The Brilliant Idiots - Spoon Goon

Episode Date: March 4, 2021

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Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Schultz was happening. Telling, bro. How are you? I'm blessed black and highly favored, man. Same, man. Wax is here. Let's get right to it.

What did you see this week? Shost that made you say positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. I'm going to tell you what I saw was brilliant was a comment on YouTube where somebody said, Um, Charlemagne asked Schultz that question every week and Schultz acts like,

Shultz acts like he don't know. Shost was like, positively Brent, I don't know. That's a good question. He don't know I'm going to ask. You know, you know,

it's absolutely true. Is every week I tell myself after we record, you know, next week I'm going to have something for positively brilliant. And then, then brilliant is,

comes around. I'm like Taylor when we ask her to do her job, bro. I'm stalling. Excuse me. I'm doing absolutely nothing. Who knows anything. So honestly, what is positively brilliant this week? I got nothing for you, bro. I'm going to tell you what I saw. I don't know if it's positively brilliant. I don't know where this lands, but I thought it was hilarious. I still think it's because it's happening right now. TikTok trying to cancel Eminem. I think it's funny as fuck when kids go back to errors that they shouldn't even be playing around in that box show. Get out of there. If you was talking to a child, you're like,

yo, don't go in that 90s box show. What happened? They're just playing old M&M lyrics and doing what outrage culture does, trying to build a case against M&M. But I'm going to tell you why that will never work. That's M&M's whole stick. Yeah, it's tricky, man, because if you, You go back and listen to some M&M songs or even like some skits or the...

Wild boy. Brilliant idiots. Old brilliantians. Had nothing on old old M&M. Eminem was one of the wildest people in history, bro. Eminem is the reason that we thought we could get away with that type of shit. Yeah. It's his fault.

Blame it on him. For real, though. Because think about it. In the era we grew up when there's a bar. Yeah. Right? Like, there's a bar in the era that we grew up in. So if you're growing up in entertainment, you're a performer, you're a rap,

you're a rapper, comedian, radio personality, what it is. If your bars are the Howard Stearns and the stars and the M&Ms and Wendy Williams, all of these people that you hear them saying this wild shit, what are you supposed to do? Yeah, yeah. Even bigie lyrics is wild. Oh, come on. It is crazy. It's absolutely crazy.

I mean, it's crazy, but the funny part is just listening to kids be upset. You're not going to build a case against. Eminem. You know why? Because all the people who have the power, I guess, to cancel, whatever the fuck that means, they grew up loving Eminem too. They was one of the biggest stars in the world

at one point the biggest star. My name is, that song would retarded. Yes, he was everybody's guilty pleasure. Yeah. I never was a fan. I never was like a, I respected him as a lyricist, but I never was a diehard Eminem fan, but he has a lot of diehard fans. I was a fan. I was a fan. bro. Really? I felt

heard. Really? Yeah. I felt heard. He didn't relate. I mean, he was a white dude from the Midwest. Yeah. You relate to him? How did you relate to him as a white New York at the time, I would say, more liberal? Right? Not saying you're conservative. Now, I'm just saying you had a lot more liberal values back then, I would think.

I don't think my values changed at all. Really? Yeah. Not in the least. What's changed? What values? I don't know. I mean, that's a good point. Because I know for a fact, I got more conservative values. Just because I'm from the South,

there's things that I like that I know lean a little bit more, a little bit more conservative. I was teasing about feeling hurt from Eminem. I just thought he was a wild fucking boy. But in terms of values, yeah, none of my values have changed at all.

It's just what has become important parts of like national discourse has changed. And what's crazy is we should be able to have a conversation about that without it being an issue. It's not the, it's not the case. And by the way, You don't think sometimes Crips see something really nice and red.

And they go, that'd be cool. Like, I like those Gucci flip-lops. I'm not as though he can't see that. You don't think a Crips sees a dope Versace shirt that might got some red in it. And he's like, you know, I'm blue mostly. But sometimes I like fucking with the red. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, to that point, though, as you get older, it's just about what you pick and choose to give energy to.

That's all. Yeah. I guess my point with the whole thing about. like how you identify politically is like it's so stupid to think that you believe only the things that your party believes. Like if you're a reasonable, that's why I don't like the term centrist, right? Because I'm not, I don't, I'm not in the center. I am left with these things, right with these things. You know what I'm saying? And then my overall probably is in the center of you average it all out. But I don't hear every issue and go, yeah, both sides make sense.

but I think that's what makes you a citrus though right because you're not on either side I think what they mean center is it's like you are in the middle like you could go either way the problem with the left and right thing is people on the left refuse to hear what the right is saying people on the right refuse to hear what the left is saying I think the middle is the center is the best place to be because you got both ears open yeah but it's also pussy because it's like you don't have a stance on it so it's like I have a strong stance on all these different issues. Sometimes my stance is left. Sometimes my stance is right. I have a strong stand. That doesn't mean that I'm not willing to listen to your stance is right. And I'm not willing to

listen to your stances left as well, but I still feel certain ways about things. You know what I mean? This idea that these people are just in the middle and they don't sway in either way. I don't think that's a lie. Come on, bro. Come on. I think that's actually the best place to be. Because once again, like, you know, the 48 laws of power always says, you know, do not commit to anyone. They were like fools rush to pick sides. You know what I mean? And to me, it's not about a side. It's just simply about what I personally believe is right or wrong in that situation.

A lot of times it's due to my own self-interest. Other times it's due to how can this benefit the whole of us. If I hear an idea that I may not necessarily agree with, but I know that it's going to benefit a mass majority of people, I'm probably going to ride with the idea that benefits the mass majority of people. Right. And I think the middle, most of the time,

is the best place to be. That's the whole problem with the world right now, though, right? Because everything's not right or wrong. Everything's not good or bad. Right? Everything's not Republican, Democrat. Some things are just in that gray area that's in that middle.

And if you keep your mind open and be objective, man, you can really learn from every fucking body. You got points and everything. 100%. Are there? Yes, there's tons in the gray. I did a whole special for Netflix about the gray and how people are reasonable and 100%. I just don't like the idea of a cent centrist because I think it like it neuters you by its definition.

You can be like there's that Chris Rock joke. Like he's like, I'm conservative about this thing. I'm liberal about that thing. Remember that joke? When it comes to prostitution, liberal. When it comes to what was the other one? I forgot what it was I forgot what the other one was

I don't remember what the other one was but it's just like what are you then by the way do you have to be anything you don't and that's the problem now it's like you can't even agree like if the president says vanilla ice cream's delicious and you go no no Trump is right about that

it's like oh this guy out here supporting Trump like sometimes he's gonna say some things you agree with yeah sometimes you get there if some things are funny sometimes your worst enemy is going to have something in common with you

And you agreeing with them on that thing doesn't mean you endorse everything they say. Yeah, we just got to stop saying stupid shit like a broken clock is right twice a day. That's literally one of the dumbest things in the world to say when it comes to people's ideas, right? Because no, motherfucker, a broken clock's not right twice a day. A broken clock is just broke.

It's just broke. You know what I'm saying? To me, when you got a broke clock, if you got a broke clock on the wall, right? And it's just sitting there, You probably can't afford a new one. So you're just trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Well, it's 6.30 in the morning.

Well, it's 6.30 at night. But that's the only time you look at that clock, you're right. You're right. But the clock is still broken. I hear what you're saying. You need a whole new clock. That's all I'm saying. Everybody's ideas aren't great because some people,

because think about it, the broke clock's only right twice a day. What about the other 22 motherfucking hours? Is that what you really want? That's the pros and cons and things, though. That's the pros and cons. I would rather 50-50 as opposed to 22, whatever the fuck that is, 20-80. You know what I mean? Like, I got, if I'm dealing with you on any level other than business,

because I'll take 20% of a billion-dollar company all day long. But other than anything else, it's like it got to be a 50-50. If not, it's like, what are we doing? Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Like, it's because you got two good ideas. Don't mean you're a genius. Yeah.

The rest of your shit might be disruptive as fuck. The rest of your shit might cause the fucking end of the way. They're robbing the bank. Yeah, we're going to get money. We're going to look good after, but what you got to do it again. You robbed the fucking bang. That's so, that's so interesting, though, because, like, if you hit, if you bat 300 in baseball, you're an all-star and you're going to go to the Hall of Fame, that means you just,

the clock was right three times a day. Out of how much, though? How many times, how many that batch do you get? a game you're saying Oh yeah, or two out of season How many outbats did you get? Well, you're basically

hitting and getting on base 30%. 30%. So three out of every 10 if you get on base three out of every 10 you're a genius. So what is the level

What is the level for genius, bro? What do you say? Three out of ten is fucking I can do better than that. And that's crazy looking basketball, that's shitty as fuck. That's out of the league. You're out the league for three out of ten.

That's not even a D league. Exactly. So it really depends when it comes to, like, genius. There are certain things that we tolerate more failure and certain things we tolerate almost none. You know, in order to be a genius free throw shooter, you got to shoot nine out of ten. Nine out of ten got to go in. In order to be a genius investor, you probably got to get one out of ten. In order to be a genius TV producer, you probably need one out of ten. Yeah, that is true, right? Yeah, that's true, especially with the investments in the TV. Because I mean, shit, nobody even notices your failures if you get one sign failed.

Bro. You know what I'm saying? They think you're a genius. Yeah, nobody notices anything else you do if you were the guy that created Apple. You know what I mean? Like, when you create something that changes the world, nobody gives a fuck about what you do afterwards. Which is a gift and a curse, right? Because you set a bar too high for yourself.

I was talking about that this morning with Matthew Noles saying he wants to leave the music industry. Who's that? when you give the world Destiny's child and Beyonce comes from that if you don't get another Destiny's child of Beyonce what else is they to do?

Get out the way. Who's Matthew knows? Beyonce's daddy. Oh. Yeah. Was he still trying to make music? I guess. I guess he still had artists

and stuff like that but guess what? Nobody cared because they have to be on that level. They have to be on the caliber of a Destiny's child, one of the biggest R&B groups of all time, one of the biggest girl groups of all time, period.

They got to be on the level of a Beyonce. It's just like, I'm sure Joe Jackson probably tried to do music after the Jackson five. Waste of time. Waste of time. Who gave a fuck? You don't water yourself down. Yeah, I mean, he tried. That's what I think Floyd doing right now.

We're trying to fight this guy. He's about to water himself down. That dude going to whip his ass, bro. Who? Floyd going to get his ass with, but I do. What dude? Floyd, Floyd ain't supposed to be fighting somebody? Yeah.

Logan Paul? Jake Paul. All right. He's a different weight class, like I said. Man, stop. All right. I would love to see that. Stop.

I'm just saying that'd be easy. You think Logan Paul is going to beat Floyd Mayweather? If he do, he watered himself down. Get out the way. Is this one of them times we just creating content for the podcast? This is wax really serious. Like, you're really serious? You know, Andrew, do you think that this guy, I think he hit hard and Floyd?

Floyd never knocked anybody out. Yeah, but Floyd knows how to touch him. Yeah, exactly. If he do, I think he's going to hit him hard. I think Floyd is not used to getting hurt. I'm hit, first off. And Floyd never knocked anybody out. Did I seen that he actually put him out?

Floyd's knocked out people. He has? Yeah, Floyd's knocked out people. I say a lot of tapping. He wins with points. I like Floyd game because he knows how to box. He got the skill of boxing down, but fighting somebody who's a dog who want to come fuck you up,

I think you put yourself in something, bro. Do you know why nobody ever hit Floyd? I understand. It's hard to hit this guy. But if he get hit up and do put him in a bad situation, I think he's going to win. Do you think he will, though? That's the point.

I think Floyd might lose it because of different weight class. What are you saying? I was going to see. I would love to see it. Wax. Let me hear. I know Logan. Okay.

I'm not saying he's a close friend, but he's a colleague. You've been on his podcast. He watched the Super Bowl at my house out here in Miami. We do each other's a podcast. He's a very sweet guy. I've told him to his face that Floyd Mayweather is going to demolish him. Okay.

Listen, that's cool. And there's no chance. It's no chance. Wax, wax, wax. Wax. What is? The weight. class makes him so much slower than Floyd.

Go ahead. Here's the thing. What is Floyd the best at? What is he known as the best step? Defense. Greatest defensive fighter of all time. It's not even close. I think Floyd could...

I think if I shoot at Floyd once, he could move out the way. At least one bullet. At least one bullet. Now, at least one. At least one. What do you think that Logan has offensively that Floyd hasn't seen from the best fighters in history? In the world.

That makes him slower. That makes him slower. don't make it more power. And if he gets you in a situation, he's going to be in trouble. He's way slower than Floyd. Floyd's conditioning is still better. I would love to see that.

Make sure we all watching this fight. I would love to see this one. So Floyd Mayweather fought, Floyd Mayweather fought a guy named Canelo Alvarez. Made him embarrassed him. Embarrassed him. Canoe Alvarez could not touch him.

And Canoe Alvarez is super fast, has gray head moving. Cano Alvarez is fighting guys right now that way 100s. 68 pounds. That means they probably walk around around 190 pounds, okay? Logan Paul probably weighs 190, something like that, maybe a little bit more, but he's muscular. How much in Floyd Way?

By the way, that night, that night of Canello Mayweather, they said Conello, he weighed in at like 160 something, but they said on fight night, he might have been like 180. Yeah. They said he might have been like 180, 185, 24th floor. And by the way, Conello's the best pound for pound boxer in boxing right now. When? I know. right now how much Floyd weight?

Or are you going to... I bet you right now Floyd's walking around at 153 or something like that. I doubt that much. I doubt that much. 149. But still around that area. We're talking about around his fighting weight.

Okay. Yo, he made... When I say he embarrassed Canelo so bad. And this is Floyd was old. Conello was super young, like early 20s. He made Canello miss so bad one time that Conno hit the top rope. I remember that. Listen, I'm not taking nothing from Floyd.

I just saying, staying your weight class, you'll stay there. You'll be okay. Just like Robertson. He fucked his whole shit up. You're comparing Floyd Mayweather to Nate Robinson? I'm just saying about fucking your whole shit up because you're talking about the nose guy.

You're comparing Floyd Mayweather than Nate Robinson. I'm not. We're really talking about nose. Floyd Mayweather in his sleep. In his sleep could dodge a punch. I'm talking about you could walk in Floyd's room and go boom and sweep. He'd move out of the way. I get what you saying.

But ain't we talking about the guy knows? He's over here doing it. He's trying to do something else. So I'm talking about Robbins and he's shit to boxing. He was dunking on people. That whose wax must be some good shit. It is some good shit. That whose wax weed must be some good shit.

It's amazing. You should go try it. I have not heard. I have not, when I say I have not heard one person, I'm talking about one human being on this planet. Say Logan Paul is going to beat Floyd Mayweather. Mike Tyson told Logan Paul, you don't stand a fucking chance. Boxing is a science, bro. It is.

It is. It's just a different. It's like football. It's like football. It's just like. football. It's all about angles and stuff. Who gets you there better? Wax.

Go ahead. Logan Paul doesn't even believe that he's going to beat Floyd. It's a payday. It's a payday. You know, every person. I'm looking at, I'm looking at size. He's going to beat Floyd man. Are you basing him off the other one?

No, I'm hell. No, I'm not facing them off fucking the other guy. Logan Paul is going to be huffing and puffing by the third or fourth round. And by the way, he's not going to touch him for the third or the first three, four round. Let's see. I would love to see this. By the fourth round, he's going to be huffing and puffing and and you're going to see Floyd picking this man apart badly.

And Floyd don't even got to hit hard. It's just going to be the repetition of pap-p-ha-p-pap-pap-a-pap-a-pap. Are you talking about because he's older now? No, it's not that he's older at all. I'm looking at weight class. I've seen some dudes who can fucking do karate who are like, yo, he's going to whip his ass. And the other dude was just bigger.

And them little how-ah-rah-wah shit's ain't in your fucking work. He knocked his ass to fuck out. Go to sleep, big. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. He's saying go to sleep. Go to sleep. I love that.

How much is Logan weigh? Probably 200. Oh, my God. He's going to get hurt. But here's a thing. He weighs 200. I'm talking through experience. But he weighs 200, but he's bulked up to 200.

He's not lean 200. Oh, my God, he's going to get hurt. He's put it on weight to be muscular at 200 pounds. If he was a pure boxer, he probably walker, he probably fight at 175 if he was going to be like a pure boxer. He's my height. He's about 6'2. And how many how many fights does he had? Two?

Yeah, I think two, two fights. Listen, I'm with you. Are you serious? I will be honest with you though. I will be honest with you though. I've heard from people that his brother Jake could fight for real. And I've heard from people I respect, guys who are in boxing. We've seen Jake.

Yeah, but we saw him fight against Nate Robinson. Nate Ryap Robinson can't fight for shit. But I've heard from dudes that are like in the gym, like seeing him spar, like work with him. They say that they're like, yeah, the kid can fight. Floyd, right? No, that's Logan. Logan is brother. Listen, Jake is probably a good amateur fighter, but I saw him on World Style yesterday, you know, trying to call out Conno Alvarez.

It's like, relax, buddy. Like, relax. Real talk. Jake is saving boxing. No bullshit. I mean, there's 100% without Jake creating all this controversy in boxing. who the fuck will we care about in terms of boxing? Well, the reason I can't give him that yet is because he hasn't fought no boxers.

You know what I mean? Like I got to see Jake fight a boxer, right? His weight class. And I got to see it because the only interest I see him generating from other boxing fans is the fact that he's a cocky kid who people want to see him get fucked up, which is always the thing. Reminds me of somebody else who did pretty well in boxing. Floyd Money Mayweather.

There we go. Floyd Moneymeyweather did that after he got to a certain point, and he was really good. Really skilled. He had beat a bunch of boxes. Bernard Hopkins played the villain his whole career. I'm not saying that Jake is as good as these professional boxers. Obviously, professional boxes are going to whoop his ass. But he's undeniably creating interest in a sport that was devoid of interest.

The only interesting people that were in boxing were Tyson Fury and Deonté Wilder. Deonti Wilder, I think got concussed to the sport. the point where he don't even remember history correctly. And Tyson Fury is just fighting English dudes in England. Like, nobody else is holding up the boxing game. Manny Packyall is still giggling. You don't know what the fuck this guy saying? You know what I mean?

What's his face? Oscar De La Jolla. I'm going out with you. I don't think. And I couldn't. He and Fallon Fox are probably going out on the weekends. Who? Fallon Fox.

That girl you were talking about earlier. Oh, there was times, there was a time when boxing was the biggest sport in America, right? Yeah. But I think around the 80s, 90s, 2000s for the most part, except for like one fighter, which is probably Mike Tyson, boxing was for the

casual fan. I mean, for the, for the diehards. It wasn't for the casual fans. No, we were, dude, the Oscar Dale Oia era boxing was massive. The Floyd Mayweather era boxing was massive. Like, there are big guys. Floyd bought in casuals. I don't think Dale Hoyer bought in casuals, bro. Everybody who did, oh,

Dale La Jolla was the first to bring in the casuals. the biggest paper view numbers in history. Yeah. And he was the first one, not the first, but one of the first to bring in women. Women saw him. He was a good looking guy. And they went fucking crazy. They pull up to the fights. But you also got to remember, once boxing started doing them 24-7 documentaries, that changed the game. Because it was like looking at reality shows. But we didn't watch all of them. We watched. We watched, we watch Maine We Watch now, but I'm a boxing guy. I love boxing. So I watch all that shit. I'm just saying, like, the sport was popping. And then the, the,

The finance return was huge. Like these boxers were making tons of fucking money. They still are, though. We lost the personalities, man. Once the personalities go, I mean, Canello could be the most entertaining person in the world. We just can't understand the fuck he's saying. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like the ultimate warrior.

He's like Bill Goldberg or the ultimate war. And even though he's Spanish so we don't understand him, but he still has like that, that the personality. You know what I'm saying? Now, I'm not going to lie. When they translate his shit, his shit soundfire. Sounds fire, right? Sounds fire. Like the shit he said about Jake Paul yesterday, I don't know if he really said it.

But the shit he said was like, yo, I don't respect him. He's a sucker. He's ruining the sport, yada, yada, yada. I'm like, oh, shit. You say he helping this sport. I think he's just fucking it up. I think somebody needs to go in there and fuck him up and sit his ass down. Well, the fact that we're talking about boxing right now, which we rarely do outside of like a Mayweather.

We always talk about boxing. Nah, it's got to be a Mayweather fight. It's got to be a Tyson Fury fight. Lennox Lewis, yeah. It's got to be Ben Lennox Lewis, bro. Lennox Lewis hasn't fought since way before we even started podcast. That's who's wax, bro. That's whacks, bro.

That's whacks weed, bro. I'm telling you. You know, wax being on YouTube watching them old fights and thinking these people still fighting now. I'm telling you. Yeah, Instagram got all that shit, man. I'm telling you. He think they're still fighting right fucking now.

That shit was crazy. Now, to your point, Adrian Brono wanted to fight recently. And Adrian Brona was a great shit talker, but Adrian Brona couldn't back it up. So the problem with guys like, Jake Paul is once you get your ass handed to you once, nobody wants to hear that shit no more. And that's the, that's the thing about, I don't know, bro. What I literally, what I told Jake was this.

I said, listen, you are going to get one fight against a legit guy, and that's the fight you need to cash in. You know what I'm saying? It's like, don't take the fight with the real boxer until you're willing to lose the fight. Because everything, you know what I'm going? saying, like everything right now is building up to that time where you actually fight Connor McGregor, you fight Florida, you fight

someone who is going to beat you. But in the meantime, you got to specifically select people who are famous enough for you to generate interests, but not good enough at boxing where you could knock their asses to fuck out. By the way, if I was Jake, that's all I would do, shows. I'd be trying to create my own league.

But get fighting the real fighters, I'd be calling out rappers, basketball players, all that shit. And I would be fucking with their egos. I'll be calling them old. You know what I mean? I might even throw a little little racism in it,

you know what I'm saying? But not racism on some like, fuck you black people, but like, yo, y'all just mad that, you know, a white boy is out here dominating, you know what I'm saying?

I'm mad already. You're afraid to get beat up by a white boy? I'm serious. You got to be by a white boy. That's what Robinson can't be with his family right now.

You know, you know, you know, that's something very important. You might have made Robinson speak. Because he said they got beat up in front of his girl, yo. Yo, we ain't seen Nate for real. Nate, has Nate even been on Instagram?

Nate is gone, bro. Yeah, he's gone. He got beat up in front of his girl. Nah, that's just fucked up, man. That's just fucked up, man. He's dunking on people, man. No, for real, man. That's one of them fucking, he smoked your cousin right in front of you.

And you ain't go do shit. Like, I'm not going to lie. Like, I thought, I thought that Tupac went too far when he gave, uh, Wood Harris that bag and above the rim to go shoot after he lost that game. But man, if there was ever a time to shoot, up a goddamn arena. His wife should have had a something. She's simply to put a fucking smoke bomb or something

that motherfucker. Oh, man, Nate. Damn, Nate. He responded after and then after that response. Yeah, but it was like some, you know, God got a plan when one door closed. That don't work. That ain't got nothing.

Yeah. Like, that ain't got nothing to do with nothing, man. God did have a plan. Yeah, for Jake Paul. Yeah. For Jake Paul. It was a plan for Jake. Not a plan for Nate.

By the way. That's what you, and when I Google him, that's all that comes up with the fight still. And I think we talked about that on the podcast. If I was Nate's homie, if I was in Nate's corner, I would have told Nate don't take that fight.

You can't. And Nate called Jake out. We jump at him. If I'm on your corner, you had to fight this thing and that, I'm going to be jumping this nigs. I would have told Nate not if you called out the fight. Your boy called the other guy out.

But I would have. I would have told Nate not to take the fight for the same reason. We know Floyd Mayweather is going to beat up on Logan Paul. Jake Paul just has more experience in that goddamn ring. Yeah. Jake Paul has been in the gym more. Jake Paul has more experience with fights. Nate coming fresh off the basketball court putting on some gloves.

He was like, come on, bro. You know what's tricky though for Logan, though, with Logan fighting Floyd? is that Logan is really likable and like he plays the good guy very well whereas Jake does not care if people hate him he does not care he actually enjoys trolling and that's what you need to be in order to fight

these guys and generate real revenue he's got to lean into being a villain and he's totally fine with that shit yeah but he got to win bro he got a win if he loses one fight all of that shit is over yeah he's gonna be like oh boy what's his name you just said Adrian Brown that he's gonna who fuck boxing up.

He could have been a big-ass star. He could have been, anybody could have been watching him even though he's a bad guy. But once you lost, ain't nobody's like, man, looking at this shit. I see what y'all saying,

but I love boxing. I think boxing is great right now. Man, name five boxers that are boxing right now. Devonty Davis, Tyson Fury, Canelo Alvarez, Terrence, Terrence, Sean Porter.

First of all, it's Earl Spence. Keith Thurman. What I said? Earl Spencer? I always said it. Keith Thurman. Levoid DeVille.

What? Leonardo, man. Anthony Joshua. Fucking, some good fights, man. Anthony Joshua, I forgot about him. The dude Lopez, Tito Lopez is a beast. Tiafima. Whatever.

Yeah. Right? Tiofima Lopez is a fucking beast. I was watching a good-ass lightweight fight the night of Brona. That fight was way better than the Brona fight. The dude Valdez, it was Valdez versus I forgot.

It was a lightweight fight, but they was banging. Yeah. But I'm a boxing guy. I like boxing too. I like boxing too. Look, I love boxing too, but I recognize what boxing needs for the casuals. And that is people who understand social media and know how to talk that shit and generate interest in a fight. MMA, the guys in the UFC are brilliant at this.

They talk shit to each other on each other's profiles. They go comment on each other's shit. They really generate the interest. They promote their own fight. to the point where the UFC goes, I guess we got to make them fight. They are, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really great to see what they're doing

because their future is in their hands to a certain extent. And the UFC rewards those fighters that know how to generate interest because they know that that's eyeballs. Boxing, got to do that. The young boxes are doing that. Jervante Davis, Ryan Garcia,

Devin Haney, and they do it the new school way. They be on Twitter talking shit. Good. I'll fuck your girl. I'll do this. I do that. Like, I, you want. You want to see them get down with each other.

You want them to be like Hulk Hogan and them back in the day. Easy. Yo, if you say you're going to fuck someone's girl and then you knock them out, what happens, yeah? You got to, you got to fuck. She got to give you some pussy. Lord have mercy. Oh my God. Lord have mercy.

You got the Me Too Times Up movement, correct guys quick. No, not that she has to. Not that she has to. Man, wax really changed, huh? It's different. It's different. Just like if you beat somebody up in front of their girl, she could kind of leave with you.

Like, she don't want to. to be with you no more. Yeah, that shit is fucked up. I'm just saying, like, that's a crazy thing. Like, if you say that to somebody, I'm a fuck you go out. And then you beat someone up, then you look at them, like, what do they say back to you? No, if I'm a guy, I'm going to tell the other guy, if you beat me, I'm going to fuck you. Why?

Whoa. No, because then the dude don't want to lose. You're going to be asleep. Yeah, good job. But then the dude don't want to lose. The dude won't try to beat you. Yeah, he will. He'll put you to sleep, kill you.

No, yeah. They'll put you to sleep so you never got to think like that. If you put me to sleep, I'm a fuck you. When? Come on now. Exactly. Wait. You don't fuck me.

You sleep fucking? Listen, you just walking around your sleep, fine. You don't think that puts you in a weird position, no? No. If you're ready to knock this dude out and do it like, if you knock me out, I'm going to fuck you. It might make me pause long enough. All you got to start getting naked. It might make me pause long enough for you to like knock me out or for you to, like,

run away. Like if you said that to me as we square up, if you're like, if you're like, I shit. Yeah, yeah. Hit me once. I'm gonna fuck you. If you said that, I'd be like, man, what? What? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What is that even mean? Keep that shit up. Keep that your cheeks. Because think about it. If I'm a guy, listen, if I'm a guy and I tell you, if you, if you knock me out, I'm gonna fuck you. So if you come out all aggressive trying to knock me out, you must want this dick. And then you gotta lead into it. You gotta be like, every time he pumps with a little jab,

you beg, yeah, keep flurring. Yeah, you want to. Yeah, you wanted it. Oh, I know you wanted it. Oh, I see you. I see what you doing. Buttering me up? Whack, what would you do? What are you doing up?

Yes. Oh, it's four play. Because after a while, this dude that's hitting on you is like, yo, what's up with this too? Yo, it's a weird guy, bro. You got to be like Rocky. What you think Rocky you kept telling Mr. T? What is he?

Bad? You ain't bad. You ain't bad. You ain't nothing. You ain't nothing. By the way, Rocky ruined boxing. If y'all want to talk about what ruined boxing. If you ever want to see some fights that ain't had no motherfucking defense.

Nobody fought like that, yo. Never. You get knocked down. What type of jaw he got? Is he Mexican? He's a strong. He's Italian, bro. He's Italian, bro.

Italian, Italian. And you ain't bad. You got to talk to these guys the same way Rocky used to be talking to these dudes, man. You knock me out. I'm going to fuck you. You hit me. Bam! Oh, you want this dick.

I knew you wanted it. I knew you wanted it. Yeah. Rocky, why are you thinking like Rocky talk like that? He did. That's how Rocky spoke. You don't remember when he said that shit?

I never. Adrian. I only remember in Rocky movies, Adrian, bro, and run up the stairs. Yeah, he was calling for Adrian. Notice that his girl had a male name? Adrian is a girl name.

Don't do that. Adrian Broner. Yeah, that's one guy, but a lot of girls' names are Adrian. No. And the movie her name was Adrian Bonham. Huh? I don't know.

I don't know. Rocky might be on to something. Rocky might be on something. He might have gotten off. He might have gotten off from that hits, bro. Rocky was absolutely a masochist. Yeah. Come on.

He was absolutely a masochist. The more pain you administered to him, the more he liked it, and the more excited he got. Rocky Balboa was a masochist. Oh, my God, bro. Remember when his coach cut his fucking eye open and then he started fighting well?

Yes, man. He loves the pain. Rocky loves the pain, bro. Rocky loved it. And his coach, he would give his coach a goddamn aneurysm. Coach said, move your head, Rock. Move your head. No, this is why I like it.

I like it in my head. Not only did Rocky like physical pain. He liked emotional and mental pain. Because anytime Rocky was traumatized, he became a better individual. He went in the freezer and we've seen blood when he was hitting the meat. Huh? When he was hitting the meat? Yo, why do you think he was hitting the meat, though?

You see the blood come out Nah, bro He like beating that meat Bro Why? Yo, Wax, there's a lot of sexual

innuendo in Rocky, Doug. It's just a scene He's beating his meat And when he beat the meat. I know like he had access to a full boxing gym With all the equipment

that he needed But no, He wanted to go beat that meat And he wasn't being his meat. He was beating other people's meat. A lot of meat. That's a big meat too. No, seriously.

I'm playing with Charles wrong. When you think about Rocky, trauma is what fueled Rocky. Literally, because when Mickey died, that trauma of Mickey dying, he lost the first fight, but then he made him a better fighter, right? Like, oh, shit, I got to do this, Mickey.

When Apollo died, trauma. He wouldn't go fought the motherfucking Russian. When he went broke, you know what I mean? His ego was crushed over... The little young guy. Tommy Morrison. You know what I mean? trauma he was broke

ego was broken trauma is what made Rocky who he was and his girl name is Adrian I don't know what that I don't either bro I don't either bro wax wax where are you going with that you just

you just want to know you were still here I wouldn't want my girl name Adrian huh all right y'all won this up why wouldn't you want your girl name to be Adrian I don't know his girl name's agent wax is like one of those like like

like prehistoric like homophobia type guys you know what I'm saying like you want some water why you offering me water yo no

iron wax doesn't even eat Charleston choose you think that there's two uh yeah listen all the I don't do is use silverware because of things I used to do

other than that I don't get a fuck about no other gay shit but once again think about that if you take in silverware and rubbing it on your genitals and rubbing the butter knife in your ass. Never happened.

And then serving it at a restaurant. So other dudes is using the butter knife, using the fourth. All these men know how your dick tastes, right? They basically ate your ass. You had guys eat your ass. You had guys eat your ass. And that wasn't on the menu. And I only did that because my mom made me work there.

And I had to work in the kitchen and I had to sit there and wash dishes. Well, that's a traumatic thing to go through. That's super traumatic. I was trying to get fired. To have your mom, you know, No, force other men to eat your ass when you're at a young, impressionable age. That's a traumatic thing, bro. That's wild.

That's wild. I never did that. I'm telling you. That's why I want wax to go to therapy so bad, man. You need to go to therapy wax. He does, man. It's just so from being molested to, you know, the stuff with the knife and all that. Like, come on, bro.

I never used a knife. You had knives in your butt. Bro. Let's just talk about it. Let's talk about what it is. You had knives in your colon. No, it wasn't a knives. He just corrected us.

It was spoons. You can't eat ass with a knife. Come on. You can only spread ass with a butter knife. You know what I mean? You spread ass with a butter knife. You eat it with a spoon. I was only there for like a week and a half.

How many guys eat your ass indirectly in a week and a half? Was it a busy restaurant? Was it a dining in Jersey, right? It was a diner in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the only job that had to sweet floors and do dishes. I'm like, yo, come on, ma'am. And I tried to get fired.

I try to do a bunch of stuff. That's the best part. I was dropping food. I was like a bunch of stuff. Oh, I was say that's where you go to to get fire, you just go straight to rubbing it on your ass? No, I mean, day three or four, I was like, I got to do something. I just seen some forks and stuff.

I come right out the thing, put on my balls, and just... In front of people? No, I didn't, I didn't get fired for that either. I just stopped coming. Why would you get fired for something that nobody saw, wax? No, I just wanted to get out of there. It's really bad for me at that time. I didn't get a job.

It's almost as if you did that in private because it's something you want to do for me. That should sound like some type of weird fetish. You take a full-ax. And just jiggle your balls. Like, bro, why you're doing this to your dick? Like, you cook and crack.

Like, you just... I really can tell you. You're whipping your dick. You was whipping your balls, yo. Technically, you were whipping your balls. Like cereal, bro.

I can't even tell you why today, you know? That was some really stupid shit. You was whipping your balls. That's like sack of die. Like, you could have did jeezy shit over. It's sack of die. And you're just whipping your balls with the fork.

If I really need therapy, that's probably why, because I did that shit to myself. Like, I fucked myself. I would not go anywhere and eat fucking silver because I did that dumb shit. So I fucking traumatized myself, man.

You did. You traumatized yourself. I did. We got to get a therapist on the podcast. I think we do have to have a therapist sit down with wax. Just for that right there. Anything else I'm kind of good at? I don't smoke weed on Sunday.

Yeah. I don't eat silverware. That's it. And look, now he's pushing legal weed. Amen. Still trying to get men to taste him. He named the weed after himself. He named the weed after himself.

It's called Who's Wax. And B.C. The crazy part is what I love, I love hearing wax sell his products because he'd be like, yo, you need to taste this wax, you know what I'm saying? This wax. I said to old girl earlier.

I kind of like, damn, I'm going to get into trouble. Nah, I ain't seen them saying to no girls yet. I'd be seen them say to no girls yet. I'd be seen them say to dudes all the time. Like, yo, you want to taste this wax. Yo, you want to taste this wax, yo. You know what I mean? You hit that wax.

You know what I'm saying? That wax to change your life. Basically, there are men in this country that are not only putting wax in their mouth, they're also putting in their throat. Is that true? That's right. That's right. That's right. And loving it. You know what I'm saying? Loving it. And wax. I mean, weed is an a aphrodisiac in a lot of ways. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Feel like be this kind of crazy. No, for real. You

imagine being a guy sitting around smoking wax and you, you know, you start thinking about shit and you dig your hard. And you be like, yo, this wax, yo, this wax got me feeling. Right. I wonder how many fucking people I smoked before. What you mean? I hope it's all girls who made my friends who made my friends. plants. I don't want to smoke nobody else. I want to smoke a guy. It's not called, you named it who's wax? I don't even know that nigger. Yeah, shit. Trust me. If somebody sitting around, somebody sitting around smoking that shit right now, like, I need to know who this wax is, yo. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Who is wax? Well, if you get a spoon, you might get a little closer. I'll tell you.

Nah, it's a four. It's a four. It's a four. Man, put a couple of spoons on my balls. I wasn't there that long. And I didn't do it every single day. I was just like, on some board shit I was back they had to do mad dishes and I'm like there's no way I could do all these

fucking dishes I just start putting all them into the trays and I was like fuck it a couple of them getting on my balls man

because I wanted to leave this is really stupid and I traumatize myself I'm getting punished for it right now you remember on training day when the guy was trying to get out of his case and so the guy

reached in his pants in front of the whole courtroom pulled out peanut butter and licked his fingers this story would make total sense if people actually saw you putting the utensils on your balls being that

nobody saw you, you was doing that for your own pleasure, bro. You was doing that for your own freaky recreational purposes. Listen, I used to give people gum in school. I used to put, like, gum on my balls and be like, I used to go, all the dudes be in the back there's smoking. And I was like, yo, come on the principal. Come on the principal. And put some gum in your mouth and give it to, for no fucking reason.

I'm going to say the obvious. Can I state the obvious? Wax has a thing with guys indirectly tasting his balls, bro. No, it's not. It's something about that that turn you won't, bro. No, it's nothing. I've never done that. I don't hope nobody.

What do you mean we all did that? Who's all? I hope nobody. Me and my boys did that dumb shit. Like, we used to probably wiping them floor just for dumb, stupid as shit. We thought that was prank. I think you and your boy should have just kissed. No, it ain't.

I think that y'all. You know what fuck me up? What's that shit called? What some dudes used to hit each other in the balls and the prank guys? The white boys just a bit wild out. Jackass. Jackass. Fuck me up, man.

Me and my boys used to always try to prank people. We used to sit and, in front of people house, like 3 o'clock in the morning and call their house phone. Don't blame it on the white guys. Whatever, whatever, you know, whatever sexual desires y'all had. There was no sexual desires.

Don't blame it on Jackass. That was all black ass going on in goddamn Lyndon, New Jersey. Okay? That's what that was. We just sit in front of people house and be like, they call the house phone because nobody, nobody has cell phones.

And we used to be like, your house on fire. Just to see him run out next. Just to see some, no, not neck. Because you know it's the middle of the night. He probably got on just boxes. This shit is wild. yo like this is why you got this is why we have to be LGBT

friendly because people cannot be afraid to be themselves all I'm hearing is a lot of suppression that's what I hear bro you talking about no for real man nobody came out decking why are you going to run out naked everything you're saying sounds like you just want to see cheeks no man there's a bunch of people can you have to admit wax if you heard another guy saying all this stuff you too would probably feel like What was the worst thing I said? No, what you have been saying for the last half hour is basically you want ways where guys can consume your genitals. Yeah.

I wasn't guys like that. You said it. Listen, we didn't make, we didn't put any words in your mouth. Yeah, I feel so bad because I don't know who had that spoon. So it's like. Yo, forget the spoon. You said you used to rub gum on your balls and then run to fine dudes to chew the gum? It wasn't trying to find dudes.

is people who was smoking. It could have been anybody smoking. You see what I'm saying? If you're smoking, you know you're not supposed to be smoking in fucking school. So I'm like, you're the principal coming. Put this in your mouth so he'll fucking. I think, I think Wax is missing the point. You rubbed the gum on your balls and then went to find dudes to chew the gum.

You could have put the gum. You could have put the gum. Everybody was smoking. If you wanted your balls chewed on, you should have just said something. You could have said something to them guys. A lot of those guys that you play football, we probably already wanted to do it anyway. wait. They was just waiting like

oh shit, wow, finally, wax. I'm sorry for having y'all do that. Well, don't be sorry. How do you know that they didn't know exactly what was going on? Very true. They was probably taking advantage of you. They're just hanging around like pretending to smoke going, I think wax is going to have some gum on them today.

Here come wax with the hubble bubble. That might have been your nickname around. They might have called you Hubblebubble. They'd be like, here come hubble bubble. Oh, dude. This story's gotten completely. completely flipped, bro. This is completely flipped.

They would take advantage of you. They're like, I want to join some balls today. Where's wax? I say the pranks kind of went too far. The pranks definitely went too far. They were pranking you. I know y'all had some crazy-ass pranks too. No, not like that.

They were pranking you, wax. This whole time they were pranking you, man. That's right. They knew exactly what was going on. When Hubbubbubba come around, yo, Hubblebubba passing out that gum that smells like his balls again. And they all... They all...

They lineing up They lineing up to get some of that Huffleball We know exactly where to go Yeah, they were waiting for you, bro Waiting on you And they would wait for you to go up the stairs So it's nice and sweaty

They wanted you to work up a little ladder They want a nice little ladder You get all that flavor for themselves, bro Probably was guys waiting around After football practice Like man, I whole wax show We got some of that gum It was just people

I don't even know what the fuck they was It was fucked up. I was young, dumb, and retarded. Pulling up with that goddamn Rigglies, believe it a nut. It was the green pack. What's the green pack? Rigglies.

No, no. Oh, no, spearmint. No, it was Rigglies. The green and white pack, used to always get the green one. Yeah, that comes in the aluminum foil. Yeah, I thought it was called life. Nah, bro, nah.

I don't know, man. Jersey goes. This is just, I just want everybody to be free to beat themselves. Yeah, dude. Like, if you want, if you want your balls in a guy's mouth, that's fucked up, man. That doesn't make you gay, bro. That doesn't make you gay, bro.

You're just a chef. Like, there's a lot of different people. Listen, listen, there's a lot. There's a lot of people out there that they want to put their creations in people's mouths. And that's who all you are. You're a fucking sushi chef, dude. and you're the best piece of meat that you got is your own. So you're finding ways where people could taste your meat.

You're giving them a shovel. There's something there. Like you wanted to really go into the culinary arts instead of football. But it was something that held you back. Yeah. That type of gum I never even ate it. Oh, in Big Red. We used to always eat the Big Red gum, too.

So Big Red, I never touch ever in Silverware. I won't ever touch that shit. Yo, what if he had a light-skinned dude his size? And that used to do the same exact thing, wax did. rub the gum on his balls. You want to taste some of this big red? It's like this guy. I'm serious.

This is sad, man. This is sad. And I'm telling you, this is how people come back to haunt you. Yeah. Because it's going to be about four or five guys that wax went to school with who men to wax and say wax indirectly made them. Lick his balls and eat his ass. Come on, stop.

There was nothing with the ass, and I already apologized. And back then I had the, I was going through something. You know, the mental. There you go. See, there you go. Now we get into the root of this shit. You got to be something wrong with you over here doing that dumb shit. There's trauma.

There's a lot of trauma wax went through, man. It was really, I was one people, I just wanted to laugh. At the end of the day, it was just funny. Yeah, but you wanted to laugh because you was trying to laugh to hide the pain. There was some pain going on. This shit ain't normal, bro. It's not normal. I'm sure other people did a lot of dumb-ass shit,

but that was like stupid as hell. Speaking of men touching, you know, other men's penises, did you hear about the rapper, the Spanish rapper, who convinced his friend, who's a schoolteacher, by the way, an Oxford educated school teacher told me pay him $3,000. That would be the maximum amount,

depending on how much YouTube views they got. If they did a social media, stunt. Now, the teacher wasn't sure he wanted to be a man. Right? He was like, I don't think I want to be a man. I want to be a woman. He let his boy, who's the rapper, do a homemade surgical reassignment surgery on him on YouTube. So this rapper takes a 12-inch knife

cuts off his friend's penis. What you say he was friends? They are friends. They did it on purpose. They had a plan together. He was trying to help his Spanish rapping friend go viral and he didn't know if he wanted to be a guy anymore. They literally did it all for social media attention. Oh, yeah. Holy shit.

When you don't think they go any further. It's all for social media fucking attention. Nothing more, nothing less. Is a guy still alive? Yeah, he's still alive. What are he peeing at? His pee probably backed up. You know, that's a good point.

Where do they pee? Where do you pee at? What do you mean? The pee's still going to come out whether you got the penis or not. The hole's still there. That much looked good. 12 inch kitchen knife.

Cut off his fringe penis. A Spanish rapper. All because he just wanted to go viral because he wanted his social media fucking attention. Now, if the Spanish rapper had did that to his homeboy who's not so bright, if he had did that to his homeboy who, you know, probably does a lot of drugs and don't know no better,

but the fact he did that to his homeboy, who's an Oxford educated teacher and the fact the teacher went along with this shit That's the problem. He's a teacher. He goes in the streets. Dude in the streets know not to get his penis cut off. The Oxford guy who read books all day and get no pussy, so he's like, I don't need this shit.

I don't think you have to be in the streets to know your penis shouldn't be cut off. I guess so. I mean, that is absolutely mind-boggling. Yeah, but that's the world that we live in. I'm saying all that to say, these are the people that folks seek validation from on social media. Like you have people who wake up every day

and they go on social media and let social media think for them. So it might be a topic, right? But instead of formulating their own opinion on the topic, they go and they see what the popular opinion is and they let that popular opinion dictate what it is they think about a situation. Yeah.

These are the people. These are the people on social media you're letting formulate your opinions. These individuals. So what if he took the COVID vaccine and now he just did this? fucked his ass up. Somebody should see if this guy

who got his penis took him off. He should see if he took a COVID vaccine. So listen, right? This guy, right? Hold on. I got to pee,

bro. That should get this fucking in my mind. How you got to pee after a story like that? Hold on. Matter of fact. He tried to see if his shit there.

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out most of the shows. I think we only have a couple cities left that haven't sold out yet, but I'll be in Salt Lake City this weekend. That's sold out. Then we got Columbus sold out, Nashville sold out, Atlanta sold out, Raleigh sold out, Palm Beach. There's a few tickets left. Phoenix, Arizona, a few tickets left. And then Tampa Bay, a few tickets left. And then we're going to be announcing more cities later, maybe in the next couple weeks. But thank you guys so much, man. This has been just been awesome. And it's so much fun to get back out there and do stand-up again, bro. I just, it was a-

You know, what's so interesting, man. You know, I watched, I'm watching everything, I guess, get, I don't want to say normal, because what the fuck is normal? Yeah. Right? But, you know, you got the vaccine out there. Yeah. People are getting the vaccine and they're saying by June, we might be on the other side of this thing.

Okay. But it's just interesting to see people get back to normal. And I'm wondering if Florida and Georgia, with a guinea pigs. Definitely was. Texas too. Texas too. I mean, Texas,

but Texas is the first people to announce because contrary to popular belief, Georgia and Florida still supposed to be in like stage two of this. Of phase two with his reopening shit.

Florida and Texas weren't the guinea pigs. They were the leaders. The rest of the states are seeing all their people leave. Georgia is really out of control, though.

At least, like, I'm in Florida and it's like, yeah, got some things in downtown is like, you know, they go to their spots, but Florida, I mean, Georgia's out of control. Atlanta's out of control. You can't tell me that Atlanta's worse than Miami.

Yes. Now, Atlanta's been on the low because we think Florida's always so crazy. Miami is shut down. Miami wide open right now. Miami's been wide open. Miami, it wasn't. Miami had a fight this weekend with 15,000 people. The NBA ain't even doing that shit. Damn right.

What Atlanta about to do this weekend? The All-Star game with no fans. Soft. How many people go there? I know a lot of people going. Pussy. What? Have the All-Star game with no fans.

They shouldn't even be having the game. They're going to be in the street. They shouldn't have, I went to a Miami Heat game, when there was only like 10% of the people in the stands. That shit was so fucking dumb. It's absolutely idiotic. They got to cut down, shut down every single game until you can bring all the people back in.

It's really not worth it. I actually respect the fact that players can go out there and really just focus. But I guess they've been like that because it's not like they're focusing on fans anyway when they're playing. You know what I mean? They're not stand-up comics, bro.

It's not like they need the audience. It's not like they need the audience. No. You want the audience. That's true. Listen, my church announcements is simple. Salute to everybody that's listening to all the various podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network and make sure you pre-order Tamika Mallory's book,

State of Emergency, How to Win in the Country We Built. It'll be out May 11th on Black Privileged Simon and Shoots to Publishing and make sure you pick up Anita Copax. Shallow Waters, okay, which will be out August 3rd via Black Privilege Simon and Schuster publishing. You know, Anita had hit number one on the Amazon adult. I think it's young adult fiction fantasy, fantasy charts. Because, you know, young adult fiction fantasy is a big genre that, you know, a lot of black people don't tap into. So, you know, the fact that Anita, you know, Copax is tapping into it with shallow waters and presenting this story of the African mermaid jimmy ya.

You know, it's a pretty big deal. So, yeah, go pre-order those books available wherever you buy books, okay? Amazon, Barnes & Noble's, all that good stuff. And I'm going to tell you something, man, this is my only problem with America. We know America's a business. Simple. We know that. America is a motherfucking business.

It's not a goddamn country. That shit shouldn't even say we the people. say we the paper. We the fucking paper. You know what I mean? That's just to be freedom, justice, liberty for all you motherfuckers with money. The rest of y'all just figure it out. But Texas and Mississippi is so blatant with that shit.

It's just like you can't even be mad because they're like, look, the economy is suffering. People need to open their businesses. We need to get back to the money. Then you got the director of the CDC saying like, no, let's not tell people to not wear mask. Even if you want to reopen the businesses and stuff like that, still tell people the social business, yada yada yada, but that's because she cares about actual health

and she cares about people getting sick and she cares about people dying. Them fucking governors, the governor of Mississippi and governor of Texas, dollar dollar bills, y'all. That's her job. Her job is to care about the people dying. His job is to care about the economy.

But I'm going to tell you why. But you know why it makes no sense shows? Why? We say cash rules everything around me when the reality is it's the consumers that rule everything around me because the consumers have the cash. If everybody's dead,

how I'm going to give you these dead presidents? Everybody's not going to die. A lot of them will? I mean, of course, everybody's not going to die. Just the people that don't buy that much shit. You know, trust me, if 70-year-olds or 80-year-olds were buying all the shit,

we'd definitely be a little bit more cautious with reopening the country. But that 18 to 40 they're not going to the disposable income. I'm saying they could dispose of corona. They're like, old people don't have disposable income. They're just disposable. Disposable.

No, they order them a lot. No, tell them stay inside. No, that's fucked up. I get what you're saying, though. It's like, let's not be so blatant about it. Can we at least, can we, I miss when politicians at least fronted like they game a fuck of my people.

I love that motherfucker. I love that guy. That guy's brilliant. Which one? Yo, wheels, bro. That's what they call him. Who is wheels? The governor of Texas, he's in a wheelchair.

They call him wheels. No, he's in a wheelchair? Yeah. I didn't know he was in a wheelchair. You thought he was always just sitting down during his press conference? I never paid it no attention. Yeah, wheels, bro. Wheels don't play games, bro.

Wow. Watch. You're going to see he's going to roll for president. I had no idea. he was in a goddamn wheelchair. He won everything. He getting pity for everything. I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't like the way he rolls, man. I don't like the fact that he motherfucking reopened the country. I love it. 100%. I don't like that shit. Sometimes you got to roll the dice, bro. That's what this shit is about. Yeah, but you know, man, you can't, you can't roll the dice on people's lives, bro.

You're doing it by keeping the restaurants closed. You're doing it by keeping all the businesses closed. Like, old people that are retired can stay inside way easier than young people. who have a business or young people that need to go to work. Like, it's so much easier to quarantine and then vaccinate the old people in society than it is to shut down all of society, make them lose their businesses, make them lose their jobs, make them lose whatever the fuck they're working on. Old people are going to be at home anyway.

They old. Yeah. Either one. Listen, I, you know, I know everybody in life has a role to play, but I don't like the role that the governor of Texas is playing right now, bro. You know what I mean? because that's really like on some villainous shit. Right.

You know what I'm saying? It might be like him. What do you mean? Because he's fucked up, so he won't anybody be fucked up with him. Huh? You know what people fucked up is like, they don't care what happens to the other person

because I'm having a bad day. You think so? No, I just think he gives a fuck about the economy. That's all. You got to get the economy rolling again. You're not going to care. Yeah, you got to get the economy rolling again.

Look, you're not going to care about just one thing, right? There's a whole bunch of ingredients in this casserole that we call a country. Yeah, definitely. It's definitely a cast-up role. It is. It is a cassing role, right? And we have to consider that the economy is one of those ingredients. That's just one of those things.

You've got to be concerned about those people. Yeah. I just think it's other ways to get the economy rolling. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to motherfucking, like, just roll out a plan that's to reopen everything. You know what I mean? At 100 motherfucking percent. Like, no, bro.

What do you want to do? You want to go through this whole rigamarole where we're wearing masks and shit? and we're locking down this and 25% that and 50% this? Like, what's the deal? I'm not, I'm not saying we got to, I'm not saying we got to lock it down. Right. But I think we should treat it like parole. You know what I mean?

Like, there's stipulations. You know what I mean? There's stipulations. There's still some rules you have to follow when you're on parole. Yes. You know what I mean? You got going to house a certain time of day. That's all.

That's all. Like, you don't have to be all party like a rock star. You know what I mean? Shit, shit don't always got. got to be fucking rock and roll all the goddamn time. It doesn't have to be rock and roll at time, but the rolling stones are pretty old and they seem to be working out, right? They're supportive.

I'm just trying. I'm just saying like there are ways where you can continue to live life. We got the vaccine coming. Give the vaccine to all the old people and then let the young people get that COVID. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least they work it. Maybe you should do a, maybe you should just do a roll call for all the young people that want the vaccine.

I think roll call is a great idea. The roll call. Roll call is a really good idea. I mean, personally, I think so. I think so. Listen, man, if we can switch topics, I'm thinking about getting the Rolls-Royce, bro.

I really might get it. I'm thinking about it, bro. I'm thinking about getting that Rolls-Royce. Man, let me tell you something there. It's this restaurant in the town I live in now, man. And they sell roasted chicken and these fucking garlic rolls. Oh my God. When I tell you, these garlic rolls are so fucking incredible, bro.

Oh, my God. Last time I had garlic rolls, bro, it was so heavy. I couldn't even walk afterwards. Really? Really. Really? I couldn't. I couldn't even walk, bro.

It was. I was just, I was just sitting down. Completely incapable. Incapable. It was moving, bro. It was nuts, dude. I cannot stand show you.

You know what I love, man. I love watching basketball. I love when a team passes like 10 times. Yeah. And then somebody just ends in a dunk. Yeah. I just love it, man. I just love ball movement.

Ball movement is so fucking good. Ball moving is good. Someone grab wax a spoon. I don't know. Let's say that. I'm out of this. commodities Listen

Thank God we moved on I ran out of roll words bro I was running low Y'all was on a row for real I was about to do a little role reversal

You know what I'm saying And just fucking You had me with parole parole parole was good Yeah for roll Was good

Perol was good Listen Will Smith Considering running For political office Wow Wow

I don't want it For what I don't want it People listen to him. No, I don't want it. It's not a point. He's still not. No more celebrity and chiefs, no more none of that shit, though.

If Jada didn't fuck around on him. The politicians aren't even better, though. They're more regular people than the regular people. Yes, regular people don't want to do it, but I think he ruined his chances by Jada fucking around on him, bro. Yeah, he can't. You can't, you can't. You can't, you can't be a politician whose wife is fucking around on you. You got to be the politician fucking around on his wife.

Yeah, we're talking. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. You ain't got no control over your house. How are you going to control? What?

I know. Stop. Stop up the window. No, I'm just saying. That's what people would think. No. No. You think.

That is me. Everyone else does. Well, that's what people would think. The reason why? Then why wouldn't they want to be him to win that? Yeah, why doesn't matter if she didn't. Then why? Why do you want to win?

All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, President of United States is not a role I'd like to see Will Smith play. I agree with you wholeheartedly. I think he'd be cool. No, he won't, man. Like, listen, everybody got a person. play their fucking role when it comes to being president and everybody ain't built to be president. We learned that

2016 to fucking 2020. Look at what the ball at? He got fucking President Trump up there. He brought that fucking ball too low now. So it's the bar. You would rather have the rodcy on? I know you're still thinking about putting that goddamn fool on the shit. But it's bar waxes.

Lowered the bar. Bar, ball safety. No. Ball bounces. It can go higher and go low too. No. No. He lowered the bar.

Okay. And by the way, That shouldn't be your metric. You know what I'm saying? Donald Trump in the fucking White House should not be what you determine whether or not you're going to run. I remember Obama and fucking Trump and Bush.

I don't know nobody else. Well, you didn't pay attention in fucking shit. So you didn't have Clinton? Oh shit, he got ahead. Clayton got ahead. I ain't know what the fuck he was doing in there. Yeah, I didn't know either. Y'all was too young.

Y'all know the fuck they was doing. Y'all never knew the fucking president was doing until Clinton got head. And then everybody started paying attention to fucking presidents. Well, before that, we didn't pay attention to presidents at all. I don't think anybody even knew we had a president before Clinton got his dick suck. Thank you. That's not true.

That's not. Well, I want to know who wax thinks is on his money. I want to know who's grandpa. I want to know who the fuck wax thinks is on his goddamn dollar bill. Wax is like, I didn't get a fuck about the motherfuckers. I just knew it was an old president. That was dead. Nah, you never thought it was presidents.

You told me you thought that was the owner of the jet. You said it was the owner of the San Diego Padres. I know it was their presence because of their presence, the movie, but I'd never even thought about it when I was young. I look at money as passes. It's just a pass to get through the next door. But you do know more presidents than the ones you name. I still can't even tell you the fuck they are.

And I look at the money. I don't know. Who's on the $100 bill? Who's on the $100 bill? Benjamin, right? Yep. I don't fucking know. It's all about the Benjamin's.

Because of that fucking show. If that wasn't all about the Benjamin's, that movie, I would never even know that shit. Do you know what Benjamin Franklin did? I have no idea. What he did? What he did? Microwave or something?

Nah, he was the first person to work and die there and rub spoons on his ball. He should actually be a hero to you. He's your founding father. I promise you, I never even thought about that shit ever in my life. I never thought a president ever did anything for me. So it was like, I get enough passes to go through the next door to try to better yourself.

Yo, homie who's in here, engineering for us today, is so terrified right now. Like, he's over there, like, trying not to make eye contact with wax. Like, he did once. And then he turned his head so fast. I never gave a fuck about it.

The first person I gave a fuck about was fucking Clinton because he gave head. And then George Bush, because he did the fucking towers. Clinton didn't give him all head, he got head, he did the towers, Obama, Black, and Trump Wild. Who did the towers?

Bush. What do you mean? He did them. You think he brought them down? He was at that school for no reason, sitting at that little-ass chair. He was president. How the fuck you're at that little-ass chair? He was doing a fucking NPR tiny desk performance, bro.

That's why the death was there. What are you talking about? You got to stop spreading this misinformation. Everybody knows, we all know why George Bush was at the school. He was performing. This is crazy. Yo, Wax, are you going to get vaccinated? Hell no.

Oh, gosh. I ain't take the, I don't take the fucking flu shot. I ain't getting vaccinated. I'm trying to stay out the way. I'm okay. Listen, everybody else get it. Why the fuck I need to get it? You're safe, right?

I said that same shit. That's safe. That me, I'm safe. I want everyone else to get it except me, and now we're good. That we good. If your girl go to the fucking doctor and go get her shit straight

and she says she good, guess who else is good? Yeah. Yeah, but not if you're fucking around on her. I don't do that. You used to? That's back in the day. Wax is giving many a woman

a yeast infection. No, I did not. You're crazy as hell. There's no way in hell. If you take a condom out of the ocean, What people said we just... Maybe she's lying. Somebody on YouTube said, you know how you know these guys are wild.

They just mentioned that shit and kept it moving. They were like any other podcast you listen to, if somebody says they pulled a condom out of the ocean and used it, that's the deep dive fight. It was like, those guys just breathed by that. Like, it was nothing. Man nothing. There's so much more wild shit.

Met nothing. I bet you didn't even clean out the condom. I bet there was a fucking octopus in there as well. I don't know nothing. Listen, did you hear about the guy who got killed by a cock? What? Man, kill you. What the fuck?

You didn't hear about the guy who got killed by a cock? Like a rooster? Yeah. What did you think I was thinking? It's talking about you sick fuck. I thought you were talking about a rooster. But wait, how did roosters kill? It was at a cockfight

Which, by the way, chickens have been doing a lot lately People ain't been paying attention They've been having these motherfucking cockfights And these chickens have been flipping out On the people at the fights Killing their owners and shit But how'd they kill them? How did they get E-S?

Because they have the knife on the fucking foot And these chickens is jumping up Like this guy, literally, I'm not even making this up This guy got stabbed in the groin By the cock so he bled to death another dude got his throat slit by the cock. Chickens are fed to fuck up. The bird flu too.

Huh? What? Had the bird flu. Oh. Chickens are fed to fuck up, bro. That's all it boils down to. Chickens have had a fucking enough. Okay.

Holy shit. So they're actually killing the owners that are forced them to fight. Well, it's happened a few times. This one was the most recent one. But it's happened a few. fucking times. You got to respect chicken, bro. You know what I'm saying? This is like the Nat Turner of

the poultry world, you know? The fact that we don't think chickens are communicating is crazy. Because think about it, if I'm a chicken and I'm about to get into a fight with another chicken, I'm going to have a conversation with the other chicken and be like, bro, what are we doing? Yeah. We're going to kill each other and still end up dinner. Let's flip on knees, motherfuckers. Yeah. We're going to get eaten regardless. We're going to die

regardless. Let's not kill each other. You don't think the chickens is actually. You don't think the chickens is have communicating with each other. Nah, they might be, bro. Or he must have ran in fare. He knew the other chickens about to kick his ass. He probably went to his owner and tried to jump up on him. They probably sliced his neck.

Maybe. Maybe. That could have happened to. Where'd you get this story? It was, well, I don't fucking know, man. I don't, I don't. Who, who asks about who where people get information nowadays? The fucking internet.

Like, it happens. This story didn't come on my radar. Are you reading like a newspaper? I don't know why this came across. I don't know, man. People send me all types of shit. But you know, I do donkey a day every day. So people send me this shit.

They send me stupid-ass stories, you know what I mean? Stories that, you know, when they want me to give people the credit they deserve for being stupid, you know what I mean? And these are the best ones to me. Because these are the ones where there's so many lessons to be taught in this story. The number one lesson is respect everybody's life. It's bad enough that we already eat. the chickens. It's no need to make the motherfucking chickens fight. You know what I'm saying? Like, treat the chickens well, feed them good. You know what I mean? So when you do eat them,

their life meant something. Don't fucking fight them and then send them to the poultry farm. This guy is 50 years old. You wait to 50 years old to get yourself killed by a fucking chicken. Wax, you racing pit bulls. I ain't dead. Well, but you fucked up, you told you Achilles. That's peace, but I could have been racing anybody. I just happened to be a fucking dog. Oh, can we do some shit you won't care about next week? Yeah. All right, let's stop and pay some bills, man. Cushy Dreams, okay?

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Now let's get back to the show. Let's do some shit. you want to care about next week. I'm going to be on Bill Maher, too, on Friday, by the way. Hey. Yeah, so y'all check that out. I'm going to be on Bill tomorrow on Friday. All right, what we got?

Shit you won't care about. Instagram. Next week. When they accidentally hid the likes yesterday. I don't even know what that means. I saw people saying that Instagram accidentally hit likes for more users. I don't, why did that matter? People were saying like, oh, now the influencer is not going to make money, blah, blah, blah.

But that's not true, though, because influences make money off their and impressions. Like, that's what people really care about. I know, I'm just saying what I saw. People were just making a... I thought it was, I definitely thought it was because of numbers. No, you go to your, I mean, that's numbers, though. You go to your analytics and your analytics. It shows you... But that's still going to be there, though. You could still see how many people liked it. You could still see how many people it reached, how many impressions it got, unique views and all that other stupid shit.

These corporations use... They're going to fuck with people brain, though, because them girls, actually, if they don't see them likes up there, they're going to fuck with their brain. Well, that's the problem. I keep telling you, everybody's seeking validation from a bunch of motherfuckers that is out here cutting their goddamn friends penises off just to get attention. That says a lot about people, yo. I'm serious. Like, you seeking validation from the wrong folks. And the sad part, the people you seeking validation from are seeking validation from other motherfuckers.

Yeah, literally. So it's just a goddamn circle of validation seekers. You cannot live life like that. That shit is not fucking sustainable. At some point, you got to get off that motherfucking fair as will and stand on your own shit, eventually. But I don't like school. They're going to be standing on their own because. They don't know what the fuck they're going to do.

Does that shit have bothered you shows when you can't see your likes? No. I mean either. Yeah. I don't really care. And then again, maybe if I post some shit and I want to know how well it does that would bother me. But I think you can also tell from comments.

Oh, the comments ain't going to have. Yeah, the comments are the best part. Yeah. Yeah. So you can tell from there. And then people are just geared towards comments. But that's all it is. People feel an economic insecurity.

They're like, is how I validate myself? How can I prove to brand? I'm good without these analytics. And this is also Instagram going, y'all not going to make money without us. That's all this is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Instagram is out here like, hold on.

Do you influencer thoughts are making millions of dollars selling T and we're getting zero dollars out of that? Fuck that shit. You're going to pay up. You want to know about your likes? You better pay us a dollar a month or $2 a month. Then we'll give you access to the data. You know what's going to fuck shit up, though?

What's going to fuck shit up is these things? platforms like fan base that my man Isaac Hayes has only fans like all of these apps that are

actually paying the influences to be on it these people that can actually get money for this content that they're creating

that shit going to fuck the game up yo it's only a matter of time before other social media sites got to adopt

that shit now don't get me wrong I know people use Twitter and Instagram and Facebook to promote

those other platforms but it's going come a point in time where they're going to have to do something

to keep up likes ain't gonna be especially if they're taking away to likes and shit like that likes ain't gonna be enough like why am i on this platform why am i spending the majority of my time on instagram if i got you know a half a million followers on only fans and i'm getting motherfucking paid i met a uh i was with weezy yesterday and i met this woman named bella feet Bella features and she makes like thousands of dollars on Instagram monthly showing her fucking feet hold on now what what is her Instagram? know what her Instagram is. Your fiance now, you can't look. Her only fans is Bella features. It's just feet. Is it cheating if it's looking at feet? If you're interested in it. Really? I don't even think feet are

considered sexual. Like, what do you do with feet? He's tities and toes. Oh, you do have a foot fetish. I love some feet, bro. You do? You do? You do? You do? Like sexually love? Like it arouses you? No, I don't like fucking them. I just think it looks pretty.

Same thing with like eyes. I like It has pretty eyes, but I don't want to fuck the eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to fuck the car, but it's got good rims on and make the whole car look better. You see what I'm saying? Like, good feet make the whole girl look better. Yeah, that's actually... She's so beautiful in the face.

That's actually the- And she got some straight dogs in her feet. You'd be like, ah, um... Yeah, it takes wax a while to get there, but he'll eventually say something that makes sense. I got your back. Bella feet. You see her? I'm looking for it.

Did you Google her? Bella's feet diary? Yeah, that sounds about right. Okay, I'm on it. Yeah, she got some nice steppers. Really? What do you look for in nice feet? I mean, there is a little

concern I have here that she has second toe longer, but she has got a nice toe length. I don't like second toe longer, and it looks like it might be, but she's hiding it well. The nail is nicely shaped. She's got a good shape to the nail. Good color choice for the nail.

Nice arch to the foot. Yeah, she's, got a decent set of feet right here. I don't know what y'all see in them, bro. Actually, second and third toe are equally as long as the first and potentially could be longer, so I have

an issue. We're going to have to give some pushback here. Yeah, I retract earlier statement. Second and third toe too long. Sorry. Nice arch. I can't look at them. I'm good. Nice arch. Nice arch. Yeah, we're looking at something pretty deece over here, dude. You know, um,

Yeah, yeah, pretty deece, pretty dee I can't, I didn't know people give a fuck about feet like that I don't mean, I don't want feet to be tore up You know what I mean? But I didn't know that people like, I mean, there is something like when you're making love to your woman, you know what I'm saying? And you look back and you see some nice feet up in the air,

you know what I mean? You see some dogs, you guys see a fucking thing and some, especially the bottom of the foot. That shit all fucked up in Sandy. You know what's fucked up? Let me tell you what's fucked up. I look down in my phone, right? As we're talking about this,

and I just thought about some of the worst feet I ever seen and look at somebody. I already know who this. Somebody just randomly text me that. What? It's like, yo, what the fuck? Okay, what's what else? Shit you won't care about next week.

Big Sean contemplating suicide. Yeah, I love it. I mean, listen, I love the fact that, you know, Big Sean is talking about that, you know, and I salute Big Sean because Big Sean has been a brother who's been on the front lines, you know, speaking out about his issues with, you know, mental health. You know what I mean?

And, like, he's a brother that is going out there to get help. You know, he goes to therapy. He practices mindfulness. And I just, you know, I think we got to keep having more conversations like that. Everybody goes through, you know, emotional highs, emotional lows, mental highs, mental lows. You got to do what you got to do, you know, to keep your mental in check. Like that's, like, it's good to even hear wax. Talk about his past trauma.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I start going to therapy, though. I went to therapy a couple of things. Word? Yeah, I mean, I was with it, Carla. went to a couple steps. But it helped me out.

What did you learn about yourself? That just shut up and listen and everything would be okay. That's what I got out of it. Shut up and listen to who, though? My girl. True. I mean, when you got a good girl, when you got somebody that's leading you the right way?

Yeah, just shut up and listen and see what's up. And if anything go wrong, blame it all on her. That's what I'm not mad at that, I don't know how healthy that is, though, because you don't want to be dependent. Like, you still have to find... Of course, I got the base. You know what I'm saying? Like the man get the house and women do the inside.

That's just basically the same thing with the relationship. Yeah. Because, I mean, if things don't work out, you still got to be able to maintain on your own. Yeah, yeah. I mean, certain things I'm never going to do. I'm not going to wash my clothes and feed myself ever. But why do you feel that way again? Go away.

That you're not going to do that. Because I was bored up not doing that. My mind goes crazy if I do it. I just, I never had anxiety in my life. But when I had to wash dishes, I think about putting spoons on my balls. But don't you like clean. Yeah. I'm just.

I'm just telling you. I don't want to do it that bad. I'm like, I need to do something to these fucking forks and these spoons. Like, do not want to fucking do this shit. Did somebody do that to you when you was a kid? No. Listen, I grew up with 12 brothers and sisters. And when imagine have to clean a fucking, when it's your dishes day,

imagine you have to clean all this fucking shit. And you're the only person I got to do it. Ain't no way. I got traumatized from washing dishes. And then next to you know, my mom's like, I got a job for you. And I had to go into the back of the fucking diner. and fucking wash dishes and shit.

I'm like, that ain't no way. But don't you like clean stuff on your OCD? Why did I make you want to play with yourself? That's why as soon as I'm there, I clean it right now. Yeah, so. You did play with yourself. It's not playing with yourself. It's like, and then keep put it up.

Bro, if jiggling your balls with a spoon ain't playing with yourself, I don't know what playing with yourself is. So you're telling me if you wipe off, you go like this and you're the bathroom, you got to shake off that's playing with yourself. That's not what you did. You went and got a spoon or a fork or something and started treating your dick like a bowl of fruit. loose. No, it's two pump, pop, pow, and then put it up. I don't care how

many pumps it was. One is one too many. Yeah, you brought up. All right, well, you're jerking off when you, when you drip. What? Shit you won't care about next week. What else? What else we got there? I don't even know what the fuck. What the fuck the fuck? So we need putting ranch on her spaghetti. I don't see nothing wrong with it. She just quit too much. She should have listened to her boyfriend and just put a dabber

ranch. That's all. Andrew, do you put any, you have any food, like weird food combinations? No. Actually, you know what I've been eating lately? fucking delicious. Dates and peanut butter. Amazing snack. Try that.

Dates and peanut butter. What's dates? What is that? Not exactly sure. That's not like wifie talking. It is wifie talking. Yeah, that's wifie talking. Definitely wifie talking, but that snack is absolutely amazing and kind of natural-ish,

depending on the peanut butter. Yeah, it's healthy. Yeah. So, but, yeah, no, but putting all that ranch on was absolutely. disgusting. But people do fuck with Rants. Like, Californians love Rance. They put that shit on pizza. They put that shit on vegetables,

everything. They love Rants. New York, we don't really fuck with Rants like that. We act like Rans not slapping. I put ranch on my spaghetti, but I don't do what she did. I put it on a salad, right? And I always eat salad with spaghetti. So when it's all my salad, I mix it all together. You know what I mean? Because I like the texture of

the noodles and the Rants dressing. That tastes bomb. Hell yeah. Put some cut up carrots in that motherfucker too. You mix your salad with your spaghetti? Carrots? You said what? You mix your salad with your spaghetti? Yeah, I never even, I've never ever seen that.

I love it. I've never seen that before. They always put it. Exactly. Wax that is true. They put everything on the same plate. So. Yeah, so then you just eat it.

Nah, they put your string beans on the same plate with spaghetti. They put your corn on the same. And doesn't mean that you have to mix it up. But you don't got to match it together. Exactly. You don't have to mix it up. The spaghetti yams and salad. Everybody did those spaghetti and yams.

That's disgusting. Why would you even get yams and spaghetti together? That's some shit you do when you go to somebody's house and there's just leftovers in there, so you just start putting shit together. Nobody made spaghetti and yams together. That you mean? I put it all in one plate.

No. So anything that's on one plate, y'all feel like you'll have to mix it up? It's all going in one spot. So put it together. I'm going to eat like this anyway. You know how you know America loves ranch, though? We don't think about it.

Doritos, bro. Oh, cooler rants, bro. Come on, bro. That crook bag of Dorado is way better than the blood bag, bro. The goat is. Dorito, dog. The cool ranch is so good that bloods eat the crib bag of Doritos, bro.

Yeah, that's facts. That shit is good as fuck. That's fact. I'm getting caught with a cool ranch. It's called cooler ranch. Not just cool, cooler. Wax said, imagine getting caught with a cool ranch. What's wrong?

I just say if you're the blood. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You're right. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do it. Wait, you don't want to respond with Tyrese ex-wife?

No? And there's nothing to respond to. What's that they respond to? I keep telling you, that's a silly question. It's like Tyrese's wife speaks on being with a celebrity. I don't think of us with celebrities. That's all. I just don't have.

But there's no other. That's the, that is very specific. Like, how do women feel about dating celebrities? How many women have really dated a real-life celebrity? Not some motherfucker on Instagram that you know because they got damn set their balls on fire. You know what I mean? Like actual real life celebrities. It's not to me people that dating them.

Not being famous. Yeah. Okay. Well, um, ask you idiot. When coming out with the name for a brilliant idiot, what were the other names you came out with? That's from Brandon Lee acting. I don't know if we had other names. Did we ever have other names for brilliant idiots? We had a couple. Now I'm forgetting what they were.

It was brilliant idiots. It was like, uh, oh, fuck. I'll name this podcast later. It was, uh... No, it wasn't. It was. It was called What? The crazy part is

Do you know who came up With the name for Brilliant Ladies? Yeah, this is a fun story. Bethany, fucking Franklin. Bethany Franklin, yo. This is when Bethany had her talk show. Bethany had her daytime talk show

and I used to be on Bethany's show all the time. And I said something and, you know, the audience went crazy and she was like, you're, you say the wildest things that makes so much sense. You're like a brilliant fucking idiot.

And I was like, oh, brilliant idiots. Boom, done. Lock and loaded. You got to pay attention to life. I promise you, whatever answer you're looking for in life, and this is a message

to all creative, imaginative people. Whatever answer you're looking for in life, just pay attention to life. That answer will come right to you. You just got to be open and shit will come from sources you weren't even thinking about places you weren't even looking.

That's why when I'm ever in the process of thinking about like a title or an idea or something, I just listen. Like, just listen to the universe. And you're driving them things that catch your eye that you usually don't pay attention to.

You're like, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. And write that shit down. Something could be there. You never know. Give us another one, Taylor. I was looking at this one, knock one. How many women would Jesus have if

he was still alive? How many women would Jesus have if he was still alive? None. Exactly. He won. None. He's celibate. He was?

I mean. That's not what they showed him, family guy. In light, oh, God. In light of history, Jesus ain't had no women? Yeah, he was chilling. Nah, he had Mary Magdalene. He was hanging out with sluts. Yeah, but you know, that was him.

He was cool. That was him performed his greatest miracle. She gave a fire-ass neck. That was a fire-ass neck. When Jesus was with Mary McDonnell. Mary Magdalene, he was performing one of his greatest miracles, and it's a miracle that has not been documented in the Bible, and that's fucked up. Before Jesus turned, water in the wine, before he motherfucking, you know, walked on water,

he turned the hole into a housewife. Damn right. His greatest transformation. That was his greatest miracle. With a dope line. Greatest miracle, man. And he don't get no credit for it. Back in the day, they didn't have condoms or nothing.

It was just pull-out game and sand. That's what they was fucking went out there, bro. Who the fuck these? condoms when you got Jesus. Yo, he might be saying, Jesus is my old boy? Yeah. Please.

Yo, Jesus, I got a little comitia over here. Jesus like, get it right. Not even, Jesus don't even look. Jesus like, yeah. Throw a little finger. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on.

Mary Magdalene was clean. Yo, Jesus made Mary Magdalene a version again. Oh, shit. That's Dr. Miami. That was the first Dr. Miami, bro. Jesus reset Mary Magdalene's

body count, bro. He really did. He's like Kanye. Except for the Miles back. That man is a real miracle worker. God bless Jesus. Jesus, you know our heart. Okay, don't judge us for this.

Every time I talk about Jesus, I feel bad. Why? He made you, bro. He made you this fucked up. He made you have these jokes, man. That's on him. He know he made. He did.

You right. He gave you these jokes. He gave you these thoughts. He gave you everything, bro. So slang them jokes at his best. friend who was a hooker. Honestly, Jesus might have just gave us, he might have just blessed us with some more miracles.

Talk to me. Because Jesus is like, finally somebody giving me credit for my greatest one. That's right. Finally. They really think I walked. I didn't walk on no water. Okay. I bought this wine with me.

But you, I absolutely got your life together, man. Let's go, man. That's Jesus, bro. They don't like to talk about that in church at all, man. You what? You got a call. Oh, shit.

I got a call now? Yeah. Oh, shit. Hey, man, I got to fucking go. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too.

It's the brilliant idiotist podcast. Thank you for listening.