The Brilliant Idiots - So Bra Gone

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

This week Charlamagne confessed that he was loud and wrong about Terrance Crawford losing to Errol Spence, as he not only won but remains undefeated. Moreover, Charlamagne and Andrew get into a deep d...ive of the fight and then end up speaking on China possibly having humans dress as bears in their zoo. Later, Andrew challenges the team to find a woman better in sports than man, and it seems he could be right. Lastly, they answer some ask an idiot questions. ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiots podcast. Yep, Solomon the guy. Andrew Shope. We are the Brilliant Idiot podcast back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness.
Starting point is 00:00:17 Hezhe. Yo, what's up? How you feel, man? How you feel? How you feel? I feel good. I feel good. Just had a protein shake.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Just had a protein shake. Had a nice workout this morning. Had a nice workout this morning. I haven't gotten to do any of that shit. I feel good, man. How's the heart? The heart is good. I meant to text you this weekend.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Hot water and ginger every day. Okay. Hot water and ginger every day. Okay. They say it's good when you're having any cardiovascular issues. Okay. You know what I mean? And I don't believe this part, but they say it can actually get rid of the calcification.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Whoa. You know. Yeah. Take it with a grain of salt. No, actually a grain of ginger. But, yes. But, you know, people really enjoyed that conversation last week, man. people out of, but I mean, heart disease is the number one killer of people in America.
Starting point is 00:01:03 So you might have saved some lies, bro. We might have saved some lives. Ours. We spoke about something that has been out here killing people forever. You know what I mean? It's been the number one killer of people forever. But people don't talk about it for whatever reason, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:15 It's almost like we just, it's like a thing that we just have learned to accept in life, you know? It is weird. And it's one of those things, yeah. Yeah. It's like now I feel like I'm feeling things going on in my heart, but I was never before. Oh, that's welcome to my world. Yeah, psychosomatic behavior. Welcome to my anxiety-filled world.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Everything. Heart burns, is this a heart attack? You know what I mean? Heart palpitations, is this a heart attack? Don't be working out and look at your Apple Watch and be like, that's the thing. You've got to get off the Apple Watch. The Apple Watch is going to give you another reason to justify why you feel horrible.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I'm looking at mine right now. And then, see, I have a slow heart rate. So my heart rate is 59 beats per minute. Wait, man, are you saying your heart is late? My heart is late. That was a black thing. It's okay, guys. It wasn't the best.
Starting point is 00:02:03 It wasn't my best. Four minutes ago, my heart rate was 59. Now it's 73, 77, 73. Yeah, this is too much information. No, that's good. You got a runner's heart. Yeah, they say it's slow. But, I mean, I know I got a little bit excited
Starting point is 00:02:14 because we're doing brilliant idiots, baby! I'm the only one. Yeah. No, we're in. We're in. I'm trying to think. What did we lock? I heard that you have a hot take about the fight.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I don't have a hot take about the fight. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I heard you have a very hot take about the fight. I don't have a hot take. I am emotionally drained. I didn't realize how much of an emotional attachment I have to boxing. And I don't know why I'm just realizing this. I love, you know, I love boxing.
Starting point is 00:02:46 You know, we go to the fights and stuff like that. Yeah. But this was very hard to watch that. Why? I don't know. I felt like that when I saw Tyson Fury, Deonté Wilde did part two. I was like, shit, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:03 But this was very, very, very hard to watch because I have never in my life seen a more dominant boxer in a ring than I saw Terrence Crawford on Saturday night. And we've been watching boxing a long time. Wow. This was the single greatest, probably... Performance you've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:03:28 much I've ever seen from a boxer. Wow. And based off the circumstances, right? The fact that the mega fight that it was, the fact that Earl Spence is a beast, an undefeated, you know, unified, wealth-of-weight champion held
Starting point is 00:03:44 three belts. Like, this is the cream of the crop. Like, these were the two best, you know, wealth-a-wates of the past probably decade going head-to-head. And it was just a complete beatdown, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Yeah, I think that's a, I think it's a very reasonable take. The only more dominant performance that I would say was probably, and this is looking back, Floyd against Canella, because if you look at what Canello did with his career afterwards, and you look at the fact that Floyd comes up to 154 and then is just untouchable in the ring against Canella,
Starting point is 00:04:24 who goes on to be one of the greatest boxers in the history of the sport, you're like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, but not, but not even close. And that is a good one and people were, I had that discussion this weekend. The reason it's not even close, Earl Spence has never been knocked down. Bro, bro, bro, but, but, I understand.
Starting point is 00:04:45 So the difference with this is they're both in their prime. So you're looking at prime Earl, prime bud, and they're going at each other. And a lot of people thought Arrow's going to win. I picked Earl. Yeah. I've been picking Earl for years. I've been picking Earl so much that when Terrence Prophet came to the breakfast club last month,
Starting point is 00:05:02 that's the first thing he said. What he said? Oh, Earl, oh, Earl Spence, the guy you picked to beat me? It's not a coacher in your corner, but I wouldn't suggest you bang with him. What? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say, he's not as powerful? I think he's strong as Earl.
Starting point is 00:05:14 What are you saying? Let's be clear. Terrence Prophet is amazing. We know that. What you're saying? What I'm saying? What I'm saying? What makes you think that?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Probably decides. I don't know if you can hurt him is what I'm saying. Did he get hurt his last fight? Yes. But you got to get to him. So you're saying this man can't get to him? Is that what you say? And I've been saying this for like five, six years that Earl Spitz was going to be Terrence
Starting point is 00:05:38 Crawford. Matter of fact, Terence Crot, by the time y'all hit this, you're probably already going to, Terrence wants to zoom in the breakfast club much. Seriously. I love it. He wants to zoom in. Let him enjoy that moment, bro. I gave myself donkey a day yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah. But the reason I gave myself donkey in the day was not because it was just a wrong sports pick, it's because I looked Terrence in his eyes and told him, you're going to lose. Everything I said he could not do to Earl Spence. He did. I didn't think he was as strong as Earl Spence. Hits harder. He's faster. I didn't think he could hit harder. I knew he was faster. Better balance. Better punch. I knew that, though. I knew he was faster and I knew he was a better counterpins. That's what everybody was surprised by. Everybody's like, Erl's going to sit behind that beautiful jab and then just dominate the fight. But that's Earl's punch.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Stronger. Yo, Arrow through... It looked like Arrow couldn't hurt him. This was what was fascinating. Arrow's the bigger guy. Arrow could easily go up to 154, right? Easily. He probably should. Bud's coming up from 140. And somehow he was more powerful. I mean, okay, faster, yeah, I get that, but more powerful. And then unaffected by the punches.
Starting point is 00:06:43 It didn't look like Arrow could hurt him at all. And I didn't see that coming. Two things I didn't see coming. Number one, I didn't think Terrence could hurt Earl. Yeah. And I thought Earl probably could. have hurt terms. Here's the thing. Heron said he took one of Earl's punches and he said when he felt it, he was like,
Starting point is 00:06:59 oh, that's all he got? And that's when he went to work. I mean, that's what it looked like, to be honest. That's exactly what it looked like, man. But then I saw a video that I wish I would have saw before. But that overhand right right there, he just ate. Another one. But he caught him with the love uppercut. That uppercut was so fast. Look at this shit, man. Yeah. But Earl, I saw a video with Paris Cross with Deadlifting 455.
Starting point is 00:07:23 God, yeah, he's a beast. I mean, this guy's an elite athlete, unbelievable power. With no gloves. No gloves and no belt on his weight. I'm not joking. I'm going to show you this, man. No, I believe you.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Wow. But yeah, but look at this. I mean, Butt is just an elite athlete. And just the balance is amazing. Look at the balance. And if you look at a lot of the times that he was catching, he was catching arrow on these counters,
Starting point is 00:07:44 he was putting himself in dangerous positions, even that uppercut that he threw, right? Arrow's still in this big, looping left hands. In order for Errol to land that uppercut, He's got to shoot it and hope that he lands before Arrow lands. And he did and he dropped him. But if he doesn't, Arrow's throwing a haymaker left that's going to connect. You only do that if you're not afraid of the power.
Starting point is 00:08:03 He was fighting for his life, man. But here's the thing. We got to give credit to Arrow because he is a goal. He would not quit. He had no quit. He got up every time and he went out on his feet. No, no. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Yeah, they stopped it on the feet. Yeah. Like he kept getting dropped, kept coming back once rematch. I don't know if there's a reason for a reason. There's no reason for a rematch. There's no remaining wins before they do that. The only reason you give him a rematch is because he's Earl Spitz. And because he has the rematch clause.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah. Other than that, no, man. I don't think the public needs it. If he had an excuse, if he was like, I tore him a road with Tater cuff before the fight and... Oh, you know what the excuse is. What? And this is what everybody's been saying.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And it's this great thing on YouTube now, but it's a doctor who said that Earl Spins Jr. yourself was from residual neurological damage. From the car accident? The two car accidents. People forget there's two car accidents. It was the one car accident that was fatal where it flipped over, but then it was another head-on collision.
Starting point is 00:09:03 And he was saying that soon as, he was like, that is one of the reasons that Earl hasn't fought over the last 15 months because they've been trying to, you know, get him back, right? The reason I don't like that is because whenever somebody loses in this way, there's all types of excuses, and I don't think that's fair to 10, Pryffitt at all. I think that Terence Cropford, you know, is an elite fighter, and, you know, he went out there and did what he had to do. And another reason I don't like using that excuse is because we've seen Earl fight like four or five times since these accidents.
Starting point is 00:09:34 And he's won. And he's won in dominant fashion, you know what I mean? And some of these fights, he's won in dominant fashion, you know, so I don't know if that's fair to do. I mean, he did take 15 months off. And then I was watching his first take yesterday, Stephen A, say he'd think Earl's Michigan retired. Wow. Because of all of the damage that he's accumulated over the years between the car accidents and the beating, he took from Bud. Oscar de La Jolla said there's no way in hell he should fight in December. He was like, that's insane.
Starting point is 00:10:01 He was like, that he needs to go through extreme testing. Teddy Atlas, I think, if Stephen A was correct, Stephen A said Teddy Atlas said he should wait a year. Some people say that. There should be a year of testing. But I'm like, well, what was he doing the last 15 months then? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I mean, regardless, it was an absolutely amazing fight. I've never seen anything like it, yeah. Bro, high-level boxing, high-level boxing like this. The last time I saw hand-to-hand combat like this was when Captain America was fighting Thanos. I'm not even joking. Like Captain America really stepped it up when he was fighting Thanos. People don't think about that.
Starting point is 00:10:36 When it was just Thanos and Cap going one-on-one, go back and watch that shit, yo, Cap was throwing them hands. That's the last time I seen some shit like this, yo. Yeah, yeah. And it shows that when boxing is at the highest level, it is the best. It is the best. I had a show in AC. Shouts everybody came out to the show in AC.
Starting point is 00:10:55 And they had a sports book where you could watch the UFC fight and the boxing fight. And they're going on at the same time. And the undercard for boxing, and this is what I say with all due respect, all the fighters on. I know Pipple Cruz was on it. He's a beast. There was nobody paying attention to that undercard. No, with no. And during the Pipple Cruise fight,
Starting point is 00:11:21 There were three UFC fights that happened. And this is why UFC and MMA is dominating fight sports right now. In the time for one boxing match, and keep in mind, when a boxing match is uninteresting, it lasts longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? In a time for one boxing match, there was three different UFC fights that ended in knockout or submission or just raw excitement. So I'm like, wow, there's no way that boxing compete. Boxing was over.
Starting point is 00:11:51 And then this fight starts. And when I tell you the energy change, Charlemagne, the entire sports book is focused in on this one fight, everybody ooing and awing. And then a hilarious thing happened. The second the Errol Spence Bug Crawford fight finished, every black person in the sports book left. There was one more UFC fight left.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Every black person in Atlantic City left the sports book and went to go gamble. The second that fight was. And it showed us. there's a cultural divide right now. Black people are still rocking with boxing. If you look at the biggest boxers in the United States, you look at what Gervante does, right?
Starting point is 00:12:30 You look at what Errol does, what Bud does. Yonete Wild is still. Deontes, right? Yeah. Black people are holding down boxing. Latinos still fuck with boxing. No, Mexicans do, though. But also Mexicans fuck with UFC now, too. But there is a black people are,
Starting point is 00:12:46 black people and Mexicans are holding down boxing. And it's not even close. Yeah. That's why that's something that Floyd tapped into a long time ago. He knew. When Floyd fought Oscar de La Jolla, he was like, I. Oh, this is going. That's right.
Starting point is 00:12:58 That's right. That's why he fought the Canelo's and everything. Like I told somebody that's thing because they were talking about, you know, Terrence Crawford needs to give boots a shot, right? And I'm like, you know, it really doesn't benefit him to fight boots because it's not a big money fight. And then my cousin, Prime was like, yeah, but you got to get a young guy the chance. Like Floyd gave Conello.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I said, Floyd didn't give Conello a chance. He was trying to look out for another boxer. Exactly. Yes. He was a draw. Even at 20 years old, he was a huge draw. Floyd was tapping right into that Mexican market. Floyd was thinking money.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Yeah, the only guys that Crawford can fight right now. What is Charlo? Is there a Charlo that fights a 147? That's what he wants. He said that on Breakfast Club. He said he wants to go up to fight. No, not 147. He wants to go up to 154 to fight Charlo
Starting point is 00:13:46 because then he'll be the first ever undisputed three divisions. champion. Then you retire. What's after? What else did it do? And keep in mind, guys, undisputed means you have every belt that's available.
Starting point is 00:14:01 That means all the different promotions. He did it 140. Just did it 147. Could do it at 154. Bro, there's a moment in the ring. I'm sure you've all seen it. He just knocks down Arrow Spence. Arrow Spence is getting the count,
Starting point is 00:14:17 looks into the crowd, find his next opponent. He's talking to Jamel Charlo. He's talking to Jamel in the rain. He goes, your next grabs his dick. Your next. So that is like W.W.E. level promoting. You're promoting your next fight
Starting point is 00:14:32 while you're knocking out your opponent in the current fight. Yeah, Jamel fighting Canelo in September. He's going all the way up to 168. So Jamel's brother is Jarrell? Jamal. It's Jamal and Jamel. Right?
Starting point is 00:14:49 Yeah, I think it's Jamal and Jamel. It's Jarlow brother. Well, so Jermel has all the belts at 154? Yes. Yep. So then he can't fight. He's going to fight Canelo, but even if he loses to Canelo, he still has his belts at 1.5.
Starting point is 00:15:06 So he'll come back to 154 and have a fight, but. So he's going to take the big money fight with Canelo. Canelo's going to come back down to his more regular weight so he can get another win. Because I don't think Canello's beating that Russian dude to fuck him up or Kazakhstan dude. I think he needs to lead that alone. Yeah. But I mean, it's just good.
Starting point is 00:15:21 I mean, I like that Bud has his legacy planned out. He knows exactly what he needs to do. He's already separated himself because we've never had a two division. And he's 35. You don't need a fight anymore. Like, you're a 35-year-old. You're a 35-year-old. You're an absolutely elite, brilliant fighter.
Starting point is 00:15:38 The world is recognizing you right now. You delivered your best performance. Unbelievable. In the most important time. That's right. At the highest stakes. You had Eminem walk you out, which was great marketing.
Starting point is 00:15:49 That shit happened two days before. I saw that, but think about the marketing there. Think about the marketing specifically. I was telling Al this. I was like, Al, imagine Jay-Z walked out Dustin Porion, who's an amazing UFC fighter. That's going to have black people going, if they don't know who Dustin is going,
Starting point is 00:16:07 you know, who the fuck is Dustin Port? Should I be watching this guy? Like, Jay-Z? I think black people would like UFC, though. It just depends who's fighting. What I'm trying to say is, fighting. Dustin Poy was fighting.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Justin Gagey. Incredible fight. The whole card was incredible. But what I'm trying to say is Eminem is going to be representative of selling records in the mainstream globally at the highest level. Eminem makes you feel like if you're a casual, you're like, I should care. And you're like, why don't I know- This guy?
Starting point is 00:16:40 You said it. Why don't I know this guy? Why don't I know this guy? I got, if he got a dude, right, who is like, he was like he got the hottest song in the hood right now okay that's fine that's great everybody might be there but in terms of marketing you get m and m to walk you out and em don't go nowhere he don't leave the house so if that is big huge and do and lose yourself bro it was perfect it was and he really lost itself and possibly lost earl in the process yeah and i the only thing
Starting point is 00:17:10 i don't like about when casual people watch boxing though is now i got to explain to people how good Earl Smith Jr. is. That's the thing because they're just going to see the dominant performance. They don't realize that Earl Spence Jr. was doing that to everybody he fought for his whole life. His whole life. You know what I mean? He was an undefeated, unified, welterweight champion. He had three belts, man. He was that good. And then somebody said to me, he never fought nobody. Now of a sudden Earl ain't fight nobody. That what we used to say about Terrence. He didn't fight nobody because he made them all look like that. Yeah. And Terrence and Earl fought like three or four the same people. They don't say that. with Mayweather too.
Starting point is 00:17:47 They always have an excuse to knock you down. They always have an excuse to knock you down. It's bullshit. This was elite boxing. And elite boxing is so much fun to watch. The problem is everything else is so boring. There's only one other thing that even, to me,
Starting point is 00:18:04 gets to that level of, like, I'm not going front, man. I was in the house, and I didn't even realize how excited I was until the fight. Like, I was watching the undercaws and everything. And then I'm like, yeah, man, my,
Starting point is 00:18:16 My knees started getting weak on the game. You know what I'm saying? I was like, oh, shit. I'm like, yeah, we're about to watch Earl and Bud, and then I started getting like, I had to start doing breathing exercise. I was like, holy shit, you know what I mean? I was just nervous and I don't know what the fuck I was nervous for.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I don't got no money on the fight. You know what I mean? I don't have a personal person to either one of them. That's you when Izzy fights. Oh, yeah. When Izzy stop going to fuck. That's your actual guy. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Yeah, I guess you're right. But sometimes we identify with people who we don't even know that well. Like, I've done that with boxing in my whole life. done the fighters, and you know it's the highest stakes, right? You know, it's not like, it's not a game. You can't play fighting or whatever they said. This is. I felt like that when Earl was getting beat up, man.
Starting point is 00:18:54 I was like, I feel like Bud is doing this to all of us. Yeah. Like, Bud is doing this to every critic who said Earl was going to beat him. Yeah. He's doing this for all the times that he couldn't get a fight of this magnitude. Like, he just went out there and showed off. But you got to, I mean, I cannot, we have to give credit to Earl, though. That's the thing because, like, he kept getting up.
Starting point is 00:19:22 He kept getting up and he kept pushing. That is a tough kid. He showed me why he survived those car accidents. He's a little car accident and I'm taking him out, bro. He showed me why he survived those car accidents. Earl Spence does not stop. That man is damn near indestructible, man. He couldn't do damage with that overhand left, bro.
Starting point is 00:19:42 He would throw that overhand left. Maybe, I mean, look at that. That still lands, but he caught him with that uppercup. Go back to that uppercut. Because that uppercut was so fast, I didn't even see it. Bro, you can hardly see it on the replay. When it's slow down. So once Earl loads up the left hands, Bud shoots that uppercut.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Earl kept getting up. It's all fast he bounces, sorry. No, no, that's good. It's good. Watch how fast he bounces right back up every time, man. I mean, it's amazing. This is when they had to stop it. Like, okay, okay, okay, enough.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Enough, enough. It's over, man. The kid is tough. And even then he's like, why? Why stop it? Because we don't want you to die in the ring, Earl. We know you're not going to stay down. Nah, he's tough, man. Earl's tough. Now, he's a beast, man. He's a beast.
Starting point is 00:20:26 But Terrence Crawford is something special. Where do we rank Terrence Crawford? All-time Walter Wicks. Man, there's been a lot of great welterweight fighters. Great. Phenomenal. There's been a lot. Is he top 10? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:41 I got him top 10. Yeah. Yeah, I'm curious where he ranks himself. I mean, here's a thing. Let me tell you the illest thing about him. He was like, I lead after y'all. I love that. He said that.
Starting point is 00:20:50 He was like, I lead after y'all. Yeah. He said, I lead after y'all. He said, I know what I've done and I know what I do, but I leave the all-time rankings to y'all. I love that. I'll be honest with you, I think that the, and even with boxing, with basketball and sports a little different because there's actual like numbers and stuff like that. But definitely with art, it's like that that's something that people decide. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:15 You can't decide it. The people decide whether you are the greatest, right? And you hope that the art that you're creating matches with what the people really want or need. And then in this brief moment in time and history, you get to be the greatest, you know? And like, every generation is gonna forget about the person before them that they don't even know about.
Starting point is 00:21:35 So then I'm gonna forget, they're not even to know. The greatest boxer of our generation, this next generation has no clue who they were. They don't know how nice Oscar de La Jolla was. Not saying he was the greatest, but they don't know. A lot of these guys don't even know how nice Floyd was.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what you can only hope for is in that moment of time, people are like, oh my God, you're the greatest. And that's really up to the people. All you got to do is focus on the art, focus on what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:21:58 That's a beautiful perspective that Bud has. Yeah, because we were having to conversation. And you do know when you're great because when Bud put that performance on, immediately people start saying, like, yo, could he have beat Floyd in his prime? And I'm like, it's hard to say. but if he fought like he fought Saturday night
Starting point is 00:22:19 he'd give Floyd some trouble. I'll tell you one thing. Not only would he give some trouble, there are so many similarities in their game. They're very different fighters, but the similarities that I see is impeccable balance. You do not see, not for one moment in that fight, but off balance.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Footwork is amazing. Amazing. Amazing. I can cha-cha sliding, man, mother. Every punch, thrown, perfect balance, perfect pullback. Like, I think he hits way harder than we thought, though. Like, I knew he hit
Starting point is 00:22:50 hard, but watching Earl's face, well, first of all, watching Earl get dropped by a jab in the second round, which is unbelievable. Yeah. But then watching his face by the fourth round be swole up like that, I'm like, well, how hard is God damn Terrence Crawford into this man?
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah. Like, how hard is Terris Crawford laying into this man? You fight Floyd like that, and you land those type of punches. You know, you probably get Floyd a real run for his money. I just don't know how often you're going to touch Floyd. That's the thing. That's what people don't, that's what people feel to realize about Floyd, because when we think boxing, we think punching, punching, punching,
Starting point is 00:23:22 there's never been a better defensive fighter than Floyd money. Never, never. And offensively, he's just immaculate as well. There isn't a single flaw in his game. His jab is perfect. His little check hook is perfect. I mean, don't have a lot of punching power, especially in his later years. He didn't have the punching power at the weight that he came up at.
Starting point is 00:23:39 But if you look at Floyd's career when he started at, I don't know if it was 130 pounds or 135, whatever. was like he was knocking people to let people out. So it's like of course you're going to lose some power as you go up. What's really impressive about Bud is he keeps going up and the power is still there. Now keep in mind, it's
Starting point is 00:23:56 not a one shot power. He's not one shot and you're going to sleep. It's cumulative. He's going to keep fucking landing. And yeah, it's beautiful man. It's beautiful man. It was, it really was tough to watch though I'm not going to allow. I was like, God damn, Earl. And then his corner couldn't
Starting point is 00:24:12 throw in the towel. Only the ref could do. it and honestly I feel like Bud carried him a couple of rounds. Wait, really? I do. Interesting. I feel like Bud could have ended that fight
Starting point is 00:24:24 a lot earlier if he wanted to. So you thought he would, there's a great fighter who fought a Welterweight his name was Pernell Sweet P. Whitaker. Oh yeah. Pernell Whitaker, this is before Floyd, people would say it was the greatest defensive boxer ever.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And then before that you can go in history. There's plenty of other people to say, but Pernell was unbelievable. talented defensively. There's a great video of like when he's fighting Oscar de Aloia and he dodges like 13 punches in a row. It's just unbelievable what he could do. And Prunel
Starting point is 00:24:53 Whitaker people would always say one Christian was he could have gotten these guys out in whatever round he wanted but sometimes he carried them a little bit. It felt like that because I mean if you watched the fight Terrence definitely took the eighth round off. A fourth round he was just like all right we jammed. Yeah but ninth round
Starting point is 00:25:09 he got him up out of there but he could I think he probably got him out four for fifth if you wanted to. Personally, you know, personally, but I don't want to see a rematch. If they do do a rematch, you know, hey, God bless. I hope they get their money. But I just don't see what Earl Spence could do to close that gap between them. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:33 And if there is something, if there is some type of neurological damage to Earl, I care about him going to get that checked out way more than I care about him avenging something in the ring because losses like that aren't. bad losses to you. You know what I'm saying? You're Earl Spence Jr. Yeah, you fought. You, yeah, you were undefeated. You were the unified, you know, wealth to weight champion, and you just lost to the better man. That's all. Like, it's the, I guess, it's, there's also more fights for Arrow. That's the thing. You come off a loss. Yeah. And there's other people. Is it though? Ryan Garcia, Earl Spencer Jr., do it right now. Both of them coming
Starting point is 00:26:09 off a loss. How big is Ryan? He was, he came down to fight Jervante. at 140, but there was that rehydration clause. So 147 is where he wants to be. You have Ryan Garcia by Arrow Spence Jr. right now. They're both coming off a loss. I know Ryan was in that wakeler. Yeah. There's a lot of fights.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I thought Ryan was with like Devin Haney and Shakur. That's 140. But he said he wants to come up, right? Harold Spence would knock Ryan's head off. Well, now that we're talking about it. But my point is he's a huge name. You just said Mexican fan base, huge name. And then obviously Arrow Spence, huge name.
Starting point is 00:26:44 If we're talking about money fights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the comeback. These are the guys. Put it up, see who's going to, you know, take their career. And I like Ryan, but no, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. They talk about Earl going up to 150-something.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I don't know. Stephen A. Smith said Earl need to retire. I don't know. Here's my feeling about coming up is if you're not doing the damage at 147. Like, if you're not hurting your opponent at 147, the guy who's coming up from 140, I don't know if you're going to hurt the guys at 154. I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I mean, Earl's hurt people before. I don't know, man. Who the fuck knows, man? I just want the best for everybody. Yeah. Especially after what I saw Saturday. I don't want Earl to make any rash decisions, you know? And I don't want to see Bud fight boots.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I would like to see Bud either do the rematch with Earl. That's the other thing, too. Maybe we're sleeping on Earl. Maybe Earl comes back. back in the lead in a second fight. Of course. Anything can happen. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I don't, after what I just, I don't want to be a prisoner at a moment and say after what I saw Saturday. I don't believe that. But that's what we are. We're prisoners in the moment. We definitely are. We definitely are.
Starting point is 00:27:58 But there is nothing like a great mega fight, man. The only thing that compares is the Super Bowl. When you got a mega fight, bro, when you got a mega fight on a Saturday night, man, there is nothing, nothing that competes. At least to me, that competes with it like the Super Bowl. And you don't have to be, you don't have to follow the storyline. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:28:17 You know what I'm saying? Like, you can just turn it on and watch two people go at it. You don't even have to know who these people are. Like, you just like, why the fuck is he beating on him like that? You know what I mean? It's annoying is shit to be sitting around with somebody who don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah. But at least they can follow it.
Starting point is 00:28:32 It's a simple thing to follow. Yeah. It's not like football where you like, so that age that they just kicked through. How much is that? You know what does this call me? Yeah. You know? And there was another thing that
Starting point is 00:28:44 Everybody understands a fight. You understand the fight. Another thing that happened during this fight that nobody's talking about, the doctor coming in the ring around the third or fourth round. That will fuck you up emotionally, bro. But this is where people feel like
Starting point is 00:28:55 there's some residual neurological damage because they were like, why did the doctor come in the ring? He hadn't suffered that much damage yet. Like, he only got knocked down once in the second round. I don't even think he was swelling up by the time the doctor came in the ring.
Starting point is 00:29:09 And they was like, the doctor purposely didn't use the light pin. because it could affect him? No, they said because that would have raised too much suspicion because the conspiracy is everybody knows Earl is dealing with some type of neurological damage, but they still push the money fight. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:29:29 So they said that's why they held off for 15 months, you know, to try to get him right. But they knew that he had no business in the ring, but they needed to get that money. And that's the that's the YouTube conspiracy. I only want to talk in conspiracy. The truth is so boring. It's so boring.
Starting point is 00:29:47 But that's what the doctor? What's that doctor? It's a doctor that was, they call him Dr. 805 or some shit like that. And he called into somebody's radio show a podcast. And that's what he said. But once again, I don't want to dwell in that because I don't want to take away anything from what Terrence Crawford did. Because the reality is Earl had fights since these car accidents. There we go.
Starting point is 00:30:07 And he was dominant in these fights. So let's not do that to Terrence all of a sudden. because we saw, you know, saw him get demolished. Okay, let's continue conspiracy. Okay. Barack Obama's chef dies in the paddleman. First, there's nobody with them. Now there's somebody with them.
Starting point is 00:30:28 First, the Obamas are in the house, or not in the house. Now they were on the property. There was phone calls made to, from the house, about what happened for whatever reason. The records on what was said in those. phone calls have been wiped. Man, have you guys seen that? No, I didn't see that.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Fox News is all over this because, of course, they want to do anything to, you know, shit on Democrats and Obama. But still, it is weird that the call log would be wiped specifically for that call while the other ones are existing. Well, people who don't know the story,
Starting point is 00:31:04 the Obama's personal chef and friend, Tafari Campbell, passed away following a tragic drowning accident, which happened during a paddleboarding excursion in Marfa's Vineyard where Michelle and Barack have a property. Yeah. So was the Obama's on the property when this happened? Yeah. Well, they were in Martha's Vineyard. I don't know if they were literally at their house, but they were there.
Starting point is 00:31:24 But initially it was that weren't. Here's my thing. God bless that, brother. He could swim. There's videos of him swimming well. No, no, I mean that. Yeah. I don't know. Like, there's videos of it out there. Would we, would we be looking at this as a conspiracy if it wasn't too elected official? And do we feel like, this because of the claims. A lot of people died and rather clit this, bro. Why you know what people died? They didn't do you was going to talk about this?
Starting point is 00:31:58 They put the calcium in my heart. I was talking shit. They put the calcium in my heart. I was talking shit. Did anybody check this before we got in here? You never know. You never know. It could be that, bro. You got to be careful, my boy.
Starting point is 00:32:11 You and me all of a sudden. Even athletes our whole life, healthy our whole life, eating good and all of a sudden calcium in our fucking heart? I was waiting for the conspiracies around this. to come. I saw when this happened. This was like last Monday, right? I think it was last Monday. I saw when this happened. I was waiting
Starting point is 00:32:27 for the conspiracy theories to come, but the only person that came through for me was Dr. Umar per you. What did he say? He just put up a post and he put accident or nah. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, okay, I expect Dr. Umar to do that, but let me see. I haven't watched Fox News all week. How does it happen? You know what I think happened? Go, shoot.
Starting point is 00:32:49 If it's not a conspiracy meaning he was taken out, if something happened naturally, and we haven't had the toxicology report, is it possible he, too, had dated Maxine, and while he's on the paddleboard, he has a little bit of cardiac arrest, which makes him not able to swim. Because there's no way that he just fell off the board and drowned. He has to have something, he has to hit his head and get concussed and then drowned. He has to have a heart condition or something like that and then drop. But there's no way you go that far with that on a paddleboard. And you can swim, and you can't either swim back to the board or swim back to shore. That happened to somebody in most corner that I know recently. Who happened?
Starting point is 00:33:33 It had a heart attack while driving and got until a car accident and died. I mean, they were older too, though, but still, you know what I mean? I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, would it have to be Maxine, though? It doesn't have to be Maxine. He could be easy. He is a chef.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Maxine is. put in work We do have to acknowledge heart disease And stuff was the thing before Maxine Oh really Yeah, come on. It's been the number one killer forever Oh really do
Starting point is 00:34:00 Look it up Look up the number one killer of people Is heart disease Not mostly no Yes, man, heart disease Look it up. Pull it up there, though. Not mostly no.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Heart disease has been the number one killer Of Americans, at least black Americans Not athlete Americans, Skinny Americans, Me and Yous. It's for fat. Black Fox. Yes. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I don't think that's true, Shultz. It's not true. Some people are born with heart conditions, man. Man, come on. Pull it up, Taylor, gang. Well, do, listen, can we start with Americans first before we just jump the blood? Yeah, why? What is the number one killer of Americans?
Starting point is 00:34:36 We died, too. Let's see. Heart disease. This is the leading cause of death. The leading cause of death of both men and women. This is the case of the U.S. and worldwide. More than half of all people died due to heart disease are men. Oh, well, I mean, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:34:52 But it's been this way forever. Half of them and women don't have no heart? No, because they're the other half. No, but aren't there more women in the world? Oh. Ah, so we over-end, actually. So if it's 60-40. Shit, my heart starts hurting right now.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Right there. Stupid shit. Right there, man. You got to be careful, bro. But as I'm saying, heart disease has been the number one killer. So I'm never, I'm never not blaming Maxine. Okay. I'm just saying you're based, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:20 You're fucking based, dude. You're so base, man. I'm just saying, Maxine is a problem for everything. Everything is Maxine, bro. I'm saying, though. Yeah. Heart disease has been the number one killer
Starting point is 00:35:32 for the longest. Now, there's another theory that I've heard about this, right, when it comes to heart disease and a lot of the heart attacks and strokes that we've been seen that we feel like have increased over the past few years.
Starting point is 00:35:43 What is it? What if it's COVID? So there's a last, effect of... That's what they've talked about with long COVID. Like, how do we know this isn't after effects of COVID?
Starting point is 00:35:56 So we could just have long COVID. That's what's fucking up our hearts. Maybe we don't, maybe we haven't paid attention. Look that up, Taylor. Look up, look up COVID in Maya. Best of you. It could be, though. Because remember...
Starting point is 00:36:12 Maya, what's the shit called? My asthma came back. Like, I had asthma when I was a kid, and both times I got COVID, my asthma came back and then lasted for a good five, six months after. Did you shave or something out? Something looks different about you.
Starting point is 00:36:23 I don't have a hat on, that shit. He always wears a hat. Is that what it is? Yeah. I did shave the beard down, too. Yeah, something. It's like a little Mr. Potato Head. It's like it's a feature, some accessories.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Oh, for real. Oh. Damn, bro. How's that calcification coming? That's it. That's a lot. This is a little COVID and, and, um,
Starting point is 00:36:47 with a face of COVID. With COVID and what's the shit called? What's the word? You know the word I'm talking about. You know, Al is sweating right now. He started sick. Damn, look, yo, he needs to towels. He did look a little different.
Starting point is 00:37:01 He does look a little different. You did something, bro. But you know about the guy who drowned him off his vineyard? What you know about the chef? Yo, is that why you sweating right now? Chill out. Chill out. It's like he wanted to cover or something.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Bro. Were you part of that? Illamini. Aluminati. Let's see. Heart disease in COVID-19. Miffs and fat. I don't feel like reading all that.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Yeah, I'm good on all this. Yo, but the statin, we're on is fine, right? Yeah, you do it every day, bro. 6 o'clock. But we're good on that? Why, you fucking, what's your milligram? What's your dosage? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Mine's 40. I take one, bro. No, but it's dosage. You need a 20, 40, I think it's a 10, 20, 40, 60. I can't do it. I can't. Which one you want? I can't do.
Starting point is 00:37:43 You got to eat right, too, though. I do eat right. I do eat right. Look at me. I'm 10% body fat. I got it done today. Okay. Short to God.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Don't do that. I got done today. 185 pounds. 10% body fat. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm a don't swear to God. Listen.
Starting point is 00:38:06 I'm not lying though. I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure, man. You swear to God when you got a little issues going on. I literally did the machine today. That machine broken, bro. You lie. Why are you thinking you?
Starting point is 00:38:16 You think you bought a case? Shut up. potato head, you fucking carbohydrate-looking piece of shit. You do look like a carb, bro. You do look like a carb, bro. Shut up. Fuck you. How would you do look like a carb?
Starting point is 00:38:26 I'm not going to lie. You're about like 20%. You're maybe 15. I'm 10%. No, you're about 15. Son, why didn't hate it on me, you? Come on. Tell him.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I don't know. Wait. What are you? What are you? This guy. This guy's crazy. This guy's crazy. Taylor, what else we got, Taylor?
Starting point is 00:38:51 What else we got, Taylor, gang? This guy's a fucking crazy person. Taylor is crazy, yo. Y'all know Taylor loved the 85 South show. You're on the 85 South show? What are you talking about? I already knew. I already knew where you were going.
Starting point is 00:39:10 You didn't have to spike at home. What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. You're on that 85 South? What else we got, Teller, show him the bear. What sauce is it? Teller, show him the bear.
Starting point is 00:39:22 A rancher. Teller, tell him the bear. Show him the bear, Taylor. Chick-fil-A, saw. Definitely apologize. Show him the bear. Show him the bear, Taylor. Teller.
Starting point is 00:39:39 There's a bear that the Chinese, speaking to the Chinese. I've seen it, I've seen it, bro. What is up with the Chinese? Like, who is? What do they think they're fooling all the time, yo? Listen, a Chinese zoo denied that their bears are humans in disguise after viral video shows them standing on their hind legs and waving. What the fuck, man?
Starting point is 00:40:01 Now, I've never claimed to be the highest grade of weed in the dispensary. Come on, man. Come on, man. We know it is. Like, why? But why lie? That's a Chinese person. Why lie?
Starting point is 00:40:14 The bears kind of tall, man. Alex, look how he's kind of tall, man. of bears acting. Bears don't move this human like, bro. He don't got pants. He's waving. He got saggy jeans on in the back. They're drafting a lot of our NBA players. I might be, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:31 You think that's the White House? I might be the white because that's too tall for all, Chitey. How tall is it even? Son, you don't see? It looks tall from here. I think that's a five foot. Whoever that is got punished after this. Say what? Whoever that is got punished after this because... How do they punish them over there?
Starting point is 00:40:47 I have no idea You can't guess No, I don't want to There's no way that you want to guess How did you punish you? I don't know I was just seeing if you knew I have no idea
Starting point is 00:40:57 The Chinese people would punish Each other Why do they have fake bears Though? Say again? Why do fake bears Because bears Don't exist in China
Starting point is 00:41:06 But why lie? What did the fucking people Watching this think, bro? Like what are they thinking in this moment? Now, okay, okay, okay conspiracy theory. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Let's be more conspiracy. What if this is a bear? Listen. But it's one of their bear, human hybrids. It's a hybrid. They made this in the lab. They made it in the lab. Unlike Corona, they kept this in the lab.
Starting point is 00:41:36 They kept in the combined space. But they are doing that. They are making human and animal hybrids. And this is one of the first ones. What if this is that? But now they're trying to doubt to throw everybody off because the video came out. They throw out this headline that it's a human in disguise.
Starting point is 00:41:50 You start the rumor that this is a human in disguise, but you don't want people to start asking the real questions. Which is? That's a hybrid. That is a bear human hybrid. That is a bear human hybrid. That is a teenage mutant ninja bear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Come on now. Yeah. I thought, yeah. Come on now. I could see it. Come on now. I figured they would do with a teenage mutant ninja Teddy. Talk to me.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Come on now. I think. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like a human. I mean, he's just, chill. That's absolutely like a fucking bear. their bat human hybrid. It might be.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Oh, this one dressed like Alex. He's dressed like Alex. Alex and Kanye West dress just like this, yo. Am I lying? Is he not in Kanye West fashion show right now? No, no, Alex dressed like Kanye West. You can pull me in that. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Those in a black baggy pants, right? The white sheer shirts that y'all be wearing. Oh, you're saying the new Kanye that walks around with the bleached hair blonde girl. What is this right here? What is this? What is this? chest area?
Starting point is 00:42:49 What is that? Yeah, he got a white feeder on and some black pants and that's just his skin. He's got the chest body. It's a bare human hybrid, bro. Come on, guys. Come on, man. Why are we sitting around acting like that's not a bare human hybrid, bro? Which would you make a hybrid if you could make one?
Starting point is 00:43:02 What would you hybrid? Human and what? I think that I would have to go with what I've seen on movies, and I feel like turtles would be the safe. Could they cool? They protect us. They learn karate. All you got to do is feed them pizza.
Starting point is 00:43:13 You know what I'm saying? They do eat a lot of pizza. You would have to go with turtles. Like, why would you? The turtles, oh, oh, oh. Oh, they're trying to get fed. I mean, that's weird, bro. You ain't got no hat.
Starting point is 00:43:26 So this whole time bears can stand, but they choose to walk. Where's the tail and the bear? It's a bear, bro. Bears have two. Nah. Well, maybe there's a little one there. Yo, that's really a bear human hybrid. That ain't no man.
Starting point is 00:43:41 And that's not no person in the costume. Did you see the motherfucker that spent 20 grand to dress like a dog? bro. This is getting out of hand, bro. There's a man who spent $20,000 to buy a... Pull it up, Taylor. A dog costume that he could walk around where he looks just like a collie, is it? Pull it up, Taylor. It looks like Lassie. I mean, it is just crazy. What's going on, yo?
Starting point is 00:44:06 China, what's going on? Taylor, why do you use... Japanese man who identifies as a dog goes for a walking public and enjoys being stroked by strangers. the man spent over 15 grand on a costume, a custom, a custom made realistic collie dog costume. Weird or cool is the question that we're being asked.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Weird is fuck. The fact that he identifies is a goddamn dog. The one stereotype that men have been trying to run away from forever. How does he fit in it? He must be a short guy. That's the good thing. That's a convincing one. That's a little Dubal, bro.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Better than a bit. That's a little doo ball. Duvall. Duvall needed a fucking new adventure, man. That's got to be Duval, yo. Yeah. And listen. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Conspiracy. You dress like a dog. You walk around a park. You go up to a woman, hump her leg. Sexual assault or not? Oh. Yeah. So is it sexual assault when a dog does it?
Starting point is 00:45:20 No. Yeah. But we don't in prison. Like, women are allowed to get away Taylor, get the microphone, get the microphone.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Taylor, get the microphone. Taylor. My dad's, I mean, my dad, my dog's sexual assaults me all the time.
Starting point is 00:45:33 He tries to hunt me all the time. It's a sexual assault. So why you don't press charges? I can't. Why? He doesn't need to be better.
Starting point is 00:45:42 So can you press charges against a man who identifies as a dog? No, because he's still human. I'm asking. Can you press charges against a man
Starting point is 00:45:49 who identifies as a dog dog though? Yes. A dog doesn't know better. Yeah, he's still a human. He decided to be a dog. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:45:58 You stop. That's bigoted. You stop. You are really being phobic right now. Bigger. That's perfect. This man identifies as a dog. And he decided when he was a human, he wanted to be a dog.
Starting point is 00:46:11 So therefore. No, he was always a dog. He was trying to fit in as a human, but he couldn't because that's not who he was. He was assigned human at birth. They didn't ask him what he was. He said, he's a dog. He's had the dog in him since day one. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Come on, man. You're not even being sensitive to this man at all. Yeah. He was three, two. So if a dog is humping you, you would treat him no different than you would treat your dog. I know that he was a human first. But it doesn't matter. It ain't first.
Starting point is 00:46:38 He was born a dog. He decided to buy that costume. It's not. As a human. He just did it. He decided to buy that costume and put himself in that costume. I can't believe how insensitive you're being. So therefore, yes, he gets to feel more comfortable in his skin.
Starting point is 00:46:50 You are being so insensitive. Yo, it's crazy. That man identified as Lassie, and you will not give him the respect. Damn, I don't want to miss canine him. You're not giving him the respect he does. Dad, I keep saying him. But no, you can call dogs him, right? Yeah, dogs are you.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not giving this dog to respect it deserves, yo. It's really kind of fucked up. It's insensitive of you. Listen, if you want us to put him in the pound, I'm with you. I support you and whatever decision you make if this dog humps your leg without your consent. I'm with it. You know what I mean? I just want us to all be on the same page when they come at us. You know what I mean? When they come at us, it's going to be a problem. He spent 50 grand
Starting point is 00:47:29 so he could just feel like himself. Yeah, where do he get the 50 grand from? 15. 15 grand. Why can't he get money? But no, no, but where do he get it from? When he was working as a human? I don't know that. I think so. I think dogs can make money all the time. I already did security. He was a guard dog. Guard. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what the streets of Japan told me. The screens in Japan don't you with a guard dog.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Yeah, but regular dogs don't get their money for being security. I respect them, though. I respect him, too, man. He's taking a risk, boy. Why being Japanese and being a dog? Because he could get a different harassment. Is that what you're trying to say? I'm just saying, man.
Starting point is 00:48:17 It's a big risk. Big Grisca, being dogphobic. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. They were being dogfobic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:31 I'm kidding. You were being very dogphobic. Yeah. And it is. You really don't care? You want to smoke, yo. That's stupid as fuck. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:48:42 Whoa! Whoa. That is crazy. It is what it is. God damn. Why do you feel like you could just call things stupid because you don't understand the word is born. You ain't even trying to understand them either.
Starting point is 00:48:55 That's crazy. Have you ever tried to be a dog? Maybe you were a dog in heart. When I was a kid, yeah, I used to walk around like a dog. You identified the alien and nobody said anything. I did. Hold on a second. As a child.
Starting point is 00:49:08 We're not going to skip past that. What? She's a dog, bro. He identified it as a dog as a kid and then she suppressed it and that's why she jealous of this man. Who's actually got in touch with who he really is. That's you. You're a hater, yo.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Typical Philadelphia haters. Come on, yeah. Come on. Let's do it together. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Come on. Come on. Come on. You know you want to, Taylor. Come on. You really do. Stop suppressing. Be who you are.
Starting point is 00:49:40 You can identify as what you want to identify as you can be free. Yeah, I'm an alien. Teller. Teller. Come on. Nothing but the dog in me. You know the first thing we made that. You do know when George Clinton made that song,
Starting point is 00:49:56 he made that song for people who identify his dogs. You do know that, right? You said what? When George Clinton made that song, they made that song for people who identify his dog. That was so liberating. I honestly wish that you had the courage to do that. That was so liberating.
Starting point is 00:50:10 I wish I had the courage. My pink came out. I had the pink. Can I ask you a question? The lipstick came out. How is he going to the bathroom next? By the way, What do you think?
Starting point is 00:50:19 How he goes to the bathroom? Yo, show, he's not the only one. We're acting like, you know, we haven't had people who identified as dogs amongst us forever. Snoop doggie dog. Back. D.MX.
Starting point is 00:50:30 You know what I mean? This is a common thing. He literally wrote nothing but the dog in me. And they did all this stuff. Wow. Literally in the Snoop movie. In the Snoop, but in the Snoop of music
Starting point is 00:50:40 and they transformed it to a dog. You just, you know what? You're not a dog. You pussy. That's right. You scared. You scared. You scared.
Starting point is 00:50:48 You scared to be who you are. Straight up. What's your favorite position in bed? Ooh. Of course it isn't. You hate her. What is it? Watch, what is it?
Starting point is 00:51:01 What is it? She scared to do do do doggie stock and see a resort back to her natural form. That's it. Come on. We know what the fuck going on, Taylor. What's your favorite position? What's your favorite position? You like riding.
Starting point is 00:51:24 But only like the couch. What? You got, it's the certain. Like not in bed like the guy has to be on the couch. Oh, she's a lap dog. Oh, wow. No, ow! Ow!
Starting point is 00:51:37 Ow! Wow! Out! Out here, bro. I think the mats were constricted. You ain't hit a big shot like that in a while. That's a big shot. That was a good one.
Starting point is 00:51:51 You're a lot dog, dear. You're a motherfucking lock dog. Wow! Wow! You're looking at me like... You know what's crazy? It's sometimes you get the things that you want to be. Listen, Taylor doesn't even have right now?
Starting point is 00:52:13 Taylor. What? Taylor the dog you have. A French. Have Taylor ever rode on your car? Say again? Do you ever roll with you in a car? No.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Favorite thing for Taylor to do? Stick her head out the window down. How is making this line? I'm just realizing it. I thought she was doing the joker shit. I know, right? I called her with her tongue out of it. This whole time I thought she was doing the joke or shit.
Starting point is 00:52:38 I'm like, oh, I know what the fuck going on now. Wow. This makes all the sense in the world. Taylor. This makes all the sense in the world, Taylor. Why are you lying like that? It's trans. Jesus is watching you.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Stop lying. Okay, Taylor. Yeah, what's, you can watch us? Taylor, I'm with you. support you in whatever you identify it. Me too. If you want to be a dog, I'm with you. You a dog.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I am with you. I support that guy in Japan. I support all you all you are. I have no problem with what y'all are doing you. He is brave, though. We do have to acknowledge that. He is brave. Was that woman who is that brave?
Starting point is 00:53:17 Oh, okay. People don't realize that they think this is a fun little game. No, that he put the target. The reality is you could end up in, you could end up in, You could end up in the wet market. Say what? You could end up in the web market. You could easily end up in a web market.
Starting point is 00:53:33 You're playing around. Like, you don't know. Like, you don't got no collar on. You know what I'm saying? Nobody knows who you belong to. Oh, wow. You're just running around. Hey, just saying.
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Starting point is 00:55:24 Abu Dhabi, baby. Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, October 26. Seconds. I believe by the time this episode comes out, the tickets will be on full sale. If it comes out during the pre-sale, use the promo code Andrew. Either way, you go to Dandrewsholts.com to get those tickets. October 22nd, October 21st is UFC 294. October 22nd is the live tour.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Same arena. Going to be wild. Very excited to go out there. Check it out. So go get that. And also we got some tickets left for Dublin. Deirdre Shultz.com. We might be adding another show in Manchester,
Starting point is 00:56:04 so look out for that. And get all those tickets right there. Thank you so much. We also have Niagara Falls, Fallsview Casino, and then we have Windsor, Windsor, Ontario. And we're going to be doing that September 22nd and September 23rd. Get some tickets for that, DeAjorth.com, the Life Tour. and Charlotte, what you got?
Starting point is 00:56:26 I got a few things, man. Slude to the National Sales Network. They're having their annual conference and career fair this weekend in Dallas. I will be there Friday as the keynote speaker. That's going to be at the Sheridan, Dallas Hotel. I'll be there Friday. All right? So I'll be there as the keynote speaker.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Then on Wednesday, August 9th, I will be at the Schaumburg Center for research in black culture. Because my guy, GZ. Do I got Gizi's book on me? Yes, I do. Gizi's book coming out. Adversity for sale. I believe it comes out. I don't know when it comes out.
Starting point is 00:57:03 It comes out in the next couple of weeks, but I'm doing a conversation with Gizi. August 9th, doors open at 6 p.m. at the Schaumburg Center in New York, New York. And Gizzi's going to be doing a book signing immediately following the conversation. Oh, it comes out August 8th is when the book comes out. yeah, a day after the book comes out, me and Jeezie will be in conversation at the Schaumburg Center. And Monk's Corner, as always, August 12th, 12 p.m. to 3 p.m., I'll be having my annual back-to-school, bookbag drive, and fish fry.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Okay, so free food, free backpacking school supplies, free haircuts, please make sure. Calcify those little kids' hearts. There'll be options. There'll be options. No, they won't. Do I have free haircuts? Make sure you wash the kids' hair before you bring them out. And that's from 12 to 3, August 12th at Berkeley High School. Berkeley High School student parking lot in Monk's Corner, my annual Back to School drive in Fish Fry. And, of course, make sure you go get Doug Melville's book. It's available for pre-order right now. It's called Invisible Generals.
Starting point is 00:58:18 That's the next release on Black Privilege Publishing. And make sure you go check out. Thank you to everybody that's been checking out Alicia Rennais. Unleashed for Love. I've been looking at all the reviews. I love going on Audible because you know, you can leave reviews on Audible and talk about the project. And I have no problem reading those kind of comments because whenever people spend money or take the time to actually listen to something, their reviews are actually real reviews. It's actual constructive criticism. It's not like YouTube or a comment on Instagram. You know what I mean? Like these are actual
Starting point is 00:58:54 reviews and people get to rank it so they can. do one star to five stars. So I've been enjoying seeing everybody's reviews on Unleash for Love. Y'all seem to be really enjoying the project. So thank you. Make sure you go check that out on Audible. I just saw on
Starting point is 00:59:09 Instagram right now that the greatest female boxer of all time, Kirsta Shields, unbelievably talented. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant boxer. Called out Keith Thurman for a fight at 154 pounds. And then she goes,
Starting point is 00:59:26 serious. I think I can outbox it. This is where shit gets a little... I think sometimes women, when they only compete against women, they get a little delusional about their ability. Well, what does Keith identify it? Native Americans.
Starting point is 00:59:43 You haven't seen him in a while. Oh. Oh. He hasn't fought in a while. He's fought like four times in six years, maybe. Still, I don't think there's any woman boxer that can be any male boxer regardless of weight.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Like, even if you're a female heavyweight, I don't think you can beat a hundred eight-pound male boxer. I agree with you. I think, um, I think Clarissa could beat, I don't think Clarissa could beat Keith Thurman. Keith Thurman was a world champion. Like, because one punch is going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:18 I'm just, I, and this is, this is, she is, without a doubt, the greatest female boxer ever. Why Keith Thurman though? Like, why did she pick Keith Thurman? Wow, disrespectful, yo. And I know he hasn't fought in a while, but damn. Did he not call her back? Like, I love Clarissa. That's my girl.
Starting point is 01:00:35 I'm saying she's unbelievably talented, but you have to judge that talent within the framework of being a woman. There's no way that she can beat a male boxer, not even a world champion. It's a male boxer. I did want to see, and this was floating around a little bit, I think Clarissa would hang in there with Jake Paul. to you. I do. You're signing a death certificate. I'm going to tell you why I feel that way,
Starting point is 01:01:01 because Clarissa has way more experience in the ring than Jake Paul, and I feel like just defensively she could avoid enough punches. Jake Paul is 200 pounds. Yeah, Charlotte. What do you have to fight in a catch weight? I don't fucking know. I ain't saying that. She'd go fight a 200-pound Jake Paul.
Starting point is 01:01:15 But she said, what weight for Keith Thurman? 154. What does Clarissa fight at now? I don't know what she fights at now. I think Clarissa could do some damage against somebody like a Jake Paul, because Jake Paul's not a real body. boxer. He's a better amateur than a lot of, you know. I don't, I think Larissa can do some damage.
Starting point is 01:01:33 She's not going to be able to hurt him at all. So if she doesn't, she's not going to, he weighs 200 pounds. So he's going to walk through all the punches. He's not going to be 200. Even if he comes in at 180, like, how low can he actually go? Jake's a big guy. There's no way in hell. I'm just telling you, it's, you're, she's a woman.
Starting point is 01:01:51 I think Carris can be Jake Paul. It's what it is. I'm glad. I brought this shot. Who sports takes a better than mine, yo? I'm glad I brought this up. Who sports takes a better than mine, you can beat Jake Paul at what?
Starting point is 01:02:03 Boxing. I think Clarissa should. That's what Clarissa should call out, Jake Paul. It's a big money fight. It'll be a big money fight. Everybody will want to see it. It's the battle of the genders, right? Jake is going to bring our audience.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Clarissa is going to bring an audience. She's a two-division world champion, right? Undisputed, I believe. She's undisputed two-division world champion. She's the only, she was the only one to tell Terrence Crawford this weekend. Hey, there's never been a male undisputed two division champion. She was the first undisputed two division champions. Nobody's questioning her ability as a woman and nobody's question of her success as woman.
Starting point is 01:02:37 The quote as she calls herself, greatest woman of all time. She could not beat Jake Paul. I ain't saying she'd knock him out. She went, I think she could beat Jake Paul in the decision. She went off points. I do. I do. I do.
Starting point is 01:02:52 I do. That's what you should be calling not Clarissa. Not Keith Thurman. Call out Jake. It's just so wildly disrespectful to Keith Thurman. Keith got to respond to this. He did already, didn't he? What did he said?
Starting point is 01:03:02 I thought he did. I saw what he responded. I thought I saw him respond. I'll fight Thurman at 154. So serious. All the respect in the world to him, I just think I can outbox him. Saying as a woman saying you could beat a man in your weight class is disrespectful. But you know, in boxing, that's not really because she didn't say I'll beat his ass.
Starting point is 01:03:21 She said I'll out boxing. Which is the sport of boxing. Yeah, but it's just like that means I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, be doing some ducking and dodging. I'm going to probably beat them off points. Like, honestly, that's the fight that I thought we were going to get Saturday. I thought it was going to be a technical fight where somebody was going to win off points. You know what I mean? Somebody was going outbox the other. I didn't think that Terrence Crawford would do what he did to Earl and you know what I think Earl could do that to Terrence Crawford. Yeah. I think her saying out box because
Starting point is 01:03:46 he don't keep going to be pulling his punch of guy. But that, now you're creating some bullshit. If he's going 100, he's fighting for his family's lives. If he's fighting for his family If he loses, they have to do something horrible to his family. Right? If he loses, his family has to wear dog suits for a year in China.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Dang. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Damn. Woo. Yeah, you got knock her out Keith. Then what he keeps there by her? Keeps said something by her too, though. I'm pretty sure Keith responded. I'm just saying, this is a, this is a, like, Rhonda Rousey was going through this. think when women are so dominant against women, they think it translates to men. And since they
Starting point is 01:04:29 never compete with men at anything, like no man really tries when they're competing against a woman at anything. So they don't have a real understanding of what it is the only time we try is during sex. Anything else that we're like doing physical with women, we take it very delicately. There's no, I used to see this all the time. Like, I would play basketball at NYU growing up, and the female team would sometimes play. And like, one girl, like, talk shit to me a little bit. And I was just like, I was probably like 15 years old. And I was like, you realize that you're here out of charity, right? Like, nobody's seriously playing hard against you.
Starting point is 01:05:07 You're a liability on defense. And an offense will let you get shots off. And you're one of the players for NYU. It was the woman's team. So it's like, yeah, I think women get a delusional. Oh, no, there's a woman. And that's different. Women basketball players can definitely bust some men.
Starting point is 01:05:23 I think I could be Shakari Richardson in 100. yards. Now we're talking about sports that actually women can bust women can bust ass in track. Women can bust ass in basketball. Come on. I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Yeah, they can. In basketball, I mean, listen, I'm asking. I think you're even in boxing. I have a heart condition, so now it's different. But like, in my heyday, not a single woman could beat me in basketball in my headday. Not a single woman that exists on planet earth
Starting point is 01:05:47 could beat me in basketball. Lisa Leslie, you can bust your ass. Let me tell you something. Lisa Leslie would not score a single point. Rebecca Lobo would bust your ass. Rebecca Lobo, would not score a single point. Cheryl swoops would bust your ass.
Starting point is 01:05:57 None of them would score a single point. Don Stanley would bust your ass. Just impossible. Caitlin Clark right now, Schultz would bust your ass. Listen, I'm retired. I have a hard condition. I have a hard condition.
Starting point is 01:06:08 I have retired. But why do you think that so much, though? Like, you don't say that about a lot of men. Well, actually, you do. You just have a lot of confidence. And I win every time I say it. You never played against them. Caitlin Clark busts your ass, bro.
Starting point is 01:06:22 I'm just saying if I'm feeding NBA players, I'm going to destroy a WNBA player. There's no rule that says women. What NBA player did you play again? I mean, did we not forget that I absolutely demolished Jason Williams and he's still salty about it? Jay Williams. Yeah, Jay Williams.
Starting point is 01:06:38 I remember seeing this. You know what? That you're disrespectful for you. You added a son to Jay's name because you feel like you sunned him. I mean, did I not? Did I not? Disrespect. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:06:49 I would never talk that way about white chocolate, but dark chocolate. Yeah, I busted it ass. I busted dark chocolate's ass. Bro, I did. And I'm just saying, there's no rule that says women aren't allowed to compete against men in sports. But they're just not good enough. That's why they don't do it. And it's great that we have a division.
Starting point is 01:07:05 It's great that women can play sports against each other and develop their games. And a lot of times, their games, like, for example, female tennis is some people argue more interesting to watch because there's way more volley, it's called, where the men's game is so much power. But there's no rule that says any of those women can't compete against the men. They just can't. And once we all accept this and acknowledge this, it's first. fine. But when women start acting as if they can beat men, it's like, what are we fucking talking about? It's like, it depends what it is, though. Name one thing they could beat men at.
Starting point is 01:07:38 I mean, we're talking about athletics, swimming, track, basketball. The Olympics. What Olympics? What Olympics? You can't say that. Taylor, come on, stop, Taylor. You can't say. Why?
Starting point is 01:07:48 But even the things you mentioned, show, like, if they're going against actual other players of that. No, I've seen some, I've seen Name it, frame it. Women dust other track dudes. No. Not possible. Speed is different, bro. Like, you talk about this straight speed.
Starting point is 01:08:05 No, no. You can time speed. What? Are you talking about professionally? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, it is possible. It is possible that the greatest
Starting point is 01:08:15 female runner of all time might be able to be a UPS driver in a hundred meter down. You think you could be asked, You never seen them UPS drivers Run away from the dogs? You never seen them do a hundred meter dash on a yard Not real dogs
Starting point is 01:08:32 I'm sorry What makes a dog real? What makes a dog real? I know I know I know I was offensive What makes a dog real? Sorry, man, please forgive me God damn, bro
Starting point is 01:08:45 I hate you're right That's fucking disrespectful Oh, how do we say this? Okay CIS canines So a cis canine you're not running from a cis canine. You might get away from a person that identifies the dog.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Yeah, exactly. Because they're not going to be as fast. Yes. Ciccanon. That's all right. You tell me what sport women are better than men at. Birth? What one is,
Starting point is 01:09:08 Google is Alice? Google woman beating a man. Like, I believe, track swimming in basketball. Google woman beating a man and guarantee it's Jay Z in an elevator. That's the only thing that's going to pop up. No, that's the only thing that's going to pop up. By the way, you just disproved. Your home point.
Starting point is 01:09:24 How's that? Jay got beating that elevator. That's what I said, woman beating man. Oh, no, I thought you said man. Oh, okay, you're right. It's all good, my boy. You know what I see?
Starting point is 01:09:33 Look, this is a sports that women beat men and compete the same. I guarantee you it's going to be track, swimming. Go. Let me see. Equestrian. This is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:09:44 That's so disrespectful. I don't want to read a note. No. Go back, Taylor. Let's go. It's not good. Equestrian. Equestrian.
Starting point is 01:09:52 That's horse rate. The horse, it's not even horse racing, it's horse dancing. The horse threw it all the dancing. Okay, but listen. Women just win because they weigh less. Bowling. Ain't no way women are better at bowling. Racing, but that's car racing.
Starting point is 01:10:08 They're not better than men at racing. Danica Patrick won once. Rock climbing, they're not even close. Yeah, but this isn't fair because that's what Karen, like you said, the horse does it. Say that word again. Hold on the dear sweet, Eskotarian and a horse racing. Eskaterer. because they got esqitarian and horse racing up here.
Starting point is 01:10:25 It's equestrian. It's like they're dancing and shit. Sports. Horse dancing, bro. They're not even better than that. They won once a deck. Come on, bro. Why don't you get off that list?
Starting point is 01:10:33 Taylor, go back to that list. No. Five times female athletes beat men. Let's see. Oh, now we're looking at the outlier. Billy Jean Kanguins Battle of the Sexes. Against a guy who already retired from tennis. Not a real one.
Starting point is 01:10:47 What else? I don't count. I guess we count tennis. What else? Scroll down, Taylor. Jackie Tawanna wins by knockout Nicknamed the female Muhammad Ali The American female heavyweight
Starting point is 01:11:03 Knocked out Larry Larry what? I need pictures, bro. I need to see visuals. Knuckleball princess. What's this? Baseball? Yeah, professional baseball.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Okay, who else? What else we got? No, it's number two and one. Heat shooting? Yeah EEO Yeah That's all I'm saying
Starting point is 01:11:30 That's what I'm saying That's what I know the boat Doing all the work The boat sail him, right? So all I'm saying is I hate that it comes down to this It's just disrespectful to men And our ability
Starting point is 01:11:44 To just act like y'all could Fuck us up or beat us. I don't think I don't think Clarissa Seals could beat Keith Thermon. I think she fucks Jake Paul love. That is crazy. What's up?
Starting point is 01:11:56 What's up? What's up? He has like a good 50, 60 pounds on it. He immediately catch weight. So what, though? Bro, there's no catch weight for 60 pounds. And we need to catch weight. If he's so confident, he'll drop that weight.
Starting point is 01:12:09 He's not going to feed up a girl. Well, how would that look after? I'm gone. She asked for it. I'm like, I'm like, drop weight to beat up a girl. Yo, I can't. I'll do anything. But what if he has great defense?
Starting point is 01:12:26 Hit a girl legally. Well, she has great defense, like Mayweather, though. Huh? She don't need it. Taylor said, what if she can build a fence? I said, no, I didn't. What if she can build a fence? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:40 What if she can't build a fence? I hate you. I hate you. You really, you really are. Taylor, you really are really a dog, Tyler. You're really a dog, Taylor. Taylor is really a dog, Taylor. Teller is really.
Starting point is 01:12:50 really the funniest person alive. Yo, you really are. Have you seen the Oscar de la Jolla doc? Bro, I saw him talking to you. I'm asking something else, man. He really is. He's something else because he's the nicest guy, but he really should be a politician
Starting point is 01:13:07 because I don't know when he's telling the truth. Oh, I don't even know if he knows. Am I the only person? You was checking him, though. Not really. It's just like, it's just like, it's just when Envy said he's watching the doc and he's being so. I'm like, what doc did you watch?
Starting point is 01:13:23 Like, I didn't get that from the docket. Doc literally was thinking, can you believe anything that comes out of his mouth? Maybe not. Yeah, we either. The doc is supposed to be you telling the truth. You know, damn what those picks in the fishnets. No, no, they're real. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Oh, no, they're real. The way you did it in the doc, it was like, I guess I'm clear. In the doc, you made it seem like it was photoshopped and you was like, I guess I'm clear. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but they were real. Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. That being said, when he was fighting, that motherfucker was a warrior.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Oh, my God. An absolute beast. And listen, I know you don't ever want to sound like the old guy and be like they don't make him like that anymore.
Starting point is 01:14:00 But, bro, boy, they really don't make him like that. And he ducked nobody. Nobody in a pretty motherfucker's smiling, perfect teeth, and they get in that ring in an absolute savage, bro. I forgot how good day La Jolla was.
Starting point is 01:14:13 I'm not lying. I remember it, but to your point about when you talk about, like, generations, you know, by the time he fought Floyd, he was towards the end. you know, and I was, I was paying attention to the wealthy way the division. Even in the Floyd fight, he wins the first four rounds.
Starting point is 01:14:29 It was a split decision. It's not like Floyd, not like Floyd Washington. It was a split decision. He got, he won four rounds or something, then Floyd took over. But he fought well. He fought well, man. That's what I'm saying. Like, Oscar was, and Oscar fought wars in the ring, bro.
Starting point is 01:14:44 He fought wars. And not just, that's why, like, wars where he would lose, come back, win again, you know what I'm saying? He got robbed on some decisions. He beat Tito Trinidad easy and then got robbed. A lot of people said he beat Shane Mosley got robbed. Like, he's... He was in there, bro. He was that guy, man.
Starting point is 01:15:02 The funniest part was when they show him when he got caught wearing the lingerie. Yeah. And the way he does it in the dock, they showed the lingerie scene. And he never really quite says it was him. And then he go, at the end of the whole thing, he's like... And we bought in a guy, and the guy said it was four. Photoshopped and forensic said, this and that. And I'm like,
Starting point is 01:15:24 hilarious. Oscar, come on, bro. Like, you just admit it. Like, you would. He did admit it. Not really in the dock, bro. Oh, no, when he spoke to you or something. Because I'm like, you got to cut the shit.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Like, and then he said, yeah, it was me. Yeah, it was me. Like, come on. But why even put? My point is, why even put that in the dock? Why even put that they hired a forensic person and the forensic person proved that this wasn't rare? Why?
Starting point is 01:15:49 That's double talk. That's political double talk. Oh, I. thought that he admitted in the doc that they hired that person as like a PR. No. He said when they, when they finished that scene, go watch it. When they finish
Starting point is 01:16:01 the scene, he goes, I'm clear. And then it goes on to the next thing, yo. And then on Breakfast Club, he just admits that he did wear it. I mean, he probably hasn't admitted it before that it was real. It's just in that moment. I'm like, Oscar, you've got to cut it out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Like, just come on, man. It's no need to bullshit people into it. You know why it's no need to bullshit people in 2023, because nobody gives a fuck. Yeah, I don't. Like, you don't even, like, why? Nobody really truly cares. All you got to do is feed people's shit. Yeah. And people run with it. Like, just feed them shit.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Like, nobody gives a fuck. You can, I can put out a rumor about me to date. And motherfuckers are run with that shit. Like, whether it's true or not, nobody gives a flying fuck, yo. That's a good point. What else we got, Taylor? You got a smoked in that fucking woman debate, Taylor. I just want you to know, like,
Starting point is 01:16:50 you should have never even researched it. be that you told me you As soon as you look shit up That shit made me for it I was I was with it I had a good defense Until I realized that That's just not the facts
Starting point is 01:17:01 It started bringing up sailing And bowling You know what I mean? Like These are the top I'm like God damn Not one track meat
Starting point is 01:17:11 Not one? No Jesus Christ The horse dancing The only way We'll find out If a woman I know you're not going back
Starting point is 01:17:18 Into this Come on The only way we'll find out If a woman One of the professional was like beat one of the men in running track is that they do it by themselves and they're not going to
Starting point is 01:17:28 do it. You're saying that they can't just go off the times that they record? You're right, they can do that. But I'm saying what I'm saying? Yeah, you're right. You're right. What just happened? What?
Starting point is 01:17:45 You're right? You can do that? You're right? You're right? Whatever. What happened with Cardi D. The only way to tell who is faster between men and women is for them to race next to each other. Take that way. Not that little time measuring device that they've been using from the beginning of the Olympics. The only way.
Starting point is 01:18:10 I know men do it under 10 seconds and women do it under 12, but there's no other way. We, but honestly, technically, technically. Do you remember when we race? No, shut up. Technically, you're a track star. Technically. I'm a sit down podcast. Technically, look, listen, though.
Starting point is 01:18:27 I demolished you. We're still going to have a race. What are we going to have a race for what? No need for a rematch. Why not? You are Errol Spangue. No need for a rematch. I am Bud Croster.
Starting point is 01:18:41 No need for a rematch. No need. I saw it. We saw what we needed to see. I saw it. That was bad. Game over. How long ago was it?
Starting point is 01:18:50 Like two and seven years. years ago. I still don't know if she's cross the finish line. I still don't know. Did you? We're still waiting. We're not doing this. But look, I was going to say, though, with that, they can still erase. Because maybe her momentum gets more. You don't believe it right now. No, I do. I do. I do. But take away, take away track. What about, like, tennis and stuff? Taylor, what about Cardi B?
Starting point is 01:19:18 You mean throw a mic at it? Is that what you said? We need to throw a mic and Taylor. This is crazy. All right. Here. Kiki, do you love me? All right.
Starting point is 01:19:33 So, Cardi needs to tell them to throw water on her. Then they did, and she got angry. Okay. Talk to me. What do you think? This is interesting because Cardi did tell people to toss water on her. The only thing I can think is that she either forgot that she told people this happened to do that
Starting point is 01:19:51 or she realized it wasn't that part of the show anymore. You know what I mean? What do you think? I don't know. I mean... Oh, but see, she said, she also said that she did set a boundary so she said, I don't want to look...
Starting point is 01:20:10 We can play the audio, but she said, I don't want to look ghetto, but I told you all to splash my pussy, not my face. That shit feel good. Put that shit in my pussy, bitch. Come on. Yeah, bitch. I know, bitch. I guess my pussy, not my face, bitch.
Starting point is 01:20:29 I mean, we're giving people too much cloud for throwing shit on stage these days. I don't like that. So I kind of like that there's a little payback going in her direction. Like, everybody that throws some shit gets something positive at it. And look, the thing is, she said, I'm sorry. Yeah. She apologized immediately, you know what I mean? She just thought she was participating in the show.
Starting point is 01:20:55 You know, she's clearly. really a fan of Cardi B. Yeah, but, you know what I mean? I mean, Cardi shouldn't be telling people throw shit of her in the first place. That's the other thing. Don't, you can't tell the crowd to participate in nothing. The only thing crowds should be doing is singing your songs,
Starting point is 01:21:07 word for word, and waving their hands in the air, like they just don't care. Because people are going to take it too far. You know what I'm saying? Like, every single time. Like, you know, you tell somebody you throw a little bit of water, they're going to start throwing ice and all types of shit. Like, eh, I don't know, man. I don't think it's smart, dude.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Yeah, me neither. I'm with you. I don't think it's smart. I would not recommend, and I would not reward that at all, because people are going to do anything they can for a moment. People are going to do anything they can for clout. And now they're saying that Cardi is being investigated for battery. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:21:38 Hey, man. I'm Cardi B. If a multimillionaire throw a microphone at me, I'm hitting the deck. Lawsum. I'm dropping on the floor. Y'all not going to know whether I'm going to cardiac arrest or not. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:21:49 I'm going to hit the floor shaking. You know what I mean? They're going to have to pull me out of it. They're going to have to drag me out. out of it. Yeah. Right? And we can settle for something simple.
Starting point is 01:21:58 That's it. You know, you probably got about three, four hundred to do this show. 100K. Yeah. Give me 100K. I'm good. You know? I'm good.
Starting point is 01:22:07 You know, I'm good. You're saying that if it wasn't alcohol or if it was alcohol. It don't matter. Yeah. Like, what does it matter? It doesn't matter. Like, you know, she told people to throw water on you. If you reward throwing shit, they will do it.
Starting point is 01:22:19 Look at Drake shows right now. He rewarded the bra shit. Now girls are bringing bras to the shows throwing them. It's amazing content. don't get me wrong, but it's setting a precedent that it's okay to throw things on the stage. And Cardi goes, yo, throw some water on me or whatever, holds me down. Everybody won't have a moment with you. I don't know, but why are they throwing bras on Drake stage?
Starting point is 01:22:38 Like, what is, like, what song does Drake has that's about titty's? Like, what is the reason? Like, and I get Drake girls love Drake and stuff like that because heavies are popping, bro. It's heavy season. It's heavy season. It's heavy season. That's what it is. Does he say something to encourage it?
Starting point is 01:22:54 Because I feel like there's like one moment where that happens. I sort of show twice and it's like both times at that moment is when people start. It's got to be something, yo. But I don't know. It's not the song. No, I don't know. It's almost like people knew, oh, this is the moment to take the process. That's interesting.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. So braggone. Is that going to be the name of his next time? We try. What else we got? What else we got?
Starting point is 01:23:19 I got to cut that off. I got to cut that off, bro. You should have went to the beyond. say concert, man. I can't believe you didn't go to the beyond. It was amazing, bro. I was emotionally drained, bro. I was emotionally drained.
Starting point is 01:23:31 I drank three shots of the Kiela Saturday night. I was so, I don't know why that fight did that to me, yo. I was so hurt. I was beyond. Why? You have a kinship with, uh, Earl? No, I have no relationship with Earl Spence, none. And I like Bud.
Starting point is 01:23:45 I like Terrence Crawford. They're two of my favorite fighters. But I just really was emotionally drained after that fight. That shit, you know what it was? I think I think I worked myself up. I think I worked myself up, too, because I thought that we were going to see, like, the greatest wealth-of-weight fight of all time, like that time.
Starting point is 01:24:03 I mean, it was. No, it wasn't the greatest wealth-to-fight of all time. I thought it was going to be competitive. It was absolutely amazing. I thought it was going to be one of those, oh, shit, we saw Earl go down for the first time. Oh, shit, we saw Terrence go down for the first time. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:24:17 Some rounds, they really banging on each other on some haggling her and shit. You know, and at the end, it'll be a split decision. And then we can't wait to see number two. You know what I mean? Because in my mind, I've been saying this for years, this is going to be the type of fight that's a trilogy. That's what I was thinking. And I don't know if it was the letdown from that or what it was.
Starting point is 01:24:35 But that's just, that shit took a lot out of me. And the fact that, you know, I'd be on my wine shit because of my heart and red wine is good for the heart. And I do like. It's not good for it. It's just not horrible for it. No, it's good for it. It's like the least.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Bad. My doctor said, you should drink red wine. It just thins your blood a little bit. Well, that's who we need. Yeah, but it also has things that aren't good, which is like alcohol. Red wine?
Starting point is 01:25:03 Yeah. It's plant-based. Oh, my God. It's just... So it's cocaine. The purest don't do nothing. It's this fentanyl when they started adding Rihanna makeup to this shit. That's when motherfuckers started dying.
Starting point is 01:25:14 When they started adding, I'm serious. When they started adding this finney to the Coke, that's what motherfuckers started getting out of here. It's Rihanna's fault. This shit was not, this shit was A-OK 20 years ago. Rest in peace, Paul Rubin. You know, Peeway Herman, yo. The goat, yo.
Starting point is 01:25:31 Wow. Peeley Herman died 70 years old. It's so interesting. My daughter. For what? Cancer. Oh, no. Yeah, my daughters were watching,
Starting point is 01:25:37 my daughters were watching one of the Peewee Herman movies this weekend. Peeley had made like a little, I mean, it's not new movies, but the old ones, I think they were on HBO Max, I believe. They're on one of these screaming services, but they've made like a comeback. My kid, my, my eight, my seven-year-old. to my four-year-old was literally watching them. I was watching one of them this weekend. Literally.
Starting point is 01:25:56 And I, and then yesterday when we had the, you know how when you go to, you press home on your remote and all the screaming platforms will come up and it said, rest in peace, Pee-Wee Herman. And I thought, I want to say it's HBO Mac. But when they saw him pop up on the screen, he was like, oh, Pee-W. And I was like, yeah, he passed away today. And they was like, really? No.
Starting point is 01:26:17 I was like, cancer. And they was like, oh, man, but he was 70 years old. So, you know, I don't know if they realized he was an old man and they were watching old stuff. But rest of the peace, P.W.R.P. Angus. Do we know how he passed? They said his, he buried his father last week. And they said that he has been in a very, very, very, very deep state of grief since. Yeah. And, you know, he's always been dealing with mental health issues. you know, they say he was staying with friends and family, you know, to try to get out of the funk that he was in. So, you know, do it, do with that information what you must.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Yeah. You have anything about Elon turning to him? Just step all over Angus. We just weren't even finished talking about it. Gally, bro. You claim to be such a big Euphoria fan. You claim to be such a big Angus, Kyle fan. But as soon as I'm about to talk some more about Angus, you just step all over.
Starting point is 01:27:17 You just X them out wanting to talk about Elon Musk and the X. Like that shit was mad disrespectful. I like what she did. Wow. That shit was wild disrespectful for North Carolina. You ain't even stay rest in peace to Angus Cloud. Can you set? He was the first person in the group chat yesterday.
Starting point is 01:27:29 He talked about, damn. No. What the fuck? But as soon as we give him some respect on the pod, you want to move on. You just dismiss them. Fucked up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:41 That's really tough. I'm just pointing out how fucked up you are today, yo. I don't know why. You know, ever since this Japanese guy decided to be who he is and be a dog. and be a dog, you just been shitting on people, man. But the thing about Ingus Cloud, that's interesting. And Taylor asked me this earlier, Taylor was that we'd never get in euphoria in that. We're not.
Starting point is 01:28:00 And they haven't even started filming? Well, it's got pushed back to 2026 anyway. Oh, because of the writer's strike? Yes. But what I was telling Taylor was the thing about Angus' character, and I don't know where the scripts were, we don't know whether his character lived or died at the end of the last season. He did No, we don't know that
Starting point is 01:28:21 No, we saw his brother get killed But the cliffhanger was we don't know if Faz died Well, eventually he probably wasn't going to die But now they're probably going to make it We don't know But to your point I don't remember They can do that now
Starting point is 01:28:35 Remember the police Kicked it in And just started busing But I thought after he saw his brother die I thought he like No, they didn't show him surrendering Oh no? No, okay.
Starting point is 01:28:46 No, I don't remember them showing this around. They remember they showed him hitting the floor, and it was like all the gunshots and shit coming. So we don't know if he lived, we don't know if he lived to die, but I mean, this is an easy way now, sadly, you know, to write off that character. And they said that in 2026, when it comes back,
Starting point is 01:29:04 they're not even going to be in high school anymore. You know what I'm saying? You know? What are they going to do with them? I mean, he probably got killed in the police raid. Look at all these other people got killed. You know, police just came in there bussing. You know?
Starting point is 01:29:25 He's telling a little ass to come out. Ash like, nah, bro, I'm going out like Scarface. And see? Remember, they just started shooting? Yeah. He's surrendered. Now he's telling them, don't shoot there's a kid in there, but then ass won't come out bussy.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Didn't Ash hit him? Man, this is fucked up. Yeah. Before is a great show. You don't watch it. I do. I watch it. I love it.
Starting point is 01:29:50 I remember this, but I just don't, I thought, I thought that the kid died but he doesn't but they make it seem like you don't know what happens to Feds because see Ashton gets hit Oh Fes is hit Yeah Fes gets hit They're shooting
Starting point is 01:30:09 He's worried about Ash Ash letting that thing off Fast forward a little bit Taylor I just want to see what happened in the last minute What happened? Oh this shit was good great and they make us wait until 2026. See, you don't even know if Feth dies.
Starting point is 01:30:28 Fesz might, that might have been a fatal blow to the stomach. Look at his eyes getting glossy. Ooh, big ass boy. Bang! Ass let's one off, gets the cop. You know? Why not remember this part? Because you don't be paying attention to nothing.
Starting point is 01:30:41 I do not remember that part. This one, they're going to let shit off. Yeah. This one, they ain't playing with them. This one, they ain't playing no games. Damn. This one they ain't playing no games. Right there to the chest.
Starting point is 01:30:55 nose ahead Hey I can't This is so bad You're right You're right Fess could die right That's gonna die right there
Starting point is 01:31:07 He got hit you I don't Damn You could die right there You already got a fatal shot to the stomach We don't know if it's fatal But it could be fatal His eyes were glossing
Starting point is 01:31:17 And then he watched his brother die You know what? Yeah he's dead What else we got What about? Oh what about aliens Oh the aliens Oh, man, yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:28 I've been trying to tell y'all. It's fake. It's not fake. It is. There's no evidence, something's real. No, that's not fake. There's some guy. Nobody's going to get in front of Congress like that.
Starting point is 01:31:40 He has no evidence, dude. And admit to all of that shit. There's nothing he admitted to. There's no evidence. He said that he's been told. What does that mean? Listen, man, all I'm saying is there's a hundred billion planets. You ready?
Starting point is 01:31:50 You ready? What? There's aliens, bro. I saw him. Now you have just as much evidence as that guy has. But I've seen you. seen UFOs. Tammy has a video from yesterday.
Starting point is 01:32:00 And she saw, she saw, listen, we saw, first of all, I've seen extras, I've seen aliens before. I've woken up to extraterrestrial standing over me.
Starting point is 01:32:08 I've told you all these stories a million times. You've read my book. Y'all know what this is. I have no reason to make you think of it. But you also said you turned into a werewolf. So that's why it's like a tall. A lot of people do not believe you because of it. My ears sharpened up and I stopped myself
Starting point is 01:32:22 from actually transitioning. Now, I was in Anguilla over the summer. First K-9 transition. We sit on the beach in Anguilla. And there's a couple of people that can vouch for this story that you all know. We're sitting on the beach and we're looking out. And it was like this, you know how like you see a star in the sky?
Starting point is 01:32:46 But it was like a star over the water, right? Like this thing, I'm like, I'm like, that looks like a star. I'm like, yeah, that could be a boat, but I'm like 1 o'clock in the morning. And it looked like it was off in the distance, right? But then we saw like this green, like you know how you're, like, say you're watching the water and it's the reflection of the water, right? But it's dark. But the water looked like it turned green. Like I'm talking about like not like a, was that green like a bright green underwater at night?
Starting point is 01:33:16 It's just the moon reflecting off. Like, what the fuck was that? That same green light after a while we was just sitting there. It was out of the water and it just flashed. Like, yo, y'all saw that shit? First, of course, I'm the only person that season, right? So nobody believes me. It's like, what the fuck did you just see?
Starting point is 01:33:35 Oh, here he go. Like, you know, like, you know? I'm like, I got everybody watching this spot. Takes a while. About 15, 20 minutes later, the green light again. Everybody's like, oh, shit. Could have been up. So there's a boat?
Starting point is 01:33:52 It wasn't a buoy. We're on this beach all the time. Like, this is a place that we were at Manguilla. We stay in this place up. with a green light, bro. Yeah. In the same place, just flashing every so often. Then the next day, right?
Starting point is 01:34:09 The people that work at the house, I'm talking to them, I'm like, yo, we was on the beach last night. We saw X, Y, and Z. They both look at each other. Like, show them. Pull out the phone. They show us a picture of the night sky on that beach looking like it had,
Starting point is 01:34:31 looking like somebody literally had pulled the zipper down and opened it up. And it was just like this greenish beam out the sky. And he was like, somebody took that picture. I'm like, what did that? He's like, I don't know. We don't know. I'm just telling you, it's a hundred billion planets in the Milky Way galaxy to think that we're the only life. No, I don't think we're the only life. On one of them is insane. You don't think there's aliens here at all? Yeah, maybe. I don't. You don't. You don't. You don't think. Why? Look at the diversity of life on Earth.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Everybody loves to be the first person to discover something. Somebody would have said something. How do you know that they haven't made a pact? I'm not against the idea of they're being aliens. Google Richard Nixon extraterrestrial pact. Google it. Yeah, Google it. That's actually true.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Alex, Google it. Google Richard Nixon extraterrestrial pact. You're talking about intelligent life. Why wouldn't they make a, why wouldn't they have an understanding? If they've been here and they've talked to us before, like, why wouldn't they have, what, what makes us think that they wouldn't have conversations with our government? What do you all think Area 51 is? It's a tourist spot. It's true.
Starting point is 01:35:45 It's really? You don't think it's like anything at all? Tell us what you see, Alex. Interest. You're a liar. Richard Nixon extraterrestrial pact. It's impossible. It's a mad documentation about that.
Starting point is 01:35:58 You're right, right there. A whole article with pictures. I'll read it. But what did you say? It's a long as shit. Basically, the gist of it is Richard Nixon met with extraterrestrials back in the day.
Starting point is 01:36:13 They had a whole pact about how they weren't going to be revealed to the world in exchange for technology and aliens being able to come here and do experiments as well. But why would we know that news? Ronald Reagan stood in front of the UN
Starting point is 01:36:32 and said verbatim, why are we beefing with each other? This is when Russian America had the issue. Why are we beefing with each other? One day we might have to face bigger issues, like threats from other planets. Why would the president say that? To stop war? What if there's actual threats from other planets? Have there been?
Starting point is 01:36:58 Why couldn't you just say, do we really want to nuke each other? Because human beings need... The nuke is enough? Yeah, but human beings need a common enemy in order to come together. That's not true. History says so. I used to believe that, but I used to believe that. Asking idiots.
Starting point is 01:37:18 Yeah, I used to believe that. In that picture from the beach, they didn't send it to you. Yeah, I want to look that up. Great proof to show people. I didn't ask them for it. And you didn't take a picture of the green? I didn't have my phone. I never had my phone on vacation.
Starting point is 01:37:34 you're saying it was everybody there that 15, 20 minutes you were waiting for that thing to pop back up. Nobody gets their phone. Hey, let me document. That is, you know what? You know what's so funny? You're right. Nobody did. And these are motherfuckers that be on their phones.
Starting point is 01:37:49 So that lets you know why nobody ever has pictures of UFOs. Maybe they do something to us when they're in our vicinity that makes us don't want to do anything but stare at them. That's why Jordan Field made that movie don't look up because in that movie, if you look at them or try to take a picture in them, that's when you get fucked up. maybe I'm just saying let's do ask me this I just think it's arrogant to not believe
Starting point is 01:38:12 in extraterrestrial I definitely believe there are extraterrestrials and now I believe in spirits and all that shit and I didn't before but that way you decided
Starting point is 01:38:20 to go hatless today you've had a past life regression what like you ever go to a psychic I've talked to mediums before yeah the only reason why he's not wearing his hat
Starting point is 01:38:34 that you lose your hair line. No, I didn't know. She said that when guys wear hats all the time, people think that they have a ballpark. So that's why you started taking it off? I didn't know that people thought that you have a bowl spot. So I just want to make sure motherfuckers know it. It's called hot fishing.
Starting point is 01:38:47 Yeah, I'm good at it. Let's pay some bills. I mean, let's do asking idiots, Taylor. It's called hat fishing. I didn't realize that was then. I got my head. Tell me what the past gay aggression is. What you say it was?
Starting point is 01:38:59 Ask it is. So. What you mean is. Side Thomas. says if you could be one video game character, who would it be? Sports video games don't count. Ooh, that's cool. Great question.
Starting point is 01:39:12 Who would you be? Um, hmm. Spider-Man video game seems sick. I don't know if you can do that, though. Why not? Because that's like comic book character, too. Yeah, video games are made off comic book characters. I like Mario, bro.
Starting point is 01:39:33 Hell no. Mario was ill, bro. especially after watching the movie. After watching the movie, maybe not off the video game, but that movie, Mario was the man. Any video game character and you go away with Mario? You just downgraded. Mario to goat, though.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Who bigger than Mario? Luigi? Man, that's his guy, this brother. Mario is the goat cartoon video game character. Who's a bigger video game character than Mario? Nobody. And this movie proved that he left everybody in the dust. This movie made over a billion, a couple billion dollars worldwide.
Starting point is 01:40:08 Who would you be? Mario's the mascot for all the Nintendo. Fair. Arayu. Ooh, that's fire. That's fire. Crash bandicoot? I used to love that game.
Starting point is 01:40:24 That's a throwback. That's definitely a throwback, for sure. Yeah, Spider-Man just... I think you won't Mike Tyson punchout character, too. Ooh, which one? What? What? Brilliant.
Starting point is 01:40:38 It listeners get active. I'm going to let brilliant listeners get active. If Taylor was a Mike Tyson punch out character, which one would she be? Oh, gosh. Which one would she be, y'all? This guy is the worst. Which one would she be? I got $100.
Starting point is 01:40:53 That's not fair. But the person who I, who the first person I see get the answer I'm thinking. Y'all going to have to send me this comments. I don't know. Where should they leave them at? Where can we see him? Oh, on the YouTube video when it comes out? There you go.
Starting point is 01:41:07 All right. Go on the YouTube video, the first one I see and I'm going to be on the camera. I'll let somebody send it to me. I'm going to say, fuck all y'all too. You know what Mike Tyson? You know, I never played it. You never played it?
Starting point is 01:41:18 What character would you be? What? Mike Tyson's up on Michael? No, just the video game character. Mario! Oh, yeah, I just said it. And you got on overall today, and you're going disrespect Mario like that, Alex.
Starting point is 01:41:30 You're a wild guy, y'all want no powers or, like, Special abilities. Mario got all of them. He just jumped. When he gets on his shrooms? Yeah, but you got to find the shrooms. You're always looking for mushrooms. Man, Mario got on his shrooms, yo.
Starting point is 01:41:43 And you never stopped to think how big Mario's dick gets when he's on them shrooms, Joe. You were right about that. Bus down said. No, go to MB 52. Oh, okay. MB 52 said, how long do you shower? Good one. I kind of do the white boy showers.
Starting point is 01:42:00 I ain't off front. Where I don't watch my lower half. I watch my balls in and up. Y'all have, you have the most hair on your, why? I don't feel like it gets that dirty. And it's also kind of a nuisance to bed down. I got a heart condition. Look how you,
Starting point is 01:42:15 I can't be bending all the way down and, you know what I mean? Watch my feet. They're fucking capris. Yeah. No, you're right. You're right. I should do it more, but I kind of wipe my shower. What about y'all?
Starting point is 01:42:27 I think I would probably range between five to seven minutes. Yeah, that's a very reasonable, man. You get in, arm, leg, leg, arm, head, feet, you know what I'm saying? Balls, you know, I wash my face with, you know, my hands. Last? Yeah. Oh, go, ass and balls before you use the rag. I don't use a rag on my face.
Starting point is 01:42:49 You don't use, you don't wash your face first. I don't use my face with a rag. Exactly. But still, like, is your hands out of the penis. I do my arms, arms first, chest, legs, feet, nuts, ass, then. Face wash? You, after you wash your nuts? After I'm clean?
Starting point is 01:43:10 I don't know about that. Yeah, right? That's why you got. I'm washing my nuts and ass with a rag. I'm washing my face with my hands. And the rag got the... I'm not washing. Now, the sun's again.
Starting point is 01:43:22 You got ass on your face. No. You got ass on your face. I don't use a rag on my... Y'all use rag on your face? No. That's disgusting. I know, but...
Starting point is 01:43:31 I don't use a rag ever. White people don't do that Women use loophers Women use loophers Everyone should use something Nah, I use my hands and I use the soap bar To wash your ass? Yes
Starting point is 01:43:47 I picked a little dangleberries out myself You and your wife use the same soap? It's really bad Not a soap bar we use the liquid soap But yeah, white people we don't do like that We don't wash like that, no Don't do that I hope your wife
Starting point is 01:43:59 What? wife washes like She got a lufa. She's a girl. That's for girls. What's your favorite? What's your favorite sour soap shit? Saliva.
Starting point is 01:44:10 Okay. All right. Okay. I like that. Wait, y'all don't use saliva? Y'all just talk to it and clean. Y'all really don't do that? That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:44:21 Whatever my wife buys. This guy's crazy. What do you think Ice Spice mom's name is? Old Spice? Yeah. I don't know. I was just trying to. Because we're on the shower.
Starting point is 01:44:29 What else we got, Taylor? What else we got telling? What is the first thing you would ask an alien? Who wants to know that? What's that person's name? What is the first thing you would ask an alien? Abduction or probe? No, I think the first thing I would ask is where are you from?
Starting point is 01:44:55 I would want to know, you know what I'm saying? Like where are you from? because what if they tell you Mars? Then you know, them like, hey, you haven't been lying that's about Mars this whole time?
Starting point is 01:45:03 You know what I mean? They tell us Jupiter. What if they tell us Pluto, Saturn? What if they tell us about a planet that's in our solar system? You know? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:45:13 I don't know. It's hard to say because, no, probably not. I don't know. Because think about it here on Earth, there's people from other places who speak different languages. We don't understand them.
Starting point is 01:45:21 Right. So probably not. They probably wouldn't speak our language. But then I would think that if they're an intelligent life formed than they're by planetary lingual, I would think. Why do we think that they're so intelligent again, though? Because they got to us and we didn't get to them.
Starting point is 01:45:36 Exactly, Taylor. Whoever gets there first is smarter. Jesus Christ. Yo, this is a good one. I know what we were basing on. Techie Poppy said, what era would you have, would have been fun to do a pot? Talk to you. The era we was in.
Starting point is 01:45:52 Talk to that you motherfuckers went crazy. The 90s, 90 and 2000s would been absolutely. Absolutely unhinged. Shost, I'm going to be honest with you. Shots, me being dead serious and I say this, I would not want to play in that era. You know why? Because you and I both ride
Starting point is 01:46:10 to the level of our competition. And that, yeah, it was a lot of competition. We wouldn't want that. It would be too dangerous. It would be insane. It would be too dangerous, bro. It would be insane. I would have loved it.
Starting point is 01:46:24 No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. We burned fast. We burn fast. Yeah, you wouldn't want that. No, we would burn fast. You say you want that, but then you really wouldn't want that, bro. The 90s?
Starting point is 01:46:33 Brilliant idiots in the 90s? Ooh, just, just. Now, that'd be crazy. Oh, my God. We'd have hoes on the show. Man. Going berserk. Man, man.
Starting point is 01:46:44 Maggot Monday. Maggot Monday. Every Monday. Bro. It'd be live sex on the show, us throwing money at them. Like, it would be insane. Oh, man. Can you imagine brilliant idiots launching in the 90s?
Starting point is 01:46:57 Oh, forget. And then even as we evolved to the early 2000s, it's still be insane. We still maniacs. Yeah, you don't want. Yeah, that would be crazy. Why hasn't Shultz been a guest host on the Breakfast Club? Is it because he's white? Nah, Gary Hohen has been on there?
Starting point is 01:47:13 Shorts busy. Shorts got shit to do. Did Gary guest host or he was just a guest host? Oh, really? Guy was a guest host for a couple of days. Oh. Good shout-up to Gary. I love Gary.
Starting point is 01:47:24 Yeah, salute the guy. Gary can't get a Netflix special, though. Yeah. But I think I like it. I think a girl energy on there is really good for your guest hosts. It's supposed to be. Yeah, of course. I love, I love, I mean, I love when the women guest holds.
Starting point is 01:47:40 I'm tired of it, though. It's time to bring this on home, guys. Ooh, what are you thinking? What do you mean? What do you want? Who do I want? I don't know, man. I really have no clue.
Starting point is 01:47:53 Wait. What you mean? Bullshit. What you mean? wrong with y'all, man. I have no idea, man. You know what I mean? We just got to watch the throne. That's what I'm telling people. Watch the throne. There's a third throne to be added in the Breakfast Club Studios. I don't know who it's going to be, you know. There's been a lot of great contenders. You don't have no idea, though. Like, having no idea to love. We have so many coming.
Starting point is 01:48:18 I have no idea. Yeah, we got a lot more people coming, man. We got a lot more people coming. Oh, you can't say because you already decided. And they still hope so. They're coming in. They still coming in with a hope so. No, we have we really haven't decided. I'm just, I'm just saying that I'm ready, I'm ready for the stable. I'm ready for the stable. Who you guys coming still wasting a time? Who do y'all like?
Starting point is 01:48:40 Who do you got coming in wasting a time? Who do you got? Who you got coming in wasting a time waking up at four in a fucking morning to get there for nothing? Who you got coming in? No, but listen, it's not for nothing because, yo, it's a good opportunity. It's a good opportunity. opportunity. It's unbelievable. And people, what I love about what I love about when people come to breakfast club, they really get to see how big of an engine breakfast club is. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:49:06 Because they're like, God, damn, their social media's go crazy, their numbers go up. And I get to do their room report. Oh, God, here she is. What? They don't do that because you were also encouraging me. Taylor won't get let nobody get no love. You wouldn't let Angus Cloud get love. Now you won't let the people that we just talking about. Yeah. Give it a minute. give it a second. Jesus Christ. Jesus, who do you like, Alex?
Starting point is 01:49:35 Who have you liked so far? I like Jess. Jess who? hilarious? Yeah. Okay. That's my good sister. Love Jess.
Starting point is 01:49:43 I love Jess. I love Jess. I actually like when Weezy and Mandy were on there. They don't have time. They got shit to do. I mean, don't get me wrong. Jess got shit to do too. But, you know, Weezy and Mandy,
Starting point is 01:49:56 I don't you know yeah they were good but I think that's good for a guest hosting appearance you know what I'm saying I'm talking about like people that you would think permanent wise who would you like yeah I would say and then what's the one the girl she's been on recently I don't know Lauren La Rosa younger right she was on last week yeah used to be on TMZ oh I didn't know that's where she's yeah Lauren La Rosa okay yeah I think Taylor I think Taylor she never oh yeah Taylor she got a shot I think Taylor should get a shot. Listen. You don't want a shot?
Starting point is 01:50:29 Listen. I think. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Never would appear. I just think personally, Taylor should get a shot. I can't tell you who it's going to be, but I can tell you who it's not going to be, okay?
Starting point is 01:50:39 Right. It will never be telling us. They like to use me as their little toy puppet as all. Oh, what? Whoever does that? You like to bring me in on different topics. I really don't like to bring you in. I don't.
Starting point is 01:50:53 I don't. God damn. What is he to happen? I know. I don't know. Shoch, who do you like? I like Taylor. Yeah, I take back by that.
Starting point is 01:51:02 I like Taylor. You need some dog in there, bro. You ain't got enough dog in there, bro. You need some dog in there, bro. Dogs eat breakfast, too. You need some dog in there. Dogs eat breakfast, too. Well, Shultz, I am on the show.
Starting point is 01:51:18 You can hear my production until it made it. Um, every day. You know what? I'm not even going to ask that question. I was going to ask. There was a question up there about you. I'm not even going to ask it now because you want to make everything about you, Taylor, gang. Why am I making everything about me?
Starting point is 01:51:31 But Taylor does do amazing production. She really does. Yeah. And that is what she needs to be doing, producing. Yes. Be heard. I'm room for a whole team. Okay.
Starting point is 01:51:40 Through imaging. Taylor. Taylor. Talk through your imaging, Taylor. All right. Shut up. Talk to your imaging. Shut up.
Starting point is 01:51:48 Okay. We don't know. We don't need to know how that brain works outside of those amazing, that amazing, that amazing imaging you do. Tell them where to get your imaging, Taylor. Where did they get your imaging? If they want some of that amazing imaging, where do they go? Right now, the website should be done next week.
Starting point is 01:52:06 Okay. But you guys get DM me and I have actually like a portfolio where y'all can see the rates and charges. Taylor made it. Taylor motherfucking made it. Is there anybody you like for a permanent goal? I think Jess is great, man. Just who? Just hilarious?
Starting point is 01:52:21 I can't say in Jess. No, Jess who? My good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love Jess. I think Jess is great. I think Taylor would be the best. Yeah, Taylor will be a bad. She's busy, though, because she's obviously doing her imaging, but I think Taylor would be the best.
Starting point is 01:52:34 What about Angel Yee? Yeah. Danny Rose 843 says, Angela's show killing the way up with Ye. Angela killing on her show. She just had a great interview with Offset. Oh, wow. Everybody that went crazy viral. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:47 She doing our thing. Shout out to Angela Yee. Danny Rose 843 says, how did Steed a God? meet Taylor. Danny, I have no fucking idea. Destiny. Destiny. Destiny. I really have no idea, Danny. No, you don't remember
Starting point is 01:53:04 our first conversation? What was about? So, I was a phone up and bored up, and I remember I kept hanging up on a girl because she was asking about what I thought was like, she was not like old stuff, whatever. So I guess envy got a hold of her and she was just like, man,
Starting point is 01:53:20 who is that person answering the phone? Dla-la-la-blah, blah, blah. And I remember you came up to me, he was like, is that, is that body? I was like, no, I don't know who the person is. Like, why would I care? And then I feel like you respected that. And then that's from how it happened. You don't remember that? That's cute.
Starting point is 01:53:37 What's your first memory then? Taylor, I've been trying to forget about you since I was a kid. He said my liar. Yeah, stop. Listen to me, Taylor. Taylor, I've been trying to forget about you since I met you. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:53:51 I dismissed every moment out of my head. He's such a made her. Why are you hitting on me? Taylor made it. Taylor made it. How long until that drop is in Brilliant Idiots every time she brings up. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:54:08 Let me do one more. Let's do one more. You want to do some brilliant idiots questions? Taylor made it. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. Pick a good one. Oh, this is the one.
Starting point is 01:54:18 Let's do this. Nah, no, no, no, no. Save it, say it, say it. Save it, say it. My voice. Saved it, my boy. Man, that shit is going to be crazy. Save it, my boy.
Starting point is 01:54:31 All right, I guess that's it, y'all. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the breakfast.
Starting point is 01:54:43 That's my sister, the Brethrenclubs club. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.

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