The Brilliant Idiots - Stand Back and Stand By

Episode Date: October 1, 2020

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss the Biden Vs Trump presidential debate, paying taxes, Big Sean, Tory Lanez, ask an idiots, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalamaine the guy. Answered Shokes. We are the brilliant idiots. Back for another motherfucking week. We don't have no pre-rolls or nothing, right? All right.

Let's get to it. Shotsie, what did you see this week that you thought was positively brilliant? What did you see that? That made you say, what a fucking idiot. I don't know if I could say it was brilliant, but Biden at the debate. Okay? I think that the whole right-wing smear on Biden, which is like he can't put a sentence together.

I know I've said these things. I think you've said these things. We've all been concerned, can this guy get a sentence out? He's had so many like gaffes or whatever the fuck he calls it, right? I think what that is, it backfired on Republicans because our expectation was so low for what he was going to be able to do at the debate.

And then it came out and he like bumbled his words a few times. But like, for the most part, he looked very presidential. I'm not going to lie, bro. You say no compared to what you thought it was going to be? Compared to the competition, he looked presidential. Yeah, but we never expected presidential from Trump. In real talk, I think the opposite of Trump,

I was thinking Trump was going to go there and it was just going to be a roast. I thought he was going to be running the dozens on him, just every few seconds making fun of it. Son, he had one joke the whole time. You're not smart, which is the dumbest joke. But see, Trump's demeanor is funny. No, no, it's funny to laugh at. But he didn't give you any bars.

Like he didn't give you any shit that you're going to say and repeat, Lion Ted. He didn't even say Sleepy Joe or whatever his name is. He let crooked Hillary fly one time. But he was old. It's like you're doing old material. You're going to go see Chris Rock and he's going to go tell you about Hillary's got to be the first one on her knees. Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.

When I saw it, I watched the debate. The debate gave me everything I knew I was going to get in that versus battle. Like Joe gave me, he gave me peak Joe. White people don't have verses. We have debates. Debates. Debates. Joe gave me peak Joe and Trump gave me peak Trump

Like that's why I'm shocked I have to say what a fucking idiot To all of the people out there Who still get shocked by Donald Trump I'm honest I was shocked Why? I was shocked I was shocked about his strategy

It was Trump Yeah but like I thought Trump would try to win over the middle Right I thought he would try to win over the undecided Like there's so really I really thought that he would go for the middle, go for the undecided, right? And so when they ask him to condemn white supremacy,

and I understand there are people listening and watching this right now. They're like right wing. They're like, well, he technically did say sure right afterwards or he said, whatever the fuck it was. Stand back. Stand by. Yeah, exactly. He's like, yo, real job.

That was, bro, it was sad, but it was funny. You know, it was funny because, like, you can't act like that's condemning. Because if your girlfriend was going to fight another girl, you were like, yo, yo, stand back. Just, right? That's not condemning your girl? No, no, no, no, no. You know somebody about to shoot your home boy.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah. Stand back. Stand by just in case he deserved to get shot. All right? I don't know what he did yet. But stand by. If he says one more thing. Yeah, stand back, but stand by.

I'm going to talk to him, all right? But stand by. He might need to get shot. I don't know yet. But just stand back for a second. So when you come out, right, And the people have said in the past, he's condemned white supremacy. Like, why does he have to do it again?

It's like, because you have to do it every time you're asked. Every time you're asked what your tax plan is, you don't go, I've told you it before. You answer every question that you're asked at the debate. Do you? Son. I'm a peon to ask you. Do you? Do you what?

As a human being, at a certain point, I'm not answering the same shit over and over. Charlamagne to God. Every white rapper that comes on breakfast club, you said, what have you done for Black Lives Matter? It's sarcasm. As Trump said, in regards to shooting, bleaching your arms, it's sarcasm. Bullshit. You ran post-belowed out of the rap community, bro. Post-Belone out there tattoo in his forehead, wearing rib jeans.

He's like, I'm a rock star now. I'm a rock star now. You don't want nothing to do it, black people. I got to pay a tax every time, every month. Listen, I, no, I'm really shocked. I was really shocked, and everybody was, like, surprised. that a white supremacist didn't condemn white supremacism. I know you've been saying it for a minute.

I think there's a lot of people like me, right, that are completely in the middle and not inspired by either candidate and waiting for some inspiration, right? And it's not to say that I haven't heard him say foul shit in the past, right? It's not to say that Joe Biden hasn't done foul shit in the past, right? So, but when you are, when it's like your face with it so blatantly, right? when the question is just like, do you condemn white supremacy? Even if you don't, you'll lie.

If you're a politician, you're going to lie about everything else. You might as well lie about that. This is a strictly brilliant idiot logic because I do believe Trump is a white supremacist, right? But I can build a case that he's not. Because if he was, there'd be better communication between him and the KKK and the proud boys and whoever, and the communication would have already been, look, you know, I got to say a few things in public that I don't mean, but wink, wink, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

And he went, like, he could be able to go in there, I condemn white supremacists. I condemn white supremacist and be like, yeah, don't beside it something. Just kidding, bro. A wink, you know what I mean, a pee on his lapel, something, you know what I mean? So it lets me know that there's not a lot of communication clearly between. him in those factions. I don't think that Donald Trump is a white supremacist. I do think that he believes he needs white supremacist to win the election.

I can see that. And Donald Trump is the type of guy that anybody who supports him, he has their back. It don't matter what you are. Anybody supports him, he's got your back. And I believe that he had that way with everything. But here's the thing. me as a guy who's in the middle, regardless if I prefer his geopolitical plan,

I don't want wars, I don't want us fucking killing tens of thousands of brown people in Afghanistan, all these different places. I want to come out, right? Middle East, I want to come out, right? If I actually think that he's going to be better for the economy than a Biden administration,

which I do, like, I look at those two things, and I'm like, okay, that's probably better. The second, you can't condemn white supremacy or any supremacy, just all supremacy. Second, you can't condemn it. I can't support you. I cannot do. Because I think when people think white supremacy, they're thinking, you know, just people that are against black people.

But no, that's people that are against Jewish people that are against, you know, Asians, like any minorities in this country. Women, white supremacists don't give a fuck about anything but whites. You know what I mean? So it's just like he turns off a large faction of people. Like the ADL was asking last night, what did you, what do you mean by this? Why couldn't you condemn this? Well, he said something more wild that I don't think a lot of people caught on. when they asked him about removing critical race theory from like federal employment agencies

or whatever it is, like federal jobs. They used to have to do this thing where they have to like learn about critical race theory and just like learn about racism and how to talk to people, et cetera. And he removed it. And they're like, why'd you remove it? And he goes, you know, there's a lot of messed up things in there that teach you to hate America. And then he goes this. He says this.

And if you're of a certain group of people, it's like you can't say anything. you know, it's really bad for you. It's like the reverse. So. I didn't catch that one. So what he basically said is like, if you're white, you have no rights. It's almost like. Like you're right.

Okay. Okay. It's almost like you're black now. We can't have that. And nobody caught that. I'm watching this like, yo, what? Because you got to rewind. People didn't catch the stand back, stand by at first.

Me too. When I heard it, I was like, whoa. Going to buy that goddamn judge. That motherfucker judge. You better get you a judge in the house. That goddamn five shot revolver that shoot them shotgun shells. That's a good house gun. All right.

You got that right. You're going to pick up that baby tomorrow. All right. I don't know. I can't put either one of them into positively brilliant because I think it's sad that Joe Biden can't watch Donald Trump. But I don't think anybody can watch Donald Trump

because I think debating Donald Trump is like punching glue. Okay. Meaning that you'll punch the glue but you still get sticky Is this old saying where they like yo you get into a fight with a pig in the mud

You're gonna get dirty But the pig's gonna love it or some shit like that And that's the truth to the matter Donald Trump fucking gets you All out of character Donald Trump did exactly to Joe Biden What I knew he was gonna do

Overtalked him Cut him off cracked jokes The fact that Joe Biden dropped the ball So many times on so many different things Right This is interesting

I'll tell you what he dropped the ball on. He dropped the ball on the tax thing. Number one, you asked Donald Trump about his taxes. Trump flips it on you and goes, well, I did pay millions of dollars in taxes, but, you know, I got a big tax refund because of your tax, Obama's tax, tax, what they call them? Loopholes. Tax loopholes.

Because it was something like some stimulus relief check that Obama gave certain businesses. Like, I forgot the exact details. you can Google this shit, but it's just like, yo, how do you respond to that? Your administration created some tax codes that businessmen were able to take advantage of. Biden had no comeback for that shit. Yeah. None. Yeah.

He threw Bernie under the bus for no fucking reason. All of these progressives that are super far left that want, that don't want to support you but will because they hate Trump that much, you don't have to beat up on them. you don't have to throw them under the bus like the little that was old white male ego I beat Bernie I beat Bernie and then Trump turns to him and goes you just lost the left You want to know the left

You just lost the left He said he knew it He was like you just lost the left You want to know the white Is part of that debate? What? I'm way more suburban than you Who said that?

You didn't watch that part? Trump goes you just lost the suburbs And then Biden looks in and goes I'm way more suburban than you I swear I didn't see that part. No. Son, I was howling, bro. These two white dudes arguing who's more suburban?

No, I missed that part. Oh, God. I totally missed that part. But no, I hear what you're saying. Like, what I was talking to Robbie, right? And as a buddy of mine working on his project with me, and he said this, he goes, I think Trump's goal was not to appeal to the middle at all. It was only the- base.

It was appealed to his base. and then it was to remove the far left from Biden. Trump is trying to make Biden supporters stay home. But specifically those far left. Far left, black people. Like, listen, 4.4 million people who voted in 2016, I mean, who voted in 2012 stayed home in 2016. A third of them were black.

Trump's strategy is to make them stay home. And that's what I keep telling Biden's team, right? People say, oh, well, you know, there's not a lot of undecided voters left, which isn't true. was 15%, right? Which could really change an election, right? But also, even if there is a large group of people

that already know I'm voting for Trump, a large group of people that know I'm voting for Biden, what about the people who are going to stay home? Right. You don't want to energize them? That's the thing. You don't want to make them say, you know what? I need to go out there and vote.

Trump's goal is to get people to not vote. That's it. He fucked him up on the 94 crime bill. You know why you fucked him up on the 94 crime bill? Because all Joe Biden had to do a long time ago was apologized for the 94 crime. Yeah. Really just that simple.

If you had just apologized for it, that would never be a vulnerable spot for you no more. Do you remember when he said that his son was a cokehead? When Trump? Trump said his son was a cocaine. That was great. That was great. That was great.

I mean, listen, by the way, no matter how you want to spend it, Hunter Biden did get an administrative discharge from the military because he failed a cocaine test. Did he have a substance abuse problem? I'm sure he did. But you can't spin it any sexy way. There's no sexy spin to that.

But the way that Biden handled his, I don't even not conspiracy, like big criticism about like Hunter taking money and Hunter taking the position with the Ukraine, I thought it was really good. Like Trump is like, what's up with Hunter taking $3.5 million from the mayor of Russia? What's up when taking Chinese money? What's time I'm taking the Ukraine money? And Biden just goes, none of that is true. That's what Trump kept saying too. But it's brilliant. none of that is true

and now you're debating the veracity of something instead of responding and arguing about it like what a brilliant he basically did the shaggy it wasn't me it wasn't me

like that who wasn't me I thought CNN was interesting after the fact-to- Why what did CNN say? Because they had a fact-checker and if you watched it last night literally if you watched how they fact-checked

when Trump said something wrong the way the guy would respond was that is a lie. That was a lie. And then he would break down what it was, right? But when Biden got stuff wrong, which a lot of stuff Biden said was wrong, they'd be like, not quite. You know what I mean? No, that bias?

Yeah. So this is live or right afterwards? It was right afterwards. It was right after. Because it was certain things, it was a couple things Biden said that I knew he was like. Like when he said Dr. Fawci said not to wear a mask. And Trump was like, Dr. Fajer said that you didn't have to wear a mask. and Biden was like, that's not true. Dr. Pachy absolutely started with that.

I heard that with my own ears. You know what I'm saying? Even the fact that I thought the police shit was weird for Biden. He didn't take a stance on it at all. He was terrified. You know what I mean? Like when Trump said to him, are you law or not order? Are you law or no order?

He wouldn't answer. Name one police union that has endorsed you. Biden didn't say nothing. And he already said that, you know, there was some bad apples in the police force. whatever, whatever. That was that part he handled well. He did, but it was also an opportunity to draw a line in the sand to say, well,

the reason I haven't been endorsed by any police unions is because what some of these police officers are doing is wrong. And we have to correct that. That right there gets the whole people that's on the ground in support of Black Lives Matter that want to defund the police. The ones that are upset that you won't just say, yes, I want to defund the police. Yes. that energizes them. Because it's a thing.

Like, oh, yeah, they haven't endorsed Joe Biden because Joe Biden has spoke out against the systemic racism that exists in the criminal justice system. Yes. Like, stand on that. That was my biggest issue with Joe Biden last night. What did he stand on?

I was surprised he stood for an hour and a half dog. I'll be honest. Me too. I took two p-bricks. I was like, them two motherfuckers must be wearing diapers. I'm serious. I took two. And I was trying.

I was like, okay, they'd probably do a break every 30 minutes. So I'm watching like, yo, this shit, what the fuck is happening? I went to the bathroom twice. I was like, yo, they two almost 80 old men's an hour and a half? That's impressive, bro. What? That's impressive, bro. That's a movie.

That's a movie. I'm like, yo, they wore diapers. They had to wear diapers. I know they did. Did you think that Chris Wallace did a good job? He did the best he could. Given the circumstance, yeah. Given the circumstances. I think he did. He did the best he could. I think Trump is being critical of him and acting as if he was biased.

I didn't think he was biased at all. I'm pretty objective, dude. You know, but I thought that he wasn't, I thought he, like, he defended both people and accused both people and gave both sides equal opportunity to respond. Like, I thought he did a really good job despite them acting like children up there. Yeah, I just don't, I don't expect, I don't know what they expected Chris Wallace to do. Yeah. Like, unless you're going to put a fucking collar on both of them and he can fucking buzz them

and shock them whenever they fucking get two hours. I don't know what you expect Chris Wallace to do in that situation. You know, my only critique of Chris Wallace, and I didn't even think about it. I was asking, we had Congressman Cedricman on the Breakfast Club this morning. You know, he's Biden's co-chair. I was just asking him like... What does that mean? I don't fucking know.

I really have no idea what the fucking mean. That's the most brilliant idiot shit right there. I have blah, blah, blah. You know, he's Biden's co-chair. And I'm like, man, I don't know what the fuck that. Should I be honest and tell people? All right, what is that? I know what he is.

I know the people listening, though. I don't know what the fuck that means. What the fuck is coach airing? I have no idea. But he said, I asked him, I was like, yo, out of 90 minutes in 2020 with all the issues that black people are faced. Yeah. Like, you know, all the furloughs and the firings and they've already shown that this is affecting black people more than everybody. The way coronavirus is disproportionately impacting black communities, like all of this stuff, police brutality, all this stuff going on in black people.

Out of 90 minutes, they're going on. They talked about black issues for 103 seconds. Combined. There was one question about race. Trump spent 50 seconds on it. Biden spent 53. Like literally, they didn't even use the whole two minutes. Cedric said, because the question was racist.

Because he said, and they saw that from the beginning, he said the question was a question about race slash violence. as if the people out there in the streets that are protesting that I guess they're assuming are all black are committing acts of violence

but it was something he said the way the question was worded was a racist fucking question and I just that was my only critique because if I was a moderator you know

but maybe I'm my perspective is different because I'm a black man my perspective is like we need to have a lot more about race relations in this debate and this year Mm-hmm-fucking-20? Come on.

Personally, especially being that you're as a VP of the first black president. Like, you should have a lot to say about black issues. Yeah. You know? It just felt like they were both playing not to lose. Yeah, they were both playing prevent defense. I don't think Trump was at all. I thought he was.

The reason why I think he was is because he didn't even try to, you know, come out to the middle and grab the middle. And I think the middle is up for grabs. And he even tried all he had to do is literally go. He did that already. He grabbed the pussies in the first election. Grab the middle and he won. He got the middle. He got the middle in his hand right now.

I just think like you literally all you got to do is say I condemn all forms of supremacy. You just say it. Why? Because that's the right thing to do. Why do you expect Donald Trump to do the right thing? That's the wild shit to me. Here's the thing. If you're going up against a Barack Obama, someone that has universal appeal, maybe you just go for your base.

But you're going up against someone who. is has questionable universal appeal. Like I don't think a lot of people are high on Biden, so you can scoop them up if you just, if you literally have some balls. You know what I mean? You just need some balls. Nobody's inspired by Biden,

so you could go get those people potentially who are not inspired, but nobody's going to vote for you if you can't condemn white supremacy. Because if you're a white dude, like myself, you can't support someone that has that ideology. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just can't. Deep down in your gut,

even if you believe in some of his other policies that have nothing to do with race, just economic, speaking or war, you can't support someone who is openly allowing racism. You can't. You should. I can't. Even if I agree with everything else over the other guy, that one thing, how am I supposed to

look at you every week? But guess what? But check it out. I'll say that publicly. You ain't that goddamn voting booth by yourself. Well, it depends what the tax rate is from Biden, bro. Let's get some more information about this tax rate, bro. But that's the scariest part.

about people who support Trump. They'll never say it openly. They treat Trump like the fat girl in the hood. But they just smash it out. Nobody wants to admit. Nobody wants to admit that they fucking Big Keisha and the pussy is good. Nobody wants to admit in the suburbs that Big Sally, boo-hoo.

Big Sally got some fire heads. Nobody wants to admit it, but they're doing it. They're doing it. I'm telling you, man, that's what the scary thing about Trump is. That's why I don't trust no polls. I don't trust none of this shit. Like, what is a, what is a, if you're the head of a Fortune 500 company, and somebody asks you today on the record, if you're supporting Donald Trump,

even if you did vote for him openly in 2016, what the fuck are you going to say today? You really going to say, yeah, I'm voting for him. After what he said last night? Nope. what is Dana White doing right now? Shit, living up to his last name. He probably, the motherfucker is happy as shit. Maybe Trump said that.

I thought the question was about the UFC and white supremacy. I thought it was a supremacy within MMA. I just, I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. All jokes aside. America, we're in trouble. And the reason we're in trouble is for all the reasons that we're discussing right now. What Joe Biden represents, what Donald Trump represents, is not what America.

should be about in the future. That's old school, man. That's an old model. I don't want either one of those old models. Now, I'm voting on November 3rd. Let's be clear on that. But I'm voting on November 3rd, hoping that it is a pathway to something new, to something fresh.

Because I literally thought that politicians after Barack Obama, after seeing the success Barack Obama had, I definitely thought the Democratic Party was going to get blacker, browner, younger, more diverse in regards. to gender, but I thought the Republicans might have followed suit a little bit too. John McCain did put Sarah Pale in his VP. I thought they would start. But grudgingly, though. Begrudgingly, but I thought they would just start elevating a few more people.

Like, I think they're setting up Daniel Cameron for a run in the future. But I just think that that looks more like what America represents. Just even just visually, like they don't even talk like America. You know how we always talk about diversity and we talk about the diversity in institutions, right? You could talk about it, like in entertainment, you could talk about it on the corporate level of things, right? We always talk about diversity in that way. And then you see the lower level positions always have diversity, right? Like the athletes that are supporting the brands or like representing the brands, you see the actors that are in the movies. There's

diversity right there. But the people that are really pulling the strings, what do they look like? Old white. 80-year-old white dudes. And that's exactly, I think, what the frustration is, and I'm not against, I'm not going to sit here and go like, we need a not white male as a president. I think that's stupid. I think you need the best person for the job, but regardless of what their race is, but the reality is, is that the people that are probably in control of these institutions happen to be the Joe Biden's and the Donald Trump's. And those people, regardless of which side, may be putting these like token diversity figures out to keep the people happy. But if the decision makers are still doing this, you're going to get the same decision.

Absolutely. Like, it's too old. man, it's too, like, I just don't think you can teach them anything new. I don't think they're willing to learn anything new. What if a Mark Cuban was in? Somebody like that. Like, wouldn't that bring, like, as you, you're a black dude, right? And obviously you want to see color. You want to see gender in politics.

But if you saw Mark Cuban, you're like, does that bring about something different? He's an older white guy. I like, I like Tim, I like Tim Ryan. I like Congressman Tim Ryan. You know what I'm saying? He's, I think Tim's like late 40s. Right, right. You know what I mean?

I like Jim. I like Mayor Pete. I mean, I like, I don't, I'm not against white males, but that old white male ideology, especially that existed within politics and wealth. That old white male that exists within politics and wealth, I'm tired of that. Yeah, yeah. That's that, that's that elite shit that don't none of us like. And explain why, why that is a, the different than like this average rich person that you see.

What do you mean average rich person? Like, there could be a guy who's, you know, some people go, Well, Tyler Perry, he's got, you know, a billion dollars. Well, Tyler's circumstances are different. Right. Tyler is a black man who grew up in a rural area. He grew up poor. He's also new money.

That's nothing. He's not a generational wealth. Yeah. And he grew up in an era where all the ideologies of America that we talk about, the liberty and justice for all, freedom, equality. Yeah, yeah. There's only, we're the ones trying to really do that. Us, this generation.

Right, right. That older generation, they don't give up. That she was never for fucking meant for everybody. That she was meant for them and theirs. So somebody like Tyler Perry is all inclusive. Yes, yes, yes. He goes to his studio. He does have a bunch of diverse people working there.

Black people, white people, transgender, LGBT, women. Like, he is intentional about that. And that's what we all have to be, right? I'm not mad at Joe Biden. When I see Joe Biden, he got Senator Kamala Harris is his VP. He got Cedricman as his co-chair, even though we don't know what that is. You know what I'm saying? Like he says he wants to have the most diverse cabinet ever.

He wants to put a black woman on the Supreme Court. That is a man who clearly is willing to listen. Even when his old white male ego gets the best of him, at least he's willing to listen. Trump ain't listening. Yep. Trump is taking that White House shit serious. Yep.

Like I can see him in the room. I'm talking about why do we have all of these black and brown people here? This is the White House. I don't see that. I do that. I do not see him doing that. I do. But that is hysterical.

Yo, can we please get the behind the scenes of Donald Trump? That is the motherfucker that need to be Mike. Fuck them NBA players. Can we get Donald Trump goddamn just mic walking around when nobody's looking? I would love to know what he said the second he got off that debate stage and they took the microphone off. You know the girl Stormy Daniels, the porn star that he smashed? Yes. It wants to like do the book or like broke the whatever.

NDA? He hit it wrong. allegedly. Are you surprised? Yeah. That's a wild-ass boy right there, dude. Why are you surprised? Hitting a porn star ball? No, seriously. Why are y'all surprised about anything Donald Trump does? Exactly. But in a porn star raw? Come on, bro. There is nothing Donald Trump could, I could hear about Donald Trump right now. You don't play ball in your red bottoms? He was with Epstein in the mansion and stuff. You don't think he did anything. I think he was rubbering up. I imagine you'd be rubbering up. If you're smashing up. He is

Orange Sikes privileged male. Look who you're talking to. No, no, no. I wear condoms. But he's rich in a different way. He feels the level of entitlement. Yo, but the more money I've gotten, the more condoms I've worn. Because I could lose.

Trump don't give a fuck about that. He really don't. Do you think Trump is scared of STD? I don't. What about pregnancy? Or do you think he's just pulling out and splashing? STD. You don't think he's just.

worried about kids, though, though? First of all, do you know how much money he's probably spent in abortions? What am he talking about here? This is a... You wonder why he's $400 million in debt and nobody knows? Check the clinic.

Who will he owe all his money to? What are you talking about? The Trump branded outside the plan of paradise. What? Are you serious? By the way, that's another thing. What? Yo, why Joe Biden didn't ask him, who do you owe the $400 million to?

I think that the reason wise as it came out and it was all like America based banks. Like Deutsche Bank. They never said who deal? Yeah, they have a list of it. They did? Yeah. But who is he in debt to? Just banks? Just banks, yeah. It's actually pretty Yeah, it's actually, it's not that crazy.

We looked it up the other day. We had Sager from the Rising on Flagrant and like he broke the whole thing down. And he's basically like, that's not the issue isn't him being in debt and he has the assets to pay off the debt. The issue is billionaires have these loopholes in the system and they can take advantage and pay

almost no tax. And that's honestly, Sega was breaking it down. That's how Amazon makes all its money. It makes all its money in web servicing and then undercharges and loses money from the retail side of the business and then writes off those losses against the money made from the web servicing. So it never has to profit. I'm not going to lie to y'all. I sent, uh, I sent my accountant, my financial guy, salute to my man humble.

I sent him that goddamn Donald Trump article and I said, I demand to see you. We need to get here. We need to get here. We need to get here. Hey, hey. I said, I demand this of you. We need to get it. All right? Listen, is it fucked up?

Mm-hmm. No. Let's speak on it. Speak on it. No, no, no, no, no. Y'all ain't never had to pay. That's the thing. Explain the difference.

High six figures in taxes. Okay? Who. I ain't talking about. Charlotte. A hundred. I'm going to be honest with you, Charlotte. You've probably paid seven in taxes.

Oh, yeah, clearly. I'm just talking about last year. Yeah. I even think last year you probably paid seven. If you're writing stuff off really good, maybe not, but like... Shit, make my back hurt thinking about it. Yeah, Charlotte. I'm, dude, think about it, bro.

God, damn, you know. Charlie, think about it. 50% tax rate, right? 40. You're probably up to 50 if you include state taxes and that kind of stuff. You pay half your money, bro. And that's what's fucked up, right? I said it gets you.

With, you know, when you work for corporations, like, when you work for, like, eye heart, you know, buy-acom, the money, tax money already comes out. Whatever. Well, you don't have to because you can get paid. You're probably paid as a... Well, no, I let them take it out. Oh, you let them take it out. But when it comes to...

More generous than me, bro. When it comes to all my other businesses, you know what I'm saying? Yep. That's... That shit comes to me directly. I got to pay that shit myself. Bro, when you look at...

When you're looking at these high... Listen, man. Yeah, yeah. All I'm simply saying is... Speak on and feel it, feel it. This is good. If there is a fucking way... Mm-hmm.

And you're a liar if you say otherwise. This is how Magneto gets people involved. You know what I mean? Like, this is... You know what I'm saying? You know what I? He just taps into one thing that you agree with. You know what I mean? It's like, come on this side.

You can be a mutant. All I'm simply saying is, where are the goddamn tax loopholes? Hey, where on the tax codes? Give me the contra shit. Give me the up, down, left, right, select start AB, so I can get goddamn 30% back or something. Like, what the fuck, man? Stop making money, bro. No.

Start fronting like you losing it. That's all it is. But you know why people are upset, though, right? Why they're upset? because he's paying less than taxes than the average person. Right, right. But the thing is you can't blame him for that. You got to blame these laws for that, right?

Because he didn't put in those laws. So these laws allow you to do it. Like depreciation is the one that's the biggest one. You have a building that's worth $100 million, right? Let's say they say that they have somebody come in and assess the building. And then they go, you know what? The building's only worth $90 million. you get to write off that $10 million in taxes, right?

Yeah. But what if you just have your boy come in and assess it for less? Yeah. Right? And if you put it in. I mean, I understand like who wants to, if there's a loophole, everyone's going to want to take that. I'm just saying.

You should write shit off. You're an independent contractor, right? You should be able to. You know, you've got to take your car to work, right? You got to pay gas to go to work? Listen, you got that shit off. You got, you should read these articles. Donald Trump took advantage of Barack Obama era laws to avoid

paying taxes. You know what I'm saying? And he paid no federal income tax for the years, 2011, 2014, and $750 in 2016 the year he was elected president. He paid no federal income tax. Now, this is what I don't understand. How the fuck did he get out of paying no federal income tax

for 10 of the 15 years before he was elected? Who's the account? And it says, like Trump, millionaires and billionaires pay very little are no taxes and a complex tax system of rules and regulations under laws passed by Democrats and Republicans and enacted during administrations of both parties.

Democrats controlled both the Senate and the House of Representatives for the first two years of Obama's presidency which lasted from 2009 to 2017. And this guy says the tax policy expert said the ultra-rich just know how to play the fucking game. No, here's the thing, right?

He's not getting anything returned though. If you get paid through your businesses, right? Your businesses make money not you, right? Yeah. If you make no money, you pay zero dollars in income tax because you have no income. As long as you keep that money within the business and you prove that the business is actually not making money

because any money that it does make, you just put into another business and you show losses, right? You show losses from another business. Like I was just saying with the Amazon example, you can show that you haven't received any income for the entire year and therefore you don't have to pay any taxes on it. That's what they said.

Yo, Trump avoided paying taxes. Same with Warren Buffett. Same with Gates. Same with all these. Same with Amazon. Same with Amazon, the table of Bezos. It's same as all these motherfuckers. So it's like, if we're going to take down Trump for it, let's take down everybody.

Let's take down the Clintons. Let's take, you don't think the Obama's do the same thing. That's the fucked up part about it. Let's change the system. Just change the system. After I get some money, don't be changing that shit right now. I'm starting to get a little bit of money. Let me get 10 years on it.

I think it's hypocritical to use what your administration implemented against somebody when you're debating them. Oh, yeah, on Biden's side. Yes. 100%. Yes. It says Trump avoided paying taxes using accounting methods allowed in the tax code, and that's perfectly legal, but evading taxes, not paying what's owed to the government is not legal. Trump also took advantage of the tax laws in effect during the presidency of George W. Bush.

This is, it's, it's, you should really go read that. Can you sound that to me? Yeah. But it's just, I don't know, man. It's a fucking America. All I know is I wanted, I, too, would like to pay less than taxes. Because you know why? I'm a person that does a lot of philanthropy.

Yeah, you can write it off. So let me keep my motherfucking money. I ain't out here buying phantoms and goddamn diamond hats and shit. I'm out here giving back to the community. So let me keep my money so I can get back to the motherfucking community. Well, you could do that. I think you could write off charity. I write off a lot of stuff.

Yeah. I write off charity. I write off to philanthropy and stuff like that. But that shit still, man, I don't know. I'm just, I'm mind boggled that somebody like Donald Trump can finagle his way to only paying $750 in taxes. But literally, I look at all the presidential candidates. Remember, they put up all the list of

the money that they spent. I spent more money in taxes than all of them except for Joe Biden. And that's a little bit scary. More than Kamala, more than Elizabeth Warren. I forgot who else was on that list, but I spent more than all the presidential candidates on the Democratic side except for Joe Biden. Why is Warren not paying taxes? Is it a Native American thing? I knew that was coming. That debate, that debate was great. They don't need no more. See, I think the debate's only been

benefit Biden. I don't think they debate nobody. They didn't benefit anyone. They don't debate. They don't benefit nobody. Biden don't look strong, bro. See, this is so interesting. We're coming at it from two completely different places. And every one of my like strong left liberal friends thinks that Biden underperformed. And every one of my conservative friends thinks that Trump underperformed and that Biden killed it. I think Trump was Trump and Biden was Biden. They both showed up as the people that I have come to expect. I'm just saying the perspectives I've got from my friends, my left friends are like, nah, no, Biden fucking sucks. When does Biden ever body to debate? Dude, you have to understand as a conservative, like these

conservative folks that I speak to, they'll say literally that they don't think that Biden can complete a sentence. So the fact that he was actually up there looking somewhat coherent to them was a shocker. So to them, they're like, oh, he smokes Trump. Conservatives were saying this. I don't think either one of them smoked each other And in fact, the shit was like Kind of like to end of Rocky won Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they both hit the mat.

You know what I mean? Nobody won. They both got wheeled off in wheelchairs. Like I didn't, I, listen, Trump was so And I say put terrible in air quotes Because that's what everybody thinks, even though he just looked like Trump to me. Yeah.

But he looked so terrible that Biden looked decent. But Biden sucked. Yeah, see, I didn't see that. I thought Biden did, right? He was doing a commercial every time. Every time, it was so rehearsed and canned. He'd be talking to, like, staring a camera.

That's why he missed so many good moments. That's why he missed so many good comebacks because he was so busy trying to get his canned, rehearsed, talking points off and looking to camera and trying to get these touching moments. Like, no. That's usually how debates are. Trump is the only one who changed it. Usually debates you are.

It was the script. You talk to camera. You talk to the people at home. That's how they used to be. Trump flipped the whole script. That's true. Well, Biden should have verbally body slammed Trump when Trump didn't condemn white supremacy.

I mean, he should have verbally body slammed him about the tax cut shit. But fucking Trump flipped that on him. His stuff about the police wasn't strong enough. Yeah. And I just thought that Biden could have been a lot more strong on race issues. The same way that Donald Trump doubled down for his base, you, Joe Biden should double down for yours, especially being what black people have been going through in 2020.

Problem is Biden isn't the person to do that for black people because he's put so many black people in horrible situations given the crime bill. So he's not the one to go to bat for y'all. And Trump can call him out on it, so he has to avoid it at all costs. And if Biden would have just apologized much to go. Yeah. And this word did.

Is my bad work? I mean, listen, when Hillary came on the breakfast club the second time for the first time. People forget this. I don't know if it's the first or second time. But she said like, yo, the crime bill was a mistake. You know what I mean? That wasn't the intention.

But a lot of people did go to jail unnecessarily before it because of the 94 crime bill. And I want to get a chance to become president to write those wrongs. By the way, she wasn't even in the administration. You understand what I'm saying? So it's not like she was even a part of that whole 94 crime bill shit. You know what I mean? So it's just like, but she knew that it had fucked up. It went off the rail.

So she acknowledged. She acknowledged it. All Joe Biden to do is acknowledge you and apologize for it. Yeah. That's it. The fact you can't even do that, my God. Yeah. And that's why they'll keep hammering you on that shit over and over.

Yeah. And by the way, we don't know what's going to happen on November 3rd. Yeah. I have a question. Do y'all see when... You high your shit. No, I'm not. I'm chilling.

No, she's not high. I know when she's high. I just like. He knows it's not high now. I know. She is out of it. But did y'all see when... I don't know what they were arguing about.

But Trump was arguing over him. He's like, and Biden was like, number one, saying something. And then he's like number two and he skipped to number three. And then Trump was like, actually, you're on number two. You didn't see that part? He did. Super petty. Super petty, bro.

Like the most childish disses. I mean, it was crazy. The guy is, he's something else, man. Now, he needed to come up more. I was unimpressed. You was unimpressed? I was unimpressed. You wanted slapers.

As a comedian? I just wanted to slap. I wanted the second Biden started like mumbling about something. I wanted him to go, I'll spit it out, you old fuck. I wanted him to say that. I wanted him to say that. And I want them to bleep it out. I wanted Chris Walser would be like, oh, order, order.

That's what I wanted Biden to do. I thought he was getting there. Biden literally. He said shut up. He said, he called him a clown. He said shut up. And that was good. That trended.

Imagine if during the tax shit, all Biden had to say was, Mr. President, you're full of shit. That's it. Malarkey. You won. Debate over. Yeah. I'm serious.

Like, you look strong. But the headlines today would have been Joe Biden is strong. Joe Biden is said what America and the world is thinking. Yeah, but Joe probably fuck it up. You're like, Mr. President, I'd like to eat shit. What? What? What's going on?

I'm full of shit. Mr. President, I got a shit. We've been up here hour and 15 minutes. Can we get the fuck out of here? I don't think we need more. We don't need no more. We don't need no more. Give us one more.

Nah, man. Because we're only doing it. entertainment purpose. Yes, we need entertainment, Doug. Either open up the country or give us more debates. That's the rule. That's the rule. If you want to keep us locked, then you better entertainers. Is the country not open? By the way, is the country not the fuck open? I don't know, bro. I don't know.

Florida has been open, bro. They just said they reopened fully last, this week. I'm like, yo, y'all been on phase four. Like, now we actually was on phase two. I can't fucking tell. Yeah. And I think Florida's fine. I think Atlanta never shut down, right? Atlanta's just on phase two.

How? What's phase two? I don't fucking know. What's a co-chair? I don't know. Do you all understand? We learn these things. Is he black that guy?

Cedric? Huh? Is that, is he black the guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if you didn't say co-chair? What if he's like, I'm the culture. Yo, I'm the culture for Biden. Bro, what if that was it?

You missed it, dude. I got to look it up now. You might have. I think he was like, I'm the culture for brother. Are you trying to give him some political-ass position? Co-chair? Like in America, we got to share a chair? What kind of government position is that?

Yo. All right. What else, Taylor? Anything else positively brilliant? What the fucking idiot? I really can't remember nothing else this week. What else happened? Well, what's your thing?

You said Big Sean was brilliant this morning. Yo, Big Sean is brilliant. But why? I'm going to tell you why Big Sean is brilliant. Big Sean is brilliant because the level of, of the level of not blacking out on Kanye West, the level of restraint that Big Sean shows in regards to his situation with Kanye West should be applauded.

Why, what? Can you break it all down for me? Yes. I only have enough room in my brain for one short rapper. And I, and, you know. What? You're not going to talk about my boots. Your boo? Tori Lane's?

No. Big Sean. Salute to Kanye. You know, I don't want nobody to think that I'm hating on Kanye because I'm not. I just really do have a problem with people who act like they're fighting for

the greater good of everybody. But in reality. In reality, it's all self-serving, right? And so I was happy when I saw Kanye finally last week say I'm going to give my good music artist 50% of their masters back. which, as I said last week on the podcast, I hope those artists hold him to that.

But the deal Kanye has Big Sean in right now is a fucked-up deal. Kanye West owes Big Sean $3 million. Why? I don't fucking know. He owes him $3 million, right? Like owes him $3 million. I don't know the exact details of why, but it's something to do with the contract and all that type of shit right now.

If you're a billionaire, pay the man his money, right? Kanye West gets 50% of Big Sean's album profits and 50% of his royalties. Right. And Big Sean had an opportunity to get his masters back from Def Jam Universal. And only one person had to sign off on it. And it was good music. And Kanye West. And Kanye said no.

So once again, as I said last week, if you're going to have these conversations, You need to really put the whole truth out there. The good, the so-called good, the so-called bad, and the ugly. The reason why is because eventually all of that will come out. Because imagine if you're an artist on good music and you're just sitting back, you're like, that guy right there is full of shit. You know what I've noticed? If you're an executive that is being chastised or whatever,

you're like, that guy is full of shit. And you, the only thing those dudes like Kanye Bank on, is that those people don't talk. Yeah. That a big Sean don't say nothing. That whoever at whatever company you're calling out doesn't say anything. I don't like that shit. If we're really going to be out here trying to help people and empower people and assist people,

be about that shit you're talking about in real life. Do you think it's possible that people are not very principled? They're more in love. You know how when you're in love, with somebody, you forgive all this fuck shit that they're doing because you're blinded by that love. And I think that happens a lot of time with celebrities, right, or entertainers, right? Is they say one thing. And because you're in love with that person, you believe it.

You see it with Trump. He says one thing because you're enamored by that person. You believe all the good and you just push aside all the bad. Don't get comfortable with somebody cutting you just because you love who's holding the knife. Who is saying that. You got to sit that one. I was like, I mean, that was clean. bro, listen to the AC.

That was clean right there. It's the truth. That was clean right there. And I think that sometimes we do that with people. Like, you know, you love somebody. You love what they stand for. You love, you might have been inspired by them. Like, imagine, imagine being somebody like Big Sean.

You love what you think they stand for. When in reality, they might not be standing for that at all. Imagine being Big Sean. You got signed by your favorite rapper. Oof. And your favorite rapper jerks you. And then it's running around. screaming about, you know, liberation.

Liberation. Of black people specifically. Black people specifically. And people should get their masters back. And these companies have these exploitive record contracts. When you have those... I'm going to free us all. You haven't even freed the people you can actually free.

You have the power to give Sean his money, his $3 million. He's literally like one of the founding fathers. Yes. All people are created equal. Wait, all? Hold up. Hold up now. All except for Sean?

Except the ones you own? Yeah, I just don't like that. It's fucked up. You know what I mean? And like, you know, I'll get a phone call. You know, one in Yale probably call me and, you know, like, oh, what's up? Like, what's up? Take care of your people.

Have you spoke to him yet about this? I spoke to him last week. Last week. Yeah, I spoke to him last week. But have you spoken to him since? No, I haven't spoken to him since this new information. You know what I mean? but I really do hope Big Sean talks about it.

You know what I mean? I hope somebody ask them about it. You know what I mean? Because it's just a teachable moment. That's all. And by the way, I want Kanye to do right by people. I love to fight Kanye is attempting to fight. But clean your own house up before you go fight that fight.

And dude, it's okay to change. It's okay to evolve. Absolutely. What do we always say on a podcast? It's like, let people grow. Okay, you learned, you learned maybe the hard way that like owning other artist masters puts them in a position that you actually don't feel comfortable.

and yourself. All right, you change that. Change it with your people and then go change it everywhere else. Yes. But don't do it after the fact when you're called out. Absolutely. But it's what you see, man. There's so much. You know what is? It's con artists. There's a lot of con artists out there and they're so good at running cons. What makes a con artist so good is how entertaining they are, how charming they are. And they run these cons and they tell you everything that you want to hear. And you start believing these things about that person. But if you really look at the record, right if you really look at whose Kanye has signed under him and if he's living by the principles that he's spouting on Twitter

he ain't and a lot of other people like that man and eventually it comes to light that's all I gotta say eventually it comes up and that's why I say like you know whenever you get in a position of power and you're able to do deals with someone you know what I mean or do partnerships with someone give that person what you want yeah don't become the oppressive

You know what I mean? Don't take on the same energy that, you know, these old fucking guards we're talking about when we talk about those old guards, we talk about old politicians, don't be like these old executives. It's do right by people. Yo, it's so much fucking money out here.

How can you get $100 million dollars know you owe somebody three and not give them the fucking three? You know why? Why? Taxes. If they got rid of money, fucking taxes, I would have no problem paying every fucking body.

Okay? If they take half from me, how can I pay you? How can I pay you, duh? How am I supposed to? How am I supposed to fucking pay you? I didn't get 100. I got 50. 50 sounds way less.

Has anybody in Trump's team ever complained about not getting paid? That's a great point. That's a great point. Chris, you know, used to be with them. And what happened to Chris? As got fired. Chris got fired. Chris got fired, bro.

Dick, Chris Harris? What's up? Chris, have you ever heard about anybody in Trump's team complaining about not getting paid? Well, his whole strategy is always hiring the people who'll do it for the least amount of money, period.

That's his whole business is based around that. He doesn't go after good people. He goes after the cheapest people. And the way you really get in with Trump is you offer to work for free. So, and that's what he does. If you look at his campaign, a lot of the way that these guys got a

hold in the campaign is, they said they would just do it, and then they worked their way up. But he always goes for the cheapest option possible. Why would a guy that loves cheap label want to build a wall? Because he knows why. That makes no sense. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. So, Chris, what happened?

You didn't write the book? I wrote half of the book, and I guess I can talk about this, you know, like I signed an NBA. I wouldn't get you in trouble. She called me into her office. And Ivanka. Ivanka, Trump. Okay. Can they hear her?

Is this coming through? All right. Okay. She called me into her office and said, you know, it's clear to me that you don't respect my family. And, you know, I just kind of shrugged. And that was the end of that. And, you know, she wrote me a long letter and relieved me in my services.

And I was fired. First time I've ever been fired for anything, actually. So I can wear that as. No, so this is what they do. Right. I'll break down the Trump business model for you right now when it comes to hiring people for stuff like this. Let's say hypothetically, that book, the call it the ghost writing rate on that book should have been, let's say, $100,000. I'm just throwing out a number, right? So they come to me initially and they say, hey, we can pay you 50 grand to do this job. And we know it's a little bit under, but you're going to get so much other work just for, from being associated with the Trump brand that it's going to be worth way more than 50 to you,

right? Now, I just had a kid. It was a sellout move. I'll admit that. But I just had a kid and I was looking for money. And, you know, they were just the Trumps. I didn't think any of this shit was ever going to happen. So, all right, I'll take the 50.

Then what they do is they go halfway through it. And I believe they would have fired me regardless if I hadn't disrespect to the family or not. Because what they then do is you get halfway through, you're not doing a good. job. We got to let you go. Then they go to somebody else and they say, listen, we need you to clean up this book. You know, it's almost already done. It's an easy job. We can only pay you 15 to finish it, but you're going to get all the credit and you'll get the benefits from being associated with the Trump brand. And then they end up getting a $100,000 job for, let's say, like 30 grand. And they just do versions of that across the board. That's the whole strategy.

I mean, she's pretty up front about it. Wow. That's the art of the deal? That's the art. Now, the problem is, and maybe I'm dissing myself a little bit by saying this, you don't get the best people that way. You get a lot of the bottom feeders who are just like, yeah, give me the money, let me work for free, what have you.

They're always interested in the cheapest deal, the cheapest candidate, not. I mean, if you look like how they hired their social media team in 16, it was all people who were willing to work for free. You know, it wasn't like established veterans. He didn't pick people from outside the system because he was trying to change the system. He didn't want to pay for the system. So how the fuck is he in debt?

It's all, it's a shell game. His whole shit, I saw it when I worked in the organization, man. It's all shell games. He's just moving it around. He's betting on and it's been a successful bet so far. No one wants to mess with the lawyers. No one wants to challenge. it's too complicated.

It's too complex. And he just keeps getting away with it and getting away with it and getting away with it. All right. That was former Trump operative Chris Morrow. There you go. Former Trump operative Chris Morrow giving us some inside dirt on the Trump team. All right. What's up, Ivanka?

Damn, Chris. Ivanka's a piece, bro. What do you mean? The beautiful woman. Really? He's average our best. Don't do that. He's average?

Are you kidding? I never noticed. Yes. Average. She's had how many kids? Who cares? Yeah. Isn't Ivanka the daughter?

Abanka has kids? She's like three kids. Abanka? Ivanka has three kids. Because Ivanka ain't got no kids, do she? Of course. Yeah, they got some kids. Three kids.

The blonde that they say can be president? Yes, with Jared Kushner, that little boy. Oh. I didn't know. He's a little boy, that little boy, right? I didn't know Jared and Ivanka was married. Jared and Ivanka married, three kids. She became Jewish.

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The Iverson. I love Alan Ivesant. I love him as a human. I love him as a person. Like, he is a cultural icon. I literally had all three colorways of his jersey at East Bay. I had his sneakers. Like, I love Alan Iveson.

Here's a good question. Is there anybody who doesn't? Is he the most unanimously loved figure? He might be, man. You know what's so crazy about Alan Eisen? Because he doesn't feel ringless. Ringless. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He feels like a champion. Charles Bockeley don't feel like that. Carl Malone don't feel like that. Patrick Ewan don't feel like that. Even though we respect him, they're Hall of Famers. They're all-thor. Something about Allen Overson, he feels like a champion. I can't describe it.

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You are appreciated. That's so dope, man. And yet, I'm going to have, I've had to cancel all my shows until 2021, man. So we're going to have to not. Wow. We're going to have to reschedule all the shows until 2021. We're working on something right now. It's taking a lot of our time.

And I'll tell you about it in the near future. We're very excited. Don't worry. It's going to be worked at. And again, we're going to reschedule all those. those places. A lot of those places are already rescheduled. You contact the clubs for that and we'll be reposting everything when we start the tour back up in 2021 and hopefully the whole country's cracked open by then.

But yeah, that's the church in us. Taylor, give us some shit we won't give a fuck about next week. What is it? Shit you won't care about next week? Yeah. You high as shit. No, I'm not. You want me to be high.

Do you want to talk about, though, for being an idiot, the guy that, the guy that, read himself on his co-worker's belongings or any of that. What? Oh, yeah, that was disgusting. This dude, that could be a shit you don't care about next week. This guy was trying to holler at a girl. The girl rejected him. Okay.

So he took, you know, some of that good old goddamn Neil sporned out his dick and spread it all over her desk, put it in her honey. put in her water and his lawyer said that it wasn't sexual. It was just revenge. It was a prank. I mean, it was clearly sexual revenge. When you put your semen in somebody's honey

and somebody's water, yes, in your mind. Because you've got to think, as you're masturbating, you're probably thinking about this person, right? Or someone else. No, you're thinking about her. He had to be thinking about her because he was going to do it to her.

What would you rather urine, shit, or come in your hunting? Honey. Like if somebody had to prank you. I don't want to play this wood you rat. I'm just saying. Urine shit, honey. Me, it's urine.

Can we play all three got to go? No, you're piss. Piss? What's bad about piss? No. Taylor's. Technically, honey is bee piss. Or be become because it's sticky.

It's a fluid from another person. It's a fluid from another animal. Insect, whatever the fuck, a bee is. If it's a male bee makes you think. It does make you think. Would you drink cum if it tasted like honey? Oh, yes.

I'd be, oh, yeah. Are you kidding? You wouldn't. Hold on. Wait, hold on. First of all, before we go any further, raise your hand if you don't know how it tastes. I don't know how it tastes.

Lies. First of all, what come? You're talking about males come. What a fuck? And you're lying too because you said, males go. Women don't come, Taylor?

What are you talking about? What are you crazy? You said that yes. You jacked off in it and you hit yourself. Oh, I didn't tell you that? You did.

Cute Mariah Care, honey, right now. I didn't hit myself in the mouth. I hit myself in the side of the face. And you didn't taste a little bit like. No, I didn't just a little bit. Why do people talk? like that. And if it's going to make you

admit to some bullshit. So you ain't taste a little bit of that cump. You ain't a little bit of that cum. Come on now. That is true. Dude,

when a black dude is skeptical of something you just said as always how they react. Like, yeah, was at the party that night. And you ain't got no pussy at that party last night. You ain't need her out,

yo? You ain't need that pussy, man. Yo, come on now. You're going to say you use a condom every time. That's true as fuck. You know, that's what Biden got to do, bro.

If Biden was a black boat, next time Trump says some shit, I paid $750 of taxes. That's all you pay taxes, bro. You pay millions of taxes? You pay millions of taxes? All right, yo. All right. If he hit him with that, if he hit him with that,

he hit him with that, he got something. He got something. He got something. He got something. He got something. Oh, my gosh. What else we got, Taylor? No, I don't think we answered that.

You didn't even? What we would do. If cum tasted good, we would find a way to eat it. When you guys eat it. We would. Why are we acting like we don't. Anything.

Wait, minute, if it did. No patte. This dip is good. Is this French onion? French commune. French commune. This, oh, this is the finest dip from a Frenchman. Okay.

French cummion. French cummian dip. Oh, listen, it's true, though. If it tastes a good, we find a way. We would find a way. Don't they do something with whales farm now? I'm sure we do something with every bit of, I mean, we eat bull testicles, the whole testicle. The cum is in there.

We leave it in. So you guys go down on your girl? Say again? And I know it's like mixed with like a little bit of pee probably or whatever, right? But no, but girls don't have the same cum. Like you have like vaginal secretions. And I don't taste the squirt, by the way. Yeah, squirt doesn't taste like anything.

Yeah, because I'm a clitoris guy, so I'm up here. Oh, right? So the clit comes and usually hits me like right there. No, no, no, no. I put my nose in that pus. Really? Yeah. Penetrate, bro.

Um, so also. Nobody knows how cum tastes in this room, though. I know how it smells. First of all. What? if I was a taste cum. What is that? If I was a taste cum, it doesn't taste like anything either.

It doesn't taste like anything. It's like an oyster. Yeah, exactly. There you go. You got to put hot sauce on it? What are you saying? Well, oysters kind of smell, though. I'm talking, like, whatever y'all think, like, the girls come taste like, if I was to taste it.

Yeah. It'll be the same thing. Really? Does girl come taste like unicorns in the way that like neither exist? Girls don't come like that. Yeah, girls don't do that. Girls don't ejaculate. They squirt.

Yeah, but even that's not come. That's not like them having an orgasm. Like if a girl squirts, that's not an orgasm. If there's something white and cream coming out of your woman, something is wrong. Yeah, yeah, that's like some sort of infection. You need to vote for the person with the best health care plan. She has none. 100%.

That's not true. That's not true. That's not their orgasm. If a girl, you never had a girl cream? Nothing? Yeah, that's vaginal. Like, what is it called? Yeast.

No, no, that's not. I mean, they're not coming. They're not having an orgasm when that's happening. It's just, yeah. I don't know what it is. But that's never happened to you. What? Sure.

Come on now. You know me. Come on now. I made a girl cream. Come on. Me? Never made a girl cream? Come on.

I hate shit. Come on, yeah. How you think I got these white hairs in my beard? Give me another one, Taylor. What we got? All right. I don't know if it's completely, I don't think we should talk about it.

No, no, no, no. I'm not going to transition to it. No, no, no, no. I'm going to do something else. What? That probably means. Now I really want to talk about it. No.

Go. Is it the Tori? Is it? Well, yeah. With Tori Lanes? Yeah, y'all didn't discuss it. What did Tori do? Because of the album on Friday.

Y'all never talked about it. Oh, I forgot about that shit. Yeah. Jay, you're right. Yeah, he's next. You're absolutely correct. And I was going to say the Breonna Taylor thing. You thought it was brilliant that someone wants to demand like something from the.

Oh, yeah, that's situation that got sticky. What's this? What's this? The Brianna Taylor situation. Like, they have to relieve one of the grand jurors said that they're demanding the full transcript come out because they're saying that attorney, Daniel Cameron never presented it as a murder, which we kind of broke down a couple weeks ago because I was wondering, like, the way that the case was,

you know, the way that it was presented, don't seem like they even presented it to the grand jury as a murder. She wasn't even mentioned in the transcript. So an attorney Daniel Cameron has all but admitted to the fact that he didn't present it as a homicide. Yeah. So I don't know what happens from here. I know that there's a federal investigation.

So I just, you know, somebody just needs to be held accountable for that situation. Yes. That's all. I don't know what else to tell you. And people are going to be furious until it happens. And it's, you know, like we said, there's no place you can make that kind of mistake and not have some fucking consequences for it. So somebody needs to be held accountable.

Yeah. I don't know who, but I don't know if the person that, the lieutenant that signed the bullshit Warren or whatever the fuck. Well, something, something just needs to happen. I don't know. Somebody needs to be held accountable. What else? Naya Rivera-Lill sister is now dating. Well, he's not dating, but moved in with Naya's ex.

That was sad. What? I mean, that's just a sad situation. I respect both of them. I respect Nia's ex and the sister for doing what they have to do for the child. You know what I'm saying? But it's sad that they have to do that under, you know, these circumstances. Oh, they're doing it for the child.

Yeah, yeah. They're living together for the son. They're not doing it because they're in a relationship. They're saying they're not in a relationship. But even if they do grow to be in a relationship, I don't give a shit. Well, if they're in one right now. I doubt that. Why don't we have to jump to that?

Yeah. But also, what if he has a type? Like, I mean, they're going to be similar. You know, their sisters, they're raised in the same way. There's, like, cultural values. They probably share, body type. They really may truly grow to love each other. But what I'm simply saying is Americans are crazy because we hear such a pure story.

Yeah. This is a pure story. I don't know how pure it is. Pearl Harbor, remember when that dude was smashing out Ben Affleck, Shorty, because he was dead. I get it. They made a movie about this, too, actually. How? It just happened. No, no, no, not about Niagara, like something similar to it.

Oh, that's the Pearl Harbor, the movie. Remember, he was flying the planes? They thought that he was dead, and his best friends started dicking down his girl. You don't remember that's, it's like an integral part of the plot outside of the Japanese, just flying the planes into the boats. I never watched all of them. You didn't see Pearl. You're familiar with Pearl Harbor, right?

I just never seen all of it. Yeah. You remember Pearl Harbor for real? I remember. You find all the pearls on that book at the harbor? Yeah. You're not going to try a trick. That's not what happened.

Oh. But, no, I just don't know why people jump to the worst possible scenario. Like, Dave, what was it? Was it her ex-boyfriend or the father? What is it? It's her ex-inia's ex-boyfriend. Naya Rivera's ex-boy. Yeah.

No, no, no. I thought he will. Yeah, he is. He's the father of the child. Oh. And he's moving in with his sister. Yes. I don't see the problem.

I mean, this is a beautiful thing. I think it's incredible. I think it's weird of us to think that they're just automatically in a relationship. But if they do grow to like each other and want to be with each other, who cares? Yeah, I'm not judging, man. Oh, what, man? Yeah, just let it be, man. Let it be.

What else we got? What else, Taylor? What's something that we really won't care about next week? Fresh Prince Mansion for Airbnb. I saw that. I don't care about that this week too. Don't care. They said that according to Kylie Jenner's thirst picture,

that the registration for voting has soared now. Oh yeah, because she put a picture up and she said go vote. Yeah. But that's good. Like thoughts using the thought technique to get people to potentially vote. I'm tired of Democrats being starfuckers, bro. Democrats are starfuckers. They don't hit the ground enough.

Like they got to be on the ground, shaking hands with, you know, actual grassroots activists that are actually out there on the front lines. Like literally everything Democrats do is sending around some type of celebrity. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what will really make people vote? What's that? If you talk about the issue that the people that you want to vote for you are going through. You know what I'm saying?

Actually present these people with, you know, plans and, you know, proposed legislation based off what you see they need. That's what to make people vote for you, not Kylie Jenner. The problem with that is that you alienate them, right? Because if you say one thing about one group and it is exclusive of another one, the other group is like, well, fuck it, then I'm not going to vote for you. So if you just get the rock to go out there and like that super tight shirt, he's got a body, dude.

Promise everybody the world. What happened to? Yo, I can't even believe politicians don't even. won't lie to us no more. Democrats are still doing that? No, they're not. They're not even willing to lie. They're not lying enough.

They're lying about basic shit. Basic shit. Yeah. Where's the lie, lie? Give me some shit. Make me believe in some bullshit. This is dream selling season. Y'all ain't even giving me good dreams, bro, to buy into.

Yeah. Where are the dreams? Maybe that's why it's so uninspiring. Trump gave us a dream this weekend. I'm saying I got a platinum plan. Ooh. $500 billion for black people. And I'm throwing in Juneteenth as a holiday

and I'm making anti-fin the KKK hate group. You like it? I mean, it sounds good, but I don't give a fuck about that shit. I don't really care. You know what I mean? But I'm saying that's what you should do when you're trying to woo somebody.

You know what I mean? If you're trying to court me, throw some shit out there, man. Like throw it against a wall. Let me see what sticks. If Trump did that, but he was like, but you got to let me be okay with white supremacist supporting me, would you be cool? No.

The country can never thrive under the energy of any kind of supremacy, but especially white supremacy, but any kind of supremacy, that's not how the country, we can't survive like that, bro. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't want to live in a country where anybody feels oppressed,

where anybody feels marginalized. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like you have business. other than Alex, you don't oppress your people. You don't treat them like, you don't, you don't, you don't marginalize them. You make, I watch how you operate. You make everybody feel a part of what it is that you're doing. Yes.

That's how America should be. America's not like that right now. Agreed. You know how we talk about if you walk into a restaurant and you can judge a person based off how they treat the waiter? Yeah. How they treat the waitress? There's a saying.

It's a, I think you're saying. The way you treat the CEO. No, no, it's like you can, you can. Oh, if you want to see how something, um, um, um, um, um, by how you treat something that doesn't need anything from you? Yes. Um, if you want to see the true character of a person, watch how they treat people that can't do shit for them. America has fucked up character.

That's the truth to the matter. Man's got fucked up character. Interesting. We treat the people that can't do shit for us terribly. Yeah, hey, pay all your taxes, assholes. Whereas the people that can do stuff for us, like donate to camp. Oh, we're going to give you some blue poles. Exactly.

Interesting. I drove in the day in Brooklyn. I'm looking under the bridge and I'm looking at all these homeless people. And I'm like, America got to stop lying in and stuff. This is not the land of milk and come. You know what I'm saying? It's just not. Like, it's just simply not.

Like, there should be no homeless people. There should be no homeless veterans. Everybody should have access to motherfucking health care. Everybody should have the opportunity to get a free, free good education. You know what I'm saying? Like, this shit is fucked up. Yo, what if we made a deal with the people in America? Talk to me.

You know how like when you want your kid, when your kid wants something, you probably make a deal with her. Right? She's like, I want a new Xbox or something like that. You're like, okay, well, you got to get straight A's and then you get a new Xbox. Something like that. America wants health care. Okay. Get in shape.

If we get the average weight down to 200 pounds where we get the average body fat index down to 20% right? You guys get free health care but if y'all, I saw that, but if your fat-ass motherfuckers are going to go out there, right, eating all the goddamn time,

dying of heart failure, we're not going to pay for it. What if we put it on America? I like that. You know why I like that? Because it kind of keeps, it doesn't kind of keep, it keeps everybody having a bar

to shoot for. So, all right, you got a little out of shape. Cool. We'll give you free health care if you go lose this weight. So go to a gym. you know, free gym membership, whatever it is.

If you dedicate your time and effort to losing this weight, then you get free health care. Simple is that. That right there. And, yo, by the way, if you get it for the rest of your life, if you just stay in shape, man. Unless, of course, you're suffering from some type of sickness or something like that that's causing you to have that

or some type of disease. Absolutely. That's different. But for those of us who aren't suffering from those type of things, yes, that's a great incentive. And in high school, imagine in high school, if you're like, yo, if you have a certain G-P you can go to the college of your choice for free.

You know what they got? This is not for free, but I think it's... They might already have that, though. They have something where a Santa Monica Community College is community college, right? If you have a certain GPA, you get automatic access to UCLA. It's one of the best schools in the world, UCLA. All you got to get this GPA. So it incentivizes you.

Yo, go to this community college, pay way less money. Imagine that. Imagine from eighth grade, right? So once you get in the ninth grade, if you keep a certain GPA throughout your whole high school... Get a certain SAT score. You get guaranteed. an answer. Yeah, that gives you incentive.

Yeah, so we're not going to, oh, that's a great thing. Yo, we're not going to pay for you. Our taxpayers aren't going to pay for you to go to college after you bummed it up in high school. Your parents ain't going to pay for you to go to college. Why should anybody, why should we all invest in you real talk? I'm not going to do more for you than your fucking parents, do it. But if you got straight A's in fucking high school and you killed your SATs, as a taxpayer,

I'm 100% down to put you in the best school in the world because you might start some business that could benefit me and the rest of these Americans. Let's go. Now, if you're out there listening to this and you're saying to yourself, you fucking idiots, that's called a scholarship. You would get an academic scholarship.

Oh, yo, yo, yo. Don't ruin it. Word up. A bunch of nerds out there. I didn't go to college. You know what? Did you go to college? Did you go to college?

I did. My parents paid for that shit. All right. I'm just saying. I'm not worried about these problems. The moral of the brilliant that story is. It incentivize people.

That's it. That's it. That's it. Incentivize people to do well. America ain't getting no bonuses. That's because America don't have no fucking character. You know what I'm saying? America is not giving the people of this country any bonuses. Like it's literally like it's literally like being in America is supposed to be the

price. That's literally how they treat it. You're born American. You have the freedom to be whatever the fuck you want to be. Go. And don't get us wrong. It is a prize. We are the luckiest people on the planet to be born in America now in history. Like very lucky. We can be born in a lot of different other places where it'd be incredibly difficult way to live. Now, y'all motherfuckers born. Born five years from now. I don't know. It might be rough for y'all. It might be rough for y'all.

It really might. I don't know. Remember this podcast. We was here. We was here before Rome fell in. We were living in. Your room was lit. Y'all forget.

Y'all really forget how fire America was, man. Like, what? For real? You could pull up to a drive-to and get food whenever you wanted? You're saying for a living, they just talked into microphones. In the microphone? Now that freedoms are restricted? Now you can't, wait a minute.

So y'all used to could talk about this Trump guy? Bro, imagine those old tweets. Yeah. If Trump wins in November and really becomes a dictator and makes it to where you can't ever say anything bad about him ever again. Oh, it's going to be wild. Ooh, them old tweet. You take, you're going to be in jail for 50 years.

You know, real talk, though, the year before he locks us all up, we're going to have a field day. No, I'm moving. Say what? Where are you moving Anguilla? Yeah. He'll buy it. He almost bought Greenland.

You don't think he's going to buy Anguilla? If you're roasting his ass every single week? No, he was trading Greenland. Say what? He was trading Greenland. For what? Puerto Rico? Puerto Rico.

I'll hear it out. All right. I'll hear it out. Hey, Alex Media, I'm sorry, dog. Alex Media, I'm sorry, dog. You already here. Alex Puerto Rican. By the way.

By the way, I love all the Puerto Ricans out there. Puerto Rico. Yeah. Yeah, Borika, Borega. That's not it. Oh, my gosh. It's not Borika Borega? No.

What the fuck, Merriga is a cornerster. No, it's not. Okay. You sure it's not Boreca Borega? It's Borica Morena. Morena. Oh. Black Puerto Rican, that's what he's saying.

I thought they were saying Boreca. Black Puerto Rican chick. Borika. Borega. Give me Snapple. Give me beef patty. Yo, y'allel. Or empanata.

That'd probably be empanata, not be fatty. Definitely empanata. Anyway, Greenland, we got to hear it out. That's all I'm saying. It might be better for Puerto Rico as well. You don't want to hear out Greenland, the opportunity? What if we just rent it, y'all? What if we just leased Puerto Rico?

We just leased it. That'd be a dope name for a company, though. Yeah. Porter Ritten? Puerto Rinton. You don't think so? Come on, Al. What?

I want to be American. I know you want to be American. JetBlue wants you to be American too, but sometimes we've got to send your ass to another country to get this Greenland, all right? Ain't no oil underneath Puerto Rico. Okay. Give us one more, Taylor. Oh, that's it?

What? I just don't want to piss off the Puerto Ricans. Tell me. Puerto Rico's, let me tell you something. I don't like pissing off no race I run into on a daily basis. But here's the thing about Puerto Ricans. Got Puerto Ricans, I swear to, this is the thing that's so amazing. Puerto Ricans, it might be to be Dominican.

Andrew. No, no. Andrew. Not giving us a breakdown of another coach or a race in a long time. Let's go expert. So let me say this is something that's so amazing. And it might be Dominicans as well. It might be both.

I'm not exactly sure which one it is. But the first group of people to find a way to thrive in Corona was Puerto Ricans, Dominicans. Really? Oh my God, bro. Al, tell me if I'm wrong. every single day, I don't know how you drive here. Every single day I'm on a bike, right?

Everything was locked down. There was one Spanish restaurant. I think it was called Macondoes or some shit like that, right? It was complete lockdown. Everybody was down. Everything had to be close, right? And they found a way to set the hookas up so you could do like drive-through hookah. Like literally you pull your car right in front of the restaurant and they had the hookah like outside of your car and you're like pulling the tubes into.

to your car so that listen to the music, they're partying, they're still doing the whole thing. Locked them up. Wait, what? Now you're going to tell you why you got to lock them to fuck up. You mean to tell me in the middle of a pandemic? Oh, they were having.

In the middle of a pandemic. That's true. Nah, you gotta love like. So Latinos will find a way to fucking celebrate, not even changing the goddamn filter. Not even changing the filter. Just pulling up everybody putting their lips on who in the middle of a goddamn pandemic.

You got a love it, dude. You're supposed to be social distancing. Wait, so they will find the goddamn filter. The way to thrive. They find a way to have fun. Describe this more. You're saying they're pulling up and there's only one hookah?

They did drive through hookah, yo. But it's only one hookah? No, no. They brought a hookah up to every car. Oh. It's drive through hookah. They found a way you gotta love them. There's no way that's clean.

We need Latinos. They made partying okay for everybody. We saw them party. Say it. Is you an accent? Say again? You thought you were trying to sound much Spanish. I have to bring them in, bro.

I got to bring them in. I have to bring them in. I have to make it so they understand me. Why? Oh, my gosh. Come on. We're doing Ask Idiot. All right, let's ask a idiot.

Go all the way down, Alex. I got a missing on Tori Lines on. I didn't mention on Tori Lines on. Yes, you did. I did? What do you say? He mentioned your Donkey the Day stuff, and I think he said something about

you or just people in general, like, putting him. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear the album. I heard the Donkey the Day intro, but. You can we talk about Toy for one second? Go ahead. Shoot one second. Shoot a shoot.

I'm tired of these motherfuckers that think that like the world is out to get them. There's like a smear campaign going on. Y'all are throwing the word smear campaign around a little too much. And by the way, to what academic posted, you know, I think it was like, I can't remember the websites, but it was different websites saying they'll never cover Tori again. Tori bought that on himself because Tori put out an album talking about the situation. These people didn't take this stand before that. Yeah.

They took the stand after Torrey put out an album. Yeah. So they're not a smirking. They're upset with you because they feel like you're capitalizing off the situation that you're profiting off violence towards women. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Nobody, once again, Tori, nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. So, you know, yes, I think people should be using terms like allegedly. I think Tori should have his day in court. Allegedly, fine. But people need to keep in mind that Megan, the stallion, said Tori did this to her. Right. So that's what everybody's going off. Right.

So when people have these opinions about Tori, that's not a smear campaign. Right. They're going off what Megan said. Tori did. Yeah. And I think there's a bunch of these connective, a bunch of connective tissue, right? Like the ballistics of the bullet matches the gun that he's. He had.

I don't know, nothing but none of that. Isn't that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know why people are confused now. Also, and if he said something like, I didn't shoot her. I shot around her or something like that.

You still shot the gun. Don't shoot around anybody. Yeah? No, he's not, he didn't see that. But he said it didn't go down like that. Who said, but that's not, no, the keywords like that. So who said that he still didn't shoot her? He still didn't say that he did not shoot her.

I just know that it's clearly. And he said that Kelsey. didn't do it either. That was the best friend. Who is Kelsey? That's the best friend that was in the car too. Oh.

It's clearly more to this situation than we know. Yeah. That's all I know. You've been watching girlfriends all weekend when the real drama is right in front of your face. I love girlfriends.

You know why? You know why? Because I really, man. You know, I'd just be like, I'd be sitting back listening and watching shit. Like I don't, you know, I gave Tori donkey today,

but maybe I shouldn't have done that. Because you don't know the whole. I don't know the whole story. Yo, but here's the thing like, I'm going off with Megan Sand do. Like everybody else. Like, man, I don't see why Megan would have to lie. Charlotte, let me ask you a question.

I have no reason not to believe Megan. Let me ask you a question. Not only you have no reason not believe Megan. If you get accused of some crazy shit, please believe if Andrew Sholl's ever gets accused of shooting at a woman. The second after that accusation is made, I am telling y'all what the fuck really happened if I did not shoot at a woman. Immediately, I'm going live. I'm going on Instagram. Tori, the guy who literally went on Instagram live every single day of quarantine, couldn't find his phone for 10 years for 10 days.

I like what he posted yesterday though or the day. Which was what? What, how he said that? He tapped into God. Yeah, he's not worried about what social media thinks. He's moving when God wants him to move. Charlie, man, when a comic is bombing on stage, what do they do? Is God's will?

Give it up to God. It's like, I hate when motherfuckers hop on God when it's convenient. You know what I'm saying? Like, right when there's nobody else they got them, they just go, now God got my back. Faith got my back. Fuck out of it. Where was faith?

Hey, man. There's certain things that you do, certain situations you put yourself into, and you might turn to God. Yeah. But God is just there to give you strength. Yeah. To get through that situation. That don't mean you might not get 10 years to life or 20 to life.

You know what you did? You did. Yep. And you got to deal with it. Yep. Yeah. But it is a lot about this story that is like, yeah, okay.

Like I wonder why Tori hasn't been charged. Yes. Why Tori hasn't been charged. Also, why her foot doesn't, you know, look like Jesus. Like, there's some things that you want to see. If someone actually gets shot in the foot, you want to see a hole in the foot, right? Well, the report I read said that she had fragments in her.

That's the thing about the fragments. It's like the fragments means he didn't shoot. It shot. It was near her. And then it like chipped off and then those things went in her foot. Yeah. I mean, listen, it's not a good situation. Yeah.

I, like I said, when Megan, when I heard what Megan said, this shit sounded like super, like, believable. You know what I'm saying? Like the way she even, the way she even described why she didn't come forward in the beginning. I was like, man, I have no, why would a person lie about something like that? Like, this is Megan the Stalian in Torrey Lane's.

Yeah. This isn't just two Joe Blow motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know. God bless them all. And, you know, I just, I pray for everybody's healing involved with this situation.

I don't even know how to fuck we got on this because I swear I said, what did I bring it up? What did we say? You said, wait, I do. I want to see something about. I was mentioned on Tori's album. I want to hear what he said. I like to hear how people rhyme Charlamagne.

I really do. Let me think of what. Who said that he was rhymed? He didn't rhyme. He didn't rhyme. He didn't sound good on that album's man at all. I heard that album slapping. It was people that have,

don't have a good ear. I haven't heard it. But I heard that, I've heard people tell me that album slats. Really? That's what I heard. I'm with God on this one. You high as shit.

Yeah, you're really high, Taylor. I'm really high. He forgot to. calling the back of her hair. You farted. You think we didn't? No, I... All right.

I can't find the right one. She can't even read. She's so high. Shut up. I can't. All right. Who has, this is by Damn Milicious, 1991, who has had the most disappointing hip-hop career ever?

Like, who had the most talent and they fucked it all up? Yeah. That's a good question. I kind of want to say, he's not hip-hop artist, but I would say Chris Brown a little bit. I don't know. Chris Brown had an amazing career. You know, he does, but I feel like he could be bigger.

That's all. Yeah. Would it to already say God willing? What are he saying? It's up to God. Like, I think Chris, I think Chris is amazing. Chris going to go down as a legend. Yeah.

Like, what more do you want? Of course. No, of course. I'm just saying. Yeah. I think Chris had a great. I think Chris Brown is, you know, Chris Brown is the bar for a lot of people. Yep. You know what I'm saying?

Like, like, not the personal stuff, but just professionally. And he inspired, bro. Like, Chris Brown got a hit on the radio. Right now with young thug with that shit to go crazy And da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-n-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-t Oh, boy, let's go Okay, this is just for chis and giggle now. Queen of no one's ass if Charlotte was bit by a snake

With Schultz suck out the venom Where is he bit? Most parts of his body, yes. But it'd have to be a part of his body that he couldn't suck out. Like if it's on his hand and he's just like, suck it out. I'd be like, well, bro, you suck it out. Have that ever been done in a movie? That would be an amazing sketch.

Like, that happens in real life. People get bit and then they suck it out. But imagine two dudes from the hood who decide to go camping. Yeah. Rattlesnake bites one on the duts. On the what? Nuts. Oh, come on, dude.

For real, man. For real. So then the guy goes, sucks to venom off. his balls. Yeah. Another friend takes a picture. He don't know what's going on. Oh, my God.

He wakes off out of his sleep. He takes a picture. He hears the guy moaning because he just got bit by a snake. So he's moaning like a motherfucker. He's just, what the other dude is sucking the venom out of his balls. And the dude goes, I'm going back to sleep. Then the next day, he puts the video online. The shit goes super viral.

Write that down. No, for real, I got a gay comedy I'm writing. That's straight. though. There's nothing gay about that. What do you mean? You can suck your friend's balls if you're trying to save his life from a rattlesnake bite. That doesn't make it gay. Now, if after you get the venom out, you're like, yo, you think there's a little left. But once the video goes viral, you're gay. To everyone else. To everybody else. You're gay. That's the way it works. I'm sorry, guys. Once the video goes

by, this goes back to what we're saying about, like, making the entire lane situation. Once the narrative is out there, that's the narrative. Unless you have, some truth that is more entertaining than the lie. That video of you sucking your boy's balls in a tent with him moaning because he's dying of a rattlesnake bite but you're sucking his nut for dear life. Literally for dear life. Literally for dear life. Once that goes viral, you're gay.

Nobody wants to hear your hero story. Yeah, you got to show us a rattlesnake. And by the way, think about how much of a lie that sounds once this goes viral. Once it goes viral. Now you come out, man, nah, that's not what happened. he got bit by a rattlesnake, yo. Come on, yo. Me?

You think I would just motherfucking be sucking his boss? Yeah. That's exactly what the fuck you were doing. Nothing you can do. There's no winning that. Park Rangers out here hating on you and shit. Like, no, it hasn't been rattlesnakes in these parts in 20 years. Rattlesnakes.

The park rancers. Rattlesnakes. Ain't no fucking rattlesnakes here, yo. Rattlesnakes, yo. Ain't no fucking rattlesnakes around here. But I have it for 20 fucking years and ain't no rattlesnakes. That's best he comes here. Come on come up with rattlesnakes.

Yeah, he was rattling his snake. He wasn't no goddamn rattlesnake. Yo. Park cringe. Yo, I got to, I got to give a shout-out to Stylebender, man. Israel, out of this on you. Shout out to Stylebender. Man.

Okay, that's a good, first of all, absolute beast. The motherfucking middle-weight goat. I think that when it goes down, at the end of the day, he will be the greatest UFC or combat sports fighter of all time. He's a guy I don't ever want to see loose. ever ever the dude is but i don't think he can though i don't think there's nobody i think he's i think he's in um rare air to where he's the he's he's he's far in away the best in his business it's unbelievable and there's no competition close i don't i don't i don't see it i mean i'm not i'm not a huge

ufc guy you know i mean maybe if he goes way up and wait if he goes up and wait if he goes up and wait try to fight a john jones or something like that no don't do that don't do that don't do that i mean he's so good i think that he takes out john jones I think it's way more. He's bigger than him, but Izzy, people sleep on Izzy. Izzy's gigantic. They say six four. He might be six, five.

They might be the same height, John Jones and Izzy. But Izzy's so strategic. Nah. Izzy still got that, you'll get your ass beating the bar because you don't realize who the fuck he is face. Yes, he looks innocent. Yeah, man. He's joking around.

He's into like anime and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. John looked like, I don't run up on that motherfucker. Yeah. Is he still, like, you could be a little. in a bar having a good time is he says what's up to your girl you don't realize it's like yo back the fuck up

up yo yeah next thing you know you got your head up your ass literally like literally you wake up in a hospital with your head and your ass like why is it so dark in here and what is that smell I'm serious he's a beast though man he's a fucking beast do you see what he did

to the dude after he knocked him out he humped him he humped that motherfucker dude but that's what happens All of them do that. Say what? I feel like all of them do that. I don't know.

I feel like I seen another Friday do that. That's a hell of ass kicking. Say what? That's a hell of an ass kicking. When somebody beat your ass and then humps you, bro. And then humps you? That's just a lack of respect. Don't shake my hand after the fact, bro.

Don't shake my hand when you see me again ever. No. You hump me. I got kids. You fucking humping me. Yeah, you shouldn't have got knocked out. And your name is Style Bender. Yeah, I give you some of the bet.

Let me show you a style that we can work with. Wasn't that dude like the undefeated and shit? Yeah, undefeated, just running through motherfuckers. And then Izzy took him out real quick. With ease. And gave him that butt stroke, bro. Style bend is a beast. I wonder why.

Do you think people would be more terrified of losing to him now that he's done the hump? Because they're going to be like, oh, shit. If I get knocked out, not only am I knocked out. They're going to fight harder. Say what? They're going to fight harder to try to avoid that hump. You don't think they'll be more careful? Nah.

Well, maybe. or they'll either do one or two things, they'll be more careful to not get touched, but they definitely going to go harder to touch him. Yeah. But they don't want to get that goddamn hump at the end. That's got to be his finishing move. The hump?

He's got to do that with every single person, just one thrust, bro. One good thrust. It's disrespectful. It's disrespectful, sure. No, he's a beast. I wonder why he's not bigger, though. I think that you might be outside of, like, the UFC world a little bit,

but he's the guy. He's the face of the UFC. But that's about me. I feel like he should be big period. You know what I'm saying? Like he got to look. But you know what it is? Like I don't think the hip hop world has embraced UFC like an embrace boxing.

And I think that he's the first athlete in the UFC that understands hip hop culture, that understands the music that like is part of the music and part of the culture. He might be from New Zealand via Nigeria. But the way that like he's a fan of the breakfast club. He's a fan of the music. Right. And I think he's the first person who's crossing over and bringing in hip hop to you. UFC. And at first, some people are like, well, why the fuck is hip hop community not like more invested in UFC? And my answer immediately is because every two seconds, Dana White is just

jerking off Donald Trump. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, of course, there's going to be a little bit of a barrier to entry in that. You think, you think because he's not American? Because John Jones had a little buzz for a second. But John Jones, I don't know. Like, I don't know if the hip hop community ever embraced John Jones. Not embraced, but they, we were aware. Maybe aware. I watch his fights, you know what I'm saying? I didn't order, though. I order for Izzy. I would say that Jorge Mosvedol, game bread,

has more hip-hop appeal just because of the Kimbo-Slics videos and shit that he was in. Kimbo-Slics. Remember Kimbo-Sl slice? Remember, like, the backyard brawl videos or whatever? I don't know about the bread you're talking about, though. Say what? You said something about some bread? No, backyard brawl.

I could swear you said something about some whores eating bread or some shit. Jorge Mosvedal. Game bread. Game bread. This is his nickname. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, wild dude. But yeah, I think Izzy really could be that for the UFC.

And I think he could bring like a whole new demographic into the UFC. Especially with the way he fights because nobody wants to see two dudes just humping each other during the fight. Afterwards, it's funny. But during the fight, you don't want to watch 25 minutes. You want to see elite striking. You want to see a motherfucker get punched his face or kick in his mouth. Yeah. And he got the personality.

Like, he got the, he's the complete package. Yeah. He's a beast. I fuck with Izzy. Yeah. That's it? All right, guys. Well, there it is.

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