Why the fuck not? It's fun.
Yeah.
What else we got, Taylor? What else happened last week? What did we miss?
The debate?
The debate.
I feel like that shit in between.
You know what? You know what? I woke up every morning in Angola, and I worked out, and I would turn CNN on.
And it just boggles my.
mind how terrible left-wing media is.
Left-wing media does not, for the life of them, know how to create their own narratives.
It's like, okay, I get it.
Go, go, go.
President Biden sucked into the debate.
We knew he would.
We knew he would.
Who didn't see that coming?
We all knew he would.
But you spend, from the moment the debate went off.
from the moment the debate went off
till now, you've spent
a whole week talking about
how terrible Biden was
and should Biden drop out?
And can Biden beat Trump
in November?
I'm like, my God,
there was nothing.
You couldn't focus on none of Trump's lies.
I'm talking about if you,
because Fox don't do that.
Fox is going to focus on how bad Biden is
because they don't want Biden to win.
Shouldn't the left focus on
how bad Trump was?
shouldn't they focus on the fact that Trump lied over factually lied over 40 times
shouldn't they focus on that why for the life for me would you focus on president
Biden that the A story if I'm CNN or MSNBC would be how much Trump lied
the A the one A story would be that the one the one B story for me would be the Supreme
Court and everything that they've been doing for the simple fact Trump appointed three
of the judges. And the presidential
immunity thing directly protects
him. I'd be focusing on that.
And the fact that they also made it legal for
elected officials to take bribes.
I didn't know that. Yes.
Supreme Court. Those three
things would have been all out of being talking about this
week. Just to distract
from the fact Joe Biden was so bad.
Why would
they reinforce that narrative
if you're supposed to be?
Okay, let's think of a reason. Let's think of a reason.
We know the reason. Say it, Shost.
Because they don't want Biden.
Why don't they want Biden?
Because they don't think he can win.
But why don't they think he can win?
What would be the reason for these cable networks to push a negative Biden narrative?
So that someone steps in and takes over.
The guy who brings the ratings.
Oh.
The guy who brings the record.
So you're saying that CNN actually wants Trump to win because their ratings would be crazy.
I think majority of these networks want Trump to win.
I'm not saying that the people there, the personality,
that are on air want to Trump to win.
I think it's in these networks' best interests.
To have the interesting guy.
Yeah.
Either either.
Then they can spin narratives like we were just saying.
You just make up anything and then run with it.
Appease your audience.
Two storylines have worked.
Anything Trump works.
Yeah.
And anything negative against Democrats works.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just don't understand it.
I don't understand any other logical reason.
They did try to set a narrative immediately after.
Immediately.
No, no, the Dems did, which was Trump lied.
And yeah, Biden didn't do a good job, but at least he told the truth.
But they couldn't do it because of the media.
Like, I'm talking about soon as the debate was over, CNN was talking about how bad Biden was,
which we knew he would be.
And I must say this.
Yeah.
Because I did spike the football a little bit, you know, after the debate.
Because all of these questions that they've been asking all week, I've been asking for the past year.
I asked, is Biden
Harris a winnable ticket?
They come from my head.
I said on the Daily Show last December,
Biden's making the same mistake
that they made with RBG.
They should have told RBG to sit down
and they could have put somebody in the Supreme Court.
I said, I said Biden's not getting no younger.
Biden's not getting a new running mate.
He needs to do us the biggest favor before Christmas.
Give us the biggest Christmas gift.
Give America the biggest Christmas gift.
And step down.
These conversations have been happening.
David Axelrod has been happening, having them.
Ezra Klein wrote a whole article,
I think for the New York Times about it.
I've been saying it.
They gave us hell.
John Stewartman saying it.
They gave us hell for saying these things.
But now all week long,
they have in the exact same conversation,
exact same discussion.
You're too fucking late.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You're too fucking late.
Do you think they are?
Like, do you think there is enough time
for them to switch them out?
I mean, everything's so unprecedented nowadays.
I think there is time.
And who would it be?
It can't be Kamala.
He's the only logical choice
because that's what the money goes.
The money can't go to anybody else.
So the war chest they have
can't go to anyone else.
You don't think that all that money
can be reallocated to the...
No, they said it can't.
They said it can only go to the vice president.
It can only go to any...
It can only go to Carmel.
Well, I'm sure it can be like sent back
and then redirected or something like that.
I mean, you got all these donors now saying
they're not giving up no more money
until Biden's out of the way.
Well, that's what they'll have to do.
I mean, I think Biden is...
I'm sorry, I think Kamala is Biden's security.
Like, I think Kamala is so bad that that's the only reason we tolerate Biden.
Because the only person worse than Biden is Kamal.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's true.
Oh, dude, Charlotte.
She hasn't said anything coherent in three years.
If you think that fucking Biden sounds like an idiot.
No, Kamala don't sound like an idiot.
I can't get it.
I can't, I can't go that far.
Do I do I feel like she's disappeared?
Yes.
What is one thing she said that you were impressed by in her entire vice presidency?
One thing she said?
I think she gave a great speech this weekend at the Essence Festival.
I like the way that she stepped up for Black maternal health care.
I think that she's the person who has prosecuted the case against Donald Trump,
the best, way better than motherfucking President Biden has.
Just laying out the fat, like even when she was at Essence Festival this weekend,
she was talking about, you know, the Supreme Court and the presidential immunity that was granted.
Sadly, the press has not been covering it as much as they should in proportion to the seriousness of what just happened.
when the United States Supreme Court
essentially told this individual
who has been convicted of 34 felonings
that he will be in noon
from essentially the activity he has told us
he is prepared to engage in
if he gets back into the White House.
Understand what we all know.
In 122 days, we each have the power,
to decide what kind of country we want to live in, understand what we know.
When there has been a full on intentional attack against hard thought, hard won freedoms and rights,
when I talk about the family that raised me, yes, they took me in a stroller as they were marching
and shouting for justice, knowing that justice will not be achieved unless we are prepared to march and shout and fight for it.
And one of the ways we do that is through our vote.
And I'm sitting back saying to myself,
why haven't more people been talking about that?
Like, she is the person that should go out there right now
and talk about how illegitimate the Supreme Court motherfucking is.
Yeah.
How these motherfuckers are pure corruption.
I think she ought to say somebody can't put a sentence together
worse than Biden is saying a lot.
Not that she can't put a sentence together,
but she just never says anything.
I mean.
You got to be in preschool to put a sentence together worse than Biden.
Are you just learning words?
Yeah.
It's not the words as much as the numbers.
The numbers fuck him up, bro.
The number's fucking.
The second he says numbers, it's like, let's let the games begin.
I think right now, and listen, let's call it what it is.
Joe Biden, I've said it before.
Joe Biden wouldn't be president if it wasn't for all of the unfortunate events that happened in 2020.
I truly believe.
So COVID doesn't happen.
COVID.
George Floyd with all an unrest in the street.
The way people were afraid of Donald Trump
Even though Donald Trump had over 70 million people vote for him
There was people that were definitely afraid of a second Trump presidency
I think the same thing now
You put Kamala with a great you know VP the right VP pick
I still say governor Shapiro you know
What about Gavin Newsom?
Eh
I know he is like the he is like a slime ball
Sentiment it's the Cali thing
And also California doesn't have the best reputation right now
I'm saying. I don't know about Gavin.
I don't know. I don't feel it from him.
He's got a new podcast. He's starting with Marshawn Lynch, by the way.
Oh, he wants it bad.
Oh, he wants it bad. That's for real.
Yeah, it's called politic.
It's Gavin Newsom, Marshawn Lynch, and an agent.
I can't remember who the agent.
You didn't know that?
He's trying to be president.
He's going for that black boat.
Oh, that is.
That will help him out.
Because I feel one of the things people don't like about him is that he looks
too like too much polished like he looks like an old school politician and the game has moved so far
away from that yeah it's like we're not we don't like that shit he's got some things that i've liked
like i like him going on fox news right and i like him debating uh rand desantis on fox news i like
him talking to sean handy i think you got to go in the lions den i think you have to go
have conversations with these people because like i always say we're so busy talking you know
about each other we never talk to each other it's kind of hard to take me
me out of context when I'm sitting on your network talking to you. Yeah, did you think he was good
in the debate? I didn't see that debate. It was cool. Yeah. I mean, he's sharp. It was cool.
It was, it was, I thought it was a good debate, you know. His ex-wife is dating or married to
Donald Jr. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. So that's a nice thing for Trump to talk about.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. My son is hitting your ex-wife. Yeah. Or, or he could go ask his son,
how this dick tastes.
Damn.
What if Trump says you lost...
What if Trump says
you lost your wife
to my son?
Now you're about to lose
this election to me.
It don't even...
It sound crazy.
But it just hits for some reason.
You know what I'm saying?
One don't even really
got nothing to do with the other.
It just hits.
The Trumps have taken
everything you ever dreamed of.
Wow.
You're right.
Listen, man.
Yeah, I don't dislike Gavin Newsom.
I just don't see him for this.
And I think it's something about,
this is what we're realizing about America.
And I'm sure you've seen this from traveling America, Schultz.
America's not New York in California.
No.
At all.
So it's something about that that kind of like, you know,
repels people away.
Especially because a lot of times New York and California think that's what America is.
Yeah.
I think of the important parts of America.
100%.
Yeah.
And, I mean, Kamala has been around for so long that even though she is from Oakland, she's more just D.C.
You just think of her as a D.C. politician.
And she went to Howard.
You know what I mean?
So she don't have that, she don't have that call on her.
I don't see her as like a California policy.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So listen, all I'm simply saying is I don't know what happens in 2024.
I just think it's very strange.
that everybody's starting to have this conversation now
because this shit has been,
we've been watching this shit for the past year and a half.
They saw the shit hit the fan.
I think a lot of people thought
that Trump wouldn't even get the nomination.
I think there's a lot of people holding on
to him getting arrested
or him going to prison or something horrible happened.
Now they realize that nothing's going to happen to him
and he's probably going to win.
They're like, okay, well, we got to put something up there.
Nothing's going to happen to him.
He's probably going to win.
And the Supreme Court has already said,
the Supreme Court's made it to nothing's going to happen to him.
Meaning if he wins, you can't prosecute.
Or if he loses as well.
That's what I'm saying.
And they get to decide what was a, what did they call it?
What was they call it, Chris?
A crime.
That's an official duty, what was it?
An official act.
Official act.
Yes.
You know?
So in the Supreme Court gets to decide what's an official act?
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, it's never a good look to arrest a president.
And how pussy?
Yeah.
Does the Supreme Court know?
Democrats are.
That they would pass the presidential immunity while Biden is in office.
Yeah.
The way the media talks about it, it's like Trump is president now.
No, Biden's in office.
So all of these kingly powers that you're talking about the president having,
Biden has now.
And he could use some of those kingly powers to protect democracy, but he won't.
Well, there's a more positive.
Chris don't sound like a liberal pussy.
I need you to be objective.
I think you could frame that is he won't abuse the power of the presidency.
So democracy is really not at stake then.
If democracy is really at stake and Trump is the existential threat that they say he is,
you should do everything in your power to protect it.
While also protecting the Constitution and democracy.
You can't sacrifice democracy to save democracy.
Why?
Why?
Y'all are bugging because the Republicans don't think that way.
Y'all see, y'all...
But that doesn't make them right.
It doesn't make it right.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
I'm moving to angle.
I don't get the fuck.
Y'all, I don't get a fuck.
Y'all not willing to go...
Listen, if somebody got a bazooka on your block, you don't show up with a nine, Chris.
You got to go get you a bazook.
But you're saying drop a nuclear bomb that wipes out the neighborhood anyway.
They are?
They already dropped the nuke.
What's the nuke?
Oh my God.
The presidential immunity to me is a nuke.
But shouldn't you be immune once you're president?
No.
No.
Fuck out of here.
Absolutely not.
I'm going to be president for four years and I still got to pay taxes and shit.
There's got to be some benefit.
Nobody in America should be above the law.
Like, you know, the shit the Supreme Court is doing is not even in the Constitution.
They're making this shit up as they go along.
They're making this shit up.
None of this shit is in the Constitution.
I know this is like the,
example everyone uses, but Biden
could right now say, hey, Trump is a threat
to democracy and order
a, like a hit.
And that's an act of
like service, protecting the democracy.
Or lock them up. We don't even got to go
so far as... He can actually do that.
We don't even got to go so far as murder. Just lock them up.
Like, that's crazy. Lock him up. Go away to cheat.
You can't do that. He has
the power to do that. No.
Yes. Against habeas corpus.
What the fuck is that? That
you have control of your body? Is that what it
What?
I know that's on the money.
Essentially, you cannot lock someone up
without reason.
Cause, yeah.
Not anymore based off the Supreme Court.
What the Supreme Court just did?
They haven't suspended habeas.
You could take someone out as a threat to the country.
Under your theory, they could say,
for any number of reasons, again, he's a threat to.
He's not an attempted coup in his country.
He did a lead coup, an attempted coup.
But you lock up Trump right now.
It's over anyway.
Yeah.
Because once the pendulum swings back, and it will swing back to the other side.
They've already hit this man with 90 plus charges.
He got convicted of 34.
You know what?
Boy, sometimes I want y'all just to be able to see an alternative universe.
When Trump gets back in the White House, all the Biden's going to jail.
I mean, and some Clinton.
That's true.
What are we doing, Chris?
I mean, or.
He already said it.
Or he's pussy.
are Trump's pussy.
One thing we know Trump ain't.
Well, he might be.
He didn't lock up Hillary last time.
He didn't lock up the buyer's last time.
He didn't have the power to.
He didn't have the power to.
Now he has the actual power to.
That's the concern.
He had to build a case last time.
But he has the power to just lock someone up for no reason?
What's that called?
It's an official act.
He'll say it's an official act.
He could say Biden, he could talk about pulling out of Afghanistan.
Right.
That's fire.
I think that's fire
Do that shit
Yo when fucking
What is the
When George Bush
And Jr.
And Dick Cheney
Go fleece the American people
For fucking billions of dollars
And go kill millions of
Iraqis in the process
You would like
For the next president
To be like
All right we locking them up
There'd be nice
So there'd be a little accountability
That's fire
That Trump's gonna go in there
Settle some shit
But you just said
But you just said
President should be able
To get away with stuff
Not until I
The next one is all
What's the next one in office?
You got to do what you got to do?
All I'm simply saying is
They got to go to Anguilla with you
Listen, Democrats can play nice all they want
Yeah
President Biden can try to do the right thing all he want
They've all done that
And look where it's got them
Obama did the same thing, played nice with him
You with the good guys, bro, you with the good guys
Fuck that
They need to start being like Batman
No
Anti-hero
You are Professor X
A bunch of cripples
Rolling around fucking city
They need to be mad guys
You need to be Magneto, but the Republicans are Magneto.
The Republican, eh.
What do you mean that?
No, you're right.
Republicans are Magneto.
Republicans are Magneto.
They're like, we fucking it up.
They don't care.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't care about what else is going on.
It don't matter.
It's beneath them.
Let's go.
Fuck that.
No, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
It's amazing to me that Democrats, liberals, even still talk like this.
Chris, it's actually mind-boggling me that you still feel.
Like, just doing the right thing is what's going to save America.
This is the craziest shit.
This is the craziest shit for me.
is that at this point there's no way to defend Biden, right, in his state.
Oh, they have found ways.
But, but, but, but.
And it's all black people.
They put the Black Brigade front line.
Well, here's the thing.
They will say all the things that the Biden administration have done that are positive, right?
Which is awesome.
That's great the positive things are happening.
But that's not how our democracy works.
What they're basically saying is Biden's a puppet and the people that have control of the strings
are doing good shit, and we're okay with the string people.
That's not democracy.
You vote for someone and you want their ideas to be reflected.
You can't just when the puppet's ideas are good, go, you know what, fuck democracy.
We'll just have the handlers do it all.
That's very true.
There was a New York Times article.
I think it came out a couple days after the debate that really looked inside the White House.
And I thought it was like a pretty accurate portrait in that, yeah, Biden is up and down.
There's no question.
but like they they kind of had the details of his call to netteanu when that's the honor was like
really stepping up in gaza and biden walked them down bideham said to him if you're doing this
thing you're going solo we don't have your back this is it like i don't think it's he's just
sitting there staring into space eat note meal and it's coming down his face he's still that is
such a great thing to say christmas 50 000 Palestinians have been killed no but what i'm saying
knows that this is that he knows that's another issue he's going to have to deal with in
November so of course you would let that leak yes but I think it's accurate you know
I think it's accurate yeah it rang true to me for whatever it's worth but my point is
I don't know I mean it's it's difficult look the Democrats again it swings both ways
how did Kennedy get elected he got elected largely because Nixon on the way to the first
ever televised debate banged his knee and looked old and ashen
and that was the version of the Trump thing, right?
And Kennedy was youthful and energetic compared to, it was image.
Nixon was more experienced, you know, what have you.
We got the same problem now, no matter how you slice it, that is how Biden came off.
Why do we both with him suck?
Well, that's the biggest issue.
America deserves better on both.
The saddest thing is Trump was so fucking terrible,
and Biden didn't seem to be able to do anything about it.
I mean, the things Trump was saying was saying,
were outrageous.
Hilarious, though.
Oh, man.
What was your favorite block?
But he claimed that two scientists stopped him on the way to the debate stage to tell
him that America had the cleanest air and water in the history.
During my four years, I had the best environmental numbers ever.
And my top environmental people gave me that statistic just before I walked on the stage,
actually.
I'm like, what the fuck is this guy talking about him?
What the fuck is this guy talking about me?
My favorite shit is, he has a prepared answer for every question.
question. And they don't, because he freestyles.
But the second that answer
is done, he don't stop talking.
Right. And once his hands
start moving, that's when he's just
improv. He's just saying anything. The next
idea that comes to his fucking head, that's coming
out. You know that Joe Biden said on his
interview with George Snuffer Luffington, that
he was distracted
because even when it was mute,
Trump kept talking.
Even when I was answering a question
even when they turned his mic off, he was still
shout you and I let
distract me. I just think it cost
me a really bad night
bad run. I believe that.
But shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear
that. So you're
that easily distracted?
Stop it. You've been campaigning of
people for fucking 50 years. You can hear
them talking over you doing your speeches.
Come on. He's out of it. He's
toast. He's toast.
And by the way, forget Biden.
Forget how you personally feel about Biden.
I will ask the simple question that I've been
asking for a year and a half that y'all get mad at me when I ask.
Is the Biden-Harris ticket a winnable ticket in 2024?
No. No ticket with Harris or Biden is winnable.
The fact that we can't even have that conversation is insane to me.
Now, they've won before.
So you can't say it's not winnable.
They won in 2020.
That's a good point.
I'm just simply saying.
According to the polls that came out today, Emerson College poll, that's still the strongest
ticket.
For the death.
Yeah, but they still not beating Trump.
in none of these polls, Chris?
46 to 43, Trump
with 11 undecided.
That's with Biden.
Yo, real clear...
That's a toss-up.
Real clear politics poll track
and says Trump leads Biden
by 3.3 points.
Emerson College, Trump is up by 3 points over Biden.
How much undecided?
If it's 10 undecided,
a 3-point lead means nothing.
It means it's a toss-up.
Undecided staying on the...
I think undecided means the couch this year.
Largely.
But because one and four Americans think that both candidates are trash.
One and four, let me use the technical term.
One and four candidates have unfavorable views about Trump and Biden.
Now, what are the couch?
What do you think they have Trump versus Newsom?
Oh, he's kidding.
He wipes Newsom's ass.
Blows him out the water.
What is it?
48 to 40.
But Trump.
With a lot of undecided.
All these have a lot of undecided.
All these have a lot of undecided.
who else they got up there
they got superior
Harris Solo
they have Trump
49 to 43 with 8%
undecided
by the way none of these elections
actually why do they have
they got gore in this
I don't know why they got gore in this
I'm going to so a lot
yeah
what about Michelle
don't have Michelle
by the way
no election is going to be decided by 7, 8 points
no this is going right down to the
yeah yeah
It's not half the water.
All I'm simply saying is, man, I don't know.
There's still a lot of time.
Is it?
Time is not on Biden's side.
No.
It's just getting worse.
It's not like even going to have a resurgence.
That's what I'm saying.
He's not getting no younger.
Neither is Trump.
Neither is Trump.
He looks good.
Well.
And as I've said, it's all going to come down.
Y'all keep talking about the undecided.
I think it's going to come down to the basis.
I think it's going to be a battle of the basis.
Whose base is going to be more energized to get up in November?
That'll be Trump's.
And go out there and vote.
It feels like it's going to be Trump's.
Are they going to do mail-ins?
And Democrats are doing exactly what they always do.
Now they want to lean on black people.
They want to have meetings with the CBC.
Oh, y'all guys are so important now, you know?
I think this could be another Trump-Hillary situation
where a lot of people thought Hillary, like the polls had Hillary so far ahead
that a lot of people didn't come out to actually vote.
And that's why I think Trump, like, squeeze the win.
And I think it could be a repeat of that just the opposite way around.
Like right now, everyone thinks Trump is going to wash Biden.
so a lot of Trump supporters that are not so eager
are going to stay home and the people who are just anti-Trump
are going to come out in numbers.
And I think that that's the only chance Biden guys to win.
Well, we'll see, guys.
Republicans show up, bro.
I have no reason to doubt that.
They show up.
I have no reason to doubt that.
And once again, if Democrats lose this election in November,
they have nobody to blame with themselves.
I don't want to see my OG Jim Clyburn out there,
waving the finger saying y'all should have went out there in boat no i don't want to see none of that
you had every opportunity to pivot and you did not don't act like this and that's the other thing
everybody's acting like the debate is what made everybody be like oh my god he's he's he's not
ready how long how many cognitive decline jokes do you need to hear you know what i'm saying
before you realize that he's old and we know he's old and if the president's out they say the
presidency ages you by what 20 years
I mean, he's 132.
He's been doing this his whole life.
I don't, do you think he's had Botox?
Yeah.
I think he had too much Botox, and that's adding to the impression that he's like,
No.
Face lifts.
Chris, Chris.
He just isn't all there.
I mean this sincerely, and I said this in one of the rants we did, but like, what job
would you be okay with Joe Biden doing?
Fast food, but then that would even be frustrating, too, because he'd be so,
You're forgetting the order.
You can't work the register.
Oh, my God.
You think Trump's all there?
I would feel way more comfortable with Trump doing so many more jobs than I would.
Trump would have ripped in a Jamaican restaurant.
Destroy.
Trump would be the illest in a Jamaican restaurant.
You would just get all rice.
His lingo would be, imagine Trump Jamaican?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, he don't want no Mexicans.
the restaurant. You know what I'm saying? Talk, what are you doing, y'all? You know what me?
Like, Trump and a Jamaican restaurant would be amazing. Somebody do that for me with AI, please.
I'm begging you. Somebody, please. It's already been done. I sent it to you. But he's talking about.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit was hilarious. Let's have put that in there. That shit was
hilarious. That Shaba ranks and Supercat back in the days before I was president, Jamaicans are down to earth. I know Ninja Man.
as well, he has 23 kids and 22 baby mothers.
Real, real bad man.
If I was the president in power a lot more,
Jamaicans would be in the United States of America.
I mean, it's just mind-boggling to me
that the most important job in the world
is the President of the United States of America
and the guy that is doing it,
we would not trust to do any other job in the world.
He can't watch our kids.
He can't drive your car.
He can't park your fucking car.
You can't cook your food.
There is something.
I don't want to
I don't I will say this though
There is something about elders
Which he is
But I think you know
We have to remember the Bible
Old men for counsel
Young men for war
He's at the age where he's got
So much political experience
Yeah
He should be providing counsel
Yeah
And I don't know if there was a written agreement
Or it couldn't have been a written agreement
But there had to be some
There should have been some type of handshake
Where he knew
He was going to be a one-term president
and he was going to retire.
Nobody would have faulted him for it
because he knows he's older.
I don't want to do this.
I just wanted to get our country back,
you know, on the right path.
Now I'm setting up the next person.
And I'm here to counsel him.
Not just me.
So with Barack.
So is Big Bill.
So is Bush?
Like whoever's alive.
We're all here to counsel
the next person,
whether they're, you know,
Democrat or Republican.
They could even say anybody but Trump.
100%.
I think they should start playing.
a fraternity card with Trump.
What do you mean?
He's not like us.
He's not one of us.
Which most people in America
actually like Trump for, right?
Because he's not a career
politician. But they could easily
spin it now. You saw what happened
when you put a fucking celebrity in the White House
for the last four years.
You were entertained.
But did it actually make America
a better place?
That's all. I don't know.
I mean, the economy was cooking.
The economy was cooking, but look what happened
that made it cook. What?
The Chinese had to cook up some shit
in the lab in Wuhan. No, I'm saying
before the Chinese got after. But that was because of Barack.
He inherited a great economy
from President Obama.
It's a fat. Am I making this up, Chris?
I think he did some tax credits and lost things up.
I mean, he made a good economy if you're rich, which has always been his...
But he inherited a great economy.
He inherited a great economy.
Yes, and then fucking COVID came, and everybody got
stimulus checks and PPP loans.
because the world was upside down.
Do we need another pandemic for that to happen?
The bottom line is this.
Democracy is a very fragile thing.
Man, never realize how fragile it was.
You don't realize that until it's gone.
And then we're fucked.
And he, more so than any other president
or politician history, fucked with that.
Can't keep claiming it on him, though.
That is not fair to do.
What do you mean?
Because this shit was headed in this direction
long before Donald Trump.
And we got to stop backing like it wasn't.
It was headed here long before Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
I mean, I just think America.
I just think the way America's designed
and the way America's built.
I just think democracy has always been a fragile thing.
Yeah, we have a natural inclination towards tyranny.
And that's just how things are.
Yeah.
It's what humans probably want.
Yeah.
We just want freedom.
We just want security.
And then we'll give up our freedom for that security
nine times out of ten.
And by the way, regardless of who's in the White House,
the Supreme Court is forever.
So unless somebody on the Democratic,
side with some fucking balls
decides the goddamn expand the Supreme
Court. Nothing, none of this shit matters
any motherfucking way.
This shit is fucked, bro.
Like, really fucked. In a real way.
Do you think the Supreme Court is that
politicized when you're voting?
Oh, my God. I know they've done studies on this,
but is that? More than
ever now. Six-three
conservative majority. They're supposed
to be impartial. They don't hide it at all.
Like, not even a little bit.
What Clarence Thomas has done is unprecedented.
Clarence Thomas gets accused of what, taking $4 million in bribes, and then they pass a law that you can take bribes?
It's his wife is the problem.
It's all that, you know.
Oh, everybody's giving the money of the wife.
Well, she's also, like, an incredibly prominent and Republican activist.
I mean, they're supposed to be separate from all politics and his wife is like the head of the furthest right.
Wynn calls it. So is the other guy's wife who's
flying the flag in her back yard on it's like.
But aren't these supposed to be
the greatest constitutional minds?
Nothing they're doing is constitutional.
I'm just saying maybe they've interpreted the constitution
in a way that allows these things.
Yeah, but if your wife is hanging the American flag
upside down, that symbolizes
the people at January 6th.
And what's more unpatriotic than that?
It's crazy.
What happens? Y'all motherfuckers
did so much about being patriotic
when motherfuckers was taking a knee in every sport.
But now you got Supreme Court
Justice's wives flying American flags upside down
and y'all respect that shit?
Yeah, I don't like to fly the flag upside down.
But what is she flying upside down about?
I don't know.
It kind of represents a lot of the people that were at January 6th
that feel like we're taking out country back.
The country's kind of like upside down.
We have to make sure.
Do you all really think that was a real insurrection?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like you really think that they were trying to murder
I think it was a very poorly.
If they would have caught Mike Pence, they'd have hung me.
I believe that wholeheartedly.
And he's gay.
You know how they feel about gays, bro.
Like, they've had double the reason.
Trump told him to.
Well, Trump didn't tell him to.
Trump just told him he was a traitor.
The fact that they was chanting hanging Mike Pence
and they probably, that's when the gay rumors around Mike Pence probably got heavy.
You know how when your man is your man and you don't, like,
you hit like, nah, nah, that he ain't gay.
But when he's not your man's man no more?
Oh, my God.
Like, I do think they were just trying to hold up the confirmation of the vote just to give Trump more time to prove that the election was stolen.
I think that's what they would really try to do.
Bottom line is there's some shit that's not supposed to happen to me.
Yeah, obviously.
100%.
But I don't think that there was, that was most of those people's goal was to take over America.
He didn't try to stop.
Let's say you have a sold-out show of Madison Square Garden.
At the end of your show, you say, no, fuck MTV.
Those guys never gave me a shot.
You know what I mean?
They screwed me.
I should have, whatever.
But that just wouldn't be true either.
But you know what I mean?
I'm just, I'm thinking in terms of proximity.
Across the street.
Everybody go over there and tell them how you feel about me.
An hour later, they're like, yo, Andrew, these guys fucking are burning down.
A thousand people are over at MTV storming the lobby.
You would go over there and be like, yo.
So.
No, you let them burn down.
I would tell I, I, if Schultz called me and said, hey, man, I said this on stage.
I'd be doing shit like that, bro.
I said this on stage.
Now they're over there tearing up MTV.
What should I do?
I would say, hey, man, get on Twitter and just say, y'all took my joke a little too far.
Even that would have been something.
Even that would have been something.
You know what I'm saying?
He was just like, let's see what happens.
Let's see what happens.
You can't have that guy as present.
Again.
I agree with you, Chris, but, you know, I just...
Pretty straightforward.
And you would feel that way about anybody?
Like Taylor Swift's when she did that over the albums?
Well, we felt like that about Travis.
What happened with Travis?
Well, when people felt like that about Travis,
they felt like Travis inside a ride,
and they wanted him to pay for it.
Oh, Scott.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think it's the same thing.
What do you mean about Taylor with the albums?
Like when she told her fans to go tell Scooter and Scott Wachetta how they feel.
By the way, you know, we, on Brion Nidia a while ago.
Yeah.
We broke that all down.
Yeah.
And I guess nobody gave a fuck, but now they've done a whole documentary about it.
Yeah.
Like Scooter, we've said Scooter wasn't wrong.
Dude, it is so crazy the way that Taylor has framed this.
The whole framing of this thing, there is a documentary on HBO.
right now.
Called bad blood.
It's basically one side is Taylor's side,
one side of scooter side.
And it's not even,
it hasn't gone number one yet.
I don't hear anybody talking about it.
To me,
if there was a documentary done
about the biggest music artist
currently and the biggest music artist
of all time,
you think it might get some views.
Why all of a sudden
is it not getting views?
To me,
that's Taylor's team
just working overtime
to silence that shit.
Where is it at now?
Is that Max?
I know,
but where is it like ranked?
Not even ranked.
Because you promoted it.
I went to go look it up
once I saw what you said about it.
I could.
Did you watch it?
No, I'm not that interested.
Yeah.
Plus, I already, I already read it.
I already knew it.
I read all of this shit.
Scooter did nothing wrong.
He did business.
No, no, it's not even business.
It's...
Ain't her dad got a cut?
This shit is so deep.
Like, so there's...
Her record label was Big Machine Records.
She wants her master's back.
Big Machine offers a way for her to buy them back
or for her to earn them back.
Okay, she has six albums.
One is, oh, with every new album you give me,
you get one back,
and the other is buy them back
for $270 million or something like that.
She goes,
she sends him a text message.
The text message is on big machines,
like website or something like that.
She goes, hey, thank you so much for the opportunity.
You know what?
I'm going to look forward to my future.
That's more important to me than my past.
I'm good.
I'm not going to buy the records.
I'm actually letting you know now
that I'm going to be going
and signing with Lucy and Grange.
a universal. I'm going to be
working so hard in the future. Thank you for
everything you've done to me. For me,
I'm out, peace. Okay?
She announced you science, universal.
Now,
unbeknownst to the guy, Scott Prochetta,
the own big machine, allegedly
Universal and Lucian promise
Taylor that they will then
buy the records back and give them
to Taylor. The
rights of the record, her masters.
This has never been done before
in the history of music. This is not how it works.
but that's apparently a deal.
That deal has not been shared with Scott Prochetta.
The only people that really know about this deal, I guess,
are Taylor, Taylor's team and Universal.
Okay?
Once she signs with Universal and she doesn't buy her records,
Scooter goes in how he's a big machine and goes,
yo, can I buy these records?
And he goes, yeah, why don't you make me an offer?
The Scott Prochetta guy.
And he goes, connect me with Taylor,
see if Taylor wants to get in on this.
The guy, Scott Prochetta, hits up Scooter and goes,
look at this text message she sent me.
She's not interested in her old master.
She's worried about the future.
Scooter goes okay.
I'll buy it.
Scooter should have still reached out to her though.
Now, that's what I said.
I said Scooter should have still reached out to her.
But still, she's making a decision not to do it.
She's verbally said to him.
Now, Scott Borchetta guy, who said she's not interested in it,
is looking at this situation and going,
who do I want to sell the masters to?
Do you want to sell them to Universal, who just fucked
me and stole the biggest client
I ever had and ever will have
and have him profit
on all her new shit and all her old shit
or do I want to sell him to this
other guy's scooter who's going to give me even more money
this is no brainer to
sell him to scooter. Scooter buys
them and then immediately
the machine starts
working where it's like this
was taken away from me without my
consent. She's using all this Me Too language.
First of all, none of these guys know women by the way.
It's like you got a
treated the way you treat your wife when you ask her if she wants something to eat.
They all exactly.
Taylor didn't mean that shit when she said no.
Here's the thing I think.
This is what I think.
I think Taylor's team fucked up the biggest record deal in history.
And instead of admitting that they fucked it up and by me,
fucked it up, didn't have in writing signs still delivered that they were getting the rights
and the rights were already taken care of and hooked up.
So they're right from Universal.
Exactly.
Got you, got you.
Universal probably just said that in the room to get the deal.
Now, Universal can't say I'm going to give you the rights because they don't have the rights.
And if Taylor goes, hey, I'm signing with Universal.
And by the way, they're going to buy my music from you.
Then Big Machine goes, well, I'm charging out the ass.
So she has to say, I'm not interested in it so that they get a lower rate.
Now, things get to be more conspirator, but whatever.
My point is, a scooter goes and gets it.
And she's like, they took it from under me.
They stole it.
Somehow she's always the victim, even though she's the victor every single time.
She's the most successful artist.
The greatest show I've ever seen in my entire life, unbelievably talented, but she's still always a victim.
You said something that I thought was fantastic and it's real.
You said that it's very rare for somebody with her level of success to convince people that she's a victim.
It's an unbelievable manipulation.
She's constantly the victim, despite being the most successful artist in history.
The biggest tour in history.
And we're still all looking at her like,
Prince did the same thing.
I'm not as familiar with Prince.
It's the same thing.
Biggest artists in the world claim that he was
fucked and taken advantage of by a record label.
I mean, it's...
Got it.
That's what people do.
Prince was, though.
I don't know.
No, he really was.
I mean, you sell all the records at that time.
It was a different ballgame.
Point is...
Yeah.
Point is, Scooter buys the whole record label,
just not her records, but buys the whole record label.
Whole record label gets purchased, right?
And now it's, they did it behind my back.
It did it underneath my thing.
They did it.
And then all this like sexualized language without my consent.
What do you mean without your consent?
You said you weren't interested in the records.
Now it's on the open market.
Your team fucked you over.
They got to paint Borechetta and Scooter as bad guys so they don't lose their jobs.
And you don't want to go by just sign with this new record label, but they already fucked me.
So I'm not going to do it.
Now my conspiracy theory is this.
If I'm universal, do I pay 270 million for,
for those old records and then just hand them over to Taylor,
which is a $270 million loss,
or do I go, oopsie?
Well, the records got.
Well, it depends how long you have Taylor under contract.
If you're expecting her to be a lifelong universal artist,
that's actually a good investment.
Wait for, Charlemagne.
It's a good investment unless you have an idea,
which is to have her re-record those first.
first six albums.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now you don't have to spend no money.
Now you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just saved $270 million, and you still get the exact same publishing you would have
gotten on the older ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you got a great storyline.
That's gonna help you sell mad of records in the future.
And now it's, oopsie, oh, what a mistake.
And then her whole team is working on overtime.
You know what I mean?
Like, and her whole team is aware of this.
Her dad is on emails.
Her dad is CCA, her manager on email.
Like the whole, this idea, like, oh, my, my.
my God, we didn't know what happened.
There is an email trail of proof that everything was known.
If somebody over there is a genius and Democrats need to hire them.
They need to hire them immediately.
No motherfuckers are good at messaging.
Oh, my God.
When I read all of this shit about tail-in scooter, I'm like, I don't see what the actual
issue here is, but she made it one.
Yeah.
And that shit worked for her, God damn it.
And this shit you're saying about Universal right now is brilliant on Universal's part.
Oh, I mean, it's now the risk you have is that she finds out that that was the intention
the whole time and then she leaves.
but that's and then you lose that but then again she's already locked in i imagine to a fucking sealed
contract like she's not leaving yeah they're not going anywhere they probably got her for five
um something crazy probably maybe eight yeah who knows and they probably gave her the greatest
fucking deal ever and those masters didn't fucking come but still you need to lock that shit in
yeah her team fails to lock it in yeah and then of course she goes fuck this and it's first
fuck Scott Prochetta and Scooter and then
when it's just Scooter that people care about
now it's just fuck Scooter.
What these men and the patriarchy will do?
Nah, why don't you talk about the men on your team
to let that fucking deal fall?
Yeah. It didn't her dad. Her dad got some money from the deal
too. She got $15 million from the deal. Her dad is
on every email. Her dad
there's email correspondence where his
dad is CC and her, I guess, manager
or one of the people on her management teams, hey
look into these deal points
so they're aware of the deal.
Also, her post about it pops up
minutes after it's announced,
so you know that shit
was curated.
Damn.
That's what I'm saying.
But whatever,
nobody cares about the truth
when the lies more entertaining,
you say this all the time.
It is the greatest fucking thing.
And every girl that's ever got their heartbroken
by a dude,
every girl that's ever been broken up with,
every girl that's ever been not loved
by someone they cared about.
They rallied around Taylor.
Taylor is a,
Taylor got hurt.
They screwed her over.
We got to make sure these old records sell.
They did it.
And I'll be honest.
I believe it's possible.
She doesn't even know or does.
didn't know the truth.
I believe it's possible.
So you think she's learning from the documentary now?
I think she's learned by now and now, like, you're so pot committed.
You're so deep into the narrative that you don't move away from it.
But if you've noticed, they're like, this time is behind us, then we're trying to move past it.
And it's like, well, you can't slander somebody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell your fans to go tell them how you feel.
Now that my man's family's getting death threats.
You got kids and shit.
They get death threats.
And then be like, oh, we'd like to move on.
Free school to you, y'all.
Free scooter, yo.
Free fucking scooter.
Come on.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Taylor's still the greatest artist of all time.
You know what I'm the greatest live show I've ever seen.
Go pay some bills?
Yeah, let's do it.
All right, let's pay some bills, man.
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Reno, we added another show.
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And Cincinnati, we had another show.
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we have Atlantic City we added another show
and a few more cities
that are available
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What's the Atlantic City date again?
It is the 24th of August.
24th, Friday, right?
Saturday.
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Got to put that in now.
So we have the Nairnay.
Yes, sir.
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Go get that.
And, oh, thank you to everybody.
Slu-to-everybody who just goes to visit black effect.
and they be buying merchandise off Black Effect, man.
I'd be seeing people with the t-shirts and their hats, man,
and I really appreciate that.
It's a ill feeling when you just are out and about
and you see people like rocking your shit.
It's dope.
I told you all when I was in L.A. at Barnes & Noble,
it was mad people in there with rich broke shirts on,
rich broke merchandise, mad people in there with heavy merchandise.
You know what I'm saying?
That shit just dope to me.
Are you walking through the airport in another country?
And you see people reading your book.
You're like, oh, shit.
Are you on the plane and somebody reading your book?
You're like, oh, shit.
Like, I was walking a while ago, though,
but I was walking at the radio station and this guy,
he was a, he worked for the city.
He wasn't doing that.
He worked for the city.
I toot it.
I tuted.
Taylor, my best.
And he goes, yo, watch your idiots right now.
He's on the phone watching an idiot.
Or maybe no, actually after we got this Flagrant.
He was watching Flagrin that.
He showed it to me.
That was a great up.
So, yeah, man.
Just appreciate y'all, man.
Thank you very much.
Shout out to my mom.
It's her birthday today.
Hey.
The day we're recording it, it's her birthday.
By the time this comes out, she'd been like, got my basket, my charcutta.
I sent her some charcutta and cheese.
All right.
And you want to know.
Hold on.
I'm going to show you something because Taylor think I'd be bullshit.
But what's in that charcutta basket?
What I say?
Sausage.
No, read the whole thing.
Summer sausage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, look, yeah.
What, whack, whack, whack, whack, wah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Fuck them up.
Fuck them up.
This coming December, you guys have also been able to possibly purchase some of my mom's pies.
No way.
Nah, me and mom going to talk about that.
Excuse me?
Why are you calling her mom?
That's my mom
When I'm posted women to say her name on the podcast
Mrs.
Mrs. Hayes is what you can say
Okay, Miss Hayes.
That's what I call it Miss Hayes.
Mays.
And Taylor's mom hits harder.
Taylor's mom.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't say Miss Hayes pie is cool.
But Taylor's mom's pie.
It just feels warmer.
You know why you say that?
Because of what's the American pie?
Ruth's Christ's Steakhouse.
What was his name?
Stifler's mom.
Stifler's mom.
It just feels warmer.
You know what I'm saying?
It does.
It does.
Ms. Hayes' pie.
It's like, eh.
She's a cool woman that lives in the neighborhood.
It's mom's part.
She'll be going to have that.
I got to try it.
Remember, this is our foolish.
The pie is probably thick.
That pie is thick.
Melt in your mouth.
Melting your mouth, not in your hand.
Yo, shout out to the Hoc Tour, girl.
What happened, what happened?
Oh, you ain't see what's up with the Hoc Tool girl?
I don't believe any of this.
She got her first.
like paid gig and...
Oh, no, I've seen that.
Reality show, maybe.
That's not going to happen.
That's what they're saying.
Nah, she got to get this money immediately.
This money's drying up after the summer.
You got two months to make your money.
And she got hats to me.
You think he's drying up in July?
No.
I'm just saying, if you really want to make some money,
to a girl.
Only fan.
That's all I'm saying.
Hot to it.
Trust us.
That TV shit going to take a while.
Oh, yeah.
All right?
But shit.
That marketing you did for yourself.
That's fantastic.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
By the way, if I was you talk to a girl, I'm not even joking.
I would really do this.
Make a website called throatgold.com.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Throat.com.
Charge a dollar.
Just when I thought you couldn't be any smarter.
Charge a dollar for everybody to see it.
And advertise it like, yo, you want to see me at work?
You want to see me do it?
What I do best?
Oh, my God.
One dollar right now.
What was her first job, though?
You subscribe to it.
She makes a whole bunch of money.
Everybody got to click on at the same time, though.
So everybody got to subscribe, and you said, at 6 o'clock, we go live.
After 6 o'clock, you're not going to see it.
It's only up for 30 minutes.
You make your money, and then when you click on, it's just the same Hock Tour video.
It's just the same Hawk toa video, baby.
She already met Shaquille O'Neill.
Yeah, we saw that.
I got to hit Shaq asking about that.
Shaq is a menace, yo.
He really is.
I mean, there is not.
Who goes after more Instagram or social media popping women than Shaq?
Shout out of Shaq, bro.
What happened with the Home Depot, young lady?
Wait, he got that?
No, he went right there.
Oh, yeah.
He went the Home Depot right after.
With the Home Depot?
Yeah, he went the Home Depot right after.
There was another one that he did that, too.
How are you just randomly run into the Hawk Tooler, girl?
Jack Diesel, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on.
It's a champion.
Look how he's, wait.
Why don't it is hating, bro.
You are hating.
Here's the illest thing about Shaq.
No, it's this.
Let me just say it.
Listen, Shaq does all this,
and it seems so endearing.
Why would I?
But remember this, right?
I heard he's not bad.
Hold on.
Remember this.
And I'm not with,
his hater.
And I'm not wishing this on any man.
No man.
But just keep in mind.
When we see him now,
everybody lies.
and just sewing daring, yada yada yada, yada,
let some shit happen.
Oh, it's going to be a war pass.
Let somebody do a bullshit allegation against Shaq.
Next thing, when they're going back and left,
I knew it when I saw his picture.
And isn't that?
Because that's just how y'all are.
No.
You know?
I mean, he has a creep face.
Oh, God.
She didn't even think that 30 seconds ago.
Yes, I did?
What are you talking about?
30 seconds ago she didn't even think that.
What are you talking about?
This whole time y'all was saying I'm a haters.
That's a national treasure.
You leave him alone.
Salute the Shaquilla.
I love Shaq, but this is a creep face that he's making.
That's not a great purpose.
He looks tired.
He just got that.
He looks sad.
He got the hawk to him.
He looks sad to me.
His eyes are still rolled in the back of his head.
So Drake looks sad at my room party, but Shaq looks sad right here.
There's literally two different faces that are making.
She looks sad.
What are you talking about?
She would love if Shaq came to Brooklyn to take a picture like that with her.
Oh, she would love it.
Immediately.
Why would I want to say?
You would love that.
By the way, if she makes this picture worse than Shaq does.
Why?
Because the fact that she's the Hawk tour girl, people are assuming all of these nasty, creepy stuff about Shaq.
Shack probably was just DJ in a party that this woman happened to come up to.
He probably had no idea who this girl was until later.
Yeah.
Like, oh, you know that was the Hawke tour girl.
And he was like, oh, shit.
Nah, Shaq knows.
Exactly.
What?
How did you just change your hair and find it?
Free Shaq!
Yeah, free Shaq.
All right?
Free Shaq.
All right?
Okay?
How did you just change the animal?
What else we got, Taylor Gay?
Shout out to the Hawk Tour, girl.
I do, I mean, if you listen, if she gets a reality show from this, congrats,
I don't know what the reality show would be about.
But, I mean, she seems like she's got a bubbly personality.
Did y'all see the, I sent it to you?
No, I put in the group chat.
The whole video of the interview.
Huh?
I did.
I didn't see the difference.
We watched it.
What else we got, Taylor Game?
There's a trash revolution coming, y'all.
What is a trash?
Shout out to New York, though.
We really the greatest, bro.
New York City mayor.
Mayor Adams teaching us how to use a garbage pan.
He got to do a whole tutorial to teach New Yorkers
how to use a garbage can.
New York never had trash bins?
Nah.
That's why all the trash just be piled up on the street like that?
I never thought about it.
That's why there's rats everywhere.
I never fucking thought about it.
But either way, people are still going to throw trash in the street.
Oh, bro, the rats still getting the trash here.
Yeah.
I got trash bins at the house right now,
and I don't know what the fuck animal keep getting that shit.
But I think it was softwashed.
How are they going to do that for restaurants?
Exactly.
Really restaurants the ones that have all that.
Let me tell you something about the trash bin.
You can't need 30 of those trashy.
Exactly.
Let me tell you something.
You know how before daylight savings time, when it still be kind of dark out, bro?
This is the reason I never put out shit in the trash no more at night time.
I don't think.
I walked to the trash bin one time and I opened that motherfucker.
And you remember that shit Ellen did with Diddy when that shit just popped out?
I, to this day.
I'm pretty sure it was a raccoon,
but raccoons look spooky in the dark.
Because they already gray.
Miles wouldn't be able to see them.
All Miles would see is the fucking black mask.
All I saw was that shit pop out the trash can
and I took the fuck off.
I took the fuck off.
Let me tell you something.
When I say I took the fuck off, I took the fuck off.
You can have it, bro.
I left the bag on the side of the trash can.
All that shit.
It's faster. That, when you took off there, or when someone hit you, try and get dropped?
Definitely the raccoon. It wasn't even close. I didn't want no part of that raccoon.
You know what I'm saying? I at least thought about fighting with the drop shit.
That raccoon, whatever, because I didn't know what it was, that she just jumped out.
I'm like, oh shit. And as you running, you're like, that was a fucking raccoon.
Like, you know what I mean? But once you get the safety, you know what I'm saying?
Once you get the safety and get your barons, you like, you know, that was a fucking raccoon, yo.
Never again. And I was thinking that shit probably was in there all night.
night long. But I thought you were
used to that in like Monk's Corner.
Nah, you don't get used to raccoons. You leave them shit the
fucking long. Raccoons are dangerous.
You don't play with no fucking raccoons. Also, any time you see an animal
you're not expecting to it. No, exactly.
At six in the fucking morning? Hell no.
What else we got, Taylor?
Okay? So with the Mayor
Eric Adams, man. Dr. Hummus said, Mayor Eric Adams,
there's no way he's getting reelected.
Man, why not?
The migrant issue.
He thinks the migrant issue.
I think it's the Biden issue. That's the problem.
But that's what he said.
He said that he feels like people like Mayor Adams are risking their political careers for a democratic agenda.
No, the opposite.
What you think?
I mean, I don't know, it was pretty obvious, right?
Like he was on this, like, board of people that were supposed to support Biden.
And then he came out critical of Biden, I think, because of the migrant issue.
And then immediately after that, he gets federally investigated for bribes from the Turkish embassy.
Now, I can see that.
Biden can't be.
If you can't,
I mean,
I think we know where that came from.
I think they're like,
behave.
Well,
Biden can't be too,
man.
But Biden did the same thing.
I mean,
Biden is the puppeteers.
I get it.
I get it.
Like,
you're supposed to behave
and you're supposed to do a good job
and you didn't do a good job.
So now we're looking into you taking money from Turkey.
I get it.
Shit.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like,
that's the thing about the Democrats is they act like
they're these like pious,
righteous,
virtuous.
Yeah,
you're still doing the grimy political shit.
They won't.
Be grimy.
They won't even be honest about Biden.
I respect all the Democrats that are coming out now,
saying these things and asking questions.
I think it's too late, but at least they are.
Everybody else that's still lying,
you know, acting like American people
who don't see what we see?
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
What else we got, Taylor?
Taylor, Kack.
This is based off of Ronnie getting drafted.
Oh, yeah, we haven't talked about the brawny.
This is a funny take of Dr. Umar.
What is the Bronny? Let's talk about it.
We talked about this on Breakfast Club.
I get what Dr. Umar's saying, but he said, he also said,
he said, Ronnie will never be looked at as a hero.
And I go, what about Kobe and MJ?
Yeah.
And he goes, it's a difference between getting looked at as a goat in basketball
and being looked at as a hero.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, he wasn't right.
I don't think Brian's trying to be a hero.
I think he's trying to play in the league.
Yeah.
What do you think?
What about Bronny?
Brony getting drafted by the Lakers.
Here's the thing.
The client nepotism.
Here's the thing.
No, no, no.
It's not even nepotism.
The most important factor in this entire thing is not nepotism.
It is many.
Brony is going to sell out every single game for the G-League Lakers team.
Every game.
If you don't draft, there is not.
no 55th pick or whatever the fuck
the pick the Lakers had that is
going to generate more revenue, more
jersey sales, more eyeballs
for TV than Brony James.
So any team
has to pick him
because if you don't pick him,
you're losing money.
But it's going to be more so because
LeBron ends. Now, the reason
he will generate money is... LeBron don't play in the G League, Taylor?
No, yeah, he's not... He didn't play in the G League.
LeBron is playing for the Lakers.
The G League is the Developmental League. But, of
course, the reason why it's exciting
is because he's LeBron's son.
But if he was LeBron's son,
they wouldn't make any money for the franchise,
okay, then you don't have to do it. But he's going to be
making so much fucking money for them.
So it's a no-brainer. So everybody's talking
it up to this nepotism thing. Of course,
yes, playing with the dad is cool. It's a good storyline.
But he's going to make way more money than
they're actually paying him.
So it's a no-brainer do it. These other
teams wanted to do it, but
Rich Paul was like, nah, he's going to go play in Australia.
He only tried out for two teams.
But the sun's in the lake
Other teams
We're gonna do it
Now there's there's some
There's some other shit
That people ain't talking about
What?
There's two things
One we might have to cut
The other
We can probably keep it
Think we can probably keep it
Again I'm no fucking doctor
But Brony's got health issues
Right
He had a heart attack
He's got kidney failure
He's got all
You know
Apparently a lot of shit
When you're like doing the
when you're doing the actual medical tests on the players
because you get the in-depth.
I don't know what would cause this.
Sometimes you have congeneral heart issues.
I'll tell you this, man.
I don't want to hear nobody upset about Bronte James
because LeBron James is a powerful person
who put himself in a position of power.
He put his guys in a position of power,
Rich Paul and all of them.
Rich Paul is the most powerful agent in basketball.
LeBron James is still the most powerful player in basketball,
and he was able to get his son up spot on the roster.
But that ain't even, that's impressive.
JJ Reddick is the head coach.
Dang.
It's more impressive.
Dang.
I don't understand y'all making more noise about Brony.
Ronnie played at least a year at USC.
He was a McDonald's High School, All-American.
He had more of a shot of being an NBA player than Jay-J-J-J-J-J-Rash.
Redick doesn't be in the head coach
of the Lakers?
Stop, stop.
No.
Jay's the Great White Hope, bro.
The Lakers?
The Great White Hope.
Your Chairman.
Oh.
Not the Lakers, bro.
You guys.
Great White Hope.
Started.
What can Charlotte?
You know what?
The Lakers?
Great white home, bro.
You never know.
All I'm simply saying is.
You watch that pod.
The pod looks like he knows the fucking
I said it on here a million times.
I don't think there's a more brilliant basketball mind.
I haven't heard one.
I can't even listen to JJ Reddick and LeBron James podcast
because it's too high school.
That shit is for players.
Yeah.
That shit is for high school players, college players, pro players.
I like listening to it because you learn things,
but that shit ain't for me.
Yeah.
If he's able to get that man the head coaching job,
that's way more impressive than getting Bronier spot on the roster, bro.
Getting spawning a spot on the roster is cool.
I respect it.
Salute to you, love seeing it.
Well, JJ Redding, your podcast host?
Yeah.
That's a Tooby movie.
That's a fucking Toot.
By the way.
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Jock, I don't know who convinced you to play an ugly motherfucker
because you had some, in the script, you had to be ugly to play the role.
And he takes these gas station pills that make him fine.
And that's all I'm telling you.
Ronnie Jordan,
mah.
Ronnie, you delivered so much comedic.
I mean, when I say I laughed so fucking much.
Go to Tobe
Watch
I got a story to tell
It's only 44 minutes
hilarious
Yo
Huh
Fucking like I'm doing a Toobie movie
I'm telling you right now
I'm doing a Toobie
I got a movie that's coming out on Toobie
Really?
Yeah, yeah
Is it directed like a Tooby movie
No
See I don't want that
Yeah I know
I want my thing
Be like a Toobie movie
Salute to Snoot films
That did I got a story
To tell I'm telling you
I want to do a Toobie movie
Like Toobie
Straight up.
I don't even want guns.
I want to use my fingers.
Pah, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p.
He's shooting at people from your fingers, ducking this shit.
That's what I want.
Watch.
We're going to do a fucking breakfast club murder mystery.
That's fire, actually.
That's fire like a who done it.
Yes.
Going to do a breakfast club murder mystery.
Yo.
Remember when we thought that guy was dead that morning?
Yeah.
Who?
There was a guy we thought was dead, Joe.
Fat dude?
Just sleep?
No.
He was just laid out.
I'm like, oh shit.
Because he was saying like, hello, like he was not answering.
I was treating him like that fucking raccoon in the trash.
But it was like I knew he was in the trash.
So I was sneaking up on it like,
running back.
The motherfucker would not move, man.
He would not move.
We thought he was dead.
He wasn't breathing.
He ended up waking up.
I think he was ignoring us.
Yeah, we started calling.
We started calling the station.
He worked at a bunch of different stuff.
We was trying to figure it out.
Because I'm like, yo, who?
I'm like, do we call it?
Should we call the medics?
No, like that's it.
Straight up.
And then after about two hours,
which probably was dead already,
if we had waited that long.
Yeah, y'all didn't care.
Y'all didn't care.
He had a show to do.
He had to come back and forth.
And then he just woke up like,
and it was some type of medication he was on
that had him passed out for two hours.
But he looks like the guy from scary movie
when he goes, grab my hand.
He does.
He does.
He does.
He does. He does. Let's do some asking idiots, my. Let's do it. Let's do some ascan idiots mine.
Jono underscore beaten says if you could invent a new conspiracy theory, what would it be?
What do you mean, if I could?
Ha!
You're your first time listening to the show?
Exactly. What are you talking about?
Okay. New conspiracy theory. Biden is alive.
Damn.
What do you think about that one?
Well, Biden is actually a lot.
What do you think about that?
That's a good one, Taylor.
I'm not mad at it.
I'm not mad at it.
Now, what do you got?
If I could invent a new conspiracy theory, what would it be?
About y'all's, what would you guys?
About us?
I was going to say, mine would be, if I could invent a new conspiracy theory, what would it be?
John F. Kennedy wasn't assassinated.
He just, he just, he just,
went out for a little ride wanted to clear his head.
What?
What?
He's so annoying you.
B underscore the Don underscore says,
what's the most important political policy for both of you?
I don't know if it's a political policy,
but for me, man, it's just upper mobility, man.
I want to see people doing good.
Black rights.
I'm not mad at that one.
Joe Biden, step it up.
Let's bleep that.
Because somebody will take that, isolate that one shit.
All right, let me try again.
White rights.
Okay, whoever's going to give us more than the blacks, you got my vote.
Stupid, man.
Mine is open mobility for, I want everybody to be financially good and I want people to be safe.
Those are my two things.
I don't know if those are considered policies.
But I want everybody to be able to have food on their table or roof over their head.
And I want us to feel safe as a society.
Those are the...
Well, I mean, all that falls under the financial thing, right?
Because, you know, if you got some money, then you can afford your health care and all of that good stuff like that, you know?
You shouldn't have to pay for health care.
You shouldn't.
Why not?
This is America.
Because we're humans.
I feel like shit happens.
I don't feel like we should have to pay.
It's like pay for water.
We should have to pay for water.
You really shouldn't have to pay for fucking water, yeah.
Why shouldn't we have...
I think about this shit
every time I...
By the way,
every time I go to, like,
islands and shit
or I'll be out in nature,
I'd be thinking about that.
God gave us everything
we needed on this planet
to survive and thrive,
and we found a way
to fuck it up through capitalism.
You really shouldn't have to pay for water,
bro.
Here's an argument.
Are there certain restrictions
on the growth
or, like, having animals,
growth of crops,
or having animals,
etc.?
New York said you can't have a farm in the city.
But you can't.
Where would you put it?
Central Park?
Again, I don't know.
But let's say, for example, they made it illegal to have a farm in the city.
If they said that, I'd be like, all right, well, then you have to, you have to government
regulation.
You have to give me food.
You're restricting my ability to make my own food, make my own produce, make my own chickens
or whatever.
If you make it illegal for me to feed myself, you got to feed me.
You can't make it illegal for me to feed myself.
Just so I can buy shit from you.
Yeah.
So I think there is something to that.
Now, when it comes to getting, you know, free food or free, whatever the fuck it is,
if you restrict my ability to do something myself, then you have to, what's it called it?
We was in the grocery store in Anguilis.
It's called Best Buy.
And Nila asked for some aloe vera.
And the woman said, go get it from outside.
There's a tree right there.
It's a tree right fucking there.
Yeah.
And that's what you did.
I'm sick of these city folk don't know about all the aloe.
That's what I'm saying.
Break off the leaf and you just rub it.
I remember I got a bad sunburn in Puerto Rico.
It's unbelievable, bro.
Yeah.
Same thing with Salasot.
We leaving a restaurant.
My home girl, AJ, suit to AJ from We Talk Back podcast.
She has to drive her like, yo, where's the sour stop?
You know, every time we go there, we get sourced up.
And what's that?
Oh.
One of the most beneficial, healthiest fruits helps fight.
cancer, it makes your immune system better.
It's just incredible.
The guy pulled over. He's like, oh, we're passing my house right now.
Pulled right over, jumped out, picked some sysop off the tree, got some leaves, gave him to her.
Wow.
That's like, come on, man.
That's what I'm saying.
So if you can do that yourself, if that's legal to do, then, yeah, it's on us to do it.
Yeah, man.
You have a community garden, you know, you have different.
Well, what about the water?
You really don't think we should have water for things.
So what I would say is if you restrict my ability to get one.
water from somewhere. In other words, if you say
to me, Andrew, you have
a property in Brooklyn, but you're not allowed to build a well.
You must get water
from the city. I would go,
all right, well, you got to pay for it. Because I could
dig a well right here and get my water. If you're saying
that's illegal and I have to get water through you,
I'm going to need y'all to cough it up.
Subsidize it. You can't
bully me into paying you for shit that I
could get out the ground.
So that's what I would say.
Whereas, like, electricity, I can't
get that out the ground. I need you for
electricity, so I'll pay for it. And low-key, like, you're doing me a favor even bringing the
pole over by me to get the electricity. But if you restrict shit, that it just exists,
like if they said, for example, you can't collect rainwater. I'd be like, well, now you got to pay
for my water. So don't you think that kind of is fair? I see that. If it doesn't rain all the time,
like, I don't know. I just feel like water specifically is shouldn't. I don't think you should
have to pay for water. I shouldn't have to pay for nothing I can produce myself. Yeah, that's what
we're saying. But if they restrict your ability
to produce it, then they
stop me from peeing? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
But you don't pee more than you drink.
Yeah. I don't know about that.
You can't drink and drink. Can't.
I think you probably, it's probably the same
because every time you drink, you got to pee. You could process
it. Yeah, but then you're going to
get less and less time and then you're going to be
the object. Yeah. You need someone else's
peeve. You need someone else's pee. No, you can.
Never took a shot of your own pee?
Nope. Never?
No.
Never.
You never peeved with a boner and it hits your lips?
No.
You never put a little pee in your eye because you have pink eye?
Why would the pee?
That would probably give you pink up?
No, I curious.
What do you mean?
Why would the pee hit his lip if he's being in the toilet?
You know a owner.
His bonus point up for some reason.
It's weird.
You're not going to call that?
Al's bono's point down.
You're not going to say it like you've seen it.
He's no.
He's told me.
Al's bonus point down like a horse.
drip, trip, drip, drip.
They should go down.
Drip, trip, trip.
Nah, mine is straight.
No, this shit go down.
I really don't care.
I was saying.
Wait, you never seen a real boner?
They go up.
If you're laying down.
No, if you're standing up, they go up.
What do you mean they go up?
Hold on it.
That's what I'm saying?
Have you never seen a bono?
What do you sound like McMill?
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Get up.
Get up.
Della, you've never seen a boner before?
They have, and they don't go up.
What are you talking about?
They literally go up.
They're like, duh.
Basically, he has a curve.
That's what he said.
Yeah, but I'm not.
I don't have a curve.
I got this straight up.
You have weird sideways dicks.
You're not even getting good dick.
Low key, no disrespect.
First of all, a sideways thing is great.
That's because you never had the straight.
Like that Philly dick.
For real.
Everybody on that.
So that's what the dick do.
It leans to the left.
I don't have a silly guy in a lot.
Guanga says, how do you cut out family from your life
that aren't good for your mental health?
Which says this motherfucker.
Okay?
You know what I mean?
Make sure they never get a passport.
Exactly.
This is why I love Bernie and listening.
I posted that video from Manguilla earlier.
There's bad people in comments,
well, did you take your brothers?
No.
You got a passport?
Nah.
Just checking.
Hey, man.
I think I reserve the right to cut out anybody from my life who's not good for my mental health.
I think distance is the most important thing you can give to a person that is not good for your mental health, you know, because you're not saying that you don't fuck with them.
You're not saying you don't like them.
You're just saying I'm going to distance myself, you know what I mean, and let you go on about your merry way.
Yeah.
Or can you answer these two?
Which one?
All right, these be the last two.
Flashman James, do you think screamers are going to stay around for a while or disappear like Vine Stars?
That is a good...
A lot of Vine Stars turn into...
That is a good question.
I think screamers have more longevity.
Yeah.
And the reason I think Screamers have more longevity because you tend to fall in love with
the personality of the screamers.
Screamers are just personality, bro.
Like, I mean, like, what Kays and Nodd is doing,
what actors doing, what any of those guys?
And they're still around?
Yeah, thank you.
They're still around, right?
Those guys are just personalities at the end of the day.
It's just that they're, you know,
distributing their personality through a different platform,
you know, like you're used to seeing personalities
on television, you're used to seeing them on radio,
you used to hearing them on podcasts.
Screaming is just the new thing, you know, 12 years ago,
13 years ago, people would have been asking the same question
about podcasts.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's, yeah.
It's a large, it's a large dedication of time, though.
I think that's the barrier for entry is like the really effective streamer stream for hours on end.
Yeah, yeah.
Some stream just the whole fucking day.
Yeah.
Vine is three seconds.
Tick-Tock stars.
You can see the influencer trends starting to fall apart.
And it's not this falling apart, but it's like anytime like something is easy and people make a lot of money doing it, it attracts everybody.
And then once everybody does it, there's less money for it.
for everybody and then it kind of dies.
But the most talented people will be around.
The most talented people innovate, they change, they do cool shit.
The thing with streaming, which is different than like TikTok, you know, doing the dancing
or the modeling or these types of things, is that you need to do that shit for eight hours
straight.
Not a lot of people are willing to dedicate that time.
Yeah.
And so you already are going to shrink the amount of people willing to give it a try.
Everybody would lip sync or dance or take a shirt off or do whatever for reviews.
If you found that you can make millions of dollars doing that shit, you're like, fuck, yeah,
I'll do it.
And if people can, if people are willing to invest that type of time into you, like, they stand around.
They're building a deep connection.
Regardless if they stay in for eight hours at a time, but they're coming back and forth for two of those eight hours.
Yeah.
People like that have no choice but to be around because people are too invested in them.
Yeah, I think streaming is not going anywhere.
I say, it's not, like you said, it's not as frivolous as some of these other things.
And like what you said, do you think screamers are going to stay around?
The only other thing I would say is the demo.
because you do outgrow things as a consumer.
But I think to what Taylor said earlier
about some of the Vine Stars,
I personally believe somebody like a Kai Sinat
can evolve.
And whether it's acting, whether it's talented,
whether it's hosting a variety show,
I just think there's other things
that he'll be able to do.
You make a great point.
I think streaming will exist.
I think that there'll be a lot of new streamers
that continue to come up
because as people age out of stream,
in order to watch streaming,
you need a lot of free time.
Kids have free time.
Adults just don't have free time, right?
So I would imagine the majority of the people
consuming the content in the actual live stream are children.
And the adults that are fans are watching more clips
or a YouTube thing somebody puts out, etc.,
that is referencing it.
So unless you age up with your audience
and change what you do,
as your audience anges out of the stream,
you might lose fan base and then it moves.
So the talented ones will always innovate.
That's just how it works.
And diversify it.
I think Act did a very good job of being a streamer.
Yep.
And then I think, you know, launching the podcast was perfect.
Exactly.
You know, because now you're establishing yourself as a personality.
You know, I mean, you are, we know you had personality
because we've been watching you on.
Now you're an interviewer as well.
Exactly.
You've developed a new skill sets.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And I think Kai is doing the same thing.
Kai hasn't, you know, started another platform outside of streaming, like, like Act has,
because Act does the podcast and streaming.
They've done, like, they've done different types of streams, and he's always theming his stuff.
The sketch stuff, I think, is really good.
It's almost like a reality show.
So he's adding, like, reality elements.
You've seen this streamer speed do it.
Like, he's doing this global tour.
It's a really brilliant way to, like, galvanize audiences around the world because it's like,
okay, here I'm in Poland and now I'm in Italy and now I'm in Croatia.
It's like, you're basically becoming the world stream.
by doing it.
And, yeah, it's just really smart.
So the guys that are really smart and effective
and innovative will always succeed,
they'll figure something out.
Has Ty been in movies?
I don't know.
Not yet, but it's coming.
I know Kevin Hart's going to travel.
I already knew Kevin putting him in something.
He's saying it.
I do wonder about the Vine Star.
Only Vine Star I can remember was,
well, then DC Young Fly was on Vine,
if I'm not mistaken.
King Bach.
King Batch.
I'm trying to think of people.
People who kept going.
I think Logan Paul was on Vine.
Logan Paul was on Vine?
I think so.
Yeah, he was.
But who's the guy we had?
We don't give Logan and Jake enough credit, man.
Yeah, man.
Just the way they were able to go from Internet personalities
to full-fledged stars.
You have to develop an art.
Like, you have to...
You can say whatever you want about Logan,
but you can't say that he's bad at wrestling.
He's dedicated the time to be good at the thing.
Same thing with Jake.
Jake and boxing.
So they're not doing like influencer boxing.
Or influencer at WWE.
You know when like you see a famous person
that pops in for a second.
You're seeing actually skilled talent,
passionate execution.
That's right.
And that is the difference between the influencers
and the stars.
Same thing with the DC.
I think Jets hilarious too.
I give them all that credit
because I remember watching them.
I fell in love with all the men's right.
Cardi.
She dedicated to the music.
If you don't have an art, you flame out quick
and nobody really gives a puck.
It's as simple as that.
You got to find one thing.
And by the way, that's the advice I give anybody,
even people that aren't screaming with influence.
Find one thing you want to do.
I met this cool kid at the airport yesterday.
He was 18 years old.
Tall as shit.
He's a boxer.
And he was just talking to me.
And he was like, man,
you got the advice for me.
And I told him, I said,
find one thing
it is that you want to do.
I get advice to everybody.
Find one thing.
I don't care what is it.
He was a boxer.
Find one thing you want to do.
Dedicate to that.
Focus on that.
I promise you everything else
will fall into place.
Because that is how you stop
going down the influencer trap.
Because now that the influencers
aren't making the money that they used to,
they're not getting the attention they used to,
they're starting to realize that the jig is kind of up.
Jig is up.
And what do you do when the jig is up?
You have to do more extreme things to get the attention.
Oh, my God.
So if you're a girl, you start doing Onlyfans.
It used to be able to just take pictures in your bikini.
That don't work anymore.
That's not getting the same clicks.
You're not getting the same brand deals.
The money's low.
You already bought three Lamborghinis.
You've got to find a way to pay for them.
Wow.
And Onlyfans.
And then you start just naked on the Onlyfans.
And then the money starts to drive up there.
Now you take a dick on the only fans.
Can you imagine sucking dick on Only to get upstage by a person
who didn't even suck a dick
just described dick sucking in such a pure way
that it captivated the world?
Yeah.
That shit would piss me to fuck on.
100%.
I'm out here really sucking this dick.
I'm out here really spitting on these motherfuckers
come all down my throat.
You know what I'm saying?
Jerking off the motherfuckers,
smelly balls and shit.
Meanwhile, this young lady just described it.
Romantically.
Woo.
That's the difference between art.
Is she getting a TV show?
She needs something.
Dang.
She needs something.
Cut what?
I'm actually, I'm going to cut that part.
Why?
Cut what?
No, as in like, I'm going to make it just isolate,
sucking dick and everything else you were saying.
All right.
Okay, Taylor.
If that makes you feel better about yourself.
No, I know what I'm gonna do with it.
The hop tool girl still doing better than you.
Um.
First of my, so's who?
You said you suck too?
I said, says who.
Oh.
I was like, damn.
You just reduced yourself to that.
I suck to do.
I suck tour.
You want to be the sub-tour girl?
Taylor's a suck-toe girl.
I didn't even say that.
We're not about to make that a thing.
That's what you just said.
Stop.
I said, yo.
That's what you say.
I literally did not say that.
Suck tour.
Oh, that'd be a great.
Somebody make that on Mortal Kombat.
Suck Tua versus Hawk Tour.
Taylor versus the Hawk Tour.
South out.
Suck Tour versus Hawk Tour.
Sub zero scorpion.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, you're annoying.
All right, as always.
What you, what?
I wanted you to answer that one.
I thought that was a good way to end.
Which one you want us to answer?
Fine.
Yeah, as always, if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're smart,
you think we're intelligent,
you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast
and you think we're just a couple idiots
who don't know shit, you're right too.
It's a brilliant idiotous podcast.
Thank you for listening.
Peace.
