The Brilliant Idiots - Spittle Me This

Episode Date: January 21, 2022

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We are here another week. How's everybody feeling? Good. How are you? I am blessed black and highly favored, man. Happy to be here. Happy to be enjoying another day of light. More people are passing away.

Who else died? Leon. What's his name? Andre Leon Hallie. Who's that? Big fashion guy, man. I thought you made a guy from Fire Heartbeats. That's what Duval said, too.

You can tell who's black. Well, he's black. That's the crazy part. That's only Leon I know. Duval said the same thing. Duval said the same thing. Duval said, man, I thought you're talking about Leon from the Five Heartbeat. What did he do in fashion?

He used to be the editor in Chief of Vogue. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, he passed away. He was 73 years old, which once again, I think it's too young. It was the name Andre Leon Hallie? And that was what? Before the Anna Wintour or whatever? I don't know, you know.

73 is 100 Leon Talley I know you're saying I'm young but I hear you but at any time after what age any day you don't mind somebody leaving 85 85 then any day after that you could die I mean I'm gonna still mind but after 85 it's like yo they were old

after 90 you 100% you could die any day yeah yeah I'm cool and night but the older we get though with the advancement of technology people might be sticking around longer you know what I'm saying? Biden's still here. Biden's still here barely.

But they got them hooked up to something. The Queen of England. Yeah. The guy that should have been president, but it's not. What's the other guy name? Trump. McNeil?

What's the other guy? The guy was supposed to win, our savior? Trump. McNeil? No, what's the other guy? The old guy. Biden.

Oh, the other Biden. Bernie. Bernie. He's still alive. Nah, they ready for him to go, bro. They're ready for him to be out of here. Any day, that's all said. They let his ass go for sure.

Any day we hear Bernie, God is okay. Biden farted this week again. No, he did. Yes, he did, man. On Martin Luther King Jr. Day, man. He did? Man, he let one rip. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm like, God damn, grandpa. That freedom rain, bro. From the hilltop to Georgia to the Oval Office. Let freedom rain. What did we see this week? That's positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Biden farting, bro.

I didn't see him fart. No, he let it go. I just saw him say that George Floyd's death was more impactful. That's when he fought it. He fought it during that same thing. So even his body knew he fucked up. Even his body was like, yo, chill, man. Yeah, relax.

Chill to fuck out. His body got nervous. Too tight. Cut this out, bro. What are you talking about? What are you doing? If you don't cut this out, I'm gonna cut the cheese. Right here, right now.

Yeah, but you know what it is? It's just like basketball. People think that LeBron was more better than Jordan and stuff because that's what they know. I guess he wasn't into it when Martin Luther King was doing what he was doing. He was probably saying, fuck him, Martin. What are you talking about?

I'm just saying with this guy. He was there. He was frustrated. I understand he was there, but he's probably, they didn't give a fuck back then. He was, right now he think this is. He was like 20-something when Martin Luther King Jr. was at his pride. He knew back in the day was killed black people back in the day. He probably didn't give a fuck about this shit.

Listen, I don't think he wanted to kill Blackfield, but like, you know, maybe there was something that was inconvenient that Martin Luther was doing. Maybe he probably felt this more because this time of day, I think these, even if you was racist back in the day, I don't think he races that much night. I think Joe Biden's getting a lot of Flach was saying something that actually if you just sit back and take a step and stop worrying about like celebrity because we always worry about celebrity in these situations, right? We like, how dare.

Somebody say Martin Luther King Jr. George Floyd's death happened in 2020. Yeah, right? In the height of the internet area. There was no internet when Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was alive. So literally the world globally saw this 12 minute video and, you know, in a matter of a couple of days. And it was a worldwide renaissance immediately. So yes, I can see why Joe Biden would say George Floyd's death probably had more impact, you know, on the world than Martin Luther King.

Yeah, but Martin Luther King got like actual like policy and legislation change. Yeah. He didn't say life. He didn't say, he didn't say who did more with their life. Right. He said whose death impacted the world more. I think just from a global reach level in a span of 24, 30 years. six hours. Everybody knew about George Floyd. I understand what you're saying in terms of like

population density like this many people knew about George Floyd. But I would also say like the movement that Martin Luther King was spearheading along with a lot of people was way more impactful because you're going from a place. It's like greater things were accomplished. Do you know what I'm saying? It's not like it's not like the world wasn't paying attention to the black struggle, right? And then all of a. sudden this happened to George Floyd and then all of a sudden the world was like, all right, we got to do it. It's like, we knew that things needed to change, right? There were other people that were also killed by police, right? So he was a part of a larger

movement where Martin Luther King literally, like, he opened the eyes to a lot of folks. Who weren't even, didn't even know. Like, they were living their own little bubbles. But he also died one of the most hated men in America. His approval rating was in the toilet. Like literally, like Martin Luther King Jr. died dealing with anxiety and depression because he was catching hell from his own people. Right. His own people called him Uncle Tom and then the rest of America calling him a communist. Like he literally died

as one of the most hated men in America. That's why I loved when his daughter tweeted that yesterday. His daughter was like, don't act like y'all loved my pops when he died. I think his approval rate was in the 30s. Wow. Joe Biden levels when he died. I didn't know that.

So now in his, you know, in hindsight, everybody celebrates Martin Luther King, Jr. but when he died, he wasn't beloved at all. George Floyd, you watch that video. If you're a human being, you had sympathy. So you know what saved him? Immediately. That, I had a dream speech.

saves them. If he didn't do that, then what the fuck? What do you mean that's a... Martin Luther King? Meaning that's like, what we remember. Yeah, that's the thing, because that's the only thing that we know. That's the only I knew. That shit, go. That's the slap. I only know the hook. I have a dream. Yeah, I don't know the versus. I only know the hook.

Don't you know it? You don't know the verses. I ain't say I did. You're supposed to know it? I don't know. I know the hook. You don't remember the beginning of that shit? I had a dream that one day... This is a public service announcement. No. I remember when he said, I mean, I may not get a...

there with you. By the way, I don't even know if that's the same speech. There's no more now. I know Martin bars. I just can't put him. I just can't put him together all at one. But listen, I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with Biden, but I can see why he would make that statement. Like George Floyd's impact, his death was super impactful. Now, long term, yeah. I'm sure Martin will keep going. Martin's deaf has stood the test of time. You know what I mean? I don't know. But in that, in this moment right now in the last couple of years, yeah, George Floyd. It might get still get worried down. It is, but it still might get watered down because it's still out of control.

It probably will. You know what I'm saying? Martin Luther King, how many years? I was doing that in a little, I was in a play doing Martin Luther King when I was young. I was Martin Luther King. I got to read the statement. I shut up. I was.

You think George Floyd's death is more impactful with Martin Luther King? Let me get the state. Martin Luther King got streets named after him, bro. He does. I don't think George Floyd is going to get streets like Martin. No, I want to see the state. But George's don't got one in every black neighborhood. in America.

Every street. And you know what? That's crazy. He already got statues and stuff. Right. You know? It is a George Floyd. Are we going to get a day off of school?

We got a day off of school because of Martin Luther King. I don't, I don't, listen, I don't agree. I got to see the exact thing. He got a statue in D.C. Yeah. Where the statues are at. What is that called? Statute Park.

I'm with you. I just, yeah, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, let me see, what's the headline? I don't like these situation because it's time tells all. You know what I'm saying? It's too early. Just they make a statement like that. Yeah. He'll never catch him then.

He'll never catch him. Don't. No, that's Michael. That's a different article. I don't want to know what you. You know what's interesting is like, time tells all, but at the same time,

it's like, the people who curate history really tell all? Because I was talking, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, that's really what history is what we decide it is.

Like, and that shit scared me a little. Hold on, Taylor, don't show, don't show, if we're talking, then just get distracted.

If, if, if, if, if, if, Whatever we decide history is that's what it becomes, right? And that's just scared me because I was talking to some people yesterday from England.

And I was like, yo, what do they teach all in school? Like, do they teach you about the fact that you guys colonize the world? Like anywhere y'all go, people speak English. Like, what is? And they're like, no, not really. And I was like, so they didn't teach you that you fell off? And they're like, nah. And I'm like, so do you think you run shit still?

Right? And then I start getting scared. I'm like, wait a minute, does China run shit now? And we just teach us? Yes. Did we run shit? No, they do. And then I kind of got comfy.

I was like, so we never going to know we fell off. Bro, did you see the Beijing Olympic team, one of the Olympic team coming off the bus? No. The black athletes. Man, there's a group of Chinese people. Y'all got a pool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yelling at them.

I have not. They beat the race. Listen. They ran? If they, if there was an Olympics for the N-word, that perfect score. Yeah. Now you can pronounce your R's.

Yes, I have known. Right? Right. Couldn't do that shit before, but now perfect R I have not seen execution of the N word like that in a long time. I'm like, yo, these guys have been watching MAGA rallies or something. And I'm from the South and live in America. Those were some really good N words that they were letting fly.

It was for the Beijing Olympics? Which I didn't even know what happened. I didn't know they still have. I didn't know they had Olympics in January. Where's Beijing? No, that can't be. The Winter Olympics are going on right now? Yeah.

There's no way. It's currently the Winter Olympics are happening. I'm thinking it might finish it. We still need the Joe Biden. Did we boycott it or something like that? It's still there? They did the skiing and everything and the bobsled? I don't know what morning.

I just saw it this morning. Jamaican bobsleds. It said, okay, this is what Biden said. Even Dr. King's assassination did not have the worldwide impact that George Floyd's death did. Different time. It's just like television changed the civil rights movement for the better when they saw Bull Connor and his dogs ripping the clothes off of elderly black women going to church and fire hoses ripping the skin off young.

young kids. Even, this is the line that matter. Even Dr. King's assassination did not have the worldwide impact that George Floyd's death did. Okay, fair. But that's a function of the internet, not a function of the impact of the human. And we've seen it happen. And that's why you don't even say that.

Because you know it could be misconstrued is not necessary. Yeah. But back to this ship in Beijing. So the Olympians are there. You got to hear it. I heard it. You didn't hear it here. We had a party with it yesterday.

Oh, that's crazy. Winter Olympics start. February. Yeah, that's it. That's it. How do we turn it up? How do we turn it up? Alex.

Listen to the execution to these end work. Listen to the track. And please add to the track. Where's Beijing got? Listen. China.

Beijing is the shit people put on their hair, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's what I got to go back. Go back there. Listen, listen, listen. You got to add this in post.

Listen. Niger! Nigger! Niger! Niger! Niger! Niger! Niger!

Nika! Nika! Nika! Nika! Nika! Nika! That one right there. What was that song by Trinidad James?

No, Trinidad ain't executed that well. That right there, that's not like for me it was scratching it. Wow. I'm serious. Like, they watched something. Nika, nika, nika, nika, nika, niger. That's Trinidad James, bro. Trinidad James was in Asian face.

And he's just standing there. Don't believe in Jekar, Nika, nika. But I thought, so in the NBA, I know they don't do that than the NBA players when they go. over there, bro. You think so? I don't know. I don't know what that is. And then also, they could not have been saying that, and then that's just something that, like,

the American government put over it, so we hate China because we're about to go to war with China. And it's easy to make Asians look racist because you assume they're racist. And you've got to understand. America don't want that problem right now. China is a color, right? I want all the smoke bombs. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't.

America cannot handle that. right now. What are you talking about? Nah. We got cool. You don't want to go nuke for nuke right now. Now it's not the time. We can go nuke for nuke. Yeah, and that'll be it. Where are you going to do your last show at? Say what?

When you can do your last show? Beijing. Right where it came from. Cracker, cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Man, that's so stupid, man. But no, we don't want that smoke right now.

Yo, do you think it's possible that they're not. not culturally aware of how awful that word is? That's a lie because if you watch that video, one of them goes, get the fuck out of here. Whoa. Yes, they let it get the fuck out of here. How do you know our language, though? Oh, God.

Can we talk about it? That's a good point. I don't know what the fuck they say. The internet. Say what? How about the internet? But we don't know about their language. That's true.

They could say something else. We could speak if they would just let us get the accent off. Because you can't really speak the language without the accent. But you know what? Yeah. Don't they have like legal or something like that? I don't know anybody that can speak Chinese. I can speak Chinese.

I can speak Chinese. Do you lay no more? What's that mean? It's a curse word. Oh. Chris, I know one. Can you speak Chinese? Sixie.

Chow. What the fuck they're saying? Chris isn't available. Right now. Chau being, is Chau being, uh, That's your brother's name, by the way. No, remember he was on Rush Hour? Yeah.

That wasn't real Chinese. You sure? Beulet on all. Yeah. I'm positive. Listen, speaking to history, people revise in history, Dwayne Wade said that the next generations are going to forget Michael Jordan. Like the same way they did Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

I highly disagree for the same reason that I agree. No, let me say this. I highly disagree, but I agree for the same reason I can. understand why Joe Biden made the statement he made about George Floyd. The internet absolutely positively keeps the legacy of somebody like Michael Jordan alive. His sneakers absolutely positively keeps his sneakers. His sneakers is an I am a good dream speech, though. The last dance keeps the legacy alive.

And more importantly, Michael Jordan is the bar, baby. If he ain't had them, when you're the bar, people, no, that's not true. Tell you. He's the bar, wax. If he didn't have no sneakers like, no, I don't know, the king can have that speech. So all, that's bitches and sneakers, bro. I think, I think he's making a good point. It's like, those sneakers are a statue.

Yeah. It's like every single day when we see the statues of, you know, the founding fathers and shit, you see the people on the money, you're going to remember, oh, shit, George Washington was a dollar bill. He must have been. I would never even know what he was. Exactly. So it's like having those things constantly in culture is going to remind us how great that

person was. But I completely agree with you is once you lose the greatness in terms of actually seeing it, he becomes a little bit less important. You just start going, oh, I guess this guy did some dope shit because I love his sneakers, so he must be dope. But the way that a new player is going to impact somebody is going to be far different than a player they never saw a play. I agree. But Michael Jordan will never be replaced until he's not the bar anymore.

I agree with that. He's literally the bar. Everybody that comes in the league now, LeBron James is the new Michael George. Let me throw this at you. What happens when, and this is where I think it potentially goes away, when our generation, the last generation that actually saw Michael play in. his prime. When we die, he will be potentially replaced. I doubt it. You got guys like DDG, right? DDG is 20-something. You know, popping on the YouTube. He literally just said, when we're going to admit Steph Curry is better than Michael Jordan. That's what I'm-curring. So he skipped Ron.

Because he didn't, he didn't see him play. That's what I'm saying. Michael's still at a bar is what I'm saying. DDG didn't say better than Kobe, better than Ron. He said better than Michael Jordan. Right, right, right. he knows that that's what the bar is. But we're keeping that bar alive because we're the one telling these youngans that that's crazy. But once we go, they can't even make the argument because they never saw him play. How are they going to say he's the greatest ever if they never saw him? It's like, I know Sugar Ray Robinson is the greatest boxer ever, but I don't because I never saw him. My dad will say yes.

I know Bill Russell is the greatest basketball players ever played, but I don't because I only know that from my dad. Listen, it's all, none of us were alive when Martin Luther King Jr. was here. But every single one of us push back, every single one of us push back on the George Floyd having more impact. Because we understand the legacy of a Martin Luther King, King, Union. If George Floyd gets me a day off. If George George George gets me a day off, you get some streets and different, every single black neighbor got Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. It's going to be tough, though. What?

What you said earlier? He didn't get legislation. Bro. Martin Luther King Jr. got legislation passed. How was not the next? Who? Malcolm X. He does have a day.

They just don't think it's a federal holiday His birthday, I think we celebrate his birthday Mockham was never mainstream He wasn't working with the Gov Bro, the government dictates the holidays I think in love he just ties in with Black Panther That's why they don't want to make it You said what?

I feel like they tie him in with Black Panther too much I'm Black Panther, I'm sorry With the Panthers, it's okay I love it You know what I'm trying to say? No, I don't. Like, what did Malcolm and Chadwick Bowman have to do with each other?

God bless the day. What are you talking about? I feel like they tie him in a lot. Yeah, he was known as more of a rebel. But that's why he's never going to be. To Schultz's point, though, like, it's like, yo, Martin Luther King Jr. was in with the government. He got legislation changed, like, and he got, he got assassinated.

Like, I mean, Michael got assassinated, too. But Martin was, Martin was mainstream. Like, I don't know any other way to say it. Like, Martin was main screen. Martin got actual legislation changed. You know what I mean? He got legislation pushed through. Yeah.

A couple times. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you know, it's a difference. But I don't think the legacy of Michael Jordan's going nowhere. Number one. For a while. I don't see it.

Because of the sneakers and because he's the bar, when you're the bar, when you're the person that everybody always compares someone to, you don't go nowhere. It used to be Kareem. Kareem got guns. But Kareem never had sneakers. Kareem never had something to continue the legacy. And also Kareem's game wasn't his coveted.

Like, the reason why Steph, and I don't think Steph will replace Jordan, but like Steph's game is transformative in the same way that Michael's game was transformed. We didn't even say Kobe. I don't fucking get rid of Kobe. Well, Kobe was too close to Mike in terms of his game, right?

But Steph's game is uniquely different in the same way like, and maybe we'll forget about him because he doesn't have rings. But like, I remember when Iverson came into the league. Absolutely. The game changed. Absolutely.

And the same way to happen with Steph. Like when Iverson came to the league, we were all trying to break ankles, cross everybody to fuck up, going at the racket, and how big somebody was. And then when, Steph came in, everybody was shooting three, he's even the big dudes.

That's right. So it's like, if you can transform your art, then you're going to have a lasting impact. Who knows if you're going to be the bar, but people won't forget about you. And when you got historians around, I can always talk about the situation. Plus, we keep forgetting, Michael Jordan never lost in the NBA fund. So in order for you to even really have a real debate, somebody's going to have to beat that record. All that stuff you do in the regular season? Cool.

You might even score more points. cool. But did you dominate? And it was really boring back in the thing, too. Yes. It was ballers. Sean Kemp and them, these guys out there was a monster. Michael Jordan made people forget people.

There's people from that era that were great. And Michael Jordan made you forget. Yeah. I was talking, I was having this conversation about Tom Brady. The reason Brady is to go, well, we know that already. But it's also because not only has he been consistent and had crazy longevity, he still wins now. So every time you win now, your whole history gets told.

Yeah. That's why I say sometimes, LeBron, got to be careful. I got to be careful. Because even right now, they're already shifting the narrative, even though I said this a couple of years ago. The narrative is shifting. Steph is the guy. Yeah, he likes it.

And when you look at it, when you look at it, when you look at it, Steph transformed the game more than any NBA player. That's true. the last 15 years. Nobody was trying to play like LeBron. Nobody was trying to play like LeBron. LeBron was getting compared to Magic. Yeah.

Michael, we're not comparing Steph to nobody. Yeah, Steph is the first step. Yeah. And guess what else? Steph beat LeBron in NBA finals, what, three times? Ray Island, though, you're not giving him more than Ireland. No. Ray Allen is not in the discussion.

He just, come on, Ray Island was a man with threes. Reggie Miller? All right, man, y'all must ain't see it. No. We saw it. That's what I'm saying. And that's what I'm saying. In their days, they were in a man.

Yo, Ray Allen and Reggie will tell you it's not even close. When Steph broke that record at the garden this year, guess who was standing on his left and his right? Reggie. Ray Allen and Reggie Miller, giving it up. Got to give it to him. Okay. You got to give it to him. Giving it up.

Yeah. But, yeah, Steph and he beat LeBron in NBA finals. Multiple times. Like three times, right? Yeah, we're not going to forget about that. We're not going to forget about that. And guess what? When Steph wins again, because he's going to win another one.

When he wins again, you're going to see his whole history. They're going to be laying it out. You're going to be like, man, Steph has been the best. And LeBron, no luck. He's going to win this one. Steph just ain't got no sneakers that's flat. Yeah, he really don't. His sneakers been trash.

And that's important, dude. It is. That's your statue. It is. Like, we're going to remember Penny for longer than we should simply because of the sneakers. You're right? We probably remember. Shit, Grand Hill, man.

That's so true. Grand Hill. We still talk about them Grand Hill feel eyes. No. You're right. Dude, and even like, like, high shacks. Nah, with Shack, we can forget, though. Shack.

Shack. Shack. But Shack is still Shaq, though. Yo, can I, but can I say something about Shack that's so interesting? It's like, his personality. The greatest. Is just so fantastic. That he's been able to, like, maintain relevance.

Like, now all his, like, local philanthropy that he does, like, just being in a grocery store, seeing a single mom and then just buying all her groceries and buying a kid sneakers, all that kind of shit. He owns got, he got Shaq Towers and newer. Oh, really? Yeah. What? Shack the man.

Luxury Tower complex in Newark, New Jersey. Shack is, Jack really is the man. All the Krispy Cremes he owns. Like, Shaq really is that guy. Like, Shaq is that guy. Like, I'll be looking at Shack. Like, yo, that's, not only is it a future billionaire.

Who? Him and Magic. Like, yeah, for real. When you look at entrepreneurship, you got to look at Shack and Magic first. Like, Shaq figured it out in a real, real way that he don't really get enough credit for. And I don't know why that is. Because it's all out there. Like, you know that he franchises the Krispy Cremes and stuff.

You know he got his real estate in Newark. Like, he got a lot of stuff going on. He owns like, he owns like the likenesses. He invested in this company that owns the likenesses to like Muhammad Ali and Marilyn Monroe. People like that make it look easy. That's why people don't even respect it. It's like they make it look easy. That's Shacky's supposed to do that.

You know what I'm saying? Instead of some other guy on the street who made that happen. They give him a praise to be that rich that long. that long, man. Yeah, how do you, how do you, like, sending yourself, man? That's, yeah. Dude, you don't have to send it yourself. The world revolves around me.

He's still working. But that's when you start to get weird. Like, people start to get weird when the world revolves around them. Yeah. And where every person in their life is serving them in some way. I live with these motherfuckers in my building, like, any inconvenience that they experience is an attack. Because they're not, you know what I'm saying? Like, they literally, you probably see this in the neighborhood.

Like, someone's cars parked where it shouldn't be. And the wife runs out. Who's fucking car is this? What's going on? It's like, Shorty, Shorty, you've been inconvenience. You just don't have anybody in your life the inconveniences you

because everybody serves you. So you think it's an attack on you. Life is filled with inconvenience. How do these people who have so much wealth and maintain that sense of self where they're like, yeah, sometimes shit doesn't go right and that's okay. I know, I think I know it with Shaq.

I think number one because he, you know, those first years, some of his first years of his life, he was poor, right? You know what I mean? But also, you never forget that. If you've really been in the trenches, you don't forget that. And then also, I think that's why he's such a public servant. I think being a public servant keeps you grounded.

Because you're always thinking about somebody other than yourself. Yeah. You know you're here to serve the needs of the public. Like you said it yourself. These people have been inconvenience because they're so used to people serving them all the time. But when your mindset is, hey, I'm a public servant. I'm here to serve the needs of the public. How can I make somebody else's life better?

you're kind of always on the lookout for that. So it gives you a sense of empathy that you probably that a lot of those other people probably don't have. Yeah, that is true. I think like that with JetBlue. Like they don't help me get my way. I'd be like, come on. I got doing me like this.

So I feel a little bit. I feel inconvenienced. Yeah, we all feel annoyed when we get inconvenienced. But we don't look at as a personal attack. Like you're doing this to me. Like somebody wants to hurt me. It's just sometimes things don't go the way that they're supposed to go. Yeah.

But that is interesting. Like serving a public in some way or even like religion, like, low-key, I find that, like, celebs that have maintained some belief in God are way more humble, bro. Respect than the ones who, like, hate God or, like, have become complete atheists. Like, it's easy to get caught into this thing where, like, you have your own God complex. Yeah, yeah, it revolves around me.

Yeah, like, nobody else could possibly help me. Like, you see guys, like, I don't know, man, like, Denzel seems like the same guy. And I don't know him personally. I just see him in interviews on the red carpet, but, like, there's a Godfearing dude. Man, he talks about a lot. But also he's got, like, good advice about the world and, like, good advice about humility and,

and, he's very grounded. Yeah, man. He's very grounded. I love that. To me, that's all I want. Like, I just want to be grounded. Like, I want to be a family man and, like, you know, continue to grow spiritually, you know what I mean?

And just be a public servant. Like, because this shit is not complicated. Like, we complicate this. Like the people you're talking about that get inconvenienced, they run out and freak out over things. That's how I'll be in this entertainment business. I'm like, what are y'all tripping over?

Like, we do little radio and podcast and TV. Like, I used to work at Taco Fucking Bell. Like, relax. You don't want to know what I used to do. You know what I mean? And, by the way, the worst thing is when you shit on those people who make your life better. Those public servants that you,

the public servants you should be in just your everyday life, Why are you mad at the garbage, man? Why are you mad at the person fixing your coffee? Why are you mad at the jet blue flight attendant? She ain't flying the plane. It's not her fault the plane. They got attitude, though. They got attitude.

Sometimes flight attendants got attitude. They got to deal with a bunch of assholes. You know what you just said? They got to deal with it all the day. That's your job. You chose that job. That's true. I hear you eat that same energy.

They're still human. They're still human. The fact that you don't project it all the time, the fact that you got to deal with that many dickheads and not going crazy. How many dick kids? Y'all got to do it. They're sitting down.

A lot. A whole fucking chips. Giving their little soda. And then that's it. I see a flight attendants get done dirty. Say what? I see a flight attendants get done dirty. How dirty can you do that?

You've already filled privilege that you're flying period. So now you got some little chip on your shoulder. I don't watch them. Brow. There's a lot of pieces of shit that fly with them. No, it is. If anybody's rude to someone in like a service position, I'm very defensive of them. Me too.

I don't play that shit. Yeah, if you root to a flightton or any of that kind of shit. I'm very defensive. if I take their side and I will defend them. That being said, there's some motherfucking flight attendants that got an attitude immediately. And it's like, cut that shit the fuck out. What about TSA?

Say what? It's worse. They took a fucking gloves this way. TSA's trying to save us, bro. They did, but why to take my gloves? Because you could kill us. That's right. I don't feel sorry for you.

You keep going through TSA with them tight-ass pants. No, what you're doing, y'all? Leave me alone. You're going there for the fondle, bro. You're going there for the fondle, bro. You are. Yes, you are. These pants are.

Why, you are going to the back room. Whenever they say, yo, I ain't go. I never went in the back. Liar. Yo, they got your gloves, bro. That's a souvenir, dog. That means somebody really likes them. They're like smelling them shit right now.

They're probably jerking off with your gloves on. Yeah. Yo, because it went through and I say, yo, with my gloves. They're like, we're no gloves. I'm like, bro, there's no way. Somebody looking at a thing, whatever. And I'm about to be late for a flight because I always go a little bit less than an hour if I keep on going.

Yeah. And this motherfucker's like, nobody could find my gloves. I just like, yo, y'all got it. Whoever got it, y'all caught that. That's fucked up. Yeah. I was in Atlanta with no gloves. Why?

You got to think the worst. We've been down the thing and got shredded. Somebody likes you, bro. You were in Atlanta with no gloves. In Atlanta with no gloves, bro. Dude. That's what. Dangerous out there, bro.

You're going to do it or I'm going to do it? What are you talking about? You're going to make the jokes? Or should we just let the audience make it? So you just went raw, bro? In Atlanta? I'm a fiancé. You can make it and magic made it.

Nope. I'm a fiance. I'm another nut that was done. Come on. Come on, Al. Come on out. Speaking of God, right? Yeah.

Pastor Michael Todd. Out of control. Can you explain this? I didn't watch the video because soon as I saw the headline and it was like, Pastor Michael Todd spitz on church gore, even though the church goal was his brother. Immediately, I was like, okay, this is somebody who was trying to illustrate that scripture in the Bible where Jesus spit in the blind man's eye and made him see. I've heard the sermon before, so I just was not interested. I got interested when I heard the audio on the radio.

This wasn't an ordinary spit, bro. You can't pull it up out? Multiple times, bro. No, it was a luggy, bro. Like, oh, like sound effect worthy. Like put this in the goddamn You even think that is okay To put bodily fluids on another man

Where does he spit it though in his hands He spit in his hand and he rubbed it on his face Yo, I almost I almost gagged just right now thinking about that So somebody did that too, what you doing? You jabbing? Say what? You jabbing him?

Yeah, I got to fight you dude Well, depending on their size The point of the sermon He was saying The point of the sermon he was saying That you know sometimes Your blessings Are gonna come through messy means

He was like your blessings You hear that Like, you may not always recognize The way your blessings come I hear that I hear that I propose a decision What I'm telling you

It's just as he's physically standing here Yeah I yeah I'm watching that Knowing what's coming up God's saying can you The Bible right Yeah And spiritually No

And emotionally He says what they always say What would Jesus do They say God created man And his image calling this likeness. He's a pastor, right? So he's trying to, you know, teach like the master teacher, right? So he spits on his guy because that's what he got from the Bible. So everybody's outraged and, you know, they're mad at him and they're doing their cancel thing online. So there's a lot

of things in the Bible that would get you canceled in 2022. Like what? What do you mean? The Bible's misogynistic. The Bible's sexist. The Bible justifies slavery. The Bible is intolerant of homosexuality. Right? Cutting your baby and half? Huh? Cut your baby and half. Can't cut your baby in half no more. Killing your brother.

You can't do that type of stuff. Sodom and Gomorrah? You can't do that. That's it. That's the power's own sexuality. That's what I'm saying. That's in the Bible. You was just getting all Sodom than Gammar.

I don't say, I mean, if you don't want to do that type of stuff, you believe in that, you don't have to do it. So should you cancel the Bible? Should you cancel the Bible? If you're not willing to take some spit on your face. Or come on. Would you punch Jesus in the face? Listen, if Jesus do something

to make me, because he made me. So if he do something that he know on, he did. He also made lotion, bro. See? God, damn. I'm having to show you don't need a bit. Jesus, no, you need to survive. But God know exactly what you do this, bro.

He's not going to do it. Let's God want me to go to jail or something like that. He's like, I need you to talk to somebody in jail. God might let somebody spin on my face so I can beat them up. So I go to jail. What if it's Jesus? That's what I'm saying. What if Jesus himself?

Spit on you. Spit on you and rubbed it on your face. I might be going through something that he can see that. I don't know. And I will let Jesus do that because I know that that's what Jesus do. How do you know it's Jesus though? Yeah, you assume homeless people are Jesus. That's right.

What if a homeless guy walks up to you right now? Spit in your face and says, I'm Jesus. I need you to see. What would you do in that moment, yo? Greg, fuck that up. What you mean? Greg fuck that up. Drake fucked that up that day.

If he didn't do that that day, you only get one, get out of jail free car. I don't think about that, though. What if in that moment he was possessed by the Holy Spirit? Because you showed a lot of patience with him. Listen, you didn't go crazy. God bless. Listen, I just know that if God, where have I ended up back? Every morning I'm seeing stars right now, though.

I legit seeing stars right now. I open my eyes and I was seeing stars. God, man. God is a control. Every day I ask God when I get on my knees before I go to the bathroom is like take over my eyes and my heart and everything. Everything today is all of your glory. So whatever happens, if I end up in jail that day, in long as I'm not dead, I'm okay. You can't give God all that credit because you might have just made a poor choice.

You might have did something that caused you to go to jail. If somebody spit on me. Jesus. He wanted me to go to jail. This what I'm saying about the Bible. The Bible has a lot of outdated concepts, bro. The Bible has a lot of outdated concepts that, number one, you probably literally shouldn't do. and number two just simply don't fly anymore in 2022.

It's all about your journey. We need the LeBron James version of the Bible, bro. Update it. It's all about that word. That word got something with it. Okay, why did he spit? What was in the spit that helped the guy's eyes? No, Jesus.

That's why it's a miracle. By the way, if Patent Todd would have spit on that dude and, like, the dude grew an afro or something right then on the spot. Okay. We wouldn't you to be talking about it. He'd be like, whoa. We need some spit, too. Okay.

One day in Atlanta, baby. One day in Atlanta, and you want Michael Todd to spit on you, baby. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's you. 12 hours day and now you want a man to spin on you? No, I'm just saying if the afro grew, then, all right, let me see what you got.

All I'm simply saying is there's a lot of outdated concepts in the Bible. And nobody wants to have that discussion because nobody wants to have the conversation about, Well, maybe, just maybe this man-made piece of literature, maybe we don't need it. Whoa. Whoa. You bug it. I think we got God. We got God.

I know. But I think we need it because we've chosen to have it for this long. But we don't follow it. Who? No, we do. No, we don't. Why are you lying? That's my whole GPS system.

That's my guidance. Without that, I would be out here fucking people up. You've been fucking, without being married for years. think God gave us. You eat pork. You cheated. Before. You've stolen.

We have to grow. You've lied. You don't think I can grow. I grow. And God, and God giving me that word so I can grow. He did all that, knowing he shouldn't. Imagine there was no book that told him that he's saying like that.

He's still be doing it now. Even with a book, think about all these religious folks that judged Michael Todd this week. Uh-huh. Christians aren't supposed to judge. They are me to forget counseling. We are always going to fall short. It's a lot of falls. That's why he gives us forgiveness over times times 10.

Which is also the BS. Why do Christians got to be perfect if the whole point of God is you're not perfect? He is. No, that's my point. They're not supposed to be perfect, but they act perfect. And then try to forgive themselves for their sins. And then they judge everybody else. Like literally, people immediately went to judgment on Michael Todd.

Other church people. Where is the counseling? I think that's a really interesting point, which is, acknowledging there's certain things in a Bible that we shouldn't replicate today. Yes. Right? Testimonies. Chill out.

Yeah. It's more just like what is the emotional and spiritual message behind that? That's why I need to understand the spit thing. Like what did the spit serve? You know, like what was this? The guy, after he put the spit in his eye, he came not blind no more. Right. You see what I'm saying?

So he's trying to say, if God could work those miracles, he's through us, I'm going to put spit on him and I guess his hair going to grow or whatever. That hair didn't grow. So right now he just put spit on him from him for no. no reason. That's outrage. Yeah, but the Bible doesn't say it's going to help your hair grow. Keeps. No. Go check out Keeps. Use promo code

idiots. Is that really a... No, no. That's good. Okay, I want to read some of this misogynistic stuff in the Bible. Because I actually think it's I'm like, I think it's very good. You got understand what you saying these church folks outrageous stuff. That's their problem. Jesus is old tweets, bro.

That's my point. Because everybody gets canceled for their old tweets. That's my point. So the Bible is that outdated? Thing. We all. Read it, read it, read it. Let me see. I don't think so.

I think all these people that got outraged, that's why they go to church, and that's why they praise in the Lord because they know they fucked up. The people that judge, you're going to church because you know you're a judgeer. You know that you're this. You know, the church is a hospital.

I keep telling you. What does that mean? Church is a hospital. It's where you go to heal. That's where you go hill. That's when you know that you're a whoremonger. That's when you know you're a thief. That's when you know you're a liar.

You go to church to get healed and can be a better person. Horronger. So these people that sit there and sitting there is, that should be the new villain in Black Panther. That's what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Yo, whoremonger? Hormonger. Okay, listen.

I got to see what you want. Now listen. Bro, whoremonger. This is First Timothy 2, 1815. I also want the women to dress modestly with decents and propriety. Okay. Adonning themselves, not with elaborate head styles or gold or pearls. Be worldly.

Clothes, but with good deeds. Amen. For women who profess to worship God, a woman should learn in quietness, in full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man. She must be quiet. But Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived. It was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.

But women will be saved through childbearing if they continue in faith, love, and holiness with propriety. That's why they ain't got to do all that because they have childbearing. That's why they have periods and stuff like that. You want me to break it down to you, I got you. What are you talking about? You know what I'm saying? He said a woman will be saved through childbearing. So basically what they're saying is if a woman hasn't given birth,

then they're not worthy of being saved? What are you saying? I mean, they probably, you know that a woman right now is pregnant. We'll do everything we can do for that woman if she's pregnant. Women will be saved through child bearing. What about the women who haven't had kids, Wax? What about the women who can't have kids? They can run.

They don't need us to help them up the stairs. They don't need a certain case. You know what are you talking about? Are you helping? Are you helping? You see how silly that sounds? No, I'm just saying. Who are you helping first?

You see how silly that sounds? Who you helping first? No, that was fire. Now, that was fire. Who are you helping first? You see how silly that sounds? That was fire. You're basically saying that a woman.

That's why we give women everything. Women that can't have children are less than and not worthy of a baby. It's not saying that. That's what you got from it. But I'm telling you that. Let's talk about that. Why? Every time we talk about the Bible, somebody says,

no, you're misinterpreting it wrong. Maybe they should have wrote it better. Maybe they should have eroded. No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. I'm telling you, when you read it, when you read it, they didn't write it in English. Maybe in the original language, it was very clear, concise.

And maybe the translation has made it. Maybe. No, maybe. You're right. A lot of things in the Bible, when you read it, if you didn't, you can't relate to it, you're going to look at it in a broad thing. But if you know something about that, if you lived that, it's going to be so relatable to you, know exactly what they're talking about.

Taylor, if a man said to you, you need to learn. in quietness and full submission. That means, that means, that means, that means, we got to ask what the Bible's Christian mean. Hold on. Hold on. Me too. When you in school, do you learn by being loud and disrupting shit all the time?

Thank you. I'm going to say in. Go ahead. Keep going on. Of course you're in full submission. You go to jail. Sit down. Write your notes.

These guards. In jail, wax. Listen to what you stand. Wait a minute. Your coach. You're proving my point. By saying in jail, you prove my My point. Let's go school. Let's just go school.

Full submission. Not full submission. You're not in full submission in school. Yes, you will. No, you need to be. No, but that's how you learn. You learn in full submission. You don't have to be, but if you want to learn, then you submit yourself to what that teacher got to say.

This is fire. Keep going. It's for the Bible. Yeah, the Bible's fire. I'm biblical. Listen, the Bible's fire if you're misogynistic. And by the way, I'm not tripping. I'm just telling you that. You can interpret these scriptures however you want.

I'm just saying that I can see how women will. would interpret this as massage. But why would they be mad? These men are supposed to be there to take care of you. You're telling a woman how to dress. Yes. You're telling her how to dress modestly with deep. Every man tell that woman that I don't want you wearing that.

You're telling her she can't have elaborate hair styles. I don't want you wearing that. I don't look good on you. Don't you always say be natural. Ladies, be like the natural. But that is so. That is so elaborate. You're telling her.

You're telling her she can't have jewelry or expensive clothes. Yeah, that's expensive. Come on. What guy don't agree with all the things? with all the things the saying right now. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man. She must be quiet. Go ahead and contradict yourself.

What do you mean? I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man. She must be quiet. What is a mother supposed to do with a son then? Can I say something? Can I say something? I'm sure. Exactly.

Son not a man and a son's a child. Second of all. Second of all. Second of all. Second of all. You don't listen to your mom now? I've got to. You don't listen? No, you shouldn't.

The Bible says you shouldn't. What you're talking about? The Bible says a woman should not be able to teach or to assume authority over a man. You're a man. Stop listening to your mom. Can I be honest? You're always a child to your mom. Exactly. That's right.

I'm a mom's a child to my mom. How? It's interpreted. What's the one? Show me the fine print. He's talking about for your wife's man. Show me what it says other than your mom. That last thing, that last thing, man just threw it.

The rest of the stuff was Jesus. The last thing. No, no, look. The whole shit. Tell these women shut up, too. Yo, yeah. Yo, tell them shut up as well. I got to put that in with you with all the other stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Talk too much. Hey, Wylan. Mary Magdalene. Remember her dinner?

She was yapping nonstop. You know what I'm saying? Don't you want her to be quiet a little bit? Let's just throw it in. Listen, what if this is freestyle? And what if Jesus was talking? And he's trying to get these bars off. And there was some women in the corner.

that wouldn't hush. So he just said it. God's saying, yeah. She must be quiet. That's it. She must be quiet, but you got to understand.

They didn't have mootron and all this type of stuff when women had, back in the day. So when women had their periods back in the day, they probably did talk too much and all those other type of stuff

because of the pain that they had. That's true. And now they pop in Motrin, he wrote that before Motrin, bro. You know what I'm saying. He wrote that before Motrin, yo.

No, no. Charlotte, man, you need to acknowledge this. That was right. That was right. That was written before Motrin. These girls walking around Bethlehem blood dripping down their thighs and shit. That's crazy, bro.

Come on. They got to wipe their ass with a tissue. You can't use all that tissue. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. You got to think about the time this was written. This one right here is wild. Yeah, go.

Give us some wild one. Adam was not the one deceived. It was the woman who was deceived. It was. Just put all the blame on her. It was her. She ate the fucking apple. Hold on.

If you cheat, Adam gave his whole river. To have a girl, and then she sees one little apple and starts eating that shit. You asked me. What's even sharing? You asked me, Adam wasn't thorough. If you asked me, Adam wasn't thorough. You'd be thorough with a woman? So, hold on, you think Carla would listen to a goddamn snake over you?

Maybe if you talk to your woman more and let your woman talk instead of telling her be quiet, she wouldn't have to listen to a snake. I'll be honest. I think Adam had a little meat. Because you're supposed to walk again. There's only one snake in this house. A snake might have been a one. The snake might have been his meat.

Oh. Hey, I listen. Oh. He was talking to it. You two, what is it? You're too addicted to the dick. Hold on. Oh, we go.

Hold on. God. Wait a minute. Is this okay, God? The snake is Pete Davidson. That big ass anaconda. That big ass anaconda. Talk to Eve.

Eve is, the lesson is ladies. Don't be addicted to the dick. Be addicted to the man. Y'all love dicks so much. Stop loving dicks all the guys. damn time and love your man. And the apple was the balls. Listen, we put in all of this,

for years, we put all this blame on Eve when the reality is Adam just didn't have her the way he thought he had her. Because why did she feel like she needed to go talk to a snake? Nobody should have been able to get up in ease and say, yo, don't listen to your man.

What are you talking about? Girls, she don't have men all the time because of dick. Now, you know what it is? This is what it is. This is when you're married and they need a lot of it, bro. This is them needing too much, this is them needing too much dick. Yeah, girls got proud with dick, bro.

Yeah, this is them needing too much dick, bro. That's what it is. Well, yeah. Be prepared to have a snake getting into your girls here. I'm sure they try. And tell you a girl. Don't you mean try. Oh, you think you better than Adam?

No, I'm just saying, I'm sure they try to hollat my girl. You think you can do stuff. I get it. I know snakes try to hollat my girl all day. So if somebody hollies at your girl, right? Mm-hmm. Whose fault is that? If you're not doing something at home that you're supposed to be doing,

and somebody gets at your girl, so you'll grab the weak moment. If it's my fault, I take it. It's like anything else in life. If it's her fault, she got to take it. Brilliant. Yeah, brilliant. Your Bible study is. Your brilliant is Bible study.

What else you got? Give me another one. Give me another one, bro. That's so bad. I love Christianity. Hold on. What else did I say? I said sexist.

Yeah, real talk. I bet you guys understand. What's the greatest in the Bible? Do you really listen? What? When they're on their period, can you really sit there and listen? Because you know they're not on their right mind. About what?

No, that's interesting. I'm going to see. What does the Bible? Yeah, that's why he didn't get them all of you. Because listen, we got to put you out to the side. Y'all have your parents. We know y'all not going to have your right state of mind because y'all have to have the babies. We need you all to go through this.

Y'all have to take care of them. Make sure they're good. What's wrong with that? Yeah, I think that everything. No, the Bible talks about administration, bro. Of course. The Bible talks about everything, Doug. Wow.

Leviticus 2018. If a man lies with a woman during her menstrual period and uncovers her nakedness, he has made naked her fountain and she has uncovered the fountain of her blood. Both of them shall be cut off from among their people. I don't know what this means.

I mean, stop fucking girls on their periods, bro. Oh, duh. Yeah. You've done that before. We all have. Who liked it, though? Who really liked that bloodshed? You realize that you...

There's at least... You contradit everything in the Bible that they take you... Why did God said forgiveness? He gave us so many things because he knew that we were born at sinners. We're going to come through the canal and then we're going to see the sunlight. Shut on one of the Bible's going to the thing.

You don't think that's some bullshit, though? How do you get stronger without going through this struggle? Because in the world, we can't do that. We can't continue to fuck up, fuck up, fuck up, and just ask for forgiveness. That happened every day. They'll put you in jail forever. If you get caught and then you get out.

If you get caught. No, but then you get out eventually. What if they give you life? It all depends on what you do. Even prison got a three-stress. Right, law. Prison isn't Christian. He ain't got, I don't think none of this is Christian.

He ain't, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he doesn't know who Christian is. Now all of a sudden you're about prison. Now is, you forgot the 17th. De-fund Christianity. He's fun, wow. This guy's wild, bro. The church is right. I'm paying my tie.

You want to give us one thing we disagree with your money. To me what? That's the other thing. What? Because you got understand right now. What, what, what? as being the past his son. Say what?

How would God need money? I'm going to tell you. As being a pastor son, you said, who's paying a light bill? What's I got to do with God? I'm going to tell you because this is his sanctuary. This is his hospital. The Bible says you cannot find God in any man-made temple.

Why not? It says that as a scripture. So you want to go to the Potter House and hear what TD Jacobs is that? I love going to the pot-house. All right, so what are you talking about? You don't want these lights to be on? When I donate money to the pot. When you don't have the chicken and stuff.

On Sundays, when I donate, because I do donate the Bishop T.D. Jakes, guess what I'm donating to? Who? Bishop T.D.J. in the potter house. I would never say he just is for God. God didn't say. No, no, no, no, no.

It don't, you know, but you know what you're doing. It's the temple. Also, God didn't say here's light. He said, let there be light. Pay the bill. Yeah. Yeah. You got to pay the bill, so you need money to pay the bill.

That's what it's for. He was very clear about that. That's what it's for. A lot of things in the neighborhood. People don't understand church take care. They take care a lot of people that is homeless and messed up and always need their light bill paid. Give me, give me a script.

Go, give me one. I don't know. I don't know. Nothing to me get this. There's literally not a single one. Leviticus 15, 1930. Who is Leviticus, bro? You don't know who that is? No. Let's tell you right now. When a woman has a discharge and a discharge in her body is blood, she shall be in her

menstrual impurity for seven days. And whoever touches her shall be unclean until the evening. And everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she shifts shall be unclean. And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. And whoever touches anything on which she does. she sits, shall wash his clothes and bat himself in the water and being clean until the evening,

whether it is the bed or anything on which he sits. When he touches it, he shall be unclean until the evening. What's the point of that? They didn't have pads back in the day. Yeah, but what's the point of that? Blood is all over. This is a meaningless scripture. No, this is the most meaningful.

Talk to me. It got all this blood all over the place. It's not about the blood. It's not about the blood. What is it about? It's about a little separation during their period. Seven days ain't really like, don't be around the woman for seven days. That's all crazy.

She gets on that. She can't sit on nothing. She can't lay on nothing, right? You can't even touch her. Everything about it. And also, you have to understand, the word unclean is different now than then. Unclean back in the day killed you.

If water was unclean, you drank it, you died. If you got a wound infected, you died. Unclean, I think you have to look at it is almost like, will kill you. So if you replace those words, a woman sits on the this, she'll kill you. A blah, blah, blah, she'll kill you. So now you take the woman who's on her period.

You move her to a separate part of the community, right? And then what did God do? God made them cycles so they're all together. So you just put this bloody cyclone to a different part of the community. Right? And then all the dudes kick it for a fucking week. Everybody hangs out, talk story, drinks a fucking wine. Exactly.

It's free time. This is fire, bro. And guess what? Just like you talk about the syncing up part, when they get together, they sink up. So it's a reason why God did that. Exactly. So they could be with one another. So we only lose one week.

It's one week. And then he gave you as porn. Come on. Not yet. Really? I would say not yet. The Bible frowns upon porn. Yeah, it does.

Yes. Okay, give me another one, Sean. Everything about this makes sense. I'm looking for this one that I know you. I'm looking for this one that really slaps. Where is it at, man? She didn't get nuts. Who's it by, though?

No, because y'all have justified. You all, because y'all have justified a bunch of bullshit. You know, it's crazy. Instead of just admitting that the Bible is an outdated thing. And by the way, I don't care either way. You're outdated. How about, I think it is? You're outdated.

I don't care either way. I'm just saying by today's standards and what they cancel people for, There's a million things in the Bible. I don't agree with all the cancel people. I don't agree with all the cancel. You know how the women try to say that God is women or woman is God, whatever? Who said that? I don't think that's true.

Some women are we trying to say that. Women say that. Is that in the Bible? Because we're just going on. Hold on. It's the slapper. It's the slapper. Our father.

The chart in heaven. Our father. First Peter 218. Okay. St. Peter's rights. Slaves. Okay. Be subject to your masters with all.

reverence. Okay. Not only to those who are good and equitable, but also to those who are perverse. Okay. Paul condemns enslavers

with the sexually immoral abuses of themselves. Forget that one. But also to those who are perverse. So that means slaves have to love their masters. Okay. All right.

Uh-huh. Have to be good to their masters. Okay. And have to always do what their masters want, even if it's perverse. Who is a master? How a master look?

What are you talking about? I'm just saying. So how was slave look? Oh, white men. I'm a slave to my girl. Man, knock it off. Wait, come on. I have to listen to know what the fuck she's saying.

When you go home tonight, I want you to watch birth of a nation, the Nat Turner movie. I understand. Nat Turner was a pastor in Virginia who rebelled. That's cool. Because he realized the slave master was using the Bible to control the slaves. So don't forget the perverse part. If you believe in the Bible, that means your slave master can fuck you in the ass. No.

Why not? The Bible says you can. The Bible says you have to be equitable to your slave master, even if it's perverse. Bend over grab your Tim's wax. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Because putting a dick in an ass will send you to hell. We can't do that. That's why the Bible's a contradiction.

No, it's not. Hey, perverse doesn't mean that. Perverse can be perverse working environment. This guy's unbelievable. Not actual sexual perverse. He only wanted to put one thing in that's it. Also, by the way, and by the way, I have to understand what slavery was at that time. Like he's saying, slave to what?

People slave to their jobs right now. You know how many people slave? Why didn't Dave Chappelle? He said he's about to be a slave to his job. That's silly. You could be so many slaves to so many things. No, you can't. So you're talking to me, what do you mean?

You can't be slaves? No, you can't. People slave themselves right now today. You never slave before. You can quit a job. We're talking about slavery. Whips, chains, this is a tough one. This is a tough one.

This is a tough one. This is a tough one. Now, here's the thing. I would argue that this was at a time where that word was used for somebody who had a debt to be paid and they worked under some in order to pay that debt. And then after paying that debt, then they were free to do whatever they want, depending on the length of that debt. And I think there are stories in the Bible about that. Oh, for five years, I had to do this to pay that. Now, with those, I don't know anything about that. I think it's still

like that because you got a boss at work. You got to listen to all. That's not a slave, bro. What is that work? You got a job. You got to leave. You have to. You have your ancestors. Exactly. Yeah, like you, you could, you can free. I think you have to list somebody and you don't want to. Well, give us another one to, Charlotte. I think that's a place. Come on.

No, because the one I really want to give. I don't even want to hear y'all explanation. Wait, which one? We about to rip this shit. Yeah, yeah. Give that one. No, you're not. Rip it.

No, you're not. We can cut it. We can cut it. We can cut it. We can cut. I don't want to even do it. Okay, let's pay some pills. Okay.

That has been. Hey, that has been brilliant. That has been brilliant. Join us. We might do this once a month. All right. I'm paying my ties in office early this week. All right.

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I got Flaggart. You got Flaggart? Who you want to fight against? Who would y'all fight against? Who would y'all fight against? I don't know. I don't know. I have to think about that. Yeah, come on, man.

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Dude, yeah. I mean, it's just really fun. It's great. It's Succession, but like in Montana. And I think it exposes succession in a lot of ways. Like, Succession is great acting, great writing. But at the end of the day, it's like a bunch of billionaires that pretend to have problems.

And it's just like, just leave. you take your inheritance. If your day is hard, just leave. You don't go anywhere in the world. Just go to the Bahamas, enjoy your life. Go anywhere in the world and then just don't put up with that drama. If it's so bad. You're choosing to be there.

Yeah, I've watched episode of Succession. A couple of them. I didn't like it only because for the same reason you just said, because it's like that's unrealistic. You know what I would like to see? And maybe they do explore this in other episodes. I don't know. It just shows you can't run from yourself.

And it shows that money don't make you happy. So whatever you, true happiness is internal. So you can have all the money in the world. I haven't even seen Yellowstone, but from what you're saying, it sounds like it's just a bunch of people enjoying nature? No, it's like basically a soap opera,

like pie stakes, drama. They have this massive ranch in Montana. And basically it's like everybody wants to take that land from them. Yeah, yeah. And there's some white folks that took it from some Native Americans back today. And the Native American dudes

are trying to take it back. These other land developers from California are trying to encroach on their shit. And it's like the wild stuff that they have to do to protect this land. And the land that they essentially have is the size of Rhode Island.

It's like the biggest private ranch. And they don't make no money on it. They just have billions of dollars worth of actual fucking property. But they, their only value is in that property. So everybody's trying to find ways to screw them out of it

and they got to do fucked up gangster shit to like keep it. And it's just a cool, for me, I hate worlds that I'm familiar with. Like the succession shit, like a bunch of white people in corporate America in New York City.

Like I've been seeing it. Like I love Sopranos is great, but like I grew up with these dudes. So it's like, but that horse riding Montana shit? All right. That's a new world. Let's just enjoy it. I'm with you. I'm with you.

The name don't slap though, because I think Yellowstone Park. Yeah, the name is a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'll be with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your church announcement shows? Oh, Infamous store.

Callie, we're coming, man. We'll be there this month. I think there's tickets left for Coachella. Right. So Oxnard sold out, uh, Brayas. sold out. I think Coachella and San Jose go check those out. Maybe a few tickets left for Sacramento.

Deirdre Shultz.com for all the rest of the cities. Tour is going through the end of April, man. The door dates are already set. Nothing else added. So if you want to see the infamous tour, you've got to get one of these dates. And yeah, man, we'll see you. Radio City Music Hall. That's going to be fucking wild, man.

Radio City? So, yeah. So check out Deirdre Shultz.com. Go get those tickets before they're gone in the places. Radio City, we are, bro. Say, no, we didn't have for radio city. Good shit.

We're going to cook up some fun stuff for Radio City, man. All right, what do we want to touch on? I thought Kanye's bar to Pete was corny as hell.

I like it. I thought it was corny. I mean, I liked that a little bit. I didn't like it. Yeah, he's showing little balls. You guys choose something.

What happened to Jesus? I like Jesus and I love you. What happened to God? It is, but you weren't even cursing on your records and now all of a sudden you want to beat up Pete Davis. But that's what I'm saying.

It's like, you see, guy who's always nerdy, but he's talented and everybody love him, then, you know, you see the church guy who's played a piano, now he out there, bucking back at the guy, he was like, I didn't respect it. You see the nerdy guy wanted to get a little tough. You don't think that's cool?

I don't believe it. That's why it's cool. It's funny. We don't believe. I don't believe the entertainment. Oh, you don't believe you can take feet? I don't believe that he'll do it. Famous people don't fight. No. He just punched somebody. He paid that motherfucker. Like, yo, by the way.

Everybody believes, like, Jake Paul, What's his faith? Tyra Woodley is rigged. Everybody leaves Logan Paul, Floyd Mathererather's rig. And then Kanye punches a fucking paparazzi. You don't think that's a rig? That's a goddamn mind.

Like, of course. I was shocked that Kanye went on Jason Lee, Sluke J. Salis Leigh and Holly went on Lock. I was shocked that he went on there and admitted it. Because I was like, shit, you admit that shit on me. I'm going back to the scene of the crime and I'm going to lay back down on the ground. I'm trying to right here.

That's going to cost him a couple dollars. But he got it. He got it. You know what I mean? I don't care about that. I just thought the line was corny. You know what I mean? And for me, it's like I think about what he said on drink champs when he said,

he used all the backpackers. Remember he was like, I used all the backpackers. I never really like backpack rap. And then you see him hanging out with like a lot of the street rappers now. He's hanging out with all these guys just to be able to say that line. You know what I mean? But I want all those street rappers to know he's using y'all too. But the difference is the street rappers aren't going to be used.

They're going to keep their hand. And Kanye West pockets because wolves do not make good house pets. And Kanye West will learn that. And you see what happened to 6-9. 6-9 learned that they're hard way. Wolves don't make good house pets. I don't care. You think you're using them for your own.

That's right. You think you're using them for your own personal game. Yeah. No. No. They're coming back for that day. You're going to be doing more concerts. You're going to be on more songs.

Birthday party, Sweet 16. That's right. Oh, you go use you up, baby. That's right. You'll be the two-paced, baby. No, good luck. That's all I can tell you. And I don't even wish people good luck because I don't believe in it.

You know what I mean? Are you going tired of the antics? It seems like you're a little tired of the antics. I've been tired of it. Yeah, I've been tired of it. I don't think it's antics. I mean, anybody who have a baby mom and you got the new boyfriend, you always going through a couple of stabs at him until you finally have a beer and chill out.

But it's okay for Kanye to do this. He's still human. Listen, you're absolutely right. He can do whatever you want. You know what I mean? He's right. He's got to feel his kids. He don't like this.

man right now. He's fucking his wife. Not his girlfriend, not his ex. His ex-wife. It's his ex. No, no. It is his wife, though. It is his ex-it. But it's his wife, though. Once you kiss somebody ate their pussy, he's like, I almost love you forever. He's fucking other girls, too. Ah, man, the fucking girl, but you like, he did all that nasty stuff to her knowing she have a period. Come on, bro.

What? He ate a pussy before. You must be reading out the book of Yeezers, because I didn't even. Like, this just went left for no reason. Like, what, what are you talking about? I just think it's corny. And also, too, it's just like, you know, once again, when you're privy to other information, you know what I mean? Like, we're not on the outside looking in and just seeing what people know on social media.

Like, we talk to these people and we know it's just silly. It's just all silly. And yes, it does get exhausted and, yes, it gets tiresome. And, you know. And Pete ain't worrying about that. I send everybody healing energy. Pete is living his best life. I say, Pete is having a ball.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. BDD is out here. Big. Davidson, okay? Nothing. All right.

We know who the snake is. We know who Eve is. And we know where the snake lies. That snake is hanging. All right. It's hanging off Pete's body, whispering in Eve's ear. Eat the apple.

Eat the goddamn apple. Oh, my. I'm sending everybody healing energy in this situation. Yeah. I like the Jay-Z Meek Mill thing. Did you see that with Jay Z and Meek Miller? They're fighting.

I don't know if they're fighting. I don't know what you actually call it, but they're doing something to where they don't want rappers' lyrics used in court anymore. What's the exact headline? They don't want rappers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It shouldn't be used as evidence.

It should be inadmissible. I, um, what is it? Yeah, Jay Z, Meek, Mill, and Moore push for a law to prevent lyrics from being used in court against rappers to prove guilt. Okay. That's not cool. Here's my thing.

So many other things, family. How about let's tell rappers, number one, let's tell people not to commit crimes. That's number one. Number two, let's tell them not to rap about them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Don't tell on yourself. Like, if I do something and then I get on a record and rap about it, you know, that's an admission of guilt.

I'm incriminating myself. Why wouldn't I use that in court if I'm a lawyer trying to win a case? That's like Jay Zee and Meek Mill telling the courts, like whatever you hear on these cell phones, after they make a drug deal, they can't, don't lock them up for it. It's pretty much kind of the same thing. Like, it's all incriminating. Tell them to stay off the phones like you're supposed to do OGs. Yeah, you got so many other things out here to go after.

You can't make a rule to stop people from being stupid. No, no. You're just dumbed. Like, you killed somebody, and then you're wrapped up, killed somebody, and then you're, and you do it because you know that there's going to be clout attached to it. Yeah. Right? And now all of a sudden you're upset that the police also found sound clout.

Yeah. And then you're going to go to jail. Yeah. I'd like to hear more about the thought process behind this because a lot of it has to even go to the blame of rappers because the thing about rap is like your lyrics are supposed to be real. There was a point in our culture we would shame people but not having real lyrics.

I'm even on record saying I like my gangster rappers to do gangster things. In hindsight, it's the stupidest shit in the world to say and it's the stupidest shit to encourage. But we did. So what happened was you had all these dudes in the street like, oh, these motherfuckers ain't even doing this shit for real. real, we out here really doing it. So let's get on here and talk about our real

lives. And now those are the people getting jammed. I could put a stop to all this immediately. Hold record labels accountable as accessories after the fact. Now, they might not go to jail for it, but there'll be something. And if you

know about a murder, you know about a robbery, you know about all these things that really didn't happen. You said they funded it? No, no, no. Do you just know about it? You got the information. They were recorded at your studio. That's right. You heard the song before everybody. else. You heard it before everybody else. Why didn't you call the police? That's right. Call crime stoppers. What's the fucking dog name?

They're snitching now. You do that? That whole gangster genre is done. But they're snitching out. Game over. So this. Am I going to kill them? Or, well, I'll say this real quick. Just finish. Or you're only allowed to rap about fake shit because if it's fake, you could put it out there. And I'm fine with that. If rappers from day

one always said, this is just entertainment. We're fictional storytellers. None of this is true. Because Let's be clear. Like country music. Like country music. Let's be clear. All them stories ain't happened.

I kicked the line. Maybe they did. But even if they did, they're not acting like it was real. You know what I mean? They're not. It's with it, though. I mean, they are. Country people,

country music, they're like, yeah, I got in a bar fight and did a thing. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Maybe there was some sort of fight or whatever. Johnny Cash talked about clapping somebody, I think. Really? Yeah, this is a Johnny Cash song.

I think I remember him saying. Oh, boy. He talked about clapping somebody. Well, he's probably performing for that motherfucker in that jail. He's singing a song about him But point is if you commit a crime Don't get on a record and rap about it It's totally out of your brain

I think that's not fair When you were younger You wanted your gangster rappers rapping real shit And you say now that's stupid But can the younger generation have there? No, not when they're getting locked up for it No why because the consequences is too much

That's right And it goes back to what I said The generation before us They were entertaining 95% of that shit they was talking about was bullshit It absolutely was. That's why Chris Rock made CB4 back in the day because they knew these dudes was faking.

Like literally 90 for 5% of it was lying. I don't think. I believe it. I'm sure you did. At least 85% of it for sure. But what happened was these real dudes on the sideline saw these people rapping about their life and they decided to jump in the game.

They talked about their real life. They keep saying the same thing over and over and over again. That's right. And now you're rapping no more. And they start and they getting jammed up. Like literally, yo, there's, I'm not going to name some of these people, but there's literally cases where guy

puts, guy pays his man to go kill a rival. And then rap's about the rival getting killed and his man who he paid to kill him. And all of them get picked up by the fat. Like it's literally like that

key and feel sketch. It's literally like the key and peel sketch. There were a lot of rappers. We grew up with that said, oh, they get their inspiration from people around it. They rap about some of stuff going on that the people around them are doing. The kids are doing the same shit? No.

I mean, they are, but some of them are actually doing these crimes. I listen, I believe rap is entertainment. I don't believe people should be jammed up for their rap lyrics. But if you commit a crime... Are you telling you. And then I hear a record and you admit to this crime that you committed, not even on some generic, like, I walk in the club and kill people. I'm talking about this person, killed this person on this block.

While this person was wearing this shirt, you got to go to jail. You're going. Which is happened. Which has happened. Which makes it crazy. How would Meekmill and Jay-Z feel if somebody wrote a song, uh, killing someone they loved? And people want to use that as evidence to put that person in jail.

Would they also keep that same energy? Would they be like, no, we don't use rap. So I think you should lead this one alone. They should leave this one along. In this era? So many other things to help out with. This era, we smoking on such and such. And we smoking on this person.

We smoking on this person. These kids are literally making songs about the people that they're killing. Yeah. Like literally. There was this whole thing coming out of Florida where these guys were like rapping over like pop songs. And these songs are huge. Slap, though.

But allegedly, this is really shit that's going on in the street and the police even know about it. Yeah, one of the young boys took three, three perks or something like that and almost died. And he did it because of the song. You know what I'm saying? He just wanted to be cool. And we asked him like, what the fuck made you do this?

He thought that these motherfuckers really that's doing the songs really popping all these perks and shit and drinking, lean, and all the type of shit. But all that shit same is that thing. I get what you said What you're talking about right now is influence.

I'm talking about actually committing a crime and then going on the record and rapping about that crime. You know why? That was influenced too because they killed that because they've seen

50 seconds shot and then he blew up. Other people killed somebody and then got blew up. Like, oh, damn, that's what I got to do? These people influence these motherfuckers

do dumb shit and they ain't even really do it. Yeah, but it's a difference though. I can't use none of that in court. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying they don't really do it

back in the day. They ain't really do it back in the day, and this guy ain't really smoking lean and taking three perks. He's killing people, and they're taking perks. Yeah, that's all influence. I agree with that. That's all influence. I think this is separate from this, though,

because it's literally, if you incriminate yourself on a record, it can be used in court. It's really just that simple. Because they would do it if you wrote a letter. They would do it if it was a phone tap conversation. You just put music behind this so they don't use it. That's right. Don't do that, man.

Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. So Eric R. Tinnick wants to know what are you still trying to prove to yourself or others? What am I still trying to prove to myself or others? I'm not trying to prove nothing to nobody else at all. Like zero, that's always been a problem. That's always been, you know, a problem growing up. Yeah, the problem growing up is you always want to prove some other people. At this point in my life, I ain't trying to prove nothing to nobody at all.

What am I trying to prove to myself? Hmm. That's a good one. that's an interesting question. I guess I'm still living it, you know? Yeah. Because, you know, you're 43, you're a father, you know, you're a husband, and, you know, you're living out your wildest dream.

So you just want to prove to yourself that you're everything you always thought you were. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's all. I just want to continue to prove to myself that I'm everything I've always believed myself to be. Everything I've always envisioned myself to be I'm doing. And I just want to continue to do it on a high level. Yeah, I want to tell myself it's not as bad as it seems.

It's not as good as it is. So, that's keeping me balance and keep going. My daddy always says that. I always take that from you. My daddy always said that. You're never as good as they say you are. You're never as bad as they say you are. Prove to myself or others.

You've been looking in the mirror a lot lately. What the fuck is going on, man? You're trying to prove something you said. You've been looking in the mirror a lot. I got to prove something. Like, like, a lot. I can't believe it is. It's like, I feel so sexy.

And then I look in the mirror and I'll be like, yeah. I was right. You know what I mean? I'm what I'm saying? You not what I'm saying? I just got a new haircut. I'm trying to. Try to make my question.

Yeah, we got this. I didn't get enough confidence. Oh, I still got hair on my head. Motherfuckers ain't walking by like, yo, nice cut. Yeah, exactly. Fuck, they don't see what I see? They don't see that I see. But that is a good question.

What do you prove to yourself? I don't know. Yeah. Prove to yourself. I mean, I could be wrong, but I think that I think the same might apply to you. I think you're proving to yourself that you were right. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way.

But yeah, because it's like, it's satisfying. In order for us to do these things, we need to believe in ourselves. Yes. So it's like a, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's a better way to put it, because it's not like I don't believe in myself and I'm like, let me try to, is I believe in myself and now I'm proving that I was right. Yes, yes. Every step, too, because you don't know how far God actually going to take this, but where are we at right now? We made one step into this.

You already start winning, man. Yeah, I told you. I said it last year. I was like, yo, you know, you've been watching, you've been watching all of us on this journey for so long, but just imagine where we'll be in 10 years. And so for me, that's my thing. Like, it's constantly proving that, you know, we are who we've always said we are and we are who we believed ourselves to be.

Yeah. And we keep proving ourselves right. Because we're going to always have daughters. Like, that's what the world is. They're there. They're there for a reason. There's nobody. By the way, you show me who gets positive reinforcement.

Yeah. Other than from their people. Yeah. It's always be somebody telling you, you ain't shit, you ain't shit. You need that. You can't do this. You're not this. You're not that.

Like, damn, okay. You don't want no. You'll fall asleep. You don't want no smooth road to your fall asleep. That's interesting. You need some turns, you need some bumps.

Keep you on your toes. Keep on your shit, man. I don't want nothing smooth. I don't care if you love me too much. My girl coming out of my girl love me too much. Fuck that. What happened? No, I want all that love.

Fuck all that. I get it, but, eh, right. I was talking about that because, you know, I was saying 2022 is the year of boundaries, right? Meaning, like, you know, you really got to set your boundaries in order to find peace. Like, I think sometimes we accept too much from people. Like you know somebody ain't good for you

You know what I mean? You know he's not much of crack Things not good for you Yeah Yeah yeah yeah But we still accept them for whatever reason Because out of habit or because we feel like we should It's like no

Set your boundaries And be unapologetic About setting your boundaries Because I'm at the point in my life Where if I don't trust you Or if I don't feel safe around you Can't be in my life You know what I mean?

I got to trust you I got to feel safe Fuck comfortable We use that word a lot But the devil can make us comfortable That's his job That's his job Interesting, walking asleep

Yeah, the worst thing When people trying to get you They want to make you comfortable You know what I mean That's why I'm like, talk to you for a second over here You know You come here for a second I want to holler at you

Yeah They're trying to make themselves feel comfortable So they can do what they do to you It's like nah, fuck all that I don't want to feel comfortable I want to feel safe Yeah Trust it

I want to trust you and I want to feel safe If I don't trust you and I don't feel safe, no. You hear him TSA? Like one in the background. Whoa. What? They'll say, I want to feel that my boyfriend. We'll find are you right here.

They are. You want to fly, you will go home. That's right. You want to fly. Give us another one, Taylor. You want to fly? For Lexon. I can't wait to be with that.

I'm going to say it like that. If you had the option to mechanically enhance your body, what would you do? If I do what now? If you had the option to mechanically enhance your body, what would you do? Mechanically. How can you mechanically enhance the body? They make your feet bigger, make your hands bigger.

I would think there's something. Like girls do? I'm thinking he was saying like in a way like a metal arm or something and have it do something. That's what I was thinking. I would take an adamantium skeleton. I'll take that. I mean, we mechanically enhance our body all the time. Like this phone is mechanically enhancing our mind.

Like it keeps all the information that we need. It allows us to remember everything. Is it really mechanically enhancing our mind, though? Okay. Let me take that back. It's not enhancing it, but it's replacing it in a better way. It's got all the answers, all the information. That used to be in our brain.

Is it better? Is it better? It used to be smarter, bro. It is a better version of storing information than just remembering it. Okay. You know, we understand everything in our phone those shows. We know everything in our phone. No, I know.

Listen. Okay, so there's two, there's two discussions here. Like, one is more philisphils. Like is this hurting us or is this helping us and then the other one is just like as like a data storage system It's really efficient like as a data storage is a hundred percent Just like looking in there like you haven't spoke some of two years you type the name But then we go does this reduce our overall happiness which I think a hundred percent So it's like finding that balance I think our cognitive distance too though I really do I think our cognitive thinking skills everything I really do

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because even when you have conversations with kids and I'd be like let me look it up Back in the day man we used to let this shit I love that. I love that. Why do I have to go on the phone to get misinformation? Yeah. We've been putting out misinformation on very idiots for years. Mark, quick.

Mark, quit. Mark says something funny when we were talking about misinformation, and it's like, why are you assuming it's gender? Yeah. Yeah. Why can't it be misinformation? You know what I mean? Oh, my God.

That's a good one, Mark. You know what I'm a good one. I hope he's saying that'll be wrong. Like, yeah. Why women always got to be wrong. You know what I mean? Why Eve always out here. That's the slapper.

That's the slapper. Give us another one. Well, I don't know if y'all discussed it before. Did y'all watch Spider-Man? I didn't want to know how did y'all feel about it. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about it, man. Like, did y'all watch Spider-Man?

I never saw it. Yo, first of all, that movie is phenomenal. Tom Holland is phenomenal. Zendaya is phenomenal. Yes. The fat Hawaiian kid is great. Who did this? Who keep doing this?

That's Spider-Man. All right. Yeah. Because I just keep seeing this everywhere. Whoa. One day in Atlanta, bro. One day in Atlanta, he got guys sitting on them. He was there too.

He keeps seeing this everywhere. But what angle do you see? Yeah. They just see it. What the fuck? Spider-Man. Yeah. You didn't like it.

It was cool. I thought it was so good. But all of that best Marvel movie of all time, everybody relax. I thought it was, you know, what's weird is I don't even rank the Spider-Man movies with the Marvel movies. Like, Spider-Man, to me, is his own franchise. Great trilogy. Yeah, it's just like, I thought it was great. And it was one of those things were like, I want to see more of it.

I think people got more excited over the cameos. Which were great. And they have to make a decision to make those cameos. And they have to find a way to make them make sense. Like, they just have done a phenomenal job. I didn't love the story. Really? I didn't love the story.

Why? I just thought it was like more, uh, more hyped than actual, like, great storytelling. But what about? I enjoyed it, though. Yeah, yeah. I thought I enjoyed the movie, but I, I enjoyed it for the Dead Devil cameo and seeing Toby McGuire come out and Andrew Goughfield. And actually, I didn't really like them just stepping out of the portals like that.

That was lazy. That was almost, almost as bad as DC introducing the Justice League in the East. email. I'm like, can I get a little bit something else other than fucking Andrew Garfield just stepping out of a portal because Ned learned magic for the first time? Toby stepping out of a portal because Ed learned magic. Ned learned magic for the first time. You know what I got you? Like so you could have introduced them in a more clever way. I think that's fine. I just thought that it was interesting like the way that they played off of the different Spider-Man, the way that they closed up certain storylines that we need a little bit of closure with. And like the way that

they portray Spider-Man, I think it's so interesting where he's just this regular dude that's trying to do what's right. Like, the dude ain't even rich. Like, he's really just a regular-ass dude from Queens, trying to save the people from his neighborhood even. Like, he's not even going to Manhattan. It's your friendly neighborhood.

He comes to Manhattan when he wants to swing from shit. Right? Like, big buildings. I just, I love that idea. Like, you're there for the neighborhood. You are there to help your people. The street level, Spider-Man is going to be awesome moving forward. Like, when it's, because, you know, now he's just back Spider-Man.

Like, you know, it's not the Iron Spider with the Tony Stark suit. You know, people don't know. I thought they left him the suit or something. No, people don't know him. Oh, God, I'm sorry. I thought you're talking about...

They just know him in Spider-Man. He don't have access to the Stark technology and all of that stuff. Holy shit. So now it's going to be back in the States. I just got goosebumps. They just know him as Spider-Man.

They don't know him as Peter Parker. So he's like reintroducing himself all over again. It's going to be interesting. But what a beautiful sacrifice. Clark. Like, I just thought that was awesome. Like, there's something so selfless about that character. We love that character.

It's always put in these positions where it's always the people first. And I understand that's what a hero is. But like he embodies that shit. And I know it's so silly to talk about a cartoon like this, but maybe in the same way we talk about these like Bible stories is like, sometimes the stories mean more than the actual characters in Spider-Man. It's like, what is the right thing to do in that situation? He saved his fucking friends.

It's one line. He saved their dream, man. With great power comes with great responsibility. That's literally all it summed up. Only thing I didn't like, they gave credit to him learning that in the movie, I feel like they gave credit to Aunt May, kind of. Oh, because yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When the reality is, you watch Tony Stark die, Spider-Man.

You watch Tony Stark sacrifice himself. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, no, yeah, all you had to do is give up people knowing you. Yeah. And you didn't, you know what I mean? That's it. You just had to give up people knowing you.

You know, animinity. Is that the right word? Anonymity. Anonymity. And his future, though, because he was going to go to... Tony Stark died, Alex. He died. No more pepper pods.

They can bring it back. No more daughter. They can bring it back easy. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. That's true. I enjoyed it. I just think that everybody was jumping out the window.

Like, this is the best Marvel movie ever. Greatest Marvel movie of all time. Why do y'all do that? Stop. Keep this in mind. For two years, we haven't seen a great movie of a movie. That's all it is. Right. And I don't, and I think that that played into it. It's like, yo, having that communal experience, watching something that should be seen on a big screen.

That's right. And let's be honest, Marvel, for the most part, is phenomenal at story. They create great stories. We're into. We're exciting. Great effects. And they hire awesome actors. Like, say what you want. I get pissed off that all these motherfuckers are from England. Like, I want my Spider-Man to be from New York. Right? But like, that kid is a star. You know why I haven't watched Eternals yet? Eternals? Eternals. Oh, oh, yeah. I haven't watched Eternals because it's got too many high-profile stars. Yeah. Harry Styles, Angelina Jolie.

That's not the way I like my Marvel movies. Interesting. You know what I mean? I didn't know Chris Hemsworth was a dream until I saw Thor. You know what I'm saying? I didn't really recognize Chris Evans like that. Did you? No.

I mean, I knew Robert Donnie Jr., of course. But even him was coming back from... But you know the difference? We fucks. we fuck with these characters so hard when they're the famous ones. I don't know what the fuck Eternals is. I'm not a big Marvel head. So you need to bring some real heat with the actors to get a guy like me into

Eternals and I still am not into it. I never fucked with Paul Rudd. No, no. Paul Rudd is a guaranteed smash. No, no, no, no. Let me explain something about Paul Rudd hasn't missed. His career is nonstop bangers no matter what the fuck it is. When they put Paul Rudd in there, my first reaction was like,

Paul Rudd, then I was like, oh yeah, Paul Rudd number misses. It don't matter with Paul. He was perfect for Ant Man. He bought you to the theater. He could be Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just Paul Rudd don't play. Yeah, he bodied Ant Man.

So like, like, literally they made Ant Man as a throwaway, at least in my mind. I was like, oh, they just need to introduce the character. It is what it is. That shit came out. A phenomenal movie. And then he stole a few scenes in Avengers. A few. Ant Man is the man in game.

Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd. The man in the game. What is a good Marvel movie? Like, what's one of your worst ones, y'all think? The worst MCU. I don't have them. Captain America, first one was trash.

Nah, it wasn't trash. Garbage. It wasn't trash. It was cool. It wasn't trash. It's the worst one in the trilogy. There we go. But it wasn't, it wasn't trash.

What's the bad? But what makes it trash? What's your definition is trash? Which one? Black Widow. Black Widow, yeah, Black Widow. I mean, Black Widow is about on the level of first Captain America to me. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Which is one of the worst one. She's born, like he's born. You know what I mean? Like what does she do? You should see Eternals though. Eternal's right. That's good.

I'm gonna watch it. I just, you know, all those stars turn me off. I'm like, ah, Harry Styles. Yeah. You know what I mean? Don't get me wrong. I love One Direction. Best song ever is one of my favorite songs ever.

No, One Direction goes. Steal my girl. That's on Star. You know, it's like, uh, you know, it's like, uh, I'm gonna watch it, though. Changi was cool. It was okay. I try. I gave Shang Chi a shot because my boy Ronnie Chang is in it.

And Ronnie was great, but, uh... I don't know who Ronnie Chang is. I watched it because Aquafina. I mean, I would have watched it anyway. And Aquafina. I literally gave it a shot to them. I did enjoy Shenghi. I enjoyed it.

You know what it was? I'm just not familiar with the character like that. Yeah. And even when I look up in my goddamn Marvel encyclopedia, and Shang Chishie's got like a quarter of a page, you know what I mean? So it's kind of like they took something and tried to make it more than what it is, which is great because that's what Marvel does. Yeah.

You know? So, I mean, I enjoyed it. It was a good movie. But, yeah, to your point, this was the first, Spider-Man, was it, No Way Home? Yeah. Bidaman No way home was the first like marble banger that we've seen in a minute in a couple of years. And it felt good.

It felt good. It felt really good. Like, yeah. You know, I wanted to talk about real quick before we get out of here, the NLEC chopper shit. Oh, the little fight thing? And the reason I want to talk about the NLE chopper shit is because even more so than just people,

it's scary nowadays, what people will do for cloud and attention. We really live in a world that's really, just about perspective. Remember back in the day they would say, believe half of what you hear. No, believe half of what you see,

none of what you hear. And there's one more. It can't be. Yeah, believe, believe none of what you hear. Half of what you see. Half of what you see. Yeah. Yo, that's literally, like,

we really have to take that to heart in 2020, 2020. You should believe nothing of what you hear. Like, I'm not even joking. You should believe none of what you hear. You hear it. You listen. That's it. No, I'm just saying you listen.

You're right because if a girl you might hear a girl moaning or stuff like that, she might either plan with herself or getting smashed. Either one. But you listen, right? But you might be wrong. But don't internalize the information is what I'm saying. Until you've actually done a lot more research on your own and now you know, right? And you really got to believe half of what you see.

Because this dude got on video and was like, I just knocked NLE chopper. It's a woman in the background co-signing it. He just knocked out that. And then you actually see the other angle of the video. It's none of that. Like literally, none of that. He looked like he dropped him. No.

He looked like he dropped him in the video. I didn't see that at all. I saw him. He slipped. He slipped. He had slides on. But that's what you're doing from being out there by yourself with your toes out. No.

There's a reason why I put Tim's on because at any time you're ready. He was sitting at any time, especially these days right now, somebody going to come get you is look what happened you ain't think you's going to get somebody going to fuck with you that day you have slides on and shit my point is they can manipulate us so many different ways the internet can manipulate you manipulate us so many different ways and it's just like everything is about perspective like you're a fool if you just jump to a conclusion based off the first thing you see nowadays yeah literally you're a fool if you jump to a conclusion based off what you hear but you're really a fool that's why even when you know we do these topics

you know, on the podcast or on the radio, I always say, let's do them for shits and giggles because we really don't know. Like that whole story about, oh, Travis Scott called Kanye Westover to the house. I don't know if it's true or not. I don't believe that. I don't believe, you really believe Travis.

Yeah. Who's been accused of inciting rights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would call this guy over who may cause mad commotion without running it by the family? He might have. He might have.

He might have. Why do y'all think that? Man and man. He probably knows his kids. He probably knows he's going through. Because you don't know where Travis is his. You don't think it's possible. Yeah.

Like the party was at capacity and he just wanted more people in there. Oh, my God. This guy. Listen. This guy. This guy. This guy. This guy.

He's one of the greatest comedians walking the face of the earth. All right. How do you want it? Stand up podcast. Right. Written word. What do you want? What do you want, man?

Just guy. He even did good at his. What his speech? Hey, what the fuck? Who does that? As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think you're intelligent,

you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right to. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening.