The Brilliant Idiots - Snow Dragons

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

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Hezzy! I'm so dumb, bro. Why? My wife just partnered up with this company, this huge company in like the kitchen, food, World Food, Food, 52, right? And it's like her first, like, huge partnership. for Blister Peppers. Okay.

And I went to order something. Fy a name, by the way. Blister Peppers, right? I didn't realize that was your wife until recently. Let's go, bro. I was a fire-ass name, Blasted Peppers. So I went to go buy some shit to support because I want to support. And I bought some shit and forgot to use her fucking code.

Son of a bitch. God damn it. So now I'm a hell. have to buy more shit so I can use the code so she'll know. That's stupid. Yeah, I'm stupid, man.

No, you're not stupid, but that's stupid. Fuck. Like, you went there for, we had one job. One job is the type in the fucking code. Blister, yeah, go support. How much did you spend? I bought fucking 10 things of the pasta.

Refund it. I'm sure you can refund it. But now I'm, I'm fucking. I refund that shit. Yeah, I'm like, whatever. What's the code?

Cold. Blistered 10, 10% off. What do they sell? Or kitchen wear, that kind of stuff. Now they're getting into food. But it's a really interesting business, bro.

Consumer goods, man. We got to get into consumer goods, Charlotte. Nah, you're right. No, it's, I don't know. It must be that season. My wife is... Whoa, whoa, whoa, blah. She's about to do some of that same stuff.

What's that? Oh, she's getting her? Yeah, I mean, it's not the kitchen stuff, but it's a consumer good. When it happens, I'll, of course, I'll be doing exactly what you just did. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, salute to the wives in their coach.

Yeah. So how was your week, man? It was good, man. It went quick. It went quick. I don't even know if last week or this week I saw Duval. That was last week. That was last week because we spoke about it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the funniest shit in the world to me is watching Lil Duval work out. Little Duval has never worked out in his life. Now he has to. He looks so. He don't even got gym wear. Yeah. It's like, yo, he's like he's in their dress like he's going.

went to like the club, our comedy show, and he's working out. And it looks like it's working, though. Yeah. He looks like he's healing very, very, very fast, man. How is, how is that Kimmel, man? You were a big week. Yeah, Kimmel was great. You know what's so interesting.

Where were you filming that? Brooklyn. He does it in Brooklyn once a year. Yeah, he does it in Brooklyn once a year. And I was sitting there thinking to myself, how come they don't do more late-night shows in Brooklyn? And why does he go to Brooklyn? I think he's born in Brooklyn.

I think he was born in Brooklyn. He was raised in Vegas. Don't quote me on that. I know he came up in Vegas, but I think there's some connection to Brooklyn. Looked that up for me, Alex. I think he was born in Brooklyn. Okay.

But yeah, he was, right? Yeah, Jimmy Kim was born in Brooklyn. Yeah, so he, I mean, yeah, he does it once a week. And, you know, it was a great show because, you know, course, Run the Jewel was on there. Killer Mike, Kill a Mike, one of my top seven favorite rappers of all time, salute to LP, the whole Run of Jewels. Amy Schumer was on there.

So it's like, you know, we all, I kept, Mike's my guy. I'm cool with Amy, of course, cool with LP. So that was, it was just fun to do, man. Remember we was having the conversation before the podcast started. We were talking about, like, how everybody in the podcast space has such a niche audience. Like, like, brilliance has a niche audience that we have to bring together. You know what I'm saying? Flagrant has a niche audience that we have to bring people together.

It's like it's only a few podcasts that, like, people just know. Yeah. I think, when I say few, I don't even know if it's few. Yeah. It might be broken, right? that like the mainstream audience knows. I don't even know if they know Rogan's a podcast. They might think Rogan's a talk show.

Yeah, they might. And I say that because I was shouting out because, you know, Jimmy was asking me about the Black Effect, and I shot it out 85 South Show and I shouted out, you know, drink champs, and I shouted out all the smoke and horrible decisions. Crickets. In the audience.

So I go, are you surprised that Jimmy Kimmel's audience doesn't listen to? It's Brooklyn. I'm thinking Brooklyn? Yeah, but they just sold out Brooklyn. 85 soft show on September 4th. Yeah, but there's a different Brooklyn that watches Jimmy Kimmel than watches 85 South.

Exactly. But that's what I said. I was like, damn, so nobody for me. I was talking about at least one scream, bro. Yeah. Like, like, 1, like, 1,000 people in the audience. Not one, like, oh, sometimes you might shout out. I can shout out Blister Peppers and somebody like, oh, one person.

Not one person. So I'm like, oh, y'all not familiar? I'm like, oh, this gentrified Brooklyn, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Very much so. Yeah. Because boy, when I shouted out Judy Blum.

They knew that shit immediately. When I shouted out Judy Blum? Oh, my God. They went crazy. Oh, man. Oh, man. But it was fun, man. Sluo to Jimmy.

Slew to Jimmy Kimmel and that whole show, man. It was very, just interesting. Yeah. And then your show last week, I saw some clips from that. What was last week? Shit. Oh, Ray J. Yeah.

Yeah, we had Ray J on. I saw some clips going on. I mean, listen, we had a 15-minute interview with Ray Jee. And I said this on my social meeting. I said it on Breakfast Club, but it's true. It's like nobody wants any problems with the Kardashian Gen. Mafia. The Kardashian Gen.

Gena Mafia rule television with an iron fist. And we did 50, it was a 15 minute interview with Ray J. That's why when Ray J, Ray J got mad at me Saturday morning, I understood why he was upset. You know what I'm saying? And I actually wanted to hit him Friday to be like, yo, they edited a lot of this interview. But I'm like, you know what? I want to stir up nothing if nothing needs to be stirred up. But, you know, he got on the Graham Saturday, and he was like, man, you're corny for, he was like, yo, you corny for this man, it's so lame.

You're supposed to be my man. I respect you, and I wouldn't even have done the show if this and that. And I'm like, he had every right. He did, you publicly apologize right after, you know what I'm saying? But he had every right to be upset because, you know, if you sit down with, you know, a TV show and you're expressing some things that other people probably wouldn't let you express. And the same thing happens where you think it's the safe space, you can see what that. would upset you. You know what I'm like, yo, so, so, you know, I got like me and that's my guy.

So if he, you know, the conversation he wants to have, you got to have, you got to have that on Breakfast Club or you got to have that on a podcast somewhere. You know what I mean? Because it's not happening on network television because Chris Jenna is a gangster. Yeah. Don't let nobody tell you. What did they cut out? Can you tell us now that we're on this podcast?

Um, at the crazy part, there wasn't nothing that he hasn't said anywhere else. What do you say? That, you know, there's, there's other tapes. It's like three, it's like three tapes. Three tapes, you know? I think we saw one and then Kanye got one and then it's like another one. But he said all of that before. And where are they?

I don't know. That's a great question. Because, I mean, they don't want to put out another tape where Kim is chomping meat, right? Does it matter? I mean, I mean, it probably matters to you because you're an adult now. Yeah, the same way it matters to Ray J. Ray J's like, yo, I don't want my kids to think like this is how I came up. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I mean, yeah, they know. They're going to see it one day or at least their classmates are going to tell them about it. They're talking about it now. I mean, that's why Kim don't want it out there. So I get it, you know what I mean? But also it's kind of like perfect time because only fans are so normalized that like a bunch of them kids, probably their mom or their aunts or their cousin is on

OnlyFans. Oh, yeah. Like being naked for money. Yeah. Is going to be so regular by the time. It's regular now. We need this one, bro. Like, I'm serious.

Three-fourths of cloth. It's too. It's getting too much, bro. Like, it's getting too much. What I don't like is I don't like people having to step down from their job because of nudes. Why would anybody have to do that? They are and having to step down from elected positions because of nudes. Like, news is so regular that I don't know, you got to be a certain level of status for news to hit the timeline if people to care.

Like if somebody was like, okay, you know, whose nudes would make us be like, okay, you know, shadows with the chat. Who, Kamala? Well, see, that's different. I mean, that's, but that's the vice president, you know what I'm saying? I want to see the V and the president. I'm just telling you, but that's a good example. If somebody told you that the VP of the United States of America is busting it open on OnlyFans, send the goddamn link.

Matter of fact, I want to subscribe. At least for the day. You know, not because I want to see, but it's the vice president. The nudes or the porn, the porn would be crazy. Yeah, I guess. I mean, famous people. You checked out the doze out news? Yeah, not nudes, but I saw her looking.

Whatever that was. Yeah, yeah. Was that real? I don't know, but she was looking thick and she was looking in excellent shape. She had the cheese. I thought it was just me. No, no, bro. She's black, bro.

Like, just say what it is, bro. I thought about it. I was like, maybe it's something to these black things. She got 25 percent, man. She's 25. And you see where the 25 went? 100%. I thought it was just me.

I saw an airport. She wasn't cheeked up like that. That's what I remember you showed me that. I'm like, all these videos we've seen in Rachel Dozo. I've never seen this before. No, no. While all of a sudden she gets these cheeks from BBL, you think? I see my done BBL.

Maybe Dr. Miami. But I do understand why they let her in the N-W-A-C-P. Like, the N-W-A-C-P. Do you know what I mean? Like, don't you think? Like, because if she showed up to the meeting looking like that, they're not going, is this a white girl? Man, you said it to be black.

Yo, he said that shit like there's a W in it for real. N-W-A-C-P. Ice Cube was the chairman. You know what? You didn't say N-Double. You're like NWACP Yeah, the National Women's Association Yeah, the niggas with attitudes and colored people

That's what you said That's what you should say N-A-CP Yo That's fire that the like the black What is it called? What is it called? Like a black lobbyist association or something like that

N-A-CP? Yeah, but like what would you call the organization? You're an organization Just the organization I think yeah, yeah, yeah That's fucking fire Shout to say in a LACP But no

Yeah, it just depends Whose News it is, man But what else did Ray J say? What? I don't even remember what else he said now But I mean, listen, it ain't even about what he said It's just the fact that, you know, if you sit down With somebody

As an artist Come on, tell us what he said, man I really don't remember now Stop it, bro. I just remember the three tape thing Because that was the What would the NDACP say? Well,

Well, they kept that in What did they say? No, because he was like, you know, he said, He said, no, has a black man. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Y'all know who y'all was sleeping with, man. Whoa. You and Kanye like to do that.

You know what I mean? The snow bunnies, right? Come on, hell. Salute the goat. Dr. Omar's out there. Snow bunnies. But they know who they be with. Who do they be with?

They slept with the Kardashians. They did. Well, Ray had a good answer. What he said? I didn't marry her. Hey. He said I didn't get her pregnant. Are you going to legally demand an apology?

Are you going to actually pursue a lawsuit? I made some legal stuff happening. Okay. It's going to be some legal stuff. All right. Well. And just thinking about it like this. Without me just going through all of the facts, right?

I said what I said. I said what I said. It's crickets over there. No response. No, nothing. Nothing. How long it's been like two weeks? Silence.

Nothing. Has Kanye said anything new? Silence. Damn. Damn. And they usually are the type of people that respond fast, and then they try to, like, tear you right down, like, right away. Yeah.

It should say a lot from just that. You know what I mean about what I'm trying to do, how I'm trying to survive, you know what I'm saying, as a black man, as a father. The only thing I don't like when you and Kanye, you all like to do the black man thing because it's like, y'all knew who the woman was. I never did, I never did, I never yet.

But I didn't, I didn't marry her. I didn't marry her. That's true. Yeah, I didn't marry her. heard, we had a relationship and I moved on. That's true. You know what I'm saying? This is my final question. If you had one wish, right? How does this work out where there's an acceptable outcome for Ray J?

I just want to clear my name, man. Ray J's this shit. But no, Ray J, I mean, my whole thing is, man, like when you sit down with somebody and you interview them, man, they trust in you. It's a safe space. Present their words the way they want their words for Zinn. So how do you make sure on your show that you can do that? On TV? Yeah. I can't.

So isn't that scary for a guest that's coming on to be interviewed? Like how they don't chop this shit? I mean, it depends what they're talking about. I think, I think Ray J. was a unique case, you know, because for whatever reason, people are scared of the Kardashian-Gener that it is always... Why are they scared of the Kardashian-Gener? I mean, what's going to happen? You're either scared at them or you want the relationship. Oh, they're scared of not having the relationship.

That's right. You got to make sure they at the award shows every year, you know what I mean? You might want them to be guests on... You might want them to be guests on your other late night talk shows. You know what I'm saying? I can't be mad at them wanting to preserve the relationship. You know what I mean? And you can't be mad at the Kardashians.

For flexing their muscle. Exactly. 100% for flexing their brand. And that is a huge stain on their brand. If they had three sex tapes, the whole thing was playing. The mom was looking at the sex tapes. That was whack, though. Giving pointers and shit.

What you just said is what I reminded me what I wanted to say. When you do those deals for a company like, what's the company? We call Vivid. This guy's crazy. I don't know. Well, what's the pornography company? Well, hey, do you guys know what the pornography company? I've never watched pornography before.

I can't remember any of them to come out with a V. Both parties have to sign off. So Kim had to sign off. Ray J had to sign off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is wrong with admitting that? Nothing's wrong with admitting it. You actually, look, genius that y'all signed off on this, marketed it, promoted it in a way that you actually made money.

and blew up off it. The fact that they haven't told the real story is why we've had so many trash-ass sex tape. Crazy. Because everybody thinks you can just do a sex tape, leak it, and become the Kardashians. No. That's not how it works.

The other night, man, it was a fire stuff. I've never seen it. You never seen it, bro? I've seen bits and pieces, but I've never watched it. But we talk about how it might hinder Kim, it's hindered Ray J. Huge. Because think about it, if you, and you know...

Because you don't get any press as, like, positive presses a dude for a sex tape. That's right. That's right. You just look at like a point. That's right. Then we get famous up. That's right. And what if you want to do bigger business?

You know what I'm saying? And it's like, let's just say Ray J has a company like Raycon, right? Raycon is carried in different places. What if there's like a big like department store that wants to carry it? But they also do business with the Kardashians. So they're like, what? We don't want to insult the Kardashians. Let's ask the Kardashians if they want to share cell space with Ray.

What if they'd be like, no. Wow. You know what I'm saying? And you're saying that that might be happening? I'm just putting out a hypothetical. So they block in Ray J? I think, yeah, clearly. That's fucked up, bro.

Hey, man. I mean, I just, I mean, it just is. Like, you're on loving hip hop. You can't tell your storyline. You know what I mean? But your storyline's playing out on. On their side? But you can't talk about it on loving hip-hop.

So I understand his frustration. I get it. He got to come on a breakfast club so we can talk about that shit, bro. Yeah. When is he going to do that? Or brilliant idiots. Or flagrant. We would love to have you, Ray.

I think Flagrant would be good for Ray. I would love to have you. Flagrin would be good for him. Flagrin would be good for him. We would love to, we are not worried about burning bridges or destroying relationships, okay? And we are not down with that snow bunny love. So you can talk about your regret. We need Ray J and we need Dr. Umar Johnson immediately.

How can I go to Dr. Umar show? I don't think that people, I love Dr. Umar Johnson. Umah, you got to do flagrant, man. Ray J. I'm being dead. Like, you think it started off as a joke. And now I'm like, I admire this guy. How can you not love Dr. Umar?

Who's funnier? It makes me, it's hard for me to. right comedy because I go nothing. God damn, you really took that bottle right there. That's it was fucking crazy. All this talk is sucking cock. Yo, you was looking like, hell, bro. That was gnarly, bro.

Holy shit. Imagine some call this mighty head game gnarly. That's joke. God, damn. You got to hit like Trump. That's why Trump was so delicate. He's like, they're not going to say, I'm sucking dick out here. You know what I'm not only is Dr. Umar funny.

He's the fucking work done, bro. Oh, really? Bro, Dr. Umar's cool is there. Wait, is it? Bro, you got to go watch his Instagram page and his YouTube. He's inside the school. He's showing you what it looks like.

He just did a block party that other day. Let me tell you, Dr. Umarer. Is anybody being educated at the school? I mean, it's not, it's still trying to get accreditation. I look this shit up. What type of school, though? Isn't it a high school? It's called the, uh, look at it's called the Frederick Douglass, Marcus Garvey Academy for

boys and for boys. He's got, the school is there, it's in Delaware. Yeah. I've been donating. It better be fucking ready. How much do you donate? Did you put the code?

Did you use this code? One Bitcoin. What the fuck, Alex? Who did you type in? Dr. Umar's school name. That's just Scotland School for Veterans Children. See what I'm saying? No, right there, right?

See what I'm saying? We are destined to be together, Dr. Umar Johnson. Stop playing yourself. I'm the only snow bunny in your life. But Dr. Humar Johnson's school For children. There you go.

It's the Frederick Douglas Marcus Garvey Academy. Oh, there it goes. Yeah, the Frederick Douglas Marcus Garvey Academy. It's open. It's not open with the kids yet. But it's built. Yo, I be watching him. He's doing the renovations.

He had the HVAC put in. Yep. He just solicited for security cameras. Let's go. Like, he's doing it. He built something. It's there. You're acting like you got to convince me, bro.

I know it's there. People be hating on Dr. O'm on. Oh, man. They're stupid. They don't have a sense of humor. They don't have a sense of it. It's no question that he's the funniest guy in the internet, right?

There's no question. Because he's not trying. And I love the fact that he's become the boogeyman of biracial relationship. If you pop up with a biracial relationship, Dr. Umar is watching you. That's the only thing I disagree with that he says. What? About biracial relationships. You should be able to love whoever you love.

That being said, Dr. Umar, not me. You can't. You can't. That's it. You can love whoever you want to love, but I'm judging. Are you judging? I'm only...

Who are you to judge? A black man with a black woman. I guess that makes sense. I guess that seems to have a lot of sense behind it. The only reason I'm judging it is because, like, you know, if you're one of those people that talk so pro-black, you know what I mean? But you sleep white.

On either side, male or female? I'm like, okay, come on. Come on. Now, what if you're one of those people who talk so pro-white? but got a black woman but got a black one what do you say about that?

Pro white as fuck black woman I think I respected I never thought about it right yeah I never thought about it wouldn't that be kind of fire you mean a black man

what do you mean a black man white dude oh no not not I don't know Maga in the streets nope nope something else in the sheets

no maga in the streets N-W-A-C-P-E in the cheese No, man, I like black men with black women. How do you say that shit, huh? By the way, what's wrong with saying that? Saying what?

Black men should be with black women. And listen, Asians like to keep it in their community, right? That's not true. Jewish men have been dating Asians for centuries. I bet you some people on your wife's side had a little problem with it, right? No, they're incredibly happy. They did that all?

They love that. It's an accomplishment. Jewish man, Asian woman, match made in heaven. Some Chinese people don't like the, they don't like the people marrying black people. Well, that is different. Different story. It's a different story. It's a different story.

It's a different story. That's a very different story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is what we would call racism. That is what you're, that is, that's racist. Are there preference? Is it community? Yeah, sometimes.

I don't know. I don't know if it's racist or they just want to keep it in the community. I don't know. Well, they're fine not keeping the community when it's a Jewish guy. Blasian is big now. Ooh.

Black. With Asian girl. Black male Asian girl. My kids, you read a wazian? White Asian. You're on the white, Chris. Well, I'd never heard what Christian said. Waysian.

Chris said, I thought that was a fucking GPS at. Waysion. That's nothing. There you go, Chris. Who cares about a mask? Oh, baby. So it used to be any half Asian kid in America was known as Hoppa. Hopper.

Really? That's a West Coast thing. East Coast, we never said this. Hawaiian, actually. Yeah, but that was supposed to be the official term. What is Hoppa mean?

I think it's a Hawaiian term for mixed. Okay. So you could be half black, half Asian, half Jewish, half Asian, whatever. Yeah. According to my kids, in New York City, at least, it's Blasian, which is black and Asian, or wazian, which is white and Asian. Wow. And they, they, they, oh, yeah, she's. wazian or that other go there are a lot of waging kids in this class yeah a lot of blasian kids in

this class but i think the i mean like we always like witton huston always said the children of the future right so i think the kids are way more progressive than the generations before them were so they probably won't even look at it as oh it's a problem to be with a black person or some problem to be with a white person it's the oldest us older folks that's saying keep it keep it pure have you heard what dr rumore has said about the half white half asian no he calls him snow dragons It's, it's, it's, and that, listen, Dr. Dumas is the funniest guy. That's going to go melt all this stuff. Yo, I'm telling y'all right now.

That's not going nowhere. Snow dragons is going to stick. Snow dragons is going to stick. Yeah, listen. Snow dragons is crazy, though. Can I ask something about dragons, though? Yes. So I was in, speaking of snow dragons, I was in the National Palace, which is the biggest museum in Taipei.

All the, that's Taiwan? It's in Taiwan. Okay. And it's all the artifacts and ancient Chinese art that got brought over to Taiwan when China fell to Mao. And everything is dragons, dragons, dragons. And I'm looking at all these dragons and I'm like, it's interesting because it's a mythical creature. But you think about Scottish, right? St. George and the dragon.

Like European history, he slayed the dragon. There must have been dragons. Duh. Because all these cultures that had no connection. The lock there's monster. That's a, that's a dinosaur. What, whoa, wait, wait, fake? Yeah, I've done a lot of research.

I don't believe. You think it's like that's fake? That's a real. I think all this shit, y'all know how I get down. I think all this shit existed at one point in time. But dragons must have walked the earth. What is so, but if they, just think about a dragon, right? Forget the mythical part of it.

Yeah. What's so like outlandish about a dragon existing? Nothing breathes fire right now. Okay. That might be the, okay. I give you that. That might be the one part. You know what I mean?

but everything else. The flight. You know what I mean? It's just a lizard. Right. It's just a big ass reptile. So that's where I landed. I was like,

I never seen somebody folds so fast. What's so unrealistic about dragons? Well, nothing really spire now. Okay. Okay. If you want to lead with that. I want to go lean with that. I was going to name about three other things,

the flight, the fact it's a reptile. You know what I mean? Reptiles exist. Flight exists. Right. exists. Yeah. Okay.

Two out of three. Two out of three. So do you think that the dragons were predominantly in Asia? That seems to be the heaviest dragon mythology, but... Is the reason there no longer exists because they've eaten them all? Could be. Could be. Could be.

Probably still find some nice aged dragon wings on the wet market from years ago. Got to pay top dollar, though, I'm sure. Well, snake wine is a big thing in Taiwan. Really? Yeah. So that's, I mean, that, yeah. I'm all in, bro. I'm telling you all that right now

because I really do feel like all of those things existed at some point in time. And you know what makes me think like that? The shit we see now. Like, think about the things we think we take for granted. Like, can you imagine the first time somebody saw a fucking whale? Wow. Or a giraffe.

Right. You know what I mean? Or an elephant. This is it about the first time a human laid eyes on that shit. You'd be like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. So I feel like all of that stuff probably did. it exists at one point.

Yeah. I think so anyway. I mean, yeah. I guess, I don't know. What do they say about, like, what is the etymology of some of these mythical beasts? I think Phoenix is another one that I feel like it pops up in different cultures. What's the Phoenix? The Phoenix, I don't know.

What is it? This is a bird, though, right? It's a bird, but it's consumed by fire and it comes up out of the fire and it's reborn. So that must have happened at some point because I feel like South American culture has Phoenix. Yeah. I feel like you're, I don't know, Phoenix and Dragons, I feel. Yo, the dragon shit is the weirdest thing because, like, I don't know what it. Like, Phoenix is a bird.

Okay, birds on fire. Okay, I can see a little, whatever. But where do you get dragon from? And if it did exist, where are the bones at? Because we got bones for all these other things. Like, where does dragon, let's say they made it up? Where did they make it up from? Is it alligator?

And you're like, what if an alligator had wings? That would be the craziest animal ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So are there alliators in Asia like that? Probably. I don't really know. I mean, it's reptiles, though. I'm sure it's some type of big-ass reptile that roams.

There's the... The orphan Asia. What is it? A helo monster or something like that? Like, the closest thing. But there's not in Scotland. So where the fuck did the Scottish? Did they get the fucking things?

Yeah. That's what I want to know. Well, dragons could fly. They probably flew over Scotland. So where the bones at, dude? We got to find dragon bones. If we got dinosaur bones. In the bogs.

In the what? Bogs. Oh, in the bogs of Scotland. And the bogs are starting to do. disappear. And when they disappear, you're going to see where that fucking lockness monster. That's a fact, bro. That's a fact. Oh, no, that's real. I was, you know, what's so interesting you say that? I was in my backyard. I was in the woods. And I've already cleaned up back there. Like, when I first moved in, I cleaned up back in behind the woods and

shit. And like, I went back there, you know, this weekend. And I'm like, all types of shit that wasn't there. Like bottles and shit. And I'm realizing something must have happened to where all of this stuff was still buried under stuff. And it came up. You're saying like the water level went down? Well, I do have a creek, but not in the areas of the creek. It's just areas of where, like, it's something happening with the ecosystem, bro, because there's this rock in my yard that used to be a whole rock.

Literally a whole, like a whole round rock. And now it's like cut in half. So it's just like a big script. Like, it was like somebody was giving somebody a haircut and they just took the clippers and went right through their head. That's how the rock looks. Come on, Charlotte, man. Why are you talking to, looking at me like, talking about fucking fire-breatving rocks, I didn't say nothing.

Come on, come on. What do you mean? Come on, Charlie. I had a sinkhole in my driveway. You know the sinkholes that are popping up? A sinkhole popped up in my driveway, bro. So you've got water underneath your property. Well, you think that's what sinkholes are?

That's what happens, right? Really? I think so. Oh. I'd be thinking it'd be shit coming out at night. What? Shit is climbing out, bro. The fuck, I be thinking.

I be thinking shit be climbing out of the fucking ground at night, bro. And they don't be having time to cover that shit back up. That is funny though. Like all your white neighbors call it like black person moves in. There goes a neighborhood. But like literally, it just starts sinking into a fucking hole. I live in a very diverse neighborhood.

It's very diverse. Yeah, but the rock split in half. Yo, I'll take a picture and send it to you. And you'll look. When you see it, you're going to be like, what the fuck? I need a before and after though. Isn't it possible maybe you didn't see the split? No, I've been sitting on this rock for a long time.

Like that's my thinking rock. That's my meditation rock. I go out there and sit, you know that picture of the guy sitting on the rock? Yeah, he does like this. The thinker. That's what that shit's called. Yeah. That's what I go out there and do.

Yeah. And it's like, I went out there this weekend. I'm like, what the fuck happened to the rock? It literally looked like somebody took some clippers and ran it through an afro, bro. Like it's just a straight script and it's nothing there. And actually, you can still see remnants of the rock underneath the ground. So it's just like, what the fuck happened? There's something going on, bro.

You'll see. All the, you haven't seen these. sinkholes that's been popping up all over the place. Yeah. Oh, it's happening everywhere from the Bronx to Asia to China. You didn't see the shit they found in one of those Asian countries and they say it's like a whole other ecosystem under there. The whole world is right? That's crazy, right?

Yeah. Yes. I'm dead serious. Am I making this up, Chris? Yes. I'm not making this up. There's some shit going on, man. What do you think it is?

I don't know. We're about to see. It's some shit that we haven't seen before. That's about to happen. Really? Yes. Like? I don't know.

I don't want to speculate. I'm just telling everybody keep their eyes open. And those are the things we're not paying attention to. Well, the one that they say in terms of climate change and the,

you know, the water level's changing and the temperatures going up is, like in Siberia, there's germs and diseases that have essentially been under the permafrost for...

Oh, yeah, I knew that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've heard about that. And now they're melting and all those... I think that's real. No, the permafrost pandemic been real.

I've been reading about that. I've said that on the podcast before. What's that? I've talked about that. Like the climate change is causing the glaciers to melt, and there's all of these ancient diseases that are underneath that shit. Yeah.

About to start being an atmosphere. So they're going to find a bison that's been dead and preserved for 30,000 years. That's right. But we're sick with some disease and then all of a sudden that disease is been. But wouldn't disease potentially die in the permafrost? No, I mean, the permafrost is like the bog. Like the thing with the bogs is the lack of oxygen. You know, they find these guys from 3,000 years ago perfectly preserved.

You can see all their faces. It's like. Wait until Captain America pop out that motherfucker. When Captain America pops out, y'all going to know shit is real, bro. See, look at this shit. Look at the headline. Giant sinkhole.

What does it say? Who's bringing this up? As you as a giant sinkhole with a forest inside found in China. Species unknown the science could be hiding in this gaping hole. So a whole ecosystem down there, bro. How did those trees grow? How did the grass grow? That's what I'm saying.

Don't disqualify. Count the fire breathing dragons Are the fucking rocks that's got apart, bro There's some real shit happening The sinkhole is 630 feet meters 630 feet deep That's crazy yo All right Chris what topics we got today

Chris Chris what topics we talk about today? What did you think about all of the academics controversy? Yeah can you break that down to me What like Well academics um on his Twitch, and I think that's the thing, right? Academics is a lot like brilliant idiots. Well, the things I say about brilliant idiots.

And what I mean by that is we have an audience. Yeah. And we have an audience of people who know us, who fuck with us, who listen to the whole podcast and understand anything that has been taken out of context on this podcast, they understand exactly what we were coming from. But it's like when this gets introduced to a new audience, that conversation we're having with friends. amongst friends

gets introduced to strangers who don't know us and now they're like well what the fuck is this person talk about if you go and you listen to what academics were saying academics did use the word

dusty in reference to an old rapper he was talking about one rapper in particular who I'm not saying that's up for act to tell that story if he ever wants to tell the story

but he was telling he was talking about this one rapper yeah and when I heard him say that I understood he was talking about one rapper right but he asked a valid question after that and the valid question was how are you a founder of hip hop or somebody who says you invented hip hop

and you broke and if you listen to his whole podcast he's talking about man I just don't understand how you know that happens and what do you do for the founding fathers what are they oh he's having this whole conversation and I'm like yo if you're a 31 year old guy like academics the only hip hop

era you know is bling bling so everything you know about rappers has been rooted in money right and so I don't know if L.L. heard the whole thing because what L.L. was addressing was literally all the points made in the whole podcast. That's why I like how L.L. broke down the business and how the business was different back then. 100%. How they all, you know, not all, not him, but, you know, a lot of them were signing, like, you know, really shitty record deals because nobody even thought rap was a thing. People just wanted to get their music heard, right? So L.L. broke that down brilliantly. And he was breaking down how nowadays people got accountants and managers. You know what I mean?

financial advisors. You ain't have all of that. You're winging it. You straight out the projects and you're winging it. So I like that LL, you know, broke all of that down. But I don't know if everybody listened

to everything that Act was saying, but this is the biggest point I got when it comes to academics. I like how academics exposes a lot of hip-hop's hypocrisy. For example. For example, you have a conversation with act

and you say hip-hop is not about money, you know, and somebody's contributions to the culture, you know, shouldn't be rooted in how much money they made. You're absolutely positively right. But that's what hip hop has been doing for the past 25, 30 years. Everything has been about money. Like literally everything. So all of these rules of culture that did exist in like probably the late 80s, you know, early 90s, they haven't existed in forever. So how come now all of a sudden when academics says it, You're mad at him, but you're not mad at all of these rappers who've been glorifying the money and shaming people for being broke. You know what I mean?

That's literally what hip-hop has been rooting in for like the past 30 years. Same thing with the B-word. And that's the other thing, academics. He's talking about, you know, Regineine Carter, Luther Reginey, and he said the B-word. He also called himself. And he said, let me not call it that. That's completely cut out. I mean, no, it's in there if you actually stood it.

And some people heard it. He was like, yo, let me, let me not say that. He was like, then he bought it to women. He was like, but be words. Be leaving these dudes when they get recal cases, whatever, whatever. And then it's like, yo, you can't call, you know, you can't call women to be. You can't call women to be. I'm like, what about the music?

Really hip-hop? Yeah. And by the way, I'm glad that we've all gotten to the point where we're growing, we're evolving. But we got to have that conversation before we get to. guys like academics. The conversation has to be, we don't do that no more. We were wrong.

You know what I'm saying? We shouldn't be disrespecting women. Because the truth to the matter is, y'all not worried about the disrespect of all women. Your respect, but little Wayne's daughter. And that right there shows you the patriarchy. The patriarchy is,

you know, you can't disrespect little Wayne's daughter like that. Your little Wayne is what you're focused on. You know what I'm saying? You're focused on the main. on the man. So it's still really about not disrespecting the guy.

But if we want to have a conversation about not disrespecting all women, I'm all for that. But we all got to live that. You can't aim at the easy target and say, he shouldn't be doing it. You know what I mean? And it's got to, when you talk to act and you listen to act, he's confused by it. Because he's like, well, damn, all of these guys doing their music and I hit them in interviews and they referring to women as B words and stuff like that.

And then when I do it all of a sudden, it's like, I need to have a conversation. Because it's, because they're doing it. And once again, this is me talking. in Salome, it's because it's Little Wayne's daughter. Yeah. Not the larger point, which it should be, is we shouldn't be disrespecting women, period. But sometimes you could be right,

and it's like, you're not the right messenger. True indeed. You know, like, I remember Tax Stone would say that shit, you know, because he was talking about the Black Lives Matter movement. He's like, as much as I support it, I can't be the voice of it. And I go, what do you mean? And he goes, he goes, they'll use my life and my history as a way to discredit the movement. That's right.

So I just got to support it, but I can't be the guy for it or one of the people for it. And I was like, oh, that's a really savvy point. That's right. Because we see people do that all the time with politicians, with musicians, with everything. It's like, once there's something that you could discredit, they discredit everything they're standing for.

And I think maybe that's something that people who have used those words or continue to use those words, got to understand. You know what I mean? I know you see a lot of rappers talking about, like, you know, rappers being under attack or whatever like that. you know, they're treating us like we're violent. And it's like, well, in your music, you're saying you're violent. You can't put out all the albums about how violent and dangerous you are and then be like,

why do the police think we violent and dangerous? That's like, you said you are. That is true. And, you know, even when this first happened, when it's the first happened, I said on breakfast club, I was like, people are going to have so much disdain for academics that we're not going going to have the larger conversation. And the larger conversation should be. How do we, you know, make sure our founding fathers of hip hop are good?

Well, that's the other thing about being a founding fathers. They're like the founding fathers are always broke. It's like the first over the wall. Yeah, it's like first over the wall gets shot. But it's like, like, think about like you look at basketball. Like Bill Russell, I'm not saying Bill Russell's broke, but like Bill Russell didn't make the money that fucking LeBron is making now. But they have a union and those guys. That's right.

Still, he didn't touch the real money. Like even like football players. Like there's money now that's happening in these sports that the early guys that were like famous, famous to us never touch. Charles Barkley ain't make no money that these guys are making. But to LL's point, the businesses. different. So it's a bigger business now. It's a multi-billion dollar business. It wasn't a multi-billion dollar business when, you know,

and he's one of the ones who were in help great. Absolutely. Absolutely. He's not one of the earliest in movies and TV. Absolutely. And also just massive commercial success. Absolutely. So that's my whole thing. I just like the, I love the hip-hop hypocrisy that comes with these situations.

Because, yo, a few days later, the good brother 50 Cent is on Instagram. You know? With his son. Because, you know, I guess his baby mom was with Diddy or whatever. And he's like, son, what I told you? These bids just be crazy.

They say the bitch police jump out on 50. There wasn't no alarms being rang for fifth, you know? And the crazy thing about that is the conversation turns to, well, that's 50 built like that. You know, he 50 really active in these streets. I'm like, well, what I got to do anything? I thought the conversation was about whether something's right or wrong. That's it.

Yeah. That's all. That's it. Nothing more and nothing less. But it's not a, to that point about the messenger, it's just always about the messenger. You know what I'm saying? It's never really about the messaging.

That's why, like, sometimes, man, in any culture, whatever rules you have, nobody sticks to, because nobody knows what the fucking rules are, because the rules always change from person to person. You know what I mean? Like, they all change from person to person to person. And who it's directed to, you know, you know, you hear B word over here, okay, whatever.

Oh, you hit B word over here, okay, but when it's directed to, oh, you can't call this person to me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or you hear somebody call somebody to B word, and it's like, oh, you don't say nothing about it, but with academics, you can't call.

Yeah. It's like, come on, man. Yeah, it's almost like that was like the excuse to attack. It's almost maybe like there's a bunch of people who are ready to attack, and then you gave them the tiniest thing that's right, where they could jump on it. And when you listen to his audience,

yeah, who are probably all a bunch of people his age, yeah, they're confused. Yeah. And they think we look stupid. this shit. Even saying what we're saying? Because they're like, you ain't, y'all house ain't clean. How are you going to tell him his house dirty?

You know what I mean? That's the trickiest thing about, I think the trickiest thing about hip hop, man. It's like, yeah, it's a very tricky thing about hip hop where it is. Say again? We're all guilty. Yeah, it's like everybody everybody's guilty. At least of something, it's actually the tricky thing about just being like a human

in the first world. Like, American culture. Yeah. American pop culture. All these people are tweeting about, you know, how about injustice on a phone that's made by slaves, bro. It's like, it's crazy. Like, it's a crazy thing, right? Like, so just being a human in the first world in this time, you were directly part of a supply chain that leads to something awful happening.

Now, that doesn't mean that you're responsible for it because it's impossible to completely unplug. What are we going to go do, live in a forest, not talk to anybody anymore? That's right. Same thing, yeah. So we're allowed, maybe if we just acknowledge our own hypocrisy and then just try to do our best within the system that we live in. I think a lot of people, they look at music,

and it's just like, well, you don't got to call women this in music. You don't got to do this. But the same time, I'm here, on the podcast, bitch here, bitch there, all that kind of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, that too, though, like when Tupac, back in the day, God bless you dead, Tupac made that statement, he was like,

there's between bitches, there's between queens, you know, real women. He had a whole song called, I wonder why they call you bitch. In reference to Ced Dolores Tucker, go listen to that record. It's on All Eyes on Me. But more simply, go listen to what Tupac said at the end of the record. Tupac says, it's just business. He says that.

He literally says, don't take nothing offense. Don't take offense to it. It's not personal. It's just business. I think that a lot of us are tongue in cheek and use these words and this colorful language because we know that's what attracts people. I've never really like subscribe to the B word.

Really? No, no, especially in regards to women. I'll say it to a dude. You know what I'm saying? But for women now, I'm like, that's always been harsh. I don't, I would never, language is an interesting thing, especially slang. Why are we calling people something we got? What do you mean?

I look at my dickhead every day. What's wrong with a dickhead? I don't think there's anything. That's why it's so hard to insult men because like, just calling us the body parts. The best one was in coming to America. Which was? When Austinia Hall said you freeze, you diseased, rhinoceros, pizel. That's far.

That made sense. Yeah, but that's long as hell. I don't know why the rhinoceros in particular, but just the diseased part. Yeah. Like, just to say you dickhead, like, you got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love pussy.

Yeah. Like, why, like, why would you call somebody something you like is an insult? Yeah. None of it makes sense. Yeah, it's got it like. Ass wipe, you don't wipe your ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, we make up these.

Yeah. Cuck. Cuck. Cuck. What is cuck old? Like. I thought cuck mean you like, yeah, that is interesting. That means you like to watch other people fuck your woman.

right? Yeah, that's... Ooh. That is like... That hits deep, bro. Unless you actually like cucking. And then... If you don't like cucking, that's an insult.

But if you actually like cucking, nobody can insult you. Because what are they supposed to say? Like, you fuck your wife. You know what I mean? Like, you wife fucker? You know, like...

Motherfucker's a good one. Motherfucker. Nah, because if your wife got kids, you're a motherfucker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you'd have to say, you're a motherfucker.

You are a motherfucker, bro. No, no. Like, your motherfucker. Oh, Jamaican's got it the best. Go fuck your mother. That's crazy. That's crazy. Going back inside, rewind.

That's crazy, dude. That's crazy, dude. That's the next level. Go fuck your mother is wild. Your mother's cunt. Your mother's cunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did that mean?

Your mother's pussy, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about his blood cop? Literally just a blood clock? I don't know what that means. Blood clot. I mean, blood clot is terrible. Yeah, I'm saying.

That's what I don't know what, I guess. I didn't think blood clot was bad. I thought it, I thought blood clot is like, fuck. Blood clots. I don't know what blood clot mean. Yeah, why blood clot? Would blood clots kill you? It's like an aneurysm.

Does it mean stop? They got a thing about blood, though. Like, if a woman's on her period, she can't touch the food or nothing, like. Does it mean stop? The blood clot. Does it mean stop? Because it's like, everything's stopped up. You know what I mean?

Does it mean stop? I thought it's just used as like, fuck. Really? Like you stub your toes, like the blood clot. The blood clot. The blood clots streets. Yeah, language is an interesting thing, man, that I don't think we've quite mastered yet. What does it mean?

The meaning of the word blood clots. The meaning of the word blood clots saying to call someone a blood clot is likening them to a woman's menstrual fluid. I told you, bro. It's the blood clothe. Holy shit. It's not blood clot. It's blood clots. Oh, they don't, the periods, bro.

They're afraid of them periods, man. If you getting attacked by a gang of Jamaicans, bro, pull a tamp on it. Oh, you're right. Blood cloth. Oh shit. And start fucking swinging that shit like this. When you make it say cloth, it comes out as clot. The blood clot.

A blood cloth is a feminine hygiene product. Oh, that's fire. You a tampon? Son. So in essence, when the word is used to anger towards someone, you're basically calling them a tampon. Your tampon. You're a tampon. Fire.

Fire. Fire. Fire. Fuck up tampon. You. What? Tampon. Shut up tampon home.

Yeah, look at his maxy pad over here. Maxipad water. Yeah. Tampon is fire. Who are you? Blood clot. The blood clot. Bumbleclot.

Bumbleclot. Bumbleclot. Yeah, yeah, what's the Bumba Clot? Bumba, oh, that's like a doo-do one. That's the animal. That's the animal. The bumba clot. Bumbleclot is the Jamaican slang equivalent to douchebag or motherfucker.

It's a lot. It's a lot. It's also spelled bumaclot or bumaclot, among other spellings. It's an insulting vulgarity that literally refers to either minstrel pads or toilet paper. Oh, it's the same thing. The bumah clot, the blood clot. Those are fire. The bumah clot.

Because y'all got it. Those are fire insults because women do not like their periods. Ooh. So why don't they understand what we don't like them then? The only time they like them is when they don't want to be, when they think they're pregnant and then they're not. That's it. That's the only time they're happy to see it. Other than that, they hate that shit.

Women's reward for not being pregnant is feeling like shit for four days. Seven. Damn, girl. Damn, girl. A house with a lot of women, you know. Oh, Lord, that mercy. Oh, yeah. That's my life.

What else we got? Scroll back up. Oh, Rihanna's doing the Super Bowl halftime show. Let's go. Which means that she probably will have an album coming out as well. Either that of some new Fenty Beauty products. Oh, you think. You know what I mean?

I like it, man. I think it's dope. Last year we got Dr. Dre and Snoop and 50 Eminem, Kendrick. You know, this year we got Rihanna. And I'm hearing that she wants to bring out a lot of different people with her. And she has the rap. She has the songs to do it. Oh, my God.

She can bring out TI for Live Your Life. She can bring out Drake for that, oh, nah, nah, what's my name? She could bring out Eminem for the monster if Eminem wants to come back two years in a row. She could run this town with Jay and fucking Kanye. Like, she got smashes, like, and those are like all big records, number one records. I think she's the perfect type of performer, not performer, artists to have at the Super Bowl. Yeah. Because she is a song that touches almost every genre.

she got the house music song that she did with what's his good guy's name? David Getta? David Getta, right? Or was it? Oh no, Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris. We found love in a hopeless place.

She got R&B. She got rap. And then she even has like a soft rock song with Paul McCartney. And then what was the one we were talking about? I don't want to see that shit. All I'm saying is she has something for everybody there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And this is interesting too because, you know, she told Vogue in 2019 when they asked her about performing at the Super Bowl. She said, I couldn't do. dare do that for what? Who gains from that? Not my people. I just couldn't be a sellout. I couldn't be an enabler. There's things within that organization that I do not agree with at all, and I was not about to go and be of service to them in any way. Now, mind you, 2019, you know, the Rock Nation partnership was still in play. So I wonder what's, you know, changed over the last

We're all hypocrites, bro. Well, no, we're all hypocrites. She said she turned down the Super Bowl gig in solidarity with activists and formal San Francisco 49 a quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The reason that is always going to be difficult to do. is because Colin would like to play in a Super Bowl right now. Yes, he would. So why are you going to boycott the Super Bowl when he actually wants to be in that? That's what I'm saying. He wants to be in the league.

Like, that's always difficult. It's always difficult to stay your standing in solidarity with Colin, because Colin wants to be in the league, you know? So it's like, you know, I would like, I can't wait until that question is answered because I'm sure it will be. I'm sure when she does press around the Super Bowl, somebody will ask her about that. And I just want to know what our answer is now. You know what I mean?

I'm glad. I reserve the right to change my mind all the time, you know? Well, what do you think her answer is going to be? Because it's not the money. They don't even pay you to do that shit. Yeah? I don't think you get paid to this. I don't think what you do is you get paid to, like, be at the Pepsi party or some shit.

It's just the luck. It's so big. I mean, I would think that her answer would be that she got a project coming out. I like that idea. I don't even think it's that. Maybe, but I think it's more so, yo, the solidarity with Jayzee and Rock Nation. They have my back. Yeah, they sign me.

me, they've been my partners forever, you know what I mean? I am who I am because of that, you know, that partnership. And I like the work that they are, they have been doing with the NFL. They don't bring that quote up a lot. Yeah, oh, absolutely. They don't bring that quote a lot. But honestly, that quote, I'm glad she had that stance in 2019, but three years later, it's just kind of weird to have that stance to say you're in solidarity with Cap because

Cap still wants to be in the league. Yeah, what's to do with that? I don't know. You just say we're all hypocrisy. It's like it's all hypocrisy. It's just like that nothing. It doesn't even make any sense. Hasn't a chip sale though?

I mean, he had a tryout. You know, he had a trial with the Raiders earlier this year. Nobody talks about that. I don't know what happened in that trial. I saw Warren Sap do an interview with Vlad TV and he was just saying how terrible the trial was. You know what I mean? I don't.

I mean, do you see Kaepernick coming back? Me, he tried out with the Raiders recently, but I heard the trial wasn't all that great. I heard it was a disaster. I heard one of the worst workouts ever. I'm wondering how the hell this happened and the tape didn't get out, right? I mean, somebody wasn't over the fence or nothing? Come on, man.

We live in the world right now where you put a drone up. Hey, it ain't like they can stop you. They ain't going to stop the workout. Somebody has a drone up there. We don't know who this is. I mean, what? Come on, let's run this. They don't even send them up the ladder anymore.

You know when we used to come out of the practice? Send a guy up the thing. shooting practice on. Unbelievable. He was never incredible at being a quarterback. He was good. He was good. He was really good.

No. Nah, he was really good. He was a pro bowler. Pro Bowl led to team of the Super Bowl. He was good. No, I don't think he was ever

considered an incredible quarterback. I think he's an incredible, he's an incredible talent that. Okay, I see what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? But the actual skill of being a quarterback, what often happens in the league is that by the second or third year,

teams start to figure out how to play or plan for a specific quarterback. Yeah, Right? Because you can do that. You can plan to someone's strengths. Like if you know that a certain quarterback isn't going to run at all, then, and you know they're only going to pass, you could drop people back into pass coverage. Like there's certain things.

And if you know they are going to run, then you can focus on that. Like, there's specific things. Sometimes you can stop it. Sometimes you can't. You have a pretty example. I was just about to say. Oh, my God. So like the Lamar Jackson thing is everybody's going to, oh, okay, second season they're going

to figure him out. Nope. Joe Burr. Joe. Joe, he looks. And also his line is doo-doo. But there's certain things. And I think that what happened was they started to figure out him

and his game didn't evolve past that. Or maybe he didn't have enough time for his game to evolve past that. Or maybe the people who was just playing with. But it seems like when he's had these tryouts, he wasn't impressive enough to deal with the- But how long have been, what, five years? No, longest. I mean, there's no precedent.

Like eight. Seven to eight. Nobody's been out to leave for seven years. He's working out because he needs something to do. What's the last time? 2015, 2016, Alex? I don't know if there's a precedent in any sport for being gone. five years and then coming back?

How long was Ali at war for? Or in prison? Two, three, tops. No, Ali never went to prison. I think they locked him up. No, no, no. He couldn't box for like three and a half years.

He couldn't box for like three and a half years. Mike Tyson went to prison. I know Tyson went to prison for three years. But yeah, they took away his license. Yeah, he took away his license. Yeah, Ali couldn't box for, what, three and a half years? Something like that? I don't know.

Just crazy. You know, I just, you know, I wish everybody the best, but I always wonder what happened with that. I remember they announced that he was having to try out with the Raiders that you didn't hear nothing else from it. Yeah. You know, so who knows? Let's pay some bills.

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Yes, great. You know what I mean? And she didn't realize that, like, on Saturday morning, like, I really, really, really, needed that. Like I really needed to see her. So we just sat around. What were you going through? Nothing crazy. It's just like, you know, like I woke up. I was really, I was frustrated about the TV show, right? Because of how they did Ray J. And I got to take that. I got to, I'm the one that gets. It's your show. Yeah, I take the blows for that. So, you know, when I saw Ray J, you know, when I saw Ray J, you know, he was upset, I was upset for him because I'm like, oh, that's my guy.

I don't want to hurt Ray J. You know what I'm grateful. He's played a huge part in your career. whether he meant to or not. He has. Whether it was intentional or not, he has. I've been knowing Ray for a long time. I met Ray, man, I met Ray when I was doing radio in Columbia, South Carolina. I met Ray J. It was like 2003, 2004.

I think one wish might have been. Whatever the single was out at the time. I took him to buy weed. That's how long I known Ray. So me and Ray have always had a good relationship. So I don't like to put people in that position. You know what I mean? So I was a little upset about that.

and you don't really know who to bark at. So you end up balking at your team. You know what I mean? Because you feel like they should, you know, protect you from stuff like that. But it's really nobody's fault. That's the network. I was a network decision. You got to do what you got to do.

So I was feeling away and then she just, you know, pulled up. And we just literally me, her and my wife and her assistant just sat in the backyard all day doing plant-based drugs, plant-based medicine and drinking tequila. So it was a good day. Chris, you got these. church announcements? Summer of 85. Hey. Check it out. Yeah. Okay, Chris.

I like the enthusiasm of that. All right, well, I'll try it again. I was talking. Let's see if there's any difference. Summer 85 is an Audible original produced by SBAH, produced by Chris Moreau, distributed by SBAH productions

and audible that tells the story of what, Chris? Summer of 85, the move bombing in Philadelphia and the live aid concert. and I was going to say I was stalking through the brilliant idiots Reddit page the other day and I saw people talking about it and people had very nice things to say. Hey, that made me feel good. It's phenomenal.

It's actually phenomenal and it's just like, for anybody that believes in conspiracy theories, that's a great one that I can't believe people have never put together. Yeah. The bombing. Well, the conspiracy is the bombing of, I mean, that's not a conspiracy. They did get bombed, the move organization. But the fact that they're,

their last name for all Africa. And then the live aid concert happened that summer, which was a benefit concert for Africa. The conspiracy theory is, did they do that benefit concert to make you forget about this act of domestic terrorism that happened? Yeah.

I mean, I think it's closer to what Andrew was talking about, which is we're all just a bunch of fucking hypocrites in this country. You know, like, hey, we're going to throw a big fucking concert

and act like we care about Africa, even though the evidence shows how the way. It's right here. It's literally at your doorstep. But that's the American way, Should we just say fuck consistency at this point? Am I the only brother that tries to be consistent?

Brother, I'm consistently a hypocrite. Right. Hypocrates, my man. Just roll with it. It's so much better. But you acknowledge you. That's what I'm saying. Let's acknowledge who we are.

We're human. Yo, God knew it. God knew it. How the fuck you made that turn to the Catholic? God knew it. That's going to be the remix. Jesus knew that we were going to go pretend to be perfect, right? And he's like, was it Jesus or God?

I don't know. I'm not super religious. Well, some say they're one and the same, which is also hypocrisy. They don't worship any God but God. Wow. I guess my point is he's like, yo, you're already a sinner. Like you're born a sinner.

So stop trying to act like you're perfect. Just cough up and be, say you're a hypocrite, and then it's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everybody is on some level. You're going to find some of it. And then once we all acknowledge that we're a little bit of hypocrites, it's harder to use your one hypocritical thing

to discredit from everything else that you're doing. Yeah. Because a lot of times you'll be like, yo, we got to look after the climate. and then someone goes, yeah, well, you use toilet paper, motherfucker. Yeah.

Why don't you wipe with your hands? That's real. And it's like, well, yes, I would like my ass to be clean, but maybe there's other things we could do to look out for the environment while still using toilet paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Immigration, we were talking about immigration. The other day, I'm a big hypocrite on immigration. Why? It's clean. Both sides of my family are very recent immigrants to the United States, but, you know, I'm like, hey, all right. Enough's enough.

But they're legal migrants, though, right? Kind of, maybe. Oh shit, Chris. I don't know. For Irish immigrants in 1912 legal. We get on that boat. He got on the boat. Shit was bad.

He got on the boat. He came here. My grandmother came here. Jewish side of the family same thing. Within the last hundred years, everybody came over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, hey, you know, maybe that's hypocritical. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, like, hey, it was good for us. What do they say? You pull the gate down behind you. Exactly. I don't think he's. I think when you acknowledge hypocrisy and you're aware of the fact you've changed your mind or your stance and changed, I don't think that's hypocrisy. Hypocracy to me is when like you act like you're not aware that you're being a hypocrite. Like you said one thing here, but then you do one thing over there and it's like you just act like those two things never happen.

That's more annoying. I think a hypocrisy in general is just doing one thing and then doing the exact opposite somewhere else. And it's like. But what if you acknowledge though? What if you're like, you're still a hypocrite, right? You're just acknowledging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

But you're more tolerable. Like, when somebody does something, you know they're doing it for the money, and then they act like, you think they're going to act like they're not, and they're like, no, I'm just doing this to get money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then all of a sudden you're like, all right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's comforting, right? That's like Popovich the other day. They asked them, why'd you come back? It's like, the salary. The salary. You're like, oh, okay, thank you. It's really nice.

As long as you're aware of the hypocrisy, I don't have a problem with it. Because we're all, it's a constant, it's, we're all works in progress, right? We're all going to make mistakes. We're all going to change our mind. We all think we feel away about something until we actually got experienced.

Exactly. That's the other problem. It's so many motherfuckers talking about shit you've never experienced. You don't know what you're going to actually do until you're in the situation. That's why I like when they sent the immigrants up to Martha's Vineyard or whatever.

And then Martha's Vineyard, I think, accepted them and like was created like the sanctuary. sanctuary state. It's a sanctuary state state, Massachusetts. You would think that, you would think that, like, sending them to this really exclusive neighborhood, the people in that area would be like, get them the fuck out of here. They'd be like these, what are they called? Limousine liberals or Champaign liberals in L.A. who are just like... Not in my backyard. Exactly. So it's, you know, the people in L.A. who are like, oh, my God, how dare you, like, build a wall, but then they live in a gated community or whatever. There's a lot of hypocrisy right there. But apparently they accepted them. They're looking out for them. They're trying to bring them.

They were there for like 24 hours. Exactly. And then when that hypocrite, and then, so that's nice because now I'm going, oh, you're not a hypocrite. And then in a month when they kick him the fuck out, then I'm going to go, you son of a bitch, shut the fuck up. Don't ever say anything about sanctuary. But they kind of are hypocrites.

And that's why, you know, they had me in the headlines because I said I thought, you know, what Ron DeSantis and, you know, Governor Abbott and those guys that doing was genius. Yeah, it is. Now, do you want to call, is, is it inhumane? Yes. But the whole border crisis is inhumane. No, it's not inhumane. I don't, I didn't think it was.

was because when you sneak in. No, no, no, this what they say is, this would, I'm going what they say is inhumane about it, that you're sending a group of people off and they don't know where they're going and they're, and you're getting them on these buses and planes under false pretenses. For me, I'm like, oh, wait, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's, that's in here. There's another part of it too. Okay. Before they put them on the buses and they had them register with ICE offices like in Wisconsin or Oregon or someplace and they have to check in within 30 days. Now, once you say, these people to Barthes Vindier.

There's no way they get to check it. They're not checking in anywhere and then they have to get deported. So I think that was... All right. But having said that, I think for this particular group of people, it'll probably work out well because I don't know this for a fact. I suspect that between charity groups and individual families, people, you know, like if someone came to me, it was like,

hey, can you give us money for this specific Venezuelan guy who was trapped in? They're going to become like a virtual... They're like a call celebrity. It's a virtue signal opportunity for the people there. I think it's cool. But for the next ones, it's another. I didn't realize

that they were leaving them under false pretense. But it's still an evil genius move. No, they don't have to. They could be like, listen, we got you.

You snuck in illegally. We got you. You don't get to sneak in and live where you want. If you sneak in and we get you, we either send you back or we send you to a sanctuary state, a sanctuary city.

Literally, like, if you call yourself a sanctuary state or city, you are willing to accept. That's right. And then what's going to happen once this happens, but I think we should be honest with the people that you catch.

100% you can't mislead them. But if there are these states that want to be the sanctuaries, especially the ones that are so far from the fucking border, it doesn't even matter. And they're going to virtual signal about how amazing they are and how welcome they are for immigrants. And then with the border states go, well, let's see if they really live that fucking life.

That's all it is. Listen, you got the vice president. How can you be mad at that if you're honest with the people? Yes, you got the vice president on Meet the Press. They asked her about the border crisis. She said the border was secure. She knows that's not true. Yeah.

We had over two million migrants come through this year. Two million migrants have crossed the southern border this year. Record number. Never happened in the history of America, right? So she said that. So Governor DeSantis, Governor Abbott, they're like, oh, word, put them on the bus, put them on the plane, dump them right in their front yard. Now you've got to call a bluff.

Now they're calling Democratic's bluff because you have these Democrats who advocate for open borders, they advocate for sanctuary cities, but they're going to, you know, never got to come face to face with the consequences of the things that they're advocating for. I don't think so. We're in New York City. We're far from the border. I'm pretty sure a lot of people wind up in New York City. It's a sanctuary city.

Right. It's also a place with easy access to jobs for illegal. People are coming here. I think they sent two buses here to. People are coming to Boston. They might not be coming to Martha's Vineyard because there's no housing that anybody can afford them, Martha's Vineyard. What's the answer?

I think it brings awareness to a situation that we've probably, probably wouldn't be paying attention to this is what happens a lot i think that's fair you know how it's like easy for white people in the suburbs to ignore what's happening to black people in the inner city because they don't touch them at all while at the same time they're like equality and we this is this is the version of that yeah illegal immigration we don't know i personally i don't live on the border so i don't know what illegal immigration affects the border of those communities i don't know what they're trying to show you that's why i'm gonna put this border crisis on your front lawn yeah so now you know how i went to a very liberal university that's

taught me that people create their own economy so that new people coming in is just going to add more money to the economy. Maybe that's true. Maybe it's not. I don't know because I don't live on the border. But if the people on the border are saying that it's affecting them in negatively or in a negative way and these people in New York and these people in Northern California are going, oh, be quiet over there, just be more accepting, be more, whatever. And then they want to bring that, quote unquote, problem to their front door and see how they react to it. Maybe they'll have more empathy for what's going on at the border. And then maybe they'll go, you know what?

We've experienced it now. We see why this is frustrating for you guys. Maybe what we should do is try to find a way to sure up the border because now we felt the problem. It's not that crazy. If I'm president- It's not racist. I don't think it's racist.

Listen, if I'm President Biden or President Harris, I just called a bluff back. I say, you know what? Y'all are right. The U.S. immigration policy is trash. Border security is trash. Can we all come together and try to fix it? Can we create some type of bipartisan legislation? to fix this border.

You know they don't want to do that. Who is they? The GOP. No, no, the GOP. I don't think they love having the boogeyman. That's right. It'll piss their base off. The moment that they try to come together to say,

you know what, we are going to work at the security border, it pisses their base off. Call the bluff back. Interesting. But guess what? Guess what you're doing now? Now you're playing political tricks with people.

And now you've pissed off your base. There you go. There you go. It's impocry. I mean, look, for every Republican in Arizona that's saying we're close to the border, there's influx? I don't know this for a fact. I'm assuming a lot of them who have to have manicured, ordered lawns every week.

Who's doing that? You know what I mean? Everybody's has a position, but it's still reaping the benefits of it when it's convenient. You know, we're all. It's like everybody wants illegal labor up to a point. Right. It's like, I want just enough where my life is comfy. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's too many people. When it was a couple thousand, ten thousand, oh, we can handle it. Two million? That's crazy. A lot of million. I know that's what their mind is. Yeah. And it's just disingenuous to be the vice president and be on TV saying that the board is secure and you know it's not.

So maybe some of those Republican governors are like, well, maybe she don't know. Less sure. Also, $2 million. There's no way to calculate the amount of people who come here illegally. Well, a lot of people are also. But you feel me? It's like calculating how many, like, well, theft is different. They calculate the arrest.

that's just that many. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So a lot of people are getting re-arrested because they're getting arrested, deported, and still trying to come back in. Ah, so that takes away from that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm saying there's people who get in

that you don't even know about. Right. I wonder how that compares to, like, the height of European immigration in the 1900s, like when everybody from Ireland and Germany was coming over. Well, I was born in the 1900s. I just wasn't born that early.

Right. I'm wondering, like, is 2 million equal to that? I mean, I don't know. I just know that it's the largest. number in American history to cross the sovereign border. You know what I'm saying? And I, you know, I think that calling the bluff, because the reality is, and I said this already, is Democrats don't really want that shit either.

So you're out there. They don't want all those illegal immigrants either. I think they do. That's their voting base. They're not registered to vote. No, but they have kids that are. And then their kids end up. Oh, you mean later on?

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. A lot of brown people are, you know, they vote in GOP too, especially in different places. Absolutely.

Florida, they ride with the GOP a lot. Texas, no, not Texas. Texas too, no, Florida, Texas. It's Cubans. Cubans have the issue with communism, obviously. Cali's brown people probably vote blue, I'm sure. It's just different, man. Listen, it's different.

I mean, like, immigrants tend to be more conservative culturally because they're coming from places that are more conservative. But if you come to a place where the conservative party, where you feel the conservative party doesn't accept you, it's hard to side with them in a voting situation, even if you agree with them philosophically on a lot of things. And I think that's where, like, I would imagine, like, if you're a Mexican that is growing up here in America, you might feel a lack of acceptance, at least how the media portrays the right-wing views towards you. But at the same time, you're like, whoa, the things they talk about is way more similar to my home.

So what the fuck am I supposed to do over here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, for real. If you're a Cuban whose family escaped the communist country. The idea of being a liberal is crazy. Like anything close to it. Yeah, yeah. That's your scared the fuck out of it. Because you know where it could probably go.

Yeah, you're like Bernie Sanders, shut up. Well, Bernie says he's not closing the door on a 2024 run. I mean, you know, biology might do that. Right. Bernie got to be every bit of 97 years old. You're talking about dragons. Oh, he's seen him. Yes.

He had a pet one. Also, he's dragging his nuts all over the gym, old-ass motherfucker. He's dead. Bernie's definitely the old guy butt-necked in the gym With mad hair down there And no meat No meat

All bulls Floyd Mayweather Slude to Floyd Mayweather, man People are saying that Floyd Logan Paul Logan said that he feels No, that was Jake Paul Was it Jake?

Maybe, maybe Jake said he feels like Floyd is fucking up his legacy I don't Because I mean Floyd Mayweather's legacy Is solidified

He's not broke he earned $20 million to go to God damn Japan or wherever he was at and not do that out of three rounds. We know that for a fact. We know that for a fact. He got $20 million. That's the reports. The reports are he earned $20 million. I mean, he's not doing it for free. I mean, it's so hard to not do that for $20 million.

Why wouldn't you? It's so hard. If you're Floyd Mayweather, that's your exercise. Yeah. His whole life, that has been his training. He probably still trained like that all the time. It's not like a guy like Floyd is going to sit back and get fat. Yeah.

Boyd is going to be still doing the workout, still sparring a little bit. He's still training other fighters. Go out there and get $20 million to knock out somebody in three rounds. He's not even fighting boxers. And I saw people mad at him because he was like, I'm not getting in the ring with Manny Packy Al. He was like, why did I come this far to fight somebody that might give me a devastating blow? It's all fun in games until I can't fucking talk.

Yeah, he's that all that. Yes. Oh, good for him. He's like, I'm not trying to paraphrasing, but that's the gist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but like, yes. He's like, I'm not trying to do anything that's going to get me hurt, which, reduces the promotability of it, but at the same time, he's probably going, you have to pay me

minimum this. I'm not doing this pay-per-view shit where I got to build up the fight. You guarantee me this and then you figure out how to promote this thing and I go in there and I knock you out. And he's not doing it in America. Yeah, no. You got to think somebody like Floyd Mayweather in these other countries is like a mythical figure probably. You know what I mean? It's like going to watch Braun play basketball in another country. Like that shit'll probably be sold to fuck out because it's LeBron James. It was like Mayweather, go over there, get these people exhibition for three rounds, get $20 million, come home. Like, who gives a shit?

Yeah, that's true. And, you know, he, Logan Paul is, how big is Logan, bro? Logan looks like a fucking running back. Yo, he's huge. Logan, yeah. Compared to Floyd, there was no reason for Floyd to be in the ring with Logan Paul. Yeah, yeah.

So. But we all thought that he was going to finish Logan immediately. The fact that Logan survived is a dub. Yeah, I didn't think, I didn't, I mean, I knew he was going to win the fight. Bro, I thought that Floyd was going to knock him out. Really? Not one punch, but like just TKO. Multiple.

Yeah. Maybe. Okay. What else we got? Oh, shit. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Oh, the historically brilliant, the idea of contraception. What is it started in ancient?

Where did this conversation happen? So we're talking about contraception. Okay. When did it begin? Why? Because it's, what is it? This is really smart or something. What is the segment we do that we've been doing for 10 years?

Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot? Positively brilliant. historical examples of positively brought. Start in ancient Egypt. The silfeum, the sylphium the sylphium plant was used as a contraceptive

and was incredibly popular in ancient Greece and Rome. The plants could only be grown in a small area of what is now modern day Libya. Over cultivation led to its eventual extinction. Was that the plant that they used to put on their dicks? Yeah. No, I think women had to stick in their bursies. No, I think they drank it.

I think it was basically an abortion potion. Whoa. In middle-aged Europe, some forms of male birth control included covering the penis with another man's asshole. Is that what that says? Covering the penis entirely inside another man's asshole. And that won't get a girl pregnant. That is very true, Chris. This is great.

I like this. Also included covering the penis in tar or soaking it in onion juice. Okay. Then no woman will fuck you. So that's really smart. In China, glams covering only the head of the penis were made of oiled silk paper or of lamb intestines. Jesus Christ. In Japan, condoms called Cabuto Gata were made of tortoise shell or animal horn.

So how did they get the lamb intestines from fucking the lambs? Obviously. With that dig deep in a lamb. Yeah, yeah. And his stomach come out with the intestines on your cock. Condoms were popularized in Europe after outbreaks of syphilis in 1495. most popular was a linen condom meant to cover the glands of the penis held on with a ribbon. What would you make and call a linen condom?

What the fuck what did you make and call a linen condom? Oh, a linen condom? Yeah, what would they call it? A sperm clot? What would you call it a fuck? A skeet clot? You fucking cum clot! You come clot!

You fucking cum clot! Rubber condoms were introduced to America by Charles Goodyear in 18,000. Then he went on to make the wheel. Wow. They became popular because they were reusable. That's crazy. He went on to make ties, bro. Yeah, that's crazy.

Connums were legalized in America after World War I and by World War II were standard issue to American soldiers. The insults, scumbag was originally a slang word for condom like a comeback. Yeah, get rid of that ass, bro. Whoa. The scumming the comeback. Comebag is some shit, bro. Calling somebody a cum bag is crazy.

Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, you don't even swallow it. it, you just hold it. It's just in you. Gahly. He's walking around with cum in you.

God. Oh, this was wild. I just saw this. What a fucking idiot. Yeah, man. A father and son duo were IDed in the PNB Rock murder.

No. According to TMZ, Freddie Lee Tron was named the person of interest in PNB Rock's murder, was allegedly in cahoots with his son to carry out the crime. Trone's 17-year-old's son has been identified as the shooter

while Trone repeatedly drove to get a witness. reportedly drove the getaway car. Police say the pair were already in the parking lot when P&B pulled up, so there's no connection between his baby mama posting on. Social, the 17-year-old son and Tron's wife, Shantel Tron, have already been arrested. The elder Tron is on the run and considered armed and dangerous. They probably arrested the wife for knowing and not turning them in. Jesus.

I mean, you know what's so interesting about this, we said this a couple of weeks ago about, why would y'all blame the baby mama if people weren't already at the restaurant? You know what I'm saying? Like if people didn't see them walking in and if people weren't eating in there. Like we said this. But it was wild that the police came out and said

that they thought it probably happened because of- Like, why? Like, how does the police not know? I understand the digital dickheads on social media jump into conclusion, but why would the police say that? I was crazy.

I think the police said that because of social media. Yep. I agree. Wow. I really do. I think the police. police saw what was happening on social media. And instead of like continuing to do their actual police work,

they just ran with what social media was in. Wow. Common sense should tell you that if a guy pulls up to a restaurant, all that jewelry on, there's people at the restaurant. Yeah. Like, that shit is fucking. But a father's son duo? No.

Not good. Like, like that's, we talk about, you know, breaking generational curses, man. Can't do it. My God. Like you have, you failed just, bless you. You failed just child. child on every

single level. Every level. Like, Jesus Christ, I mean, there's some fucked up things my dad taught me, but never that. No, that's heartbreaking. You know what I mean? That's heartbreaking. Man, bro. And the kids, like, 17 years old, led it wrong by his father.

Now he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison because he was let it wrong by his father. Imagine sitting in the car and being like, all right, here, take this. Imagine the dad telling him, I didn't tell you to kill him. Well, well, who shot him? This is actually an... They said the son. The son. So the son shot him. Yeah. I told you to rob him.

I didn't tell you to kill him, son. I wonder if robbing with your kid or your father increases the likelihood of using the weapon because you can't imagine your dad or your son dying. Like, let's say the guy you're robbing looks like he's going to pull something out. You're like, holy shit, is you going to shoot my dad? Or you don't want to be embarrassed in front of your dad. Or you don't want.

Yeah. So if you pull out. Yeah. You go in there and you pull out the gun and he's not giving up what you. want and y'all end up in a little squabble. You know what I mean? And you might be losing. You're like, oh, shoot, you know? There's a thing with, you don't want to go back empty hand into your pocket.

There's a thing with boxing. They say, like, the, I'm going to probably mess this up. But, like, the number of boxers that, like, died in the ring or something like that, like, the percentage that their father trained them is super high. And it's a thing about, like, the dad doesn't throw in the towel. Wow. And the son doesn't want to quit in front of his dad. Wow, wow, wow.

And it's like heartbreak and even think about. But you also look at a situation like that. Like maybe that plays in. Like the idea of quitting in front of my father, I would never want to do it. But with a thing like boxing or like fucking or disappointing or something like that when you're robbing somebody, it leads to this.

Yeah, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. And nobody wants to disappoint Daddy, which is wild. Because, like, it's like, because Daddy's disappointing son by even being involved in this shit. By even being involved. Like, you're supposed to keep your son totally away from that life. Yeah.

Like, that's not supposed to be your partner, bro. Even if you still in the streets. You know, your son, you're supposed to be teaching your son a whole other way, man. That shit is heartbreaking, man. Rest and peace to, you know, PNB Rock, and his healing energy to his family and his girl who had to witness all of that. That shit is, man, heartbreaking. Brett Farth, salute the welfare queen, Brett Farf. What is this story?

Can you explain this story? Yeah, it's actually a former governor of Mississippi, Phil Bryant. You know, he's, it's a civil lawsuit against him for the misuse of state welfare funds because, yeah, Farth, Mississippi. state officials for help and paying for new sports facilities at the University of Southern Mississippi, much after being told by then Governor Phil O'Brien that the mischief of state welfare funds could be illegal. So it was like $5 million that they used in state welfare funds put his volleyball, you know, stadium. Because his daughter played on the volleyball, too. That's right. That's right. That's right. So he, he petitioned the government to use it

for volleyball, or he had control of the cash and he chose to use it? It sounds like it was like some back channel stuff where he had a relay. relationship with the governor. He knew this money was out there. He convinced the guy to reroute it, but kind of did a little thing where he's like, I don't want to do anything illegal here. Yeah. But knew that the money was supposed to go.

But he's lobbying. He's not making the state. Because the way I was- No, they took the money from the state welfare fund. But he doesn't have the power to take it himself. He has to lobby a government official. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So ultimately, the government official is responsible for he was.

Well, Fawf still a piece of shit because he knew where the money was coming from. Of course. no question, but like there's a person whose job it is it is to deal with pieces of shit. Like as a politician, you have pieces of shit constantly telling you where money should go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that guy dealt with, that guy chose not to tell the piece of shit, Brett Farb what to do with the money. It's wild, they're both culpable. It's just the way I've been reading headlines is like Brent Farv is control with his money. I'm like, exactly.

They're using his name to, yeah. And what's wild about the situation is that I'm sure they could have got the money. I mean, Brett Farr's Exactly. Come on, between Brett Favre and state funds, they could have got shit together.

Why, they need $5 million for women's volleyball? Well, you'd be, I don't, I mean, it's building a stadium. It's building a whole stadium. Do we need a stadium for that? Like. You need a sandboxy?

Yeah, like, come on, right. Come the fuck on. But you'll realize, too, man, like, especially somebody like Brett Fawf, I do it all the time in South Carolina. You know, I'll come out of my pocket for things because it calls the state's bluff.

And you know who schools me to a lot of this? Who? Other politicians? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Other politicians, they're like, look, this what I need you to do. You pay for this, right?

Because there's already state funding for it. Yeah. But when you pay for it, you know, it'll be a headline and, you know, people will be like, oh, you know, Sholamaine just did this, so it'll make the state. Feel like they got to step it up a little bit. And it has happened everything.

I'm talking about simple. It can be something as simple as, you know, turkey drives. Right, right. book bag giveaways. Like, when I started doing mine like

seven eight years ago, it's like two or three that the town does now. This is what we want. You know what? That's exactly what you want. You know, there's something else

I'm doing in my hometown right now. I thought, I actually thought I could come out of pocket for it until they told me how much it cost. I was like, no, I didn't, I didn't think it would cause that much.

But they got a state fund for that. They got a fund. So now that I want to do it, Can you tell us what it is? I don't want to say. I'll wait until it's done. But now that I want to do it, they want to get it done. And it's state funding for that.

So it's just like, yo, Fred Faw could have got that fucking money, bro, for that volleyball stadium. He should have just came out of pocket. Like, yo, I got 1.5 for it. What's up? Yeah, exactly. State would it came with the rest. Exactly. This is wild.

Talk to me. I can't pronounce his name. That's why I want to talk about him. He made with Doka, who's the coach of the Celtics, Nealong's husband. He's in a scandal right now. He's been suspended for the season, and they got a 10-year-old son together. Oom was having an affair with a Celtics employee

who helped make all his travel arrangements. A feudal, right? Well, he was also smashing Brad Stevens' assistant. I know it's an executive assistant. Say again? It's an executive assistant. I don't know if it was Brad Stevens.

Yeah, it was Brad's. Yeah, man. I mean, listen, man, reportedly this also included organizing travel's fiancé. De Nia Long of this story, that's not even, that shouldn't even be part of this story. The woman was involved, whatever.

The moral of the story is this. The name of the employee has not been revealed. There's a lot to this, right? Because there's a whole other than the executive assistant. I'm sure you've heard. Which is? I'm not saying, that's not my place to say. Can we just cut it?

And you just say that in context. Well, we can, for this, it's fine. Okay. Here's my thing, right? Yeah. And I'm not judging the brother. I think what Shaq said is brilliant. You know, he was a serial cheater.

I definitely was a cheater. So I'm not judging the brother at all. I just want us men to start having conversations about self-sabotage. And what I mean by that is, what makes you be in a position like that? You're the coach of one of the most historic franchises, not just in the NBA in the world, period. You're black in that racist city of Boston.

They probably don't even want you as the coach. They was shitting in Bill Russell's bet. I mean, like, and Bill Russell won them. what, 16, 11 championships? 13. 13, you know what I mean? Was it 11? And I know times change, right?

I know times change. So, yes, my point is, why would you put your penis before your paycheck? What in a man makes them have to go sleep with this person's wife that works for this team? Like power, man, addiction to power. But where's the power? You're already powerful. What more power can you get from that?

Why is Putin invaded in Ukraine, bro? Because he wants Ukraine. That makes more sense. He wants to land. Yeah. Why is NATO expanding into the UK? It's like everybody wants to just a little bit more. It's never enough.

I think that guy's playing himself. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, if my wife did that, I'd say, you happy in this marriage, like you went out, let's talk about it privately. But to then go on a vendetta

to try to get the other guy fired publicly, it's like, yeah, because you don't want to face the facts. Yeah. Face the fact. Yeah, because it has nothing to do with him. Because the reality is,

the other employee hasn't been named but allegedly it's team policy, right? Like it's a violation of codes of conduct within the organization. So the woman should be suspended as well, don't you think? It's a power dynamic. I don't care.

Everybody keeps saying that, but I don't care about that. Rules are rule. No, because... They said it was consensual, so... Yeah, I know, but... He didn't force her to do anything. It was an intimate...

No, I'm telling you how corporations handle this shit. I think that's whack. If you're in a position of power... What corporations have... to do is protect themselves from sociopaths like Weinstein, right? So if you have a person in position of power, he has to ask permission to engage with any other employee so that you can check with that employee and make sure it's good because what has happened before is Weinstein. Yeah, but Weinstein and their cronies, the motherfuckers that are, that are, I want to say just as bad

as Weinstein, but like whatever is right next to it, the ones who protected him and then told all the girls to shut the fuck up, like they are complicit with that kind of shit. I agree. So this happens that organizations. Don't you think why anything was on some other shit, though, because he was saying telling women, if you want this moving, you know what I mean? But that the fear is that these people in positions of power

are saying that to employees, and the employees don't have a place to complain, so they just go do it. Or they're terrified if they do complain, they'll be fired because it's like, I'm just a secretary, you don't need me. That's the head coach of the Boston Celtics that went to an NBA finals.

If that was the case, though, wouldn't they just put that out? Because now you can just fire him. If he was doing that type of thing. Now there is, but you also might not want to be the person that removed the head coach from the team that made it's the NBA finals.

If you're wild and he wilding. I guess, but you might not want all that public animosity. Also, you're a married woman. There's other, like, listen, I would love if there weren't,

I'm not calling him a sociopaths. I would love if there weren't sociopaths that were abusing their power and trying to have sex with women that they worked with and then threatening them if they don't. I think in every relationship, there's a power dynamic.

I mean, if you really want to talk about the power dynamics of sex, It's like women have all the power. We literally cannot have sex with women unless they say yes. So they have 100% of the power. We have 0% of the power. To act like power dynamics don't exist within sexual dynamics is not true. But what is important is that everybody has choice and important that these women that work for these organization can say, I'm not interested.

And the man will not hold that against them. That's what we all hope, right? If that's the case, don't put out as an organization that it was an intimate, consensual relationship. Because when you put out that it was an intimate consensual relationship, my next question is, well, how come she's not suspended as well? If it's a violation of the team's policies and the organization's policies, why isn't she suspended? Listen, I'm with you 100%.

I think they backtrack for that a little bit and started to say there was like a harassment element to it. Maybe he made unwanted. There's a few other. There's a few other employees that maybe like talked out. Here's the thing that I think is going on is I think that I think that the organization has known this the whole time. And that's why none of us can even say this guy's name. And he is a black head coach of one of the most historic franchises in history that made it to the NBA finals and almost won the NBA finals. Please believe they didn't almost win.

They could have won the NBA finals. Okay. My point is it wasn't like an absolute sweep. It was there was competitive. Okay. Let's not take away from the point. Yes, right. You have a black head coach of an NBA franchise, one of the most historic NBA franchise in history.

that is incredibly successful and his coaching made them successful. They sucked in the beginning and the team got together because of his coaching took them to the NBA finals and they were, they won two games in the NBA file. They could have potentially won.

And the fact that we can't pronounce his name to me and let me go conspiracy is they knew this motherfucker was a wild dude and they knew that they were like we can't virtue single because please believe the NBA would love nothing more than to make this guy the golden goose, hey, we do have black coaches coaching here in the NBA.

And the NBA is about taking these, about black people, making them in powerful positions and making sure they rise to the time. They would love for this to be their golden goose. But then they got the call, which was he's dicking down everybody on the fucking team. We cannot do it. And that's why nobody knows his motherfucker's name, bro. You got to bring Dr. Umar to sit on the bench, bro. You're serious.

Dr. Umar got to come in that organization. Because if you're a black man thinking that you're going to get away with fucking white wives, you are out of your mind. Out of your mind, bro. You're out of your mind. But am I, do you hear what I'm saying? I hear exactly what you're saying. Come on.

My thing is as a man who, you know, deals with his own insecurities, has fed his ego through other women, you know, who has had that lack of worthiness to where I felt like, you know, sleeping with a whole bunch of other women. Yeah. feel that I want to know what's going on and men when they get to that point where they self-sabotage over women over other vagina.

Like, you did not have to sleep with that married woman, bro. That's why, this is why we scream black men don't cheat. But it's possible to be a great coach and a fucking idiot. And I'm not saying he's a fucking idiot. But why is he an idiot? No, but I'm not saying he's a fucking idiot

because he cheated. I'm saying he cheated like a fucking idiot. No, I think he's an idiot because he cheated too. Okay, listen. Yeah, I do. Again, again, I don't know where they are in the relationship. And again, I don't know what's going on in their life.

And I don't know the agreement that he might have with his wife. Again, I don't know. So I can't speculate on that. No, Nia already put it out that she was blindsided. I know, I know. But that's also. Okay, I get what you're saying. You know what I can't judge a man.

I'm with you. Because I don't know what he's dealing with and what's going on their relationship. But why shit where you live? That's what that's my thing. That's why he's a fucking idiot. You don't have to cheat in the organization. He's a fucking idiot because he risked everything that he works his whole career for when he could have done that shit on the road.

You cheat outside the organization. bro you still you know you're still wrong for cheating but at least you don't think there's a waitress at some fucking chowder spot that was that's my point on the Saturday of course they were god damn what dude what's something about the chowder and the sucking of the dick in a diner those words hit bro you don't think it's some chick who's gonna suck your dick at a chowder spot whoa that shit hit i got a gift i don't know what you tell you i got a gift i got some gift yeah i think i really do want men to explore that man only because, like, man, I have not seen a man yet win from cheating, bro. And I'm talking about like this, I love my dad to death. Now you got me thinking.

Huh? Now you got me thinking. Talk to me. Now who won from cheating? Now you got me going, all right. It's like immigrants. You don't know half of the ones out there right there. Bang bang, bang.

No, that's true. Bang, bang, bang. But the ones I've seen in my life, I haven't seen the work for them, bro. Yeah. And you know what I'm saying? That goes to my pops and everything else. It's like, yo, what is it that makes you be in a great situation? I can understand when you're young, you all making mistakes.

why? You know what I'm saying? I think it's the risk for some people. That's got to be something psychological. Like you gotta talk to a therapist, bro. I think it's, yeah, I think it's, it's the risk is like doing something naughty. Right. I think that's, and they're searching for more naughty.

It's like the people who have the adrenaline rush and they go skydiving. So what if you are afraid of heights and you can't go skydiving? Where else can I get that adrenaline? Right. I'm going to do something naughty. I'd rather skydive with no parachute

than she'd on my wife, right? Respect, but I'm not even lying. I'm more afraid. Thank God you didn't do that earlier. I'm more afraid of what cheating on my wife would do to her and my family than I am of jumping out of a plane with no parachute. Yeah, I think that's reasonable. And that's beautiful.

Let me think about this for a second. Yes, I'm serious. Yeah, but you also believe you can fly. So that's something about you that you would believe. Would you rather believe I can fly? I believe I can cheat. I would rather you believe you can cheat than believe you can fly. I'd rather believe I can fly.

I like you. and you will die if you believe you can fly. I'll die by cheat. No, you won't. Now my wife kills me. Now the kids got to be. She's not killing you. I don't know, bro.

I'm not taking no chances. I'm 44 years old. I respect that. And that's my thing. Like, people like, they're older. Bill Clinton is old. Like, why do you make these mistakes at that age? Well, you could argue that that need for excitement or risk or whatever is also what made

them great. Yes. You know, like Bill Clinton had a certain energy. Yes. I'm never going to happen. Right. He had it. Well, where do you get it?

It came from a lot of different sources. Maybe I can't say the guy's name either. What do you mean different? When you say energy, like the need. The girl's like him, bro. Oh, yeah. He's a good looking guy. He's successful.

And by him, I'm talking about the Celtics school. Yeah, yeah, his name I can for another. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, there's guys like Clinton, they had a need for energy all the time. They had a need for people to love them. They had to always constantly feed that kind of vibe around them. I guess sometimes it expresses itself in a different way.

I don't know. Would you give up the presidency for Monica Lewinsky? No, that's my point. Yeah, that's wild, though. That's my point. I'm not trying to say that Monica's not smashable,

but like giving up the presidency, bro. That's why you got to put these things in financial perspectives. Like, the Celtics' close to the name I can't pronounce. Bill Clinton should have said that.

What? Do you really think I'd give up the presidency for her? I think he would think he was going to have to give it up. Because if you look at The president is not an impeachable offense. John Kennedy had 5,000 girls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure they all did. Right. I'm sure they all do. Like, you know what I mean? At the R had a mistress, everybody. I'm sure. Yeah, the same thing that's going to make you pregnant is also.

The same thing that's going to make you pregnant. The same thing is going to make you pregnant. But yeah, the thing that's going to make you president is going to show up in other ways, too. And some of those ways might not be as positive. And that's a shame. That's why it's, you know, it's rare that you get people that have power. The same drive for power. can, you know, make you do evil things.

That's why I said you got to put in financial perspectives, because if I'm the Celtics coach, right, I just want guys to understand what happened. They probably was going to franchise this guy as a coach. He took them to the NBA finals his first year in the league. You know what I'm saying? They're going to have a great year this year as well. This guy probably lost like $50, $60 million, $70 million,

some crazy number because he had to sleep with somebody's wife in the organization. And people's assistants. But that's what successful guys do that compartmentalize things. And they take immense risk. Well, we got to stop compartmentalizing and start thinking on a macro level. That's all I'm trying to tell men right now. Whatever is in you that's causing you to self-sabotaging that way, we got to go fix, bro. That's why I'm so big on therapy and everything else.

There's a great book I read called The Big Leap that talks about when people get to that certain point and end up self-sabotaging. We got to find a way to stop self-destructing in this way. That's what I get from the. conversations. And I'm not child-tizing this brother at all because I definitely you know, cheated. But I realized the path I was going. I'm looking at my, I'm looking

and I'm like, maybe this is his bottom. But he's already lost it. You got to stop yourself before you get to that. A lot of people don't, man. Sometimes they need to hit the hit rock bottom. I mean, he's only getting, he's suspended for one season. Bro, they said, no, no, no, no. The Celtic said, you're suspended for one

year and we're going to reevaluate when that suspension is over. If they win this year. My. Well, based on the information that's out there, I don't know what really happened. I'd hire this guy as a coach. I don't think he did anything that's like

so terrible. Nah, if you fuck people in the organization's wife, what's going to happen is you're going to create, no, you're going to create an environment where everybody around him doesn't want to introduce their wife to them. Right? That's important. And you're kind of showing that you're not really a leader of men.

How can you be a leader of men if you're still making decisions like that? See, I think the NBA players might like that because they're wild. Coach, you got Neil Long at the crib, bro. From the pictures I saw, basic. No accessories. You know what I'm saying? Like nothing.

You got to at least be able to be like, I couldn't resist. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm looking at, you look like a psychopath. Like, why would you do that? Yeah. That?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, is so sweet too. And it's Mia fucking long. Yeah, she's beautiful. Come on, man. Yeah.

You're fucking long. Man, we're odd, man. We're odd. I'm trying not to be odd. That's why I go to therapy. I don't want that. We really have to find a way to stop self-sabotizing this, man.

I'm sick of it. Let's do some asking idiots. Oh, salute to young Miami too, man. I feel you, young Miami. I think you have the potential to be the next black Oprah as well. Oh, let's go. I feel you.

All right, let's give some asking idiots. Slued to Chief Keith, too. I saw TMZ run up on Chief Keefe asking those wild-ass questions. You know what I'm saying? Trying to make it look like I was trying to play Chief Keep. I was trying to play... I never said Chief Keep wasn't influential.

I just said he's not one of the foremost influential rappers ever, in my humble opinion. Yeah, that's fine. That's all. I am Woods. What is Charlotte's top three favorite books? Great question, I am Woods. The Autobiography of Malcolm X by Alex Haley. The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, and Ego is the Enemy by Ryan Holley.

Ooh. Those are my top of your favorite books. I'm reading Ryan's new book right now too called Discipline is Destiny, The Power of Self Control! Let's go. Which you motherfuckers should read. That's what I'm talking about,

having the power of self-control. What movie characters would you in your closest circle fit slash remake? Ocean's 11. Not even question. I think Ocean's 11? That's the movie that I will remake at some point. It won't be the same exact movie.

I'm thinking of Training Day. But a dynamic, yes. I don't know why. I've watched Training Day a lot. And I've always imagined myself playing the Lonzo role. You playing the Hoyt role. Duvall is snooping the wheelchair. You know what I'm saying?

Go get some of Lettys cousins to play the Mexicans. You know what I'm saying? I've always thought about that, you know? I just get a couple of them. Which move? W. Nisha. Which move business or life are you most proud of the other four and why? Oh.

I'm proud of you went faithful, man. I think that's beautiful and like investing in yourself and your family. That's fire. You know what's interesting about that? That was something I saw you do early on because you was with another woman and you was faithful. Yeah. Like I was like, oh shit, Shultz is really favorite. And you know how you know when somebody's really faithful when you're on that road?

Shor's knows. I'll be on the road out here. Yeah. You know what I mean? Shult be making them laugh. I'm leaning over like, you know what I'm saying? Like, so when I saw that like, like Shultz is, I'm like, oh, damn,

Shultz is really, really faithful. Yeah, this guy's curse. I respect. No, I'm just saying. I respect that. I remember one time Shultz looked at me and Shultz goes, the need for you to tell me that. Why? Thank you.

Like, what kind of insecurity is you? This guy's crazy. The need for you to tell you. This guy is absolutely crazy. But no, but time out. That's the kind of checking that men should do. I said that shit to you trying to feed my ego, and you saw right through that shit. Like with the need to tell me that.

I don't know if you remember that. I remember vividly. Oh, okay. I remember exactly. You know what? Let me shut up. Yeah. But I do you should shut up.

But I remember exactly what you said. That shit was hilarious. It was absolutely hilarious, but it was just, yeah. I love being faithful, man. Being faithful is so special. Last question. Jake Farrow. Jake Farrell says, would you rather spend one year in federal prison,

three in jail are five active combat military duty? I don't even know what that. Oh, that means years? I'm doing the military. I mean, hold on, hold on. Active combat military duty or one in federal? First of all, I think he got this wrong. Jail is worse than fed.

jail is the craziest. One year in Fed. Fed is where, like, the felons go. And they're like, you know, everybody behaves. Oh, no, no, no. Fed's is actually smooth. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, oh, my bad.

So three is. Yeah, jail could be rikers. Yeah. So five years active combat military duty, like you get shot at every day. I'd rather have dicks thrown at me once in a while than shot at every day. Yeah, you're right. Damn, I ain't even down. Yeah, I'm, yeah.

That's one of them trick questions where you like, I choose military. No, I'm taking. supposed to be a patriot but at the same time. God damn, bro. Yeah, I'm taking that goddamn one year in federal prison. 85% you do, you'd be out in like seven, eight months. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm taking that all day, Jake Farrow.

And I'm not fucking. You ain't fucking within eight months in the federal prison. Yeah. Three in Rikas? Hey, bro. They might change your life. They might. What the Mexicans said in training day? You ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question.

Nah? No. had my shit pushed in oh yeah oh man I had my shit pushed in bro big time yeah you're a shit

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