The Brilliant Idiots - Seusspear In The Park

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

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I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiots Podcast. Shalameen God. We are a brilliant news podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness.

What is happening? Hezakia Walker. Chris is back, Joe. Chris is back. OG COVID, middle-aged COVID in the building. He's beat it yet again. Yet again. How many times you beat COVID?

Chris? How many times you beat COVID? This will be my second time. Bro, isn't it crazy how you are undefeated against China like Taiwan? You and Taiwan have continued to route China every time at times to take you out. Give it a minute. Yeah, I was going to say, let's not push our left back. Yo, that is true.

So we shouldn't brag about it. Don't brag about it. That's right. Be humbling your wins. I respect my opponent, yeah. You have to. You have to. You're humble in your wins.

China might just be letting them win for now. That's the long game Let you get confident Oh is that Taiwan What? That must be China I thought that would be vineyard You could tell from

Those mountains There are a lot of bays That have those type of mountains We're talking about the picture behind us For those of us listening How was your week? Hasn't you just rock Toronto T. Dot 6? Man, that was unbelievable, bro

How was it? How many people? It was 26,000 Wow Yeah As a stand-up fucking comic No song no bars, just jokes.

26,000 people. It was unbelievable, man. So much. How is that for you being a comic, man? Do you still have the same level of intimacy with a 20, with a C? That was always my concern. Yeah. I was always my concern going into it.

I was like, can I still hold the attention? Can I still like create tension and then have that release? And we did a bunch of things to make sure that could happen. We spent a lot of money doing those things too. Like screens. The screens. Like, that creates the intimacy for those people that are all the way upstairs on the back. We have them, like, angled at a certain way so that, like, everybody in the room can see you

and all the energy is directing towards you. Like, there's just a lot of things that we kind of did because that's the most important thing. Because you could do smaller venues, just do more shows. Yeah. And if the show suffered, then I would just rather do that because I want people to come out, have the best show. But the energy was great. Toronto.

You know, thank you so much, man. Yeah, but sometimes you got to let people see your dick, man. You got to, you know, you hit me. You were like, yo, I don't think you flexing this. You ain't stunting it, man. You know what I'm saying? We hit the video to post on the ground. I said, we're editing it, bro.

Give us a second. Flex is coming Monday. Only just because it's not even about the flexing. I don't think there's a better flex than having people. You know what I'm saying? It ain't like you're showing a lot of money. You ain't showing no juice to people. Like, you got, for anybody who ever front.

on you who said, oh, what's you doing not gonna work, you're not funny, whatever, whatever. When you got 26,000 people coming to see you once. That's what a fucking rapist play, bro. Yeah. No, I'm saying? Yeah, we did it.

Yeah, we did it twice, man. We did it Friday and Saturday. Damn. It was crazy. Damn. That's not been, it hasn't been the biggest venue so far, though, right? No, but it's just like in perspective.

Yeah, this is the biggest venue I've ever done. But, like, to put things in perspective, it's like, Drake is there this Friday, Saturday, Saturday. Now he has two shows Dang Now I'm sure Drake can perform 100 shows In his hometown Toronto

He could do as much as you want But just the idea that we're in the same venue In the same locker room Yeah yeah And doing the same amount of show Like it's just so cool He gave you a jersey bro But that was fire man

Yeah to get the Raptors jersey Come on man The Maple least one It was just it was so cool I wish you were up there bro I'm not stepping foot in Toronto Are you crazy Why why they come for you?

I don't know I've been to Toronto before though You know they love brilliant idiots out there. Yeah, they do, man. That's like one of the OG. They love Aubrey Graham out there, too. Oh, that's true. He could stop at the border. That's true. There's brilliant idiots before Aubrey? Nah, about the same. Around the same. All right, fair enough. But yeah, it was just so fucking cool, man, the energy from those people. Like, the energy was just crazy. And you've been building up because you started doing comedy shows there. Of course. Man, man, man, man, man. What, you, you're in Dubai?

in a big arena too, right? Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. So, yeah, we're going to go. Right next, we go to Europe. So we got Ireland and then we got Scotland, we got Manchester, and then we got London, Amsterdam, and then we go to Abu Dhabi. And they got the UFC on Saturday.

And on Sunday, we're doing the same venue. The same venue. Like, that's another thing that's crazy, bro. Come on, man. Like, bro, when we're going to Australia, we're doing one of the venues, they do the Australian open the tennis thing. Come on, man. It's just crazy.

I still haven't even processed everything from it. Really? Yeah. So you still feel like that guy doing the cell in New York? Yeah, 100%. Like, I have been processed. Like, even in it, you know, you're thinking about it and you're like, what is, what is happy?

You're looking at all that, like, when we went in there earlier, you're looking at every empty seat and you're like, holy shit, this is all going to be full. And then we're going to do it again. And it's like, yeah, my brain just couldn't accept it. It was the weirdest thing. I still feel like people haven't fully grasped what you're doing. Oh, I realize what I am. What?

I'm like a Latin pop star in America. You know how like a Latin pop star will go like they're like sell out a fucking stadium. But they'll be walking out of the street and nobody know who they are. You never heard of them, but they got 20 million Instagram follows. But then two people will see them on the street and go, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then other people are like, who's that? Like, so I think that's where I am in the ecosystem.

But, but they'll get it probably next year. If they do, they do, I'm grateful. I know, but I'm saying when I say they'll get it next year because next year is when you start hitting America. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's going to be funny.

And that's when people act like, oh my God, can you believe this? Yeah, you cock suckers. Did you not see what the fuck has been going on in the past few years? Yeah. Man, proud of you. And everybody that did, you know,

it was cool for them to be in that space as well. There's all these people hit me up. I'd be like, yo, I saw you in a club with 100 people. And then they're there at this moment. And it's like, imagine being on that journey. Imagine telling your friend, 10 years ago, like, yo, this guy's really funny, we should go see him. And everybody's, and all your friends

are like, who is he? I don't know who he is. No, trust me, I'm telling you this guy. And then you get to take those same friends to the fucking arena. Man. You know? Man. Just cool. I just be trying to figure how you last an hour on stage with your bowels, bro. Like, how do you control your bowels for an hour? I wonder if it just shuts off. I think,

I don't think I've farted on stage before. I don't think I've, I definitely haven't stopped to go. Yeah, I think your brain is just locked down. Why is that? Like, how how come, like, I was the same before we, like, Spider flight That body checks in Hey we got one job

But I was saying before the pod started How you get to a certain age You can't hold nothing Yeah You know what I'm saying Like you feel like you gotta pee all the time You feel like you got to shit all of the time The only thing you don't have enough of is nut

Yo it's facts man Yeah it's facts That nut bro That you don't have a lot of that Yeah Everything else you feel like you got too much of Yeah Yeah

I mean do you fuck a lot I mean, I'm satisfied. I'm a very satisfied individual. That's a no. I don't. That's the best non-ant-time ever heard. You're very satisfied because you don't need it all the time. You know what's so crazy?

How many times a week? You know what so crazy? Think about back in the day before we were married men. If you ask me a question, no, no, I am going to answer it. But if you asked me a question like that back in the day, and you goddamn right, I'm fucking our time. But when it's just you and your wife, when it's just your wife and you have, faithful, man, you don't want to answer that shit.

You know what I mean? Do you fuck a lot, Andrew? No. Get off the goddamn road, okay? It's either your wife or 26,000 people, right? In an arena. Which one you want, man? I want my wife, man.

Nah, but I think you just get old. You're like, I don't really do all this fucking... You understand love. I mean, I want to hear from your 31-year-old ass tail. What's a lot? Bro, if I'm fucking two times a week, that's, no, no, that is more than enough. More than enough. How many times for you?

I'm a spiritual journey, so I'm not doing any. How much hoeing was you doing that you had to go on a spiritual? Don't do that. I wasn't holding at all. I wasn't honing at all. It's not anything about. You out there throwing it so much, you got to give it to God? No, I'm just like, no.

I didn't give it to everybody but God. Everybody didn't guide it except for God, but now let me give it to God. No, I'm just protecting my energy more, just around, just friendship, of everything else too. So to me, yeah. When I was, probably like three times.

I'm good. Oh. That's solid. Because if you got jobs, it's like, three is more than enough. Three is, yes.

Three I'm an addict. Yeah, three a week is kind of crazy. If I'm having six, three, what days? What day? Shala, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday? Three a week kind of crazy.

That's crazy, bro. Why is that crazy? If you have a lot of, sex three times a week you poor. You think of us? Come on, yo. We're working, yo. Yeah, three a week kind of crazy, yo. I'm in bed by 10.

What do you mean how long is the session? Because that's what matters, too. You're asking married men too many persons. Until I nut. Okay. That's how long. Until I nut. No, hopefully they're not first.

But when I nut, it's over. You fucking are like? No. I'm like averaging probably 1.5. That's good. We're in love. Yo, son, 1.5? Can I be honest and tell?

That's the real shit. Four point five is fire. Yeah. What is the point five? Because some weeks you go two and you're like, I'm a fiend. I'm a fiend, bro. I'm crazy. I'm horny.

Dick hard all the time. Two times a week. What about mathivation though? Nah. I left that shit in my 20s, bro. I ain't masturbating no more. You still masturbating? You still jerking off?

Yes. Just you could get your steps in. You don't masturbate with the Apple Watch? You do that shit? Look at your heart rate? Watch your heart rate? Slow down. Slow down.

You don't do that? No. Come on, man. Don't ever give up on the masturbation. No, I don't. I don't. I'll ever give up on that personal touch. Nah, I don't do that shit.

I only jerk off on the road if they got the soap in the shower already. Nah, bro. Mastabating is like putting the screens up in the arena, man. You still gotta have that level of intimacy with yourself, man. How are you going to lose your small crowd mentality, yo? Right. Okay.

What you mean? I can't believe y'all don't masturbate. Y'all, how often do you jerk off? Not a lot. You know what's that? What, how much? Definitely once a week, at least. Wow.

At least, man. Throw the mic to Chris. I don't know Chris can relate it. Chris, Chris, Chris, how many times you jerk off, man? Be honest. Well, I mean, my problem is I got a two-bedroom apartment. There's not a lot of, uh... Look at these excuses, Jeff.

Look at these excuses. But that wasn't what we asked. You still do it. Yeah, that's... Yeah. I know, I know. It's good, man. Relief stress is good, man. Can you hear your family doing things around you when you're doing it?

Oh, no, no. I'm like, that's great. Well, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, you can't. Like, so where do you find time to do? You just lie and say you have COVID so you can stay on the fucking stuff. Nobody, nobody come in this room for two weeks. There's nothing wrong with it, man.

You jerking off once a week In the car? No Where? You got a lot of women in your house Yeah, you got four daughters A wife They're at school

During the day During the day is literally You're at work during the day No, I'm home by like noon Oh I'm home by like noon So you just go home and spray down the house Sometimes

This depends It depends sometimes man I wanted to rub one out of this one out of this week. I don't get a chance to, though. Why not? I didn't have time. What inspired it? I don't know. That's the crazy thing. You just be old

with a hard dick for no reason. But that's how you know you healthy. You know what I'm saying? Is that true? Absolutely. Like, my blood be going. Like, before I still wake up with the Woody. No. Yeah, man. I wake up with the bono this morning. I thought someone was wrong. Really? I called my heart doctor.

Man, shut up. I think it's over, bro. I think it's over, bro. I think it's over, bro. Something's happening, bro. That was one of the side effects of the cholesterol medication I was afraid of a rectoid dysfunction,

but I don't have that problem. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's that. You know it's so funny about the cholesterol medication, that's another way you know you get known. Like, you just be on the phone randomly with your people's

and you find yourself going in CVS and then you be like, somebody's like, what's you picking up? Oh, I'm a cholesterol medicine. You know what I'm saying? And you just keep the conversation going like it's nothing. Everybody got to go pick their prescriptions up. What's your prescription, Chris?

How many of you guys? Oh, my God. How many prescriptions you got? Don't even get him started. Actually, I went off all my stuff. I decided to clear the plate. Really? Really?

Yeah. What? What's up, man? You're hanging it up? I'm good. I don't eat anything like that. I meant for the lime stuff. Oh, you just said, oh, okay, okay.

Yeah, I went off all my supplements. Way, you just gave my sister a bunch of advice of what to get. So now you put her up. You might work for her. Your sister got Lyme disease? Yeah, she just found out now. She probably had this shit for probably. 10 years. That should probably be living dormant in you from Chris,

yo. Is that shit contagious? No. Oh. I can't know where I like that. Damn. All right. Taylor's game by any mean, what's this shit, Taylor? By all memes necessary. This is where we go over a bunch of memes. They're really not memes, though. Okay, trending for the moment.

All right. You know, this is the part of the show where we do the thing we've been doing for fucking 10 years. That's the name it. the show this is. Sometimes packaging is good. No, this is great packaging. This is great packaging. This is great packaging. It's great. It's great. Just like when T.I.

Packers is trap music. There we go. Okay. Jimmy Butler has who hair? Emo hair. What is emo hair? What is emo hair? This story is, I mean, it was really funny, but who gives a fuck? I think Jimmy Butler is amazing because Jimmy Butler knows how to capture attention on Media Day. He did this

last year with the dreadlocks. He's doing it this year with the hair. I think Jimmy Butler is fantastic. He's a man. He's the man. Like, I love anybody in any sport who can be a showman, you know? Because I think a lot of times showmanship like this is regulated to, like, boxing, the UFC. Because NBA players and football players usually just go out there and just show an, you know, otherworldly level of skill. And that's enough for us.

I like this. Who knows? Is that his real hair? I just love that you don't give a fuck what people think about. Nah, he don't. That's fine. And I loved after Damian Lillard went to the Bucks, he got on social media and said they need to be investigated for tampering. Ooh.

That's what Jimmy said about the bucks. You didn't see that? Snitching. That's what I'm saying. I love Jimmy, bro. He's the man. He's a guy. He should be a Nick, though.

You don't think Jimmy Bully give Nick Kennedy? I mean, we would fall in love with this guy. This guy would get the key to the city. Yeah. It would be absolutely incredible. Saluted, Jimmy. Get to the big news, Taylor. There we go. Travis Kelsey.

Travis Kelsey. Still talking about her. We were talking about this on Flager just right now. How many NBA games Beyonce went to and not one of them got shut down? Damn. I'm just saying. I mean, Beyonce's at the NBA games. They're like, yo, that's Jay-Z's wife.

This girl right here is shutting down football games. Now, listen, is it because the NBA isn't as big as the NFL? Or is it because? Nobody's as big as Taylor. Damn. I'm just saying. Well, I'm a- The tension she's getting for just showing up to a game is crazy.

If we're being, if we're being honest, which I feel like brilliant idiots is, you should believe us from relying. I feel like, yeah, this is a different, this is an OG level of superstardom that Taylor Swift has. This is 90. Free internet superstardom, yo.

90 super, it is. It is. This is 90 celebrity. It is. It really is. Like, I don't know, I don't know what happened. How about this? I'll give y'all something.

let's say hypothetically I don't believe it's let's say Taylor is worse than Beyonce and all things blah blah blah but more people are obsessed with her than any other person on the planet right now right now so she might not be as talent

it might not be all those things give that to Beyonce because I hate the fact that we always got to compare even though I start that okay so let's let's just have this conversation more people are obsessed with her than anybody else on the planet right now in this moment.

Let me just say that. I agree. Polk? Who? Exactly. Who? The Pope? Polk this dick in your mouth!

Yo! Did we just alley-oop you? Yo, did me and Chris just alley-up you? And you hit a hoon. It was crazy, bro. The who you hit was like this. Give me that fucking camera. How you had?

Who? Who? That was crazy. Yesterday I was in Atlanta, man. They tried to catch you. Listen, man. That's why you left the BT. Yvesant was.

Different type of catch. That is. You're very careful. I was walking the green carpet. I cannot remember the guy's name, man. He was doing interviews for hip hop dX. White dude. I'm so sorry.

I can't remember your name because he's a super brilliant idiotist fan. And like they were towards the end of the carpet. And so they was kind of rushing me, right? So I was already kind of like done with doing interviews. And he was just, he said, man, I just want to say what's up and take a picture, man. And he was like, I said, oh, stuff, man. He was like, he was like, how I don't really feel like doing more interviews. He was like, it's all good.

He was like, I love brian, idiotis, blah, blah, this and that. He said, man, I'm glad to see you here, man, celebrating 50 years of hip hop. I said, yeah, man, it's dope. He said, you know, what do you think of Atlanta's role in here? But we're just talking. He's like, dope. He said, yo, you heard of that new rapper, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, He topping off?

I'm looking, right? And I'm like, you almost fucking got me. You almost fucking got me. Yo, I laugh. I laughed so hard. I had to do an interview with him, yo. I was like, yo, come on, man, we got to do an interview. Because he almost got, he had me right there.

Because he let it in with just regular conversation, asking about hip-hop. And you know, in Atlanta, there's always a new fucking rapper popping up. So you don't know if I'm like, I'm like, I'm in my head, hopping off. But the place to do that on the red carpet. Oh, my God. That's his name.

Oh, my God, man. Shout to him, bro. Salute to you, man. Hip-DX. Yeah, he worked, he was doing interviews on the green carpet with hip-hop DX. Man, I feel so bad. I can't remember his name. God, damn.

I was BT Awards, man. Why did you post this thing you left because they were running late? Because I left because they was running fucking late. What do you mean? What you mean? What you mean? what I mean? What do you mean you left? Well, you know,

Breakfast Club comes on BET every morning at 9 a.m. And, you know, they want us to make appearances at their award shows and stuff. Not a problem. So they was like, yo, we would love for you.

I come to the Beatty Hip Hop Awards. We were going to present with Fat Jokes, Fat Joe hosts, so we were going to do something on stage with Fat Joe. And so, yeah, me being the professional I am.

You know, I got there I was supposed to be there. Dress rehearsal was supposed to start at 12. Didn't start tell 2. Red Carpola was supposed to start at four. That actually did start on time.

And I was there the whole time. I was there from like 12 to 747. The 747 clearly said on the paper, hard out, got a flight to catch, get back to New York, already missed the day of work, you know, the missed the day of breakfast club flying down there. And so, wow.

So at 7 o'clock, at 7 o'clock, come on, it's just a part. It doesn't look like you never heard a part before, guys. You're acting like guys when they see a titty. At 7 o'clock, it was supposed to start at 7. Didn't start until 7, like 15, 7, 20. The baby opened the show. The baby opened the show, but the baby had to do his performance twice because they messed up something, yeah.

No, in front of the whole crowd? Well, I'm going to tell you the crazy part. The baby was doing rehearsal. I was watching the baby rehearsed. The baby's doing rehearsal. The baby literally says to him, hey, the curtain went up too fast. I didn't get the opportunity to change.

I'm not going to give away his performance, but you'll see when it comes on next week. You'll see what I mean. He performs like a little medley of song, right? But there's people who come out, you know, during his set, and he does an outfit change. But he told him in rehearsal, it went up too fast.

I didn't get an opportunity to change. Let's do it over. And somebody was just like, oh, don't worry. Like, you know what I mean? So, okay, long story short, two o'clock, rehearsal start. We're waiting to rehearse. Envy gets fed up, he leaves, right? I'm still there.

Stage manager comes stage manager is like, hell, okay, it's time for you all to rehearse. As soon as Envy leaves. I'm like, oh, when Envy left. And then they're like, oh, you look at the paper and they go, oh, well, y'all is just ad-libbing anyway. Don't worry about it. We do it in the show. So I ain't cool But we never even got to do it in the show

Because I told them Hey guys, I just want you all to know My heart out is 747 All right I'm leaving regardless So I left regardless Now This is awesome

Why? Did you, hold on hold on Did you? Okay, so envy left immediately No no envy left the goal changed because he wasn't, remember this is his dress rehearsal. So we were supposed to rehearse at 12. Rehearsals didn't start until two. Red carpet was four.

So Envy left to go change because we had been waiting for a couple of hours. So you never got the chance to rehearse. Never got the chance to rehearse. And then did you get the chance to shoot whatever you need to shoot? No, because we were shooting in the show. So we were supposed to go on stage around 740 something, you know, that do our part. It didn't be out for the airport. Like it literally said on the schedule, we have a hard out.

There's probably one more flight coming back from. That's right. I'm not, I can't stay in Atlanta overnight. I got a life. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like simple as that.

I don't know. That's what I. It's just intro just pre-recorded. Hey, man. Now, did you feel like something like this was going to happen? Absolutely. Okay. That's just,

because usually when people are frustrated by a thing, they have this premeditated conception, uh, what, conception of that thing? Yeah. And then it happens. And then it's like, why did I even put up with this shit? Here's the thing.

I expected it to happen. I kind of knew it was going to happen. And why? Why? Why did you have that? Leave me alone. All right. All right.

Okay. All right. Shut up. Leave me alone. It is fucking hysterical. Let me alone. I just knew it was going to happen. But what about it?

Like, why did you feel that? Like, what was your... What about it? Just experience. Listen, we've been with Paramount and Viacom for a long time. We've done a lot of these things. You know, we've done everything from the MTV Awards, MTV Movie Awards.

Was there a chance that you weren't going to go? Was there like this part of you in your brain? You were like, I never want to go. Yes. So here, that's the other thing that people... That's why you were annoyed. But I wasn't annoyed, though. And you know why I wasn't.

wasn't annoyed. Why? Because I knew that I controlled my own destiny in this situation. Meaning, you were leaving a simple. I'm leaving. I told, and everybody knew days in advance. Yeah. This is what it is.

It says right here, 747. I don't know if y'all think I'm not going to leave at 747, because there's other people there that were like, you know, hey, I'm going to leave. If y'all don't push up the show, I got to get out of here, yada, yada, yada. So other people also had this feeling about the show. So it's almost like there was a sentiment going into the show from the people they were so sad.

Hey, man, the show didn't intel like 11 o'clock at night from what I was told. Is that right? I wouldn't know because I was gone. And when I left, I started picking up, pick, packing up my stuff at 744. And I told envy, I said, yo, I'm out. He said, but you said 747, you got three minutes. I said by the time I get to the car, it'll be 747, they'll be coming in here saying, hey, you're about to go right now. You're about to tape y'all right now.

We're going to tape by the order. I said, I guarantee it. By the time I got to my car, NB texted me like, yo, they just came in the room and said to take us right now. I said, enjoy. And I went to the airport. I don't listen, man, I'm old. I'm wrong. Did he go do it without you?

No. He left like 15 minutes after me. So they didn't even go take? No. when they came into the room to tell them we're about to go tape they were lying no because they had the move because it was a lot going on it was a lot of moving parts you had a lot of different people I guess in the moment was frustrated they had performances they had to get in things like that you I'm not many people do you think uh it wasn't on time for if you

the whole show it was they literally was the whole show was like at least 40 minutes behind but listen once again I'm not even upset like you know we got the I flew down in Atlanta I didn't know Duval was going to be there it was good seeing Duval oh I didn't know Pretty V was going to be there. I didn't know V was going to be there. It was good C&V. It was just cool. It was just a cool little thing.

It's just like I don't look at, I don't look at that as a waste of a day because I feel like wherever we are, wherever we are, we're supposed to be there at the time. We're supposed to be there. You did, okay, you did the right thing,

but you also created a boundary where you're, I don't want to say it's kindness or generosity, be it's still an honor to be part of something like this. Absolutely. You know, we grew up watching and it's just such a like a mainstay in culture. But if you didn't go, you'd probably feel guilty. You're like, you know what? I'm at a point where I should.

I'm not being a good partner. I'm not being a good partner. Yeah, absolutely. At the same time, you have a boundary to being a good partner. Absolutely. Once they extend your time, now they're not going to be in a good partner. Absolutely. So I think that like, now I have a suspicion that you literally went down there and you

went, there's no way I'm going to end up filming this fucking thing. That is my suspicion. You're right. Absolutely. So you went there. If you really think about it, you went there. The proof of point. God damn.

The proof of point. I was actually going to give you all benefit of the doubt, but I like the way you know. No, the proof of a point. I'm a professional. I'm going to always be professional. And I'm going to hold you down. That's right. You'll need me for anything.

That's right. The culture needs me for anything. I'm there. That's right. I was there from 12 noon to 747. But one thing I'm not going to do is I'm not going to be take advantage. No, no, none of us should allow anybody to take advantage of them. I think that's a very reasonable thing.

You know what you should ask? You should just ask us to spend the day and spend the night. Well, I can't. Maybe you would say no. But at least set that expectation. That's right. I'm not able to do that. I'm personally not able to do that.

Now, could I have made some arrangements if that conversation was had? Sure. And I suspect you would have done it because you want to do the right thing for, especially the black entertainment television show. That's right. That's right. But if we have come to an agreement and that agreement is, hey, this is what they're doing. They're flying in.

This is what they need to tape. They're out. Now, what if people go, oh, you would have waited around for the Emmys? I wouldn't have. They don't know me. They don't know. They don't know me. They don't know me.

That's real. I don't even like to go. All I need is a reason because I don't want to be there anyway. I was surprised. I've never seen you at an award show. Exactly. Listen,

all of them know, you know. I'm out. Like, it's nothing, it's cool. I'm fine with that. I'm not,

I'm either not going, or if I'm there, give me a fucking reason. I don't know if we've made it to the end of one award show. The end. Yeah. And that was back in the day when we,

you know what? Yeah, Why did we go to those awards shows? But they was paying. Yeah, they used to have us walking the red conference and sitting in the audience. Fun. Like, you get to see these things that you watch on TV growing up. It was really cool to be there.

But you know, even back then, and it's no knock to, you know, MTV or the MTV system because, you know, we got plenty of love. They showed us mad love. They never let us present her anything. No, they didn't have a... Yeah, none of the cast of Guy Code ever presented, any awards, anything like that. Never was like, please welcome. The cast of Guy Code.

And you know, as weird is that we would be getting loved, too. Yes. Like out when we were doing a carpet or that kind of. Absolutely. But also at that time, like, yeah, you were getting crazy love. Because there were people that knew you from Breakfast Club and knew you from MTV. Yeah. But this is when the code shows were popping.

Yes. They could have did that. I don't think they really knew what. I don't think they really knew what they had. Think about, think about all the times we sat at those of Washington and heard. Please welcome the cast of Teen Mom. Please welcome the cast of 13 and pregnant. No, you know what it was?

There was this beef between MTV and MTV 2. Yeah, that's what it was. And the MTV people were like the big execs. They were upset with this MTV2 show. Yeah. Not only was popping, but it was so popping that they created Girl Code 4 MTV. Yeah. And there was this animosity.

They didn't want to share talent. They didn't want MTV 2 show to thrive, sort of to give it like the fucking center stage at the award show. I don't even remember the girl called girls. presenting no award. They didn't? Yeah. That's crazy when you think about it in hindsight. All that ego just, well, salute to MTV and Paramount and everybody over there. You are appreciated. How did we get here? I thought you were about to talk about Travis Kelsey and Taylor fucking Swift. That is crazy. How we went from the whitest of the white to the BET hip-hop awards. I mean, no, we talked about Travis Kelsey and then from there you clearly go to the BET hip-hop award.

Yo, is Travis not invited to the cookout no more? I don't know. What did Travis say? What did he say? Black women not fucking with him anymore, huh? And his accent changed a little bit. You notice that? Accent changed a little bit.

No, it has. Accent changed a little bit. Even he noticed it. I picked it up. I was like, what's this honky talking about now? I was like, why are you talking like a real honky? Who's this cracker-ass cracker talking about? Who's just funky?

Back in the day, bro. Everything changed. What did I call to say? He was yes, yes, y'allin? No, back of the day, he said, uh, he goes, uh, they don't know, they, they ain't know nann, none, man, nothing. They don't know nann nothing about, whatever. Like, he said some black shit.

I ain't even know black people said. Like, that's how black that shit got, bro. What he said, she would quote a trick daddy? I don't know. Let me hear you saying, oh. Nah, nah, nah, nah. That's a good one right there. I like that one right now.

But you know he used to talk alone. I never used to hear him. This is the, I didn't know if Travis Kelsey had a podcast. Not a podcast fire him and his brother? I didn't know. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, was, catching touchdowns for the Kansas City Chief, two-time Super Bowl champion. That's, but you ain't nothing about his podcast, bro.

That's a Taylor Swift, you ain't know nothing about nothing. By the way, I was so. I was so. We didn't know n' nothing about Travis Kelsey. Now we know he got a podcast. So, and I said this shit two weeks ago on this podcast. I said. What did you say? I said that it pisses me off.

What? There's women in my life who all of a sudden are acting like the goddamn NFL is the most popping shit in the world because of Taylor Swift. One of them actually told me verbatim the NFL is popping. Why is the NFL popping? Can I tell you something? And they said, because the Taylor goddamn Swift.

NFL's popping right now. Yo, ain't ain't no nan person said. ain't no nan person said anything about no nan concussions there ain't been nan none concussions since he started doing that is true Taylor Swift stopped concussions y'all Terry Swift does stop concussions that ain't been a nan concussion in literally two weeks you can't stop Achilles no it's a lot of Achilles a lot of Achilles I'm gonna tell you something that Andrew

shows just like what is black men It's a kill his heel. White women? That's what I'm saying, bro. You all know nothing. You know what you just did? What I do? You just guarantee Travis Kelsey a concussion.

Yep. He did. I guarantee you before the season is over, Travis Kelsey is going to get a concussion. Yeah, what if he gets in a cussie wakes up? He goes to, damn, yo. Where the bitch is that? Where the bitch?

You know, when somebody knocks him, swag back in the house? You get a concussion and wake up black. Yeah. Yo, shit. Shit. Man, where the holes at, man? No, Mo, what happened to me, yo?

No, who hit me from the back? Come on, it's going to wobble out, man. This shit says, Travis Kelsey feels like the NFL is overdoing it with the Taylor Swift coverage. Let me hear this gospel he about to preach. God damn, Alice, you let one rip two? No, that was third. That was true.

That's crazy that you fucked up again, you. It's kind of crazy, Taylor. It is. Like, like, hey, can we, can we do a segment where you do your fucking job right? Come on, man. You know what's so crazy about this? Taylor had that shit sitting up there for five minutes. You know, we need to put the Taylor made it right after she fucked up on.

She bought it up, right? Not only did she bring it up, she bought it up, then we started having a whole other conversation about something else, and she still don't got it. Why do you hate us? Because you... All I see is you hate on a beautiful white man. You're dating a beautiful white woman.

And that's why you won't let him talk and explain himself. And you're using Twitter as a search engine again. Not, take away, everybody's just like... Okay, bring it back, Taylor, there you go. Is the NFL overdoing it? What is your honest opinion? Not, take away, I think everybody's just like overwhelmed with... Your feelings for Taylor.

What is your honest opinion? on how the NFL is treating celebrities at games. I think it's fun when they show who all is at the game. You know, I think it brings a little bit more to the atmosphere, brings a little bit more to what you're watching. But at the same time, I think... They're overdoing it.

They're overdoing it a little bit, for sure, especially my situation. Right. I think they're just trying to have fun with it. And a lot of the people watching, go ahead, let's hear. I just think the NFL is not used to celebrities coming to the games. Like basketball has to figure it out. They're all courtside.

They're sitting there. They show them once or twice. And then they put they get back to the game. NFL's like, look at all these eight-lifts celebrities in the game. Keep showing them. Show them. Dude, listen, you show them once. Let them know that there.

Maybe after a touchdown, you get a little clip. But it can't be over. You keep showing them because we're talking about it. It's all over Twitter. It's all over everything. You have a cam on her every single day. You literally have the most famous female performer of all. time at the

game. Like, why would you not have a cam on her? Why his brother looked like he wanted to be in the new reboot of Duck Dynasty? How are you talking about how good his podcast is? And you're now saying his brother for the very first up. I said it was good. I never said his podcast was good. I thought he said, I never heard his podcast though now. I didn't say it was good.

So tell you, yeah, you called him out. You said you didn't hear until now. That's true. But I thought he's seen it. No. He's just seen it for the first up? No. That's crazy. I never thought about that celebrities at the football games. That's what I'm saying. It's like at basketball games, we see them.

They're on, you know, courts. This ain't the first. Kim Kardashian used to go to Saints games all the time with Reggie Bush. Yeah, but think about it. They're in the suites. So was Taylor. Yeah, I guess. They was in the suite.

Man, I see, I mean, I don't know. I can't think of no huge celebrities I've seen that football game. Well, no, the Super Bowl. It's always mad celebrities in the Super Bowl. That's different. A lot of times when celebrities at games, they're kind of like on the sidelines. You see that a little bit. Yeah.

But not, like just chilling and watching the game. This is new. Taylor's changed the NFL and she's brought some celebrity to it. This is an obvious thing. I bet you the NBA is going to start doing that. Doing what? Now, just focus more on the celebrities that are at games and how they're doing during the game. I think this is just proving how white the NFL is, even though we all love the NFL

because Taylor Swift has gone to basketball games before and don't nobody here. That's something. NBA did just focus on the celebrity. celebrities that were there. I think the NBA is going to probably start focusing on the celebrity. The NBA does, though. The NBA does the cam. Whoever sitting courtside at the game, they do the cam, and they be like, Beyonce, Jay Zia here, usher's here. That's when you're at the game. But what they show on TV, you don't see that. Yes, they do. We just have a moment where we just shout out white people, bro. Shut up. They do that all the time on TV. They cut to Taylor

how do you think we know they're there, though? No, but they cut to Taylor more times during that game than some of the players. That's the different. difference. They kept cutting to Taylor during that entire game. This guy's great. What did you? What did you eat, bro? Huh? I told you when you get to a certain age, you can't keep shit in. I can't. This just is what it is. I'm just, this is the brilliant idiotous golden years. I'm just going to sit here. I'm just sitting here getting ready for all of this shit. Like, I already know what's going to happen. This shit is going to be like this for a while. Like, it's going to end. To the end.

I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to fucking tell you. What else we got, Taylor? Paris has an infestation of bedbugs, yo. Oh, no. Fucking crazy. Oh, no. Oh, shit, Taylor. It's a light week, huh?

Very light week, Taylor. We're not going to talk about Britney Spears. It was crazy. We shooting this on a Wednesday at 5 o'clock, and that's what Taylor's hit this with. Paris has an inflation of bed bugs? No. Why, we care about it?

I mean, Paris's beautiful city is absolutely stunning, but, you know, I'm not surprised that they have bed bugs there. They're not exempt from bed bugs. They don't even wash day that much, right? They don't. Yeah. Not a cultural mainstay. Oh. That's why they develop perfume.

That is something crazy. I'm being 100% serious. Like, the cultures that... Dead ass. The cultures that develop perfume is to cover up horrible sense because they didn't bathe. They're afraid of water. Water would kill you in a lot of times back in the day. But if you look at like Turkish culture, right? Like,

they only fuck with moving water. Because you could trust the moving water Because the flow meant that it's not going to keep All this horrible bacteria It's not going to just sit there So in Turkey they don't need fucking perfume Back in the day because they smelled good The Ottoman Empire was smelling good

Bro Yeah, whoever ever made perfume Who ever created toothpaste Who ever created deodorant They was either stink Or fed the fuck up At the way somebody smelled They were tired of that shit

They was walking around like man I am tired of you You know why the three musketeers wore them big ass hats Who? Why? You know the hats? talking about? Like this was because motherfuckers, there was no bathroom, so they would just dump the pee out the side of the windows and dump

the shit out the side of the window. So you might get caught in your fucking head with shit or pee, so you wore that hat to block it. Look it up right now. I did hear something like that. Yeah, let's start looking it up right now so we can have it by episode three weeks. Is that why they say the three musketeer candy bar looks like a piece of doodle? Absolutely. When you

open it up, it's still, it looks got like that soft noogie chocolate shit inside. Yeah, so it's supposed to look like a piece of doodle. Like if you break a piece of doodoo open? Yes. Like the doodoo has a color on the outside, but when you break it open, it looks like a different shade of brown on the inside. You can tell how old the meal is. Yeah.

How many rings? Y'all didn't know that, did you? Y'all didn't know the Three Musketeers bar looks like a piece of shit on purpose. We do know. But Taylor, could you find out my thing? Why did most European armies in the colonial age? What did you type of? Wear hats. She put, why did the Three Musketeers?

Son. I got it. Taylor Click that, click that, click that Taylor What has to do the three musketeers? The best. Daly the best. The wide rim hatch worn by the cavaliers in England

and the musketeers in France And the 1600s were impressive But not very practical The droopy brims were a hazard for horse riding And sword fighting And eventually the brims were turned up Are cocked on one or more sides So that they can stop the shit

They were getting shitted on? Telling you, throw the shit shit right out the side of the buildings. Damn. So it's like an umbrella. Exactly. 100%. Okay.

What else we got, Taylor? Come on, Taylor. Yo, man, Brittany got investigated. Did you know that? Yeah. They sent people to her house after that same video, man. This chick is crazy. What do you mean?

Of course. Guess, if you saw one of your friends dancing with the knives like her, you would have done the same shit. Man, yo, that shit was crazy. They literally sent people with Really did? You didn't know that?

Pull it up, Taylor. God, Taylor, please, man. You have to stop me. But she don't got no kids in the house. I was like. It said she cut herself. But she don't got kids in a house. It was like.

She's still a danger to herself. She's an absolute fucking looney bin. Hey, man, stop. We need to have a documentary done on her man, the guy who just broke up with her. Because I didn't know how he was with this girl for five years, bro. They were together for years. They were married. He probably had to sign a crazy NDA.

Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm going to tell you that there's another celebrity I know that people always historically talk about like that. Like, they say that she's completely off her rocker like in every single way. Can we bleep it? Say it and believe it? I think you were talking about Tyrese, but you keep... No, no, no, no. This is a woman.

Like, like completely off. Who? You going to bleep it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I heard that, but I heard, not like this other one. Okay, say it and bleep it. Oh, yeah.

100% Really? Yeah. But not crazy. No, they say she's off off. Like, no words. Like, that's why you don't see her. Like, they keep the cameras away from her, like that type of stuff.

But that's what I realized. A lot of these fucking, like, managers and agents, bro, they're just fucking riding the cash cow until it breaks, crashes, and they move on to someone else. They're like, how do we keep them alive? How do we keep them going to shows? How do we keep them getting the next check? Because that's how we get paid.

Because think about it. When have you seen her? You don't see her, bro. Never. You don't never see her in the news. I mean, you... You literally see her... Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, you know, that's... And you don't even see her. But you hear it? I think we might have gave too much away. Bleep when we see her. All right. Yeah, Britney Spitz went off on a cop Saturday,

demanding an apology after they came to her house a few days back to do a welfare check. As you know, Brit was dancing with knives Monday, and it looked... What? What is that word? Periless? She said they were prop knives, but fans weren't buying it after she posted another video a day later with a bandage on her arm and a cut on her leg. She's just getting ready for Halloween, man. That's all.

Look at her. You know, she got the makeup on her eyes, you know what I'm saying? Looking like that shit that climbed out of that well. And what you see what you mean? You mean her makeup all the time. The ring? Yeah. It looks like the ring, bro. Yeah, it looked like the ring got a little sun.

That's all. So she's been getting ready for Halloween For years now Because that's how her makeup always Listen, you can't be mad Because they sent the welfare check, Brittany You know what I mean? That's just people being concerned

You're gonna shit yourself That one you forced. I didn't fart You didn't? Oh Who did that? Taylor? Taylor, you did fart

You sure? Girls from Philly are knowing the fart No, we would have We would have felt out Teller, be honest Don't do that You've been fart this whole time Come on, man

I'm just asking, do you have bad stuff? A diet of Philly cheese steaks with that cheese sauce on it, the pretzels with the cheese sauce on it, fucking tasty cakes. I feel like you would have horrible gas. She has bad gas. First of all, you act like I go get a cheesecake every day. You do. I'm not in Philly. You do.

I only get a flea cheese steak in Philly. You drive home to get them. No, I don't. You told me you drive the Iskabibbles on weekends to get them. You say you love Maxis. Don't lie, Taylor. Mackin is disgusting. That's disgusting.

Which one you say you like, Ishkibibibbles. Iskibibbles. When the last time you went? Year? Not years, but months, months, months. How long will you wipe for when you take a fat shit? What? How long will you wipe for when you take a super fat shit?

Yeah. I keep working until I see no more. God damn. How many times you got to wave? You know, that shit is crazy. Because if somebody swipes your credit card more than twice, you think something wrong. So why are you okay swiping that many times?

I just keep wiping? Yo, you need a colonic, yo, that's crazy. But how long will you do it? Why are you trying to break the conversation to me? Do you ever break through the toilet paper and finger your asshole by accident? God damn. You've never done that? No, I never broke through, no.

I'm the only person that's ever done that? That's good. At least you got that two-plah. I mean, I do have the two-pli. I don't know. If you break it through the two-pli, that's different. I've been thinking about that. It like falls up, like rolls up and then breaks it.

You don't have dude white? Say what? You don't have dude white? Oh, I don't do those. You got up in the bathroom right there. Yeah, I just don't do them. Oh. Because I like to feel the traction.

It's just wet on wet. Gay! God damn. He said you like to feel the traction. Man, it's going to get buffed already. Yeah. Jesus Christ. What else we got, Taylor?

What's the ass? Michael Jordan's net worth is $3 billion now. Gosh, we're going to surprise. Nobody's surprised by that, right? No. Oh, I know what I want to talk about. Let's play some eyes, and we come back, and we talk about Jay-Z

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when they ask him for money. Let's see. You have cousins. You got to go home for Thanksgiving and people are talking to you like Kevin Hart. And you're going home for solace. You're going home for peace of mind. You're going home for peace of mind. You go home for a piece of mind.

You don't give you. And your cousins and your grandma's living room saying, yo, man, I got this, I got this play. I want to, if you just get me, you know what I mean? $48,000, I could make you $2 million. You're like, it don't work like that, man. You got to explain to him, like, life isn't like that. Money isn't free, and no one's given an opportunity.

If it sounds too good to be true as real, and then it's like, oh, you don't even my dream. Now, I saw that in real time, you know, And I think I don't think Jay Z is wrong in any way, shape, or form. And I know people,

and I don't know if he said 4,800 or 4 to 800. Did he say 4,800 or 4 to 800, meaning thousand? 4,400. I mean, I heard 4,800. I heard 4,800, too. Somebody told me that he was saying

4 to 800. Doesn't matter. Yeah, regardless. Yeah, I don't even fuck what the number is. Everybody's saying because of what his net worth is literally $4,800 is like a dime to him. What do you think?

at that show. Do you think Jay-Z is obligated or any of us are obligated to give that kind of money? I think we're obligated to take care of our immediate family. I don't know we're obligated. I'm obligated is a strong word. I feel I have to take care of my parents. Okay. Oh, parent, yeah, okay. Yeah, I think parents, bare minimum parents, but parents, siblings, like if we can take care of them, we should. Now, obviously, you have to create boundaries. Like, if you have to create boundaries. Like if you have somebody

Siblings? Yeah, come on, bro. Yeah, come on. Siblings? Yeah, siblings. Yeah, siblings is including that. They had to deal with your ass the entire time. Let's say, for example,

your sibling, let's say you don't care about your sibling at all, but you care about you and your perception. And your sibling was homeless on the street. Now you look bad. Who? How do I look? bad for the choices that they made?

You're crazy. I'm not fucking crazy. How do I look bad for the choices they made? What if, you know, people don't see, and this is my family at all, but what if people didn't see all the times we spent money on rehab for said sibling and tried to get said sibling clean? I think there's a different. I might have had an alcohol problem.

There's a different scenario. A drug problem. And so they ended up homeless on the street. You can only do but so much for people. We're talking about under normal circumstances. How do you know, what is the normal circumstance? I'm just trying to say, how do you interrelated? I feel like Charlotte is just your mama.

That's the only person you guys are just your mama. Is that it? Now, I will say in regard to the siblings, I'll do it because you're my mama's child. So you're doing it for your mama? Yeah. That's great. Straight up. I do it because of my mom's child.

You know what I mean? Don't get me wrong. I got, I love my siblings, but I'm not. God forbid your mom. My mom passes, what happened? They still, my mama's kids at the end of the day. But you're not here. But here's the thing.

My mom, and this is a true story. Everything I'm saying right here is true. My mom is the filter. So when I get those weird requests from family members, she's the first person I call. Because two things about this conversation. Number one, if you don't have it to give or you've never been asked for that kind of money,

I don't care about your opinion on this. You know what I mean? But those of us who do have that, this scenario happened to us quite often, you got to have that filter. I call my mom every single time and say such and such ask me for such and such. Because I need to know, you know,

number one, is this a legitimate claim? When she thinks it's absolutely crazy, I know I'm not bugging. Because I get some weird requests. And the request I hate are the request like, I really do treat it like a lender. Like if you go to a lender, a lender's going to look at you and a lender is going to say,

does this person have the ability to repay this loan? And the lender is going to say, what financial history does this person have that they've made this kind of money before, right? If you don't have that, how are you going to ask me for $5,000 and tell me you're going to pay me back in a month? You've never had $5,000.

How are you going to ask me for $10,000? I mean. And tell me you're going to pay me back in a month. You've never had $10,000. So I think some would say like, hey, if you're a billionaire, so what if they don't pay you back? It's family. Some would say that. That's the person who's not a billionaire saying that.

That's a person who hasn't worked for that money. That's a person who did not put in the same blood, sweat, and tears that you did to acquire what you have. And so now that I've done all of this work and I've accumulated this amount of wealth, you think I should just give it to somebody. I think sometimes giving it to somebody saves their relationship. Yeah. Because lending money to... If you know most likely won't be able to pay you back, you guys are no longer friends. Don't ask me for a loan, then.

But sometimes, let it be a gift. Okay, how about we look at it? There's two ways. One way is, I completely understand what Jay-Z is talking about and empathize with what he's talking about. So, 100% I get it. And what you said earlier is so few people are even in that position. That's right.

So it's like not very relatable. What's more relatable is having a dream and having a rich relative that might be able to support your dream. So everybody, listen now, got a relative, we got a few bucks, and then they're thinking, well, shit, if you only gave me this money, I could start my business,

I could open my restaurant, I could open my, whatever. Write up a business land. Treat me like you would treat a bank. Yeah. Don't just come to me and ask me for money. But if I had Jay's Me's money, I'm not asking for,

I'm not giving you, and I even kind of hold this practice as is now. It's like, if I give you something, I'm giving it to you. I'm not going to loan it to you if I don't think you pay me back. is now our relationship is done. That's right.

Every time I see you buying something for yourself, I'm like, oh, where are you only $5,000, but you bought yourself a new vacation with you and your girl? Like, you know what I mean? Like I have friends, for example, like, they don't have maybe the best relationship with like their parents.

And their parents will always talk about how they too broke to visit, but then go on vacations and shit. So there's this resentment in animosity. It's like, are you broke or you're not broke? You're too broke to visit me. You're not too broke. When you got something to do.

So in that situation, if I want to help somebody, I'm giving it. Yeah, I have no problem helping. But to your point, if you say, yo, man, I'm a low behind or a rent or, you know, my need the new alternate on my car, something like that makes sense practical. Yo, yeah, but this is what I hate. If I give you the money, don't go ghost on me. Because I'm not asking you for the money back. But now you feel like, damn, I told him I was going to pay them back in such and such

couple of weeks. And you didn't. But I didn't act different. Absolutely. But I'm not even looking. I'm not looking at you for that. Yeah, but you said loan. And y'all agreed to a loan.

That's why you just give him the bread. But you know what happens in those situations still? Bro, I don't even worry about it here. You can, no, no, I'm going to pay you back. Now, I don't worry about it here. No, I'm going to pay you back. I got, I told you don't worry about it. Now you ghosted me.

Not picking up my phone call. And I told you it's all good, but you feel bad. You know what I mean? Like, you know, I don't, I don't. I mean, loaning some of money is also another way to stop a relationship you don't want anymore. No. Like, if you loan somebody money, you know they're not going to pay you back. They ain't calling.

They ain't that's going to hang out. It's like, I basically paid you $1,000 or $500 and never have to deal with this person that I know is on some fuck shit. Yeah. And I'm going to tell you something else. I hate entitlement. And not only do I hate the sense of entitlement that some people have that all your family members, I hate the sense of entitlement that social media has. with this conversation.

How are you just going to tell me just because I'm a billionaire I should just give it to you? You know what I'm saying? And by the way, this is the other thing we're not taking into consideration. Jay-Z actually knows his cousin.

We don't. He knows business. He might know this ain't the person to give that to. I'm sure he's looked out for different family members with money, you know, over the years for different things.

He knows this ain't the person. Just like we know in our families right now, this ain't the person. I mean, outside of money, you just got to be more precious with your time. Like, how much of your time you're going to spend around with, spend around people that you just really don't fuck with or have a history or not fucking with you?

Like, and a lot of times we do it just because we got the same last name. That don't really mean your shit to me. That's all I'm saying. Y'all look to me crazy when I said siblings earlier. I don't give a damn that we got the same last name. Have you helped me build anything that I have? You know what I'm saying? If anything, you should be trying to say,

yo, can I get a job? Bruh. That's more, that's more popping in a little, Let me get up some money. I also think people are focusing on the wrong thing because he just said he turned it down because they didn't understand you can't turn 4,800 into 2 million. It wasn't like I'm turning your request down because I don't got it. Yeah. And I think people are focusing on wrong now.

Yeah. Imagine Jay Z telling you he don't got it. I mean, that's why people are mad at him. He's like, yo, you're a billionaire. 4,800 is nothing to you. And he's like, no, the reason why I'm turning this down is because you just don't understand the business. That's why I'm not getting. Listen, Jay Z is an investor.

He's made millions and millions of dollars investing. If you had a worthy investment, he would invest in. Absolutely. You didn't come to me with a good business plan. Treat me the way you would treat the bank. If you was going to the bank and asking for a loan, you would have a whole business plan written out. We do have that kind of entitlement with family.

And I understand certain circumstances, right? Like, let's say, for example, your older brother kind of raised you. I am the older brother. I am the older brother. I look out from those. Love modicists. So it's like, let's say, for example, what is your fault? The siblings are fucked up. If you raised them?

No, my siblings ain't fucked up. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were saying it was fucked up. No, no, no. I was just using a hypothetical scenario of saying, like, siblings? Like, I'm not entitled to take care of no siblings. So, yeah, so basically what I'm saying is like, let's say there are a lot of people who, like, were kind of pseudo-raised by their siblings.

And those siblings had to sacrifice a lot for. let's say me or you to be where we are. Like let's say we were raised by older siblings. So I understand someone in that situation going, I want to take care of you. I want to make sure your life is good because you couldn't chase your dreams because you were feeding me when mom was working too.

I understand that dynamic. But a random cousin that got the same name as you that you barely see ever, never wish you happy birthday, never nothing. And all of a sudden you got money, you popping. And they're like, yo, let me get something. I understand why people are like, hey, tell. What you just said is very true.

too, right? Because people take, sorry to, people take advantage of the fact that you guys have the same name. That's right. But what means more to me is the investment that you've made in my life and the investment I made in your life. I don't care. If we got the same last name

and you're doing that, how lucky am I? I got family. I got bloods doing that. But if we don't have the same name and you invest in me, I want to invest in you. That's right. And one of you all, I think with Al, he said, one of y'all said some of our perception earlier, right? That's the other thing they bank on. If you're a person in the public eye Oh yeah, you're an asshole

Yeah, they can't wait to be like Yeah, this motherfucker don't do shit for us Blasey blah this and that But when I do you ain't on social media with that Oh no, you want all the credit Yeah I started my new business On myself

Yeah, exactly Listen man That shit is very, very difficult And it's a very tight rope to walk Because I know people who've gone Damn they're broke Trying to take care of all the people around them

And it's admirable that you want to take care of people but sometimes there's better ways to take care of people. You don't want to put yourself in a situation where you can't take care of your family. I got kids, worn up in a wife. I got a whole other legacy than I'm building overhead. You want them kids to have kids. You want grandkids.

You want to spoil all them. That's right. So I do get that. I think at the end of day it's like, there are people that I've been fortunate in my life, you've been fortunate enough in your life that have played these major roles. They love you, they hold you down.

They could be family. They could be friends you've been in entertainment. and I'm sure you're still trying to work with them, help them in any way you can help them succeed and thrive because they pour it into you. That's right. So you pouring into them.

And then there are people who maybe didn't pour into you. There are people out there talking shit about you. Oh, look at this motherfucker. Radio host, want to be a radio host. Getting fired every single time they're laughing at you on Thanksgiving. That's right. Now they're asking for, oh, I'm going to open up or whatever. Can you give me a loan?

That's right. I know you. You remember all the fucking... Oh, man. I love those. Those ones I make sure I do stuff for their grandmas and their mom's. I love it. I love it. Ain't nothing like being home for Thanksgiving

and your grandma looked at you and say, that McKelby boy is so sweet. He came over here and he just gave us all this food. He bought the church robes. Oh, man, it drives a hater crazy. When the grandma or mama loves you, ooh, who. I'm telling you, do something for a grandma or mama.

That's fine. Yo, you got a hater out there. Do something for their grandma. mama for the holidays, yo. And they got to hear about the nice thing that you did for them during the holidays. Oh, they'll be ready to kill you by New Year. They got to eat the turkey. You made, you got, you bought the turkey.

Yo, how my turkey tastes. How my turkey tastes, bro. Yo, Shaq, tell me how my turkey tastes. Yeah, so I think, well, you know, Kobe. Who said that? Oh, Shaq. Jack. Kobe, tell me how my dick takes.

No, ass. He said ass. Man, I saw the funniest video. Hold on, man. Look at the shit. What happened? Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on, man. Hold on. Look at this video. Look. Ah! Ah! Ha! Ha!

Ha! That's great. Bro, that is. Yo, this guy is getting beat up. How does he even get behind him to bite his ass? No, that's great. The dude's getting beat up on the ground.

Black people, black people say gay fun too far. Hey, black people, chill out, bro. I know you don't want to have gay fun now. I know it's funny and everybody's enjoying it, but you're going too far with it, okay? And listen, how bad was you getting your ass beat that you had to bite somebody's ass? Bro.

And then don't let go, like a pit bull. He was locked in. The other guy just stopped fighting. He didn't stop fighting. He didn't stop fighting. He said, oh, let go. on my ass. Oh, the moral of the story is, man,

don't give nobody no goddamn money. No, take care of people. No, man. No. Listen, I like taking care of my people, but I'm telling you it's a limit. I'm a limit because I'm too nice. My wife is the, my wife is the filter too.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Because, you know, a lot of times, they won't let people get to me because the requests get crazy. Like what? What's the craziest thing you give them to question? The craziest one?

I don't even want to say. I'll tell you the amount, though. Go. It was like, like 40 racks. Sheesh. Listen, it's a blessing to be a blessing. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's always a blessing to be a blessing. But I'm telling you, man, you have to set your boundaries. because people will take advantage of you. Especially family and people that you came up with. And the funny thing about people that you came up with, they be asking for requests. Will you be thinking to yourself like,

we was never this cool? We didn't take it like that for you to be asking for this. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Can I ask you guys a question? Sure. One thing I've noticed like being around very, you know,

successful rich people is I'm always shocked when there's like a dinner situation. how everyone expects that person to pay. Well, I got a rule. So how do you guys deal with that? Like, I always, if there's a bill, I just pay. You just pay? But that adds up.

Yeah, I got a rule. I don't pay for dinner if I'm out to dinner with anybody who got more money to me. I love that rule. You said that the first weekend we hung out. It's true. But we hung out with Rihanna, and she was paying for all this shit.

That's right. And they're like, I don't pay for shit if there's someone richer. That is a rule that has existed for over a decade. Why would I disrespect somebody? Why would I disrespect people like that? Like, I know you the baller. Let me give you a chance to pull out that black card.

I'll reach for the wallet. No, no, no, I got it. You sure? You sure? Yeah, I am sure. I am. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.

No, I just pay for that shit, bro. Now, it gets tricky when you're hanging out with other people who got money. But, like, I usually just pay for it. Now, there are certain circumstances, like, if we all go agree to do a thing, you don't want to, like, insults. people, I think, too. Like, if we're all going, we're all going to the movies or something like that,

everybody will get their own ticket. That's easy. But if we're all going to go, I'm trying to think of a good example. Like, let's say, for example, we all go and we decide to have this balling out weekend. If I just pay for it, even though I'm friends with successful people,

it's almost a little insulting. So it's like, you just, I think you just split it. Like if we go and have weekends, my wife will keep like an Excel sheet. And then she'll be like, at the end of the weekend, let's pay this. And then what I'll usually do is that if I've invited people out, I'll take care of one or two things. We have a big dinner. We go out partying. I'll take care of that.

See, I'll take care of, I'll take care of the lodging. Because for me, it's like, you know, the people like that we invite out or they want to come as people whose company I enjoy. Because you say you curate the vibe, you know what I mean? Yeah, but this is also non-work things. Yeah, that's fair. Non-work-things. I'm with that.

We're all just adults hanging out. Yeah. But see, I've always wanted to be the adult I needed as a child. So like if there's like people on to come up in this business, you know, I know how it feels to not have, but be hustling. You know what I'm saying? and I didn't have people that I could turn to and say, I'm a little short on rent or the alternated way.

You know what I mean? Like other than my mom, right? So it's just like for me, if somebody comes to me with stuff like that, I don't have no problem helping out. The people there are more important to me than the bill. Yeah. So if the people there can't afford the bill,

we'll make it affordable because the people being there is more. Because you want them? Absolutely. I agree. I agree 100%. I want to salute to Doja Cat. I feel like we've been talking about Doge Cat the past few weeks on the podcast. You were right, by the way, about the billboard chart.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I jump the gun? Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, what is that? Wait, is this right? She's back number one. Wait, I thought last week she was, it dropped down. She was number two. She was number two last week. Why? What was number one last week? last week on Billboard.

Hold on. Isn't that the song that you said wasn't really popping and then when it was number one of Billboard, everybody's like, look at this idiot

Charlemagne. He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. He's an asshole and he's just a hater because it's the number one song and you said, well,

anybody can make a number one song all you got to do is buy streams and the next week it won't be number one again. Well, it must still be... Is it still in the top 10 now? Well, real quick,

when it comes to the buying the streams, I don't think that Drake and Sizzar had to buy screens. But not even Sizzis. It wasn't that Drake bought streams. Drake and Sizzar are Drake and Sizzas. They're massive artists. They're massive artists. Yeah, the curiosity is going to make people.

Biggest rapper alive, one of the biggest R&B artists alive. They come together and put out of a song. People are going to be curious. They're going to run to go scream it out of curiosity. Radio is going to play it crazy out of curiosity. But like we said last week on the podcast, the test is how long does it stick around? And what I said was...

It's like celebrity tequila. Celebrity tequila. Everybody drops a tequila. It's not for a month, but what happens a year from then? It's like celebrity tequila. Our podcast, our podcast. Oh, I'm in here? Oh, wow.

I didn't know I was in this article. The Billboard article. What is it for certain about this album? Anyway. All I'm simply saying We were saying how Doge Cat Painted Town Red I was like, yo, that's a real hit record. The reason it's a real hit record is because it's been on,

it was number one before, it's been on the charts. You hear it everywhere. You felt it. You feel it. You hear it in the clubs. You hear it when you're out at restaurants. It's all over TikToks. It's on Instagram.

It's just you feel a number one hit. So this week, Doge Cat Painting Town Red is back number one. Sizzle is at number two with snooze. Luke Combs is three with fast car. Taylor Swift is four with Cruel Summer. Zach Bryan and Casey Musgraves is number five. I remember everything. Morgan Wallin is number six with last night.

Olivia Rodriguez is number seven with vampire. Gunna, fuck you mean. Number eight, that's another hit record. I mean, that's just everywhere. Yeah. Number nine, calm down. Rina and Selena Gomez. Dance the night, dual leap with is number 10.

Drinking scissors, not even in the top ten. Wow. Do you think you deserve an apology? No, man, because I'm never trying to, I'm not trying to prove any. thing. I'm just speaking how I feel. You know what I mean? And you can just feel it. But listen, that means nothing because his album comes out Friday. So what you're going to see next week in Billboard is probably four or five with these 10 songs are going to be Drake records. Yeah. Off for all the

dogs. Wait, so then is your coordinated rollout with Drake? Did it fly? No, because we hit number one. I mean, you didn't stay there, though. I didn't, I told y'all it wouldn't. But that's my fault for telling everybody it was playing. But also, you can't do all the heavy lifting. You know? You can't do everything. That's right. You already propped them up, put them at number one.

It's like, yo, come on. Y'all need to do something to stay there. Come on. All you. Drop a video. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. You literally got articles. Everybody's talking about. They cursing you out. They're defending them. They're like, what you're talking about? This song is amazing. It's crazy.

Right? And then all of a sudden, all those people, they're like, oh, my God, this song is the greatest song I've ever heard. For whatever reason, they stop listening to the song, why would they do that? That's right. That's right. Have your man's back. That's right. And, and, and all of y'all that like to report on these top tens of Billboard, I ain't hear your report on that this week.

Are you trying to say that they purposely, are you trying to say that they purposely avoided that topic? Yes. And why would they do that? Because they don't want me to be right. Why don't they want you to be right? I don't know, man. It's kind of crazy. It is. But I'm not trying to be right, guys. What are you trying to be? I'm just, just, just, just podding. You know what I'm saying?

We just podding, bro. We just parted, bro. We just be podding. But no, for all the dogs, that shit is going to have like five or six. I watch next week in the top ten. It's going to be like five or six Drake songs in the top ten. They're going to crush it. Drake, I mean, Doja will still probably be top two, top three with Painted Town Red,

but Drake's definitely going to have like five or six songs in the top ten. I don't know, though, because country music has been fucking shit up this year, too. I have to say, yeah, country music is on a fucking music. These country songs, like the Morgan Wallin and the Luke Colms and all that shit has been up there. Taylor Swift, they've been fucking shit up. But also this is Drake. He's great. The guy knows how to put out fucking great music has been doing it for over a decade.

Do we have any anticipation for the album? We're not. Anticipation is not the word. We have expectations for the album. Oh. I expect it to be great. I expect the album to be great. I think if you don't expect greatness for somebody who's the number one,

rapper alive, then you have a very interesting relationship with them. Like, how can you call someone number one if you don't expect a project he puts out to be fantastic? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if Kendrick is putting out an album, we're expecting greatness, right? But Kendrick is different because he doesn't give us a lot of music. Sure. But at the same time, there's still a high expectation.

Yeah, with Kendrick, I have anticipation and expectation because we don't hear enough a lot from him. Yo, that is an interesting thing with this Drake album. I have zero anticipation for it. But once he comes out with it, I'm ready to listen. Yeah, because it's going to be the talk or the internet. But also, like, I'm just getting, I'm interested. I feel like I just said it's going to be the taco or the internet. The talk of the internet.

The talk of the internet. Yeah. So it's like, but that is interesting where it's like, I wonder whose music I can't wait to drop. Like, whose music can I not wait to listen to? Who am I anticipating? Kanye. So, for example, if we heard Kanye's drop in,

I would love to hear what he's been going through this whole time and see how it's going to translate into the music. Good point. There you go. I don't give a fuck. I would just want to hear the beats because he makes great beats. Whatever he's blabbering on top of them is meaningless. And I would love to hear about the talks that he's having with Adidas again

now that the guys are saying that the things he said is not too bad. There's no talk to. I'm just saying. They're protecting themselves, not him. We'll see. We'll see. Anyway. I mean, what the guy from what Dita said is just like

common sense. Like, yeah, Kanye was a great partner. I think Kanye Vest is one of the most creative people in the world. And, you know, both in music and what I will call sweet culture. So he's extremely creative and has together with Hardy,

you know, created a easy line, which was very successful. And then as creative people, you know, he did some statements which wasn't that good. And that caused the Audi to break the contract and withdraw the product. Very unfortunate because I don't think he meant what he said. And I don't think he's a bad person. It just came across that way.

And that meant we lost that business. You know, one of the most successful collapse in the history, very sad. But he also said what he said was not that bad. Yeah, but we knew that. Kanye don't never mean, Kanye don't mean shit. He just says anything good, Arbe. Did you see the least? this week. He didn't have to say that is all I'm saying. I'm just saying I think he...

Kanye don't have to say 98% of anything he says. No, the guy from Adidas is what I'm saying. Do you know what Kanye is? I just realized. You know how there's been these like streamathons recently? People live streaming? Yeah. Yeah. Kanye is the first live streamer only he didn't hold the phone. Yo. He would go to interview to interview dropping crazy thing that would go viral on the internet. Like the exact same thing that we saw happen with Fusi. We saw that happen first with Kanye West would be the first person Natalia Kaysen knocked the fuck out. Yo, real shit.

Kanye West 24 hours stream. Oh, he would exhaust. Six hours in. Kyle's like, yo, we got to go to bed. We got to go to bed. Motherfucker won't shut up.

Sleep. Kaisenat would be under the bed, sleep. Having to fucking do a live screen with Kanye. Pull up those Kanye clips, Taylor,

where he was talking shit about Cardi and, because I thought this was interesting. Pull up the one actually where he was talking about nods and pushy teeter because i thought for a producer this was interesting let's do this and let's go to asking idiots it ain't gonna be in this situation it's gonna be a get me out this motherfucking good music shit now and scooter ain't gonna be no arm still putting my name on a shit

i need to get rid of good music because i'm great and guess what good is the enemy of great the fuck i'm doing giving want to love you to fucking tiana what the fuck i'm doing giving that daytona album to push you what the fuck i'm doing bro that shit like that's that's shit like That shit was three dark fantasies that I gave away. Cop shot the kid. Naws rapping all goddamn offbeat on it. Don't even want to shoot a video. They shoot the video.

Don't even tell me. These motherfuckers don't appreciate me. All these motherfuckers are trying to use me. I'm the greatest motherfucking artist living, and I can do everything. And I'm not being expanded, and my vision is not being expanded to what it is. I'm performing at other people's festivals and shit.

I've been one of the fucking festival. People not touring my shit. People saying I'm locked in a pub shit. I've been recouped. These things make fake black skinheads. I got the fake black skin head. Marty Van Deer told me, I'm sick. I'm sick.

Ain't nobody reach me. Y'all boys better now. Fuck with me, bro. These boys better. That's about to play that black, black skinheads. Quick. And I know my life is on the line when I'm talking. But I know ain't nobody don't touch me because I'm too high profile.

I'm not triple X. So, y'all can't take me out. But I bet you I get off my motherfucking publisher. I bet you I get my motherfucking festival. And I bet you I get off a. universal. And I bet you y'all I'm talking to Adidas again. See, I didn't understand that last part because this is from

2018. I didn't understand the last like, so what, like, I don't, I didn't understand the last part about Adidas. But here's my point about this conversation. The reason this is a weird conversation is because you're the CEO of good music. You sign these artists, and you're a producer, so you chose the executive produced. Are you just finding out now

that he sucks? Is that what you're just realizing that as a human being, this guy is a raging narcissistic? Yeah, this is the worst kind of person to like being in business with because he's the type of person that'll do stuff for you. All he cares about is him. And then once he

does it, he acts like, you know, he holds it over your head. Like, why the fuck did I give you that? Like, if you're the CEO. If you're the CEO. Then it would be because he's the greatest. If it flopped, it's because he's wasting it on Tiana Taylor. But Daytona was a classic. We love pushing Tis, Daytona.

I love, I want to love you from Tiana Taylor. That album was great. That song was fantastic. He's absolutely right about nods rapping off beat on cop shopping kid. I thought that was weird because I actually heard that song. Kanye let me hear that song without Nas on it a long time ago. So I heard it when it was just Kanye and the shit was dope, you know. So I never understood why he put Nas on there.

And I never understood why Nas was rapping on a piece like that. I think he was trying to do the young kid thing. You think so? Yeah, like the Yadi type of. But that was, yeah, I guess. It was just weird. But yeah, I just don't understand why if you're the CEO of a record label and you're a producer who actually produces for other artists why you would be upset that you gave other

artists hit records in classic albums. It don't make any sense to me. I didn't understand that. He's a lunatic. And why can't Kanye do his own festival? Of course he can do his own festival. We got the black effect. I do the festival. We're doing the black effect podcast festival again next year. Like Kanye can do a festival if you want to do a festival. Just do the festival. Yeah, he's so entertaining because you're just watching a crazy person. Yeah. So, but like at Eventually it just starts to get exhausting. Go to the Cardi one, Taylor. The Cardi one is interesting, too.

And the thing about Kanye, Kanye knows how to get the dark web going, bro. Like, he knows, like, listen to this. That's some paranoia. Did Corey say he wasn't one of the CIA? Yes, it's Corey CIA. Like, he didn't even have to say it. I know it. You fucking CIA.

What you're going to be? Corp. Oh, Corey. This is my job. Like that's my. a lot. These are Luminati. The one, that's

that's why that's why fucking Cardi B was over there. Cardi B is a plant by the Illuminati. She don't write her raps. She's just there

like sound as interim as possible and just, and then make songs like fuck him and you get some money. Yeah. You know,

she was literally replaced, you know, Mickey Minaj purposely that they put her there and that she doesn't know what to do.

And she's just a fucking, he has no idea what the fuck is going on. She thinks it's just a blessing from the universe. There's no blessing from the fucking universe. That's not some paranoia. What's so interesting about this one, right? Is

what what about, what does Kanye think he's doing that would make the CIA and people want to kill him? I mean, just like, what does he think he's saying? Like, what does he think he's doing that's so revolutioning?

that would make the government want to take him out. Yeah, I mean, this is trying to run for president. It's just a crazy person. He is a crazy person. I'm just saying some type of logic of what he can think. The narcissism is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, also the other thing that's so funny

about the industry plant thing is just like, if the industry was actually good at planting, that's all they would do. Like, they don't have control of it. You don't have control over Cardi B's personality. None. He has a gift for, God that when she talks into a microphone in any interview, conversation, Twitter, whatever,

she is a lightning rod. You're paying attention. She's funny. She's interesting. She's passionate. And she had this before she was even doing music. She was doing it on social media when she was doing sketches and just talking. I was literally on the internet saying Cardi B is a superstar.

Cardi B for president. So did the industry plant her? Come on. Was she a superstar? The industry was like, how can we make money off the superstar? That's not a plan. I had Cardi on Uncommon Sense on MTV 2 back in like 2014 or some shit like that. Like, this was before loving hip hop.

You just knew Cardi B was a star. Like she just had it. All you got to do when somebody has that type of star power and they garner our audience, figure out what you're going to feed the audience. She decided that it was going to be music. That's sad. Music, it went everywhere else. And I'll tell you something else.

I remember Kanye saying to me one time, I love that line when Cardi says it was something about something about Gucci and hangars. I forgot what it was. I got too much Gucci. I'm about to run out of hangars. It was some line. I forgot who it was. And he wanted to know who was

pinning for party at the time. I mean for Cardi. And it was party. And then so party, he bought party in the right for him. So it's just like I didn't understand this. The most entertaining thing about Connie is that everybody takes him seriously

and he's a crazy person. And that's why it's entertaining. Once you look at him and you're like, oh, this guy's like crazy. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think Kanye's crazy at all. Well, I think we all deal with our own different, you know, mental health issues.

But I think when Kanye does stuff like this, it's strategic and I tell you why. Because three things happen. This leaked footage comes out, right? So people start talking about Kanye. Then what do you see? him performing music from his new album with Tide Dalla Sign.

He's building anticipation for his album. Kanye's just like Trump, y'all. Kanye knows how to stir up waters to catch fish. He knows when to come out and start talking. But he don't got the music anymore, right? We don't know that, though. Oh, they got it. The reason I would get pushed back,

he's also a perfectionist, and if you look at the leaked footage, he wouldn't want that out there. Like, I would say, 80% of that you can't even hear what's being talking about it. I'll tell you why I say stop it. Remember when Kanye was doing all those short projects? He did one with Cuddy.

He did one with Nause. He did Tiana. Those weren't perfect at all. Yeah, but he was, though, that's why Nause was offbeat. Trust me. On cop shopping kid. Watch this leak situation.

You can't hear half of it. It's bad. Like, it's like a super rough cut of what would have been a good. I don't think, I think Kanye doesn't care about perfection like that anymore. he just wants attention. Whatever gives him attention. He doesn't care about the music. He doesn't care about anything.

With attention, he's walking around with his girl barefoot and fucking tights because he wants attention. If he really cared about the art, he would just focus on the art. But he understands that if he walks around with this big-titted, racially ambiguous woman. You think she's racially ambiguous?

Yeah. She looked like a Chelsea. No. No. What do you mean? She looks like she could be Hispanic. Listen, stop. Kanye knows that he cannot do it on his own.

He needs a woman for people. to be interested. You think she looks Hispanic? Done. You can go to Washington. He can't do it on his own. Cuban, Florida. That's racially ambiguous. And not only can he not do it on his own, he can't do it with a black woman. He needs racially ambiguous, big

tit. If he had a black woman, it would generate way more interest. No, they don't care. He's tried. If people don't care, Julia Fox shuts down the internet. Amber shuts down the internet. Kim shuts down the internet. Y'all don't think Amber's black? Bianca Sensori.

No, Amber Rose is part black, but she doesn't look traditionally. It's racial ambiguity. I don't think this Bianca chick looks racially amphibian at all. And Julia Fox is straight, white girl, and that shit blew up. I don't think she look racially amphibian at all, bro. Like, she looks like a white guy. He tried it with the Latina. Nobody cared.

That one right there. I don't care. He's Latina? Yeah. This one. No one care. He needs basically a white-ish-looking girl that got big tits. That's sad.

But it appears that there's not as much of a... I think... I'm going to tell you why... Investment. I'm going to tell you why the music is interesting me. Not interesting me. To Alex's point, I do want to hear what he has to say only because there's nothing else that he has to focus on.

Yes. You know what I'm saying? So for the past, however, what, a couple of years, it's just music. There's no fashion to do right now. There's no sneakers to do right now. It's just music. I'm interested to hear what?

because that's the only place I'm gonna ever give Kanye genius at is in music. So I want to hear what he does. I do. I mean, I'll listen. I mean, he's so mind-bogglingly talented when it comes to producing music.

That's what I'm saying. I'll give it a world. There's no question. So I agree with you. No matter what, we're going to give him that opportunity. Yeah. The second he puts it out,

we're going to listen to it. Curiosity. Of course, 100%. And I think that's why it's a little bit less interest for Drake right now because, like, what can he say that we have an earth? That's true. That's true.

I guess, like, for example. I know some places Drake could take it. Well, no. If he wanted to go there. I'd love to hear. I'd love to hear about him in fatherhood. I think that would be fantastic to hear about him and, you know, raising the son. Even if it's just like one or two records, like, even if it's just one record, like,

with, like, a deep, thought-provoking record about being a father. And if he gives that, I think people would love it, but I just don't think he is going to go there. Tell us about how he really does want to be in love, how he does really want to have a family. He would love to, you know, have a wife. Ain't nobody listen to the lyrics, bro. Drake?

Yeah, Drake. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying that people don't. Obviously with Drake, he's got fucking bars. That's all he, like, Drake, yeah, Drake captivates people with his. Of course, of course. Unbelievable. His bars become headlines. Unbelievable, like, word economy.

It's great. What I'm saying is, oftentimes, some of the biggest songs ever, I know in a hotline blank I don't even know what the fuck got I don't know what a hotline blank That shit happened today at 220 It did You should do that?

It's Wednesday Today by the way So everybody gets that joke That was a great joke I guess what I'm saying is like There's something about music Where even not even understanding the lyrics You're still like

Oh my God this is amazing There's a reason why he can go to fucking Korea And they can be singing words to him back to him that people don't even understand. There's something beyond lyrics when it comes to music, right? That's a great Korean song, by the way. I know when that hotline bling!

North Korea coming. It's an invasion. I won. I know when that hotline blink? Here comes China. So, I guess I guess what I would, oh, this is an interesting thing. It's like, and it's so easy to say from the sidelines, but like, the anticipation for Drake is, I don't think it's been set.

I think he's tried it, but I think it's been set up what type of album we're about to get. Like, I know he's like, for all the dogs, and going back to my thing, like, but go what does that mean? They've done so many different things. What are you going back to? If he was going to put out, let's say, like an Afro beats album, even if people didn't like it, there'd be anticipation because it's like, yo, there's a thing that is, he's dabbled in, but he's putting out a whole album. I want to see if he can pull it off. So doing the new thing, I think with Kanye,

we're at this point where it's like, does he still have it? Because last album, he ain't, he ain't had it. I'll tell you what Drake has. Maybe last few he ain't have it. You're right.

I'll tell you what, he's absolutely right. I'll tell you what Drake has that Kanye, I don't think has anymore. I think Drake has a devoted fan base for his music. Oh, yeah.

Kanye is just, Kanye, Kanye has a fan base. people like Kanye, you know, whether it's for the antics, whether it's for the sneakers, whatever else, but you might not necessarily be checking for his music. And nobody's singing New Kanye? Yeah, Drake's Drake. You know the lyrics of New Kanye?

He just did so much to dwindle down that fan base. But that Drake shit, bro, I remember where I was doing shows at the mothership in Austin. And Drake came on, and it was like a Drake playlist. And the comics and some of the door people there who also comics were rapping to Drake, bro. And it was like, I mean,

they, it was like, it felt like I was at a Taylor Swift show. Bro, the way, the way, the way that he represented what they wanted to be true

in either their lives or their dreams or their aspirations, bro, and they were all in unison rap. I was enjoying watching them rap, and I'm like, okay, that's different.

But if you put on old Kanye, we'll do that exact same shit. That's what you know is so interesting. The one thing I would love to see in hip hop, even though it'll never happen because Kanye insulted Drake's whole community, offended his whole community. I would have loved to see a Drake album executive produced by Kanye. See you later. Out of here. See you later out of here.

Man. That would be nuts. You know? And with 40 overseeing it because we all know that the influence that Kanye had on Drake, you know what I'm saying? And like, I just think that that would have been fantastic. See you later. A Drake album, executive produced by Kanye overseeing by 40.

See you later. Oh, man. You see you later. And on the flip side, you could do a Kanye album written by Drake. Fire. You know what I'm saying? Because Drake knows. Fire.

Yay. I think that'll even be better. You know, you're a lot of. Drake could write Kanye's apology song to the Jewish community. Yo. You know what I'm saying? Drake? That's how we get to the Drake album, Executive Reduce by Kanye.

Drake has to write the apology letter for Kanye. It's a song, but it's an apology letter to the Jewish community. Yes. The only person that could save Kanye is his arch nemesis. Drake. Dang him. I mean, this is a Marvel movie. Come on, man.

Come on, man. Holy shit. Talk about hip-hop, what if? I mean, that would be crazy. But I would love to hear a Drake. 4-4-4. I think that's what he hasn't given us yet. Well, he's not to that, he's not there yet. I mean, I'm talking about just like. But you know what, though? You're right, because Kendrick gave what his last album. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You can take it there.

Kendrick did the work, though. Kendrick was in therapy. Like, Kendrick went, he did the work on himself. But that's what I'm saying. Drake says he goes to therapy, though. He's done chasing. You got to be done. Taylor's so crazy. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. I saw sexy red yesterday. How was she? I just saw her in rehearsal with a bonnet on. Oh, cool. Ask an idiot, it's Taylor.

It's truly unbelievable. I love you so much. Junior, oh, this is a good one. This is a great question, Junior Solers. Great, good question. If LeBron came before Jordan, would there be an argument of who was better? No. No, if LeBron came before Jordan and Jordan had, if LeBron had his same career and Michael Jordan had his same career,

Michael Jordan would go to the number one basketball player of all time, clearly. Of course. Because it's like, there was LeBron before LeBron. Yeah. Before Jordan, his name was Bill Russell. There was a Bill Russell. There was a Magic Johnson. Yeah.

People forget, Magic Johnson had won five world championships. He had been to the finals nine times, you know what I mean? He was an MVP. Like magic magic staffs are ridiculous What's the generation after mine? Is it Gen Z? I think so. Gen Z or whatever the fuck y'all are.

No, I thought it was a pop. Pop this dick in your mouth. I thought I had him. I thought I had him. I thought I had him. I thought I had him. I was like, got him. I think I got him.

I think I got him. Anyway, they're doing everything they can to convince us that LeBron is better than Jordan. He ain't. Yeah, it's just not, man. It's just not. And he's great. It don't mean that he's not the greatest basketball player of this generation. Sure.

You don't say it, but I'll say that. That's debatable. But not, Jordan is bad. different and y'all didn't see him so y'all don't know but jordan is different you know steven jackson posted the other day he posted a picture of lebron michael and coby brine and he put michael bing and came in that order and i'm not debating about it i played against all of them okay i'm telling you michael being king i agree with him king king king like he said came yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so no if lebron came before jordan and they had the same careers.

I mean, we'd be looking like, what the fuck? Man, if a guy goes to the NBA finals six times and does not lose. Come on, come on. NBA, finals MVP every single time. Stop, stop, stop. I can't even remember how many finals MVP awards he won. Like, you would think, come on, man.

LeBron ain't even won with white teammates. What? You know what? Like, LeBron ain't even winning white teammates. Okay. Well, we don't want to hear more. I'm just saying, like, LeBron ain't even. win with white teammates playing a significant role.

Join out here, join out here like Bill Parcell's taking white to the promise land, Joe. John Paxson, Steve Kerr, Luke Longley, Luke Longley. Stop it. It's not even a conversation. LeBron can't take no white dude to a championship.

Fuck out of here. This is Bill Winnington. Fuck out of here, yo. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, bro. Yo, I don't want to hear no more about the LeBron Jordan joined debate ever again. They didn't even win with white team, man.

Who are you? You need black guys to win? Wow. Oh, no, you need black players to win. That's cheating. Jordan was trusting white men with the last shot. With the last shot. Come on, man.

Come on, yo. That's great. That's some shit. I made white men rise to the level they needed to be to in basketball. Lowell. Had to punch one in the face. Had to punch one in the face. But that's what it takes.

That's what it takes. And he went on to be an amazing coach. Okay. God damn. I'm saying you cannot be considered one of the greats to play basketball if you ain't taking white people to the Promise Land. Bro, think about it. LeBron ain't take no fucking significant white players to the promised land. None.

So he's not even in there. Literally, he's not in there. Like, I can't even, I don't even know if you should count the championships. It don't count if you just win with black guys. Bro, Bill Russell took like four white dudes. That's man. Kyrie Urban hit the big shot against Golden State. Ray Allen hit the big shot against motherfucking, uh, the spurs.

If you did not take white people. people to the championship on your back. Wow. You ain't really win, bro. Wow. Tim Duncan. Wow. Tim Duncan took fucking European players.

European white boys. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. Holy shit. Before they were nice. Before. Yeah. Had to go find these bumps.

Damn. I'm just saying, LeBron, they tried to do it last year at Austin Reeves. It ain't happening. That's the big three now. I saw the picture as LeBron Anthony Davis in A-R-15, Austin Reeves. No, he got traded. He's somewhere else now. Really?

I think so. No. Awesome and Rees is still on the Lakers? Yeah. We don't even know. I saw the promo picks the other day. We don't even know if you can't take white guys to the championship. You're not considered one of the greatest ever.

Give me more greats. Yeah, Austin's still, yeah. Give me more greats. What else we got to tell us? Do some more. You can't give me one more great? Bird. Larry Bird.

Larry Bird. Larry Bird was white, though. That's different. That was a white team. Larry Bird ain't white. Yeah. Yeah, that was a white team. No, Larry By the way, based on this logic, Bill Russell took place.

By the way, that boss himself the team. I told him, I said he took four. That's the whitest NBA team ever, you know? That's the whitest NBA championship team ever. Larry Bird. He's not? Look at Larry Bird. Look at picture.

He's like Travis Kelsey White. No. That motherfuckerfugger's country black. Kentucky black. He's a Kentucky black. Bro, look at Larry Bird. You tell him that's a white guy. Look at that guy right there, zoom in close to tell me that.

ain't a black man. No, that's a black-ass man. Larry Byrd. You hear the name Larry Bird. It's a white guy or it's a black dude? Larry got kids? He doesn't. He don't know.

Black-ass Larry Byrne. The Hick from French Lick and Larry Legend. Nah, Burr was that guy, bro. We don't respect Burr like we should, man. They don't put, Bird ain't in the conversation. Well, maybe Byrd ain't take, did he take? No, he took Kevin McHale.

What? Kevin McHale, Danny Aange. Oh, he really deserves it. Oh, come on, man. Name other people. Other people are great of basketball. Tim Duncan took the whites. He took some weights.

Magic Johnson took some whites. Took some whites. Matt Johnson and Kurt Rambis on there. Oh, my God. Yeah, he took some whites. Dirk was white. Yeah, Dirk was white. Hakeem Elijah won.

One white guy. Bear. Who was the white guy on that team? At the center. I forgot the guy's name. A backup. We don't remember. That don't count.

You got to take that dream. shake. What dream? I have a dream. I have a dream I get a fucking championship. That's the dream I fucking got, but now with you, that's greatness, bro. Carmelon. Carmelon never got a championship. Never got one. Couldn't take the white up there without one. He had one of the greatest whites ever to play the game of basketball. Oh my God, if you gave that fucking white to Jordan, what would have happened? Man, come on, man. John, what? We would be the baiting who's the greatest point guard

of all times. John Stockton, Magic Johnson is Steph Curry. It's not even close. Obio Mayadon says, what do y'all think is the next big investigation that'll change humanity forever? Easy call. Extrorestrials. I think it's going to be extraterrestrials are

like living creatures under the water. Human-like species under the water. Or maybe actual humans, you know, under the water. I think it's the reason the earth is 75% water. I think it's a reason that human beings are 75% water.

I think that there's a, I did think there's a reason we can't live without water. I think that there's a much bigger connection to water than we even know. I think there's a lot of shit down there. And maybe that's where aliens go to just cool out for a little bit. I agree with that. I see it. I'm seeing it in Anguil over to some of you.

If you don't scroll down, Taylor, that green light, stop listening to this. That shit, I'm telling you, that green light was going in and out of the water, man. As Carlos Miller was there, he saw it with me. He saw it. Go down, go down. We were both high.

We were, but that has nothing to do with that. We went in a rap battle, Shala or Andrew. Come on, man. Nah, Charlotte, Shalah, Shalah, watch me, man. Big Shalah, you know I make him holler. Never been a scholar, but I can make a dollar. Ooh, shit.

Okay. That was kind of her. That was kind of hard. Hey. Big Taylor. She loves the chat. Shaw Van Winkle. I'm going to shut up.

You know. What? Taylor? What was your rap name? Something Van Winkle, right? Dizzy Van Winkle. Why you get upset just now? No, Dizzy, go off, Dizzy.

Go off, Dizzy. Go off on Taylor, Dizzy. She told me to stop. She don't want none of these bars. You don't want to hear the bars? Why not? You can go back up, Taylor. You came back for the BAT.

Oh, name three director. Got that sighted. Right? Got a body decipher. Oh, man. A body decipher. The underscore corner says, named three directors you would trust with making brilliant idiots the movie.

Ooh. I want to do that one day. You know what I was thinking, man? I want to do a Tooby movie. Like, I want to do a movie that just sucks on purpose. Like, it's so bad. You know what I'm saying? You don't think that would be funny as shit?

It would be. Like, we do a Tooby movie. That's funny. All the people are Toobie is like, damn, my movie was good. I'm really trying hard on that one. Y'all need to try harder. But that's the comedy of it. I like it.

I'm not against it. I like seeing shit. like that. Like that's the type of shit that actually makes me laugh. Like, imagine we did a bad acting on purpose. Everything's bad on purpose. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that'd be kind of fire. That shit would be hilarious. I don't know who the director. You don't need a director when you do a to be movie.

You just turn the goddamn cameras on. Let it rent and say action. All right, slide down. What else we got, Taylor? Let's do a couple more. When is Andrew going to reconsider running for president? J. Rood Densenson wants to know. When is Andrew going to reconsider running for now?

I don't want that shit. I don't want that shit. I don't want to just complain about politicians like everybody else. What a privilege that is for us to be in. Right? How privileged are we? Just bitch about politicians all day. Never run, not one fucking time.

We don't want any of the responsibility. We just want to cry and complain about it. Well, that's our fault because they put the power in our hands. So when they put the power in the voters' hands, the voters like, I am the one who put you in office, so I reserve the right to complain about you all fucking day long. 100%. Ooh, this is a good one.

Dom D. Oh, this is a great one. This is a great one. Okay. Well, this is two. Let's do. I like these two. Shultz, what's something you notice about your fame compared to God Code days? Um, I'm, I'm in. It's more money. It's more money. You know, what I mean?

No, I don't know. I don't think about fame like that, to be honest. Yeah. This is way more, I guess where I'm at right now is way more satisfying because people know me from the things that I'm proud of. So they don't know me from, like, a thing. three-second edit of me going like, shave your balls, Guy Code. They know me for like the thing that I've dedicated my life to, which is stand-up. And the other thing that I've dedicated my career to, which is podcast.

So it's awesome to be known for the thing that you're most proud of. That is the coolest thing. I think if people went back, don't get me wrong, people that watch Guy Code definitely know to cast the Guy Code, but if they went back and watched Guy Code now, it would blow their mind even more. What we were able to get away with? I mean, not that, but just the people. Oh, the talent was great. It's you.

It's me. It's Duval. It's Christy Stefano. It's Carly Aquilino. It's Pete Davidson. You know what I'm saying? Nicole Beyer. You know, you got Aquafino with Girlco, but you would go back and watch it now and be like,

holy shit. Everybody in comedy came through this. show. Yeah. Gabris. Like, you'd be like, oh, okay. You said, it would actually hit harder now, I think. Maybe. In a lot of ways. All right. Last question. Domdi says, name someone who

is better at their craft than anyone else besides Michael George. Floyd Mayweather. Fantastic fucking question. Floyd Mayweather. Outside of sports. Ooh. That's what I would ask. Dame someone who's better at their

craft than anyone else besides Michael Jordan. Charlemagne the God. I'm okay. Charlamine the God. Um, yeah. I don't know.

I mean, I'm genuine at that. Who would it be for comedy, you think? Living, living right now. Either or living or dead. I mean,

I mean, I think Patrice, for me, that was the best that I ever saw it done. Obviously, Chappelle. Bill Burr. What craft, though? When you say Chappelle, I would say sketch.

Oh, yeah. That's top of the top. That's top of the top. Yeah, to me, when you talk sketch, then that's when I put me in the Jordan echelon. Don't even know, he's up there as a stand-up. Of course. But I think there's still a debate.

I think even with Chappelle's show, you might can debate in living color. I'll be honest. And I haven't seen as much living color as obvious I've seen plenty, but like I don't think anything is touched. I think the closest Chappelle, is actually Key and Peel.

Pro, Key and Peel has phenomenal. Living color was really good, though. I'm gonna be honest with you. If I, ugh, I'd say,

I would, if I had to debate in Living Color and Chappelle, I might put in Living Color over Sheple. Really? Yeah, it's really good, but you have to also take into,

uh, impact. Impact is so big. In Living Color had that impact back then. I like Chappelle. I mean, Chappelle was a different time, but in Living Color definitely had that impact back then.

We just, it was more ground. It was, in Living Color. Yeah. And Live and Color was doing everything. Everybody's trying to do now, but they did it effortlessly and organically.

And I'm talking about just from the diversity place. Yeah. Every single race was represented on in Living Color. But SNL still had the numbers. I mean, because the NFL was on fucking NBC every week. Wasn't that on, like, not it was on Fox. When Fox was first start.

I mean, that's the network television. Still, but it's like you're talking about a legacy television show that created like all the comedy stars, you know, in the last fucking 30 years or whatever. S&L was, and then a brand new show that pops up and, like, has culture. But once again, just like God Code. Go back and look at it in Living Color. Oh, you're talking.

Carrie, J-Lo. Jim Carrey, Jamie Fox. J-Lo. J-Lo, Keenan Ari Williams, Marlon Wayans. Like, they had monsters on in Living-Colour, yo. Tommy Davidson. Like, in Living-Col had, Damon, Wayne. All the Wayans.

All the Wians. Like, in Living-Col had monsters. Yo, Loki. Say it. Say it. For that time period, no show has put out bigger names. Jim Carrey. And Jamie Fox alone.

Alone, Jim Carrey and Jamie Fox alone on the same show. SNL? When, listen, I'm talking about... No, no, don't get me wrong. SNL, this is prior. Okay. When does SNL have Chris Rock, Dana? Early 90s.

And when is... Chris wasn't even on that long, though. No. And Chris was on a living colorful a little while. He was on, you got it. You got to give him credit for it. Listen, don't get him on. SNL, you look at the pedigree,

but you're also looking at, like, 30 years or something like that. It was a legacy show. And... I'm talking about the same cast. Right. Like, Jamie Fox and Jim Carrey were on the same cast. Now, correct me if I'm wrong. When I think SNL and I think of two icons,

I'm talking about icons that came from SNL is Will Ferrell. is Will Ferrell and Eddie Murphy. Everybody else was stars. There's some stars that came from there. Belushi. Early. But it's like the impact, Belushi was short-lived, right?

Huge. Of course, of huge. But you can't compare Belushi to Jim Carrey or Jamie Fox. Dumb and dumber, dude. Lose brothers. That's Will Ferrell. That's what I said, Will Ferrell. The other guy in Dummer Dumber.

He was in SNL. He was an S&A. I thought he was. No, he was that guy, a dramatic actor. Oh, shit. Jeff Daniels. Yeah.

He wasn't. No? No. Like all those people like Tina Fey and all of them, they're great. They're legends. But I'm talking about icons. Yeah, man. Jim Carrey.

All man. Those two alone, bro. It's like, God damn. Damon Williams? Oh, he was on SNL for a little while, too. People forget about that. I mean, dude, David Wayans had major pain. Damon Wayne's had, like, big, iconic comedy.

And he also had the sitcoms in fucking years. I think he had multiple sitcoms. Yeah. What was that shit called? My wife and kids. My wife and kids. Yeah. But even when you think about his.

characters on in living color. Handyman. Homey the clown. You can't tell me. Homie don't play that. Had so much impact in culture back then. Oh, yeah, homie don't play that.

So did Chappelle, but so does Chappelle characters. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's hard to compare Shappelle. Everybody was quoting Chappelle. Yeah, it's hard to compare in Living Color the Chappelle show

because the Living Color was such an ensemble cast. It's like Wu-Tang versus Jay-Z. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, it's like there was so many superstars, icons on the living color. It's hard to compare that. How many seasons was in living color?

With the cast that was monsters, probably four, five. So it was short. Yeah, it was short. It was really short live. Yeah. I put George Collin as somebody who's better at their craft than anybody else. Yeah. Besides Michael Jordan.

Tom Hanks. Oh, dude. Tom Hanks is a fucking amazing. amazing actor. I gotta say, I'll say Robert Green as a writer. You know what I'm saying? Forty a long power. It's 33 strategies of war. What are like directors?

Like, uh, Corsezi. Gorsese. Or like a Nolan like who's. Parenthino. Oh, Tarantino. Fantastic. That's what I want to do. Burunditius, the Tooby movie. That'd be fucking amazing.

Parenthood. That's his comeback. Brinity, it's the Toobie movie directed by Quentin Tarantino. Yo, what about J.K. Rowling? Fire. Harry Potter girl. Who has created something of that size and success? That's right.

Yeah, but what do you consider her? If you're saying, author, is she the Michael Jordan? I think she's the Michael Jordan of that genre. No, no, no, no, no, genre. What is it called? Science fiction? Teen fantasy or something. Oh, okay.

Young adult fantasy. The go. Yeah, I think that when you talk about people like that who created something that is, like that's, that's not even shifting culture. You created a culture. I mean, you could Oh shit.

You could say she's the greatest author of ever. If you want to talk about the actual impact of her writing. No, they would say Shakespeare is the good. Shakespeare? Well, Shakespeare might not have one person. Shakespeare ain't got no rides at Universal Studios. Yo, that's facts. You know what I'm saying?

Like, Shakespeare ain't got no rides at Universal Studio. Ain't nobody dressing up in Shakespeare for Halloween, Chris. Yeah, but it, you know what I'm saying? It's been hundreds of years and they're still performing. Shakespeare in the park right now. Let's see how long Harry Potter's going to laugh. Before we go to look at those shakespeare. Hundreds of years.

I think Shakespeare might be kind of trash on the loggs. Hundreds of years, bro. They still remaking the movies. They're still remaking the two. What's the most fire Shakespeare shit before we get out here? I mean, there's it on. Romeo, Juliet. Hamlet.

Garbage. What? Romeo is garbage? Now, when you go back and watch it, Hamlet? Hamlet. What's the one with the black dude? Othello. He beat in a black fucking.

fucking play back of the day. That was crazy. Gensel. Gellel killed that shit, too. I saw that. That shit sounded like a fucking cigar. Athello sound like cigars, bro. A midsummer's night for you.

Go give me two Othellos, yo. Taming of the shrew? The fuck? Who the fuck can't tame a shrew? Y'all making excuses for this trash shit, yo. Yo, do we really, do we low-key, like, inflate how good British things are? This Shakespeare shit kind of trash, yo.

I'm gonna do that, yo. Yo, you know how I know this shit, trash? We're trying to do that, yo. Because the Beatles, you be shitting on the Beatles. Now, Shakespeare, I think that Great Britain had us seduced that everything that comes out of there is the most mysticated thing. It might be the accent. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Yo, you know how I know Shakespeare trashed this whole time I thought Shakespeare was a forward? You know, Shakespeare was from Brooklyn, nobody giving a fuck. He was from Brooklyn? If he was. Oh. If it was like, if it was like, Julia! Let me buy you a dollar pizza. away would have been way better.

I thought he was a poet all of this time, yo. He was a poet. He did that too. Just pull up a little of quay of this shit, man. The Merchant of Venice. Just click some, put Shakespeare lyrics. Put best Shakespeare lyrics, Taylor.

Oh, quotes, quotes. Go to quotes. Let's go to quotes. Now, he got bars, yo. Let's see, man. Let's see. Yeah, but if we talk about living a test of time, like, that's crazy.

I don't know. The only person you could put it up, like, is whoever wrote the Bible. That's the only one of his last one. To be or not to be, that is the question. Oof. All the world's stage and all the men and women merely players. That's not a bar.

To be or not to be, that is the question. That's hard. That's not even a question. Oh, here's a fire bar. Here's a fire bar. A horse. Yeah, bro. That Shakespeare really had it.

The course of true love never did run smooth. We are such stuff as dreams are made on. Nah, that was hard. That was hard. Bro, come on, man. The course of true love is never smooth, high key, Dr. Seuss washes Shakespeare. Dr. Seuss fuck Shakespeare up.

Go to Dr. Suits. Now, we look at all this bullshit we just read. One fish, two fish, redfish, boofish. Bars. Come on. Green eggs and ham. Come on. Green eggs and ham slap.

Look, look. Just watch it. Dr. Seuss shit slats. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Taylor trying to spell Suf is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Go to click. It's a Taylor's attempt

And soo Look at this shit. Today you are you That is true and true There is no one is alive That is you than you. Man Shakespeare wife sucks dick. Yo, today was good

Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot Nothing is going to get better. It's not. Come on, man. You just like a copy rhyme. You just like a couple rhymes,

yo, the more that you read, the more things you will know, The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. Come on, yo. Shoot spear. Don't. Shoot spear. Don't cry because it's over.

Smile because it happens. That's a bar, yo. Hey, oh, that's a bar. No, Shakespeare is on weak legs. Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, to think the things you can think up if only you try. You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

Man, get the fuck out of here, Shakespeare. Yo, get the, your Shakespeare. Get the fuck out of here. Dr. Seuss wipes his ass with Shakespeare. Go down. Go out of your mind. Come on, man. Today I shall behave as this down.

Hold on. If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along and you'll start happening too. Man, you are crazy. It's better to know how to learn than learn how to know. I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. That's why people like brilliant idiots.

To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. All right. Taste closed. Goose-funk. All day, every day. William could never. Never.

William could never. Never. I know he was dropping bars like that. Because you don't pay attention. I thought it was all camera on lyrics. What? I thought it was all that. By the way, Cameron over Shakespeare, bro.

Oh, yeah. Cameron fucks, fuck, don't. I get computers, puits? Come on, get the fuck out of here. You still don't know. I get computers, putt, and I get shakes-shaking. Bullshit. As always, if you listen to this podcast,

you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.