The Brilliant Idiots - Still D.R.E. (Digital Rectal Exam)

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss Jo Koy hosting of the Golden Globes and the backlash he received, particularly from Taylor Swift fans. The hosts discuss the importance of making people uncomfortable and the role of comedians in award shows. They also touch on the feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers, Noah Knigga’s last name and its pronunciation. They also debate the assault charges against Jonathan Majors. The conversation then shifts to personal stories about vasectomy consultations and prostate exams, The Miami alien incident and the segregation of comedy. Chapters: 00:00 Jo Koy Golden Globes Hosting 03:00 The Backlash and Taylor Swift 06:00 The Importance of Making People Uncomfortable 13:30 Comedians and Award Shows 21:30 Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers 32:00 Noah Kaniga's Last Name 38:00 Sponsors 42:00 Church Announcements 42:36 Upcoming Shows and Podcast Partnerships 44:00 Introduction to Sarah Jakes Roberts and the Woman Evolved Podcast 46:30 Discussion on Jonathan Majors 50:46 Discussion on Courtroom Incident and Judge Judy 52:59 Personal Stories: Vasectomy Consultation 01:05:53 Sponsors 01:11:37 #AskAnIdiot 01:12:01 Why is Comedy Segregated? 01:25:10 Jokes stolen by other comedians 01:28:39 Speculations about Biden 01:29:10 Trump and Biden's future 01:29:38 Protests and inconveniencing 01:31:50 Disapproval of Democratic Party 01:33:15 Barack Obama's charisma ************************************ Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Shalomina God. Andrew Schult. We are the brilliant idiotist podcast. Don't even do the intro. Don't even do the intro because you want to get into it and it's your favorite thing to talk about. And it's a friend of ours. So I know that you're going to be kind. I know that you're going to be kind and empathetic.

Salute to the goat. Joe Coy. Okay. Joe Coy hosting the Golden Globes. Okay. Everybody's talking about it as they should. All right. He was a number one.

trending topic. All right. Ratings are through the roof. Did you know that? Ratings are up 50% from last year. Did you know that? Ratings are up 50%

from last year. And I don't know what y'all are tripping about, man, because I watched it and I laughed a lot. I thought it was a stare.

Why? Because it was funny. It was fun. Sholome, don't do this, don't do this. Listen. Charlaman walked into the office today like a kid on Christmas. He was bouncing and jumping, couldn't wait to send me the message he sent Joe. Listen.

He was sending Joe. Can I tell him? Yes, go ahead. He was sending Joe Taylor Swift memes. I did. He said, Taylor Swift means said, hey, Joe, don't worry about it. Shake it off. Shake it off.

I did. I sent him to shake it off one. And I sent him to shake it off one. And I sent him the haters going to hate, hate, hate, hate, You know what I'm saying? You wanted him. You wanted him. There's nothing Charlamagne loves more than a bomb.

He loves with standard comedians bomb. Two things. I love a bomb. I do love a bomb. But I love when folks make people uncomfortable. If you ask me, and I told Joe Coytis, if Joe had went in this room and didn't make this Illuminati-filled room, right, uncomfortable, I would have been upset.

Yeah. What you're supposed to go in? water yourself down and conform to what they want. If you can't make them laugh, make them uncomfortable. Now, I will say I feel like the only reason Joe Coy is getting this kind of backlash

is because of the Taylor Swift. I didn't see that joke. Let's play it. Yeah. I only saw his opening monologue. Because you have to see it. I think this was part of this was an opening monologue. No. No, it wasn't. Oh, okay. I saw the whole opening monologue. It wasn't. Really? So you're telling me I didn't see the opening monologue. It wasn't.

monologue? Hold on. The fuck did you watch it? You're so happy about. Hold on. Let me see. It was opening my lot that's 10 minutes.

No, this was not part of the opening of monologue. Yeah. Okay, let's look at the Taylor Swift joke. As you know, we came on after a football double header. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer

camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear. There's just war to go to. Fan. Sorry about that. The camera work on this joke. When they cut to Taylor Swift, that's the joke. The fact that Taylor Swift looks so livid and upset,

that's the first time we've seen Taylor Swift give us real emotion ever. Anytime it's an award show, she wins, she acts all fake surprise and acts like she can't believe it. You see her at a football game, she's cheering crazy for the other team when they score a touchdown because she doesn't know that she's supposed to be just cheering for the Chiefs and Travis Kelsey. It's new to her. That is the realest emotion we've ever seen Taylor Swift Express ever. What do you think she's expressing in that moment?

She's like, how dare you talk about me? I'm the leader of the free world. I'm Taylor, motherfucking Christ. Do you know who the fuck I am? And I guarantee you that look right there signaling the Swifties. That's sip with a drink. That's sick with a drink. Get them.

She activated them? At Joe Coy. That's why I think, if you asked me, that's why I think the backlash started. it was just off of that. I think that it magnified it because if you read the critics and what the critics are saying, the critics are saying that the crowd didn't like it

and social media didn't like it. I think it's scrickly because of the Swifties. Taylor Swift laughs at that joke changes the whole night. Right. Right. Yeah. You don't think she laughed at the joke because it wasn't a funny joke. Yes, correct.

Yeah. As a comedian, what do you think is wrong with that joke? I think it's a great observation. Yeah, but we're talking about whether it's a great joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Joe doesn't think it's a great joke. No, Joe's our guy. We love Joe.

We love Joe, and he doesn't think it's a great show. I think he's reacting to the backlash. I don't feel, like, there's no way you don't feel like your joke was good. Why would you say it? That's true. I think that he was, listen, he said this already. He was like, I'm wearing a time crunch. We had 10 days to kind of put this stuff together.

They come and they give him the offer. He takes up the offer. offer. And like, you know, there's probably going to be some fluff jokes. They're inserted in there. There's a writing team that's going to be pitching him things. And he has to decide what's going to work with his voice and how, you know, and he maybe decide on that one, but it wasn't maybe the best. My family is like, listen, if you're going to go at the goat, you have to really come correct. Or there's another energy. We talked about this on Flagra, but like, there's a whole, the way to win these kind of award shows is you have to not care. And the reality is, and Joe is open about

I thought it was beautifully. He's like, he really did care. This was so important to him. His mom was so fucking starstruck by my son. His mom was there. Jump up. Come on, yo. Come on, yo. You got to stop doing that. Now, I'm going to tell y'all comedian is a secret. Don't bring your mom and grandma to shows if you're not sure you got that shit. We saw this before. I'm not even going to bring up our guy's name because there's no need to rehash any old trauma. Stop it. All I'm simply saying is, you're bad, I seen some shit.

No, I seen some shit one time. We all saw some shit when somebody was getting it handed to him and they had to let the crowd know my grandma's head. And that crowd told our guy, man, fuck your grandma, man. Get the fuck.

Like, what the fuck? You can't do that, bro. I'm glad Joe said that after the fact. The only way you win this shit is by not caring. This is what I'm trying to say. The way you win these moments. is by not caring.

And the reality is, and Joe was honest about it, it was a big deal for him to be there. He was incredibly exciting. He did really care, and he did want to kill in that room. Joe's used to kill in front of fucking 10, 15, 20,000 people every single night. That's what he does. Yeah, but that is the square, stiffest stick up the boat. That's why the only way you win there is by not caring.

Are you making him uncomfortable like Ricky Jerva does. I'm going to keep going. Jervais didn't care. That's why he made them uncomfortable. He's going to say the jokes that they're going to grow up. And he don't give a fuck. If you watch the beginning of the Dervais one, he literally just tells him, guys, I don't need to be here.

I don't even want to do this. This is my last year. I'm not going to do this shit after that. They keep on asking me because clearly they don't care. I don't care. They don't care. Or they don't speak English. We're going to do some jokes.

It's going to be about you guys. It's okay to laugh. He talks to them like their children. So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we? Remember, they're just jokes. We're all going to die soon, and there's no sequel. So, yeah, remember that.

And they all got to respect them because he's more successful than 99% of them. So, and then he goes and does the jokes and he comes in at them. And when they groan, if you actually compared the amount of laughter between Jervais's set and Joe said, Joe's probably gets more actual laughter.

Oh, I know. I laughed a lot. I don't know what, that's why I'm saying. Y'all are tripping. I laughed a lot. We want, we love, we love, What you're laughing at is how uncomfortable Joe is. Both. Because they cut to the crowd a lot.

Yeah, but when we watch Ricky, we loved how uncomfortable the stars were. I like this, too. When they cut the tail of switch, she looks uncomfortable. No, no, we know you like it. He made the Barbie Joe. That's your favorite thing in the entire world. Look at the joy to the kids. Joe, yo, yo, yo, yo, Joe, don't let him do this to you.

I love Joe. Joe, you know. Joe, you don't let him do this to you. Stop me. Don't let him do this to you, yo. It's okay. Feel your fit. What is this?

What is this? Which one was this? No, play this one. This one they cut the Ryan Gosling and the other girl from Barbie. Play this one. Play this one. I thought this joke was actually good.

Let me hear it. The key moment in Barbie is when she goes from perfect beauty to bad breath, cellulite, and flat feet. Ah, or what casting directors call character actor. You know, what? Yeah, Joe! Yes, Joe. Yes.

Yes. Yes, Joe. Listen, the camera, Joe need to send the camera people some Christmas gifts to something, yo. That shit was, felt like that key in peels. Son, that shit was like a law. You're not, you're not looking at key things about it.

No, no. Hold on. Have you seen that key in the appeals case? Where they go, they're talking about something like is, listen, there could be plenty different people. There could be Asians. white people, gay people, the camera pans to a dude.

And the dude's like, and they goes, what I'm trying to say is that we have tons of diversity here. There are gay people. The carapans back to the dude and dudes like, fucking. Yo, yo, yo, you keep coming to me. Go back to that video. So, why did the cameraman

go to her for the ugly joke? No, he went to Emma, then he went to Ryan Gosselin and the other girl from Barbie. No, he went to Emma Stone for the character actor. That's not Ryan Goss. right there? No. Who the fuck is that? I hate you, bro. You want to, you want to my- Emma Stone right there? You one of my most hated people that I- know. So who was the first white girl? Margo Robbie. Barby! You don't even know the jokes.

Joe, Joe, don't listen to this motherfucker. He didn't even watch the monologue. He don't even know the jokes. No, I thought to contact. I just thought that was Barbie. I didn't watch Barbie. Hold on, go back, go back to that. You did watch Barbie. I didn't. Go back to the other kids. No, I let her go by herself. Taylor, go back to the other video. Watch, go back to the beginning. Watch this first three seconds. Watch this. The wiping of the lips and the old boy.

Look, look. Look, go back. Go back. You're a bad person. Look, look, look, look. Look, watch my guy. Watch my guy. Watch, watch.

The key moment in Barbie is when she goes from perfect beauty to bad breath, cellulite, and flat feet. But just keep going, keep going. Keep going. What casting directors call character actor. Fuck, fuck, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, bad breath, bad breath, flat feet, flat feet. The cameraman goes, who do I got, who do I got?

Emma Stone, that's not disrespectful. Yeah, he should have stayed on the Barbie. That's what I thought he did. I thought he paying the Barbie. I thought that was Barbie and Ken. I'm not going to lie. No. I swear I thought this was Barbie and Ken.

I had no idea. Who are these people? Who are these two right here? Just two other actors. Emma Stone and who else? Who's this other guy? Nobody knows who that guy is. That's crazy, yo.

You're crazy. I thought that was Barbie and Ken. I thought that was Ryan Gosling. Barbie's the biggest fucking movie all year. You know damn well, Barbie's not a ginger. When has Barbie been a ginger? I thought she dyed her hair. I didn't know.

I thought she might have died of the movie. Oh, my God. It was just on Barbie and then it left Barbie. What else we got? Give me some more joke with. Give me, what else we said? What I miss? Reaction?

Whose reaction? Some I wrote, some other people. Robert De Niro's here. Hold on. Yo, I got the gig. Don't scroll back to that far. That was, this was fan fucking tacit. Listen.

What casting directors call character actor. Some I wrote, some other people wrote. Robert De Niro's here. Yo, I got the gig 10 days ago. You want a perfect monologue? Yo, shut up. You're kidding me, right? Slow down.

I wrote somebody's, and they're the ones you're laughing at. Look. I laughed at them all, Joe. Robert De Niro's here. I'm sorry, I'm a fan. Yo, you're evil. How is this not funny? Man, shout out to the gold's your fucking court.

Listen, the key is to make people laugh. Go back to fucking Zanzibar, bro. Stay in Zanzibar, bro. Stay in Zanzapar. You're evil, son. I laughed. You know what he just said? The key is to make people laugh.

No, no, no, no. It's not by any means necessary. All this cringe shit they're talking about, I didn't get any of that. I saw him making a room full of industry plants uncomfortable. That's what you're supposed to do when you're a comedy rebel like Joe Coy. All right? Let's go Joe Coy. You are the neo of the fucking Golden Globes, all right?

You went in there and you shook up the fucking Matrix. Shout out to Joe fucking boy. Would you ever do this? Would you ever do the Golden Globes? The COVID Globes? I'm not against it, but I would have to do it the way I would want to do it. You would have to write a bunch of jokes, let them approve it, and then God-Dain-Go-Roe. I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to tell you right now what I would do exactly that.

I would have them write a script, and I go, okay, I'm going to do that, and then I would just have a completely different script. Go-go-go-go-go-go-old. I'm telling you right now. Joe, Coy should have walked out there and said, yo, shout out to everybody in here who's on the Epstein list. You know what I'm saying? See? It's harder than you take it. No, you're only there to make people uncomfortable.

Listen. Watch a chain. Watch a chain. Cater to the conspiracy theorist online. The fact that you only got the gig 10 days ago, that means somebody else had it. Somebody dropped out. Yeah.

Who was that person? Or they were trying to get somebody. Who do you think it was? Jimmy Kimmel. No. Probably. What's up with Jimmy? He's still upset?

Yeah, Jimmy ain't fucking with you. Why? Jimmy not fucking... Wait, wait, wait, wait, real? No, he's not fucking. Jimmy upset, no. And Jimmy fucks with you, too. He fucks with you, he says...

He should. He said he really likes your comedy. He should. You got put on to your comedy by Matt Damon. Shout to Matt. That's the motherfucker man. Thank you, Matt. For spreading the work.

And he said, if you don't believe that his... You don't believe his mailbox is full of death threats? He don't believe his family was in danger. Come to his house. He let you see his... I believe it. I know Matt Damon be. putting fucking death threats in his mailbox and freaking him out and shit like that.

Listen, my name is a prankster, bro. Listen, didn't Jimmy Kimmel have one of the best prank shows? That's a great prank. This is what I told Jimmy. I told Jimmy, I said, to be a fan. Jimmy disappointed me. I'm heartbroken, man. I'm a huge fan, and to see him act like this is heartbreaking, bro.

Please don't listen to Flagher tomorrow, Jimmy. No. Why you do that to Jimmy? I'm disappointed in him. I looked up to him. I admired him. Did you see? I didn't see the response.

He's acting like a lesbian. He's acting like a purple-haired lesbian online. This is what I told Jimmy. I said to be a fan of Andrew Shulses, to know Andrew doesn't take anything serious. Yo, you come back. If you started with jokes, you got to come back with jokes.

And you got to be ready to win the other do. You saw what Aaron Rogers says, right? I told him that's how you felt. I told him that he feels like a comedian should always be willing to take jokes. But I think what's being missed here is I don't think, what's his name? Aaron was joking.

You know, did you not see it? Aaron's response? No. What you saying? Pull it up, Taylor. Aaron, yeah, look at it to Aaron's response. He goes, I'm okay to move on and we're all good. As long as he knows, I didn't say his name was on the list. That's how I took it. Of course, because that's what he said. The joke was, he doesn't want it out, not because he's on it. That's what I said last week on the idiots. I felt like he just didn't, I felt like Jimmy didn't believe the list was real. So this was going to happen. Oh, but he told me. Can I say one thing? He told me the contact. No, no, I understand the Contacted.

Okay. This is going to happen. In two months, this is all going to blow over. Not even that. Or a month, a week, two weeks. And Jimmy's going to look back on this and he's just going to go, oh, fuck, man. This is, I'm a comedian. I was making fun of a guy.

He made fun of me. I should have just made fun of him again. I'm a comic. This is what we do. This is what I would do in any other situation. It's scary when Matt Damon puts fake death threats in your mailbox. There's no question. That's going to be absolutely terrifying.

Or when the list you're on, are the list that they're saying you're on, even though it's a fake list, is a list saying that you're fucking. little kids. But that wasn't out. There is no list. You're making things up. And Aaron never said said he was on the list. I didn't, once I heard back the context, I didn't think so either. But here's the thing. We live in a society

and we can all go look at what happened in D.C. at that pizza place. Don't be all serious, no, seriously. But with that real serious, you make in front of Joe Koy's dream two seconds ago. I think Joe Koy was funny. You're an animal. I think it was hilarious. What you're doing is dangerous. You watched

that and you said, Charlemagne. I know you watched this and you said, you know, who's probably laughing at this the most, Charlemagne. Can I be honest with you? I'm shocked. It took you this long to send me what you sent him. But I couldn't even say hello today. I was like, what's the other? Yo, let me show you.

No, I said, we'll stop with the goat, Joe fucking Coy, okay? But just what Jimmy says? No, this is cruel, yo. Jimmy said, what is this? What is this? What is this? This is all the reactions at the same time. This is cruel, sir.

Pick your Joe Coy reaction. This is cruel. Okay, so who is that? Who's that? Is that Quinta Brunson in the red? Okay. I don't know who any of these people are. All right.

That's Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. That's Indiana Jones in the bottom right. That's not Richard Gare and Julia Roberts? Yo, you are a racist fucking piece of shit. Who is that? That is Indiana Jones. That's Indiana Jones. That's Harrison Ford.

And then there's not Merrill Street, but the other white lady that plays all the roles. Jane Fonda? No, no. You know her. The fuck is her name. I don't know. Cruella DeVille. Creweller DeVille?

This is funny. What joke did he say that caused this reaction? No, stop it. Oh, but Jimmy said that the context that was missed is that Aaron Rogers was suggesting that recent UFO sightings were some kind of conspiracy to distract the country from the Epstein list. When he was calling Aaron a tinfoil hatter. Yeah. That is, that is that is why.

Hey, hey, great joke. good make the joke make fun of Aaron Rogers when Aaron Rogers comes back and makes fun of you use your platform to make fun of him again we're comedians here Aaron's not even a comedian yeah he's getting your panties in a bunch yeah I go back to what I said last week I think a lot of times people respond to the reaction of things and not what was actually said being that Aaron said what he said and everybody started running with Jimmy Kimmel is on the

Epstein list I think he was responding to that man they had Whoopi Goldberg Whoopi Goldberg is fucking on the view responding to this fake-ass Epstein list. What's Whippy Goldberg though? They had Whoopi on the fake. There's a fake Epstein list. There is a fake list. And Whoopi, I think, I don't know whoopee showed it on the view, but I saw the list online. There's a fake list that Whoopi was on.

And she had to explain that she's not on it. So you were on the island? I was, apparently, I don't know. They said I was on the island. And I'm like, I don't go anywhere. If the story was about a bus, it's not believable. But it's like, you know, so I'm just going to say, you know,

and there's been a lot of stuff recently. I don't know what I've done to anybody, but apparently there are a lot of these kind of sites that are, what do you call it, they're... Parity or satire sites, sites. But people don't realize that they can be harmful. What would Whoopi be doing at Epstein's album? Oh, man.

Why would she even be there, though? I don't know. I have no idea. But that's my point. What's your point? My point is the list isn't real. But the fact that these people have to go out there and explain it, the only reason they have to explain it is because motherfuckers is crazy.

The piece of gay shit was real. People stormed that place with guns. One guy stormed it with a gun. He thought he was a hero because he believed this. story. I know. At QAnon is dangerous. That's what I'm saying. But once he went in there and he saw that there was no pedophile ring, you know what he did?

What the fuck? Illuminati? They're listening, yo. They're listening, bro. They listen to it. They listen to it. Because you don't believe it. You don't believe it. And they, you go find out. What's up, Taylor? Why would you? You go find out. What's up, man? Jesus Christ. Come on, Taylor. Stop it with that shit. You just calling all your,

your boys that you called down to Miami? But you go. The thing that we have to know how dangerous shit. like this is, though. It is because people are fucking insane nowadays. So don't make jokes about it, yo. Jimmy Kimmel, don't make jokes about it. If you scared about the reaction to the jokes,

don't make jokes about it. I said last week on the pod, I said last week on the pod that after I heard it is. Also, Aaron Rogers didn't make the joke on fucking, let's put things in context here. He didn't make the joke on Alex Jones's show. He made it on ESPN. That's worse.

No. Alex Jones show, it fits. I would expect conspiracy to fly. No, my point is... You're saying on ESPN on Pat McCaffey. Well, I'm just sitting trying to figure out who fucking won some games this week. My point is they both made it on the same network.

The same network that... Oh, you mean the same company, ABC? Yeah, okay, okay. You know what I mean? Yo, this shit is like... You want to get real conspiratorial? They're both in on it. They're trying to boost ratings.

They're both in... Oh, let's get real ten full hat. They're both in on... Including Matt Damon. Matt Damon in that mailbox right now. That day is in that mailbox right now. I don't think they, I don't think you bring the, I don't think you bring your kids into it if you're in on it.

Like I don't think Jimmy would say, hey, my kids are, my family's in danger. Listen, obviously, listen, nobody wants mistakes like Sammanaut. Like Salmanella? Let's hear what Jimmy said last night. Go to Jimmy's monologue. Saminade. Listen, Israel. You know, listen, when kids-

Calling a son-inage, Samanella is crazy. Salmonella. Salmonella is quiet. Listen, here's reality. Listen, nobody wants kids to be here. Nobody wants kids to be involved in any way. It's terrifying when that comes to your family. Nobody wants...

I don't think anybody here wants Jimmy's. I don't think Aaron wants Jimmy's family or Jimmy to feel any sort of lack of security. All Jimmy wanted an apology. I didn't see the monologue from what I heard. He ended the monologue by saying, if you can give me an apology, it's a rap. That's all he wants is an apology.

And Aaron... For a joke. We got comedians asking other comedians who apologize for jokes. I don't know if it was a joke. This is what I'm saying. It was just something that was taken out of context. Jimmy thinks, pause.

Jimmy thinks that, Jimmy thinks that like we're being unfair to him. No, we're treating you like a comic because you're a comic to us, man. You're somebody we looked up to. When we were growing up, we looked up to you. You said Jimmy stinks, pause. And all I saw was you smelling a condom. Stop. You see this crazy person?

You know, Jimmy, this is the guy on your side, the crazy guy over here. We're talking about you and he's thinking about Connors. I got a tin foil push-hysty mask. But what happened? Yo, just tell you, boy, Jimmy, this. He's listening. Jimmy, you're a comedian to us, bro. So, as a comedian, you can't be out here when somebody makes fun of you.

After you made fun of them, calling the cops, saying you want to take him to court and now asking for an apology for a joke. We hold you to the standards of a comedian. If you were Ryan C. Chris, okay, I get it. You're not Ryan C. Chris. You could body Aaron Rogers. You're nice with jokes. You could body him in a heartbeat.

That's what we want to see. I'm with you on everything, but if I thought... It's like rap. If you saw a rapper, what if one rapper said something about another rapper? Then that other rapper came back, and the other one was like, I'm taking this to court. How dare you? Depends what the rapper said.

Talk to me. If the rapper says some shit and says, I'm a pedophile, I try to imply I'm a pedophile or a racist or some shit like that. I got a fucking nah you're not gonna play with me like that now you know what I mean But he didn't say that We know he didn't say that

It didn't I mean when I said That's why when I go back When I listen to it last week In context I'm like I don't think Aaron was saying he was on the list I literally wasn't saying that Jimmy didn't want the list to come out Because Jimmy didn't want to be wrong

About their being a lit They're not being a list Which is also just a joke Yeah He's a joke I mean But I will say this Jimmy was correct about about something

He was correct that the list that they had been circulating since last year wasn't real. It wasn't a real list. So therefore, the list that came out this week, that is a real list that actually exists, which is nothing like we thought. Because what you say last week,

that it wasn't, people on the list aren't guilty. Jimmy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. See? I'm sorry your friend Matt Damon plays such dirty tricks.

But this is from never inviting him on your show. for how long? Matt Damon's never been on Jimmy Kimmel show? Now, remember they would do that thing where we don't have time from Matt Damon. This is the payback. It's a devious joke.

I don't know, man. I just think it is a great time to be a comedian. Comedians are on fire. You need to apologize to Joe, son. I love it. You need to apologize to Joe. I love Joe Coy.

You need to apologize to Jimmy Kimmel. I apologize to Joe. Joe, I am so sorry that people can't see the greatness in what you did on that Golden Globe stage the other night. That shit was incredible, okay? The most memorable award show hosting that we've had in years.

When's the last one you can even remember, Shultz? Ricky Jervais is the last one. And when was that? 2017. It wasn't that the last one? No, it wasn't. Yeah, they had a break. They had a break.

They did? Nah, when was the last time Ricky Jervet hosted? That was it. They had a break. All right. So top two Golden Globe host of all time. Ricky Jervais, Joe Coy, what's up? Do you know why they had a break?

COVID. No. Why? Right a strike? Nope. What? After that pedophile pizza shit, they got nervous because they were catching on to them. They rated their pizza spot.

And then after their pizza spot, they were coming closer. They had to shut it down for a little bit. Like, let's get low for a little. I'm saying they got low. Did they not? Did they not? They definitely got low. Everybody got low, yo.

All I know is, man. Shout out to Jimmy Kimmel, bro. I have between Kat Williams. We love you, Jimmy. We love you, Jimmy. We love you, Jimmy. We love you. But you're still a comedian to us, Jimmy.

So that's the thing. You'll never not be a comedian. Comedians won't comedians just to be comedians at all time. Can imagine Eddie Murphy sued someone for making a joke about them. So there's nothing. It'd be heartbreaking. I'd be like, you're kidding me? So there's got to be things that if somebody said about you, you wouldn't want to just,

you wouldn't want to make it. Of course, there's certain things that would be, they'd be hurtful of people made fun of me, of course. But if I started making fun of them and then they responded with that, that is the game you play. You know if you're, if you're a bad. or something like that, and you make fun of somebody, and you know that they go there.

Now, he didn't think Aaron went there. That's what he thought. He thought he had an easy target that wasn't going to punch back. And he found out he didn't. And I bet you, let's see if he's making more jokes. Let's see. Let's see what he said. Let's see what he said, Taylor.

Then got into Cal on a football scholarship and didn't graduate. Someone who never spent a minute studying the human body is an expert in the field of immunology. He just put on a magic helmet and that G made him a genius. Aaron got two A's on his report card. They were both in the word Aaron. Okay? A guy who went to community college, then got into Cal.

Play, play some mold of me here. Came back with jokes. That's good. Why wasn't this the response? Like, if he never said a single thing, clap back on the show, Zinger, Zinger, Zinger, Zinger, Zinger, Zinger, now it's up to Aaron to come back.

I love, this is what I love. Oh, this is... I'm not going to lie to all this shit, feel like the multiverse because this is random as fuck. Aaron got to come back with the Jimbeekh versus Aaron Rodgers. The ether beat. Aaron got to come back with the ether beat. Someone give Aaron the

ether beat. How does ether start? Fuck Jay-Z. What's up? Noah. Don't start like that, Aaron. What's up, Noah? Don't start with the N-word. No, it's Noah. It's Noah. Noah. You don't know about that? College football player, the white dude. Oh, it's spelled?

That's how you pronounce it? No. His first name is Noah. His last name is K, best word. you can't say. Oh, it sounds like that? That's say that name, yo. And I can't say that name. You said the slur, that starts with K is the best slur you can say? What did you say?

I didn't say that. You sure? I said something entirely different. Yo, when did you become a real Matt Damon pranking me? Why are you being such a Matt Damon pranking me all the guys? Yo, that's a wild last name. That's not his real last name. That's his real last name.

We found the way around the system. And you can't say it. And you can't say it. Chris, you can have said, you Chinese, motherfucker. Yo, that's funny to write that on paper, and then somebody looks at it and be like, The K is silent. That is so crazy.

Can I say it? Hold on. The announcer says it. Why can't I say it? It's not the word. Let me hear it. I don't think the announcement. Press the play.

What is that? What is that? I mean the announcer. The announcer is saying that shit left and right. Oh, that's his highlights. Now, go with the announcer saying it. Yeah, he plays basketball too. The name is really Noah nigger?

Cun. Cud. Cid nil? Yeah. Yo, your NIL deal gonna suck, son. I'm sponsored. Son, we try to sponsor them for flavor.

That's gonna be our first. That's gonna be our first flavor at me. Yo, your NIL deal going to suck. No, we're gonna spend. We're gonna pay you, bro. He's not getting shit from the NIL. I'm paying him. Nobody paying for that shirt.

I'm paying them. I want to wear that jersey. Yeah, I'm wearing a jersey backwards. You know how many people are going to rush to get that jersey? Oh, my God. No, no, Charlotte. I don't think so. Come on, y'all.

Maybe 15 years ago. Not now. By the way, industry fucking plant. Say again? What's an industry plant? Industry plant. Noa nigger is an industry plant. It's not that way.

It's a cuh. Noa cnigua. Thank you. They combine two slurs? Right. I'm not tapping you. We got you. We got you.

That's a plant. How you combine two slurs, yo? Because that's what we do. We got you. There's no way. To admit that y'all got got. Just admit that y'all got God. No, what it's sad. I know, that's it.

No, you know a nigga? No. You know a nigga? No. It's the best. No one. My boy, no one. Listen, this is not real.

This young man was made in the laboratory. I bet you if you do his origin store, you can't even find his origin store. You've never seen that last name ever in your life. It's a real last name. anybody with it probably stayed very low. He's the first one to step out. My man is a nice. He's 6-2, 205 pounds, 40-yard dash 4-9.

Yo, Noah, change your last name is Goldberg, a fucking fox or something, yo. Yo, that's, no, don't let him disrespect you like that. Yo, be proud of your last name. Say it loud, say it proud. Drop the can. If he white or black? White. White.

If he was black, this wouldn't be a fucking news story, dickhead. The fuck is going on. If it was black, it wouldn't even be a store. Let me hear how you pronounce it. It's the name Kinniga. God damn. Kna-kna-k. All right, we did it.

God damn. Kinniga. Shit. My God. Son, I need to start winning his channel. Oh, it's not like you say cunt and nigger. Yeah. Yo.

Damn. Can I say it or no? Why not? It's my last name to say. Y'all can't. He just got to say, Noah Kay. It ain't even worse than it. Yeah, Noah Kaye.

That's all you can do. Can I? Can I. No. Nah, that's wild. Noah Canna? Noah Kuna. High school star clears up how to pronounce his name and interview with Robert Griffin

the third after going viral. Ain't no fucking way. Online. Ain't know what he says it right to a black guy. Hold on. Here, no, let me, I have never, yeah, this is crazy. This is crazy. Let me hear it.

Not right there, right there. Yo, this is a spoof. Life is a fucking spoof. Hold on, scroll up. That's just saying, the Kinnigah family. Scroll up, Tyler, right, Taylor, scroll up. It says the Kinnigah family went viral,

so I decided to sit down and get to know the Kinnigris behind the name. What the fuck is going on in America? What is his name? Robert Griffin, the 3. Shout to Robert Griffin the 3. RG3 getting down. Let's go, let's go. If you don't click that fucking video, I swear to God.

I'm old enough to remember when people thought RG3 was a cornball. We need a picture. We need a video, man. I need to hear him pronouncing his name. Go on YouTube. Hell, it is so crazy. Just do Noah, the last name, Rod, RG3 interview. I mean, we got to get to the bottom of this.

Yeah, I just want to hear him say it. My question, which is just a straight-is-hast question, is he a brother? Or is he a cornball, brother? What does that mean? Well, he is not really. Okay, he's black, he kind of does the thing, but he's not really down with the cause. He's not one of us. He's kind of black, he's in the, but he's not really like the guy you really want to hang out with because he's off to something.

Why is that your question? Well, because that's just how I want to find out about him. I don't know because I keep hearing me his thing. This got to be awkward for him, man. Like, where does he live? You think this is awkward for him. It's awkward for everyone else. He's used to his name.

it's like someone who's cock-eyed. Like, it's not weird for him. Imagine hearing that shit in the airport. It's everybody else trying to pick an eye. Right? Imagine hearing that shit in the airport. Give me the fucking laptop, Taylor. You found it?

Jesus Christ, Taylor. First of all. So many cock-out people are so sad. Nah, cock-out people. He's mad cock-out people are hurt, man. They listen to the brir-in-a-d-d-d-comcast, man. How you just shit on our whole cock-eyed community, man? You know what I'm saying?

Calamane said that, but All right, let's hear it. Let's go. Sorry, have you guys ever been to pair? It's a random question, but it's not a random question, but it's not a random question. RJ3 think he's fucking fun. You called it right there.

You wanted to get the conigua in Paris joke off, Raj, RG3. Everybody want to be a fucking committee. I didn't even see that shit coming. You should have let me let me roll into that. Let's hear it. There's a song that says in Paris. I know.

I'm just asking him the question. I can't feed him the answer. We've never been the parents. How do you pronunciate the last name? Also, this is how you pronounce it. It's Noah Kinego. He can't eat fucking chicken, Robert Griffin, while you're having this conversation.

You see how he bitten to the fucking chicken? There's no way he's in the chicken way. Look, go look, look at this shit. And then as soon as he bites into the chicken, the name pops up. It's Noah, nigger. Go back. Pronunciate the last chicken.

Roll back, Taylor, look. Oh, so this time you pronounce it. It's Noah Kinega. Oh, it's Kuhn. Can I say that? Like that? No. Yeah, I can say that.

Hold on. What do you say? Ah! You're going crazy! You set you up. Yo, life is a spoof. Man, what do you mean? It's a spoof.

This shit ain't real no more, man. This is an SNL sketch. It's a Dave. This is Chappelle. This is fucking Kean Peel. I just shit don't even make no sense. Why not? White.

White people can't be name? The end word, bro? No. Not your whole last name. No, yo, yo, yo. You need to really open your mind and your heart. So if we have slave master's last name,

did the slave fuck one of his ancestors? They're ancestors of white slaves. And they took the last name of the slave that fuck their great, great, great grandmother. Yes, but they were called the cracker. So they made it to her. They were called Cracker The white slaves were called Crackard

Tell me some bills to pay No No These fucking con niggers, man Shio, don't put the ER on it That's not even the name Oh Damn, bro

Jesus Christ What about naysayers You heard of that one? Naysayers What was it Shut up, man What? No, the guy's brand was blank

Or something like that What was it? Let a naysayer Yeah, let a naysayers no. Yeah. Let a naysayor. So now motherfuckers going out here calling it saying naysayer instead of the N-words.

Yo, isn't that crazy? Can I say that? How many words can I not say? You can say naysayer. You can say naysay. You can say. But I can't say like. You can't say Naysayer. I'm not going to say can-naysayer. No, don't say good n-sayer. But I'm not going to say n-sayer in any kind of bad situation. They've been saying that you've been saying the N-word

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I mean, the thing I like about Sarah Jake Roberts is that she is a spiritual leader, but she doesn't just talk about spirituality. You know what I mean? Like she's a mother, you know, she had a child, you know, she was a teen mother,

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Yeah. Working on removing the stigma. I'm not even listening to you. Listen to what. Listen. Listen to what. Jonathan Majors. Is Jonathan Majors back?

I don't think he ever left. I think that, um... I mean, you definitely got kicked out. poor guys. I think that if the fake death threats of Jimmy Kimmel's mailbox now. This is a crazy flyer. That's what he's fucking doing this guy. Who would make some wild shit like this?

This is insane. Like, do you see this? He made that? This is an MLK Day party flyer. It's so weird. It's on your Instagram. Did you make it? What?

Why would I mean? I did ask me, well, what I said on Breakfast Club was for your MLK Day party flyers this year instead of using MLK Day party flyers this year, instead of using MLK you was Jonathan Majes. Why? Because. Wasn't he convicted of... He wants all his women to be Coretas.

But he was convicted of assaulting a woman. It was a misdemeanor and it was not an assault. And that's what we have to start saying. And this is what I don't like about this situation. He had the two biggest charges dropped. What was the one he got charged with? He got... They basically charged him for snatching his phone back from the woman

and putting her back in the car. It was a lesser assault. It was a misdemeanor. Still an assault. But he didn't punch her in the head, like she said. He didn't twist her arm. You know what I mean? He didn't break her finger.

Like, that's what he was accused of. That's what he was accused of. That's a good man. Look at this. Misdemeanor, assault, and harassment. Yeah, that's the word. A misdemeanor? No, I'm not saying it's big.

I'm just saying it is an assault. You're saying it's y'all flipping nippin' win yet. Is y'all flipping nippin' win yet? Is your every minute before that's working? And by the way, what he was accused of, the biggest charge he was accused of got thrown out. What was the biggest one? What was the biggest one? What he said? Punching her in the ear, a punching her in the head, pushing her in the head,

busting her arm, something like that got thrown out. Because she's a lying. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. What? He did say one thing in that video. She should go to jail for that.

One thing he said on Good Morning America, he was like a piece of reverse it. He said, if it was a white woman. If you all flipping her man. That's what he said. Is y'all for different way and- He said that exactly. He was like, he said, y'all first. He said if that was a woman,

insert this tale, if that was a white woman running down the street with a black man chasing after her, you'd got shot. If it was a white woman running down the street with a black man chasing after her like that, b'b, b'bigh. If you watch those videos, and you reversed that,

and you saw a black man chasing a young white girl down the street, screaming and crying that man is going to be shot and killed in the streets of New York City Judge Judy would it Judge Judy say Judge Judy said how come they didn't shoot that

guy who jumped over that desk Yo Judy don't play games No she don't play games though that bailiff was sleeping should have put two in his side You know it disappoints me about that video the most man That was a 30-year-old guy that could have been a professional wrestler

Top no fuck wrestling Yo, Shoals, he's top five greatest athletes ever. Yo, you know what? Think about where he was at. The courtroom. There's not a better prevent defense than the court room. He had to shake bailiffs. He had the speed and the elusiveness to get away from the bailiffs

and then jump from the floor over the desk with no help. He didn't grab the desk and leap over it. He just scaled it. And then started throwing blows. Yeah. Last time I saw athleticism like that, other than John Morant was the guy. Cat Williams with the 440. Nah, no, no, no.

Dude in Alabama who jumped in the river, swam across the river, climbed up and still had energy to fight. That's some great athleticism, yo. Nick Sabin, Dionne Sanders, y'all recruiting the wrong people. How old is he? Can he play in the league? 30. So when he gets out? When will he get out?

He got four years now. And that's not even for what he did to the judge. that was just another charge. So he still got to get charged with the judge. Oh, they're going to put him under the jail probably. He's going to go. Because they already said they're not even going to let her handle the case. It's got to be a whole other judge.

Oh, I could definitely get him off for that. That'd be easy. No. I thought someone was trying to shoot the judge. So how do you explain when he started swinging on him? To protect her head. She wasn't listening. So I had to subdue her to get her head to be more protected.

Get your head down. Get your head down so that that person doesn't shoot you. Someone was trying to shoot the judge. I jumped Jimmy, Jimmy Fly Snooka. Definitely. That was Jimmy Fly Snooker. Boom.

Blocked all the bullets. Punched her head down so that she could be safe. Is she dead now? No. I think that that makes perfect sense. Also, shout out that flyer. Salute to that athlete, man. That, I have not seen that type of athleticism.

We don't salute those things. What, athleticism? We don't salute those things. With athleticism? Yo, bro. I'm just saluting the fact that that's such wasted potential. Yes, he's turning to a life of crime. You're making a joke that's kind of fucked up right now.

What? You could be receiving some. some mail about it. And you might, you're making a joke that's making light of something is pretty serious. I'm not making light of anything. I'm making light. Somebody might have to apologize.

I'm making light of how a society fails people. I hope you get sued by that judge, you. I hope that judge sues your ass. I am making like. I'm not even making light. I'm making, bringing awareness to the fact that society failed this man. This man could have been about three different type of athletes. A

boxer, a luchador, a football. ball player. I'm serious, man. Like, we're talking here. But that's not funny, Charlie, man. The fuck is that? Taylor, what is up with your Illuminati chimes? Taylor, Taylor, what's going on, you? Can I talk to y'all about stuff? Can you? Can you please? I want to talk to you all about it. I want to talk to y'all about. But it's not. It's wrong. Yeah, it's wrong. You should have got shot. And the fact that he has mad domestic violence charges and, like, you're still proving people, you're proving yet you're clearly trying to get one more off. Yeah, that's what I'm.

saying, like she died your probation and she was absolutely right for denying your probation. I need to get one more. Now, his sister does say he deals with mental health issues, so I hope he gets some type of mental health treatment while he's in prison, but that don't mean you shouldn't go to prison. You know what I mean? Especially if you have a history of domestic violence and then you just attack the woman in court for everybody to see. Hey, look how many guards around him now.

Yeah, now you're not going anywhere. I want to share something with y'all just be clear. Please share, because my man's going to get club. I got to get it out of here. I got to get out of here. I got to get out. I mean, I don't have to get out of here. I have to get this out of me. Me and Chris talked about it.

Chris, Chris's shit is way worse than mine, by the way. But I went for a vasectomy consultation, right? Oh, my God, Charlemagne. So I went for the vasectomy. Charlotte, man. It's done, bro. You're done.

No. No. You what? What do you talk about? I talked about Jonathan Majes. Yo, go back to your more important shit. What about the Coretta? Taylor, struggle to get the next video up.

Let's listen. If you start now, you probably have it. Okay? Listen. So listen, I go for the vasectomy consultation. You all know what the vasectomy is. Everybody know what a vasectomy is. It's when they cut your cable.

They cut your what? You cut your cable. They cut your fucking cable. Everybody's streaming that. So they cut your fucking cable, right? So I go for the vasectomy. I go for the vasectomy. I've never been to this doctor before.

The doctor got recommended to me. by somebody because, you know, the person that recommended me to it, their husband had what to get a vasectomy to, so they recommend me. So I'm sitting in the doctor's office, man. Don't do it. The doctor swings the door open naked.

Like, he's Joe Coy walking out of the Golden Globes. Like, I mean, confident, like, he's just like, yo! The karma you're going to have is crazy. That's my guy. But I'm talking about the level of confidence that he had. Go on, yo. So he walks, he's like, yo.

What's up? He's white guy, old white guy. He goes, I'm here. And he goes, you're here for a vasectomy consultation. So he's talking me about the vasectomy consultation. He's writing it down. He's, you know, showing him, drawing me balls and the penis and the legs and showing me where things get cut. And he's like, okay, you got to drop your pants.

I'm like, drop your pants. I didn't know that was part of the consultation, but okay, right? So I dropped my pants and he's going, all right, nice, nice, nice. You touch your cock? Well, he's touching my legs. He's touching here in this area. So he's like, nice, nice. Because he was saying there's something about where you got to cut

whatever, whatever. Bro. So by the way, listen, this is why I'm telling this story? He don't even work there. Listen, here's my thing. This is why I'm telling this story. Because if you think Jimmy Kimmel is planning a lawsuit against Aaron Rogers, if this motherfucker did some shit to me, he had no business doing, I'm suing.

So anyway, he taxed me on the legs and shit like that, right? He's like, you're good, you good, you're good. So then he tells me about the shit. And then he goes, you need a prostate exam. I'm like a prostate exam. I'm like, why do I need a prostate exam? He's like, if you ever had a prostate exam? And I'm like, no, I said, I had the colonoscopy.

He said, I had the colonoscopy. He said, you know, you can get your blood test something called a PSA or something, but he was like, you know, the prostate exam, the actual is better than, you know, the PSA. And I'm like, what does one have to do with the answer? Like, I'm here. I was here for a vasectomy consultation. He was like, I'm just saying if he's like, you're 45 years old, you probably need a prostate exam.

Now, my eyes quickly. scandal. Why was there already a thing of K.Y just sitting on the guy, I mean a big ass thing of fucking KY just sitting on the goddamn the desk already, right? So I'm like, hold on, man. So I'm grabbing my phone and he kind of like tries to stop me from getting on my phone. And I'm like, no, I need to like call some people and ask if this is like,

you know, normal procedure. Like, that's the Illuminati right there. So I'm like, so I'm Googling like prostate exam. They're like, you know, if you get it lasts like three or four seconds, some shit like that. And I'm like trying to Google like prostate exam, vasectomy to see what they. So I keep asking them, what does one have to do with the other? And he said they don't. I'm just the urologist. And this is what urologists do.

So I'm telling you that you're 45 and you've never had a prostate exam. The prostate isn't part of urology. It's part of proctology. Is that true, Chris? Yes. Chris. My story involves a urologist, too, so I think it is cool. That's what these urologists do.

Chris' shit is worse. Christ's shit is right. Yeah, I know. Listen, so listen. No, it's not, because I gave consent. But that's what I did it. So listen, right? Here's the doctor.

The doctor goes to me. I'm surrounded by fucking rainbows, well. I'm done with this shit. Listen. I'm done with this shit. When I asked the doctor, how long does it take? The doctor literally goes, two seconds, right? Oh, man.

Stop it. You guys are fucking crazy. So I go, what do I got to do? He shows me. He's like, you just got a bent over this table like this. White guy, black guy. White guy. Oh, my God.

So I'm like, bend over the table like this. Come on, yo. So I take a deep breath from it. I'm like, all right, man, fuck it, man. Just get it over with it, man. Let's do it, right? Yo, my man got rizzed into a butt. That's one of the craziest things I ever heard.

When I say this doctor put these gloves on so fast, I didn't even see him put the gloves in. I just saw him fucking reach. And next thing I know, it was like, pop, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So he loops the shit up. No. And he's talking to me.

I'm like, yo, bro, I'm telling him, like, don't talk to me. Like, let's just, just, there's nothing to talk about. Why are we talking? And as I'm saying that, he's, bong. Booby viral. And guess what I'm trying not to do. Shit yourself. Come.

Scream. You bit the pillow? You bit the fucking pillow. I'm like, yo, you're not getting nothing out of me, yo. You're not getting a, uh, nothing. I heard it in my head, though. I heard the, uh, uh, you ain't getting. You ain't getting.

Too far, too far. You ain't getting nothing out. He wanted it, huh? Yo, let me tell you the funniest shit, though. He does this shit to me, and then when the shit is over, he had the nerve after that cool P to have people come take pictures with me. Because there was people in the office. Yo, he did it to flex to his workers, well.

He told his workers like, yo, Charlotte made the guy's coming here. He said, I bet I could butt fuck him. He said, I bet I can get my finger in his ass. Yo, he took bets with his workers if he could finger fuck you and he won. And my prostate is fine, but you know what the worst part about that shit is, yo? What? The worst part about that shit is I felt so violated that I called my wife as I was leaving and she didn't pick up the phone and I got so upset and she didn't pick up the phone

because I needed somebody to talk to him. And when she finally called me back, I was so upset she didn't pick on the phone. I just talked to you when I get home. Okay? I can't even talk to you about what happened to me in this time. And so when I finally do get home and tell her, do you know what the fuck she said to me? What?

Did he go past the knuckle? I'm like, you know what? Nobody in this fucking house takes anything God to hell seriously. Like nobody. Did he do the fucking urology the whole point that you went there? There was a consultation. Science. Why anything happened?

during the consultation. Imagine going to see if you need glasses and the doctor's like, yo, by the way, can I stick my thumb in your ass? Well, that's what happened. According to him, my prostate is fine. How would he know? He don't do prostate exams.

He does your knowledge again, bro. He doesn't do the asshole. That's a different doctor. Oh, man. Chris. Chris, share your story. That's what I'm saying. It's the opposite.

Chris, share your story. All right, Chris, tell us what happened to you. Chris, share your story before I do. Yeah. This is the States man. He told that whole shit. He told that whole shit just so Chris could tell his way worse story. Yo, you got to set up.

All right, go, Chris. All right. I also went to see urologist. I have a slight hernia, right? So I wanted to have the guy check it out. He diagnosed it with the hernia and then he gave me the same rap. While you're here, you know, I want to check out your prostate. I've had it done before, so I knew what was coming.

The difference was... I bet you did. Right. When he came in the room, he had an intern with him. He was like, hey, forget the guy's name. He's just going to shadow me, and he's here to learn everything. I was like... So most spectators what this shit is going on.

He's front of crown. He didn't bring a crowd. It's worse than that. So I'm like, yeah, it's fine, no problem. So it goes, you know, take your pants down, lean over the table. And he goes in, gives me the exam with his finger. And as he's in there, I feel another finger. Kind of like.

Ain't no way. Ain't no way you got double penetrators. No, no, no. Ain't no way you got double penetrators. Yo, these urologists are that's crazy. Y'all bringing the Me Too industry to all the wrong industry. We're going to bring the Me Too industry to the urologist, you. It should have fucked up.

There ain't no way you got double penetrated. No, no, not, no. Tail is out. Yo, oh my God. No, no, no, no. I feel another finger kind of like resting. What does that mean? Like, waiting.

And I'm like, yeah, what the fuck is going on? So the doctor pulls. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. The doctor is in. No, no, no. The doctor's smooth.

You said that then. Right. Checks everything. everything out and immediately the second he's out, the other finger goes in. Damn! From the intern. They don't ask. No constip.

They didn't set it up. And this guy hadn't done his fingernails because he's new. So I'm like, whoa. You can't make the noise during a fucking prostate exam. That is when it's gay. It's worse should not make the noise. No, man. No, you got to make the noise.

Hold on. It's worse than not make the noise. Because if you make the noise... I didn't make the noise. I didn't make the noise. I didn't make the noise. I was trying to stay... Yeah, I got to make the noise.

Otherwise, it's like you've been there. You know what I mean? I'm a professional. Who are you trying to impress? Hold on. You just knocked the camera. Taylor, who just knocked Charlottoman's camera. Anyway, back to the story.

I don't know. I mean, to me, that's something that you might want to mention before it happens. So did you say something to my man with the fucking claws that was in it? I didn't say anything. I was stunned. I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

And you know for a fact the other dude put his finger in your ass. I have to leave. With a rubber? No rubber. Rubber glove. No consent. No consent.

No consent. We're bringing the men to two movement. Men two movement is coming to the year hours. You feel, Joe. One of the craziest things I heard of my car. You had a finger trained. Yo, double penetration is crazy for the prosthets. Don't put double penetration on me.

That was a DP. That was a D. That was a train. What you mean? You're trying. They ran a train on you. They ran a train on you. Yeah, it's wild, man.

It's hard I had being a man, Telly. Listen, listen. All jokes aside, gentlemen, get your prostate check. Get your prostate check. Not now. Not now anybody's going to go to it. We don't want the story to scare anybody. After that horror story, they just ran through you.

What? What, Taylor? We don't want, we know, at a time like this, when men are being vulnerable. Yeah, we're being vulnerable. We don't want to hit. We don't want to hear this. I genuinely feel like you're going to make jokes. I have a question, though.

They're just checking the prostate that just make sure it has nothing to do with your penis at all. No, the prostate is for cancer. They're checking it for bones on your process. Yeah. But if you already, didn't you recently get it done? That was a colonoscopy. That's something else.

Colonoscopy and prostit are two different things. I got a colonoscopy. I know you never got the prostate. No, I never got prostate. Oh, but you have. But when? He got it a week before. this happened. He liked it.

Yeah, it just went the week before. Because I got kidney stones, so I had it last time kidney stones, maybe two years ago. Yeah. All right, man, we got any more ad, yo. Huh? Teller, nobody can hear you. What did you say? Yo, you want to make jokes about men.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You want to make jokes about men. Get a finger in an ass. This isn't right. I don't know. What you're doing isn't right. I don't have one. What you're doing isn't right. What you're doing isn't right.

They just worried about. I don't have a joke. You should stop. I don't have no jokes. Okay. Men being vulnerable, you would not like this. These guys are in the proxologist office. I have a question about it though.

You have to get checked every year now? I have no idea. Oh, you're going to get checked every three weeks after that experience. You know what? You know what? Usually, when I did the call. They told me they told me you good for 10 years. This motherfucker ain't telling me shit.

He won't you back, bro. He just told me I was good. He said, oh, you good. How you agreed during the consultation, though? Also, why did you sit on it? Like, isn't he supposed to go on you? Why did he say, okay, now sit down? And then you sat on it.

No, I was bent over. I don't be honest with you, I ain't been farting right since that shit happened, yo. That shit feel like that. I can feel that shit. Like, I've been feeling that shit since that shit happened, yo.

I don't know how y'all motherfuck is taking it in the ass. To be honest, I got a new respect for bottoms, yo. I'm not even going to lie to you. Really? I've always had a respectful bottom because I only imagined it. Yeah. But, yo, if that's what y'all did, if y'all out here taking whole dicks, yo, man, you're a better man than me.

Because you took a whole finger, right? A whole finger and could not do it. Which, well, you did do it. No, five three seconds. You didn't even wince. Bro, three seconds, bro. There's no, I couldn't do no more than that. Yo, chill out, yo.

Why do you make it fun and cook? Tell me, wow. You're a bully, yo. You're a bully. Why you're a bully? I'm asking you. You know, I don't know. Look, I'm asking because, look, when we go to garden colleges.

That's really fucked up. At least they don't put shit in you. That's really fucked up. They did put stuff in them. Oh, what they put in you? They're dick. You don't realize what happened? These guys got buffed fucked up at the doctor's office.

Why didn't you realize what went down? Chris got double buffed fuck and Charlie got one buffed. And they tried to convince themselves who was a fucker's up. finger to went inside him when they know it was a whole dick. It was a handsome dick. Oh, my God. We got your ass Taylor, man. Yo, I'm sick and tired of you, Taylor.

I'm sick and tired of you bullying these guys. I'm gonna be I think getting finger fucked in the butt might be like wilding getting addicted back then. No, it's actually. All right, go, go, go. I'll go with you on this. No, you're just a wild boy. If you just get fingered in your butt,

because you know, when you were, think about how when you was young, your man will come to you and be like, yo, I just fingered a girl, let you smell it. Hold on. You imagine some of my finger somebody in the vote. The only reason it's more gay is because nobody

is getting any pleasure out of it. Yeah. The guy getting fingered ain't feeling good and the guy doing a finger and ain't feeling good. No, the problem is he didn't. The gay's made that up so they could finger straight. No, the problem is it wasn't it wasn't a thumb. That's a conspiracy. What are you talking about?

You'll stop talking about men's vulnerabilities. No, if he used to the thumb, you probably would have liked it more. Yo, I'm only saying. You know, Taylor, this is, I don't understand. You're going to be the first, the men to movement, the men two movement, the men two movement will remember this, Taylor. You want to be the first people. You got to sue Taylor. Wait until you see my op-ed.

Lawsuit. Lawsuit. Lawsuit. Lawsuit. You need a lawsuit on Taylor. The men two movement are going to be crazy. Let's do some ads. We got to.

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All right, let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do some asking this. Let's do what we got, what we got, what we got, what we got. Taylor. I understand. Taylor, can we do asking this, Taylor? Yes. Can we do asking these?

Ooh, these some good ones. Alfred X. Leon said, what y'all think about the alien in Miami? What I thought about the alien in Miami is it is really over for society. And the reason it's really over for society is because, nobody truly cares about the truth and the lie is more entertaining, man, and everybody cares about feelings of a fact because immediately when I saw that story,

the first thing I said to myself, so you mean to tell me it's an 8 foot, 10 foot tall alien walking around the mall in Miami and you motherfuckers that put everything on your smartphones, nobody got any video of it. The only video we got is a fucking aerial shot from a fucking helicopter. Come on, man. Come on, man.

Come on. And I've been watching this video a million times. I still don't know what the fuck that is. Come on, yo. It's an aerial shot. It's a person walking. Come on, yo. That's it.

It's probably a cop. Come on. What are we talking about here? This is ridiculous. And they were talking about... They're trying to say that they were doing this to distract from the Epstein drop. What type of fucking lunatic would suggest a thing like that? What type of fucking lunatic would do that?

Aaron Rogers. And what's crazy is people were saying, so why was there so many police cars then? If there is reports of a fight in potential active shooting, duh. Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? Obviously, also if there's reports of aliens or if there's reports of a list of powerful people having sex with children, you know some shit is going to get dusted up.

Yo, if you are a person that sees an 8 foot, 10 foot tall alien, and I even try to look at it from another perspective, what would make you not pull out your phone and record? Oh, fear? I'm recording. It's not even a question. Somebody's going to record. Like, y'all risk it all for less

on your TikToks and your Snapchat's and your Instagram lives. Somebody would have went live with something. So knock it to fuck off. I believe in aliens wholeheartedly. Y'all know I believe in exterrestrials, but that shit in Miami was not one at all. But y'all don't give a fuck

because nobody cares about the truth in the lives and one or the ten. Y'all can believe what y'all want to believe. Why do they believe that? I really don't know why. Maybe we want to. Maybe boredom is. kicked in. We want a justification for this life, for our existence for...

I keep talking about it, though, so... What Taylor said is exactly it. We live in a society now. Don't get me wrong, we've always spoken about it amongst your closed circles, but then when you get online and you realize that it's a whole bunch of people that believe this, it's just a bunch of people that want to be proven right. And I promise y'all, I promise all you extraterrestrial believers, you will be proven light, right, at some point in our lifetime. Guarantee you. You think that we'll find aliens some point in my lifetime? It's not about finding.

I believe that they already know about aliens. I believe that they're in class. We're aliens to somebody. That's what we need to be asking. Do aliens believe in us? Why does fuck this shit turn into the Golden Globes audience, you know? Don't do me like that, yo. Joe Coy to go!

All right? Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying. Okay. Maybe you're just trying to get probed again. Man, shut the fuck up. Maybe that's why

Maybe that's why you think you. Maybe that's why you want them aliens to come so bad because you don't have so much fun at the urologist And you're like, yo, can y'all run that shit back out? What if you were an alien? Say what if that urologist was an alien? What's his name? What was his name?

Yeah, what was his name? Edward Thomas, he told me he called him 18 for short. And he hit him his finger was glowing. I think Al you want some I think we got the answer I think we got the answer right now Love Azor

Oh this is a fantastic question Why is comedy so segregated Ooh that's a great question So I think a lot of times Like anything Comedy is a reflection of experience

And like relatability So you speaking about your life and the things you've gone through You know might not be as relatable to someone else Between genders between races Between religions etc so that's one thing Like for example if you're a black dude from the south The things that you're going through are probably gonna be more relatable from people who are from the south Then like some of them

So that is true That being said I think there's a lot more people that cross over than you think A lot William's being one of them I think Cat Williams, he might be perceived as this like, oh, he's a black comic or he's a, you know, I hustle. It's pimping comic, whatever. But white people love Cat Williams. Like every white dude I know has watched every one of Cat Williams specials.

He was absolutely massive within the white community. So maybe it's not reflected as much on his shows, but that doesn't mean that he isn't have a huge fan base amongst white people. So sometimes it looks more segregated because of the audience at the time. the show, but the reality is, is a lot of people are watching Homer online. I think. That's interesting because, I mean, I even think about somebody like Dave Chappelle early on. Dave Chappelle didn't necessarily have a black audience, you know what I'm saying? Like, when Dave Chappelle dropped killing me softly, it was more so like college kids,

white people, like, you know, really, really white college kids, it felt like. Right. I don't feel like Dave, I don't feel like people really got on the Dave and his style of comedy and tell Chappelle's show. And even that was huge within white community. Absolutely. What's the, the weed movie was huge. Half bake.

Half bake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pat make. So I think as long as you got universal themes, people will fuck with your. Also, as long as you're authentic, like, there wasn't much that was relatable to about Bertie Mack to me growing up, but I was so obsessed with him as a comedian. I was like, this is the funniest human being I've ever seen in my entire life.

Yeah. And it was like, he was just so, what it seemed like, so authentically him and undeniably hilarious that I just grabbed. Funny is funny. Funny is funny. Funny is funny. Funny is funny. That's the certain thing.

Funny is funny. Larry David is the most unrelatable person to most human beings in terms of who he is. He's a 75-year-old Jewish guy. Which you watch Caribbean enthusiasm and cry laughing. Every one of us relates to him. So there is some humanity, you know, not to be too corny about it, but there is a humanity that we all relate to, a human experience we all relate to in the comics that can tap into that.

I think get us all. Yeah, that's why I think you got to be funny first, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, and that goes for it, not just people that are on stage doing stand-up, but even when you're trying to create comedies, I think that you're, you're trying to create comedies, I think that, you know, we lived through this woke era, which I think we all saw didn't translate to the best content because a lot of these people would do it through the lens of whatever their identity was, right? Or whatever their sexuality was, whatever their gender was, whatever their race was. What is it?

Fuck you funny. Yep, simple as that. Gotta be funny first, man. And I think the same goes for movies. Remember, we were speaking about it in Flagrant. It's like some movies that are just like black movies made for black people and only black people consume it. And then there's movies that it could still have a whole black cast, but it's just a black movie. Like a lot of, uh, like Friday.

Black Panther is not a black movie. Black Panther is just a Marvel movie that got black. I don't count superheroes, though. But like, uh, I get what's it saying, but I don't count. P.M. Pee and what's it go? The Jordan Peele movies. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. They just have black people in them. What's it called? Denzel Washington movies might over index with black characters, but that doesn't mean they're black movies. I get what you saying. I think it's not most of those black movies slap because they just got universal themes.

You know what I mean? You just got to get past it. Like dead presidents, you can watch dead presidents right now. And even though it's an all-black cast, black, I think, director-writer, it's still, it's a great movie about bank heist. 100%.

You know what I mean? So that's the thing. It's not just about a black thing or a Mexican thing. Yeah. If it's good, it's good. The wire. The wire. There are.

Spranos for, you know, I love sopranos. Well, there are certain black movies that don't necessarily have black people in them, though. What are they, Andrew? Any movie where an animal is bigger than it's supposed to be. What you mean? Explain. The Meg.

The Meg, too. Why is that a black man? That is a black genre of film. What? The Anaconda or whatever it is. Are you talking about our penis size? Exactly. No, the alligator movie.

Any movie where the animal is bigger than it's supposed to be. That's cool. Black movie No way Don't take that from the Asians Black people go to these guys Don't take that from the Asians Oh I see what you say

You say we like that kind of stuff You love when animals are bigger than they're supposed to be That's your favorite thing If a movie I promise you if you go to Black people love Jurassic Park But no no no no no

Jurassic Park is the size they're supposed to be If the dinosaurs end up being 100 times bigger than they were supposed to be then the black people love the movie just go to opening weekend of any movie where the animals are bigger

than they're supposed to be. I'm almost positive. I'm always positive as a comedy, Reggie Conquest who was saying this at the back table and he was saying something about this. So I want to make sure that he gets the credit. I'm pretty sure it was Reggie. But yeah.

I tend to hate those movies, to be honest. Yeah, but you're like, you like to hate what everybody likes. So that's how you prove it even more that that's what black people love. And listen, Big Mama's house. Animal is bigger. That's black men in dresses.

Okay, we support black men and dresses. If the animal... We support all black men in dresses. If the animal is bigger than it's supposed to be, you all fuck with it. Name one movie where the animal's bigger than it's supposed to be and y'all don't fuck with it. Hold on.

I do want to ask this question. Godzilla ain't based on a real animal. It got to be based on real animals. Godzilla's just a lizard. Anaconda. Is it called anaconda? Yeah. Did y'all watch that?

Let me ask this question. That's what I'm talking about. Let me ask this question. Just prove me wrong once. Why do... That's it. Isn't that an anaconda? Is that any...

God damn, it's not like you just got a fucking prostate in there. Jesus Christ. Black people love Jaws. Black people love Jaws. Why do black comics and dresses cause more of an uproar than white comics in dresses?

Because all the white comics do it too. Here's the thing. Putting someone in a dress is just a play off of masculinity. The more masculine somebody seems, the quote unquote funnier, it's like the easiest version of funny, it's the most low-hanging through,

the funnier it is if they're dressed as a woman, right? That's, this is just comedic disposition. Black men are seen as more masculine. You could call that an ingrained racism or whatever you want, but they're perceived by white audiences and white people probably as more hyper-masculine. So then being an address to them to like these white directors and shit are probably like,

oh, this is really funny. These super masculine guys are in a dress. That's so hilarious, right? The most low-hanging fruit joke. But you know who else they're going to try to put an address? I bet every time they're trying to put the rock in a dress, I guess he's black. He's done it. Sure.

But again, any big macho guy, they're trying to put an address because they're like, oh, this is funny because you're doing this thing you shouldn't be doing. I just always think about that because I remember growing up and, you know, you would see, you know, Martin plays your name. you would see Jamie Fox play Wanda or, you know, even, you know, they're not dressed up as women, men on film, you know, Damon and David Allen Greer pretending to be gay. It was just funny. Like, you never thought about it being anything else.

Even Robin Williams doing Miss Doubtfire. Not everything is, that's the thing, not everything is how can we hold down the black people be racist. A lot of, I'm going to tell you, a lot of black women feel a type of ways that, well, I shouldn't say a lot. We talk back hosts, Tam Bam and AJ, they don't. really appreciate that. Well, how do they feel about, I understand it,

but how do they feel about the white actors who do it too? Like, we're acting like white actors don't do this. Yeah. All actors do it. It's the,

it's the easiest version of humor. It's just, how do I make, how can I get a laugh without doing much? I'll put a masculine person in a very feminine outfit, laugh.

Like, Ms. Dauphi is one of the best movies you've ever seen in your fucking life. Robin Williams, God bless the day. You know what I mean? And he's in a, he's in a dress the whole movie.

Tootsie. Tutsi was wild. Tutsi was prostate. Tutsi was a prostate exam, yeah. I can't lie. You remember Tutsi? That's a different. Chris Rock, right?

No, Chris Rock wasn't in Tutsi was Wesley Snipes. Oh, Dustin Hoffman? Oh, what's the one with Wesley Snipes and Ving Rames and all in when they were dressed? No. Julie, Newmar. Something Julie Newmard.

Yeah, it's John Legu Zamo. Oh, I'm thinking a Woot. Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's it. I'm just saying. No, no, Wu. It is Wu, right? Isn't Ving Rames?

Ooh and yeah. Okay. What else we got, Taylor? Let's see what else we got, man. Let's pick some good ones. Sprote on. We only always go for the top. Let's go to the bottom.

Scroll down, Taylor. This guy is actually a prostate- I really enjoyed it. You clearly enjoyed it. Roll up, let's see, tell us. Did you shave it? No, I didn't know. I wasn't expected.

So you had ass hair and everything? Ass hair, bro. When he took that glove off, I was like, holy shit. Would it look like a burillo? Crazy. It wasn't crazy. It was just a little brown at the tip. And he had on blue gloves

So it was a wild color contrast Let's scroll up Taylor You're just Taylor Taylor scroll up Has Andrew had Okay Olin Nataro says Has Andrew had any joke stolen by other comedians

How did it feel after learning of the I guess that's theft The theft Whatever like that This is what I say I don't assume theft If I see something similar I don't assume theft.

I think that's one thing that the internet showed us is that there are people capable of having the same ideas or similar ideas. So my assumption first is not theft, especially if it's like a hot take on a popular topic.

Like if we're talking about Biden, you know what I mean? Like, okay, it's possible that I came up with this connection and maybe somebody else did. If it was something like deeply personal, then there's probably less of a chance. But even,

then I don't jump to the conclusion that like, oh, the only person on this planet that could have thought of this idea is me. I'm so great. I'm such a fucking genius. Nobody's a genius like me that they could ever come think of it. That's how I tend to go about things. Now, if it's something that keeps on happening with the same person, a bunch of other people, maybe that's a different scenario.

I haven't had that happen to me yet. But I try not to immediately assume that someone is snatching something. I get it. I get it. Um, what about you? I'm not a comedian. But like, you think anybody? Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm glad, Taylor, I'm glad you fucking say that. Take what? All types of shit, just talking points, like, I got one nodded and I don't have repeated a million times already. When I say that, uh, 20204, you know, the, the choices are the vote for the criminal, which is are the Republicans, or the criminal, which is Trump. Yeah. cowards, which is Joe Biden, because he don't fight for nothing,

or the couch. And the couch is probably going to win. I didn't heard that shit repeated so much on goddamn. Well, that's what the politicians do. Any talking points, they just assume are regurgitated through the think tanks. And they're basically told, they're instructed to take those talking points and run with it. But the reason I don't mind that particular talking point, because we're talking about something that impacts us all.

And all we're basically saying is that, hey, man, voter apathy could potentially sway the results of this election issue. You know what I mean? That's all. And by the way, both candidates know that because Trump's been out campaign in the last couple of weeks telling people look, man, especially in for Iowa's coming up. He's like, yo, don't assume just because the polls say I'm up,

that I'm a win, go out there and vote. Biden's out here saying the same thing. Like, yo, y'all can't stand out to go down vote. So people know. You know, I just say it a different way. And that's usually what I tend to do. Like, if I hear people saying something, I try to, like, take it a step further to where people can understand it a little bit better, a little bit more, what's more relatable. You know what I mean?

I'm not going to just say it's Trump Biden and people will stay home. You know what I mean? Like it's the criminal, the coward and the couch. And I love all C's triple C. What else we got? I got a question. Do you think they're dosing Biden? His last couple of speeches, he's been alert making a couple of jokes.

What? No, he's been more alert than we've seen. No, he's not. Y'all haven't seen him. You don't see him. The few times you do? No, you do. That's what I'm saying.

A few times you do, he's, you know. Cocaine, though, or what? I don't know. I'm just saying. The fact that they have to keep telling us how alert Biden is lets me know he's not that alert. Like, they say it all the fucking time. Who do you think he drops out? I do have a feeling.

It's just my intuition, but it's probably the same intuition that's been telling me to Cowboys going to Super Bowl the last 25, 26 years. I don't think Trump are Biden make it to the primary. Whoa. General election. Not the primary, the general election. I don't think Trump are Biden make it to the general election. I think it's too late at this point.

I, we're forgetting about natural? You're forgetting about natural selection, baby? Oh, this is the ceasefire now. Do I send you the video of the people blocking the Holland Tunnel? I heard about it. And they were singing the Christmas carols? I heard about it. But it wasn't a Christmas carols.

They were saying, Seas fire now. Cease fire now. I'm going to be honest with you, man. It was beautiful. I understand people protesting. I mean, it was the most annoying fucking thing in the world, and it's going to lose support for Palestinians,

but the song is great. Well, I'm talking about what happened at Emmanuel AME in Charleston stocking line. I'm just saying in New York, you cannot interrupt New Yorkers flow. If you're getting in the way of where we got to go, you're getting in the way to bridges, the tunnels, if we got to go to work,

if we got to pick our kid up or something like that, If you're getting in our way, you lose our support. So don't do that. That's the whole point in the protest, though. But who are you protesting against? You want to inconvenience New Yorkers or you want to get New Yorkers on your side? This is why you can't let white liberals support your cause. White liberals are going to inconvenience everybody and they're going to ruin it for you.

Well, that's what I feel like happened at Emmanuel A&E in Charlton, South Carolina. You know, Charleston is my birthplace that's home. Emmanuel A&E is a historical landmark in Charleston, South Carolina. Denmark Bessie founded that church, the church. The tragic killing of nine beautiful souls happened in Emmanuel AME. And I understand people want to protest and people want their voice heard. I didn't like what they did. I didn't like them doing that in the manual AME church.

You know what I mean? They did ceasefire now there? Without light, there's no path from this darkness. If you really care, you should honor the lives on the law and go for a ceasefire in Palestine. Seas fire now. Seas fire now. That's all right. That's all right.

That's all right. I mean, yeah, I didn't like that. Just because of the church, I saw people saying. I saw people saying things like, oh, that's respectability, politics. They ain't got shit to do with Biden. Don't get to do with the fact. Don't interrupt people's lives that you want to support you. I don't even think about interrupting their lives.

Just respect the Emmanuel A&E. That is a black church where nine black people got killed in Charleston. I'm born in Charleston, so my take on it is different. That's a personal thing to me. Don't do that there. Don't forget by People's lives That died in that church

I'm telling you And listen This is what happens When white liberals support your cause Man, they're going to ruin it for everybody This is what they do It didn't look like it was only white Their life is being inconvenience

It's a Greta Thunberg effect It's how can I annoy you the most How can I get in your way? How can I bother you? And it just makes all of us Want to destroy the environment It makes me never want to recycle And it's going to make you lose

All support for the Palestinian side 100%. If you see a purple-haired chick in your protest, just know it's over. I would have, if I was those people and you wanted to make a stand against Joe Biden, how they blocked the tunnel. Block his modicade and Charleston. Stand outside, block is modicator Charleston. Once you start blocking other people and we got shit to do, it's a problem.

I can't support you. Yeah, I just didn't. I mean, I'm all for people protesting. Whatever you want to protest, do your thing. But I didn't like them doing that in the manual AME church, man. That's that church. That's a black church. That is holy ground.

Nine people got killed in there. And I want to say one other thing to the Democratic Party. I'm sick of this type of shit. Oh. You mean to tell me Barack Obama comes to you, Joe Biden, puts the fire under your ass. And the only thing y'all can think to do is what y'all been doing for the past 60 years, go to a black church and then go to the sole food restaurant in Charleston. You went to Hannibal's in Charleston, Soxliana, sleuth, everybody at Hannibals.

But that's, y'all still doing that? Go to the black church. What if he got up there? And go to the soul food restaurant? What if he got up there? and he was like, This little light of mine. He did something like that.

I'm going to let it shine. He quoted some scriptures and some shit. No, you don't remember Brock going? This little light of mine. That was fine. That was fine. That was fine. That was, we watched it.

It wasn't this little light of mind, though. Yes, it was. It was. And guess what time about? You know what Barack did that at? No, it wasn't. I'm sorry. It wasn't.

Amazing grace. Amazing grace. Amazing grace. He did that. Oh, sweet. He did that talking about the Emmanuel Nine. That was the Emmanuel. I think that was the funeral service.

You know, it was amazing great. When Barack did that, you'll watch this shit and you'll realize that we need a Barack type president. I don't care what side of the aisle you're on. We need Barack. This is a president. You need a charismatic president. Someone we can all be proud of and believe in.

Even if you don't believe in his politics. Nah, but you want that guy to represent you. Watch is go to the beginning though and turn it up. The beginning though. You need the beginning. Fire too. He snuck up on him like a prostit. And watch watch the pastors as well.

Watch. Go. You got the audio on? Playing. No audio. He did the dramatic pause. Yeah. Amazing Come on. How sweet the sound. Fire. Come on now. Joe Biden could never.

Donald Trump can never. Look at them playing music with it. Come on. We never do that again, baby. Tell him Barack. Once in a lifetime, generational talent. Back. President Barack Hussein Obama.

Who's his urologist? Let him know. Who's his urologist, man? I know he brags all the time. I know Barack Obama's urologist brags all the, He did brag and then he got a . And then Martha Viggins.

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