The Brilliant Idiots - Stud Muffins

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

In this episode, Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schultz discuss various topics, including gun ownership, the appreciation of studs, live comedy specials, Jake Paul's boxing match on Netflix with Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson's invincibility, Dreya Michelle's pregnancy, and age and attraction. They discuss the potential regulations and legislation around social media, including the need for licensing and accountability for content creators. The dangers of AI-generated misinformation and fake news are discussed, as well as the vulnerability of older generations to scams and manipulation. The importance of building a brand and business is emphasized, along with the potential impact of third-party candidates in elections. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 05:57 Appreciating Studs 08:47 Cat Williams and Live Comedy Specials 12:01 Jake Paul's Boxing Match on Netflix 24:56 Dreya Michelle's Pregnancy 39:38 Controversial Social Media Posts 43:48 Women's Basketball 49:03 Discussion on Sports and Competitiveness 52:55 Fatherhood and Girl Dads 01:05:36 Discussion on TikTok Ban 01:09:22 Licensing and Accountability for Content Creators 01:10:05 Spreading False Information and AI-generated Misinformation 01:12:29 The Potential Dangers of AI and Fake Newss 01:14:20 AI's Ability to Create False Information 01:16:38 The Vulnerability of Older Generations to Fake News 01:18:36 The Need for Better Tax Systems and Transparency 01:23:26 The Potential of Third-Party Candidates in Elections 01:28:55 Insecurities and Their Impact on Personal Lives 01:39:14 The Potential of Robert Kennedy in the Election 01:41:36 The Desire for a Third-Party Candidate in Politics 01:42:34 The Influence of Lobbyists on Political Candidates ************************************ Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlamina guys. Andrew Shult. We are the brilliant idiots podcast, back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Bang, bang, bang, bang, what's happening? I don't even know why I did that. You know what I mean? Like old habits die hard. It's crazy, right?

You just be doing this shit for no reason. What was it like when you had a gun? What was that like? I got guns now. Oh, but do you do that with it? No. Now you keep them really locked up, nice and secure. You don't play with it.

You only go get it if you're going to like train. at the rain. You train at the rain? You take your girls too? No, not my girls yet. But you will. Absolutely. I don't know why. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you can start training at eight. That's fire. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know why. And now that you have one, it's like, you hope not to use it. Yeah. You know? Where back in the day, you're saying you were hoping to get the opportunity to use it? Not really. I just like to have it. So when I do this, people think you really bout that life, you know what I'm saying? Be like dough boy. It'd be like Ice Cube and Boys in the Hill

and he just lifted up his shirt. We got a problem cause. Like it. Just to let you know, let them see the handle, you know what I mean? What would your pose be? Like when you were, when you were- Always like this. You went sideways.

That's how you know, whenever you see somebody doing this, they don't know how to shoot. They don't know how to shoot. You know what I'm saying? It should really be like, you know, hold a steady. You got to hold your wrist, right? Yeah.

Why did you go on top? I don't know, man. I don't know why people do the stupid shit that he too? Why do we do the stupid shit that we did as children? Okay, because we were high like Taylor is now. Hezzie, how you been? I'm actually really good. I mean, it's great to be here.

The funny thing is that you and I showed up for work today on time. On time. That's crazy. Whoa, I was here on time. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was here on top. Maybe we were early. Maybe we were so on time.

We're early, Sean. Yeah, you guys were early. We got a text five minutes late already from Taylor, and it just said, y'all, be there in 10 minutes. And then that's it. This girl. Then she came in 20 minutes after the text. High is shit.

Done smoke weed, ate edibles. Put on her J-Lo earrings. Women's history month getting their head, yo. Women's history month getting their head, yo. It does do that. Women's history month getting their head. It does do that. They think they can do whatever the fuck they want.

You have Black History Month now. Women's History Month. You're too cocky. You're too cocky. You need to come down to earth. First of all, all the time to have to wait for y'all. It's never happened. Yeah, we never been late.

Wow. We can't be like the podcast starts when we're here. That's crazy. How can we be like? That's never happened. That's right. That's right. You're right.

We have a time set to us. Yo, we've been more reliable than your period. Wow. First of all, don't ever. Don't ever. Don't ever. What's going on in a period? What's going on in a period?

We've been more reliable and on time in your period. Don't try it. Wait, is there a period? You think I don't be over here and y'all talk at work. I told you, I want a spiritual. You think I'll be over here and y'all talk at work. What are we talking about? What are we talking about?

You think I ain't heard that little conversation. What we're talking about? Yeah, I heard about all the conversation. Is it? Is it. Is it right. I heard a conversation about somebody's calendar being a little off. Wait a minute.

Yeah. Not mine. All right. It's night. Okay. What you're talking about? Listen, I'm not in your business. I'm not in your business.

No, that's crazy. How you been? Can you ask you how you were, Hezzy? You did? Okay. I've been good. I've been on schedule. I don't want a period so bad.

No, I don't. No, I don't. I'm a stud. It's a little of studs out there, yo. We don't recognize y'all enough, man. You know what I'm saying? You do look like a stud. I'm a stud.

I'm a stud. I'm a stud. I look like a scorn stud. You do look like a scorn stud. You do look like a scorn stud. Strapping on. It's right. Mad as fuck I'm not anybody to use the strap on.

Make them suck it even though none of us getting pleasure. The girl not getting pleasure. You know what I'm saying? My guys just don't suck their own scrap. Right, though? You know what I think when you was little used to try to suck your own dick? Whoa. You know what I mean?

What are you? What do you mean when you was little? What do you mean it was you was little? Oh, you still tried doing that? The older I got, the closer I got. Damn. That makes sense. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. That makes sense. Unfortunately, unfortunately it stopped growing, but we was getting there. You were trying to go. Yeah, yeah, the taller you got you. He was like, oh, I got it now. I'm going to get down there. I'm going to get down there.

Fuck you think I do Pilates. Yeah. You know what? Y'all do Pilates for what? Core strength? Nope. Listen, you know you of a certain age. If after this conversation, you know what I'm thinking.

Who am I thinking about right now when it comes to sucking your own dick? Oh, of course, Matt Broussard. Do tell. Comedian Matt Broussard from Guy Code, the dude who said he could do it. No, I don't remember that. He was on the Guy Code episode with the Hall of Us. Really? Yeah, remember.

Oh, I know that episode. I know that episode. I just got erased from now. No, it's out. I remember that. No, I'm saying, they probably erased it. And we're like, what was it like? And he's like, it's a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick.

Sucked to Suck to completion? Say what? Suck the Sumpter completion? I actually didn't ask that. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Wait, why? I was thinking about somebody else.

Who could suck that your dick? Marilyn Manson. Remember he got his ribs removed? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got his ribs removed to suck his own cock. I don't know if I believe that. I don't know if I believe. Also, taking the easy way out.

You think that's the easy way. Getting surgery to suck your own dick is the easy way out. Our commitment. I mean, yes, commitment. Our commitment. I respect commitment. commitment, yo. If you get fake tities, are you committed? Yes, you're committed to wanting big tities.

I guess. I'm not mad at it. Shout out to all the studs, though. We appreciate you, man. You know what I mean? How did the studs come on your radar? What happened with the studs? No, I've just been noticing them for a while, but I've been noticing people not noticing them the way to do that. And why aren't they noticing the studs? I don't know. I think because, you know, when you have, like, male energy in that space, I don't know if it's just respected.

Because even the studs love the films. You know what I'm saying? The studs even love the films. The studs fit in with us. That's the homies. You know, they're the homies. That's the homies. So I think that's kind of like that in a way.

So nobody really looks at them and think that they have empathy. Yeah. Nobody really has sympathy for them because they give off like the manly energy. Like it's kind of like us as men. Like people are just starting to care about our feelings just a little bit. No, question. If you're a stud and when these studs answer this, Do you always take the strap with you?

Because as a dude, like, you're strapped all the time. But meaning, like, you're ready to go. If you're single, you're ready to exactly. You know what I'm saying? We're shooters out here. Stuts pull up like 10. So the studs, let's say you're kicking game.

Like, you need to have it on you. What if you kick a girl at the gym? You need to have it on. You got to have that thing. And do girls care about how big a stud strap on this? I mean, you got to have multiple. You got to be able to look at a girl. Shit, that ain't fair, yo.

That ain't. Yeah, it's not fair. They probably can eat vagina better than us, and they got multiple, multiple scrap on. Depending on the girl. You know what we got is what we got. What we got is what we got. God damn.

And do you wipe your scrap on off for multiple women? You mean, do you clean your strap on before having sex with other women? Yes. I mean, I would hope you would clean your strap. Yo, who got the brilliant Studs podcast? I need to know more about Studgeman. If there are Studge You Should Know Podcasts? We need a Stub.

Like stuff you should know? If there's Studge, you should know? Like, we want to hear that, yo. Because there's some really specific things about their culture that we need to know. I want to learn what about the strap regularly. Do you just let that shit dangle? Yes. Number one.

Number two. Do you tape down your tities or do you just let them hang? And if you don't tape them down or you consider the stud for real. Here's the thing. And do you tape them down? Or do you just wear like what tight-ass, what's the shit called tailing that y'all be wearing? White beaters? Sports bra.

Sports bra. Yeah, yeah. You wear a tight-ass sports bra just to keep them concealed. Why are they embarrassed about their tits? Because they want to be, yo. But there are guys with tips. I don't think they want to be us, yo. No, I think that they like us.

They like the way that. I think they like the way we move, but they don't want to be us. But they like our energy. They like the way we move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They like that masculinity. They like that testosterone.

You salute to the studs, man. Shout out studs. All the stud muffins out there. We appreciate you, yo. Yo, real talk. We need a stud on the podcast, just talking that shit, just breaking backs. Yes.

Is there a stud day? Yeah Yeah It's gotta be right Like we gotta I want to celebrate the stud I'm not even joking I wish we could have

A stud on the pot Yo is Sam J a stud? I don't think Sam Yeah No Sam is a stud in terms That she got the strap For sure

National Stud Day Was February 5th Holy shit Really Yo it would be fire If it was February 15th Why Just a day after Valentine's

Because studs be out here Breaking Hearts That's why That's why I call them Toxic Studs man Why Because they be out here turning girls out because they eat it crazy.

Then they got multiple scrapons. And they be turning girls out and breaking hearts. Man, I didn't seen, I didn't know plenty of women to get turned out by us. Taylor almost got turned out. And it wasn't even a stud. You're lucky. You're lucky it wasn't a stud.

If it was a stud, you would have been flipped. I wasn't even close to almost. You bought her a fitted hat. If you buy a fed of a fitted hat, you are in love. That's an engagement ring. No. That's a stud engagement ring. Yes, it is.

A new era. Michelinette's engagement ring. You bought her a fucking fitting cap. Tell the truth and shame the devil. If anything, I was a stud, because I just dip on her. Yeah, because it wasn't a stud, but if it was stud energy,

she ate your pussy crazy, you'd probably be a lesbian to this day. She is! She talks about that shit all the time. Oh my God, she is taking a sabbatical from Dick. Are we going to next topic? Sure. By all memes necessary.

By any memes necessary is Taylor's segment. What we got, Taylor gang? Cat Williams shows off. Everybody keeps talking about this and trying to beat his time, Michael. I'm not mad at it. There's no hating here. You can't hate on this. That is a 57-year-old man who ran a 4-9.

He's not 50-yard dash. 47. No. Cat is 57? How old is cat? No, cat got to be 47. Cat is 50s, yo. There's no way.

There's no way Cat is two years older than me. Hold on. How old is cat? 52. I mean, that's incredible. 52 years old. Credit where credit is due. Short people don't really age.

That's a fact. Like that. That is true. You all told me that. But it is kind of true. Short people don't really get old. They don't get old. That is, that is, there's something to that.

He ran a 4.97 in the 40 yard dash at 52 years old. And this isn't like him and his home boys. This looked like he's with an actual football team. And they clocked him. doing this. His form looks pretty decent. I wonder how he knew he was that fast. He was moving. He was moving. I'm not mad at it, man. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing to, there's nothing to be angry about here. He is what he, he is who he claims to be. Yeah, shout out, when it comes to that. Did you watch? You know, he's doing a live Netflix special.

I think it's a genius idea, my boy. A live comedy special. I think it's a genius idea. Especially with Kat, because he's convinced us that he, he's, you know, he's a genius idea. He's doing. He's, He's incredibly entertaining when he's just ripping, when he's just riffing off the cuff. Like, he'll talk shit about anybody. This is the moment where you go, oh, he's going to say whatever and nobody can silence him because it's live.

I have to watch it. Yeah, and it made me think about, I wonder how soon after Club Shay-Shay interview did Netflix come to him because Kat really hasn't said anything. He did, he did Shay-Shay, then he did Rogan. I think Willie Dee.

But I think Willie D was before. You were saying that might be. I think it was before Rogan. I couldn't be wrong. It was. It was before Rogan, right? Before I thought, Shayshay. Yeah.

Will he D. was before Shay-Sheh. Well, he did Shays-Shay. He did Rogan and he really hasn't done anything but going on tour. So it's like you give him a mic and you put him out on that stage live for Netflix. Everybody will be tuned in? Live programming is the only way to go for most of these screaming service. You've seen what Netflix did with the Jake Paul Tyson fight, right? Jake Paul Tyson fight.

How do you feel about that? Okay. Shout out Jake. Jake finds a way. This motherfucker finds a way. Literally two days before all these YouTube channels going, it's over, it's done. Jake is finally finished, influencer boxing and finished because he had just fought this dude down in Puerto Rico who was a professional boxing. He wasn't that good.

He knocked him out. People didn't really care. And they're like, okay. But that wasn't, I thought he was on the undercard or the woman fight. Yeah, Amanda. What was her name? Serrano. Yeah.

He was also a fighter. And she got her. I think some hair dye got in her eye and so she had to pull out of the fight. True. Really? Anyway. So, and he just finds a way. I mean, this fight's going to be massive as Dallas Cowboy Stadium. It's going to be the

most attended fight. It's probably already sold out. Did they even start releasing tickets? I don't even know. I'm definitely ordering. You don't have to order it. Netflix bought it. Oh yeah, Netflix bought it. That's what I was trying to get at. A live you're talking, we're talking about live events. It's going to be a live event on Netflix.

This is a game changer also. because it's not like there's a fee. I think Netflix could also charge $20, and then people would have watched $60, $70, whatever the fuck ESPN charges, but I think they're just giving her way and they're getting sponsorship. This is going to be the most viewed a fight.

Dude, it might be the most viewed fight in history. I haven't watched the fight in 15 years. You're watching this. And think about how easy it is. Not that I'm aware of it. No, but check it. It's also on your phone, like it's so unbelievably easy to watch

that even if you're out at the bar, you're putting it on your phone, you're watching with no audio, you're at a club. Wherever the fuck you are in the world, if you have Netflix, you're putting it on. I think it might be...

And it's a Saturday? The most viewed boxing match in history. I don't think that that's that crazy to say. You know what is more intriguing. And salute to Jake, like, yeah, what you said, Jake, Jake finds a way to make these things historical. What I find...

What I find... What I find more incredible as a man born in 1978... is the narrative that Mike Tyson has created for himself that still stands the tested time in 2024, even though I'm old enough to have seen Mike look mortal in the ring more than a few times. But he still has this air of invincibility,

this air of he never lost the fight, this era of, oh my God, Mike Tyson is so scary in that ring. It is really interesting because any other fighter at his age, we'd be like, there's no way, but because it's Mike Tyson. But why?

And I love Mike. He was so ferocious. He was so ferocious. I love Mike. So scary. He wasn't until he wasn't. But that's everybody. No, there's some, like,

there was this one fight I was watching another day. I'm going to tell, who was it? It was Mike Tyson versus Frank Bruno. Oh, yeah. Have you ever watched the Mike Titan? Now, Tyson won both fights. But I think it was the first fight. Frank Bruno was giving Mike Tyson hell

until about the ninth round. Maybe the hardest puncher in boxing history, Frank Bruno. The British guy, right? Yes. Yeah, it was an unbelievably hard puncher. And he was, he buckled Mike in like the first, the second round. Yeah, I mean, he was an unbelievably hard puncher. Frank Bruno was a beast.

I forgot what round it was. The Razor-Rudic fights were good fights. I don't know if that was after. Razor-Rudic. If you were taller than Mike and could box, you would give Mike problem. Most importantly, if you were willing to take a shot, because Mike is going to touch you.

Yes, and that's what I'm saying. Like, in this Frank Bruno fight, I forgot which one it was. It might have been the first one. I think it was the first one. I mean, I don't remember how the second one went. I was watching the first one again. Like, Frank, look at this.

Frank Bruno's giving Mike hell. He's going to buckle him in a second. I mean, look at that shot. That's the thing. But Frank's eating him. He's a tough guy. Frank was really tough. That's what I'm saying.

Like, if you go back and you watch a lot of Mike Tyson fights, don't watch the highlights where he's knocking people out in 20, 30 seconds. He looked mortal in quite a few fights. It's not just the Buster Douglas fight. It wasn't just the Lennox Lewis fight. He looked mortal in a lot of fights. But the fact that he's still able to keep that, that, that, what's the word I'm looking for? That air.

Air. Of invincibility, yeah. Well, can I ask as a non-boxing guy, like how much. does the actual technical skill set erode with time as opposed like... Oh, I don't think it does. So then Jake falls in trouble, right? No. I think people got to put some respect on Jake.

I think, listen, if Tyson wins, people are going to go, well, of course he won. He's Mike Tyson. Right. If he loses, people are going to go, well, yeah, he's 58 years old. Of course he's supposed to lose, et cetera. So they're going to find a way to discredit Jake, but Jake should win this fight. He's fighting a guy who's 58 years old. It doesn't matter how amazing he was.

Like, you know, Father Time is undefeated. So it's... What are the stipulations? No stipulations. What size gloves do they wear? Are they going to wear headgear? No headgear. No head gear?

No head gear. It's a real fight. It's a real fight? I don't know, man. Now... If Tommy Fury were to go up against Mike, would you think he would easily beat Mike? The only reason I say no is because...

because Tommy hasn't really proven to have any punching power. But then he beat Jake. Yeah, but he kind of, he outboxed Jake. Whereas with Tyson, if you don't have any punching power, he's just going to walk you down. He's going to keep throwing. Jake has knockout punching power. So if he touches you, you go down.

The thing with Mike is that if Mike gets inside of Jake's range, he's going to touch him, he's going to cause problems. See, that was fight number two. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know him. That's a 57-year-old. man who's taking a lot of punches, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he's been quite battle test. Like, we're not going to see this. No. You know what I'm saying? Also, we were talking about this on Flagrant. Like, how many fucking months do you need to actually get your body in shape? For us to get in shape and we're younger, it would be months.

Oh, Mike's year wrong with it, though. Oh, he's training all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mike always posting videos in him training. Absolutely. Okay. That's why I say when you talk about, when you say Chris about, like, how much of that do you lose? Mike, if you watch him in his boxing videos, he still got it.

Like, a lot of that is muscle memory. Like, he stays on it. Okay. You lose so much. I mean, I'm here to tell you. You lose so much in your 50s. Chris, you never had what Mike had. I know that.

But I'm just saying, like, Mike can lose 40% of what he was. Chris, when I was younger, I could put cream cheese on a bagel so much more efficiently. You lose so much more when you're 50, Chris. What did you have? I had something. I had something at one time. No, you can. It's long gone.

It's long gone. but I had it. Now, Mike seems to believe that his, uh, his basics, what are they called? His fundamentals are so strong that he will never lose that. I don't, I don't doubt that. Now, here's the reality. People would love to see, like Jake has positioned himself as a villain in this game.

And he's positioned himself as a villain and he's taken on guys that he shouldn't beat, and then he's beating them. And now the narrative is, oh, well, they're older. It's the wrong sport or whatever. but he's still the villain. Mike Tyson gets to be the face. Everybody loves Mike Tyson. Yeah.

They want to see Mike take out Jake. Mike's still thinking shit, too. Come on. You're like Diesel, bro. You're like, God. You're a, you're a stupid. This is a Braille. Damn.

I'm like Diesel, man. This is a Browley. You're stuck about like Diesel. So let's say that. He's not, he's not diesel. He's in shape. I just say he's in shape.

You know what I'm thinking? He's in shape and he's still got girth. No, not girth. Like, he's still like... Brolic, this ain't brolic. It ain't brolic, though. What is it? It's like old man brolic.

Like, oh, I don't want to fight that. That's scary. That's the thing. That's crazy. Like, he still got it. Like, here's the thing, man. You're saying he's still got it. But listen, Mike lost a lot of fights.

He lost like five or six fights. Yeah, it's a professional fighters. Like, that actually... boxed their entire life. But Jake is that now? That's, like, he's, what, eight fights in, seven tomato cans? Like, I don't know, man.

It's still a 57-year-old man. I hit my thing. I don't want, if he beat Mike Tyson, I don't want this to seem like a thing. Like, oh, I beat Mike Tyson. Like, I saw Jake's, I'm putting eye on Mike to sleep. We've seen that before, Jake. Oh, you're trying to say that what he,

if he does win, it's not that impressive. Nah. Now, now, now if you spar against Maywell, Right? And you beat Mayweiser. That's still, that's something. Because Mayweather never lost a fight. You know, Mayweather is still pretty active in the ring. So even if you beat somebody

like Mayweather, that matters. You knock out 57-year-old Mike Tyson. It's just like eh. And I don't think he's going to get knocked out. Does Jake have to knock him out? Yeah. Has to knock him out, right? I mean, he doesn't have to. He can win a decision,

but it'll be anticlimactic if he, I think it will almost get looked at as a for Tyson. Yes. If it's a decision. Yes. Because then people go, yo, he's 57 years old and you couldn't even knock him out or you couldn't even go to a decision, et cetera. Now, if he does knock out Mike Tyson, I think what happens is some other boxers step up and they go, I'm going to knock out Jake Paul for Mike. So then he gets another fucking payday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's Rogan saying? What is he saying about this? Yeah. Listen, I'm not mad. God damn. Oh, you remember that. This was crazy. When he fought to do a Dow syndrome.

What? What? Who's the new name? Nobody ever talks about this show. They let this dude with Dow syndrome fight Mike Tyson when Mike Tyson got out of prison and it was so crazy. What was this guy's name, yo? Pull it back, pull it back.

It was the most terrifying looking Tyson ever. It just looked like he was made out of steel. And I'll never forget the way in, or the stare down, rather. You could see it in Tyson's face when he's staring him down. There's this crazy, he's following him everywhere he goes. Like a predator, dude. Like you see Peter McNeely's kind of looking down McNeely look over Tyson

Look at his eyes falling Oh yeah look at that That is terrifying Tyson you saw it Yeah but here's the thing Yes When he came out of prison He was in super shape

He knocked out McNeely But then he got in the ring With Evander Holyfield And look to mortal his foot up Let's not take away anything from Evander Vander Vander is one of the greatest boxers ever It was in beyond great shape

You're right listen I love Iron Mike Tyson I'm just saying that is very impressive that he's been able to keep this air of invincibility. We look at him still like you need a cold, you know, to get to him. And then like you got to see where his eye winks like in the video game. But is that just our generation? Does a young kid, does Paul feel that way?

He's not invincible. I think there's a generation of kids right now who are going to watch him fight Jake Paul. And they're going to, if Jake beats him, they're going to talk like Jake just, you know, knocked out Thanos. And then they're going to go Google and realize, oh, shit, this dude's lost mad fights before. Hmm. I don't know. Listen,

what do you think happens in the fight? Honestly, I think it goes the distance. Really? I think it goes the distance. And I think Tyson can last the distance? Yes, I think it goes the distance. I mean, it's not like a, it's not like, I mean, he went the distance with Roy Jones.

Yeah. Yeah. Or wasn't that six rounds? Six rounds? Six rounds. It's like a, like, exhibition. If this is a real fight and Mike fights the way he, like, when we watch him sparring, and he's like attacking,

Jake going to catch him. Jake, Jake, going to catch him. It's inevitable. Like, Mike can't do that. Mike can't just rushing like that, fighting that 27-year-old kid. Like, Jake Paul,

he has enough boxing ability to land one. And if he lands one, I don't know if Mike can take that at 57 years old. I could be wrong, though. I don't fucking know. Also, I don't know

how much of that movement he's going to be doing inside. I wonder if Jake is grabbing him or even Mike is grabbing him. Yeah. I think it might be like one or two punches at a time. Yeah, I don't know.

There's got to be stipulations, Joe. I don't know. Yeah. Drea Michelle reveals pregnancy with 22-year-old NBA star, Jalen Green. We are overjoyed. Got him. Got him. 22 years old.

Wow. How old is Drea? I hate that she's older than 39, but. Here's the stranger things. You be hated. No, I'm not hating it. I'm just saying I heard. Why would Drea lie about her?

What reason would Dre have to lie about it? So she could get a 22-year-old pregnant? But here's the thing, right? Everybody talks about why would a 39-year-old want to be with a 22-year-old? How can we don't never look at her from the other perspective? Oh, stop it. Why don't we? Like older women, too, right?

International Women's Day Shake. Get out of here. Why don't we ever look at it from the perspective of the young man wanting an older woman? Why would a young man want an older woman? Look at Dre. It's beautiful. Are you crazy? She's not all older women.

you want a woman at the height or around her peak fertility. That's the whole idea of attraction. Nah, now when you're 22. No, no, what I'm saying like... The whole idea of attraction is fucking. For what reason? The fuck. Oh.

When you're 22, you're not trying to have a baby. You're not trying to have a baby. You're not trying to have a baby. Let's stop. Let's stop. Let's stop. There is a biological evolutionary reason that we want to fuck. What do you think it is?

A nut. What else do you think? think it is. Just a nut. Are you genuinely sitting here across from me and you think that there is no compulsion. At 22, I was not thinking about getting nobody pregnant. Fuck 22. Our behavior is dictated by millions of years of evolution. I, to be honest with you, I've never as a man said. You're both not that fucking retarded. You're both not. You're saying that you wanted to get us go pregnant? No. No, it's your brain. Your brain doesn't know the difference

between getting go pregnant or not. Your brain is just trying to spread its seed, and it's trying to propagate. Oh, so you're saying whenever you get hard and shit like that, it's not just attraction. I want babies out there in the world. We're programmed to do one thing as a species, and that is procreate, make more of us. That's all we're supposed

to do. Everything else, like, I want to go study science in college. No. But what attracts you? It's the reason your wife is pretty. Yes. You're not just out here attracted to any old thing. And what is that? We are attracted to women that are around their most fertile stage because we want to get them pregnant. The reason why we're not as attracted to a 60 or 7-year-old woman as we are to like a 25-year-old

is because at 25 a woman is at the peak of her fertility. And at 70s, she can no longer have children. So our body shuts off its attractiveness to women around 70 years old. Now, if you love your wife and you've been with her for years, there's a different romantic connection that you've built, you're rearing children and grandchildren of a family, of course. But some average 7-year-old woman you're not attracted to. You are attracted to beautiful women at 25. Beautiful, key word.

I think you're attracted to beautiful women at any age because you ain't never at any age looked at at Roseanne Barr and said, I want to get her pregnant. You're right, but you would prefer 25-year-old Roseanne Barr over 75-year-old Roseanne Barr? You would never prefer Roseanne Barr. I think 25 over 75. Never. I think so. I think so.

I think you would never want them to want. I think Roseanne Barr. The Hensi has. I think 25 you want to break that down. Roseanne Barr? Rosanne Barr? You got to Google Roseanne at 25. Over 75.

No, but what about when they're at peak pregnancy age, but they're ugly and we're not attracted to them at all? That's my point. I just didn't want to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just tried to use somebody that I know I could say with comethically challenged. Nobody would try to cancel.

Yeah, of course. Of course. We're not into ugly people. Yeah, as much. Cosmatically challenged people, for sure. Yeah. Andrea's 39, she can still get pregnant. This woman looks like she's 25.

That's 25-year-old. Which is... Oh, yeah, you tell me you're not taking that down? You tell me you're not taking down on the left, over on the right? Come on, y'all, look at that right there. Beetlejuice. Ah. Oh, my God.

Yeah. She might look better now. I'm a stud, bro. Stop it. Yeah. I don't know. That's kind of crazy. Childs of Roseanne.

25-year-old Roseb. Yo, let us know right now. It's women in history months. Let us know in the YouTube comments on already if 25-year-old Roseanne Barr can get it. Y'all go have to Google this one, Greg. You got to go back. I don't know, man.

Go to that black and white. Andrews, all I'm learning from Andrews right now, he was a wild one. Top left. It's 14 million people in New York, you're not taking that down. You know, there's 14 million people in this city. Tell me you not taking that.

I don't know how many women was in this city when you was 25, but God damn. All right, maybe not everybody could get it. That's all I'm saying. No, it's not what you guys are saying. We're arguing different things. O'N looks like a Twitter egg at 25. What is the argument? Like, that is craziness.

Like, what are you saying? Okay. The argument you guys are making is that... Big back bar! Nobody's going to get mad at that. Okay. Nobody's going to get mad at that. at me saying big back bar, are you?

Nope, no. And if you do this, remember what she said about Michelle Obama? Yeah. What's she said? Yeah, you're... Our Valerie Jarrett was well. Yeah, Valerie Jarrett, yeah, yeah. Why you threw Michelle under the bus for no reason?

Because they used to say something about Michelle, too. But what did you say? You said you would take it down? Nah, she would get it. Nah, man. Come on, you know. You think so for work? Nah.

Anyway, point... The point I'm trying to make is Dreia looks like she's 25. Dreia's beautiful. She's stunning. Dreya's beautiful. But once again, nobody talks about the other perspective. They're so busy calling out Drea and, you know, saying Drea's a predator.

First of all, you're not a predator if you're 39 years old and you met the person when they was 21. How's that predatory? Yeah, I think we have to treat adults as adults. Like you're a 21-year-old adult. Use the word like predatory is crazy. Yeah, yeah. If she met him at 16. and she was going to AAU games,

that's a little different. Yes, are babysitting them with some shit like that. Yeah, I hate this. If she's babysitting, that's fucking insane. That's a red shirt. So we got to look into that.

We got to look into that. If she's babysat him in his life, that's a problem. That's crazy. That really is a problem. Now, yeah. Now, listen,

as a dude who's 20, how old is he? 22. 22. So when he's 40. He's age as a son. Say again? him age as her son.

Same as is that. That would make the strange? Yeah. That she has a son. That's 20? No, it's just weird. A little bit adds to it. Dude's date older women.

It's weird. It's just weird. I've always thought that, you know? I've said that for a long time. But it's just like I'm not, I can't sit here and act like, um, it's illegal. No. I can't even sit here and act like it's morally wrong. I don't even like when we infantilize him.

Like he's a 21 year. I don't even know what that means. Say again? When we treat him like a child. He's a 21 year old adult in America. Yes. Like, he can make his own decision. and if this ends up being a bad decision, he'll figure it out.

But she's not grooming him. She's not taking advantage of him. At all. You're 21. At a certain point of time, we have to let people make their own fucking decisions. That's right. And I'm going to tell you something.

If I was a 22-year-old millionaire, man, every woman I probably would be dealing with would be older than me because these older women are amazing looking. Dreia looks incredible. She's stunning. Yes. And it has always been that way. So the question is this.

Let's say you're Jalen Green. I think this is why this comes up. Right. Let's say your jailing green. Let's say Dre has got, I don't know, five more years left of fertility, maybe. So she can put out maybe three kids with them, tops, and that's pushing it. Like they're going every single year that they have an opportunity. There is a limitation if they just want to be together for the rest of their lives. There's a limitation to how many children they can have because of that. whereas some people that are Jalen's age, they might go, hey, listen, I want to have six kids and I want to spread that out over the next, you know, 10 years,

and she just doesn't have that. Drea might be cool with that, though. Drea might be like, look, I'm mama bear. And then you go knock up these. Go out there if you want to get your little, we can have some sister wives, you know what I'm saying? I mean, now we're talking. I'm just saying.

Now are we talking. She had to say a while back about, I guess, being in relationships. Like one So like the person you're dating You see like a future with them I think the question you were asking is if I wanted more kids And I feel like I want more kids And I feel like at this point in my life right

The relationship is as amazing to have Right but that's not what I'm basing having a kid on Because I'm very non-traditional I feel like you can co-parent without being in a relationship Maybe just two people say, hey, you want a kid? I want a kid, let's just have a kid. Really? So you would do that.

I'm very, like, free spirit. I'm very open. I'm very open. I don't know what I just watched. She wants to have kids. No, she's been through it. How many kids you got? Two, right?

One? This would be our second. Man, salute to Drea. I don't see nothing wrong with it, man. I just think it's weird to call people like Drea predators, even when they was... I agree. I think that's fucked up. That's a weird language.

He's 21. 21. Like at what point? Or 22. At what point do we consider people adults? And what if, yes, and what if he's a young man who likes older women? Everybody always like, oh, you older, you like younger women? It's just weird as a woman.

I mean, yes, he has a bag, but, like, as a woman, it's just weird to even want to with a younger guy. But you love what you love. I mean, unless her maturity love is the same as his, then okay. Now, see, that's what I be thinking of? Yeah, I don't know what if. What does a 40-year-old woman see in a 22-year-old guy? I don't understand.

Oh, my God. Can you imagine how annoying it is to watch the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight with a 22-year-old? And you got to explain who Mike Tyson is. Oh, my God. This the guy from the video game? Yes. And she don't even know about the video game. She only knows it because you used to weigh the t-shirts.

I got mad Mike Tyson T-shirts with the characters on this shit and hoodies and shit. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no. Shit like that. Like, I don't got time for that.

Like, that's what I hate that. I need to, when I make certain references, I want you to understand them. Yeah, free Dreya, man. I don't think people realize what she's actually. That's what I'm saying. She got to speak two languages. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's always talking about, you know,

oh, it's just so messed up for old women to be with a younger dad. No. You know what that older person got to go through? Dealing with that shit? Mind-boggling amount of annoyance. It don't even make any sense, man. They don't understand any of your vernacular, any of your slang words.

They got all these new slang words that you don't fucking get. Yeah. And then I saw Donna O'Rollin say some funny shit one time. Dono. My Rale was talking about being an older man dating a younger woman. woman. I think he said it's on a special. And he goes, I would date an old woman if we grew old

together. He was like, he said, I'm not going to be this age and go find an old new bitch. That shit is funny. And it kind of makes sense. That's what I'm saying. I know an R&B singer right now, Saluta Keith's Keith Sweat, man. Keith Sweat said to me one time, he said, man, why would I ever date a woman my head? I make too much money to date a woman my age. That ain't my thing, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I was out here, you already know what I'd be trying to get if I was single.

What? Taze the bill. First of all, don't be blowing up my spot. What did you say? What did he say? I missed it. But old R&B singers? That's where it's at.

You would want old R&B singers. Absolutely. Stephanie Mills, Patty LaBelle, you know what I mean? For what, what is that? No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I would say. And what would you want to do? You would want to have sex with them?

No, that's disgusting. Why would you say that? That's what I thought. So you want to just have the conversation. Yeah, yeah. I'd be a dater. You are a fucking stud. I'd be a dater.

You're a dater. Doesn't she make pies too? Yes, she does. You just love pie. Yeah, that's really what it comes down to. Older women that offer that pie? Older women Olden

Oh, listen I was in Austin, right? Yo, this is Christmas there. I was in Austin, right? And I was on a panel for Vox, Vox Media. We did, me and Angela Rye

were guests on the, what's the name of the Today Explain podcast with O'L King. And so they did a Q&A at the end and this guy stands up. I could not understand what the fuck he was saying until I could understand

what he was saying. And he goes, Shalameh, what is they? What is Taylor's Mama's Pie do for your mental health? And I was like, what? He was like, he was stuttering? And talking real low.

He was struggling. This is in the middle of like 20 very serious political questions. Yes. Wow. I was trying to God, God was in through the election. It was about politics. The whole conversation was about politics. And he's like,

So a guy with a speech of penitentist stops a very serious conversation to ask maybe the greatest question to hit up all the time. You know, I got to explain to the audience. Salute. Who Taylor is. Were you there? Taylor's mama's pie.

That's why he was studying. He thought it was going to be there. He's just smacked up. I'm like, Taylor Hayes is a producer that works. What's up? Works with us on various shows. Her mama, you know, loves to give me her pie. Her mama gives me her pie all the time.

And it's so tasty and it's so warm. And somebody was just like, yo, is she selling it? I said, not to me. Yo, it is free for me. Me. Yo, what's real? I'm a stud. Don't say nothing crazy to me.

It's a hate crime. Right. Let's take some bills there. Wait, hold on. Before you guys go to the ad, I want you all, what's y'all take on this? Did you see this? What's our take on what?

Social media reacts to rapper RX Hector hyping his mom up as they celebrate her birthday. Popular Atlanta rapper RX Hector was really, police from jail today after being sentenced to five years in prison for iPhone robbery and assault. What are we reacting to? What's going on in a lot of these friends? Oh my God, look at this. 12 o'clock. Oh, no.

Please, all. Oh, my God. You're a beautiful mom. Whoa. In a reality. This dying real. Blue. This is like your mom, dad.

Okay. They don't know you clap. 12 o'clock on the dock. Let me tell you this. With all due respect, I don't blame him. With all due respect, I don't blame him, but it's his mom. It's hard for me to answer that question because my mom don't got that kind of ass. Mine neither.

My mom's ass. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I never even thought about it. But if that's walking around the house, I... It's hard to not want to do something to it if it's walking around the house. Yeah. That's a good question.

Somebody in the Twitter comments, that's a real comment. Is that real mom or stepmom? Oh, if it's stepmom, then it's lit. I would hope that's his stepmom more than his real mom. That's crazy. And the first comment under this post is Hollywood Unlocked. It says, my son is the exact way with me.

It's really a boy mom thing. What's the fuck? Somebody said, please stop. Nothing wrong. He's clearly playing. What? My daughter taps minds because they say it's too big for my height. and my son does as well

always making something what does that say weird that's why everything not social media like this motherfucker got three New York Times bestselling books can't read the same his fucking life oh there you go Taylor

I mean I used to do it to my mama so I don't want to create a double standard just because I'm a girl yeah all weird if y'all think it's okay he didn't just tap her on the butt he said she said jump kept tapping her button she kept clapping her cheeks. We are not about to normalize this. P.S. Some of y'all love coddling boys and wonder why some of them

can't function and want their woman to be their mom as kids. Kid to be raising kids is what I see from the comments. I'm a boy mom too and this is dumb. Hmm. I don't know. I mean, I'm about to be I mean, I think it's strange, but I try to mind my business because I don't know what strange in this world anymore because the things that I think are strange are perfectly normal to y'all. As those first few comments say. But I also think that a lot of times those people are botching those comments and if you let the bots get about four or five off early, it can kind of switch the narrative because people don't really think for themselves anymore, so they'll go in the comments to see what a bunch of people think. And then they'll be like, well, maybe I'm the

weird one. Because I think it's weird that he just clapped his mama's cheeks. Now, I could watch this video a few more times. Not because of him touching his mama's butt, but because yo, bro, bro. Yeah, I mean, she got it. Yeah, but that's my age. You know what I'm saying? I told your mom this, but I was born in 1978. I would assume she's around the same age. No, bro, she got it. I'm like, okay, salute to her, all right? Yeah.

There might be an issue if it was her daughter? No. No. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Is he straight? Because that's the other thing.

Women, y'all be letting gay men. Oh. If he's gay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the brother. He just came out of prison. everybody, come on, stop.

Everybody can't stop. I don't know. I mean, listen, man, the each is all. I ain't, you know, that's their relationship. My whole thing is, does she have a problem with it? Clearly not. Clearly, this is how they get down. You know, it is what it is.

That's a good cake, too. What restaurant is that? What's that? I don't think it's the one that's not the birthday from milk. Milk. Taylor, there's one more thing. Oh, shout out to the South Carolina Game Cops, Don Stanley.

Last year this time, I told y'all that women's basketball was better than men's college basketball. Last year this time, when we were recording at WTF Studios, I was in here talking about how good women's basketball is. Now you got everybody with the hot take. I saw Kevin Garnett and Paul Piss saying how women's college basketball is better than men's college basketball, and they can't even name five men's college players. I told y'all this last year how good women's basketball was. That's actually a really interesting point. How many men's college basketball players can y'all name right now? I can't name one.

I don't think I can name one. The only men's team I've been remotely paying attention to is the South Carolina Gamecocks because there they finished the season number 17 with the men's as well. But women, you got, was it, Caitlin Clark? Caitlin Clark, who's a beast, just broke the all-time scoring record for college period. Yeah. Salute to Lamont Paris, man. Lamont, what you're doing with the South Carolina Men's Gamecox is incredible.

But you got Caitlin Clark, you got Angel Reese, you got Flasjane Johnson, you got Ju-Ju-Ju at USC, you know, you got Ashley Wachens for the GameCock. It's just a great... Look at this. They're fighting and shit now. Yeah, I like it. They dunking in the games. I like everybody in women's college basketball plays like Tim Duncan and Steph Curry. That's fine. Everybody. They're Dunkin? Huh?

You said that Dunkin? No, they play like Tim Duncan. Oh, Tim Duncan. They're all fundamentally sound players. Yeah. And now you got somebody like Caitlin putting it on the floor. What's the young lady name for South Killand? I think it is Ashlyn Watkins who plays like Carrie Irvin, yo. Yeah.

Like it's just the fun. Yeah, Ashlyn Watkins. to Ashland Watkins. Yeah, the fighting is kind of cool. Girl fights are fun. But this is more of a stud fight. Stud fights are... Oh, my God.

What? They're not studly, though. No, that's the thing. They, like, they used to be a time. Women's basketball. Was more lesbian. Yes. And now you feel...

More studly. More studly. Now you think it's not. No. I think there's still a fair amount of lesbians in girls basketball. I'm sure. But... Studs, though?

Yes. Yeah, I think there's some studs. I think you could catch some strap from one of these girls. Tahina Papito? You don't think these girls are throwing around a strut? You think so?

Yeah. So maybe it's Malaysia. Yeah, Malaysia Full Away. I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name wrong. Malaysia full Wiley. Look up her highlights. Can she dunk? Nah, but her, she's like,

Kyrie out there with the ball handling. Alia or Malaysia? Let me see. Malaysia. Yo, she can't even have a sneaker, bro. That's fucked up. Am I? Can't get the air Malaysian.

ML-A-Y-S-I-A-4-Walli. Play what the L-S-U coach said because people were kind of mad at this comment. What she said? Listen to it. No one wants to see that ugliness, but I can tell you this. I wish she would have pushed Angel Reese.

Don't push a kid that you 6-8, don't push somebody that little. That was uncalled for, in my opinion. Let those two girls that were jawing, let them go at it. You know what? Now, see, here's it been. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

He says you pussy, yo. That's what I'm saying. Coach says she's pussy. Yo, girl basketball is fired. That's what I'm saying. Girl basketball is fired. When you watch Don's statement, Don Staley's statement. Is that her name, Don Staley?

No, that's Kim Mokke for LSU. Non Staley is the legendary coach of the Gamecock. But Don Staley's statement was very good to, you know, she just apologized for everybody. And she's like, that's not my team, whatever, whatever. I'm not mad at this because it. It's real. I like that. It's a real statement.

You know what I mean? She started off like, yo, we don't need none of this. Yeah. But if you want that smoke, if you want the smoke, go pick on somebody your own.

Yeah, I wasn't mad at that. But, you know, what I would tell her is that, you know, Andrew Reese didn't have anything to do with this. You know what I'm saying? Andrew Reese didn't push floginate to it.

I mean, a flogynate it and shoved, Andrew Reese wasn't the person who shoved the game cockplayed. It was flogening. So Kim, not Kim. What's her name?

She just hit the game winning shot in the three-point of. It don't matter. No, it does matter. Oh. Okay? Why do you all? It does. Jesus Christ, man.

Does it matter? Bro. It's women's mostly. Is that why we're talking about this? No, we're talking about this because women basketball, college basketball is fire. Let me look it up. Okay. That's why.

What's her name? She hit the game winning shot against Tennessee, man. You know what I'm talking about? What a team? The game called. Cardoso. Camilla. Camilla Cardoso.

Camilla Cardoso was just being an enforcer, man. That's what she did. I'm not mad at enforcers. The game needs enforcers. She had the game winning three the night before. Then you bump my teammate. I don't like that. You go into the ground.

I don't have a problem with none of it, yo. The tournament is going to be fire. I'm definitely going to a game. I mean, we might have to go to the game. I'm going to a game. Let's pay some bills. Look at this. Look at it.

Look at it. Look at the lady. Oh, my God. That was turkey. That was choking. Malaysia is a beef. Can't do nothing with a show. What?

I'm slapping that ball into the fucking sleet. Stop. I mean, that was pretty. I ain't all right. That's her all year long. She's a freshman. No, she's nice. She's nice.

Malaysia is dumb nice. Let's pay some bills, Taylor, gang. Taylor. Do you think you can be Caitlin Clark one-on-one? Seriously? Yeah, with that. Come on. Make it big tails like a few.

It's not even like, it's not even do I think. In a three-point shootout? No, of course not. But if like she's playing D on me, what is she gonna do? I don't think you'll, I don't think you'll get the ball. What if I start with the ball? You start with the ball, you're gonna miss. How will I miss?

You're gonna back her down and then I'm just gonna do a layup. Huh? 5-11, how tall is she? Yeah, I told Caitlin. She's a girl. Yeah. She could be 7-4. It's not going to stop me from backing her down,

getting her in the fucking house. Why didn't we ever get any women to take up Andrew? I wonder. You had, you say you had basketball friends. She's six feet? She's six feet flat. Fuck.

Caitlin's six foot. Go like this. You got a little. Kate's six foot. How's how are you? I'm six, too. But I'm full of testosterone, strength, muscles, jumping ability,

huge dick. Caitlin washes you, bro. Malaysia Washington. You too. Lazy. They're too ill off the handle. You can't hold them. Come on.

Too fast, I'm not even going to play D. What you think you're running in the 40 right now? I'm not going to play D. I'm just going to shout out things that they're insecure about. That's how you play D on with it. Stons are coming. You have a double chin.

The second toe's longer than your first. Your daddy don't love you. I mean, you got to do what you got to do. I don't have the Hesdy anymore. So I got to talk that shit. That's my superpower. You don't want to play me. You're doing like you just did me.

Like, hey, hey, hey, hey, you got a little hair on you. You don't get your mustache waxed? Yo, we're saying, all I like to say women's basketball is fire, man. Love women's basketball. No, for real. Shout out to all them. Shout to Kailin. Shout to Malaysia as well.

That finish was crazy. No bullshit. The finish was unbelievable. It is very exciting to watch. And good for them. They're doing the sport. It's hilarious, man. Mood, and they got more stars.

I think that's the other thing, too. But that's because most guys can go to the league. Yeah. So the NBA, I mean, the NCAA. They stay in the NCAAs a little bit longer. They get to develop stars. I know what that's, right? Women's college basketball gets to develop stars.

All the stars that could be in the men's run to the NBA, you know? Golly gives right here. You're, yeah, there you go. You were making a great point because. Always got to tell stars to wipe their mouth. Yeah, because what do they got on it? Probably yeast. Okay, so here's the thing.

Here's the thing. Come on. Let us be silly. Can we just be silly? It's women's minds. That's right. We're just two dads who like to come here and be fucking serious. We're girl dads.

We can make these jokes. That's right. We brought women into this world. That's right. Your daughter doesn't know she's a girl dad yet. My daughter doesn't know that she's a girl dad yet. What does that even mean? Nothing.

I'm going to hurt your feelings. But how does that hurt my feelings? Taylor, just because you didn't. didn't start thinking. You said something without thinking. Don't do that to his child. That's not what I'm thinking at all. No, I'm just saying like she.

When did you realize you was a girl dad? Because you're a girl dad. Yeah. Like when I was- You're not a girl dad. You're a girl that has a dad. Just like my daughter. Why are you looking at me?

Because. You can't be a girl dad. A girl dad is your dad. Your dad's a girl dad. You're a girl. That was fire. You're a girl dad. Taylor, you're a girl.

If I can be a stud, you can be a girl dad. You're a daddy's girl. You're a daddy's girl. She's a high, bro. Just admit you're high. You came high. She just realized it. I know.

She's about, she said, first of all. Taylor, you identify as a girl dad. It's okay. Are you a girl dad? This is America. What's it like raising? I treat these niggas like, I'm their daddy.

God. All you niggins is my daughter. Exactly. God. They're girl dads to me. They're girl dads to you. That still don't work. I had to think about it.

I thought about it to you. They're daddy's girls. Yeah, I ran through my brain. You're a daddy's girl. Yeah. Your guys are girl. I'm saying they are daddy's girls to you. A girl dad is the dad, right?

Yeah. Okay. So. Yeah, I'm running. Yeah. Now, the math is working. Either way. They don't have been.

That's all I want to say. Don't you dare. Don't you dare either way yourself out of this one? You said they're all your what? They're all my bitches. Wow. That's how you feel it. That's how you talk about men during women's history month.

That's how you talk about men who are women during women's history months? Yes. Hey, stud. That's crazy. Hey, stud. I am a stud. I'm proud to be a stud. What's up? What's your stud name?

Dan. Danny. Danny. Danny. Danny. What? What? Why?

You know what you should call yourself? No, you should call yourself a soft. It would be Lenny. A soft. A soft. A soft dick in your mouth. Go on. Yeah, Charlotte.

Yeah, it's not very so hard. I didn't see that coming because cudge don't suck dick. That's why it's soft. I didn't say a heart. I said a soft. I don't know what to do with this. What is this? This is how are you looking really?

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Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's like fill the dead air. It's a really good strategy. Oh, it's a bunch of them. I mean, it can be something as simple as this, right? Like, I'll be, we're about to talk about something in a minute, but I don't know, you mean like something from the book?

Like you said in the book, you also have things that people can bring up if they can't sit in silence. Yes. Like, what's one of the... Oh, so yeah, the topics range. So it's like my thoughts on politics in the current political landscape. my thoughts on being a father and how to navigate

being a girl dad. It's just like different things. Entitlement. What was the one? Entitlement culture. Oh, good. You know what I'm saying? The worldwide nigger net.

Like, it's things that you can actually discuss. Yeah, this is great. Now, you might not want to discuss the worldwide nigginess. Why? Well, you can. You just would have to use the acronym.

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I'm always excited to see everybody because I'm, I love the evolutionary podcast. Like, think about it, 11 years ago. Great. Probably longer. When did the live speaking start, Chris? Oh, 2011. Okay. So, rogue, I think about guys like Rogan.

Rogan is like, Rogan's like 10, 11 years old. More than that, I think. Not that much. Maybe, like, he's right. We're right behind him. Like, maybe he might be 11 or 12. Yeah. And we're, we're 11 years in.

Yeah. So I just think about how 11 years ago, people didn't even. know what the fucking podcast was. Crazy. Now, a decade later, you got people making a lot of money. People have turned this into a business. I just came from the IHeart Radio podcast awards

in Austin, Texas on Monday. Crazy. This is my second annual Black Effect Podcast Festival we sold out last year. We're on pay to sell out this year. So I'm always intrigued to see how people take their live show. So with that said, I'm very excited to see poor minds.

Okay. Because I have not seen them live before, but I've heard a lot of amazing things about their live show. Horrible decisions. always puts on a great live show. I still have yet to see. I haven't seen anybody better yet on stage, yo. Wow.

I haven't. Big compliment. I haven't. It's hard. Shout out of horrible decisions. It's hard to give that the 85 South show, even though 85 South is incredible because of what they do. It's three stand-up comedians.

And DC is a performer. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying. So he not only does he do stand-up, you know, they act, you know, they do music, they sing, like, they notice. The more lends himself to that. Yes. When you go to the 85 South Show, you know they ain't going to be good on stage.

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2009. 2009. How many years is it? What is it? What are we in 15 years? Let me see. For 2024, so like 14, 15 years? Yeah.

Very young. Still, very young. Very young. Crazy. Very young. House passes, Bill. The fourth TikTok sale. Oh, yeah.

What's your theory on this? From Chinese owner, our band, the app. What's you thinking? I don't really have a theory. I think that, you know, the U.S., I think all, whenever you see stuff like this, these countries have more intel than we do. These countries, Because America's not the first country to ban TikTok.

Oh, for sure. And also, keep in mind, China doesn't let our apps in. You know what I'm saying? For this exact reason. They don't want us collecting data. That's right. But Taylor made a good point earlier. Which is?

Which is rare. She made a good point. I didn't even say nothing. Women's history, ma'am. You farted just now? Don't do that. That was jammer. That shit felt like it came from over there.

Are you serious? Yeah. You got a been in Trulik with the ass. Guys listening. I swear. He's that shit to He must to aim that shit and that shit must have bounced off the wall

because it sounds like it came from you, Taylor. No, it didn't. You're sure? Oh, my grandfather's great. Guys listening. God is listening. Okay. I farted.

But you've also farted in your life. Thank you. Stop act like you're some saint. Yes, you do fart. You fart all the goddamn time. Yeah, but I'm not, I want to act like someone else did. Why? You don't have had fun.

You probably done that before in your life. Farting all day. Take off your underwear full of shit. Underweights, full of shit. No, not underwear. When they do those scratch pants. Oh, yeah, yoga pants. That's why we call them wolf pants.

You got the wolf. You got the wolf. And when you're going to say you're smart that I say. Just hit you after a long day. What's something smart that I say? Oh, she said that your cell phone, your smartphone is already collecting mad data. Of course. So that's why I said, why are you so worried about this thing?

No. The idea is... It's collecting data for us. So, like, if America's collecting data on its own citizens, that's okay. If another country's collecting data on our citizens, that's a little concerning. And then also when you have a social media app, they can put... They can, one, understand the culture here, and then they can also push certain content to change the culture.

That's right. So what if they push a bunch of videos that make being a Democrat really look really cool or being a Republican look really cool or a candidate look really cool? And then they start skewing elections in that way. That's right. Or even radicalize it. They don't do that on end of my hair and nothing like that. What?

Taylor Hayes, ladies and gentlemen, don't you ever forget it. Taylor Hayes, Upper Darby's finance right there. Don't you ever forget it. Don't you ever fucking forget it, Joe. That was good. I don't really have a theory on this other than we know what this is.

I love you, Taylor. This is a Chinese. in America feels like they're collecting too much of our data. They could be spying on us. Everything you just said is true. So other countries have done it. I don't other countries have banned it. I think it's terrible for Biden.

Yeah. Because, you know, everybody always wants to talk about the black approval rating. Biden's getting his ass kicked all across the board. And, you know, he has very low approval ratings with the youth. This ain't no way to get the youth on your side. Exactly. They're banning their favorite app. Yeah.

And they could just make another app, though. Huh? Well, that's what they want TikTok to sell to somebody in America. So they're not against TikTok. They're against the idea that the data might be going back to China. And now TikTok claims, no, all of our servers are here, yada, yada, yada, but there's no way to actually make sure that it's not going back to China. And since it is a Chinese company, and since Chinese companies are tied to the, what is it called, the Communist Party, especially the successful ones, they are working with the Communist Party. So why wouldn't they take data?

I'm going to tell you what you about to see, though. I feel like this is just the beginning of a lot of regulations, you know, and legislation that is going to be created around social media. And what's going to be very interesting to see in the future is how much y'all really want to invest in your careers. Because I have a feeling that at some point, you're going to have to have a license to broadcast certain types of content. Meaning, if you're on YouTube or one of these platforms

and you're presenting yourself as a source for news. News, yeah, that's interesting. You're going to have to go out there and get some type of license. Like, I don't know if y'all know, radio stations and television stations, they have licenses. There's some sort of accountability.

Yes, they actually have to go out there and get licenses. You can lose your license if you get too many FCC fines. You know, you can lose your license if the FCC says that you're transmitting things over your airwaves that shouldn't be there. A lot of y'all motherfuckers that's out there

spreading a lot of lies and bullshit, y'all better get used to it. Y'all better have fun now. Yeah, that's interesting. Isn't there a version of that, though, because YouTube, they'll strike your channel if you're doing. They're not doing it fast enough. But I don't, it's too much bullshit information leaking through the cracks.

They have too much influence over people. And what would happen for people like us who, like, talk about the news, we talk about culture, but we're also saying that we're idiots. Will we just be able to get to talk about whatever? I think we might be a little bit different because it's, it's a lot of what we do is satire. Right. You know? So we'd be protected by satire.

I would think. Because those are, there are very specific laws in America that protects that time. Yeah, I would think, you know, I would think, because, you know, we give our opinions. I think that's the difference.

People know that we're giving our opinions. Instead of, these are the facts. These are the facts. There's people out there literally presenting false information. Like, there was a whole article. Like, I'm pretty,

didn't I send you that article? Did I send you that article? Hold on, let me read. I'm going to read the headline. I think I told y'all to go look this up. The headline of the article was, fake news, YouTube creators, Target, Black,

celebrities with AI generated misinformation. I'm sure it's not just happening to black celebrities, but, you know, these things are happening. Like, they'll take pictures or they'll take audio and they'll take the pictures in the audio and create a false narrative around the pictures in the audio and say people got arrested and say people are, you know, admitting the things that they didn't do. Like, it's all types of wild shit going on. Eventually, they're going to put a clamp on that.

I think this right here is the beginning stages. Well, I know, I take that back. It started when they bought everybody from these social media apps onto the hill and did that, made them face the parents of the kids who committed suicide and all kind of stuff. It started with that. This is the next step. House Passes bill to force TikTok sale. If they forced TikTok to sell, you're about to start seeing rules and regulations

and stipulations clamp down on a lot of these social media. Well, think about it. Like with AI and AI's now ability to create video. its ability to write essays, etc. You could put out an article. You could say, hey, AI, put out an article about how

Charlemagne the God is actually a stud. And then you could say, AI, create a news website that that article is from. And then you could say, AI, populate that news website with news stories for 10 years.

And you could take one little clip from brilliant and it's obese, even though y'all know I'm saying and Jess with just me saying, I'm a stuck. Exactly. And now we could go to that website that we asked AI to create, and we'd like, this is a fake website. And then all of a sudden, it's got stories about random topics for 10 years.

We go, this is probably a legit website. That's right. That's right. AI is going to make making fake news and misinformation so much easier. And the concern isn't the people within the country. The concern is people outside. of the country and governments outside of our country using it to manipulate us. What if

you're China or Russia or any of these countries and you hear a fake AI of President Biden talking about how you're going to nuke? Like literally. And what if you leak it and don't even make it seem like it was an announcement, you leak it like it was just a private conversation that they were having

with somebody. Like Joe Biden was having a private conversation with the head of the military and he said, we're going to have to nuke Russia. Now Russia's like, oh, word. Like you just don't know. where this shit can end. So, and I don't think humans are smart enough to get in front of it.

What if AI breaks into a country's defense systems and forget about a fake conversation, signals that their incoming missiles. Yeah, I dare. Why would they do that? Why, I mean, because AI hallucinates. That's one of the dangers with AI. You're saying they become sentient

and they decide that they want to. This is what we should do. We should. AI hallucinates? Yeah. Explain. I don't fully understand it, but essentially there's a point as it collects data where it begins feeding on itself. It's collected everything.

It's like the snake eating its tail. And when it gets to that point, it just starts creating new information that isn't actually connected to anything anymore. So, yeah, as a Twitternik. Well, peace. Damn. What they do? What the AI is doing what all the bloggers do now. They get to a point where they just start making up shit.

If you got to create five, six stories a day to eat, you just, you just do. just going to start making up some shit. It's easier to make it up. God damn, AI. It is easy to make it up. Like you're supposed to be smarter than everybody. Shit. Yeah, man.

Yeah, it's going to be an interesting time that we grow up in and our kids grow up in. Imagine like having to tell your kids something that they read on the internet is completely fabricated. You have to do that now. Yeah. What do you mean? You're saying they'll come back with things that are. Well, well, here's that they might. Or maybe they have a bigger, they have a stronger bullshit detector.

Maybe they grow up knowing what they don't. But you don't know what you don't know. So like, let's just say like my eight year old, she'll come home and tell me something that somebody said to her in class. I'm like, what, that's not true. Like, where did you get that from? What he said or she said? And I'm like, well, where are these kids getting this shit from?

To me, these are kids that are on TikTok. These are kids that are on these social media platforms and they're getting a lot of this BS information. It happens to adults. Like adults fall from. of this shit. You know what I mean? Like they're like my daddy falls for some of this shit. Now, you're right. That is true. A lot of adults are falling for these kind of scams. My daddy called me in 2016 because he thought Birdman came and shot up my goddamn house.

Why? Because there was an article that said, that somebody put up a goddamn article saying Birdman came and shot up my house in 2016. It's a Saturday. I'm downstairs. I'm minding my business. Back to the interview? Yes. So then my wife, because I can call you daddy. I'm like, why? I go upstairs. I got like seven or eight missed call. I'm like, what the fuck just happened? All because it's some stupid-ass fake TMZ article did that we could a Birdman

put some respect on my name shit saying Birdman have my house shot at. So imagine this now. We haven't understanding that fake news exists and we have understanding of Photoshop and how you can manipulate pictures. Our parents have no understanding. But they're also on the internet. We got to get old people

off the internet. You've got to get more than that. This Facebook is not safe for y'all. You know, because they could create entire websites. They could manipulate pictures. They could show a picture of you dead. Word up. And your family might believe it. That's an active scam right now with car crashes.

They, through remote calls, they get a snippet of your voice. Okay. Oh, wow. They manipulate it with AI. And then they call your elderly parents. Oh, my God. And you're voicing, I've just been in a car crash. I need this.

They're saying it's my fault. I'm going to be at the county jail, police station, please call and help bail me out. And then they have. somebody call the same number saying, hey, you know, we have your son. They give them a fake number to call back. It said, you know, somebody answers to say, hi, you're at the, you know, downtown Manhattan. Wow. Press one if you want to go for.

And then, okay, well, we can get him out. It's about to happen. You call him AI. I was trying to call my dad. Oh. That happened to him. Literally? Really? Last week.

My fuck had a panic attack. And they said to him, I just ran a stoplight and crashed into your son. Right. He's dead. I'm being detained by the police. And he was like, what? I just ran a, I just ran a red light crashing to your son. I'm being detained by the police. Your son is dead. But it wasn't in your voice. No, he's dead. That's what scary. Your voice is out there so much. Think about what they can fake it and make it come from you. So literally your voice can call your dad. Yeah. And then be like, hey, I'm in, I'm in an emergency situation. Can you send me 10 grand, please? I can't really tell you about it. My dad would know that was fake. That's not how the family works.

I get those calls. I get those calls. Yo, man, I got to shout out the office. It's a robot. You thought you can't be a robot. I get those calls. It's actually kind of insane. What do you mean?

I'm sure you understand this shows. I don't think people realize that we got lives too. that we have things that we got to pay and people we got to pay. So if you hit me and ask me for something, you say, if you say, yo,

and then by the way, I don't have no problem helping people out. But you can't hit me and tell me, like, I'm trying to get, you know, I just had to pay my taxes. So I need to stay on my feet. How much you think I had to pay in taxes? Yeah.

I may come to work smiling every day But inside I'm terrified I'm sad Okay I may look like I'm on my feet I'm on my back after Uncle Sam finished with me actually on my stomach Okay

Uncle Sam is the only man That can make me lay on my stomach And say toot that motherfucker up Okay All right I know the internet thinks I'm gay But I promise you the only man Who has ever fucked me

It's Uncle Sam, and I got to act like I like it. We can't even buck. We can't even buck, okay? And Uncle, and you got to fuck. Got to fuck. Uncle Sam is the only person he don't give consent to. Yeah. And he can just take it.

And if you say no, you go to jail. You go to fucking jail. And when you come out of jail, what you got to do? Still fuck. Still fuck. God damn, why do we act? Why is this okay?

Y'all want to have a real cool? This is what we need to be reported. You're voting over the wrong shit. Fuck overthrowing the results of an election, yo. Come on, man. Overthrow the IRS. Come on, man. Be a lot of support.

That's all I'm simply saying. We got to change the way taxes are done in this country. We don't know where the money's going. Okay. New York should look like Dubai, Schultz. Facts, though. Why does it New York look like Dubai? We don't have oil.

We spend too much money in taxes for New York not to love. Also our richest citizens and corporations don't pay taxes. That's the other issue is that, yeah, the super, super rich New Yorkers, they're not paying no taxes here. They're living in Delaware. They're incorporated some other place. Shit, so am I. But what the fuck that got to do with anything? They're getting around the system.

They're not making a salary. The rich people don't make salaries. It's fucked up, man. We out here making. You're making salaries, bro. It's fucked up. Yeah. It's really fucked up, yeah.

What else we got, Taylor? It's actually depressing. I'm not going to lie. It's depressing. It's depressing. And that's why, so for everybody asking, that's why I can't give you no money. Let's do an ad, Taylor.

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over already. What happened with that? They were going to do a show? I think they ran in a... I think this is a rollout. Ford... Yeah, because Tucker Carlson got a show on X. And so Elon Musk gave Don Lemon the same kind of show

because he wanted diversity of voices and I guess Elon Musk was Don Lemon's first guest, but Elon didn't like the conversation, so Don Lemon is saying. And so Don put out a statement saying that their partnership is canceled because Elon pulled the plug on it. I think it's a rollout. They're going to put out the episode.

He already said they put out the episode anyway. But I think it's a rollout. And then where would he go? Continue on Twitter? Well, yeah, it's going to be on YouTube. I mean, it's just like Tucker's show. It comes on YouTube. It comes on X.

I guess it premieres on X and goes. YouTube, I don't know. But I just think it's just a rollout for everybody to tune in to watch on the West on Monday. That's what I think. As a person who knows a thing or two about manipulating people for rollouts, I think this is a rollout. Alexa Grin says, what is your favorite way to express yourself?

Shotsie? My favorite way, oh, nocturnal emissions. Okay, okay. Parting. What you say? No, no, no, no. What is nocturnally mission? Wet dreams.

Really? Yeah. I've been having some wet dreams. Yeah. You want to give us more details or? No, I mean, I just come really fast. I apologize and I wake up. Who do you apologize?

That's when you dream. The girl's sucking it up. Ooh. Yeah. Ain't that the whole point, though, if a girl's giving you head, like, you want it to be quick. Why would you sit there in disrespect her by having it in your mouth, you know, for mad long? Yeah, that's a great point. I should be like, you're welcome.

Yeah, the faster. But you don't want that shit in her mouth all that time. Yeah. I'm going to stop feeling bad about that. You don't even chew gum for that long, bro. Think about when you put something in your mouth. If you were a cigarette smoker, how long to take a smoke cigarette? I don't know.

A minute? That's what I'm saying. If you was a gum chew, how long, how long you're going to chew the gun? Dude, you've completely changed the subconscious version of myself. Yeah. I'm not apologizing or coming fast in my nocturnal emissions anymore. If a woman gives you oral sex, you know, if you should come fast. Yeah, you should.

That's the whole point. You should, right, Taylor? Yeah, it's not, it's like, as much as... Here I am thinking they're sad. they don't get to suck it longer. No, man. Here I am feeling bad for these girls. Their whole day, they've been just waiting to suck it up.

Your jaw's hurt, right, Taylor? I'm not discussing what I do, but I've heard that it hurt, yeah. What? I've heard that it hurt. Oh, that's right. We heard that from Trave? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay.

Yeah. No, but you do it, yeah, yeah. Because you like them bigger. You like bigger, Kise Cox. You say that a lot more on the show. You say it on the show a lot. But what y'all call big is, like, this. I feel like I like this.

What does your dad and brothers say when they listen to it? If I was your brother, you'd be like, my dad knows not to listen. My favorite way to express myself clearly is talking, duh. And that's what we do, you know what I mean? I like to talk, all right? Yeah, this is a good question. Okay.

Alexa Gren. Same person. Oh. You got a back-to-back, Alexa. Fuck. Rather go back in time to meet your ancestors or future to meet your descendants. Easy call for me.

Go. Future, man. Well, yeah, as a person of color. The future. Yeah. I mean, the way the world's going, I don't know how I might pull up to the future. They're like, damn, they really got you, huh?

I can go back. I can go back and meet all of our descendants and be like, you won't believe this. But in a few hundred years, we're going to be best friends. Back to work, guys. I'll take the future, man, because when you go back to the present, you like the smartest person, bro. Like, you didn't see it all.

When you go back in time. Yeah, and then you got to think everything that we talk about is, like, recorded and shit. So brilliant idiots, breakfast club, all that shit will be fired once I see 20, 30 years down the line. Oh, and then you come back. Now I'm 65. And I'm the prophet. You're the Oracle.

You know what I'm saying? No, the future. It's got to be future. It's got to be the future, man. It's got to be the future. Probably hashtag poet. But I also think we say that because our parents are still live. I think if our parents aren't there, then you start going, man, I might want to go back and hang out.

We're not going to be in the future. We're only there for a brief time. We got to Delori. So we're in the future. Yeah. You know our parents are gone. I wouldn't even go look. No, I'm saying like.

I wouldn't even go look that shit up, though. Like I wouldn't look to see like when my parents I wouldn't look to see when any of my people actually passed away. I wouldn't want to know that. I'm saying if our parents had already passed away, we'd probably want to go back in time and kick it with them for a minute. Nah.

Why? Why, man? You've been with them since day one. What do you mean? Yo, this is a crazy question. This is a crazy question. We got some crazy questions. Probably underscore poet.

Shala, if you had to trust one. white person to own you as a house slave. I suck my dick, probably. You sound crazy, though. But. Nobody. Not one.

Are you crazy? That would be crazy if shit does end up, like, you know, like, what if we really end up going backwards as a society? Yeah. And like slavery does return. But you have to decide what white person to work for.

I'm just saying. And you think you're going to work for like some cool-ass white people and they're like, nah, I've been waiting on this. They're like, no, no, no. You thought this is going to be easy. Classic, now this is a good one. Classic Grant says can insecurity be a healthy human emotion? Healthy is a weird word.

It can be productive. It could be helpful. I don't know if it's healthy, but it can be helpful. I think it could be healthy. Healthy? Depending on the circumstance. I'll tell you why.

Okay. If you're out of shape and you're insecure about the way you look. There you go. And you decide to make some changes. You'll go in the gym. No, that's a great. Hey, that's great. And that could be the same with anything.

Your posture. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I hear, I hear you. That's right. I hear you. As long as that crippling.

If the insecurity is crippling to the, point where like you can't make change in your that's right that's right like if you if you're if you're if you're too insecure to to shift because some people are too insecure insecure to shift like I know people who have crippling anxiety you know way worse than mine mine is crippling I know people who can't leave the house yeah you know so you know that's that you got to they got to go get treated for that yeah you know I think some insecurities like you know just knowing that you have that type of anxiety some people don't ever go get help for it you know so I think yeah I think I think insecurity could be a healthy human emotion.

What's your insecurity, Alex? My height. I wish I was tall. And then you can do about that. I mean, you could get surgery. Oh, you wear shoes who makes yourself taller. Okay. Taylor, what's your insecurity?

It's nothing like physical. Are you talking about physical? No, just in general. It would be like scared to feel. Like, yeah, telling nothing about you. Scratch me as scared to fail. Yeah. Yeah.

I hide it well. Really? Interesting. That's why I'm so confident, though. Oh, no, you're beyond confidence. We hear you on this podcast. Like, nobody could say the things you say if they didn't have ultimate confidence in itself. It's just the fact. What about you, Chris? What's your insecurity? Yeah, I'd say it's a version of Taylor, like not measuring up. Yeah. Would it be mine.

To my circumstances, yeah. Interesting. I just thinking, yeah. What's yours, Charlotte? What is my insecurity? What is my insecurity? I think people pleasing, but that stems from, that stems from sexual abuse as a child.

Jesus. So when, you know, the person, when the person is it. I'm telling you the truth. I'm not going to follow that, bro. I'm just saying, how am I supposed to follow that? When the person, when the person was sexually abusing me as a child,

and then I made them stop. They would call me ugly and all kind of stuff. So there was a thing in me that just wanted to give people what they wanted, even if it made me uncomfortable, even if it was to my detriment, I would still do it. So I would say the insecurity is like, I guess a form of people not like people.

pleasing? Yeah, yeah, that's that's what it is. People are not liking me if I don't do something for them. So it makes things like very transactional, but I'm at the point in my life where I like to be of service.

So I don't mind doing things for people, but I'm doing things for people because I genuinely want to do them. Yeah, you want to do it. You know what I mean? Yeah. So yeah, I think that would be my insecurity. Go ahead. What about yours?

You don't got me get deep. Tell us, yeah. Tell us. Unless you want to, tell us. I know what it is. What's plain security. I feel like you're something with your daughter. The daughter just got here.

That's a normal parental paranoia. That's not insecurity. It's not insecurity. I wouldn't call it insecurity. There's anxiety. A lot of anxiety for sure. You want to be a good dad and do those such of things. Yeah, insecurity.

I mean, there's tons. I mean, for a living, I literally go on stages and, you know, seek the validation of strangers. What a sociopath. What a fucking psychopaths stand-up comics are. Yeah. I mean,

to go out on stage by yourself and to try to win a crowd of thousands over and like to want that abuse. Yeah. Yeah. Especially the ones who've gotten booed and keep going up there. You got to do it?

No, you don't. Now, but you do. You really don't. I mean, I love it. Yeah. There's nothing I love more than a person who keeps going on that thing. Trying to figure it out.

You're an animal. You cannot figure it out. You're an animal. You're just an animal. loved it. I wish I had that kind of confidence because I would have quit. Wait, I have a question. Isn't it always about making them laugh

or are you trying? Wow. No, this is a good question. Like, what are you trying to get out of it? I think that like, there's awesome. No, but no, because he says slick things. So are you? It's making them laugh, I think, on like your

terms, at least for me. I think that maybe there's, I think there's some people who are like just getting the laugh at any the thing is okay. The only thing I'm asking, I feel like Dave Chappelle. I don't feel like he's looking for people to laugh anymore. I feel like to make them look in a different.

When Dave Chappelle doesn't stand up, he wants you to laugh. But we was talking about this earlier. We was in the group chat, sleut to our guy, D Block. We was talking about what we look for in comics. And number one, the root of a comic is funny. So that's number one. Got to be funny. Make me think.

This is my personal point. My personal take. Make me think. Make me laugh. Make me think. Make me cringe. Make sense. Make simplify something complicated.

Yeah. That's what I want my comments to do. Make me laugh. Make me think, make me cringe, simplify something complicated. And then on top of that, the cherry is if you can make someone feel something, I think that that's really important. If there's like a feeling that resonates, I think that's really great. Make them feel.

Yeah. But yeah, I think that's a great way of looking at it. A whole underscore SC says, can y'all talk more about the business and a brilliant idiot and how it affects y'all's friendship? It doesn't. It's just like this has been the ultimate kickback for T. years. We probably should pay more attention to the business side of us. Probably. Y'all be asking us for merching all kind of shit and yeah. I don't think we've ever taken the business

I think. I think Taylor's been robbing us blind. You think? Yeah, starting some sort of like pie factory down there. I've been asking when y'all gonna come on new merch and shit. Yeah, we need to be better entrepreneurs. I did. You didn't. No, that was me. This time by part. I do, I do think merch is a good thing. We need merch. I run into a lot of brilliant idiot listeners, a lot. Yeah. Like, a lot, lot. And they'd be wanting to rep. Rep. So we need to do that. We need to get some merch going. Let's make it happen. All your fans have gel in their hair. Mine? Yeah. Respect. I've noticed that. When I was a guy comes up to me and they got like how your shit looks now to slick back or the G. Easy. Yeah. I know they bought it. I'm not even joking. I could

actually, if I could pull out my phone every time. that happens, you'll be like, damn, they're all, they watch, they know brilliant idiots, they follow Schultz, and that's why they fuck with me. There we go, boys. I'm telling you. I've noticed it. I told my wife that the other day. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know.

We got to look. We got an aesthetic, you know. Yeah, it's a lot. To be honest with you, it's a lot more people who talk to me nowadays. Maybe because I don't be out, so maybe I notice it more. Yeah. But when I go out and it's a lot more white people, I think it's where you're at in your life. It's either than...

Financially. You think? They either say... You don't hang out with blacks anymore, dude. No, I do. I have a lot of black friends. But it's where they see me. So they see me on daily show.

They see me on the news and stuff. And they see the brilliant of his podcast. I don't think you hang out black people as much. I'm telling you. You take them to Anguilla or something. But when you hang out with black people, you have to leave America. You're like, oh, that's not true. I only hang out of black people.

black people that have passports. I'm not playing around with you guys. That's not true. Yes. I've created my own ecosystem. We have a great ecosystem. It is, it's interesting. It is, it's very, especially the news angle of it all. It's very interesting. Why was that? Because, like, you know, you have white people walk up to you and be like,

you keep talking that truth, man. I like you. I like your common sense takes. You know? I'm like, no doubt. And they whisper back. Yeah, exactly. That's white talk for Remember when Captain America was in the elevator? And he was with Hydra.

And he didn't know if they was on to him, but he just whispered to him. Hell, hide. I've been doing that a little bit. You know what I'm saying? I'm being in the elevator with a bunch of white people when you don't know and you'd be like, milk it.

Milk it. What do they do? Let them through. They get warm. Cut the line. Yeah. He's one of the good ones, guys. This is satire, guys.

Now, do I have to sit? It don't even matter. They're going to take the cooking right with it. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Somebody's going to take this clip and put it on Twitter,

and it's just going to be me whispering, back up. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Now I've got to answer to Angela I for two weeks. Okay, with some stupid shit. Okay, let's do one more. Oh, this is a good one. Oh, let's do these last two.

These are good. E-Man 96 says, do you think Robert Kennedy has a chance to win the election? Shokesy. You just had them all? Yes. Really? Why?

Lock and change. I think he obviously needs to get more popularity. I think if he had his voice, like, if his voice didn't have that issue, I think that he'd be like, no bullshit, a legit. He could even be the frontrunner. I think it's just harder to hear him and listen to him talk. I mean, he even says as much. But, like, I think that what he's saying is residing with a lot of Americans. I really do.

I think he's going to put a lot of cracks in the glass. ceiling. I don't think he's going to shatter it. But I will say this. Since 2016, I've been wondering how come a third-party candidate doesn't pick up more steam. I think it's two reasons. Number one, most of them don't have the money to really compete with the big boys. Number two, it just hasn't been that game-changing candidate. I do feel like it's coming, though, because I feel like people want something different so bad. Like people don't like Trump. They don't like Biden.

America isn't beat for the two-party system. Sluo to my guy Tim Ryan, he always talks about the exhausted majority. I personally believe that's most Americans. I think most of us fall in the exhausted majority category. He's going to serve. We're just tied to all this shit. He's going to service them.

And we want something new. I think when the right candidate comes along, running third party, and they actually have some real money, like how a Ross Perrault had back. back in the day, they're gonna make some noise. It's a problem. They're gonna make some noise.

I think America is right, right for a third party candidate. The last two, the last three elections, I feel like third party candidates should have kicked some of that. But it's up to us to stop being pussies. And we are pussies. We say some shit, he ain't got a chance to win, so I'll just vote for the lesser two evils. Like the only way you're gonna have a third party

is if you start voting. When I did the talk in Austin, me and Angela Rye would today explain, salute to my man Chris Small you know, at Amazon, he bought that point up. And there's a lot of people that feel like that. Like, they're like,

yo, we're tired of the two-party system. We want something new. How come we're not giving more third-party candidates? Put your vote with your mouth, this. And what you said is true shows people tell it. They tell us only these two can win. So you feel like if you vote for one of these other people, it's a waste.

But that's just not how. Put your vote with your mouth. Man, this one young kid came up to be at the Vox Media thing. Man, he says something so real. He goes, Shalom, man, he say, yo, what's the person? point of voting when

the power of the vote doesn't really go to the people when all of these politicians are controlled by the lobbyists. When all these politicians are controlled by these corporate lobbyists, he was like, what's the point of voting when you know they're not going to be answering to us? They're going to be answering to them.

And you know what fucked me up about that question? I don't have an answer. I don't have an answer to the young. It's a great fucking question. And this guy, this kid was like, young. He was like 18, 19 years old. He was young as shit. How would you answer that question, Chris? Because the alternative is worse than the corruption that he's describing is real, but it's not 100% pervasive. But you're basically choosing between which corrupted candidate, because they're both corrupted by different lobbyists.

So the argument that you basically got to choose your lobbyists. Don't even choose a candidate. Choose the lobbyists that are trying to corrupt the candidate and then go with them. because the lobbyists are going to represent your point of view. Oh, that's my time. Okay. All right. What do you think, Chris, to that point? Yeah, or there should be a candidate who runs on an anti-lobbyist platform.

Impossible. Well? Trump tried to do that in 2016. Oh. Yeah, he did. He was saying how he was paying for everything with his own money and he wasn't in the pockets of these corporations. But his homies own the corporation. Right.

Yeah. You know, so. Trump in theory made a lot of sense. in practice. It's a complete different scenario. But there could be somebody else. I got a role, guys. Who about the own Trump, man? Russia or China? Because somebody going to pay that bill. Russia. Someone's going to do it.

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