The Brilliant Idiots - Standing On Idiotness

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

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I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiots Podcasts. Yep, Shalameen, the guys. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness.

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And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code Idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Let's start this show. Shala. Has Zakaya Walker. The gang is back together. Shala, I missed you. I missed you too, my brother. I saw you chose up.

I saw you out there in the Middle East. I saw you chose up. What that mean? What shows up mean? I had them hips showing. Everybody was telling me the hips was poking through. Everybody was telling me the hips was poking through in the road. Let me see.

Let me see you got some shake. Let me find out. That'll be jealous. That's the funny thing about social media. They'll know this shit you. They was like, yo, they was like, yo, you got the mermaid. God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. You got a bubble. No. It was like you got the mermaid. No, Charlotte, that's crazy. With the mermaid shape. The mermaid's silhouette. Yo.

Putting tail of the shame. Nah, bro. You look like one of them used to be fat. dudes. You know how like the hips don't go away, but you got skinny? Golly. All right. So you were just, tell, everybody knows, obviously, but you were just in Abu Dhabi and Dubai.

I was in Abu Dhabi. With the goat? I was only in Dubai for a day. I was really, I was really always in Abu Dhabi. Steve Harvey does something out there every year with Melt Middle East. Let me make sure that's correct. Melt Middle East. Yes.

That's the name of the organization, Melt Middle East. And he basically just, you know, does melt mid-east. Yes, he does this thing where he just basically wants people to come out and visit Abu Dhabi. You know what I mean? And see what Abu Dhabi is about.

Abu Dhabi is beyond dope. Did you guys go to like dinner? You do the... We did all of that. We did dinners. We went to the Mazz. We went to... Did you check out the I-Ladies?

I'm not following for this shit, man. You know what I'm saying? I literally was in Abu Dhabi. I know you were. Yo, listen, Breakfast Club, Brilliant Idiot, massive audience in Abu Dhabi. They were coming to me, people in the robes with the scarfs saying to me. Candora, candora. That's what we're called the candorra.

The Kecea. Saying to me, I can't believe I'm looking at you. I just saw Andrew. I just saw Andrew, I don't know, two weeks ago. I think they said. We just saw Andrew, you know, and now I'm looking at you. I can't believe I'm actually looking at you. I was like, shit.

Y'all didn't go out. No, listen. And by the way, if you went out, you would have seen what they call eye ladies. And I'm not trying to get you. And that's their way of getting, that's basically their way of getting around the system. And because there's obviously strict, you know. What is the eye lady? I ladies balls in your mouth.

He's patient. See, I'm not that patient. See, I'm not patient. I'm not patient. You got to lay, you got to, you got to, you got to lay on it. That's why I'd be fucking up at. He ain't going to stop you. He ain't get to stop you.

I'm going to be fucking up. I'm going to stick with it. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. And that was a good one. That was a good one. Listen, salute to a young lady named Jessica. She works for Steve Harvey,

Asian woman, master of Andrew Schultz fan. said Andrew Shultz is her husband in her head. Shout out, Jessica. I'm sitting down at dinner. She comes up to me. She's talking to me. She's like, it's going to be a great week.

You know, we have such a great itinerary for y'all. She was like, you know, I can't wait for you to see the such and such such and such. And you got to do the liquor excursion. I'm looking. I'm like, the lick of excursion. I'm just thinking in my mind. I'm like, she couldn't hold it. She couldn't hold it.

She started dying laughing. That's funny. You started dying in the moment. She goes, so sorry. I'm so sorry. I just listen. the brilliant idiots, Andrew Sheld just like my husband in my head. Then she pulls up her phone.

She had a list. She had 10 or 15. That's great. Rick's up jokes ready to go. Shout out to her. Ready to fucking go. What's her name? Jessica.

Yo, Jessica, shout out to you. You're the fucking best. She said she went to go see you in Toronto. Oh, stay. At the, what's the big joint? The Scotia Bankering. Now, let me tell you how I tried to get her. Okay.

But it wasn't landing. Okay. And Jessica, you don't even even know. this, but I'm telling you now. Yeah, yeah. After we played golf, which I was out there pretending to know how to play,

dress definitely looked apart. We're out there playing golf. We're at the buffet. They had the food after everybody playing golf. Yep. So Jessica's fixing her plate, and I'm like, you have to try to tip of them. Right.

Right? But whatever reason. Trying to get canceled out there. For whatever reason, Jessica was not paying me no attention. She was like, no. She was like, no. She was like,

She was like, yeah, I'm eating the whatever. I'm trying this. I'm eating this. And I'm like, I'm like, yes, with that tip with it, though. She still ain't paying me no attention, bro. So I gave it one more go, and I just got defeated. I'm like, ah, she's not paying me no fucking attention. Did you tell her that you're not?

No, she's going to hit. That's your problem. It's because you're a parody. Everything to talk. No, I think I did tell her. I told her later. Yeah. I told her at another event because I was upset.

that she didn't get it. And I was like, yo, you know, I've been trying to get you all fucking day, yo.

You know what I mean? And she was like, how? And I said, I kept telling you to try to tip of her. And she was like, the tip of the what?

Still fumble. Come on, Charler! I'm gonna tell you why. Come on, I'm gonna tell you why. Because where we were, we were at a gala.

So I didn't want to just yell it. And then somebody just over here, I just saw Shawman. Tell me the woman. Tip it to say. What is that? Charlotte.

I was at. That's the welcome dinner. Jessica, Charlotte's going to get you next time. He's going to get better. But his problem so far is that he is a, he is a parody. He is a parody.

You are a parody. That's all I'm going to say. Let me tell you something. You are a parody and what is referred to in this business as a parry. I'm not asking you what that is. Why not? Because, because, cause.

I know what you're going to say. This one I can see coming a mile away. What am I going to say? The pair of these balls in your mouth. He's getting good. He's really getting good. I can see him coming. No, you can't.

I can't give it to him. I'm telling you, I can see him. But when it's time to give it, it's just like my brain just goes stupid. Like Mitch McConnell, Like, I think I got it, but I just froze for a second. And then when somebody hits me with one, I'm just like, golly. But Abu Dhabi is fantastic. Yeah, Abu Dhabi is fucking great.

By the way, Steve Harvey is Taylor Swift and Abu Dhabi. Talk to me. I've never seen anybody get treated the way the good people of Abu Dhabi treat Steve Harvey. Damn, Steve Harvey spotted in Abu Dhabi with Charlemagne and Terrance, J. I didn't know that. Hey. Listen. First of all,

Abu Dhabi is a beautiful place. Beautiful people. A lot of morals, a lot of values. But they just, they have, they have a love for Steve Harvey that's unreal. What do you think is?

If Steve Harvey tells you to go to Abu Dhabi with him, go to Abu Dhabi with him. I have no idea. I keep trying to figure it out. You don't? He's a great guy. We know this, but family feud don't come on in Abu Dhabi.

Yeah. Where do you? you think that they, and ask them to turn the AC on here, but what do you think that they, it is hot. I, I think they like his motivational speaking. Do you think maybe they also recognize him as like an incredibly famous person in America? Of course. And that just has cashed. Absolutely. By the way, how famous is Steve Harvey? How many black famous people you think are going out there? I don't think Steve Harvey's black. Steve Harvey is not black family. No, no. How many black famous people do you Oh, oh.

Meaning like... Well, everybody usually goes to Dubai. But even though, just going to that area. I mean, Dubai's only like an hour car right away. I want to have. But you know, it's like Jersey, New York. Like Abu Dhabi's trying to do its own thing. And Dubai is doing its own thing.

They're families. And like Dubai, the... They're like United Arab Emirates. So each emirate is its own, you know, royal family. And the Abu Dhabi family are the ones that are basically, they run them all. So I think, like, the president or whatever, the person who's in. Because they got all the money.

All the money's in Abu Dhabi. Yeah. Because Dubai ran through all their oil. Abu Dhabi still has oil and natural gas. So they're stacked. That's where the real money is. Absolutely. Absolutely.

I don't know, man. All I'm telling you is, Steve Harvey tells you to go to Abu Dhabi with him, you should go. Yeah. It's an experience like no other. And we went to the F1, what's it called, the F1 race? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we went to the F1 race. And what did you think?

We stayed at that hotel. Which hotel? The hotel for the F1 race. that's where we stay when we were in a hotel. Oh, I don't know. I just went to a race track. So the racetrack wraps around the hotel. Really? So literally when we went on the race guy, we were like driving the cars and shit, not the F-4 cars. They put us like an F-3. But like my hotel window would look out onto the track.

So that's one of the things where it's like it could be really fucking annoying if they're just driving all the time. But before the race, your room is the view of the trap. So yeah, that's far. Yeah, I met Mohammed Khalifa al-Mubarak. He designs all that. stuff. So the race track, the hotels, all of that. He designed all of that, man. He was a great person to have a conversation with because, man, you think about it. Abu Dhabi, Dubai is what, 50, 52 years old? Which one is 52 years old? Is it Dubai? One of them. So basically the seven emirates came together and they were basically like, yeah, we should choose up, join up and become like one, you know. But it's very young. One big country. It's only like 50, 52 years old. Like 15

years ago, it was just desert. Yeah. And a lot of those places in Abu Dhabi. They built it up. They built it up. But just think about how a young a city is. I mean, a younger country is. Unbelievable. You know what I'm saying? To be able to say, we know the people that designed it. Oh, yeah.

Like, that's unreal. Yeah. You know, but it also shows you a lot of the things that, I don't know, man, I just feel like we might be getting a lot of things wrong here. Like, for example. I think we're getting things wrong on a human level. What do you mean? Not so much, you know.

I mean, of course, systems need to change, but I just think those systems would automatically change if you had humans who were willing to change them. Like, if you had humans who had more empathy, if you had humans who actually care about humanity, you know, I think that we live sometimes in a world where people put capitalism and superficial stuff first. And you can never have true peace.

You can never have true peace. safety if those are the things people put above. You think we put capitalism first? More than they do out there? I do. I mean, capitalism is, they're running it up out there. They do, they do, but there's still, there's still morals, like, they don't play when it comes to certain things.

Like, there's no, there's no grace. Like, you get caught with drugs over there. It's a rap. You know what I'm saying? You disrespect one of their women. It's a rap. you know, like we still have, we're not tight in those areas.

Right. To say the least. Yeah. You know? There's, yeah, I think that there's places parts that you can, you know,

I think there's things you could criticize about all. There's amazing things about out there. Then there's things that out there that like, we would look at and we'd be like, yo, this ain't even for us. Like, you know,

the labor force out there has no upward mobility at all. Now, they're getting an opportunity that they wouldn't have in their home countries. A lot of them come from Pakistan, for example. but like the way that the system is built is not so they can become citizens and eventually own a business

like what we know as a system, the capitalist system of America. Their system is you're going to work this job for as long as you come working here and you're never going to be part of society as more than someone who works. But correct me if I'm wrong because somebody broke that down to me.

They all get housing. No, no. They get housing, they get housing, now think about that. They get housing. They get food. They get transportation to work. I'm not.

It's little to no crime. over there. No, no, of course, of course, because there's no people, there's no poor people. That's my point. That's the trip. That's all I'm saying. Just make this country of no poor people. No, no. What I'm saying is there are things that you go over there and you look at and you go, well, this is amazing. The fact that I feel so safe, the fact there's no crime, the fact that there's this, like, it's seeming a massive respect between individuals. I didn't just see people get into stupid fucking bar fights and throwing up all over the place. Like, it is really beautiful in that regard. And obviously all the development and everything they've been able to accomplish in

50 years is like unprecedented. But there are also things that as a Westerner you look at and you go, oh, that's weird for me to see because the idea of America is you can come here with nothing and then make something of yourself. And that can't happen over there. And in the process of making something of yourself, you're not doing anything with your life and you end up doing dumb shit that fucks up society for all of us. Yes. All I'm saying is, yeah, maybe we need a little labor That provides some housing, some food. You're kind of talking what white people was talking back on day. No, no.

I'm just saying. No, it's not. No, it's not. This is the idea. This is the idea. It's not the same. It's not even close. No, it's not.

It's not even close. It's not even close. But I will tell you that, you know, like for example, we had a driver. Because you're still treated like a human. Yes. You're treated like a human being. No, no, no, no. You are, like, for example, I'll just tell you, my driver there,

He works seven days a week, and what they do is they make them take one month off where you get paid. I think he made $700 a week a month. Yeah, 700, whatever it is. What's their currency? 700 U.S. a month. No, no, yes, 190 U.S. a week. So it's 700 there, whatever their currency is, it's $700, but it's $190 a week. Yeah, so that's about, right?

It's about $700 a month. Yeah, they're making like $2 an hour. You got housing. And food! It's what white people said, babe. I'm just... This is what why people say. Housing, food, transportation, and freedom.

You actually don't have food? Is that freedom? Why is it not freedom? It's like they just pay for you to work. And that's it. They take this money and send it back to their homeland. Yeah, but so their freedom is just going to work and coming home and sleeping and going to work and come home sleeping. That's not freedom. What is our lives?

Yeah, but we have, we can go to. Making dick jokes on podcast. Yeah, we can do this. Yeah. You can't do it this way. Put it this way. Put this way. I'm not saying that this is, I think the way to look at this is as a Westerner, you look at this compared to what your country is, which is kind of unfair.

The way that I'm sure they're looking at it is, look, these people are coming from desperate situations in other countries. That's right. And we're going to bring them out of that desperate situation. We're going to pay them a wage. They're not going to be part of our society. They're not going to become citizen. There's no pathway to a better life here. But what they can do is send money back home to their families and provide a better life.

And when you're looking at the opportunity that that is for those people in these other impoverished countries, I can see why they go, hey, this is great. And all those people are jumping at that opportunity because it's way better than what they have at home. So I completely understand. You know how many people would jump at that opportunity here in America? We're speaking from a place of privilege.

There's people right now cold as hell, sitting on the streets of New York, begging for change, don't have a place to stay, don't have food. They would love to work somewhere. No, they wouldn't. You crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But housing, Chris? Come on. Y'all talking about the job. We're talking about the housing. Do you know what the housing is? I don't know. Eight guys in a room bunk bets. Hey, man, it's better.

Would you just tell him. So what is the shelter here in New York? That. So then you can't have housing here. Listen, man, all I'm simply saying is we're still looking at it from a place of privilege. There's people I hear that have nothing. It's not privilege. It's just culture.

Like, if we looked at it from, If we looked at the position for somebody who's like from Pakistan, they're struggling. That's right. They have no way to feed their family. And then all of a sudden this opportunity comes up where now that they, now they can, they got to work their ass off. But they can and they can take care of the family. That's a no-brainer opportunity. So you're absolutely right.

But there's people in America in that same situation. Yeah, yeah. I guess what I'm trying to say is like it's very easy to judge. But when you're coming from your situation, but coming from the people who are taking those opportunities. they might be incredibly grateful for that. So it's like it's not, it's not something where I like judge and like, just says, how dare you do that?

I understand that the world is gray, but as a westerner, they have to understand that our idea, the inception of our country is you come here with nothing and you make something out of yourself. And the fact that that isn't the idea of theirs

is we're always going to be like, whoa, what the fuck is going on here? I've said on this podcast a million times, man. might have a little bit too much freedom. Like some people here are just simply not capable of thinking for themselves. South of the Mason Dixon, I'm not just telling you the truth.

South of the Mason Dixon line, there's so many people in America. No, we're not marking that. We're not market, don't market, don't market. There's people here in America. We fucked up. What year do you think, 1863? No, 1863?

No, you're complaining two different things. No, no, there are people here who's fucking Abraham Lincoln with his ideas. No, think about what you said, show. Right? There's people here. Listen to a gay guy. There's people here who are.

There's some gay guy who likes to watch plays without his wife. There's people in America who simply there is no upward mobility for them. Regardless to how hard they try, regardless of how many opportunities are here, they're out here struggling right now. You're crazy, Alex. You've been privileged too long. No, I don't think that's true because I think. So, hold on, you don't know any poor people? No, yes, there are perfect.

I don't ride the subway no more. I know. I don't know. You don't know. You don't know no poverty, freaking people? Yo, Al, what did you say the other day? What did you say the other day? No, this shit was great.

Yo, pull up the poverty rates in America, Taylor. What was it? They don't do the showtime. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wow. I'll go, wow. Yo, have I seen change? They don't even be dancing on the subway no more.

I go, ow. Wow. I know they do. Wow. But I go, Al, what was last time you took subway? He goes, shit. I don't get a few years and not taking a fucking set. Hey, I want to say something to this audience.

Meaning the people in this room. There's a lot of poor people in this world. They are, especially in America. And imagine living in a country, too. Everything you just said in here is absolutely true. It's land of milk and honey. But imagine living in this country where you see everybody living, not everybody, but a large majority of people living great.

And you are poor as shit. Yes, but you have. You would love to have a job. You have the ability to go to school, to learn a trade, to actually pull your... Say it, you fuck. Pull yourself up. God damn it. You have the ability. I got them all, baby. I got them all coming up. Let's go.

Yo. You have it. One people. You are a Republican. He's a Republican. He's a Republican. He's a Republican. He's a Republican. No, it's definitely harder for something than it is for others. But at least you have the ability. There you just don't even have the ability. Pull yourself up by your footsteps. Like no matter how hard they work over there, no matter how much money they save, they cannot start a business. I'm with you. They cannot own property. But why can't we do both in America?

We can. Why couldn't we provide something like that for people who aren't able to do these things? You're not in right places like that people can. I don't know. You know there are people that choose to be homeless, right? Not everybody's just homeless. It's their choice. God, damn, Al.

There are people. No, no, no. If you go to L.A. And ask some of the people. When the cops tell you, stop just this. Stop. Stop. Stop.

You. For real. Right? Hey, why are we on this topic? When the cops tell you to stop, this was dead. Man, shut the fuck. We almost there. Alex is crazy.

Make America crazy. Alex is crazy. Alex, you know what you said. Trump is back, baby. Alex, no, you sound like, no, no, you sound like the guys who'd be like, I wouldn't fuck her in no way. You, you ain't got a choice. You ain't got a choice. You ain't got a no option.

Whatever he said. You're 350 pounds. Mago! Mago! Mago! You're 300. You're 350 pounds. You got a lazy eye.

Lazy eye. Eyes lazy. You need to be in a labor force because you ain't got no job. Exactly. Eyes lazy. You live. I think. Ethnicity's lazy.

Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Why you say that, bro? Rep Puerto Rican, yo. Damn, bro. This guy's a reporter Rican. So in the shelter, in the shelters,

they have to follow rules in the shelters where they can't use drugs. They can do certain things. So they choose to not be in the shelters so they can live and do the things they want to do. So that's why there are. So that's why there are. people that choose to be homeless so they don't have to find the rules on shelter. I think that's a very small percentage. Most bonita.

Nobody would, I don't think nobody would make the choice to be homeless. No, no, I'm telling you. They haven't. You haven't seen that before? I think they made, I think people like that make the choice to be homeless because they only have a couple of options. I think if you gave them the choice to say, hey, you can work in this labor for us. You can make however amount of money a month.

We're going to give you free housing, food, transportation, to work, I think they would take that deal. Yeah, but now, so imagine if they work hard and then they save up some money. Imagine. They can't even get an apartment and like, get their own space. But Alex, what if they don't want to? Imagine if they want to, they can't. Over there. Yo, shout out to Abu Dhabi.

They could hear if they want to. Y'all figured it out. Yeah, they have the free. So why can't we do both? Why could we provide what Abu Dhabi provides? Hey, let's get. I'm like it. Because by the way, wouldn't that help people get on their feet? So once they're on their feet, what could they do? Staying on business. means. He knows I stand on business.

They can stay up on business. You're not ready to stay on business. You're not ready to stay on business. Are you staying on business? You're not standing on business. Alex, you ain't standing on business. I'm not standing on business. You're not standing on business. You're not. You want people to pull it, pull their stuff up by their bootstraps. What boots you know got straps? They didn't even sell boots and straps. What kind of crazy terminology? Chris, do you think this is too far-fetched of an idea? I don't even understand what you really are going to get this. point.

No, me neither. But we can do it. Just find the joke. Chris. Pick a side. Pick a side. Pick a side, Chris. Find the meat that you can.

I noticed you didn't go to Abu Dhabi. Find the meat, Chris. What type of meat? There's a good debate in here. Yeah, let's find a debate. You know what I'm saying? A most of brilliant idiotness. Find the meat.

What type of meat is it? All I'm simply saying is Abu Dhabi has this, what's it called? Shultz, the labor force. They have a labor force. Yeah. where they provide housing for people. Housing. You get food, transportation to work.

One month off a year that is paid. And I think you get, it's like $190 a week. Well, no, it varies. Like if you've been working there longer, you'll obviously get paid more. I guess my thing is I don't think people want to do that. I think people do that out of desperation. Yeah, but people do, nobody wants to do most of their jobs.

Y'all are so privileged. Like the idea that you get to just do what you want, that's just for us. What Shots said is true. You got to go back to what Shost said. Think about where these people are coming from. We're looking at it from a different perspective because of who we are. But think about where these people are coming from. That's a sweet deal.

Glock on your don't. What? That's a sweet deal, man. What happens with that when you feel that steel right on your temple? What happens? Oh, you said Glock. Boy, you said. I thought you said,

Caholic. I was like, shit. That's how you get $4,000 in America. What? He said that people.

Why you wanted, I'm not even going to make the jail. Taylor, Taylor, you know, is so crazy that you can say shit. Yo,

get it, get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Okay. Teller. Sometimes you got to

deflect from yourself. Get away from me. Get away from me. When you see that low-hanging fruit, Kick it out the way. Get that low-hanging free off the fucking way. Get it out of the way. She don't eat food. We don't eat. You really served that. We died.

You served it right now. And we didn't eat it. What was her only comment on that whole discussion? They got free food over there. You know, you said they got free food. My way. Thanksgiving was just last. Last week, Taylor, I know your mama threw down.

I got a picture of your mama's pie in my mom. Feins, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes. I know your mama threw down. Whoa. I have a question, though. Please. Look at Taylor Mama pie. I said that to him.

Oh. Taylor Mama pie so pretty. Yo, with all due respect, the mom's pie's beef. And you know what Taylor mom sent? You know what she sexed me when she said that? I'm going to show it to you. All due expect, your mom's pie is beautiful. She got maybe the sweetest looking pie.

What tell her mama said? What tell her mama said? Oh, she flurred. Oh, she flurred. Oh, she flurred. Oh, she flurred. Oh, she flurred. Oh, she flurred.

Oh, she flurred. Oh, she flurred. Yeah. That was not you. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No.

No. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'll screen shout it to you. I'll let you read it, Taylor. Hey, hey, man. What is it saying? What is it say?

That ain't you. That ain't you. Tell them, Mama, tell him, Mama, tell him, Mama, I stand on business. Tell him, I stand on business. He know I stand on business. Your mom got the sweetest pie. We don't all do respect. We'd all do respect.

We'd all do respect. We'd all do it. Taylor, why are you mad that we're complimenting your mama's pie? It's a picture of your mama's pie. Stop playing with me. And it says if you act, and it says, if you act right. I swear to God. Does it not say.

And guess what, I got the same text message right here too. Your mama sit in both. I swear to God. I swear to God. Yo, sit down. We bang! We bang! We back, baby. We got to record an afternoon. I'm staying on. I'm sitting on business, yo. Let's pay some bills, man. Yo. Oh, salute the policy genius.

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America can learn from Abu Dhabi and vice versa. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. As we all should, that's cultural exchange. It's beautiful to see this. Beautiful, man. And I mean, go out there. Like, it's an awesome place to go experience. And to everything we're saying, you know, we say Chris, you said that you don't think people would want to do that. All I'm simply saying is it shows in their society. When you have little to no crime, don't we always say that all you got to do is provide for people? It's beyond safe. Like, leave your purse sitting around safe.

Leave your wallet sitting around safe. Leave your doors unlocked if you want to. That's the type of stuff we used to do growing up in the country, like in the 80s, 1980s something. So I'm just saying it is something to, hey, if you simply provide for people, And people got enough, like their basic needs are met, it reflects in your society. That's all I'm simply saying. Basic needs are met.

That's more than basic needs. It's more than basic needs. There's luxury. There's luxury. That's all I'm saying. Let's do some of your shit, Taylor. What's this shit called? Memes.

By any, what's this shit called? They make you dance. We've been gone for two weeks. It's been so much. You better have a lot of shit. It's not fun. I'm walking around. Yo, Taylor.

Don't get out of this. Don't get added to this list. Don't get added to this list. What list? That list was crazy last week. Wait, what's the list? That list, it was just like, I missed it.

I was in Australia. Like names, it was just a list. That list was crazy. This is what? This is the didster? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about the ditty situation.

Yeah, but give us the thing about the ditty situation. I saw people saying how. I swear to God, you don't realize the reach I have with my legs. of my legs. I saw people saying how... Hey, it's a real... I saw people saying how there's a lot of people

not talking about this situation. And this is what I would say. What are you supposed to say? Because if you're a podcaster, you're a YouTuber, if you're just a person on social media, you can say all types of stuff. You know what I mean?

When people say things like, yo, you know, nobody's talking about this. It's because what y'all want people to say is, oh, he did that shit. You know, he did that shit. You want us to sound like the internet. Yeah. And you want us to start talking about, you know,

well, I heard he did this then and I heard he did that then. The reality in the situation is you can't do anything except for report about what actually came out in this situation. He got sued. he settled. For all of it? I don't know. I heard all of it.

If he did, I think the conversation we could have without, you know, becoming products of a lawsuit ourselves. But we could just say allegedly for everything right now and then we could start having fun again. But even with that,

but even with that, even with that, what's the point of that, though? That's fun. So we can have fun. Yeah, it's fun until it's not you.

That could easily be anybody in the room. No. Yeah, it could be. Not that shit. People make up stuff all the time. By the way, I'm not saying this is made up. I'm just saying people make up things all the time. My point is, I don't know if any of this is true or not.

So let's just say, even if we're saying allegedly, we say something like, oh, did he be to women or did he rapes women? I didn't say that. But my point is, that is what people want. I said he pays women that say he did that. That's a fact. Come on, tell my, but show, that's where I was going. That's why I was going.

You know what a good conversation is? What is that? Is settling a lawsuit in the mission of guilt? I didn't say that he that he's admitting guilt. But I'm saying is it, though? Is settling a lawsuit like this

in a mission of guilt? No. It's not like legally you're saying or what are the streets think? No, legally. The streets is what gets a nigga suit. Ooh. And crackers.

But, fucks the streets. Legally. What are we? We didn't have anything to do it. Let's talk legally. is this if you settle is it in the mission guilt

okay break it down because it's not admitting guilt you're settling so you don't have to go to trial yes because sometimes going to trial can cost you more money not only on the trial but in terms of public perspective

than just settling and when public perception yeah perception and when somebody settles you start to think oh they just wanted money so once somebody like if you want justice for a

a lot of times people will go, okay. You go to criminal route, not to civil. Exactly. When you're just going to civil route, to me, it speaks a little bit to, uh-oh, this person might be after some money. That being said, there might be enough information out there or this trial could get ugly enough where Diddy and his team are like, yo, we just got to pay her and then try to bury this.

And that's always been the old school way, right? Like, you know, if you read about like the Michael Jackson situation, you'll see things with Johnny Cocton told Michael like, look, man, you know, I know you're getting advice to settle, but once you settle, that door's never going to stop getting knocked on. There's going to be people coming all the time, you know, looking, making accusations because they know you're going to settle. But wasn't this tied in specifically to a New York state law that was going to expire at the end of last week? Yeah.

But I don't know if you can bring. What was it? What was it for? It was a specific law. It's the, uh, I know what you're talking about. I know, I don't know if you could actually, you might have only been able to do a civil under it is what I'm thinking, but that don't mean anything.

You could still go criminal, especially with the stuff that she's alleged. Is there no, yeah, is there no staff? Yeah, with the stuff that she alleged, you could definitely still do criminal if you wanted to. If,

if it happened so long ago, and you don't have any proof. It wasn't that long ago, though. I mean, it's hard to prove, right, without, like, a rape kid. adult survivors, you know, witnesses and things like that. I would think so, you know, but clearly.

In a criminal because you need to, you need a ball 12. Okay, so let's look at both sides. One side, let's look at the side that there's two outcomes here, right? Well, there's multiple, but two extreme outcomes. One extreme outcome is this is potential. She's just after his money. She's maybe realized that she can't make any more money, or she's realized, you know what, I don't want to be in the industry anymore,

so I have nothing to lose by outing this person and being looked at. All of this is true. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to go after his money. That's one potential one. And then he did absolutely none of it. That is potential.

There's another version of that where some of this stuff might have happened, maybe not all of it, but she's still like, you know what? I want to get paid for the trauma that I endured with this person. That's another potential option. Then there's another option where like every single part of it happened. And now Diddy's like, oh shit, the walls are coming, crumbling down. and I need to, you know, close, what is it called, stop this leak because these other leaks are starting to happen.

Impossible. And it falls apart. Impossible. Impossible in this era. To stop the leaks. Impossible. Right. Impossible in this era.

Because, you know, even, I'm going back to Michael Jackson again. And that's why I said what I said earlier. There is always copycatching situations like this. Yes. You don't know whether these things are real. I'm not. Johnny Cochran, God, let's dead, literally told Michael. Yeah.

If you settle this one, everybody's coming. I'm telling you, there's going to be a bunch of people. coming saying, hey, this person did this, this person did that. They're going to reflect on some party that you went there that they were at. And they're going to be like, you know what? He did grab my butt when I walked by. And I thought it was just kind of fun in the moment. We were all just kind of hanging out and partying.

But now that I think about it, he assaulted me. And that's fucked up. And he's paying. So let's get that money. By the way, I don't want to diminish anything that, you know, any allegations made against them. That's a potential option. I'm not saying the thing. this is every option. I'm saying it is possible that someone could see financial incentive

and then take advantage of it and then sue him when something didn't happen. It's also very possible that women are now emboldened or empowered by this first person doing it and they go, wow, now I feel safe enough to go after this powerful man, an incredibly powerful man. Okay, I'm going to also file a lawsuit based on this very real thing that happens. All these are possible. Absolutely. I mean, that's why I asked the question. Is it an admission of guilt? I don't think it is a legal admission of guilt, but I think the public starts to speculate about your guilt. And by you saying that is exactly why people cannot have a conversation about this.

Because we did, but you can't have the conversation that the public wants you to have. Oh, they just want their feeling satisfied. Exactly. The public don't want you to actually look at it from a nuanced perspective. They just want you to pick aside and say either you believe them or you don't believe them. All I'm simply telling y'all motherfuckers is you can jump out there on your podcast, you can jump out there on your YouTube channels, and you can say whatever you feel. You can call him a rapist. You can call him a woman beater.

But when you get served with a lawsuit, we'll see. When you get served with a lawsuit, just no. Now, this does not apply to 50 cents because he can do whatever the hell he wants because he... Y'all not paying attention. 50 is the smartest. Oh, he is the smartest. 50 is the smartest. The smart.

50 has not once... Said one thing. He's just reposting what other people. He is the... He's like the news. Watch CNN, watch MSNBC, watch NBC, and watch how they report on stuff like this. All they do is report the story and the details, the allegations that are made in it. He's the goal.

That's all 50s doing. Nothing else. The problem that y'all be running into, a lot of you new media personalities, is because y'all think y'all can have an opinion and y'all think your feelings matter. Your feelings do not matter because none of that has been proven in a court of law. My feelings matter. I'm just saying. Like, he has not been proven to be a rapist or a woman beater in a court of law.

And she did not attempt to prove that. This is very important. She did not attempt to prove that he was that in the court of law. Yeah. She attempted to use that allegation to get money out of him. And when she was offered money, she accepted. And that is important.

Now, that's not. Well, according to the court documents, they had been trying to work out a deal for a while. And she wasn't accepted. So. Well, he wasn't accepted of her terms. Well, he's,

neither party was accepting. She's like, I want this much. He said, no. She's like, all right, well,

I'm going to go public with this. By the way, she won on both fronts. Yes. Because you got your story out. Yeah. Court of public opinion is having a field day. Uh-huh.

And you got paid. And we remember how absolutely beautiful she was. And, and, and to your point, you just now, you might have opened the door of other people who may have a story. Yes. Now, I think there's part of us that's always like, you know what, I want, I want you to seek justice. Because if someone has done something wrong, I want them to be punished outside of, you know, money. If he's worth billions of dollars, then this is a drop in the bucket. But this might be justice.

Yeah, why is money not justice? Yeah, why is it? You brought this up on Fligrant. I thought that that was a great point. I think money can also be justice. But with not just money, but watching a person. whole empire crumble. So that's the other thing.

It's like watching the empire crumble might be justice because you could make the argument that it was the empire that enabled him to do these things if he did them. Right? So without that apparatus

and that power, how could he continue this behavior? Allegedly. Allegedly. So you could make the argument that that has happened. But if he was in jail for this, he also couldn't do those things.

And then some victims might have seen, like they've received more justice. Now, as somebody who's been in the industry for a while, have you heard any of these rumors? I never heard rumor. I only heard he was gay. That was the only rumor that I heard about that. I'd be honest. That's alleged, but like, for you, like, my mind fucking exploded. Like, I thought he loved guys' cocks. I didn't realize that he was out here allegedly doing these things to women. This is how we know the world is becoming more progressive because in the lawsuit, she talks about how allegedly he would hire male prostitutes

to fuck her and jack off. And he would jerk freakoffs. He called him a freakoff. Yeah, I mean, nobody cared. I mean, I don't think that's gay. I mean, that's what you do when you watch porn. You watch a male prostitute, fuck a female prostitute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, nobody cared. It's weird when it's your girl, but it's not gay. Like, we jerk off to guys. Well, they just are fucking ones. Being that I listen to horrible decisions, I know what that's called. What? Cuckholding. Yes. He allegedly enjoys a nice cockle.

Yeah, I love this drink. I like when you like this, Daddy. When you put my bag on. Daddy, I like when you scrambling and scraping for shit. I like that. And today, well, we're recording this on a Tuesday, did he step down as chairman of a revolt? Go back to that 50 cent post.

And I'm going to tell you why 50 is literally the, as a diabolical genius. And he's, he's, first of all, you can read 48 laws of power and all. that stuff like that. You can read the art of war by Sunsuit, but it got to be in you. 50, he posts did it reportedly

takes temporary leave as chairman of a vote amid sexual assault lawsuit. 50 says, I'll buy that from you, Playboy. Put a low because you know Cadillac and AT&T going to pull out.

Those are the sponsors, I presume? Yes. I'll give you a few dollars for it now. Sell it to me and we can be friends. I'm serious. Call my phone. Why do y'all think that was a genius? thing to post. He's basically

telling Cadillac and AT&T to pull out. And telling people who the sponsor. So if they want to harass Cadillac and AT&T, that'll happen. And once the money comes out, it's a rap. It's a rap. This guy, man.

This guy... 50's not to be fuck. No. Don't fuck with fifth. Y'all don't even... Fifth is... Play around if you want to. Fifth is different. And he's on tour. Ain't even in America.

He's waking up in random countries. At all times in that. Shutting it down. You're 3 o'clock in the afternoon where he's at. Then performing in arenas. What is that? That was crazy. That was crazy.

That was crazy. That was crazy. Well, hey, a fifth walked out. Wait, hold on. This is the video of Puffy's patent Jay-Z on the butt. And 50 caption is, 20 machine guns only get 10 months. Did he in the back, patting on niggas,

What? I ain't with it. I ain't never been with it. But what is that about 20 machine guns 10 months? He's trying to after shot at T.I. About what? When T.I got locked up with all those guns. Yeah, but he stood on business. He stood on business. I stand on business.

He did stand on business. He did stand on business. Or are you saying that he might have gotten a deal or preferential treatment? I mean, 50 said that before. So 50 alleges that T.I. is an informant? Yeah, but T.I. is not an informant. There's no such thing as a secret informant. Like, no.

What about Whitey Bulger? He was a secret informer for years. But eventually he found out. No, he got killed. Then people found out. But I thought once you start going to court, doesn't the informant got to take the stand against you? No. What's up with Whitey, the Irish, the guy up in Boston.

He was like an informant. He was like working all angles. Yeah. But he would just like tip off the FBI and other agencies. But he's not like going into court. And so it's like they'll lead to arrest and they would arrest usually. his competition and things like that. So it's like an informant in that way

where you're working with the cops. Did you hear about whitey bulging? Stop it. Charlie, you got it like, spread it up different. No, it's one of the crazy things because he's one of the smartest human beings I've ever met my life.

But his inability to get this is like confounding. No, no. I wasn't going to do it. I heard it. And I was like, ooh. I need to see him

Fuck this up Whitey Bulger, who? Now, why would I say who if I just brought him up? I know him. But no, I said Whitey Bulging. Even worse.

That's what worse. But then, how are you even going to finish that? How are you going to finish that, though? That's a good question. It's a lot of different scenarios in my mind. I don't know where I was going with it. But it's like, you know why de-boaging? Why de-boging in those pants?

You're fucking giddy, bro. What is going on right now? Why? By the way, let me tell you something. Yeah, tell us something else. I was in Abu Dhabi, right? Yeah, tell us about Abu Dhabi. I got a haircut on Friday.

All right. And they had a... You still call it that? Yeah. They had a salon downstairs. Call it a shape. Yeah. So,

a haircut. They was like, yeah, the guy can cut your head downstairs. So I go down to the haircut. Mind you. It's not a haircut.

But I'm saying. It's so simple for me because I'm bald-headed. Like, you know, a little shave. It's nothing, right? You got to shave.

It's not a haircut. Yeah, it's nothing, right? Women don't give their legs a haircut. Yeah, to get waxed. They shave. They shave. Yeah, exactly.

I'm going to get a shape, right? I'm like, okay, I'll go down. I go down there. And if the person is in a salon, if the person's in a salon, they can do a shit. Right, we're in the Middle East, a lot of brown people, black people.

They know what they're doing, right? Yeah, yeah. So I go downstairs, man. And there's a Filipino guy. Uh-oh. Filipino guy. Cool. Yeah.

You know. And anything on the Mastiff? It's not, dude, it's kind of crazy. Filipino, anything on the Mastiff? I was asking what. Ask him with a mask. Just move on because you don't even know

what it goes I'm not going to talk about it. So I'm in there and the only reason I knew you're Filipino because we got it through a conversation you know, I'm like somebody's cutting your head

that's a very intimate thing. Also they'll have, I don't even have to say that massive if you want but they'll have trinkets and stuff that would Oh, no, no, no, I didn't see none of that.

I could look at him and tell he was some sort of Asian. So you don't know if he's actually Filipino? No, he was. Did he have a master? No, listen, we started talking. That's just crazy.

I'm not asking you what that is. Okay, so we start talking, right? Did he or not? What you mean, did he or not? Did he or not have a plastic? No. I don't know what, no, he did. Right? So we're talking, right?

Did he or did he not have my stiff dick? So we get into a conversation, he tells me he's from the Philippines, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go, oh. Mahal Kita, he goes, thank you. Thank you. Right? So I know Mahal Kita.

That means I love you in Filipino. Yeah. When I told this man Mahal Kita, this man proceeded to give me one of the best shaves of my life. Really? Probably top three. This man, it's like he started seducing me, y'all. He goes, let me wash your hair. Guys, I don't have hair, right?

So he puts me in front of the basin, the warm water, the lather. He's just rubbing my shit. It's like a massage on my scalp. Then he rinses it off. Then he blow dries me, and he patched me dry. Then he proceeds to shave me. And he's giving me, like, all of this intricate detail. Like, he's just touching my face in such a nice, soft, there I say, sensual way.

You know what I mean? So then after he gives me this shave, he goes, let me wash your hair again. So he puts me back under the basin washes me, washes my hair. Then he sits me down, he blow dry it, then he pulls out all these creams and these fragrance. Blow drys? What?

My scalp. Then he gives me this head massage. Brough, he did my head. Like, you ever seeing somebody when they're molding clay? Yeah. He was doing my scalp like that. And I'm sitting there like, oh, this dude is risen me to fuck up right now.

Did he break back? And it's working. Did you get anything? No bulge. But you know what? I let myself go. I said, you know what? I'm going to let myself go.

This feels amazing. If I get a Woody, if I get a blacky bulger, if I get a blacky bulger, then it was meant to happen, right? So, okay. All I'm simply trying to tell you, yes, that's how it looked. Holy shit, Taylor.

How to fuck. did you find? What the fuck? She just pulled up Yes. She just pulled up Bugs Bunny giving Elma Fudd a shave. This is how this Filipino man was doing me. This kind of detail. Cremes,

fragrances, fingers. Yes! Yes! He was doing this like shit. Standing on my head, bro. Like, you don't even understand. Laying me at the basin, washing me with just the utmost care. And he's talking to me as he's doing it.

He tossed your salad too. You like this? I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I moaned, bro. What? John, stop it. I'm moaned, man. You don't got to do this.

I'm moaned. When I let myself go, when I let myself go and I said, I'm just going to relax and be in the moment. I was just like, oh, no. And he goes, tension. Tension. You have so much tension. Just relax. Just relax.

Relax. Bro, you're going to get this gay Filipino thrown off a building in Abu Dhabi, bro. They're going to find out exactly who this is. They're going to be like, I knew he was gay. I don't think he was gay. I think, no. He jerked off your head. You mean, not gay, son.

And you told him you love him in his language. Yes, ma'am. That's probably like they call, you know. Listen, we tell each other we love each other. Yes, but he's not expecting you to know that. And by the way. That's why manners will take you where money won't, and that's why being respectful of people's cultures

will get you, you know, great experiences. I don't want that. I don't want that great experience. You ain't had what I had. You had that shave that I got, you'd want to feel like that. You'd want to feel like that. Yo, come on, bro. This is crazy.

Come on. What you mean? You're back in there, bro. You look at all. You look at all. You look at all. You look in there, boy. Yeah.

No more, Bob. You're not doing this. No more. He's doing it back in there, from. Shout out to the Filipino, man. Yeah. Still putting out the back call out.

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Man, come on, man. I'm just happy you selling out all these arenas, man. Man, it's crazy. You know, saying it's always amazing when a Latin pop star, you know, internationally does this thing. But then comes to the American gets that kind of love, bro. La Vida, look. man, it was crazy going on. Thank you so much to everybody in Australia.

Like doing the highland, doing the arenas in a foreign country is just insane. Like you just... Bro, getting love in a foreign country, man. That's the thing. Like, being able to just perform in another country is amazing. But then you go, we're walking to these venues and it's like, you're just blown away. Like, the whole block is the venue? There's a difference.

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What was that place called? We were like a month. In Abu Dhabi, we were at the arena there in Abu Dhabi. Oh, it was Abu Dhabi. Yeah. That's when that whole 6,000 people. The Etihad Arena. Yes.

Yeah. You know how many people came up to me in Abu Dhabi and literally said they went to Shochel. Isn't that crazy? Like, they listened to Brinians. I met a podcast. I met a, what's my guy named? A.B.

He got a podcast. I got a podcast. You know what I'm saying? He's a big podcast. out there like you that's different to me that stuff like that is always surreal to me because you know we come in here and we do our thing and whatever studio we're in at the time and we just work yeah and to know that you're reaching and not just reaching but connecting with people like legitimate connections like yeah the stuff people was telling me this week is mind-blowing man

I'm not even going to lie like like the way they feel about us I'm stoked you went out there's mind-blowing like I'm not even joking it's mind-blowing it's literally like wow What do you got? What's up with you, my boy? What do you got? What, uh, Invisible Generals by my man, Doug Melville. That's out right now. Okay. Uh, available everywhere you buy books. Make sure you go support that. And, you know, SBH Productions, my company with Kevin Hart at Audible. Um, last, what's the day? Last week Thursday, we released our latest audible original, which is called Broke down profits. Broke down profits is by world-renowned New York Times bestselling offer, S.A. Cosby and spanned city locales on the east coast to the familiar grounds of the south. And it's a crime story. So it's about a crime spree where you get to meet a person named Preach and Digit and Maria,

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I told you that's like it's a system. Like, I like playing in those kind of systems. Like, it's the same thing like when you come here to do brilliant idiots, we have a system, you know? We freestyle a little bit. It's ours, though. It's our system. Nobody else can do it. Yeah, yeah.

That's why they hate when other people come here and do it, you know? but it's ours. We know what we're doing. You know, so it's our system. It's like when I get up in the morning for breakfast club, it's a system. Like, it's a system. So when you learn how to play in somebody's system,

which is hard for some people to do, it's fun. Now you can flourish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's fun. I love it. I love it. I look forward to it next week. What else we got, Taylor?

What else we got? Oh, Dolly Parton. Salute the Dolly Parton, yo. Coming out of the fucking Cowboys game looking. Amazing. Let me see this. Dolly's 77 years old, bro.

Let me see them fat chicks. Come on, man. Come on, man. Wait, she's what? 77. There's no way. Seventy fucking seven. That's somebody's grandma, bro.

Oh, God bless. That's somebody's grandma, bro. Do you think she had work done? Dolly? I mean, her abdomen looks incredible. Her legs look incredible. What kind of work? See, we say that stuff about Dolly, but the work Dolly probably got was probably in the 40s.

So it didn't hold up. Yeah. You know what I mean? So this can't just be work. You know what I mean? It's got to be genetics and something. She just looked good. He's 77 years old, man.

Dolly Parton out here looking. She's almost 80 years old, Taylor. You can't give it up for that beautiful ivory queen. What do you mean? What are you talking about? No, that working 40s was crazy, Taylor. Come on now. You got her boob job when they put oatmeal in there.

Exactly. You know what I mean? Forge. Horwich. Come on. Exactly. Orange, man. God damn, yeah.

She looked good for 77, man. She looks active. Why women really age the best, bro? Like, when you think about it? Nah, this is an anomaly. Come on, cut it out. This is an anomaly. Like, Dolly got black in her family.

You think she's part black? Got to beat, bro. Got to be, bro. Damn, bro. You know what she got her name from? What? You know, pardon? You had, I gave,

I gave you the opportunity. It made me nervous. You could have touched it. It made me nervous. I really wanted him to get one. It made me nervous. I really wanted him to get one. You didn't think of what it was yet.

You knew that. Because it was close. I know. Because it was close. Oh my God. No, I didn't. I didn't. Yo, let me hear my man, Dremont, man.

Dremont Green has no regrets. About what? Choking our Rudy Gobal? I missed this. I ain't hear this for it. I think, I mean, as you said, and I think Steve acknowledged, motive was to come to your teammates' defense. And I think his comment was that it just went on too long.

You held on too long. How do you look like? You regret it at all? I don't live my life with regret. Like I said, before, I'll come to a teammate's defense anytime that there's a time. I'm in a position to come to a teammate's defense. That's what a team is. You stick together through the good and the bad.

And I take that to heart. I take pride in being a good teammate. That's when I step in here every single day, that's number one on my list to be a good teammate, number one. I think that takes care of a lot of things. So I take pride in that. And reflected over on the whole incident, I think for me is, you know,

you kind of go through the the whole gauntlet of everybody having an opinion. How do you sort of reflect on the whole thing? I mean, as you said. And you listen to those opinions or not. Some people opinion I hear. Some people opinion I don't.

And, you know, I think for me and going through it is like what matters to me. And what matters to me is how the people that I care about feel, first and foremost. How are the people that I care about affected? How are the people that I care about...

It's a long run out way to say, I enjoy choking the shit out Rudy. Right, though? I think that's it for me. Now, I think... I'm going through this, the way the media portray you is like... Yo, Dremont, you enjoy choking the shit out Rudy.

It's okay. That's not going to be. We know you don't fucking rude. You know, so you got people out there talking and bumping their gums. Nah, bro. We ain't just bumping our gums, though. We calling it what it is. First of all, salute to the goat, Draymond Green, the God, okay?

One of my favorite players in the NBA. This is for COVID. Probably my favorite player in the NBA. You know what I mean? He don't fuck with Rudy Gobert. He's been waiting for an opportunity. All that stuff he said about being a great teammate is true. He ain't going to let nobody fuck with Clay.

He ain't going to let everybody fuck with Clay. He ain't going to let everybody fuck with Steph. They got history. They are bound together forever. But you enjoy that shit, Dremont. You enjoy choking the shit out of Rudy Gaubert. And I ain't mad at you. Yeah.

You need a Dremont Green. Dremont Green looks foreign to y'all because y'all didn't grow up in the 1990s. All right? He's one of the last enforcers. I know Charles Oakley says he's the last enforcer. Nah, Big Ope. Dremont, because he's still out there. Caring on tradition.

Dremont gets busy, bro. Yes. Dremont carrying on tradition. that Charles Oakley, president that Charles Oakley said, Anthony Mason, Bill Lambert Beer, you know what I mean? Those were Led Robert Parrish. Legendary hitman, man. Legendary hitman.

Yeah. What? No. No. Back in the day? No. But you know that Rudy Gaubert started COVID, right? When he made fun of it and he coughed and he rubbed the fucking, I remember that shit.

So think about how many people he choked up. This is what we call payback. You ain't wrong when you're right. Thank you, Drake. Thank you, Drake. You ain't wrong when you're right. Shout out to Draymond Green. Okay, better than any vaccine.

Draymond, the vaccine green. That's what the fuck his name is from now on. Draymond, the vaccine green. All right? Got COVID the fuck up out of here. What else we got tail again? Shout out to Erica Badu, man. The icon living covering the Germany men of the year cover for GQ.

What is this thing where GQ? puts like women as the men of the year. It really is. Right? We fall forward. Exactly. But why? I don't get it.

Like, what's their logic behind it? It's the same way how the magazines put a trans person as women as it. I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't even realize this is the men of the year cover until I said it just now. I just thought Erica was on the cover of GQ. I read the headline. Erica Badoo covers Germany, men of the year cover. I just thought Erica was on the cover.

First of all, I will always salute Erica She's one of the greatest artists ever in the history of life. And then when you really look at this, right, and this will always be talking about quality over quantity, right? Erica Badu, hold on, let me pull this up. I was looking at this other day. Erica Badu has not put an album out since 2010. Still relevant, really?

No, New America Part 2 was her last album in 2010. And she's only got five albums. Baduism, Mama's Gun, Worldwide Underground, New America Part 1, New America Part 2. Five albums haven't dropped the project since 2010 and is just out here killing. Like she's the freaking, she's the bar for so many R&B singers, so many women, so many men always put Erica on top of that pedestal.

And she's just out here dominate. Yeah. To cover of GQ for, they say she's the musical artist of the year with no new music. She just went on tour this year. Salute to the queen Erica Badu, man. I don't even know if we give Erica enough flowers. Yo, speaking of Erica Badu,

Andre 3,000 put out a flute album. How did you feel about it? I didn't listen to it, but I've listened to his interviews reacting to it. And he's incredibly charming. Like, I didn't know Andre... I didn't know him outside of his music, really. He's obviously like a brilliant musician,

but his interviews are candid and vulnerable and funny and reflective. He's just a fascinating guy. And like, now I want him to put out music even more. No, 100,000 owes us nothing. No, I didn't say he owes us. It's what I would like. It's what I would enjoy. But I love the interviews.

Have you endorsed in all his previous works, meaning have you listened to all the Outcast albums? Have you listened to his conference features? I'm sure I have. Because it's more than enough there that can bide you over. I'm not saying that we deserve it or earned it. But I love how candid he was. He was just like, what am I going to rap?

I'm like 50 years old. What am I going to rap about it? Like it was just this great, open, hilarious interview. That's why I disagree with him all, though, because he said, you know, when I'm supposed to wrap about colonics, I mean, colonopies. You could do that shit fire. Yes. You might be one of the only ones.

Yes. Yeah. I'd love to hear fucking, you know, colons really smell like doo-doo or whatever he would come up. Oh, it really smelled like doo-doo, yeah. You know what I'm saying? The love below. What is it?

You might think your shit don't stink, but colons really smell like doo-doo. I know you really think your shit don't stink, but it doesn't matter because it really smell like doo-oo. Corners literally smell like do do That'd be five Come on Andre three stack By the way, not too many people I respect more

And I'm gonna tell you why Why? Because Andre really walked away Ooh He ain't one of these people that fake Like they walk away He really walked away Like who

I'm just saying he really walked away Like Andre At the height And at the height And also I don't think we realize How famous Andre 3 thousand is.

No, I think we know. You think so? People, because that was a long time ago, but that fucking speakerbox love below album, that shit won album of the year at the Grammys. Not rap album. Album of the year at the Grammy. They're a dessert to. It's fucking incredible. Hey y'all is one of the biggest records ever. Hey y'all. Imagine

you're that, you're the person who wrote hey ya how many times have you heard it oh you remember that when he performed it to grammies and he was like okay for the million of time hey y'all yo you're talking about a guy who experienced the highest level of fame you can experience in the music industry and didn't want it anymore it's amazing it was exhausting yeah he walked away and has not come back ever since. Feature here. But did he ever say I'm done?

He never really said I'm retired from rap. I mean, she's gone 17 years. Yeah, but it's almost like Lauren Hill type of leaving. Lauren Hill, she announced he would quit. Also, do you need to say you're quitting? Or can you just live in the moment? Like, right now, I don't feel like making music.

Maybe I will in 10 years. I'll put out the flute album. He put out the flute album. But like, the idea that you have to make this announcement that you're quitting, that feels more like marketing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you never say it, and then you keep doing features here every four or five years you do a feature.

It's like we feel like, I'd eventually. But you're still an artist. But in that same interview you're talking about, he also said, I don't envy anybody with fame. I don't want to be famous. He was like, I want to be able to go to the grocery store. I want to be able to do this. I don't want to be famous. A lot of my contemporaries, like, I kind of feel bad for them, you know, because we got children.

And, like, sometimes, like, some of these people can't even go out without having proper. He followed them. And it's like, that's a whack, that's a whack-ass life, man. Like, I kind of like some normalcy, even though it's not normal, but I came from that. Like, I used to hang out at, you know, the laundromat. Like, when we didn't have a washing and dry at our house, my mom worked at the beauty salon. So it's like, I'm in these places, social kind of situation, you know. Yeah, when you say normalcy, what do you mean by that?

Walk with your family and not have people follow you and chase you. And you can't take your kid to the park and play. because people will follow you. At certain times, I think maybe at the height of Outcast over years of letting it simmer a little bit and I'm older now. That should be sounding good.

That should be sounding good for people to say. But these people do everything. They go out of their way to be famous. He does not in any way, shape, or form. He stays out his way. He ain't even on Instagram. He ain't on social media and nothing. Anytime you see Andre,

it's because somebody videotaped on Andre and put it out there. I respect it, man. I respect it. And it also lets you know how much fucking money they must have made. You know what I'm saying? Like, God, damn. They must have made a lot of money doing it. I mean, he don't even tore.

Think about that. When the album dropped, I thought he was bullshitting. So as soon as the album dropped, I tried to fast forward through all the songs and see if he had some bars on it. If he really didn't, I was so disappointed. I respected. person I've seen do that is

Dave Chappelle. And when Dave came back, just like Andre, he came back on his terms. You know what I'm saying? This is what I'm going to choose to do. I'm going to do residencies at my house in Ohio. Yeah. You know, I'm going to do my own shows.

Whatever. He chose, he's not in movies. He's not changing TV. None of that. He came back on his own terms. And that's the, that should be the point. Artistically. Like, once you have the money, that you don't need to work for money anymore, the art should be its most pure.

And a lot of people can't step away because they need the attention. But once you can accept life without the attention, then you're just creating art for art's sake. Wow, that's a really beautiful place to be in. What you just said made me think of something. I think most people are looking for the validity from people. And they're not looking for the validity for their art.

They're just looking for the validity just to be famous. Yeah. That's why I hate the word relevant. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like people are just trying to be Famous You know what I mean?

They just want people to still know I'm still the hot person and this and that Like you're only going to be the white hot person once After that it's just about longevity and consistency And are you creating something That will have people anticipating Whatever you put out 17 years from now If you decide to stop

If you, if what you're doing right now If you decide to stop and you say, Yo, I'm not going to do nothing And 17 years from now People still care about whatever offering you give them is what you're doing right now setting that up i highly doubt it i highly doubt it like i don't think there's a lot of people setting that type of longevity up why are you looking at me like that yo i want to give you a hair cook that's what i look like

you was like i just told you mahaal kita you know what i'm saying you're looking at me like a Filipino i just told my hall keep why do you kind of pronounce Filipino with an accent but then you don't. It's like, you're like, my Filipino. You do that, but like you're not fully committed. Just commit to the Filipino.

Why are you trying to be cute about it? Look to all the Filipinos out there, Mahal Kita. Um, Young Thug. Young Thug on trial. What y'all think, man? Young Thug going to beat this thing or what? Free.

Free, free young thug, man. You think he going to beat this? Yeah, I think. he's gonna beat it. Really? Yeah. Have you given it any thought? Are you just saying that? Just saying it.

Okay. I don't even know what he's on trial for. I really don't know. He got caught up in a RICO, right? Yeah. Rocketeering. Yeah, he got caught up in a RICO. But what was the RICO for?

I don't even remember, to be honest, what you thought? Yeah. Yeah. Being a head of organized crime. Yeah. But what do they assuming happen? Like murders and that stuff? Oh, my goodness.

Was it murdered? Did it murder? Yeah, there's a couple of murders. So how can they prove? It looks pretty janky, man. I'm not going to lie to you. It looks pretty janky. You think it's going to fall apart?

It looks like that, but here's my thing. I don't think that the Fulton County DA, when I could be wrong, I just don't think she's going to allow herself to lose. That's kind of what it feels like. You can't go after a big fish. She's marketed the case, that she's building her career on it.

Between Thug and Trump, you know? So it's like I can't see a person. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think that they'll give them a, crazy deal if it's looking like it's not going to go through. And if he gets a crazy deal, like, what if he just gets...

Take 10? 10. What, I... Trial started already, so usually at this point, they're not giving out deals. Oh, you can't do a deal mid-trial? They can. They ask for a mistrial on first day. First day, they asked for a mistrial.

I didn't realize he was in jail for over two years. Yeah. Wow. It's been that long? Well, almost... What if he gets four years? So you've got to do two more? Would you take that?

Absolutely. Al? Yeah. Taylor? 100%. Thank you for paying attention. 100% I'm taking that. Absolutely.

Because from what he's charged for? You can go away for some. Here's the thing, man, whether people realize it or not, and you know, I don't know anything about young thugs' criminal shit because, you know, I'm not a criminal. So I don't be involved with those crimes or hear about those crimes. But I know that in the community of Atlanta, Young Thug does do a lot.

You know, he employed a lot of people. You know, he gives back to the community that he's, from. That's all you can ask of individuals. How do you feel about them using his lyrics as evidence? I don't like it. I don't think that. Here's the thing, man. Lyrics should be used in court if people are stupid enough to actually document said crime on a record, you know? But see, the problem with using lyrics in court is rappers are entertainers. So rappers

a lot of hyperbole. They sensationalize a lot of things, you know? So how do you know what's real and what's fake? Well, hopefully they'd be faking it. Like, if you're admitting to actual crimes that happened in your lyrics, like, that's pretty stupid. Details, I mean. Like, if you say, I killed such and such.

And drove away. It drove away down this street and this car. And threw them behind this building. And you're like, and you got the video of someone doing that exact thing that kind of looks like you. It's like, yo, that wasn't. the smartest move. So like I'm definitely not quoting correctly, but I know there's one song lyric where he's like, oh, I'm not the shooter, but I ordered it. And there was a hundred rounds

sent at this Tahoe. And then there was a person like that. He said a type of a car. And then there was a person who was gunned down with a bunch of rounds in a Tahoe. Well, I see, I don't believe you, Alex. I mean, there is a lyric that's very close to that. Yeah, I don't believe that that's the lyric. I said I'm not quoting correctly. But just could just be me not liking you as the internet says. which isn't true. Why don't you like me, Charlotte?

I don't know why people say that. It's the stupidest shit in the world. That's crazy, man. But I don't know. I've never heard that lyrics. It was Charlotte, wait, Mahaha'i.

How you say that? Mahakita. Mahakita, right? If there is a lyric like that, that's stupid. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So lyrics like that shows you have to use them call.

You know what I'm saying? Like, but if it's just a generalization, like 50 cents says in the record on Get Richard died trying, um, if you're smart, you'd be shooking me because I'll shoot up your mama crib

and have your ass look for me. Right? That's just bars. You know what I'm saying? That's just bars. But if one of his opposite, Mama's house ends up getting shot up, should you use that against him?

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it's hard. I don't know. I don't know. So, yeah, I think if you're detailing lyrics, yes. But if it's just generalizations,

I don't see how you use that again. people in court, man, especially not in rap. Hmm. I don't think so. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Didn't like it. Standing on Biddinger. Didn't like anything about it. It started out funny. Did you watch the longer video? I did watch the longer video.

It started out there. It looked like family ballbusting. It was kind of cool. Like, they had some funny jokes and shit. He was kind of laughing along with the jokes. This is happening a lot if you notice, though. It's these, these kids of celebrities. and athletes who are well off pretending to be something else. And I'm gonna be honest with you. You gotta blame hip hop for that.

You just have to. We're back. We're fucking fat. You just have to blame hip hop. I love this. You have to blame hip hop for that. Hip hop makes the hood look so sexy. You know what I'm saying?

We glorify, you know, the gang culture. We glorify the drug culture. Like, the music sounds like, like if you, Some of these songs represent the hood so well you want to be from the hood, you know? And I don't... And he can't be from the hood? Here's the thing.

But he can be tough. Somebody has to make being a child, a privileged child sound good on beat. Simple as that. Now you're right. Find out a way to make your privilege sound good on beat. What's the Will Smith's kid's kid's name? Jaden Jaden got to do that

Jaden got a rep for all the what's it called Nepo babies Nepo babies Neppo babies yes Maybe that's what you do Instead of being a trap baby A busted baby

Yeah What's the baby shit? I don't fucking know The baby Little baby Instead of being the baby You're little baby be a Nepo baby Be a nepo baby yo Be a nepo baby

Find out a way To take being a nepo baby and make that shit sound good to a beat, man. Yeah. Because I don't understand the fascination with the hood in any way, shape, or form. Like... This is a research deal from their old show.

Okay. About him crying over, like, one of the D. Sorry. Is that? I was making a name for myself. You got to make the name for your step. You don't let him do what he doing.

Don't try to stop him. Quit baby in him. Let him go through it. There's a certain structure and discipline. comes with school, the King definitely needs. That's part of the journey. You can't do it for him. His mama can't do it for him.

His mama can't do it for him. You're right. Neither can I. I don't think Chip realizes that King is really serious about creating music. I mean, we want all our kids to get out there and do what they do. But as a parent, you're torn because you want to make sure they keep their ass in school and get good grades. I'm fighting for what I want. We're not getting it.

Keep fighting, young man. Keep fighting. Ain't you right. You never make a man at you. What is you still trying to coddle him for? Let the man walk out, have some time to himself, sit down, soak it up, and come up with what he need to do. Tip ain't wrong. I kind of like that.

Tip ain't wrong. I don't like that. Shout to T.I. Tip is not wrong in no way, shape, or form. All of us got to walk on own journey, whether you a privileged child or not, everybody has to walk their own journey. The only thing I hate about this the most, man, is that, like, man, I don't envy anybody who got. gotta raise kids in the social media era. You know what I mean?

And I know I got a bunch of young ones, too. I keep mine off social media. But what happened in this situation, you never bucked at Larry Legend shows? Never. Nice. Not even an argument. I feel like every man has to come into age.

Maybe he was never, never once bucked, never, never like, yeah, maybe like an argument or something. We disagreed on something like that. Like I thought I knew more than him about something. But never, like, tried to check. checked them or none of that kind of shit. Well, my dad fucked me up, you know what I'm saying?

I'm being honest with you. I never in my life thought I could take my dad. That's one thing. Yeah, never. I see my dad fuck up enough people. You know what I'm saying? I see my dad do a lot of wild shit that I do. Yeah.

I can't take this motherfucker. Yeah. I don't know what made King feel like he could talk. I don't know what made King feel like he could buckle on Ti. But I never, ever felt like that. Now, I did get, I remember one time, um, Oh, man.

What? I don't know if this was the second time. It was the second time I got out of jail. I got arrested for drugs. And I was like 18. And my mom tried to beat me. And you're like, nah. No.

And I remember grabbing the belt. This ain't happening. You know what I'm saying? And my dad, I said something to my dad. Like, I said something smart. I don't remember what the exact words was. And my dad did me like Tip did me just now. Let him get the fuck out of here then.

Let him go. Let him go. Let him go figure that shit out. Let him go be a man or whatever. It's something like that. And I left. And I went and I went and lived with my partner for about eight, nine days. That's all it took for me.

I'm not about to live in the trap house. I can't do it. You know what I'm saying? And then you went back to your family. You goddamn right. What was that like? My mom was happy. My dad knew what was going to happen.

It wasn't like I need to come home. Wait, so what did you say when you walked in? We said, can I come home? No, I called. I need to come home. I'm sorry. This life is not meant for me. They're in here for what I'm supposed to be out here in these streets.

I read Judy Blume. But you know what's so crazy? Think about that. You come out of jail, you know, get arrested for drugs, right? It was a drug bus, so all of us got arrested at once. So you come out and it's like, I'm not about to be on punishment. Yeah, yeah. Because I got stripes in my mind.

You know what I'm saying? In my mind, I got stripes. It's the second time I'd have been to jail, guys. I went to jail for 45 days for assault and brady would intend to kill, even though I didn't do shit with sitting in the back seat. You know what I mean? Then, okay, I was just in the back seat while shots was getting fired, right? Okay, but now I've been involved in the drug bus too.

Y'all not about to take this. I'm a OG. That's right. That's right. And then I lived in the trap for about nine days. And what was it in the trap that made you go, yeah, I ain't doing this no more? Was there a thing that happened? No, it's just a beautiful ranch-style house right up the street that I got a room in.

You know what I'm saying? With air condition. You know, there was no air condition in the trap house? You know what I'm saying? It's just like, my point is I had no business there. Yeah, yeah. That ain't my life. That's not who I was in any way, shape, or form.

Forget the conditions of the house. It's just, I had no business there and I knew that. I'm like, it's one of those things like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? And that is what King is going to have to realize on his own. But you were there for eight days before that? Maybe nine. Nine days. Maybe not.

At what day were you like, this is. I don't even remember the detail. I just remember calling my mom like, mom, I need to come home. And that same thing. It was like, I need to come home. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, but that's what T.I. is telling.

That's what he's saying in that video. Let him go spread his wings. fly and you're going to go out there and realize it's much better over here. That's right. You complain in Young King about being in that gated community and being in that mansion. Trust me, there's

so many people out there that would trade their existence in their lives for what you're doing right now. And also, I think he was talking to the video about he wanted to be at his grandma's house, which I guess was more in the hood or some shit. Yeah, let's watch it. Let's hear. That's not the ghost. All right, dude.

There's go. There's go. You go. I don't know what you. To make them to the neighborhood. He said me that rose up in your ear. Y'all want to go to the band. Y'all want to go to the bandah.

Do y'all want to go to the band? Do y'all want to go to the band? To make them look better, he's sacked it. He know not true. Silver spoon. I ain't never ate with that day. A damn my life. Hey, you did have to silver spoon.

Look, I used to have to come to my grandma house. Because I'm getting in the fight. You got like a baby to go to your grandma, ma'am. You're the whole your world. I don't want to be in these gates. I want to be outside in the neighborhood. That's why I want to be over there. But they don't understand that.

I'm going to tell you the reason why he want to be over there. Y'all ready? Because he took and pacify over there. He was going to suck and pacify. So he's swaying your own. You can't say that to me when I'm trying to be a thaw, Mom. You know, look, look at all. I was over there.

trying to second pass it, but they ain't gonna tell you everything. They're trying to hide it. He's covered. He caping. He capping. He's capping. He knows I stand on business.

He knows that. There ain't nothing ever pull in my car ever in life. I stand on business. You drop me somewhere. I stand on Venice. You got to go out of business. I stand on business. Yeah.

I've been stood on Venice. I've been still on business. This the wildest part of this. You want to hide it for the world. I'm gonna put it out there for them to see. I want to put up nowhere. You ain't had me put up nowhere. Like, I ain't, you ain't had me behind the mansion.

I was outside doing what I wanted to do. You were. You were behind that scene. You're right. No, I got too much to drink. It's not drunk too much. Drunk too much. Let's go.

I'm getting mad because we say the stopp ain't the suburbs. Then he wanted to talk about some other shit. Like, just be a shit. Just be a shit. No, I'm being real. You lying. You have here flagged. You're kept.

You're cased. You're a bad. You're upset. You're a man. You're a man. You're cussing. I know. I know you.

This is the squad of course you know him. That's your dad. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you know. I know you.

I know you. I know you. What's wrong. It's all. Why y'all doing that? You know me. You know I stand on business. Get out your mama face, boy.

You know I stand on business. Why are you even letting me? Why are you like that? Is that? See, you're smart. That's, that's my life. Why are you letting him play with me like that? Why are you letting him play with me like that?

No, it ain't no joking. You are embarrassing yourself. You are. You are great. You are embarrassing yourself. They're angry. What did you talk about? They don't.

Like, you. Br. Every nine in, I'm telling you. You can't do that with me? You can't do that with me. Alex, you ain't have a buck on your day. I don't know that. I know.

Like, everybody, like, everybody has to come. He shut that shit down. Quick. Your dad's black. Yeah, yeah. Your dad black. God damn, Alex. Alex, they think you act like that much of a white boy?

No, no. One weekend. What a weekend? But, when, why do you think? I had my brother He barked to my dad He's pushing He's dead in his chest

That's what I'm saying And what happened What did you dad do? No, my dad Busted him in his chest Oh really I had the same situation as you I had a gun in the crib

I was like It's my room you can't search by shit They're like Where is our house It's your house Get the fuck out I live with my uncle I probably lasted two weeks

He made me wake up early Go to work and shit I'm 15 I'm like Your dad ain't never put that power on you early My dad put that power on me early Oh, I never stepped to him Before him putting the power to me early

And me watching what he did to other people I knew I ain't stood a chance I don't know what got into the little king To think he could just get on jump on Tia like that I knew I ain't saying a chance So you think this is a black thing? I don't think it's a black thing I don't think you either

But have you probably kicked my ass to this day But did you have a bark at him though? Fuck my dick, Dad. Nah, no, no, no, no. I called my mom a bitch. Fuck you, Dad. Once. You did what?

It's the new generation. I called my mom a bitch, my dad. What does she do? No, he didn't do anything. My dad tried to throw boiling water on me. And then you called your mama bitch for that? No, I had said you're being a bitch and he was boiling tea or something. He came running over the pot and tried to throw it on me.

I respect that shit, too. What happened? Why didn't he throw it on you? What did he throw it on you? Rand. Oh, so he did throw the water. Yeah, he tried to get me. Man, shout out the Mr.

Monroe. Yeah. Fucking disrespectful. How dare you call your mama, your wife and your mama bitch, Chris? You earned every bit of that. You should have got a little burned. First and last time. That's right.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm saying. This is the coming of age thing, man. Every man, every young boy is going to try the father at some point. And I think it's the same thing with the daughter. I think the daughter's try to mom, maybe not in a physical way. But you might, you're going to get buck. Yeah, man. But and also King is also charging a million or 10 million for it.

It was 10,000. I saw the K. He said that's a big. I saw the K Taylor. I literally saw the case. It was 10,000, Taylor. A million or 10 million? Became 10,000.

I don't know why I saw 10 million. Let's pay this from Squarespace to come back and do some asking idiots. You got some asking idiot for us, Taylor? SquareSpace. Today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. SquareSpace is the all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online. Stand out with a beautiful website and engage with your audience to sell anything, your products, content you create, and even your time. Squarespace makes it easy for creators to monetize their content and expertise in a way that fits their brand.

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Do Asking Idiot. Come on, young king Charlie Marksiano says Ooh, this is a good one What song best describes you in your life Today? Why? Why, Shultz?

Um, uh, what, what is, what is that one? Wipe me down. Wipe me down. Wipe me down.

Wipe me down. I like that one. Wip me down. That describes your life? That's my life. Wipe me down. Why? Your life, though.

Because I'm dripping. Ooh. Come through dripping. You got wiping. Come through dripping. Ooh. Okay, what about you? Mary J.

Bodge, be happy. Interesting. Marriage Bodge, be happy. Either Mary J. Bodge, be happy or Mary J. Bodge, my life. But probably Mary J. Blige, be happy. Because that's all I want. All I want to do is be happy. You know?

Life is too short to be trying to play some games. Take some time and think about it really worth losing me. Why must you be this way? Why much you play with my mind all the time? I don't even know if that's words. It's something like that. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hand. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hand.

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Be happy. That's the clap. Be happy. Yo. Damn, Charlie Marxiano, you're asking another fire question, bro.

I like this. You do the clap. That was Taylor thighs, by the way. Who? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday. How can I love somebody else if I can't love myself enough to know when it's time to let go. Taylor Styes! Yo! That's a compliment. The look they just Yeah The look

They just You have to see a dog Like Fuck up a couch Or something You catch him And they just go Yeah

Because you look at me Like I can't believe You fucked up the couch I do Let's see you Taylor Let's throw down What else we got

Taylor? This is a good one What would happen If starting tomorrow Nobody had to make money Hmm I think that would be fantastic. I've thought about stuff like that.

What's the maximum you're saying? I've actually thought about what if everybody treated life like how y'all do Burning Man. Meaning if everybody got a skill set and everybody has something they're good at, they just do it. Like if you build houses, you just build houses for people. You know what I'm saying? If you do electricity, you just do the electric work. like, but what we'll get out of it is peace. I just finished singing be happy.

If there was no money and everybody could be on the same level of whatever your skill, you know what? That's what it is. Tell me. If everybody was rewarded for what they bought to the table skill, watch. So everybody would have to figure out how to do something. If you sit around and do nothing, you get nothing. But if you figure something out, you get it.

I'm just imagine if somebody built the mansion just because they wanted to build a mansion. Everybody would have a mansion. So maybe we need universal income, my boy. They have to be a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big nut. You know what I'm saying? It could be like a little bit of money. What I'm talking about with no money means, whatever we want, you get you free. You get it for free.

You go into a seven-star restaurant, you know what I'm saying? Why is it not possible? Why is Burning Man so beautiful shows? Because everybody's on drugs for a week. That's really helpful. We could do that. But we could. Why don't we just do it for a week?

Why does it got to be all the time? And why can't that one week that we do it inspire us for the rest of the year about how we should live? Because if I live in this mansion for a week, I ain't leaving. Now I'm going to be a squatter. Bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Mansion.

But isn't Burning Man like the barter thing? Like everybody just doing for each other? Yeah, not even barter. It's just give. That's what I'm saying? What if we all just gifted each other our skills? What if the electric company just gifted us electricity for free? What if the gas companies just gifted us gas for free?

What if we just got gifted clothes? You can walk in Gucci. If you want a Gucci bag, you get it. You know what, what happened? You wouldn't even want that shit. You wouldn't even want that shit. The only reason you want any of those luxury items? You can't have it.

You can't have it. You wouldn't even want it. I'm Andre 3000 with this shit, yo. Okay. I can afford it and don't want none of it. You know what's something that you and Andre have in common? walking around with long, hard things in our mouths and blow on them. It doesn't work like that.

He didn't even say anything. I was going to say, you're successful, intelligent black men. That's it. That's all I was going to say. I didn't know yet. Yo, yo. Yo. Come on, yo.

Clark. Yeah, go. Charlotte. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on. Stop playing around. You need to spend a little more time, man, there. bro. You're acting up too much.

This is funny. Um, Amadie Dennis says, which race is the funniest? Oh, Special Olympics. Easily. No. What? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It meant race race. Oh, that's the best.

Holy shit. I don't know. Thank you guys. Oh, man. It's been brilliant idiots. Like black white. And the fucking show. We're not going to beat that.

We're not going to beat that. I promise you. I did not think. That was the beauty. I thought you talked about races. The speed that you answered that. I didn't pay for a race. That was the fucking, the F1 shit, man.

They don't got special F1, do that? He said, which one is the funniest? But they don't let them drive. I know, but all of these races ran in my mind. I'm like, yeah. The funniest. one I can think of. As always, if you look at this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're

just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening.